1 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:03,421 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,877 ILLUMINATING TELEVISION. 3 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,316 AND NOW..."FILLMORE!" 4 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,736 TODAY'S EPISODE -- "TEST OF THE TESTED." 5 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:28,548 SWEET SYRUP ON A SHORT STACK, INGRID! 6 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,633 THIS IS FAST EVEN FOR YOU. 7 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,760 YEAH. WELL... 8 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:34,428 DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT? 9 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:37,515 ABOUT HAVING TO TAKE THE TEST? NO. 10 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,102 ABOUT HOW I DID ON THE TEST? SURE...I GUESS. 11 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,854 YOU GUESS? GET OUTTA HERE! 12 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,647 FOR YOU, TAKING THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9 13 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,983 MUST BE LIKE DOING A PLACE-MAT WORD FIND 14 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,985 AT ANY LOCAL WAFFLE RESTAURANT. 15 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:52,029 YEAH. WELL, SEE YOU LATER, MR. COLLINGWOOD. 16 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,281 MR. COLLINGWOOD? 17 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,783 MR. COLLINGWOOD, I HAVE A PROBLEM. 18 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:58,327 OH, DUTY CALLS. BYE, INGRID. 19 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:03,499 S-T-O-P THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9! 20 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:07,879 S-T-O-P THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9! 21 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:11,174 WRONG PROTEST, SISTER. BEAT IT. 22 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,724 WHOA. SECRET ADMIRER? 23 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,100 NO SUCH LUCK. 24 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,227 IT'S A GIFT FROM PRINCIPAL FOLSOM. 25 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,604 ALL THE CARD SAYS IS, 26 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,439 "THANKS FOR KNOCKING THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9 27 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,690 OUT OF THE PARK, KIDDO." 28 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,233 WHY WOULD SHE SEND ME THIS? 29 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,110 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE SMARTEST KID IN SCHOOL. 30 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,529 SHE KNEW YOU'D ACE IT, WHICH I BET YOU JUST DID. 31 00:02:33,613 --> 00:02:35,198 YOU'LL BRING UP THE AVERAGE, 32 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:37,283 MAYBE GET NAMED A JUNIOR JUNIOR MERIT SCHOLAR, 33 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,327 AND THE SCHOOL GETS A PICTURE IN THE PAPER. 34 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,954 FOLSOM GETS GOOD PRESS, AND EVERYONE'S HAPPY. 35 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:45,458 BELIEVE ME. I SAW EVERYONE TAKING THAT TEST. 36 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,335 EVERYONE WAS NOT HAPPY. 37 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:50,213 A SINGLE MULTIPLE-CHOICE TEST 38 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,632 DESIGNED TO MEASURE THE ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT 39 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,884 OF MILLIONS OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF KIDS -- 40 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,553 ONE SIZE FITS ALL -- THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9. 41 00:02:57,637 --> 00:03:00,306 HAS THERE BEEN ANYTHING MORE POINTLESS? 42 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,183 BAN LOBSTEE THE LOBSTER! 43 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:05,186 MAKE X MIDDLE SCHOOL GET A NEW MASCOT! 44 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:08,147 STOP CRUSTACEAN EXPLOITATION! 45 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,649 YOU TELL ME. 46 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,402 FILLMORE. 47 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:14,987 UH, NOT NOW. 48 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:18,699 THE DUCK IS IN EARSHOT. PEACE. 49 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,576 FILLMORE, YOU KNOW ME PRETTY WELL. 50 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,245 I'D SAY VERY WELL. 51 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:25,581 UH-HUH. SO HOW COME YOU THINK YOU CAN PULL ONE OVER ON ME? 52 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:28,292 LISTEN, I KNOW ALL YOU GUYS ARE PLANNING ON CHIPPING IN 53 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,211 TO GET ME A SCOOTER FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 54 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:31,587 YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP? 55 00:03:31,671 --> 00:03:33,589 YOU GUYS CAN'T GET ME A SCOOTER. 56 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:34,924 OH, YEAH, WE CAN. 57 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,717 FILLMORE, EVERYBODY'S GONNA THINK 58 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:38,886 I'M JUST JUMPING ON THE SCOOT BANDWAGON. 59 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:41,430 INGRID, YOU HAVE AN ABE LINCOLN LUNCHBOX. 60 00:03:41,514 --> 00:03:44,183 SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHAT EVERYBODY THINKS? 61 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:48,854 HEY, ABE LINCOLN IS COO-- OH. GOOD POINT. 62 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,907 IF IT ISN'T THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL MASCOT WITH THE MOSTEST. 63 00:03:59,991 --> 00:04:01,492 HI, LOBSTEE. 64 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:07,123 LOBSTEE? WHAT ARE YOU -- 65 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:14,213 FILLMORE. 66 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,673 This is Mr. Collingwood. 67 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,967 Lobstee, our beloved lobster mascot, 68 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,469 just stole the completed aptitude tests. 69 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:21,887 We've got to find them! 70 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,097 I'M ON IT. 71 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,766 INGRID, WE GOT ONE. 72 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,476 FILLMORE! 73 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,061 PRINCIPAL FOLSOM JUST CALLED! 74 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:31,272 DID YOU DESTROY A SCHOOL SANDWICH MACHINE 75 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,607 CHASING DOWN THE LUNCH BAG BANDIT?! 76 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,359 YOU EVER TRY THOSE SANDWICHES, VALLEJO? 77 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,238 OH. OF COURSE. 78 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:42,033 WELL, WE GOT A LOBSTER TO CATCH. 79 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:44,035 THAT ONE'S GOT ATTITUDE. 80 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,203 THAT ONE'S ALSO THE BEST. 81 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,626 IT'S CLEAR. OHH! 82 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,378 OH, SNAP! I'M SORRY! 83 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,465 FILLMORE, I REALLY DIDN'T NEED THAT IMAGE 84 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,342 IN MY PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. 85 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,969 BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL PAY. 86 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:03,179 MM-HMM. 87 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,805 OKAY. IT'S CLEAR. 88 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:07,767 COME ON -- IN HERE. 89 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:11,354 LOCKED. 90 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,521 ALLOW ME. 91 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:14,523 IT'S A TALENT FROM MY DELINQUENT PAST. 92 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:15,733 HMM. TOUGH ONE. 93 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,069 THEY LOCKED IT FROM THE INSIDE. 94 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,154 SOMEBODY HELP! 95 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,365 HELP! 96 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:25,117 THEY OVERPOWERED ME AND TOOK MY COSTUME. 97 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:27,036 THEY CALLED ME "FRECKLE FACE," 98 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:30,706 AND THEY CHINESE FINGER-TRAPPED MY FINGERS. 99 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:32,166 PUSH IN, PULL OUT, BABY. 100 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,468 WHAT HAVE WE GOT? IT WAS AN AMBUSH. 101 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,387 THE PERP JUMPED ELLIOT FUNSTON, 102 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,806 THE STUDENT WHO PORTRAYS LOBSTEE, THE SCHOOL MASCOT, 103 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:49,558 STOLE HIS COSTUME, AND TOOK OFF THROUGH THE WINDOW. 104 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:51,227 THEN, FULLY LOBSTERIZED, 105 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,813 THE PERP WENT BACK IN THE SCHOOL AND GRABBED THE TESTS. 106 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,189 VALLEJO! 107 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,941 PRINCIPAL FOLSOM. 108 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,234 TOMORROW MORNING, 109 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:00,361 WHEN THE WORLD FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, 110 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,947 MY PHONE IS GONNA BE RINGING OFF THE HOOK. 111 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,657 AND THE ONLY THING I CAN TELL THEM 112 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,409 IS THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE ON THE CASE. 113 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:08,661 ARE YOU PEOPLE ON THE CASE? 114 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:11,539 YES, MA'AM. GOOD. 115 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,916 THOSE TESTS ARE DUE FOR GRADING IN WASHINGTON 116 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,292 BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 117 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,919 YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO FIND THEM. 118 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,712 THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE 119 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:21,590 IS 1,200 KIDS HAVING TO TAKE THIS THING OVER. 120 00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:23,551 WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OVER?! 121 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,262 THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9, OR SENSELESS APTITUDE TRYOUT TESTED YEARLY, 122 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:29,598 WAS THE HARDEST TEST I'VE EVER TAKEN! 123 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:31,434 IT TOOK THREE HOURS! 124 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,269 I SAW SPOTS! 125 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:36,105 I DEVELOPED THIS SPONTANEOUS FRENCH ACCENT! 126 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,274 I CAN'T TAKE IT AGAIN! 127 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,109 I CAN'T! 128 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,527 CHECK YOURSELF, WILLIE. 129 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,820 YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE TEST AGAIN, 130 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,280 AND WE DON'T WANT TO EITHER, 131 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,782 SO IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. WE'RE ON IT. 132 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,744 I TELL YA, WHEN WE FIND THOSE TESTS, 133 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:54,081 I KNOW THIS GIRL'S GONNA BE THE CURVE BREAKER. 134 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:57,710 S.A.T.T.Y.-TAKE-NO-PRISONERS-9 FOR INGRID THIRD. 135 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:01,380 NOW, FINTHE TESTS. YOU DON'T -- 136 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:04,800 THE SAFETY-PATROL HEADQUARTERS COULD MAKE A GREAT TAP STUDIO. 137 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:09,972 UM, ELLIOT, THE REASON TO WEAR BOXERS 138 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,766 IS TO AVOID MOONING STRANGERS. 139 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,811 HOW ABOUT YOU GET SOME NEW ONES, OR MAYBE A BIG PATCH? 140 00:07:15,895 --> 00:07:19,148 PEOPLE, CAN WE COVER ELLIOT'S BUTT, PLEASE? 141 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,984 YOUR CASE, YOUR CALL. WHAT'S NEXT? 142 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,277 PERIMETER CHECK -- 143 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,404 CRUISE FOR CLUES AND THE COSTUME. 144 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:26,822 I'M ASKING AGAIN. 145 00:07:26,906 --> 00:07:29,533 YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET ME A SCOOTER, DID YOU? 146 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,618 OH, HECK, NO! 147 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:31,785 FILLMORE... 148 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,412 YOU KNOW, YOU DO THAT A LOT. 149 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:36,624 HELLO. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 150 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:39,335 AUGIE SAMSON. HE TOOK THE TEST THIS MORNING. 151 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:42,087 COME TO THINK OF IT, HE LOOKED PRETTY NERVOUS. 152 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,548 AND NOW HE'S SNEAKING AROUND WITH A BOX. 153 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,258 NO WAY. THIS IS TOO EASY. 154 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:48,260 I'LL BET YOU LUNCH THAT IT IS. 155 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:50,763 FREEZE! X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL! 156 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,266 I HATE IT WHEN THEY RUN. COME ON! 157 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,684 THIS ALREADY ISN'T EASY. 158 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,445 STAY ON IT. 159 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,957 NOW LOCK YOUR WRISTS, PEOPLE. 160 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,544 EXCELLENT. YOU'VE FORMED A MIGHTY STURDY PYRAMID 161 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:24,129 THAT CANNOT BE TOSSED ASUNDER. 162 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,635 SEE? YOU'RE AS SOLID AS A GEODUDE 163 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,971 USING HIS HARDEN ATTACK. 164 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,472 NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY -- 165 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,307 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 166 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,142 SORRY. MY BAD. 167 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,169 HAVE A NICE SWIM, FILLMORE. 168 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,715 AAH! 169 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:13,137 FILLMORE, YOU OFFICIALLY OWE ME LUNCH. 170 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,055 WHERE'D YOU PUT THE LOBSTER COSTUME, AUGIE? 171 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,599 LOBSTER COSTUME? 172 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,726 THE ONE YOU USE TO STEAL THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9 TESTS. 173 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,394 S.A.T.T.Y.-9 TESTS? 174 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,521 WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT? 175 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:26,483 THIS ISN'T THE TESTS. THIS IS FULL OF... 176 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,569 TARTAR-SAUCE PACKETS. 177 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,196 IT'S JUST THE BEST TARTAR SAUCE IN THE WORLD. 178 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,740 I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. 179 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:35,951 IT WAS I WHO STOLE THEM FROM THE CAFETERIA, 180 00:09:36,035 --> 00:09:37,745 FOR I LOVE TARTAR SAUCE! 181 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:40,205 YOU LOVE...TARTAR SAUCE? 182 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,207 LISTEN, MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. 183 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,418 I KNOW THE WORD ON THE STREET. 184 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,921 I KNOW WHO YOU GUYS SHOULD TALK TO ABOUT THE TESTS. WHO? 185 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:53,636 SO, AUGIE SAYS THE WORD ON THE STREET 186 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,639 IS SETH CHRISSY HAD A LITTLE MELTDOWN DURING THE TEST TODAY. 187 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,724 WORD ON THE STREET IS RIGHT. I SAW IT. 188 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,977 SETH HAD THE LOOK OF SOMEONE ONE STEP AWAY FROM WIGGING. 189 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:04,313 HE ALSO HAD AN EGG ROLLERY T-SHIRT ON. 190 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,981 AND THUS WE'RE HERE. 191 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:08,108 THAT AND YOU OWE ME LUNCH. 192 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,446 I'LL TAKE THE EGG-FREE EGG ROLL SUPREME. 193 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,740 I'LL TAKE THE "AIN'T TOO PROUD TO 'BEGG' ROLL" SPECIAL -- 194 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,116 DOUBLE DUCK SAUCE. 195 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,494 THIS WHOLE THING'S CRAZY, FILLMORE. 196 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,664 KIDS LIKE SETH -- THEY DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS. 197 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,749 I'M GONNA CHECK THE JUKE. 198 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,259 EXCUSE ME. UGH! 199 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,720 WHAT WAS -- WHO WAS -- 200 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,389 SETH. 201 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,562 HE'S HEADING TOWARDS THE BRIDGE. WE'LL CUT HIM OFF. 202 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:46,814 STAY ON HIM. 203 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,735 HEY! 204 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,116 Crackers. 205 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:06,333 HEY, OFFICER THIRD! I BOUGHT NEW BOXER SHORTS! 206 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,793 CONGRATULATIONS. 207 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,507 SETH... WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 208 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,718 PLEASE, INGRID. YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND. 209 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,845 YOU WERE THERE. YOU TOOK THAT TEST. 210 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,680 I COULDN'T LET DOWN MY MOM 211 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,391 OR MR. COLLINGWOOD AFTER FOUR MONTHS OF HIS PREP CLASS. 212 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,892 THEY GIVE YOU THAT TEST, 213 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,853 AND THEY THINK THEY KNOW HOW SMART YOU ARE. 214 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,771 I KNOW THE TEST IS LAME. 215 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,606 BUT WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG. 216 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,525 BUT YOU KNOW WHY I DID WHAT I DID. 217 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,361 PLEASE, INGRID, JUST LET ME JET. 218 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:37,698 THANKS, INGRID. 219 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,032 NO. 220 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,577 SETH, I CAN'T LET YOU GET A-- 221 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:44,329 INGRID, WE TAKE SETH BACK TO H.Q., 222 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,539 AND THEN WE TALK. 223 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,249 YOU WERE GONNA LET HIM GO. 224 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,542 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 225 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,419 BUT I WAS GOING TO GET HIM. 226 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,795 YOU ALMOST DIDN'T. 227 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,630 INGRID, WE'RE PARTNERS. 228 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,299 BE STRAIGHT WITH ME. 229 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,176 I KNOW SETH. HE'S CREATIVE. 230 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,428 HE DOES THESE COOL LITTLE CARTOONS 231 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,180 ABOUT A PIG NAMED SCHMAGUGY. 232 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,931 HE INVENTED A CANDY-BAR WALLET 233 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,933 THAT KEEPS THEM FROM MELTING IN YOUR POCKET. 234 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,352 BUT YOU DON'T SEE THAT IN A S.A.T.T.Y.-9 SCORE. 235 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,315 LEVEL 26. 236 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,816 FOR A SECOND, I JUST THOUGHT 237 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,693 MAYBE THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF 238 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,361 WITHOUT THOSE ANSWER SHEETS. 239 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,780 THAT TEST MAY BE BEAT, 240 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,032 BUT THERE'S A RIGHT WAY TO FIGHT IT -- 241 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,409 PROTESTING, GIANT BANNERS, EDITORIALS, 242 00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:24,578 HARD JAMS WITH HARDER RHYMES. 243 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,747 GOING THE OTHER WAY IS A SUCKER MOVE. 244 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,999 WE HAVE A JOB. WE DON'T MAKE THE RULES. 245 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,251 I ONLY FORGOT THAT FOR A SECOND. 246 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,462 BUT, INGRID, YOU FORGOT THAT. 247 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:35,964 WE GOT THE BOX. 248 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,676 IT WAS JUST WHERE YOU SAID IT WAS, SETH. 249 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,387 NEXT YOU TELL US WHERE YOU PUT THE LOBSTER COSTUME. 250 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,847 LOBSTER COSTUME? 251 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,225 THE LOBSTER COSTUME YOU USED TO STEAL THE TESTS. 252 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,811 I DIDN'T STEAL ANY TESTS. 253 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:52,064 CHEAT SHEETS -- TONS OF THEM. 254 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,316 AT LEAST IT'S NOT TARTAR SAUCE. 255 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,653 I...CHEATED. ISN'T THAT WHY YOU WERE AFTER ME? 256 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,405 NO. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 257 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,658 AM I STILL IN TROUBLE? 258 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:06,328 WE ALL ARE, SETH. WE ALL ARE. 259 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,257 YOU HEAR THAT? 260 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,675 THAT'S HOW IT'S BEEN 261 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,718 SINCE THE ANSWER SHEETS GOT STOLEN. 262 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,178 I HEAR IT IN MY SLEEP. 263 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,430 I ADD MILK TO MY CRISPED-RICE CEREAL, 264 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,099 AND IT SOUNDS LIKE MY PHONE! 265 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,811 NORMA, HOLD MY CALLS. 266 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:35,649 I GAVE YOU 48 HOURS, AND WE'RE DOWN TO 12. 267 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,442 WHERE ARE MY RESULTS, PEOPLE?! 268 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,070 LISTEN, WE HAD SOME LEADS THAT CAME UP DRY, BUT -- 269 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,991 I ONLY WANT TO HEAR ONE THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, VALLEJO -- 270 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,534 "WE FOUND THE TESTS!" 271 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,620 SINCE I AM NOT HEARING THAT, AS OF RIGHT NOW, 272 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,415 I AM MAKING PLANS TO RE-ADMINISTER THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9. 273 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,543 PRINCIPAL FOLSOM, YOU SAID WE HAVE 12 MORE HOURS. 274 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,336 WE'RE GONNA FIND THOSE TESTS. 275 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,546 COUNT ON IT. 276 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,885 12 HOURS. 277 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,928 BUT I AM NOT GONNA GET CAUGHT LOOKING. 278 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,097 INGRID, REPORT TO ROOM 7-G. 279 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,223 WHAT FOR? 280 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,058 I'M HAVING A FACILITATOR MEET 281 00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,436 WITH SOME OF X's BEST AND BRIGHTEST. 282 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,397 YOU NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE. YOU NEED TO HEAL. 283 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,066 WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION. 284 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,278 LISTEN, INGRID'S OUR S.A.T.T.Y.-9 ACE IN THE HOLE. 285 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,615 I NEED HER EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO RETAKE THAT TEST. 286 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,866 CAN YOU SPARE HER? 287 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,576 ORDINARILY, I'D SAY NO. 288 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,246 BUT MAYBE SHE HAS SOME THINGS SHE NEEDS TO WORK OUT. 289 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,916 IT'S ALL FOR NAUGHT. IT'S ALL FORGOT. 290 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,710 THEY TOOK MY S.A.T.T.Y.-9 AWAY. 291 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,713 THAT WAS A LOVELY POEM, MALLORY. 292 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,214 BUT, YOU KNOW, 293 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,717 THEY MAY HAVE TAKEN YOUR ANSWER SHEET AWAY FROM YOU, 294 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,886 BUT THEY DIDN'T TAKE THE ANSWERS. 295 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,596 REALLY? 296 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,847 THAT'S RIGHT. 297 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,767 YOU STILL HAVE THEM RIGHT UP HERE. 298 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,937 BUT FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS, MY MOM WOULD TUTOR ME 299 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:58,148 AFTER SHE GOT HOME FROM WORKING AT THE GRAVY FACTORY. 300 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,568 HOW DO I TELL HER SOMEONE JUST STOLE ALL THAT WORK AWAY? 301 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,779 NOW, MALLORY BROUGHT UP THE THIEF. 302 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,405 LET'S TRY SOMETHING. 303 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:08,492 I WANT YOU TO REACH DOWN AND JUST SHOUT OUT SOME WORDS 304 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,786 THAT YOU FEEL DESCRIBE THE PERSON 305 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,455 WHO -- WHO STOLE YOUR S.A.T.T.Y.-9 TESTS. 306 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,456 VILLAINESS! 307 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,457 INIQUITOUS! 308 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,458 REPROBATE! 309 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,626 MACHIAVELLIAN! 310 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,712 S-T-O-P THE -- 311 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,050 LEADS ARE COMING UP DRY ON FINDING THE TESTS. 312 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,678 WE NEED TO CUT THROUGH THE CREAM CHEESE, AND QUICK. 313 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,347 WHO'S GOT THE COSTUME SPECS? RIGHT HERE. 314 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,517 LOBSTER SHELL. WHAT'S IT MADE OUT OF? 315 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,352 INDUSTRIAL POLYMER PLASTIC. 316 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,688 WHAT WAS THE TEMPERATURE AT NOON TODAY? 317 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,356 HAD TO BE IN THE 80s. 318 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,025 IT WAS NO PICNIC EATING MY ICE-CREAM SANDWICH AT LUNCH. 319 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,152 GOOEY? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. 320 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,909 MASCOT-COSTUME MANUFACTURERS USE PLASTIC FOR DURABILITY, 321 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,619 NOT FOR COMFORT. 322 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:55,539 THE PLASTIC GETS HOT, AND THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA FIND IT QUICK, 323 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,418 USING THE BIRD-WATCHING CLUB'S INFRARED SCOPE. 324 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,337 HOLD UP. 325 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,008 DISCO. 326 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,844 S-T-O-P THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9! 327 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,680 S-T-O-P THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9! 328 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,765 OOH. 329 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,532 HEY! OFFICER THIRD! 330 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,908 HI. 331 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,493 HEY. 332 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,245 THANKS FOR POINTING OUT MISS SNITCHY. 333 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,789 UH, NO PROBLEM, ENID. 334 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,083 ENID QUINTARA? INGRID THIRD -- 335 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,878 X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL. LET'S TALK. 336 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,756 LOBSTEE DESERVED BETTER. 337 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,382 COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. 338 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,843 WE COULD HAVE FOUND HIM IN A POT WITH A SIDE OF BUTTER. 339 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,387 WAIT A MINUTE. 340 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,724 COME ON. 341 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,060 YOU KNOW... 342 00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,103 I'D REALLY LIKE TO CAPTURE THIS MOMENT. 343 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,229 DON'T. 344 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,440 FILLMORE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 345 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,192 SOMETHING DOESN'T ADD UP. 346 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,777 ANZA, GET THE WINDOW. 347 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,243 DISCO. IT DOESN'T FIT. 348 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,537 MUST WE HAVE OUR INTELLECTUAL WORTH 349 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:18,997 ASSIGNED TO A NUMBER 350 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:22,000 SO THAT IT'S MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE MAN?! 351 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,585 ENID DOESN'T THINK SO. 352 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,629 SOME KIDS WANTED TO TAKE THAT TEST, 353 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,923 AND I JUST REALIZED THEY SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THAT 354 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,008 WITHOUT ALL OF THEIR HARD WORK DISAPPEARING 355 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,802 WITH A GIANT LOBSTER. 356 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,512 WHAT'S IN THE LOCKER, ENID? 357 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,598 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE, INGRID. 358 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,310 I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS S.A.T.T.Y.-9s. 359 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,647 I WAS IN KEY CLUB ALL AFTERNOON, 'K?! 360 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,442 EVERY DAY MY SECRET ADMIRER LEAVES ME A BOUQUET. 361 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,320 THE FACT IS I'M VERY LOVED, INGRID. 362 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,407 HEY. THOSE ARE CHRYSANTHEMUMS. 363 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,159 IT'S MY FAVORITE FLOWER. 364 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,286 THEY MAKE ME FEEL WARM INSIDE. 365 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,664 CHRYSANTHEMUMS? 366 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,624 WAIT. WHAT IS IT? 367 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,001 MY PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY IS ACTING UP. 368 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,799 CRACKERS. 369 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,593 ELLIOT SAID THE PERP PUT ON THE COSTUME 370 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,345 AND SNUCK OUT THE WINDOW. 371 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,055 EXACTLY. 372 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:22,185 DISCO. THE MISSING PIECE OF ELLIOT'S BOXER SHORTS. 373 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,812 IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 374 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,481 NO PERP STOLE THE COSTUME AND CRAWLED OUT THE WINDOW. 375 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,983 IT WAS ELLIOT. 376 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,819 ELLIOT WALKED OUT OF THE CHANGING ROOM AS LOBSTEE, 377 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,196 STOLE THE TESTS, DITCHED THE COSTUME, 378 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,032 AND SNUCK BACK IN THROUGH THE WINDOW, TEARING HIS BOXER SHORTS. 379 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,993 HE THEN LOCKED THE DOOR FROM THE INSIDE 380 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,036 AND CHINESE FINGER-TRAPPED HIS OWN DIGITS. 381 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,121 BUT WHY? 382 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,706 FILLMORE. 383 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,833 Elliot is Enid Quintara's secret admirer. 384 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,169 SHE'S THE GIRL THAT WANTS TO STOP THE S.A.T.T.Y.-9. 385 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,921 YOU JUST FOUND THE LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. 386 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,716 IT WAS ELLIOT. WE HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE HERE. 387 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,885 I'M GOING AFTER HIM. COVER THE EXITS. 388 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,261 GET HIM, INGRID. 389 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,430 AND GO AHEAD AND USE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 390 00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,681 IT'S IN THE CLOSET. 391 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,519 THEY GOT ME A SCOOTER. 392 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,738 ELLIOT, IT'S OVER. WHERE ARE THE TESTS? 393 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,573 WHAT? I DIDN'T TAKE THE -- 394 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,699 SAVE IT. 395 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,203 UM, I THINK I'LL JUST... SAVE MYSELF. 396 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,455 UGH! 397 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,023 STUMP, I NEED YOUR WAXER. 398 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,358 BE GOOD TO HER. 399 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,026 SHE'S ALL I GOT. 400 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,435 NICE TRY, OFFICER FILLMORE, 401 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,230 BUT ONCE AGAIN, YOU'VE MISSED THE MARK. 402 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,899 ANYWAY, BYE-BYE. 403 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,735 UM, ELLIOT... 404 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,945 WHAT? 405 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,113 HERE'S YOUR CANDY BACK. 406 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,239 WHOA! 407 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,616 YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THAT STUFF. 408 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,076 IT'S REAL BAD FOR YOU. 409 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,289 YOU DID IT, GUYS. BANG-UP WORK. 410 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,000 HE BETRAYS THE SCHOOL AND THE GOOD NAME OF LOBSTEE, 411 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,961 HE'S FACING SUSPENSION, AND STILL WINS. 412 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,296 NO, FILLMORE, WE WON. 413 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,006 HE JUST GOT THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS. 414 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,341 I GUESS THERE'S WORSE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. 415 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,012 VALLEJO. YES, PRINCIPAL FOLSOM. 416 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,973 ELLIOT'S IN CUSTODY, AND WE GOT THE TESTS. 417 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,975 WHAT? 418 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,643 A $300 COSTUME? 419 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,187 A $6,000 FLOOR WAXER?! 420 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,356 FILLMO-O-O-O-RE! 421 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,152 SORRY WE HAD TO GIVE YOU YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT A DAY EARLY. 422 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,862 IT WAS A NICE NONSURPRISE. 423 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,906 FILLMORE, ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN ON THE BRIDGE -- 424 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,451 HEY, IT WAS A BRIDGE YOU HAD TO CROSS. 425 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,703 AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE. 426 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,330 I AM. 427 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,665 BUT I'D STILL LIKE TO SEE THAT STUPID TEST GO DOWN. 428 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,000 DON'T WE ALL? 429 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,836 BUT, INGRID, WHAT CAN YOU DO? 430 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,087 SOMETHING. 431 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,839 I DON'T THINK THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES, 432 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,341 OR AT LEAST ANY OF THE RULES I KNOW. 433 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,345 HEY, LET'S GET SOME EGG ROLLS. YOU'RE BUYING. 434 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,684 INGRID, YOU CAN'T RIDE THAT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. 435 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,311 OH, SURE I CAN. WATCH. 436 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:54,397 UH, YOU'RE GONNA LET ME TAKE A TURN, RIGHT? 437 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,733 ONLY IF YOU CATCH ME. 438 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,995 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP