FILLMORE. I'M ON IT.
AND NOW "FILLMORE!"
TODAY'S EPISODE -- "TWO WHEELS, FULL THROTTLE, NO BRAKES."
X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL.
HALT YOUR VEHICLES.
NO! OUR MONTICELLO!
NICE MOVE.
DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL, MAN.
I HAD A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH THOSE CARDIES.
YOU SHOULD STOP BY THE METAL SHOP SOMETIME.
I BETTER GET MY SCOOTER BACK.
YOU WILL, AND NOW THAT WE HAVE THE GANG'S TRUST,
EVERYONE WILL.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE RECENT RASH OF SCOOTER THEFTS
AT X MIDDLE SCHOOL CONTINUES.
HERE, WITH A GUEST EDITORIAL,
IS STUDENT ACTIVIST DEREK MINNA.
TAKE IT AWAY, DEREK.
FELLOW STUDENTS, WE ARE IN A CRISIS.
THE SAFETY PATROL HAS DONE LITTLE -- NO, NOTHING --
TO STEM THE TIDE OF SCOOTER THEFT
IN OUR HALLS AND BIKE RACKS.
THIS GUY MAKES ME SICK!
YOU STUCK BEHIND ME WHEN I, DEREK MINNA,
WENT ON A BRIEF, BUT EFFECTIVE HUNGER STRIKE
TO PROTEST THE SCHOOL'S MOVE TO BAN CHEEZ WHIFFS.
NOW WE FACE ANOTHER THREAT,
BUT WE ALSO HAVE ANOTHER SOLUTION.
FOR I, DEREK MINNA,
HAVE ASSEMBLED THE FINEST SKATERS, ROLLER BLADERS,
AND WHEELCHAIR HOCKEY PLAYERS IN X MIDDLE SCHOOL
TO PROTECT YOUR SCOOTERS.
FRIENDS, DEREK MINNA BRINGS YOU
BOYS AND GIRLS AGAINST SCOOTER THEFTS
OR B.A.G.A.S.T.
LED BY MY RIGHT-HAND MAN, SYRUS GRANT.
B.A.G.A.S.T. -- CLEVER AND CATCHY.
PRINCIPAL FOLSOM.
I HEARD THERE WAS A BRIEFING. I THOUGHT I'D SIT IN.
LAST FALL'S LUNCH-TRAY HEIST,
THE LATIN CHEAT-SHEET SCANDAL,
THE ILLEGAL LAB-FROG RACING RING --
ALL BECAUSE OF A GUY WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF STING RAY.
NO ONE'S EVER SEEN HIM. NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHO HE IS.
BUT WE KNOW HE'S BEHIND EACH OF THESE CRIMES.
HE MANAGES TO STAY COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS
BY MAKING OTHER PEOPLE DO HIS DIRTY WORK.
FILLMORE.
THIS TIME OUR BOY STING RAY'S GOT SOME KIDS
FROM THE METAL SHOP WORKING FOR HIM.
WORD IS THEY'RE LOOKING FOR MEMBERS.
INGRID AND I'LL JOIN UP
AND FOLLOW THEIR TRAIL RIGHT TO THE BIG MAN HIMSELF.
GOOD BRIEFING!
INFORMATIVE, WELL-PACED, MAYBE A LITTLE TALKY,
BUT YOUR PLAN SHOWS MOXIE.
SO MUCH MOXIE THAT IF THIS THING FAILS,
I'M GOING TO LET ALL OF YOU TAKE THE FALL.
A LONG, PAINFUL, DISBAND-THE- SAFETY-PATROL FALL IT WILL BE.
GET IT? GOT IT.
GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
GET TO WORK ON THE BLUEPRINTS FOR YOUR BREADBOXES,
AND I EXPECT GREAT THINGS.
EBENEZER, KEEP AN EYE ON THESE GUYS FOR ME
AND MAKE SURE ONE OF THEM TAKES YOU OUT FOR YOUR AFTERNOON ROLL.
AND REMEMBER, GUYS, I BELIEVE IN YOU.
OKAY, 9 DOWN, 1 TO GO.
THEN WE DELIVER TO STING RAY.
UH, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
WHY THERE ARE ONLY 8 SCOOTERS IN FRONT OF ME?
HE'S RIGHT! 8!
WHY ONLY 8?!
OH. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THIS?
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED PROOF WE CAN DO THE JOB
BEFORE YOU LET US IN.
WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HELP.
I'M FINGERS. THIS IS COCHISE.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A BIG SCORE, YOU CAN JET.
WE'RE NOT SHARING OUR TAKE WITH ANYONE.
WE DON'T GIVE A PIG'S WHISTLE ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS TAKE,
SO JUST TAKE OFF, SUNSHINE.
LADIES.
THE THRILL OF THE CHASE --
MY BROTHER, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AFTER.
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED,
MAYBE WE WILL JET.
WE'LL GIVE YOU A SPIN.
THE NAME'S WHEELS.
THAT'S HOWIE, TIN CAN,
AND MISS HOSPITALITY HERE GOES BY JUNIOR.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
LISTEN, WHATEVER GOES DOWN HERE HEMLOCK DOESN'T FIND OUT.
SEE, ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR TROUBLES HERE AT X,
BUT HEMLOCK MADE US REALIZE THAT WE'RE WORTH SOMETHING.
HE TURNED IT AROUND FOR US.
SO, IF HE TURNED IT AROUND FOR YOU GUYS,
WHY ARE YOU BACK IN THE GAME?
WE GOT OUR REASONS.
BUT THE POINT IS HEMLOCK DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT ANY OF THIS.
CAPISH, COCHISE?
CAPISH.
OKAY.
WE GOT A 6-17-89.
HA. GEMINI.
FIGURES.
9 TIMES OUT OF 10 A KID'S COMBO IS THEIR BIRTHDAY.
SO STUPID.
I'M GOING IN.
THE ROBIN IS IN FLIGHT.
Abort.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I LEFT MY YO-YO ON MY -- HEY!
MY SCOOTER!
MY YO-YO!
COCHISE, YOU CAN LOSE THEM IN THE MAIZE MAZE.
OKAY, I'M IN. LEAD THE WAY.
FORWARD ABOUT 50 FEET.
THEN TAKE YOUR SECOND RIGHT.
THE MAIZE MAZE. LET'S GO.
I HEARD THAT GEEKY NEWMONTGOMERY
SPENT 11 HOURS IN THAT THING!
THEY HAD TO SEND DOGS IN FOR HIM.
AND WHEN THEY FINALLY FOUND HIM,
HE'D EATEN HIS OWN SHOELACES!
NO WAY, MAN! NO WAY!
SPLIT UP.
Okay, it's a left,
then a long stretch of -- wait! Freeze.
B.A.G.A.S.T. -- THEY'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.
NICE MOVE.
Now go!
One more right and you're home free.
AFTER SEVERAL HOURS, THE B.A.G.A.S.T. MEMBERS
WERE FINALLY RESCUED FROM THE MAIZE MAZE,
MILDLY TRAUMATIZED BY THE EXPERIENCE.
THE CORN!
IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME!
IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME!!
CAN I HELP YOU?
DEREK MINNA JUST CAME BY TO FOLLOW UP ON SOME RUMORS.
NOTHING REALLY.
JUST SOME...RUMORS.
BUT, HEY, DEREK MINNA REALIZES YOU'RE BUSY.
BUT JUST KNOW THIS -- DEREK MINNA'S WATCHING YOU.
FORGET ABOUT WHAT'S HIS NAME. BACK TO BUSINESS.
GUYS, LOOK!
YOU GUYS THINK IT'S FROM...HIM?
WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR SOMEONE. GOES BY STING RAY.
HE HOLDS ALL THE CARDS.
WHAT'S MR. MYSTERIOUS GOT FOR US THIS TIME?
GREETINGS, MY FRIENDS.
WE'VE GOT A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS.
I DON'T LIKE THESE B.A.G.A.S.T. PUNKS BREATHING DOWN OUR NECKS.
IT'S TIME TO MAKE A BIG MOVE BEFORE SOMETHING GOES WRONG.
I NEED 100 SCOOTERS BY 3:00 P.M. FRIDAY.
YOU'LL FIND A LIST OF THE EXACT MAKE AND MODEL
OF THE SCOOTERS I REQUEST IN LOCKER NUMBER 634-B.
100 SCOOTERS! YESTERDAY HE ONLY WANTED 10.
WHAT IF WE DON'T MEET THE ORDER, HUH, WHEELS?
THERE ARE NO WHAT-IFS, HOWIE. WE NEED THAT MONEY,
AND NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US FROM GETTING IT.
THAT'S SOME SERIOUS SCOOT.
100 SCOOTERS.
NO TWO THE SAME.
AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR AVERAGE SCOOT MASTER 2000
THAT EVERYONE'S ROLLING AROUND ON, EITHER.
YOU SAID IT, EB. ROUGH.
CONGRATULATIONS, KIDS. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN.
THINK YOU CAN HELP US DO THIS?
10 DOWN, 90 TO GO, BABY.
YOU OKAY, VICE PRINCIPAL RAYCLIFF?
FINE. JUST NOT ONE FOR BOATS.
CAN WE GET STARTED, PEOPLE?
WHAT'S THEIR NEXT MOVE?
100 SCOOTERS.
DEAL GOES DOWN ON FRIDAY. DETAILS ARE SKETCHY.
SKETCHY DOESN'T GET THE GOULASH.
OHH! OH. SORRY, RAYCLIFF.
I NEED SOLID FACTS
BEFORE I CAN TAKE DOWN THOSE METAL-SHOP PUNKS.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT STING RAY.
YES, THIS IS ABOUT LANDING THE BIG FISH,
BUT IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING THE METAL-SHOP SHRIMPS GO FREE,
YOU'RE MISTAKEN.
THE SHRIMPS HAVE DONE BAD THINGS.
THESE ARE BAD SHRIMP TEAMING WITH DISCIPLINARY BACTERIA.
OH, MY.
GET A GRIP, RAYCLIFF!
PRINCIPAL FOLSOM, I KNOW --
THIS ISN'T UP FOR DISCUSSION.
WHEN STING RAY'S SHIP SINKS, HIS CREW IS FOLLOWING HIM DOWN.
NO LIFEBOATS.
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, TIME TO PUT THE BRAKES ON THE BREADBOXES
AND GET THE REAL SHOW ON THE ROAD.
YOU'LL BE NEEDING THESE, AND WATCH THE PAINT.
IT'S STILL WET. WHAT PAINT?
THERE YOU HAVE IT -- 100 SCOOTERS.
OUR GAL FINGERS MANAGED TO STEAL US A LIST
OF THE SCHOOL SCOOTER REGISTRY
SO WE CAN FIND OUT WHO OWNS EACH ONE OF THESE MODELS.
HEY, NICE WORK!
WAY TO GO, FINGERS!
OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
WE KNOW WHO OWNS EACH SCOOTER.
WE FIND OUT WHERE THEY LUNCH, WHAT CLUBS THEY BELONG TO,
WHICH BATHROOM THEY VISIT BETWEEN GYM AND SCIENCE.
HEMLOCK'S OUT ON FRIDAY.
WE'LL WAIT UNTIL THEN TO GO IN FOR A CLEAN SWEEP.
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS SO QUICK
B.A.G.A.S.T. WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
QUESTIONS?
THIS ISN'T 4 SCOOTERS IN A LUNCH PERIOD, MAN.
THIS IS BIG BUSINESS.
WE SURE THAT THIS STING RAY WILL HOLD UP HIS END?
ON FRIDAY WHEN WE DELIVER, WE DO IT FACE-TO-FACE.
HE DOESN'T GET HIS SCOOTERS TILL WE GET OUR CASH.
ALL RIGHT, GANG, 90 SCOOTERS, 6 HOURS.
LET'S SCOOT!
WE DID IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
I DO.
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS.
YOU TOO, TIN CAN.
HEY, CHECK OUT EB'S RIDE.
I HAD TO KEEP BUSY WHILE I WAS ON SHOP-WATCH SHIFT.
THAT'S REALLY --
T-THAT'S JUST SO...
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, FINGERS.
HE DESERVES TO ROLL AROUND IN STYLE.
WELL, IF ALL GOES WELL, HE WON'T HAVE TO ROLL AROUND AT ALL.
DON'T WORRY. THEY'RE COOL.
THAT'S THE REASON WE NEED THE MONEY FROM STING RAY.
WE'RE GONNA USE IT
TO PAY FOR EBENEZER'S HIP-REPLACEMENT SURGERY.
IT WAS ALL WHEELS' IDEA... WASN'T IT, WHEELS?
DOC HEMLOCK LOVES THAT DOG.
HE'S DONE SO MUCH TO TURN OUR LIVES AROUND
WE JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FOR HIM,
NOT TO MENTION OLD EB. NOW WE CAN.
NOT SO FAST.
THE LIST CALLED FOR 1926 COBBLESTONE BREEZER -- MINT.
THIS ONE HERE'S A YEAR 2000 REPLICA.
WHAT?!
PLASTIC WHEELS, WATER-BASED PAINT INSTEAD OF LEAD,
AND HERE.
I'M RUNNING A SCAN OF THE EXAMINER.
MAYBE THERE'S A SCOOTER COLLECTOR
WHO HAS A GENUINE BREEZER.
UH...
HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?
PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
CRACKERS! AN X MIDDLE SCHOOL TIME CAPSULE.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THE TIME CAPSULE WAS BURIED IN 1926.
DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS, THAT BREEZER'S IN MINT CONDITION.
AND THE BAD NEWS?
WELL, FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS MAP,
THE TIME CAPSULE WAS BURIED
UNDER WHAT IS NOW THE BOCCE-BALL FIELD,
AND THERE'S A MATCH STARTING IN 5 MINUTES.
GOOD THING X IS WINNING.
SHE'S A BEAUT!
READY?
JUST HOPE EVERYONE ELSE IS.
I SAY, THAT LASS IS STEALING MY SCOOTER.
UGH!
HI, FILLMORE. WE WERE JUST ON OUR WAY TO THE GAME
WHEN WE SAW YOU STEALING THAT SCOOTER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I'LL FIELD THAT.
DISRUPTING THE TIME CAPSULE, RUINING THE BOCCE-BALL MATCH,
STEALING THE 1926 COBBLESTONE BREEZER?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT THING WOULD GO FOR THESE DAYS?
I TRUSTED YOUR JUDGMENT, FILLMORE.
OH, I THINK THESE METAL-SHOP KIDS HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU.
THEY'RE GOING DOWN, REMEMBER?
YOU WANT TO GO WITH THEM?
LISTEN, I KNOW THEY'RE INTO A WORLD OF MESS,
BUT THE THING IS THEY'RE DOING ALL THIS
SO THEY CAN BUY NEW HIPS FOR DOC HEMLOCK'S DOG.
HIS DOG? YEAH.
THEY'RE TRYING TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO DOC HEMLOCK.
THEY'RE JUST...GOING ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY.
LISTEN, FILLMORE, YOUR MOUTH IS OPEN,
BUT ALL I HEAR IS --
DON'T YAP ABOUT THE METAL-SHOP KIDS' GOOD INTENTIONS.
THEY'RE STEALING SCOOTERS!
WELL, ISN'T THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING?
I AM NOT LIKING THIS SITUATION MORE AND MORE,
AND I NEED A COLD WATER WITH CITRUS AND CUCUMBER.
GET OUT OF HERE!
8:58.
YOU MADE IT WITH 2 MINUTES TO SPARE.
WANT TO DO THE HONORS?
GUESS STING RAY'S NEVER HEARD OF BEING FASHIONABLY LATE.
EVERYONE, AGAINST THE WALL! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
WHAT THE --
DOG! B.A.G.A.S.T. LISTEN, YOU GOT TO STEP OFF.
WE'RE SAFETY PATROLLERS, AND WE --
WHAT?
LISTEN, STING RAY --
THE DUDE BEHIND ALL OF THIS -- IS GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND.
YEAH, KEEP TALKING, SAFETY PATROLLER.
NO ONE'S LISTENING.
B.A.G.A.S.T. CAUGHT THE SCOOTER THIEVES.
THESE TWO SAY THEY'RE WITH YOU.
VALLEJO, TELL HIM.
WHOA. COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT IN THE NAME OF HEINIE MANUSH IS GOING ON HERE?!
B.A.G.A.S.T. STORMED IN
BEFORE THE DEAL WENT DOWN WITH STING RAY.
IT WAS ALL SET UP.
WE GET BACK THERE NOW, WE CAN STILL NAB HIM.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS ALL SET UP?
WE CAN ALL GO TO GROUP THERAPY ABOUT IT LATER, PEOPLE.
NOW GET BACK TO THAT STORAGE ROOM
BEFORE THIS THING BLOWS UP IN OUR FACES.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO?
CONSIDER IT YOUR FIRST DAY OF DETENTION. NOW GO!
WE'RE TOO LATE.
GREAT! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW,
MR. I'M YOUR FRIEND, BUT NOT REALLY,
BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY WITH THE SAFETY PATROL?
LET'S DO THE RUNDOWN, SHALL WE?
I PLAYED A KEY ROLE IN STEALING 90 SCOOTERS,
NONE OF WHICH WILL BE RETURNED TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS,
STING RAY GOT AWAY YET AGAIN,
AND IF PRINCIPAL FOLSOM HAS HER WAY,
THE SAFETY PATROL WILL BE PERMANENTLY DISBANDED.
YEAH, HOWIE. I'M MIGHTY HAPPY.
HE GOT EVERYTHING.
WAIT.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND.
CHEEZ WHIFF DUST.
DEREK MINNA LOVES HIS CHEEZ WHIFFS.
HE COULDN'T HAVE LEFT IT AT THE B.A.G.A.S.T. BUST.
HE WASN'T EVEN HERE.
CRACKERS! STING RAY'S TAPE.
IT SHOWED UP RIGHT AFTER DEREK MINNA STOPPED BY.
TEHAMA, CAN YOU FIND OUT WHERE DEREK MINNA IS RIGHT NOW?
Turn on your TV.
He's giving a press conference about the bust.
BEING ABLE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE WITH B.A.G.A.S.T.
MADE ME REALIZE THAT I, DEREK MINNA, WANT TO DO MORE.
SO AS OF NOW, DEREK MINNA IS ANNOUNCING HIS CANDIDACY
FOR STUDENT-COUNCIL PRESIDENT.
AS MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT,
I WILL DISBAND THE SAFETY PATROL
AND REPLACE THEM WITH PEOPLE WHO PRODUCE RESULTS --
B.A.G.A.S.T.
OUR PAINT... FROM THE BLACKBOARD.
DEREK MINNA, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO COME WITH US.
EXCUSE ME? ON WHAT GROUNDS?
THAT YOU WERE BEHIND THE SCOOTER THEFTS...
STING RAY.
YOU PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF THE PANCAKE, MINNA.
YOU GOT WHEELS AND HIS FRIENDS TO STEAL THE SCOOTERS,
AND YOU PUT TOGETHER B.A.G.A.S.T.
TO TAKE WHEELS' CREW DOWN BEFORE YOU HAD TO PAY UP.
SO YOU WERE FREE TO STEAL THE SCOOTERS
FROM UNDERNEATH THE THIEVES THEMSELVES.
MAXIMUM PROFIT, MINIMUM RISKS,
AND YOU GET TO PLAY THE HERO.
BUT NOT TODAY.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THESE ACCUSATIONS, MR. MINNA?
UGH!
AT LEAST IT'S GOT WHEELS.
YOW!
UGH!
STAY ON HIM.
COME ON, VALLEJO. MAKE YOUR COMBO YOUR BIRTHDAY.
DISCO!
GIVE IT UP, MINNA. YOU CAN'T OUTSCOOT A 10-SPEED.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
DEREK MINNA? DEREK MINNA IS GOING UP.
DEREK MINNA HAS DONE MORE FOR THIS SCHOOL THAN YOU
AND YOUR MERRYMEN YOU CALL THE SAFETY PATROL.
AS STING RAY, YOU'VE DONE MORE TO DESTROY THIS SCHOOL
THAN ANYONE ELSE.
THOSE SCOOTERS DEREK MINNA STOLE,
I, DEREK MINNA, WAS SENDING THEM TO RUSSIA.
SURE, I MADE A PROFIT OFF OF IT,
BUT DEREK MINNA WAS DOING THOSE RUSSIANS A FAVOR.
THEY DON'T GET MERCHANDISE LIKE THAT OVER THERE.
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, MINNA.
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HUNGER STRIKES IN THE WORLD
TO JUSTIFY WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
YEAH? SO ARE YOU.
NO. I'M A SAFETY PATROLLER,
AND I'M BRINGING YOU DOWN.
UH, FILLMORE, PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT MY BIKE.
DESK DUTY? THIS ISN'T RIGHT, VALLEJO.
WE TOOK DOWN STING RAY.
DEREK MINNA'S OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL,
AND X IS SAFE ONCE AGAIN.
EVERYONE GOT THEIR SCOOTERS BACK, MAN.
EVERYONE GOT THEIR SCOOTERS BACK,
BUT MY BIKE WOUND UP WRAPPED AROUND A MIGHTY OAK.
ERGO, YOU TWO ARE DESK JOCKEYS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
VALLEJO, MAN, YOUR BIKE WENT DOWN FOR THE GREATER GOOD.
HEY, THE GREATER GOOD'S ALL WELL AND GOOD,
BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FRIENDS IN METAL SHOP?
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
AREN'T YOU GUYS SUPPOSED TO BE IN DETENTION?
DETENTION? WE WISH.
FOLSOM CAME BY DURING SHOP
AND TALKED WITH DOC HEMLOCK THE WHOLE PERIOD.
THEY WORKED IT OUT SO WE DO CAMPUS COMMUNITY SERVICE.
STING RAY'S SHIP WENT DOWN,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE FOLSOM SENT OUT A LIFEBOAT AFTER ALL.
SHE TOTALLY HIT IT OFF WITH EBENEZER.
SHE EVEN LET HIM SIT IN HER LAP.
WE'VE BEEN FIXING WATER FOUNTAINS, MILK CARTS,
LOCKERS, MECHANICAL PENCILS.
BUT FOLSOM AND HEMLOCK HAD US DO THIS FIRST.
HA! WE FIXED YOUR BIKE!
IT'S YOUR BIKE ONLY WAY BETTER.
THE SKULL WAS ALL ME.
UH...THANK YOU.
HEY, WHEELS, ABOUT HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
DON'T BE.
WHEN HEMLOCK FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING, HE FLIPPED.
IT WASN'T JUST BECAUSE WE WERE DOING SOMETHING REALLY WRONG.
WE WERE SELLING OURSELVES SHORT...AS USUAL.
HE SAID WE HAVE BRAINS IN OUR HEADS.
WE COULD HAVE FIGURED OUT
ANOTHER WAY TO GET EBENEZER HIS HIPS.
HAVE YOU? DIDN'T NEED TO.
EBENEZER'S GETTING THE OPERATION.
SOMEBODY SET IT ALL UP.
WHO? WE DON'T KNOW.
THE VET JUST SAID THE PERSON WANTED TO STAY ANONYMOUS.
Cornelius Fillmore for you.
SEND HIM IN.
TO WHAT DO I OWE THE HONOR?
EBENEZER'S HIPS -- IT HAD TO BE YOU WHO PAID FOR THEM.
YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW ABOUT IT.
TRY AGAIN, FILLMORE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A DETECTIVE OR SOMETHING.
ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR EB AND HOW YOU HANDLED THOSE KIDS FROM METAL SHOP.
THOSE KIDS ARE GONNA BE WELDING AND SOLDERING THIS SCHOOL
TILL TISHAH B'AV.
YOU TELL PEOPLE I'M GOING SOFT ON THEM,
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE JOINING THEM.
AND IF YOU IMPLY AGAIN
THAT I PAID FOR THAT DOG'S DYSPLASIA SURGERY --
IT'S ALL GOOD. I'M OUTIE.
BUT YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO TALK THE TALK.
PEACE.
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