1 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:08,939 - [STATIC] 2 00:00:10,342 --> 00:00:13,276 - NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION. 3 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:15,978 DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL. 4 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:18,180 YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM WILL NOT BE SEEN 5 00:00:18,182 --> 00:00:21,716 BECAUSE I AM CONTROLLING THE TRANSMISSION. 6 00:00:21,718 --> 00:00:23,551 I CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. 7 00:00:23,553 --> 00:00:25,219 I CONTROL THE VERTICAL. 8 00:00:25,221 --> 00:00:26,987 AND THOSE BUTTON ON YOUR REMOTE 9 00:00:26,989 --> 00:00:28,655 THAT DON'T SEEM TO DO ANYTHING... 10 00:00:28,657 --> 00:00:30,657 I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE FOR! 11 00:00:30,659 --> 00:00:34,560 FROM THIS MOMENT ON, YOUR TELEVISION BELONGS TO ME, 12 00:00:34,562 --> 00:00:36,495 CONTROL FREAK! 13 00:00:36,497 --> 00:00:39,231 [LAUGHING] 14 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:41,533 - UH, GUYS? 15 00:00:48,475 --> 00:00:50,808 - [SINGING IN JAPANESE] 16 00:01:10,095 --> 00:01:12,829 ¶ TEEN TITANS, GO! ¶ 17 00:01:36,587 --> 00:01:38,953 ¶ TEEN TITANS, GO! ¶ 18 00:01:40,623 --> 00:01:42,556 ¶ 1, 2, 3, 4, GO! ¶ 19 00:01:42,558 --> 00:01:44,024 TEEN TITANS! 20 00:01:53,201 --> 00:01:55,601 - [BEEPING] 21 00:02:04,578 --> 00:02:06,877 - IN HERE! HURRY! NOW! 22 00:02:08,447 --> 00:02:10,313 - BEAST BOY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 23 00:02:10,315 --> 00:02:11,947 - "THE MIJO + TITO SHOW" WAS A RERUN, 24 00:02:11,949 --> 00:02:14,215 SO I FLIPPED OVER TO WATCH "DANGER TEAM 5," 25 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,450 BUT IT WASN'T ON 'CAUSE THERE WAS THIS LITTLE BLUE DOT 26 00:02:16,452 --> 00:02:17,951 AND THIS "BEEP!" 27 00:02:17,953 --> 00:02:20,620 AND THIS VOICE IS LIKE, "I CONTROL THE VERTICAL," 28 00:02:20,622 --> 00:02:22,054 THEN THE DOT GOT REAL BIG, 29 00:02:22,056 --> 00:02:24,289 AND CONTROL FREAK HAS TAKEN OVER OUR TV! 30 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:25,556 - UM... 31 00:02:25,558 --> 00:02:28,325 - WELCOME BACK TO "BASS NABBERS." 32 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:30,393 TODAY, WE GONNA CATCH US SOME FISH. 33 00:02:30,395 --> 00:02:32,161 - DUDE! WHERE DID HE GO? 34 00:02:32,163 --> 00:02:35,164 HE WAS RIGHT THERE WITH A BIG FACE, AND... 35 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:38,233 - UH, BEAST BOY? MAYBE YOU'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING 36 00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:39,467 A LITTLE TOO MUCH TELEVISION. 37 00:02:39,469 --> 00:02:41,001 - TV ROTS YOUR BRAINS. 38 00:02:41,003 --> 00:02:44,237 - YEAH, MAN. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TURNED OFF THE TUBE? 39 00:02:44,239 --> 00:02:48,273 - UM...I THINK I WENT OFF TO THE MOVIES 3 WEEKS AGO. 40 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:49,741 - UH, I WISH TO REMIND YOU 41 00:02:49,743 --> 00:02:51,843 THAT YOU DID NOT ACTUALLY GO TO THE MOVIES, 42 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:54,111 BUT MERELY OBSERVED A TELEVISION PROGRAM 43 00:02:54,113 --> 00:02:56,246 ABOUT A PERSON WHO WENT TO THE MOVIES. 44 00:02:56,248 --> 00:02:58,014 - OH, YEAH. 45 00:02:58,016 --> 00:03:00,082 THAT WAS COOL. 46 00:03:00,084 --> 00:03:04,352 - RIGHT. LOOK, BEAST BOY, CONTROL FREAK CAN'T BE ON TV. 47 00:03:04,354 --> 00:03:07,154 HE'S LOCKED UP IN JAIL WHERE HE BELONGS, REMEMBER? 48 00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:10,357 - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR BREAKING NEWS. 49 00:03:10,359 --> 00:03:12,158 AUTHORITIES HAVE JUST DISCOVERED 50 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,528 THAT THE DANGEROUS CRIMINAL KNOWN AS CONTROL FREAK 51 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:17,263 HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON. 52 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,164 - WHAT DID I SAY? 53 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,699 - REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM ALL OVER THE CITY. 54 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,368 CONTROL FREAK HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON MORE THAN A DOZEN TV SCREENS 55 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,936 IN THE LAST HALF HOUR. 56 00:03:25,938 --> 00:03:28,438 WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE HE'S BROADCASTING FROM 57 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,973 AND PULL THE PLUG. 58 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:32,774 - [BEEPING] 59 00:03:32,776 --> 00:03:34,742 - WE'VE GOT A LOCK. 60 00:03:38,547 --> 00:03:40,046 - [DOOR CLOSES] 61 00:03:40,048 --> 00:03:42,548 - WELCOME HOME, DEAR. DINNER'S ON THE TABLE. 62 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:44,883 SHALL I FETCH YOUR NEWSPAPER AND SLIPPERS? 63 00:03:44,885 --> 00:03:47,718 - GOLLY, HON, THAT'D BE SWELL. 64 00:03:50,556 --> 00:03:52,956 - BUT REBECCA, I'M STILL IN LOVE 65 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,391 WITH YOUR REINCARNATED EVIL HALF-SISTER. 66 00:03:55,393 --> 00:03:57,292 - OH, JOAQUIM! 67 00:03:57,294 --> 00:03:59,527 [CRYING] 68 00:04:07,903 --> 00:04:11,638 - I MUST FIND MY PET HIPPO. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE HE WENT. 69 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,341 IS HE SKIPPING THOUGH A MEADOW OR CAMPING IN A TENT? 70 00:04:15,343 --> 00:04:17,710 - [GROWLING] 71 00:04:25,052 --> 00:04:28,753 DUDE! "CLASH OF THE PLANETS!" THIS IS A CLASSIC. 72 00:04:28,755 --> 00:04:31,489 - I DON'T CARE HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE, BARON RANG. 73 00:04:31,491 --> 00:04:32,756 I WON'T LET YOU WIN. 74 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:34,157 - FOOLISH HUMAN. 75 00:04:34,159 --> 00:04:37,360 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT I CONTROL THE STAR SYSTEM? 76 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:38,828 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT SOON 77 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:42,164 I SHALL CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE? 78 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,331 - HELLO! 79 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:44,265 - AHH! 80 00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:45,833 - ENJOYING THE SHOW, TITANS? 81 00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:48,602 MIGHT AS WELL JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH, 82 00:04:48,604 --> 00:04:51,004 'CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME. 83 00:04:51,006 --> 00:04:53,339 - WE WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU'RE HIDING. 84 00:04:53,341 --> 00:04:54,840 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. 85 00:04:54,842 --> 00:04:58,376 - WHO'S HIDING? I'M RIGHT HERE. 86 00:04:58,378 --> 00:05:01,212 OR AM I HERE? OR HERE? 87 00:05:01,214 --> 00:05:04,748 OR OVER HERE? OR MAYBE HERE! 88 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:08,084 - THE CONTROL FREAK IS A DORK, YES? 89 00:05:08,086 --> 00:05:10,019 - HE'S IN THE BUILDING. FIND HIM. 90 00:05:10,021 --> 00:05:11,754 - HE'S NOT INSIDE THE BUILDING. 91 00:05:11,756 --> 00:05:14,155 HE'S INSIDE THE TVs. 92 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:16,623 - [LAUGHING] 93 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:19,658 WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. 94 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:26,396 YES! CONTROL FREAK IS ON THE AIR! 95 00:05:26,398 --> 00:05:27,764 [LAUGHING] 96 00:05:29,134 --> 00:05:32,201 - WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO BREAK INTO TELEVISION. 97 00:05:32,203 --> 00:05:34,870 - HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A BROADCAST WAVE FORM, 98 00:05:34,872 --> 00:05:36,738 AND NOW HE'S FLIPPING AROUND FROM CHANNEL TO CHANNEL. 99 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,440 - CONTROL FREAK HASN'T JUST ESCAPED FROM JAIL. 100 00:05:39,442 --> 00:05:41,208 HE'S ESCAPED FROM REALITY. 101 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:44,611 - HUH? UH, GUYS. 102 00:05:45,981 --> 00:05:48,548 COOL. 103 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:49,782 - [WHISTLING] 104 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,049 GOT ENOUGH HIGH-END EQUIPMENT HERE 105 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,650 TO BREAK HALF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. 106 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,219 - CAN YOU REVERSE THE PROCESS? PULL HIM BACK OUT? 107 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,388 - THINK SO. I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME TO-- 108 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,389 DA! 109 00:05:59,391 --> 00:06:02,024 - [ALL SCREAMING] 110 00:06:04,395 --> 00:06:05,627 - WELL, HEY THERE, EVERYBODY. 111 00:06:05,629 --> 00:06:07,128 HOPE YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS I AM, 112 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:11,331 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANTS ON "QUIZ MONKEY!" 113 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:12,999 - UH, MY BAD. 114 00:06:13,001 --> 00:06:16,235 - OK. WE NEED TO FIND CONTROL FREAK AND GET BACK OUT OF-- 115 00:06:16,237 --> 00:06:18,937 - ALL-HALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY. 15 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 116 00:06:18,939 --> 00:06:21,272 EACH CORRECT ANSWER WINS A FABULOUS PRIZE. 117 00:06:21,274 --> 00:06:24,575 ZERO ANSWERS PUTS YOU IN THE CAGE WITH THE QUIZ MONKEY. 118 00:06:24,577 --> 00:06:25,943 - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 119 00:06:25,945 --> 00:06:26,944 - WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF LIECHTENSTEIN? 120 00:06:26,946 --> 00:06:28,245 - UH... - [BUZZER] 121 00:06:28,247 --> 00:06:29,412 - WHEN DID HANNIBAL CROSS THE ALPS? 122 00:06:29,414 --> 00:06:30,746 - UH... - [BUZZER] 123 00:06:30,748 --> 00:06:31,747 - WHAT WAS SPIRO AGNEW'S MIDDLE NAME? 124 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:33,148 - HMM... - [BUZZER] 125 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:35,583 - HOW MANY ATOMS IN ONE KILOGRAM OF OXYGEN? 126 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:40,420 - 3.7625 X 10 TO THE 25th. 127 00:06:40,422 --> 00:06:41,754 - THAT IS CORRECT! 128 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:44,222 YOU'VE JUST WON A NEW CAR! 129 00:06:45,592 --> 00:06:47,925 - ALL RIGHTY, THEN, TITANS. 130 00:06:47,927 --> 00:06:51,295 YOU FOLLOWED ME IN. NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP! 131 00:06:51,297 --> 00:06:53,263 - TITANS, GO! 132 00:06:53,265 --> 00:06:55,932 - IN OTHER NEWS--HEY! 133 00:07:00,438 --> 00:07:03,272 - BOO YAH! ENERGY DRINK! 134 00:07:03,274 --> 00:07:05,040 - [TIRES SCREECHING] 135 00:07:09,446 --> 00:07:10,611 - [COUGHING] 136 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:12,913 YOU'RE SCARIN' THE FISH! 137 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:24,524 - HUH! 138 00:07:24,526 --> 00:07:25,525 - [GASPS] 139 00:07:25,527 --> 00:07:27,293 - [CRASH] 140 00:07:27,295 --> 00:07:29,828 - END OF THE ROAD! 141 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:32,764 - TELL THAT TO THEM HOOTIN' BOYS. 142 00:07:34,033 --> 00:07:35,766 - WAA-HOO! 143 00:07:36,835 --> 00:07:40,636 - ¶ I AM GREAT YOU ARE GREAT ¶ 144 00:07:40,638 --> 00:07:43,472 ¶ YOU-- ¶ ARGH! 145 00:07:43,474 --> 00:07:44,840 - DON'T MOVE. 146 00:07:44,842 --> 00:07:47,441 - UH-OH. I'M STILL MOVING. 147 00:07:49,311 --> 00:07:52,512 ISN'T THERE SOME WORD THE GOOD GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO YELL 148 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,479 TO MAKE ME STOP? 149 00:07:53,481 --> 00:07:54,346 - FREEZE! 150 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,880 - [BUZZER SOUNDING] 151 00:07:55,882 --> 00:07:59,250 - FREEZE? THAT'S TODAY'S SLOPPY MESS WORD, 152 00:07:59,252 --> 00:08:01,752 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, KIDS. 153 00:08:01,754 --> 00:08:04,755 - OATMEAL! 154 00:08:04,757 --> 00:08:06,957 - [SPLAT] 155 00:08:21,839 --> 00:08:24,239 - [SCREECHING] 156 00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:29,343 - I WOULDN'T STAND THERE IF I WERE YOU. 157 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,416 - [BOOM] 158 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:39,785 - ME-MEEP! 159 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,289 - AGENT 257 TO BASE. 160 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,625 I HAVE THE RINALDI DEVICE. 161 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,460 [GRUNTING] 162 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:50,627 AAH! 163 00:08:50,629 --> 00:08:52,028 - HUH? 164 00:09:02,473 --> 00:09:04,339 - TAKE HIM DOWN. 165 00:09:04,341 --> 00:09:05,406 WHA! 166 00:09:05,408 --> 00:09:07,474 - FACE IT, TITANS, IN THE REAL WORLD, 167 00:09:07,476 --> 00:09:11,844 I MAY BE JUST ANOTHER GEEK, BUT IN HERE, I'M THE COOLEST! 168 00:09:11,846 --> 00:09:13,679 [LAUGHING] 169 00:09:13,681 --> 00:09:17,315 WHOO! HA HA! HEE HEE HA HA HA! 170 00:09:18,985 --> 00:09:20,017 - WHERE DID HE GO? 171 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:21,385 - PERHAPS HE HAS FLOWN AWAY 172 00:09:21,387 --> 00:09:23,487 TO SOMEPLACE LESS CREEPY AND BAD-SMELLING. 173 00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:27,390 - YEAH. WHAT KIND OF NASTY OLD SHOW IS THIS, ANYHOW? 174 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,691 - [GASPING] 175 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,826 "IT CAME FROM JONES LAKE." 176 00:09:30,828 --> 00:09:33,161 DUDES, I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. 177 00:09:33,163 --> 00:09:36,864 WE'RE NOT IN A TV SHOW. WE'RE IN A MONSTER MOVIE. 178 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:40,333 - [GURGLING] 179 00:09:40,335 --> 00:09:43,669 [ROARING] 180 00:09:43,671 --> 00:09:45,904 - AHH! 181 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:53,176 - CHILL OUT, Y'ALL. THIS IS TV. 182 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:54,911 THE MONSTER'S NOT REAL. 183 00:09:54,913 --> 00:09:57,079 IT'S JUST SOME DUDE IN A COSTUME. 184 00:09:57,081 --> 00:09:59,014 THAT'S NOT A COSTUME. 185 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,282 HUH? WHAA! 186 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,017 - [GRUNTING] 187 00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:17,195 - THAT THING MAY BE FAKE IN THE REAL WORLD... 188 00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:19,197 - BUT IT'S WAY REAL IN HERE. 189 00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:21,299 - THEN IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S NOT OUR TARGET. 190 00:10:21,301 --> 00:10:23,434 WE NEED TO FIND CONTROL FREAK. 191 00:10:23,436 --> 00:10:25,102 SPLIT UP! 192 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,572 - THE CREATURE FROM JONES LAKE, 193 00:10:30,574 --> 00:10:34,375 7 GORN 7, AND THE OFFWORLD OUTLAW-- 194 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:38,212 THE MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAINS IN TELEVISION HISTORY. 195 00:10:38,214 --> 00:10:42,215 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I BROUGHT YOU ALL HERE. 196 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:44,217 THE ANSWER IS QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. 197 00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,452 USING ALL OF YOUR AWESOME POWERS, 198 00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:50,822 I COMMAND YOU TO SEEK OUT THE TEEN TITANS 199 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,190 AND ANNIHILATE THEM. 200 00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:56,892 [LAUGHING] 201 00:10:56,894 --> 00:10:59,127 SO COOL! 202 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:04,231 MASTER HAGADESH OF THE CLASSIC MINISERIES "INVASION X." 203 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:07,133 I AM READY TO BEGIN THE TRAINING. 204 00:11:07,135 --> 00:11:10,503 - I ALREADY TOLD YOU-- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 205 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:12,304 - OH, DON'T CHICKEN OUT NOW, MATE. 206 00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:15,407 THE WORLD'S WATCHING "STUNT FEST" TO SEE EYE-POPPING STUNTS, 207 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,142 AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'RE GONNA GET. 208 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,577 - I'M NOT GOING TO--AAH! 209 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,480 HUH? AAH! 210 00:11:27,151 --> 00:11:29,651 - OH, LANCE, I DIDN'T MEAN 211 00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:31,819 TO MAKE YOU FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME, 212 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:35,155 BUT EVER SINCE JOAQUIM LEFT WITH MY EVIL HALF-SISTER-- 213 00:11:35,157 --> 00:11:37,924 - YO, I DON'T LOVE YOU, MY NAME'S NOT LANCE, 214 00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:39,358 AND I JUST NEED TO KNOW 215 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,693 IF YOU'VE SEEN A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT. 216 00:11:41,695 --> 00:11:43,994 - OH, LANCE! 217 00:11:46,598 --> 00:11:47,997 - WHAT THE-- 218 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,968 - HELLO? ANYBODY? 219 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:55,203 NICE. 220 00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:57,205 - OH! HO HO! THAT HAD TO HURT! 221 00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:58,773 LET'S LOOK AT THE REPLAY, CHUCK. 222 00:11:58,775 --> 00:12:01,542 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE WHY A TEEN TITAN IS ON THE FIELD 223 00:12:01,544 --> 00:12:02,643 IN A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, 224 00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:05,178 BUT THIS IS JUST A GREAT DEFENSIVE PLAY 225 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,547 BY THE STEEL CITY TIGERS. 226 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,852 - UGH! OOH! 227 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:15,553 - [GROWLING] 228 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:20,190 - WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE FLAPJACKS, DEAR? 229 00:12:20,192 --> 00:12:26,095 - TOTALLY! I MEAN, GEE WIZ, MOM, THAT'D BE KEEN. 230 00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:30,165 - SAY, SPORT, IT SAYS IN THE PAPER 231 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,201 THAT YOUR SCHOOLMATES ARE ORGANIZING A NIFTY SOCK HOP. 232 00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:34,335 - [DOORBELL RINGING] 233 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,370 - OH, THAT MUST BE THE MILKMAN. 234 00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:41,207 AAH! 235 00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:45,310 - JEEPERS! 236 00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:48,346 - OH, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HIPPO? 237 00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:50,014 HE HIDES, AND I MUST SEEK. 238 00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,482 - I CANNOT PLAY. 239 00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:54,485 PLEASE, DO YOU KNOW A STRANGE MAN NAMED CONTROL FREAK? 240 00:12:54,487 --> 00:12:58,655 HE IS BIG, NOT TALL, AND NASTY, AND KNOWN FOR CAUSING STRIFE. 241 00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,757 HE ESCAPED INTO THE TV-- 242 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:03,392 - QUICK, STAR, RUN FOR YOU LIFE! 243 00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:06,561 - AHH! 244 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,029 - NEXT ON "STUNT FEST," 245 00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:12,565 I'M GONNA MAKE THIS ANGRY GRIZZLY GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK RI-- 246 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,234 - [GROWLING] 247 00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:21,505 - PUH! 248 00:13:26,545 --> 00:13:28,411 - [GROWLING] 249 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,478 - AHH! 250 00:13:34,183 --> 00:13:36,082 [GRUNTING] 251 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:39,218 THANKS. 252 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,752 - DON'T THANK US YET. 253 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,520 - WE BROUGHT A FRIEND. 254 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,622 - [GROWLING] 255 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,757 - THE MAKERS OF AZARATH AND METRION 256 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,359 ARE PROUD TO INTRODUCE ZINTHOS. 257 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:52,462 NEW AND IMPROVED ZINTHOS GIVES YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED 258 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,530 EXACTLY WHEN YOU NEED IT. 259 00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:57,900 AND BECAUSE IT'S BLUE, ZINTHOS GOES WITH EVERYTHING. 260 00:13:57,902 --> 00:14:00,102 [READING SCROLL] 261 00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:15,182 NEW BLUE ZINTHOS. 262 00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:20,387 - DUDE, THOSE ARE 3 OF THE BADDEST BAD GUYS EVER, 263 00:14:20,389 --> 00:14:22,389 AND WE TOTALLY KICKED THEIR BUTTS! 264 00:14:22,391 --> 00:14:24,557 - BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND CONTROL FREAK. 265 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:27,226 - TRUE, GRASSHOPPER, BUT I HAVE FOUND YOU, 266 00:14:27,228 --> 00:14:31,062 AND GUESS WHAT. I KNOW KUNG FU. WHOA. 267 00:14:31,064 --> 00:14:33,664 WHA-HA! 268 00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:46,742 I'M NOT JUST SOME NERD YOU CAN PUSH AROUND ANYMORE. 269 00:14:46,744 --> 00:14:48,610 THANKS TO THE MAGIC OF TELEVISION, 270 00:14:48,612 --> 00:14:51,746 I NOW POSSESS A BLACK BELT IN ASTRO JITSU, 271 00:14:51,748 --> 00:14:55,583 THE BIONIC HERO'S ROCKET BOOTS, BENTHAR'S WRISTBANDS OF POWER, 272 00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:59,920 AND CAPTAIN CALLILE'S INFAMOUS FLABBO BLASTER. 273 00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:01,488 - UH, IN ENGLISH? 274 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:04,324 - HE'S ONE SERIOUSLY BAD DUDE. 275 00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:06,726 - HASTA LA VISTA, TITANS. 276 00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:15,733 [YAWNING] 277 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,603 OOH! 278 00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:23,239 - AND WHEN THE CHOCOLATE HAS MELTED, WE ADD THE SNAILS. 279 00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:28,776 OH! I CANNOT WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS! 280 00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:38,450 - OH, HIPPO, MY HIPPO. I HAVE MISSED YOU SO. 281 00:15:43,189 --> 00:15:44,688 - [GASPING] 282 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:46,723 [GROANING] 283 00:15:59,003 --> 00:16:00,702 - ENGAGE. 284 00:16:02,572 --> 00:16:06,740 - WHOA. AT LEAST THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE. 285 00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:08,641 - THIS JUST IN. 286 00:16:08,643 --> 00:16:11,810 INTERFERENCE BY THE CRIMINAL CONTROL FREAK 287 00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:14,412 HAS CAUSED TELEVISIONS THROUGHOUT THE CITY 288 00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:16,547 TO EMIT HARMFUL ALPHA WAVES 289 00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:18,815 WHICH DISRUPT THE NEURAL PATHWAYS 290 00:16:18,817 --> 00:16:20,983 OF ANYONE WATCHING THE BROADCAST. 291 00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:22,250 - HUH? 292 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:25,186 - TV LITERALLY ROTS YOUR BRAINS. 293 00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:27,721 - TOLD YA. 294 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,693 - MY GUEST TONIGHT IS DR. VICTOR PAYTON, 295 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:36,429 WHO HAS DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO WORLD PEACE. 296 00:16:36,431 --> 00:16:37,430 TELL ME, DOCTOR. 297 00:16:37,432 --> 00:16:38,931 UGH! 298 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:42,701 - DO NOT WATCH THIS PROGRAM! IT WILL LIQUEFY YOUR BRAIN! 299 00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:45,437 AN ESCAPED CRIMINAL HAS TAMPERED WITH THIS TRANSMISSION, 300 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:46,905 AND IT IS IMPERATIVE 301 00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:49,841 THAT YOU TURN OFF YOUR TELEVISION RIGHT NOW. 302 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,877 I'M SERIOUS! STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW! 303 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,880 - I DON'T THINK THEY'RE LISTENING. 304 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,548 - OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT LISTENING. 305 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,349 BREAKING NEWS, ESCAPED CRIMINALS, 306 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:03,653 A HANDSOME GREEN HEARTTHROB, THIS STUFF IS RATINGS GOLD. 307 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,888 - IF PEOPLE WON'T TURN OFF THEIR TVs, 308 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,890 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWERS. 309 00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:09,992 WE'VE GOTTA STOP CONTROL FREAK FAST! 310 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:12,060 - BUT HOW ARE WE TO DO THIS? 311 00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:14,462 INSIDE THE TELEVISION, HE IS MORE POWERFUL 312 00:17:14,464 --> 00:17:16,197 THAN GLORTHROCK THE ALL-SEEING. 313 00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:18,899 - YEAH. THE DUDE KNOWS EVERYTHING IN HERE. 314 00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:23,069 - HEL-LO! HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WATCHED TOO MUCH TV. 315 00:17:23,071 --> 00:17:25,738 I'VE WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE IN FRONT OF THE TUBE, 316 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,273 AND IT'S ABOUT TO PAY OFF. COME ON. 317 00:17:32,145 --> 00:17:33,878 - 500 CHANNELS... 318 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,412 - AND STILL NOTHING ON. 319 00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:37,213 - HE COULD BE ANYWHERE. 320 00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:39,848 - THERE. SPACE NETWORK 321 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,083 IS HAVING A "CLASH OF THE PLANETS" MARATHON. 322 00:17:42,085 --> 00:17:44,919 IF I WAS CONTROL FREAK, AND I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT, 323 00:17:44,921 --> 00:17:46,387 THAT'S WHERE I'D BE. 324 00:17:46,389 --> 00:17:48,989 - PLEASE, THIS "CLASH OF THE PLANETS" IS...? 325 00:17:48,991 --> 00:17:51,925 - ONLY THE GREATEST SCI-FI SERIES EVER MADE! 326 00:17:51,927 --> 00:17:55,861 FOR AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF FANS, IT'S NOT JUST A TV SHOW, 327 00:17:55,863 --> 00:17:57,963 IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. 328 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,339 - [GRUNTING] 329 00:18:11,076 --> 00:18:13,443 - GORCOM HAS TAUGHT YOU WELL. 330 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:15,178 - THIS ENDS NOW! 331 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,412 - ON THE CONTRARY. 332 00:18:16,414 --> 00:18:20,115 MY REIGN OF EVIL HAS JUST BEGUN. 333 00:18:20,117 --> 00:18:22,617 I SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED. NEV-- 334 00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:25,186 OOH! AAH! 335 00:18:33,295 --> 00:18:34,260 - WHO ARE YOU? 336 00:18:34,262 --> 00:18:37,529 - I AM COUNT ROLL FREAKAU, 337 00:18:37,531 --> 00:18:41,366 THE 12th LEVEL SPACE SAMURAI WHO TRAINED BARON RANG, 338 00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:44,202 AND I AM YOUR FATHER. 339 00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:46,204 - NO! 340 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,712 - HEY, I REMEMBER THIS SCENE. 341 00:18:54,714 --> 00:18:56,947 WE'RE IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 4. 342 00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:58,815 - HOW DO YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY? 343 00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:01,150 - 'CAUSE WE JUST PASSED THE ENGINE CORE 344 00:19:01,152 --> 00:19:03,118 WHICH MEANS WE'RE RIGHT BELOW THE DETENTION LEVEL. 345 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,121 SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THE MAIN PARTICLE FLUX CONDUIT 346 00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:07,755 TO THE GALACTIC COMMAND CENTER. 347 00:19:07,757 --> 00:19:10,290 - FRIGHTENING. TRULY FRIGHTENING. 348 00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:16,796 - IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. 349 00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:25,135 - YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE OUR IDENTIFICATION. 350 00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:29,371 WORTH A SHOT. GAH! 351 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,007 - [GRUNTING] 352 00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:39,912 - TITANS, GO! 353 00:19:39,914 --> 00:19:42,514 - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! 354 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,884 - [GRUNTING] 355 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,211 - YOUR POWERS ARE INSIGNIFICANT 356 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,946 NEXT TO THE POWER OF CONTROL FREAK. 357 00:20:19,382 --> 00:20:21,348 - [GRUNTING] 358 00:20:40,801 --> 00:20:43,468 - [SLOW-MOTION SCREAMING] 359 00:21:03,422 --> 00:21:05,255 - [YELPING] 360 00:21:09,326 --> 00:21:12,260 - I DON'T CARE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE, DUDE. 361 00:21:12,262 --> 00:21:14,862 - THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU WIN. 362 00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:17,264 - FOOLISH SNOT-COLORED HUMAN, 363 00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:20,166 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT I AM A 12th LEVEL SPACE SAMURAI? 364 00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:25,103 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT IN HERE I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE? 365 00:21:25,105 --> 00:21:27,405 - NO, BUT I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF THIS SHOW, 366 00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:30,174 LIKE, 300 TIMES, AND I THINK YOU'VE FORGOTTEN 367 00:21:30,176 --> 00:21:32,543 THAT A 12th LEVEL SPACE SAMURAI CAN BE BANISHED 368 00:21:32,545 --> 00:21:35,846 TO THE NO DIMENSIONS BY THE HAH JUNE CHANT! 369 00:21:35,848 --> 00:21:40,883 HAH JUNE KANG. HAH JUNE KANG. 370 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:42,451 HAH JUNE KANG. 371 00:21:42,453 --> 00:21:45,353 - AAH! NO! 372 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,790 BUT--BUT--BUT THIS IS MY WORLD. 373 00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,558 I'M COOL HERE. 374 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,860 YOU GUYS CAN'T WIN. 375 00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:56,028 - DUDE, THIS IS TELEVISION. 376 00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:57,863 THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN, 377 00:21:57,865 --> 00:22:00,465 AND YOU ARE SO NOT THE GOOD GUYS. 378 00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:02,967 - [BEEPING] 379 00:22:02,969 --> 00:22:05,302 - PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW HOW TO GET US HOME. 380 00:22:11,977 --> 00:22:14,644 - [SNORING] 381 00:22:14,646 --> 00:22:17,146 - WELL, I GUESS THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE PROVES 382 00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:19,481 IT REALLY IS BAD TO WATCH TOO MUCH TV. 383 00:22:19,483 --> 00:22:21,583 - BUT TRUTHFULLY, WE ONLY PREVAILED 384 00:22:21,585 --> 00:22:25,153 BECAUSE BEAST BOY WATCHES TOO MUCH THE TELEVISION. 385 00:22:25,155 --> 00:22:28,656 - SO, THERE REALLY ISN'T A LESSON HERE. 386 00:22:28,658 --> 00:22:31,959 - YEP. IT WAS ALL COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS. 387 00:22:31,961 --> 00:22:42,069 - [LAUGHING] 388 00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:48,008 - [LAUGHING] 389 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:51,344 - ¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶ 390 00:22:51,346 --> 00:22:54,013 ¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶ 391 00:22:54,015 --> 00:22:57,149 ¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶ 392 00:22:57,151 --> 00:22:59,951 ¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶ 393 00:22:59,953 --> 00:23:02,987 ¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶ 394 00:23:02,989 --> 00:23:04,254 ¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶