1 00:00:07,993 --> 00:00:08,760 >> START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:08,827 --> 00:00:22,327 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:22,393 --> 00:00:34,993 [APPLAUSE] 4 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:36,360 >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 5 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,093 SIT DOWN. 6 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:41,327 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 7 00:00:41,393 --> 00:00:45,260 WHAT A CROWD. 8 00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:45,760 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:48,827 I APPRECIATE YOU -- THANK YOU. 10 00:00:48,894 --> 00:00:51,060 LOVE YOU TOO. 11 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:52,460 APPRECIATE YOU PUTTING ON THE 12 00:00:52,527 --> 00:00:53,593 SPRAY FACE, BECAUSE THAT'S A 13 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:53,860 TOUGH DAY. 14 00:00:53,927 --> 00:00:55,993 JOHN HICKENLOOPER -- 15 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:59,226 [LAUGHTER] 16 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,360 HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE 17 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:02,627 PRESIDENTIAL RACE. 18 00:01:02,694 --> 00:01:04,960 IT WAS A HUGE BLOW TO HIS 19 00:01:05,026 --> 00:01:07,193 SUPPORTER. 20 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:08,193 [LAUGHTER] 21 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:09,126 BUT HE SAID HE JUST WANTS TO GO 22 00:01:09,193 --> 00:01:16,260 BACK TO WHAT HE DOES BEST, 23 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:18,527 LOOPING HICKENS. 24 00:01:18,593 --> 00:01:21,260 [APPLAUSE] 25 00:01:21,327 --> 00:01:25,260 TRUMP HAS BEEN TWEETING ABOUT ME 26 00:01:25,327 --> 00:01:27,060 AND TALKING ABOUT ME AT HIS 27 00:01:27,126 --> 00:01:28,226 RALLIES, SO MY ANXIETY LEVEL IS 28 00:01:28,293 --> 00:01:30,694 VERY HIGH. 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,894 I'M HOPING HE WILL GET 30 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,427 DISTRACTED BY HIS NEW PLAN, I'M 31 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:36,860 NOT MAKING THIS UP, HE WANTS TO 32 00:01:36,927 --> 00:01:37,193 BUY GREENLAND. 33 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:42,260 AND RENAME IT NEW IVANKA. 34 00:01:42,327 --> 00:01:42,493 REALLY. 35 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:47,493 HE WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND. 36 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,993 OH, HE HAD TWO NUERNBERG RALLIES 37 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:52,060 THIS WEEK. 38 00:01:52,126 --> 00:01:53,827 THE HIGHLIGHT FOR ME IS THE ONE 39 00:01:53,894 --> 00:01:55,460 LAST NIGHT, HE TOLD A 40 00:01:55,527 --> 00:01:57,794 PRO-CHESTER, YOU HAVE A WEIGHT 41 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,493 PROBLEM. 42 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:04,760 THAT'S LIKE MOCKING VIRGINS AT 43 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:05,393 COMIC-CON. 44 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:09,493 HE POINTED TO A GUY, AND HE 45 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,060 SAID, THAT GUY HAS A SERIOUS 46 00:02:12,126 --> 00:02:13,894 WEIGHT PROBLEM, GO HOME AND 47 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,660 START EXERCISING. 48 00:02:15,727 --> 00:02:16,993 ALSO, PAY YOUR TAXES, READ A 49 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:20,460 BOOK, AND STAY MARRIED. 50 00:02:20,527 --> 00:02:25,360 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 51 00:02:25,427 --> 00:02:27,026 BUT HE BROKE ANOTHER NORM THIS 52 00:02:27,093 --> 00:02:28,393 WEEK WHEN HE PRESSURED ANOTHER 53 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:32,260 COUNTRY, ISRAEL, TO NOT LET IN 54 00:02:32,327 --> 00:02:33,493 TWO CONGRESSPEOPLE -- THIS NEVER 55 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:33,860 HAPPENED BEFORE. 56 00:02:33,927 --> 00:02:34,894 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THE 57 00:02:34,993 --> 00:02:37,694 STORY, BUT CONGRESSWOMAN RASHIDA 58 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,794 TLAIB FROM DETROIT, I BELIEVE, 59 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:42,894 WANTED TO GO TO THE WEST BANK, 60 00:02:42,927 --> 00:02:44,360 WHERE HER GRANDMOTHER LIVES, AND 61 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:46,827 TRUMP TOLD ISRAEL THEY SHOULDN'T 62 00:02:46,894 --> 00:02:48,460 LET HER IN, AND ISRAEL -- AT 63 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,727 THEIR FINEST MOMENT -- THAT SHE 64 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:50,627 COULDN'T COME IN PIT THAN THEY 65 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:52,660 GOT BLOWBACK, SO THEY SAID SHE 66 00:02:52,727 --> 00:02:52,993 COULD COME. 67 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:54,660 AND THEN SHE GOT BLOWBACK 68 00:02:54,727 --> 00:02:57,360 BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING 69 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:58,393 TO GO, SO SHE'S NOT GOING TO GO. 70 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:03,260 IT'S SO CONFUSING, THE RACISTS 71 00:03:03,327 --> 00:03:04,727 AT HIS RALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO 72 00:03:04,794 --> 00:03:04,927 CHANT. 73 00:03:04,993 --> 00:03:09,327 [APPLAUSE] 74 00:03:09,393 --> 00:03:13,493 "SEND HER BACK." 75 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,193 "DON'T SEND HER BACK?" 76 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:19,260 I'M SORRY -- LOCK HER UP? 77 00:03:19,327 --> 00:03:21,660 AND TRUMP NEVER INFORMED, 78 00:03:21,727 --> 00:03:22,293 REALLY, ABOUT ANY FOREIGN 79 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,927 COUNTRY, DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT 80 00:03:24,993 --> 00:03:26,160 ISRAEL APPEARED WHEN HE WENT TO 81 00:03:26,226 --> 00:03:27,927 THE WAILING WALL, HE BROUGHT A 82 00:03:27,993 --> 00:03:28,160 HARPOON. 83 00:03:28,226 --> 00:03:31,493 HE'S NOT WELL-INFORMED. 84 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,827 AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND TRUMP'S 85 00:03:32,894 --> 00:03:34,860 FOLLOWERS ON THIS KIND OF STUFF, 86 00:03:34,927 --> 00:03:35,827 BECAUSE THEY HATE FOREIGNERS, 87 00:03:35,894 --> 00:03:36,760 THEY HATE ON THEIR RELIGIONS, 88 00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:38,360 AND THEY HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK 89 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,560 THEY ARE SO SMART, BUT THEY LOVE 90 00:03:40,627 --> 00:03:43,627 THE JEWS. 91 00:03:43,694 --> 00:03:45,794 I GUESS YOU'LL THINK ABOUT THAT 92 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:46,260 ONE ON THE WAY HOME. 93 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:49,827 [LAUGHTER] 94 00:03:49,894 --> 00:03:52,293 BUT TRUMP, THE FINANCIAL GENIUS, 95 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,493 IS DRIVING THE ECONOMY OVER A 96 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:53,694 CLIFF. 97 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,627 HAVE YOU SEEN THAT? 98 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:56,827 FOR YEARS, EVERY ONE OF THE 99 00:03:56,894 --> 00:03:58,460 WORLD ECONOMIES HAS BEEN DOING 100 00:03:58,527 --> 00:04:00,660 FUCKING GREAT, GROWING! 101 00:04:00,727 --> 00:04:01,427 NOBODY, THEY SAID, COULD SCREWED 102 00:04:01,493 --> 00:04:03,593 UP. 103 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,260 [LAUGHS] 104 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,960 ENTER TRUMP SAYING "HOLD MY 105 00:04:07,026 --> 00:04:07,160 BEER." 106 00:04:07,226 --> 00:04:15,060 [APPLAUSE] 107 00:04:15,126 --> 00:04:17,593 'S NEW SLOGAN IS "MAKE AMERICA 108 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,993 ATLANTIC CITY AGAIN." 109 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,293 [LAUGHTER] 110 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,427 WELL, DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED 111 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:26,226 IN THE STOCK MARKET THIS WEEK? 112 00:04:26,293 --> 00:04:27,493 I SPENT MORE TIME GASPING FOR 113 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:31,760 BREATH THAN JEFFREY EPSTEIN. 114 00:04:31,827 --> 00:04:32,026 [LAUGHTER] 115 00:04:32,093 --> 00:04:43,260 [APPLAUSE] 116 00:04:43,327 --> 00:04:47,260 OOHING INTO APPLAUSE, DON'T 117 00:04:47,327 --> 00:04:47,627 HEAR THAT A LOT. 118 00:04:47,694 --> 00:04:50,794 JEFFREY EPSTEIN WAS FOUND DEAD 119 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:51,927 IN HIS JAIL CELL, THEY SAY 120 00:04:51,993 --> 00:04:56,894 AMERICA CAN'T DO ANYTHING MORE. 121 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,493 ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR 122 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 HAS CALLED FOR A THOROUGH 123 00:05:00,627 --> 00:05:02,460 INVESTIGATION WHICH HE HAS 124 00:05:02,527 --> 00:05:04,193 ALREADY WRITTEN A SUMMARY FOR. 125 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:04,593 I DON'T GET THAT. 126 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:07,727 [APPLAUSE] 127 00:05:07,794 --> 00:05:09,460 AND, OF COURSE, THE CONSPIRACY 128 00:05:09,527 --> 00:05:10,460 THEORIES ARE ABOUNDING ALREADY, 129 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:13,794 BECAUSE THIS JEFFREY EPSTEIN GUY 130 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:16,193 KNEW EVERYBODY. 131 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:16,927 CLINTON, TRUMP, PRINCE ANDREW, 132 00:05:16,993 --> 00:05:17,960 ALAN DERSHOWITZ, IT WAS A 133 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:24,627 WHO'S WHO OF EW, EW. 134 00:05:24,694 --> 00:05:28,460 THIS EPSTEIN GUY WAS A WEIRDO. 135 00:05:28,527 --> 00:05:29,993 BESIDE THE PEDOPHILIA, BESIDES 136 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:32,226 THE SEX ISLAND, BESIDES THE 137 00:05:32,293 --> 00:05:33,894 PLAIN, THOUGH LEWDLY TO 138 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,260 EXPRESS, THEY CALLED IT, HE HAD 139 00:05:35,327 --> 00:05:37,860 A RANCH IN NEW MEXICO -- DID YOU 140 00:05:37,927 --> 00:05:38,660 HERE THIS? 141 00:05:38,727 --> 00:05:40,660 WHERE HE WAS GATHERING 142 00:05:40,727 --> 00:05:41,760 SCIENTISTS AND NUBILE YOUNG 143 00:05:41,827 --> 00:05:43,393 WOMEN AT A PLAN TO REPOPULATE 144 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:47,427 THE EARTH FROM HIS SPOHN. 145 00:05:47,493 --> 00:05:52,226 [AUDIENCE REACTS] 146 00:05:52,293 --> 00:05:53,894 AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER SAID 147 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:54,460 OR YOU COULD JUST HOP ON THE 148 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:54,660 MAID. 149 00:05:54,727 --> 00:06:01,260 [APPLAUSE] 150 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,393 [LAUGHTER] 151 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,460 OF COURSE, TRUMP, THE CONSPIRACY 152 00:06:05,527 --> 00:06:07,160 THEORIST, RE-TWEETING THAT THE 153 00:06:07,226 --> 00:06:10,694 CLINTONS KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN. 154 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,060 I MEAN COME OF ALL OF THE RIGHT 155 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:12,794 WING CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT 156 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,960 HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND, THIS 157 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,827 IS THE STUPIDEST, THE IDEA THAT 158 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:18,160 THE CLINTONS GO AROUND KILLING 159 00:06:18,226 --> 00:06:19,160 THEIR ENEMIES. 160 00:06:19,226 --> 00:06:20,593 FIRST OF ALL, IT MAKES THEM LOOK 161 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:20,794 COOL. 162 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:26,393 [LAUGHTER] 163 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,860 NOBODY EVER ACCUSED MITT ROMNEY 164 00:06:27,927 --> 00:06:34,860 OF MURDERING HIS WAY TO THE TOP. 165 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,593 AND, FINALLY, CONGRESSMAN STEVE 166 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,226 KING -- NOT STEPHEN KING THE 167 00:06:38,293 --> 00:06:38,993 AUTHOR, HE'S THE SECOND SCARIEST 168 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:39,293 STEVE KING 169 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,260 . 170 00:06:42,327 --> 00:06:43,727 THIS GUY OUTDOES HIMSELF. 171 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,460 HE SAID HUMANITY, THIS WEEK, 172 00:06:45,527 --> 00:06:46,560 THIS WAS HIS QUOTE -- NOT A 173 00:06:46,627 --> 00:06:48,393 QUOTE COME I'M PARAPHRASING. 174 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:52,093 VANITY MIGHT NOT EXIST IF NOT 175 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:52,760 FOR RAPE AND INCEST THROUGHOUT 176 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:55,026 HUMAN HISTORY. 177 00:06:55,093 --> 00:06:56,460 AND THEN HIS SISTER BOLTED OUT 178 00:06:56,527 --> 00:06:58,393 OF THE ROOM. 179 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,293 [LAUGHTER] 180 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,293 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. 181 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:02,894 BETSY WOODRUFF, CARL HULSE, 182 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:03,660 AND RICK WILSON ARE HERE. 183 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:04,393 AND A LITTLE LATER, WE'LL BE 184 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:04,993 SPEAKING WITH OUR FRIEND FROM 185 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:09,694 RUN THE JEWELS, KILLER MIKE. 186 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:09,993 [APPLAUSE] 187 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,694 BUT FIRST UP, HE'S THE 188 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:13,360 DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM 189 00:07:13,427 --> 00:07:13,894 RHODE ISLAND AND 190 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,593 AUTHOR OF "CAPTURED: THE 191 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,126 CORPORATE INFILTRATION OF 192 00:07:16,193 --> 00:07:16,894 AMERICAN DEMOCRACY," NOW OUT IN 193 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,226 PAPERBACK, SHELDON WHITEHOUSE. 194 00:07:20,293 --> 00:07:24,527 [APPLAUSE] 195 00:07:24,593 --> 00:07:27,794 SENATOR, HOW ARE YOU? 196 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:30,093 >> ALL RIGHT, MOST GOOD TO BE 197 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:30,660 HERE. 198 00:07:30,727 --> 00:07:31,360 >> Bill: WHY AREN'T YOU 199 00:07:31,427 --> 00:07:33,993 RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? 200 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,527 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 201 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:37,260 SPEAK OF THE SLOGAN IS SO EASY. 202 00:07:37,327 --> 00:07:40,460 >> Bill: WHITE HOUSE, RIGHT. 203 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,894 >> PUT ONE IN THERE. 204 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:43,593 >> Bill: THEY SAY EVERY 205 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,327 SENATOR LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AND 206 00:07:45,393 --> 00:07:46,293 SEES A PRESIDENT. 207 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,927 >> WE ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A 208 00:07:47,993 --> 00:07:49,860 SHORTAGE OF CANDIDATES. 209 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,860 >> Bill: I WANT TO GET INTO 210 00:07:51,927 --> 00:07:52,260 THAT. 211 00:07:52,327 --> 00:07:53,927 YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO I THINK IS 212 00:07:53,993 --> 00:07:54,860 GOOD BECAUSE YOU DO CRITICIZE 213 00:07:54,927 --> 00:07:55,393 YOUR OWN PARTY, AND THAT 214 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,694 I THIY 215 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,960 NEED A LOT OF RACISM HERE THE 216 00:08:01,026 --> 00:08:01,894 2009 BIPARTISAN COME I THINK IT 217 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:02,293 WAS, CLIMATE BILL. 218 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,694 DO YOU THINK THE EMMA KRATZ 219 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,026 COULD HAVE GOTTEN MUCH DONE? 220 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:06,794 >> YEAH. 221 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:08,226 >> Bill: SO WHAT HAPPENED? 222 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:10,427 >> IT WAS THROUGH THE HOUSE, 223 00:08:10,493 --> 00:08:11,493 GOD BLESS NANCY PELOSI FOR 224 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,493 GETTING IT DONE. 225 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,527 IT COST A FEW DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS 226 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,727 OF CONGRESS THEIR JOB TO DO IT, 227 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,393 BUT THEY DID. 228 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,493 IT CAME OVER TO THE SENATE, AND 229 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,727 WE NEVER TOOK UP ANYTHING. 230 00:08:19,794 --> 00:08:22,093 >> Bill: WHY? 231 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,794 >> YOU CAN DO JUST PRACTICALLY 232 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,660 AN EMPTY BILL TO GET IT INTO 233 00:08:25,727 --> 00:08:26,260 CONFERENCE, THEN WORK ON 234 00:08:26,327 --> 00:08:26,527 SOMETHING. 235 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:31,993 I THINK THERE WAS CONFLICT 236 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:32,593 FATIGUE AT THE WHITE HOUSE -- 237 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:36,493 >> Bill: FROM OBAMACARE, 238 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:36,827 FIGHTING MAD? 239 00:08:36,894 --> 00:08:39,427 >> YEP, AND THEY WANT TO HAVE 240 00:08:39,493 --> 00:08:40,226 ANOTHER FIGHT. 241 00:08:40,293 --> 00:08:41,093 A SENIOR PERSON IN THE 242 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:41,727 WHITE HOUSE SAID, SHELDON, WE 243 00:08:41,794 --> 00:08:43,493 DON'T WANT TO TAKE IN ANY FIGHTS 244 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,660 WERE NOT SURE WE CAN WIN. 245 00:08:45,727 --> 00:08:46,026 >> Bill: REALLY? 246 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,694 AND YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S THE 247 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,093 RIGHT PHILOSOPHY? 248 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,327 >> NO, I KIND OF DON'T. 249 00:08:50,393 --> 00:08:52,993 THAT LEAVES MOST OF THE GOOD 250 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:53,427 FIGHT OFF THE TABLE. 251 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:54,860 >> Bill: AND WHAT ABOUT NOW? 252 00:08:54,927 --> 00:08:56,360 BECAUSE THE NEWS ABOUT CLIMATE 253 00:08:56,427 --> 00:08:57,927 IS JUST HORRIBLE. 254 00:08:57,993 --> 00:09:00,627 >> NOW, I THINK WE HAVE A REAL 255 00:09:00,694 --> 00:09:01,827 OPPORTUNITY, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO 256 00:09:01,894 --> 00:09:04,427 THINK ABOUT IT IN TERMS OF A 257 00:09:04,493 --> 00:09:04,727 JAILBREAK. 258 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:08,460 YOU'VE GOT 10 A 12 REPUBLICAN 259 00:09:08,527 --> 00:09:09,460 SENATORS WHO WANT OUT, WHO WANT 260 00:09:09,527 --> 00:09:11,960 TO DO A CLIMATE BILL. 261 00:09:12,026 --> 00:09:13,360 AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE 262 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,126 WIRE, YOU'VE GOT A GETAWAY CAR 263 00:09:15,193 --> 00:09:18,026 THAT MOST PEOPLE ACCEPT, WHICH 264 00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:20,627 IS A BIG PRICE ON CARBON THAT IS 265 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,694 REVENUE NEUTRAL AND BORDER 266 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,527 ADJUSTABLE, BETWEEN THEM, THAT 267 00:09:24,593 --> 00:09:26,360 IS BARBED WIRE, GUN TOWERS, 268 00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:30,660 SEARCH LIGHTS, ATTACK DOGS, ALL 269 00:09:30,727 --> 00:09:33,060 MAINTAINED BY THE FOSSIL FUEL 270 00:09:33,126 --> 00:09:33,593 INDUSTRY. 271 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,060 >> Bill: LITERALLY? 272 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:34,660 >> LITERALLY. 273 00:09:34,727 --> 00:09:37,226 >> Bill: LITERALLY ATTACK DOGS 274 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:37,427 DOGS? 275 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,627 >> LITERALLY BE FOSSIL FUEL 276 00:09:38,694 --> 00:09:38,894 INDUSTRY. 277 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,260 >> Bill: THAT'S WHAT I WAS 278 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:41,126 ASKING, GOOD TO KNOW. 279 00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:42,226 >> THERE IS A LOT OF FEAR ABOUT 280 00:09:42,293 --> 00:09:44,460 WHO MIGHT BE THEY WANT TO TAKE 281 00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:46,493 THE RUN FOR THE WIRE AND GET 282 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,660 WIPED OUT. 283 00:09:47,727 --> 00:09:48,360 BOB INGLIS AND CONGRESS WAS 284 00:09:48,427 --> 00:09:51,427 LEGENDARILY WIPED OUT BY THEM. 285 00:09:51,493 --> 00:09:52,627 SO THE TRICK IS, HOW DO YOU FIND 286 00:09:52,694 --> 00:09:55,660 A WAY FOR THESE 10 ARE 12 287 00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:56,193 REPUBLICAN SENATORS TO GET 288 00:09:56,260 --> 00:10:00,026 THERE, AND THAT MEANS KNOCKING 289 00:10:00,093 --> 00:10:01,660 BACK THE CROOKED, ROUGH EFFORT 290 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,660 THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY 291 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,126 CONTINUES TO DO. 292 00:10:03,193 --> 00:10:04,960 BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE HEARD OF 293 00:10:05,026 --> 00:10:07,760 THE BIG OIL CEOs SAY THEY 294 00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:08,860 SUPPORT A PRICE ON CONGRESS, 295 00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:10,627 THEY ARE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH. 296 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,260 THEIR WHOLE APPARATUS IS STILL 297 00:10:12,327 --> 00:10:12,827 DEDICATED TO STOPPING MATT. 298 00:10:12,894 --> 00:10:14,460 AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE REST OF 299 00:10:14,527 --> 00:10:16,327 CORPORATE AMERICA, THEY ARE 300 00:10:16,393 --> 00:10:18,593 DOING ESPECIALLY NOTHING TO PUSH 301 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,493 BACK ON WITH THE 302 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,960 FOSSIL FUEL GUYS HAVE DONE, ANDY 303 00:10:22,026 --> 00:10:22,960 CASES, THEIR TRADE ASSOCIATIONS 304 00:10:23,026 --> 00:10:25,293 ARE ACTUALLY OUR ENEMIES. 305 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,660 TO HAVE GOOD COMPANIES WITH GOOD 306 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,860 CLIMATE POLICY, NIFTY WEBSITES, 307 00:10:29,927 --> 00:10:31,493 WHO SEND TRADE ASSOCIATIONS TO 308 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,126 WASHINGTON THAT SAY NO, NOTHING 309 00:10:33,193 --> 00:10:33,760 ON CLIMATE CHANGE. 310 00:10:33,827 --> 00:10:35,727 >> Bill: AND A LOT OF THIS IS 311 00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:40,694 BECAUSE OF THE DARK MONEY IN 312 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:40,960 POLITICS? 313 00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:42,627 >> YOU TURN ON THE LIGHT IN THE 314 00:10:42,694 --> 00:10:43,260 KITCHEN ON THE COCKROACHES AND 315 00:10:43,327 --> 00:10:43,493 SCUTTLE. 316 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,293 YOU PUT THE LIGHT ON WHO IS 317 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,026 PUTTING THE MONEY IN THESE 318 00:10:45,093 --> 00:10:46,660 THINGS, AND A LOT OF COMPANIES 319 00:10:46,727 --> 00:10:48,593 AND BIG DONORS BEHIND THIS, THEY 320 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:49,627 DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN. 321 00:10:49,694 --> 00:10:51,794 THEY ARE GOING TO HIDE, SCUTTLE 322 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:52,427 FOR THE EXITS. 323 00:10:52,493 --> 00:10:53,427 >> Bill: THE HEAT WAVE THEY 324 00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:55,593 HAD IN EUROPE A FEW WEEKS AGO, 325 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:56,860 WHICH WAS SOMETHING THEY'VE 326 00:10:56,927 --> 00:10:57,360 NEVER SEEN. 327 00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:58,193 AND THEY DON'T HAVE AIR 328 00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,993 CONDITIONING OVER THERE. 329 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,627 AND THEY SMELLED BAD ENOUGH IN 330 00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:03,226 FRANCE. 331 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:03,493 [LAUGHTER] 332 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,993 >> NOT GOING THERE. 333 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,427 >> Bill: I'M NOT GOING THERE 334 00:11:07,493 --> 00:11:07,660 EITHER. 335 00:11:07,727 --> 00:11:09,493 [LAUGHTER] 336 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,627 THEY SMELL BAD, AND IT'S HOT. 337 00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:14,360 BUT THEN, THAT HEAT WAVE MOVED 338 00:11:14,427 --> 00:11:16,993 OVER GREENLAND. 339 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:17,460 WHICH IS FOR SALE. 340 00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:20,393 >> YES. 341 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,593 >> Bill: WELL, IT'S NOT FOR 342 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,126 SALE APPEARED WHAT DO YOU 343 00:11:22,193 --> 00:11:23,993 THINK -- DO YOU THINK THAT'S 344 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:26,460 CRAZY, TO SAY "I WANT TO BUY MY 345 00:11:26,527 --> 00:11:27,360 GREENLAND?" 346 00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:30,460 >> NOT BY HIS STANDARDS. 347 00:11:30,527 --> 00:11:30,727 [LAUGHTER] 348 00:11:30,794 --> 00:11:35,794 [APPLAUSE] 349 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,960 >> Bill: BUT THERE ARE SO MANY 350 00:11:38,026 --> 00:11:38,760 THINGS HE ACTUALLY GOES WRONG 351 00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,527 AND CRAZY, I DON'T KNOW WHY WE 352 00:11:40,593 --> 00:11:43,327 HAVE TO BE SO REFLEXIVE. 353 00:11:43,393 --> 00:11:45,393 HARRY TRUMAN WANTED TO BUY 354 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,727 GREENLAND IN 1946, AND WE BOUGHT 355 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:48,560 ALASKA IN, LIKE, 1857. 356 00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:53,794 THEY CALL IT SEWARD'S FOLLY. 357 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,860 BUT IT WASN'T REALLY A FOLLY. 358 00:11:56,927 --> 00:11:58,894 BUT BUT GREENLAND IS MELTING. 359 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,894 >> YES. 360 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,193 12 BILLION GALLONS A DAY OF 361 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:07,393 WATER COMING OFF THE ICE SHEET, 362 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:07,727 I HEARD. 363 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:08,694 >> Bill: THEY SAID IT WAS 364 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,427 MELTING AT A LEVEL THAT MODELS 365 00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:11,927 HADN'T PREDICTED TO HAPPEN UNTIL 366 00:12:11,993 --> 00:12:12,126 2070. 367 00:12:12,193 --> 00:12:13,694 >> YEAH. 368 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,860 >> Bill: SO THINK OF 369 00:12:14,927 --> 00:12:18,060 YOURSELVES LIVING IN 2070. 370 00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:18,827 IF WE REACH THE OUTCOME OF THE 371 00:12:18,894 --> 00:12:21,093 SEA LEVELS WOULD RISE BY 372 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:21,327 20 FEET. 373 00:12:21,393 --> 00:12:21,860 >> YEAH, WHICH IS WHY IS 374 00:12:21,927 --> 00:12:24,827 IT IS 375 00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:26,327 URGENT TO GET AFTER DARK MONEY 376 00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:27,760 COMING BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IS 377 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:28,527 HOLDING US BACK. 378 00:12:28,593 --> 00:12:29,894 AS DEMOCRATS, THAT OUGHT TO BE 379 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,727 OUR DAILY FOCUS. 380 00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:33,226 IF YOU'RE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME 381 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,627 AND THE ZOMBIES WERE ATTACKING 382 00:12:34,694 --> 00:12:35,760 YOU IN THE VIDEO GAME, AND 383 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:37,493 THEY'RE ALL POWERED BY THE SAME 384 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,860 POWER SOURCE, YOU WOULD BE A 385 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:41,126 LOUSY PLAYER IF YOU DIDN'T FIGHT 386 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,694 THE ZOMBIES BUT DID IN THE 387 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,927 ATTACKED THE POWER SOURCE. 388 00:12:45,026 --> 00:12:45,493 THAT IS THEIR POWER SOURCE. 389 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:51,060 [APPLAUSE] 390 00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:52,760 >> Bill: SO WHAT IS YOUR 391 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,026 ADVICE TO THE DEMOCRATS? 392 00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:55,293 I HAVE TRIED WEEK AFTER WEEK 393 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,060 HERE, I THINK YOU KNOW THIS, TO 394 00:12:58,126 --> 00:13:00,026 KIND OF BE THEIR COACH, SAY 395 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,160 THINGS LIKE "GO ON FOX NEWS." 396 00:13:02,193 --> 00:13:03,827 YOU WOULD AGREE WITH THAT? 397 00:13:03,894 --> 00:13:05,260 YOU'VE GOT TO GO WHERE THE 398 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:06,026 PEOPLE ARE. 399 00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:06,627 >> MY RHODE ISLAND COLLEAGUE 400 00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:08,293 DOES A GOOD JOB GOING ON 401 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,860 FOX NEWS FOR THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS 402 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:11,126 DEMOCRATS. 403 00:13:11,193 --> 00:13:14,460 >> Bill: STOP APOLOGIZING FOR 404 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:14,760 EVERYTHING. 405 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:15,060 >> CORRECT. 406 00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,527 >> Bill: YOU BELIEVE THERE'S 407 00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:18,060 TOO MUCH PURITY TESTING? 408 00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:19,060 >> WAY TOO MUCH. 409 00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:20,226 CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD -- WE 410 00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:22,460 CAN'T WASTE TIME FIGHTING WITH 411 00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:23,293 EACH OTHER. 412 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,126 WHEN WE HAVE A SITUATION WE FACE 413 00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:25,760 NOW WITH THIS WHITE HOUSE, AND 414 00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:29,060 WHEN WE HAVE THE PROBLEM WE HAVE 415 00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:30,060 WITH THE DARK MONEY. 416 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:31,794 I MEAN, IN SOME RESPECTS, TRUMP 417 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,460 IS ALMOST A DISTRACTION FROM THE 418 00:13:32,527 --> 00:13:33,927 OTHER PROBLEM. 419 00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:38,393 HE'S AWFUL, HE'S REALLY DAZZLING 420 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:41,193 IN HIS CRUDITY. 421 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,593 AND A LOT OF ATTENTION GOES TO 422 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,527 HIM, AND MEANWHILE, HERE ARE ALL 423 00:13:43,593 --> 00:13:46,226 OF THESE BIG SPECIAL INTERESTS 424 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,860 SPENDING UNLIMITED AMOUNTS OF 425 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:48,627 MONEY, INFLUENCE THE 426 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,460 SUPREME COURT, TAKE OVER THE 427 00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:54,093 EPA, CONTROL CONGRESS, ELIMINATE 428 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:54,993 SOLUTIONS TO CLIMATE CHANGE. 429 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,927 >> Bill: SOMETIMES PEOPLE 430 00:13:56,993 --> 00:13:58,694 WONDER WHY SO MANY CONSERVATIVES 431 00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,093 STILL LIKE THEM. 432 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,060 HE GIVES THEM A LOT. 433 00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:01,493 THAT THEY WANT. 434 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,694 NOT THAT WE WANT. 435 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,627 >> AND HE SCARES THEM A LOT. 436 00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:07,493 >> Bill: YEAH, HE DOES THAT. 437 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,660 >> LOOKING AT A COUPLE OF MY 438 00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:11,226 COLLEAGUES, LIKE BOB CORKER, 439 00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:14,360 JEFF FLAKE, WHO HE BASICALLY -- 440 00:14:14,427 --> 00:14:15,593 HE PUT THEM OUT. 441 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,260 >> Bill: I HAVE LONG SAID THAT 442 00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:17,860 ONE OF THE STRUCTURAL REASONS 443 00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:20,960 WHY THE DEMOCRATS HAVE SUCH AN 444 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,727 UPHILL BATTLE IS BECAUSE WE ARE 445 00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:24,894 40 MILLION PEOPLE HERE IN 446 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,860 CALIFORNIA, AND ONLY TWO 447 00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:26,126 SENATORS. 448 00:14:26,193 --> 00:14:29,260 HOW MANY IN YOUR STATE? 449 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:29,527 [LAUGHTER] 450 00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:32,293 >> 1 MILLION. 451 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,293 >> Bill: 1 MILLION? 452 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,460 AND I GET TWO SENATORS? 453 00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:36,993 >> YEAH. 454 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,293 >> Bill: IS THAT REALLY FAIR? 455 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,060 >> TO DEPERSONALIZE IT FOR A 456 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,427 MINUTE, I DON'T HAVE THE NUMBERS 457 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:42,493 RIGHT NOW, BUT I REMEMBER GIVING 458 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,727 A SPEECH ON THE SENATE FLOOR 459 00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:46,827 WHEN I DID HAVE THE NUMBERS. 460 00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:47,760 THERE WAS A REPUBLICAN MAJORITY 461 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:48,727 IN THE SENATE, AND WHEN YOU 462 00:14:48,794 --> 00:14:51,527 ADDED UP THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS 463 00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:53,627 THAT THOSE REPUBLICAN SENATORS 464 00:14:53,694 --> 00:14:57,093 REPRESENTED, IT WAS 40 MILLION 465 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,093 PEOPLE FEWER, FEWER, THAN THE 466 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,427 DEMOCRATIC MINORITY REPRESENTED. 467 00:15:02,493 --> 00:15:04,093 SO YEAH, WE HAVE A 468 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:04,593 REPRESENTATION PROBLEM. 469 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:07,026 WE HAVE HAD PRESIDENTS GOT 470 00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:08,427 ELECTED WITHOUT HAVING WON THE 471 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:09,527 POPULAR VOTE. 472 00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:10,460 AFTER RED MAP, WE HAD THE HOUSE 473 00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:13,360 TAKEN OVER AFTER LOSING THE 474 00:15:13,427 --> 00:15:16,093 POPULAR VOTE BY A MILLION, AND 475 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:16,894 THIS SENATE WITH A BAKED IN 476 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:17,393 PROBLEM. 477 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,427 REPUBLICANS DO A REALLY 478 00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:21,560 DETERMINED JOB OF WINNING POWER 479 00:15:21,627 --> 00:15:22,860 WITH FEWER VOTERS. 480 00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:25,493 AND WE DON'T TAKE ON THAT 481 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,060 INFRASTRUCTURE, AND WE DON'T 482 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,427 TAKE ON THAT STRATEGY. 483 00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:30,393 WE ARE TOO HAPPY FIGHTING THE 484 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,527 FIGHT OF THE MINUTE, 485 00:15:31,593 --> 00:15:32,593 SECOND-GRADE SOCCER, CHASING THE 486 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,226 BALL, AND THEY ARE PLANNING 487 00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:34,427 AHEAD. 488 00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:36,393 >> Bill: WELL, YOU GET AFTER 489 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,527 THEM. 490 00:15:37,593 --> 00:15:38,126 SENATOR WHITEHOUSE, THANK YOU 491 00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:39,226 VERY MUCH. 492 00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:42,827 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 493 00:15:42,894 --> 00:15:46,226 HEY, RICK, HOW ARE YOU? 494 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,093 HELLO. 495 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,827 HEY, EVERYBODY. 496 00:15:49,894 --> 00:15:50,794 OKAY, HE IS A REPUBLICAN 497 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:51,527 STRATEGIST AND AUTHOR OF 498 00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:52,894 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 499 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,593 BEST-SELLING BOOK "EVERYTHING 500 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,226 TRUMP TOUCHES DIES," 501 00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:57,527 RICK WILSON. 502 00:15:57,593 --> 00:15:59,026 [APPLAUSE] 503 00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:01,860 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, RICK? 504 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:02,627 IT'S VERY VAGUE. 505 00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:03,226 >> SUBTLE. 506 00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,226 >> Bill: OKAY, HE'S THE CHIEF 507 00:16:05,293 --> 00:16:05,794 WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT FOR 508 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:09,393 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" AND AUTHOR 509 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,460 OF "CONFIRMATION BIAS: INSIDE 510 00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:10,993 WASHINGTON'S WAR OVER THE 511 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:11,560 SUPREME COURT, FROM SCALIA'S 512 00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:12,126 DEATH TO JUSTICE KAVANAUGH," 513 00:16:12,193 --> 00:16:12,727 CARLA HALL SPIRIT A GREAT TO 514 00:16:12,794 --> 00:16:15,593 HAVE YOU ON. 515 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,460 AND, SHE'S A DAILY BEAST 516 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:20,193 POLITICS REPORTER AT MSNBC, 517 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,060 CONTRIBUTOR, BETSY WOODRUFF IS 518 00:16:21,126 --> 00:16:21,260 HERE. 519 00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:24,427 BETSY, HOW ARE YOU? 520 00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:26,860 OKAY, SO LET'S GET INTO THIS 521 00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:28,193 THING WITH ISRAEL AND TRUMP AND 522 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,226 THE CONGRESSWOMEN GOING OVER 523 00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:29,560 THERE. 524 00:16:29,627 --> 00:16:30,960 FIRST THEY WERE GOING TO GO, 525 00:16:31,026 --> 00:16:31,727 THEN THEY COULDN'T GO, AND NOW 526 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,293 THEY DON'T WANT TO GO. 527 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,360 SO I THINK WE ALL AGREE, ISRAEL 528 00:16:38,427 --> 00:16:43,126 COULD HAVE BEEN THE BIG ONE IN 529 00:16:43,193 --> 00:16:43,993 THIS. 530 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,860 LET'S TALK ABOUT BDS, BECAUSE 531 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,427 THAT IS WHAT IS BEHIND THIS, WHY 532 00:16:47,493 --> 00:16:48,126 ISRAEL SAID THEY WOULDN'T LET 533 00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:50,860 HER IN, BECAUSE SHE SUPPORTS 534 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,560 BDS, WHICH STANDS FOR BOYCOTT, 535 00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:54,160 DIVEST, AND SANCTION. 536 00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:56,026 OF ISRAEL. 537 00:16:56,093 --> 00:17:00,026 BECAUSE OF THE OCCUPATION OF THE 538 00:17:00,093 --> 00:17:00,493 PALESTINIAN TERRITORY. 539 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,993 IS THAT FAIR? 540 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,993 >> TO NOT LET HER IN? 541 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,260 >> Bill: NO. 542 00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:07,226 NO, TO BOYCOTT, DIVEST, AND 543 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,460 SANCTION ISRAEL. 544 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,126 >> I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING 545 00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:11,927 THAT IS GROWING IN THE 546 00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:13,393 UNITED STATES, AND YOU SEE IT A 547 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,894 LOT ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES, WHERE 548 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,226 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING, 549 00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:19,160 YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T HAVE THIS 550 00:17:19,226 --> 00:17:20,493 RELATIONSHIP WITH ISRAEL WITHOUT 551 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,560 GETTING PRESSURE ON THEM OVER 552 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:23,026 PALESTINE. 553 00:17:23,093 --> 00:17:24,193 >> Bill: IS IT FAIR? 554 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,593 IS AT THE RIGHT THING TO DO? 555 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:27,493 DOES ISRAEL DESERVE THAT? 556 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:28,327 >> I DON'T KNOW IT IS THE RIGHT 557 00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:30,393 THING TO DO PURE I WILL SAY THIS 558 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,160 ABOUT THE WHOLE CONTROVERSY. 559 00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:32,827 TO ME, THIS IS DANGEROUS FOR 560 00:17:32,894 --> 00:17:35,327 ISRAEL PAIRED MY EXPERIENCE IS 561 00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:36,393 THE 562 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:37,360 ONE THING, 563 00:17:37,427 --> 00:17:38,126 SUPER BIPARTISANSHIP IN CONGRESS 564 00:17:38,193 --> 00:17:40,493 HAS ALWAYS BEEN ISRAEL. 565 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,794 IF NOT SUPPORT ISRAEL, IT'S NOT 566 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,060 I LOVE ISRAEL THE MOST, NO I 567 00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:45,593 LOVE ISRAEL THE MOST. 568 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:48,226 AND NOW YOU HAVE THIS DIVISION 569 00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:50,060 OCCURRING THAT I THINK, YOU 570 00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:51,327 KNOW, ISRAEL, WE ARE DEPENDENT 571 00:17:51,393 --> 00:17:52,627 ON THEM, THEY ARE VERY DEPENDENT 572 00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:54,026 ON US FOR MONEY. 573 00:17:54,093 --> 00:17:54,660 IF THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT 574 00:17:54,727 --> 00:17:58,427 BECOMES SEEN AS ALLIED TO 575 00:17:58,493 --> 00:17:59,093 CONSERVATIVES AND TRUMP IN THE 576 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,026 UNITED STATES, IT'S GOING TO BE 577 00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:00,860 A STRUGGLE FOR THEM, AND THAT IS 578 00:18:00,927 --> 00:18:04,060 WHERE THIS BOYCOTT MIGHT 579 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:04,493 ACTUALLY TAKE HOLD. 580 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,260 >> AND I WOULD SAY THAT SHIP HAS 581 00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:08,660 ACTUALLY SAILED. 582 00:18:08,727 --> 00:18:09,493 BIBI NETANYAHU AND DONALD TRUMP 583 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,260 ARE ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE, 584 00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:12,593 AND THERE'S A HIDDEN ELECTION 585 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,427 COMING UP IN NOVEMBER HIS ENTIRE 586 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,093 PLAN IS TO BE AS CLOSE TO TRUMP 587 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,260 AS POSSIBLE. 588 00:18:16,327 --> 00:18:18,460 PEOPLE FORGET THAT TRUMP IS WAY 589 00:18:18,527 --> 00:18:19,260 MORE POPULAR IN ISRAEL THAN HE 590 00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:20,560 IS IN THE UNITED STATES, AN 591 00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:22,560 ELECTION THERE THAT IS COMING UP 592 00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:24,860 IS ALL ABOUT WHO IS CLOSEST TO 593 00:18:24,927 --> 00:18:25,894 TRUMP APPEARED TO CHALLENGE THIS 594 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,827 PRESENTS FOR THE U.S.-ISRAEL 595 00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:29,827 RELATIONSHIP, WHICH THE MEDIA 596 00:18:29,894 --> 00:18:30,160 HEIGHTENS, YOU 597 00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:32,226 HAVE THESE TWO HEADS OF STATE 598 00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:33,927 WHO COULD NOT BE MORE MYOPIC 599 00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:36,093 ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 600 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,026 BIBI IS MAKING EVERY DECISION 601 00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:38,627 BASED ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN A 602 00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:40,827 MONTH FROM NOW. 603 00:18:40,894 --> 00:18:41,794 TRUMP MAKES DECISIONS BASED ON 604 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,260 THE NEXT A NEW CYCLE. 605 00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:44,427 THAT MEANS THE U.S.-ISRAEL 606 00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:47,593 RELATIONSHIP IS BEING MANAGED IN 607 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,360 A VERY MANIC WAY. 608 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,727 >> THIS IS ALSO AN INDICATOR OF 609 00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:52,927 THE KIND OF POLITICS TRUMP WANTS 610 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:53,160 TO PLAY. 611 00:18:53,226 --> 00:18:57,126 HE WANTS TO ELEVATE RASHIDA 612 00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:58,260 TLAIB, MAKE HER A STAR, THE 613 00:18:58,327 --> 00:18:59,393 RUNNING MATE OF WHOEVER THE 614 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:00,193 NOMINEE IS THIS TIME. 615 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,627 HE WANTS TO ELEVATE THE SQUAD 616 00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:03,993 BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT THEY ARE 617 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,160 GREAT TARGETS TO MAKE HIS 618 00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:08,393 AUDIENCE, HIS FACE FURIOUS 619 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,327 PEERED HE WANTS THAT FEELING 620 00:19:10,393 --> 00:19:11,293 THAT THERE IS AN ENEMY OUT THERE 621 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,060 AND HE CAN PUT HIS FINGER ON IT. 622 00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:14,593 >> Bill: SINCE NO ONE IS 623 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,760 ANSWERING MY QUESTION, I'M GOING 624 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:19,060 TO ANSWER IT MYSELF. 625 00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:21,927 IT'S A BULLSHIT PURITY TEST. 626 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:24,760 BDS IS A BULLSHIT PURITY TEST BY 627 00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:27,026 PEOPLE WHO WANT TO APPEAR WOKE 628 00:19:27,093 --> 00:19:27,593 BUT ACTUALLY SLEPT THROUGH 629 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,660 HISTORY CLASS. 630 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:33,794 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 631 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:34,593 IT'S PREDICATED ON THIS NOTION, 632 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,060 I THINK IT'S VERY SHALLOW 633 00:19:36,126 --> 00:19:40,026 THINKING THAT THE JEWS, IN 634 00:19:40,093 --> 00:19:40,727 ISRAEL, MOSTLY WHITE, AND THE 635 00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:42,193 PALESTINIANS ARE BROWNER, SO 636 00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:43,060 THEY MUST BE INNOCENT AND 637 00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:45,760 CORRECT, AND THE JEWS MUST BE 638 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:46,794 WRONG. 639 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:47,627 AS IF THE OCCUPATION CAME RIGHT 640 00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:49,627 OUT OF THE BLUE. 641 00:19:49,694 --> 00:19:51,627 THAT THIS COMPLETELY PEACEFUL 642 00:19:51,694 --> 00:19:52,460 PEOPLE FOUND THEMSELVES 643 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:53,193 OCCUPIED. 644 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:53,927 FORGET ABOUT THE INFANT TODDLERS 645 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,794 AND THE SUICIDE BOMBINGS AND THE 646 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,493 ROCKETS AND HOW MANY WARRIORS 647 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,193 COME AND LET ME READ ONE OF 648 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,593 THE COFOUNDERS OF THE MOVEMENT. 649 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:08,627 HIS QUOTE, "NO RATIONAL 650 00:20:08,694 --> 00:20:12,226 PALESTINIAN WOULD EVER ACCEPT A 651 00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:13,126 JEWISH STATE IN PALESTINE." 652 00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:15,827 SO THAT'S WHERE THAT COMES FROM. 653 00:20:15,894 --> 00:20:16,827 THIS MOVEMENT. 654 00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:18,993 SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN WANT A 655 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,627 JEWISH STATE AT ALL. 656 00:20:20,694 --> 00:20:22,393 SOMEHOW, THIS SIDE NEVER GETS 657 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,060 PRESENTED IN THE AMERICAN MEDIA. 658 00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:25,393 IT'S VERY ODD. 659 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,860 >> I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY 660 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:28,527 BECOME ONE OF THESE LITMUS TESTS 661 00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:28,960 INSIDE 662 00:20:29,026 --> 00:20:30,060 INSIDE THE HARD PROGRESSIVE 663 00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:33,960 MOVEMENT NOW THAT THE ENEMIES OF 664 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:34,527 TRUMP AND BEFORE THAT, THE 665 00:20:34,593 --> 00:20:39,160 ENEMIES OF BUSH, LOOKING AT 666 00:20:39,226 --> 00:20:42,393 ISRAEL AS A STRONG ALLY FOR 667 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,393 TRUMP, AND FOR BUSH PRIOR TO 668 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:44,593 THAT. 669 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,293 IT'S BEEN BREWING A LONG TIME. 670 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,260 THIS HAS BEEN PERCOLATING UP IN 671 00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:49,593 THE PROGRESSIVE LEFT FOR A LONG 672 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:49,794 TIME. 673 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,860 AND I THINK IT IS LARGELY 674 00:20:52,927 --> 00:20:53,160 AHISTORICAL. 675 00:20:53,226 --> 00:20:55,794 IT DOES NOT FOCUS ON THE FACT 676 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,627 THAT THERE ARE TWO PLAYERS IN 677 00:20:58,694 --> 00:20:59,860 THIS DANCE. 678 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:00,727 AND OF TWO SETS OF BEHAVIORS 679 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,560 THAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT. 680 00:21:02,627 --> 00:21:02,960 >> WHAT HE SAID. 681 00:21:03,026 --> 00:21:04,660 [LAUGHTER] 682 00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:06,360 BUT I DO THINK YOU ARE RIGHT ON 683 00:21:06,427 --> 00:21:08,593 THE AHISTORICAL PART. 684 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,026 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND HISTORY 685 00:21:10,093 --> 00:21:10,327 ANYMORE. 686 00:21:10,393 --> 00:21:10,894 >> Bill: SHOULDN'T THAT COME 687 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,427 INTO PLAY? 688 00:21:12,493 --> 00:21:14,493 WHY AREN'T WE SAYING IT THEN? 689 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,627 I DON'T GET IT. 690 00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:17,427 >> I THINK WE EXPLAIN -- YOU 691 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,960 KNOW, I WORK FOR 692 00:21:19,026 --> 00:21:19,627 "THE NEW YORK TIMES." 693 00:21:19,694 --> 00:21:20,493 WE TEND TO EXPLAIN THE HISTORY 694 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,694 OF THIS CONFLICT, BUT I THINK 695 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,794 PEOPLE, WHEN THEY CEASE THEY SEE 696 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:25,827 NETANYAHU, AND YOU KNOW, THE 697 00:21:25,894 --> 00:21:26,393 DEMOCRATS IN WASHINGTON ARE 698 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,760 STILL REALLY MAD ABOUT THAT 699 00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:29,993 SPEECH, REMEMBER WHEN 700 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:30,760 JOHN BOEHNER INVITED HIM, SORT 701 00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:34,327 OF WENT AROUND OBAMA, AND THEY 702 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,760 JUST FEEL THAT THIS 703 00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:37,527 ADMINISTRATION HAS BEEN 704 00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:38,060 PLAYING -- 705 00:21:38,126 --> 00:21:38,894 >> Bill: SAUDI ARABIA WOULDN'T 706 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,360 LET JEWS INTO THE KINGDOM. 707 00:21:40,427 --> 00:21:42,993 I'M NOT SURE THEY STILL DO. 708 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:43,860 >> THEY DON'T. 709 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,527 >> Bill: THEY DON'T? 710 00:21:45,593 --> 00:21:46,193 >> NO. 711 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,560 >> Bill: ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 712 00:21:47,627 --> 00:21:49,226 I HAVE A LIST HERE OF JEWS IN 713 00:21:49,293 --> 00:21:51,560 THE MIDDLE EAST PRIOR TO 1948. 714 00:21:51,627 --> 00:21:55,760 MOROCCO, THERE WAS 715 00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:56,860 250000 TO 350000 FOR THESE ARE A 716 00:21:56,927 --> 00:21:59,260 LITTLE OLD STATISTICS BID LAST 717 00:21:59,327 --> 00:22:01,760 TALLIED, 2500, IRAQ HAD 718 00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:02,193 150,000. 719 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,527 IN '03, THEY HAD 34. 720 00:22:04,593 --> 00:22:06,260 TO ME SHE HAD 100,000. 721 00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,093 THEN THEY HAD 900. 722 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:13,226 EGYPT HAD 75,000 TO 80,000, THEN 723 00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:14,327 40. 724 00:22:14,393 --> 00:22:17,827 IRAN HAD 150,000, THEN 9,000. 725 00:22:17,894 --> 00:22:19,894 IT'S NOT A ONE-WAY STREET HERE, 726 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,093 IS IT? 727 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,927 AND CONGRESSWOMAN OMAR HAS SAID 728 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,460 THINGS LIKE, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE 729 00:22:25,527 --> 00:22:25,727 BENJAMINS. 730 00:22:25,794 --> 00:22:28,993 ISRAEL HAS HYPNOTIZED THE WORLD. 731 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:29,794 MAY A LA AWAKEN THE PEOPLE AND 732 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:32,160 HELP THEM SEE THE EVIL DOINGS OF 733 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:32,427 ISRAEL. 734 00:22:32,493 --> 00:22:34,393 SHE APOLOGIZED FOR IT, BUT IT'S 735 00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:34,660 OUT THERE. 736 00:22:34,727 --> 00:22:37,026 JEWS CONTROLLED THE WORLD, 737 00:22:37,093 --> 00:22:37,527 CONTROL THE MONEY. 738 00:22:37,593 --> 00:22:40,360 I CAN SEE WHY THEY DON'T GET A 739 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:40,727 HERO'S WELCOME. 740 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:43,060 >> AND IT PRESENTS A REALLY 741 00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:44,593 MAJOR CHALLENGE FOR THE 742 00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:46,226 DEMOCRATIC PARTY, BECAUSE THE 743 00:22:46,293 --> 00:22:46,794 VAST MAJORITY OF DEMOCRATIC 744 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,560 MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF 745 00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:49,493 REPRESENTATIVES WOULD VERY MUCH 746 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,794 SHARE YOUR VIEWS ON THIS 747 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:51,460 MOVEMENT. 748 00:22:51,527 --> 00:22:53,760 BUT NOW THERE ARE THESE TWO NEW 749 00:22:53,827 --> 00:22:54,993 YOUNG MEMBERS WHO HAVE 750 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:55,660 SIGNIFICANT SUPPORT AMONG THE 751 00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:57,560 PROGRESSIVE BASE, WHO ARE MAKING 752 00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,993 THE CASE FOR THE BDS MOVEMENT. 753 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,393 AND THAT'S EXTREMELY CHALLENGING 754 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,827 FOR NANCY PELOSI. 755 00:23:02,894 --> 00:23:04,160 IT'S EXTREMELY CHALLENGING FOR 756 00:23:04,193 --> 00:23:04,660 THE MODERATE DEMOCRATS WHO 757 00:23:04,727 --> 00:23:06,827 FLIPPED THE HOUSE, IN PART 758 00:23:06,894 --> 00:23:07,393 BECAUSE THEY PERSUADED 759 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:09,093 REPUBLICAN VOTERS THAT THE 760 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,360 DEMOCRATIC PARTY WAS THE MORE 761 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:11,293 MODERATE PARTY. 762 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,193 AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S GOING 763 00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:13,894 TO BE A MAJOR CHALLENGE FOR THE 764 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,827 DEMOCRATIC PARTY GOING FORWARD. 765 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,627 HOW DO THEY HANDLE THESE NEW 766 00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:17,694 MEMBERS MAKING THE CASE FOR THIS 767 00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:19,894 ARGUMENT THAT DOESN'T HAVE WIDE 768 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,827 PURCHASE WITHIN THE PARTY? 769 00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:22,427 >> Bill: OKAY. 770 00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:24,193 SO I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR ABOUT 771 00:23:24,293 --> 00:23:26,627 TWO YEARS THAT I HOPE WE HAVE A 772 00:23:26,727 --> 00:23:27,193 RECESSION. 773 00:23:27,293 --> 00:23:29,193 WHEN PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME, 774 00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:29,860 SEAN HANNITY THINKS I'M ACTUALLY 775 00:23:29,927 --> 00:23:31,894 CAUSING A RECESSION. 776 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,993 I DO NOT HAVE THIS POWER. 777 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:35,160 HE SEEMS TO BE WANTING TO BLAME 778 00:23:35,226 --> 00:23:37,794 IT ON ME LIKE I'M A GENIE, I CAN 779 00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:38,660 MAKE IT HAPPEN. 780 00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:40,193 I'M JUST SAYING, WE CAN SURVIVE 781 00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:40,860 A RECESSION. 782 00:23:40,927 --> 00:23:43,260 WE'VE HAD 47 OF THEM. 783 00:23:43,327 --> 00:23:45,560 WE'VE HAD ONE EVERY TIME THERE 784 00:23:45,627 --> 00:23:46,627 IS A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT. 785 00:23:46,694 --> 00:23:46,894 [LAUGHTER] 786 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,694 [APPLAUSE] 787 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,460 THEY DON'T LAST FOREVER. 788 00:23:52,527 --> 00:23:54,860 YOU KNOW IT'S LASTING FOREVER? 789 00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:57,026 WIPING OUT SPECIES, AND PEOPLE. 790 00:23:57,093 --> 00:23:58,226 BUT THIS WEEK, THE U.N. REPORT 791 00:23:58,293 --> 00:24:00,360 CAME OUT, MORE THAN 1 MILLION 792 00:24:00,427 --> 00:24:01,827 SPECIES OF PLANTS AND ANIMALS 793 00:24:01,894 --> 00:24:03,260 ARE AT RISK OF EXTINCTION, SO 794 00:24:03,327 --> 00:24:05,260 TRUMP, OF COURSE, DID WHATEVER 795 00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:05,727 EVIL VILLAIN WOULD DO. 796 00:24:05,794 --> 00:24:08,260 HE ROLLED BACK THE PROTECTIONS 797 00:24:08,327 --> 00:24:11,226 OF THE ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT. 798 00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:12,527 THIS HAS SAVED THE GREEN SEA 799 00:24:12,593 --> 00:24:15,260 TETO, THE AMERICAN ALLIGATOR, 800 00:24:15,327 --> 00:24:16,760 BALD EAGLES, GRIZZLY BEARS, GRAY 801 00:24:16,827 --> 00:24:19,393 WOLVES, HUMPBACK WHALES, AND 802 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:21,126 THOSE ARE JUST THE ANIMALS. 803 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,894 THERE'S GOING TO BE A NEW WORD 804 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,694 IN THE LANGUAGE, FLINT WATER. 805 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,393 THERE IS NOW FLINT WATER IN 806 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:27,627 NEWARK. 807 00:24:27,694 --> 00:24:29,026 SO A RECESSION WOULD BE VERY 808 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,126 WORTH GETTING RID OF 809 00:24:30,193 --> 00:24:31,560 DONALD TRUMP AND THESE KIND OF 810 00:24:31,627 --> 00:24:31,827 POLICIES. 811 00:24:31,894 --> 00:24:33,627 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 812 00:24:33,694 --> 00:24:36,226 AND IT WOULD GET RID OF HIM. 813 00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:37,894 A RECESSION WOULD DEFINITELY 814 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,427 KNOCK HIM OUT OF OFFICE. 815 00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,026 >> I GOT TO SAY, BRING ON THE 816 00:24:40,093 --> 00:24:42,727 RECESSION IF IT MEANS THAT YOU 817 00:24:42,794 --> 00:24:45,393 REPLACE -- AND I SAY THIS AS A 818 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,093 REPUBLICAN OF THE TEDDY 819 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:46,493 ROOSEVELT VARIETY. 820 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:51,193 IF YOU REPLACE A GODDAMN OIL 821 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:51,827 LOBBYIST WHO RUNS THE FUCKING 822 00:24:51,894 --> 00:24:58,226 EPA RIGHT NOW -- IT'S OUTRAGEOUS 823 00:24:58,293 --> 00:24:58,527 OUTRAGEOUS. 824 00:24:58,593 --> 00:24:59,960 DONALD TRUMP CAN PISS ME OFF 50 825 00:25:00,026 --> 00:25:02,126 TIMES A DAY, BUT WHEN I READ THE 826 00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:04,393 ENVIRONMENTAL SPECIES IT -- THIS 827 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:09,327 IS JUST PUNITIVE DICKISHNESS, 828 00:25:09,393 --> 00:25:11,160 DOING THIS TO BE ASSHOLES. 829 00:25:11,226 --> 00:25:12,360 I'M FROM FLORIDA. 830 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,860 I HUNT, I FISH, I GO OUTSIDE. 831 00:25:15,927 --> 00:25:17,894 I LIKE THE EAGLES IN MY 832 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:18,260 BACKYARD, OKAY? 833 00:25:18,327 --> 00:25:19,093 >> Bill: BUT YOU'RE NOT 834 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:19,794 KILLING THEM. 835 00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:20,460 >> NO. 836 00:25:20,527 --> 00:25:21,393 I LIKE FLORIDA PANTHERS. 837 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:24,460 I LIKE THE FACT THAT WE HAVE A 838 00:25:24,527 --> 00:25:25,493 BIG, DIVERSE ECOSYSTEM. 839 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,560 THESE GUYS ARE JUST DOING 840 00:25:26,627 --> 00:25:34,860 THIS -- IT'S JUST PERFORMATIVE 841 00:25:34,927 --> 00:25:36,226 ASSHOLERY. 842 00:25:36,293 --> 00:25:36,694 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 843 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,260 >> I THINK IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 844 00:25:38,327 --> 00:25:40,727 I THINK IT'S ALSO HOW THE OIL 845 00:25:40,794 --> 00:25:43,827 AND GAS INDUSTRY. 846 00:25:43,894 --> 00:25:45,226 THERE IS A NICHE THERE, SO THIS 847 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,427 IS TO ME, AND YOU KIND OF HIT ON 848 00:25:47,493 --> 00:25:48,193 THIS, THIS IS COMING TO ME, 849 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:51,026 WHERE THE CHICKENS COME HOME TO 850 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:51,226 ROOST. 851 00:25:51,293 --> 00:25:52,927 ON THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. 852 00:25:52,993 --> 00:25:55,827 YOU CAN HAVE THE CHAOS EVERY 853 00:25:55,894 --> 00:25:57,260 DAY, THE OUTREACH, WHATEVER. 854 00:25:57,327 --> 00:25:57,960 THIS IS POLICY. 855 00:25:58,026 --> 00:25:59,993 AND THIS IS A BIG CHANGE IN 856 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:00,894 POLICY. 857 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,460 AND THIS IS A RARE FEDERAL LAW 858 00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:03,894 SUCCESS STORY. 859 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,727 IT REALLY HAD GREAT IMPACT, AND 860 00:26:05,794 --> 00:26:07,093 IT HASN'T ONLY SAVE BIG GRIZZLY 861 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,226 BEAR, WHAT I'M GOING TO MENTION 862 00:26:08,293 --> 00:26:10,894 IN A SECOND, THE EGO, I WAS JUST 863 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,427 IN COLORADO. 864 00:26:11,493 --> 00:26:12,560 PEOPLE LIKE SEEING THEIR EAGLES, 865 00:26:12,627 --> 00:26:13,760 OR THEY WOULDN'T BE THERE APPEAR 866 00:26:13,827 --> 00:26:15,360 THIS HAS TAUGHT PEOPLE TO THINK 867 00:26:15,427 --> 00:26:16,093 DIFFERENT ABOUT SPECIES, AND TO 868 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,860 ROLL THIS BACK, REPUBLICANS HAVE 869 00:26:17,927 --> 00:26:21,226 ALWAYS LOOKED AT THIS AS A 870 00:26:21,293 --> 00:26:23,993 WEIGHT ON THE ECONOMY. 871 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,260 >> Bill: NO PERSON WAS 872 00:26:26,327 --> 00:26:27,360 CLAMORING FOR IT, NO VOTER -- 873 00:26:27,427 --> 00:26:29,226 ONLY LOBBYIST. 874 00:26:29,293 --> 00:26:32,093 ONLY THE PEOPLE WITH THE MONEY. 875 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,460 >> LIZ CHENEY, THE DAUGHTER OF 876 00:26:36,527 --> 00:26:38,760 THE EX-VICE PRESIDENT AND 877 00:26:38,827 --> 00:26:41,593 REPRESENTATIVE NOW FROM WYOMING. 878 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:42,593 REMEMBER THAT HOUSE LEADERSHIP, 879 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:43,193 SHE HAD A GREAT COMMENT THE 880 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,327 OTHER DAY. 881 00:26:44,393 --> 00:26:47,527 THERE WAS A SUIT THAT NATIVE 882 00:26:47,593 --> 00:26:51,093 TRIBES AND SOME LAWYERS BROUGHT 883 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,727 TO STOP THE DELISTING OF THE 884 00:26:52,794 --> 00:26:55,894 GRIZZLY BEAR OUTSIDE YELLOWSTONE 885 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,193 YELLOWSTONE. 886 00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:57,694 AND SHE IS VERY ANGRY ABOUT 887 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,460 THIS, AND SHE SAID THAT THE 888 00:26:58,527 --> 00:27:01,993 SELFISH NATIVES OUT THERE WERE 889 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,493 DESTROYING OUR WESTERN WAY OF 890 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:08,827 LIFE, WITHOUT THE IRONY. 891 00:27:08,894 --> 00:27:11,226 >> I CAN TELL YOU DONALD TRUMP 892 00:27:11,293 --> 00:27:11,993 LITERALLY THINKS THAT ENFORCING 893 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:14,060 THE ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT IS A 894 00:27:14,126 --> 00:27:14,260 JOKE. 895 00:27:14,327 --> 00:27:15,260 IN PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS, HE 896 00:27:15,327 --> 00:27:16,493 WILL SAY THINGS LIKE, OH, THEY 897 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,093 COULDN'T DRILL BECAUSE THERE WAS 898 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:19,327 A FROG. 899 00:27:19,393 --> 00:27:20,193 AND THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS WERE 900 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:20,627 MAD ABOUT THE FROG. 901 00:27:20,694 --> 00:27:22,460 ALL HE WILL SAY, OH, THERE WAS A 902 00:27:22,527 --> 00:27:23,093 PUDDLE, AND SOMETHING I HAVE 903 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,827 GROWN IN IT. 904 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,827 HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY. 905 00:27:26,894 --> 00:27:28,827 >> Bill: HE THINKS THE WIND IS 906 00:27:28,894 --> 00:27:29,627 CONNECTED TO YOUR TV. 907 00:27:29,694 --> 00:27:32,427 IF WE HAD WIND POWER, AND THE 908 00:27:32,493 --> 00:27:33,460 WIND WASN'T BLOWING, THE TV 909 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:33,794 WOULD GO OFF. 910 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,727 I DON'T KNOW -- 911 00:27:36,794 --> 00:27:38,760 >> RACHEL CARSON, HE IS NOT. 912 00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:39,727 >> I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER 913 00:27:39,794 --> 00:27:41,627 WHEN IT WAS A TERRIBLE THING TO 914 00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:45,927 PIT WINNERS AND LOSERS IN THE 915 00:27:45,993 --> 00:27:48,327 ECONOMY. 916 00:27:48,393 --> 00:27:51,060 THIS WEEK, WHEN EPSTEIN 917 00:27:51,126 --> 00:27:53,026 DIED, HE TWEETED THAT IT WAS THE 918 00:27:53,093 --> 00:27:54,160 CLINTONS, AND PEOPLE NOTICED 919 00:27:54,226 --> 00:27:55,460 THAT THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME 920 00:27:55,527 --> 00:27:57,827 HE HAS JUMPED ON A CONSPIRACY 921 00:27:57,894 --> 00:27:58,060 THEORY. 922 00:27:58,126 --> 00:27:59,460 HE REALLY NEVER MET A CONSPIRACY 923 00:27:59,527 --> 00:28:00,993 THEORY HE DIDN'T LIKE. 924 00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:02,627 LOOK AT THIS, 23 -- 925 00:28:02,694 --> 00:28:03,894 "THE WASHINGTON POST" -- 23 926 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:04,627 BIZARRE CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 927 00:28:04,694 --> 00:28:06,560 I THINK THEY NEED A LITTLE 928 00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:07,293 BETTER RESEARCHER, BECAUSE THAT 929 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,627 IS NOT ALL. 930 00:28:08,694 --> 00:28:10,060 WE FOUND ALL OF THEM. 931 00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:12,593 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE 932 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,060 FULLEST? 933 00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:13,560 [APPLAUSE] 934 00:28:13,627 --> 00:28:13,993 I'M GLAD. 935 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,593 FOR EXAMPLE, HE BELIEVES THE 936 00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:18,660 CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT DNA 937 00:28:18,727 --> 00:28:20,460 TESTING ON MONICA LEWINSKY'S 938 00:28:20,527 --> 00:28:21,126 DRESS REVEALED A SECOND SHOOTER. 939 00:28:21,193 --> 00:28:24,927 [LAUGHTER] 940 00:28:24,993 --> 00:28:28,393 [APPLAUSE] 941 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:30,160 HE BELIEVES THE THEORY THAT ALL 942 00:28:30,226 --> 00:28:31,760 THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN IS FROM 943 00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:37,360 MERMAIDS HAVING WORK DONE. 944 00:28:37,427 --> 00:28:39,527 HE THINKS THE MOON LANDING WAS 945 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,093 FAKE. 946 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,794 BUT "KNOTS LANDING" WAS REAL. 947 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:45,460 DONALD TRUMP THINK THE AUTHOR 948 00:28:45,527 --> 00:28:47,360 THAT IS A SECRET CODE USED TO 949 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:50,260 COMMUNICATE MESSAGES. 950 00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:56,827 [APPLAUSE] 951 00:28:56,894 --> 00:28:58,927 HE HAS MANY TIMES AND SPOKEN 952 00:28:58,993 --> 00:29:00,627 PRIVATELY ABOUT HIS BELIEF THE 953 00:29:00,694 --> 00:29:02,827 PYRAMIDS ON STRUCTURES BUILT BY 954 00:29:02,894 --> 00:29:06,193 MAN, THEY ARE THE EARTH'S TITS. 955 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:06,460 THAT IS -- 956 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:10,226 [APPLAUSE] 957 00:29:10,293 --> 00:29:11,993 HE BELIEVES -- LISTEN TO THIS 958 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:14,060 CONSPIRACY THEORY -- WHEN 959 00:29:14,126 --> 00:29:16,327 STARBUCKS ASKS YOU, DO YOU WANT 960 00:29:16,393 --> 00:29:16,993 ROOM FOR CREAM? 961 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,627 THEY GIVE YOU THE SAME AMOUNT OF 962 00:29:18,694 --> 00:29:21,960 COFFEE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. 963 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:24,560 [LAUGHTER] 964 00:29:24,627 --> 00:29:26,460 AND HE BELIEVES THAT NOCTURNAL 965 00:29:26,527 --> 00:29:27,927 EMISSION MEANS THAT IN YOUR 966 00:29:27,993 --> 00:29:30,260 SLEEP, YOU WERE JERKED OFF BY A 967 00:29:30,327 --> 00:29:30,460 GHOST. 968 00:29:30,527 --> 00:29:34,060 OKAY, HE IS ONE HALF OF 969 00:29:34,126 --> 00:29:35,026 RUN THE JEWELS AND HOST OF THE 970 00:29:35,093 --> 00:29:37,860 NETFLIX SHOW "TRIGGER WARNING," 971 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:38,627 MICHAEL RENDER, A.K.A. 972 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:39,593 KILLER MIKE IS OVER HERE. 973 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:41,493 HEY, MIKE! 974 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,960 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 975 00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:46,560 THERE IS THAT 1,000-WATT SMILE. 976 00:29:46,627 --> 00:29:48,993 HOW ARE YOU? 977 00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:51,293 ALL RIGHT, MIKE, SO GLAD YOU ARE 978 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,193 HERE. 979 00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:53,293 >> GLAD TO BE HERE. 980 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:53,860 >> Bill: REPRESENTING THERE? 981 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:56,993 >> THIS -- I KNOW WE'RE GOING TO 982 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:57,993 TALK ABOUT CAPITALISM AT SOME 983 00:29:58,060 --> 00:29:58,193 POINT. 984 00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:01,860 A COUPLE KIDS SENT ME A BIG AND 985 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:04,160 TALL STREET WEAR BRAND CALLED 986 00:30:04,226 --> 00:30:05,060 GRAND, THEY ARE CHUBBY. 987 00:30:05,126 --> 00:30:07,260 THEY FIGURED CHUBBY KIDS CAN BUY 988 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:08,860 EXPENSIVE SHOES, SO I INVESTED 989 00:30:08,927 --> 00:30:09,493 IN THEIR COMPANY AND BOUGHT SOME 990 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:09,727 OF THEM. 991 00:30:09,794 --> 00:30:11,060 [APPLAUSE] 992 00:30:11,126 --> 00:30:14,593 >> Bill: BIG OF YOU. 993 00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,660 SO I GOT A MILLION THINGS I WANT 994 00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:17,794 TO ASK YOU, LET'S START WITH 995 00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:18,327 JAY-Z. 996 00:30:18,393 --> 00:30:20,327 THAT'S ALL IN THE NEWS, JAY-Z 997 00:30:20,393 --> 00:30:23,160 HAS PARTNERED WITH THE NFL. 998 00:30:23,226 --> 00:30:25,260 I UNDERSTAND ROBERT KRAFT IS THE 999 00:30:25,327 --> 00:30:26,827 ONE WHO BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER. 1000 00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:28,660 >> ROBERT HAS A LOT OF HIP HIP 1001 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:39,794 POINTS AT THE LAST COUPLE YEARS. 1002 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:40,560 ALL WRAPPER SHIT. 1003 00:30:40,627 --> 00:30:44,827 YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. 1004 00:30:44,894 --> 00:30:47,460 >> Bill: BUT THE INTERNET IS 1005 00:30:47,527 --> 00:30:49,560 ON JAY-Z LIKE BEYONCE'S SISTER 1006 00:30:49,627 --> 00:30:54,193 IN AN ELEVATOR. 1007 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:56,827 BECAUSE, OF COURSE, WE HAVE THE 1008 00:30:56,894 --> 00:30:58,126 SUPER BOWL, COLIN KAEPERNICK 1009 00:30:58,193 --> 00:30:58,960 STILL DOESN'T HAVE A JOB IN THE 1010 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:00,126 NFL. 1011 00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:01,060 AND THERE WAS A LOT OF PRESSURE 1012 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:03,493 FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE SAYING YOU 1013 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,694 HAVE MAROON 5 PLAYING THE GIG, 1014 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,060 BUT THEY GOT SHIT FOR DOING IT. 1015 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:07,827 SOME PEOPLE STAYED AWAY, SOME 1016 00:31:07,894 --> 00:31:10,427 PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT JAY-Z 1017 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:11,960 IS GIVING THE NFL COVER. 1018 00:31:12,026 --> 00:31:13,660 ERIC REED, A PRO BOWLER FOR THE 1019 00:31:13,727 --> 00:31:16,327 PANTHERS, HE SAID IT LOOKS LIKE 1020 00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:18,193 YOUR GOAL, TALKING TO JAY-Z, WAS 1021 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:21,193 TO MAKE MILLIONS BY ASSISTING 1022 00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:23,427 THE NFL IN BURYING COLIN'S 1023 00:31:23,493 --> 00:31:24,093 CAREER. 1024 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,627 I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT, BUT I 1025 00:31:25,694 --> 00:31:26,360 WANT YOUR TAKE. 1026 00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,427 >> BEING A BLACK AMERICAN IS A 1027 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:29,193 DUALITY, RIGHT? 1028 00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:30,960 AND I NAVIGATED BECAUSE I WAS 1029 00:31:31,026 --> 00:31:32,627 RAISED IN ATLANTA. 1030 00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:33,226 ATLANTA SUPER BOWL CAME LAST 1031 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:34,427 YEAR, I STOOD UP AND ONE OF 1032 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,226 THE MEETINGS AND I RAISE TELL 1033 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:37,993 ABOUT THERE NOT BEING A SOCIAL 1034 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:40,493 CLIMATE INVOLVED, MEANING 1035 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,527 I SAID, AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE 1036 00:31:43,593 --> 00:31:44,527 12 KIDS SHADOW PRODUCERS AND 1037 00:31:44,593 --> 00:31:45,593 LEARN HOW TO PRODUCE A SHOW. 1038 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:48,360 WE HAVE ARTS AND THEATER SCHOOL 1039 00:31:48,427 --> 00:31:49,627 THAT OUTKAST CAME OUT OF. 1040 00:31:49,694 --> 00:31:51,160 MY SCHOOL, FREDERICK DOUGLASS 1041 00:31:51,226 --> 00:31:52,293 HIGH SCHOOL ARTS PROGRAM, SIMPLE 1042 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,460 AS THAT, YOU CAN DO THAT. 1043 00:31:55,527 --> 00:31:56,560 OUR COMMUNITIES THAT DECIMATED 1044 00:31:56,627 --> 00:31:57,160 WERE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL 1045 00:31:57,226 --> 00:31:57,694 PULLED OUT YEARS AGO. 1046 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,593 THEY FUNCTION ANOTHER GENETIC 1047 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:01,360 POOL IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC 1048 00:32:01,427 --> 00:32:03,160 THEY CAN GET MUCH CHEAPER, 1049 00:32:03,226 --> 00:32:03,360 RIGHT? 1050 00:32:03,427 --> 00:32:05,593 >> Bill: ARE WE STILL TALKING 1051 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:06,193 ABOUT JAY-Z? 1052 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,327 >> YEAH, WE ARE. 1053 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:11,360 WHAT WE ARE REALLY TALKING ABOUT 1054 00:32:11,427 --> 00:32:13,026 IS WHAT FUELS THESE THINGS. 1055 00:32:13,093 --> 00:32:16,593 THE NFL IS FUELED BY TALENT FROM 1056 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:18,360 BLACK KIDS AND POOR, WORKING 1057 00:32:18,427 --> 00:32:20,960 CLASS WHITE KIDS THAT MAKE GOOD. 1058 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,894 JAY-Z HAS BEEN A CAPITALIST HIS 1059 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,460 ENTIRE CAREER, AND A CELEBRATED 1060 00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:25,393 ONE, BECAUSE HE WAS ONE OF US 1061 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,493 THAT MADE IT OUT OF THE STREETS, 1062 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,560 INTO ROOMS, AND HE DID WHAT HE 1063 00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:29,360 COULD WHEN HE SHOULD. 1064 00:32:29,427 --> 00:32:31,226 WHEN THE GRAMMYS DID NOT SHOW 1065 00:32:31,293 --> 00:32:32,960 THE HIP-HOP PORTION, JAY-Z 1066 00:32:33,026 --> 00:32:33,627 BOYCOTTED. 1067 00:32:33,694 --> 00:32:35,193 I KNOW, BECAUSE I BOYCOTTED THE 1068 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:36,627 SAME YEAR, THE ONLY GRAMMY I 1069 00:32:36,694 --> 00:32:37,160 EVER WON. 1070 00:32:37,226 --> 00:32:41,193 I WAS SAD AS HELL AFTER. 1071 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,060 JAY-Z NOT ONLY GIVES US A SEAT 1072 00:32:43,126 --> 00:32:44,226 AT THE TABLE, YOUNG PEOPLE, 1073 00:32:44,293 --> 00:32:47,193 YOUNG BLACK AMERICA. 1074 00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:49,360 WHAT HE KNELT FOR WAS PROPER 1075 00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:50,126 TREATMENT OF US BY STATE AGENTS, 1076 00:32:50,193 --> 00:32:52,727 THAT DOES NOT END WITH HIM 1077 00:32:52,794 --> 00:32:54,160 GETTING A JOB, AND THE SAME 1078 00:32:54,226 --> 00:32:54,960 WAY HIM KNEELING IS NOT AN 1079 00:32:55,026 --> 00:32:57,226 INSULT TO THE MILITARY. 1080 00:32:57,293 --> 00:32:59,026 AS AN AMERICAN, ASSERTING HER 1081 00:32:59,093 --> 00:32:59,760 FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, SAYING 1082 00:32:59,827 --> 00:33:00,427 SOMETHING IS WRONG. 1083 00:33:00,493 --> 00:33:01,727 SO ON BOTH SIDES OF THIS 1084 00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:05,760 POLARIZED ISSUE THAT WE ARE 1085 00:33:05,827 --> 00:33:08,193 GIVEN THIS NARROW FRAME TO 1086 00:33:08,226 --> 00:33:09,727 ARGUE, LIKE TRUMP, WE SHOULDN'T 1087 00:33:09,794 --> 00:33:10,493 DO THAT. 1088 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,260 LOOK FOR THE TERTIARY 1089 00:33:11,327 --> 00:33:11,560 AGREEMENTS. 1090 00:33:11,627 --> 00:33:13,993 I BELIEVE IF JAY-Z BECOMES A 1091 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:19,660 TEAM OWNER, KAEP GETS A TRYOUT. 1092 00:33:19,727 --> 00:33:20,393 >> Bill: I WOULD READ HIS 1093 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:22,760 WHOLE QUOTE, BUT IT'S BASICALLY 1094 00:33:22,827 --> 00:33:24,760 SAYING, TIME FOR ACTION. 1095 00:33:24,827 --> 00:33:26,293 AND TO ME, IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S 1096 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,760 BEEN TALKING TO OBAMA. 1097 00:33:30,827 --> 00:33:31,060 JAY-Z HAS. 1098 00:33:31,126 --> 00:33:32,226 BECAUSE THIS IS OBAMA, TO ME. 1099 00:33:32,293 --> 00:33:33,427 LET'S DO SOMETHING REAL, LET'S 1100 00:33:33,493 --> 00:33:35,827 GET SOMETHING DONE. 1101 00:33:35,894 --> 00:33:38,126 LET'S NOT BE THE ENEMY OF THE 1102 00:33:38,193 --> 00:33:38,894 GOOD. 1103 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,727 >> THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN 1104 00:33:39,794 --> 00:33:41,293 COMMUNITY WOULD ARGUE THAT OBAMA 1105 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,260 DIDN'T DO THAT. 1106 00:33:42,327 --> 00:33:44,894 SAME ELEMENTS THAT WOULD ARGUE 1107 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,293 THAT JAY-Z HASN'T BETRAYED. 1108 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,427 THERE'S AN ARGUMENT OUT OF THE 1109 00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:48,060 AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY 1110 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,493 THAT'S NOT PLEASED WITH OBAMA 1111 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,460 APPEARED ON HERE TO CASTIGATE, 1112 00:33:50,527 --> 00:33:52,393 I'M JUST SIMPLY SAYING, WE ARE 1113 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:54,060 NOT MONOLITHIC. 1114 00:33:54,126 --> 00:33:54,927 WE HAVE DIFFERENT VIEWS. 1115 00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:57,460 AROUND JAY-Z, THERE WAS A MAYOR 1116 00:33:57,527 --> 00:33:59,160 IN ATLANTA, WHEN HE TOOK MY 1117 00:33:59,226 --> 00:34:00,193 ORIOLE SHIT, THIS IS WHAT HE 1118 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,627 SAID, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A 1119 00:34:01,694 --> 00:34:03,427 SEAT AT THE TABLE SO 29% OF ANY 1120 00:34:03,493 --> 00:34:06,393 CONTRACT THAT COMES ACROSS THE 1121 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:07,026 CITY HAS TO BE AFRICAN-AMERICAN 1122 00:34:07,093 --> 00:34:08,160 PARTICIPATED AND OWNED. 1123 00:34:08,226 --> 00:34:10,226 HE COULDN'T FIND ONE 1124 00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:11,026 AFRICAN-AMERICAN ARCHITECTURE 1125 00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:12,827 FIRM AT THE TIME, SO HE HIRED 1126 00:34:12,894 --> 00:34:13,360 BLACK CONTRACTS TO BUILD 1127 00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:13,727 RUNWAYS. 1128 00:34:13,794 --> 00:34:15,226 IF YOU CAN BUILD A DRIVEWAY, YOU 1129 00:34:15,293 --> 00:34:16,427 CAN BUILD A RUNWAY. 1130 00:34:16,493 --> 00:34:18,427 THOUGH HE COULDN'T INCLUDE US IN 1131 00:34:18,493 --> 00:34:19,627 ARCHITECTURE, HE GOT BLACK 1132 00:34:19,694 --> 00:34:20,193 COMPANIES LIKE THE HERMAN 1133 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:22,460 RUSSELL COMPANY WORKING TO 1134 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:23,960 BUILD, AND THAT IS WHAT JAY-Z IS 1135 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:24,160 DOING. 1136 00:34:24,226 --> 00:34:28,360 WITH THAT SAID, HE IS SUPPORTING 1137 00:34:28,427 --> 00:34:28,660 KAEPERNICK. 1138 00:34:28,727 --> 00:34:35,560 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1139 00:34:35,627 --> 00:34:37,193 >> Bill: MAY I ASK A SECOND 1140 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:37,460 QUESTION? 1141 00:34:37,527 --> 00:34:39,493 [LAUGHTER] 1142 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:44,193 YOU'LL GET MORE QUESTIONS. 1143 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:45,160 OKAY. 1144 00:34:45,226 --> 00:34:46,360 SO, GUNS. 1145 00:34:46,427 --> 00:34:46,560 GUNS. 1146 00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:46,794 >> YES. 1147 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:47,860 >> Bill: EVERY TIME YOU ARE 1148 00:34:47,927 --> 00:34:49,660 HERE, WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT 1149 00:34:49,727 --> 00:34:49,860 GUNS. 1150 00:34:49,927 --> 00:34:50,827 >> I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1151 00:34:50,894 --> 00:34:51,860 >> Bill: THERE WAS A SHOOTING 1152 00:34:51,927 --> 00:34:53,293 LAST WEEK, AND CORY BOOKER, 1153 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,694 KAMALA HARRIS HAVE GUN PLANS 1154 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,260 OUTCOME AND THEY'RE TALKING 1155 00:34:55,327 --> 00:35:00,260 ABOUT THESE RED FLAG LAWS. 1156 00:35:00,327 --> 00:35:01,694 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH 1157 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,427 THAT. 1158 00:35:02,493 --> 00:35:02,760 >> I CAN'T BE. 1159 00:35:02,827 --> 00:35:05,260 I'M AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN MALE. 1160 00:35:05,327 --> 00:35:06,160 I LIVE IN A PROGRESSIVE CITY IN 1161 00:35:06,226 --> 00:35:08,627 THE DEEP SOUTH. 1162 00:35:08,694 --> 00:35:09,593 I'M SURROUNDED BY WHITE GUN 1163 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:11,694 OWNERS WHO HAVE OWNED GUNS FOR 1164 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,427 GENERATIONS, WHO AGREE WITH THE 1165 00:35:13,493 --> 00:35:14,493 PRESIDENT THAT IS BEING COMPARED 1166 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,993 TO NATIONALISTIC AND NAZIS. 1167 00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:20,760 I WOULD BE A FOOL TO SAY GIVE MY 1168 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:21,393 GUNS TO GOVERNMENT PAY DOESN'T 1169 00:35:21,460 --> 00:35:24,927 MEAN I HAVE A NEED AGAINST THE 1170 00:35:24,993 --> 00:35:29,193 LOBBY, TO GET KAMALA AND CORY 1171 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:29,360 IN. 1172 00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:33,226 IT MEANS I SIMPLY CANNOT, IN MY 1173 00:35:33,293 --> 00:35:34,226 SUPPORT OF BLACK PARTICIPATION 1174 00:35:34,293 --> 00:35:35,860 IN POLITICS, THAT IS AN ISSUE I 1175 00:35:35,927 --> 00:35:36,226 CANNOT SUPPORT. 1176 00:35:36,293 --> 00:35:37,960 >> Bill: BECAUSE A RED FLAG 1177 00:35:38,026 --> 00:35:39,960 MEANS THEY ARE GOING TO FIND 1178 00:35:40,026 --> 00:35:40,860 REASONS TO TAKE -- 1179 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:42,060 >> THEY ALREADY HAVE. 1180 00:35:42,126 --> 00:35:42,960 >> Bill: I KNOW YOU WOULD SAY 1181 00:35:43,026 --> 00:35:44,493 THEY ARE GOING TO FIND MORE 1182 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,627 REASONS -- 1183 00:35:46,694 --> 00:35:48,827 >> GUN LAWS AFFECT BLACK 1184 00:35:48,894 --> 00:35:50,560 AMERICANS FIRST AND WORST. 1185 00:35:50,627 --> 00:35:51,860 DR. KING GOT GUNS TO BE AN ISSUE 1186 00:35:51,927 --> 00:35:54,060 BY FILING FOR A CONCEALED CARRY 1187 00:35:54,126 --> 00:35:55,460 PERMIT PIT 70 OR 80 YEARS AGO, 1188 00:35:55,527 --> 00:35:56,827 AND THE DEEP SOUTH, BLACK MEN 1189 00:35:56,894 --> 00:35:58,460 COULD BUY SHOTGUNS BUT NOT 1190 00:35:58,527 --> 00:35:59,060 RIFLES BUT WHAT'S THE 1191 00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:00,260 DIFFERENCE, THEY BOTH KILL 1192 00:36:00,327 --> 00:36:00,493 PEOPLE? 1193 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:09,493 A SHOTGUN CAN KILL KLAN CLOSER 1194 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,794 THAN A RIFLE PIER I WOULD WANT 1195 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,193 HIM DEAD SO HE DOESN'T GET CLOSE 1196 00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:19,193 TO MY WIFE AND CHILDREN. 1197 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,493 >> Bill: WE ALREADY HAVE COME 1198 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,126 IN MY VIEW, TOO MANY POLICE. 1199 00:36:23,193 --> 00:36:27,360 THERE ARE FIVE POLICE FORCES 1200 00:36:27,427 --> 00:36:28,527 BETWEEN MALIBU AND THIS STUDIO? 1201 00:36:28,593 --> 00:36:31,960 >> I'VE BEEN PULLED OVER BY FOUR 1202 00:36:32,026 --> 00:36:32,193 OF THEM. 1203 00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:32,460 [LAUGHTER] 1204 00:36:32,527 --> 00:36:34,360 >> Bill: IS THAT TRUE? 1205 00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:36,026 >> THEY ALL LET ME KEEP MY WEED, 1206 00:36:36,093 --> 00:36:37,694 THOUGH, THAT'S HOW I KNEW YOU 1207 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,060 GUYS WERE MUCH MORE PROGRESSIVE. 1208 00:36:39,126 --> 00:36:42,760 >> Bill: THE DEA, THE ETF, 1209 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,593 I.C.E., FEDERAL, SHERIFF 1210 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:50,293 DEPARTMENT, THE FEDERAL MARSHALS 1211 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:50,593 MARSHALS -- 1212 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:51,193 >> A LOT OF COPS. 1213 00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:51,760 >> Bill: THAT'S A LOT OF 1214 00:36:51,827 --> 00:36:54,593 PEOPLE WITH A LICENSE TO KILL, 1215 00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:55,560 AND THEY ALL LOVE TRUMP. 1216 00:36:55,627 --> 00:36:59,894 >> I CAN'T SAY ALL, BUT A LOT. 1217 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:05,627 >> Bill: COPS LOVE BEFORE. 1218 00:37:05,694 --> 00:37:08,427 SO, YOU ARE ATLANTA. 1219 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,026 THERE WAS A BIG CONCLAVE TODAY 1220 00:37:10,093 --> 00:37:11,527 WITH MAYOR PETE WAS THERE. 1221 00:37:11,593 --> 00:37:14,226 SPEAK ALL BE THERE -- 1222 00:37:14,293 --> 00:37:15,327 >> Bill: YOU WILL BE THERE? 1223 00:37:15,393 --> 00:37:19,026 >> I LEAVE HERE TO FLY HOME, MY 1224 00:37:19,093 --> 00:37:20,460 WIFE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 1225 00:37:20,527 --> 00:37:23,393 SHE WANTS TO STAY IN MALIBU AND 1226 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:23,794 SMOKE WEED. 1227 00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:24,060 [LAUGHTER] 1228 00:37:24,126 --> 00:37:24,360 [APPLAUSE] 1229 00:37:24,427 --> 00:37:25,627 >> Bill: WHY WOULD IT BE 1230 00:37:25,694 --> 00:37:26,560 DIFFERENT IN MALIBU? 1231 00:37:26,627 --> 00:37:28,293 WEED IS WEED, THAT'S WHAT'S 1232 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:28,860 GREAT ABOUT IT. 1233 00:37:28,927 --> 00:37:30,794 >> WE HAVE BETTER STRIP CLUBS, 1234 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:31,493 YOU HAVE BETTER WEED. 1235 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,393 WE SHOULD MEET IN THE MIDDLE. 1236 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:37,927 GREEN WEED AND BLACK WOMEN, MAN. 1237 00:37:37,993 --> 00:37:41,193 BEST FRIENDS. 1238 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:42,427 >> Bill: MAYOR PETE, WHAT DO 1239 00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:43,160 YOU THINK ABOUT MAYOR PETE TO? 1240 00:37:43,226 --> 00:37:44,794 EVERY TIME I TURN ON THE NEWS, 1241 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:45,460 THEY TALK ABOUT HIM. 1242 00:37:45,527 --> 00:37:46,794 HE'S GOT A PROBLEM, HE'S NOT 1243 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,894 DOWN WITH THE BROWN. 1244 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,393 >> I LIKE HIS PERSONALITY. 1245 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,460 I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH OF HIS 1246 00:37:52,527 --> 00:37:52,694 POLICY. 1247 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,760 I KNOW HE RAN INTO SOME ISSUES 1248 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:56,160 AROUND POLICE IN THE SOUTH BEND 1249 00:37:56,226 --> 00:37:56,393 AREA. 1250 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,126 MY THING IS, WITH POLICE FORCES 1251 00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:00,960 AND ANY MAYOR, WHY DO THEY SEEM 1252 00:38:01,026 --> 00:38:02,360 TO HAVE CONTROL AND FOLLY OVER 1253 00:38:02,427 --> 00:38:03,226 THE MAYOR'S OFFICE, VERSUS THE 1254 00:38:03,293 --> 00:38:05,760 OTHER WAY AROUND? 1255 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:07,260 IN MY CITY, POLICE SEEM TO BE 1256 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,927 TAKEN TO TASK MORE. 1257 00:38:08,993 --> 00:38:10,993 POLICE HAVE BEEN EXCELLENTLY 1258 00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:14,293 KILLED, A BLACK OLD LADY, FALSE 1259 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,393 PREMISE DRUG RAID -- THEY WERE 1260 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,660 SENT TO JAIL PEERED POLICE KILL 1261 00:38:16,727 --> 00:38:23,126 A KID FALSELY 1262 00:38:23,193 --> 00:38:26,827 ACCUSED OF CRIMES. 1263 00:38:26,894 --> 00:38:28,026 NEW YORK, BILL de BLASIO COULD 1264 00:38:28,093 --> 00:38:29,560 HAVE DONE SOMETHING SOONER. 1265 00:38:29,627 --> 00:38:30,794 MAYOR PETE, AND HIS GROWTH TO BE 1266 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:31,493 A NATIONAL POLITICIAN, HE HAS TO 1267 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,827 GET OUT IN FRONT OF THIS AND BE 1268 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:35,360 TOUGH AND SQUARE. 1269 00:38:35,427 --> 00:38:37,727 IF YOU ATTACK INSURANCE 1270 00:38:37,794 --> 00:38:38,960 COMPANIES AND POLICE PENSIONS, 1271 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:39,927 YOU WILL SEE A DECELERATION. 1272 00:38:39,993 --> 00:38:42,327 YOU NEVER SEE BLACK COPS 1273 00:38:42,393 --> 00:38:43,427 ACCIDENTALLY KEEP KILLING WHITE 1274 00:38:43,493 --> 00:38:43,627 KIDS. 1275 00:38:43,694 --> 00:38:45,427 THEY UNDERSTAND WHITE PEOPLE ARE 1276 00:38:45,493 --> 00:38:46,193 NOT GOING TO TOLERATE IT, THE 1277 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:48,160 WAY YOU DON'T TOLERATE THINGS IN 1278 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:49,593 CAPITALISM IS ATTACK THE MONEY. 1279 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,193 IF YOUR POLICE FORCE IS 1280 00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:52,060 MISABUSING AND USING YOU, AND 1281 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:53,593 THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU, FIND 1282 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:55,460 WAYS TO ATTACK THEIR MONEY. 1283 00:38:55,527 --> 00:38:56,694 FIND WAYS TO ATTACK THE UNIONS, 1284 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,393 THE PENSIONS, FIND A WAYS TO 1285 00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:01,026 ATTACK THE CITY'S MONEY. 1286 00:39:01,093 --> 00:39:01,393 IT WILL CHANGE. 1287 00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:04,627 [APPLAUSE] 1288 00:39:04,694 --> 00:39:05,327 >> Bill: EVERYBODY CAN GET IN 1289 00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:07,460 ON THIS ONE. 1290 00:39:07,527 --> 00:39:08,527 AFTER THE SHOOTINGS LAST WEEK, 1291 00:39:08,593 --> 00:39:09,727 NEIL deGRASSE TYSON, A GOOD 1292 00:39:09,794 --> 00:39:10,393 FRIEND OF MINE, A GOOD FRIEND OF 1293 00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:15,226 THE SHOW, BOY, DID HE GET IN 1294 00:39:15,293 --> 00:39:15,927 TROUBLE ON TWITTER. 1295 00:39:15,993 --> 00:39:18,393 HE SAID, IN THE PAST 48 HOURS, 1296 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,527 THE U.S. TERRIFICALLY LOST 34 1297 00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:21,593 PEOPLE TO MASS SHOOTINGS. 1298 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,560 AND HE SAID, ON AVERAGE, ACROSS 1299 00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:26,760 EVERY 40 HOURS CAN WE LOSE TWO 1300 00:39:26,827 --> 00:39:28,993 MEDICAL ACCIDENTS, CAR 1301 00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:31,026 ACCIDENTS. 1302 00:39:31,093 --> 00:39:32,727 HE SAID OFTEN OUR EMOTIONS 1303 00:39:32,794 --> 00:39:34,627 RESPOND MORE TO SPECTACLE THAN 1304 00:39:34,694 --> 00:39:36,193 TO DATA. 1305 00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:36,393 OKAY. 1306 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:38,694 BUT HE DIDN'T VOICE THE ONE TRUE 1307 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,060 OPINION. 1308 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:40,860 THIS COUNTRY IS NOW A PLACE 1309 00:39:40,927 --> 00:39:42,894 WHERE THERE IS JUST ONE 1310 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,727 ACCEPTABLE OPINION, GOD FORBID 1311 00:39:43,794 --> 00:39:46,393 YOU HAVE NUANCE OR THINK OUTSIDE 1312 00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:46,827 THE BOX. 1313 00:39:46,894 --> 00:39:50,360 SO FUCK ALL OF YOU ALL. 1314 00:39:50,427 --> 00:39:52,393 YOU CAN EXPRESS A DIFFERENT 1315 00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:52,794 OPINION. 1316 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:53,360 HE WASN'T SAYING, I'M GLAD 1317 00:39:53,427 --> 00:39:55,260 CHILDREN ARE DEAD. 1318 00:39:55,327 --> 00:39:59,527 >> IT'S THE GOTCHA CULTURE. 1319 00:39:59,593 --> 00:40:00,993 I DON'T HAS TO MOBILIZE THEIR 1320 00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:01,560 MOB IN ANY GIVEN MOMENT. 1321 00:40:01,627 --> 00:40:07,627 AND HE GOT DRAGGED BECAUSE -- HE 1322 00:40:07,694 --> 00:40:08,894 DIDN'T SAY WHY DON'T WE HAVE GUN 1323 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,393 CONTROL? 1324 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:10,794 HE DIDN'T UTTER THE MAGIC SPELL 1325 00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:12,026 THAT WOULD HAVE PROTECTED HIM. 1326 00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:14,527 >> CAN I SAY, THOUGH, WHEN WE'RE 1327 00:40:14,593 --> 00:40:17,694 TALKING ABOUT CANCEL CULTURE AND 1328 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,627 GOTCHA CULTURE, IT'S NOT 1329 00:40:19,694 --> 00:40:20,727 CONCENTRATED IN ONE SIDE. 1330 00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,026 JUST IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS, THE 1331 00:40:23,093 --> 00:40:23,993 PRESIDENT GOT MOVIE CANCEL 1332 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,293 BECAUSE HE HADN'T SEEN IT AND 1333 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,527 FOX NEWS DECIDED IT WASN'T NICE 1334 00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:28,026 TO CONSERVATIVES, EVEN THOUGH IT 1335 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,894 PRESENTED LIBERALS AS BEING MEAN 1336 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,660 TO CONSERVATIVES. 1337 00:40:30,727 --> 00:40:31,694 FOR SOME REASON, THAT DID IT 1338 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,493 MATCH WITH THE PRESIDENT WAS 1339 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:33,860 SAYING. 1340 00:40:33,927 --> 00:40:35,160 THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE 1341 00:40:35,226 --> 00:40:36,527 OUTRAGED MOBS ON THE INTERNET, 1342 00:40:36,593 --> 00:40:37,827 BUT WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE 1343 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:39,927 MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE FREE 1344 00:40:39,993 --> 00:40:42,360 WORLD -- 1345 00:40:42,427 --> 00:40:44,760 >> 60 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS. 1346 00:40:44,827 --> 00:40:46,060 WHEN HE TRIGGERS SOMEBODY, THEY 1347 00:40:46,126 --> 00:40:46,827 PULL A TRIGGER. 1348 00:40:46,894 --> 00:40:47,694 >> Bill: BUT IT HURTS MORE 1349 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,927 WHEN IT'S THE PEOPLE ON MY SIDE 1350 00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:50,527 WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR FREE 1351 00:40:50,593 --> 00:40:50,794 SPEECH. 1352 00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:53,393 >> I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1353 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:54,627 >> THERE IS NO SENSE OF 1354 00:40:54,694 --> 00:40:57,193 PROPORTION TO ANYTHING. 1355 00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:59,393 EVERYTHING, IF THE DEVCON ONE 1356 00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,593 IMMEDIATELY. 1357 00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:01,560 WE HAVE THIS REALLY 1358 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:02,193 OBJECTIONABLE HEADLINE LAST WEEK 1359 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,527 OR SO ABOUT TRUMP, GIVING HIM 1360 00:41:04,593 --> 00:41:08,126 TOO MUCH CREDIT, AND, YOU KNOW, 1361 00:41:08,193 --> 00:41:08,827 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" -- I'VE 1362 00:41:08,894 --> 00:41:10,393 BEEN THERE A LONG TIME -- WE 1363 00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:11,727 WRITE BAD HEADLINES ALL THE 1364 00:41:11,794 --> 00:41:12,960 TIME. 1365 00:41:13,026 --> 00:41:14,226 THIS IS A COMMON OCCURRENCE. 1366 00:41:14,293 --> 00:41:15,427 OCCURRENCE. 1367 00:41:15,493 --> 00:41:16,060 IMMEDIATELY, EVERYONE IS LIKE, 1368 00:41:16,126 --> 00:41:17,727 WE GOT TO FIRE THE EDITOR, I'M 1369 00:41:17,794 --> 00:41:21,226 CANCELING MY SUBSCRIPTION. 1370 00:41:21,293 --> 00:41:22,760 IT'S KNEE-JERKY, OVER THE TOP, 1371 00:41:22,827 --> 00:41:24,427 EDITS FUELED BY SOCIAL MEDIA. 1372 00:41:24,493 --> 00:41:28,226 I REALLY THINK IT IS UNHEALTHY. 1373 00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:30,827 >> HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE 1374 00:41:30,894 --> 00:41:32,060 ORIGINAL POINT COME IN A 1375 00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:32,827 CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY, THEY ARE 1376 00:41:32,894 --> 00:41:33,660 NOT GASPING BECAUSE THEY ARE 1377 00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:39,393 OFFENDED, THEY WERE SAYING THAT 1378 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:39,593 1992. 1379 00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:40,460 IT'S THE PERCEPTION OF I'M GOING 1380 00:41:40,527 --> 00:41:41,560 TO LOSE MONEY. 1381 00:41:41,627 --> 00:41:42,694 THE WAY TO CANCEL CANCEL CULTURE 1382 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,360 IS TO NOT ONLY ENFORCE THAT WE 1383 00:41:45,427 --> 00:41:46,560 BE MORE ADAMANT ABOUT FREE 1384 00:41:46,627 --> 00:41:49,193 SPEECH, IT'S TO THEN SUPPORT THE 1385 00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:51,360 THINGS YOU WANT TO SUPPORT. 1386 00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:58,026 THANK GOD -- THEY BROUGHT 1387 00:41:58,093 --> 00:42:00,126 BROWARD COUNTY TO TAKE HIM TO 1388 00:42:00,193 --> 00:42:01,527 THE SUPREME COURT THERE THEY 1389 00:42:01,593 --> 00:42:03,160 FOUGHT THE FIGHT FOR US TO SAY 1390 00:42:03,226 --> 00:42:05,660 BULLSHIT THAT GETS US CANCELED. 1391 00:42:05,727 --> 00:42:07,560 >> Bill: THE FIRST RAP RECORD 1392 00:42:07,627 --> 00:42:07,993 I EVER BOUGHT. 1393 00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:13,226 >> I LOVE YOU. 1394 00:42:13,293 --> 00:42:17,060 >> AND THE BEST PROOF OF THAT 1395 00:42:17,126 --> 00:42:18,226 ARGUMENT, OR CANCEL CULTURE 1396 00:42:18,293 --> 00:42:18,827 DOESN'T WORK THERE LITERALLY, 1397 00:42:18,894 --> 00:42:19,593 THE GOVERNOR AND 1398 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:21,393 ATTORNEY GENERAL OF VIRGINIA 1399 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,026 RIGHT NOW BOTH HAVE BLACK FACE 1400 00:42:23,093 --> 00:42:24,493 PROBLEMS, AND THEY BOTH ARE 1401 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,993 STILL IN POWER BECAUSE THEY 1402 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:28,927 AREN'T RESPONSIVE TO THE 1403 00:42:28,993 --> 00:42:29,460 INFLUENCES OF THE MARKET. 1404 00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:31,226 >> Bill: SPEAKING ABOUT, AND 1405 00:42:31,293 --> 00:42:33,393 MOVIES GETTING CANCELED, SARAH 1406 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,160 SILVERMAN. 1407 00:42:35,226 --> 00:42:36,193 SHE TWEETED OUT THIS WEEK, SHE 1408 00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,993 WAS ABOUT TO START A MOVIE, AND 1409 00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:40,493 SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT AS 1410 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:40,894 DORA THE EXPLORER. 1411 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,226 [LAUGHTER] 1412 00:42:45,293 --> 00:42:46,760 THIS IS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE 1413 00:42:46,827 --> 00:42:47,960 MOVIE WAS TO START, THEY CALLED 1414 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:49,026 HER UP AND SAID NO, WE SAW THE 1415 00:42:49,093 --> 00:42:50,627 SKETCH -- THIS HAS BEEN OUT 1416 00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:51,993 THERE FOR QUITE A WHILE HERE SHE 1417 00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:53,627 DID A BLACK FACE SKETCH IN 2007. 1418 00:42:53,694 --> 00:42:55,026 A SKETCH, I DON'T MEMBER ANYBODY 1419 00:42:55,093 --> 00:42:59,727 AT THE TIME -- WHICH, THEY 1420 00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:01,160 CHANGE THE RULES. 1421 00:43:01,226 --> 00:43:03,894 IT WAS IN SERVICE OF THE LIBERAL 1422 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:04,260 POINT OF VIEW. 1423 00:43:04,327 --> 00:43:06,293 IT WAS AN ANTIRACIST SKETCH 1424 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,894 USING BLACKFACE TO MAKE THAT 1425 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,360 POINT. 1426 00:43:08,427 --> 00:43:10,026 IT WASN'T TO BRING BACK MINSTREL 1427 00:43:10,093 --> 00:43:11,193 SHOWS THAT SHE DID IT. 1428 00:43:11,293 --> 00:43:12,560 BACK THEN, THE RULE WAS OKAY, 1429 00:43:12,627 --> 00:43:15,160 YOU CAN DO THAT IF IT'S IN 1430 00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:16,660 SERVICE OF THE RIGHT POINT OF 1431 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:17,460 VIEW. 1432 00:43:17,527 --> 00:43:19,026 NOW, THE RULES HAVE CHANGED, AND 1433 00:43:19,093 --> 00:43:21,360 SHE LOSES HER JOB. 1434 00:43:21,427 --> 00:43:22,393 NOW, DOES EVERYBODY WHO DID 1435 00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:23,827 THAT -- JIMMY KIMMEL DID IT, 1436 00:43:23,894 --> 00:43:24,493 BILLY CRYSTAL DID IT, AND A LOT 1437 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,560 OF -- TED DENSON DID IT, 1438 00:43:28,627 --> 00:43:30,427 EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT 1439 00:43:30,493 --> 00:43:31,627 THE FUTURE, FUTURE SARAH -- 1440 00:43:31,694 --> 00:43:33,393 >> A TIME MACHINE, IN THE 1441 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:36,794 FUTURE, THE WOKENESS STANDARD 1442 00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:42,827 WOULD CHANGE, WHICH IS HORSESHIT 1443 00:43:42,894 --> 00:43:43,093 HORSESHIT. 1444 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:43,760 SOMEDAY THEY WILL FIND SOME 1445 00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:45,860 BUDDY WHO LAUGHED AT THE 1446 00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:46,393 BLACKFACE SKETCH. 1447 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:51,193 NOW THEY HAVE TO BE FIRED. 1448 00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:51,960 IT'S ENDLESSLY -- 1449 00:43:52,026 --> 00:43:53,460 >> Bill: WHERE ARE YOU ON 1450 00:43:53,527 --> 00:43:53,927 THIS? 1451 00:43:53,993 --> 00:43:55,226 >> I'M ON SARAH SILVERMAN, THERE 1452 00:43:55,293 --> 00:44:01,360 IS A BLACK DETERGENT IN ATLANTA 1453 00:44:01,427 --> 00:44:03,694 STARTED BY FOUR BLACK VETERANS, 1454 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,026 ALL MEN 60 OR 70 YEARS OLD. 1455 00:44:05,093 --> 00:44:06,460 SHE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST AND 1456 00:44:06,527 --> 00:44:08,627 BIGGEST PEOPLE FROM HOLLYWOOD TO 1457 00:44:08,694 --> 00:44:09,960 MAKE A MASS PURCHASE OF THEIR 1458 00:44:10,026 --> 00:44:11,393 PRODUCTS, TO PUT IT ON 1459 00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:13,460 SOCIAL MEDIA. 1460 00:44:13,527 --> 00:44:16,226 THAT HELPED -- YEAH, IT'S CALLED 1461 00:44:16,293 --> 00:44:16,760 TRUE DETERGENT. 1462 00:44:16,827 --> 00:44:18,860 >> Bill: TO GET THE BLACKFACE 1463 00:44:18,927 --> 00:44:19,026 OFF? 1464 00:44:19,093 --> 00:44:20,694 [LAUGHTER] 1465 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:26,794 >> NO. 1466 00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:28,460 BUT HAD SARAH NOT DONE THAT, 1467 00:44:28,527 --> 00:44:29,727 THAT COMPANY WOULD NOT HAVE 1468 00:44:29,794 --> 00:44:30,993 GOTTEN THE EXTRA FUNDING THEY 1469 00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:31,760 NEEDED TO PURCHASE A WAREHOUSE, 1470 00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:36,293 WOULD NOT BE A CORNERSTONE. 1471 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,360 YOU ALL KNOW CHECK THAT OUT. 1472 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:42,627 IF SARAH, ALLY, DID THAT, I CAN 1473 00:44:42,694 --> 00:44:45,460 FORGIVE AN ALLY SHIT SHE DIDN'T 1474 00:44:45,527 --> 00:44:49,160 KNOW YEARS BEFORE. 1475 00:44:49,226 --> 00:44:50,527 ON THE BEHALF OF MY COMMUNITY. 1476 00:44:50,593 --> 00:44:51,427 >> Bill: I'M GOING TO FIND OUT 1477 00:44:51,493 --> 00:44:52,493 WHO PRODUCED THE MOVIE, NEVER 1478 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,193 SEE ANOTHER MOVIE THEY DO. 1479 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:56,794 EXACTLY, I'M GOING TO GET BACK 1480 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,593 AT THEM. 1481 00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:00,460 >> I KEEP THINKING, IF EVERYBODY 1482 00:45:00,527 --> 00:45:02,860 ALWAYS GETS FIRED FOR EVERY 1483 00:45:02,927 --> 00:45:04,026 MISTAKE, WHO'S GOING TO BE LEFT 1484 00:45:04,093 --> 00:45:07,960 AND WHO IS GOING TO TAKE THE 1485 00:45:08,026 --> 00:45:08,193 CHANCES? 1486 00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:10,160 YOU HAVE TO TAKE SOME CHANCES. 1487 00:45:10,226 --> 00:45:12,126 >> Bill: RIGHT! 1488 00:45:12,193 --> 00:45:13,393 ESPECIALLY AS ARTISTS. 1489 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,760 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS 1490 00:45:14,827 --> 00:45:16,360 UNTIL YOU CROSS IT A LITTLE BIT. 1491 00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:17,593 >> YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT. 1492 00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:19,427 >> Bill: NO, I WOULDN'T KNOW 1493 00:45:19,493 --> 00:45:19,694 THAT ALL. 1494 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,560 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1495 00:45:24,627 --> 00:45:25,226 IT'S REALLY CREEPY THE WAY THERE 1496 00:45:25,327 --> 00:45:28,226 IS A SHOW TRIAL ASPECT TO THIS. 1497 00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:30,460 WHEN I READ NEIL 1498 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:33,193 DEGRASSE TYSON -- FIRST OF ALL, 1499 00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:33,993 ANYBODY'S FIRST APOLOGY, NEVER 1500 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:35,160 GOOD ENOUGH. 1501 00:45:35,226 --> 00:45:38,226 HE WROTE I AM A LONG, LONG -- 1502 00:45:38,293 --> 00:45:41,694 >> IT'S LIKE A MARRIAGE. 1503 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,560 >> Bill: HE WROTE I AM 1504 00:45:43,627 --> 00:45:44,794 THEREFORE THANKFUL FOR THE 1505 00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:49,360 CANDOR AND DEPTH OF CRITICAL 1506 00:45:49,427 --> 00:45:49,627 REACTION. 1507 00:45:49,694 --> 00:45:52,060 THIS IS WHAT THEY USED TO DO IN 1508 00:45:52,126 --> 00:45:52,827 THE OLD SOVIET UNION. 1509 00:45:52,894 --> 00:45:55,560 CAN I GET OUT OF THE GULAGS NOW? 1510 00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:56,493 THANK YOU FOR EDUCATING ME, 1511 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,993 REEDUCATING ME. 1512 00:45:59,060 --> 00:45:59,727 HE'S NOT THE FIRST 1513 00:45:59,794 --> 00:46:00,827 ASTROPHYSICIST TO GET IN 1514 00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:02,593 TROUBLE. 1515 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:04,760 GALILEO. 1516 00:46:04,827 --> 00:46:06,193 GALILEO'S APOLOGY ALMOST THE 1517 00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:07,160 SAME, I HAVE BEEN ENJOINED BY 1518 00:46:07,226 --> 00:46:09,894 THE HOLY OFFICE TO ABANDON THE 1519 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,894 FALSE OPINION THAT MAINTAINS THE 1520 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,960 SUN IS THE CENTER. 1521 00:46:13,026 --> 00:46:16,427 I AM SURE, CURSE, AND TO TEST MY 1522 00:46:16,493 --> 00:46:18,393 SAID ERRORS AND HERESIES. 1523 00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:19,960 AND I GET OUT OF THE CELL NOW? 1524 00:46:20,026 --> 00:46:21,226 >> IT'S THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION 1525 00:46:21,293 --> 00:46:22,660 IN CHINA, PEOPLE ARE BEGGING TO 1526 00:46:22,727 --> 00:46:26,527 BE FORGIVEN AFTER THEY HAVE HAD 1527 00:46:26,593 --> 00:46:27,026 THEIR FAMILIES KILLED. 1528 00:46:27,093 --> 00:46:29,727 I'M SO SORRY THEY OFFENDED YOU. 1529 00:46:29,794 --> 00:46:31,827 >> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS 1530 00:46:31,894 --> 00:46:33,393 TOTALLY FAIR TO COMPARE NEIL 1531 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,794 deGRASSE TYSON HAVING TO TWEET 1532 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:36,727 SOMETHING THAT'S A LITTLE BIT 1533 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,660 OVER THE TOP TO THE CULTURAL 1534 00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:40,026 REVOLUTION IN CHINA. 1535 00:46:40,093 --> 00:46:40,593 THAT SEEMS NOT EXACTLY LIKE 1536 00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:44,727 THESE ARE THE SAME THINGS. 1537 00:46:44,794 --> 00:46:47,360 >> Bill: THAT WAS NOT -- 1538 00:46:47,427 --> 00:46:49,427 >> STILL THE MARATHON, THOUGH. 1539 00:46:49,493 --> 00:46:55,226 IT'S A PATHWAY THAT LEADS THERE. 1540 00:46:55,293 --> 00:46:55,760 DEFINITELY THE BEGINNING. 1541 00:46:55,827 --> 00:46:58,427 WHEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT 1542 00:46:58,493 --> 00:47:00,993 GRADUATED POSTSECONDARY 1543 00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:02,960 EDUCATION GET TO SHAME AND 1544 00:47:03,026 --> 00:47:03,627 ASTROPHYSICIST INTO APOLOGIZING, 1545 00:47:03,694 --> 00:47:07,993 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 1546 00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:12,794 [APPLAUSE] 1547 00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:14,727 >> Bill: WE ONLY HAVE 30 1548 00:47:14,794 --> 00:47:16,293 SECONDS, JUST GIVE ME YES OR NO, 1549 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,960 WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN A SUICIDE, 1550 00:47:19,026 --> 00:47:21,260 OR IS THERE SOMETHING MORE 1551 00:47:21,327 --> 00:47:21,894 NEFARIOUS? 1552 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,393 >> SUICIDE. 1553 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:25,026 >> SUICIDE, BUT FOR SHE. 1554 00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:26,860 >> SUICIDE, BUT THE 1555 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:28,126 INVESTIGATIONS WILL TURN UP 1556 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:28,427 INTERESTING. 1557 00:47:28,493 --> 00:47:34,827 >> NIGGA, PLEASE. 1558 00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,026 >> Bill: TIME FOR "NEW RULES," 1559 00:47:37,093 --> 00:47:37,293 EVERYONE. 1560 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:37,660 OF "NEW RULES" 1561 00:47:37,727 --> 00:47:44,627 ." 1562 00:47:44,694 --> 00:47:44,894 ALL RIGHT. 1563 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,627 NEW RULE: THE SELFIE BRUSH, THE 1564 00:47:45,694 --> 00:47:46,260 PLASTIC HAIR BRUSH THAT HOLDS 1565 00:47:46,327 --> 00:47:46,860 YOUR iPHONE SO YOU CAN TAKE A 1566 00:47:46,927 --> 00:47:49,160 SELFIE IN BETWEEN BRUSH STROKES, 1567 00:47:49,226 --> 00:47:49,727 MUST COME WITH THE FOLLOWING 1568 00:47:49,794 --> 00:47:50,727 DISCLAIMER: 1569 00:47:50,794 --> 00:47:52,260 "WARNING: OTHER PEOPLE'S 1570 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,393 INTEREST IN YOU IS LIKELY LOWER 1571 00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:56,260 THAN YOU SUSPECT." 1572 00:47:56,327 --> 00:47:59,894 [LAUGHTER] 1573 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,760 [APPLAUSE] 1574 00:48:01,827 --> 00:48:03,560 ATTACHING YOUR CELLPHONE TO YOUR 1575 00:48:03,627 --> 00:48:04,160 HAIRBRUSH DOESN'T SAY, "I'M A 1576 00:48:04,226 --> 00:48:05,794 MULTI-TASKER." 1577 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:07,060 IT SAYS, "GIVE ME BRAIN CANCER, 1578 00:48:07,126 --> 00:48:15,393 GOD, I DARE YOU." 1579 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,193 NEW RULE: SCIENTISTS HAVE TO DO 1580 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:16,860 A PEER-REVIEWED STUDY TO 1581 00:48:16,927 --> 00:48:17,927 DETERMINE WHAT IT IS ABOUT THE 1582 00:48:17,993 --> 00:48:18,627 HUMAN MIND THAT MAKES US KEEP 1583 00:48:18,694 --> 00:48:20,993 THINKING, "A NICE, COLD LA CROIX 1584 00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:23,026 SOUNDS GOOD," EVEN THOUGH IT 1585 00:48:23,093 --> 00:48:30,126 ALWAYS TASTES LIKE SHIT. 1586 00:48:30,193 --> 00:48:35,860 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1587 00:48:35,927 --> 00:48:36,927 NEW RULE: MARRIED PEOPLE WHO 1588 00:48:36,993 --> 00:48:37,493 INVITE ALL THEIR FRIENDS AND 1589 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,493 FAMILY TO WITNESS THE RENEWAL OF 1590 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,493 THEIR WEDDING VOWS, HAVE TO BE 1591 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,560 HONEST ON THE INVITATION. 1592 00:48:43,627 --> 00:48:47,927 [LAUGHTER] 1593 00:48:47,993 --> 00:48:57,226 [APPLAUSE] 1594 00:48:57,293 --> 00:48:58,493 NEW RULE: THE JEWEL WASP HAS TO 1595 00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,660 UNDERSTAND WE HAVE A PRETTY GOOD 1596 00:48:59,727 --> 00:49:00,960 IDEA WHY YOU ASKED TO SPEAK TO 1597 00:49:01,026 --> 00:49:02,160 US, AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 1598 00:49:02,226 --> 00:49:03,160 WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT 1599 00:49:03,226 --> 00:49:04,427 YOUR MOTHER AND I LOVE YOU NO 1600 00:49:04,493 --> 00:49:07,694 MATTER WHAT. 1601 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,727 [LAUGHTER] 1602 00:49:11,794 --> 00:49:17,960 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1603 00:49:18,026 --> 00:49:19,393 REHEARSAL CROWD, LOVED THAT 1604 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:20,026 YESTERDAY. 1605 00:49:20,093 --> 00:49:20,627 AND THEY WERE JUST PEOPLE OFF 1606 00:49:20,694 --> 00:49:26,593 THE STREETS. 1607 00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:30,627 NEW RULE: SINCE THE APP SHAZAM 1608 00:49:30,694 --> 00:49:32,160 LETS ME KNOW WHAT SONG I'M 1609 00:49:32,226 --> 00:49:33,393 LISTENING TO, THEY SHOULD HAVE A 1610 00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:34,993 NEW ONE THAT LETS ME KNOW IF THE 1611 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:36,093 ARTIST IS PROBLEMATIC THERE 1612 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:43,393 THAT'S WHY I'VE INVENTED PROBLAM 1613 00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:43,627 PROBLAM. 1614 00:49:43,694 --> 00:49:44,560 [APPLAUSE] 1615 00:49:44,627 --> 00:49:49,060 FOR EXAMPLE, LET'S PLAY THE SONG 1616 00:49:49,126 --> 00:49:50,760 "GHOST WHIPPED THE WHISKEY." 1617 00:49:50,827 --> 00:49:53,160 ♪ ♪ 1618 00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:55,960 I LOVE THAT SONG. 1619 00:49:56,026 --> 00:49:58,827 BUT CAN I LOVE THE SINGER? 1620 00:49:58,894 --> 00:50:01,493 LET'S PROBLAM IT. 1621 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,927 IT SAYS THE SINGER HAS MADE 1622 00:50:04,993 --> 00:50:07,760 SEVERAL TWEETS CALLING THE OBAMA 1623 00:50:07,827 --> 00:50:09,727 ADMINISTRATION GAY, AND ONES 1624 00:50:09,794 --> 00:50:12,126 LICKED A WOMAN'S NECK AND A 1625 00:50:12,193 --> 00:50:13,527 WALGREENS. 1626 00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:14,794 THROW HIM IN THE PILE WITH OUR 1627 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:18,327 KELLY AND WACKO JACKO. 1628 00:50:18,393 --> 00:50:21,060 NOW PLAY SOMETHING I CAN ENJOY 1629 00:50:21,126 --> 00:50:21,560 WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE. 1630 00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:30,860 ♪ ♪ 1631 00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:31,527 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE: 1632 00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:32,727 AMERICA MUST ASK ITSELF THIS 1633 00:50:32,794 --> 00:50:33,327 QUESTION: WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT 1634 00:50:33,393 --> 00:50:34,527 THE EASY ACCESS TO FIREARMS BY 1635 00:50:34,593 --> 00:50:35,126 YOUNG MEN WHO SIMPLY FEEL LIKE 1636 00:50:35,193 --> 00:50:38,694 SHIT? 1637 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,727 THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF REASONS 1638 00:50:39,794 --> 00:50:42,427 OFFERED AS TO WHY AMERICA HAS A 1639 00:50:42,493 --> 00:50:43,860 GUN VIOLENCE PROBLEM, BUT ISN'T 1640 00:50:43,927 --> 00:50:45,593 A LOT OF IT BECAUSE AMERICA IS 1641 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:47,360 AN EVERY-MAN-FOR-HIMSELF, 1642 00:50:47,427 --> 00:50:48,627 WINNER-TAKE-ALL CULTURE THAT 1643 00:50:48,694 --> 00:50:53,293 CHEWS UP AND SPITS OUT PEOPLE 1644 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,093 WHO DON'T KEEP UP? 1645 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:54,927 YOU CAN FLY AS HIGH AS YOU WANT, 1646 00:50:54,993 --> 00:50:55,760 BUT IF YOU FALL BY THE WAYSIDE 1647 00:50:55,827 --> 00:50:57,060 OUR RESPONSE IS: 1648 00:50:57,126 --> 00:50:58,593 SUCKS TO BE YOU, LOSER. 1649 00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,360 UNFOLLOW. 1650 00:51:00,427 --> 00:51:00,927 YOU WANT A FRIEND? 1651 00:51:00,993 --> 00:51:03,993 GET A GUN. 1652 00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:05,694 42% OF THE PEOPLE IN AMERICA 1653 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,026 MAKE $15 AN HOUR OR LESS. 1654 00:51:08,093 --> 00:51:09,126 HOW MUCH OF A LIFE CAN YOU 1655 00:51:09,193 --> 00:51:11,560 REALLY HAVE ON THAT BUDGET? 1656 00:51:11,627 --> 00:51:13,093 WHAT IS AN AMERICAN 1657 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,327 MASS SHOOTER, REALLY, BUT A 1658 00:51:14,393 --> 00:51:14,894 SUICIDE BOMBER WEARING 1659 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:20,493 AXE BODY SPRAY? 1660 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,894 [LAUGHTER] 1661 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,360 [APPLAUSE] 1662 00:51:25,427 --> 00:51:26,327 THE NRA SHOULD CHANGE ITS SLOGAN 1663 00:51:26,393 --> 00:51:28,193 TO "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. 1664 00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:28,927 SEETHING LONERS WHO CAN'T GET 1665 00:51:28,993 --> 00:51:34,026 LAID KILL PEOPLE." 1666 00:51:34,093 --> 00:51:36,660 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1667 00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:37,860 YES, WE HAVE TOO MANY GUNS, 1668 00:51:37,927 --> 00:51:40,427 BUT AMERICA HAS AN EPIDEMIC OF 1669 00:51:40,493 --> 00:51:42,160 GUN VIOLENCE BECAUSE IT HAS AN 1670 00:51:42,226 --> 00:51:42,894 EPIDEMIC OF GUYS WHO WERE PICKED 1671 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:49,660 LAST IN GYM. 1672 00:51:49,727 --> 00:51:53,794 [LAUGHTER] 1673 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,193 >> WE DON'T HAVE JIM IN ATLANTA 1674 00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:56,560 SCHOOLS ANYMORE. 1675 00:51:56,627 --> 00:51:59,026 >> Bill: I DO IT FOR THEM AT 1676 00:51:59,093 --> 00:52:00,126 HOME. 1677 00:52:00,193 --> 00:52:01,160 FORGET "RED FLAGS" -- JUST FIND 1678 00:52:01,226 --> 00:52:01,694 THE GUYS WHO CUT THEIR OWN 1679 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,493 BANGS. 1680 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,927 [LAUGHTER] 1681 00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:10,493 I KNOW PROFILING IS WRONG, 1682 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,927 BUT IF A GUY TAKES HIS MOTHER TO 1683 00:52:11,993 --> 00:52:15,427 THE PROM, HE GOES ON THE LIST. 1684 00:52:15,493 --> 00:52:17,460 [LAUGHTER] 1685 00:52:17,527 --> 00:52:19,660 DOES YOUR FONDEST SEXUAL MEMORY 1686 00:52:19,727 --> 00:52:20,427 INVOLVE TWO OTHER PEOPLE YOU 1687 00:52:20,493 --> 00:52:24,060 HEARD THROUGH A WALL? 1688 00:52:24,126 --> 00:52:30,694 [LAUGHTER] 1689 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,560 I'M GOING TO GET RID OF THIS. 1690 00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:34,160 IF IT'S THE LAST THING I'M 1691 00:52:34,226 --> 00:52:34,794 DOING. 1692 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:35,794 YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED FOR EXTRA 1693 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:36,060 SCREENING. 1694 00:52:36,126 --> 00:52:36,727 "ARMED AND LONELY" IS NOT A GOOD 1695 00:52:36,794 --> 00:52:37,427 COMBINATION. 1696 00:52:37,493 --> 00:52:40,026 AMERICA HAS A LONELINESS CRISIS. 1697 00:52:40,093 --> 00:52:41,126 22% OF MILLENNIALS SAY THEY 1698 00:52:41,193 --> 00:52:43,860 DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 1699 00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:44,760 25% SAY THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE AN 1700 00:52:44,827 --> 00:52:46,860 ACQUAINTANCE. 1701 00:52:46,927 --> 00:52:48,960 10% DIDN'T KNOW THAT PIZZA COMES 1702 00:52:49,026 --> 00:52:49,694 IN SLICES SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN 1703 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:56,293 HAVE SOME. 1704 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,827 [APPLAUSE] 1705 00:52:59,894 --> 00:53:00,794 AND WHAT IS IT THAT HAS MADE 1706 00:53:00,860 --> 00:53:07,293 PEOPLE SO LONELY? 1707 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,694 IT'S THEIR STUPID PHONES. 1708 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,126 WHICH WERE SUPPOSED TO CONNECT 1709 00:53:10,193 --> 00:53:12,226 PEOPLE. 1710 00:53:12,327 --> 00:53:15,960 [APPLAUSE] 1711 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,727 BUT WHICH STUDIES HAVE FOUND HAS 1712 00:53:18,794 --> 00:53:19,593 MADE THEM MORE LONELY. 1713 00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:20,260 IT'S LIKE A VIBRATOR DESIGNED BY 1714 00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:23,493 MIKE PENCE. 1715 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,460 [LAUGHTER] 1716 00:53:25,527 --> 00:53:37,560 [APPLAUSE] 1717 00:53:37,627 --> 00:53:38,860 THE INTERNET IS WHERE YOUNG 1718 00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:42,894 WHITE MEN GO FROM LONELY AND SAD 1719 00:53:42,993 --> 00:53:43,427 TO RADICALIZED AND LETHAL. 1720 00:53:43,493 --> 00:53:45,560 WE USED TO WAKE UP, READ THE 1721 00:53:45,627 --> 00:53:46,560 PAPERS, SEE ALL THE TERRIBLE 1722 00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:48,560 THINGS IN THE WORLD, AND SAY, 1723 00:53:48,627 --> 00:53:50,360 WELL, AT LEAST MY LIFE IS BETTER 1724 00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:51,727 THAN THOSE POOR SLOBS. 1725 00:53:51,827 --> 00:53:52,627 BUT NOW, IT'S THE OPPOSITE. 1726 00:53:52,727 --> 00:53:54,060 SOCIAL MEDIA TELLS YOU EVERYONE 1727 00:53:54,126 --> 00:53:55,126 IS HAVING MORE FUN WITH MORE 1728 00:53:55,193 --> 00:53:57,993 TOYS AND MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU. 1729 00:53:58,060 --> 00:53:59,126 THEY'RE ALWAYS IN ST. KITTS, 1730 00:53:59,193 --> 00:54:00,993 HAVING MAI THAIS AT SUNSET, 1731 00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:02,360 WHILE YOU'RE IN CANOGA PARK 1732 00:54:02,427 --> 00:54:05,660 SELLING YOUR PLASMA AT DUSK. 1733 00:54:05,727 --> 00:54:06,126 [LAUGHTER] 1734 00:54:06,193 --> 00:54:09,493 "YOLO!" 1735 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,327 [APPLAUSE] 1736 00:54:11,393 --> 00:54:17,527 BEFORE INSTAGRAM, YOU WEREN'T 1737 00:54:17,593 --> 00:54:18,760 COULD BE A LOSER BUT WOULDN'T 1738 00:54:18,827 --> 00:54:20,860 FEEL IT, BECAUSE THE WINNERS 1739 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:21,927 WEREN'T ALWAYS IN YOUR FACE. 1740 00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:25,560 EVEN THE MOST MUNDANE POST OF 1741 00:54:25,627 --> 00:54:26,960 AVOCADO TOAST AND A HIPSTER 1742 00:54:27,026 --> 00:54:28,827 COFFEE SHOP SENDS THE MESSAGE, I 1743 00:54:28,894 --> 00:54:30,794 AM HAVING FUN, AND YOU ARE NOT, 1744 00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:34,293 ENJOY YOUR CUP OF NOODLES, FATTY 1745 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:34,493 FATTY. 1746 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:35,527 THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET GETS 1747 00:54:35,593 --> 00:54:38,593 YOU COMING AND GOING: 1748 00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:39,126 GUYS WATCH THE "HAVES" ON 1749 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:40,860 INSTAGRAM, AND THEN GO OVER TO 1750 00:54:40,927 --> 00:54:41,927 SITES LIKE 8CHAN TO BROOD WITH 1751 00:54:41,993 --> 00:54:47,427 THE "HAVE-NOTS." 1752 00:54:47,493 --> 00:54:48,360 BEING A LOSER USED TO JUST MEAN 1753 00:54:48,427 --> 00:54:48,960 THAT YOU STAYED HOME ON FRIDAY 1754 00:54:49,026 --> 00:54:49,560 NIGHTS TO GET A HEAD START ON 1755 00:54:49,627 --> 00:54:52,126 YOUR "STAR WARS" FAN FICTION. 1756 00:54:52,193 --> 00:54:55,427 YOU HAD A HARD DICK AND 1757 00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:56,060 NO SOCIAL SKILLS, BUT IT WASN'T 1758 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,860 A MOVEMENT. 1759 00:54:59,927 --> 00:55:06,627 [LAUGHTER] 1760 00:55:06,694 --> 00:55:07,694 BUT NOW, WITH SITES LIKE 8CHAN, 1761 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,193 IT IS. 1762 00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:10,093 8CHAN IS WHERE THREE 1763 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,627 MASS SHOOTERS SO FAR POSTED 1764 00:55:11,694 --> 00:55:13,126 THEIR "MANIFESTOS." 1765 00:55:13,193 --> 00:55:15,360 IT'S WHERE QANON GOT STARTED. 1766 00:55:15,427 --> 00:55:16,894 8CHAN IS TO LONELY WHITE MEN 1767 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,260 WHAT THE HOMETOWN BUFFET IS TO 1768 00:55:18,327 --> 00:55:22,894 GASTRIC BYPASS PATIENTS: 1769 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,627 [LAUGHTER] 1770 00:55:25,694 --> 00:55:27,927 [APPLAUSE] 1771 00:55:27,993 --> 00:55:31,593 BOTH DANGEROUS AND INESCAPABLE. 1772 00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:35,226 AND IT'S WHY PEOPLE NEED REAL 1773 00:55:35,293 --> 00:55:41,293 FRIENDS, NOT CHATROOM FRIENDS, 1774 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,993 NOT FACEBOOK FRIENDS, NOT 1775 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:46,360 FELLOW PARANOIDS FEEDING EACH 1776 00:55:46,427 --> 00:55:48,126 OTHER MISINFORMATION ON A 1777 00:55:48,193 --> 00:55:49,393 SCREEN, BUT REAL, HUMAN FRIENDS, 1778 00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:50,993 WHO CAN LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND 1779 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:52,126 TELL YOU YOUR THEORIES ABOUT THE 1780 00:55:52,193 --> 00:55:57,260 COMING RACE WAR ARE HORSESHIT. 1781 00:55:57,327 --> 00:55:57,794 AND TO TELL YOU THAT 1782 00:55:57,860 --> 00:55:58,493 SOCIAL MEDIA ISN'T REAL, SO STOP 1783 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,193 COMPARING YOURSELF TO A FANTASY. 1784 00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:02,327 NO ONE IS HAVING THAT MUCH FUN, 1785 00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:03,527 THEY'RE JUST DISTORTING REALITY 1786 00:56:03,593 --> 00:56:06,760 TO BIG THEMSELVES UP. 1787 00:56:06,827 --> 00:56:07,760 TRUST ME, ANYONE OUT THERE WHO 1788 00:56:07,827 --> 00:56:08,827 IS HOME TONIGHT, FEELING 1789 00:56:08,894 --> 00:56:10,460 LEFT OUT, DISCARDED, AND 1790 00:56:10,527 --> 00:56:11,593 DISRESPECTED -- IF YOU KNEW HOW 1791 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,360 MUCH EVERYBODY OUT THERE WAS 1792 00:56:13,427 --> 00:56:14,293 FAKING IT, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO 1793 00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,727 JOIN THEM, ANYWAY. 1794 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:20,727 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1795 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:21,293 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1796 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:21,660 I'LL BE AT THE 1797 00:56:21,727 --> 00:56:22,160 WASHINGTON PAVILLION IN 1798 00:56:22,226 --> 00:56:22,694 SIOUX FALLS, SOUTH DAKOTA, 1799 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,293 AUGUST 18TH, AND AT THE MIRAGE 1800 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,260 IN VEGAS SEPTEMBER 6TH AND 7TH. 1801 00:56:27,327 --> 00:56:31,393 I WANT TO THANK RICK WILSON, 1802 00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:34,493 CARL HOLLIS, BETSY WOODRUFF, 1803 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:34,860 KILLER MIKE, AND 1804 00:56:34,927 --> 00:56:35,894 SHELDON WHITEHOUSE APPEARED STAY 1805 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,727 TUNED FOR "OVERTIME" ON YOUTUBE. 1806 00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:40,493 GOOD NIGHT! 1807 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,360 ♪ ♪