1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:03,546 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,900 AND NOW, FILLMORE. 3 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:09,821 "FIELD TRIP OF THE JUST." 4 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:26,129 GOSH. AND I MEAN GOSH. A QUARTER! 5 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,174 HEY! 6 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:36,973 DON'T...KNOW... WHAT'S...HAPPENING. 7 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,641 WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO TONIGHT? 8 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,352 PUSH KIDS AROUND AT CAPTAIN CLUCKY'S BEEF BUFFET? 9 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,812 HOLLER. 10 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,647 SPEAKING OF KIDS TO PUSH AROUND. 11 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,150 DUDE, FORGET HER. THE CALCULATOR GLADIATORS 12 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,359 ARE GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 13 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,194 GO GET CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR. 14 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,529 HOLLER. 15 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,030 GOOD HEAD'S UP, E. 16 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:55,366 I'LL BE BACK. HOLLER. 17 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:59,370 YO, ERIC, WHAT'S THE 401K? 18 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,038 I MEAN, UM, WHAT'S THE 411? 19 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:02,832 YES, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 20 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,542 YO. 21 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,335 I THOUGHT I HEARD TOOTHPICKS WEREN'T ALLOWED ON CAMPUS. 22 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:09,338 YO, I HEARD THAT, TOO. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 23 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:10,756 I DON'T CARE. 24 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,759 MY SMOOTHIE! SORRY. 25 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:15,261 ANYWAY-- 26 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,931 I THOUGHT YOUR DIG AT MR. DELANCEY TODAY WAS WAY FLY. 27 00:02:19,015 --> 00:02:21,517 HIS HAIRCUT DOES RESEMBLE A HOMING PIGEON. 28 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:23,561 UH, THANKS. 29 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,271 BUT WHERE DOES HE GET OFF ASSIGNING YOU 30 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,106 TARANTULA DETAIL AFTER CLASS? 31 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,775 YO. THE LAST THING YOU NEED TO BE DEALING WITH 32 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:32,445 IS TAKING CARE OF SOME STUZUPID SPIDER. 33 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:35,948 YEAH, WELL, I GOT A STUPID SPIDER TO SEE. 34 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:38,618 OK. UH, HOLLER! 35 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:40,453 HEH. HOLLER? 36 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:41,954 WHAT DO YOU WANT, THELDIN? 37 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:44,957 IF YOU CONTINUE TO BE SEEN WITH THE LIKES OF ERIC ORBEN, 38 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:47,293 HIS BAD HABITS WILL MOST CERTAINLY TARNISH 39 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,961 YOUR OTHERWISE SPARKLING IMAGE. 40 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:50,963 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT? 41 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:54,634 ALEXANDRIA, ERIC ORBEN'S ON A ROAD TO NOWHERE. 42 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:58,930 HE'S A HOODLUM BURNOUT. WE'RE BETTER THAN HIM. 43 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:02,433 NOW, I HAVE TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S FLUGELHORN CONCERT. 44 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,019 AND I WAS WONDERING-- I HAVE TO GO. 45 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,734 HELLO? ANYBODY HERE? 46 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:17,657 ERIC? 47 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,325 GUILDENSTERN THE TARANTULA-- 48 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,785 BELLY UP? 49 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,497 ERIC ORBEN WITH A CHEMICAL OF UNDETERMINED ORIGIN. 50 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,540 WELL, WELL. 51 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,964 SO, WHAT DO WE GOT? 52 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:36,300 SO FAR, A COMATOSE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT MASCOT, 53 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,843 A MYSTERIOUS BROWN LIQUID, 54 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,845 AND PRIME SUSPECT NUMBER ONE, 55 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:40,972 ERIC ORBEN, 56 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,474 RESIDENT BAD BOY, AND HE'S NOT TALKING. 57 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,476 NEITHER IS GUILDENSTERN. 58 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,980 HAVE NO FEAR. I FOUND A WITNESS WHO'S READY TO TALK. 59 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:52,650 OK. HE'S NOT TALKING YET, 60 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,528 BUT WHEN HE DOES, THIS CASE IS BLOWN WIDE OPEN. 61 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:58,322 POLLY WANT TO CRACK THIS CASE? HUH, POLLY? 62 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,824 AHH! 63 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,993 POLLY BIT ME! 64 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,577 ORBEN WAS RECENTLY ASSIGNED BY MR. DELANCEY, 65 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:04,996 HIS SCIENCE TEACHER, 66 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,707 TO CARE FOR THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT'S RARE ALBINO TARANTULA. 67 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:11,168 ORBEN WAS ALSO HEARD OPENLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE JOB. 68 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:12,503 ANY WITNESSES? 69 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,506 THAT WOULD BE ME, THELDIN LOMBARD, 70 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,924 WINNER OF THE GOLDEN TEST TUBE AWARD 71 00:04:17,008 --> 00:04:18,676 AND ARGYLE CLUB FOUNDER. 72 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,177 I WITNESSED EVERYTHING. 73 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:21,762 THE WHOLE, AWFUL EVENT. 74 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:25,224 SO, YOU ACTUALLY SAW ERIC FEEDING THE POISON TO GUILDENSTERN? 75 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:28,769 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 76 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,771 BUT I SAW HIM HOLDING THE SPIDER. 77 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,065 AND THE POISON! ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 78 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:35,276 ENOUGH TO TAKE HIM IN. 79 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,777 LET ME TELL YOU, ORBEN, 80 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:38,112 IT'D SURE BE A SHAME, MAN, 81 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,613 IF YOU WHACKED AN INNOCENT SPIDER 82 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:42,783 JUST TO GET OUT OF THE MORNING FEED. 83 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,418 INGRID! 84 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:55,546 BAKING SODA. DRESSING. 85 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,966 NO! THE SALAD CLUB'S VINAIGRETTE! 86 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,783 WHICH WAY? 87 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,910 HOW ABOUT RIGHT AT US? 88 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,914 JULES? 89 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,082 JULES? 90 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,416 SORRY ABOUT THE DOG. 91 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,794 DOG? JULES IS A HORSE! 92 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,254 A MINIATURE SEEING-EYE HORSE. 93 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:40,508 FAR SUPERIOR TO A GUIDE DOG IN EVERY WAY! 94 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,259 STAY ON HIM! 95 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,764 BEHIND THE TANKER. 96 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,147 DOG. 97 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:57,149 HE'S NOT A DOG! 98 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:58,943 JULES IS A HORSE! 99 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,195 A HORSE! 100 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,663 GONE? THAT MONSTER IS GONE? 101 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,124 HE ESCAPED IN THE BACK OF A SCARECROW DELIVERY TRUCK. 102 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:16,127 THE OLD SCARECROW DELIVERY TRUCK SLIPAROO? 103 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,962 YOU FELL FOR THAT? 104 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:21,632 I'M SORRY. THIS CASE HITS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME. RAYCLIFF. 105 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,426 GROWING UP, PRINCIPAL FOLSOM 106 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,678 HAD A BELOVED PET TARANTULA NAMED GWYNETH. 107 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:29,807 GWYNETH WAS MY CONFIDANTE, KIND IN SPIRIT, WISE IN SOUL. 108 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,475 SHE HELPED ME CHART A COURSE 109 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,310 THROUGH THE CHOPPY WATERS OF ADOLESCENCE, 110 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,521 AND I SHALL NEVER FORGET HER. 111 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:39,024 AND ERIC ORBEN ACTUALLY THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS? 112 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:44,447 I WANT YOU TO FIND HIM, GET HIM, AND BRING HIM BACK TO THIS SCHOOL 113 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,116 AND MY UNIQUE BRAND OF JUSTICE. 114 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:50,119 INGRID, STAY ON CAMPUS. SEE WHAT YOU CAN UNCOVER. 115 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,037 FILLMORE, FIND ORBEN. 116 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:54,290 TODAY. 117 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,500 AN ALL-DAY, OFF-CAMPUS PLATINUM PASS? 118 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,043 WOW. WITH THIS IN HAND, 119 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,712 YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH UNTOUCHABLE. 120 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,213 IT'S LIKE AN IMMUNITY IDOL. 121 00:07:01,297 --> 00:07:03,174 YEAH. THAT'S WHAT RAYCLIFF SAID. 122 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:06,218 IT'LL PROVE I'M NOT JUST CUTTING SCHOOL. 123 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,179 HERE'S THE ADDRESS OF THE SCARECROW DELIVERY COMPANY. 124 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,848 CHANCES ARE, ORBEN'S SOMEWHERE IN THE VICINITY. 125 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,517 2 TALKIES? IN CASE ONE DIES. 126 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,102 MIGHT BE A LONG DAY. 127 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:16,604 POLLY WANT TO CONFESS WHAT HE SAW 128 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:19,064 BETWEEN 10:26 AND 10:31 THIS MORNING? 129 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,983 HUH? DO YOU, POLLY? 130 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,319 YEAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 131 00:07:34,205 --> 00:07:35,789 VINEGAR. 132 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,335 HEY, INGRID, YOU READING ME? 133 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:40,669 LOUD AND CLEAR. WHAT UP? 134 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:42,171 I THINK ORBEN MAY HAVE HEADED 135 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,631 INTO FRUGAL MAGOO'S THRIFT STORE 136 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,132 TO DITCH HIS VINEGAR CLOTHES. 137 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:46,759 HOW ARE THINGS GOING ON YOUR END? 138 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:49,470 JUST HAD A POWWOW WITH ORBEN'S FRIENDS. 139 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,263 INTERESTING CONVERSATION. 140 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:54,725 LISTEN, WE'LL COOPERATE FULLY. HOLLER. 141 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,769 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO GUILDENSTERN? 142 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,437 WHAT IS THERE TO KNOW, BELTY? 143 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,898 THEY FOUND ERIC WITH GUILDENSTERN AND THE POISON, 144 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,441 AND HE'S BEEN SAYING FOR A WHILE 145 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,610 HOW HE HATES FEEDING THE TARANTULA. 146 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,111 HOLLER. 147 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,947 SO, YOU THINK HE DID IT? 148 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,949 MAN, ERIC'S ONE BAD DUDE. 149 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:12,451 MAYBE ME AND DIMITRI JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW BAD. 150 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:15,037 UH--I KNOW. HOLLER. 151 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,040 WOW. SO, EVEN HIS FRIENDS THINK HE DID IT. 152 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,793 INGRID, ALEXANDRIA QUARRY TO SEE YOU. 153 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,462 PEACE, INGRID. FILLMORE OUT. 154 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,297 FREEZE, PANCAKE! 155 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:28,467 WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY OLD BUDDY, CORNELIUS FILLMORE. 156 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,803 I HEARD YOU TURNED IT AROUND FOR YOURSELF. 157 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,972 DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. AND, ONCE AGAIN, 158 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:36,976 TRUANT OFFICER LANGLEY TURK IS CORRECTAMUNDO. 159 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:39,937 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOTTA BE ESCORTED BACK TO SCHOOL. 160 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,147 TURK, I'M DONE AS A DELINQUENT. 161 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,899 I'M A SAFETY PATROL OFFICER NOW, 162 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:45,985 IN TOWN ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 163 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,987 WELL, LET'S SEE, THE BELT AVAILABLE 164 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,489 IN ANY CATALOG OF SCHOOL SUPPLIES, 165 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,325 BUT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY WILY TO STEAL THE PASS. 166 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,995 LISTEN, I'M ON THE TRAIL OF A FUGITIVE. 167 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,414 WANTED FOR POISONING THE SCIENCE LAB'S TARANTULA. 168 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:01,333 HOLD UP, LAMB CHOP, YOU AIN'T ON THE PLAYGROUND ANYMORE. 169 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:02,835 THIS IS THE REAL WORLD. 170 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,588 AND OUT HERE, WE PLAY BY A DIFFERENT SET OF RULES. 171 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,006 TURK RULES. 172 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:10,092 TURK, LISTEN, I'M GIVING YOU MY WORD THAT-- 173 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:13,178 AND I'M GIVING YOU 2 SECONDS TO SHUT THE YAPPER. 174 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,805 BUT-- SHUSH IT! 175 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,774 HEH HEH HEH. CORN COB, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN-- 176 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,192 WHAT THE-- 177 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,194 HEH HEH. SORRY, BABY. 178 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,197 TODAY, WE'RE PLAYING BY FILLMORE RULES. 179 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,491 THIS ISN'T OVER, PORK RIND! 180 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,119 OUT OF THE KETTLE AND INTO THE CORN! 181 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,330 STRAIGHT INTO THE CORN! 182 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,712 YO, YOU ARE TRIPPING. 183 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,173 AND YOU HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY STEP OFF, 184 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,635 BECAUSE ERIC ORBEN IS INN-O-CENT FO'SHEEZY INDEEDY. 185 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,345 OH, MY GOSH! 186 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,639 I AM SO SORRY. 187 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,140 OHH, MEA CULPA. 188 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,517 I AM COMPLETELY CONTRITE ABOUT THIS. 189 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:03,854 ZERO TO NICE IN 3.5 SECONDS. WHAT GIVES? 190 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,065 LISTEN, ERIC DIDN'T DO IT. 191 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,901 THEN WHO DID? I-I DON'T KNOW. 192 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,236 BUT IT WASN'T ERIC. I KNOW IT WASN'T. 193 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,489 YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 194 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,200 THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. I'LL BE IN TOUCH. THIRD. 195 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,701 INGRID, HELP ME OUT. 196 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,871 YEAH, COULD YOU CHECK THE PHONE BOOK AND TELL ME WHAT'S ON PAGE 42? 197 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,831 DON'T NEED TO CHECK. HEH HEH HEH. 198 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:25,334 LET ME GUESS. PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY? 199 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:29,672 DISCO. PAGE 42-- THAT WOULD BE THE ANs. 200 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,174 EVERYTHING FROM ANT FARMS, WHOLESALE, 201 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,343 TO ANTELOPE GROOMING. 202 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:38,013 IT ALSO HAS A LARGE AD FOR SOUTH GENERAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL. 203 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:39,723 THAT'S WHERE THEY TOOK GUILDENSTERN. 204 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,017 DISCO. THAT'S WHY ORBEN TORE THE PAGE 205 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:43,936 OUT OF THE PHONE BOOK. Y-YOU DON'T THINK... 206 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,355 HE'S GOING THERE TO FINISH THE JOB? MAYBE. 207 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,857 FILLMORE, GET TO THE HOSPITAL AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 208 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,568 I'LL CALL THE HOSPITAL AND TELL THEM TO KEEP A HEAD'S UP FOR ORBEN. 209 00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:56,699 SOUTH GENERAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL. 210 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,576 PLEASE HOLD. NO. PLEASE, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 211 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,704 A KID NAMED ERIC ORBEN IS ON HIS WAY THERE. 212 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,789 HE'S GOT BROWN HAIR AND PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE VINEGAR. 213 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,624 PLEASE HOLD. BUT-- 214 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,216 GAME OVER, ORBEN. 215 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,979 MAN, WHERE'S INGRID WHEN YOU NEED HER? 216 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,621 DOG. MY PASS. 217 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,165 IT'S A HORSE! 218 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,959 A HORSE! 219 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,007 WAIT! SOPHIA! 220 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,842 COME BACK, GIRL! 221 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,177 WHOA, GIRL! 222 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,678 WHOA! 223 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,316 YO, DID YOU SEE-- 224 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,943 GOING SOMEWHERE, FLAPJACK? 225 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,455 LET'S DO THE RUNDOWN, SHALL WE? 226 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,457 TALKING SMACK TO A TRUANT OFFICER, 227 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,459 TAMPERING WITH AN OFFICIAL COUNTY SEATBELT, 228 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,961 THOSE ARE JUST THE TIP OF A LITTLE ICEBERG 229 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,546 I CALL BUSTED. 230 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,299 DISPATCH TO OFFICER TURK. 231 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,467 LAY IT ON ME. 232 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,969 BE ADVISED, THAT PLATINUM PASS CHECKS OUT. 233 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,680 AS LONG AS THE KID'S GOT IT, HE IS UNTOUCHABLE. 234 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,266 CATCH YOU ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 235 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,769 LET'S SEE THAT PASS, CORNSTARCH. 236 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:52,272 BE COOL, BABY. YOU KNOW I GOT IT. I SHOWED IT TO YOU. 237 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,483 THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHOW IT TO ME AGAIN? 238 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,905 WHAT THE-- COME BACK! 239 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,910 HELP! GET THEM OFF OF ME! 240 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,747 STOP THE SQUEAKING! THE AWFUL SQUEAKING! 241 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,457 ORBEN GOT AWAY ON A CAMEL? 242 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,252 YEAH. BUT THAT WASN'T THE WEIRDEST PART. 243 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,254 HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE, 244 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,922 CHECKING GUILDENSTERN'S CHART. 245 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,007 MAYBE HE'S TRYING TO COVER HIS TRACKS, 246 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,759 DESTROY EVIDENCE. 247 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,427 I DON'T THINK SO. 248 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,263 THE WAY HE WAS SNOOPING AROUND, 249 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,932 IT WAS ALMOST LIKE HE WAS LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE. 250 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,600 WHY WOULD HE BE DOING THAT? 251 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,936 UNLESS-- 252 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,105 UNLESS HE WAS TRYING TO PROVE HIS INNOCENCE. 253 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,273 SNAP. 254 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,775 INGRID, I GOTTA SEE WHAT'S ON THAT CHART. 255 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:42,990 TELL ME ABOUT ERIC. 256 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,283 WITH PLEASURE. 257 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,326 ERIC ORBEN IS A NO-GOODNIK. 258 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,829 HE TALKS BACK, HE CRACKS WISE, 259 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,790 HE GIVE GUFF, AND WORST OF ALL, 260 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,626 HE SPREADS THOSE INSIDIOUS QUALITIES TO OTHERS, 261 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,838 LIKE SOME DEMENTED FAIRY SPRINKLING DELINQUENT DUST. 262 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,300 WHEN YOU SAY "OTHERS," YOU MEAN ALEXANDRIA? 263 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,760 ALEXANDRIA'S A VERY SWEET AND-- 264 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,263 IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG LADY. 265 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,142 WHAT SHE SEES IN HIM I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 266 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:13,562 IS IT POSSIBLE ERIC ISN'T AS BAD AS YOU THINK HE IS? 267 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,439 HA HA HA. 268 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,358 HO HO HO! HA HA HA! 269 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:23,447 OHH, ERIC IS BAD TO THE PROVERBIAL BONE. 270 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,282 BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 271 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:29,620 I'M SURE HIS RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. 272 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,455 FILLMORE, CHECK THIS OUT. 273 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,999 ACCORDING TO HIS FILE, ORBEN'S BEEN IN ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE. 274 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,542 BUT THE WEIRD THING IS, 275 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,419 ERIC ORBEN'S A STRAIGHT "A" STUDENT. 276 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,380 EXCEPT FOR SCIENCE. AN A+. 277 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:43,383 SEEMS LIKE ORBEN'S NOT YOUR TYPICAL "A" STUDENT. 278 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,553 I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIS SCIENCE TEACHER, SEE WHAT THE STORY IS. 279 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,305 INGRID, HOLD UP. 280 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,225 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MARQUESAN PALM ROOT EXTRACT? 281 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,435 WHY DO YOU ASK? 282 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,396 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WAS USED TO HURT GUILDENSTERN. 283 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,905 ACCORDING TO MY WEB SEARCH, 284 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,574 CONCENTRATED MARQUESAN PALM ROOT EXTRACT 285 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,743 IS USED FOR NATURAL PEST CONTROL. 286 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,620 MOSTLY ON LARGER INSECTS. 287 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,498 ONLY ONE EXTERMINATION COMPANY IN TOWN USES IT. 288 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,208 ELIMINATRIX. 289 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,126 IT'S ON THE CORNER OF SPRINGFIELD AND PLAINFIELD. 290 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,462 DISCO. THANKS, INGRID. 291 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,255 THINK THAT'S WHERE ERIC'S HEADED? 292 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,591 ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 293 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,928 2 BIRDS, 1 STONE. 294 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,613 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR JUSTICE, 295 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:49,533 YOU FOUND HIM. AND HIS NAME IS OFFICER LANGLEY TURK. 296 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,867 NOW, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT 297 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,536 FOR YOUR LITTLE FRIEND FILLMORE TO SHOW UP AND-- 298 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,246 WAIT'S OVER, TURK. 299 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,542 AHH! 300 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,214 I KNEW YOU WERE STILL A BAD SEED, FILLMORE! 301 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,466 WHY DIDN'T I WEAR MY CLIP-ON? 302 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,093 HAVE A NICE DAY, OFFICER. 303 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,429 AND, UH, I BELIEVE THIS IS MINE. 304 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,514 COME ON, ERIC, WE GOTTA JAM. 305 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,891 YOU GOTTA TRUST ME, MAN. 306 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,064 WHY'D YOU DO IT? WHY'D YOU SAVE ME BACK THERE? 307 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,066 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU POISONED GUILDENSTERN. 308 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,235 I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO DID. 309 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,405 I CHECKED THE FILE. ELIMINATRIX DOESN'T DELIVER TO X. 310 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,909 SO, THEN, WHO AT X WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO MARQUESAN PALM ROOT EXTRACT? 311 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,037 THAT'S THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION. 312 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,622 THERE! 313 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,760 ERIC ORBEN'S SCIENCE TESTS. 314 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,344 THEY'RE ALL A+s, 315 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,431 YET, YOU'VE GIVEN HIM DETENTION 15 TIMES THIS YEAR. 316 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,600 CARE TO EXPLAIN? EXPLAIN WHAT? 317 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,436 HE GETS As, AND I GIVE HIM DETENTION. THAT'S THE STORY. 318 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,271 BUT IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 319 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,773 UM, OFFICER THIRD, 320 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,734 THERE'S A LOT IN THE WORLD THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 321 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,236 ARIZONA REJECTING DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, 322 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,739 BRAILLE AT THE DRIVE-UP A.T.M., 323 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,823 CATS. 324 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,492 WELL, THERE HAS TO BE A REASON. 325 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,244 ERIC HAS BEEN FRIENDS WITH HIS PALS DIMITRI AND SANJAY 326 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,579 SINCE KINDERGARTEN. 327 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,748 HIS FRIENDS AREN'T QUITE AS... 328 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:20,874 PRONE TO KILLING SPIDERS? 329 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,542 SMART AS ERIC. 330 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,087 ERIC DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A GOOD STUDENT. 331 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,589 HE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE WHAT HIS FRIENDS ARE, 332 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,673 DELINQUENTS. 333 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,550 SO, HE MOUTHS OFF? 334 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:34,471 BUT NOT JUST TO LOOK WHAT HE ERRONEOUSLY BELIEVES TO BE COOL, 335 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,557 HE LIKES CARING FOR THE ANIMALS, OFFICER THIRD. 336 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,476 HE LIKED GUILDENSTERN. 337 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,480 AND I'M CERTAIN HE'S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CRIME. 338 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,774 FILLMORE, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS. 339 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,359 NOT ONLY IS ERIC AN "A" STUDENT, 340 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,820 APPARENTLY HE'S ALSO AN ANIMAL LOVER. 341 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,738 HEH. YOU'RE TELLING ME. 342 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,783 WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? WHO'S THE GOOD GIRL? 343 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,452 HANG TIGHT, INGRID. WE'RE HEADING BACK TO CAMPUS. 344 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:58,620 FILLMORE OUT. 345 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,413 ATTENTION WORKERS, THIS IS PLANT MANAGER 346 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,748 EDMUND QUARRY. 347 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:03,083 SORRY FOR THE ALARM. 348 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,002 SOME GOOFNUT BROKE INTO MY OFFICE AND SET IT OFF. 349 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,004 I AM NOT A GOOFNUT! 350 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,548 I'M OFFICER LANGLEY TURK! 351 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,925 COME ON, ERIC. LET'S SHAKE THIS SPOT. 352 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,385 SORRY, FILLMORE. 353 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,721 ONLY ONE OF US IS HEADING BACK TO CAMPUS, AND IT'S NOT YOU. 354 00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,230 WHY WOULD ERIC TURN ON YOU? 355 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,898 YOU THINK WE WERE WRONG ABOUT HIM? 356 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:30,068 I DON'T KNOW, INGRID. HE'S BAD, THEN HE'S GOOD, 357 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,444 THEN HE'S BAD AGAIN. 358 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,238 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE I KNOW. 359 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,574 IT'S LIKE SOMETHING MADE HIM SNAP. 360 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,909 I MEAN, THE PLANT MANAGER CAME OVER THE INTERCOM, 361 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,911 AND ERIC JUST-- CRACKERS. 362 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,496 DID THE PLANT MANAGER SAY HIS NAME? 363 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:45,167 YEAH. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS QUARRY. 364 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,752 FILLMORE, YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO CAMPUS ASAP. 365 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,920 I KNOW WHO DID IT. 366 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,714 AND I THINK I KNOW WHY. 367 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,592 ALEXANDRIA. 368 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,093 ERIC, OH, THANK GOODNESS. 369 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,761 THE SAFETY PATROL IS LOOKING FOR YOU. 370 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,346 IT ISN'T SAFE FOR YOU HERE. 371 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,265 YEAH. THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ME NOW, 372 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,018 BUT PRETTY SOON THEY'RE GONNA BE LOOKING FOR YOU. 373 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,686 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LISTEN. 374 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,230 I'LL TAKE THE BLAME FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO GUILDENSTERN, 375 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,066 BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. WHY'D YOU DO IT? 376 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,193 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 377 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,403 YOUR DAD'S THE PLANT MANAGER AT ELIMINATRIX. 378 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,239 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH ACCESS TO THE CHEMICAL 379 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,325 THAT WAS USED TO POISON GUILDENSTERN. 380 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,493 I WASN'T TRYING TO FRAME YOU. 381 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,579 I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU. 382 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,749 I JUST WANTED PEOPLE TO THINK THAT GUILDENSTERN WAS SICK, 383 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,459 SO THEY'D TAKE HIM AWAY. 384 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,378 BUT I GAVE HIM TOO MUCH. I FREAKED OUT. 385 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,089 AND I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE BOTTLE BEHIND. 386 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,925 I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU HATED 387 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,718 TAKING CARE OF THAT TARANTULA. 388 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,221 BUT HE DIDN'T HATE TAKING CARE OF GUILDENSTERN. 389 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,972 HE LOVED IT. WHAT? 390 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,308 LISTEN, FILLMORE. I DID IT. 391 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,310 I WAS THE ONE THAT POISONED GUILDENSTERN. 392 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,937 WAIT! ERIC! 393 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,980 YOU LOVED GUILDENSTERN? 394 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,607 BUT WHY DID YOU SAY-- 395 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,775 WHY DID YOU ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T-- 396 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,318 WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER, ORBEN? 397 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,529 WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP THE LIES, MAN? 398 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,865 GUILDENSTERN WAS MY FRIEND. 399 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,784 I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW. 400 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,286 JUST LIKE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW THAT I GET GOOD GRADES. 401 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,663 JUST LIKE YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW 402 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,081 THAT YOU'RE AN ALL RIGHT GUY. 403 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,084 SANJAY AND DIMITRI HAVE BEEN MY FRIENDS SINCE BACK IN THE DAY. 404 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,961 YEAH, I'M SMARTER THAN THEM. 405 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,088 AND, YEAH, I LOVE ANIMALS. 406 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,173 THEY'RE THE ONLY FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAD. 407 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,050 THEY AREN'T INTO SCHOOL. 408 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,135 I JUST DIDN'T THINK THEY'D UNDERSTAND. 409 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,805 YOU WERE FRONTING, AND PEOPLE BOUGHT IT. 410 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,431 PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU, MAN. 411 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,308 PEOPLE WHO WANT YOU TO LIKE THEM. 412 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,645 ALEXANDRIA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME WITH US. 413 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,981 I HURT YOUR FRIEND, 414 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,317 AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO CONFESS. 415 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,028 AND I RUINED EVERYTHING. 416 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,828 HEY! NOBODY MESSES WITH TEXAS! 417 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,833 CHECK OUT SOUTH CAROLINA. 418 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,843 YO, SOUTH CAROLINA, WHAT'S THE RUSH? 419 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,137 YOU SECEDING FROM THE UNION OR SOMETHING? 420 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,098 IT'S OVER, ALEXANDRIA. 421 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,516 FOR BOTH OF US. 422 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,894 THE LIES, THE COVER-UP, ALL OF IT. 423 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:15,442 ERIC, I AM SO SORRY. 424 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,778 I AM SO, SO SORRY. 425 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:24,617 LOOKS LIKE THIS STATE OF EMERGENCY IS OVER. 426 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,329 A MONTH-LONG SUSPENSION, 6 MONTHS DETENTION, 427 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,956 BARRED FROM CLUBS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR, 428 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,792 AND SCHOOL COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS. 429 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,627 SERIOUS BUSINESS, MAN. 430 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,588 I'M JUST GLAD GUILDENSTERN PULLED THROUGH. 431 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,049 - AND YOU DID, TOO. - YO, E. 432 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,885 ARE WE DOING THIS TUTORING THING OR WHAT, MAN? 433 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,803 HOLLER. WAIT A MINUTE. 434 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,388 TUTORING? I GOTTA JAM. 435 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,974 IF POLLY WANTS THIS COTTONPICKING CRACKER, 436 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,642 HE'S GONNA TELL UNCLE O'FARRELL 437 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,644 WHO SLIPPED GUILDENSTERN A MICKEY. 438 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,396 RIGHT, POLLY? RIGHT? 439 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,566 OW! HE BIT ME AGAIN! 440 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,068 YOU THINK WE SHOULD TELL HIM? 441 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,320 NAH. 442 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,489 GIVE IT ANOTHER HOUR. 443 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,335 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP 444 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,088 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.