FILLMORE. I'M ON IT.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
AND NOW, "FILLMORE."
TODAY'S EPISODE, "A FORGOTTEN YESTERDAY."
GO, GO, GO.
OFFICER DOWN.
IS THIS THING EVEN ON?
FILLMORE, THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
DEAD END.
DEAD END? OFFICER FILLMORE, DO YOU REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE
OF RECOVERING THAT CATALOGUE OF STOLEN TERM PAPERS?
DO YOU REALIZE YOUR MAMA DRESSES YOU LIKE A SOFA?
REPRESENTATIVE PEABODY, LET ME ASSURE YOU --
NO, LET ME ASSURE YOU.
THIS FAILURE WILL BE NOTED ON MY REPORT TO STUDENT COUNCIL.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, LETTING A FORMER DELINQUENT
RUN YOUR INVESTIGATION?
WHAT'S WITH THAT GUY?
WE GOT A HISTORY.
AGAIN, AND WITH FEELING.
[ HORNS BLARING ]
INGRID, COME IN.
GO.
[ Panting ] I'M ON FREE FALL HILL, AND I HAVE NO BRAKES.
ON MY WAY.
THIS DAY SHALL GO DOWN IN HOME-EC HISTORY.
TOGETHER WE HAVE CREATED THE WORLD'S LARGEST CRACKER.
[ GROANS ]
WHICH WAY TO THE CHOWDER CLUB?
CLEAR THE WAY! MOVE IT!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ GRINDING ]
NOW, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
THE HANDLEBAR AND BRAKE MECHANISMS
WERE REPLACED WITH CONDIMENT DISPENSERS --
KETCHUP AND MUSTARD.
WHAT? NO RELISH?
THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT, FILLMORE.
SOMEONE'S OUT TO GET YOU.
THESE NEW WIRES ARE GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE
SAFETY-PATROL PROCEDURE.
NOT IF THEY DON'T WORK.
OKAY. LET'S TRY IT OUT NOW.
[ Blaring ] HELLO! HELLO!
ARE YOU READING ME?
CAN YOU HEAR THIS?
LOUD AND CLEAR.
FILLMORE, I'M TAKING YOU AND INGRID OFF THE TERM-PAPER CASE.
IS THIS COMING FROM YOU OR FROM PEABODY?
STANDARD PROCEDURE.
TILL WE FIND OUT WHO'S AFTER YOU,
IT'S NOT SAFE FOR YOU OUT THERE.
WHAT ARE THESE?
THE FILES OF EVERY PERP YOU'VE EVER COLLARED.
[ YAWNS ]
DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'VE BUSTED 122 STUDENTS
SINCE YOU JOINED THE FORCE?
123, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU SCORE THE SIAMESE TWINS.
WHAT PERCENTAGE DO YOU STILL THINK
HARBOR GRUDGES AGAINST YOU?
I'D SAY 100%.
EXACTLY. WE NEED HELP, FILLMORE.
SOMEONE WHO CAN POINT US IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
SOMEONE FAMILIAR WITH THE CRIMINAL ELEMENTS OF THE SCHOOL.
SONNY LOMBARD?
SONNY LOMBARD.
LET'S SEE. SEVENTH-GRADER.
SERVED DETENTION NINE TIMES FOR CHARGES RANGING FROM
HUSTLING PHONY LIBRARY CARDS TO RUNNING HIGH-POWER SLINGSHOTS.
AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS?
AN OLD PARTNER...IN CRIME.
SONNY AND I PULLED A BUNCH OF JOBS TOGETHER
BEFORE I WENT STRAIGHT.
HE'S MOSTLY INTO SMALL-TIME STUFF,
BUT SONNY'S STILL PLUGGED INTO THE SCENE.
AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM?
SONNY AND I WERE TIGHT ONCE.
REAL TIGHT.
BUT HE DIDN'T TAKE TOO KIND TO ME GOING STRAIGHT.
THE NEXT MATCH IN OUR DOUBLE-ELIMINATION TOURNEY
KICKS OFF IN FIVE MINUTES,
SO GET YOUR BETS DOWN, PRONTO.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, SONNY?
WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T THE MAN.
OFFICER CORNELIUS FILLMORE.
STILL SLAPPING KIDS' KNUCKLES FOR RUNNING IN THE HALLS?
SONNY, MEET INGRID, MY PARTNER.
THE PLEASURE IS ALL YOURS.
NOW, YOU TWO BETTER GET YOUR BETS DOWN
'CAUSE LIKE I SAID, THE NEXT MATCH STARTS IN FIVE.
WE COULD BUST YOU RIGHT NOW, SONNY.
GAMBLING ON SCHOOL GROUNDS.
UNSANCTIONED USE OF THE A.V. ROOM.
SO BUST ME.
HA HA. DIDN'T THINK SO.
YOU STILL PLAY, FILLMORE?
FORMIDABLY, BABY.
SO, SOMEONE YOU TOOK DOWN IS LOOKING FOR A LITTLE PAYBACK.
CAN'T SAY I'M ALL THAT SURPRISED. YOU HAD SKILLS.
A LOT OF PEEPS WEREN'T TOO HAPPY
WHEN YOU TOOK SAID SKILLS TO THE OTHER SIDE.
NAME A FEW.
REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES WE HAD WHEN WE USED TO RIDE TOGETHER?
ALL THOSE JOBS WE PULLED?
THE MILLENNIUM-PROTRACTOR HEIST.
THAT PHONY FIELD TRIP TO FUNATOPIA PARK.
MAN, TELL ME YOU DON'T MISS IT, BROTHER?
I NEED A NAME, SONNY.
TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU HIT THAT SHOT, AND I'LL TALK.
SAME OLD SONNY.
NO DICE, FILLMORE.
WORD GETS OUT THAT I HELPED THE SAFETY PATROL,
AND MY REP IS SHOT.
HEY, SONNY, SPEAKING OF GREAT TIMES,
REMEMBER WHEN I GOT PINCHED FOR DOING THE TOFFEE SCORE
YOU PULLED ON YOUR OWN?
ALL I HAD TO DO TO GET OFF WAS SAY YOUR NAME, MAN,
BUT I KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT, AND DID YOUR SUSPENSION FOR YOU
WHILE YOU DID ALL THE BUTTERSCOTCH YOU COULD EAT.
HEY, FILLMORE.
YOU KNOW RUDY TERAVALL AND HIS CREW?
SURE. THEY OPERATE OUT OF HOME-EC ROOM.
I BUSTED THEM LAST SPRING FOR SELLING HOT SCIENCE PROJECTS.
YEAH, WELL, SINCE THEN, RUDY'S BEEN JAWING NONSTOP
ABOUT EVENING THE SCORE WITH YOU.
AND THAT'S ALL YOU GET FROM ME. UNDERSTAND, C?
LET'S SAY, FOR ARGUMENTS SAKE,
I DID TAMPER WITH YOUR BICYCLE, OFFICER FILLMORE.
DO YOU THINK I WOULD JUST TELL YOU?
JUST COME OUT AND CONFESS?
YOU MIGHT DO THOSE THINGS, IF YOU WERE REALLY STUPID.
FORGET ABOUT IT. I GOT IT, BOSS.
NO. I WOULDN'T WASTE MY ENERGY CONVERSING ABOUT IT WITH YOU.
I WOULD MERELY WAIT UNTIL THE TIME WAS RIPE...
AND STRIKE.
AND I'D BE CAREFUL NOT TO MISS THIS TIME.
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A THREAT?
CONSIDER IT A PROMISE.
NOW, UNLESS YOU INTEND TO SHOW ME SOME EVIDENCE
OR CHARGE ME WITH SOME OFFENSE,
I HAVE A PERFECT SOUFFLé TO LET COOL, SO EXCUSE ME.
[ BAG POPS ]
OH, SNAP, I'M SORRY.
DID I DO THAT?
PEACE, RUDY.
WHAT WE NEED IS SOME HARD EVIDENCE
LINKING RUDY TO THIS SCENE.
[ WHIRRING IN DISTANCE ] WHAT IS THAT?
TROUBLE.
HEAD FOR THE TREES.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
I THINK WE LOST IT.
HEY, THIS MEAN YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND?
I'LL HELP YOU NAIL OUR BOY RUDY.
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
BEAUTIFUL, MAN, JUST BEAUTIFUL.
THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT,
BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF THE RADIO RECEIVER,
I'D SAY IT'S A FAIRLY SHORT-RANGE MODEL.
SO WHOEVER WAS FLYING THAT SUCKER WAS PRETTY CLOSE BY.
I'D SAY WITHIN 50 YARDS, GIVE OR TAKE.
HEY, GUYS, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS.
Woman: Danny, you're not wearing your Thursday underwear today,
are you, honey?
Danny: Aw, come on, ma.
CHECK IT OUT. O'FARRELL WENT HOME,
AND HE FORGOT HE WAS WEARING THE WIRE.
[ CHUCKLING ]
Now, dear, you know I write the days of the week
in your underwear for a reason.
I'm too old for this, ma.
If you wear Thursday's underwear on Tuesday,
what, pray tell, are you gonna wear Thursday, hmm?
And what's this thing clipped to your shirt?
Sweet Moses! The wire!
Turn it off! Turn it off!
HEY, AT LEAST IT'S WORKING.
THOSE DISKS HAVE TERM PAPERS ON EVERY SUBJECT,
FROM AARDVARKS TO ZIMBABWE.
THOUSANDS OF THEM, AND THEY MUST BE RECOVERED.
I UNDERSTAND.
THEN YOU ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT IF THOSE TERM PAPERS
ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER CIRCULATION,
IT WILL UNDERMINE THE ENTIRE SCHOOL'S ACADEMIC INTEGRITY.
I INSIST THAT --
SHOULD I ALSO INCLUDE IN MY REPORT
THAT YOUR OFFICERS ARE NOW FRATERNIZING
WITH THEIR FORMER CRIMINAL ASSOCIATES?
STEP OFF, PEABODY.
SONNY JUST PUT HIS OWN TAIL ON THE LINE FOR US.
THAT'S MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR ANYONE.
PUT THAT IN YOUR REPORT.
DO YOU REALIZE YOUR MAMA DRESSES YOU LIKE A SOFA?
I'M WATCHING YOU, FILLMORE.
YOU HEAR ME? I'M WATCHING YOU!
Sonny: CHECK IT.
THERE'S A RUMOR I'VE BEEN HEARING
ABOUT OUR FRIEND, RUDY TERAVALL.
RUDY CARRIES AROUND THIS LEDGER WHEREVER HE GOES.
WORD HAS IT, HE KEEPS REAL CAREFUL RECORDS
OF ALL HIS CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES IN THAT LEDGER,
ALONG WITH HIS FAVORITE RECIPES.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THAT IF RUDY MESSED WITH FILLMORE'S BIKE
AND ATTACKED US WITH THAT CHOPPER --
IT'LL ALL BE IN THE LEDGER.
AND THAT'S THE EVIDENCE WE NEED.
NOW, HERE'S THE CATCH.
RUDY NEVER TAKES THE LEDGER HOME WITH HIM.
SO, HE KEEPS IT STASHED SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL?
RIGHT, AGAIN.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE?
NO, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO.
RUDY'S GONNA TELL US.
AND HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
BECAUSE I WAS AT SLEEPAWAY CAMP WITH RUDY TWO SUMMERS AGO.
AND THERE'S ONE LITTLE NUGGET OF 411 I CAN TELL YOU
FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE --
HE TALKS IN HIS SLEEP.
AND SINCE RUDY NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP IN A BAD WAY,
HE ALWAYS CATCHES SOME Z's IN HIS POOL HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL,
AT 4:00 SHARP.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
I'M ON ENTRY. SONNY, YOU TAKE LOOKOUT.
FILLMORE, YOU'RE NOT GOING IN THERE ALONE, ARE YOU?
NO DISRESPECT, DOMINO, BUT YOU'D JUST BE IN HIS WAY.
INGRID, IT'S COOL. GIVE SONNY YOUR WALKIE.
LOOK, TRUST ME ON THIS.
RELAX, SUNSHINE.
JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE.
HEY, FILLMORE,
RUDY'S BOYS ARE WALKING A CLOCK, COUNTERCLOCK,
FIGURE-EIGHT PATTERN AROUND THE PERIMETER.
Copy that.
YOU CAN USE THE EAST HEDGE FOR COVER
UNTIL YOU GET UP CLOSE.
AFTER THAT, IT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE HINKY.
WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
LET'S CHILL ON THE CHATTER TILL I'M IN.
FILLMORE, OUT.
YOU TWO HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE.
JUST 100 TIMES OR SO.
FILLMORE WAS ONCE THE TOP ENTRY MAN IN THE SCHOOL.
HE WAS LIKE A STRAIGHT-UP GHOST.
HE COULD GET IN AND OUT OF ANYWHERE,
STEAL ANYTHING.
PLAIN AND SIMPLE, HE WAS THE BEST.
HE STILL IS THE BEST,
ONLY NOW, IT'S FOR THE GOOD GUYS.
YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW HIM, DON'T YOU?
I'm in.
[ SNORING AND MUMBLING ]
P.B. AND J. NYOSHI SAN.
[ Whispering ] RUDY, THE LEDGER.
TELL ME ABOUT THE LEDGER.
Sure, sure, the ledger.
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL HIM TO ABORT.
UNH-UNH, NOT YET.
WHERE, RUDY? WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE LEDGER?
IN THE DEEP FREEZE IN THE FISH STICKS BOX.
WHERE ELSE?
FILLMORE, GET OUT OF THERE!
HUH, WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?!
NOTHING, I GUESS.
YEAH.
I WANT SECURITY AROUND THE HOME-EC ROOM TIGHTENED UP,
UNDERSTAND?
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, SEE?
Sonny: I DON'T GET WHY WE DON'T JUST GRAB THE LEDGER NOW.
THOSE GOODS ARE PERSONAL PROPERTY, SONNY.
WE NEED A SIGNED WARRANT FROM STUDENT COUNCIL
THAT SAYS WE CAN SEIZE THE LEDGER AS EVIDENCE.
O'Farrell: MORNIN' EVERYONE.
OH, WITTY, GUYS, JUST WONDROUSLY HILARIOUS.
HAR HAR.
IF YOU CAN ALL STOP YOUR SNIGGERING
FOR A MOMENT, I'D LIKE YOUR ATTENTION.
I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE WITNESSES.
AT 7:30 THIS MORNING,
I RECEIVED A TIP FROM AN ANONYMOUS CALLER
WHO TOLD ME THAT OFFICER FILLMORE
WAS DEALING PHONY HALL PASSES ON THE SIDE.
AS IF.
ACH! PLEASE.
YOU, SIR, ARE A FOOL.
CARE TO EXPLAIN THESE, OFFICER FILLMORE?
I TOLD YOU I'D BE WATCHING YOU.
AND SO IT WOULD APPEAR THAT OFFICER FILLMORE
IS NOT QUITE AS REFORMED AS HE LED US TO BELIEVE.
I'VE BEEN BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY, PEABODY,
BUT THIS, I AIN'T BUYING.
NO, AND WHY NOT?
BECAUSE IF FILLMORE WERE DEALING HALL PASSES ON THE SIDE,
YOU'D NEVER BE SMART ENOUGH TO CATCH HIM.
I'M TAKING THESE TO PRINCIPAL FOLSOM,
AND I DEMAND THAT OFFICER FILLMORE
BE SUSPENDED FROM THE FORCE IMMEDIATELY!
THIS IS A JOKE, VALLEJO, AND YOU KNOW IT.
THOSE PASSES WERE PLANTED
BY THE SAME PERSON THAT MESSED WITH HIS BRAKES
AND ATTACKED US WITH THAT HELICOPTER.
BUT CAN WE PROVE THAT?
NO, NOT YET.
FILLMORE, I NEED YOUR BADGE AND YOUR BELT.
FOR REAL?
I GOT NO CHOICE.
UNTIL WE CAN SCHEDULE A HEARING TO SORT THIS OUT,
YOU'RE SUSPENDED FROM DUTY.
FILLMORE, YOU GOTTA DO IT.
YOU TOO, INGRID?
WE HAVE TO GO BY THE BOOK ON THIS, FILLMORE.
OTHERWISE, PEABODY WILL BURY US.
WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE, FILLMORE.
YEAH, WELL YOU GOT A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT.
LET HIM GO.
DON'T SWEAT IT, MAN. ORANGE WAS NEVER YOUR COLOR.
BADGE OR NO BADGE, I'M STILL TAKING DOWN TERAVALL.
HEY, NO PROBLEM.
ONLY WE DO IT OLD SCHOOL.
LOOK, WE KNOW WHERE THE LEDGER IS, RIGHT?
WE JUST GO IN THERE AND GET IT.
IT'S A TOUGH JOB, SURE, BUT, MAN, IT'S US
JUST LIKE BACK IN THE DAY.
[ SIGHS ] MAN, IF I TAKE THAT LEDGER
WITHOUT A WARRANT FROM STUDENT COUNCIL,
IT'S STRAIGHT-UP STEALING, SON.
HEY, LISTEN, MAN, THAT LEDGER HAS ENOUGH EVIDENCE
TO CLEAR YOUR NAME AND BUST RUDY.
HEY, THINK IT OVER.
GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU'VE MADE UP YOUR MIND.
FILLMORE, VALLEJO AND I ARE WORKING ON
GETTING A WARRANT TO SEARCH THE HOME-EC ROOM.
PEABODY'S STALLING, BUT WE'LL GET IT. I PROMISE.
INGRID, I DON'T TRUST PEABODY.
OKAY, FOR ALL I KNOW, HE PLANTED THOSE PASSES.
LOOK, I'M GONNA HAVE TO HANDLE THIS MYSELF.
DON'T DO SOMETHING YOU'LL REGRET, FILLMORE.
JUST BACK OFF, OKAY, INGRID?
I'M GONNA DO THIS MY WAY.
YOUR WAY OR SONNY'S WAY?
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ DIALING ]
Student council.
[ BEEP ]
SONNY, IT'S FILLMORE. LET'S DO THIS THING.
HEY, I WAS STARTING TO WONDER IF YOU WERE GONNA SHOW.
YOU READY FOR SOME ACTION?
I'LL MEET YOU AT THE DOCKS.
BEAUTIFUL, MAN, BEAUTIFUL.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE, SAFETY PATROLLER.
YEAH.
SORRY, MY BROTHERS, GOTTA JET.
THIS STEAK'S TO GO.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
BEAUTIFUL. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, MAN.
SONNY?
SORRY, C.
THE EVIDENCE.
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE, NEVER WAS.
THE TERM PAPERS.
THOUSANDS OF THEM. I KNEW RUDY HAD 'EM.
I ALSO KNEW YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON
GOOD ENOUGH TO STEAL THEM FROM HIM.
BOTTOM LINE -- I NEEDED YOU, C.
HEY, CHECK THE GETAWAY
I JACKED FROM THE PERSONAL WATER CRAFT TEAM.
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG.
THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED TO MY BIKE?
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I KNEW YOU'D COME TO ME FOR HELP.
AND, WHEN YOU DID, I JUST POINTED YOU TOWARDS RUDY.
AND THE HELICOPTER?
I STAGED THE WHOLE THING TO GAIN YOUR TRUST.
BEAUTIFUL, HUH? THE REST WAS EASY.
ONCE WE GOT THE LOCATION OF THE LEDGER,
I MADE THAT LITTLE CALL TO PEABODY.
AND THEN I PLANTED THE HALL PASSES.
SO, YOU PLAYED ME FOR A SUCKER?
NOT REALLY. I JUST KNOW YOU.
AND I KNEW WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE,
YOU'D TAKE THAT LEDGER.
YOU'RE A THIEF, FILLMORE, AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.
AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE BEST PART?
YOU CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE SAFETY PATROL NOW,
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO SOME SERIOUS DETENTION TIME.
YOU TOOK THAT LEDGER WITHOUT A WARRANT.
GUESS AGAIN, SONNY.
THIS IS A WARRANT TO SEIZE THE LEDGER
SIGNED BY REPRESENTATIVE PEABODY THIS AFTERNOON.
WHAT?!
YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE.
YOU DIDN'T ERASE THE MEMORY ON YOUR CELLPHONE.
REMEMBER THAT ANONYMOUS CALL MADE TO PEABODY?
GUESS WHAT PHONE IT CAME FROM?
NO.
AND NOW THAT WE GOT YOUR CONFESSION ON TAPE,
I'D SAY IT'S OVER.
YOU READING THIS, DANNY?
LOUD AND CLEAR.
MOVE IN.
THIS IS THE SAFETY PATROL. YOU ARE SURROUNDED.
SHUT OFF YOUR ENGINES.
SORRY, MAN, IT'S OVER.
UNH-UNH, NOT YET.
TIME TO PICK UP THAT SPARE.
HARD TO PORT!
ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE THE BEST, FILLMORE.
BELIEVE IT.
Third: RELAX, SUNSHINE,
JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE.
Peabody: AND SO, THANKS TO A SPECIAL JOINT EFFORT
BY THE SAFETY PATROL AND STUDENT COUNCIL,
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS CATALOGUE
OF TERM PAPERS IS NOW OFF THE STREETS,
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
HEY, FILLMORE, IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS.
YOU'RE RIGHT, SONNY, IT DIDN'T.
WHEN I WENT STRAIGHT,
MAN, YOU SHOULD'VE COME ALONG WITH ME
BECAUSE I GOT A BETTER LIFE NOW
AND A BETTER PARTNER, TOO.
AND I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THE WAY I WAS BEFORE, NEVER.
NOW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
YOU READY TO GET OUT OF HERE?
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