- [STATIC]
- NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM WILL NOT BE SEEN
BECAUSE I AM CONTROLLING THE TRANSMISSION.
I CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL.
I CONTROL THE VERTICAL.
AND THOSE BUTTON ON YOUR REMOTE
THAT DON'T SEEM TO DO ANYTHING...
I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE FOR!
FROM THIS MOMENT ON, YOUR TELEVISION BELONGS TO ME,
CONTROL FREAK!
[LAUGHING]
- UH, GUYS?
- [SINGING IN JAPANESE]
¶ TEEN TITANS, GO! ¶
¶ 1, 2, 3, 4, GO! ¶
TEEN TITANS!
- [BEEPING]
- IN HERE! HURRY! NOW!
- BEAST BOY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
- "THE MIJO + TITO SHOW" WAS A RERUN,
SO I FLIPPED OVER TO WATCH "DANGER TEAM 5,"
BUT IT WASN'T ON 'CAUSE THERE WAS THIS LITTLE BLUE DOT
AND THIS "BEEP!"
AND THIS VOICE IS LIKE, "I CONTROL THE VERTICAL,"
THEN THE DOT GOT REAL BIG,
AND CONTROL FREAK HAS TAKEN OVER OUR TV!
- UM...
- WELCOME BACK TO "BASS NABBERS."
TODAY, WE GONNA CATCH US SOME FISH.
- DUDE! WHERE DID HE GO?
HE WAS RIGHT THERE WITH A BIG FACE, AND...
- UH, BEAST BOY? MAYBE YOU'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING
A LITTLE TOO MUCH TELEVISION.
- TV ROTS YOUR BRAINS.
- YEAH, MAN. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TURNED OFF THE TUBE?
- UM...I THINK I WENT OFF TO THE MOVIES 3 WEEKS AGO.
- UH, I WISH TO REMIND YOU
THAT YOU DID NOT ACTUALLY GO TO THE MOVIES,
BUT MERELY OBSERVED A TELEVISION PROGRAM
ABOUT A PERSON WHO WENT TO THE MOVIES.
- OH, YEAH.
THAT WAS COOL.
- RIGHT. LOOK, BEAST BOY, CONTROL FREAK CAN'T BE ON TV.
HE'S LOCKED UP IN JAIL WHERE HE BELONGS, REMEMBER?
- WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR BREAKING NEWS.
AUTHORITIES HAVE JUST DISCOVERED
THAT THE DANGEROUS CRIMINAL KNOWN AS CONTROL FREAK
HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON.
- WHAT DID I SAY?
- REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM ALL OVER THE CITY.
CONTROL FREAK HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON MORE THAN A DOZEN TV SCREENS
IN THE LAST HALF HOUR.
WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE HE'S BROADCASTING FROM
AND PULL THE PLUG.
- [BEEPING]
- WE'VE GOT A LOCK.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- WELCOME HOME, DEAR. DINNER'S ON THE TABLE.
SHALL I FETCH YOUR NEWSPAPER AND SLIPPERS?
- GOLLY, HON, THAT'D BE SWELL.
- BUT REBECCA, I'M STILL IN LOVE
WITH YOUR REINCARNATED EVIL HALF-SISTER.
- OH, JOAQUIM!
[CRYING]
- I MUST FIND MY PET HIPPO. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE HE WENT.
IS HE SKIPPING THOUGH A MEADOW OR CAMPING IN A TENT?
- [GROWLING]
DUDE! "CLASH OF THE PLANETS!" THIS IS A CLASSIC.
- I DON'T CARE HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE, BARON RANG.
I WON'T LET YOU WIN.
- FOOLISH HUMAN.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT I CONTROL THE STAR SYSTEM?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT SOON
I SHALL CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?
- HELLO!
- AHH!
- ENJOYING THE SHOW, TITANS?
MIGHT AS WELL JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH,
'CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME.
- WE WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU'RE HIDING.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
- WHO'S HIDING? I'M RIGHT HERE.
OR AM I HERE? OR HERE?
OR OVER HERE? OR MAYBE HERE!
- THE CONTROL FREAK IS A DORK, YES?
- HE'S IN THE BUILDING. FIND HIM.
- HE'S NOT INSIDE THE BUILDING.
HE'S INSIDE THE TVs.
- [LAUGHING]
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
YES! CONTROL FREAK IS ON THE AIR!
[LAUGHING]
- WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO BREAK INTO TELEVISION.
- HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A BROADCAST WAVE FORM,
AND NOW HE'S FLIPPING AROUND FROM CHANNEL TO CHANNEL.
- CONTROL FREAK HASN'T JUST ESCAPED FROM JAIL.
HE'S ESCAPED FROM REALITY.
- HUH? UH, GUYS.
COOL.
- [WHISTLING]
GOT ENOUGH HIGH-END EQUIPMENT HERE
TO BREAK HALF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
- CAN YOU REVERSE THE PROCESS? PULL HIM BACK OUT?
- THINK SO. I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME TO--
DA!
- [ALL SCREAMING]
- WELL, HEY THERE, EVERYBODY.
HOPE YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS I AM,
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANTS ON "QUIZ MONKEY!"
- UH, MY BAD.
- OK. WE NEED TO FIND CONTROL FREAK AND GET BACK OUT OF--
- ALL-HALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY. 15 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
EACH CORRECT ANSWER WINS A FABULOUS PRIZE.
ZERO ANSWERS PUTS YOU IN THE CAGE WITH THE QUIZ MONKEY.
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
- WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF LIECHTENSTEIN?
- UH... - [BUZZER]
- WHEN DID HANNIBAL CROSS THE ALPS?
- UH... - [BUZZER]
- WHAT WAS SPIRO AGNEW'S MIDDLE NAME?
- HMM... - [BUZZER]
- HOW MANY ATOMS IN ONE KILOGRAM OF OXYGEN?
- 3.7625 X 10 TO THE 25th.
- THAT IS CORRECT!
YOU'VE JUST WON A NEW CAR!
- ALL RIGHTY, THEN, TITANS.
YOU FOLLOWED ME IN. NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP!
- TITANS, GO!
- IN OTHER NEWS--HEY!
- BOO YAH! ENERGY DRINK!
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- [COUGHING]
YOU'RE SCARIN' THE FISH!
- HUH!
- [GASPS]
- [CRASH]
- END OF THE ROAD!
- TELL THAT TO THEM HOOTIN' BOYS.
- WAA-HOO!
- ¶ I AM GREAT YOU ARE GREAT ¶
¶ YOU-- ¶ ARGH!
- DON'T MOVE.
- UH-OH. I'M STILL MOVING.
ISN'T THERE SOME WORD THE GOOD GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO YELL
TO MAKE ME STOP?
- FREEZE!
- [BUZZER SOUNDING]
- FREEZE? THAT'S TODAY'S SLOPPY MESS WORD,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, KIDS.
- OATMEAL!
- [SPLAT]
- [SCREECHING]
- I WOULDN'T STAND THERE IF I WERE YOU.
- [BOOM]
- ME-MEEP!
- AGENT 257 TO BASE.
I HAVE THE RINALDI DEVICE.
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
- HUH?
- TAKE HIM DOWN.
WHA!
- FACE IT, TITANS, IN THE REAL WORLD,
I MAY BE JUST ANOTHER GEEK, BUT IN HERE, I'M THE COOLEST!
[LAUGHING]
WHOO! HA HA! HEE HEE HA HA HA!
- WHERE DID HE GO?
- PERHAPS HE HAS FLOWN AWAY
TO SOMEPLACE LESS CREEPY AND BAD-SMELLING.
- YEAH. WHAT KIND OF NASTY OLD SHOW IS THIS, ANYHOW?
- [GASPING]
"IT CAME FROM JONES LAKE."
DUDES, I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
WE'RE NOT IN A TV SHOW. WE'RE IN A MONSTER MOVIE.
- [GURGLING]
[ROARING]
- AHH!
- CHILL OUT, Y'ALL. THIS IS TV.
THE MONSTER'S NOT REAL.
IT'S JUST SOME DUDE IN A COSTUME.
THAT'S NOT A COSTUME.
HUH? WHAA!
- [GRUNTING]
- THAT THING MAY BE FAKE IN THE REAL WORLD...
- BUT IT'S WAY REAL IN HERE.
- THEN IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S NOT OUR TARGET.
WE NEED TO FIND CONTROL FREAK.
SPLIT UP!
- THE CREATURE FROM JONES LAKE,
7 GORN 7, AND THE OFFWORLD OUTLAW--
THE MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAINS IN TELEVISION HISTORY.
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I BROUGHT YOU ALL HERE.
THE ANSWER IS QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.
USING ALL OF YOUR AWESOME POWERS,
I COMMAND YOU TO SEEK OUT THE TEEN TITANS
AND ANNIHILATE THEM.
[LAUGHING]
SO COOL!
MASTER HAGADESH OF THE CLASSIC MINISERIES "INVASION X."
I AM READY TO BEGIN THE TRAINING.
- I ALREADY TOLD YOU-- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
- OH, DON'T CHICKEN OUT NOW, MATE.
THE WORLD'S WATCHING "STUNT FEST" TO SEE EYE-POPPING STUNTS,
AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'RE GONNA GET.
- I'M NOT GOING TO--AAH!
HUH? AAH!
- OH, LANCE, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO MAKE YOU FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME,
BUT EVER SINCE JOAQUIM LEFT WITH MY EVIL HALF-SISTER--
- YO, I DON'T LOVE YOU, MY NAME'S NOT LANCE,
AND I JUST NEED TO KNOW
IF YOU'VE SEEN A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT.
- OH, LANCE!
- WHAT THE--
- HELLO? ANYBODY?
NICE.
- OH! HO HO! THAT HAD TO HURT!
LET'S LOOK AT THE REPLAY, CHUCK.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE WHY A TEEN TITAN IS ON THE FIELD
IN A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME,
BUT THIS IS JUST A GREAT DEFENSIVE PLAY
BY THE STEEL CITY TIGERS.
- UGH! OOH!
- [GROWLING]
- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE FLAPJACKS, DEAR?
- TOTALLY! I MEAN, GEE WIZ, MOM, THAT'D BE KEEN.
- SAY, SPORT, IT SAYS IN THE PAPER
THAT YOUR SCHOOLMATES ARE ORGANIZING A NIFTY SOCK HOP.
- [DOORBELL RINGING]
- OH, THAT MUST BE THE MILKMAN.
AAH!
- JEEPERS!
- OH, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HIPPO?
HE HIDES, AND I MUST SEEK.
- I CANNOT PLAY.
PLEASE, DO YOU KNOW A STRANGE MAN NAMED CONTROL FREAK?
HE IS BIG, NOT TALL, AND NASTY, AND KNOWN FOR CAUSING STRIFE.
HE ESCAPED INTO THE TV--
- QUICK, STAR, RUN FOR YOU LIFE!
- AHH!
- NEXT ON "STUNT FEST,"
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS ANGRY GRIZZLY GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK RI--
- [GROWLING]
- PUH!
- [GROWLING]
- AHH!
[GRUNTING]
THANKS.
- DON'T THANK US YET.
- WE BROUGHT A FRIEND.
- [GROWLING]
- THE MAKERS OF AZARATH AND METRION
ARE PROUD TO INTRODUCE ZINTHOS.
NEW AND IMPROVED ZINTHOS GIVES YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED
EXACTLY WHEN YOU NEED IT.
AND BECAUSE IT'S BLUE, ZINTHOS GOES WITH EVERYTHING.
[READING SCROLL]
NEW BLUE ZINTHOS.
- DUDE, THOSE ARE 3 OF THE BADDEST BAD GUYS EVER,
AND WE TOTALLY KICKED THEIR BUTTS!
- BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND CONTROL FREAK.
- TRUE, GRASSHOPPER, BUT I HAVE FOUND YOU,
AND GUESS WHAT. I KNOW KUNG FU. WHOA.
WHA-HA!
I'M NOT JUST SOME NERD YOU CAN PUSH AROUND ANYMORE.
THANKS TO THE MAGIC OF TELEVISION,
I NOW POSSESS A BLACK BELT IN ASTRO JITSU,
THE BIONIC HERO'S ROCKET BOOTS, BENTHAR'S WRISTBANDS OF POWER,
AND CAPTAIN CALLILE'S INFAMOUS FLABBO BLASTER.
- UH, IN ENGLISH?
- HE'S ONE SERIOUSLY BAD DUDE.
- HASTA LA VISTA, TITANS.
[YAWNING]
OOH!
- AND WHEN THE CHOCOLATE HAS MELTED, WE ADD THE SNAILS.
OH! I CANNOT WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!
- OH, HIPPO, MY HIPPO. I HAVE MISSED YOU SO.
- [GASPING]
[GROANING]
- ENGAGE.
- WHOA. AT LEAST THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
- THIS JUST IN.
INTERFERENCE BY THE CRIMINAL CONTROL FREAK
HAS CAUSED TELEVISIONS THROUGHOUT THE CITY
TO EMIT HARMFUL ALPHA WAVES
WHICH DISRUPT THE NEURAL PATHWAYS
OF ANYONE WATCHING THE BROADCAST.
- HUH?
- TV LITERALLY ROTS YOUR BRAINS.
- TOLD YA.
- MY GUEST TONIGHT IS DR. VICTOR PAYTON,
WHO HAS DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO WORLD PEACE.
TELL ME, DOCTOR.
UGH!
- DO NOT WATCH THIS PROGRAM! IT WILL LIQUEFY YOUR BRAIN!
AN ESCAPED CRIMINAL HAS TAMPERED WITH THIS TRANSMISSION,
AND IT IS IMPERATIVE
THAT YOU TURN OFF YOUR TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.
I'M SERIOUS! STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW!
- I DON'T THINK THEY'RE LISTENING.
- OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT LISTENING.
BREAKING NEWS, ESCAPED CRIMINALS,
A HANDSOME GREEN HEARTTHROB, THIS STUFF IS RATINGS GOLD.
- IF PEOPLE WON'T TURN OFF THEIR TVs,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWERS.
WE'VE GOTTA STOP CONTROL FREAK FAST!
- BUT HOW ARE WE TO DO THIS?
INSIDE THE TELEVISION, HE IS MORE POWERFUL
THAN GLORTHROCK THE ALL-SEEING.
- YEAH. THE DUDE KNOWS EVERYTHING IN HERE.
- HEL-LO! HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WATCHED TOO MUCH TV.
I'VE WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE IN FRONT OF THE TUBE,
AND IT'S ABOUT TO PAY OFF. COME ON.
- 500 CHANNELS...
- AND STILL NOTHING ON.
- HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
- THERE. SPACE NETWORK
IS HAVING A "CLASH OF THE PLANETS" MARATHON.
IF I WAS CONTROL FREAK, AND I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT,
THAT'S WHERE I'D BE.
- PLEASE, THIS "CLASH OF THE PLANETS" IS...?
- ONLY THE GREATEST SCI-FI SERIES EVER MADE!
FOR AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF FANS, IT'S NOT JUST A TV SHOW,
IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
- [GRUNTING]
- GORCOM HAS TAUGHT YOU WELL.
- THIS ENDS NOW!
- ON THE CONTRARY.
MY REIGN OF EVIL HAS JUST BEGUN.
I SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED. NEV--
OOH! AAH!
- WHO ARE YOU?
- I AM COUNT ROLL FREAKAU,
THE 12th LEVEL SPACE SAMURAI WHO TRAINED BARON RANG,
AND I AM YOUR FATHER.
- NO!
- HEY, I REMEMBER THIS SCENE.
WE'RE IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 4.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY?
- 'CAUSE WE JUST PASSED THE ENGINE CORE
WHICH MEANS WE'RE RIGHT BELOW THE DETENTION LEVEL.
SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THE MAIN PARTICLE FLUX CONDUIT
TO THE GALACTIC COMMAND CENTER.
- FRIGHTENING. TRULY FRIGHTENING.
- IDENTIFY YOURSELVES.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE OUR IDENTIFICATION.
WORTH A SHOT. GAH!
- [GRUNTING]
- TITANS, GO!
- THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
- [GRUNTING]
- YOUR POWERS ARE INSIGNIFICANT
NEXT TO THE POWER OF CONTROL FREAK.
- [GRUNTING]
- [SLOW-MOTION SCREAMING]
- [YELPING]
- I DON'T CARE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE, DUDE.
- THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU WIN.
- FOOLISH SNOT-COLORED HUMAN,
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT I AM A 12th LEVEL SPACE SAMURAI?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT IN HERE I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF THIS SHOW,
LIKE, 300 TIMES, AND I THINK YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
THAT A 12th LEVEL SPACE SAMURAI CAN BE BANISHED
TO THE NO DIMENSIONS BY THE HAH JUNE CHANT!
HAH JUNE KANG. HAH JUNE KANG.
HAH JUNE KANG.
- AAH! NO!
BUT--BUT--BUT THIS IS MY WORLD.
I'M COOL HERE.
YOU GUYS CAN'T WIN.
- DUDE, THIS IS TELEVISION.
THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN,
AND YOU ARE SO NOT THE GOOD GUYS.
- [BEEPING]
- PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW HOW TO GET US HOME.
- [SNORING]
- WELL, I GUESS THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE PROVES
IT REALLY IS BAD TO WATCH TOO MUCH TV.
- BUT TRUTHFULLY, WE ONLY PREVAILED
BECAUSE BEAST BOY WATCHES TOO MUCH THE TELEVISION.
- SO, THERE REALLY ISN'T A LESSON HERE.
- YEP. IT WAS ALL COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS.
- [LAUGHING]
- ¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶
¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶
¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶