1 00:00:09,262 --> 00:00:10,295 >> START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:10,362 --> 00:00:21,529 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:21,595 --> 00:00:23,995 >> RIGHT HERE. 4 00:00:24,062 --> 00:00:38,128 [APPLAUSE] 5 00:00:38,195 --> 00:00:40,862 >> Bill: I KNOW, I KNOW, I 6 00:00:40,929 --> 00:00:43,696 KNOW. 7 00:00:43,762 --> 00:00:49,495 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 8 00:00:49,562 --> 00:00:49,929 [LAUGHS] 9 00:00:49,995 --> 00:00:51,529 FIRST, THE FAKE APPLAUSE, THEN 10 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:52,128 THE REAL ONES. 11 00:00:52,195 --> 00:00:53,529 THAT IS WHAT THE GUY TOLD US TO 12 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,495 DO, AND WE REALLY LIKE YOU. 13 00:00:55,562 --> 00:00:57,128 I KNOW WHY YOU ARE EXCITED, IT 14 00:00:57,195 --> 00:01:00,962 IS DONALD TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY -- 15 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:01,862 [BOOS] 16 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,128 THEY HAD A BIG PARTY, CAKE, 17 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:07,195 CANDLES, AND THEY PLAYED THEIR 18 00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:08,128 FAVORITE GAME, 19 00:01:08,195 --> 00:01:09,629 "PIN-THE-BLAME-ON-THE-MEXICANS." 20 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:12,329 [LAUGHTER] 21 00:01:12,395 --> 00:01:13,095 73. 22 00:01:13,162 --> 00:01:15,062 73 HE IS, AND REMARKABLE AFTER 23 00:01:15,128 --> 00:01:18,362 ALL THESE YEARS, STILL A NATURAL 24 00:01:18,429 --> 00:01:18,595 BLONDE. 25 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:21,495 [LAUGHTER] 26 00:01:21,562 --> 00:01:24,195 73, AND THIS WEEK, WENT AFTER 27 00:01:24,295 --> 00:01:27,529 BIDEN ON AGE. 28 00:01:27,595 --> 00:01:29,195 HE SAID BIDEN LOOKS DIFFERENT 29 00:01:29,262 --> 00:01:31,495 THAN HE USED TO COME IN FLYING 30 00:01:31,562 --> 00:01:32,362 BIDEN HAS HAD WORK DONE. 31 00:01:32,429 --> 00:01:34,629 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, WITH 32 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:35,962 23 CANDIDATES IN THE DEMOCRATIC 33 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:37,162 RACE, THE LAST THING THE 34 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:38,762 DEMOCRATS NEED IS A NEW FACE. 35 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:39,028 [LAUGHTER] 36 00:01:39,095 --> 00:01:46,662 [APPLAUSE] 37 00:01:46,729 --> 00:01:48,195 THE PRESIDENT DID NOT GET GOOD 38 00:01:48,262 --> 00:01:51,028 POLL NUMBERS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, 39 00:01:51,095 --> 00:01:51,995 HE'S KIND OF TANKING THERE. 40 00:01:52,062 --> 00:01:53,128 MAY EXPLAIN WHY THEY ARE MOVING 41 00:01:53,195 --> 00:01:56,362 UP THE WAR IN IRAN. 42 00:01:56,429 --> 00:01:56,896 PCMAG? 43 00:01:56,962 --> 00:01:57,762 TWO OIL TANKERS WERE ATTACKED 44 00:01:57,829 --> 00:01:58,495 AND MY GOAL, AND DONALD TRUMP 45 00:01:58,562 --> 00:02:01,629 SAID HE IS READY TO POINT NAMES 46 00:02:01,696 --> 00:02:04,195 AND BLAME FINGERS. 47 00:02:04,262 --> 00:02:06,562 [LAUGHTER] 48 00:02:06,629 --> 00:02:08,362 THERE IS A GRAINY VIDEO OF A 49 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,395 SMALL BOAT THAT IS DOING 50 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:13,062 SOMETHING. 51 00:02:13,128 --> 00:02:13,329 [LAUGHTER] 52 00:02:13,395 --> 00:02:14,929 NEAR THE TANKER, AND TRUMP SAYS 53 00:02:14,995 --> 00:02:17,429 THIS PROVES IT HAS TO BE AROUND, 54 00:02:17,495 --> 00:02:21,696 WHO ELSE HAS THAT TECHNOLOGY? 55 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:22,329 A SMALL BOAT? 56 00:02:22,395 --> 00:02:23,629 TRUMP SAID "DO I HAVE TO SPELL 57 00:02:23,696 --> 00:02:27,896 IT OUT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CAN'T 58 00:02:27,962 --> 00:02:28,162 DO THAT." 59 00:02:28,228 --> 00:02:28,429 [LAUGHTER] 60 00:02:28,495 --> 00:02:30,729 [APPLAUSE] 61 00:02:30,796 --> 00:02:32,729 NO, NO, HE IS PISSED. 62 00:02:32,796 --> 00:02:35,862 THERE WAS NO WAY AROUND IS GOING 63 00:02:35,929 --> 00:02:37,495 TO ESCAPE DONALD TRUMP'S 64 00:02:37,562 --> 00:02:38,462 WRATH UNLESS THEY WRITE A 65 00:02:38,529 --> 00:02:40,729 BEAUTIFUL LETTER. 66 00:02:40,796 --> 00:02:41,162 [LAUGHTER] 67 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:44,796 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT? 68 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:46,529 IF HE WROTE A LETTER THAT SAID 69 00:02:46,595 --> 00:02:47,495 "I THOUGHT I WAS SUPREME, BUT 70 00:02:47,562 --> 00:02:52,962 WHEN I SAW YOU, DONALD TRUMP" -- 71 00:02:53,028 --> 00:02:53,662 [LAUGHTER] 72 00:02:53,729 --> 00:02:55,162 IS A LITTLE MURKY WHO ATTACKED 73 00:02:55,228 --> 00:02:55,595 WHO, WHAT HAPPENED. 74 00:02:55,662 --> 00:03:00,929 WE FIRST SAID IT WAS A MINE, AND 75 00:03:00,995 --> 00:03:02,329 THEN THE TANKER PROVED IT WAS A 76 00:03:02,395 --> 00:03:04,028 FLYING OBJECT, SO THAT RULES OUT 77 00:03:04,095 --> 00:03:07,262 A BOEING 737. 78 00:03:07,329 --> 00:03:07,529 [LAUGHTER] 79 00:03:07,595 --> 00:03:15,562 [APPLAUSE] 80 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,128 WE RULED OUT SAUDI ARABIA 81 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:17,529 BECAUSE IT WASN'T STABBED TO 82 00:03:17,595 --> 00:03:19,929 DEATH, SO WE DON'T KNOW -- 83 00:03:19,995 --> 00:03:20,195 [LAUGHTER] 84 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:24,729 [APPLAUSE] 85 00:03:24,796 --> 00:03:26,262 IN OTHER NEWS, THE PRESIDENT OF 86 00:03:26,329 --> 00:03:27,362 THE UNITED STATES, WHO FOR THE 87 00:03:27,429 --> 00:03:29,729 PAST TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN 88 00:03:29,796 --> 00:03:30,729 SCREAMING "NO COLLUSION" EVERY 89 00:03:30,796 --> 00:03:32,595 FUCKING SECOND HE CAN, "GOOD 90 00:03:32,662 --> 00:03:36,195 NEWS MORNING, NO COLLUSION" EMMA 91 00:03:36,262 --> 00:03:38,228 WENT ON STEPHANOPOULOS' SHOW AND 92 00:03:38,295 --> 00:03:40,729 SAID "YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT, 93 00:03:40,796 --> 00:03:43,195 COLLUSION." 94 00:03:43,262 --> 00:03:45,929 [LAUGHTER] 95 00:03:45,995 --> 00:03:46,629 IT'S LIKE GWEN STEFANI SAYING 96 00:03:46,696 --> 00:03:50,762 "YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM A HOLLABACK 97 00:03:50,829 --> 00:03:54,329 GIRL, I'M GOOD WITH THAT." 98 00:03:54,395 --> 00:03:54,595 [LAUGHTER] 99 00:03:54,662 --> 00:03:58,028 TRUMP SAID HE ACCEPTED HELP FROM 100 00:03:58,095 --> 00:03:59,729 A FOREIGN COUNTRY TO GET DIRT ON 101 00:03:59,796 --> 00:04:01,195 HIS OPPONENT, AND HE WOULD TAKE 102 00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:02,062 IT AGAIN. 103 00:04:02,128 --> 00:04:05,696 AND HE WOULDN'T CALL THE FBI. 104 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:06,862 DEMOCRATS WERE SO SHOCKED, THEY 105 00:04:06,929 --> 00:04:07,629 ALMOST TOOK A STAND ON 106 00:04:07,696 --> 00:04:07,929 IMPEACHMENT. 107 00:04:07,995 --> 00:04:09,729 [LAUGHTER] 108 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:14,729 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 109 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,462 GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS WAS PRETTY 110 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:18,162 SHOCKED. 111 00:04:18,228 --> 00:04:19,529 HE SAID I HAD NEVER WITNESSED A 112 00:04:19,595 --> 00:04:21,329 BIGGER STAIN IN THE OVAL OFFICE, 113 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:24,095 AND I WORKED FOR CLINTON. 114 00:04:24,162 --> 00:04:26,796 [LAUGHTER] 115 00:04:26,829 --> 00:04:32,362 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 116 00:04:32,429 --> 00:04:33,995 NOW, OF COURSE, THE REPUBLICAN 117 00:04:34,062 --> 00:04:35,195 REACTION WAS SWIFT AND SEVERE -- 118 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:37,162 I'M JOKING, OF COURSE. 119 00:04:37,228 --> 00:04:37,529 I LOVE IT. 120 00:04:37,595 --> 00:04:41,962 ALL THEY CARED ABOUT -- [LAUGHS] 121 00:04:42,028 --> 00:04:43,162 TRUMP ADMITTED TO TREASON AND 122 00:04:43,228 --> 00:04:44,896 BEING A CRIMINAL, THAT'S OLD 123 00:04:44,962 --> 00:04:45,128 NEWS. 124 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:46,195 THEY WERE UPSET HE BROKE THE 125 00:04:46,262 --> 00:04:48,629 FIRST RULE OF THE FASCIST CLUB: 126 00:04:48,696 --> 00:04:51,729 HE WENT OUTSIDE OF FOX NEWS. 127 00:04:51,796 --> 00:04:53,629 LAURA INGRAHAM SAID "WHY DID 128 00:04:53,696 --> 00:04:55,995 ANYBODY PUT TRUMP IN THAT 129 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,495 SITUATION?" 130 00:04:57,562 --> 00:04:58,896 [LAUGHTER] 131 00:04:58,962 --> 00:05:00,562 IT'S AN INTERVIEW WITH THE 132 00:05:00,629 --> 00:05:01,662 PRESIDENT. 133 00:05:01,729 --> 00:05:02,662 I'M NOT PUTTING A BABY ON A 134 00:05:02,729 --> 00:05:02,862 HORSE. 135 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:04,362 [LAUGHTER] 136 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,696 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 137 00:05:06,762 --> 00:05:10,829 AND, OF COURSE, TRUMP HAS MANY 138 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,862 TYPES OF LIES. 139 00:05:12,929 --> 00:05:14,262 TODAY CAME THE ONE I HATE THE 140 00:05:14,329 --> 00:05:19,195 MOST, THE RIDICULOUS, INSULTING, 141 00:05:19,262 --> 00:05:20,796 WALK-BACK LIE HE TELLS WHEN HE 142 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,362 SAYS SOMETHING RIDICULOUS, AND 143 00:05:22,429 --> 00:05:22,995 THE NEXT DAY, PULLING THIS OUT 144 00:05:23,062 --> 00:05:25,062 OF MY ASS. 145 00:05:25,128 --> 00:05:29,595 BARELY BOTHERING TO MAKE SENSE, 146 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:30,128 FUCK-YOU LIVE. 147 00:05:30,195 --> 00:05:31,162 HE WAS ON FOX & FRIENDS DOING 148 00:05:31,228 --> 00:05:33,295 THIS FOR ALMOST AN HOUR. 149 00:05:33,362 --> 00:05:34,729 TO GET OFF THE PHONE, THEY HAD 150 00:05:34,796 --> 00:05:35,662 TO PRETEND THERE WAS SOMEONE AT 151 00:05:35,729 --> 00:05:37,796 THE DOOR. 152 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:38,329 [LAUGHTER] 153 00:05:38,395 --> 00:05:42,128 THEY DON'T CARE. 154 00:05:42,195 --> 00:05:43,896 THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF 155 00:05:43,962 --> 00:05:44,929 THIS PURITY TRUMP'S ATTITUDE 156 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:47,562 ABOUT SUBPOENAS IS "I DON'T DO 157 00:05:47,629 --> 00:05:47,929 SUBPOENAS." 158 00:05:47,995 --> 00:05:49,395 THEY GOT A PICTURE OF HIM THE 159 00:05:49,462 --> 00:05:50,562 OTHER DAY WALKING UP TO 160 00:05:50,629 --> 00:05:53,062 AIR FORCE ONE, THE STEPS, HE HAD 161 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:53,729 A SUBPOENA STUCK TO THE BOTTOM 162 00:05:53,796 --> 00:05:55,995 OF HIS SHOE. 163 00:05:56,062 --> 00:05:59,962 [LAUGHTER] 164 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:02,962 BUT THANK YOU ALL FOR PUTTING ON 165 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:03,995 A BRAVE FACE TONIGHT. 166 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:06,128 I KNOW YOU MUST BE UPSET, 167 00:06:06,195 --> 00:06:08,262 BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD, 168 00:06:08,329 --> 00:06:10,529 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS. 169 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:10,995 [LAUGHTER] 170 00:06:11,062 --> 00:06:14,062 WHO REINVENTED THE JOB OF 171 00:06:14,128 --> 00:06:19,495 PRESS SECRETARY BY NOT DOING IT. 172 00:06:19,562 --> 00:06:21,362 SARAH SAYS SHE IS STEPPING DOWN, 173 00:06:21,429 --> 00:06:21,962 BUT OF COURSE, THAT IS HER, SO 174 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,995 WHO KNOWS. 175 00:06:24,062 --> 00:06:25,228 [LAUGHTER] 176 00:06:25,295 --> 00:06:32,195 [APPLAUSE] 177 00:06:32,262 --> 00:06:34,562 BUT YOU KNOW, WHEN ONE DOOR 178 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:36,095 CLOSES, ANOTHER ONE OPENS. 179 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:36,862 TRUMP ACTUALLY SAID SHE COULD 180 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,662 RUN FOR THE GOVERNOR OF ARKANSA. 181 00:06:38,729 --> 00:06:40,896 SO MAYBE IT IS THAT. 182 00:06:40,962 --> 00:06:43,529 SHE IS ALSO LAUNCHING A NEW 183 00:06:43,595 --> 00:06:47,062 SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM "RESTING 184 00:06:47,128 --> 00:06:49,962 BITCH FACEBOOK." 185 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:51,228 AND SHE IS TAKING A POSITION ON 186 00:06:51,295 --> 00:06:53,796 THE BOARD AT THE BURGER KING, 187 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:56,929 BECAUSE WHO HAS MORE EXPERIENCE 188 00:06:56,995 --> 00:06:57,362 WITH WHOPPERS? 189 00:06:57,429 --> 00:06:59,696 ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A GREAT 190 00:06:59,762 --> 00:07:00,329 SHOW. 191 00:07:00,395 --> 00:07:03,462 ELIOT SPITZER, BARI WEISS, 192 00:07:03,529 --> 00:07:05,462 CHARLIE SYKES ARE HERE. 193 00:07:05,529 --> 00:07:07,995 THE GREAT MARTIN SHORT IS BACK. 194 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:10,329 FIRST UP, HE IS A PULITZER 195 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:11,995 PRIZE-WINNING COLUMNIST FOR 196 00:07:12,062 --> 00:07:12,796 "THE WASHINGTON POST" FROM HIS 197 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:13,562 LATEST BOOK IS A 198 00:07:13,629 --> 00:07:14,195 "THE CONSERVATIVE SENSIBILITY." 199 00:07:14,262 --> 00:07:15,329 I WOULD SAY HE IS PART OF A 200 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:17,362 DYING BREED, THE TRUE 201 00:07:17,429 --> 00:07:19,095 INTELLECTUAL CONSERVATIVE 202 00:07:19,195 --> 00:07:20,362 INTELLECTUAL, GEORGIA WILL, 203 00:07:20,395 --> 00:07:20,829 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 204 00:07:20,862 --> 00:07:24,262 [APPLAUSE] 205 00:07:24,329 --> 00:07:24,495 GEORGE. 206 00:07:24,562 --> 00:07:28,962 GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 207 00:07:29,028 --> 00:07:29,462 HOW ARE YOU? 208 00:07:29,529 --> 00:07:29,729 >> FIND. 209 00:07:29,796 --> 00:07:31,595 >> Bill: YOUR BOOK, AGAIN, 210 00:07:31,662 --> 00:07:32,362 AMAZING TO READ. 211 00:07:32,429 --> 00:07:33,995 EVEN WHEN I DON'T AGREE WITH 212 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:34,162 YOU. 213 00:07:34,228 --> 00:07:35,395 SOMETIMES I THINK YOU ARE YOUR 214 00:07:35,462 --> 00:07:37,162 OWN WORST ENEMY, BECAUSE OF THIS 215 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:38,829 GUY CAN CONVINCE ME, I CAN'T BE 216 00:07:38,896 --> 00:07:39,162 TURNED. 217 00:07:39,228 --> 00:07:41,662 AND I CAN'T BE ON SOME OF YOUR 218 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,529 POINTS. 219 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:44,162 AS I READ THIS BOOK, I AM LIKE, 220 00:07:44,228 --> 00:07:46,562 WHO IS THIS FOR? 221 00:07:46,629 --> 00:07:48,062 BECAUSE THERE ARE SO FEW OPEN 222 00:07:48,128 --> 00:07:48,395 MINDS ANYMORE. 223 00:07:48,462 --> 00:07:50,162 THESE DAYS. 224 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:51,896 I GET IT, YOU ARE TRYING TO 225 00:07:51,962 --> 00:07:52,829 CONVINCE PEOPLE WHO MIGHT HAVE 226 00:07:52,896 --> 00:07:54,095 AN OPEN MIND, BUT DOES THAT 227 00:07:54,162 --> 00:07:55,696 BOTHER YOU WHEN YOU ARE WRITING 228 00:07:55,762 --> 00:07:56,395 SOMETHING? 229 00:07:56,462 --> 00:07:57,995 >> NO, I THINK BOOKS DON'T 230 00:07:58,062 --> 00:07:58,629 MATTER, I KNOW WITH THE NEW 231 00:07:58,696 --> 00:08:02,696 MEDIA ABOUT IT, BUT I STILL 232 00:08:02,762 --> 00:08:03,995 THINK BOOKS MATTER, AND I'M 233 00:08:04,062 --> 00:08:04,562 CONVINCED THE NUMBER OF 234 00:08:04,629 --> 00:08:05,195 AMERICANS WHO BELIEVE SOMETHING 235 00:08:05,262 --> 00:08:08,595 IS BADLY WRONG WITH OUR -- WHEN 236 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:12,028 YOU'RE PRESIDENTS OF BOTH 237 00:08:12,095 --> 00:08:12,629 PARTIES WAR WITHOUT CONGRESS, 238 00:08:12,696 --> 00:08:16,329 PRESIDENTS OF BOTH PARTIES -- IN 239 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:18,762 THE POWER NOT TO IMPOSE TAXES 240 00:08:18,829 --> 00:08:20,762 AND REWRITE IMMIGRATION LAW, ALL 241 00:08:20,829 --> 00:08:22,929 ON THEIR OWN. 242 00:08:22,995 --> 00:08:24,896 >> Bill: YOU DON'T MENTION 243 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:25,228 DONALD TRUMP. 244 00:08:25,295 --> 00:08:28,362 >> I DON'T MENTION DORIS DAY. 245 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:30,995 [LAUGHTER] 246 00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:32,062 THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT IDEAS. 247 00:08:32,128 --> 00:08:34,395 >> Bill: YOU SAID IT IS A BOOK 248 00:08:34,462 --> 00:08:37,329 ABOUT IDEAS, WHICH, YES. 249 00:08:37,395 --> 00:08:40,495 YOU KNOW, SHE DIED RECENTLY. 250 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,362 OKAY. 251 00:08:42,429 --> 00:08:43,162 IDEAS AND CONSERVATIVE, BUT YOU 252 00:08:43,228 --> 00:08:45,095 SAY HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 253 00:08:45,162 --> 00:08:45,395 EITHER ONE. 254 00:08:45,462 --> 00:08:48,929 BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS, 255 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:49,529 CONSERVATIVISM, YOU'RE MAKING 256 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,362 YOUR CASE AS YOU HAVE SO 257 00:08:51,429 --> 00:08:53,162 ELOQUENTLY FOR SO LONG, BUT I 258 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:53,629 CAN'T REALLY PICTURE A 259 00:08:53,696 --> 00:08:55,962 DEMOCRATIC DONALD TRUMP. 260 00:08:56,028 --> 00:08:57,329 IF CONSERVATIVISM IS SO GREAT, 261 00:08:57,395 --> 00:09:00,162 HOW DID IT GIVE RISE TO 262 00:09:00,228 --> 00:09:00,495 DONALD TRUMP? 263 00:09:00,562 --> 00:09:02,329 >> WELL, IDEAS HAVE 264 00:09:02,395 --> 00:09:04,729 CONSEQUENCES, AND SO DOES THE 265 00:09:04,796 --> 00:09:06,462 ABSENCE OF IDEAS. 266 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:07,595 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY BECAME 267 00:09:07,662 --> 00:09:10,195 FIXATED ON SIMPLY OPPOSING 268 00:09:10,262 --> 00:09:11,495 DEMOCRATS, JUST AS A LOT OF 269 00:09:11,562 --> 00:09:12,028 DEMOCRATS ARE FIXATED ON 270 00:09:12,095 --> 00:09:14,228 OPPOSING REPUBLICANS. 271 00:09:14,295 --> 00:09:16,429 AND WARNING TO THE DEMOCRATS -- 272 00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:22,829 23 OR 24 ON STAGE, THERE WERE 18 273 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,529 WITH REPUBLICANS ON THE MOST 274 00:09:24,595 --> 00:09:25,062 ALLURING STOOD OUT. 275 00:09:25,128 --> 00:09:26,429 >> Bill: ARE IN SOME THE 276 00:09:26,495 --> 00:09:29,429 REPUBLICAN IDEAS OF RECENT 277 00:09:29,495 --> 00:09:31,495 DANGEROUS, ANTISCIENCE, AND I AM 278 00:09:31,562 --> 00:09:32,595 INTELLECTUAL, SOMEWHAT RACIST? 279 00:09:32,662 --> 00:09:33,796 THEY SEEM TO ONE RECOLLECTIONS 280 00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:34,162 BASED ON THAT. 281 00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:36,395 WHY DID THAT TAKE ROOT IN THE 282 00:09:36,462 --> 00:09:36,829 CONSERVATIVE PARTY? 283 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:38,395 >> BECAUSE THE CONSERVATIVE 284 00:09:38,462 --> 00:09:42,295 PARTY BECAME FIXATED ON WHAT I 285 00:09:42,362 --> 00:09:43,796 CALL "CRYBABY CONSERVATIVISM," 286 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,362 THE VICTIM ANALOGY THAT THEY 287 00:09:45,429 --> 00:09:47,595 LEARNED PARTLY FROM THE LEFT, WE 288 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:50,929 ARE VICTIMS OF MEDIA, 289 00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:52,162 HOLLYWOOD ACADEMIA, ET CETERA. 290 00:09:52,228 --> 00:09:53,995 WHEN YOU BECOME FIXATED ON THAT, 291 00:09:54,062 --> 00:09:54,729 YOU DECIDE ELITES ARE BAD, AND 292 00:09:54,796 --> 00:09:55,395 ONCE YOU DECIDE THAT ALL ELITES 293 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:58,595 ARE BAD, YOU DECIDE THAT 294 00:09:58,662 --> 00:10:00,195 MEDIOCRITY MIGHT BE A GOOD 295 00:10:00,262 --> 00:10:01,062 THING. 296 00:10:01,128 --> 00:10:02,529 THE QUESTION IN SOCIETY IS NEVER 297 00:10:02,595 --> 00:10:03,696 WHETHER ELITES SHOULD RULE, IT'S 298 00:10:03,762 --> 00:10:05,796 WHICH ELITES ARE GOING TO RULE? 299 00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:06,462 AND THE PROBLEM OF DEMOCRACY IS 300 00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:10,362 TO GET CONSENT TO WORTHY ELITES. 301 00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:12,562 >> Bill: I WOULD AGREE WITH 302 00:10:12,629 --> 00:10:14,295 YOU. 303 00:10:14,362 --> 00:10:15,128 A LOT OF REPUBLICANS HAVE GOTTEN 304 00:10:15,195 --> 00:10:20,995 ON BOARD WITH VICTIMOLOGY, 305 00:10:21,062 --> 00:10:21,629 ESPECIALLY THE PRESIDENT THAT I 306 00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:22,729 CALLED HIM A WHINY LITTLE BITCH 307 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:23,295 MANY TIMES. 308 00:10:23,362 --> 00:10:26,162 [APPLAUSE] 309 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:28,228 BUT YOU'VE SAID, YES, LIBERALS 310 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,495 WERE THE PEOPLE WHO SORT OF GOT 311 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,962 ON BOARD WITH FINDING NEW PEOPLE 312 00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:32,362 WHO WORK ON MY THINKING YOUR 313 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:35,295 WORDS, HURT, GREED, AND LEFT 314 00:10:35,362 --> 00:10:35,529 BEHIND. 315 00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:38,395 THE PEOPLE DEMOCRATS ARE USUALLY 316 00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:39,028 CHAMPIONING, AREN'T THEY 317 00:10:39,095 --> 00:10:41,495 LITERALLY HURT, GRIEVED, AND 318 00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:42,929 USUALLY LEFT BEHIND? 319 00:10:42,995 --> 00:10:45,595 WOMEN, MINORITIES, HOMOSEXUALS? 320 00:10:45,662 --> 00:10:47,362 ISN'T THERE A RATIONALE TO THAT? 321 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,162 >> THERE IS A RATIONALE TO THAT, 322 00:10:49,228 --> 00:10:52,529 BUT MANY PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR 323 00:10:52,595 --> 00:10:53,128 DONALD TRUMP, 402 COUNTIES IN 324 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,829 THIS COUNTRY THAT VOTED FOR 325 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:59,028 OBAMA IN '12, AND TRUMP IN '16. 326 00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:00,829 THE DEMOCRATS OUGHT TO BE 327 00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:01,962 SPENDING A LOT OF TIME THERE. 328 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,562 THAT A GOOD HOWARD COUNTY, IOWA. 329 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,529 HOWARD COUNTY, IOWA, VOTED BY 21 330 00:11:06,595 --> 00:11:09,595 POINTS FOR OBAMA IN '12, BY 20 331 00:11:09,662 --> 00:11:11,262 POINTS FOR TRUMP IN '16 PIER 332 00:11:11,329 --> 00:11:12,762 THAT'S A 41 POINTS WING. 333 00:11:12,829 --> 00:11:13,429 WHAT IS UP? 334 00:11:13,495 --> 00:11:14,395 THAT IS WHAT DEMOCRATS HAD TO 335 00:11:14,462 --> 00:11:15,162 FIGURE OUT. 336 00:11:15,228 --> 00:11:17,395 >> Bill: NIGHT. 337 00:11:17,462 --> 00:11:19,062 I WANT TO GET TO THE OUTCOME OF 338 00:11:19,128 --> 00:11:20,929 TOXIC D. 339 00:11:20,995 --> 00:11:22,395 I TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME, 340 00:11:22,462 --> 00:11:24,228 YOU MENTIONED IT YOURSELF. 341 00:11:24,295 --> 00:11:26,529 I WAS READING SOME OF THE THINGS 342 00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:27,729 YOU SAID, YOU ARE ON MSNBC THE 343 00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:29,562 OTHER NIGHT. 344 00:11:29,629 --> 00:11:32,562 YOU SAID YOU KEEP IN YOUR POCKET 345 00:11:32,629 --> 00:11:33,195 A CARD. 346 00:11:33,262 --> 00:11:35,595 WHY, IN SO MANY STATES, IS THE D 347 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,896 SO TOXIC THAT PEOPLE WILL VOTE 348 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:39,962 FOR ALMOST ANYBODY BUT? 349 00:11:40,028 --> 00:11:41,195 AND I'M WITH YOU ON SOME OF 350 00:11:41,262 --> 00:11:43,028 THESE. 351 00:11:43,095 --> 00:11:43,796 YOU SAID I KEEP A CARD IN MY 352 00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:47,162 POCKET, ALL OF THE THINGS THAT 353 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,262 THESE DEMOCRATS SAY THAT BECAUSE 354 00:11:48,329 --> 00:11:48,929 THE AMERICAN PUBLIC TO SAY THESE 355 00:11:48,995 --> 00:11:51,362 PEOPLE ARE WEIRD. 356 00:11:51,429 --> 00:11:54,162 >> I'M GOING TO NEED A BIGGER 357 00:11:54,228 --> 00:11:54,362 CARD. 358 00:11:54,429 --> 00:11:57,729 [APPLAUSE] 359 00:11:57,796 --> 00:11:59,595 >> Bill: OKAY, BUT LIKE MY 360 00:11:59,662 --> 00:12:00,629 TERRORISTS IN PRISON SHOULD BE 361 00:12:00,696 --> 00:12:02,829 ALLOWED TO VOTE, I GET IT. 362 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:06,395 OH, WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. 363 00:12:06,462 --> 00:12:08,796 END PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE, 364 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,095 RIGHT. 365 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,662 PACK THE SUPREME COURT -- AGAIN, 366 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,429 THAT IDEA. 367 00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:14,195 BUT THEN, ABOLISH THE ELECTORAL 368 00:12:14,262 --> 00:12:14,429 COLLEGE? 369 00:12:14,495 --> 00:12:17,128 >> WELL, INTELLIGENT PEOPLE OF 370 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,629 GOODWILL CAN DISAGREE ABOUT THE 371 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,629 VALUE OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, 372 00:12:19,696 --> 00:12:20,562 BUT WHY ARE DEMOCRATS SPENDING 373 00:12:20,629 --> 00:12:22,529 ALL THIS TIME ON SOMETHING THEY 374 00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:24,028 KNOW WILL NOT HAPPEN? 375 00:12:24,095 --> 00:12:25,462 THE REASON THEY WANT TO ABOLISH 376 00:12:25,529 --> 00:12:28,228 ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS A GIVES 377 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:29,662 UNDUE WEIGHT IN THEIR JUDGMENT 378 00:12:29,729 --> 00:12:30,896 TO THE LEAST POPULOUS STATES. 379 00:12:30,962 --> 00:12:36,128 13 OF WHOM ARE ALMOST REQUIRED 380 00:12:36,195 --> 00:12:38,629 FOR A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT. 381 00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:39,796 >> Bill: WANTED TO DO 382 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:40,562 SOMETHING FOR SOMETHING THAT 383 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,829 ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, 20, 30, 384 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,395 40 YEARS IN THE FUTURE -- IT 385 00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:44,896 WILL APPEAR THAT IS WHAT 386 00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:47,228 REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES 387 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:48,195 ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT THAN THE 388 00:12:48,262 --> 00:12:49,295 DEMOCRATS -- HAVING AN IDEA, 389 00:12:49,362 --> 00:12:53,762 PUTTING IT IN THEIR THINK TANKS. 390 00:12:53,829 --> 00:12:55,729 RONALD RAGAN WAS UNTHINKABLE IN 391 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:57,662 1964, THAT HE WAS PRESIDENT IN 392 00:12:57,729 --> 00:12:58,629 1980. 393 00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:00,595 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SITUATION 394 00:13:00,662 --> 00:13:02,095 ITSELF? 395 00:13:02,162 --> 00:13:03,962 NOT JUST THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, 396 00:13:04,028 --> 00:13:05,995 IN EIGHT STATES, BY 2040, WILL 397 00:13:06,062 --> 00:13:08,729 HAVE HALF THE POPULATION. 398 00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:09,128 JUST EIGHT STATES. 399 00:13:09,195 --> 00:13:11,629 THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE 16 400 00:13:11,696 --> 00:13:13,395 SENATORS FOR ONE HALF OF AMERICA 401 00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:14,562 AND 84 FOR THE OTHER HALF. 402 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:15,662 THAT CAN'T BE WITH THE FOUNDERS 403 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:16,195 HAD IN MIND. 404 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,929 >> I THINK IT IS EXACTLY WITH 405 00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:19,662 THE FOUNDERS HAD IN MIND, 406 00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:20,195 BECAUSE -- 407 00:13:20,295 --> 00:13:22,429 >> Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 408 00:13:22,495 --> 00:13:22,896 THEY WERE SMOKING. 409 00:13:22,962 --> 00:13:23,162 [LAUGHTER] 410 00:13:23,228 --> 00:13:24,962 THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. 411 00:13:25,028 --> 00:13:26,495 >> THEY WERE SMOKING VIRGINIA 412 00:13:26,562 --> 00:13:29,962 TOBACCO, AND WHAT THEY WANTED 413 00:13:30,028 --> 00:13:31,395 WAS A CONSTITUTION THAT WOULD 414 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,128 PRESERVE THE FEDERAL NATURE OF 415 00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:34,329 OUR SYSTEM. 416 00:13:34,395 --> 00:13:35,228 IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, UNDER 417 00:13:35,295 --> 00:13:39,429 THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, WE HAVE 418 00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:40,295 51 DIRECT ELECTIONS OF THE 419 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:40,929 PRESIDENT, THEY JUST HAPPEN TO 420 00:13:40,995 --> 00:13:44,595 BE IN STATES AND THE DISTRICT OF 421 00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:45,195 COLUMBIA. 422 00:13:45,262 --> 00:13:46,562 >> Bill: SEEMS LIKE WE ARE 423 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:47,995 PUNISHING PEOPLE IN CITIES, 424 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:48,995 WHERE THE POPULATION IS, IN 425 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,262 FAVOR OF LAND -- AND I DON'T 426 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,796 KNOW -- CROWS. 427 00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:53,028 AFTER 428 00:13:53,095 --> 00:13:56,762 I KEEP SAYING THIS, BUT WE 429 00:13:56,829 --> 00:13:59,829 THERE 40 MILLION PEOPLE WHO GET 430 00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:00,729 TWO SENATORS IN CALIFORNIA AND 431 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,629 THE DAKOTA TERRITORY GETS FOUR? 432 00:14:03,696 --> 00:14:11,562 [APPLAUSE] 433 00:14:11,629 --> 00:14:13,462 I MEAN, WE NEED A SOUTH DAKOTA? 434 00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:15,128 THE REDUNDANT STATE ON THE 435 00:14:15,195 --> 00:14:18,262 LICENSE PLATE. 436 00:14:18,329 --> 00:14:20,028 >> THE FOUNDERS BELIEVED -- AND 437 00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:20,995 SOME OF US STILL BELIEVE, THAT 438 00:14:21,062 --> 00:14:23,162 BEING A FEDERAL PUBLIC IS A GOOD 439 00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:25,395 IDEA AND STATES SHOULD MAKE 440 00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:25,929 PRESIDENTIAL DECISIONS TO 441 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,862 REAFFIRM THE IMPORTANCE OF 442 00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:31,228 STATES, AS, IN A GOOD 443 00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:33,195 PROGRESSIVE'S LOOK AT 444 00:14:33,262 --> 00:14:34,629 VOCABULARY, LOUIS BRANDEIS, AS 445 00:14:34,696 --> 00:14:35,162 LABORATORIES OF DEMOCRACY. 446 00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:38,862 WE WANT MORE VIGOROUS, MORE 447 00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:39,962 LOCALISM IN OUR POLITICS. 448 00:14:40,028 --> 00:14:41,829 >> Bill: OKAY, AND YOUR BOOK 449 00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,762 TALKS ABOUT -- I'M TRYING TO 450 00:14:43,829 --> 00:14:44,529 SUMMARIZE BECAUSE IT IS 451 00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:45,729 TELEVISION AND 500 PAGES IN A 452 00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:48,562 FEW WORDS, BUT THE MISSION OF 453 00:14:48,629 --> 00:14:49,228 GOVERNMENT. 454 00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:50,329 THIS HAS BEEN A THEME OF EUROS 455 00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:51,962 FOR A LONG TIME, AND WHEN I WAS 456 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:52,696 READING YOUR BOOK, IT REMINDED 457 00:14:52,762 --> 00:14:55,629 ME OF AN ARTICLE I READ. 458 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:56,796 YOU ARE SAYING THE FEDERAL 459 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,762 GOVERNMENT AS YOU SAY THE MOST 460 00:14:58,829 --> 00:15:00,062 IMPORTANT WORD IN THE 461 00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:01,395 DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE IS 462 00:15:01,462 --> 00:15:01,995 "SECURE," BECAUSE IT SAYS THE 463 00:15:02,062 --> 00:15:03,995 GOVERNMENT WILL SECURE THE 464 00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:05,562 RIGHTS, THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB 465 00:15:05,629 --> 00:15:07,962 ISN'T TO CREATE NEW ONES. 466 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:11,195 >> GOVERNMENTS ARE INSTITUTED TO 467 00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:11,529 SECURE RIGHTS. 468 00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:12,028 >> Bill: THAT'S THE 469 00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:12,995 DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, THE 470 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,995 WRITING ON THE BOX. 471 00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:16,062 THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL IS THE 472 00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:16,962 CONSTITUTION. 473 00:15:17,028 --> 00:15:17,862 DOESN'T THAT CREATE RIGHTS? 474 00:15:17,929 --> 00:15:19,095 ISN'T THAT WHAT THE 475 00:15:19,162 --> 00:15:19,495 BILL OF RIGHTS IS? 476 00:15:19,562 --> 00:15:20,696 >> THE BILL OF RIGHTS IS MOSTLY 477 00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:22,562 A BUNCH OF PRESCRIPTIONS THE 478 00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,929 GOVERNMENT SHALL NOT DO CERTAIN 479 00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:26,028 THINGS, SHALL NOT ESTABLISH -- 480 00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:26,696 >> Bill: THOSE ARE RIGHTS. 481 00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:30,762 >> OF COURSE THEY ARE. 482 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,262 AND THE AMENDMENT IN THE 483 00:15:32,329 --> 00:15:33,062 BILL OF RIGHTS AS THE 484 00:15:33,128 --> 00:15:33,629 ENUMERATION OF THE RIGHTS IN 485 00:15:33,696 --> 00:15:34,595 THIS BILL OF RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE 486 00:15:34,662 --> 00:15:37,629 SEEN TO DISPARAGE THE 487 00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,862 UNENUMERATED RIGHTS THAT REMAIN. 488 00:15:39,929 --> 00:15:41,462 >> Bill: LET ME READ FROM THE 489 00:15:41,529 --> 00:15:42,796 ARTICLE I REMEMBER FROM SO LONG 490 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,062 AGO, BECAUSE I TOLD YOU, USED TO 491 00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:46,128 CLIP YOUR STUFF. 492 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,995 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT -- IT'S 493 00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:49,028 INTERESTING, GLOBE WORK NO 494 00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:49,262 MICROBE. 495 00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:52,162 DEMOCRATS WANT TO DISCOURAGE -- 496 00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:54,462 FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF GROVER, 497 00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:57,362 THE LAST PRESIDENT TO UNDERSTOOD 498 00:15:57,429 --> 00:15:59,595 THE GOVERNMENT DOES THE FOUNDERS 499 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:00,696 DID, LIMITED BECAUSE ENUMERATED 500 00:16:00,762 --> 00:16:00,929 POWERS. 501 00:16:00,995 --> 00:16:04,962 YOU SAY IN 1887, PRESIDENT 502 00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:05,595 PRESIDENT CLEVELAND VETOED THE 503 00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:06,262 TEXAS SEED BILL. 504 00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:07,662 DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? 505 00:16:07,729 --> 00:16:08,762 I'M SURE YOU DO. 506 00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:10,128 WHICH APPROPRIATED $10,000 TO 507 00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:14,329 PURCHASE SEED GRAIN TO 508 00:16:14,395 --> 00:16:16,462 DROUGHT-STRICKEN FARMERS. 509 00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:18,395 CLEVELAND SAID I COULD FIND NO 510 00:16:18,462 --> 00:16:19,228 WARRANT FOR SUCH AN APPLICATION 511 00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:19,829 IN THE CONSTITUTION. 512 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,095 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FARMERS? 513 00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:23,529 WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE 514 00:16:23,595 --> 00:16:25,595 STARVING BECAUSE THERE IS A 515 00:16:25,662 --> 00:16:26,362 DROUGHT? 516 00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:28,995 TEN GRAND, WOULD IT KILL YOU? 517 00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:31,062 IT'S GREAT TO BE BY THE BOOK, 518 00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:32,195 BUT ISN'T THAT WHY ROBERT 519 00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:32,729 MUELLER HAS PUT US IN THE 520 00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:34,595 SITUATION WE ARE IN -- BECAUSE 521 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:37,395 YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GO BY THE BOOK? 522 00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:39,595 >> I THINK WHEN YOU START SAYING 523 00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:40,929 "WELL, THE CONSTITUTION IS ALL 524 00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:41,896 VERY WELL, BUT THAT IS NOT A 525 00:16:41,962 --> 00:16:45,128 BOOK WE NEED NOT GO BY." 526 00:16:45,195 --> 00:16:49,962 THEREBY IS THE STATE OF MONARCHY 527 00:16:50,028 --> 00:16:51,595 AND LAWLESS. 528 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:52,929 >> Bill: JEFFERSON SAID IT 529 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,729 SHOULD BE REWRITTEN EVERY 20 530 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,062 YEARS, DID HE NOT? 531 00:16:56,128 --> 00:16:56,729 >> THEN MADISON CORRECTED HIM AT 532 00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:58,796 LENGTH IN A VERY GOOD LETTER, 533 00:16:58,862 --> 00:16:59,929 BECAUSE THAT WAY IS NONSENSE. 534 00:16:59,995 --> 00:17:02,595 IF A CONSTITUTION IS TO 535 00:17:02,662 --> 00:17:03,195 CONSTITUTE, IT CANNOT CHANGE 536 00:17:03,262 --> 00:17:05,829 WITH THE WINDS OF FASHION. 537 00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:06,796 >> Bill: GEORGE, I'M SO GLAD 538 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:09,095 YOU ARE ON OUR SHOW. 539 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,262 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 540 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,228 GEORGE WILL, EVERYBODY. 541 00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:13,862 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 542 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:18,562 [APPLAUSE] 543 00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:19,762 HEY. 544 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:20,395 HELLO EVERYBODY. 545 00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:21,529 OKAY, HERE THEY ARE. 546 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:21,962 HE'S THE FOUNDER AND 547 00:17:22,028 --> 00:17:22,462 EDITOR-AT-LARGE FOR 548 00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:22,995 "THE BULWARK" AND AN MSNBC 549 00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:27,762 CONTRIBUTOR, CHARLIE SYKES. 550 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,329 CHARLIE. 551 00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:30,028 HE'S THE FORMER DEMOCRATIC 552 00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:30,762 ATTORNEY GENERAL AND GOVERNOR OF 553 00:17:30,829 --> 00:17:33,062 NEW YORK, ELIOT SPITZER. 554 00:17:33,128 --> 00:17:37,228 [APPLAUSE] 555 00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:37,929 SHE'S A STAFF EDITOR AND WRITER 556 00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:38,995 FOR THE OPINION SECTION AT 557 00:17:39,095 --> 00:17:39,729 "THE NEW YORK TIMES," 558 00:17:39,796 --> 00:17:43,562 BARI WEISS. 559 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,062 OUR RETURNING CHAMPION. 560 00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:46,162 [APPLAUSE] 561 00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:46,729 DON'T FORGET TO SEND US YOUR 562 00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:47,228 QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT'S 563 00:17:47,295 --> 00:17:47,896 "OVERTIME" SO WE CAN ANSWER THEM 564 00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:51,162 AFTER THE SHOW ON YOUTUBE. 565 00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:52,962 I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT 566 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,562 TRUMP, BUT I HAVE TO BECAUSE 567 00:17:54,629 --> 00:17:55,662 THIS WEEK HE SAID HE WOULD TAKE 568 00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:58,195 DIRT FROM A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT, 569 00:17:58,262 --> 00:17:59,195 AND I JUST WANT TO READ WITH THE 570 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:01,262 FEDERAL ELECTION COMMITTEE -- 571 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:02,529 THE HEAD OF THE FEDERAL ELECTION 572 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:02,896 COMMITTEE SAID. 573 00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:04,562 I LOVE THIS, SHE SAID "I WOULD 574 00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:07,829 NOT HAVE THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SAY 575 00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:08,028 THIS." 576 00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:10,962 A GREAT TITLE FOR A BOOK ABOUT 577 00:18:11,028 --> 00:18:11,162 TRUMP. 578 00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:12,395 "I DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED TO SAY 579 00:18:12,462 --> 00:18:13,395 THIS." 580 00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:14,829 DON'T PUT YOUR KIDS IN THE 581 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:15,128 WHITE HOUSE. 582 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,962 LET ME MAKE SOME THING 100% 583 00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:18,862 CLEAR TO ANYONE RUNNING FOR 584 00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:20,662 OFFICE, IT IS ILLEGAL FOR ANY 585 00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:23,429 PERSON TO SOLICIT, ACCEPT, OR 586 00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:24,862 RECEIVE ANYTHING OF VALUE FROM A 587 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:25,495 FOREIGN NATIONAL IN CONNECTION 588 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,796 WITH THE U.S. ELECTION. 589 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:30,228 THIS IS NOT A NOVEL CONCEPT." 590 00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:32,062 SHE THEN TALKS ABOUT THE 591 00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:32,729 FOUNDING FATHERS, SAID "THEY 592 00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:35,662 KNEW WHEN FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS 593 00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:39,062 SEEK TO INFLUENCE OUR POLITICS 594 00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:40,562 IS TO ADVANCE THEIR OWN 595 00:18:40,629 --> 00:18:41,995 INTERESTS, NOT AMERICAS." 596 00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:43,195 MY QUESTION IS: WHAT IF THE 597 00:18:43,262 --> 00:18:44,395 DEMOCRATS SAID FORGET EVERYTHING 598 00:18:44,462 --> 00:18:45,829 THAT HAPPENED BEFORE, LET'S JUST 599 00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:46,696 IMPEACH HIM ON THIS? 600 00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:49,429 LET'S PRETEND HE WAS PERFECT UP 601 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,162 UNTIL THE OTHER DAY WITH GEORGE 602 00:18:51,228 --> 00:18:52,362 STEPHANOPOULOS, BECAUSE THIS IS 603 00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:52,962 IMPEACHABLE, AND THAT IS WHAT 604 00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:54,128 THEY WOULD DO IF ACCOMMODATED. 605 00:18:54,195 --> 00:19:00,462 [APPLAUSE] 606 00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:03,162 >> CAN I JUMP IN? 607 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:04,796 LOOK, FIRST, YOU DON'T IMPEACH 608 00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:05,796 SOMEBODY ON SOMETHING THEY MIGHT 609 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:06,062 HAVE DONE. 610 00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:09,162 TRUMP IS A NARCISSISTIC 611 00:19:09,228 --> 00:19:09,829 DEMAGOGUE WHO IS THE WORST 612 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,128 PRESIDENT WE HAVE EVER HAD. 613 00:19:11,195 --> 00:19:13,896 LET'S TAKE THAT AS A BASELINE. 614 00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:15,228 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 615 00:19:15,295 --> 00:19:16,629 BUT I THINK, BILL, IT IS BETTER 616 00:19:16,729 --> 00:19:20,729 FOR OUR DEMOCRACY TO BEAT HIM AT 617 00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:21,696 THE ELECTORAL BOX NEXT YEAR. 618 00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:24,195 WE CAN IMPEACH HIM, THE SENATE 619 00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:24,595 WON'T CONVICT HIM. 620 00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,495 LET'S BEAT HIM WITH DEMOCRATIC 621 00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:28,896 VOTES. 622 00:19:28,962 --> 00:19:30,395 WE SHOULD DO IT, WE CAN DO IT. 623 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,028 GET A GOOD CANDIDATE. 624 00:19:32,095 --> 00:19:33,495 >> I THINK, CONSTITUTIONALLY. 625 00:19:33,562 --> 00:19:36,028 [APPLAUSE] 626 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:37,062 ANDREW SULLIVAN HAS A GREAT 627 00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,028 ARTICLE ABOUT THIS IN NEW YORK 628 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,329 MAGAZINE, CONSTITUTIONALLY, YES, 629 00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,495 THERE ARE MANY REASONS TO 630 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:42,295 IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT, BUT 631 00:19:42,362 --> 00:19:47,429 POLITICALLY, I AGREE WITH ELIOT, 632 00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:48,696 LET'S FOCUS ON RESTORING THE 633 00:19:48,762 --> 00:19:51,462 COUNTRY, NOT TEARING IT APART. 634 00:19:51,529 --> 00:19:52,896 WHERE DOES THAT GO? 635 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:55,028 WHAT HAPPENS THE DAY AFTER 636 00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,095 IMPEACHMENT? 637 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:56,562 >> FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY 638 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,228 JOHN McCAIN DAY. 639 00:19:58,295 --> 00:19:58,495 [LAUGHTER] 640 00:19:58,562 --> 00:20:02,295 [APPLAUSE] 641 00:20:02,362 --> 00:20:03,762 LOOK, WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAID, 642 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:04,362 GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS, ONE OF 643 00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:04,829 THE RARE THINGS IN HIS 644 00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:10,262 PRESIDENCY -- HE GAVE AND HONEST 645 00:20:10,329 --> 00:20:10,729 ANSWER. 646 00:20:10,796 --> 00:20:12,862 IF THE RUSSIANS SPY AND HACK ON 647 00:20:12,929 --> 00:20:14,062 MY OPPONENT, I AM WILLING TO 648 00:20:14,128 --> 00:20:14,395 COLLUDE. 649 00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:16,095 BUT IN TERMS OF IMPEACHMENT, YOU 650 00:20:16,162 --> 00:20:17,028 ARE RIGHT, YOU DON'T IMPEACH HIM 651 00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:19,862 FOR SOMETHING HE SAYS. 652 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,829 BUT THERE ARE SO MUCH OTHER 653 00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:22,362 MATERIAL HERE. 654 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,262 THIS IS THE MOMENT -- WHAT IS IT 655 00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:25,462 GOING TO TAKE FOR THE 656 00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:26,429 DEMOCRATS -- LOOK, I'VE SPENT 657 00:20:26,495 --> 00:20:27,729 THE LAST FEW YEARS WATCHING 658 00:20:27,796 --> 00:20:30,462 REPUBLICANS LOSE THEIR MIND. 659 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,995 I'M AMAZED AT HOW BAD DEMOCRATS 660 00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:32,429 ARE AT POLITICS. 661 00:20:32,495 --> 00:20:33,429 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 662 00:20:33,495 --> 00:20:35,228 I SPENT THE LAST 20 YEARS 663 00:20:35,295 --> 00:20:36,462 WATCHING REPUBLICANS LOSE THEIR 664 00:20:36,529 --> 00:20:38,529 MINDS, NOT THE LAST COUPLE. 665 00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:40,128 THEY ARE NOT SPIRIT >> THE 666 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,395 MUELLER REPORT -- YOU GUYS ARE 667 00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:46,195 FECKLESS AND YOU ARE GUTLESS. 668 00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:48,162 >> SOME OF US WERE, THEN WE GOT 669 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:48,696 THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF US 670 00:20:48,762 --> 00:20:49,962 BECAUSE OF IT. 671 00:20:50,028 --> 00:20:54,262 >> WITH THE MUELLER REPORT LAYS 672 00:20:54,329 --> 00:20:54,862 OUT, IN THE CLEAREST POSSIBLE 673 00:20:54,929 --> 00:20:59,062 ROAD MAP, TO CONGRESS, TO SAY 674 00:20:59,162 --> 00:21:00,762 "IF YOU ARE NOT POTTED PLANTS, 675 00:21:00,829 --> 00:21:01,762 IF YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR 676 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:04,862 CONSTITUTION A ABILITY, YOU NEED 677 00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,395 TO HAVE" -- WHATEVER THE 678 00:21:06,462 --> 00:21:07,228 POLITICS ARE, THIS IS WHAT 679 00:21:07,295 --> 00:21:10,662 CONGRESS IS FOR. 680 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:11,862 IF CONGRESS DOES NOT INSTITUTE 681 00:21:11,929 --> 00:21:13,395 IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS, THAN 682 00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:14,028 WHAT THEY ARE BASICALLY SAYING 683 00:21:14,095 --> 00:21:14,529 IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE 684 00:21:14,595 --> 00:21:16,595 UNITED STATES IS LITERALLY ABOVE 685 00:21:16,662 --> 00:21:18,295 THE LAW. 686 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,462 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 687 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,195 >> I WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENT 688 00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:23,629 POINT. 689 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,028 I WAS A PROSECUTOR FOR A LOT OF 690 00:21:25,095 --> 00:21:25,862 YEARS. 691 00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:26,562 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BRING A CASE 692 00:21:26,629 --> 00:21:28,862 I WASN'T GOING TO WIN. 693 00:21:28,929 --> 00:21:29,429 THE HOUSE CAN VOTE 694 00:21:29,495 --> 00:21:29,862 IMPEACHMENT -- 695 00:21:29,929 --> 00:21:32,295 >> Bill: THERE'S MANY WAYS TO 696 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:32,462 WIN. 697 00:21:32,529 --> 00:21:35,228 >> WE ARE GOING TO LOSE THE 698 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:35,629 ELECTION IN '20 -- 699 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:36,862 >> Bill: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 700 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:37,329 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 701 00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:40,128 >> YES -- 702 00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:41,028 >> Bill: NOBODY KNOWS 703 00:21:41,095 --> 00:21:41,629 ANYTHING. 704 00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:42,629 >> WE BEAT HIM ON SUBSTANCE, 705 00:21:42,696 --> 00:21:44,228 BECAUSE HE IS WRONG ON FACTS, 706 00:21:44,295 --> 00:21:45,696 THE ENVIRONMENT, CHOICE, GUNS, 707 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,162 TRAIT -- BEAT HIM ON SUBSTANCE 708 00:21:47,228 --> 00:21:49,662 BEER THAT IS GOOD FOR DEMOCRACY. 709 00:21:49,729 --> 00:21:51,495 >> YOU CANNOT SAY THIS IS 710 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,462 ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. 711 00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:54,662 WHEN THE PRESIDENT SAID WHAT HE 712 00:21:54,729 --> 00:21:55,429 SAID TO GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS -- 713 00:21:55,495 --> 00:21:56,062 >> NORMALIZE -- 714 00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:57,062 >> EXACTLY, BUT YOU HAVE TO 715 00:21:57,128 --> 00:22:00,662 STRUGGLE AGAINST THAT. 716 00:22:00,729 --> 00:22:02,295 >> Bill: AGAIN, WE DON'T KNOW 717 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,128 WHAT THE RIGHT POLITICS IS 718 00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:03,929 BECAUSE THEY GO BY THE POLLS, 719 00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:06,662 AND AGAIN, REPUBLICANS LEAD 720 00:22:06,729 --> 00:22:06,862 POLLS. 721 00:22:06,929 --> 00:22:09,095 DEMOCRATS FOLLOW POLLS. 722 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,629 IF THEY WOULD DO THAT, MAYBE 723 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:15,662 THEY WOULD CHANGE THE POLLS. 724 00:22:15,729 --> 00:22:16,929 THE PROBLEM IS THEY ALWAYS LOOK 725 00:22:16,995 --> 00:22:18,729 WEAK. 726 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:18,896 >> 727 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,228 LET ME ASK A QUESTION PEERD 728 00:22:21,295 --> 00:22:22,062 WHEN BILL CLINTON WAS IMPEACHED, 729 00:22:22,128 --> 00:22:24,529 THE END OF THE DAY, HE WON. 730 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,462 >> Bill: DIFFERENT CASE. 731 00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:27,195 >> AL GORE WAS NOT ELECTED 732 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:31,729 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 733 00:22:31,796 --> 00:22:32,529 IT WAS NOT A DISASTER. 734 00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:36,595 LOOK, RIGHT NOW, THE TRUMP 735 00:22:36,662 --> 00:22:37,796 WHITE HOUSE IS SUCCEEDING IN 736 00:22:37,862 --> 00:22:38,729 WINNING THE MESSAGING WAR. 737 00:22:38,796 --> 00:22:40,028 THEY ARE TURNING THIS AROUND. 738 00:22:40,095 --> 00:22:40,562 THEY ARE ON THE OFFENSE. 739 00:22:40,629 --> 00:22:43,962 YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO HAS 740 00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:48,095 BEEN CREDIBLY -- IN 741 00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:50,395 DOCUMENTATION, OBSTRUCTED 742 00:22:50,462 --> 00:22:50,962 JUSTICE. 743 00:22:51,028 --> 00:22:53,128 >> Bill: I DON'T AGREE THAT 744 00:22:53,195 --> 00:22:55,329 YOU CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF WHAT 745 00:22:55,395 --> 00:22:57,095 SOMEBODY SAYS. 746 00:22:57,162 --> 00:22:57,562 HE'S THE PRESIDENT. 747 00:22:57,629 --> 00:23:00,862 HIS WORDS MATTER. 748 00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:03,462 >> YES, BECAUSE WORDS MATTER. 749 00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:06,195 I WAS JUST SO AMAZED BY THE 750 00:23:06,262 --> 00:23:07,429 REACTION TO THE IRAN BOAT 751 00:23:07,495 --> 00:23:09,062 SITUATION, THE TANKER, RIGHT? 752 00:23:09,128 --> 00:23:10,262 ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE 753 00:23:10,329 --> 00:23:13,662 SAYING -- YOU ARE DISBELIEVING 754 00:23:13,729 --> 00:23:14,762 SET, AND DISBELIEVING THE 755 00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:15,329 INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY. 756 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,862 AND WE HAVE TO WONDER, WHY IS 757 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,028 THAT? 758 00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:18,662 WE HAVE A PRESIDENT, WHO EVERY 759 00:23:18,729 --> 00:23:21,228 DAY IS WAGING A WAR ON THE TRUTH 760 00:23:21,295 --> 00:23:22,195 AND ON TRUST. 761 00:23:22,262 --> 00:23:24,662 HE LITERALLY SAID IN 2016, WHAT 762 00:23:24,729 --> 00:23:25,495 YOU ARE READING AND WHAT YOU ARE 763 00:23:25,562 --> 00:23:28,095 WATCHING IS NOT HAPPENING. 764 00:23:28,162 --> 00:23:29,462 SO HOW DO PEOPLE EXPECT US, 765 00:23:29,529 --> 00:23:32,629 THEN, TO JUST BELIEVE THE 766 00:23:32,696 --> 00:23:34,662 INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY AND HIM 767 00:23:34,729 --> 00:23:36,295 AT HIS WORD, AND POMPEO, WHEN HE 768 00:23:36,362 --> 00:23:39,095 IS WAGING A WAR ON IT FOR THE 769 00:23:39,162 --> 00:23:39,896 PAST THREE YEARS? 770 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,629 THAT SCARE THE HILL OUT OF ME. 771 00:23:41,696 --> 00:23:43,028 >> Bill: HE'S PROTECTING US. 772 00:23:43,095 --> 00:23:45,896 IT'S THE FUNDAMENTAL JOB OF THE 773 00:23:45,962 --> 00:23:46,662 PRESIDENT -- 774 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:46,929 >> LISTEN. 775 00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:49,162 YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT ALL OF THAT 776 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,262 PIZZA LET THEM VOTE, PASS A 777 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:52,896 BUDGET, PASS A GUN-CONTROL BILL, 778 00:23:52,962 --> 00:23:54,629 PASSED A GOOD ENVIRONMENTAL 779 00:23:54,696 --> 00:23:55,595 BILL, PASSED AN INFRASTRUCTURE 780 00:23:55,662 --> 00:23:57,696 BILL, PASSED A TAX REFORM BILL. 781 00:23:57,762 --> 00:23:59,696 THE HOUSE SHOULD DO STUFF THAT 782 00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:01,862 AFFECTS VOTERS IN WISCONSIN, 783 00:24:01,929 --> 00:24:02,729 MICHIGAN -- 784 00:24:02,796 --> 00:24:05,662 THEN WE HAVE A POLICY -- THEN WE 785 00:24:05,729 --> 00:24:06,195 WIN. 786 00:24:06,262 --> 00:24:09,829 I CAN GET 70% IN NEW YORK DOING 787 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:10,995 THAT. 788 00:24:11,062 --> 00:24:12,495 THIS IS WHAT WINS FEDERAL 789 00:24:12,562 --> 00:24:12,862 ELECTIONS. 790 00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,228 >> WHEN A REPUBLICAN LIKE JUSTIN 791 00:24:14,295 --> 00:24:15,295 AMASH IS MAKING A MORE 792 00:24:15,362 --> 00:24:17,995 PRINCIPLED CASE FOR IMPEACHMENT 793 00:24:18,062 --> 00:24:18,495 THAN THE LEADERSHIP OF 794 00:24:18,562 --> 00:24:18,896 DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 795 00:24:18,962 --> 00:24:20,629 [APPLAUSE] 796 00:24:20,696 --> 00:24:23,362 >> Bill: HE WAS ALSO THE ONLY 797 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:26,862 ONE TO VOTE FOR BILL BARR. 798 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:28,595 HE'S BEEN ATTORNEY GENERAL FOUR 799 00:24:28,662 --> 00:24:29,929 MONTHS, RODE UP FOR CONTEMPT 800 00:24:29,995 --> 00:24:32,429 TWICE. 801 00:24:32,495 --> 00:24:32,662 [LAUGHS] 802 00:24:32,729 --> 00:24:33,562 REPUBLICANS COME BACK INTO 803 00:24:33,629 --> 00:24:34,829 PUBLIC LIFE, THEY DON'T FUCK 804 00:24:34,896 --> 00:24:36,662 AROUND. 805 00:24:36,729 --> 00:24:37,228 TWICE. 806 00:24:37,295 --> 00:24:37,962 JUSTIN AMASH WAS RIGHT THERE, 807 00:24:38,028 --> 00:24:41,128 THE LONE WOLF, THE MAYTAG 808 00:24:41,195 --> 00:24:45,228 REPAIRMAN OF REPUBLICANS. 809 00:24:45,295 --> 00:24:46,195 LONELY. 810 00:24:46,262 --> 00:24:54,262 >> HE'S BEING CALLED A CUCK -- 811 00:24:54,329 --> 00:24:56,796 >> Bill: A COCK? 812 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,829 >> A CUCKOLD. 813 00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:00,162 BILL, COME ON. 814 00:25:00,228 --> 00:25:02,028 >> Bill: I'M SORRY, I'M NOT 815 00:25:02,095 --> 00:25:03,028 MARRIED, I'M SORRY. 816 00:25:03,095 --> 00:25:05,629 >> YOU KNOW THIS STUFF. 817 00:25:05,696 --> 00:25:06,495 [LAUGHTER] 818 00:25:06,562 --> 00:25:09,429 >> Bill: OKAY, SO JOE BIDEN 819 00:25:09,495 --> 00:25:11,662 SAYS WITH TRUMP GONE, YOU WILL 820 00:25:11,729 --> 00:25:12,562 SEE THINGS CHANGE. 821 00:25:12,629 --> 00:25:13,562 BASICALLY SAYING TRUMP IS AN 822 00:25:13,629 --> 00:25:13,862 ABERRATION. 823 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,362 I DON'T KNOW. 824 00:25:15,429 --> 00:25:15,896 I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS AN 825 00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:18,762 ABERRATION OR A SENSE ACCEPT 826 00:25:18,829 --> 00:25:18,962 HIM -- 827 00:25:19,028 --> 00:25:19,662 >> HE'S A FLAG. 828 00:25:19,729 --> 00:25:22,462 >> Bill: OF COURSE HE IS. 829 00:25:22,529 --> 00:25:24,629 MITCH McCONNELL, HE FUCK TO 830 00:25:24,696 --> 00:25:25,662 OBAMA OUT OF THE SUPREME COURT 831 00:25:25,729 --> 00:25:28,062 PICKED BEFORE TRUMP WAS THERE. 832 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:29,462 I THINK THE ROT GOES A LOT 833 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:29,696 DEEPER. 834 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,295 >> IT IS SO MUCH BIGGER -- IT'S 835 00:25:32,362 --> 00:25:33,762 A FAILURE OF THE IMAGINATION, I 836 00:25:33,829 --> 00:25:37,195 THINK, TO CEASE BEFORE AS JUST A 837 00:25:37,262 --> 00:25:39,829 DOMESTIC ABERRATION. 838 00:25:39,896 --> 00:25:41,995 HE IS A SYMPTOM OF A MUCH, MUCH 839 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:44,228 BIGGER TREND, A WAVE, WHICH IS 840 00:25:44,295 --> 00:25:46,829 AN ANTIDEMOCRATIC WAVE THAT IS 841 00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:47,862 SWEEPING THE WEST. 842 00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:51,295 IT'S NOT JUST TRUMP, IT'S ALL OF 843 00:25:51,362 --> 00:25:51,629 THESE PEOPLE. 844 00:25:51,696 --> 00:25:53,095 AND IT IS POPULATIONS THAT ARE 845 00:25:53,162 --> 00:25:54,262 TURNING AGAINST THINGS THAT WE 846 00:25:54,329 --> 00:25:55,495 THOUGHT WERE ASSUMED. 847 00:25:55,562 --> 00:25:57,062 THINGS LIKE LIBERALISM AND 848 00:25:57,128 --> 00:25:58,495 DEMOCRACY'S, THEY ARE TURNING 849 00:25:58,562 --> 00:25:59,195 TOWARD POPULISM, ETHNIC 850 00:25:59,262 --> 00:26:01,696 NATIONALISM, AND THE REST. 851 00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:03,662 I THINK THE REAL CHALLENGE IS TO 852 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,929 FIND LEADERS AND POLITICIANS, 853 00:26:04,995 --> 00:26:05,495 RIGHT NOW I'M WONDERING WHO 854 00:26:05,562 --> 00:26:06,662 THOSE ARE ON THE DEMOCRATIC 855 00:26:06,729 --> 00:26:08,696 SIDE -- 856 00:26:08,762 --> 00:26:10,095 >> Bill: BUT WHY -- 857 00:26:10,162 --> 00:26:11,195 >> A HEALTHY PATRIOTISM. 858 00:26:11,262 --> 00:26:12,262 >> Bill: THE QUESTION BECOMES 859 00:26:12,329 --> 00:26:14,929 WHY ARE PEOPLE DOING THAT? 860 00:26:14,995 --> 00:26:15,862 WHY ARE PEOPLE TURNING AWAY? 861 00:26:15,929 --> 00:26:17,729 >> WE ARE LIVING THROUGH A 862 00:26:17,796 --> 00:26:18,796 REVOLUTION THAT IS BIGGER THAN 863 00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:19,562 THE GUTENBERG REVOLUTION PEERED 864 00:26:19,629 --> 00:26:21,329 >> Bill: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 865 00:26:21,395 --> 00:26:21,629 TECHNOLOGY? 866 00:26:21,696 --> 00:26:24,062 >> EVERYTHING. 867 00:26:24,128 --> 00:26:24,495 WE DON'T HAVE COMMON 868 00:26:24,562 --> 00:26:24,796 INFORMATION. 869 00:26:24,862 --> 00:26:27,662 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO 870 00:26:27,729 --> 00:26:29,829 LOOK LIKE IN 20 YEARS. 871 00:26:29,896 --> 00:26:32,495 I WATCH MSNBC AND YOU WATCH FOX, 872 00:26:32,562 --> 00:26:33,896 WE LIVE IN DIFFERENT REALITIES. 873 00:26:33,962 --> 00:26:34,362 >> THAT'S HARSH. 874 00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:36,228 >> I KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH 875 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:39,262 EVERY NIGHT. 876 00:26:39,329 --> 00:26:40,962 I SEE STRONG MEN LIKE TRUMP AND 877 00:26:41,028 --> 00:26:43,295 STEPPING INTO THAT VACUUM AND 878 00:26:43,362 --> 00:26:44,262 OFFERING VERY CRUDE AND COOL 879 00:26:44,329 --> 00:26:45,195 SOLUTIONS, AND THE PROBLEM IS 880 00:26:45,262 --> 00:26:48,295 THAT TOO MANY PROGRESSIVES ARE 881 00:26:48,362 --> 00:26:50,062 SCARED TO TOUCH THE ISSUES THAT 882 00:26:50,128 --> 00:26:51,395 HE TOUCHES BEER DEREK SCARED TO 883 00:26:51,462 --> 00:26:52,896 TOUCH IMMIGRATION, SCARED TO 884 00:26:52,962 --> 00:26:55,162 TOUCH BORDERS, SCARED TO TOUCH 885 00:26:55,228 --> 00:26:56,796 PATRIOTISM, ANYTHING THAT WILL 886 00:26:56,862 --> 00:26:58,629 GIVE THEM A WHIFF OF XENOPHOBIA 887 00:26:58,696 --> 00:27:00,095 AND BIGOTRY IN ALL THE REST OF 888 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,529 THE THINGS THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF 889 00:27:01,595 --> 00:27:01,929 BEING ACCUSED OF. 890 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:05,429 AND THEY NEED TO COME UP -- THEY 891 00:27:05,495 --> 00:27:06,295 NEED TO COME UP WITH SENSIBLE 892 00:27:06,362 --> 00:27:09,062 ANSWERS TO THOSE THINGS. 893 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,062 AND WHEN WE SEE PEOPLE THAT ARE 894 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,162 DOING MAD, I THINK THOSE ARE THE 895 00:27:12,228 --> 00:27:13,162 PEOPLE THAT CAN ULTIMATELY WIN 896 00:27:13,228 --> 00:27:13,662 THE DAY. 897 00:27:13,729 --> 00:27:15,195 BUT PROGRESSIVES AVOIDED. 898 00:27:15,262 --> 00:27:15,762 PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP GOING TO 899 00:27:15,829 --> 00:27:18,762 CONTINUE TO WIN. 900 00:27:18,829 --> 00:27:20,295 >> IS IT A SYMPTOM ON 901 00:27:20,362 --> 00:27:20,629 ABERRATION? 902 00:27:20,696 --> 00:27:22,495 THE ANSWER IS HE IS BOTH. 903 00:27:22,562 --> 00:27:24,662 IF THIS DIVISION WAS A 904 00:27:24,729 --> 00:27:25,462 PRE-EXISTING CONDITION, BUT 905 00:27:25,529 --> 00:27:26,429 DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN AN 906 00:27:26,495 --> 00:27:26,729 ACCELERANT. 907 00:27:26,796 --> 00:27:30,028 HE HAS MADE POLITICS NONE.R., 908 00:27:30,095 --> 00:27:31,429 MEANER, COOLER, MORE 909 00:27:31,495 --> 00:27:32,329 DISCONNECTED WITH REALITY. 910 00:27:32,395 --> 00:27:34,662 EVEN WHEN HE LEAVES, AND A LOT 911 00:27:34,729 --> 00:27:36,028 OF TRUMP-ISM IS JUST A 912 00:27:36,095 --> 00:27:38,062 PERSONALITY CULT, THE DAMAGE IS 913 00:27:38,128 --> 00:27:38,862 GOING TO BE HERE. 914 00:27:38,929 --> 00:27:42,696 WE LIVE IN ALTERNATIVE REALITIES 915 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:44,329 THAT BARI IS DESCRIBING. 916 00:27:44,395 --> 00:27:45,295 THE DYNAMIC OF OUR POLITICKING 917 00:27:45,362 --> 00:27:46,829 IS NOT WHAT WE ARE FOR, IT IS 918 00:27:46,896 --> 00:27:47,629 WHO WE ARE AGAINST AND WHO WE 919 00:27:47,696 --> 00:27:47,829 HATE. 920 00:27:47,896 --> 00:27:49,862 AS LONG AS THAT IS THE CASE, WE 921 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:51,862 ARE NOT GOING TO GET OVER IT. 922 00:27:51,929 --> 00:27:53,829 >> YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT, BUT I WANT 923 00:27:53,896 --> 00:27:54,896 TO ADD ONE POINT AND SAY 924 00:27:54,962 --> 00:27:56,862 SOMETHING AFFIRMATIVE. 925 00:27:56,929 --> 00:27:57,395 YOU FOCUSED ON TECHNOLOGY 926 00:27:57,462 --> 00:27:57,696 INFORMATION. 927 00:27:57,762 --> 00:27:59,495 IT'S ECONOMICS. 928 00:27:59,562 --> 00:28:00,295 INCOMES GOING DOWN FOR THE 929 00:28:00,362 --> 00:28:00,896 MIDDLE CLASS, AND THOSE BELOW 930 00:28:00,962 --> 00:28:03,729 THE MIDDLE CLASS, FOR MORE THAN 931 00:28:03,796 --> 00:28:04,562 25 YEARS. 932 00:28:04,629 --> 00:28:05,729 THAT IS ANGER, THEN VENOM QUITE 933 00:28:05,796 --> 00:28:08,896 DIFFERENT FOR US, IMMIGRANTS, 934 00:28:08,962 --> 00:28:09,462 EVERYBODY ELSE. 935 00:28:09,529 --> 00:28:11,529 THAT IS WHY TRUMP FOCUSES ON 936 00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:12,195 MEXICANS ON THE CHINESE AND GETS 937 00:28:12,295 --> 00:28:12,462 POPULAR. 938 00:28:12,562 --> 00:28:14,495 BUT LET ME ADD THIS: WE HAVE 939 00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:15,028 BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. 940 00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:16,295 WE HAD A CIVIL WAR. 941 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:19,529 WE HAVE McCARTHYISM, WE HAD 942 00:28:19,595 --> 00:28:20,128 DRAGON, WE HAD GEORGE W. BUSH, 943 00:28:20,195 --> 00:28:22,929 SOMEHOW WE HAVE SURVIVED 944 00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:23,896 INTENSELY ON POPULAR PRESIDENTS 945 00:28:23,962 --> 00:28:25,729 COME AND WE FORGET, WHEN 946 00:28:25,796 --> 00:28:26,729 REAGAN WAS FIRST ELECTED, WE SAW 947 00:28:26,796 --> 00:28:28,762 HIM IN THE SAME PRISM AS WE 948 00:28:28,829 --> 00:28:30,128 SEE TRUMP AND GEORGE W. BUSH. 949 00:28:30,195 --> 00:28:31,195 WE WILL COME BACK FROM THIS 950 00:28:31,262 --> 00:28:32,829 BECAUSE WE ARE CREATIVE, OUR 951 00:28:32,896 --> 00:28:35,128 ECONOMY WILL DO BETTER, AND WE 952 00:28:35,195 --> 00:28:36,095 WILL RESOUND WITH A DEMOCRATIC 953 00:28:36,162 --> 00:28:38,062 CANDIDATE WHO CAN SPEAK TO THE 954 00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:38,662 UNITY OF THIS COUNTRY. 955 00:28:38,729 --> 00:28:40,062 >> ARE YOU READY FOR OFFICE? 956 00:28:40,128 --> 00:28:43,995 >> I'M RUNNING -- I'M AN 957 00:28:44,062 --> 00:28:44,262 OPTIMIST. 958 00:28:44,329 --> 00:28:45,495 I'M AN OPTIMIST BECAUSE WE HAVE 959 00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:48,128 SEEN -- WE HAD A CIVIL WAR, FOR 960 00:28:48,195 --> 00:28:50,095 GOD'S SAKE. 961 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,495 WE ARE GOING TO GET THROUGH IT. 962 00:28:52,562 --> 00:28:54,095 >> Bill: I CAN HONESTLY SEE 963 00:28:54,162 --> 00:28:57,762 WHY CONSERVATIVES, EVEN 964 00:28:57,829 --> 00:28:59,995 INDEPENDENT, SEE YOU LUMPING THE 965 00:29:00,062 --> 00:29:02,228 CIVIL WAR IN -- WE REALLY THINK 966 00:29:02,295 --> 00:29:05,929 THEY ARE THE SAME. 967 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:07,295 REALLY, THEY ARE THE SAME? 968 00:29:07,362 --> 00:29:09,862 GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE SAME? 969 00:29:09,929 --> 00:29:12,829 >> CONTINUE FOCUSING ON PEOPLE 970 00:29:12,896 --> 00:29:14,262 AND SAYING WE WANT TO FOCUS ON 971 00:29:14,329 --> 00:29:17,062 THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT FROM 972 00:29:17,128 --> 00:29:18,062 US -- 973 00:29:18,128 --> 00:29:19,262 >> REAGAN AND SLAVERY? 974 00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:20,696 >> YOU WERE TOO YOUNG. 975 00:29:20,762 --> 00:29:22,595 >> THE SKY IS FALLING. 976 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:25,295 >> YES! 977 00:29:25,362 --> 00:29:27,562 >> BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE A 978 00:29:27,629 --> 00:29:30,429 DISTINCTION BETWEEN -- THE REAL 979 00:29:30,495 --> 00:29:36,062 THING COMES ALONG. 980 00:29:36,128 --> 00:29:37,562 >> Bill: BECAUSE IT IS LIKE A 981 00:29:37,629 --> 00:29:39,329 CAR ALARM. 982 00:29:39,395 --> 00:29:41,529 YOU DON'T HEAR IT, BUT YOU HATE 983 00:29:41,595 --> 00:29:42,095 IT. 984 00:29:42,162 --> 00:29:43,762 >> YOU GUYS ARE SEEING AN 985 00:29:43,829 --> 00:29:45,329 APOCALYPSE WHERE I AM SEEING 986 00:29:45,395 --> 00:29:45,862 SOMEONE WHO IS SO BAD, THE 987 00:29:45,929 --> 00:29:46,362 DECENCY OF THE AMERICAN 988 00:29:46,429 --> 00:29:49,696 PUBLIC -- HIS RATINGS -- WE ARE 989 00:29:49,762 --> 00:29:51,896 GOING TO DEFEAT HIM, A 990 00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:52,562 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE -- 991 00:29:52,629 --> 00:29:53,295 >> Bill: I WOULD GIVE A 992 00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:57,495 BILLION DOLLARS TO PUT 993 00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:58,028 GEORGE BUSH IN OFFICE -- 994 00:29:58,095 --> 00:29:59,929 >> OR MITT ROMNEY. 995 00:29:59,995 --> 00:30:00,595 >> Bill: INTERESTING STORY IN 996 00:30:00,662 --> 00:30:04,295 THE NEWS THIS WEEK, IN FLORIDA, 997 00:30:04,362 --> 00:30:05,896 A MOM PUNISHED HER 17-YEAR-OLD 998 00:30:05,962 --> 00:30:06,762 DAUGHTER BY FORCING HER TO STAND 999 00:30:06,829 --> 00:30:08,629 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 1000 00:30:08,696 --> 00:30:09,028 INTERSECTION -- 1001 00:30:09,095 --> 00:30:10,295 GESTURE MEMBER 1002 00:30:10,362 --> 00:30:11,228 CONFESSION SIGNS? 1003 00:30:11,295 --> 00:30:11,829 THIS IS KIND OF BRINGING THEM 1004 00:30:11,896 --> 00:30:12,028 BACK. 1005 00:30:12,095 --> 00:30:15,128 SHE MADE HER KIT HAVE A SIGN 1006 00:30:15,195 --> 00:30:16,262 THAT SAID "I LIED. 1007 00:30:16,329 --> 00:30:17,796 I CUMULATED MY MOTHER AND 1008 00:30:17,862 --> 00:30:18,462 MYSELF." 1009 00:30:18,529 --> 00:30:19,829 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE KID 1010 00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:21,495 DID, BUT I AM FOR THIS. 1011 00:30:21,562 --> 00:30:22,862 IT IS NOW CATCHING ON AGAIN. 1012 00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:24,662 WE PUT A CAMERA OUT, HERE IN 1013 00:30:24,729 --> 00:30:28,429 L.A., THE CORNER. 1014 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:28,696 THE HOT 1015 00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:33,629 HOT DOG I WAS OUT THER, 1016 00:30:33,696 --> 00:30:34,729 "HAVEN'T CHANGED THE HOTDOG 1017 00:30:34,796 --> 00:30:36,896 WATER SINCE 2004." 1018 00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:38,962 A HOMELESS GUY, I HAVE A FOUR 1019 00:30:39,028 --> 00:30:42,696 BEDROOM HOME IN ENCINO. 1020 00:30:42,762 --> 00:30:43,262 AND THEN CELEBRITIES STARTED 1021 00:30:43,329 --> 00:30:43,562 SHOWING UP. 1022 00:30:43,629 --> 00:30:47,462 LOOK, SEAN HANNITY: WHEN TRUMP 1023 00:30:47,529 --> 00:30:50,429 CARDS, I SAY "THAT WAS ME." 1024 00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:52,062 PETE BUTTIGIEG WAS OUT THERE, 1025 00:30:52,128 --> 00:30:53,062 I'M NOT REALLY GAY, I JUST 1026 00:30:53,128 --> 00:30:56,095 NEEDED A BETTER LOOK THEN 1027 00:30:56,162 --> 00:30:59,295 MAYOR OF INDIANA." 1028 00:30:59,362 --> 00:31:01,762 LINDSEY GRAHAM IS OUT THERE, I'M 1029 00:31:01,829 --> 00:31:02,829 STRAIGHT. 1030 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:03,128 OH, MY GOD. 1031 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:07,295 WHAT A CONFESSION. 1032 00:31:07,362 --> 00:31:09,362 TIGER WOODS, WON ONE TOURNEY, 1033 00:31:09,429 --> 00:31:10,829 WENT RIGHT BACK TO SCREWING THE 1034 00:31:10,896 --> 00:31:16,128 WAITRESS AT THE GOLDEN CORRAL. 1035 00:31:16,195 --> 00:31:17,762 MELANIA: MY SECRET PLAN IS THAT, 1036 00:31:17,829 --> 00:31:19,128 IN THE END, I WILL SIT ON THE 1037 00:31:19,195 --> 00:31:21,195 IRON THRONE. 1038 00:31:21,262 --> 00:31:24,529 [APPLAUSE] 1039 00:31:24,595 --> 00:31:26,395 R. KELLY: I'VE SPENT MORE TIME 1040 00:31:26,462 --> 00:31:28,929 IN TOYS 'R' US THAN THAT GIRAFFE 1041 00:31:28,995 --> 00:31:31,195 GIRAFFE. 1042 00:31:31,262 --> 00:31:31,995 [LAUGHTER] 1043 00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:33,829 SYMPATHY FOR R. KELLY, I LOVE 1044 00:31:33,896 --> 00:31:34,696 IT. 1045 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:35,362 AND VLADIMIR PUTIN: I'M STARTING 1046 00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:39,495 TO WISH I HAD HELPED HILLARY 1047 00:31:39,562 --> 00:31:39,662 WIN. 1048 00:31:39,729 --> 00:31:42,128 OKAY, A COMEDY ICON WHO WILL BE 1049 00:31:42,195 --> 00:31:42,829 PERFORMING WITH STEVE MARTIN AT 1050 00:31:42,896 --> 00:31:46,329 THE BUDWEISER EVENT CENTER IN 1051 00:31:46,395 --> 00:31:47,896 COLORADO JULY 12TH, THE PIKES 1052 00:31:47,962 --> 00:31:49,762 PEAK CENTER IN COLORADO SPRINGS 1053 00:31:49,829 --> 00:31:51,062 JULY 13TH, AND THE GREEK THEATER 1054 00:31:51,128 --> 00:31:54,729 HERE IN L.A., JULY 16TH. 1055 00:31:54,796 --> 00:31:55,862 HE IS BELOVED AND HYSTERICAL. 1056 00:31:55,929 --> 00:31:56,829 MARTIN SHORT, LADIES AND 1057 00:31:56,896 --> 00:31:59,028 GENTLEMEN. 1058 00:31:59,095 --> 00:32:07,696 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1059 00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:15,228 >> Bill: HOW ARE YOU? 1060 00:32:15,295 --> 00:32:23,195 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1061 00:32:23,262 --> 00:32:24,929 >> WHAT HAVE I DONE? 1062 00:32:24,995 --> 00:32:28,662 WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE 1063 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:29,462 THIS, OTHER THAN PROVIDE DECADES 1064 00:32:29,529 --> 00:32:33,896 OF QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT? 1065 00:32:33,962 --> 00:32:35,529 >> Bill: SO RELUCTANT TO BASK, 1066 00:32:35,595 --> 00:32:39,362 BUT YOU LOVES SHOW BUSINESS. 1067 00:32:39,429 --> 00:32:40,429 >> Bill: YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO 1068 00:32:40,495 --> 00:32:41,562 SAY APPEARED ALL OF YOUR 1069 00:32:41,629 --> 00:32:45,395 CHARACTERS, JACKIE ROGERS JR. -- 1070 00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:47,762 >> I DON'T KNOW. 1071 00:32:47,829 --> 00:32:48,995 >> Bill: IS IN YOUR BLOOD. 1072 00:32:49,062 --> 00:32:50,729 >> IS THAT NOT IN YOUR BLOOD? 1073 00:32:50,796 --> 00:32:53,529 YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN SHOW 1074 00:32:53,595 --> 00:32:57,495 BUSINESS. 1075 00:32:57,562 --> 00:32:59,829 >> Bill: WE ARE FIGHTING 1076 00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:00,762 ALREADY. 1077 00:33:00,829 --> 00:33:02,562 >> WE HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS, YOU 1078 00:33:02,629 --> 00:33:02,929 KNOW. 1079 00:33:02,995 --> 00:33:04,262 >> Bill: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN 1080 00:33:04,329 --> 00:33:04,495 COMMON. 1081 00:33:04,562 --> 00:33:06,729 I TOLD YOU THAT AFTER I READ 1082 00:33:06,796 --> 00:33:06,995 YOUR BEN 1083 00:33:07,062 --> 00:33:10,696 MEMOIR. 1084 00:33:10,762 --> 00:33:13,762 THE FATHER, THE SQUABBLING IRISH 1085 00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:14,762 FAMILY. 1086 00:33:14,829 --> 00:33:16,095 THE PROBLEM WITH A LARGE PENIS, 1087 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:21,529 ALL OF THESE THINGS. 1088 00:33:21,595 --> 00:33:22,929 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I FOUND? 1089 00:33:22,995 --> 00:33:26,095 READING YOUR NEW THING? 1090 00:33:26,162 --> 00:33:26,896 WE ARE BOTH PEOPLE WHO DON'T 1091 00:33:26,962 --> 00:33:31,662 HAVE A BUCKET LIST. 1092 00:33:31,729 --> 00:33:33,362 >> NOTHING THAT I WANT TO DO 1093 00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:34,696 THAT I HAVEN'T DONE. 1094 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:35,962 AND IF I HAVEN'T DONE IT AT THE 1095 00:33:36,028 --> 00:33:37,662 AGE OF 69, THAT I DON'T WANT TOO 1096 00:33:37,729 --> 00:33:37,829 DO. 1097 00:33:37,896 --> 00:33:38,095 [LAUGHTER] 1098 00:33:38,162 --> 00:33:41,262 [APPLAUSE] 1099 00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:41,629 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1100 00:33:41,696 --> 00:33:46,862 >> NEVER BEEN TO INDIA! 1101 00:33:46,929 --> 00:33:49,595 >> Bill: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO 1102 00:33:49,662 --> 00:33:51,329 ANY COUNTRY -- 1103 00:33:51,395 --> 00:33:53,228 >> THAT YOU CAN'T GET ROOM 1104 00:33:53,295 --> 00:33:55,729 SERVICE, FIVE-STAR. 1105 00:33:55,796 --> 00:33:56,529 YOU REALLY ARE OF THE PEOPLE 1106 00:33:56,595 --> 00:33:59,295 RIGHT NOW. 1107 00:33:59,362 --> 00:34:00,929 >> Bill: NOWHERE WHERE THEY 1108 00:34:01,028 --> 00:34:05,862 CAN TAKE A CHICKEN ON A BUS. 1109 00:34:05,929 --> 00:34:06,128 [LAUGHTER] 1110 00:34:06,195 --> 00:34:08,495 >> WHAT A MOTTO. 1111 00:34:08,562 --> 00:34:09,929 >> Bill: YOU ARE 69. 1112 00:34:09,995 --> 00:34:11,495 AS A COMEDIAN, WHEN YOU HIT THAT 1113 00:34:11,562 --> 00:34:13,095 AGE, DID YOU SAY TO YOURSELF, I 1114 00:34:13,162 --> 00:34:16,696 HAVE TO WITH THAT? 1115 00:34:16,762 --> 00:34:19,195 FOR THE WHOLE YEAR, I'M 69. 1116 00:34:19,262 --> 00:34:22,062 OH, COME ON, PLEASE. 1117 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:24,562 >> THE KIDS LOVE ME. 1118 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:27,729 IT IS DAUNTING TO SUDDENLY BE 1119 00:34:27,796 --> 00:34:27,896 69. 1120 00:34:27,962 --> 00:34:30,429 YOU REALIZE FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1121 00:34:30,495 --> 00:34:30,595 WOW. 1122 00:34:30,662 --> 00:34:31,962 >> Bill: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, 1123 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,162 YOU'VE GOT BOYISH HAIR. 1124 00:34:34,228 --> 00:34:35,028 SPEAK WITH A WIG, BUT I KNOW 1125 00:34:35,095 --> 00:34:38,762 WHAT YOU MEAN. 1126 00:34:38,829 --> 00:34:40,295 >> Bill: IT'S NOT A WIG. 1127 00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:42,562 >> FOR EXAMPLE, I KNOW LONGER 1128 00:34:42,629 --> 00:34:43,995 PUT AN ANGEL ON TOP OF MY 1129 00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:47,562 CHRISTMAS TREE BECAUSE IT FEELS 1130 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:47,995 LIKE FORESHADOWING. 1131 00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:49,995 [LAUGHTER] 1132 00:34:50,062 --> 00:34:52,529 JUST SCARE YOU. 1133 00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:54,195 >> Bill: I ALWAYS SAY IF I 1134 00:34:54,262 --> 00:34:55,762 WROTE A MEMOIR, IT WOULD BE 1135 00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:57,995 CALLED "WHO WAS IN MY BODY." 1136 00:34:58,062 --> 00:34:59,195 BECAUSE WHEN I LOOK BACK AT 1137 00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,595 THINGS THAT I DO, REMINDS ME OF 1138 00:35:01,662 --> 00:35:02,796 SOMETHING I DID, WHO WAS IN MY 1139 00:35:02,862 --> 00:35:03,329 BODY? 1140 00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:05,262 I KNOW THAT WAS ME, BUT I DON'T 1141 00:35:05,329 --> 00:35:07,696 KNOW WHO THAT WAS. 1142 00:35:07,762 --> 00:35:08,462 [LAUGHTER] 1143 00:35:08,529 --> 00:35:11,495 >> MAYBE YOU ARE VERY ILL. 1144 00:35:11,562 --> 00:35:12,696 >> Bill: THINGS YOU DID WHEN 1145 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:15,796 YOU ARE 25, AND YOU GO, WHO WAS 1146 00:35:15,862 --> 00:35:16,429 IN MY BODY? 1147 00:35:16,495 --> 00:35:18,128 >> I WISH I WAS MORE INTERESTING 1148 00:35:18,195 --> 00:35:18,395 THAN THAT. 1149 00:35:18,462 --> 00:35:18,662 I MEAN IT. 1150 00:35:18,729 --> 00:35:20,829 I WISH I COULD LOOK AT PICTURES 1151 00:35:20,896 --> 00:35:23,529 OF ME AT 25, I DON'T KNOW WHO 1152 00:35:23,595 --> 00:35:26,629 THAT IS. 1153 00:35:26,696 --> 00:35:28,128 I AM BASICALLY THE SAME -- I'M 1154 00:35:28,195 --> 00:35:28,929 DOING THE SAME THING. 1155 00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:32,729 CERTAINLY THE SAME JOKES. 1156 00:35:32,796 --> 00:35:32,995 [LAUGHTER] 1157 00:35:33,062 --> 00:35:34,796 BUT REALLY, MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I 1158 00:35:34,862 --> 00:35:39,195 THINK THAT IS WHAT HAS KEPT ME, 1159 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,962 ACTUALLY, YOUNG AND INVOLVED IN 1160 00:35:42,028 --> 00:35:42,529 MY LIFE, GREAT ENERGIZED -- 1161 00:35:42,595 --> 00:35:44,295 BECAUSE I DON'T SEE LIMITATIONS. 1162 00:35:44,362 --> 00:35:46,662 "NOW THAT YOU ARE IN YOUR 60s, 1163 00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:47,762 YOU CAN DO THAT." 1164 00:35:47,829 --> 00:35:49,729 >> Bill: YOU CAN'T PLAY 25 1165 00:35:49,796 --> 00:35:49,929 IN -- 1166 00:35:49,995 --> 00:35:52,462 >> I CAN. 1167 00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:57,462 BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE TIMELESS. 1168 00:35:57,529 --> 00:35:59,128 >> Bill: YOU FEEL LIKE COME UP 1169 00:35:59,195 --> 00:36:02,762 TO THE AGE OF 15, YOU WERE A 1170 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:03,729 SPONGE, TAKE IN EVERYTHING. 1171 00:36:03,796 --> 00:36:05,429 AND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU 1172 00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:06,329 ARE REGURGITATING A RECYCLING 1173 00:36:06,395 --> 00:36:06,662 ALL OF THAT. 1174 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,429 >> IT IS LIKE ME SAYING GUYS, I 1175 00:36:08,495 --> 00:36:12,228 LOVE RAP. 1176 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,862 BUT I LOVE FRANK SINATRA. 1177 00:36:14,929 --> 00:36:17,662 WHEN I WAS 12 AND 13 -- 1178 00:36:17,729 --> 00:36:19,762 >> Bill: [SINGING] 1179 00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:20,228 >> WE GO THROUGH DAY 1180 00:36:20,295 --> 00:36:24,329 AN ENTIRE 1181 00:36:24,395 --> 00:36:25,796 SEMESTER ALBOM. 1182 00:36:25,862 --> 00:36:32,729 ♪ I LIVE ALONE ♪ 1183 00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:33,429 I THINK YOU ARE THE OPEN TO IT 1184 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:36,862 ALL WHEN 1185 00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:38,329 ALL, AND THEN BY THE TIME YOU'RE 1186 00:36:38,395 --> 00:36:40,329 18, YOU ARE READY TO DO IT AND 1187 00:36:40,395 --> 00:36:41,162 SEE WHAT YOU LEARNED. 1188 00:36:41,228 --> 00:36:42,696 >> Bill: ON THE ROAD WITH 1189 00:36:42,762 --> 00:36:44,362 STEVE MARTIN, HOW MANY WEEKS A 1190 00:36:44,429 --> 00:36:44,829 YEAR? 1191 00:36:44,896 --> 00:36:46,529 HOW MANY NIGHTS DO YOU DO? 1192 00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:47,495 YOU HAVE THESE DATES COMING UP. 1193 00:36:47,562 --> 00:36:51,329 I SEE THE SHOW, IT'S FANTASTIC. 1194 00:36:51,395 --> 00:36:54,262 >> OUR SHOW IS LIKE MARRIED SEX, 1195 00:36:54,329 --> 00:36:55,228 DO OLD MATERIAL THREE TIMES A 1196 00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:57,762 MONTH. 1197 00:36:57,829 --> 00:37:01,462 [LAUGHTER] 1198 00:37:01,562 --> 00:37:04,995 NO, WE DO ABOUT 45, 50 SHOWS A 1199 00:37:05,062 --> 00:37:05,195 YEAR. 1200 00:37:05,262 --> 00:37:06,762 >> Bill: LIKE MOST COMEDY 1201 00:37:06,829 --> 00:37:08,395 TEAMS, REALLY WHAT YOU ARE WITH 1202 00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:09,462 HIM. 1203 00:37:09,529 --> 00:37:11,429 GREAT ONSTAGE, BUT OFFSTAGE YOU 1204 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:11,829 HATE EACH OTHER. 1205 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,429 >> I ACTUALLY LOVE STEVE. 1206 00:37:13,495 --> 00:37:14,929 AND I THINK WHAT IS GREAT ABOUT 1207 00:37:14,995 --> 00:37:17,462 IT IS WE SHARE MANY SIMILARITIES 1208 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:19,696 IN WORK APPROACH. 1209 00:37:19,762 --> 00:37:22,529 IF IT IS AN AUDIENCE -- WE STILL 1210 00:37:22,595 --> 00:37:24,429 GIVE 100%. 1211 00:37:24,495 --> 00:37:26,529 BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T. 1212 00:37:26,595 --> 00:37:27,829 AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A 1213 00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:29,362 SHARED SENSIBILITY. 1214 00:37:29,429 --> 00:37:30,495 IT IS VERY RARE THAT A JOKE MADE 1215 00:37:30,562 --> 00:37:32,529 HIM LAUGH AND I WOULDN'T FIND IT 1216 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:33,362 FUNNY, OR VICE VERSA. 1217 00:37:33,429 --> 00:37:34,929 >> Bill: I WOULD THINK THAT 1218 00:37:34,995 --> 00:37:36,762 YOU COULD BE THE AMBASSADOR FROM 1219 00:37:36,829 --> 00:37:36,995 CANADA. 1220 00:37:37,062 --> 00:37:43,995 MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE. 1221 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:44,562 TORONTO LAST NIGHT? 1222 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:45,762 >> HOW ABOUT THAT? 1223 00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:47,262 >> Bill: WON THE NBA -- THEY 1224 00:37:47,329 --> 00:37:49,995 ARE THE BASKETBALL CHAMPS. 1225 00:37:50,062 --> 00:37:53,295 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN TORONTO 1226 00:37:53,362 --> 00:37:53,529 TORONTO. 1227 00:37:53,595 --> 00:37:53,962 CANADA IN GENERAL. 1228 00:37:54,028 --> 00:37:56,228 THEY HAVE A BAD RAP BECAUSE WHEN 1229 00:37:56,295 --> 00:37:57,228 KEVIN DURANT WAS INJURED, SOME 1230 00:37:57,295 --> 00:37:57,629 OF THEM APPLAUDED. 1231 00:37:57,696 --> 00:37:59,929 IT WAS A MOMENT. 1232 00:37:59,995 --> 00:38:01,462 THEY GET CAUGHT UP IN THE GAME. 1233 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,862 ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT HIS 1234 00:38:02,929 --> 00:38:04,962 TORONTO DOESN'T KNOW -- 1235 00:38:05,028 --> 00:38:08,362 >> WHEN THEY WON LAST NIGHT, I 1236 00:38:08,429 --> 00:38:10,729 THINK TWO FANS BURNED A LADIES 1237 00:38:10,796 --> 00:38:13,929 SCARF. 1238 00:38:13,995 --> 00:38:14,462 >> Bill: ONE OTHER THING I 1239 00:38:14,529 --> 00:38:17,329 LOVE ABOUT YOUR SHOW WITH STEVE, 1240 00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:20,128 YOU DO NOT MENTION TRUMP. 1241 00:38:20,195 --> 00:38:21,329 SECOND GUEST TONIGHT WHO DOESN'T 1242 00:38:21,395 --> 00:38:22,429 MENTION TRUMP, AND I THINK THAT 1243 00:38:22,495 --> 00:38:23,195 IS GREAT. 1244 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:23,962 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO GO 1245 00:38:24,028 --> 00:38:26,796 THERE WITH PEOPLE. 1246 00:38:26,862 --> 00:38:28,962 >> I DO THINK WE HAVE 50/50 ON 1247 00:38:29,028 --> 00:38:31,495 THE AUDIENCE, AND IF THERE IS AN 1248 00:38:31,562 --> 00:38:34,028 ATTITUDE FROM US THAT SAYS -- 1249 00:38:34,095 --> 00:38:35,529 AND THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING IT. 1250 00:38:35,595 --> 00:38:37,329 IT'S NOT LIKE WE ARE POLITICAL 1251 00:38:37,395 --> 00:38:38,429 COMEDIANS, AND THEY ARE NOT 1252 00:38:38,495 --> 00:38:39,562 EXPECTING IT, AND SUDDENLY WE 1253 00:38:39,629 --> 00:38:41,629 ARE PUTTING DOWN TRUMP, IT'S 1254 00:38:41,696 --> 00:38:42,429 LIKE, IF I'M IN A REPUBLICAN IN 1255 00:38:42,495 --> 00:38:45,896 THE AUDIENCE, I FEEL -- GEE, I 1256 00:38:45,962 --> 00:38:46,729 FEEL LEFT OUT RIGHT NOW. 1257 00:38:46,796 --> 00:38:49,696 I THINK THEY NEED A RESPITE FROM 1258 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:50,629 THE CONSTANT INSANITY. 1259 00:38:50,696 --> 00:38:51,696 >> Bill: I ALSO THINK I SAID 1260 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:52,995 THIS ON THANKSGIVING, WHEN YOU 1261 00:38:53,062 --> 00:38:54,095 GO HOME FOR THANKSGIVING, JUST 1262 00:38:54,162 --> 00:38:56,195 DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS. 1263 00:38:56,262 --> 00:38:57,796 WE USED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT. 1264 00:38:57,862 --> 00:38:59,962 WE USED TO BE ABLE TO SIT WITH 1265 00:39:00,028 --> 00:39:01,395 PEOPLE WHO WE KNEW WAS A 1266 00:39:01,462 --> 00:39:02,329 DIFFERENT POLITICAL STRIFE AND 1267 00:39:02,395 --> 00:39:04,329 WERE JUST WATCHING A BASEBALL 1268 00:39:04,395 --> 00:39:04,896 GAME. 1269 00:39:04,962 --> 00:39:07,662 WE DON'T HAVE TO ALWAYS GO THERE 1270 00:39:07,729 --> 00:39:07,862 THERE. 1271 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:09,762 >> I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS, I 1272 00:39:09,829 --> 00:39:11,162 DON'T THINK I KNOW ANYONE WHO 1273 00:39:11,228 --> 00:39:15,362 SUPPORTS TRUMP. 1274 00:39:15,429 --> 00:39:18,295 >> Bill: I DO, AND THAT'S 1275 00:39:18,362 --> 00:39:18,495 OKAY. 1276 00:39:18,562 --> 00:39:19,095 >> MANY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS WHO 1277 00:39:19,162 --> 00:39:21,395 MIGHT COME IN THE PAST -- BUT 1278 00:39:21,462 --> 00:39:22,796 YOU DON'T DISCUSS IT. 1279 00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:23,062 IT'S OKAY. 1280 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:27,696 YOU KNOW, CANADIANS ALL DISCUSS 1281 00:39:27,762 --> 00:39:29,995 POLITICS ALL THE TIME, AND IT 1282 00:39:30,062 --> 00:39:32,195 ISN'T FISTICUFFS, IT'S JUST A 1283 00:39:32,262 --> 00:39:34,595 CONVERSATION. 1284 00:39:34,662 --> 00:39:36,429 >> Bill: UNI BOND ON THIS. 1285 00:39:36,495 --> 00:39:38,295 THERE IS TOO MUCH PURITY 1286 00:39:38,362 --> 00:39:39,629 TESTING, I THINK, IN THE 1287 00:39:39,696 --> 00:39:40,028 DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 1288 00:39:40,095 --> 00:39:42,862 I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO GET IN 1289 00:39:42,929 --> 00:39:44,295 TROUBLE WITH PACS, TALKING ABOUT 1290 00:39:44,362 --> 00:39:46,395 NOT TAKING MONEY FROM TECHNOLOGY 1291 00:39:46,462 --> 00:39:47,362 COMPANIES, OIL COMPANIES, YOU 1292 00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:48,896 CAN'T HAVE THEIR MONEY, CAN'T 1293 00:39:48,962 --> 00:39:50,495 HAVE WALL STREET MONEY. 1294 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,062 MEANWHILE, REPUBLICANS TAKE 1295 00:39:51,128 --> 00:39:53,228 EVERYBODY'S MONEY. 1296 00:39:53,329 --> 00:40:00,829 STEVE WYNN, HE GOTTEN ME TO ME . 1297 00:40:00,929 --> 00:40:01,762 HARVEY WEINSTEIN, THEY GAVE THE 1298 00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:04,762 MONEY BACK. 1299 00:40:04,829 --> 00:40:05,529 WHY? 1300 00:40:05,595 --> 00:40:12,162 HIS MONEY DIDN'T RAPER ANYBODY. 1301 00:40:12,228 --> 00:40:14,395 I THINK -- DNC TOOK A 1302 00:40:14,462 --> 00:40:17,195 $19 MILLION SO FAR THIS YEAR, 1303 00:40:17,262 --> 00:40:18,395 RNC 61. 1304 00:40:18,462 --> 00:40:20,228 TRUMP RAISED 30 MILLION IN THE 1305 00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:21,128 FIRST QUARTER, WAY MORE THAN 1306 00:40:21,195 --> 00:40:21,395 DEMOCRATS. 1307 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,562 THIS IS ANOTHER WAY THEY ARE 1308 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,395 GOING TO SHOOT THEMSELVES IN THE 1309 00:40:24,462 --> 00:40:24,595 FOOT. 1310 00:40:24,662 --> 00:40:25,662 YOU TAKE PEOPLE'S MONEY, AND 1311 00:40:25,729 --> 00:40:26,462 THAT YOU FUCK THAT WHEN YOU GET 1312 00:40:26,529 --> 00:40:28,329 IN OFFICE. 1313 00:40:28,395 --> 00:40:29,696 THAT IS HOW POLITICS WORKS. 1314 00:40:29,762 --> 00:40:31,729 [APPLAUSE] 1315 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:32,929 >> I'M WITH YOU. 1316 00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,995 HAVING BEEN THERE, HAVING GOTTEN 1317 00:40:36,062 --> 00:40:37,362 MONEY FROM PEOPLE, WHATEVER 1318 00:40:37,429 --> 00:40:38,929 REASON -- YOU ARE RIGHT. 1319 00:40:38,995 --> 00:40:40,128 DEMOCRATIC PARTY SAYS WE HAVE TO 1320 00:40:40,195 --> 00:40:42,228 WIN, RAISE THE MONEY, RAISE A 1321 00:40:42,295 --> 00:40:43,162 LEGALLY, DISCLOSE IT 100% WHERE 1322 00:40:43,228 --> 00:40:44,562 IT COMES FROM. 1323 00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:46,995 MAKE AN ARGUMET TO DEFEAT THIS 1324 00:40:47,062 --> 00:40:47,629 PRESIDENT. 1325 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:48,529 THAT IS HOW WE WIN. 1326 00:40:48,595 --> 00:40:49,762 DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHERE THE 1327 00:40:49,829 --> 00:40:51,529 MONEY COMES FROM, JUST WIN THE 1328 00:40:51,595 --> 00:40:53,128 GODDAMN RACE. 1329 00:40:53,195 --> 00:40:54,529 >> Bill: SOCIAL JUSTICE 1330 00:40:54,595 --> 00:40:55,729 WARRIORS, YOU WRITTEN ABOUT THIS 1331 00:40:55,796 --> 00:40:58,896 RECENTLY, FINALLY FINDING THAT 1332 00:40:58,962 --> 00:41:01,762 MAYBE THERE IS A PRICE TO PAY -- 1333 00:41:01,829 --> 00:41:03,762 ARE YOU TALKING WHAT THE BAKERY 1334 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:03,962 STORY? 1335 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:06,862 >> THE BAKERY STORY, THERE'S THE 1336 00:41:06,929 --> 00:41:07,462 SUBWAY STORY. 1337 00:41:07,529 --> 00:41:09,095 >> Bill: WHAT'S THE BAKERY 1338 00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:09,262 ONE? 1339 00:41:09,329 --> 00:41:10,195 THAT'S EASIER. 1340 00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:12,696 >> THERE IS THIS BAKERY ACROSS 1341 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:15,429 THE STREET FROM OBERLIN COLLEGE. 1342 00:41:15,495 --> 00:41:17,162 THE CAMPUS COMMUNITY HAD USED IT 1343 00:41:17,228 --> 00:41:18,562 FOR YEARS. 1344 00:41:18,629 --> 00:41:20,195 IN 2016, A BLACK -- I BELIEVE HE 1345 00:41:20,262 --> 00:41:20,929 WAS A BLACK STUDENT -- COMES 1346 00:41:20,995 --> 00:41:23,929 INTO THE BAKERY, AND TWO OTHER 1347 00:41:23,995 --> 00:41:24,995 STUDENTS WERE WITH HIM. 1348 00:41:25,062 --> 00:41:25,762 THEY GET INTO SOME KIND OF 1349 00:41:25,829 --> 00:41:26,362 ALTERCATION WITH THE EMPLOYEES 1350 00:41:26,429 --> 00:41:29,395 AT THE BAKERY WHO THOUGHT THEY 1351 00:41:29,462 --> 00:41:30,362 WERE STEALING SOMETHING. 1352 00:41:30,429 --> 00:41:32,195 A YEAR LATER, IT TURNS OUT THEY 1353 00:41:32,262 --> 00:41:33,262 WERE STEALING SOMETHING, AND 1354 00:41:33,362 --> 00:41:34,195 THEY PLED GUILTY. 1355 00:41:34,262 --> 00:41:34,929 NOW THE PROBLEM IS THAT IN THE 1356 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:37,829 YEAR THAT ENSUED, OBERLIN 1357 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:40,762 STUDENTS BACKED UP -- THIS IS 1358 00:41:40,829 --> 00:41:42,162 CRUCIAL, BY ADMINISTRATION 1359 00:41:42,228 --> 00:41:43,162 OFFICIALS AND SOME PROFESSORS -- 1360 00:41:43,228 --> 00:41:45,796 ALLEGE THE BAKERY WAS GUILTY OF 1361 00:41:45,862 --> 00:41:46,395 RACIAL PROFILING, OF ASSAULT, 1362 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:50,162 AND OF SYSTEMIC DISCRIMINATION 1363 00:41:50,228 --> 00:41:51,562 PAY THE COLLEGE STOP USING THE 1364 00:41:51,629 --> 00:41:52,295 BAKERY, WHICH I THINK THEY HAVE 1365 00:41:52,362 --> 00:41:55,028 BEEN USING FOR YEARS. 1366 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:59,395 AND, BASICALLY, THE BAKERY WON, 1367 00:41:59,462 --> 00:42:02,662 I THINK SOMETHING LIKE 1368 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:02,962 $33 MILLION. 1369 00:42:03,028 --> 00:42:04,662 >> THEY WON BIG MONEY FROM THE 1370 00:42:04,729 --> 00:42:04,896 COLLEGE. 1371 00:42:04,962 --> 00:42:07,062 >> Bill: HOW DID BAKERIES GET 1372 00:42:07,128 --> 00:42:07,729 TO BE -- 1373 00:42:07,796 --> 00:42:12,095 >> 33 MILLION IN THOSE YEARS? 1374 00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:13,962 >> A GOOD COOKIE. 1375 00:42:14,028 --> 00:42:16,128 >> Bill: WEDDING CAKES. 1376 00:42:16,195 --> 00:42:18,195 >> THE POINT IS THAT FOR TOO 1377 00:42:18,262 --> 00:42:19,395 LONG, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID 1378 00:42:19,462 --> 00:42:21,796 WHAT GOES ON ON CAMPUSES IS 1379 00:42:21,862 --> 00:42:22,395 EXCESSIVE AND CRAZY, BUT WHO 1380 00:42:22,462 --> 00:42:25,929 GIVES A SHIT. 1381 00:42:25,995 --> 00:42:26,562 WELL, THIS BAKERY CARED BECAUSE 1382 00:42:26,629 --> 00:42:28,995 IT RUINED THEM. 1383 00:42:29,062 --> 00:42:30,362 TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER VERY QUICK 1384 00:42:30,429 --> 00:42:34,095 EXAMPLE, THERE IS A JORDANIAN- 1385 00:42:34,162 --> 00:42:37,729 AMERICAN WRITER, HERSELF A 1386 00:42:37,796 --> 00:42:38,395 SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, VERY 1387 00:42:38,462 --> 00:42:39,462 MUCH A PERSON OF THE LEFT. 1388 00:42:39,529 --> 00:42:40,629 SHE GOES ON THE METRO IN D.C., 1389 00:42:40,696 --> 00:42:43,329 TAKES A PICTURE OF A METRO 1390 00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:44,696 WORKER EATING A SANDWICH, WHICH 1391 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:45,729 IS I GUESS NOT ALLOWED UNDER 1392 00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:48,329 D.C. SUBWAY RULES. 1393 00:42:48,395 --> 00:42:49,762 POST A PICTURE OF IT. 1394 00:42:49,829 --> 00:42:51,295 THEN SHE GETS PILED ON, BECAUSE 1395 00:42:51,362 --> 00:42:52,929 THE WOMAN -- AND THE METRO 1396 00:42:52,995 --> 00:42:54,228 WORKER -- WAS BLACK, AND HOW CAN 1397 00:42:54,295 --> 00:42:54,929 YOU SHAME THIS PERSON. 1398 00:42:54,995 --> 00:42:58,195 IF THEY ARE RIGHT. 1399 00:42:58,262 --> 00:42:59,162 WHY WOULD YOU POSTED THAT 1400 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:00,362 PICTURE, IT'S RIDICULOUS FOR 1401 00:43:00,429 --> 00:43:01,796 THEY GO ON TO BASICALLY COME 1402 00:43:01,862 --> 00:43:03,429 INCESSANTLY, EVEN AFTER THE 1403 00:43:03,495 --> 00:43:04,662 WOMAN WHO POSTED THE PICTURE 1404 00:43:04,729 --> 00:43:05,262 APOLOGIZES, HER BOOK CONTRACT 1405 00:43:05,329 --> 00:43:07,362 GETS CANCELED. 1406 00:43:07,429 --> 00:43:09,062 SHE WENT INTO THE HOSPITAL FOR 1407 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,228 SEVERE ANXIETY AND PANIC, AND 1408 00:43:10,295 --> 00:43:12,062 EVEN COME I THINK, WENT BACK TO 1409 00:43:12,128 --> 00:43:12,662 JORDAN BECAUSE SHE FEARED FOR 1410 00:43:12,729 --> 00:43:14,829 HER LIFE. 1411 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:16,028 NOW SHE IS SUING THE BOOK 1412 00:43:16,095 --> 00:43:17,662 PUBLISHER FOR $11 MILLION, SEE 1413 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:18,862 HOW THAT ONE TURNS OUT. 1414 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:19,495 >> Bill: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING 1415 00:43:19,562 --> 00:43:21,595 ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW ON TWITTER? 1416 00:43:21,662 --> 00:43:23,295 JUST FOR SAYING THIS? 1417 00:43:23,362 --> 00:43:23,562 >> ME? 1418 00:43:23,629 --> 00:43:24,862 I HAVE NO IDEA. 1419 00:43:24,929 --> 00:43:26,362 HERE IS THE POINT: THE IDEA THAT 1420 00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:27,796 TWITTER IS NOT REAL LIFE AND 1421 00:43:27,862 --> 00:43:30,128 THAT TWITTER IS LIKE SOME FAKE 1422 00:43:30,195 --> 00:43:31,962 REALITY -- FIRST OF ALL, IT IS 1423 00:43:32,028 --> 00:43:33,362 BELIED BY THE FACT OF THIS 1424 00:43:33,429 --> 00:43:33,629 PRESIDENT. 1425 00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:35,829 BUT ALSO ANYONE WHO IS ON IT AND 1426 00:43:35,896 --> 00:43:36,429 SEES THE KIND OF REPUTATIONAL 1427 00:43:36,495 --> 00:43:38,562 DAMAGE IT CAN CAUSE, CERTAINLY 1428 00:43:38,629 --> 00:43:41,329 IN MY OWN LIFE -- KNOWS THAT IT 1429 00:43:41,395 --> 00:43:41,862 IS REAL. 1430 00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:43,595 >> WHY DOES ANYONE GO ON 1431 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:44,395 TWITTER? 1432 00:43:44,462 --> 00:43:45,028 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1433 00:43:45,095 --> 00:43:45,962 I'M NOT ON TWITTER. 1434 00:43:46,028 --> 00:43:47,829 >> YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE IS A 1435 00:43:47,896 --> 00:43:51,228 69-YEAR-OLD WITH A VERY GOOD WIG 1436 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:51,495 TO NOT -- 1437 00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:51,762 [LAUGHTER] 1438 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:53,128 [APPLAUSE] 1439 00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:57,162 >> IS NOT A WIG. 1440 00:43:57,228 --> 00:43:59,262 >> TO NOT BE ENGAGED. 1441 00:43:59,329 --> 00:44:00,762 BUT FOR A LOT OF YOUNGER PEOPLE, 1442 00:44:00,829 --> 00:44:01,762 THIS IS THE WAY THAT YOU PROMOTE 1443 00:44:01,829 --> 00:44:04,162 YOUR WORK. 1444 00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:06,729 >> IT IS ALSO THIS CULTURE OF 1445 00:44:06,796 --> 00:44:08,896 THE BULLYING, AND THE CALLING 1446 00:44:08,962 --> 00:44:09,829 OUT. 1447 00:44:09,896 --> 00:44:10,729 >> I AGREE. 1448 00:44:10,796 --> 00:44:11,896 >> I THINK THERE ARE MANY 1449 00:44:11,962 --> 00:44:13,262 WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT TWITTER, 1450 00:44:13,329 --> 00:44:14,395 BUT EVERYONE I KNOW WHO HAS BEEN 1451 00:44:14,462 --> 00:44:17,562 ON TWITTER AT ONE POINT GOES OFF 1452 00:44:17,629 --> 00:44:18,329 TWITTER -- 1453 00:44:18,395 --> 00:44:20,028 >> Bill: IT'S A PLACE YOU CAN 1454 00:44:20,095 --> 00:44:20,729 BE WITTY. 1455 00:44:20,796 --> 00:44:24,395 >> IF YOU SAY ANYTHING THAT IS 1456 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:24,696 REMOTELY -- 1457 00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:26,629 >> THE GOOD NEWS ON THE BAD 1458 00:44:26,696 --> 00:44:26,829 NEWS. 1459 00:44:26,896 --> 00:44:28,429 TWITTER GIVES YOU ACCESS TO THE 1460 00:44:28,495 --> 00:44:28,762 ENTIRE WORLD. 1461 00:44:28,829 --> 00:44:31,162 THE BAD NEWS IS THERE IS NO 1462 00:44:31,228 --> 00:44:31,395 EDITOR. 1463 00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:32,762 IT USED TO BE THERE WERE FIVE 1464 00:44:32,829 --> 00:44:33,962 MAINSTREAM JOURNALISTS IN THE 1465 00:44:34,028 --> 00:44:36,162 PAPERS, YOU COULD TRUST THEM TO 1466 00:44:36,228 --> 00:44:37,796 PASS JUDGMENT. 1467 00:44:37,862 --> 00:44:39,429 NOW, WITH TWITTER, EVERYBODY CAN 1468 00:44:39,495 --> 00:44:39,762 BE AN EDITOR. 1469 00:44:39,829 --> 00:44:41,629 EVERYBODY CAN BE A CRITIC. 1470 00:44:41,696 --> 00:44:43,128 SO YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. 1471 00:44:43,195 --> 00:44:44,696 YOU GET THE UPSIDE OF PUBLICITY, 1472 00:44:44,762 --> 00:44:45,295 THE DOWNSIDE OF THE IDIOCY OF 1473 00:44:45,362 --> 00:44:47,595 THE MASSES. 1474 00:44:47,662 --> 00:44:48,162 WAY THAT BALANCE. 1475 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:52,395 I WOULD NEVER DO IT. 1476 00:44:52,462 --> 00:44:55,662 >> I THINK IF YOU ARE ABLE TO 1477 00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:57,095 LOOK AT IT AND SAY THEY ARE 1478 00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:59,228 IDIOTS AND I DON'T CARE -- 1479 00:44:59,295 --> 00:45:01,495 >> YOU CAN DO THAT. 1480 00:45:01,562 --> 00:45:03,729 >> THE MUTE BUTTON, YOU CAN 1481 00:45:03,796 --> 00:45:04,329 UNFOLLOW PEOPLE APPEARED WITH 1482 00:45:04,395 --> 00:45:05,729 THE WHOLE ISSUE OF WHAT IS GOING 1483 00:45:05,796 --> 00:45:08,228 ON AT PLACES LIKE OBERLIN, OR 1484 00:45:08,295 --> 00:45:11,429 THE ATTEMPT TO BAN SHOULD 1485 00:45:11,495 --> 00:45:12,662 FLEE FROM THE SAN ANTONIO 1486 00:45:12,729 --> 00:45:13,629 AIRPORT, ALL OF IT. 1487 00:45:13,696 --> 00:45:15,995 I'M TIRED OF THE TERM "POLITICAL 1488 00:45:16,062 --> 00:45:17,529 CORRECTNESS." 1489 00:45:17,595 --> 00:45:20,462 IT IS LIKE PERFORMATIVE WOKENESS 1490 00:45:20,529 --> 00:45:20,729 WOKENESS. 1491 00:45:20,796 --> 00:45:24,162 IN OUR MONOCULTURE, WE HAVE TO 1492 00:45:24,228 --> 00:45:25,929 FIND A WAY TO HUMILIATE, TO 1493 00:45:25,995 --> 00:45:26,929 DRIVE PEOPLE OUT THAT WE 1494 00:45:26,995 --> 00:45:27,262 DISAGREE WITH. 1495 00:45:27,329 --> 00:45:28,462 AND I WILL TELL YOU THAT THERE 1496 00:45:28,529 --> 00:45:30,595 IS A HUGE BACKLASH OF ALL OF THE 1497 00:45:30,662 --> 00:45:32,395 ISSUES WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. 1498 00:45:32,462 --> 00:45:33,195 TALK ABOUT THIS POLITICAL 1499 00:45:33,262 --> 00:45:36,128 DIVIDE, THE FOLKS ON THE RIGHT 1500 00:45:36,195 --> 00:45:38,395 WERE BAILING ON LIBERALISM, MAKE 1501 00:45:38,462 --> 00:45:40,796 THIS THE '93 ELECTION. 1502 00:45:40,862 --> 00:45:41,896 THE LEFT WANTS TO DESTROY YOU, 1503 00:45:41,962 --> 00:45:44,395 THEY HATE YOU, THEY WANT TO TAKE 1504 00:45:44,462 --> 00:45:45,028 AWAY YOUR RIGHTS, DESTROY YOUR 1505 00:45:45,095 --> 00:45:46,796 BUSINESS. 1506 00:45:46,862 --> 00:45:48,362 UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR ANECDOTES 1507 00:45:48,429 --> 00:45:50,295 LIKE THIS THAT MAKE THAT 1508 00:45:50,362 --> 00:45:50,662 PLAUSIBLE. 1509 00:45:50,729 --> 00:45:52,195 THE OBERLIN CASE MIGHT BE A 1510 00:45:52,295 --> 00:45:53,162 TIPPING POINT, BECAUSE IT SHOWS 1511 00:45:53,195 --> 00:45:55,195 THERE IS A PRICE FOR THIS 1512 00:45:55,262 --> 00:45:55,929 BULLYING. 1513 00:45:56,028 --> 00:45:56,995 >> Bill: HOW DO WE GET 1514 00:45:57,062 --> 00:45:57,629 MAINSTREAM LIBERALS TO STAND UP 1515 00:45:57,662 --> 00:46:00,095 TO THAT FACTION? 1516 00:46:00,162 --> 00:46:02,529 >> PETE BUTTIGIEG DID SAY MAYBE 1517 00:46:02,595 --> 00:46:05,295 HE WOULD BE THE BRIDGE BETWEEN 1518 00:46:05,362 --> 00:46:07,395 THE GAY COMMUNITY AND 1519 00:46:07,462 --> 00:46:07,696 CHICK-FIL-A. 1520 00:46:07,762 --> 00:46:11,195 THIS WAS A POSITIVE MOMENT -- 1521 00:46:11,262 --> 00:46:13,696 MAYBE NOT -- BUT IT WAS -- 1522 00:46:13,762 --> 00:46:16,429 >> THE BAR IS SO LOW. 1523 00:46:16,495 --> 00:46:18,195 NO, IT'S TRUE. 1524 00:46:18,262 --> 00:46:21,762 >> WE ARE NOT GOING TO GET THAT 1525 00:46:21,829 --> 00:46:21,962 SOON. 1526 00:46:22,028 --> 00:46:24,529 THE REASON I SAY THAT IS WHEN 1527 00:46:24,595 --> 00:46:27,995 HARVARD FIRED THE DEAN THAT EVEN 1528 00:46:28,062 --> 00:46:31,028 HARVARD, THEY SAID THEY DON'T 1529 00:46:31,095 --> 00:46:33,762 RESPECT LAWYERS TO TAKE UNSAVORY 1530 00:46:33,829 --> 00:46:34,796 CLIENTS, THEY WERE CAVING FROM 1531 00:46:34,862 --> 00:46:36,429 THE SAME PRESSURE FROM STUDENTS. 1532 00:46:36,495 --> 00:46:37,829 THAT WAS A SPINELESS NEST. 1533 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:38,562 THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF WHAT 1534 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,329 THEY DID. 1535 00:46:40,395 --> 00:46:43,862 >> IT'S GOING ON EVERYWHERE. 1536 00:46:43,929 --> 00:46:45,595 >> THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 1537 00:46:45,662 --> 00:46:47,462 >> Bill: ALL RIGHT. 1538 00:46:47,529 --> 00:46:48,195 NO TIME LEFT. 1539 00:46:48,262 --> 00:46:52,796 "NEW RULES," EVERYBODY. 1540 00:46:52,862 --> 00:46:53,295 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1541 00:46:53,362 --> 00:46:53,495 OKAY. 1542 00:46:53,562 --> 00:46:59,862 GET READY TO LAUGH. 1543 00:46:59,929 --> 00:47:00,729 NEW RULE: NOT EVERY MOVIE SET IN 1544 00:47:00,796 --> 00:47:01,329 THE FUTURE HAS TO BE EITHER A 1545 00:47:01,395 --> 00:47:01,829 SUPER-CLEAN UTOPIA, OR A 1546 00:47:01,896 --> 00:47:03,362 SMOLDERING POST-APOCALYPSE. 1547 00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:03,896 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING IN 1548 00:47:03,962 --> 00:47:04,329 BETWEEN? 1549 00:47:04,395 --> 00:47:05,462 IT'S ALWAYS EITHER "THE EARTH IS 1550 00:47:05,529 --> 00:47:07,896 A GIANT APPLE STORE" OR "BURNING 1551 00:47:07,962 --> 00:47:17,028 MAN GOT WAY OUT OF CONTROL." 1552 00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:18,329 NEW RULE: IF YOU HAVE TO INSTALL 1553 00:47:18,395 --> 00:47:19,995 A SOUNDPROOF BOOTH IN YOUR 1554 00:47:20,062 --> 00:47:21,028 HIPSTER WORKPLACE SO EMPLOYEES 1555 00:47:21,095 --> 00:47:22,329 CAN HAVE A LITTLE PRIVACY, MAYBE 1556 00:47:22,395 --> 00:47:23,162 IT'S TIME TO CONSIDER THE HOT 1557 00:47:23,228 --> 00:47:24,295 NEW CONCEPT FOR THE OFFICE, 1558 00:47:24,362 --> 00:47:29,362 CALLED "ROOMS." 1559 00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:32,462 [LAUGHTER] 1560 00:47:32,529 --> 00:47:33,762 SEEN HERE IN THIS ARTIST'S 1561 00:47:33,829 --> 00:47:36,128 CONCEPTION. 1562 00:47:36,195 --> 00:47:38,429 YES, EVERY EMPLOYEE GETS THEIR 1563 00:47:38,495 --> 00:47:41,896 OWN "ROOM," WITH A "DOOR" THAT 1564 00:47:41,962 --> 00:47:43,228 CLOSES, SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO 1565 00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:44,062 LISTEN TO CHERYL TALK ABOUT HER 1566 00:47:44,128 --> 00:47:46,529 BOYFRIEND ALL DAY. 1567 00:47:46,595 --> 00:47:48,228 TRUE, THERE'S LESS INTERACTION 1568 00:47:48,295 --> 00:47:49,762 WITH OTHER PEOPLE, BUT ON THE 1569 00:47:49,829 --> 00:47:50,462 BRIGHT SIDE -- WAIT, THAT IS THE 1570 00:47:50,529 --> 00:47:53,862 BRIGHT SIDE. 1571 00:47:53,929 --> 00:47:54,128 [LAUGHTER] 1572 00:47:54,195 --> 00:47:58,796 [APPLAUSE] 1573 00:47:58,862 --> 00:48:00,462 NEW RULE: NOW THAT GEORGIA HAS 1574 00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:01,796 ALL BUT OUTLAWED ABORTION, 1575 00:48:01,862 --> 00:48:03,028 THEY'D BETTER PREPARE THEMSELVES 1576 00:48:03,095 --> 00:48:04,529 FOR MORE OF WHAT HAPPENED THIS 1577 00:48:04,595 --> 00:48:07,262 WEEK: A NEWBORN WAS SAVED AFTER 1578 00:48:07,329 --> 00:48:09,162 SOMEONE ABANDONED THE CHILD IN 1579 00:48:09,228 --> 00:48:09,896 THE WOODS IN A PLASTIC GROCERY 1580 00:48:09,962 --> 00:48:13,395 BAG. 1581 00:48:13,462 --> 00:48:14,228 WE HERE IN CALIFORNIA WOULD 1582 00:48:14,295 --> 00:48:15,362 NEVER STAND FOR SUCH A THING. 1583 00:48:15,429 --> 00:48:21,495 A PLASTIC BAG? 1584 00:48:21,562 --> 00:48:27,128 [LAUGHTER] 1585 00:48:27,195 --> 00:48:28,696 NEW RULE: THE MAKERS OF MAKE 1586 00:48:28,762 --> 00:48:31,095 YOUR OWN DILDO, THE 1587 00:48:31,162 --> 00:48:33,662 "DO-IT-YOURSELF MOLDING KIT" 1588 00:48:33,729 --> 00:48:35,629 THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CREATE A 1589 00:48:35,696 --> 00:48:40,028 "RUBBER COPY OF ANY PENIS AND 1590 00:48:40,095 --> 00:48:41,162 HAVE TO TELL US WHY THE 1591 00:48:41,228 --> 00:48:41,929 GUY ON THEIR BOX LOOKS LIKE HE'S 1592 00:48:41,995 --> 00:48:44,729 PROPOSING WITH IT. 1593 00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:45,796 [LAUGHTER] 1594 00:48:45,862 --> 00:48:46,495 AND WHAT EXACTLY IS SHE SUPPOSED 1595 00:48:46,562 --> 00:48:47,429 TO SAY? 1596 00:48:47,495 --> 00:48:48,295 "YOUR DICK? 1597 00:48:48,362 --> 00:48:48,929 WITHOUT YOU ATTACHED TO THE END 1598 00:48:48,995 --> 00:48:49,429 OF IT? 1599 00:48:49,495 --> 00:48:49,862 YES! 1600 00:48:49,929 --> 00:48:50,629 YES! 1601 00:48:50,696 --> 00:48:56,562 A HUNDRED TIMES YES!" 1602 00:48:56,595 --> 00:49:02,796 [APPLAUSE] 1603 00:49:02,862 --> 00:49:03,796 NEW RULE: AUGUSTIN ALANIS, THE 1604 00:49:03,862 --> 00:49:04,429 30-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN WHO HAS 1605 00:49:04,495 --> 00:49:05,195 SEEN THE MOVIE 1606 00:49:05,262 --> 00:49:07,395 "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" 114 TIMES 1607 00:49:07,462 --> 00:49:09,662 MUST NOT TELL ME HOW IT ENDS. 1608 00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:11,595 OR BEGINS. 1609 00:49:11,662 --> 00:49:13,462 OR WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE. 1610 00:49:13,529 --> 00:49:17,195 BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 1611 00:49:17,262 --> 00:49:17,462 [LAUGHTER] 1612 00:49:17,529 --> 00:49:21,562 [APPLAUSE] 1613 00:49:21,629 --> 00:49:22,696 BUT I DO HAVE A SPOILER ALERT 1614 00:49:22,762 --> 00:49:23,862 FOR YOU, AUGUSTIN ALANIS. 1615 00:49:23,929 --> 00:49:29,995 YOU DIE ALONE. 1616 00:49:30,062 --> 00:49:34,362 [LAUGHTER] 1617 00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:38,195 A LITTLE MEAN. 1618 00:49:38,262 --> 00:49:39,095 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE: LET'S USE 1619 00:49:39,162 --> 00:49:39,896 FATHER'S DAY TO ASK REPUBLICANS 1620 00:49:39,962 --> 00:49:41,162 HOW THE "DADDY PARTY" WENT FROM 1621 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:47,862 THESE GUYS TO THIS GUY. 1622 00:49:47,929 --> 00:49:49,295 YES, SUNDAY IS FATHER'S DAY, AND 1623 00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:50,462 IT REMINDED ME THAT POLITICAL 1624 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,162 WONKS AND PUNDITS HAVE ALWAYS 1625 00:49:52,228 --> 00:49:52,762 REFERRED TO REPUBLICANS AS THE 1626 00:49:52,829 --> 00:49:53,962 DADDY PARTY. 1627 00:49:54,028 --> 00:49:54,729 DEMOCRATS? 1628 00:49:54,796 --> 00:49:56,462 THEY WERE THE MOMMY PARTY: 1629 00:49:56,529 --> 00:49:57,362 THE NURTURERS, THE CARETAKERS, 1630 00:49:57,429 --> 00:49:59,896 THE COMPASSIONATE ONES. 1631 00:49:59,962 --> 00:50:02,228 DEMOCRATS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR 1632 00:50:02,295 --> 00:50:03,696 HEALTH CARE AND EDUCATION, AND 1633 00:50:03,762 --> 00:50:08,262 REPUBLICANS WERE ALL ABOUT 1634 00:50:08,329 --> 00:50:08,696 SECURITY AND FISCAL 1635 00:50:08,762 --> 00:50:09,796 RESPONSIBILITY. 1636 00:50:09,862 --> 00:50:10,995 AND THEY USED TO TAKE THEIR ROLE 1637 00:50:11,062 --> 00:50:12,028 BEING THE DADDY PARTY VERY 1638 00:50:12,095 --> 00:50:13,062 SERIOUSLY: THE NO-NONSENSE, 1639 00:50:13,128 --> 00:50:14,495 KEEP-YOU-SAFE, PAY-THE-BILLS 1640 00:50:14,562 --> 00:50:20,429 PARTY. 1641 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,429 BUT REPUBLICANS REALLY AREN'T 1642 00:50:22,495 --> 00:50:23,262 THE DADDY PARTY ANYMORE. 1643 00:50:23,329 --> 00:50:28,095 THEY'RE MORE LIKE THE ABSENTEE 1644 00:50:28,162 --> 00:50:31,462 DADDY PARTY. 1645 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,228 GOING THROUGH THE MIDLIFE 1646 00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:34,028 CRISIS, MAKING BAD DECISIONS 1647 00:50:34,095 --> 00:50:35,562 WITH ALL THIS PRETEND 1648 00:50:35,629 --> 00:50:36,162 CONFIDENCE. 1649 00:50:36,228 --> 00:50:36,862 IT'S LIKE THE ENTIRE PARTY IS 1650 00:50:36,929 --> 00:50:38,195 WEARING A TOUPEE. 1651 00:50:38,262 --> 00:50:39,028 UNDER TRUMP, THEY'VE BECOME THE 1652 00:50:39,095 --> 00:50:43,262 "DEADBEAT DAD" PARTY. 1653 00:50:43,329 --> 00:50:45,662 THE DAD WHO SPENDS MONEY WE 1654 00:50:45,729 --> 00:50:47,195 DON'T HAVE AND WHO BLOWS THE 1655 00:50:47,262 --> 00:50:48,696 FAMILY BUDGET ON STUPID SHIT, 1656 00:50:48,762 --> 00:50:52,329 LIKE A WALL WE DON'T NEED. 1657 00:50:52,395 --> 00:50:57,595 [APPLAUSE] 1658 00:50:57,662 --> 00:51:02,862 THIS DAD HANGS OUT WITH THE 1659 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:03,395 WRONG CROWD, ALIENATES THE 1660 00:51:03,462 --> 00:51:04,896 NEIGHBORS. 1661 00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:06,295 CANADA AND MEXICO? 1662 00:51:06,362 --> 00:51:07,128 WE USED TO GET A LONG GREAT WITH 1663 00:51:07,195 --> 00:51:07,829 THEM, AND NOW THEY BRING THE 1664 00:51:07,896 --> 00:51:08,862 KIDS INSIDE WHEN THEY SEE US 1665 00:51:08,929 --> 00:51:11,962 COMING. 1666 00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:13,095 AND WHAT KIND OF DAD DOESN'T 1667 00:51:13,162 --> 00:51:16,162 KEEP UP WITH ROUTINE REPAIRS? 1668 00:51:16,228 --> 00:51:17,128 YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PRESIDENT 1669 00:51:17,195 --> 00:51:22,228 WHO'S LET THE PLACE GO WHEN YOUR 1670 00:51:22,295 --> 00:51:22,862 WIFE HAS HAD MORE WORK DONE THAN 1671 00:51:22,929 --> 00:51:25,295 THE ROADS AND THE BRIDGES. 1672 00:51:25,362 --> 00:51:31,729 [APPLAUSE] 1673 00:51:31,796 --> 00:51:32,862 AND THIS ISN'T A PERSONAL ATTACK 1674 00:51:32,929 --> 00:51:34,228 ON TRUMP AS AN ACTUAL FATHER. 1675 00:51:34,295 --> 00:51:36,062 HE CLEARLY HAS A SUPPORTIVE, 1676 00:51:36,128 --> 00:51:37,796 LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH 1677 00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:41,696 ONE-FIFTH OF HIS CHILDREN. 1678 00:51:41,762 --> 00:51:43,495 [LAUGHTER] 1679 00:51:43,562 --> 00:51:54,028 BUT SOMEONE HAS TO EXPLAIN TO ME 1680 00:51:54,095 --> 00:51:58,429 WHY, AT TRUMP RALLIES, THEY SEE 1681 00:51:58,495 --> 00:52:03,228 TRUMP AS A FATHER FIGURE. 1682 00:52:03,295 --> 00:52:03,862 THEY REALLY SEE HIM AS A FATHER 1683 00:52:03,929 --> 00:52:04,095 FIGURE. 1684 00:52:04,162 --> 00:52:05,462 YOU KNOW, A STRONG-BUT-QUIET, 1685 00:52:05,529 --> 00:52:06,162 STRICT-BUT-FAIR MAN WHO GETS UP 1686 00:52:06,228 --> 00:52:08,929 IN THE MORNING, PUTS ON 2 POUNDS 1687 00:52:08,995 --> 00:52:10,796 OF CONCEALER. 1688 00:52:10,862 --> 00:52:11,495 INFLATES HIS HAIR, 1689 00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:12,128 AND SPENDS THE DAY TWEETING LIKE 1690 00:52:12,195 --> 00:52:14,062 A MEAN GIRL. 1691 00:52:14,128 --> 00:52:15,562 ATTICUS FINCH? 1692 00:52:15,629 --> 00:52:19,829 MEET FATTICUS BITCH. 1693 00:52:19,896 --> 00:52:26,228 [APPLAUSE] 1694 00:52:26,295 --> 00:52:28,595 BACK WHEN MILO WAS A THING, HE 1695 00:52:28,662 --> 00:52:31,829 USED TO LITERALLY CALL TRUMP 1696 00:52:31,896 --> 00:52:33,429 "PRESIDENT DADDY," BUT HE WAS 1697 00:52:33,495 --> 00:52:34,095 HARDLY THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT 1698 00:52:34,162 --> 00:52:34,995 OF HIM THAT WAY. 1699 00:52:35,062 --> 00:52:36,128 JERRY FALWELL JR. SAID OF TRUMP, 1700 00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:36,729 "HE REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF MY 1701 00:52:36,796 --> 00:52:39,462 FATHER." 1702 00:52:39,529 --> 00:52:40,062 YES, BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH CON 1703 00:52:40,128 --> 00:52:44,395 MEN. 1704 00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:49,329 [APPLAUSE] 1705 00:52:49,395 --> 00:52:50,062 KANYE WEST THINKS TRUMP 1706 00:52:50,128 --> 00:52:53,729 IS THE FATHER HE NEVER HAD. 1707 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,262 >> YOU KNOW, MY DAD AND MY MOM 1708 00:52:55,329 --> 00:52:57,796 SEPARATED, SO I DIDN'T HAVE A 1709 00:52:57,862 --> 00:53:00,429 LOT OF MALE ENERGY IN MY HOME. 1710 00:53:00,495 --> 00:53:01,629 IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT WHEN I 1711 00:53:01,696 --> 00:53:02,329 PUT THIS HAT ON, IT MADE ME FEEL 1712 00:53:02,395 --> 00:53:10,028 LIKE SUPERMAN. 1713 00:53:10,095 --> 00:53:12,429 >> Bill: OF COURSE HE LOVES US 1714 00:53:12,495 --> 00:53:13,995 BEFORE, HE'S A SUCKER FOR A 1715 00:53:14,062 --> 00:53:16,629 GIANT ASS. 1716 00:53:16,696 --> 00:53:23,796 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1717 00:53:23,862 --> 00:53:26,062 AS FOR THOSE OF US JUST TRYING 1718 00:53:26,128 --> 00:53:28,295 TO SURVIVE IN THIS AMERICAN 1719 00:53:28,362 --> 00:53:29,462 FAMILY, WE HAVE TO COME TO TERMS 1720 00:53:29,529 --> 00:53:32,862 WITH THE REALITY THAT THE DADDY 1721 00:53:32,929 --> 00:53:34,295 PARTY IS THE ASSHOLE DAD PARTY 1722 00:53:34,362 --> 00:53:35,228 NOW, AND THE PATRIARCH OF IT ALL 1723 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:36,662 IS A HOT MESS. 1724 00:53:36,729 --> 00:53:38,862 YOU KNOW IT HAPPENS WHEN DADDY 1725 00:53:38,929 --> 00:53:42,595 IS A USELESS PIECE OF CRAP? 1726 00:53:42,662 --> 00:53:43,796 MOM HAS TO TAKE OVER. 1727 00:53:43,862 --> 00:53:45,062 THAT IS WHY DEMOCRATS, THEY ARE 1728 00:53:45,128 --> 00:53:46,429 NO LONGER THE MOMMY PARTY. 1729 00:53:46,495 --> 00:53:48,862 THEY ARE SINGLE MOTHER PARTY. 1730 00:53:48,929 --> 00:53:54,062 [APPLAUSE] 1731 00:53:54,128 --> 00:53:56,262 THEY ARE THE PARTY THAT HAS TO 1732 00:53:56,329 --> 00:53:57,729 WORK TWO JOBS BECAUSE DADDY WENT 1733 00:53:57,796 --> 00:53:58,796 OUT FOR CIGARETTES AND NEVER 1734 00:53:58,862 --> 00:53:59,962 CAME BACK. 1735 00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:01,762 [LAUGHTER] 1736 00:54:01,829 --> 00:54:02,495 THE SINGLE MOTHER PARTY IS THE 1737 00:54:02,562 --> 00:54:03,329 ONLY ONE THAT CARES ABOUT THE 1738 00:54:03,395 --> 00:54:07,062 KIDS' FUTURE. 1739 00:54:07,128 --> 00:54:08,796 THE REPUBLICANS, THEY ARE THE 1740 00:54:08,862 --> 00:54:09,796 PARTY OF THE KOCH BROTHERS. 1741 00:54:09,862 --> 00:54:11,529 POLLUTE ALL YOU WANT TO NOW, 1742 00:54:11,595 --> 00:54:12,629 BECAUSE TOMORROW IS NOT OUR 1743 00:54:12,696 --> 00:54:12,962 PROBLEM. 1744 00:54:13,028 --> 00:54:14,228 WE'LL BE GONE. 1745 00:54:14,295 --> 00:54:15,329 WHEN TRUMP WAS IN ENGLAND LAST 1746 00:54:15,395 --> 00:54:16,962 WEEK, HE WAS AMAZED AT 1747 00:54:17,028 --> 00:54:17,595 PRINCE CHARLES' CONCERN FOR THE 1748 00:54:17,662 --> 00:54:20,228 PLANET AND ITS LONGEVITY. 1749 00:54:20,295 --> 00:54:24,929 >> HE IS REALLY INTO CLIMATE 1750 00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:25,995 CHANGE, AND WHAT HE REALLY FEELS 1751 00:54:26,062 --> 00:54:29,562 WARMLY ABOUT IS THE FUTURE. 1752 00:54:29,629 --> 00:54:34,595 [LAUGHTER] 1753 00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:39,262 >> Bill: WHAT A WEIRDO, HUH? 1754 00:54:39,329 --> 00:54:40,529 CARING ABOUT THE FUTURE? 1755 00:54:40,595 --> 00:54:41,095 BILL BARR WAS RECENTLY ASKED 1756 00:54:41,162 --> 00:54:41,495 ABOUT HIS LEGACY. 1757 00:54:41,562 --> 00:54:42,362 DOESN'T CARE. 1758 00:54:42,429 --> 00:54:44,028 HE SAID, "I AM AT THE END OF MY 1759 00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:44,295 CAREER. 1760 00:54:44,362 --> 00:54:47,696 EVERYONE DIES." 1761 00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:48,295 RUDY GIULIANI SAID THE SAME 1762 00:54:48,362 --> 00:54:51,462 THING. 1763 00:54:51,495 --> 00:54:52,629 I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY LEGACY. 1764 00:54:52,662 --> 00:54:54,462 I'LL BE DEAD. 1765 00:54:54,562 --> 00:54:55,629 WHICH IS SHOCKING. 1766 00:54:55,696 --> 00:54:59,262 I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD. 1767 00:54:59,329 --> 00:54:59,529 [LAUGHTER] 1768 00:54:59,595 --> 00:55:06,262 [APPLAUSE] 1769 00:55:06,329 --> 00:55:07,095 SO, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, BUT 1770 00:55:07,162 --> 00:55:08,295 KEEP IN MIND, IF REPUBLICANS 1771 00:55:08,362 --> 00:55:09,028 MADE A COMMERCIAL FOR 1772 00:55:09,095 --> 00:55:09,595 LIFE INSURANCE, IT WOULD GO 1773 00:55:09,662 --> 00:55:13,662 LIKE THIS. 1774 00:55:13,729 --> 00:55:14,562 YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY. 1775 00:55:14,629 --> 00:55:15,295 BUT WHAT IF YOU WEREN'T THERE TO 1776 00:55:15,362 --> 00:55:21,162 TAKE CARE OF THEM? 1777 00:55:21,228 --> 00:55:22,395 OH, WELL, SHIT HAPPENS. 1778 00:55:22,462 --> 00:55:27,162 OK, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1779 00:55:27,228 --> 00:55:27,796 I'LL BE AT THE MIRAGE IN VEGAS, 1780 00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:28,395 SEPTEMBER 6TH AND 7TH, AT THE 1781 00:55:28,462 --> 00:55:28,995 SMART FINANCIAL CENTER IN 1782 00:55:29,062 --> 00:55:29,629 SUGAR LAND, TX, SEPTEMBER 21ST, 1783 00:55:29,696 --> 00:55:30,228 AND AT THE CIVIC CENTER MUSIC 1784 00:55:30,295 --> 00:55:30,696 HALL IN OKLAHOMA CITY, 1785 00:55:30,762 --> 00:55:31,062 SEPTEMBER 22ND. 1786 00:55:31,128 --> 00:55:31,629 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS, 1787 00:55:31,696 --> 00:55:32,462 CHARLES SYKES, BARI WEISS, 1788 00:55:32,529 --> 00:55:33,195 ELIOT SPITZER, MARTIN SHORT, AND 1789 00:55:33,262 --> 00:55:33,762 GEORGE WILL. 1790 00:55:33,829 --> 00:55:34,696 STAY TUNED FOR "OVERTIME" ON 1791 00:55:34,762 --> 00:55:38,462 YOUTUBE. 1792 00:55:38,529 --> 00:55:39,595 THANK YOU! 1793 00:55:39,662 --> 00:55:42,495 ♪ ♪ 1794 00:55:42,562 --> 00:55:51,762 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1795 00:55:51,829 --> 00:56:07,295 ♪ ♪