We have
We have no food, we've got no
comforts.
comforts.I don't really want this
to
to end.
to
to end.
You
You can't
You can't tell anyone our secret.
No!
You
You know
You know what we saw in you? We
saw
saw someone who would appreciate a
spa
spa day.
spa day.This is crazy. There's
something
something not right. I got this look
and
and it
and it was like they're not telling
us
us the
us the truth.
There's
There's something
suspicious going on. They came back
last
last night and there was something
sus
sus going
sus going on. Father, can we say a
prayer,
prayer, please. If hell has a smell,
it's
it's that.
Give
Give me
Give me a
Give me a minute, listen to me. You
were
were having a go at me. Let me
respond.
respond. Don't dig me out like that.
There's
There's been suspicious minds in
camp.
camp.Tonight the secret mission
comes
comes to
comes to an end.
But,
But, there's one final twist in the
tale.
But, there's one final twist in the
tale.
Who
Who can
Who can stomach the truth here on
I'm
I'm A
I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of
Here!
Oh,
Oh, what
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Gorgeous.
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Gorgeous.
Good
Good morning, welcome to Australia.
After
After three days of lies and
deception, the truth is coming out.
Yes,
Yes, the
Yes, the Junkyard has been blown
open
open thanks to Coleen Rooney. The
killer
killer always makes one fatal
mistake.
mistake.Maybe they leave a smoking
gun
gun at
gun at the scene or their fingers
prints
prints are on the murder we, or
maybe,
maybe, just maybe, their hair smells
nice
nice because they've had a bubble
bath.
bath. They would have got away with
it,
it, too,
it, too, if it wasn't for the pesky
bubble
bubble bath. There's a true crime
podcast
podcast in this.
podcast in this.
Ant
Ant and
Ant and Dec to host. Speak to my
agent.
Ant and Dec to host. Speak to my
agent.
We
We will
We will have the full story of the
crime
crime of
crime of the century later in the
show.
crime of the century later in the
show.
It's
It's exciting.
Also
Also coming up tonight, two camps
become
become one.
become
become one.
Dean
Dean gets
Dean gets tetchy with Alan. It's
finally
finally here, time for the eating
trial.
trial. This is the only TV show
where
where we
where we will hear the immortal
words...
words... More anus vicar.
words... More anus vicar.You don't
get
get that
get that on Songs of Praise. But we
start
start by
start by going back to yesterday
morning
morning when over in Main Camp the
celebs
celebs saved coconuts from dinner
the
the night
the night before to enjoy with their
breakfast. These aren't the only
nuts
nuts you
nuts you will see celebrities eating
on
on today's show.
Coconut
Coconut rice. We
saved
saved a
saved a bit of coconut for the
morning.
morning. We didn't eat it last
night.
night. We
night. We are making coconut rice
and
and coconut tea. The golden juice.
The
The morning is just great already.
The morning is just great already.
This
This is
This is going to be epic. Coconut
porridge
porridge and tea, great day.
Did
Did you
sleep
sleep all
sleep all right? It's the best
night's
night's sleep I have ever had.
night's sleep I have ever had.
So
So good.
So
So good.
So cosy.
We've
We've got
We've got coconut. Oh,
lovely,
lovely, that would be divine.
lovely, that would be divine.
We
We need
We need to get into the coconut.
I'll
I'll do
I'll do that. Thanks. I'm sure the
other
other camp will be missing Dean
because
because he would be an asset to any
camp
camp actually.
camp
camp actually.
I
I don't
I don't want to let him go now, we
would
would like to keep him, thanks.
Oh,
look!
look! I
look! I have never cracked a coconut
open
open in
open in my life. That is when I knew
I
I was
I was in
I was in the jungle. But not just
any
any jungle, the luxury Junkyard
jungle.
jungle. What are you going to do
with
with the
with the coconut?
with the
with the coconut?
I
I was
I was going to make a mango and
coconut
coconut salsa.
Would
Would you
Would you like just a bit of
coconut?
coconut? I'm quite happy here, I'm
content.
coconut? I'm quite happy here, I'm
content.
We
We are
We are absolutely smashing that
mission.
We are absolutely smashing that
mission.
Main
Main Camp
Main Camp don't suspect a thing.
Them
Them lot
Them lot are living the life of
luxury.
Them lot are living the life of
luxury.
Guaranteed! We do think they are
living
living in
living in different conditions than
the
the ones
the ones we have seen when we have
visited
visited the Junkyard.
They
They were
They were too calm and clean, Dean
was
was very
was very quiet, which is not Dean at
all.
all. Dean's getting his hair done.
all. Dean's getting his hair done.
Everything we are heard and seen has
been
been a
been a facade. I wouldn't be too
upset
upset with Maura and the Rev because
they
they have
they have just come here, but Dean!
You
You know
You know when we have to take Dean
bed
bed down,
bed down, did you have to take his
toiletries. I took his mattress,
pillow
pillow and sleeping bag. What is he
doing
doing for
doing for toiletries?
doing for
doing for toiletries?
He's
He's living the life of Reily.
He's living the life of Reily.
I'm
I'm not
I'm not ready to give up this camp.
I
I don't
I don't want to give up the fruit,
the
the bath,
the bath, the juices. Do you think
we
we will
we will have another mission?
we will have another mission?
We've
We've had
We've had a bed, we've had food.
What
What else
What else is there?
They
They don't have
anything.
They don't have
anything.
We've
We've got
We've got everything.
They
They are
having
having a
having a lovely time down there.
having a lovely time down there.
Reverend
Reverend Richard is having a lovely
time
time making himself at home in the
kitchen.
time making himself at home in the
kitchen.
He
He reminds me of one of my favourite
Bible
Bible passages, and they said unto
him,
him, we
him, we have coconuts and mango and
he
he said
he said bring them to me and I shall
knock
knock up
knock up a mango and coconut salsa.
I
I don't
I don't remember doing that bit in
RE.
I don't remember doing that bit in
RE.
There
There was
There was no trial vote yesterday
because
because all 12 celebs will be going
to
to the
to the trial and we walked into camp
to give
to give them the news. Coleen being
Coleen,
Coleen, she knew we were coming two
minutes
minutes before we even got there.
How
How does
How does she do it? Apparently, she
could
could smell your deodorant 100m
away.
could smell your deodorant 100m
away.
Always
Always one step ahead of everybody
else.
else. She's asked me to give you one
of
of these.
of these. Why would I need this?
Down
Down in
Down in camp... God, she's good!
Down in camp... God, she's good!All
nine
nine of
nine of you will be coming down to
the
the trials area today.
the trials area today.
Finally
Finally it's happened. We need to
see
see how
see how they're dressed, we need to
see their
see their hair.
see their
see their hair.
Coleen,
Coleen, get going with the
questions, line them up in your
head,
head, reel them off.
head, reel them off.
I
I can't
I can't believe we're coming
face-to-face with them and now we
know.
know. I'm
know. I'm so excited to do a group
trial.
know. I'm so excited to do a group
trial.
It's
It's a
It's a nice day out. I feel like
we're
we're going to Thorpe Park. I can't
wait
wait to
wait to see those lying little
thieves.
thieves. Maura, Richard and Dean,
please
please make your way to today's
trial.
trial. We're not going to have to do
anything,
anything, it's going to be like
yesterday. It's time to put your
game
game face
game face on.
game face
game face on.
I
I am
I am on
I am on board with the mission
because
because I
because I want everybody to have the
Junkyard
Junkyard buffet. I think we won't
have
have to
have to do anything. I've done
enough
enough trials. Guys, let's
rock'n'roll.Yes, sir. (They sing
the
the Rocky
the Rocky theme tune)
the Rocky theme tune)I can't wait
to
to see
to see their faces. What we should
do
do is
do is say
do is say nothing to them, don't let
them
them know
them know we rumbled them and see if
they
they still pile it on.
they still pile it on.
We're
We're going to come face-to-face
with
with the
with the guys in the Junkyard. We
think
think we've rumbled them but we
don't
don't know if they know we've
rumbled
rumbled them.
They
They are
They are playing a gave with us, so
we're
we're going to go and get them.
we're going to go and get them.
Game
Game on.
Game on.Locked in. Hi, Barry. Come
on
on in.
Seats
Seats over there for you.
Seats over there for you.Come in,
have
have a
have a seat. Welcome to the
Bushtucker Trial area and welcome to
the
the Terrifying Teddy Bears' Picnic.
Are
Are you
Are you looking forward to meeting
up
up with
up with the guys from the Junkyard?
Yes,
Yes, we
Yes, we are. Why did you do that?
Yes, we are. Why did you do that?We
think
think there's something suspicious
going
going on.
We
We have
We have Wagatha Christie.
We have Wagatha Christie.
They
They have
They have been having it pretty hard
down
down there, no? Oh, no they haven't!
You
You don't
You don't believe them?
You don't believe them?No. Let's
bring
bring them in, all the way from the
Junkyard,
Junkyard, please welcome the
Reverend
Reverend Richard, Maura and Dean.
Hi,
Hi, Richard, Maura, Dean.
Hi, Richard, Maura, Dean.Welcome to
the
the Bushtucker Trial Clearing.
We're
We're really hungry, it's very
boring
boring where we are, Dean did bring
some
some spirit.
some
some spirit.
What
What is
What is the worst thing about being
in
in the
in the Junkyard?
in the Junkyard?The hunger and
deprivation. I slept on the floor
last
last night, my back a broke. Is
there
there anything you would like to ask
the
the three
the three from the Junkyard.
They're
They're not getting a job in Corrie,
I
I can
I can tell you that.
I can tell you that.
Any
Any questions?
Any questions?I'm not convinced
that
that you
that you are actually in the
Junkyard.
Junkyard. No! We've been suffering!
Junkyard. No! We've been suffering!
I
I came
I came back last night and I said
there's
there's something sussy going on.
there's something sussy going on.
You
You were
You were too clean.
You were too clean.
Did
Did you
Did you really just work it out? You
have
have just
have just given it away right now.
Was
Was that
Was that an outright confession?
No!
No! You
No! You have been rumbled in the
jungle!
No! You have been rumbled in the
jungle!
Yes,
Yes, Tulisa, I like it. Guys, it
looks
looks like you have been rumbled in
the
the jungle.
the
the jungle.
Maura
Maura made me do it. Circumstances
in
in the
in the Junkyard are not quite as
tough
tough as
tough as we may have led you to
believe.
believe. I knew it!
believe. I knew it!
We
We had
We had a
We had a bubble bath. Melvin, I'm
sorry,
sorry, I
sorry, I had cheese sandwiches while
you
you were
you were getting dunked on. I really
enjoyed
enjoyed them as well. I heard you
crying.
crying. I'm a good actress.
crying. I'm a good actress.
Basically, Main Camp, they made you
sacrifice
sacrifice food for them and made you
sacrifice a bed for them. But for
very
very good
very good reason.
Do
Do you
Do you want to tell them why?
Do you want to tell them why?
Because
Because we are winning meals for the
Junk
Junk Food
Junk Food Buffet for the whole camp.
Every
Every time you have sacrificed
something
something for them, they have won
you
you food.
you food. So far they have won six
portions
portions of food at the Junk Food
Buffet.
portions of food at the Junk Food
Buffet.
However,
However, there are still six
portions
portions of food up for grabs. Dean,
you
you can
you can take a seat with your old
campmates.
you can take a seat with your old
campmates.
Yeah!
Yeah! Richard, you sit here. Maura,
you
you sit
you sit here.
you sit
you sit here.
Father,
Father, can we say a prayer, please.
There
There are
There are still six portions of food
available
available to win and it's up to you
two
two to
two to win them by taking part in
today's
today's trial. Shall we tell you
what
what it
what it is?
what it
what it is?
This
This is
This is the Terrifying Teddy Bears'
Picnic.
It's
It's an
It's an eating trial, with 12 picnic
themed
themed dishes. For every two dishes
you
you successfully eat, you will win
another
another portion of food for the Junk
Food
Food Buffet. If one of you refuses
to
to eat
to eat a
to eat a dish, then you will lose
that
that portion and we will move on to
the
the next
the next one. So you both have to
eat
eat to
eat to win the portion. Neither of
you
you have
you have to do this trial.
you have to do this trial.
You
You don't
You don't have to do it. But that
means
means there will only be six
portions
portions of food at the buffet, half
a
a buffet.
a
a buffet.
Circumstance portions is a lot, I'm
quite
quite full! You are full, they're
not!
not!You
not!You can pass on a dish if you
want,
want, but
want, but you can't come back to it.
What
What do
What do you think? We've got to get
those
those portions, Maura.
those portions, Maura.
We're
We're starving.
We're
We're starving.
If
If you
If you want a nice welcome in Main
Camp,
Camp, you
Camp, you need to do well in this
trial.
trial.We
trial.We do, to be fair.
trial.We do, to be fair.
We
We do.
We do. Shall we have a look at the
first
first dish?
first
first dish?
I
I guess
I guess so, yeah.
I guess so, yeah.
Time
Time for
Time for round one. Maura, you are
up
up first.
up first. Lovely.
up first.
up first. Lovely.
Shall
Shall we
Shall we see the first dish? Ranger,
first
first dish, please.
#
# If
# If you
# If you go down in the woods today
you
you are
you are sure of a big surprise.
you are sure of a big surprise.
How
How cute!
This
This is
This is a
This is a porked eye. It's pigs eye
balls.
balls. No, you're joking. I'm not.
balls. No, you're joking. I'm not.
Only
Only one?
Only
Only one?
Two.
Two. You're joking. Declan!
Two. You're joking. Declan!I feel
sick
sick just
sick just looking at it. Pick it up
and
and have
and have a feel.
and have a feel.
Oh,
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. She's
Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity Get
Me
Me Out
Me Out Of
Me Out Of Here!. After three days of
lies
lies and
lies and deceit in the Junkyard,
Reverend
Reverend Richard and Maura have been
rehumbled.
Reverend Richard and Maura have been
rehumbled.
They
They were
They were given one last shot at
redemption, if they could complete a
Bushtucker Trial they would win a
buffet
buffet for the camp.
buffet for the camp.The first prize
was
was a
was a pair of eyes.
was a pair of eyes.
Oh,
Oh, wow,
Oh, wow, she's in.
Oh, wow, she's in.
Oh!
Oh! Seems
Oh! Seems chewy. You've got it,
don't
don't even think about it. Nearly
there.
there. It's really dry.
there. It's really dry.
Well
Well done! Good start. Now just one
more
more eye
more eye ball. Straight in there.
more eye ball. Straight in there.
No
No messing about.
No messing about.
Is
Is that
Is that going to be your tactic,
Richard?
Richard?I
Richard?I will cross that bridge
when
when we
when we get to it! Oh! You've got
this.
this. Keep your head up. Has she
done
done it?
done
done it?
Yes!
Yes!This
Yes!This is really dry and just a
foul,
foul, foul taste off it. Well done.
You
You did
You did it. Reverend Richard, to win
this
this portion, you need to complete
your
your dish. Shall we find out what it
is?
is?Yes,
is?Yes, please.
is?Yes,
is?Yes, please.
Ranger!
Ranger! This is a Crawl-dorf Salad.
You
You have
You have to eat five cockroaches and
five
five crickets.
five crickets.For what we are about
to
to receive...
to
to receive...
Oh,
Oh, look
Oh, look at this!
Oh, look at this!
Oh!
Oh! Keep
Oh! Keep it in.
Oh! Keep it in.Wow! Come on, keep
your
your head
your head up.
your head
your head up.
Seven,
Seven, eight, nine.
Seven, eight, nine.
Come
Come on.
Come on. 10! Chew it, swallow it.
Show
Show us
Show us an empty mouth.
No!
Show us an empty mouth.
No!
Don't
Don't lose it.
Don't lose it.
Richard,
Richard, keep it in.
Richard, keep it in.
Give
Give him
Give him encouragement, Maura.
Give him encouragement, Maura.
Yeah!
Give him encouragement, Maura.
Yeah!
Well
Well done, Richard.
It
It was
It was touch and go for a moment.
It was touch and go for a moment.It
really
really was. That's one more portion
for
for the
for the junk buffet. That's seven
portions.
for the junk buffet. That's seven
portions.
Ready
Ready for
Ready for round 2?
Ready for round 2?Yeah.
Ready for round 2?
Ready for round 2?Yeah.
Reverend
Reverend Richard, you are going
first
first on
first on this one. Let's see what
you've
you've got. This is is Camovile Tea,
fermented
fermented herring.
If
If you
If you could polish off the whole
cup.
cup. More
cup. More tea, vicar. You beat me to
it!
cup. More tea, vicar. You beat me to
it!
Don't
Don't stop. Keep going. Easier said
than
than done.
than
than done.
I
I caught
I caught a whiff of that.
I caught a whiff of that.
That's
That's disgusting.
Come
Come on,
Come on, no, no, no!
Come on, no, no, no!It reeks. I
have
have never Smelt anything that bad
in
in my
in my life.
in my
in my life.
One
One more!
One more! Nearly there!
One more! Nearly there!
Oh
Oh my
Oh my goodness. Yes!
Oh my goodness. Yes!
Reverend,
Reverend, if hell has a smell, it's
that.
that. That is the worst thing I have
ever
ever Smelt on this show.
ever Smelt on this show.The taste
isn't
isn't great either.
isn't great either.
Less
Less tea,
Less tea, vicar?
Less tea,
Less tea, vicar?
You
You haven't won a portion yet,
because
because Maura, you have to complete
your
your dish.
This
This is...
Lemon-afraid.
It's
It's blended beach worms. You can
put
put the
put the lemon on the side.
put the lemon on the side.
That's
That's not part of it. But you have
to
to drink
to drink all of this glass.
Don't
Don't smell it, keep your head back.
Don't smell it, keep your head back.
I'm
I'm not
I'm not sleeping next to you,
father,
father, after that.
Look
Look at
Look at this! Yes!
Look at this! Yes!
Look at
Look at her go!
Look at her go!Yeah!
That's
That's another portion for the
jungle
jungle buffet.
jungle
jungle buffet.
That's
That's 8
That's 8 in total now.
That's 8 in total now.
Right,
Right, round 3, Maura, you are up
first
first in
first in this round. Shall we find
out?
first in this round. Shall we find
out?
This
This is
This is chocolatey-scare. We are
looking
looking for two scorpions.
looking for two scorpions.
Oh,
Oh, I
Oh, I could cry.
Oh, I could cry.
Think
Think of
Think of a prawn.
Think of a prawn.
Do
Do you
Do you like prawn?s
Do you like prawn?sI love prawns.
Do you like prawn?sI love prawns.
Picture
Picture prawns.
It's
It's vile. Don't think about it.
Come
Come on,
Come on, Maura.
Go
Go on!
Go
Go on!
She's
She's brilliant. That's crunchy.
Keep
Keep it
Keep it in.
Keep it in.Oh!
Keep it in.
Keep it in.Oh!
Go
Go on,
Go on, girl.
Go on,
Go on, girl.
The
The flapping helps a bit.
Brilliant. Brilliant.
Brilliant. Brilliant.Go on, Maura,
down
down the
down the hatch. You've got this.
Oh!
Flapping
Flapping again.
Yes!
That
That was
That was very impressive, I have to
say.
Reverend
Reverend Richard...
Reverend Richard...Hello.
Reverend Richard...
Reverend Richard...Hello.
It's
It's over
It's over to you.
This
This is
This is snort-bread biscuits.
This is snort-bread biscuits.
You
You have
You have to eat one slice of snouts.
Bristles
Bristles as well? It's like a
pretzel.
pretzel. Didn't expect him to put in
the
the whole
the whole thing.
the whole
the whole thing.
Keep
Keep going, Richard, that's great.
Keep going, Richard, that's great.
Keep
Keep going. You can do it, Richard.
Think
Think of
Think of something nice you like to
eat.
Think of something nice you like to
eat.
Pate.
Pate.He
Pate.He loves pate. Go on, Richard.
Pate.He loves pate. Go on, Richard.
Yeah!
Yeah!Good
Yeah!Good grief.
Yeah!Good
Yeah!Good grief.
Nobody
Nobody ever puts a full snout in at
once.
Nobody ever puts a full snout in at
once.
No
No snout
No snout is safe!
Well
Well done, that is
another
another portion for the Junk Food
Buffet.
On
On to
On to round 4, Reverend Richard, you
are
are going
are going first in this one.
are going first in this one.
Let's
Let's see
Let's see what we've got. This is
chicken
chicken bumsticks.
chicken
chicken bumsticks.
I
I didn't
I didn't know chickens bums were
that
that big.
that
that big.
It's
It's crocodile anus. The portion on
the
the stick.
the
the stick.
Again,
Again, again, all in. Straight in.
No
No chewing.
OK?
Oh,
Oh, my
Oh, my goodness.
He's
He's a
He's a machine. He
doesn't
doesn't hang about. Maura, time for
your
your part
your part in this round.
This
This is
This is a
crotch-egg. It's a goat testicle.
You
You have
You have to take it out and eat the
whole
whole testicle.
whole
whole testicle.
You
You are
You are kidding me. I'm not. Roll it
out
out of
out of the outer casing there.
out of the outer casing there.
Oh,
Oh, my
Oh, my God!
Oh, my
Oh, my God!
Grab
Grab the
Grab the balls and get it down you.
You
You can
You can do two chews.
Don't
Don't look at
it,
it, just
it, just put it in your mouth.
it, just put it in your mouth.
It's
It's gone
It's gone in!
It's gone
It's gone in!
I
I meet
I meet to
I meet to go half. Two bites.
I meet to go half. Two bites.
Oh!
I meet to go half. Two bites.
Oh!
There
There you
There you go.
There you
There you go.
Don't
Don't know what I expected to see on
the
the inside, but not that.
the inside, but not that.
I
I wasn't
I wasn't sure.
I wasn't
I wasn't sure.
You've
You've got this, Maura, head up!
You've got this, Maura, head up!
It's
It's really bad. Really bad.
I
I don't
want
want to
want to do the other one.
want to do the other one.
You
You are
You are halfway there.
You are halfway there.Incredible
right
right now.
right
right now.
I
I can't
I can't swallow it.
You
You can.
You can.First time I said that.
You can.First time I said that.
I
I don't
I don't understand that reference.
Sorry,
Sorry, father.
Sorry,
Sorry, father.
No,
No, no,
No, no, no. Keep it in!
Don't
Don't lose it now.
Chin
Chin up!
You
You can
You can do it Maura. Come on!
Well
Well done.
Well
You
You are
You are so nearly there, Maura. Go
on,
on, girl.
Last
Last bit.
Yes!
Yes!I
Yes!I don't know how I did that.
Well
Well done.
Well
Well done.
Well
Well done.
Well
Well done.
Well
Well done.
That
That is
That is portion number 10 for the
Junk
Junk Food
Junk Food Buffet. Time for round 5.
The
The rest
The rest of the dishes will all be
sharing
sharing platters. Let's find out
what
what we've got first.
I
I can't
I can't cope with much more.
No.
We've
We've got
We've got sandwichedy Grubbs and you
each
each have
each have to eat one witchedty grubb
and
and one
and one teet. You've got this guys.
He's
He's gone
He's gone for it.
He's gone for it.Richard, I don't,
I
I can't
I can't look at you. Oh, no.
Keep
Keep it
Keep it in, Richard.
Keep it in, Richard.Don't spit it
out!
out! Chin
out! Chin up.
out! Chin
out! Chin up.
Keep
Keep it
Keep it in, that's it.
Keep it in, that's it.Richard, well
done,
done, have a drink. You're nearly
done.
done. Yes!
done.
done. Yes!
Well
Well done. Just one teet each to
complete
complete this round.
complete this round.You have come
this
this far,
this far, come on. Pick a teet, any
teet.
teet. There's hair on it.
That's
That's the least of your worries.
There
There he
There he is, Richard's gone for it.
There he is, Richard's gone for it.
Come
Come on,
Come on, Maura, don't think about
it.
In
In and
In and down. Richard, well done.
Come
Come on,
Come on, Maura. Yes!
Come on, Maura. Yes!
Portion
Portion number 11 for the Junk Food
Buffet.
Buffet. Let's get the final food
out.
This
This is
This is a
This is a cha-pukery platter and a
platter
platter of cocksnail sausages. We've
got
got vomit
got vomit fruit down the end there,
a
a sheep's
a sheep's brain and three giant meal
worms
worms and
worms and on this dish here we have
bull's
bull's penis and snails.
You
You have
You have to eat one stick each and
share
share the
share the vomit fruit, share the
brain
brain and
brain and one meal worm each.
brain and one meal worm each.I
wouldn't
wouldn't blame them for tapping out
now.
now. Well
now. Well done, Richard. Go on,
Maura,
Maura, yes Richard.
Maura, yes Richard.
That's
That's it, guys. Keep going,
straight
straight in. Well done, Richard,
very
very good.
very good.You have got this.
very good.You have got this.
Superstar.
very good.You have got this.
Superstar.
There
There you
There you go.
She's
She's amazing. One giant meal worm
each,
each, half a brain, half a vomit
fruit.
Are
Are you
Are you OK?
Are you
Are you OK?
Very
Very good.
Very
Very good.
You've
You've done it, well done. Half a
brain.
That's
That's it, let's go, Maura.
That's it, let's go, Maura.
Well
Well done, Richard. Yes, Maura.
Yes,
Yes, Richard!
Nearly
Nearly there, Maura.
You
You are
You are amazing, Maura.
You are amazing, Maura.
Brilliant
Brilliant work. One tiny vomit fruit
away.
away. Richard, if you have half and
hand
hand the
hand the other half over to Maura.
hand the other half over to Maura.I
just
just got
just got a whiff of that.
just got a whiff of that.
It's
It's fruit, remember.
It's fruit, remember.Finishing with
a
a little
a little bit of fruit. It stinks.
a little bit of fruit. It stinks.
Just
Just finishing on a tiny bit of
fruit.
Just finishing on a tiny bit of
fruit.
Well
Well done, Richard. Well done.
Well done, Richard. Well done.
It's
It's the
It's the last bit. Nearly there now.
It's the last bit. Nearly there now.
You've
You've got it. Don't lose it now.
You've got it. Don't lose it now.
Come
Come on,
Come on, Maura, nearly there. Yes!
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE you have both
successfully won 12 portions of food
for
for the
for the Junk Food Buffet.
for the Junk Food Buffet.
Maura,
Maura, well done.
Reverend
Reverend Richard, well done.
Reverend Richard, well done.
You
You can
You can all now, all 12 of you, make
your
your way
your way back to Main Camp, but why
don't
don't you
don't you go via the Junkyard to
show
show off
show off its secrets.
show off its secrets.Come on to the
Junkyard.
Junkyard. Well done. Eat well.
Fill
Fill your
Fill your boots.
He
He stinks. Sorry.
He stinks. Sorry.
I'm
I'm struggling to stand next to him,
honestly.
honestly. How did we do that? We
powered
powered through. This was our first
trial
trial as
trial as well. Mission complete: We
smashed
smashed it. It's been hell. You
wouldn't
wouldn't understand, Mel. Honestly.
wouldn't understand, Mel. Honestly.
I
I was
I was so
I was so evil.
I was so
I was so evil.
Welcome
Welcome to our crib. Oh, my days.
This
This is
This is our really comfy bed. We had
a
a bath
a bath with hot water. It smells
amazing.
amazing. The reason we didn't need a
fire
fire was,
fire was, we've got a cooker. Oh, my
God.
God. We
God. We didn't need the fire ever. A
bath,
bath, a
bath, a fridge. They had bath salts.
bath, a fridge. They had bath salts.
And
And a
And a stove! The acting skills from
Maura
Maura and
Maura and the Rev, can a reverend
even
even lie
even lie to you? He's got to repent.
I
I have
I have to
I have to ask the question, because
we
we thought we nailed it. No.
we thought we nailed it. No.
Who
Who figured us out first? Coleen.
Who figured us out first? Coleen.
What
What happened?
What
What happened?
I
I knew.
I knew. I
I knew. I knew. You were too
emotional. I went too hard. Last
night
night when I came back down, I
thought
thought no, something not right
there.
there. I
there. I am glad to confirm my
suspiciouses were right. They have
been
been living in luxury. But that
eating
eating challenge was tough.
I
I think
I think they have redeemed
themselves. Don't know about Dean
though!
though! You know what else, our pans
came
came back
came back so clean. Nothing gets
past
past Miss
past Miss Rooney.
past Miss
past Miss Rooney.
Coleen
Coleen is
Coleen is so good.
Coleen is so good.
Dot,
Dot, dot,
Dot, dot, dot, she's good. Very
impressive and massive respect to
Maura
Maura and
Maura and Reverend Richard in the
trial.
trial. Well done, guys.
trial. Well done, guys.
Very
Very good.
Very
Very good.
What
What a
What a trial.
What a trial.That is the closest I
have
have been
have been to being sick at a trial.
Some
Some of
Some of the smells there, it was
unholy.
Some of the smells there, it was
unholy.
And
And bum
And bum holy as well.
And bum holy as well.If you are
hungry
hungry for more, feast your eyes on
this.
this. Two
this. Two celebrities are ready for
an
an MoT,
an MoT, a
an MoT, a miserably offensive trial.
And
And this
And this one's trucking terrifying.
And this one's trucking terrifying.
To
To take
To take home dinner, they will need
the
the right
the right spanner.
the right spanner.Who's revved up
and
and ready
and ready for Absolute Carnage?
Absolute
Absolute Carnage.
Absolute Carnage.The vote for
Absolute
Absolute Carnage is now open.
Absolute Carnage is now open.
You
You can
You can cast up to five votes on the
app.
app. The
app. The voting window is only open
for
for eight
for eight minutes.
for eight
for eight minutes.
Short.
for eight minutes.
Short.
What
What did
What did you call me? Time for a
quick
quick break, before more action
after
after an
after an eventful day in camp.
See
See you
See you in a few
Welcome back to I'm A
Celebrity...Get Me Out Of
Celebrity...Get Me Out Of.
Here!
Here! The
Here! The vote for Absolute Carnage
closes
closes soon. It was time to close
the
the Junkyard's doors and all
celebrities were united into one
camp.
camp. With 12 of them in there, the
big
big question was -.
who
who was
who was going to sleep where?
who was going to sleep where?
There's
There's a
There's a bed! Free beds. Get it,
Danny,
Danny, go, Danny, go.
Danny, go, Danny, go.
Nab
Nab this
Nab this one here.
Take
Take it.
Take
Take it.
Can
Can I
Can I have it? Yes! Welcome home.
Can I have it? Yes! Welcome home.
Thank
Thank you. It's very smokey.
Thank you. It's very smokey.
Welcome
Welcome home, Dean. Welcome,
Richard.
Richard. So this is it.
Richard. So this is it.
Yeah,
Yeah, shall we show you the shower
and
and bathroom. Let me show you.
and bathroom. Let me show you.
Where
Where is
Where is everybody sleeping? Whose
is
is that
is that hammock?
I
I have
I have to
I have to get off that.
I have to get off that.
It's
It's lord
It's lord of the flies, you move in
rank,
rank, if
rank, if you are newcomers, you get
the
the worst
the worst beds. This is nice and
communal.
communal. I did not mess about
today,
today, it
today, it was a brand new bed and
Newham
Newham OK, I went straight for the
bed.
Newham OK, I went straight for the
bed.
Danny,
Danny, can you particular that bed
because
because it's closer to the rats. I'm
not
not going
not going near the rats, sunshine.
I've
I've slept near the rats all week!
I've slept near the rats all week!
Normally
Normally I don't go out there and do
things
things for myself like that, but I
had
had to
had to get it. This is where Melvin
sleeps,
sleeps, this is where Oti sleeps. GK
is
is on
is on that hammock. You are on that
hammock,
hammock, or that hammock, depending
which
which one
which one you want.
which one you want.
I
I think
I think I
I think I prefer this one, if I'm
being
being honest. How many nights have
they
they slept in there?
they slept in there?
Since
Since the
Since the beginning. It's time for a
switch-up, honey, I'm home!
Reverend,
Reverend, what hammock are you
sleeping
sleeping on?
sleeping
sleeping on?
Whatever
Whatever I'm given, I guess.
Richard,
Richard, could you manage a hammock,
do
do you
do you think?
do you
do you think?
I
I don't
I don't know, getting in and out
might
might be
might be comedy. I have never slept
in
in a
in a hammock and I'm not a good
sleeper,
sleeper, and I'm also tall and
overweight, so that doesn't bode
well
well for
well for my night-time pleasure.
That's
That's it, careful. Feels good?
That's it, careful. Feels good?
Yeah.
Yeah. Have you slept in a hammock
before?
before? No, I don't know what to
expect.
I
I will
I will be
I will be fine though. I just feel
bad
bad for
bad for him. I don't think he should
be
be in
be in a
be in a hammock personally. I don't
think
think so
think so either.
think so
think so either.
See
See how
See how you feel. If you don't feel
good,
good, I
good, I will switch with you, I'm
right
right next to Melvin.
right next to Melvin.
Thank
Thank you, I'm sure I will be fine.
Dean
Dean did
Dean did not offer his bed to anyone
and
and he
and he went and he slept on Danny's
bed
bed and
bed and he took a nap. Tricky one,
who
who should sleep where. Well, as the
Bible
Bible says, it will be easier for a
camel
camel to
camel to go through the eye of a
needle
needle than for Reverend Richard
Coles
Coles to
Coles to get a decent night's kip in
a
a hammock.
I
I need
I need to
I need to see your copy of the
Bible,
Bible, because it's very different
to
to the
to the one I have seen before. The
vote
vote for
vote for Absolute Carnage is closed
and
and shortly we will be heading to
the
the camp
the camp to announce which two
celebs
celebs are doing it.
celebs are doing it.
Right,
Right, time for the moment they have
all
all been
all been waiting for. The arrival of
the
the Junk
the Junk Food Buffet, a
mouth-watering spread all brought
into
into camp
into camp by Richard, Maura and
Coleen.
Coleen.Not since Wayne made his
England
England debut have we seen a Rooney
dribbling
dribbling quite this much.
dribbling quite this much.
We've
We've got
We've got a present!
Walking
Walking into camp with the junk food
to
to see
to see my
to see my campmates' faces, it was a
picture.
picture. It's a chicken nugget.
picture. It's a chicken nugget.
Oh,
Oh, my
Oh, my God!
Oh, my
Oh, my God!
Celebrities, as a result of winning
12
12 portions of food in the Junk Food
Buffet,
Buffet, you have won kangaroo
burgers,
burgers, hotdogs, chicken nuggets,
pizza,
pizza, onion rings and Australia
fries,
fries, enjoy! Everything you could
think
think of,
think of, we had. Never have you
seen
seen a
seen a lesbian so quick to put a
sausage
sausage in their mouth.
I
I devoured that. Cheers, everyone!
Cheers!
I devoured that. Cheers, everyone!
Cheers!
Oh,
Oh, my
Oh, my God.
Oh, my
Oh, my God.
Thank
Thank you, guys, so much for doing
all
all that.
all that.Oh, my God. Actual
flavour.
flavour. That's incredible.
flavour. That's incredible.There
was
was a
was a party in my mouth!
was a party in my mouth!
Just
Just double checking, does anyone
still
still want rice and beans!
still want rice and beans!
I
I feel
I feel emotional.
I feel
I feel emotional.
Does
Does anyone else feel they could
burst
burst out
burst out crying. The dunny is going
to
to be
to be a
to be a problem. My lips were
pumping,
pumping, because I think my taste
buds
buds went
buds went "Oti, where have you
been?".
been?". The next time we eat rice
and
and beans
and beans it's going to taste like
dog
dog shit.
dog shit. Last night all the
conversation was about rumbling that
lot
lot down
lot down there. They redeemed
themselves because it was revealed
they
they were
they were doing it for a reason.
they were doing it for a reason.
You
You see,
You see, Maura, you are not as
hungry
hungry as
hungry as we are, we're starving.
It's
It's like
It's like hyenas.
It's like
It's like hyenas.
The
The campmates have forgiven us for
all
all our
all our lies.
all our
all our lies.
Thank
Thank you
Thank you Richard and Maura! Looking
at
at your
at your faces, it gives me... You
don't
don't know what you did for us
today,
today, I
today, I don't think you realise,
seriously. If there had been any
anxiety
anxiety of people thinking why are
we
we letting these traitors into our
midst,
midst, it
midst, it was dispelled because
there
there were onion rings, chicken
nuggets
nuggets and they forgave us and it
was
was lovely to see the camp so happy
and
and people fed.
and people fed.
(Burping)
(Burping) Excuse me. You walked over
at
at the
at the worst time. Coleen walked
into
into my
into my burp.
into my burp.I would rather fart
than
than burp, we're not burpers. Guys,
the
the Rooneys aren't burpers, pass it
Welcome back. We are on our way into
camp
camp and
camp and telling which two celebs
are
are off
are off to face Absolute Carnage.
Before
Before that, back to last night,
when
when down
when down in camp there was trouble
getting
getting wood. We have all been
there,
there, right, guys?
Anyone
Anyone seen any
wood
wood anywhere? I can't go on my own.
Dean
Dean has
Dean has to wake up and do it. Maybe
wake
wake him
wake him up.
wake him
wake him up.
He's
He's had
He's had a nice rest on a very
luxurious
luxurious bed, he'll be fine.
luxurious bed, he'll be fine.
Camp
Camp members are not allowed to go
fetch
fetch the
fetch the wood by themselves. So we
had
had to
had to wake Dean up.
had to wake Dean up.
Dean,
Dean, hi
Dean, hi mate, it's only Al, can you
hear
hear me?
hear me? Hello, Dean.
hear me? Hello, Dean.
Deano,
Deano, sorry mate.
Deano, sorry mate.
Jane
Jane has
Jane has gone down to collect wood
and
and somebody has to go with her, but
there's
there's only you allowed to carry it
back
back up.
back
back up.
Don't
Don't fancy it? No. OK.
Don't fancy it? No. OK.
OK.
Don't fancy it? No. OK.
OK.
You
You need
You need to go get wood with Jane.
You need to go get wood with Jane.
I
I woke
I woke Dean.
I woke
I woke Dean.
You
You made
You made it, I was trying to wake
you
you as
you as soft as I can. You need to
give
give me
give me a
give me a minute, if you are going
to
to wake
to wake me up, listen to me, if you
are
are going
are going to wake me up, you need to
give
give me
give me a
give me a win. It takes a couple of
minutes
minutes for my contact lenses to
work
work again. Don't say to me "you
don't
don't fancy it". Mate, listen to me.
Jane
Jane was
Jane was halfway down here. I get
that,
that, but
that, but you need to give me a
minute,
minute, mate. I didn't say it how
you
you think
you think I meant it, but if you
have
have took
have took it that way I apologise,
OK.
have took it that way I apologise,
OK.
I
I needed
I needed a minute, I just needed a
minute.
I needed a minute, I just needed a
minute.
You're
You're not going to listen. I didn't
want
want to
want to make you up mate, I said if
you
you don't
you don't fancy it, I wasn't having
a
a go
a go at
a go at you. I don't think you are
having
having a
having a go at me, I'm not saying
that.
having a go at me, I'm not saying
that.
Fair
Fair enough, mate.
Fair enough, mate.
Jane
Jane was
Jane was halfway down here, so I had
to
to go
to go with her.
to go with her.
I
I don't
I don't think you were having a go
at
at me,
at me, all I am saying is, you said
"you
"you don't fancy it, OK", I didn't
get
get a
get a chance to respond. No worries,
sure,
sure, I
sure, I understand what you are
saying,
saying, I
saying, I apologise if you have
taken
taken it
taken it that way.
taken it that way.
It
It wasn't
It wasn't meant in that way.
It wasn't meant in that way.
That's
That's all right.
That's all right.
I
I opened
I opened my eyes and wee Tyrone is
down
down at
down at the bottom of the creek. He
didn't
didn't give me a chance to say yes
or
or no,
or no, he
or no, he said "you don't fancy it,
no"
no" and
no" and run, he was being a real
camp
camp leader. I had to say to him, if
you
you are
you are going to say that, give me a
chance,
chance, because of course I fancy
it,
it, I
it, I want to help Jane, I went
straight
straight down and helped her.
Sorry.
Thanks
Thanks for your help. Sorry, love, I
was
was asleep. It was a flippant
comment,
comment, I'm sorry he took it the
wrong
wrong way. It was a joke, if I was
asleep
asleep and he woke me up, I wouldn't
fancy
fancy it.
I
I will
I will always come and help you. I
didn't
didn't want to take you up. You can
always
always wake me up. I thought I would
just
just come
just come down.
just come
just come down.
Let's
Let's go
Let's go into camp to tell them
which
which two
which two of them are facing the
trial.
which two of them are facing the
trial.
Just
Just give
Just give me a minute. All right,
mate.
Morning!
Good
Good morning.
Good
Good morning.
How
How are
How are you all?
How are you all?
Nice
Nice to
Nice to see you all. The public have
been
been voting for the next trial.
been voting for the next trial.
This
This one
This one is called Absolute Carnage.
In
In no
In no particular order, Reverend
Richard,
Richard, the public have decided
it's
it's not
it's not you.
Oti,
Oti, it's
Oti, it's not you.
Alan...
It's
It's not
It's not you.
GK
GK Barry...
GK
It's
It's not
It's not you.
It's not
It's not you.
Melvin...
It's
It's not
It's not you.
Jane...
It's
not
It's
It's not
It's not you.
It's not
Tulisa...
It's
It's not
It's not you.
Danny...
It's
It's not
It's not you.
It's not
Coleen...
It
It might
It might be you.
It might be
It's
It's not
It's not you.
So
So that
So that means, Dean,
it
it might
it might be you.
it might be you.
So,
So, it
So, it is
So, it is between Coleen and Dean.
The
The public have decided the person
they
they want
they want to see face Absolute
Carnage
Carnage is...
Carnage
Both
Both of
Both of you.
Both of
Get
Get yourselves ready and we will see
you
you at
you at the trial in a little bit.
you at the trial in a little bit.
We'll
We'll do
We'll do this. I think it's going to
be
be a
be a car.
be a car. Do you remember the one
with
with Jill
with Jill Scott, maybe something
like
like that. We'll have a lot of fun.
You're
You're going to do it. Nice, we're
not
not quite
not quite done yet, we've got one
more
more job
more job for you to do, but before
that,
that, just a reminder that Joel, Sam
and
and Kemi
and Kemi are standing by on ITV2 and
ITVX
ITVX for
ITVX for I'm A Celebrity...Unpacked.
What
What have
What have you got tonight?
What have you got tonight?Things
are
are heating up in the jungle. If you
are not
are not ready to call it a day, we
will
will be
will be deep diving into the juicy
drama
drama from today and we are speaking
to
to football legend Wayne Rooney.
Join
Join us
Join us for I'm A
Celebrity...Unpacked on ITV2.
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Thanks,
Thanks, guys. We will be up shortly.
We
We need
We need your votes one more time
because
because you need to choose your new
camp
camp leaders.
camp
camp leaders.
Tulisa
Tulisa and Alan are exempt from the
vote.
vote. The
vote. The vote closes in 25 minutes
during
during the ITV2. You don't have
long.
during the ITV2. You don't have
long.
We
We will
We will be back tomorrow night at
9.00
9.00 to
9.00 to see how Coleen and Dean get
on.
on. See
on. See you then. Thanks for
watching,
watching, good night.