1 00:00:01,836 --> 00:00:03,796 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,726 [ SIREN WAILS ] 3 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,857 AND NOW, "FILLMORE." 4 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:08,402 TODAY'S EPISODE -- "CRY THE BELOVED MASCOT." 5 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,907 Philsky: HOLA, EVERYONE. 6 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:15,910 ONCE AGAIN, IT'S SPIRIT WEEK HERE AT X MIDDLE SCHOOL. 7 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,579 AND TO KICK OFF THE WEEKLONG CELEBRATION 8 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:21,165 IS THE 18th ANNUAL SPIRIT WEEK PARADE. 9 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,501 ISN'T THAT JUST "FANAMATASTIC," CHERI? 10 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,836 IT SURE IS, PHILSKY. 11 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,420 THE WEEK OF FESTIVITIES 12 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:29,048 CULMINATES IN A NAIL-BITING BOCCE-BALL GAME 13 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,843 PINNING THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL LOBBING LOBSTERS 14 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,095 AGAINST THE GILBY FIGHTING GOATS, 15 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:37,265 AS SEEN HERE IN THIS WAY WONDERFUL FOOTAGE. 16 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:41,060 LET'S JUST HOPE THE LOBSTERS DON'T "BOCCE" THIS ONE UP! 17 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,353 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 18 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,272 WELL, HERE TO HELP US FIND OUT 19 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:47,441 IS X MIDDLE SCHOOL'S -- WHOO! -- RESIDENT PSYCHIC, 20 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:48,901 ALISTAIR GREYSTONE. 21 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:51,404 HEY, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THIS GUY, CHERI. 22 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:52,738 HE'S GONNA BE BIG! 23 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,907 SO, WHAT'S YOUR PREDICTION, ALLY? 24 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,868 I FORESEE DOOM...DEJECTION... 25 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,453 AND DISAPPOINTMENT FOR THE LOBSTERS. 26 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:02,790 FRIDAY'S BOCCE-BALL GAME WILL BE A HORRIBLE LOSS, 27 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:05,918 THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS SCHOOL'S NEVER SEEN. 28 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:10,381 [ MARCHING BAND PLAYS ] 29 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:14,385 ANYTHING? IT'S QUIET ON MY SIDE. 30 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,469 TOO QUIET. 31 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:16,596 STAY FROSTY. 32 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:18,097 GILBY WANTS X BAD. 33 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,557 BAD ENOUGH TO -- 34 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,059 WE GOT A GOAT! 35 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,654 Third: I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOOK A PIE FOR FOLSOM. 36 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,156 BANANA CREAM, NO LESS. 37 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:36,490 [ LAUGHS ] NEXT TIME, 38 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,701 TRY AND CATCH IT IN THE SHOULDER. 39 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,078 NEXT TIME, TRY AND CATCH IT -- PERIOD. 40 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,079 DIRECT HIT. 41 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,789 HEY, SPEAKING OF FOOD, 42 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:46,667 ISN'T TONIGHT THE BIANNUAL FILLMORE DINNER JAMMY-JAM? 43 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:47,752 INDEED! 44 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,170 BEEN SAVING UP YOUR APPETITE? 45 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,713 HEY, IT'S ME. 46 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,089 THAT'S RIGHT. 47 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,217 MR. 4-FOOT TALL EATING AN 8-FOOT SUB. 48 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,093 YOU SHOULD HEAD. I'LL FILE THE REPORT. 49 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:58,512 BESIDES, I'VE ALREADY EATEN. REMEMBER? 50 00:02:58,596 --> 00:02:59,889 Mrs. Fillmore: CORNELIUS, 51 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,766 OUR RESERVATIONS ARE IN 15 MINUTES. 52 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,894 SORRY -- HAD TO PUT ON MY CRAWDAD PANTS. 53 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,104 HEH HEH -- ELASTIC WAISTBAND. 54 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,856 IT IS ALL YOU CAN EAT. 55 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:11,025 LET'S NOT PUT THEM OUT OF BUSINESS NOW. 56 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,694 IT'S ALL A PERSON WITH A NORMAL APPETITE CAN EAT. 57 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:16,530 NOW, REMEMBER, SON, DON'T FILL UP ON BREAD AND SALAD. 58 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,907 YOU GOT TO EAT THE MEAT... 59 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,492 TO BEAT THE HOUSE. 60 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:22,453 HEY, GUYS, BEFORE WE GO, I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING 61 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,705 TO COMMEMORATE OUR SPECIAL EVENING 62 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,874 AT PAPA CRACKY'S CRAWFISH BARREL. 63 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:30,670 WOW, DAD! MONOGRAMMED BIBS. 64 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:33,214 THIS IS, UH...NICE? 65 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:36,884 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SAVE THESE FOR A DINNER THAT'S NOT SO... 66 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,094 MESSY...OR PUBLIC. 67 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,596 NONSENSE! LET'S GET A MOVE ON. 68 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,432 PAPA CRACKY'S NOT GONNA HOLD OUR TABLE FOREVER. 69 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:45,393 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 70 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:48,396 FILLMORES'. 71 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:52,066 I'M...UH...I'M ON IT. 72 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,484 YOU'RE...ON IT? 73 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,736 FOLSOM WANTS ME BACK AT SCHOOL ASAP. 74 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,738 I GUESS I SHOULD CALL THEM BACK 75 00:03:57,822 --> 00:03:59,824 AND TELL THEM I'M ON IT TOMORROW. 76 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,076 Mrs. Fillmore: CORNELIUS...GO AHEAD. 77 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,619 SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE IMPORTANT. 78 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:04,620 BUT -- 79 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:06,497 HOW ABOUT A RAIN CHECK? 80 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,666 THANKS, GUYS. I OWE YOU. 81 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,420 [ INSECTS CHIRP ] 82 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:13,629 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 83 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,757 HEY, WHAT DO WE GOT? 84 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:20,511 ONE MISSING SCHOOL MASCOT -- LOBSTEE THE LOBSTER. 85 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,263 DURING SPIRIT WEEK? DOG! 86 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,807 JEANIE GEARY, HIS KEEPER, RAN OUT TO THE BOCCE FIELD 87 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,892 WHEN SHE HEARD ABOUT THE PIE ATTACK. 88 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:28,686 SHE CAME BACK, AND HE WAS GONE. 89 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,855 NO PRINTS, NO FORCED ENTRY... 90 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:31,856 NICE PANTS. 91 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:32,857 WHAT? 92 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,066 OH, THANKS. 93 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,693 FILLMORE, INGRID, 94 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,446 FOLSOM WANTS US IN HER OFFICE -- NOW. 95 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:43,451 GUYS, LOBSTEE IS THE PRIDE AND JOY OF X MIDDLE SCHOOL. 96 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,786 HE MAKES US BETTER THAN WE ARE. 97 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,748 WITH HIM, WE'RE...UH... RAYCLIFF! 98 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,458 A METAPHOR. 99 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,836 WITH HIM, WE'RE THE CREAM OF THE CRèME BRûLéE CROP. 100 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,630 WITHOUT HIM, WE'RE LOW-GRADE TAPIOCA. 101 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,132 HMM...THAT'S GOOD. 102 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,634 IF WORD GETS OUT THAT LOBSTEE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED, 103 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,178 SCHOOL MORALE WILL PLUMMET, 104 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,513 AND THE BOCCE TEAM WILL LOSE AGAINST GILBY 105 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:06,557 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN... RAYCLIFF! 106 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,558 A DECADE. 107 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,060 A DECADE! 108 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:13,147 AND THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN -- NOT ON MY 24-CARAT WATCH. 109 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,482 YOU GOT THAT? 110 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,483 MUM'S THE WORD. 111 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:16,859 WE'LL FIND HIM. 112 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,653 I KNOW YOU WILL, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST. 113 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:22,615 AND ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU DON'T FIND HIM 114 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,325 BY FRIDAY'S BOCCE GAME, 115 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:27,203 SO HELP ME, I'LL MELT DOWN YOUR BADGES, 116 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,330 USE THEM TO STEEL-TOE MY BOOTS 117 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:32,666 AND KICK YOUR CAREERS FROM HERE TO...RAYCLIFF! 118 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,667 SHANGHAI? 119 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:34,668 NO. 120 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:35,669 BURMA? 121 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:36,670 TRY AGAIN. 122 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:37,755 KAZAKSTAN? 123 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,341 YES...KAZAKSTAN. 124 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,759 THAT WAS FUN. 125 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,177 WHERE DO WE START? 126 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,930 ANTONIA LARKIN, NOTORIOUS MASCOT NAPPER. 127 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,932 SHE'S GOT A RAP SHEET A MILE LONG. 128 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,350 AND SHE GOES TO GILBY? 129 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,310 ALONG WITH HER BROTHER, NICKY LARKIN, 130 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,521 OUR BANANA CREAM PIE-THROWING FRIEND. 131 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,940 MAYBE A LITTLE BROTHER-SISTER SABOTAGE? 132 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,441 OR MAYBE NOT SO LITTLE. 133 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,026 [ INSECTS CHIRP ] 134 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,406 HEY, THIRD, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT CREAM PIE? 135 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:04,657 HOMEMADE RECIPE. 136 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,200 NICKY, WE'RE NOT HERE FOR YOU. 137 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,868 WE'RE HERE TO QUESTION YOUR SISTER. 138 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:10,371 WH-- WHY?! WHAT DID SHE -- 139 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,164 CAN I HELP YOU, OFFICERS? 140 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:14,208 HOW'D YOU OUTDO ME THIS TIME? 141 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,168 STEAL ANOTHER STUPID MASCOT? 142 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:18,504 I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING, STINKWEED! 143 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,214 I WAS IN DETENTION ALL DAY! 144 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,800 BESIDES, STEALING A MASCOT TAKES TALENT. 145 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,885 ANYONE CAN CREAM-PIE SOMEBODY. 146 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,887 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'LL GET GOOD AT IT 147 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:28,764 AND GET REALLY FAMOUS, AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE, 148 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:30,766 "ANTONIA WHO?" 149 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:32,059 GET OVER YOURSELF. 150 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,727 THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE FAMOUS FOR 151 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:36,730 IS BEING A BIG, OLD, PIE-THROWING LOSER. 152 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,607 WELL...THEY DIDN'T DO IT. 153 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:39,733 [ TWO-WAY RADIO BUZZES ] 154 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:40,734 FILLMORE. 155 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,069 Fillmore, Ingrid, 156 00:06:42,153 --> 00:06:44,113 I think I may have found something. 157 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,406 THIS IS A PICTURE 158 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,491 OF LOBSTEE'S HIGH-END LOBSTER TREATS. 159 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,244 JEANIE SWEARS SHE ALWAYS KEEPS A FULL CANISTER 160 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,579 BESIDE HIS TANK. 161 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,581 AND THIS IS A CRIME-SCENE PHOTOGRAPH. 162 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,166 Third: NO TREATS. 163 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,043 AT LEAST WE KNOW WHOEVER HAS LOBSTEE IS FEEDING HIM. 164 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,546 OPEN IT UP, PEOPLE. COULD BE ANYBODY. 165 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:03,090 A GILBY SABOTEUR, A CRUSTACEAN KLEPTO, 166 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:05,092 SOMEBODY WITH A GRUDGE AGAINST THE SCHOOL. 167 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:07,470 WAIT -- PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. 168 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:10,055 SOMETHING I READ THIS MORNING. 169 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:13,100 SHAMPOO INSTRUCTIONS, BIOLOGY CHAPTER, 170 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:15,603 SCHOOL PAPER... SCHOOL PAPER! 171 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,771 Fillmore: "BROCK MASON KICKED OFF TEAM." 172 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,607 SOMEONE WITH A GRUDGE. 173 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,774 DISCO! 174 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:23,444 GRUDGE? WHY WOULD I HAVE A GRUDGE? 175 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,321 I'M GLAD COACH BOOTED ME. 176 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:28,115 MY SORRY PLAYING WAS BRINGING DOWN THE TEAM 177 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,658 IN A BAD WAY. 178 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:32,703 BESIDES, I'VE SINCE BECOME A WAY BETTER BOCCE-BALL WASHER. 179 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,787 [ CRASH ] 180 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,623 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 181 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,583 ANYTHING I COULD DO TO HELP US WIN 182 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:38,959 AGAINST THOSE LAME GOATS. 183 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:42,379 "CARING FOR YOUR STOLEN MASCOT"? 184 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,964 MAYBE WE SHOULD CONTINUE THIS 185 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:45,299 DOWN AT THE STATION, MASON. 186 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,510 YEAH, OR MAYBE, UH... 187 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,845 NOT! 188 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:02,733 LEFT! LEFT! 189 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:26,924 [ MOTOR BUZZES ] 190 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,933 LOOKS LIKE YOUR CLEAN GETAWAY... 191 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,018 GOT A LITTLE DIRTY. 192 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:40,813 IN HERE -- THIS IS WHERE I HID HIM. 193 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:45,901 [ BLEATS ] 194 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:48,404 WAIT. YOU STOLE THE GILBY MASCOT? 195 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,239 FILLMORE, "IXNAY." 196 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:53,450 YEAH. WHOSE MASCOT DID YOU THINK? 197 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,912 DUDE...THEY STOLE LOBSTEE, DIDN'T THEY?! 198 00:08:56,996 --> 00:08:58,122 DIDN'T THEY?! 199 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:02,167 SOMEBODY'S LOBSTER-NAPPED LOBSTEE! 200 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,336 HE'S GONE! GONE!! 201 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:05,462 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 202 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,047 SPIRIT WEEK IS RUINED! 203 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,424 I COMPLETELY AGREE! 204 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,802 OH, CRUEL FATE! 205 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:14,555 OH...CRACKERS. 206 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,764 [ BLEATS ] 207 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:25,190 WELL...GILBY HAS THEIR GOAT BACK, 208 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:27,401 AND BROCK MASON IS ON HOOF-CLIPPING DUTY 209 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,652 THROUGH SPRING. 210 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,196 FILLMORE, SEE THIS SHADE OF ROUGE 211 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,990 ACCENTUATING MY CHEEKBONES? 212 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,325 I SEE IT. 213 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,744 IT'S A NEW BLUSH I'M TRYING OUT 214 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,038 CALLED "LIVID BEYOND BELIEF"! 215 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,748 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 216 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,333 I'M SORRY. 217 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,251 I WAS QUESTIONING BROCK MASON, AND I SLIPPED. 218 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:48,339 FILLMORE, A SLIP IS WHEN A CLOWN STEPS ON A BANANA PEEL. 219 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,175 WHAT I HAVE OUTSIDE IS A 3-RING CIRCUS 220 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,053 WITH BEARDED LADIES AND DOG-FACED BOYS. 221 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:58,390 THE BOCCE GAME IS TWO DAYS AWAY, AND DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE LEAD? 222 00:09:58,474 --> 00:10:00,017 THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. 223 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,269 I'M PUTTING SOMEONE NEW ON THE CASE -- 224 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:04,146 SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP FIND LOBSTEE. 225 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,397 TODAY'S ISSUE. 226 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,650 Fillmore: "I CAN HELP FIND LOBSTEE." 227 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:08,692 DOG! 228 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,402 YOU'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD. 229 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,655 CRIME DOESN'T REST, INGRID. WHY SHOULD I? 230 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,114 THIS ISN'T ABOUT CRIME. 231 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:16,575 IT'S ABOUT KNOWING WHEN TO STEP BACK -- 232 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,870 KNOWING WHEN TO TAKE OFF THE BADGE AND PUT ON THE BIB. 233 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,246 HEY... 234 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,416 HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIBS? 235 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,710 OFFICERS FILLMORE AND THIRD, 236 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,670 YOU'RE LATE. 237 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,088 32.6 SECONDS LATE 238 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,757 ACCORDING TO THE EXTREMELY PRECISE CLOCK 239 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,258 ON MY POCKET COMPEX 80. 240 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,679 MM-HMM. LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, SHALL WE? 241 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,806 WAIT! I'M GETTING A VISION! 242 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:42,810 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 243 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,436 WHAT'S UP, FAKE PSYCHIC? 244 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,188 ARE YOU GETTING FAKE VISIONS AGAIN? 245 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,524 ARE THEY FAKE VISIONS OF YOU BEING A FAKE? 246 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,900 SORRY, GUY. 247 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,111 CRIME SCENE'S OFF-LIMITS FOR PRESS. 248 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,487 BUT THIS IS MY BEAT! 249 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,948 I REPORT ON EVERYTHING ALISTAIR DOES. 250 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,950 SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT. 251 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,493 NOW, UH, WHERE WAS I? 252 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,953 OH, YEAH -- MY VISION. 253 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,872 UH-HUH. I SEE. OH, MY! 254 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,457 OH, GADZOOKS! 255 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,710 NOW, THAT IS A VISION! 256 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,797 OKAY. I'LL BITE. WHAT DO YOU SEE? 257 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,674 I...KNOW... 258 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,552 WHO...TOOK...LOBSTEE! 259 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,140 ALISTAIR, YOU CAN'T JUST -- 260 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,683 VERN NATOMA! 261 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,728 LOOK, IF THIS IS ABOUT THE CAFETORIUM'S TOSTADA EXPOSé, 262 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,272 WE'VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH INFORMANTS -- 263 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,525 YOU'RE BUSTED FOR ABDUCTING OUR BELOVED MASCOT LOBSTEE! 264 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,360 NOW PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE WALL, DIRTBAG, 265 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:34,820 AND SPREAD 'EM! 266 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,198 WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW THAT WE'VE COME FOR YOU? 267 00:11:38,449 --> 00:11:41,160 OFFICERS, CAN YOU PLEASE ARREST THIS MAN 268 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,036 FOR PUBLIC DISPLAY OF CRAZY? 269 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:44,580 WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 270 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,457 ALISTAIR, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE. 271 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,042 IT'S EVIDENCE YOU WANT, IT'S EVIDENCE YOU'LL GET. 272 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:52,838 NATOMA, OPEN UP YOUR TOP-LEFT DESK DRAWER. 273 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,964 [ SIGHS ] 274 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,845 Folsom: YES, VERN NATOMA IS BEING HELD 275 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,389 AS THE PRIME SUSPECT IN LOBSTEE'S KIDNAPPING. 276 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:06,185 IN THE MEANTIME, HE WILL BE TAKING A LEAVE OF ABSENCE 277 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:09,313 FROM HIS JOB AS EDITOR IN CHIEF OF THE EXAMINER. 278 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,065 YOU CAN ASK UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE, 279 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:15,277 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW THOSE LOBSTER TREATS GOT IN THERE! 280 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,612 HIS RECORD'S CLEAN. 281 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,781 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DOESN'T TRACK. 282 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,200 HE JUST DECIDES TO GO BAD IN A BIG WAY? 283 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,577 AND THE WAY HE JUST OPENED THAT DRAWER 284 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,661 WITH THE TREATS? 285 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,871 WHY WOULD HE DO IT? 286 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,206 SOMETHING DOESN'T FIT. 287 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,874 YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME! 288 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,459 I DIDN'T DO IT! 289 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,462 I'M EDITOR IN CHIEF OF THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. 290 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,131 PLEASE! THIS CHARGE IS GONNA RUIN ME! 291 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,759 WAIT! I'VE SEEN THAT WATCH BEFORE. 292 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,135 AND I REMEMBER WHERE. 293 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:42,888 THERE. 294 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,807 CHECK IT -- LOBSTER WATCH. 295 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,433 THE PIE ATTACK OCCURRED 296 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,893 AT THE SAME TIME AS LOBSTEE'S KIDNAPPING. 297 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,312 IF THAT IS VERN'S ARM, HE'S GOT AN ALIBI. 298 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,190 ACCORDING TO THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL MERCHANDISE DATABASE, 299 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,400 ONLY THREE OF THOSE WATCHES WERE EVER SOLD. 300 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,153 SO IF THAT IS VERN NATOMA ON TAPE... 301 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,489 THEN SOMEONE'S TRYING TO FRAME HIM. 302 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,698 BUT WHO? 303 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,659 WHO WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO GAIN 304 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:06,161 BY KIDNAPPING A LOBSTER AND PINNING IT ON SOMEBODY ELSE? 305 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,580 HECK, SURE, I'M UP FOR ONE-ON-ONE INTERVIEWS 306 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,332 TO TALK ABOUT LOBSTEE'S WHEREABOUTS. 307 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,917 I'M GONNA FIND HIM. 308 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,169 DON'T ANY OF YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY? 309 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,755 YEAH, MR. CRACKPOT'S BEEN PREDICTING 310 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,257 FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW. 311 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,259 AND I'VE BEEN STUCK WRITING ABOUT THE SHYSTER 312 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,760 FOR ALMOST JUST AS LONG. 313 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,345 LOOK AT THESE STORIES I'VE HAD TO COVER! 314 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,431 MISSING RETAINERS... CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE DAY... 315 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,474 PURE FLUFF! 316 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:28,934 EVER SINCE FIRST GRADE, 317 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,978 I'VE DREAMED ABOUT BEING A TOP REPORTER, 318 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,480 OF COVERING REAL NEWS, OF CHANGING PEOPLE'S LIVES. 319 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,108 INSTEAD, I'M STUCK WRITING ABOUT A PSEUDOPSYCHIC 320 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,276 THAT SPITS WHEN HE SPEAKS. 321 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,278 OOH, HE DOES SPIT, DOESN'T HE? 322 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:40,946 UH-HUH -- A LOT! 323 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,991 BUT IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES, I'M FINE WITH THAT. 324 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,534 'CAUSE I'M GOING PLACES. 325 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,327 I WORK TOO HARD NOT TO. 326 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,205 ALISTAIR, ON THE OTHER HAND, ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. 327 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,541 THE GUY'S A DIM BULB WITH A GIMMICK. 328 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,042 TRUST ME, OFFICERS, 329 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,253 THERE'S NO WAY OUR FRIEND ALISTAIR'S 330 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,047 GOT THE SMARTS TO PULL OFF A HIGH-PROFILE LOBSTER-NAPPING. 331 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,465 NAH! NO WAY. 332 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,302 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 333 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,305 WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 334 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,556 HE'S ON THE MOVE. 335 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,559 CHECK IT! 336 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,311 HE'S HEADING TOWARD NATOMA'S HOUSE. 337 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,317 ALISTAIR, FREEZE! 338 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,203 I-I'M SORRY, GUYS. 339 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,957 I-I JUST CAN'T GET CAUGHT RIGHT NOW. 340 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,025 UGH! 341 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,207 I'M GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN, GREYSTONE. 342 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,291 IS THIS LOBSTEE? 343 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,542 UH...YEAH. 344 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,461 I STEAMED HIM UP REAL GOOD, HUH? 345 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,213 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, ALISTAIR? 346 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,132 UH...'CAUSE THE MARKET PRICE OF SEAFOOD'S 347 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,550 GONE THROUGH THE ROOF? 348 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,469 FILLMORE, FOLSOM'S FREAKING. 349 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,721 THE BOCCE GAME STARTS IN AN HOUR, 350 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,265 AND IF SHE DOESN'T GET ANSWERS, SHE'S GONNA TURN H.Q. 351 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,601 INTO HER PERSONAL GOLF-CART-STORAGE FACILITY. 352 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,436 DON'T THINK SHE'S JOKING. 353 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,814 HERE'S AN ANSWER FOR YOU -- THAT ISN'T LOBSTEE IN THERE. 354 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,024 I FOUND THIS RECEIPT WHERE ALISTAIR FELL. 355 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,610 I TRACED THE TYPEFACE TO PAPA CRACKY'S CRAWFISH BARREL. 356 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,363 PAPA CRACKY'S! AH! I ALMOST FORGOT. 357 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,116 I RE-SCHEDDIED DINNER WITH THE FOLKS TONIGHT. 358 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,868 FILLMORE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BAIL ON THEM TWICE. 359 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,203 [ BEEPS ] 360 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,579 I DON'T KNOW. 361 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:57,749 I DON'T WANT TO, BUT MAYBE I'M GONNA HAVE TO. 362 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,251 OR MAYBE NOT. 363 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,503 I THINK WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS. 364 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,297 "IS THE LIVE LOBSTER IN PLACE?" 365 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,009 ALISTAIR, MIND EXPLAINING YOUR E-MAIL? 366 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,011 IT SAYS "LIVE" LOBSTER? 367 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,304 DOZENS OF OLD E-MAILS IN THE POCKET COMP 368 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,390 DETAIL THE LOCATION OF LOST RETAINERS, 369 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,809 THE SCHEDULING OF FUTURE CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE DAYS -- 370 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,186 ALMOST EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER PREDICTED. 371 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,896 WHAT'S YOUR GAME, GREYSTONE? 372 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,524 I USED TO HAVE A REAL GIFT, YOU KNOW? 373 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,444 I COULD SEE STUFF -- STUFF THAT HADN'T HAPPENED YET. 374 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,070 AND IT WAS PERFECT, 375 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,364 'CAUSE ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE 376 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,199 WAS A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIC. 377 00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,409 IT WAS MY DREAM. 378 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,703 BUT ONE DAY LAST FALL -- POOF! 379 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,205 MY VISIONS -- THEY JUST STOPPED COMING. 380 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,832 JUST LIKE THAT -- 381 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,209 MY DREAM WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN. 382 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,962 MY PSYCHIC CAREER WAS ALL DRIED UP. 383 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,255 OR SO I THOUGHT. 384 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,716 YOU STARTED GETTING THESE E-MAILS. 385 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,926 TELLING ME ALL KINDS OF FUTURE STUFF, 386 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,636 LIKE HOW WE'D LOSE TONIGHT'S GAME 387 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,096 AND HOW VERN NATOMA 388 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,473 HAD LOBSTER TREATS HIDDEN IN HIS DRAWER. 389 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,641 I WAS BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN! 390 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:57,893 AND THEN? 391 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,436 TODAY, I GOT AN E-MAIL 392 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,271 FROM THE SAME PERSON WHO SENT ME THE OTHERS, 393 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,523 SAYING THAT IF I DIDN'T FIND A LOBSTEE LOOK-ALIKE 394 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,401 AND PLANT HIM IN VERN NATOMA'S BEDROOM FOR YOU GUYS TO FIND, 395 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,652 HE'D EXPOSE ME AS A PHONY. 396 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,738 SO HERE'S THE QUESTION -- 397 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:13,450 WHO GETS THE GRAVY BY TIPPING OFF ALISTAIR 398 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,243 AND FRAMING NATOMA? 399 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,788 HARRISON POST IS NAMED EDITOR. 400 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,164 DISCO! 401 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,376 Philsky: CHESLEY'S WINDING UP FOR HIS THROW 402 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,629 AND...OH! 403 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,298 WHERE IS LOBSTEE WHEN X NEEDS HIM MOST? 404 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,717 DEAR ALISTAIR, HERE'S YOUR LATEST PREDICTION. 405 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,803 TOMORROW'S HEADLINE WILL READ 406 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,764 "GOATS 'BLEAT UP' LOBSTERS IN WORSE LOSS EVER." 407 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,974 Fillmore: I DON'T THINK SO, POST. 408 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,392 MY PREDICTION? 409 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,728 HARRISON POST CHARGED WITH ABDUCTION OF LOBSTEE. 410 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,522 W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 411 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,357 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU 412 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,317 PUTTING YOUR CAREER BEFORE EVERYTHING ELSE -- 413 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,653 STEALING A BELOVED MASCOT FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN. 414 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,948 I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS. 415 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,783 I'M AN EDITOR IN CHIEF NOW. 416 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,660 I WORK IN PROOF, NOT POPPYCOCK. 417 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,288 YEAH, YOU'RE EDITOR IN CHIEF NOW, HARRISON. 418 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,665 BUT THAT'S DONE. 419 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,917 WE GOT PROOF ENOUGH TO REMEDY THAT SITCH. 420 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,336 STOP THE PRESSES, MAN. IT'S OVER. 421 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,088 [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] 422 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,260 FILLMORE, CALL FOR BACKUP. 423 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,680 THERE'S NO TIME! 424 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,349 YOU AND INGRID, GRAB HARRISON. 425 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,977 I'LL FIND LOBSTEE. 426 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,046 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 427 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,716 I WANT TO BE A TOP REPORTER. I WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 428 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,717 IT'S MY DREAM! 429 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,260 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM. 430 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,720 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 431 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,555 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR DREAM. 432 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,390 BUT THE STUFF YOU'VE DONE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN -- 433 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,309 YOU GOT A LITTLE LOST ALONG THE WAY, HARRISON. 434 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,060 AND NOW, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT EVEN 435 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,146 THE SAME KID WHO DREAMED THAT DREAM, 436 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,023 BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HELPING ANYBODY. 437 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,024 YOU'VE BEEN HURTING. 438 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,233 YOU FOOLS! 439 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,068 YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. 440 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,653 NATOMA DIDN'T DESERVE THAT JOB. 441 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,863 I DID! 442 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,740 I'VE WORKED TWICE AS HARD AS HE HAS. 443 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,701 EDITOR IN CHIEF IS MY JUST REWARD. 444 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,306 LET'S MAKE THE LUNAR BOUNCE BOUNCE. 445 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,609 THE LUNAR BOUNCE! NO! 446 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,745 Cheri: SO, PHILSKY, PHILSKY! 447 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,580 THIS WAS THE SCENE EARLIER 448 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:08,875 WHEN ALISTAIR GREYSTONE SHOWED UP WITH LOBSTEE! 449 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,877 Philsky: INVIGORATING THE TEAM 450 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:14,381 AND BRINGING X ITS BIGGEST WIN EVER AGAINST GILBY. 451 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:18,385 WHAT A "FANTABULOUS" TURN OF EVENTS. 452 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:22,264 I NEVER HAD ANY DOUBT THAT OUR SAFETY PATROLLERS... 453 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,600 AND OUR RESIDENT PSYCHIC WOULD COME THROUGH. 454 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,978 DAY OR NIGHT, NIGHT OR DAY, 455 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,147 I KNOW WHO TO COUNT ON TO CRACK THE CASE. 456 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,149 WELL, YOU GUYS DID IT. 457 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,068 US? WE JUST CAUGHT THE SUSPECT. 458 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,112 YOU'RE THE HERO WHO FOUND LOBSTEE. 459 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,698 HERO? HECK, I'M NO BETTER THAN HARRISON. 460 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,241 I GOT SO CAREER CRAZY 461 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,827 THAT I SWINDLED PEOPLE TO STAY SUCCESSFUL. 462 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,745 TO BECOME WHAT I WANTED TO BE, 463 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,373 I SORT OF GAVE UP ON WHO I WANTED TO BE. 464 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,750 HEH -- I PREDICT THERE'S GONNA BE 465 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,253 A LOT LESS PREDICTING IN MY FUTURE. 466 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,630 WELL, HASTA LA BYE-BYE, OFFICERS. 467 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:56,881 SEE YA 'ROUND. 468 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,259 SO, YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS DUMB LUCK 469 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,970 THAT ALISTAIR WAS ABLE TO FIND LOBSTEE? 470 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,346 MUST HAVE BEEN. 471 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,016 I MEAN, WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE? 472 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,434 THAT HE'S REALLY... 473 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,645 NO. COURSE NOT. 474 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,023 WHY? DO YOU THINK HE'S REALLY... 475 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,900 HECK, NO. 476 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,360 [ INSECTS CHIRP ] 477 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,195 WHOO! PAPA CRACKY, LOOK OUT! 478 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,072 MY APPETITE'S SO BIG RIGHT NOW, 479 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,075 IT'S GONNA HAVE TO FOLLOW US THERE IN A SEPARATE CAR. 480 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:27,203 I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF GLAD WE RESCHEDULED DINNER TONIGHT. 481 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,748 NOTHING BEATS "FRY IT UP" FRIDAY. 482 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,166 IT'S COOL. 483 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,918 I HAVE A CARDIOLOGIST FRIEND BACK AT THE HOSPITAL 484 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:34,919 STANDING BY. 485 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,547 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 486 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,967 HOLD UP. 487 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:45,305 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET A MOVE ON. 488 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,391 YOU KNOW, HONEY, 489 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:52,228 THE ONLY GESTURE SWEETER THAN MAKING US THOSE BIBS 490 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,023 WOULD BE NOT MAKING US WEAR THEM. 491 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:58,860 [ LAUGHS ] NO DICE. NICE TRY, THOUGH. 492 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,570 IT WAS, WASN'T IT? 493 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,405 DEFINITELY. 494 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,204 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP