1 00:00:01,586 --> 00:00:03,296 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:04,649 AND NOW -- "FILLMORE." 3 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,778 TODAY'S EPISODE -- "A COLD DAY AT X." 4 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,324 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FRUSTRATING? 5 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,660 YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE YOUR OWN BUTT. 6 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,953 O'FARRELL! 7 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:19,205 I MEAN, SURE, YOU MIGHT CATCH A GLIMPSE OF IT 8 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,915 IN THE MIRROR NOW AND THEN, 9 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,709 BUT DO YOU EVER REALLY KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? 10 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:26,462 I MEAN... REALLY KNOW. 11 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:29,757 DANNY, I AM BEGGING YOU, MAN! 12 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,595 IT'S LIKE A ZEN RIDDLE -- 13 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:38,141 CAN ANY OF US EVER BE CERTAIN WE EVEN HAVE BUTTS 14 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:40,017 IF WE CAN NEVER SEE THEM? 15 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,770 SAY, FILLMORE, IF I GAVE YOU MY CAMERA, 16 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:44,355 WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE? 17 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,690 GAME ON, PEOPLE. 18 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,697 GOOD MORNING, FRANCIS. 19 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,741 PLEASE PLACE YOUR BASEBALL CARD COLLECTION 20 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:57,326 INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. 21 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,414 HOW DO I KNOW YOU'LL GIVE ME BACK MY RETAINER? 22 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:02,707 YOU DON'T. 23 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,959 Ingrid? I'M ON IT. 24 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,485 TALK TO ME, INGRID. 25 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,906 GOT HIM. 26 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,241 IT'S THE SAND BIN, EAST PARKING LOT. 27 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,331 YOU KNOW WHAT? 28 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,584 I'M GONNA PRETEND YOU DIDN'T JUST ASK ME THAT. 29 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,378 COME ON, TEHAMA -- JUST ONE PICTURE! 30 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:54,091 HEY, INGRID... 31 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,718 ARIELLA ON LINE 2. 32 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,763 WHAT UP, SIS? 33 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,264 OH, NO. HOW BAD? 34 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,476 I'LL MEET YOU HOMESIDE RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. 35 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,727 LATE. 36 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,728 EVERYTHING COOL? 37 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,063 MY DAD'S SICK. 38 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:08,898 NOTHING CRITICAL -- JUST A HEAD COLD. 39 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,983 BUT HE'S GONNA NEED AROUND-THE-CLOCK ATTENTION. 40 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:12,068 FOR A COLD? 41 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,653 OH, YEAH. HE MAY BE HEAD 42 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:15,613 OF THE MATH HISTORY DEPARTMENT AT THE UNIVERSITY, 43 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,406 BUT LAST TIME HE WASN'T FEELING WELL, 44 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:19,116 HE TRIED TO TAKE HIS TEMPERATURE 45 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,952 BY STICKING A THERMOMETER UP HIS NOSE. 46 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:21,953 SCARY. 47 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,329 FILLMORE! THIRD! 48 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,998 OUR RETAINER-NAPPER? HE'S READY TO TALK. 49 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,917 I CAN'T DO THREE MONTHS' DETENTION. 50 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,126 NO WAY. 51 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,545 SO, HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE QUID PRO QUO? 52 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:33,089 YOU FOLLOW? 53 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,507 YOU KNOCK SOME TIME OFF, 54 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,425 THEN I GIVE YOU SOME, UH, INFORMATION. 55 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:39,178 WHAT DO YOU SAY? DEPENDS ON THE INFORMATION. 56 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,681 IN TWO DAYS, MRS. CORNWALL'S GIVING 57 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,849 HER PRE-ALGEBRA FINAL, RIGHT? 58 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:44,934 TOUGH CLASS. 59 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,519 YEAH -- REAL TOUGH. 60 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,854 ONLY SOME OF HER STUDENTS ARE PLANNING TO MAKE IT 61 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:51,274 A LITTLE EASIER, IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING. 62 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,109 WHY DON'T YOU SPELL IT OUT FOR US? 63 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,777 THEY'RE GONNA STEAL THE TEST AHEAD OF TIME. 64 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,779 AND HOW DO WE KNOW THIS INFO IS LEGIT? 65 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,364 HEY, GO CHECK IT OUT, MAN. 66 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:01,951 IF I'M LYING, I'LL DO MY THREE MONTHS. 67 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,245 WE BETTER GET DOWN TO MRS. CORNWALL'S CLASS, 68 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,413 GIVE HER A HEADS-UP. 69 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,372 DO IT. 70 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,207 WITHIN ANY EQUATION, 71 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:13,421 THE VALUE OF X WILL ALWAYS REMAIN CONSTANT AND UNCHANGED. 72 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:18,509 IF IT'S 2 + X = 5, X WILL ALWAYS EQUAL 3 -- 73 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,760 ALWAYS. 74 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:21,887 THERE COULD BE A HURRICANE OUTSIDE. 75 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,807 A ROCK-'N'-ROLL BAND COULD WIN THE U.S. PRESIDENCY. 76 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,184 DOGS COULD BEGIN SPEAKING PERFECT FRENCH. 77 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:32,940 IF IT'S 2 + X = 5, X WILL ALWAYS EQUAL 3. 78 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:35,192 TAKE COMFORT IN THAT CERTAINTY. 79 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:39,113 IT WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH THIS THING CALLED ALGEBRA... 80 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,532 AND THIS THING CALLED LIFE. 81 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:46,162 NOW, I'D LIKE ALL OF YOU TO WORK ON THIS PROBLEM 82 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:49,123 FOR THE REMAINDER OF CLASS. 83 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,208 MRS. CORNWALL, I'M CORNELIUS FILLMORE, 84 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,210 AND THIS IS MY PARTNER, INGRID THIRD. 85 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,879 WE'RE FROM THE SAFETY PATROL. 86 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,881 WE APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR CLASS, 87 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,049 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT. 88 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,550 WE'VE RECEIVED INFORMATION 89 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,218 THAT A SMALL GROUP OF YOUR STUDENTS 90 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,387 ARE PLANNING TO STEAL A COPY OF YOUR FINAL. 91 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,722 INDEED? 92 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,474 THAT IS ALARMING. 93 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,392 WE'RE CONTINUING OUR INVESTIGATION. 94 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,561 IN THE MEANTIME, WE SUGGEST YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. 95 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,231 OH, I INTEND TO, OFFICERS, I ASSURE YOU. 96 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:17,902 A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, CLASS. 97 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,072 THIS IS A COPY OF TOMORROW'S EXAM, 98 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,491 COMPLETE WITH ANSWER KEY. 99 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,159 AND I ASSURE YOU, 100 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,829 IT'S EVERY BIT AS TOUGH AS YOU'RE IMAGINING. 101 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:31,624 I'LL BE KEEPING IT HERE IN MY DESK DRAWER 102 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,250 AND LEAVING IT UNLOCKED. 103 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:36,003 THIS CLASSROOM WILL ALSO REMAIN UNLOCKED 104 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:37,671 FROM NOW UNTIL THE FINAL. 105 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:41,008 ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? 106 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:44,345 VERY WELL. 107 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:47,014 THEN I'LL SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW FOR THE EXAM. 108 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:51,185 MRS. CORNWALL, YOU ASKED IF THERE WERE ANY QUESTIONS. 109 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,978 I'VE GOT ONE. 110 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,438 YOU NO DOUBT ARE WONDERING 111 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,232 WHY I JUST ANNOUNCED TO MY ENTIRE CLASS 112 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,234 WHERE THEY COULD GET THEIR HANDS ON A COPY 113 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,402 OF THE UPCOMING EXAM. 114 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:00,861 CROSSED OUR MINDS. 115 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,739 THIS IS A COPY OF THE 1956 STUDENT HANDBOOK. 116 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:07,243 THAT'S THE YEAR I GRADUATED FROM X MIDDLE SCHOOL. 117 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:10,162 IN IT YOU'LL FIND THE SCHOOL'S HONOR CODE. 118 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:11,372 HONOR CODE? 119 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,998 IT'S SOMETHING I READ TO MY CLASS 120 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,750 AT THE START OF EVERY SEMESTER. 121 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,337 "ALL STUDENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CONDUCTING 122 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:22,591 THEIR OWN ACADEMIC AFFAIRS WITH HONOR AND INTEGRITY." 123 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,718 I'M MERELY TRUSTING MY STUDENTS 124 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,929 TO FOLLOW THE CODE ON THEIR OWN. 125 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,514 AND IF THEY DON'T? 126 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:31,183 THEN THEY'LL ONLY BE CHEATING THEMSELVES, WON'T THEY? 127 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:32,726 NOT QUITE, MRS. CORNWALL. 128 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,145 WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS WHO WERE STUDYING 129 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,896 TO TAKE THE TEST STRAIGHT UP? 130 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,231 WHO'S LOOKING OUT FOR THEM? 131 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,984 CORNELIUS, HONOR IS SOMETHING EARNED, 132 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,485 NOT ENFORCED. 133 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,864 YOU HAVE TO GIVE KIDS THE CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 134 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,199 ALL DUE RESPECT, MA'AM, 135 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:49,535 BUT...IT ISN'T 1956 ANYMORE. 136 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,787 IN THIS CLASSROOM IT IS, 137 00:06:51,871 --> 00:06:53,873 AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE. 138 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:04,425 DOG! SHE'S LEAVING THE TEST WIDE OPEN. 139 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,511 Ingrid, your dad's on line 4. 140 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,138 He's trying to have lunch, 141 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,890 but he can't remember if it's a feed a cold, 142 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,850 starve a fever, or the other way around. 143 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,685 IT'S OKAY. YOU GO DEAL. 144 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,479 BUT I'M GONNA STICK AROUND. 145 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,147 I'M ON MY WAY. 146 00:07:22,902 --> 00:07:25,237 COME BACK FOR A LITTLE TUTORING? 147 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:27,156 OFFICER FILLMORE, RIGHT? 148 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,159 I SUPPOSE I COULD MAKE UP SOME EXCUSE 149 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,702 FOR WHY WE'RE HERE. 150 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,746 BUT WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH. 151 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,956 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE CARTER BURNS. 152 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,417 IF CARTER DOESN'T MAINTAIN A "B" AVERAGE, 153 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,587 HIS PARENTS DON'T LET HIM GO SKIING IN ASPEN THIS YEAR. 154 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,714 AND MAY I PRESENT BRENDA BRONSON? 155 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,716 BRENDA NEEDS TO PASS PRE-ALGEBRA 156 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,844 IF SHE WANTS TO REMAIN ELIGIBLE FOR THE SCULLING TEAM. 157 00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:50,221 AND MITCH KRAGMA -- 158 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,765 IF HE DOESN'T DO WELL ON THIS TEST, 159 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:55,226 HE LOSES HIS VIDEO-GAME PRIVILEGES. 160 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,186 MITCH LIKES HIS VIDEO GAMES... 161 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,437 A LOT. 162 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,898 AND YOU? WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? 163 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,983 MAYBE I JUST DON'T LIKE TO STUDY. 164 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,652 DOES IT REALLY MATTER? 165 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,904 THE ISSUE HERE IS THAT YOU APPEAR TO BE IN OUR WAY. 166 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,447 GET USED TO IT, BABY. 167 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:12,868 LADY...GENTLEMEN. CAN I BE OF ANY HELP? 168 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:15,079 UH...NO THANKS, MRS. CORNWALL. 169 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,747 WE WERE JUST ON OUR WAY 170 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,041 TO WATCH SOME...TRAVEL PROGRAM. 171 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,459 RIGHT, GUYS? 172 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,676 CORNELIUS. 173 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,095 THANKS, MA. I'LL MEET YOU OUT FRONT. 174 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,681 OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING MY SLEEPING BAG. 175 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:34,890 BYE. 176 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:36,934 PLANNING A LITTLE OVERNIGHT CAMPING TRIP? 177 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,270 IF I HAVE TO GUARD MRS. CORNWALL'S CLASS OVERNIGHT 178 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,063 TO MAKE SURE THE TEST STAYS LEGIT, 179 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,523 THEN THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO. 180 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,108 LISTEN, IF MRS. CORNWALL WANTS TO POST 181 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,484 THE ANSWERS TO HER TEST 182 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,027 IN FLASHING NEON ON THE BLACKBOARD, 183 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:48,404 THAT'S HER BUSINESS. 184 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,573 AND IF SOME KIDS WANNA STEAL A TEST, 185 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:51,865 THAT'S MY BUSINESS. 186 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:54,368 Fillmore, you reading me? 187 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,121 HEY, INGRID. HOW'S POPS? 188 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,290 NOT BAD. WE'RE MIXING HIM UP A BATCH 189 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,792 OF ZINC-FORTIFIED ALBONDIGAS SOUP AS WE SPEAK. 190 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,961 NEEDS A LITTLE MORE AJO. 191 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,296 How's things there? 192 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,880 NOT BAD. I'M JUST CHECKING OUT 193 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,091 THAT OLD HONOR CODE MRS. CORNWALL SHOWED US. 194 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,467 IT'S SOMETHING ELSE. 195 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,177 YOU KNOW, FILLMORE, WE'RE PARTNERS. 196 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,971 I SHOULD BE THERE BACKING YOU UP. 197 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,724 FORGET IT, INGRID. YOU'VE GOT FAMILY STUFF. 198 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,892 BESIDES, BY FIRST BELL TOMORROW, 199 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,311 THIS WILL ALL BE OVER. 200 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,520 GOOD NIGHT, FILLMORE. 201 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,064 NIGHT, INGRID. 202 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,790 THE SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED STORM SYSTEM 203 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,375 HAS PARALYZED THE REGION, 204 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:45,919 CAUSING BUSINESS AND SCHOOL CANCELLATIONS 205 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,171 ALL OVER THE STATE. 206 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,339 You there? 207 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,548 I'M HERE. 208 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,425 THE WHOLE TOWN IS SHUT DOWN -- 209 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,636 PHONE LINES, ELECTRICITY, EVERYTHING. 210 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,055 NOTHING IS MOVING, NOT EVEN THE PLOWS. 211 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,807 Looks like you've got a solo school day on your hands. 212 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,267 NOT QUITE. 213 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:19,078 GUYS, WE'RE IN A LITTLE BIT OF A RUSH. 214 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,954 GET THE TEST. 215 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,834 IT'S NOT HERE! 216 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,837 WHAT? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! 217 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,131 I SAY...LOOK AT THIS! 218 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,424 FILLMORE. 219 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,718 I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN! 220 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,928 I KNEW IT! 221 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,513 CALM YOURSELF. 222 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,598 I DIDN'T SEE ANY TRACKS LEADING AWAY FROM THE SCHOOL. 223 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,016 HUH. HE NEVER LEFT. 224 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,644 AND WITH THAT STORM GETTING WORSE, 225 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:47,147 HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, AND NEITHER IS THE TEST. 226 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,816 WE'LL SIMPLY SEARCH THE ENTIRE -- 227 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:53,404 HEY, GEORGE, I SUGGEST YOU AND YOUR CREW GO HOME AND CRACK THE BOOKS. 228 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,155 YOU'VE STILL GOT SOME TIME TO STUDY. 229 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,449 YOU WANNA STAY HERE AND DANCE, THAT'S FINE. 230 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,034 BUT YOU GETTING THE ANSWER SHEET -- 231 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:00,536 THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. 232 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,538 RAYCLIFF'S OFFICE! MOVE! 233 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,590 THERE! THERE! 234 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,440 I SAY, CAN'T WE SIMPLY PAY THIS FILLMORE FELLOW 235 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,941 TO GIVE US WHAT WE WANT? 236 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,610 HE SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT GUARDING THAT TEST. 237 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,488 DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO CAN BE BOUGHT? 238 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,823 NOW FLUSH HIM OUT! 239 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,913 LISTEN UP, FILLMORE. 240 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,999 YOU CAN WALK OUT OF HERE. 241 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,126 ALL WE WANT IS THE TEST. 242 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,222 THIS WAY. 243 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:03,807 UGH! 244 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,897 HE'S HERE... 245 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,356 THERE... 246 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,192 EVERYWHERE! 247 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,945 I S-SAY... ARE WE HUNTING HIM, 248 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:19,364 OR IS HE HUNTING US? 249 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,365 SHH! 250 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,170 YOU'RE TRAPPED, FILLMORE. 251 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,297 NOW, WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY... 252 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,715 OR THE HARD WAY. 253 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,967 SPEAKING OF THE HARD WAY, I GOT A QUESTION. 254 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:40,636 OH? AND WHAT'S THAT? 255 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,806 ALL THIS EFFORT YOU'RE PUTTING INTO STEALING THAT TEST -- 256 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,433 I MEAN, WHY NOT JUST USE THE SNOW DAY TO STUDY 257 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,684 AND TAKE IT LEGIT? 258 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,229 SPARE US THE SERMONS, FILLMORE! 259 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,022 YOU'VE GOT NO WAY OUT. 260 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,986 Ingrid, can you hear me? 261 00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,696 FILLMORE, HOW'S IT GOING? 262 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,491 NOT SO GOOD. THEY GOT ME CORNERED IN THE NURSERY. 263 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,660 UM...CAN I COME OUT NOW? 264 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,662 FIVE MORE MINUTES, DAD. 265 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,705 SIT TIGHT, FILLMORE. 266 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,124 I'M ON THE LANDSCAPING SOCIETY'S WEB PAGE, 267 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,168 ACCESSING THE GREENHOUSE BLUEPRINTS NOW. 268 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,170 CRACKERS! THERE'S A WARM-AIR VENTILATION DUCT 269 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,964 IN THE EXOTIC TROPICALS SECTION. 270 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,173 WHERE ARE YOU NOW? 271 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,383 TENDER PERENNIALS. 272 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,676 CAN YOU MAKE IT? 273 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,386 I'LL HAVE TO. FILLMORE OUT. 274 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,221 GOOD LUCK. INGRID OUT. 275 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,056 CAN I COME OUT NOW? 276 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,183 AHOY! 277 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,310 THERE HE IS! 278 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:40,028 WHERE'D HE GO? WHERE'D HE GO?! 279 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,947 UGH! UGH! 280 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:48,745 HMM...THE SCHOOL ARCHIVES. 281 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,797 CHECK OUT MRS. CORNWALL BACK IN THE DAY. 282 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,016 HEY, MR. FISH, I'M ON LEVEL 28. 283 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,267 NOT BAD, HUH? 284 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,685 MY WORD! 285 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,146 THIS IS AN ENTIRE ROLL OF FILM 286 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,981 OF SOME FELLOW'S POSTERIOR. 287 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,234 IT LOOKS LIKE HE TOOK THEM ALL HIMSELF. 288 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,694 KEEP LOOKING! 289 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,738 FILLMORE HAD HELP GETTING OUT OF THAT GREENHOUSE. 290 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656 HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT. 291 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,451 It happened in 1955, 292 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,329 when Mrs. Cornwall was in seventh grade. 293 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,915 SHE WAS TAKING A MAKEUP TEST ALONE IN THE CLASS. 294 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,374 AFTER SHE TURNED IT IN, 295 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,043 THE TEACHER REALIZED HE HAD LEFT 296 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,669 ALL THE ANSWERS WRITTEN ON THE BLACKBOARD. 297 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,171 SO HERE'S THE KICKER -- 298 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,590 MRS. CORNWALL GOT A "C" ON THAT TEST. 299 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,092 SHE HAD THE ANSWERS STARING HER RIGHT IN THE FACE, 300 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,928 AND SHE STILL TOOK THE TEST STRAIGHT UP. 301 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,429 Wow, Fillmore. 302 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,848 I GUESS MRS. CORNWALL DOESN'T JUST TALK THE TALK. 303 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:50,974 YEAH. 304 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,726 HOW'S THINGS WITH YOUR DAD GOING? 305 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,519 WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE. 306 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,979 HE'S CONTAGIOUS. 307 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,022 AH-CHOO! 308 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,106 Bless you. 309 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,441 THANK YOU. 310 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,193 I'M GONNA GO FIX THEM SOME LUNCH NOW. 311 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,611 SOUNDS GOOD. 312 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,280 I'M GONNA HIT THE EAST WING VENDING MACHINES. 313 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,949 INGRID, HELP ME OUT. 314 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,034 I GOT IT NARROWED DOWN BETWEEN THE FUN CAKE 315 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,536 AND THE CRUNCH BAR. I -- 316 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,290 UH... 317 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,084 ANY OF YOU GOT CHANGE FOR $1? 318 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,044 FILLMORE, DO YOU READ ME? 319 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,629 I'm sorry, Ingrid, 320 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,965 BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR PARTNER IS GOING TO BE BUSY 321 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,383 TUTORING US IN PRE-ALGEBRA. 322 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,809 I'M TELLING YOU, WE SEARCHED HIM. 323 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,394 HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TEST! 324 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,854 HE MUST HAVE STASHED IT SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL. 325 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,315 I'VE WORKED TOO HARD NOT TO ACE THAT FINAL. 326 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,150 WE'LL SIMPLY KEEP FILLMORE HERE 327 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,111 UNTIL WE FIND THE TEST OURSELVES. 328 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,113 MITCH, STAY HERE AND KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. 329 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,614 ME? BY MYSELF? 330 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,199 WHY NOT CARTER? 331 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,867 W-WHY NOT BRENDA? 332 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:51,952 JUST DO IT. 333 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,089 A HERO SHALL RISE. 334 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,594 I WISH I HAD A FISH I COULD TALK TO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS. 335 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:13,223 I MEAN, MR. FISH, JOEY HAS NO GAMING SKILLS. 336 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,725 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 337 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,393 HE'S HYPERSPACE HAPPY. 338 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,812 AND HE THINKS HE'S ALL THAT JUST 'CAUSE HE FOUND 339 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,731 THAT SECRET LEVEL IN THE CASTLE. 340 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,445 AAH! 341 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,741 INGRID! 342 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:36,121 HEY, WAIT! 343 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,509 HE -- HE GOT AWAY! 344 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,138 THERE HE IS! 345 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:13,366 INGRID, IT'S ME. I'M HEADING HOME. 346 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,412 WE DON'T HAVE THE TEST... 347 00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,247 WE DON'T HAVE FILLMORE... 348 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,500 WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!! 349 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,758 Officer Fillmore... 350 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,053 you're not dreaming of leaving the party so soon, are you? 351 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,972 HEY, GEORGE, ANY LUCK FINDING THE TEST? 352 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,974 I'M NOT GOING TO NEED TO FIND THE TEST. 353 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,768 YOU'RE GOING TO BRING IT TO ME. 354 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,895 YEAH? AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 355 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,898 Why? Because the freezing temperature of water 356 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,234 is 32 degrees Fahrenheit, Officer. 357 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,694 I FIGURE IT'LL TAKE, UH... ABOUT AN HOUR 358 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,572 FOR THE WATER IN YOUR FISHBOWL TO FREEZE SOLID. 359 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,742 SO I SUGGEST WE MEET FOR A LITTLE EXCHANGE 360 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:59,246 BEFORE YOUR PRECIOUS PET BECOMES A FROZEN FISH STICK. 361 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,505 GEORGE, UH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 362 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,924 PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST GO HOME. 363 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:14,010 I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. I JUST KNEW IT. 364 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,637 Okay. Let's do this. 365 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,515 YOU KNOW THE BRIDGE ON EAST CAMPUS? 366 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,684 MEET US THERE IN 10 MINUTES. 367 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,653 HAND OVER THE TEST, FILLMORE. 368 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:35,907 GEORGE, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR REASON FOR BEING HERE. 369 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,117 ALL RIGHT. 370 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,910 I THINK YOU DESERVE THAT MUCH. 371 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,037 I'VE EARNED AN "A" ON THAT FINAL, 372 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,330 PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 373 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,457 I'VE SPENT THIS ENTIRE SEMESTER 374 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,002 WORKING MY TAIL OFF FOR MRS. CORNWALL. 375 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,545 I DID ALL MY HOMEWORK, 376 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,964 READ EVERY CHAPTER OVER AND OVER, 377 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,884 AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY AVERAGE IS RIGHT NOW? 378 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,719 AFTER ALL THAT WORK, A "C." 379 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,012 A LOUSY "C"! 380 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,763 MAYBE, BUT IT'S AN HONEST "C." 381 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,891 AND YEARS FROM NOW, WHEN WE'RE ALL JUST 382 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,226 DUSTY BLACK-AND-WHITE PHOTOS IN SOME YEARBOOK, 383 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,103 THAT HONEST "C" IS GONNA BE WORTH 384 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,563 MORE THAN THAT BOGUS "A," 385 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,273 BECAUSE IT WILL MEAN THAT YOU EARNED 386 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,192 SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT -- HONOR, MAN. 387 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:13,528 FILLMORE, I DON'T DEAL IN "YEARS FROM NOW." 388 00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,405 I DEAL IN "RIGHT NOW" -- 389 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,325 AS IN, "GIVE US THE TEST RIGHT NOW." 390 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,702 FIRST, HAND OVER THE FISH. 391 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,414 MR. FISH! 392 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,625 NO-O-O-O-O! 393 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,713 HIS NAME'S MILES. 394 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,174 I'LL GET WATER. I'LL GET WATER! 395 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,634 I SHAN'T SNOWBOARD 396 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,637 WITH THE BLOOD OF AN INNOCENT ON MY HANDS! 397 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,103 WE'VE GOTTA GET HIM INSIDE. 398 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,568 HE'S GONNA BE OKAY. 399 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,028 WELL, FILLMORE, 400 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,906 IT'S BEEN...INTERESTING. 401 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,908 I GUESS WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 402 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,076 HOLD UP. 403 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,328 I WASN'T EXACTLY BEING HONORABLE 404 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,746 ON THAT BRIDGE MYSELF. 405 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,581 I WASN'T GIVING YOU A CHOICE. 406 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,749 I WAS WRONG. 407 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:08,833 THE ANSWER SHEET? 408 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,293 THE ANSWER SHEET. 409 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,420 THERE IT IS -- YOURS TO TAKE. 410 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,756 NO INTERFERENCE, NO JUDGMENTS. 411 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,509 YOU CAN CHOOSE RIGHT NOW WHAT YOU WANT -- 412 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,927 WHO YOU WANNA BE. 413 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,054 ALL I KNOW IS, I FEEL BETTER RIGHT NOW 414 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,431 JUST FOR BEING STRAIGHT UP WITH YOU GUYS. 415 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,016 NOW I'M GONNA TURN AROUND. 416 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,895 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU, 417 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,940 BUT I DON'T THINK I NEED THAT ANYMORE. 418 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,901 HEY, GEORGE, HOW ABOUT A STUDY GROUP? 419 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,279 I'LL HAVE MY FAMILY CHEF WHIP UP 420 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,572 VARIOUS FINGER FOODS. HMM? HMM? 421 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,744 HEY, INGRID, SO HOW ARE YOUR PATIENTS DOING? 422 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,289 BETTER -- JUST ONE PROBLEM. 423 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,874 AH...AH...AH... 424 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,167 CHOO! 425 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,003 OH, SNAPS! 426 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,505 YEAH. LOOK, FILLMORE... 427 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,632 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WITH YOU TODAY. 428 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,135 HEY...YOU WERE HERE. 429 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,804 Feel better, Ingrid. Fillmore out. 430 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,099 AH, CORNELIUS. 431 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,560 I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT BE LURKING ABOUT. 432 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,020 HEY...MRS. CORNWALL. 433 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,480 SOME ROUGH WEATHER OUT THERE, HUH? 434 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,773 OH, POOH. 435 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,026 BACK IN MY DAY, IT WOULD TAKE AN ICE AGE 436 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,737 BEFORE THE ADMINISTRATION WOULD DECLARE A SNOW DAY. 437 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,323 YOU SEE, CORNELIUS? STILL RIGHT HERE -- 438 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:22,741 SAFE AND SOUND. 439 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,660 MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST THAT KIDS HAVE 440 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,997 A TREMENDOUS CAPACITY FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING 441 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,208 WHEN THEY'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE THE CHOICE THEMSELVES. 442 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,544 MAYBE, MRS. CORNWALL. 443 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,795 MAYBE. 444 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:39,049 SO, YOU'VE HAD A SCHOOL DAY TO YOURSELF -- 445 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,134 NO TEACHERS, NO CLASSMATES. 446 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,428 DID YOU MANAGE TO LEARN ANYTHING TODAY? 447 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:44,929 YEAH, I DID -- 448 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,266 THE VALUE OF X REMAINS CONSTANT. 449 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,857 YES... 450 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,942 INDEED IT DOES. 451 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,997 THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND ABC, INC. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY