[SNORING]
[ALARM]
- SLEEP CYCLE COMPLETE.
- AW, YEAH!
ANOTHER GOOD MORNING,
ANOTHER GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE.
[DING]
HELLO, BACON.
HELLO, EGGS.
NOTHING PERSONAL.
ALL RIGHT, CYBORG, WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR TODAY?
COMBAT PRACTICE.
HA HA HA!
AW, MAN.
THE DAY'S ALREADY OVER AND I BARELY GOT THROUGH
HALF THE STUFF I WANTED TO DO.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY I CAN DO MORE.
- WISHING YOU COULD DO THE MAXIMUM?
- UH, YEAH.
- THEN YOU NEED STARLAB'S HOTTEST UPGRADE EVER--
THE BRAND NEW, LEADING EDGE, BLAZING FAST MAXIMUM 7.
- ¶ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL ¶
¶ FROM THEIR TOWER THEY CAN SEE IT ALL ¶
¶ WHEN THERE'S EVIL ON THE ATTACK ¶
¶ YOU CAN REST KNOWING THEY GOT YOUR BACK ¶
¶ 'CAUSE WHEN THE WORLD NEEDS HEROES ON PATROL ¶
¶ TEEN TITANS, GO! ¶
¶ WITH THEIR SUPERPOWERS THEY UNITE ¶
¶ NEVER MET A VILLAIN THAT THEY LIKED ¶
¶ THEY'VE GOT THE BAD GUYS ON THE RUN ¶
¶ THEY NEVER STOP TILL THE JOB GETS DONE ¶
¶ 'CAUSE WHEN THE WORLD IS LOSING ALL CONTROL ¶
¶ TEEN TITANS, GO! ¶
¶ 1, 2, 3, 4, GO! ¶
- IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!
- WHAT'S HERE?
- MY SUPER NEW, SUPER FAST,
SUPER POWERFUL MAXIMUM 7.
- PLEASE, WHAT IS A MAXIMUM 7?
- IT'S A NEW COMPUTER PROCESSOR--
8 TIMES FASTER THAN THE MAXIMUM 6.
SO, I GUESS WE'RE UPGRADING THE TITANS' COMPUTER?
- NO, WE'RE UPGRADING ME.
WITH THE MAXIMUM 7,
I'LL BE ABLE TO DO MORE, SEE MORE,
AND GET MORE OUT OF LIFE THAN EVER.
- DUDE, YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DO MORE STUFF?
MY GOAL IN LIFE IS MAXIMUM COUCH TIME.
- I UNDERSTAND WANTING TO LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST,
BUT PUTTING A CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN?
- MY HEAD'S ALREADY FULL OF CHIPS,
AND I RAN A COMPLETE DIAGNOSTIC BEFORE I ORDERED IT.
THE MAX-7 IS FULLY COMPATIBLE WITH ALL MY SYSTEMS.
TOTALLY SAFE.
- OOH!
- YEAH, THAT LOOKS SAFE.
- OK, I'LL GET THIS BABY INSTALLED FAST
AND ZOOM THROUGH THE REST OF MY DAY.
JUST TAKE A SECOND TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,
AND THIS WARNING,
AND DISCLAIMERS ANOTHER WARNING,
SOMETHING IN GERMAN!
OH, MAN!
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
OK, TIME TO TAKE LIFE TO THE MAXIMUM.
BOO-YAH!
- AND THEN I SAID...
- HUH?
NOW THIS IS A GOOD WORKOUT.
[SCREAMING]
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, ADONIS?
STARTING TO FEEL THE BURN?
- YOU WEAKLINGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
ADONIS HAS UPGRADED.
- SO HAVE I.
WOO!
HIGH-5 FOR THE ASSIST!
HI, THERE.
- AZORATH METRIONE--
- XANTHOS!
AIRMAIL!
- DUDE, CYBORG IS MORE... CYBORGY THAN EVER.
- AGREED.
HE NOW OPENS EVEN LARGER CANS OF THE BUTT-WHOOP.
- ALL RIGHT!
WE BEAT THE BAD GUY!
JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER.
- SO, I GUESS THAT CHIP WORKS.
- OH, YEAH!
WITH THIS THING DRIVING MY CIRCUITS,
I CAN DO MORE THAN EVER.
HOP IN.
WE'RE GOING FOR PIZZA.
[GIGGLING]
SAFE!
AUTOCHTHONOUS.
A-U-T-O-C-H-T-H-O-N-O-U-S.
AUTOCHTHONOUS.
- AUGLA NARGZON FLOOGLEBORK. - AUGLA NARGZON FLOOGLEBORK.
REMEMBER, IF YOU'RE NOT GRILLING WITH CY-B-Q SAUCE,
YOU JUST AIN'T COOKING.
- CY-B-Q BRAND,
OFFICIAL MARINADE OF THE TEEN TITANS.
- I THOUGHT OUR OFFICIAL MARINADE
WAS ZORBRIAN SPIDER JUICE.
- YEAH, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SLOP FARUG MOPZORN.
MOPZORN.
CHECKMATE.
OOP. GOT TO GO.
PLACES TO BE, THINGS TO DO.
- DUDE, I'M GETTING TIRED JUST WATCHING YOU.
SLOW DOWN.
- NO WAY.
THANKS TO THE MAX-7, I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!
[ALARM]
- TROUBLE.
[ALARM]
- ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT A SKYDIVING CLASS IN 15 MINUTES.
LET'S HANDLE THIS ONE FAST.
- Y'ALL MIGHT BE ABLE TO HANDLE ONE BILLY NUMEROUS,
BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE 10!
- YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR CLASS.
- FACE FACTS, COMPADRES...
- Y'ALL MAY HAVE A HEAP OF FANCY POWERS...
- BUT BILLY NUMEROUS HAS GOT YOUR OUTNUMBERED.
- GREAT.
HE CAN BE IN 10 PLACES AT ONCE.
- NOT EVEN CYBORG CAN DO THAT.
- WATCH ME.
HUH?
[LAUGHING]
- BUBBA, YOU JUST OPENED UP A 6-PACK.
- HEY!
- YEE-HA!
- YEAH!
- GOTCHA.
- IS THAT A FACT?
- OH, NO!
- RIGHT BACK AT YOU!
- WELL, THIS HERE'S BEEN A HUMDINGER, Y'ALL.
- BUT IT'S TIME FOR OLD BILLY TO SPLIT.
- WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?
- NOT THEY--HE.
- THE ORIGINAL BILLY IS LONG GONE WITH ALL THE LOOT.
- COME ON, WE'RE WASTING TIME.
- UM, IS SHE OK?
- SHE'S JUST TIRED.
- WELL, SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE.
IF I DON'T GO TO SLEEP BEFORE SUNRISE,
IT SERIOUSLY MESSES WITH MY AFTERNOON NAP.
EVEN IF WE DID FIND BILLY TONIGHT,
WE'D BE IN NO CONDITION TO FIGHT HIM.
WE NEED TO REST.
- NO THANKS.
I'LL NOT LETTING SOME HILLBILLY HUMAN COPY MACHINE
THROW ME OFF MY WHOLE SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW.
I'VE GOT THE MAXIMUM.
I CAN KEEP GOING.
- JUST DON'T PUSH YOURSELF TOO HARD.
- COME ON, CYBORG.
YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE TIRED.
MAYBE THE MAX-7 JUST NEEDS A LITTLE MORE JUICE.
HMM.
ALREADY DRAWING ALL THE POWER I CAN SPARE.
UNLESS...
SLEEP'S A WASTE OF TIME ANYWAY.
[LAUGHING]
- WOO!
HUH?
[BILLY LAUGHING]
- HUH?
FREEZE!
HUH?
- HOWDY, BUBBA.
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW WHEELS?
- MY CAR!
[ROBIN SIGHS]
- LOOKS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO CATCH BILLY.
- UM, HAS ANYBODY SEEN--
CYBORG?
- FRIEND, DID YOU NOT HAVE ANY OF THE SLEEP?
- SLEEP IS NO LONGER REQUIRED.
BILLY NUMEROUS.
HE WAS HERE.
FIND HIM.
- CYBORG, IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE WORKING SO HARD,
BUT I THINK THERE MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG.
- YOU JUST DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU.
- YOUR JOYFUL SMILE IS GONE.
YOU HAVE CEASED THE "BOO-YAHS."
- AND YOU HAVEN'T MADE A JOKE ALL DAY.
YOU'RE TOTALLY CY-BORING.
- I DELETED MY SENSE OF HUMOR TO POWER THE MAXIMUM.
- YOU KNOW, CYBORG'S ALWAYS HAD CHIPS FOR BRAINS,
BUT HE'S TURNING INTO THE ONE THING
I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD BE.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- A ROBOT.
[BILLY LAUGHING]
- WOO-HOO!
YEE-HA!
- NUMEROUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- NOTHING.
AND IF Y'ALL BELIEVE THAT,
I'VE GOT A BRIDGE TO SELL YOU.
- CYBORG!
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
- WOO-HOO!
YEE-HA!
- ATTA BOY, BILLY.
STEAL IT ALL.
CAN'T NOBODY STOP YOU.
YEE-HA!
- DID WE STOP NUMEROUS?
NO, WE HAD TO BREAK OFF THE ATTACK
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
- WE'RE ACTUALLY READING THE INSTRUCTIONS.
- THIS MICROCHIP WAS INDEED COMPATIBLE WITH ALL OF YOUR SYSTEMS...
- BUT WHEN YOU STARTED SHUTTING THOSE SYSTEMS DOWN TO FEED THE MAXIMUM,
YOUR CORE OPERATING HARDWARE WAS STRESSED BEYOND ITS LIMITS.
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE WE HAD TO REMOVE IT FROM YOUR BRAIN.
- BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT BILLY
WITHOUT THE MAX-7?
I COULD BARELY KEEP UP WITH HIM BEFORE.
- MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP UP WITH HIM.
- I CAN TURN INTO THE BIGGEST, STRONGEST, FASTEST ANIMALS ON EARTH,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE?
SOMETIMES IT'S BEST TO BE A SLOW, TINY TURTLE.
- THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE PROFOUND WITHOUT THE HAT.
- YEE-HA!
- HA HA!
HEY, BILLY, LOOK AT THIS HERE
FUNNY MEXICAN HAT I STOLE.
- NO WAY, BILLY.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
- AND A REALLY GOOD THIEF.
- NOT TO MENTION ONE HECK OF A GOOD-LOOKING FELLA, BILLY.
- OH, BILLY.
[LAUGHS]
- YO, BILLY!
QUIT TALKING TO YOURSELF.
- 1 AGAINST 100?
- A HUNDRED?
Y'ALL ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT.
- WELL, IF ONE'S NOT ENOUGH,
HOW ABOUT 5?
- OR 10?
- 15.
- 20.
- 30.
- 40.
- 50.
- 100!
- WELL, BUTTER MY BACKSIDE AND CALL ME A BISCUIT.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S DONE FIGURED A WAY
TO DUPLICATE MY DUPLICATION POWERS.
Y'ALL MAY HAVE COPIED A COPIER,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL.
- YEE-HA!
- TITANS, GO!
- GET HIM!
- HA!
- HEY!
- HUH?
- HEY, BILLY, I GOT ONE!
- NOBODY, BUT NOBODY, OUTNUMBERS BILLY NUMEROUS!
UH-OH.
AW, DANG.
- HOLOGRAMS WORKED LIKE A CHARM, CYBORG.
- I HEARD THAT.
WE BROUGHT DOWN BILLY AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE.
- DUDE, TURTLES KNOW WHAT'S UP.
- BOO-YAH!
NOW, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
WITH THE REST OF THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY?
GO FISHING? PIG OUT ON ICE CREAM?
HANG IN THE NEW GAME ROOM?
ACTUALLY, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO.
[SNORING]
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¶ T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TITANS, LET'S GO! ¶
¶ T-E-E-N ¶
¶ T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TITANS, LET'S GO! ¶
¶ T-E-E-N ¶
¶ T-I-T-A-N-S ¶
¶ TEEN TITANS, LET'S GO! ¶