1 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:03,421 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:05,066 AND NOW "FILLMORE." 3 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:09,821 TODAY'S EPISODE -- "OF SLAIN KINGS ON CHECKERED FIELDS." 4 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:24,710 CHECKMATE IN 26 MOVES FOR NELSON KELLOCH 5 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:26,129 OF ST. STEPHEN'S ACADEMY. 6 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:29,298 NEXT, AT CENTER BOARD, IS X MIDDLE SCHOOL'S OWN -- 7 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:32,552 PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! 8 00:01:32,635 --> 00:01:34,929 CHECKMATEY IN THE HOUSE! 9 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:47,400 AAH! I LOVE YOU, CHECKMATEY! 10 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:52,655 BAN CHECKMATEY. PRESERVE THE GAME OF KINGS. 11 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:57,076 LET'S KICK IT. 12 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,829 MIC CHECK, ONE, TWO. 13 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,290 MIC CHECK, ONE, TWO. 14 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,833 AND THAT'S MATE, Y'ALL. 15 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:08,588 MATCH TO CHECKMATEY. 16 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,802 C.J., DROP A BEAT, YO. 17 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:19,432 YEAH-YA! Y'ALL BETTER RECOGNIZE. 18 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:21,058 IT'S CHECKMATEY. 19 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,779 HIS NAME IS WARREN FOOTE, 20 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,199 BUT EVERYONE KNOWS HIM AS CHECKMATEY. 21 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:38,075 HE'S BRASH. HE'S CONTROVERSIAL. 22 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,785 HE'S IN-YOUR-FACE. 23 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,537 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CHESS, 24 00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:44,290 HE CAN MAKE THOSE BISHOPS DANCE LIKE BRITNEY WITH A BOA. 25 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,251 A WEEK AGO, CHECKMATEY STARTED RECEIVING WRITTEN THREATS, 26 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,337 WARNING HIM TO DROP OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT. 27 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,297 AND THEN THIS MORNING, THIS HAPPENED. 28 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,883 LAB REPORT SHOWS THE ROPES HOLDING THAT PAWN -- 29 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,093 WELL, THEY WERE CUT HALFWAY THROUGH. 30 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,803 SO IT WAS NO ACCIDENT. 31 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,972 IT'S BEEN A BAD YEAR FOR X. 32 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:02,516 THE PASTRY TEAM SUFFERED A HUMILIATING LOSS 33 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,976 AT THE COUNTY PHYLLO FINALS. 34 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,645 THE ULTIMATE HORSESHOES TEAM 35 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,980 WAS STOPPED DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS AT STATES. 36 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:09,649 FROM THIS MOMENT ON, 37 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:12,151 THE TWO OF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR GUARDING CHECKMATEY. 38 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,320 WHERE HE GOES, YOU GO. WHAT HE DOES, YOU DO. 39 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,738 WHAT HE EATS, YOU EAT. 40 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,740 I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE ONIONS. 41 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,409 X NEEDS A TROPHY, AND CHECKMATEY CAN GIVE US ONE. 42 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:22,787 WHOEVER SENT THESE TO CHECKMATEY WAS CAREFUL. 43 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,206 THEY CUT OUT ALL OF THE INDIVIDUAL LETTERS FROM MAGAZINE HEADLINES. 44 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,374 NO HANDWRITING. 45 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:28,417 OFFICER FILLMORE, I PRESUME? 46 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:31,254 YEAH, THAT'S ME. UH, DO I KNOW YOU? 47 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:33,256 NO, BUT YOU SHOULD FEAR ME. 48 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:35,049 MY NAME IS JOYCE SUMMITT, 49 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:38,427 AND I AM THE ONE THAT SHALL LEAVE YOU DEFEATED, SILENT, 50 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,888 LISTENING TO THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR KIN. 51 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:42,390 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 52 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,475 YOU USED TO BE THE KING OF THE CAFETORIUM -- 53 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:48,396 THE GUY WHO COULD PACK MORE AWAY THAN ANYONE, THAN ANYTHING. 54 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,941 BUT X HAS A NEW CHAMPION, AND HER NAME IS JOYCE SUMMITT. 55 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,653 PREPARE TO HOWL FOR MERCY. 56 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,613 NICE GIRL. 57 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,285 HI, I'M RAYLEAN TINGLEY, 58 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,704 PRESIDENT OF THE CHECKMATEY FAN CLUB. 59 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,373 WE JUST THINK HE'S SO TALENTED AND YUMMY. 60 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,916 WANT TO JOIN? 61 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,294 SORRY. WE'RE ON DUTY. 62 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,214 HELLO, THERE. 63 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,758 TYSON PELAREZ, PRESIDENT OF S.P.E.C. -- 64 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:20,720 STUDENTS FOR THE PRESERVATION OF ETIQUETTE IN CHESS. 65 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,431 WE BELIEVE THAT CHECKMATEY'S FLAMBOYANT STYLE 66 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,475 AND DISRESPECTFUL ATTITUDE IS ENDANGERING THE DIGNITY 67 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:28,561 OF THIS ANCIENT AND HALLOWED GAME. 68 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:31,272 SO, YOU GOING TO SIGN THE PETITION OR WHAT, HUH? 69 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,982 UH, WE'RE ON DUTY. SORRY. 70 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:40,531 YOU'RE EXPECTED TO FACE NELSON KELLOCH IN THE FINALS. 71 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,116 YEAH? SO BRING IT! 72 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,618 BUT NELSON KELLOCH IS THE NUMBER-ONE RATED PLAYER 73 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,078 IN THE TOURNAMENT. 74 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:48,122 AREN'T YOU EVEN A LITTLE INTIMIDATED BY HIM? 75 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,082 I'LL MAKE THAT SUCKER IN 12 MOVES, YO, 76 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,585 AND Y'ALL CAN QUOTE ME ON THIS THAT. 77 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,920 NOW, DING! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. 78 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,505 J.C., C.J.! 79 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,596 WARREN FOOTE, I'M CORNELIUS FILLMORE, 80 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,306 AND THIS IS MY PARTNER, INGRID THIRD. 81 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,974 WE'RE FROM THE SAFETY PATROL, 82 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:08,726 AND WE'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO GUARD YOU. 83 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,186 YO, WHATEVER. 84 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:13,105 Y'ALL SHOULD BE TASTING MY FOOD 85 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,149 TO SEE IF IT'S POISONED AND STUFF. 86 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,317 NOT HAPPENING. 87 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,110 IF WE'RE GOING TO GUARD YOU, 88 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:20,488 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LOSE THIS LITTLE ENTOURAGE HERE. 89 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,282 WHAT?! THESE ARE MY BOYS, YO. 90 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:26,077 NO UNAUTHORIZED PEOPLE BACKSTAGE OR IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM 91 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,079 UNTIL AFTER THE TOURNAMENT, UNDERSTOOD? 92 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,039 I LIKE WHEN A FEMALE TAKES CHARGE, YO. 93 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,582 MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS, 94 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,793 I'LL TAKE YOU UP TO THE ROOF OF THE SCHOOL. 95 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:36,962 THAT'S WHERE I GO TO GET AWAY FROM THE SPOTLIGHT, WORK ON MY RHYMES. 96 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:39,298 WHAT DO YOU SAY? I SAY NO. 97 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:42,134 AND I SAY CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. 98 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:43,969 GIRL, YOU GOT A MOUTH ON YOU! 99 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,888 I'M STARTING TO DIG YOU A LIL' BIT. 100 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,599 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS, FILLMORE. 101 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,644 I FEEL LIKE SENDING THREATS TO CHECKMATEY MYSELF. 102 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,187 WE GOT A JOB TO DO, INGRID. 103 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,147 YOU CAN'T LET HIM GET IN YOUR HEAD. 104 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,732 I MEAN, WE DO THIS, 105 00:05:56,816 --> 00:05:58,818 WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PERSONAL FEELINGS AT THE DOOR. 106 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,487 MATCH TO CHECKMATEY. 107 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,281 HE MOVES INTO THE FINALS AGAINST NELSON KELLOCH 108 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,575 AT 1:00 P.M. TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 109 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:09,328 WHAT? WHAT? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? 110 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:14,125 YOU CAN'T RUSH ME OFF STAGE BEFORE I SPIT OUT SOME RHYMES. 111 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,377 I CAN'T LET MY FANS DOWN, Y'ALL. 112 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,756 HEY, STOP! 113 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,259 STAY ON HIM. 114 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,479 STOP! 115 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,523 THIEF! 116 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:48,451 SAFETY PATROL EMERGENCY. 117 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,720 CHECK. 118 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:11,891 OH, PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM IT WAS ME. 119 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,312 THIS ISN'T A THREAT. IT'S A LOVE LETTER. 120 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,356 THAT'S RIGHT, AND IF LOVING CHECKMATEY IS A CRIME, 121 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,901 THEN I PLEAD GUILTY IN THE FIRST DEGREE. 122 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:22,985 YOU CAN GO. 123 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,404 AAH! BYE, CHECKMATEY. 124 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:27,907 I KNOW YOU CAN BEAT NELSON KELLOCH. 125 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,200 I JUST KNOW IT. 126 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,076 MAN! YOU CALL THIS PROTECTING ME? 127 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,579 Y'ALL ARE BUGGING OUT MY FANS AND STUFF. 128 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,831 NOW I GOT TO GO WASH UP. 129 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:47,760 "FIZZY DIGESTIVE SELTZERS." 130 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,431 NO! 131 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,314 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 132 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:45,401 OUR PERP PLANTED THE DIGESTIVE TABLETS IN THE CLOSET, 133 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:48,153 PLUGGED THE SINK DRAIN, AND LEFT THE WATER RUNNING. 134 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,947 THEY ALSO LEFT ANOTHER NOTE. 135 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,325 "DROP OUT, CHECKMATEY. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING." 136 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:54,451 SHIATSU! 137 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,495 LET'S HAVE A LITTLE RECAP, SHALL WE? 138 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,665 I ASKED YOU TO GUARD CHECKMATEY AND KEEP HIM SAFE. 139 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,333 REVERSE KNEAD! 140 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:04,128 TODAY, HE WAS PRACTICALLY FIZZED INTO ANOTHER TIME ZONE. 141 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,006 CHECKMATEY WILL BE FOCUSED FOR THE FINALS. 142 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,841 CHECKMATEY WILL WIN. 143 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:13,345 AND THUS, THE VOID IN MY TROPHY CASE AND THE VOID IN MY HEART 144 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:14,680 WILL BE FILLED. 145 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,765 DEEP TISSUE! 146 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:20,144 FIRST THING TOMORROW, I WANT CHECKMATEY MOVED TO SOME SORT 147 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,646 OF SAFE-HOUSIE THING OFF SCHOOL PROPERTY. 148 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:23,731 SWEDISH! 149 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,574 CHET BAKER? 150 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,034 Y'ALL CALL THIS MUSIC? 151 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,619 TOUCH NOTHING. 152 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,870 COME ON, YO. 153 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:40,080 I'M BORED OUT OF MY SKULL OVER HERE. 154 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:45,044 LET'S GO TO THE MALL AND CHILL OR HANG OR LOITER OR SOMETHING. 155 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:48,339 SORRY, MAN. THE FINALS DON'T START FOR ANOTHER THREE HOURS. 156 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,757 WE STAY PUT UNTIL THEN. 157 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,058 YES? 158 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,267 IT'S ME. 159 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:02,770 VALLEJO THOUGHT YOU SHOULD SEE THIS. 160 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,730 TURNS OUT NELSON KELLOCH'S FATHER 161 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,316 IS ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF MEMENGER INDUSTRIES. 162 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,901 YEAH, SO? 163 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:12,071 WELL, MEMENGER INDUSTRIES MAKES FIZZY DIGESTIVE SELTZERS. 164 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,114 I'M GOING TO HEAD BACK TO SCHOOL. 165 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:16,367 HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH OUR BOY NELSON. 166 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,577 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 167 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,371 BOOM! I'LL BACK YOU UP, YO. 168 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,623 INGRID, YOU COOL HANGING HERE? 169 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,540 DONE. 170 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,501 AW, COME ON, YO. 171 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:29,963 FILLMORE, STOP TRYING TO RUN. 172 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,924 THERE IS NO ESCAPE. 173 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,425 NOT NOW, JOYCE. 174 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,011 I'M GOING AFTER YOUR SLOPPY-JOE RECORD TODAY, 175 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,263 AND I AM GOING TO ANNIHILATE IT. 176 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,765 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 177 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,351 JUST STOP! 178 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,311 YOU KNOW HOW THIS MUST END. 179 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,397 YOU SEE, YOU'RE A LEGEND AT X, 180 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,024 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TAKE DOWN A LEGEND -- 181 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:50,359 HEAD-TO-HEAD. 182 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,404 TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS. 183 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,780 YOU REALLY DON'T. 184 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,408 LUNCH PERIOD STARTS IN TWO HOURS. 185 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,618 YOU CAN RUN FROM YOUR DESTINY, FILLMORE, 186 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,621 BUT SOONER OR LATER, IT WILL FIND YOU. 187 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,179 YO, THESE ARE SERIOUSLY MESSED UP. 188 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,223 WHO DREW THESE -- YOU? MY SISTER. 189 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,808 YEAH? SHE LOOK LIKE YOU? 190 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:23,976 TALLER. 191 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,394 BUT NOT PRETTIER, 192 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,480 BECAUSE YOU ARE FINE, LIKE THE SUNSHINE, 193 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:29,982 AND I -- AAH! UGH! 194 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,650 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, GIRL? 195 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,153 I SAID, "TOUCH NOTHING." REMEMBER? 196 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,779 YOU GOT A BATHROOM I CAN USE? 197 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,699 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 198 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,350 CORNELIUS FILLMORE, X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL, 199 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:08,270 AND I WANT TO SEE YOUR ARTS AND CRAFTS PROJECT. 200 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,108 HEY, GIVE ME THAT BACK. 201 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,693 WAIT A SECOND. 202 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,863 THESE ARE JUST CUTOUTS OF THAT GROUP, THE DANCY LADS. 203 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,199 THEY'RE MY FAVORITE BOY BAND. 204 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,494 I MAKE COLLAGES OF THEM BEFORE I HAVE A MATCH. 205 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,870 IT HELPS RELAX ME. 206 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,331 IT'S RATHER EMBARRASSING, OKAY? 207 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,546 CHECKMATEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 208 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,714 CHECKMATEY? 209 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,174 I'M COMING IN. 210 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,933 WHAT POSSIBLE REASON WOULD I HAVE 211 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,310 FOR WANTING TO SABOTAGE MR. CHECKMATEY? 212 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,395 YOU SCARE CHECKMATEY OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT, 213 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,356 YOU WIN THE FINALS BY FORFEIT. 214 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,734 I WOULDN'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY AGAINST CHECKMATEY 215 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,694 FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, 216 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:01,156 SAVE PERHAPS FOR FRONT-ROW TICKETS TO DANCY LADS. 217 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,953 YOU SEE, DEEP DOWN, UNDER ALL HIS POSTURING AND BRAVADO, 218 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,705 I CAN SEE THE FEAR IN CHECKMATEY'S EYES. 219 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,458 FILLMORE, WE'VE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM. 220 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,335 INGRID, WHERE'S CHECKMATEY? 221 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,628 HE DITCHED ME. 222 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,091 HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, Y'ALL? 223 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,885 I WANT ALL Y'ALL TO COME OUT AND SEE ME 224 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,428 BUST IT, BUST IT, BUST IT 225 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,639 ON THIS VERY STAGE IN THE FINALS. 226 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,226 COME ON, SHOW CHECKMATEY SOME LOVE! 227 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,398 CHECKMATEY, YOU HAD ME AT "YO." 228 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,036 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 229 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,792 INGRID, THE TRAPDOOR. 230 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,092 OH, CHECKMATEY, COME BACK! 231 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,680 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 232 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,599 HEY, CHECKMATEY'S JUST BEING CHECKMATEY. 233 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,225 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 234 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,269 HOW 'BOUT HELPING US HELP YOU. 235 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,646 INGRID AND I HAVE BEEN BUSTING OUR TAILS WATCHING YOUR BACK, 236 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,899 AND YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING US EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 237 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,068 THAT'S BECAUSE Y'ALL ARE UP IN MY BUSINESS AND WHATNOT. 238 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,112 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I WANT FROM YOU? 239 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,238 COMPLETE SILENCE, MAN. 240 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:24,823 'CAUSE STRAIGHT UP, 241 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,575 DUDE, YOU'RE THE WACKEST M.C. I'VE EVER HEARD. 242 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,993 HEY, THAT'S LOW. 243 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,579 YOU CAN CUT ME DOWN, YO, BUT NOT MY VERSE. 244 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,831 YOU JUST RHYMED "BOMB" WITH "WISDOM." 245 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,374 NOW, THAT IS PATHETIC. 246 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,335 YOU BETTER STICK TO CHESS, MAN, 247 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,171 BECAUSE YOU'RE MIC CONTROL IS SERIOUSLY LACKING. 248 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,048 FILLMORE, YOU GUYS OKAY? 249 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,342 YO, WHO NEEDS Y'ALL ANYWAY? 250 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,718 LATER, YO. 251 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,641 WHAT HAPPENED TO CHECKING THE PERSONAL FEELINGS AT THE DOOR? 252 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,018 THE FINALS START IN AN HOUR AND A HALF. 253 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,771 LET'S JUST DO THIS THING AND BE DONE WITH IT. 254 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,656 HE'S NOT HERE. 255 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,991 FILLMORE. 256 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,828 "CHECKMATEY HAS BEEN TAKEN. 257 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,456 "HE WILL BE HELD UNTIL AFTER THE FINALS. 258 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,584 DO NOT TRY AND FIND HIM." 259 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,427 SO, THIS IS THE SAFETY PATROL'S IDEA OF PROTECTION? 260 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,304 THE FINALS BEGIN IN... 261 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,931 AN HOUR AND A HALF. 262 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,684 AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT CHECKMATEY WAS TAKEN 263 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,060 UNDER YOUR VERY NOSES? 264 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,020 WHAT ABOUT MY SHINY, NEW TROPHY? 265 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,439 WHAT ABOUT GIVING THIS SCHOOL THE VICTORY 266 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,400 FOR WHICH IT HAS LONG HUNGERED? 267 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,901 LOOK, PRINCIPAL FOLSOM, 268 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,820 I'M THE ONE THAT DROPPED THE BALL. 269 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,279 I LET CHECKMATEY GET TO ME. 270 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,656 WE BOTH DID. 271 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,449 BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 272 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,827 I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE SLEEP OVER WHAT'S IN YOUR TROPHY CASE. 273 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,162 CHECKMATEY HAS EARNED THE RIGHT TO PLAY IN THE FINALS, 274 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,915 AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE HE GETS THERE. 275 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,376 BUT LET'S MAKE THIS STRAIGHT UP -- 276 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,169 WE'RE DOING IT FOR HIM. 277 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,341 DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? 278 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,759 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 279 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:08,844 EXACTLY. 280 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,387 SO, WHERE'S TYSON 281 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,764 OR ANY OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE S.P.E.C.? 282 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,225 WHY WOULD THEY MISS OUT PROTESTING THE MAIN EVENT? 283 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,352 COULD BE THEY'RE BUSY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. 284 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,869 DISCO. 285 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,497 WHERE ARE WE? 286 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,375 I THINK WE'RE IN A SECTION OF THE SCHOOL'S OLD FOUNDATION. 287 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,889 IS THE OPERATION SECURE? 288 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,599 SEE FOR YOURSELF. 289 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,477 AH, YES. WON'T BE LONG NOW, WILL IT? 290 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,063 DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL BE OUT OF THERE SOON ENOUGH. 291 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,606 NO TIME FOR BACKUP. 292 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,900 WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL, THEN GET CHECKMATEY OUT OF THERE. 293 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,234 YOUR SIGNAL? 294 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,819 TRUST ME -- YOU'LL KNOW IT. 295 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,321 A TOAST -- 296 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,531 TO OPERATION STAMPEDING KNIGHT. 297 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,876 OH, HE'S GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING! 298 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,169 GET HIM! GET HIM! 299 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:33,345 COME ON, CHECKMATEY. WE'RE GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE. 300 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,864 ALL RIGHT. HOLD UP. 301 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,867 SOMEONE BETTER START EXPLAINING. 302 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,537 OPERATION STAMPEDING KNIGHT IS MY CREATION, 303 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,747 THE RESULTS OF MONTHS OF PLANNING. 304 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,958 LOOK, WE PLANNED TO DROP THAT BALLOON 305 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,919 FILLED WITH THREE LAYERS -- KETCHUP, MUSTARD, KETCHUP 306 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,004 ONTO CHECKMATEY DURING THE FINALS. 307 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,006 IT WAS ALL SO PERFECT. 308 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,049 HELP! 309 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,217 IT'S ALIVE! 310 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,219 I-I'M NOT SURE I'M FOLLOWING. 311 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,679 DON'T YOU GET THIS? 312 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,597 OKAY, LOOK, THE RED AND YELLOW REPRESENT 313 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,599 THE COLORS OF THE SPANISH FLAG. 314 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,185 SPAIN IS THE COUNTRY WHERE MODERN CHESS ORIGINATED. 315 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,354 IT'S THE PERFECT TRADITIONALIST REVENGE 316 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,565 AGAINST EVERYTHING CHECKMATEY STANDS FOR. 317 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,733 THAT'S OPERATION STAMPEDING KNIGHT. 318 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,735 SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- 319 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,737 YOU AND THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE S.P.E.C. 320 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,073 HAVE NO IDEA WHERE CHECKMATEY IS RIGHT NOW? 321 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,075 HEY, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS MISSING. 322 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,077 IN FACT, OPERATION STAMPEDING KNIGHT 323 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,329 DEPENDED ON HIM BEING AT THE FINALS. 324 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,706 I DON'T GET IT. 325 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,916 IF THEY DIDN'T TAKE CHECKMATEY, WHO DID? 326 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,918 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF SUSPECTS. 327 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,005 FILLMORE, YOUR TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH. 328 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,924 HAVE SOME HONOR AND FACE YOUR DESTINY. 329 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,801 NOT NOW, JOYCE. 330 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,511 YES, NOW! 331 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,972 ALL MY LIFE -- THE PIE-EATING CONTEST, 332 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,266 THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PRETZEL BARS, 333 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,642 THE 8-FOOT SUBS -- 334 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,061 IT'S ALL BEEN LEADING TO THIS. 335 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,190 YOU WERE ONCE X MIDDLE SCHOOL'S SLOPPY-JOE CHAMPION, 336 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,567 BUT YOU WILL BE DEFEATED! 337 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,485 YOU PATHETIC COWARD! 338 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,196 GO ON, WALK AWAY! 339 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,281 PRETEND I DON'T EXIST! 340 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:20,368 YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO AVOID FACING ME, WOULDN'T YOU?! 341 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,913 I THINK I KNOW WHO TOOK CHECKMATEY. 342 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,666 RUN AND HIDE, FILLMORE! RUN AND HIDE! 343 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,960 I WILL HAVE MY VICTORY! 344 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,004 IT WAS SOMETHING NELSON TOLD ME. 345 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,215 HE SAID THAT UNDER ALL OF CHECKMATEY'S POSING, 346 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,300 HE COULD SEE THAT HE WAS SCARED. 347 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,927 CHECK CHECKMATEY'S MAGAZINE. 348 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,803 CRACKERS. 349 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,977 HEY, CHECKMATEY. 350 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:49,189 OH. OH, YO. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE Y'ALL. 351 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,816 THERE -- THERE WERE THESE THREE BIG DUDES WITH MASKS. 352 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,318 SAVE IT. 353 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,279 I GUESS THIS IS WHAT YOU'D CALL CHECK AND MATE, Y'ALL. 354 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,823 YO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT Y'ALL ARE TALKING ABOUT, YO. 355 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,492 I THINK YOU DO. 356 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,661 I THINK YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T BEAT NELSON IN THE FINALS. 357 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,037 IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG. 358 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,331 YOU SENT THOSE THREATS TO YOURSELF, 359 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,749 AND IT WAS YOU 360 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,668 WHO RIGGED THE FOAM PAWN TO FALL IN THE MATCH. 361 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,294 YOU PLANTED THOSE TABLETS 362 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,004 AND LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN YOUR BATHROOM. 363 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,006 AND YOU ABDUCTED YOURSELF, MAN. 364 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,633 I WAS SCARED, ALL RIGHT?! 365 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,718 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? 366 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,178 I WAS SCARED. 367 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,764 I KNEW I COULDN'T TAKE NELSON IN THE FINALS. 368 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,641 HIS MOVES... 369 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,686 THEY'RE JUST -- MAN, THEY'RE WAY TOO SLAMMIN' FOR ME. 370 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,187 LOOK, NO ONE HAS TO KNOW. 371 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,189 JUST PRETEND YOU NEVER FOUND ME. 372 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,525 EVERYONE WILL THINK I WAS TAKEN AND COULDN'T PLAY. 373 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,026 PLEASE, YO? 374 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:38,530 SORRY, CHECKMATEY, BUT WE DEAL IN TRUTH, NOT LIES. 375 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,199 WAY I SEE IT, YOU GOT TWO CHOICES. 376 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,826 YOU CAN FORFEIT THE MATCH, 377 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,911 AND EVERYONE GETS TO KNOW WHAT WENT DOWN. 378 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,955 OR YOU PLAY, MAN. 379 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,456 YOUR MOVE. 380 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,966 MATCH AND TOURNAMENT 381 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:01,052 TO NELSON KELLOCH OF ST. STEPHEN'S ACADEMY. 382 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,305 GOOD GAME, YO. I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME. 383 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,015 LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 384 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,519 NOTICE I'M SMILING, FILLMORE. 385 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,396 NOTICE I'M APPLAUDING. 386 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,231 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 387 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,066 MY BACK NO LONGER HURTS. 388 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,402 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY MY BACK NO LONGER HURTS? 389 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,739 BECAUSE ONE OF MY STUDENTS GOT TO PLAY CHESS FREE OF FEAR. 390 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,240 RAYCLIFF, WHO IS THIS? 391 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,658 HIS NAME IS LINWOOD. 392 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,452 WELL, WHERE'S FILLMORE?! 393 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,912 EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! 394 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,165 EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! 395 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,417 EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! 396 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,085 EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! 397 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,964 I...CAN'T. 398 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,466 EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! 399 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,058 SO... 400 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,684 MUCH... 401 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,103 SLOPPY...JOES. 402 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:57,067 SORRY, JOYCE, BUT DON'T MESS WITH THE MAESTRO. 403 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,486 I KNOW YOU FEEL ME. 404 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:14,167 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND ABC, INC.