FILLMORE... I'M ON IT.
AND NOW, FILLMORE.
TODAY'S EPISODE, A DARK SCORE EVENED...
HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK WHO IT IS.
IT'S WILBUR.
WHAT DID YOU BAKE FOR ME TODAY, WILBY, HUH?
PLEASE, ROCHELLE, THIS TIRAMISU TOOK ALL NIGHT.
AND YOU WERE AFRAID I WAS GOING TO SMASH IT,
OR EAT IT, OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
YES.
YOU THINK I'M A MONSTER OR SOMETHING?
DO YOU!?
OH!
WRONG ANSWER, WILBUR.
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.
NOW I HAVE TO HURT YOU.
HEY, EVERYBODY...
WATCH MY KUNG FU TIRAMISU.
I DON'T THINK SO, ROCHELLE.
SEE, I KNOW KUNG FU, AND YOU DON'T WANT IT.
IT CAN BE REAL BAD FOR YOUR DIGESTION,
SO STEP OFF, AND WALK ON.
I... I SAID, WALK ON.
THANK YOU.
IT'S WHAT WE DO, MAN.
WHAT SOME PEOPLE DO FOR GOOD TIRAMISU.
IT WASN'T ABOUT THE 'SU, INGRID.
MAKING KIDS FEEL SMALL IS HOW ROCHELLE MAKES HERSELF FEEL BIG.
YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT BULLYING.
PUSHING KIDS AROUND. MAKING THEM FEEL SCARED.
YO. I JUST DON'T PLAY THAT.
DO YOU MIND WALKING ME TO HOME EC?
I'M STILL A LITTLE-- YOU KNOW.
NO PROBLEM, WILBUR.
YO, CHET-- CHECK THIS OUT.
HEY, WHAT UP, GROVE-ERROR?
IT'S GROVER. SILENCE!
I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, STINK WEED.
SAVE THE GREEN FOR YOUR MAMA.
BLUE QUENCH-AID ONLY.
MAN, WHERE'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT GROVE-ERROR CUT?
IT JUST ROCKS!
YOU KNOW THE SCHOOL IMPROV GROUP
THE LOBSTER STREET PLAYERS?
I TOLD THEM TO COME UP WITH SOME MATERIAL FOR ME,
OR I'D PUMMEL THEM INTO BOUILLABAISSE.
DUDE, YOU ROCK!
PUNCH IT IN, BRO.
WHAT THE...
MAMA.
OH. WHAT UP?
MAMA...
HE CALLS HIMSELF BRI-DOG.
AND IT SAYS HERE THAT HE FORCES OTHERS TO DO THE SAME.
BRI-DOG, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
BRI-DOG IS DONE, MAN.
I'M JUST BRIAN NOW.
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
MY NAME IS GROVER BRADY.
I'M THE EQUIPMENT MANAGER.
I SAW IT ALL... EXCEPT FOR WHO DID IT.
HOW'D YOU GET THE QUENCH-AID ON YOUR SHIRT, GROVER?
UH...BRI-DOG POURED IT OVER MY HEAD.
DOES HE, UH, PUSH YOU AROUND A LOT?
HEY, FILLMORE.
THE SPIT BALLS WERE SHOT FROM A TENNIS BALL MACHINE
TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUIPMENT ANNEX.
ONLY EQUIPMENT MANAGERS HAVE ACCESS.
LOOK, YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE SPIT BALLER.
I WAS ON THE COURT WITH THE TEAM.
A FEW OF THOSE SPIT BALLS ALMOST HIT ME.
BUT NOT A SINGLE ONE DID. COINCIDENCE?
I'D BE LYING
IF I SAID BRI-DOG DIDN'T DESERVE WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
CHECK MY RECORD. I'M CLEAN.
ALREADY DID.
YOU SERVED DETENTION JUST LAST WEEK.
I GOT IT ON PURPOSE, OK?
TO GET AWAY FROM HIM...
FROM THE TEAM. I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I WAS TIRED OF BEING...
SCARED.
WAS?
YOU'RE NOT SCARED ANYMORE?
NOT OF THEM.
BUT THERE'S STILL LOTS OF STUFF I'M SCARED OF.
SUCH AS?
NON-DAIRY WHIPPED TOPPING.
IT'S JUST SO...
SCARY.
HEY, GUYS.
I FOUND SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT.
I UNWADDED ONE OF THE SPIT BALLS AND FOUND THIS.
"THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING." WELL...
IT'S NICE OF WHOEVER DID THIS TO TELL US.
LAB TEST INDICATE THE SPIT WADS ARE MADE OF 100% RECYCLED FIBER.
HUH...I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE FONT.
EH, MAYBE WE CAN RUN A CROSS CHECK.
YOU KNOW, SEE WHICH SCHOOL COMPUTERS--
SORRY, FILLMORE.
THE H.Q. COMPUTERS ARE DOWN.
OK. WHO HAS AN E-MAIL SUBSCRIPTION TO THE DAILY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?
OK, OFFICER CHUCKLES.
LET ME PUT THIS IN TERMS YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
YORA. YORA WHO?
YOU'RE A BIG FAT IDIOT
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR DOWNLOADING 4 VIRUSES ONTO THE NETWORK!
GET IT?
FUNNY, HUH?
NO, OK!
NO!
HEY, HORACE, YOU HERE TO FIX OUR COMPUTERS OR INSULT US, MAN?
HEH HEH. BOTH.
I'LL BE BACK WITH SOME DEBUGGING SOFTWARE...
WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.
I'LL FIND THE FONT. THAT WAS RAYCLIFF.
PRINCIPAL FOLSOM WANTS AN UPDATE ON THE CASE.
Girl, shouting: A-C-R-O-N-Y-M!
ALL CREATURES REALLY ONLY NEED YOUR MERCY!
FALAFEL AND HUMMUS, NOT FINGERS AND NUGGETS!
CHICKPEAS, NOT CHICKENS!
STELLA VALENCIA, YOUR INCESSANT CHANTING
IS LIKE AN INSECT SLOWLY BURROWING INTO MY BRAIN.
I WON'T STOP UNTIL THE CAFETORIUM
GOES FROM MEAT LOAF TO MEATLESS!
I RESPECT YOUR PASSION. I RESPECT YOUR IDEALS.
BUT MOST OF ALL, I RESPECT PEACE AND QUIET!
SO, DO EITHER OF YOU KNOW WHAT FRIDAY IS?
UH, OUR DEADLINE TO SOLVE THE CASE?
VERY GOOD.
FRIDAY IS ALSO THE DAY
THE SEWING CLUB UNVEILS ITS TRANQUILITY QUILT.
RAYCLIFF?
THE TRANQUILITY QUILT...
ONE YEAR IN THE MAKING.
2 STORIES TALL, MADE WITH 3 MILES OF YARN,
400,000 STITCHES,
AND MORE LOVE THAN A DOZEN PUPPIES IN A LOLLIPOP FACTORY.
FRIDAY'S UNVEILING IS GOING TO BE
A CELEBRATION OF PEACE AND LOVE AT X,
NOT A CELEBRATION OF GUT-WRENCHING SPIT BALL TERROR.
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
UNDERSTOOD?
LOUD AND CLEAR.
GOOD.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
OUR MYSTERY FONT IS A CROSS BETWEEN
NEW TIMES JENNIFER AND COURIER BURBERRY.
MY DATA SHOWS IT WAS UPLOADED ONTO A COMPUTER
REGISTERED TO THE FASHION CLUB.
THE FASHION CLUB? FIONA ASHBURY IS THE PRESIDENT.
SHE PUTS OUT A LIST OF THE TOP 10
X MIDDLE SCHOOL FASHION FELONS EVERY YEAR.
AND EVERY YEAR, I'M ON IT.
ALTHOUGH FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY.
WELL...I HAVE A PARTY TO ATTEND.
BECCA!
WHAT IN THE GOOD NAME OF THE FASHION INDUSTRY
DO YOU CALL THIS MONSTROSITY?
MAN CAPRIS, FIONA.
I DESIGNED THEM MYSELF.
TO GO WITH THE MAN HALTER.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?
I CAN'T HAVE SOMETHING THIS HEINOUS IN MY SHOW!
OOH!
TAKE THE "ASSIST" OUT OF ASSISTANT
AND YOU GET "ANT."
THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, BECCA! I'M SORRY.
"SORRY" DOESN'T WORK THE RUNWAY, SUNSHINE.
OH, AND SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT DON'T WORK,
DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DITCH THE HAY HANG
YOU CALL HAIR EXTENSIONS.
FIONA ASHBURY?
WE'RE OFFICERS FILLMORE AND THIRD FROM THE SAFETY PATROL.
IF YOU'RE DONE TALKING SMACK,
WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS.
DO YOU MIND?
I'M DEBUTING MY FALL FASHION LINE
IN THE CAFETORIUM IN 20 MINUTES.
YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK TO MY ASSISTANT BECCA.
YEAH, THIS IS THE FONT FIONA USES
FOR HER FASHION NEWSLETTER.
WHO HAS ACCESS TO THE FASHION CLUB COMPUTER?
JUST ME AND FIONA.
EITHER OF YOU HAVE A BEEF WITH THE BADMINTON TEAM?
HEH. NOT UNLESS YOU COUNT
THEIR POLYESTER BLEND UNIFORMS.
LOOK, I SHOULD GET BACK TO HELPING FIONA.
IF YOU TAKE THE "ASSIST" OUT OF ASSISTANT--
BLUEBERRY JAM?
I HATE JAM!
HOLY HEMLINES! FIONA'S FALL LINE!
RUINED!
THERE!
PLEASE! TAKE MY LUNCH MONEY!
JUST DON'T HURT MY TIRAMISU!
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
WE'VE GOT A SPIT BALL ATTACK ON THE BADMINTON TEAM
AND A JAM ATTACK ON THE FASHION CLUB?
YEP. AND THE CRIMES ARE CONNECTED.
WE FOUND THIS NEAR THE JAM SPLATTER.
"BULLIES FEAR, PAYBACK IS HERE"?
THE BADMINTON TEAM IS KNOWN ALL OVER THE SCHOOL
FOR PICKING ON KIDS.
FIONA DOES THE SAME THING.
INSTEAD OF USING HER MUSCLES,
SHE USES HER MOUTH.
WE'VE GOT A VIGILANTE ON OUR HANDS.
SOMEONE TARGETING BULLIES.
IF THAT'S TRUE, THESE ATTACKS AREN'T GONNA STOP...
WHICH MEANS WE NEED TO STOP WHOEVER IS DOING THIS.
WHAT IS IT?
FIONA...BRI-DOG...
THEY'RE RUNNING SCARED.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE PICKING ON ANYBODY ANY TIME SOON.
MAYBE WE SHOULD LET THE BULLIES GET A TASTE OF THE OTHER SIDE.
FILLMORE, IT'S OUR JOB TO HELP PEOPLE.
WE DON'T CHOOSE WHO WE HELP.
LISTEN, I DON'T LIKE IT ANY MORE THAN YOU DO, FILLMORE,
BUT INGRID'S RIGHT.
THEY NEED OUR PROTECTION.
WHAT WE NEED IS A LIST OF CURRENT BULLIES
TO SEE WHO COULD BE NEXT.
BUT THE KIDS WHO GET PICKED ON
WON'T GO PUBLIC WITH NAMES, VALLEJO.
THAT'S WHY WE'LL NEED HELP FROM A KNOWN BULLY...
SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE.
UH-UH. NO WAY.
YOU WANT ME TO RAT OUT MY FRIENDS
SO YOU CAN ROUND THEM UP AND TAKE THEM IN.
I KNOW A STING WHEN I SMELL ONE,
AND THIS STINKS WORSE THAN WILBUR'S WHITEFISH CASSEROLE.
YO, ROCHELLE.
YOU THINK I WANT TO BE HERE
OFFERING YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS PROTECTION?
STOP WASTING MY TIME.
NOW, YOU GIVE US THAT LIST, OR--
OR WHAT?
YOU'LL TRY OUT THOSE KUNG FU MOVES ON ME?
DON'T RULE IT OUT, BABY.
ROCHELLE, SOMEONE IS PREYING ON BULLIES,
AND YOUR DETENTION IS UP AFTER TODAY.
YOU'LL BE A WALKING TARGET.
GIVE US THOSE NAMES, AND WE'LL GIVE YOU PROTECTION.
YOU HAVE OUR WORD.
SO, WHO YOU GOT TO PROTECT ME?
BACK AWAY! 4 FEET!
HEY, RETAINER, THAT MEANS YOU!
TRY NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, BABY.
IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
I STILL THINK WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ANZA.
O'FARRELL DOESN'T HAVE BODYGUARD TRAINING.
O'FARRELL KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
LET'S CONCENTRATE ON THE LIST.
YEAH...ABOUT THAT LIST.
FIONA'S ON HERE,
THE BADMINTON TEAM...
IT'S HUGE.
WHO KNEW THERE WAS SO MUCH BULLYING GOING ON AT X?
JUST 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T GET REPORTED DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, INGRID.
HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.
THIS IS A PICTURE OF FIONA'S FASHION LINE
AFTER THE JAM SPLAT,
AND THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN A WEEK AGO,
AFTER RAYCLIFF PUT SHEEPSKIN SEAT COVERS IN HIS GOLF CART.
SAME SPLAT.
PROBABLY THE SAME CULPRIT.
AND BE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE
THAT THESE FLIERS ARE PRINTED ON 100% RECYCLED PAPER!
NO TREES HAD TO DIE TO GET MY MESSAGE OUT.
STELLA VALENCIA, WE'VE BEEN TOLD THIS IS YOUR WORK.
SHEEPSKINS BELONG ON SHEEP,
NOT SEATS! LISTEN!
I'M PROUD THAT I SPLATTERED RAYCLIFF'S CART.
I CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY,
AND I DID MY DETENTION.
AND THIS ONE?
NO WAY!
I'VE SEEN FIONA'S CATALOG,
AND SHE ONLY USES ANIMAL-FRIENDLY FIBERS.
SORRY, YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE HUGGER.
WHERE WERE YOU AT 3 P.M. TODAY?
I'VE BEEN HERE HANDING OUT FLIERS
AND LISTENING TO HORACE ABUSE ME ABOUT MY DIAL-UP.
OH, YEAH.
LITTLE MISS CRUNCHY
HAS BEEN HERE SCREWING UP HER MODEM ALL AFTERNOON.
IN FACT, I'M CONFISCATING IT RIGHT NOW.
BUT I NEED TO E-MAIL EVERYONE
ABOUT MY SAVE THE DOODLEBUGS RALLY!
START LICKING STAMPS, SWEETHEART.
YOUR INTERNET ACCESS IS DENIED.
THAT GUY NEEDS TO CHECK HIMSELF.
YEAH. AND ALL OUR LEADS ARE DRIED UP.
ANY BULLY ON THIS LIST COULD BE NEXT.
HEY, FRECKLES.
I GOTTA USE THE LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM.
UH, I GUESS THAT'S COOL.
LET ME DO A QUICK SWEEP.
HELLO?
BOY ENTERING GIRL'S BATHROOM
TO CHECK FOR PERSON TERRORIZING BULLIES!
OK?
IT'S CLEAN! THE GIRL'S BATHROOM IS CLEAN!
HOW COME THE BOY'S ROOM IS SUCH A PIT?
THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER!
I LOVE LAVENDER!
I'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
ROCHELLE? ARE YOU OK?
ROCHELLE?
ROCHELLE!
WHAT DO WE GOT?
SOMEBODY WET TOILET PAPERED HER.
HEAD TO TOE.
PLEASE, JUST GET IT OFF ME!
LOOKS LIKE THE PERP ESCAPED THROUGH THE WINDOW.
DIDN'T WE GIVE ROCHELLE PROTECTION?
I ASSIGNED O'FARRELL--
O'FARRELL! FILLMORE!
O'FARRELL'S NOT TRAINED TO USE THE STAPLER,
LET ALONE BODYGUARD SOMEBODY!
DO YOU GUYS SMELL THAT LAVENDER?
I MEAN, WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
ROCHELLE IS TOUGH.
OK? SHE'LL BE FINE.
FOLSOM SAID SHE WANTS THIS THING WRAPPED UP
BEFORE THE TRANQUILITY CEREMONY,
WHICH IS TOMORROW.
AND I'M AFRAID TO THINK OF WHAT SHE'LL DO IF WE DON'T.
ANY IDEA WHO'D WANT TO PUT ROCHELLE OUT OF BUSINESS?
LOOK, I COULD PRETEND I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ROCHELLE,
BUT MAYBE SHE'LL LEARN TO CHANGE HER WAYS.
WILBUR, SHE BULLIED YOU MORE THAN ANYONE.
YOU HAVE MOTIVE.
AND I ALSO HAVE AN ALIBI.
BECCA EMBARCADERO.
YOU KNOW BECCA?
WE MET IN DETENTION LAST WEEK. WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY
PREPARING DESSERTS FOR HER VERY OWN FASHION SHOW.
SHE JUST LEFT 2 MINUTES AGO.
BECCA'S DOING HER OWN SHOW?
WHAT HAPPENED TO FIONA?
FIONA CALLED IN SICK.
THIS WHOLE THING IS REALLY GETTING TO HER.
I HEAR SHE MAY EVEN TRANSFER.
OH, POOR THING.
THAT'S A LOT OF YELLOW YOU GOT GOING ON THERE.
ISN'T IT FLOSSY?
IT'S A BECCA EMBARCADERO ORIGINAL.
AND YOU'VE BEEN IN THE CAFETORIUM WITH WILBUR ALL MORNING?
YES! WE SPENT HOURS DECIDING
BETWEEN THE TIRAMISU AND THE MINCEMEAT TARTLETS.
KNOW WHAT WE DECIDED?
BOTH!
ANOTHER DEAD END.
WE SHOULD CHECK IN ON ROCHELLE.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
YOU WEREN'T AT SCHOOL.
MY PARTNER BET YOU'D BE HERE.
I BET YOU'D BE AT THE ARCADE
TAKING QUARTERS FROM LITTLE KIDS.
LOOKS LIKE I LOST.
GUESS I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING MUCH OF A BULLY TODAY.
WELL, IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SUCH A BULLY YESTERDAY,
AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT,
WELL, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF YOU GUYS KEPT YOUR PROMISE TO KEEP ME SAFE.
ADMIT IT.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME GET MESSED UP.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME SCARED.
I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU KIND OF A BULLY, TOO.
NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE?
PLEASE?
WELL, THAT WAS PRODUCTIVE.
WHAT? YOU THINK I WAS TOO ROUGH ON HER?
FILLMORE, YOU CAN'T BE A ONE-MAN ARMY AGAINST BULLIES.
THEN WHAT SHOULD I DO, INGRID?
JUST STEP OFF?
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
THIS IS ABOUT EVERYBODY--
EVERYBODY WHO JUST STANDS BY AND LETS BULLYING HAPPEN.
IF THOSE KIDS WOULD JUST STAND UP AND BAND TOGETHER TO SAY NO...
IF WE ALL JUST WORKED AS A GROUP--
WAIT, HOLD UP.
I THINK I GOT AN ANGLE.
WE GOT 3 VICTIMS AND 3 POSSIBLE SUSPECTS.
GROVER HAD A MOTIVE FOR GETTING BACK AT THE BADMINTON TEAM.
BUT HE WAS ON THE COURT DURING THE SPIT BALL ATTACK.
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HIM.
WHICH LEAVES US WITH WILBUR AND BECCA.
BECCA WAS TAKING ABUSE FROM FIONA,
BUT WE SAW HER WITH FIONA WHEN THE FASHION SHOW GOT SPLATTED,
WHICH LEAVES US WITH WILBUR.
ONE PROBLEM, FILLMORE.
THE JAM-SPLATTERING SUSPECT ALMOST RAN INTO WILBUR.
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HIM, EITHER.
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, FILLMORE?
THAT NONE OF THEM DID IT?
NO. HE'S SAYING THEY ALL DID.
THE JAM-SPLATTERING SUSPECT ALMOST RAN INTO WILBUR.
HE FROZE UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF WILBUR,
LIKE HE WAS SCARED.
BACK WHEN WE QUESTIONED GROVER,
HE TOLD US HE HAD A FEAR
OF NON-DAIRY WHIPPED TOPPING.
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WILBUR WAS HOLDING.
SO GROVER SPLATTERED FIONA'S FASHION LINE.
THEN WHO HIT ROCHELLE?
ROCHELLE LEFT HER BANDANA NEAR THE SINK
BEFORE SHE GOT T.P.ed.
THE SAME BANDANA BECCA HAD ON HER MANNEQUIN
LATER THE SAME DAY.
SO BECCA GOT ROCHELLE.
BUT THERE'S A LITTLE HOLE IN YOUR THEORY.
WILBUR COULDN'T HAVE SPIT BALLED THE BADMINTON TEAM
BECAUSE HE WAS WITH YOU GUYS AT THE TIME OF THE ATTACK.
WAIT...UNLESS THERE'S ONE MORE MEMBER
OF THE BULLY PAYBACK SQUAD!
SOMEONE WE HAVEN'T I.D.ed YET.
HOLD UP.
TEHAMA SAID THE SPIT BALLS WERE MADE
FROM 100% RECYCLED FIBER.
SOUND LIKE ANYBODY WE KNOW?
STELLA VALENCIA.
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
THE 4 OF THEM ALL SERVED DETENTION TOGETHER
LAST SATURDAY.
THAT'S WHERE THEY MET
AND PLOTTED REVENGE ON THEIR BULLIES.
AND STELLA'S BULLY TARGET MUST BE NEXT.
Raycliff, on P.A.: ATTENTION.
PRINCIPAL FOLSOM'S TRANQUILITY QUILT CEREMONY
STARTS IN 5 MINUTES IN THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL CONVENTION CENTER.
REMEMBER, FREE TRAVEL MUGS FOR THE FIRST 500 STUDENTS.
FOLSOM! SHE'S ALWAYS GIVING STELLA A HARD TIME
ABOUT HER PROTESTING.
WE GOTTA GET TO THE CONVENTION CENTER.
BUT IT'S HUGE, AND FOLSOM'S AN OPEN TARGET.
THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL FIND THEM IN TIME!
HEY! SMALL BRAINS!
ANY IDIOT KNOWS THE CENTER'S COMPUTERIZED SECURITY SYSTEM
HAS BEEN COMPLETELY REVAMPED!
I MEAN, IT'S STATE-OF-THE-ART!
I KNOW, 'CAUSE I INSTALLED IT.
THANKS FOR SHARING.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA SHOW US HOW TO USE IT.
THIS IS IT. MY LIFE'S WORK.
THIS ROOM'S GONNA GET ME INTO ANY COMPUTER COLLEGE IN THE WORLD.
ALL I GOTTA DO IS TYPE IN THE NAME OF THE STUDENT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
STELLA VALENCIA,
AND THE COMPUTERIZED SECURITY CAMERA
WILL ALERT ME IF IT FINDS ANYONE ON THE PREMISES MATCHING HER.
DISCO!
THE JIG'S UP, STELLA.
NOW TELL US WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE.
NO!
Raycliff, on P.A.: IN THE SPIRIT OF TRANQUILITY,
PLEASE GIVE IT UP
FOR X MIDDLE SCHOOL'S KNITTING SQUAD!
INGRID, YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD.
PLEASE! HELP! GOING...TO...HURL!
GAME OVER, STELLA.
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
YOU SEE, OFFICERS, WE HAD ONE BULLY LEFT,
AND YOU BROUGHT HIM RIGHT TO US.
HIM? THAT'S RIGHT.
WE SAVED THE BEST BULLY FOR LAST.
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO UPLOAD SOME REVENGE.
WILBUR HERE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO WHIP UP SOME GUMBO,
AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU,
BUT I THINK HORACE'S PRECIOUS CONTROL PANEL
LOOKS MIGHTY HUNGRY.
WHAT'S THAT, CONTROL PANEL?
YOU LIKE IT SPICY?
PLEASE! THIS IS A MISTAKE!
I'M A COMPUTER GEEK, NOT A BULLY!
YOU MIGHT NOT THROW PEOPLE UP AGAINST LOCKERS
OR TAKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY,
BUT YOU'VE GOT POWER, AND YOU USE IT TO INTIMIDATE AND HUMILIATE PEOPLE.
AND ISN'T THAT EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE ALL DOING RIGHT NOW?
WE'RE ONLY DOING WHAT'S RIGHT.
WRONG. YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELVES FEEL BIGGER
BY MAKING THEM FEEL SMALLER.
SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
JUST SIT BACK AND TAKE IT?
TRY TALKING TO A TEACHER,
OR JUST WATCHING OUT FOR EACH OTHER.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW
IS THAT THIS ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING, MAN.
IT'S WORKED SO FAR.
BUT PRETTY SOON, THE BULLIES ARE GONNA BAND TOGETHER
AND FIGHT BACK AGAINST YOU.
WHEN'S IT GONNA END?
YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP IT, BUT YOU CAN'T.
ONLY ALL OF US CAN.
IF EVERYBODY BANDS TOGETHER AND TAKES A STAND,
THEY'LL LISTEN.
THEY'LL LISTEN 'CAUSE THEY HAVE NO CHOICE.
COME ON, WILBUR.
IT'S COOL TO WANT TO FIGHT BACK,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS, MAN.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS-- ALL OF YOU ARE.
Folsom, on P.A.: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
I PRESENT TO YOU...
THE TRANQUILITY QUILT...
REPRESENTING OUR HOPE FOR PEACE AND TRANQUILITY
THROUGHOUT OUR SCHOOL AND OUR WORLD.
MAN...THAT IS ONE DOG-UGLY BLANKET.
SO...
ALL THE BULLY PAYBACKERS ARE FACING SERIOUS DETENTION TIME.
BUT I'M STILL NOT SURE WHAT WE ACCOMPLISHED.
THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE BULLIES,
AND THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE VICTIMS.
YOU'RE RIGHT, INGRID.
UNLESS EVERYBODY PITCHES IN TO STOP IT,
THAT'S JUST HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
I GUESS AS LONG AS WE'RE DOING OUR PART,
THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO.
LATER, FILLMORE.
PEACE OUT, INGRID.
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT THIS.
MY BANDANNA.
I HEARD YOU GUYS SOLVED THE CASE.
THANKS.
YO...IT'S WHAT WE DO.
YOU KNOW, MY MOM BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I WAS 6.
YOU DON'T SAY?
I HAD LONG BANGS, AND MY HAIR KEPT GETTING IN MY EYES.
SO, ONE DAY, I WAS IN THE CITY WITH MY MOM,
AND SHE SAW THIS IN A WINDOW...
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