We have no food, we've got no comforts.
comforts. I don't really want this to
to end.
You
You can't tell anyone our secret. No!
You know what we saw in you? We saw
saw someone who would appreciate a spa
spa day. This is crazy. There's something
something not right. I got this look and
and it was like they're not telling us
us the truth.
There's something suspicious
suspicious going on. They came back last
last night and there was something sus
sus going on. Father, can we say a prayer,
prayer, please. If hell has a smell, it's
it's that.
Give me a minute, listen to me. You were
were having a go at me. Let me respond.
respond. Don't dig me out like that.
There's been suspicious minds in camp.
camp. Tonight the secret mission comes
comes to an end. But,
But, there's one final twist in the tale.
Who
Who can stomach the truth here on I'm
I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Gorgeous.
Good
Good morning, welcome to Australia. After
After three days of lies and deception,
deception, the truth is coming out. Yes,
Yes, the Junkyard has been blown open
open thanks to Coleen Rooney. The killer
killer always makes one fatal mistake.
mistake. Maybe they leave a smoking gun
gun at the scene or their fingers prints
prints are on the murder we, or maybe,
maybe, just maybe, their hair smells nice
nice because they've had a bubble bath.
bath. They would have got away with it,
it, too, if it wasn't for the pesky bubble
bubble bath. There's a true crime podcast
podcast in this.
Ant
Ant and Dec to host. Speak to my agent.
We
We will have the full story of the crime
crime of the century later in the show.
It's
It's exciting. Also
Also coming up tonight, two camps become
become one.
Dean
Dean gets tetchy with Alan. It's finally
finally here, time for the eating trial.
trial. This is the only TV show where
where we will hear the immortal words...
words... More anus vicar. You don't get
get that on Songs of Praise. But we start
start by going back to yesterday morning
morning when over in Main Camp the celebs
celebs saved coconuts from dinner the
the night before to enjoy with their breakfast.
breakfast. These aren't the only nuts
nuts you will see celebrities eating on
on today's show.
Coconut rice. We saved
saved a bit of coconut for the morning.
morning. We didn't eat it last night.
night. We are making coconut rice and
and coconut tea. The golden juice. The
The morning is just great already.
This
This is going to be epic. Coconut porridge
porridge and tea, great day.
Did you sleep
sleep all right? It's the best night's
night's sleep I have ever had.
So
So good.
So cosy.
We've got coconut. Oh, lovely,
lovely, that would be divine.
We
We need to get into the coconut. I'll
I'll do that. Thanks. I'm sure the other
other camp will be missing Dean because
because he would be an asset to any camp
camp actually.
I don't want to let him go now, we would
would like to keep him, thanks.
Oh, look!
look! I have never cracked a coconut open
open in my life. That is when I knew I
I was in the jungle. But not just any
any jungle, the luxury Junkyard jungle.
jungle. What are you going to do with
with the coconut?
I
I was going to make a mango and coconut
coconut salsa. Would
Would you like just a bit of coconut?
coconut? I'm quite happy here, I'm content.
We
We are absolutely smashing that mission.
Main
Main Camp don't suspect a thing. Them
Them lot are living the life of luxury.
Guaranteed!
Guaranteed! We do think they are living
living in different conditions than the
the ones we have seen when we have visited
visited the Junkyard. They
They were too calm and clean, Dean was
was very quiet, which is not Dean at all.
all. Dean's getting his hair done.
Everything
Everything we are heard and seen has been
been a facade. I wouldn't be too upset
upset with Maura and the Rev because they
they have just come here, but Dean! You
You know when we have to take Dean bed
bed down, did you have to take his toiletries.
toiletries. I took his mattress, pillow
pillow and sleeping bag. What is he doing
doing for toiletries?
He's
He's living the life of Reily.
I'm
I'm not ready to give up this camp. I
I don't want to give up the fruit, the
the bath, the juices. Do you think we
we will have another mission?
We've
We've had a bed, we've had food. What
What else is there?
They don't have anything.
We've
We've got everything.
They are having
having a lovely time down there.
Reverend
Reverend Richard is having a lovely time
time making himself at home in the kitchen.
He
He reminds me of one of my favourite Bible
Bible passages, and they said unto him,
him, we have coconuts and mango and he
he said bring them to me and I shall knock
knock up a mango and coconut salsa. I
I don't remember doing that bit in RE.
There
There was no trial vote yesterday because
because all 12 celebs will be going to
to the trial and we walked into camp
to give them the news. Coleen being Coleen,
Coleen, she knew we were coming two minutes
minutes before we even got there. How
How does she do it? Apparently, she could
could smell your deodorant 100m away.
Always
Always one step ahead of everybody else.
else. She's asked me to give you one of
of these. Why would I need this? Down
Down in camp... God, she's good! All nine
nine of you will be coming down to the
the trials area today.
Finally
Finally it's happened. We need to see
see how they're dressed, we need to
see their hair.
Coleen,
Coleen, get going with the questions,
questions, line them up in your head,
head, reel them off.
I
I can't believe we're coming face-to-face
face-to-face with them and now we know.
know. I'm so excited to do a group trial.
It's
It's a nice day out. I feel like we're
we're going to Thorpe Park. I can't wait
wait to see those lying little thieves.
thieves. Maura, Richard and Dean, please
please make your way to today's trial.
trial. We're not going to have to do anything,
anything, it's going to be like yesterday.
yesterday. It's time to put your game
game face on.
I
I am on board with the mission because
because I want everybody to have the Junkyard
Junkyard buffet. I think we won't have
have to do anything. I've done enough
enough trials. Guys, let's rock'n'roll.
rock'n'roll. Yes, sir. (They sing the
the Rocky theme tune) I can't wait to
to see their faces. What we should do
do is say nothing to them, don't let them
them know we rumbled them and see if they
they still pile it on.
We're
We're going to come face-to-face with
with the guys in the Junkyard. We think
think we've rumbled them but we don't
don't know if they know we've rumbled
rumbled them. They
They are playing a gave with us, so we're
we're going to go and get them.
Game
Game on. Locked in. Hi, Barry. Come on
on in. Seats
Seats over there for you. Come in, have
have a seat. Welcome to the Bushtucker
Bushtucker Trial area and welcome to the
the Terrifying Teddy Bears' Picnic. Are
Are you looking forward to meeting up
up with the guys from the Junkyard? Yes,
Yes, we are. Why did you do that? We think
think there's something suspicious going
going on. We
We have Wagatha Christie.
They
They have been having it pretty hard down
down there, no? Oh, no they haven't! You
You don't believe them? No. Let's bring
bring them in, all the way from the Junkyard,
Junkyard, please welcome the Reverend
Reverend Richard, Maura and Dean.
Hi, Richard, Maura, Dean. Welcome to the
the Bushtucker Trial Clearing. We're
We're really hungry, it's very boring
boring where we are, Dean did bring some
some spirit.
What
What is the worst thing about being in
in the Junkyard? The hunger and deprivation.
deprivation. I slept on the floor last
last night, my back a broke. Is there
there anything you would like to ask the
the three from the Junkyard. They're
They're not getting a job in Corrie, I
I can tell you that.
Any
Any questions? I'm not convinced that
that you are actually in the Junkyard.
Junkyard. No! We've been suffering!
I
I came back last night and I said there's
there's something sussy going on.
You
You were too clean.
Did
Did you really just work it out? You have
have just given it away right now. Was
Was that an outright confession? No!
No! You have been rumbled in the jungle!
Yes,
Yes, Tulisa, I like it. Guys, it looks
looks like you have been rumbled in the
the jungle.
Maura
Maura made me do it. Circumstances in
in the Junkyard are not quite as tough
tough as we may have led you to believe.
believe. I knew it!
We
We had a bubble bath. Melvin, I'm sorry,
sorry, I had cheese sandwiches while you
you were getting dunked on. I really enjoyed
enjoyed them as well. I heard you crying.
crying. I'm a good actress.
Basically,
Basically, Main Camp, they made you sacrifice
sacrifice food for them and made you
sacrifice a bed for them. But for very
very good reason. Do
Do you want to tell them why?
Because
Because we are winning meals for the Junk
Junk Food Buffet for the whole camp. Every
Every time you have sacrificed something
something for them, they have won you
you food. So far they have won six portions
portions of food at the Junk Food Buffet.
However,
However, there are still six portions
portions of food up for grabs. Dean, you
you can take a seat with your old campmates.
Yeah!
Yeah! Richard, you sit here. Maura, you
you sit here.
Father,
Father, can we say a prayer, please. There
There are still six portions of food available
available to win and it's up to you two
two to win them by taking part in today's
today's trial. Shall we tell you what
what it is?
This
This is the Terrifying Teddy Bears' Picnic.
It's
It's an eating trial, with 12 picnic themed
themed dishes. For every two dishes you
you successfully eat, you will win another
another portion of food for the Junk Food
Food Buffet. If one of you refuses to
to eat a dish, then you will lose that
that portion and we will move on to the
the next one. So you both have to eat
eat to win the portion. Neither of you
you have to do this trial.
You
You don't have to do it. But that means
means there will only be six portions
portions of food at the buffet, half a
a buffet.
Circumstance
Circumstance portions is a lot, I'm quite
quite full! You are full, they're not!
not! You can pass on a dish if you want,
want, but you can't come back to it. What
What do you think? We've got to get those
those portions, Maura.
We're
We're starving.
If
If you want a nice welcome in Main Camp,
Camp, you need to do well in this trial.
trial. We do, to be fair.
We
We do. Shall we have a look at the first
first dish?
I
I guess so, yeah.
Time
Time for round one. Maura, you are up
up first. Lovely.
Shall
Shall we see the first dish? Ranger, first
first dish, please. #
# If you go down in the woods today you
you are sure of a big surprise.
How
How cute!
This is a porked eye. It's pigs eye balls.
balls. No, you're joking. I'm not.
Only
Only one?
Two.
Two. You're joking. Declan! I feel sick
sick just looking at it. Pick it up and
and have a feel.
Oh,
Oh, wow. She's in.
Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity Get Me
Me Out Of Here!. After three days of lies
lies and deceit in the Junkyard, Reverend
Reverend Richard and Maura have been rehumbled.
They
They were given one last shot at redemption,
redemption, if they could complete a Bushtucker
Bushtucker Trial they would win a buffet
buffet for the camp. The first prize was
was a pair of eyes.
Oh,
Oh, wow, she's in.
Oh!
Oh! Seems chewy. You've got it, don't
don't even think about it. Nearly there.
there. It's really dry.
Well
Well done! Good start. Now just one more
more eye ball. Straight in there.
No
No messing about.
Is
Is that going to be your tactic, Richard?
Richard? I will cross that bridge when
when we get to it! Oh! You've got this.
this. Keep your head up. Has she done
done it?
Yes!
Yes! This is really dry and just a foul,
foul, foul taste off it. Well done. You
You did it. Reverend Richard, to win this
this portion, you need to complete your
your dish. Shall we find out what it is?
is? Yes, please.
Ranger!
Ranger! This is a Crawl-dorf Salad. You
You have to eat five cockroaches and five
five crickets. For what we are about to
to receive...
Oh,
Oh, look at this!
Oh!
Oh! Keep it in. Wow! Come on, keep your
your head up.
Seven,
Seven, eight, nine.
Come
Come on. 10! Chew it, swallow it. Show
Show us an empty mouth. No!
Don't
Don't lose it.
Richard,
Richard, keep it in.
Give
Give him encouragement, Maura.
Yeah!
Well
Well done, Richard. It
It was touch and go for a moment. It really
really was. That's one more portion for
for the junk buffet. That's seven portions.
Ready
Ready for round 2? Yeah.
Reverend
Reverend Richard, you are going first
first on this one. Let's see what you've
you've got. This is is Camovile Tea, fermented
fermented herring. If
If you could polish off the whole cup.
cup. More tea, vicar. You beat me to it!
Don't stop. Keep going. Easier said than
than done.
I
I caught a whiff of that.
That's
That's disgusting. Come
Come on, no, no, no! It reeks. I have
have never Smelt anything that bad in
in my life.
One
One more! Nearly there!
Oh
Oh my goodness. Yes!
Reverend,
Reverend, if hell has a smell, it's that.
that. That is the worst thing I have ever
ever Smelt on this show. The taste isn't
isn't great either.
Less
Less tea, vicar?
You
You haven't won a portion yet, because
because Maura, you have to complete your
your dish. This
This is...
Lemon-afraid.
It's
It's blended beach worms. You can put
put the lemon on the side.
That's
That's not part of it. But you have to
to drink all of this glass. Don't
Don't smell it, keep your head back.
I'm
I'm not sleeping next to you, father,
father, after that. Look
Look at this! Yes!
Look at her go! Yeah! That's
That's another portion for the jungle
jungle buffet.
That's
That's 8 in total now.
Right,
Right, round 3, Maura, you are up first
first in this round. Shall we find out?
This
This is chocolatey-scare. We are looking
looking for two scorpions.
Oh,
Oh, I could cry.
Think
Think of a prawn.
Do
Do you like prawn?s I love prawns.
Picture
Picture prawns. It's
It's vile. Don't think about it. Come
Come on, Maura. Go
Go on!
She's
She's brilliant. That's crunchy. Keep
Keep it in. Oh!
Go
Go on, girl.
The
The flapping helps a bit.
Brilliant. Brilliant. Go on, Maura, down
down the hatch. You've got this. Oh!
Flapping again.
Yes!
That
That was very impressive, I have to say.
Reverend
Reverend Richard... Hello.
It's
It's over to you. This
This is snort-bread biscuits.
You
You have to eat one slice of snouts. Bristles
Bristles as well? It's like a pretzel.
pretzel. Didn't expect him to put in the
the whole thing.
Keep
Keep going, Richard, that's great.
Keep
Keep going. You can do it, Richard. Think
Think of something nice you like to eat.
Pate.
Pate. He loves pate. Go on, Richard.
Yeah!
Yeah! Good grief.
Nobody
Nobody ever puts a full snout in at once.
No
No snout is safe!
Well done, that is another
another portion for the Junk Food Buffet.
On
On to round 4, Reverend Richard, you are
are going first in this one.
Let's
Let's see what we've got. This is chicken
chicken bumsticks.
I
I didn't know chickens bums were that
that big.
It's
It's crocodile anus. The portion on the
the stick.
Again, again, all in. Straight in. No
No chewing.
OK?
Oh, my goodness.
He's a machine. He doesn't
doesn't hang about. Maura, time for your
your part in this round.
This is a crotch-egg.
crotch-egg. It's a goat testicle. You
You have to take it out and eat the whole
whole testicle.
You
You are kidding me. I'm not. Roll it out
out of the outer casing there.
Oh,
Oh, my God!
Grab
Grab the balls and get it down you. You
You can do two chews.
Don't look at it,
it, just put it in your mouth.
It's
It's gone in!
I
I meet to go half. Two bites.
Oh!
There
There you go.
Don't
Don't know what I expected to see on the
the inside, but not that.
I
I wasn't sure.
You've
You've got this, Maura, head up!
It's
It's really bad. Really bad.
I don't want
want to do the other one.
You
You are halfway there. Incredible right
right now.
I
I can't swallow it. You
You can. First time I said that.
I
I don't understand that reference. Sorry,
Sorry, father.
No,
No, no, no. Keep it in! Don't
Don't lose it now.
Chin up! You
You can do it Maura. Come on! Well
Well done.
Well
You are so nearly there, Maura. Go on,
on, girl.
Last bit.
Yes! I don't know how I did that. Well
Well done.
That is portion number 10 for the Junk
Junk Food Buffet. Time for round 5. The
The rest of the dishes will all be sharing
sharing platters. Let's find out what
what we've got first. I
I can't cope with much more.
No.
We've
We've got sandwichedy Grubbs and you each
each have to eat one witchedty grubb and
and one teet. You've got this guys. He's
He's gone for it. Richard, I don't, I
I can't look at you. Oh, no. Keep
Keep it in, Richard. Don't spit it out!
out! Chin up.
Keep
Keep it in, that's it. Richard, well done,
done, have a drink. You're nearly done.
done. Yes!
Well
Well done. Just one teet each to complete
complete this round. You have come this
this far, come on. Pick a teet, any teet.
teet. There's hair on it. That's
That's the least of your worries. There
There he is, Richard's gone for it.
Come
Come on, Maura, don't think about it.
In
In and down. Richard, well done. Come
Come on, Maura. Yes!
Portion
Portion number 11 for the Junk Food Buffet.
Buffet. Let's get the final food out.
This is a cha-pukery platter and a platter
platter of cocksnail sausages. We've got
got vomit fruit down the end there, a
a sheep's brain and three giant meal worms
worms and on this dish here we have bull's
bull's penis and snails. You
You have to eat one stick each and share
share the vomit fruit, share the brain
brain and one meal worm each. I wouldn't
wouldn't blame them for tapping out now.
now. Well done, Richard. Go on, Maura,
Maura, yes Richard.
That's
That's it, guys. Keep going, straight
straight in. Well done, Richard, very
very good. You have got this.
Superstar.
There you go.
She's amazing. One giant meal worm each,
each, half a brain, half a vomit fruit.
Are you OK?
Very
Very good.
You've done it, well done. Half a brain.
That's it, let's go, Maura.
Well
Well done, Richard. Yes, Maura.
Yes, Richard!
Nearly there, Maura. You
You are amazing, Maura.
Brilliant
Brilliant work. One tiny vomit fruit away.
away. Richard, if you have half and hand
hand the other half over to Maura. I just
just got a whiff of that.
It's
It's fruit, remember. Finishing with a
a little bit of fruit. It stinks.
Just
Just finishing on a tiny bit of fruit.
Well
Well done, Richard. Well done.
It's
It's the last bit. Nearly there now.
You've
You've got it. Don't lose it now.
Come on, Maura, nearly there. Yes! CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE you have both successfully
successfully won 12 portions of food for
for the Junk Food Buffet.
Maura,
Maura, well done. Reverend
Reverend Richard, well done.
You
You can all now, all 12 of you, make your
your way back to Main Camp, but why don't
don't you go via the Junkyard to show
show off its secrets. Come on to the Junkyard.
Junkyard. Well done. Eat well. Fill
Fill your boots.
He stinks. Sorry.
I'm
I'm struggling to stand next to him, honestly.
honestly. How did we do that? We powered
powered through. This was our first trial
trial as well. Mission complete: We smashed
smashed it. It's been hell. You wouldn't
wouldn't understand, Mel. Honestly.
I
I was so evil.
Welcome
Welcome to our crib. Oh, my days. This
This is our really comfy bed. We had a
a bath with hot water. It smells amazing.
amazing. The reason we didn't need a fire
fire was, we've got a cooker. Oh, my God.
God. We didn't need the fire ever. A bath,
bath, a fridge. They had bath salts.
And
And a stove! The acting skills from Maura
Maura and the Rev, can a reverend even
even lie to you? He's got to repent. I
I have to ask the question, because we
we thought we nailed it. No.
Who
Who figured us out first? Coleen.
What
What happened?
I
I knew. I knew. You were too emotional.
emotional. I went too hard. Last night
night when I came back down, I thought
thought no, something not right there.
there. I am glad to confirm my suspiciouses
suspiciouses were right. They have been
been living in luxury. But that eating
eating challenge was tough. I
I think they have redeemed themselves.
themselves. Don't know about Dean though!
though! You know what else, our pans came
came back so clean. Nothing gets past
past Miss Rooney.
Coleen
Coleen is so good.
Dot,
Dot, dot, dot, she's good. Very impressive
impressive and massive respect to Maura
Maura and Reverend Richard in the trial.
trial. Well done, guys.
Very
Very good.
What
What a trial. That is the closest I have
have been to being sick at a trial. Some
Some of the smells there, it was unholy.
And
And bum holy as well. If you are hungry
hungry for more, feast your eyes on this.
this. Two celebrities are ready for an
an MoT, a miserably offensive trial. And
And this one's trucking terrifying.
To
To take home dinner, they will need the
the right spanner. Who's revved up and
and ready for Absolute Carnage? Absolute
Absolute Carnage. The vote for Absolute
Absolute Carnage is now open.
You
You can cast up to five votes on the app.
app. The voting window is only open for
for eight minutes.
Short.
What
What did you call me? Time for a quick
quick break, before more action after
after an eventful day in camp. See
See you in a few minutes.
Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity...Get
Celebrity...Get Me Out Of
Celebrity...Get Me Out Of. Here!
Here! The vote for Absolute Carnage closes
closes soon. It was time to close the
the Junkyard's doors and all celebrities
celebrities were united into one camp.
camp. With 12 of them in there, the big
big question was -. who
who was going to sleep where?
There's
There's a bed! Free beds. Get it, Danny,
Danny, go, Danny, go.
Nab
Nab this one here. Take
Take it.
Can
Can I have it? Yes! Welcome home.
Thank
Thank you. It's very smokey.
Welcome
Welcome home, Dean. Welcome, Richard.
Richard. So this is it.
Yeah,
Yeah, shall we show you the shower and
and bathroom. Let me show you.
Where
Where is everybody sleeping? Whose is
is that hammock? I
I have to get off that.
It's
It's lord of the flies, you move in rank,
rank, if you are newcomers, you get the
the worst beds. This is nice and communal.
communal. I did not mess about today,
today, it was a brand new bed and Newham
Newham OK, I went straight for the bed.
Danny,
Danny, can you particular that bed because
because it's closer to the rats. I'm not
not going near the rats, sunshine. I've
I've slept near the rats all week!
Normally
Normally I don't go out there and do things
things for myself like that, but I had
had to get it. This is where Melvin sleeps,
sleeps, this is where Oti sleeps. GK is
is on that hammock. You are on that hammock,
hammock, or that hammock, depending which
which one you want.
I
I think I prefer this one, if I'm being
being honest. How many nights have they
they slept in there?
Since
Since the beginning. It's time for a switch-up,
switch-up, honey, I'm home! Reverend,
Reverend, what hammock are you sleeping
sleeping on?
Whatever
Whatever I'm given, I guess. Richard,
Richard, could you manage a hammock, do
do you think?
I
I don't know, getting in and out might
might be comedy. I have never slept in
in a hammock and I'm not a good sleeper,
sleeper, and I'm also tall and overweight,
overweight, so that doesn't bode well
well for my night-time pleasure. That's
That's it, careful. Feels good?
Yeah.
Yeah. Have you slept in a hammock before?
before? No, I don't know what to expect.
I
I will be fine though. I just feel bad
bad for him. I don't think he should be
be in a hammock personally. I don't think
think so either.
See
See how you feel. If you don't feel good,
good, I will switch with you, I'm right
right next to Melvin.
Thank
Thank you, I'm sure I will be fine. Dean
Dean did not offer his bed to anyone and
and he went and he slept on Danny's bed
bed and he took a nap. Tricky one, who
who should sleep where. Well, as the Bible
Bible says, it will be easier for a camel
camel to go through the eye of a needle
needle than for Reverend Richard Coles
Coles to get a decent night's kip in a
a hammock. I
I need to see your copy of the Bible,
Bible, because it's very different to
to the one I have seen before. The vote
vote for Absolute Carnage is closed and
and shortly we will be heading to the
the camp to announce which two celebs
celebs are doing it.
Right,
Right, time for the moment they have all
all been waiting for. The arrival of the
the Junk Food Buffet, a mouth-watering
mouth-watering spread all brought into
into camp by Richard, Maura and Coleen.
Coleen. Not since Wayne made his England
England debut have we seen a Rooney dribbling
dribbling quite this much.
We've
We've got a present! Walking
Walking into camp with the junk food to
to see my campmates' faces, it was a picture.
picture. It's a chicken nugget.
Oh,
Oh, my God!
Celebrities,
Celebrities, as a result of winning 12
12 portions of food in the Junk Food Buffet,
Buffet, you have won kangaroo burgers,
burgers, hotdogs, chicken nuggets, pizza,
pizza, onion rings and Australia fries,
fries, enjoy! Everything you could think
think of, we had. Never have you seen
seen a lesbian so quick to put a sausage
sausage in their mouth. I
I devoured that. Cheers, everyone! Cheers!
Oh,
Oh, my God.
Thank
Thank you, guys, so much for doing all
all that. Oh, my God. Actual flavour.
flavour. That's incredible. There was
was a party in my mouth!
Just
Just double checking, does anyone still
still want rice and beans!
I
I feel emotional.
Does
Does anyone else feel they could burst
burst out crying. The dunny is going to
to be a problem. My lips were pumping,
pumping, because I think my taste buds
buds went "Oti, where have you been?".
been?". The next time we eat rice and
and beans it's going to taste like dog
dog shit. Last night all the conversation
conversation was about rumbling that lot
lot down there. They redeemed themselves
themselves because it was revealed they
they were doing it for a reason.
You
You see, Maura, you are not as hungry
hungry as we are, we're starving. It's
It's like hyenas.
The
The campmates have forgiven us for all
all our lies.
Thank
Thank you Richard and Maura! Looking at
at your faces, it gives me... You don't
don't know what you did for us today,
today, I don't think you realise, seriously.
seriously. If there had been any anxiety
anxiety of people thinking why are we
we letting these traitors into our midst,
midst, it was dispelled because there
there were onion rings, chicken nuggets
nuggets and they forgave us and it was
was lovely to see the camp so happy and
and people fed.
(Burping)
(Burping) Excuse me. You walked over at
at the worst time. Coleen walked into
into my burp. I would rather fart than
than burp, we're not burpers. Guys, the
the Rooneys aren't burpers, pass it on!
Welcome back. We are on our way into camp
camp and telling which two celebs are
are off to face Absolute Carnage. Before
Before that, back to last night, when
when down in camp there was trouble getting
getting wood. We have all been there,
there, right, guys?
Anyone seen any wood
wood anywhere? I can't go on my own. Dean
Dean has to wake up and do it. Maybe wake
wake him up.
He's
He's had a nice rest on a very luxurious
luxurious bed, he'll be fine.
Camp
Camp members are not allowed to go fetch
fetch the wood by themselves. So we had
had to wake Dean up.
Dean,
Dean, hi mate, it's only Al, can you hear
hear me? Hello, Dean.
Deano,
Deano, sorry mate.
Jane
Jane has gone down to collect wood and
and somebody has to go with her, but there's
there's only you allowed to carry it back
back up.
Don't
Don't fancy it? No. OK.
OK.
You
You need to go get wood with Jane.
I
I woke Dean.
You made it, I was trying to wake you
you as soft as I can. You need to give
give me a minute, if you are going to
to wake me up, listen to me, if you are
are going to wake me up, you need to give
give me a win. It takes a couple of minutes
minutes for my contact lenses to work
work again. Don't say to me "you don't
don't fancy it". Mate, listen to me. Jane
Jane was halfway down here. I get that,
that, but you need to give me a minute,
minute, mate. I didn't say it how you
you think I meant it, but if you have
have took it that way I apologise, OK.
I
I needed a minute, I just needed a minute.
You're
You're not going to listen. I didn't want
want to make you up mate, I said if you
you don't fancy it, I wasn't having a
a go at you. I don't think you are having
having a go at me, I'm not saying that.
Fair
Fair enough, mate.
Jane
Jane was halfway down here, so I had to
to go with her.
I
I don't think you were having a go at
at me, all I am saying is, you said "you
"you don't fancy it, OK", I didn't get
get a chance to respond. No worries, sure,
sure, I understand what you are saying,
saying, I apologise if you have taken
taken it that way.
It
It wasn't meant in that way.
That's
That's all right.
I
I opened my eyes and wee Tyrone is down
down at the bottom of the creek. He didn't
didn't give me a chance to say yes or
or no, he said "you don't fancy it, no"
no" and run, he was being a real camp
camp leader. I had to say to him, if you
you are going to say that, give me a chance,
chance, because of course I fancy it,
it, I want to help Jane, I went straight
straight down and helped her.
Sorry. Thanks
Thanks for your help. Sorry, love, I was
was asleep. It was a flippant comment,
comment, I'm sorry he took it the wrong
wrong way. It was a joke, if I was asleep
asleep and he woke me up, I wouldn't fancy
fancy it. I
I will always come and help you. I didn't
didn't want to take you up. You can always
always wake me up. I thought I would just
just come down.
Let's go into camp to tell them which
which two of them are facing the trial.
Just
Just give me a minute. All right, mate.
Morning!
Good
Good morning.
How
How are you all?
Nice
Nice to see you all. The public have been
been voting for the next trial.
This
This one is called Absolute Carnage. In
In no particular order, Reverend Richard,
Richard, the public have decided it's
it's not you.
Oti, it's not you. Alan...
It's not you.
GK Barry...
GK
It's not you.
Melvin...
It's not you.
Jane...
It's not
It's not you.
It's not
Tulisa...
It's not you. Danny...
It's not you.
It's not
Coleen...
It might be you.
It might be
It's not you.
So that means, Dean, it
it might be you.
So,
So, it is between Coleen and Dean. The
The public have decided the person they
they want to see face Absolute Carnage
Carnage is...
Carnage
Both of you.
Both of
Get yourselves ready and we will see you
you at the trial in a little bit.
We'll
We'll do this. I think it's going to be
be a car. Do you remember the one with
with Jill Scott, maybe something like
like that. We'll have a lot of fun. You're
You're going to do it. Nice, we're not
not quite done yet, we've got one more
more job for you to do, but before that,
that, just a reminder that Joel, Sam and
and Kemi are standing by on ITV2 and ITVX
ITVX for I'm A Celebrity...Unpacked. What
What have you got tonight? Things are
are heating up in the jungle. If you
are not ready to call it a day, we will
will be deep diving into the juicy drama
drama from today and we are speaking to
to football legend Wayne Rooney. Join
Join us for I'm A Celebrity...Unpacked
Celebrity...Unpacked on ITV2.
Thanks,
Thanks, guys. We will be up shortly. We
We need your votes one more time because
because you need to choose your new camp
camp leaders.
Tulisa
Tulisa and Alan are exempt from the vote.
vote. The vote closes in 25 minutes during
during the ITV2. You don't have long.
We
We will be back tomorrow night at 9.00
9.00 to see how Coleen and Dean get on.
on. See you then. Thanks for watching,
watching, good night.