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FILLMORE.
I'M ON IT.

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[ SIREN WAILS ]

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[ SIREN WAILS ]

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AND NOW -- "FILLMORE."

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TODAY'S EPISODE --
"A COLD DAY AT X."

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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FRUSTRATING?

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YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE
YOUR OWN BUTT.

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O'FARRELL!

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I MEAN, SURE, YOU MIGHT
CATCH A GLIMPSE OF IT

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IN THE MIRROR NOW AND THEN,

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BUT DO YOU EVER REALLY KNOW
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE?

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I MEAN...
REALLY KNOW.

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DANNY,
I AM BEGGING YOU, MAN!

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IT'S LIKE A ZEN RIDDLE --

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CAN ANY OF US EVER BE
CERTAIN WE EVEN HAVE BUTTS

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IF WE CAN NEVER SEE THEM?

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SAY, FILLMORE,
IF I GAVE YOU MY CAMERA,

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WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE?

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GAME ON, PEOPLE.

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GOOD MORNING, FRANCIS.

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PLEASE PLACE YOUR
BASEBALL CARD COLLECTION

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INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK.

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HOW DO I KNOW YOU'LL GIVE ME
BACK MY RETAINER?

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YOU DON'T.

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Ingrid?
I'M ON IT.

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TALK TO ME, INGRID.

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GOT HIM.

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IT'S THE SAND BIN,
EAST PARKING LOT.

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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'M GONNA PRETEND YOU DIDN'T
JUST ASK ME THAT.

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COME ON, TEHAMA --
JUST ONE PICTURE!

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[ MOTOR SHUTS OFF ]

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HEY, INGRID...

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ARIELLA ON LINE 2.

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WHAT UP, SIS?

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OH, NO. HOW BAD?

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I'LL MEET YOU HOMESIDE
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.

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LATE.

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EVERYTHING COOL?

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MY DAD'S SICK.

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NOTHING CRITICAL --
JUST A HEAD COLD.

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BUT HE'S GONNA NEED
AROUND-THE-CLOCK ATTENTION.

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FOR A COLD?

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OH, YEAH. HE MAY BE HEAD

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OF THE MATH HISTORY DEPARTMENT
AT THE UNIVERSITY,

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BUT LAST TIME
HE WASN'T FEELING WELL,

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HE TRIED TO TAKE
HIS TEMPERATURE

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BY STICKING A THERMOMETER
UP HIS NOSE.

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SCARY.

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FILLMORE! THIRD!

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OUR RETAINER-NAPPER?
HE'S READY TO TALK.

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I CAN'T DO
THREE MONTHS' DETENTION.

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NO WAY.

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SO, HOW'S ABOUT
A LITTLE QUID PRO QUO?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU FOLLOW?

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YOU KNOCK SOME TIME OFF,

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THEN I GIVE YOU
SOME, UH, INFORMATION.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
DEPENDS ON THE INFORMATION.

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IN TWO DAYS,
MRS. CORNWALL'S GIVING

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HER PRE-ALGEBRA FINAL,
RIGHT?

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TOUGH CLASS.

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YEAH -- REAL TOUGH.

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ONLY SOME OF HER STUDENTS
ARE PLANNING TO MAKE IT

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A LITTLE EASIER,
IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING.

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WHY DON'T YOU SPELL IT OUT
FOR US?

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THEY'RE GONNA STEAL THE TEST
AHEAD OF TIME.

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AND HOW DO WE KNOW
THIS INFO IS LEGIT?

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HEY, GO CHECK IT OUT, MAN.

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IF I'M LYING,
I'LL DO MY THREE MONTHS.

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WE BETTER GET DOWN
TO MRS. CORNWALL'S CLASS,

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GIVE HER A HEADS-UP.

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DO IT.

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WITHIN ANY EQUATION,

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THE VALUE OF X WILL ALWAYS
REMAIN CONSTANT AND UNCHANGED.

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IF IT'S 2 + X = 5,
X WILL ALWAYS EQUAL 3 --

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ALWAYS.

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THERE COULD BE
A HURRICANE OUTSIDE.

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A ROCK-'N'-ROLL BAND
COULD WIN THE U.S. PRESIDENCY.

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DOGS COULD BEGIN SPEAKING
PERFECT FRENCH.

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IF IT'S 2 + X = 5,
X WILL ALWAYS EQUAL 3.

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TAKE COMFORT
IN THAT CERTAINTY.

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IT WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH
THIS THING CALLED ALGEBRA...

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AND THIS THING CALLED LIFE.

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NOW, I'D LIKE ALL OF YOU
TO WORK ON THIS PROBLEM

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FOR THE REMAINDER OF CLASS.

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MRS. CORNWALL,
I'M CORNELIUS FILLMORE,

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AND THIS IS MY PARTNER,
INGRID THIRD.

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WE'RE FROM
THE SAFETY PATROL.

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WE APOLOGIZE
FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR CLASS,

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BUT IT'S IMPORTANT.

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WE'VE RECEIVED INFORMATION

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THAT A SMALL GROUP
OF YOUR STUDENTS

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ARE PLANNING TO STEAL
A COPY OF YOUR FINAL.

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INDEED?

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THAT IS ALARMING.

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WE'RE CONTINUING
OUR INVESTIGATION.

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IN THE MEANTIME, WE SUGGEST
YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

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OH, I INTEND TO, OFFICERS,
I ASSURE YOU.

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[ BELL RINGS ]

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A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, CLASS.

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THIS IS A COPY
OF TOMORROW'S EXAM,

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COMPLETE WITH ANSWER KEY.

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AND I ASSURE YOU,

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IT'S EVERY BIT AS TOUGH
AS YOU'RE IMAGINING.

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I'LL BE KEEPING IT HERE
IN MY DESK DRAWER

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AND LEAVING IT UNLOCKED.

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THIS CLASSROOM
WILL ALSO REMAIN UNLOCKED

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FROM NOW UNTIL THE FINAL.

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ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

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VERY WELL.

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THEN I'LL SEE YOU ALL
TOMORROW FOR THE EXAM.

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MRS. CORNWALL, YOU ASKED
IF THERE WERE ANY QUESTIONS.

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I'VE GOT ONE.

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YOU NO DOUBT ARE WONDERING

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WHY I JUST ANNOUNCED
TO MY ENTIRE CLASS

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WHERE THEY COULD GET
THEIR HANDS ON A COPY

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OF THE UPCOMING EXAM.

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CROSSED OUR MINDS.

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THIS IS A COPY
OF THE 1956 STUDENT HANDBOOK.

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THAT'S THE YEAR I GRADUATED
FROM X MIDDLE SCHOOL.

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IN IT YOU'LL FIND
THE SCHOOL'S HONOR CODE.

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HONOR CODE?

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IT'S SOMETHING I READ
TO MY CLASS

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AT THE START
OF EVERY SEMESTER.

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"ALL STUDENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR CONDUCTING

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THEIR OWN ACADEMIC AFFAIRS
WITH HONOR AND INTEGRITY."

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I'M MERELY TRUSTING
MY STUDENTS

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TO FOLLOW THE CODE
ON THEIR OWN.

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AND IF THEY DON'T?

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THEN THEY'LL ONLY BE CHEATING
THEMSELVES, WON'T THEY?

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NOT QUITE, MRS. CORNWALL.

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WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS
WHO WERE STUDYING

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TO TAKE THE TEST
STRAIGHT UP?

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WHO'S LOOKING OUT FOR THEM?

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CORNELIUS,
HONOR IS SOMETHING EARNED,

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NOT ENFORCED.

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YOU HAVE TO GIVE KIDS THE
CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

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ALL DUE RESPECT, MA'AM,

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BUT...IT ISN'T 1956 ANYMORE.

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IN THIS CLASSROOM IT IS,

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AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE.

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[ RINGS ]

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DOG! SHE'S LEAVING
THE TEST WIDE OPEN.

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Vallejo: Ingrid,
your dad's on line 4.

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He's trying to have lunch,

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but he can't remember
if it's a feed a cold,

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starve a fever,
or the other way around.

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IT'S OKAY.
YOU GO DEAL.

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BUT I'M GONNA STICK AROUND.

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I'M ON MY WAY.

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COME BACK FOR
A LITTLE TUTORING?

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OFFICER FILLMORE, RIGHT?

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I SUPPOSE
I COULD MAKE UP SOME EXCUSE

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FOR WHY WE'RE HERE.

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BUT WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH.

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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
CARTER BURNS.

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IF CARTER DOESN'T MAINTAIN
A "B" AVERAGE,

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HIS PARENTS DON'T LET HIM GO
SKIING IN ASPEN THIS YEAR.

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AND MAY I PRESENT
BRENDA BRONSON?

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BRENDA NEEDS TO PASS
PRE-ALGEBRA

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IF SHE WANTS TO REMAIN ELIGIBLE
FOR THE SCULLING TEAM.

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AND MITCH KRAGMA --

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IF HE DOESN'T DO WELL
ON THIS TEST,

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HE LOSES
HIS VIDEO-GAME PRIVILEGES.

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MITCH LIKES
HIS VIDEO GAMES...

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A LOT.

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AND YOU?
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

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MAYBE I JUST DON'T LIKE
TO STUDY.

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DOES IT REALLY MATTER?

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THE ISSUE HERE IS THAT
YOU APPEAR TO BE IN OUR WAY.

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GET USED TO IT, BABY.

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LADY...GENTLEMEN.
CAN I BE OF ANY HELP?

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UH...NO THANKS,
MRS. CORNWALL.

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WE WERE JUST ON OUR WAY

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TO WATCH
SOME...TRAVEL PROGRAM.

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RIGHT, GUYS?

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CORNELIUS.

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THANKS, MA.
I'LL MEET YOU OUT FRONT.

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OH, AND DON'T FORGET
TO BRING MY SLEEPING BAG.

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BYE.

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PLANNING A LITTLE
OVERNIGHT CAMPING TRIP?

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IF I HAVE TO GUARD
MRS. CORNWALL'S CLASS OVERNIGHT

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TO MAKE SURE THE TEST
STAYS LEGIT,

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THEN THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.

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LISTEN, IF MRS. CORNWALL
WANTS TO POST

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THE ANSWERS TO HER TEST

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IN FLASHING NEON
ON THE BLACKBOARD,

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THAT'S HER BUSINESS.

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AND IF SOME KIDS
WANNA STEAL A TEST,

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THAT'S MY BUSINESS.

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Fillmore, you reading me?

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HEY, INGRID.
HOW'S POPS?

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NOT BAD.
WE'RE MIXING HIM UP A BATCH

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OF ZINC-FORTIFIED
ALBONDIGAS SOUP AS WE SPEAK.

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00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,961
[ SLURPS ]
NEEDS A LITTLE MORE AJO.

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00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,296
How's things there?

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NOT BAD.
I'M JUST CHECKING OUT

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THAT OLD HONOR CODE
MRS. CORNWALL SHOWED US.

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IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.

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YOU KNOW, FILLMORE,
WE'RE PARTNERS.

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00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,971
I SHOULD BE THERE
BACKING YOU UP.

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FORGET IT, INGRID.
YOU'VE GOT FAMILY STUFF.

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BESIDES,
BY FIRST BELL TOMORROW,

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THIS WILL ALL BE OVER.

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GOOD NIGHT, FILLMORE.

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[ YAWNS ]
NIGHT, INGRID.

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[ RINGS ]

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THE SUDDEN
AND UNEXPECTED STORM SYSTEM

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HAS PARALYZED THE REGION,

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CAUSING BUSINESS
AND SCHOOL CANCELLATIONS

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ALL OVER THE STATE.

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You there?

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I'M HERE.

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00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,425
THE WHOLE TOWN
IS SHUT DOWN --

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PHONE LINES, ELECTRICITY,
EVERYTHING.

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NOTHING IS MOVING,
NOT EVEN THE PLOWS.

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Looks like you've got a solo
school day on your hands.

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NOT QUITE.

220
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:19,078
GUYS, WE'RE IN A LITTLE BIT
OF A RUSH.

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GET THE TEST.

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00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,834
IT'S NOT HERE!

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00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,837
WHAT?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

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00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,131
I SAY...LOOK AT THIS!

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FILLMORE.

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00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,718
I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS
WAS GONNA HAPPEN!

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00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,928
I KNEW IT!

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00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,513
CALM YOURSELF.

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I DIDN'T SEE ANY TRACKS
LEADING AWAY FROM THE SCHOOL.

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HUH. HE NEVER LEFT.

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00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,644
AND WITH THAT STORM
GETTING WORSE,

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HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE,
AND NEITHER IS THE TEST.

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WE'LL SIMPLY SEARCH
THE ENTIRE --

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[ FEEDBACK ]

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HEY, GEORGE, I SUGGEST YOU
AND YOUR CREW GO HOME
AND CRACK THE BOOKS.

236
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,155
YOU'VE STILL GOT
SOME TIME TO STUDY.

237
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,449
YOU WANNA STAY HERE AND DANCE,
THAT'S FINE.

238
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,034
BUT YOU GETTING
THE ANSWER SHEET --

239
00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:00,536
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.

240
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,538
RAYCLIFF'S OFFICE!
MOVE!

241
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,210
[ SQUEAKING ]

242
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,590
THERE! THERE!

243
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,440
I SAY, CAN'T WE SIMPLY PAY
THIS FILLMORE FELLOW

244
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,941
TO GIVE US WHAT WE WANT?

245
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,610
HE SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT
GUARDING THAT TEST.

246
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,488
DOES THAT SOUND LIKE
SOMEONE WHO CAN BE BOUGHT?

247
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,823
NOW FLUSH HIM OUT!

248
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,913
LISTEN UP, FILLMORE.

249
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,999
YOU CAN WALK OUT OF HERE.

250
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,126
ALL WE WANT IS THE TEST.

251
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,007
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

252
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,222
THIS WAY.

253
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:03,807
UGH!

254
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,897
HE'S HERE...

255
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,356
THERE...

256
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,192
EVERYWHERE!

257
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,945
I S-SAY...
ARE WE HUNTING HIM,

258
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:19,364
OR IS HE HUNTING US?

259
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,365
SHH!

260
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,284
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

261
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,827
[ RUSTLING ]

262
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,170
YOU'RE TRAPPED, FILLMORE.

263
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,297
NOW, WE CAN DO THIS
THE EASY WAY...

264
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,715
OR THE HARD WAY.

265
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,967
SPEAKING OF THE HARD WAY,
I GOT A QUESTION.

266
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:40,636
OH? AND WHAT'S THAT?

267
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,806
ALL THIS EFFORT YOU'RE PUTTING
INTO STEALING THAT TEST --

268
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,433
I MEAN, WHY NOT JUST USE
THE SNOW DAY TO STUDY

269
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,684
AND TAKE IT LEGIT?

270
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,229
SPARE US THE SERMONS,
FILLMORE!

271
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,022
YOU'VE GOT NO WAY OUT.

272
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,986
Ingrid, can you hear me?

273
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,696
FILLMORE, HOW'S IT GOING?

274
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,491
NOT SO GOOD.
THEY GOT ME CORNERED
IN THE NURSERY.

275
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,660
UM...CAN I COME OUT NOW?

276
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,662
FIVE MORE MINUTES, DAD.

277
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,705
SIT TIGHT, FILLMORE.

278
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,124
I'M ON THE LANDSCAPING
SOCIETY'S WEB PAGE,

279
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,168
ACCESSING THE GREENHOUSE
BLUEPRINTS NOW.

280
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,170
CRACKERS! THERE'S
A WARM-AIR VENTILATION DUCT

281
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,964
IN THE EXOTIC TROPICALS
SECTION.

282
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,173
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

283
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,383
TENDER PERENNIALS.

284
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,676
CAN YOU MAKE IT?

285
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,386
I'LL HAVE TO.
FILLMORE OUT.

286
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,221
GOOD LUCK.
INGRID OUT.

287
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,056
CAN I COME OUT NOW?

288
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,183
AHOY!

289
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,310
THERE HE IS!

290
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:40,028
WHERE'D HE GO?
WHERE'D HE GO?!

291
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,947
UGH! UGH!

292
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:48,745
HMM...THE SCHOOL ARCHIVES.

293
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,797
CHECK OUT MRS. CORNWALL
BACK IN THE DAY.

294
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,016
HEY, MR. FISH,
I'M ON LEVEL 28.

295
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,267
NOT BAD, HUH?

296
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,685
MY WORD!

297
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,146
THIS IS AN ENTIRE ROLL
OF FILM

298
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,981
OF SOME FELLOW'S POSTERIOR.

299
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,234
IT LOOKS LIKE
HE TOOK THEM ALL HIMSELF.

300
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,694
KEEP LOOKING!

301
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,738
FILLMORE HAD HELP GETTING
OUT OF THAT GREENHOUSE.

302
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656
HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.

303
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,451
It happened in 1955,

304
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,329
when Mrs. Cornwall was
in seventh grade.

305
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,915
SHE WAS TAKING A MAKEUP TEST
ALONE IN THE CLASS.

306
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,374
AFTER SHE TURNED IT IN,

307
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,043
THE TEACHER REALIZED HE HAD LEFT

308
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,669
ALL THE ANSWERS
WRITTEN ON THE BLACKBOARD.

309
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,171
SO HERE'S THE KICKER --

310
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,590
MRS. CORNWALL GOT A "C"
ON THAT TEST.

311
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,092
SHE HAD THE ANSWERS STARING HER
RIGHT IN THE FACE,

312
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,928
AND SHE STILL TOOK THE TEST
STRAIGHT UP.

313
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,429
Wow, Fillmore.

314
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,848
I GUESS MRS. CORNWALL
DOESN'T JUST TALK THE TALK.

315
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:50,974
YEAH.

316
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,726
HOW'S THINGS
WITH YOUR DAD GOING?

317
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,519
WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE.

318
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,979
HE'S CONTAGIOUS.

319
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,022
AH-CHOO!

320
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,106
Bless you.

321
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,441
THANK YOU.

322
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,193
I'M GONNA GO FIX THEM
SOME LUNCH NOW.

323
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,611
SOUNDS GOOD.

324
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,280
I'M GONNA HIT THE EAST WING
VENDING MACHINES.

325
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,949
INGRID, HELP ME OUT.

326
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,034
I GOT IT NARROWED DOWN
BETWEEN THE FUN CAKE

327
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,536
[ Echoing ]
AND THE CRUNCH BAR. I --

328
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,290
UH...

329
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,084
ANY OF YOU GOT CHANGE
FOR $1?

330
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,044
FILLMORE, DO YOU READ ME?

331
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,629
I'm sorry, Ingrid,

332
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,965
BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR PARTNER
IS GOING TO BE BUSY

333
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,383
TUTORING US IN PRE-ALGEBRA.

334
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,809
I'M TELLING YOU,
WE SEARCHED HIM.

335
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,394
HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TEST!

336
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,854
HE MUST HAVE STASHED IT
SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL.

337
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,315
I'VE WORKED TOO HARD
NOT TO ACE THAT FINAL.

338
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,150
WE'LL SIMPLY KEEP
FILLMORE HERE

339
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,111
UNTIL WE FIND THE TEST
OURSELVES.

340
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,113
MITCH, STAY HERE
AND KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

341
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,614
ME? BY MYSELF?

342
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,199
WHY NOT CARTER?

343
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,867
W-WHY NOT BRENDA?

344
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:51,952
JUST DO IT.

345
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,089
A HERO SHALL RISE.

346
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,594
I WISH I HAD A FISH
I COULD TALK TO
ABOUT MY PROBLEMS.

347
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:13,223
I MEAN, MR. FISH,
JOEY HAS NO GAMING SKILLS.

348
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,725
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

349
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,393
HE'S HYPERSPACE HAPPY.

350
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,812
AND HE THINKS HE'S ALL THAT
JUST 'CAUSE HE FOUND

351
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,731
THAT SECRET LEVEL
IN THE CASTLE.

352
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,445
[ GASPS ] AAH!

353
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,155
[ SQUEAKING ]

354
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,741
INGRID!

355
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:36,121
HEY, WAIT!

356
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,674
[ PANTING ]

357
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,509
HE -- HE GOT AWAY!

358
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,138
THERE HE IS!

359
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:13,366
INGRID, IT'S ME.
I'M HEADING HOME.

360
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,412
WE DON'T HAVE THE TEST...

361
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,247
WE DON'T HAVE FILLMORE...

362
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,500
WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!!

363
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,758
Officer Fillmore...

364
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,053
you're not dreaming of leaving
the party so soon, are you?

365
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,972
HEY, GEORGE, ANY LUCK
FINDING THE TEST?

366
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,974
I'M NOT GOING TO NEED
TO FIND THE TEST.

367
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,768
YOU'RE GOING TO BRING IT
TO ME.

368
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,895
YEAH?
AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

369
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,898
Why? Because the freezing
temperature of water

370
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,234
is 32 degrees Fahrenheit,
Officer.

371
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,694
I FIGURE IT'LL TAKE, UH...
ABOUT AN HOUR

372
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,572
FOR THE WATER IN YOUR
FISHBOWL TO FREEZE SOLID.

373
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,742
SO I SUGGEST WE MEET
FOR A LITTLE EXCHANGE

374
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:59,246
BEFORE YOUR PRECIOUS PET
BECOMES A FROZEN FISH STICK.

375
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,505
GEORGE, UH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS.

376
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,924
PERHAPS WE SHOULD
JUST GO HOME.

377
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:14,010
I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
I JUST KNEW IT.

378
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,637
Okay. Let's do this.

379
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,515
YOU KNOW THE BRIDGE
ON EAST CAMPUS?

380
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,684
MEET US THERE IN 10 MINUTES.

381
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,653
HAND OVER THE TEST,
FILLMORE.

382
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:35,907
GEORGE, YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOUR REASON FOR BEING HERE.

383
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,117
ALL RIGHT.

384
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,910
I THINK YOU DESERVE
THAT MUCH.

385
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,037
I'VE EARNED AN "A"
ON THAT FINAL,

386
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,330
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

387
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,457
I'VE SPENT
THIS ENTIRE SEMESTER

388
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,002
WORKING MY TAIL OFF
FOR MRS. CORNWALL.

389
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,545
I DID ALL MY HOMEWORK,

390
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,964
READ EVERY CHAPTER
OVER AND OVER,

391
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,884
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
MY AVERAGE IS RIGHT NOW?

392
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,719
AFTER ALL THAT WORK, A "C."

393
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,012
A LOUSY "C"!

394
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,763
MAYBE,
BUT IT'S AN HONEST "C."

395
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,891
AND YEARS FROM NOW,
WHEN WE'RE ALL JUST

396
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,226
DUSTY BLACK-AND-WHITE PHOTOS
IN SOME YEARBOOK,

397
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,103
THAT HONEST "C"
IS GONNA BE WORTH

398
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,563
MORE THAN THAT BOGUS "A,"

399
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,273
BECAUSE IT WILL MEAN
THAT YOU EARNED

400
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,192
SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT --
HONOR, MAN.

401
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:13,528
FILLMORE, I DON'T DEAL IN
"YEARS FROM NOW."

402
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,405
I DEAL IN "RIGHT NOW" --

403
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,325
AS IN, "GIVE US THE TEST
RIGHT NOW."

404
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,702
FIRST, HAND OVER THE FISH.

405
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,414
MR. FISH!

406
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,625
NO-O-O-O-O!

407
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,713
HIS NAME'S MILES.

408
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,174
I'LL GET WATER.
I'LL GET WATER!

409
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,634
I SHAN'T SNOWBOARD

410
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,637
WITH THE BLOOD
OF AN INNOCENT ON MY HANDS!

411
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,103
WE'VE GOTTA GET HIM INSIDE.

412
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,568
HE'S GONNA BE OKAY.

413
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,028
WELL, FILLMORE,

414
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,906
IT'S BEEN...INTERESTING.

415
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,908
I GUESS
WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

416
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,076
HOLD UP.

417
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,328
I WASN'T EXACTLY BEING
HONORABLE

418
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,746
ON THAT BRIDGE MYSELF.

419
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,581
I WASN'T GIVING YOU
A CHOICE.

420
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,749
I WAS WRONG.

421
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:08,833
THE ANSWER SHEET?

422
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,293
THE ANSWER SHEET.

423
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,420
THERE IT IS --
YOURS TO TAKE.

424
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,756
NO INTERFERENCE,
NO JUDGMENTS.

425
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,509
YOU CAN CHOOSE RIGHT NOW
WHAT YOU WANT --

426
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,927
WHO YOU WANNA BE.

427
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,054
ALL I KNOW IS,
I FEEL BETTER RIGHT NOW

428
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,431
JUST FOR BEING STRAIGHT UP
WITH YOU GUYS.

429
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,016
NOW I'M GONNA TURN AROUND.

430
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,895
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THE REST OF YOU,

431
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,940
BUT I DON'T THINK
I NEED THAT ANYMORE.

432
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,901
HEY, GEORGE,
HOW ABOUT A STUDY GROUP?

433
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,279
I'LL HAVE MY FAMILY CHEF
WHIP UP

434
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,572
VARIOUS FINGER FOODS.
HMM? HMM?

435
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,744
HEY, INGRID, SO HOW ARE
YOUR PATIENTS DOING?

436
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,289
BETTER -- JUST ONE PROBLEM.

437
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,874
AH...AH...AH...

438
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,167
CHOO!

439
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,003
OH, SNAPS!

440
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,505
YEAH. LOOK, FILLMORE...

441
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,632
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE
BEEN THERE WITH YOU TODAY.

442
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,135
HEY...YOU WERE HERE.

443
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,804
Feel better, Ingrid.
Fillmore out.

444
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,639
[ DOOR OPENS ]

445
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,099
AH, CORNELIUS.

446
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,560
I HAD A FEELING
YOU MIGHT BE LURKING ABOUT.

447
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,020
HEY...MRS. CORNWALL.

448
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,480
SOME ROUGH WEATHER
OUT THERE, HUH?

449
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,773
OH, POOH.

450
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,026
BACK IN MY DAY,
IT WOULD TAKE AN ICE AGE

451
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,737
BEFORE THE ADMINISTRATION
WOULD DECLARE A SNOW DAY.

452
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,323
YOU SEE, CORNELIUS?
STILL RIGHT HERE --

453
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:22,741
SAFE AND SOUND.

454
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,660
MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST
THAT KIDS HAVE

455
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,997
A TREMENDOUS CAPACITY
FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING

456
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,208
WHEN THEY'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE
THE CHOICE THEMSELVES.

457
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,544
[ CHUCKLES ]
MAYBE, MRS. CORNWALL.

458
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,795
MAYBE.

459
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:39,049
SO, YOU'VE HAD A SCHOOL DAY
TO YOURSELF --

460
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,134
NO TEACHERS, NO CLASSMATES.

461
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,428
DID YOU MANAGE TO LEARN
ANYTHING TODAY?

462
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:44,929
YEAH, I DID --

463
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,266
THE VALUE OF X
REMAINS CONSTANT.

464
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,857
YES...

465
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,942
INDEED IT DOES.

466
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,997
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