[GRUNTING]
[MOOING]
[RUMBLING]
[MOOING]
TITANS, NOW!
- [ROAR]
- MOO-YA!
WHOA! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
- CYBORG!
- [SINGING IN JAPANESE]
¶ TEEN TITANS, GO! ¶
¶ 1, 2, 3, 4, GO! ¶
TEEN TITANS!
- AAH!
ARGH! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
WHOA! AAH!
- CYBORG, WE'RE CLOSING IN. HANG ON!
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO!
AAH!
- CAW!
AHH...
HOW COME I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS TO RUN?
- TIME TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT UNDER THE HOOD.
WHOA! UH!
- [COLLECTIVE GASP]
- CYBORG, WHERE DID IT GO?
- I DON'T KNOW.
IT JUST DISAPPEARED.
- THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK IT'S GOTTEN AWAY.
- WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS.
- [PANTING]
YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO LET ME DRIVE THE T-CAR?
- NO. I FOUND A NEW PLACE FOR BREAKFAST.
- MEGA MEATY MEAT?
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS PLACE BEFORE.
- SOUNDS HEALTHY.
- COME ON, GUYS.
WHAT BETTER WAY TO END AN ALL-NIGHT STAKEOUT
THAN WITH A NICE, JUICY STEAK?
- HELLO.
DOES THE WORD I'M A VEGETARIAN MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD EVER GET ME INSIDE A PLACE LIKE THAT.
- BESIDES, WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE TOWER AND START TRACKING THAT SHIP.
- MEAT-TASTIC!
- AHH, I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
AHH...
ISN'T SHE AMAZING?
- UH, YOU ARE AWARE THIS "SHE" YOU FEEL AFFECTION FOR
IS MERELY A LAND VEHICLE?
- THIS IS NO ORDINARY LAND VEHICLE, STARFIRE.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE TIDWELL 3000.
THE SWEETEST MOPED EVER BUILT.
YOU KNOW, IF I HAD ONE OF THESE BABIES...
HEY, WHY DON'T I HAVE ONE OF THESE BABIES?
- WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHY THESE THINGS KEEP ATTACKING FARMS.
- ROBIN, YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES IN A CHASE IT'S HARD FOR ME TO KEEP UP?
- HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER REALLY NOTICED.
- WELL, I FOUND THE SOLUTION.
YOU'VE SEEN THE T-CAR AND THE T-SHIP
AND WE ALL THINK THE R-CYCLE AND YOUR NEW GLIDER THINGY ARE WAY COOL.
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO INTRODUCE THE NEWEST TITAN VEHICLE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUDES AND DUDETTES,
I GIVE YOU THE B-PED.
- BEAST BOY, YOU DON'T NEED A MOPED.
YOU CAN FLY.
- YEAH, BUT MY ARMS GET TIRED.
OK, THEN, ME AND CYBORG WILL JUST HAVE TO BUILD ONE.
COME ON, CYBORG.
I'LL EVEN LET YOU DESIGN THE ROCKET LAUNCHER.
- SORRY, BB, GOT TO FIX UP THE CY-COW.
WE MIGHT NEED TO GO BACK UNDERCOVER.
- I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
ROBIN SAYS NO. CYBORG SAYS NO.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A MOPED IF EVERYONE KEEPS SHUTTING ME DOWN?
- WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST GET A JOB AND BUY ONE.
- OH.
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LONG,
AND YOU'LL PAY ME? WITH MONEY?
- THAT'S CORRECT.
WE NEED REGULAR KIDS LIKE YOU TO BETA TEST OUR ULTRA-EXPERIMENTAL GAME STATION TURBO EXTREME.
- YAH, IT'S SO SHINY.
- YES, IT IS VERY SHINY.
BUT REMEMBER, THIS IS OUR ONLY PROTOTYPE, SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
- NO PROBLEM.
I DEAL WITH HIGH-TECH STUFF ALL THE TIME.
[EXPLOSION]
"HELP WANTED." SWEET.
AH, NOT SO SWEET.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
ARE YOU TIRED OF VACUUMS THAT JUST DON'T DO THE JOB?
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, SIR OR MADAME.
THE HOSE-A-TRON X-9 AND ITS STATE-OF-THE-ART CYCLOTRONIC ACTION
IF GUARANTEED TO MAKE THE HOUSEWORK A BREEZE.
WITH ONE FLIP OF THE SWITCH,
SEE HOW EASILY IT CLEANS UP THIS BAG OF DIRT I GOT FROM YOUR YARD.
[EXPLOSION]
SERIOUSLY NOT SWEET.
- I WANT A MONKEY.
- RIGHT. MONKEY. I CAN DO THAT.
[SCREECHING]
[EXPLOSION]
- THAT'S NOT A MONKEY. YOU STINK!
- WAIT! MONKEY! LOOK! HA HA!
- IT'S MEAT-TASTIC!
- OK. BAD IDEA.
- HEY, THERE, JIMMY, I SEE YOU FOUND OUR SIGN.
DO YOU LIKE MEAT?
- IT'S BEAST BOY, ACTUALLY, AND I'M A VEGETARIAN,
SO I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
- THAT'S SUPER, RICKY. SAY, DO YOU LIKE MOPEDS?
BECAUSE WE'RE GIVING AWAY ONE OF THESE SPIFFY LAND VEHICLES
TO OUR EMPLOYEE PERSON OF THE MONTH.
[REVVING ENGINE]
- WHEN CAN I START?
- WELCOME TO MEGA MEATY MEAT, LENNY!
- NO. IT'S JIMMY. I MEAN, BEAST BOY.
MAYBE I COULD JUST HAVE A NAME TAG.
- YOU CAN CALL ME BOB.
- OK.
- I LIKE YOU, DANNY.
I'LL BE IN THE BACK.
- AW...
THERE'S ONE PLACE I DEFINITELY WON'T BE GOING.
HEY, WAIT, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO TRAIN ME OR SOMETHING?
HELLO! BOB!
[DING]
CAN I, UH, TAKE YOUR ORDER?
- GIVE ME THE NUMBER ONE.
- RIGHT. NUMBER ONE. COMING UP. ANY MINUTE NOW.
UH, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A NUMBER ONE TO YOU?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN, SUPREME CREATOR.
- AND THE HUMANS?
- THEY SUSPECT NOTHING.
AH HA HA HA!
[COW MOOS]
- LET'S SEE.
I'LL HAVE 8 NUMBER 3s, 5 NUMBER 2s, TWO NUMBER 1s,
AND A DIET SODA.
- ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE SODA, ONLY MEAT.
- OK, THEN MAKE IT A CUP OF MEAT JUICE.
- PLEASE, SPECIFICALLY WHAT VARIETY OF MEAT IS IT THAT YOU SERVE?
- UM, BOB SAYS THAT'S A TRADE SECRET.
- ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO WORKS HERE?
- BOB SAYS THAT'S A TRADE SECRET, TOO.
- SO WHERE IS THIS BOB ANYWAY?
- IN THE BACK.
- YEAH. I'M GLAD YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY, BEAST BOY,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK THIS PLACE SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD?
- DUDE, THEY HAVE FRIES MADE OUT OF MEAT.
YES, THIS PLACE IS WEIRD, AND I HATE IT!
BUT I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I'VE EARNED THAT MOPED.
[CONVEYOR BELT WHIRS]
- OK, I CAN'T EAT UNTIL THAT THING STOPS LOOKING AT ME.
- IT'S MEAT-TASTIC!
- MMM...THIS REALLY IS MEAT-TASTIC.
- TROUBLE! THE U.F.O. IS BACK!
- LET'S GO!
- UH, WON'T YOU GET FIRED?
- IT'S COOL, BABY. WE'LL HANDLE IT.
- OK, TITANS, JUST LIKE WE PLANNED. GO!
- OOF!
- OK, WHATEVER YOU ARE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OR TENTACLES UP! HUH?
[MOO]
- SO...WE'RE BEING INVADED BY COWS?
- USE CAUTION, PLEASE.
THE COW PEOPLE OF GOLANPRIME ARE MOST FORMIDABLE.
- NO. THIS IS JUST A PLAIN OL' EARTH COW.
AND IT'S NOT THE PILOT. IT'S THE POWER SUPPLY.
- BUT IF THE COW'S NOT CONTROLLING THE SHIP, WHO IS?
[EXPLOSION]
- I GUESS WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT THE HARD WAY.
[COMMOTION]
- OK, UH, THAT'S 3 NUMBERS 1s AND A NUMBER 2.
NO. YOU SAID YOU WANTED A NUMBER 3.
- COULD I PLEASE HAVE SOME NUGGETS?
- FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON'T HAVE NUGGETS!
UH, BOB, ANY CHANCE YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT HERE?
- THAT'S GREAT, BILLY. I'LL BE IN THE BACK.
- ARGH!
NO!
UH, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN. I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
AAH!
UH, BOB?
WE NEED SOME EAT-MAY FOR THE USTOMER-CAYS.
UH, HELLO? ANYONE?
I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM OUT HERE.
- I WANT MY MEATY MEAT!
- UM, I'LL BE IN THE BACK.
- UH...
IT'S FOR THE MOPED. IT'S FOR THE MOPED.
UH!
HUH?
HEY, THIS ISN'T A RESTAURANT.
IT'S A--IT'S A... WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
- IT IS THE MOTHER SHIP, GREEN HUMAN WORKER.
- SO THIS IS WHERE ALL THE U.F.O.s ARE COMING FROM.
WHY ARE YOU HERE? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ALL THESE COWS?
- IN EXCHANGE FOR PROVIDING US POWER FOR OUR TECHNOLOGY,
WE HAVE REPLACED THEM IN YOUR FOOD CHAIN
WITH A NUTRITIOUS, MEAT-FREE SUBSTITUTE.
- WAIT. YOU MEAN MEATY MEAT IS ACTUALLY TOFU?
- NOT TOFU. NEWFU.
TOFU COMES FROM YOUR PLANET'S SOY BEANS.
NEWFU COMES FROM ME.
[RUMBLING]
I AM YOUR SOURCE.
[GURGLING]
- OK, GROSS.
- NO, TOMMY. IT'S DELICIOUS.
AND YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE IN THE BACK.
- GRRR...
BOB? OH, MAN. I'M SO GONNA GET FIRED.
- NO MATTER.
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE WHERE HE CAME FROM.
- HEY, NICE SHOT THERE, RANDY.
- SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'VE COME FROM OUTER SPACE TO STEAL OUR COWS
AND REPLACE THEM WITH NEWFU?
- YES, GREEN HUMAN, AND WHEN WE LEAVE, WE WILL BLOW UP YOUR PLANET.
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
- WHAT? WHY?
WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO YOU?
- IT IS OUR WAY.
WE ARE NEWFU.
- SAY GOOD-BYE, TAMMY.
- DUDE, THAT'S A GIRL NAME.
GRRR...
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
- OH, BUT WE WILL. MY COLLECTOR SHIPS ARE DEALING WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
YOUR MAGNIFICENT COWS ARE MINE. THIS SHIP IS FUELED.
AND ONCE WE LEAVE ORBIT...
- KABOOM!
[RUMBLING]
- [SCREAMING]
- AROO!
- HA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GUESSING YOUR SHIP WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT YOU.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
YEE-HA!
THIS IS SO COOL.
- FOOLISH HUMAN! I'VE CREATED ENOUGH NEW-FU FOR AN ARMY OF BOBS.
YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY. YOUR CITY IS DOOMED.
YOUR PLANET IS DOOMED!
- AAH!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
- HIYA, DONNY. SAY, BE A SPORT AND HAND OVER OUR SUPREME CREATOR, WOULD YOU?
- ALL WE WANT IS THE SOURCE, ANDY, AND YOUR COWS.
- NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- INSOLENT HUMAN, YOUR FUTILE CHARGE WILL END IN DEFEAT.
- OH, YEAH? YOU FORGET WE'RE RIDING ON A TIDWELL 3000.
AND IT HAS TURBO!
- AAH! - WOO-HA!
- YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE, GREEN HUMAN!
FOR I AM THE SOURCE, FEARED ACROSS 3 GALAXIES,
DESTROYER OF--
- AHH...
HUH? OK, THINK, BEAST BOY. THINK.
OH!
I'VE GOT QUESTIONS, AND YOU BETTER GIVE ME ANSWERS!
HOW DO I FREE THE COWS, STOP THE BOBS, AND SHUT DOWN THE DESTRUCTO-TRON?
- HA HA HA!
FOOLISH GREEN HUMAN, I WILL NEVER TELL.
AND WHEN MY SHIP FAILS TO LAUNCH AS PLANNED,
IT WILL DETONATE AUTOMATICALLY.
SUBMIT TO MY GREATNESS, AND I MIGHT JUST SPARE YOUR PATHETIC--
UH, WHAT--WHAT IS THIS?
- LUNCH. AND I JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN THE MOOD FOR A NUTRITIOUS MEAT-FREE SUBSTITUTE.
- REALLY? AHEM. Y-YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
- AM I?
SAY HELLO TO MY GOOD FRIEND BARBECUE SAUCE.
- [COUGHING, SPUTTERING]
STOP!
THE SECRET IS WATER!
NEW-FU REVERTS TO ITS NORMAL STATE IN THE PRESENCE OF WATER!
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!
- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
NOW LET'S TALK COWS.
WELL, HEY, THERE, BENJI. READY TO FACE UTTER DESTRUCTION?
- NO. ARE YOU?
- OOH, THAT SURE IS WET.
- KNOW SOMETHING, BOB? YOU'RE A LOUSY MANAGER.
[ENGINE STARTS]
ALL RIGHT, B-PED, TIME TO SAVE THE EARTH.
MAYBE THIS CAN WAIT.
[COWS MOOING]
UH...
OK, YOU CAN DO THIS.
ALTHOUGH THERE ARE A FEW MORE COWS TO SAVE.
WHEW...OK, PIECE OF CAKE, BEAST BOY.
YOU DEAL WITH HIGH-TECH STUFF ALL THE TIME.
[REVS ENGINE]
UH!
UH...HUH? WHEW.
[COWS MOOING]
- CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WEIRDER?
- I'D SAY IT JUST DID.
- THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF COWS.
WHOOP! TIME TO EAT.
- BEAST BOY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- DUDE, SO IT TURNS OUT THAT MEATY MEAT IS REALLY SPACE TOFU
THAT CAME HERE TO STEAL COWS AND DESTROY THE EARTH.
BUT I KIDNAPPED THE ALIEN LEADER, TURNED ALL THE BOBS BACK INTO GOO,
AND SHUT DOWN THE DESTRUCTO-TRON BEFORE THE WORLD COULD EXPLODE,
AND I DID IT ALL THANKS TO MY AWESOME NEW MOPED!
AAH!
- SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALIEN LEADER?
- UH, OH, HE'S IN THE FRIDGE.
- WHAT?
- ¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶
¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶
¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TI-TANS, LET'S GO ¶