1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,254 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:05,441 AND NOW..."FILLMORE." 3 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:09,904 TODAY'S EPISODE -- "THE UNSEEN REFLECTION." 4 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:16,077 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 5 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,246 IT'S TIME FOR THE UNVEILING. 6 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:20,540 YEAH, YEAH, GET ON WITH IT! 7 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:23,042 PUT US INTO OUR MISERY! HA HA! 8 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,544 WHO SAID THAT? 9 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,754 TRACE. JUST IGNORE HER. 10 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:28,256 YEAH, I WILL. 11 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:30,383 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 12 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:33,427 I HAVE BEEN A VAMPIRITA FAN SINCE BOOK ONE. 13 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:36,556 THROUGH VAMPIRITA, I HAVE MADE MANY FRIENDS... 14 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,891 INCLUDING MY BEST FRIEND, TERRI. 15 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:41,602 WE'RE ON THE EVE OF A NEW, EXCITING ERA 16 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,187 IN THE VAMPIRITAVERSE. 17 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:46,274 BOOK 23 WILL BE RELEASED IN TWO SHORT WEEKS! 18 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:49,652 I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT IT WILL BECOME AN INSTANT CLASSIC. 19 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,029 AS IF THAT WEREN'T THRILLING ENOUGH, 20 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,906 THE PUBLISHERS OF VAMPIRITA 21 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:57,285 HAVE BOLDLY OFFERED FANS THE CHANCE TO BECOME A CHARACTER 22 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:58,870 IN THE NEXT BOOK! 23 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,705 I'M SURE THIS IS A LONG-HELD DREAM FOR MANY OF US -- 24 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,040 OR NIGHTMARE! HA HA HA HA! 25 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:07,170 TO THAT END, WE SPENT SIX LONG MONTHS 26 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:10,965 LEARNING THE CRAFT OF GLASSBLOWING IN ORDER TO CREATE 27 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,926 A ONE-OF-A-KIND GLASS VAMPIRITA STATUE. 28 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,928 READY, TER? READY, TOR. 29 00:02:16,012 --> 00:02:18,806 FELLOW FANS, I PRESENT TO YOU... 30 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:21,225 VAMPIRITA, VAMPIRE ASTRONAUT, 31 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:25,563 IN A PIECE WE CALL "WHERE NO VAMP HAS GONE BEFORE." 32 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:38,117 YES! 33 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:40,494 NO. 34 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:41,495 NOOO! 35 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:45,208 YO, THAT'S A VAMPIRE? 36 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:47,960 X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL! STOP! 37 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,587 MIMES. 38 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,300 HEY. 39 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,843 HEY! 40 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,354 SNAP. 41 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,522 Fillmore, we got an incident in the cafetorium. 42 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,024 You available? 43 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,026 YOU CAN HAVE THEM IF YOU LIKE. 44 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:15,112 REALLY? BUT...I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ALL YOUR BOOKS. 45 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,322 IT'S OKAY. 46 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,698 MY COUSIN WORKS FOR THE PUBLISHER, 47 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:19,992 SO I GET THEM FOR FREE. 48 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:22,036 WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE THE STATUE? 49 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,788 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. 50 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,707 SOMEONE MUST HAVE MELTED IT DOWN AND REFORMED IT AFTER SCHOOL. 51 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,377 AND YOU THINK THIS PINK-HAIRED GIRL, TRACE, 52 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:30,586 MIGHT HAVE DONE IT? 53 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:31,754 OF COURSE! 54 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,340 ONLY SHE WOULD TURN IT INTO THAT! 55 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,260 LET'S PRETEND I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON THE FANTASY/HORROR. 56 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:39,387 YOU HARDLY NEED TO BE AN EXPERT 57 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,597 TO KNOW THAT THAT IS CITIZEN FANG, 58 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:44,183 WEREWOLF SENATOR. AND? 59 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,560 AND TRACE IS THE VICE-PRESIDENT 60 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:48,813 OF THE CITIZEN FANG FAN CLUB. 61 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,524 THOSE CITIZEN FANG GROUPIES ARE EVIL, 62 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,942 AND THEY'RE MORONS! 63 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,653 I MEAN, COME ON -- A WEREWOLF SENATOR? 64 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,406 THE MEDIA WOULD EXPOSE HIM IN A SECOND. 65 00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:01,826 BESIDES, CONGRESS IS IN SESSION DURING FULL MOONS. 66 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,369 SHE RAN OUT OF HERE 67 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,579 AS SOON AS THE COVER WAS PULLED OFF THE STATUE. 68 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,707 IF THAT DOESN'T SCREAM "I'M GUILTY," 69 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,458 THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES. 70 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,419 HEY, FILLMORE, CHECK THIS OUT. 71 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,628 WHAT IS IT? 72 00:04:12,712 --> 00:04:14,005 LOOKS LIKE...A HAIR. 73 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,590 WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK TO BE ANALYZED. 74 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:19,844 YOU DO THAT. I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN FIND TRACE. 75 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,684 YES! HA HA! 76 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:30,855 YES, "OCCIFER," I LAUGHED AT THE STATUE. 77 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,189 WHAT OF IT? 78 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:34,191 OFFICER. WHAT'D YOU LAUGH? 79 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:37,236 'CAUSE TORMENTING THE VAMPIRITA WORSHIPPERS 80 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,946 IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY. 81 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:42,283 DAYLIGHT KILLS VAMPS, AND THAT'S WITH THE OZONE LAYER. 82 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,286 I MEAN, A VAMPIRE ASTRONAUT IN SPACE? HELLO? 83 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,163 WHAT ABOUT THE SUN? UGH! 84 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,957 YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE VAMPIRITA FANS. 85 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:52,543 YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN YOU THINK. 86 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,962 BITE YOUR TONGUE. THEY'RE MORONS. 87 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,465 WHERE WERE YOU ON THE AFTERNOON THE CRIME OCCURRED? 88 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,842 WE HAD A FAN CLUB FUNCTION... 89 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,469 A BUNGEE JUMP PARTY. 90 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:02,970 15 WITNESSES, 91 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:06,098 AND A COMMEMORATIVE VIDEO PURCHASE FOR $19.99. 92 00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:07,558 AIRTIGHT ALIBI. 93 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,436 THANKS FOR PLAYING, "OCCIFER." 94 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,980 WE HAVE SOME LOVELY PARTING GIFTS FOR YOU. 95 00:05:13,064 --> 00:05:14,482 BUH-BYE. 96 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,026 WAS THE WHOLE FAN CLUB AT THE PARTY? 97 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,736 NO. NOT EVERYONE. 98 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,572 T.Q. HATES BUNGEE. 99 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,741 HE SAYS IT RATTLES HIS VERTEBRAE. 100 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,786 WHAT'S THIS T.Q. DO IN THE FAN CLUB? 101 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,830 HE'S...THE PRESIDENT. 102 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:31,165 T.Q. SCHRADER? 103 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:34,168 I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SABOTAGE. 104 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,088 WHOA. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ANY SABOTAGE. 105 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,964 DON'T TOY WITH ME, OFFICER. 106 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,716 EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED. 107 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,344 EVERYONE THINKS I DID IT...INCLUDING YOU. 108 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,889 DO YOU, HOWEVER, HAVE ANY PROOF THAT I WAS THE PERPETRATOR? 109 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,682 I DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT...YET. 110 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,684 I'M JUST HERE TO ASK YOU A FEW -- 111 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:54,438 I WAS AT HOME READING, AND THEN I WENT FOR A WALK. 112 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,690 MY PARENTS SAW ME AT HOME. 113 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:57,858 ANYTHING ELSE? 114 00:05:57,942 --> 00:05:59,527 WELL THEN, OFF YOU GO. 115 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,862 MY TAMAGO BEGS TO BE CONSUMED. 116 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:04,782 LOOK...DON'T GO ANYWHERE FOR A FEW DAYS. 117 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,952 I MIGHT NEED TO ASK YOU SOME MORE QUESTIONS. 118 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,745 I PROMISE. 119 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:11,205 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, MAN. 120 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,790 I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT? 121 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,334 I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES. 122 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,462 NOT MANY HUMANS CAN SAY THE SAME. 123 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:22,716 IT'S A HAIR, ALL RIGHT. WHITE. 124 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,802 LET ME GUESS, T. -- WEREWOLF? 125 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,220 FUNNY, FILLMORE. 126 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,097 NEAR AS I CAN TELL, THAT HAIR IS HUMAN. 127 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,807 ANY NEW LEADS ON YOUR END? 128 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:33,102 NOT YET. WE GOTTA LEARN MORE ABOUT THAT GLASS STATUE. 129 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,563 DON'T GO IN THAT CAGE, VAMPIRITA! 130 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:36,605 IT'S A TRAP!! 131 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,524 O'FARRELL! 132 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,526 MAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU READ AN ENTIRE BOOK 133 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:44,071 THAT ISN'T ABOUT DINOSAURS OR SUBMARINES OR... 134 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,865 DINOSAURS ON SUBMARINES. 135 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,159 TERRI GAVE ME ALL THE BOOKS. 136 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:51,912 HER COUSIN'S A PUBLISHER, SO SHE GETS THEM FOR FREE. 137 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:53,080 FILLMORE! 138 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:55,249 WHY DID A GET A BILL FROM THE ART LAB 139 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,960 FOR 10 PLASTIC CHAIRS, 8 WOODEN EASELS, 140 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,920 A VELVET CHAISE, AND A SPEAR?! 141 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:02,590 THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO. 142 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,385 CUT THE CHUCKLES, FILLMORE. I AIN'T MADE OF MONEY. 143 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,721 FOLSOM'S COMING DOWN ON ME ABOUT THE BUDGET. 144 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,347 YOU BREAK ANYTHING ELSE, 145 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,475 AND YOU COULD WIND UP SUSPENDED FROM THE FORCE. 146 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:13,726 WE CLEAR? 147 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,770 YEAH. CRYSTAL. 148 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,690 HMM, CRYSTALLIZED SAND, HM-HMM. 149 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:24,737 ALL GLASS IS MADE OF BEAUTIFUL, MELTED CRYSTALLIZED SAND. 150 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,780 HEAR THAT? 151 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:30,034 THE LOW GROWLING BASS OF PRESSED GLASS? 152 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,078 BLOWN GLASS MAKES A SILVER BELL TINKLE, 153 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:35,915 LIKE THE RUSTLING OF ANGELS' WINGS. 154 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,168 HMM. 155 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,629 THIS WAS DEFINITELY PRESSED IN A MOLD. 156 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,797 NOT A GLASS-PRESSING MOLD, EITHER. 157 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:45,633 THE STRIATIONS ON THE SURFACE 158 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:48,552 INDICATE IT WAS A MOLD FOR METALS, POSSIBLY PEWTER. 159 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,471 WE SHOULD CHECK OUT THE METAL SHOP AT SCHOOL 160 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:51,972 FOR A MATCHING MOLD. 161 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,474 IF YOU LIKE, 162 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,684 YOU MAY TAKE A SHORTCUT THROUGH FIGURINE ALLEY. 163 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:58,854 MUCH QUICKER THAN GOING ALL THE WAY AROUND THE BLOCK. 164 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:00,314 THANKS. 165 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,734 OH...I MUST ISSUE A SMALL WARNING -- 166 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:08,822 THE FIGURINES ARE VERY DELICATE AND TERRIBLY EXPENSIVE. 167 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,908 USE EXTREME CAUTION. 168 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,036 DO YOU SEE A WAY OUT? 169 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,329 NO. 170 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,123 I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY UNICORNS IN MY LIFE. 171 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,333 MAYBE THEY KNOW. 172 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,584 'SCUSE ME. 173 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,419 CAN YOU TELL US HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE? 174 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,006 COME ON! 175 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,344 YOU BREAK ANYTHING ELSE, 176 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,596 AND YOU COULD WIND UP SUSPENDED FROM THE FORCE. 177 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,771 OH, SNAP! GRAB IT! 178 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:41,772 NICE CATCH. 179 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,649 LITTLE LEAGUE, TWO YEARS. 180 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,025 THIS WAY. 181 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:50,698 DEAD END, BABY. 182 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,412 INGRID! 183 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,217 INGRID, MOVE! 184 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:17,516 NICE CATCHES. 185 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,893 TOO BAD WE DIDN'T CATCH EVERYTHING. 186 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,271 FILLMORE, THEY MUST HAVE DROPPED THIS. 187 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:27,818 "SPEARO THE CLOWN IS WEARING THIS FROWN, 188 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,447 'CAUSE DEPRESSION STAGE 4, AND NOW HE FEELS DOWN." 189 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:34,116 A POP-UP BOOK." 190 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,243 THIS CAME FROM THE SCHOOL LIBRARY. 191 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:37,578 HERE, YOU TAKE IT. 192 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,246 I'LL INVESTIGATE THE METAL SHOP, 193 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,582 SEE IF I CAN FIND A MOLD FOR THE STATUE. 194 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,042 HMM. 195 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,961 THIS WAS CHECKED OUT OF THE X LIBRARY FOUR MONTHS AGO, 196 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:47,087 AND NEVER RETURNED. 197 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,464 THIS IS ODD. 198 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,591 THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO LAST CHECKED IT OUT 199 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,843 HAS BEEN ERASED FROM THE COMPUTER LOG. 200 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,928 THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL WHO IT WAS. 201 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,597 YOU RECOGNIZE THIS PERSON? 202 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,182 WHY, THAT'S TRACE. 203 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,934 SHE WAS A REGULAR LIBRARY CUSTOMER. 204 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,145 WIG AND HAIRPIECE BOOKS, MAINLY. 205 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,605 TORREY... 206 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,483 SUPPLEMENTARY FAN GUIDE FOR THAT "VAMPIRITA" SERIES. 207 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,652 SLIGHTLY OBSESSED, BUT VERY SWEET. 208 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,820 WHERE THERE'S TORREY, THERE'S TERRI. 209 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:15,282 HER PASSION WAS THOSE HIDEOUS ABOMINATIONS OF RUBBER AND HAIR, 210 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:17,242 COLLECTING MOUNTAIN OGRE DOLLS. 211 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:20,287 UGH, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE FASCINATION. 212 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:21,789 T.Q. SCHRADER. 213 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:24,166 WHY, HE DID A SEMESTER IN MY LIBRARY SCIENCE CLASSES. 214 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,211 HE'S GOING TO BE A RIGHT BRILLIANT LIBRARIAN SOME DAY. 215 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,004 SCHRADER WANTS TO BE A LIBRARIAN? 216 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:30,130 OH, YES. 217 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,799 HE'S EVEN GOT HIS HOME COMPUTER 218 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,634 CONNECTED TO THE SCHOOL'S LIBRARY NETWORK. 219 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:37,805 WELL, COULD HE HAVE HACKED INTO THE LIBRARY DATABASE FROM HOME? 220 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,431 IT ISN'T OUT OF THE REALM OF THE POSSIBLE. 221 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,849 Fillmore, it's Ingrid. 222 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,935 You'll never guess what I just found. 223 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,437 LOOKS LIKE T.Q. SCHRADER LIKED METAL SHOP. 224 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,981 HE MADE THE MOLD HIMSELF FOR EXTRA CREDIT. 225 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:50,943 LET'S GO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH MR. SCHRADER. 226 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,861 T.Q. SCHRADER, WE HAVE EVIDENCE 227 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,322 THAT YOU SABOTAGED TORREY'S VAMPIRITA STATUE. 228 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:57,241 YOU NEED TO COME WITH US, MAN. 229 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,785 WOULD IT DO ANY GOOD TO ASSERT MY INNOCENCE? 230 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,663 Fillmore, you better get down to the croquet field. 231 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,707 There's just been another sabotage 232 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,291 of the Vampirita Fan Club. 233 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,711 I MUST BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS NEW SABOTAGE, 234 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:11,463 BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS I HAVE RUBBER ARMS 235 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:14,883 THAT CAN STRETCH TO THE CROQUET FIELDS AND BEYOND. 236 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,389 WHY ME!? 237 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:24,643 EVERY THING I TOUCH...RUINED! 238 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,646 COME ON, TOR. WE HAVE ONE MORE DAY UNTIL THE CONTEST. 239 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,231 WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 240 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,526 WHAT FOR? SOMEONE WILL JUST WRECK THAT, TOO. 241 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,652 I GIVE UP. 242 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,862 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP! 243 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,488 DID VAMPIRITA GIVE UP 244 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,949 WHEN ZOLFRIN THE GOLD WANTED TO PLATE THE EARTH 245 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,492 TO MATCH HIS ARMOR? 246 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,246 BE TRUE TO THE SPIRIT OF VAMPIRITA, TORREY. 247 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,873 FIGHT TO THE END. 248 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,166 NOW, BLOW. 249 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,294 THANKS, DANNY. 250 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,130 WHAT HAPPENED? 251 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,882 THAT WAS TORREY'S NEXT ATTEMPT 252 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,050 AT WINNING THE NUMBER-ONE FAN CONTEST. 253 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,927 SOMEBODY CUT THE MOORING ROPES... 254 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,220 ABOUT THREE MINUTES AGO. 255 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,306 WHOEVER DID IT CAN'T BE FAR. 256 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,980 THERE! 257 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,433 END OF THE LINE. 258 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,105 SO, LET'S CHECK OUT WHO'S MISTER MALLET. 259 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,817 TRACE. 260 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,495 I DIDN'T CUT THE ROPES! 261 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,704 I SWEAR IT! 262 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,331 THEN WHAT'S THIS FOR? 263 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,457 FALL PRUNING? 264 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,042 I WAS GONNA CUT THE ROPE, 265 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,045 BUT SOMEONE ELSE DID IT BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE. 266 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,797 THIS WAS IN YOUR POCKET. 267 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,048 WHAT IS IT? 268 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,384 I FOUND IT IN A BOOK T.Q. LOANED ME. 269 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,760 H-HOW COULD HE? 270 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,596 HOW COULD HE READ THAT TRASH, AND KEEP IT? 271 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,806 UGH! 272 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,057 KEEP WHAT? 273 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,227 DUH! IT'S A PAGE FROM A VAMPIRITA NOVEL. 274 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,480 HE'S CROSSED OVER! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 275 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,983 TRAITOR. TRAITOR! TRAITOR! 276 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,444 THINK SHE'S LYING? 277 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:40,612 I DON'T KNOW. 278 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,197 I MEAN, SHE SEEMED PRETTY UPSET 279 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,949 ABOUT NOT GETTING TO CUT THE ROPES. 280 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,784 T.Q. HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. 281 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,578 TRACE AND T.Q. WORKING IN TANDEM 282 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,580 TRIED TO TRASH TORREY AND TERRI'S ATTEMPTS 283 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,747 AT TAKING THE TROPHY... 284 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,125 TOGETHER. 285 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,211 THE LIBRARY BOOK, THE MOLD, THE WHITE WIG -- 286 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,005 IT POINTS TO BOTH OF THEM. 287 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,258 SORRY. THIS WIG'S MADE OF ARTIFICIAL HAIR. 288 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,384 NOT A MATCH. 289 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,760 WHERE TO NOW? 290 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,554 TORREY AND TERRI ARE MAKING A LAST-DITCH EFFORT 291 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,472 AT WINNING THE FAN CONTEST. 292 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,933 COMPETITION STARTS IN AN HOUR AT THAT HORROR BOOKSTORE, 293 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,184 THE ZOMBIE'S BOOKSHELF. 294 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,519 YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT? 295 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,689 UNH-UNH. NOT YET. 296 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,609 OFFICERS, HERE TO WRONGFULLY BUST ME AGAIN? 297 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,027 WE'RE HERE TO TALK. 298 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,533 CHAZRIKI? 299 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,994 UH...WE'RE ON DUTY. 300 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,370 IT'S TEA. 301 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,665 VERY GOOD FOR OPPRESSED RAGE. 302 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,208 HAVE SOME. 303 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,419 TRACE SAID SHE FOUND THIS IN ONE OF YOUR BOOKS. 304 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,463 WANT TO TELL ME WHAT YOUR DOING WITH A PAGE 305 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,797 OUT OF A VAMPIRITA NOVEL? 306 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,174 IT'S NOT FROM A NOVEL. 307 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,176 IT'S FROM AN ADVANCED READER COPY, 308 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,553 AN EARLY PRINT OF AN UNRELEASED BOOK... 309 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,555 USUALLY PRINTED TO SEND TO REVIEWERS. 310 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:49,973 WHY THE RED? 311 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,851 TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING COPIED AND PASSED AROUND, 312 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,144 OR SOLD ONLINE. 313 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,021 THEY'RE VERY DIFFICULT TO ACQUIRE, 314 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,732 BUT A TRULY DETERMINED FAN CAN HUNT ONE DOWN. 315 00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,900 YOU A DETERMINED FAN? 316 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,276 DON'T BE SILLY. 317 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,945 I LOATHE VAMPIRITA, 318 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,864 AND THIS LAST NOVEL IS WRETCHED, 319 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,658 EVEN BY VAMPIRITA STANDARDS. 320 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,327 THOUGH I SHOULD GIVE THE AUTHOR CREDIT. 321 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,538 READING THAT PAGE SUCKED THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF ME. 322 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,166 IF YOU'RE NOT A FAN, THEN WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 323 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,960 CHAZRIKI CAN BE BITTER. 324 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,170 I HAVE HONEY IF YOU NEED SOME. 325 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,547 KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK YOU KNOW WHO DID IT. 326 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,174 WANT TO TELL ME WHO IT IS, 327 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,009 OR YOU WANT ME TO DRAG YOU BACK TO H.Q. 328 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,552 FOR BEING AN ACCOMPLISH? 329 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,847 EXTRAORDINARY DOLLS, THESE MOUNTAIN OGRES. 330 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,685 THE EYES, THE SKIN, THE HAIR -- VERY REALISTIC. 331 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,353 THERE'S TERRI. 332 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,439 HER PASSION WAS THOSE HIDEOUS ABOMINATIONS OF RUBBER AND HAIR, 333 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,233 COLLECTING MOUNTAIN OGRE DOLLS. 334 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,527 NEAR AS I CAN TELL, THAT HAIR IS HUMAN. 335 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,570 TERRI GAVE ME ALL THE BOOKS. 336 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,949 HER COUSIN'S A PUBLISHER, SO SHE GETS THEM FOR FREE. 337 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,534 I WAS GONNA CUT THE ROPE, 338 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,620 BUT SOMEONE ELSE DID IT BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE. 339 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,753 WE GOTTA GET TO THE ZOMBIE'S BOOKSHELF. 340 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,716 I DESERVE TO WIN THE CONTEST, 341 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,177 BECAUSE I, TOO, AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS. 342 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:12,222 HOW LONG IS THIS THING GOING TO LAST? 343 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,892 THIS IS A PROMO EVENT. IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT. 344 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,186 DEAL WITH IT, AND SMILE. 345 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,274 HOW'S THAT? 346 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,194 FLOATING THROUGH THE COSMOS, 347 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,655 DRIFTING THROUGH THE STARS -- 348 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:31,158 UGH, MY HELMET'S FOGGING! 349 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,493 RELAX. YOU'LL DO GREAT. 350 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,412 THANKS. OOPS! 351 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,749 BETTER GIVE TERRI THE SIGNALS TO GET THE MIST MACHINE READY. 352 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,083 NUMBER 42! 353 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,669 IT'S MY TURN. 354 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,925 TERRI, YOU NEED TO COME WITH US. 355 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,469 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 356 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,184 IT'S OVER, TERRI. 357 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,441 TERRI IS THE SABOTEUR? BUT...WHY WOULD SHE DO IT? 358 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,570 WHY WOULD SHE WRECK HER CHANCE TO BECOME IMMORTALIZED 359 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,405 IN HER FAVORITE SERIES? 360 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,449 'CAUSE IT'S NOT HER FAVORITE SERIES -- 361 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,825 NOT ANYMORE. 362 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,453 TERRI GOT HOLD OF THE ADVANCED READER COPY 363 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,039 OF THE NEW VAMPIRITA NOVEL FROM HER COUSIN 364 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,833 WHO WORKS FOR THE PUBLISHER, BUT IT WAS LOUSY. 365 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,212 BY ITSELF, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTING ENOUGH, 366 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,172 BUT TERRI HAD A BIGGER PROBLEM. 367 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,550 SHE AND TORREY WERE SHOO-INS TO WIN THE #1 FAN CONTEST. 368 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,260 IT WAS THEIR DREAM, 369 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,597 BUT NOW WINNING THAT CONTEST MEANT ENDING UP CHARACTERS 370 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,307 IN A WHACK NOVEL -- FOREVER. 371 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,227 SO SHE DID WHAT SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD TO DO. 372 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,978 SHE MELTED DOWN VAMPIRITA, 373 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,232 AND TURNED HER INTO CITIZEN FANG. 374 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,152 LAST THING SHE DID WAS SHRED THE ADVANCED READER COPY, 375 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:53,031 BUT SHE MISSED ONE PAGE, AND SOMEONE ELSE FOUND IT. 376 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,160 YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL! 377 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,162 I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES. 378 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,747 I DIDN'T TELL. 379 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:04,042 I JUST LET OFFICER FILLMORE FIGURE IT OUT ON HIS OWN, 380 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,129 AND I MUST SAY, HE DID AN EXCELLENT JOB. 381 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,422 YOU MEAN...YOU KNEW? 382 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,882 YES. 383 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:14,302 I HAPPENED TO DROP BY THE METAL SHOP THAT FATEFUL AFTERNOON 384 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,264 IN TIME TO CATCH TERRI PERPETRATING HER SABOTAGE. 385 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:22,060 I MIGHT HAVE RATTED HER OUT, BUT SEEING HER SADNESS... 386 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,604 I FELT HER PAIN, FOR I, TOO, 387 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,983 HAVE SUFFERED THIS KIND OF LETDOWN. 388 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,901 I'M ON MY FOURTH FANDOM NOW, 389 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,862 AND I KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT IS 390 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,531 WHEN YOUR IDOL WRECKS THE FRANCHISE, 391 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,200 BUT I EVENTUALLY LEARNED HOW TO COPE -- 392 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,579 PLENTY OF CHAZRIKI AND A SELF-HELP BOOK OR TWO. 393 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,623 YOU GAVE THIS TO TERRI, TO HELP HER COPE? 394 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,543 I DID... THOUGH I NEED IT BACK. 395 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,712 IT'S FOUR MONTHS OVERDUE. 396 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,463 I WANTED TO WARN YOU, TORREY, 397 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,632 BUT I PROMISED MY COUSIN I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE 398 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,384 HE GAVE ME THE ADVANCE COPY. 399 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,804 I THOUGHT ALL I'D HAVE TO DO WAS MELT THE STATUE, 400 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,556 BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE UP. 401 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,727 YOU MADE THE BALLOON, SO I HAD TO GET RID OF THAT, TOO. 402 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,563 I'M SO, SO SORRY. 403 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,648 I FORGIVE YOU, TERRI. 404 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,233 SO... 405 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,402 THE BOOK'S... REALLY THAT BAD? 406 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,570 HORRIBLE! 407 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,572 NEVER MIND THE GRAMMAR, SPELLING, 408 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,157 AND PUNCTUATION ERRORS. 409 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,243 VAMPIRITA SHARES HER SECRET OF THE MOBRIN FORCE 410 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,078 WITH ZOLFRIN THE GOLD! 411 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,330 WHAT?! 412 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,415 BUT VAMPIRITA WOULD NEVER SHARE 413 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,292 ANY SECRET POWERS WITH HIM! 414 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,336 THEY'RE SWORN GENETIC ENEMIES! 415 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,046 NOT ANYMORE! 416 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,423 IN FACT, THEY'RE... 417 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,424 DATING. 418 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,634 DATING!? 419 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,178 IT'S A BETRAYAL OF COSMIC PROPORTIONS! 420 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,679 THAT'S WHAT IT IS! 421 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:45,602 OH, HEY, THIS GIRL DESERVES THE NUMBER-ONE FAN PRIZE. 422 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,439 ONLY A NUTSO FAN WOULD GO TO THIS EXTREME. 423 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,441 HELLO? IT'S ONLY A BOOK. 424 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,195 I WROTE IT ON THE PLANE TO MILAN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 425 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,905 JUST...A BOOK? 426 00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:00,408 TOO BAD SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEIR OWN CHARACTERS WELL ENOUGH 427 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,036 TO KNOW THAT THEY DON'T END UP DATING 428 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,996 THEIR SWORN GENETIC ENEMIES! 429 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,499 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY THIS WHOLE THING HAPPENED 430 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,251 BECAUSE TERRI PROMISED HER COUSIN 431 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,169 SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE BOOK, 432 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,880 OR BECAUSE T.Q. PROMISED HE WOULDN'T RAT TERRI OUT, 433 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:16,549 BUT I SAY IT HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW 434 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,843 HOW TO KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO YOUR FANS. 435 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:22,806 THAT'S WHAT A BOOK IS, MADAME -- A PROMISE. 436 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,141 TRY KEEPING IT NEXT TIME. 437 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,149 WELL SAID, TORREY. 438 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,861 YOU KNOW, TERRAPHANTACON 4 IS COMING TO THE CITY THIS WEEKEND. 439 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,614 OUR CLUB WAS TRYING TO CHARTER A BUS, 440 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,409 BUT WE COULD ONLY FILL HALF THE SEATS. 441 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,828 MAYBE WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT? 442 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,206 MAYBE WE ALL READY DID. 443 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,625 COOL. LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE END OF THAT. 444 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,836 DOG. NOT QUITE. 445 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,807 BUT...I'M ONLY THROUGH BOOK EIGHT. 446 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,686 I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO BECOME DISILLUSIONED. 447 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,897 MAN, YOUR LUNCH BAG LIFTING DAYS ARE OVER. 448 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,816 YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MIMEY. 449 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,234 FILLMORE! 450 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,362 WHY'D I GET A BILL FOR 65 DESTROYED MONSTER NOVELS, 451 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,572 AND A ZOMBIE STANDEE?! 452 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:21,948 RELAX, VALLEJO. 453 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,950 MIMEY HERE HAS OFFERED TO PUT ON A SHOW, 454 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,786 AND DONATE THE PROCEEDS TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGES. 455 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,916 Fillmore, help me out. 456 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,169 I got a perp on foot who stole a 10-foot ladder. 457 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,129 He's headed into the ceramics club. 458 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,589 CERAMICS CLUB? 459 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,132 10-FOOT LADDER? 460 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,216 ON MY WAY. 461 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,594 SORRY, MY BROTHER. 462 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,720 DUTY CALLS. 463 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,138 WAIT, UH, FILLMORE! 464 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,807 YOU KNOW, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH, VALLEJO. 465 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:51,269 WHEN I GET BACK, I'VE GOT SOME TEA THAT JUST MIGHT HELP YOU. 466 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,315 FILLMORE!! 467 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,152 STOP THAT. 468 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,245 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP