1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,379 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:06,150 AND NOW, "FILLMORE!" 3 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:10,571 TODAY'S EPISODE -- "PLAY ON, MAESTRO, PLAY ON." 4 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:18,162 WELCOME TO THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL OMNIFEST, 5 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,665 A CELEBRATION OF EDUCATIONAL GADGETRY GALORE, 6 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:24,335 SOFTWARE, AND SNACKS. 7 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,461 IT'S QUIET. 8 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:27,463 TOO QUIET. 9 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:28,506 DAWG! 10 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,757 COMBUSTO. 11 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,014 HM, IT'S A NICE SYSTEM. 12 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:41,060 HEY, LISTEN, THE ULTRA BOX PEOPLE ARE ALL ABOUT NICE. 13 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,146 IN FACT, AFTER THIS CONVENTION, 14 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,856 THEY'RE RENOVATING THIS WHOLE PLACE. 15 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,691 THE NEW ULTRA BOX CENTER 16 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,026 WILL BE ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF TECHNOLOGY. 17 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:50,486 IS THAT A FACT? 18 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:54,073 LUELLA SPEAR, X MIDDLE SCHOOL EXAMINER. 19 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,076 SO, DOES THIS SYSTEM LIVE UP TO ALL ITS HYPE? 20 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,536 I'LL FIELD THAT. 21 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,580 WHEN LAST YEAR'S ALPHA SYSTEM CAME OUT, 22 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,623 THEY SWORE THAT THE TECHNOLOGY WOULDN'T BE TOPPED 23 00:02:02,707 --> 00:02:04,250 FOR AT LEAST A DECADE. 24 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,544 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE ALPHA SYSTEM. 25 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,421 THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE ULTRA BOX 26 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,339 COMPLETELY DWARFS THAT SYSTEM. 27 00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:12,216 FIRST, CAN I QUOTE YOU ON THAT? 28 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,051 SECOND, WHO ARE YOU? 29 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,261 FIRST, YES. 30 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,263 SECOND, ARTHUR STANLEY, GAMER -- 31 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,224 ALL KINDS, ALL TYPES, FROM VIDEO TO MONTEVIDEO. 32 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,351 DID YOU KNOW THAT URUGUAY IS RECOGNIZED 33 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,770 AS THE LARGEST PRODUCER OF CHINESE CHECKERBOARDS IN -- 34 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:26,939 LET'S JUST STICK TO THE ULTRA BOX. 35 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:27,899 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 36 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,692 YOU CAN QUOTE THIS. 37 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:32,153 THE ULTRA BOX IS THE BIGGEST THING FOR GAMING SINCE ELECTRICITY. 38 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,614 I'D DO ANYTHING TO HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. 39 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:37,408 AND I THOUGHT THE FOLKS IN THE MODEL TRAIN CLUB WERE INTENSE. 40 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,076 STILL A PRETTY SWEET BEAT, 41 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,120 EVEN IF THERE ARE A FEW NUTS AROUND. 42 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,831 Fillmore, there's something you guys gotta see. 43 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,046 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 44 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:52,590 LOOKS LIKE NICKEL DAY AT THE FLEA MARKET. 45 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,841 WHAT HAPPENED? 46 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:55,635 STILL TRYING TO PIECE IT TOGETHER. 47 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,261 SOME KIND OF CHAIN REACTION. 48 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:00,264 WELL, UH, DON'T SPARE ME THE DETAILS. 49 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,891 LOOKS LIKE A THIEF 50 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,644 WITH A WEIRD WAY OF GOING ABOUT HIS BUSINESS. 51 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:09,273 OH, CRUEL DESTINY HATH SPIT UPON MY WORLD! 52 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,609 THE DRAMA CLUB GOT A WIG STOLEN... 53 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,444 OF THE BLACK, GREASED-BACK VARIETY. 54 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,446 A LOT OF WORK JUST TO LIFT A PIECE. 55 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,949 GET THIS. ACCORDING TO STUDENT ACCOUNTS, 56 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,409 A WEATHER BALLOON LAUNCHED FROM THE ROOF, 57 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:21,869 DROPPED A BAG OF FEATHERS 58 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:23,704 THAT STARTED A DOMINO TOPPLE 59 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:25,289 THAT PULLED A STRING 60 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,792 WHICH OPENED THE CLASP ON THE STAGE CLUB'S TRUNK. 61 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,086 THEN, THERE WERE COSTUMES AND BANANAS 62 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,005 AND I THINK MAYBE A SQUIRREL. 63 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,474 THIS PLACE IS CLEAN. 64 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,934 YOU'RE TELLING ME 65 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,811 THAT SOMEONE DRAGGED A WEATHER BALLOON UP HERE, 66 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,813 INFLATED IT, AND THEN LAUNCHED IT 67 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,773 WITHOUT LEAVING A SINGLE BIT OF EVIDENCE? 68 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,275 DOESN'T ADD UP. 69 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:57,238 MAYBE WE SHOULD THROW THIS INTO THE EQUATION. 70 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,993 SOMEONE LEFT THEIR CODE FOR US TO FIND. 71 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,161 LIKE IT'S A GAME? 72 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,789 SWEET MOTHER MARMALADE! 73 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,165 IT IS A GAME. 74 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,668 CHECK IT OUT. "START THE SYMPHONY." 75 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,504 I BORROWED ONE FROM THE BOARD GAME AND CONVERSATION SALON. 76 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,339 I USED TO PLAY IT ALL THE TIME. 77 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:18,342 YOU GET ALL THESE PIECES -- CRANKS, BOOTS, BUCKETS. 78 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,970 IF YOU SET IT UP RIGHT, IT MAKES A CHAIN REACTION 79 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:23,222 THAT SETS OFF A LITTLE MUSIC BOX -- 80 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,975 "BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH" OR SOMETHING. 81 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:29,520 IT DOES SEEM A LOT LIKE WHAT WENT ON TODAY. 82 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,856 BUT WHAT'S THE CODE HE LEFT GOT TO DO WITH THAT? 83 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,566 X's AND EYEBALLS... 84 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:36,777 I'VE GOT IT! DETECTIVEY-O'S IS GIVING OUT SPY EQUIPMENT, 85 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:39,780 AND I GOT A WICKED GOOD FEELING THAT I JUST LANDED 86 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:42,491 THE ELUSIVE DECODER RING. 87 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:45,536 THIS BABY MAY JUST BE THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS. 88 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,537 GAH! 89 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,914 ANOTHER BAG OF BONUS-O'S. 90 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:52,418 MAYBE IT'S SOME SORT OF PASSWORD. 91 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,546 "THE MAESTRO OF MAYHEM?" 92 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,674 THIS KIND OF PRESS COULD STOP THE ULTRA BOX CENTER RENOVATIONS 93 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,217 DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS. 94 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:03,095 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE? 95 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:04,722 SELF-FLUSHING TOILETS, 96 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,099 SOUNDPROOF TITANIUM RETRACTABLE WALLS, 97 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:09,894 SIMULATED THUNDERSTORMS PROJECTED ON THE CEILINGS AT -- 98 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,645 X NEEDS THOSE RENOVATIONS. 99 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:13,522 AND UNTIL THIS DEAL IS DONE, 100 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:16,609 I WANT THIS SCHOOL TO RUN SLICKER THAN GREASE. 101 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,694 NEXT TIME I OPEN UP "THE EXAMINER," 102 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:21,947 IT BETTER READ, "MAESTRO MUTED." 103 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,912 THERE'S SOMETHING WE'RE MISSING ABOUT THAT CODE. 104 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,997 X's AND EYEBALLS. 105 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:30,998 FILLMORE? 106 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:32,708 Shh. 107 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,338 IT'S JUST A TOY. 108 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,482 GREAT GALAPAGOS! 109 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,402 HE'S GONNA WRITE SOMETHING! 110 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,659 MY BASILBERRY CREAM! 111 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,953 I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND! 112 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,621 ONE SECOND! 113 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,958 AND NOW MY CASE OF BASILBERRY CREAM BUBBLEDICULOUS IS GONE! 114 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,043 ALL THAT FOR A PACK OF 'DICULOUS? 115 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:17,962 FILLMORE -- ANOTHER CODE? 116 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,923 EYE, EYE, X, X, EYE, V. 117 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,591 ROMAN NUMERALS. 118 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:25,469 ONCE WE SAW THE V, WE FIGURED IT OUT. 119 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,221 THE EYE WAS AN "I." 120 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,806 THE PROBLEM IS, 121 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,933 WHICH ROMAN NUMERALS ARE THEY? 122 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,812 THE FIRST SET ALONE COULD BE 10, 10, 9, 2, 123 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,689 OR 29, 1, 1. 124 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,274 HALLELUJAH! 125 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,608 THE DECODER RING! 126 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:40,818 I'M SURE IT'LL -- 127 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,361 THAT'S IT? 128 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:45,197 ALL IT DOES IS MATCH NUMBERS TO LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET. 129 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,199 "A" IS 1, "B" IS 2 -- 130 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:49,410 A FIRST-GRADER COULD FIGURE THAT OUT! 131 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,706 I'VE EATEN MYSELF INTO AN "O"-SHAPED FOOD FRENZY 132 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,207 AND FOR WHAT? 133 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:58,586 FOR...TIBTIBIB? 134 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,845 CRACKERS! 135 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,388 U-L-B-X. 136 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,307 THE ULTRA BOX LOGO. 137 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,558 DAWG! 138 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,935 SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN AT THE OMNIFEST. 139 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:25,112 THOUSANDS OF X-ERS WILL PASS THROUGH THESE DOORS TODAY. 140 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:26,864 THEY ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON. 141 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,282 THEY'RE SUSPECTS. 142 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,367 SOMEONE'S PLAYING A GAME WITH US, 143 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,203 SO WE GOTTA PLAY IT RIGHT BACK. 144 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,038 DON'T KNOW WHAT THE RULES ARE, 145 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,373 BUT IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE ULTRA BOX. 146 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,222 IS IT JUST ME, 147 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,516 OR IS THERE A MARKED INCREASE IN SECURITY SINCE YESTERDAY? 148 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,143 THAT INFORMATION IS ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS, BABY. 149 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:58,562 AND I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 150 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:01,232 MAN, THIS PLACE IS LIKE A JACK-IN-THE-BOX 151 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,566 WITH TOO MANY CRANKS. 152 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,069 LET'S JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T SPRING. 153 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:16,705 WILL YOU BE DINING AT THE CLUB, SIR? 154 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,222 SNAP! 155 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,391 THAT'S WHY HE STOLE THE GUM AND THE WIG. 156 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,142 IT WAS ALL BUILDING UP TO THIS. 157 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,270 STOP ANY BUBBLEDICULOUS VENDOR 158 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,313 WEARING A GREASED, BLACK WIG. 159 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:42,815 HE'S GOT THE ULTRA BOX. 160 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,029 FREEZE! 161 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,078 INGRID! 162 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,122 The door! 163 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:04,878 MARMALADE FOR YOUR CRUMPETS, SIR? 164 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:10,092 DUDE, 16 BOWLING PINS, 165 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,303 SIX POUNDS OF CAFETORIUM-GRADE CHUTNEY, 166 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:15,639 A GROSS OF DOMINOES, THE FEATHERS OF SIX CHICKENS, 167 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,224 A ROBOT BUTLER? 168 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:20,311 MAYBE I TOOK THINGS A LITTLE TOO FAR. 169 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,604 YOU! 170 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,106 HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE IN THIS PLACE? 171 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,941 WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 172 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:28,152 YOU MUST BE REAL PROUD OF YOURSELF. 173 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,322 GETTING A DATE WITH ALL FOUR OF US ON THE SAME NIGHT? 174 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,115 WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 175 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,075 NO ONE, NO ONE. I WAS JUST -- 176 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:37,661 I MEAN -- I GUESS IT WAS JUST KIND OF A -- 177 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,997 OH, I KNOW -- A GAME! 178 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,583 EVERYTHING IS A GAME TO YOU, ARTHUR STANLEY. 179 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,251 PLAYER, PLAYER. 180 00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:46,795 LOOKS LIKE WE AREN'T THE ONLY ONES YOU PLAYED THIS WEEK. 181 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,339 WHY'D YOU DO IT, MAN? 182 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,216 I WANTED THE ULTRA BOX. I HAD TO HAVE IT. 183 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,011 I'M A GAMER -- ALL KINDS, ALL TYPES. 184 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,846 FROM VIDEO TO MONTEVIDEO. 185 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,182 SO I DEVISED A WAY TO TAKE IT. 186 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,809 THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO ME WAS "START THE SYMPHONY." 187 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:03,354 IT WAS THE FIRST GAME I EVER REALLY LOVED. 188 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,397 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. 189 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:08,317 FUN? THINK IT WAS FUN FOR US TO CLEAN UP THE MESSES YOU LEFT BEHIND? 190 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,028 ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT WAS PLAYING MY "START THE SYMPHONY, 191 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,572 STEAL THE ULTRA BOX, BEAT THE SAFETY PATROL" GAME. 192 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,991 ONE LEVEL WAS THE GUM TO SELL AT THE OMNIFEST. 193 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:18,369 THE SECOND LEVEL WAS A WIG TO WEAR AS A DISGUISE. 194 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,745 AND THE THIRD LEVEL 195 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,790 WAS STEALING A $300 PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 196 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,124 LET'S GO. 197 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,003 THE CALL TO THE MOTHER IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST PART. 198 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:29,963 MOM, YOU GOTTA LET ME HAVE IT! 199 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,215 YOU GOTTA! 200 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,425 PLEASE, THIS MEANS MORE TO ME THAN -- 201 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:34,760 YEAH, I'LL HOLD. 202 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,137 SHE BOUGHT ME AN ULTRA BOX TODAY. 203 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,848 SHE WAS GONNA SURPRISE ME, BUT NOW SHE'S THREATENING TO TAKE IT AW-- 204 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:42,810 MOM, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, 205 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,895 YOU HAVE TO LET ME HAVE IT! 206 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,730 YOU CAN GROUND ME FOR A YEAR! 207 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,358 JUST PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY M-- 208 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,944 YOU WILL? I CAN? 209 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,862 I WILL. I PROMISE. 210 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:57,074 I'M GROUNDED FOR A YEAR, 211 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,576 BUT SHE'LL PROBABLY LET UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. 212 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,912 HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL BE OUT OF DETENTION BY THEN -- 213 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,498 SIX WEEKS, STARTING TODAY. 214 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,042 YOU KNOW, ARTHUR, THE ONLY REASON WE CAUGHT YOU 215 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,253 IS BECAUSE OF THE CLUES YOU LEFT BEHIND. 216 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,046 YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY OTHERWISE. 217 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,589 SO, WHY'D YOU DO IT? 218 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,258 THE COOLEST THING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES 219 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,884 IS FINDING THE CHEAT CODES -- 220 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,428 THE SHORTCUTS TO NEW SCREENS AND LEVELS. 221 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,388 SO I LEFT A FEW CLUES FOR YOU, 222 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,515 A SHORTCUT FOR YOUR INVESTIGATION. 223 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,350 MAYBE IT WASN'T THE BEST IDEA, 224 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:25,269 BUT NO GAMER OF ANY CALIBER WOULD CREATE A GAME 225 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,312 WITHOUT LEAVING CLUES FOR THE PLAYER. 226 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,064 WHAT ABOUT "START THE SYMPHONY"? 227 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:30,858 IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY CODES OR CLUES. 228 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,776 EVERY GAME CAN BE IMPROVED. 229 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,611 THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE SEQUELS. 230 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,114 I NEVER WANNA SEE ANOTHER GAME AS LONG AS I LIVE. 231 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,574 HEARD THAT. 232 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:44,288 INGRID THIRD, YOU'RE UP EARLY. 233 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,414 FILLMORE? 234 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,957 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 235 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,917 WE DON'T GO ON DUTY FOR ANOTHER HOUR. 236 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,295 ULTRA BOX? 237 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,964 UH, SOLID HAND-EYE COORDINATION TRAINING. 238 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,050 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE ANOTHER GAME 239 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,844 AS LONG AS YOU LIVE. 240 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,597 YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, OR DO YOU WANNA GET IN LINE TO PLAY? 241 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,724 UH, INGRID, WHAT DO YOU THINK A BICYCLE 242 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,143 WOULD BE DOING FLYING A KITE? 243 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,082 CRACKERS! 244 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,627 ARTHUR! 245 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,837 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN MORNING DETENTION. 246 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,299 IT WASN'T HIM. 247 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,759 I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. 248 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,636 HIS MOTHER BOUGHT HIM AN ULTRA BOX. 249 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,471 WHY WOULD HE NEED TO STEAL ONE? 250 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,932 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A COPYCAT ON OUR HANDS. 251 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767 "COPY-CATASTROPHE"? 252 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,353 I WANT THESE CLEVER HEADLINES TO STOP. 253 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,232 HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WINE AND DINE THE ULTRA BOX PEOPLE 254 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:56,151 WHEN THE TABLE IS BEING USED AS A CATAPULT TO SHOOT CHEESE PRODUCT 255 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,403 ACROSS THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL CONVENTION CENTER? 256 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,490 THEY ARE THIS CLOSE TO PULLING OUT. 257 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,743 AND THEN, THE ARCHITECT WE'VE ALREADY HIRED TO PLAN THE RENOVATIONS 258 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,912 WILL HAVE TO BE PAID SOME OTHER WAY. 259 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,455 I KNOW! 260 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:12,167 MAYBE WE CAN USE THE MONEY EARMARKED FOR THE SAFETY PATROL. 261 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,669 YOU HEARD HER, PEOPLE. 262 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,879 FOLLOW EVERY LEAD. OPEN EVERY LOCKER. 263 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,798 LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED. 264 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,174 LET'S GO. 265 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,176 WE'VE GOT A STONE THAT NEEDS A LITTLE TURNING. 266 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,344 MY HELP? 267 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,304 WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT BEING THE MAESTRO 268 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,181 THAN THE ORIGINAL MAESTRO HIMSELF? 269 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,808 I'M IN. 270 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,060 IT'LL BE COOL TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO PLAY FOR THE OTHER TEAM. 271 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,854 SO, ANY IDEAS? 272 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,063 OH, YEAH. 273 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,940 BUT I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK IT THROUGH. 274 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,860 MEET ME ON THE BOCCIE BALL FIELD TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 275 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,239 SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 276 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,324 HA, YOU'RE STANDING IN IT. 277 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,827 A GREAT MAESTRO-CATCHING MOUSETRAP. 278 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,245 SO WHERE'S THE CHEESE? 279 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:56,420 HEY, A LUCKY TWO-DOLLAR BILL! 280 00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,965 ARTHUR, NO! 281 00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,810 NOT BAD, HUH? 282 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,229 AS SOON AS I HEARD ABOUT THIS COPYCAT THING, 283 00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:15,772 IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM BREAKING OUT OF DETENTION 284 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,232 TO GO CHECK IT OUT. 285 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:20,068 HALF THE FUN OF A NEW GAME IS SEEING HOW OTHER PEOPLE PLAY IT. 286 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,571 SO A MAESTRO ALWAYS RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME, 287 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,573 EVEN IF THE CRIME ISN'T HIS? 288 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,409 ODDS ARE, THIS NEW MAESTRO WAS AT THE SCENE OF HIS LAST CRIME. 289 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,202 HE'D COME TO SEE THIS ONE. 290 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,496 SO IF ANYONE FROM THIS PHOTO SHOWS UP 291 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,290 TO CHECK OUT OUR LITTLE SHOW, 292 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,541 WE'VE GOT OUR GUY. 293 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,710 I DON'T SEE ANY MATCHES, ARTHUR. 294 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,170 THE MAESTRO'S HERE. 295 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,130 I KNOW IT. 296 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:49,598 WHAT ABOUT NOW, MAN? YOU STILL KNOW IT? 297 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,475 LISTEN -- HOW ABOUT WE ALL GO THINK THIS OUT 298 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,810 OVER A GAME OF CHESS OR CHINESE CHECKERS 299 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,646 OR TIBETAN KWAN-DI-DU? 300 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,855 THEN, TOMORROW -- 301 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,440 TOMORROW? 302 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,734 DUDE, AFTER TOMORROW I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE YOU 303 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,986 THAT INGRID AND I WON'T EVEN BE ON THIS CASE... 304 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,613 OR ANY CASE. 305 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,907 AND THIS CAT OVER HERE IS THINKING ABOUT KWAN-DI-DU. 306 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,160 "ULTRA BOX ULTRA STINKS." 307 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,662 "IN THIS REVIEWER'S OPINION, 308 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,664 "THE ULTRA BOX IS A WASTE OF SQUARE 309 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,624 "THAT HAS NO PLACE AT X MIDDLE SCHOOL 310 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,250 OR ANYWHERE ON EARTH." 311 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,836 FILLMORE, MAYBE IT WASN'T ABOUT BEING A MAESTRO. 312 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,297 MAYBE IT WASN'T ABOUT GETTING THE ULTRA BOX. 313 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:25,175 MAYBE IT WAS ABOUT GETTING RID OF THE ULTRA BOX. 314 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,970 WE'VE GOT TO TALK TO WHOEVER INKED THIS ULTRA BOX REVIEW. 315 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,889 THE AUTHOR REQUESTED THAT THE REVIEW BE PUBLISHED ANONYMOUSLY. 316 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,392 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. 317 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,268 I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT -- 318 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,228 FILLMORE. 319 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,939 LUELLA SPEAR, EXAMINER. 320 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,857 AN AVID ALPHA SYSTEM FAN. 321 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,693 AN ALPHA SYSTEM DEVOTEE 322 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,112 WOULD WANT THE ULTRA BOX TO DISAPPEAR. 323 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,863 THE ALPHA SYSTEM TECHNOLOGY 324 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,783 WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST A DECADE. 325 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,702 LUELLA SPEAR... 326 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,620 WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. 327 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,790 WHAT'S A 7-LETTER WORD FOR TASTY CRUSTACEAN? 328 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,625 LOBSTER. WAS THAT ALL? 329 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,252 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 330 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,212 OH, IT'S NOTHING. JUST -- 331 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,675 CAN WE CHASE A WHEELCHAIR? 332 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,760 QUESTION IS, CAN WE CATCH IT? 333 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,603 GO! I'M SLOW! 334 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,197 UGH! 335 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,640 X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL! HOLD YOUR HORSESHOES! 336 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,480 RUNNING...EASIER... 337 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,899 IN CROSS COUNTRY... 338 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,192 VIDEO GAMES. 339 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:09,696 HERE -- THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY ARTICLE. 340 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,365 I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. 341 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,618 IF ANYONE IN THE GAMING COMMUNITY FOUND OUT 342 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:19,039 THAT I TRASHED THAT LOUSY ULTRA BOX, 343 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,209 I'D BE BLACKLISTED FROM EVERY CHAT GROUP ON THE INTERNET. 344 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,711 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT QUIET A GRUDGE AGAINST THE ULTRA BOX. 345 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,129 GAMING IS MY LIFE. 346 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,215 AND THE ALPHA SYSTEM WAS MY LIFE. 347 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,384 I'D MASTERED ALL THE GAMES, MEMORIZED EVERY CHEAT, 348 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,137 AND THEN THE ULTRA BOX JUST WALTZES IN 349 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,765 AND MAKES THE ALPHA SYSTEM OBSOLETE? 350 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,433 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN 351 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,310 A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT. 352 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,813 I NEVER CLAIMED THAT I COULDN'T WALK. 353 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,066 I JUST PREFER NOT WASTING THE EXTRA ENERGY. 354 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,902 YOU LET PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE SERIOUSLY INJURED. 355 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,655 YOU CAN'T GO AROUND JUST FAKING A DOUBLE-LEG BREAK. 356 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,657 LOOK, IT'S AN ELECTRONIC WORLD. 357 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,993 IF I WANT TO WALK IN THE WOODS, I'LL PLAY PARK RANGER SIMULATOR. 358 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,246 PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY TIME I NEED MY LEGS 359 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,915 IS WHEN AN ARCADE GAME HAS AN ACCELERATOR PEDAL. 360 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,084 I WROTE THE ARTICLE. YOU HAVE YOUR PROOF. 361 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,502 AM I FREE TO GO? 362 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,712 LOOK, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO 363 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,507 IF YOU TELL US WHAT YOU DID WITH THE ULTRA BOX. 364 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,218 WHAT? YOU THINK I STOLE THE -- 365 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,138 HELLO?! DIDN'T YOU READ MY REVIEW? 366 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:19,933 I'M AN ALPHA SYSTEM GAL, AND I ALWAYS WILL BE. 367 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,686 MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF THE ULTRA BOX. 368 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,981 HA! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THE ULTRA BOX. 369 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:29,151 IT'S GOING TO DESTROY MY BELOVED ALPHA SYSTEM... 370 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,611 AND ALL THOSE GAMES I LOVE. 371 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,530 THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY SEQUELS. 372 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,995 EVERY GAME CAN BE IMPROVED. 373 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,580 THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE SEQUELS. 374 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,333 EVERYTHING IS A GAME TO YOU, ARTHUR STANLEY! 375 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,294 DISCO! 376 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,754 FILLMORE, THE SHEET FROM THE ULTRA BOX HEIST 377 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,298 WAS ALREADY CHECKED FOR PRINTS. 378 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,465 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 379 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,050 ARTHUR SAID IT HIMSELF -- 380 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,469 NO GAMER OF ANY CALIBER AT ALL WILL CREATE A GAME 381 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,638 WITHOUT PLANTING CLUES FOR THE PLAYER. 382 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,226 "ANY FOOL CAN BREAK OUT OF DETENTION." 383 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,027 OFFICERS, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 384 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,361 THE ULTRA BOX. 385 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,738 IT'S IN THE CORNER. 386 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,281 YOU'RE WELCOME TO GIVE IT A WHIRL. 387 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,241 JUST DON'T SAVE OVER ANY OF MY GAMES. 388 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,910 NOT THAT ULTRA BOX, ARTHUR. 389 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,329 THE ONE YOU LIFTED FROM THE OMNIFEST. 390 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,997 WHY WOULD I STEAL AN ULTRA BOX? 391 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,540 I HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD ONE RIGHT -- 392 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,167 'CAUSE IT WASN'T PERFECTLY GOOD... 393 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,543 NOT FOR YOU. 394 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,837 NOT AFTER YOU HAD A TASTE OF BEING THE MAESTRO. 395 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,048 YOU WERE RIGHT THAT DAY ON THE FIELD. 396 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,550 THE MAESTRO WAS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US -- 397 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,843 ARTHUR. 398 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,137 I THOUGHT -- 399 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,641 I THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY WITH THE ULTRA BOX MY MOM GOT. 400 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,185 BUT I'D STARTED A GAME, 401 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,355 AND I HAD TO KEEP GOING TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 402 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,981 I HAD TO WIN. 403 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:53,526 AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT WAS TO STEAL THE ULTRA BOX. 404 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,903 I'M SO SORRY. 405 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,446 LET'S GO, MAN. 406 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,989 THE GAME IS FINISHED. 407 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:02,452 CAN I AT LEAST GRAB MY GAME SATCHEL? 408 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:08,959 HA HA! 409 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,670 THE GAME'S NEVER FINISHED, OFFICERS. 410 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,629 ISN'T IT? 411 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,922 WHAT NOW, ARTHUR? 412 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:14,965 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 413 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,299 WHAT'S YOUR NEXT GAME? 414 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,093 WHO ARE YOU GOING TO HURT NEXT? 415 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,221 WHO'S GOING TO BE PAYING SO YOU CAN KEEP PLAYING? 416 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,724 SOME GIRLS WHO LIKE YOU? SOME ULTRA BOX FANS? 417 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,559 A COUPLE OF SAFETY PATROLLERS 418 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,312 WHO WANTED TO GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE? 419 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,564 I WANTED TO STOP, BUT I COULDN'T. 420 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,565 I TRIED. 421 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,401 I HAD STOLEN THE ULTRA BOX -- 422 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,319 WON THE GAME. 423 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,072 BUT WHEN YOU TWO ASKED ME TO HELP CATCH MYSELF, 424 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,408 WELL, THAT WAS THE BONUS LEVEL. 425 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,119 I COULD PLAY WITHOUT EVEN STEALING ANYTHING. 426 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,912 I COULD WIN AND WIN AND -- 427 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,915 I DON'T SEE A WINNER. I SEE A LOSER -- 428 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,960 SOMEONE WHO'S LOST HIS LIFE TO GAMES. 429 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,629 THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, MAESTRO, 430 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,256 NOT PAWNS. 431 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,592 YOU'RE NOT LIVING LIFE, MAN. YOU'RE JUST PLAYING. 432 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,345 YOU'RE JUST PLAYING YOURSELF. 433 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:06,266 CHECKMATE...BINGO...GIN. 434 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:10,478 GAME OVER. 435 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,897 YOU WIN. 436 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,234 HAVE YOU BOUGHT A RAFFLE TICKET FOR THE SPAGHETTI CLUB'S 437 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,653 "MASSIVE MEATBALL GIVEAWAY," OFFICERS? 438 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,155 OH, YOU SHOULD GET ONE! 439 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,699 QUICK, BEFORE YOUR DUMB LUCK RUNS OUT. 440 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,869 IT'S A GOOD THING EVERYTHING WORKED OUT THE WAY IT DID. 441 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:31,916 IT'S ALSO A GOOD THING YOU TWO DID TRES BIEN WORK ON THIS CASE. 442 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,211 THE ULTRA BOX PEOPLE GAVE ME THIS, 443 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,797 BUT I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I'LL HAVE ANY USE FOR IT. 444 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,257 TAKE IT HOME. 445 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,301 I HAVE A FEELING THAT IF YOU SET IT UP AT H.Q. 446 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:44,220 WE'LL HAVE A FILE CABINET FULL OF UNSOLVED CASES. 447 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,309 UH, YOU WANT IT? 448 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,144 PLAY YOU FOR IT? 449 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,813 OH, YOU'RE ON. AND YOU ARE SO DEAD. 450 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,358 ME? 451 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,360 I COULD BEAT YOU IN MY SLEEP. 452 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,779 UH, YOU COULD ONLY BEAT ME IN YOUR SLEEP -- 453 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,864 IN YOUR DREAMS. 454 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,165 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP