1 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:03,421 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:06,067 AND NOW "FILLMORE." 3 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:10,404 TODAY'S EPISODE -- CODE NAME ELECTRIC HAIRCUT. 4 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,035 UM, WE, LIKE, TOTALLY INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM 5 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:18,287 TO BRING YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY BREAKING NEWS. 6 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:19,789 GOOD AFTERNOONSIES. 7 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,916 WE TOTALLY HAVE WORD OF A HIGH-SPEED CHASE 8 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,418 CURRENTLY UNDERWAY THROUGH THE HALLS OF X MIDDLE SCHOOL. 9 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:27,713 LET'S, LIKE, GO LIVE TO OUR VERY OWN CHOPPER WADE FOR THE LATEST. 10 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:31,259 SHERRY, WE'VE CONFIRMED THAT THE VEHICLE BEING CHASED 11 00:01:31,342 --> 00:01:35,012 WAS CARJACKED BY OCCASIONAL NE'ER-DO-WELL COLBY BOSWORTH. 12 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,889 LOOKS LIKE OUR BOY COLBY 13 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:40,810 USED IT TO STEAL AN ENTIRE BANK OF LOCKERS FROM THE EAST WING. 14 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,649 SWEET FANCY MOSES! 15 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,910 FILLMORE, STAY ON COLBY. I'LL HEAD YOU GUYS OFF. 16 00:01:57,994 --> 00:01:59,412 GO! 17 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,883 COLBY, LOOK OUT! 18 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:15,928 EVERY DAY'S A COP! OUT THE WAY! 19 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:22,059 LOVE A DUCK. 20 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:37,783 LOVE A DUCK! THAT THIEF IS NICKED. 21 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:42,246 HMM, THERE'S STILL A LOCKER THAT HASN'T BEEN CLAIMED. 22 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,665 NUMBER 483. 23 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:47,376 IT BELONGED TO MY BEST FRIEND, ALEXIS BYXBEE 24 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,795 BEFORE SHE, LIKE, MOVED AWAY TWO WEEKS AGO, 25 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:51,339 MAKING ME VERY, WELL... 26 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,882 GIVE ME A "S." 27 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,343 GIVE ME AN "A." GIVE A "D." 28 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:56,886 MARYANNE GREEN -- 29 00:02:56,969 --> 00:03:00,640 LIKE, CO-CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD. HIYAS! 30 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,353 THAT'S ALEXIS' MIRROR. 31 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,355 SHE, LIKE, MUST HAVE LEFT IT BEHIND. 32 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,815 LIKE, DON'T WORRY. I HAVE ALEXIS' NEW DIGITS. 33 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,526 I'LL JUST CALL HER AND SEND IT TO HER FIRST CLASS... 34 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,654 'CAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL SHE WAS. 35 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,030 FIRST CLASS? 36 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,824 NO, SILLY! THE KIND WHO'D WANT HER MIRROR BACK! 37 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,910 Fillmore! Ingrid! 38 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:24,121 WE FOUND THIS NOTE SLIPPED UNDER THE DOOR OF HQ. 39 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,916 "GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM"? 40 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,584 ANYBODY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? 41 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,336 THE LETTERS WERE CUT OUT OF THE EXAMINER. 42 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,088 PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. 43 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:36,550 THE "E" CAME FROM AN AD FROM MS. FREDERICA'S SCHOOL... 44 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:39,804 MS. FREDERICA'S SCHOOL OF DANCE AND CONTEMPORARY ETIQUETTE! 45 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,264 THEY'RE OFFERING TWO FREE LESSONS 46 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:42,890 WITH A FIVE-YEAR MEMBERSHIP. 47 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:46,018 "POISE, UNFLAPPABILITY, AND POISE." 48 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:47,395 WHO DOESN'T NEED THAT? 49 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,021 FOCUS, PEOPLE. 50 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:51,565 SOMEONE WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO PUT THIS NOTE TOGETHER. 51 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,067 IT'S GOT TO MEAN SOMETHING. 52 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,027 YOU SURE IT ISN'T THE COCOA TALKING? 53 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:57,238 YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THAT STUFF PRETTY HARD, MAN. 54 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,782 I'LL WATCH THE COCOA. YOU WORRY ABOUT THE CASE. 55 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,118 ISN'T THERE A SECURITY CAMERA IN THE HALL? 56 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,537 WHOEVER SLIPPED THAT NOTE UNDER OUR DOOR MUST'VE BEEN CAUGHT ON TA-- 57 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,247 THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING, THIRD. 58 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:09,333 29 HOURS OF VIDEOTAPE. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 59 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:17,758 OH, MY GOSH. SORRY -- DIDN'T SEE YOU. 60 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:19,760 SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO MY BEST FRIEND, ALEXIS! 61 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:21,137 SOMETHING... 62 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:24,640 GIVE ME A "B." GIVE ME AN "A." GIVE ME A "D." 63 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:27,518 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY -- OR, UH, SPELL THAT? 64 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,146 THE NUMBER ALEXIS GAVE ME BEFORE SHE MOVED. 65 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,064 IT WAS TO A CHINESE PIZZERIA. 66 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:33,607 AND, LIKE, ACCORDING TO THE PHONE OPERATOR, 67 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,109 ALEXIS' HOME ADDRESS 68 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,737 IS TO A 14-MINUTE OIL CHANGE AND HAIRCUT SHOP! 69 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,739 MAYBE SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER. 70 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,532 ALEXIS WAS THE MOST KIND, 71 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,076 GENEROUS PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN. 72 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,246 I WAS, LIKE, HER BEST FRIEND AND VICE VERSA. 73 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:50,041 LOOK WHAT SHE GAVE ME BEFORE SHE LEFT. 74 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,126 MARYANNE AND ALEXIS. 75 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,379 HER HALF READS, "THIS LOCKET IS OUR NEXUS." 76 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,465 GOT TO HAND IT TO HER. THE GIRL CAN RHYME. 77 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,550 PROMISE YOU'LL TRACK HER DOWN? 78 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,510 THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS, GLADYS. 79 00:05:01,594 --> 00:05:04,305 ALEXIS BYXBEE, HUH? DOESN'T SOUND FAMILIAR. 80 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:07,141 OF COURSE, THIS IS ONE OF THE LARGEST MIDDLE SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY. 81 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,476 GLADYS... 82 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,603 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UPDATING 83 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,439 PERMISSION SLIP 6259877PNAX FORM "B." 84 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,733 YOU CAN'T HELP EVERYONE WHENEVER THEY WANT YOU TO. 85 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,276 BUT I LIVE TO HELP. 86 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,362 THIS IS OFFICER FILLMORE FROM THE SAFETY PATROL. 87 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:22,782 HE'S LOOKING FOR ANY RECORDS ON SOMEONE NAMED ALEXIS BYXBEE. 88 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,076 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 89 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,119 YOU DONE WITH THE HALLWAY TAPES? 90 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:29,288 I ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORED O'FARRELL TO COVER ME FOR A FEW HOURS. 91 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:32,166 HUH. THERE ARE NO RECORDS OF ALEXIS BYXBEE 92 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,793 ANYWHERE IN THE SCHOOL DATABASE. 93 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,544 SORRY, BUT THE RECORDS DON'T LIE. 94 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:37,588 MAYBE SOMEONE'S MESSING WITH YOU. 95 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:42,718 ALEXIS BYXBEE? THE GIRL WAS A BORN LEADER. 96 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:46,013 OH, AND BY BORN LEADER, I MEAN POPULAR, LOVED, 97 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:48,641 AND MORE LIMBER THAN A $10 PIPE CLEANER. 98 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,477 SHE SINGLE-HANDEDLY TOOK US TO THE RAH-RAH REGIONALS. 99 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,062 DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF HER -- 100 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,563 ANY FORWARDING INFORMATION? 101 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,690 SHE ONLY STARTED HERE IN THE FALL. 102 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:59,235 BUT THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING HERE IN THE ON-LINE YEARBOOK. 103 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,195 NOW THAT'S JUST NUTSO. 104 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,614 LET ME GUESS -- NO RECORDS. 105 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:07,618 IT'S LIKE SHE'S BEEN TAKEN OUT OF ALL THESE PICTURES. 106 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,620 IT'S LIKE SHE'S BEEN ERASED... 107 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,414 FROM EXISTENCE. 108 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:14,583 CHECKED IN WITH O'FARRELL. 109 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,210 STILL NOTHING ON THE HALLWAY TAPES. 110 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,045 ANY HEADWAY TRACKING DOWN ALEXIS? 111 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:20,214 I SEARCHED THE ARCHIVES. NOTHING. 112 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:23,092 THE ONLY PROOF THERE EVEN WAS AN ALEXIS BYXBEE 113 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:24,385 IS HER MIRROR. 114 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:27,304 "POISE, UNFLAPPABILITY, AND POISE." 115 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,390 CRACKERS! THAT'S THE SLOGAN 116 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,559 OF MS. FREDERICA'S SCHOOL OF DANCE AND CONTEMPORARY ETIQUETTE. 117 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,060 Hey, Ingrid! 118 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:35,312 I think I found something on those hallway tapes! 119 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,606 YOU TAKE THE TAPES. I'LL HANDLE FREDERICA? 120 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:41,902 BOOM, DADDY! RIGHT THERE. 121 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,991 WAIT A SEC. REWIND AND ZOOM. 122 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,080 THERE. FREEZE IT. 123 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:54,373 DISCO. 124 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:57,042 YES, MRS. O'FARRELL, BY THE END OF THIS COURSE, 125 00:06:57,126 --> 00:07:00,588 YOUR SON WILL BE ABLE TO WALK WITH A BOOK ON HIS HEAD. 126 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,757 C'EST FANTASTIQUE! I'LL PUT HIM DOWN. 127 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:07,553 NOW, O'FARRELL -- IS THAT ONE "L" OR TWO? 128 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:12,641 ORANGE AND BLACK? DARLING, HALLOWEEN WAS SIX MONTHS AGO! 129 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:15,227 INGRID THIRD. X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL. 130 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:17,396 MA'AM, DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MIRROR? 131 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,651 YES, ALL MY GIRLS AND BOYS GET ONE WHEN THEY GRADUATE. 132 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:26,071 HAS ANYONE NAMED ALEXIS BYXBEE ATTENDED CLASS HERE? 133 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:31,452 WELL, I REMEMBER EVERY STUDENT WHO'S WALKED THROUGH MY DOORS. 134 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:34,163 LOTS OF KIDS FROM X, BUT TRUST ME. 135 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:37,249 NOT ONE OF THEM WAS NAMED ALEXIS BYXBEE. 136 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,376 FILLMORE, ANOTHER DEAD END. 137 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,129 YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT THIS ALEXIS BYXBEE 138 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:44,048 REALLY DOESN'T EXIST AFTER ALL. 139 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,092 WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST 140 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,637 IS BEHIND THE ANONYMOUS LETTER TO THE SAFETY PATROL. 141 00:07:57,019 --> 00:08:00,940 ANYONE LIKE TO JOIN ME IN A MUG OF ALL-NATURAL HOT CAROB? 142 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:04,443 COMES FROM TREES. 143 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,278 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. THIS ISN'T GOOD. 144 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:07,780 OF COURSE IT ISN'T. 145 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:10,282 ISN'T CAROB WHAT THEY USE TO FILL POTHOLES? 146 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:13,827 I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON MY COCOA INTAKE. 147 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,788 LISTEN, WE GOT A MESSAGE WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND 148 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,831 FROM A GIRL WHO SUPPOSEDLY DOESN'T EXIST. 149 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:20,668 MY GUT FEELING IS TURNING TO FULL-FLEDGED INDIGESTION. 150 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,628 WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO THE BOYFRIEND YET. 151 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,630 HE MAY HAVE ANSWERS. DO IT. 152 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,967 LET'S HOPE JONAS PATRERRO HAS A LITTLE INFO 153 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:30,010 ON HIS PHANTOM GIRLFRIEND. 154 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:34,390 WAIT! PLEASE WAIT! 155 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,145 IT'S A FACADE FOR THE STAND-UP COMEDY CLUB. 156 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,606 WHAT -- TOO MUCH INFORMATION? 157 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,108 THANKS. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. 158 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,485 WE'RE GOOD GUYS. 159 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,695 WHO WAS THAT? 160 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,572 I THINK THAT WAS... 161 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,240 ...ALEXIS. 162 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:34,700 JEEZ LOUISE. 163 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:38,370 LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO GIVE UP COCOA. 164 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:43,000 LIKE, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT...I THINK THAT WAS HER. 165 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,253 PART OF ME HAS ALWAYS THOUGHT ALEXIS NEVER REALLY LEFT. 166 00:09:46,337 --> 00:09:49,423 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I'LL SMELL HER PERFUME. 167 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:54,386 SOMETIMES, I ACTUALLY HEAR HER LAUGH...ECHOING IN THE HALLWAYS. 168 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:57,806 THEN, JUST AN HOUR AGO, WHEN I WAS SENDING SOME E-MAIL 169 00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:01,018 FROM THE COMPUTER IN MY HOMEROOM, MY ACCOUNT GOT ZAPPED. 170 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,772 ALL THE MESSAGES I HAD LEFT FROM ALEXIS -- THEY WERE ALL GONE. 171 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,690 WHEN I WENT OVER TO THE COMPUTER LAB 172 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,360 TO COMPLAIN TO THE GEEK -- UM, PEOPLE THERE -- 173 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,236 THAT'S WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW ALEXIS. 174 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,571 IN THE HALL. 175 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,948 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAW, MAN. 176 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,368 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I KNOW ANYMORE. 177 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,036 IF I DIDN'T HAVE THIS PICTURE, 178 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,080 MAYBE I WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE SHE EXISTED. 179 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,581 YOU HAVE A PICTURE? 180 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,753 OUR HTML MELEE 181 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,464 WITH GILBY MIDDLE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER CLUB CONTINUES. 182 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,299 WE CAN DO THIS, PEOPLE! 183 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,301 REMEMBER, EVERY GREAT WEB PAGE 184 00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:41,934 BEGAN WITH A MERE TEXT . 185 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,144 GLADYS, YOU'RE IN THE COMPUTER CLUB? 186 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:48,107 I'M PRESIDENT, ACTUALLY. SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GUYS? 187 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,983 WE'RE LOOKING INTO THE POSSIBILITY 188 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,944 THAT ALEXIS HAS BEEN HANGING AROUND THE COMPUTER LAB. 189 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,404 YOU SEEN HER? 190 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,656 I'VE ONLY BEEN BACK AT X FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS NOW. 191 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,116 MY MOM TOOK A JOB 192 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,784 WITH A VEGETARIAN STEAK AND CHOP COMPANY. 193 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,285 IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT. 194 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,454 YOU'RE STILL LOOKING FOR ALEXIS BYXBEE? 195 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,498 YEAH. YOU SEEN HER AROUND? 196 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,999 SHE WAS A CHEERLEADER? 197 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,960 LET'S WALK AND TALK. 198 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:11,296 OFFICERS, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING. 199 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:15,134 X IS A BIG SCHOOL... A BIG SCHOOL DIVIDED. 200 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,635 TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU. 201 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,303 WHEN IT COMES TO POPULARITY, 202 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:21,306 THERE ARE THE HAVES AND THE HAVE-NOTS. 203 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:24,143 SURE, X IS A PRETTY UNUSUAL SCHOOL. 204 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,061 WE HAVE OUR BAD-BOY CHESS PLAYERS, 205 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:28,355 AND OUR SUPERSTAR ACCORDIONISTS. 206 00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:30,441 BUT THE HAVES RUN THIS PLACE. 207 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,152 EVERYBODY LOVES THEM AND IGNORES US. 208 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,862 TRUST ME. THERE'S NO REASON 209 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,489 FOR A HAVE LIKE MISS CHEERLEADER ALEXIS 210 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,950 TO BE JUMPING THE FENCE INTO MY NECK OF THE WOODS. 211 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,244 I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YUMI. 212 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:45,122 YOU JUST DON'T FIND TOO MANY CHEERLEADERS THAT LIKE TO HANG OUT 213 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,833 WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE A GOOD COMPUTER SYSTEM. 214 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:51,670 THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. INGRID, WE GOT TO JET. 215 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,172 YO, CHECK IT. 216 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,090 THE NOTE LEFT ON THE HQ DOOR SAID, 217 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,675 "GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM." 218 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,762 WHAT IF "IT" IS IN THE COMPUTER SYSTEM? 219 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:04,016 EVERYTHING LOOKS JAKE ON THE MAIN SERVER. 220 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,851 WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING HERE 221 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,020 THAT DOESN'T HOOK UP WITH ANY APPLICATION. 222 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,522 "FILE NAME -- ELECTRIC HAIRCUT." 223 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:11,857 DISCO. 224 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,193 IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT -- 225 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,986 WAIT. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE COMPANY. 226 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,196 WHERE? 227 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,655 ON THE NETWORK. 228 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:21,074 FILLMORE, SOMEONE IS WORKING ON ELECTRIC HAIRCUT. 229 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,201 WHERE? 230 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,994 IN THE COMPUTER MAINFRAME BUILDING 231 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,871 ACROSS FROM THE BOCCIE FIELD. 232 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:29,208 STAY ON IT. FIGURE OUT WHAT ELECTRIC HAIRCUT IS... 233 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,876 MAYBE TALK TO GLADYS. 234 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,669 I'M GETTING OVER TO THE MAINTENANCE BUILDING 235 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,546 BEFORE OUR BUSY BEE FLIES. 236 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,465 HOW? IT'S ACROSS CAMPUS. 237 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,749 OH, NO! 238 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,585 FILLMORE, IT'S ME. ELECTRIC HAIRCUT IS A VIRUS. 239 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,213 AND IT'S SET TO START IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. 240 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,756 FILLMORE, ARE YOU THERE? 241 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,138 UGH! 242 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,476 UGH! 243 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:44,199 SWEET MELBA PEACHES AND DRY WHITE TOAST! 244 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,702 THIS ELECTRIC HAIRCUT IS A VIRUS! 245 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,413 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S SET TO EXECUTE IN THE NEXT HOUR. 246 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,165 THAT'S ALL I CAN FIGURE OUT. CAN YOU TELL WHAT IT DOES? 247 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:56,169 IT'S SOME SORT OF ALTERED PEER-TO-PEER SHARING PROGRAM. 248 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,379 LIKE, FOR MP3s? 249 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,506 YEAH, BUT THIS ONE IS DESIGNED 250 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,508 TO SHARE THE E-MAILS, FILES, AND RECORDS 251 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,427 OF EVERYONE AT X MIDDLE SCHOOL. 252 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,054 EVERY COMPUTER IN THE SCHOOL AND EVERY E-MAIL ACCOUNT 253 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,223 WOULD GET EVERYONE ELSE'S INFORMATION! 254 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,143 CRACKERS. PERMANENT RECORDS, LOCKER COMBOS, 255 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,353 TEST ANSWERS, PERSONAL PASSWORDS. 256 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,398 IF THOSE GET OUT TO EVERYONE, IT'LL BE COMPLETE ANARCHY. 257 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,733 CAN YOU STOP IT? 258 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,193 MAYBE. FILLMORE, IT'S ME. 259 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,863 Fillmore, are you there? Fillmore! 260 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:26,783 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT IT'S GOT TO STOP. 261 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:30,078 ALEXIS, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 262 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,830 LET'S TELL THEM YOU'RE OKAY. 263 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,541 COME ON. UNTIE ME. END THIS. 264 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,925 ANYTHING? 265 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,594 I'M MAKING PROGRESS. BUT THIS VIRUS PROGRAM? 266 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,430 IT'S SOME "T" TO THE "U" TO THE "F" "F" STUFF. 267 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,976 I KIND OF NEED THAT NOW. SORRY. 268 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,020 OH. SURE. 269 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,911 YOU DIDN'T SAY NO TAG-BACKS, BABY. 270 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,704 IT'S OVER, ALEXIS. 271 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,874 WRONG ON BOTH POINTS, OFFICER. 272 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,299 TIC-TAC-TOE, GLADYS? 273 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:28,136 I...NEEDED A GAME TO... CLEAR MY MIND. 274 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,554 YOU WERE STALLING ME. 275 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,357 CRACKERS. 276 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,986 ALEXIS BYXBEE -- THE GIRL WAS A BORN LEADER. 277 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,279 ALEXIS WAS THE MOST KIND, 278 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,116 GENEROUS PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN. 279 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,451 BUT I LIVE TO HELP. 280 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:52,995 YOU'RE ALEXIS. 281 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:56,873 ALEXIS? I -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 282 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,458 IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 283 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,044 GLADYS MOVED AWAY. ALEXIS CAME. 284 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,380 ALEXIS MOVED. GLADYS CAME BACK. 285 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,882 WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS WHY? 286 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,305 BECAUSE...I HAD TO. 287 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,856 YUMI, WHAT'S ELECTRIC HAIRCUT? 288 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,191 ELECTRIC HAIRCUT IS A SOLUTION. 289 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,818 WHAT KIND OF SOLUTION? 290 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,821 A VIRUS THAT WILL EXPOSE EVERYONE'S FILES, E-MAILS, 291 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,283 PERMANENT RECORDS, AND SECRET RECIPES TO EVERYONE ELSE. 292 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,035 AND THEN EVERYONE WILL SEE. 293 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,246 THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE -- THE HAVES -- ARE UGLY, 294 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,081 JUST LIKE US HAVE-NOTS. 295 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,666 LAST YEAR, YUMI WANTED ME 296 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,710 TO HELP HER CREATE A COMPUTER PROGRAM 297 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,212 THAT WOULD SHOW EVERYONE'S SECRETS TO EVERYONE ELSE -- 298 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:47,841 SOMETHING THAT COULD STOP POPULAR KIDS FROM BEING POPULAR, 299 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,760 THAT WOULD CHANGE EVERYTHING... 300 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:55,348 THAT WOULD SHOW EVERYONE WE'RE ALL THE SAME. 301 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,100 HOW DOES ALEXIS FIT IN? 302 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,270 I STARTED TO GET SCARED -- SCARED OF WHAT WE WERE DOING, 303 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,564 SCARED OF WHAT IT WAS DOING TO YUMI. 304 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,025 I KNEW YUMI COULDN'T FINISH WITHOUT ME, 305 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,402 SO I FOUND AN ESCAPE. 306 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,737 AS ALEXIS. 307 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,989 I TOLD MY FRIENDS I WAS LEAVING TOWN 308 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,076 WHEN MY FAMILY WAS ACTUALLY JUST MOVING ACROSS TOWN. 309 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,245 OVER THE SUMMER, I WENT TO MS. FREDERICA'S, AND SHE -- 310 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,581 TRANSFORMED YOU INTO ALEXIS. 311 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,374 I DROPPED A FEW DRESS SIZES, 312 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,043 GOT COLORED CONTACTS, 313 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,420 DYED MY HAIR BLOND, TOOK MY STEPFATHER'S LAST NAME, 314 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:28,215 AND BECAME ALEXIS BYXBEE. 315 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,425 X IS A BIG, BIG DIVIDED SCHOOL. 316 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,428 I THOUGHT IF I GOT IN WITH THE POPULAR KIDS, 317 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,097 YUMI WOULD NEVER FIND ME. 318 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,264 BUT SHE DID. 319 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,849 SHE SAID SHE'D TELL MY NEW FRIENDS 320 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,726 THAT I WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A WANNABE, 321 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,269 A MADE-OVER COMPUTER GEEK... 322 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,105 A JOKE. 323 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:46,316 SHE WENT INTO THE SYSTEM AND ERASED EVERY TRACE OF ALEXIS, 324 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,777 AND I HELPED HER FINISH ELECTRIC HAIRCUT, 325 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,612 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING 326 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,156 BY TAKING UP ALL THIS TIME TO TELL YOU ALL THIS. 327 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,119 I'M SO, SO SORRY. 328 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,789 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 329 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,958 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, YUMI. 330 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,876 AND THERE'S LESS THAN THREE MINUTES. 331 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,503 YOU CAN MAKE THIS THING RIGHT 332 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,296 OR YOU CAN LET THIS THING DESTROY THE SCHOOL 333 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,923 AND YOUR LIFE. 334 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,008 THE POPULAR PEOPLE GET AN EXTRA SLICE OF THE CAKE 335 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,301 AND YOU DON'T. 336 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,137 SO YOU'RE GONNA STOP THE PARTY. 337 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,305 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME? 338 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,558 YOU'RE SMARTER THAN A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE. 339 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,560 WHAT SHOULD THEY DO TO EVEN THE SCORE? 340 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,479 MESS WITH YOUR GRADES? MESS WITH YOUR MIND? 341 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,647 IT'S DIFFERENT! 342 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,482 NO. IT'S NOT. 343 00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,151 SO WE HAVE A FEW SECONDS LEFT, 344 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,278 AND I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN, YUMI. 345 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,405 ARE YOU GONNA STOP THIS THING? 346 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,493 I LEFT YOU THAT NOTE 347 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,787 THAT TOLD YOU TO GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. 348 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,205 I TRIED TO HELP YOU. 349 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,457 I TRIED TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO FIX THIS. 350 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,042 WITHOUT REALLY GETTING INVOLVED. 351 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,128 THE VIRUS HAS TO HAPPEN NOW. 352 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:51,381 OTHERWISE, EVERYONE'S GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT ALEXIS. 353 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,884 SHE'LL BE A JOKE. I'LL BE A JOKE! 354 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,635 BUT YOU'RE NOT A JOKE. 355 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,680 I'VE TALKED TO FRIENDS WHO KNOW YOU AS GLADYS AND AS ALEXIS. 356 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,599 NONE OF THEM HANG OUT WITH YOU 357 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,310 BECAUSE YOU'RE IN COMPUTER CLUB OR YOU'RE A CHEERLEADER. 358 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,270 THEY HANG WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GENEROUS. 359 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,730 YOU'RE A LEADER. 360 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,899 YOU MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES. 361 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:13,320 THOSE ARE QUALITIES EVERYONE RECOGNIZES, POPULAR OR NOT. 362 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,822 WHY CREATE A VIRUS TO SHOW WE'RE ALL THE SAME 363 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,742 WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY MADE THAT POINT JUST BY BEING YOU? 364 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:23,246 COME ON, GLADYS, ALEXIS -- YOU. DON'T DO THIS. 365 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,709 LET'S STOP THAT VIRUS. 366 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,256 SOMEONE'S ALREADY STOPPED IT... 367 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,050 IN THE MAINTENANCE BUILDING. 368 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,428 WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK. 369 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,562 WAIT. GLADYS WAS YUMI? 370 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:51,816 NO, O'FARRELL. FOR THE THIRD TIME, GLADYS WAS ALEXIS. 371 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,028 AH, YES. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE -- 372 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,404 GLADXIS -- 373 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,781 ALEXADYS -- 374 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,241 SURE. 375 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,577 YOU, UH, STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU, MAN? 376 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,121 NO, I DON'T. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 377 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:09,167 FOR NOW I HAVE MAD POISE. 378 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,258 HI, OFFICERS. 379 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,468 HEY. UH... UM... 380 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,680 I OVERHEARD THAT KID WITH THE BROKEN VASE ON HIS HEAD 381 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,640 CALL ME GLADXIS. 382 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,766 THAT SEEMS... 383 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:25,850 NEATO. 384 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,477 VERY NEATO. 385 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,604 NEATO INFINITY. 386 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,691 MY PARENTS ARE MEETING WITH PRINCIPAL FOLSOM RIGHT NOW. 387 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,069 IF I WIND UP WITH DETENTION TILL HIGH SCHOOL, I'LL BE LUCKY. 388 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:41,116 I'VE ALREADY TOLD, UM, GLADXIS HOW SORRY I WAS. 389 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,576 OFFICER FILLMORE, YOU'RE NEXT ON THE LIST. 390 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,911 THANKS, YUMI. 391 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,788 BUT I DIDN'T JUST COME TO SAY I'M SORRY. 392 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,290 I WANTED TO THANK YOU. 393 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,291 FOR WHAT? 394 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,001 FOR MAKING A GOOD ARGUMENT. 395 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,004 I THINK YOU KNOW WHY I CAME BY TO THANK YOU. 396 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,007 AND I CAME BY TO SAY THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 397 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,134 THANK YOU FOR GETTING OUR ALEXIS BACK! 398 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,803 NOW WE ONCE AGAIN HAVE OUR CHEERLEADING CAPTAIN, 399 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,139 AND I HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND! 400 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:07,809 I WOULD HAVE NEVER MET, KNOWN, OR THOUGHT ABOUT YUMI 401 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,186 IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALEXIGLADYSXIS. 402 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,939 I GUESS I WOULDN'T HAVE MET, KNOWN, OR THOUGHT ABOUT GLADYS, EITHER. 403 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,734 SO I WOULDN'T HAVE MET GLADYS IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALEXIGLADYSXIS, 404 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,235 WHO WAS REALLY GLADYS. 405 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,863 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THAT, 406 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,991 THAT IS SO SAD. 407 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,369 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT'S KIND OF A HAPPY ENDING. 408 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,704 OR A HAPPY BEGINNING. 409 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,205 THANKS. THANKS. THANKS. 410 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,335 OH, SNAP! 411 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,296 WE FORGOT TO GIVE GLADYS -- GLADXIS -- HER MIRROR BACK. 412 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,630 YOU KNOW WHAT, FILLMORE? 413 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,424 I THINK WE HELPED HER GET BACK 414 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,885 SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN HER REFLECTION. 415 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,679 YEAH. HEY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 416 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:48,016 HEY, VALLEJO. WE'RE GOING DOWN TO THE HOT COCOA CASTLE. 417 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,477 NORMALLY, WE'D ASK YOU TO COME, 418 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,063 BUT SINCE YOU'RE OFF THE STUFF... 419 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,564 I'LL GET MY COAT. 420 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,232 WHAT HAPPENED TO HOT CAROB? 421 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,944 IT COMES FROM TREES, THIRD. 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