1 00:00:03,593 --> 00:00:04,660 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:04,727 --> 00:00:09,060 > START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:09,126 --> 00:00:17,327 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:20,093 > RIGHT HERE, WITH ME. 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:31,093 [APPLAUSE] 6 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,860 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:34,927 --> 00:00:39,126 >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 8 00:00:39,193 --> 00:00:40,260 THANK YOU. 9 00:00:40,327 --> 00:00:41,560 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAPPY. 10 00:00:41,627 --> 00:00:42,527 THE DEBATE IS OVER. 11 00:00:42,593 --> 00:00:45,660 THAT IS WHY YOU'RE HAPPY. 12 00:00:45,727 --> 00:00:49,293 DID YOU WATCH THE DEBATE? 13 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,060 I WATCHED ALL THREE HOURS AND 14 00:00:50,126 --> 00:00:52,660 I'VE GOT TO SAY, JAMISON WINSTON 15 00:00:52,727 --> 00:00:53,293 LOOKED REALLY GOOD LAST NIGHT. 16 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,827 [LAUGHTER] 17 00:00:56,894 --> 00:00:57,460 LOOK, MAYBE THAT WASN'T THE 18 00:00:57,527 --> 00:01:00,327 DEBATE I WAS WATCHING. 19 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:00,660 THREE HOURS? 20 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:00,894 COME ON. 21 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,560 BY THE END OF IT, MAYOR PETE 22 00:01:03,627 --> 00:01:07,660 LOOKED LIKE HE COULD BUY BEER. 23 00:01:07,727 --> 00:01:07,927 [LAUGHTER] 24 00:01:07,993 --> 00:01:09,727 THREE HOURS, IT WAS SO LONG THAT 25 00:01:09,794 --> 00:01:11,993 CORY BOOKER AT ONE POINT DUCKED 26 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:15,226 OUT TO CATCH THAT STRIPPER 27 00:01:15,293 --> 00:01:15,593 MOVIE. 28 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:18,427 AND HE GOT BACK BEFORE ANYONE 29 00:01:18,493 --> 00:01:19,427 NOTICED. 30 00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:20,927 BUT, TO ALL EYES, WERE ON THE 31 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:24,226 BIG THREE CENTER STAGE. 32 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:29,260 BIDEN, ELIZABETH WARREN, 33 00:01:29,327 --> 00:01:29,627 BERNIE SANDERS. 34 00:01:29,694 --> 00:01:32,427 OR AS THEY ARE KNOWN TO THE 35 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:33,827 HITS, SNAP CRACKLE AND POP. 36 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,727 [APPLAUSE] 37 00:01:35,794 --> 00:01:36,193 [LAUGHTER] 38 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:37,927 DID YOU SEE THE PICTURE THEY 39 00:01:37,993 --> 00:01:38,293 THREW TOGETHER? 40 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,460 IT LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE 41 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,193 WEDDINGS WHERE THE EX-HUSBAND IS 42 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,493 INVITED. 43 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,660 [LAUGHTER] 44 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:48,060 OF COURSE AGAIN THE BIG ISSUE 45 00:01:48,126 --> 00:01:53,527 WAS HEALTH CARE, AND BERNIE AND 46 00:01:53,593 --> 00:01:56,260 WARREN SUPPORT MEDICARE FOR ALL 47 00:01:56,327 --> 00:01:57,427 AND BEAT HIS FIRM MEDICARE FOR 48 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:59,527 ALL WHO WANT IT AND BETO, I 49 00:01:59,593 --> 00:02:00,860 DON'T KNOW, I DON'T SPEAK 50 00:02:00,927 --> 00:02:02,927 SPANISH. 51 00:02:02,993 --> 00:02:05,393 [LAUGHTER] 52 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,293 BETO WENT HARD ON GUNS. 53 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,360 DID YOU SEE THAT? 54 00:02:09,427 --> 00:02:17,760 HE SAID HELL YES WE WILL TAKE 55 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:19,093 AWAY YOUR AK-47. 56 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,260 AND WHEN HE SAID AK-47, BIDEN 57 00:02:21,327 --> 00:02:23,593 SAID BINGO! 58 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,794 [LAUGHTER] 59 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,993 LOOK, I ALWAYS SAY AGEISM IS NOT 60 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:27,193 GOOD. 61 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:28,894 YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT ON A 62 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,460 CASE-BY-CASE BASIS, BUT JOE, I'M 63 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:31,660 SORRY. 64 00:02:31,727 --> 00:02:33,694 HE LOOKED PRETTY GOOD UNTIL THE 65 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,927 END, THEN HE ANSWERED A QUESTION 66 00:02:37,993 --> 00:02:39,960 ABOUT SLAVERY REPARATIONS, 67 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,026 TALKING ABOUT TEACHERS PAY, 68 00:02:42,093 --> 00:02:44,527 VENEZUELA, AND RECORD PLAYERS. 69 00:02:44,593 --> 00:02:45,560 [LAUGHTER] 70 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:46,960 RECORD -- IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A 71 00:02:47,026 --> 00:02:48,593 REALLY OLD DOG TRY TO GET UP ON 72 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,860 THE COUCH. 73 00:02:50,927 --> 00:02:54,160 [LAUGHTER] 74 00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:55,327 RECORD PLAYERS? 75 00:02:55,393 --> 00:02:57,727 YES, BECAUSE HE IS HIP! 76 00:02:57,794 --> 00:02:58,360 HE'S INTO VINYL! 77 00:02:58,427 --> 00:03:01,427 JOKE IS ON YOU, MILLENNIALS. 78 00:03:01,493 --> 00:03:02,794 [LAUGHTER] 79 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:04,493 THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS. 80 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,026 BERNIE SANDERS IS EVEN OLDER. 81 00:03:06,093 --> 00:03:07,427 NOBODY MAKES ANY JOKES ABOUT HIS 82 00:03:07,493 --> 00:03:07,993 AGE. 83 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:08,860 IT'S NOT AN ISSUE WITH HIM 84 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,860 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T ACT OLD. 85 00:03:10,927 --> 00:03:13,126 IT'S NOT THE YEARS, IT'S THE 86 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,126 MILEAGE. 87 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:17,060 [LAUGHTER] 88 00:03:17,126 --> 00:03:17,427 BERNIE OWNS IT. 89 00:03:17,493 --> 00:03:19,727 HE IS LIKE, I CARE ABOUT THE 90 00:03:19,794 --> 00:03:25,593 CONSTITUTION BECAUSE I RODE THE 91 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,093 DAMN CONSTITUTION. 92 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,060 THANKFULLY NOBODY ON THE STAGE 93 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:30,727 REALLY WENT AFTER OBAMA THIS 94 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:30,927 TIME. 95 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:33,860 THEY WENT AFTER TRUMP. 96 00:03:33,927 --> 00:03:34,126 [APPLAUSE] 97 00:03:34,193 --> 00:03:37,126 GOOD STRATEGY. 98 00:03:37,193 --> 00:03:38,593 AMY KLOBUCHAR SAID THE COUNTRY 99 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:39,860 IS BEING RULED BY A GAME SHOW 100 00:03:39,927 --> 00:03:43,093 HOST AND ANDREW YANG SAID 101 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,293 EXACTLY! 102 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,694 WE CAN'T HAVE THAT BECAUSE OF 103 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,993 THAT IS WHY I'M OFFERING EVERY 104 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,260 FAMILY IN AMERICA $1,000! 105 00:03:48,327 --> 00:03:54,427 [APPLAUSE] 106 00:03:54,493 --> 00:03:56,060 TRUMP HIMSELF HAD A RELATIVELY 107 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:57,694 QUIET WEEK FOR HIM. 108 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,360 HE COMMITTED ONLY LIKE, THREE 109 00:03:59,427 --> 00:04:02,060 BRAZENLY IMPEACHABLE ACTS. 110 00:04:02,126 --> 00:04:03,026 TRULY. 111 00:04:03,093 --> 00:04:05,060 BUT HE DID FIRE HIS THIRD 112 00:04:05,126 --> 00:04:07,060 NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR, JOHN 113 00:04:07,126 --> 00:04:07,860 BOLTON. 114 00:04:07,927 --> 00:04:10,126 HE SAID BOLTON MAKES A VERY 115 00:04:10,193 --> 00:04:10,393 MISTAKES. 116 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:13,160 AND NOT THE KIND OF MISTAKES YOU 117 00:04:13,226 --> 00:04:15,993 CAN FIX WITH A SHARPIE. 118 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:16,260 [LAUGHTER] 119 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:20,593 [APPLAUSE] 120 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,527 HE LOVES THAT SHARPIE. 121 00:04:23,593 --> 00:04:24,827 THAT'S HIS THING NOW. 122 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:27,894 LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON'S GLOVE. 123 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,593 HE'S GOT IT EVERYWHERE. 124 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,993 AFTER THE ALABAMA HURRICANE WAS 125 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:32,960 SUCH A SUCCESS. 126 00:04:33,026 --> 00:04:33,226 [LAUGHTER] 127 00:04:33,293 --> 00:04:35,527 HE THINKS HE CAN FIX ANYTHING 128 00:04:35,593 --> 00:04:35,960 WITH THAT SHARPIE. 129 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:40,560 YESTERDAY HE DREW A SMILE ON 130 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:40,927 MELANIA'S FACE. 131 00:04:40,993 --> 00:04:44,026 [APPLAUSE] 132 00:04:44,093 --> 00:04:47,327 YES. 133 00:04:47,393 --> 00:04:49,560 WELL, IT WAS THE ANNIVERSARY OF 134 00:04:49,627 --> 00:04:50,260 9/11 AND TRUMP POSTED A PICTURE 135 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:53,193 OF HIM AND MELANIA LOOKING OUT 136 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,427 ON THE EMPTY NEW YORK SKYLINE 137 00:04:54,493 --> 00:04:56,560 AND TRUMP SAID HE WAS THINKING 138 00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:58,960 ABOUT THE FIREMEN. 139 00:04:59,026 --> 00:05:01,427 MELANIA WAS ALSO THINKING ABOUT 140 00:05:01,493 --> 00:05:02,193 FIREMEN. 141 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,894 [LAUGHTER] 142 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,627 YET, THEY STAY TOGETHER, WHICH 143 00:05:07,694 --> 00:05:09,160 IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN SAY 144 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,393 ANYMORE FOR SARAH PALIN AND HER 145 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:12,794 HUSBAND. 146 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:15,894 DID YOU SEE THAT VERY SAD NEWS? 147 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,160 TODD PALIN FILED FOR DIVORCE. 148 00:05:17,226 --> 00:05:25,794 IT JUST SO HAPPENS THEY GRIFTED 149 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:25,993 APART. 150 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,560 TODD FILED FOR DIVORCE. 151 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:28,960 THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD 152 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:30,460 ENOUGH, WHEN YOU ARE WILLING TO 153 00:05:30,527 --> 00:05:31,226 TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH A SINGLE 154 00:05:31,293 --> 00:05:32,427 SCENE IN ALASKA. 155 00:05:32,493 --> 00:05:32,927 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW! 156 00:05:32,993 --> 00:05:33,527 MICHAEL STEELE, KRYSTAL BALL, 157 00:05:33,593 --> 00:05:34,927 AND FERNAND AMANDI ARE HERE. 158 00:05:34,993 --> 00:05:36,126 AND A LITTLE LATER WE'LL BE 159 00:05:36,193 --> 00:05:37,060 SPEAKING WITH "NEW YORK TIMES" 160 00:05:37,126 --> 00:05:40,960 WRITER AND AUTHOR, BARI WEISS. 161 00:05:41,026 --> 00:05:41,226 BACKSTAGE. 162 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:42,026 [APPLAUSE] 163 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:43,694 BUT FIRST, HE'S AN OSCAR-WINNING 164 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,026 FILMMAKER WHOSE LATEST FILM IS 165 00:05:45,093 --> 00:05:45,894 "FAHRENHEIT 11/9," MY FRIEND, 166 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,727 MICHAEL MOORE. 167 00:05:47,794 --> 00:05:51,093 [APPLAUSE] 168 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,327 THANK YOU, MICHAEL. 169 00:05:54,393 --> 00:05:56,293 HOW ARE YOU, SIR? 170 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:04,026 [APPLAUSE] 171 00:06:04,093 --> 00:06:05,660 LOOKING GOOD. 172 00:06:05,727 --> 00:06:09,527 YOU ARE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD. 173 00:06:09,593 --> 00:06:10,694 >> WORK IN PROGRESS. 174 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:11,327 >> Bill: PRETTY GOOD. 175 00:06:11,393 --> 00:06:13,927 WE HAVE HAD ONE DISCREPANCY 176 00:06:13,993 --> 00:06:14,993 BETWEEN EACH OTHER OVER THE 177 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:15,527 YEARS. 178 00:06:15,593 --> 00:06:16,193 IT REALLY JUST THE ONE I COULD 179 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:19,527 THINK OF, WHICH IS SOCIALISM 180 00:06:19,593 --> 00:06:19,960 VERSUS CAPITALISM. 181 00:06:20,026 --> 00:06:22,593 IT MAY BE MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF 182 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:25,126 YOURS IS "CAPITALISM: A LOVE 183 00:06:25,193 --> 00:06:25,527 STORY." 184 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,293 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT BUT I 185 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,493 DON'T REALLY AGREE WE SHOULD 186 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,360 JUNK CAPITALISM. 187 00:06:30,427 --> 00:06:31,894 I DID AN EDITORIAL HERE A FEW 188 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,927 MONTHS AGO WHICH WAS SAYING 189 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:36,894 SOCIALISM, I PRAISE IT. 190 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,327 IT LETS PEOPLE NOT SWEAT SHIT. 191 00:06:38,393 --> 00:06:40,093 IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE, 192 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,527 IT'S WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO 193 00:06:41,593 --> 00:06:42,727 SWEAT. 194 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:43,293 DEBT, AND IF YOU GET SICK. 195 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:48,160 I BELIEVE SOCIALISM SHOULD BE 196 00:06:48,226 --> 00:06:48,527 CAPITALISM PLUS. 197 00:06:48,593 --> 00:06:49,060 >> YEAH. 198 00:06:49,126 --> 00:06:50,026 >> Bill: ELIZABETH WARREN SAYS 199 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,860 SHE IS A CAPITALIST. 200 00:06:51,927 --> 00:06:53,760 ARE YOU NOT OKAY WITH 201 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:54,927 ELIZABETH WARREN BEING FAR 202 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:55,527 ENOUGH TO THE LEFT? 203 00:06:55,593 --> 00:06:57,993 >> I'M NOT SO SURE SHE BELIEVES 204 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:58,327 THAT. 205 00:06:58,393 --> 00:07:00,894 >> Bill: SO SHE IS A LIAR? 206 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:05,993 MORAN IS A LIAR, MICHAEL MOORE. 207 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:08,160 >> SHE IS TAKING A CUE FROM YOU, 208 00:07:08,226 --> 00:07:10,560 WHICH IS YOU'VE GOT TO TONE IT 209 00:07:10,627 --> 00:07:12,493 DOWN BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO 210 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,560 BE NERVOUS. 211 00:07:13,627 --> 00:07:16,126 AT THE FACT IS THAT CAPITALISM, 212 00:07:16,193 --> 00:07:18,293 THE OLD CAPITALISM IS GONE, THE 213 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,760 NEW CAPITALISM IS A CRUEL AND 214 00:07:20,827 --> 00:07:22,360 EVIL SYSTEM. 215 00:07:22,427 --> 00:07:23,993 >> Bill: IT CAN'T BE FIXED. 216 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,193 >> IT'S TOO LATE. 217 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:27,160 IT HAS GONE TOO FAR. 218 00:07:27,226 --> 00:07:27,760 WE HAVE ALMOST VIRTUALLY 219 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:28,593 DESTROYED THE MIDDLE CLASS. 220 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,060 THE ONE THAT YOU AND I GREW UP 221 00:07:30,126 --> 00:07:32,060 IN FEAR THAT IS GONE. 222 00:07:32,126 --> 00:07:32,760 WHAT IS SOCIALISM? 223 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,660 TO ME IS EVERYBODY HAS A SEAT AT 224 00:07:35,727 --> 00:07:37,593 THE TABLE AND EVERYBODY GETS A 225 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:38,093 SLICE OF THE PIE. 226 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,960 WE HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THAT IF IT 227 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:40,327 IS A DEMOCRACY. 228 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,894 [APPLAUSE] 229 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:43,794 EVERYBODY DOESN'T GET THE SAME 230 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:44,660 SIZE SAME SIZE. 231 00:07:44,727 --> 00:07:45,260 >> Bill: DOES EVERYBODY HAVE 232 00:07:45,327 --> 00:07:47,927 TO WORK FOR THE PIE? 233 00:07:47,993 --> 00:07:49,860 >> MOST PEOPLE WANT TO WORK. 234 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:50,627 >> Bill: YES. 235 00:07:50,694 --> 00:07:52,093 BUT YOU WOULD ALLOW THAT WE 236 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,827 ALREADY HAVE QUITE A BIT OF 237 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:55,026 SOCIALISM IN THIS COUNTRY? 238 00:07:55,093 --> 00:07:56,427 >> YES, AND MORE WILL BE EVEN 239 00:07:56,493 --> 00:08:00,126 BETTER FOR US. 240 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:01,794 >> Bill: LIKE IN THE '50s. 241 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:02,860 >> OR LIKE IN CANADA WHERE THEY 242 00:08:02,927 --> 00:08:06,927 HAVE FOUND A WAY -- JUST BECAUSE 243 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:07,493 YOU ARE AGAINST CAPITALISM 244 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,927 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EARN A 245 00:08:08,993 --> 00:08:09,160 LIVING. 246 00:08:09,226 --> 00:08:10,260 EVERYBODY NEEDS TO EARN A 247 00:08:10,327 --> 00:08:10,694 LIVING. 248 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,827 THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 249 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:15,393 SOCIALISM AND DEMOCRATIC 250 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:15,993 SOCIALISM -- 251 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,393 >> Bill: IT'S NOT COMMUNISM. 252 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,393 SPEAK OF SOCIAL DEMOCRATS OF 253 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:21,560 EUROPE BELIEVE THERE SHOULD BE A 254 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:22,960 SYSTEM WHERE PEOPLE ARE TAKING 255 00:08:23,026 --> 00:08:23,193 CARE 256 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:23,360 OF. 257 00:08:23,427 --> 00:08:25,160 THAT THERE IS A SAFETY NET. 258 00:08:25,226 --> 00:08:27,993 IF YOU FALL BETWEEN A CRACK. 259 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,126 THERE IS NO CRACK. 260 00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:30,927 >> Bill: THEY HAVE A LOT OF 261 00:08:30,993 --> 00:08:31,694 PROBLEMS IN EUROPE. 262 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:32,694 NOBODY IS WORKING IN FRANCE, 263 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:37,060 EVERYONE IS ON STRIKE. 264 00:08:37,126 --> 00:08:39,327 >> WE'VE HEARD THIS STUFF ALL 265 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:39,627 OUR LIVES. 266 00:08:39,694 --> 00:08:40,794 >> Bill: IT'S TRUE, IT'S THE 267 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,760 OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY. 268 00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:43,993 >> THE ONLY SIDE OF THE STORY IS 269 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:46,894 IF YOU GET SICK IN ITALY YOU CAN 270 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,493 SEE A DOCTOR. 271 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,293 >> Bill: THAT IS NOT THE ONLY 272 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:49,527 SIDE. 273 00:08:49,593 --> 00:08:50,527 PLENTY OF EUROPEANS IN THIS 274 00:08:50,593 --> 00:08:51,327 COUNTRY CAME HERE BECAUSE THEY 275 00:08:51,393 --> 00:08:54,460 DO NOT LIKE EUROPEAN SOCIALISM. 276 00:08:54,527 --> 00:08:55,960 >> NO, THEY CAME HERE BECAUSE 277 00:08:56,026 --> 00:08:58,794 THEY WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND. 278 00:08:58,860 --> 00:08:59,060 [LAUGHTER] 279 00:08:59,126 --> 00:09:00,093 THEY LIKE AMERICA BUT THEY WOULD 280 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,160 NEVER WANT TO RISK WHEN IT COMES 281 00:09:02,226 --> 00:09:06,226 TO -- HALF THOSE COUNTRIES IN 282 00:09:06,293 --> 00:09:08,026 EUROPE, THEY WENT TO SCHOOL FOR 283 00:09:08,093 --> 00:09:09,393 FREE. 284 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:10,660 I'VE HEARD YOU SAY THIS. 285 00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:11,627 >> Bill: THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE 286 00:09:11,694 --> 00:09:13,193 THEY CAN RISE AS HIGH AS THEY 287 00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:13,527 CAN. 288 00:09:13,593 --> 00:09:14,493 YOU CANNOT DENY THAT. 289 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,060 THAT IS THE GOOD AND BAD PART OF 290 00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:17,427 AMERICA. 291 00:09:17,493 --> 00:09:18,894 YOU CAN RISE HIGHER, BUT THE 292 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:21,660 PEOPLE WHO ARE THE LOSERS, WE 293 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,193 SAY GOOD LUCK, SUCKS TO BE YOU. 294 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,894 BUT I THINK WHAT WE BOTH WANT IS 295 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,160 TO SOMEHOW COME TO A PLACE 296 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:28,794 WHERE -- 297 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,026 >> REGARDLESS OF THE TITLE, 298 00:09:31,093 --> 00:09:32,727 CAPITALIST PLUS, WHATEVER. 299 00:09:32,794 --> 00:09:34,393 WE DO AGREE THAT THIS PARTICULAR 300 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:34,960 SYSTEM IS CRUEL. 301 00:09:35,026 --> 00:09:38,560 IN THE 99% WORK AT THE BEHEST OF 302 00:09:38,627 --> 00:09:39,226 THE 1%. 303 00:09:39,293 --> 00:09:39,560 >> Bill: YES. 304 00:09:39,627 --> 00:09:42,627 >> THAT IS SOMETHING WHERE -- 305 00:09:42,694 --> 00:09:44,360 THE 1%, HOW MUCH THEY OWN, HOW 306 00:09:44,427 --> 00:09:46,527 MUCH WEALTH THEY HAVE AND THE 307 00:09:46,593 --> 00:09:47,093 OTHER 99% HAVE TO FIGHT FOR 308 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,960 THESE CRIMES. 309 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:50,393 YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, I DON'T 310 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:50,694 LIKE THAT. 311 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,694 WHAT WE NEED IS A CHANGE. 312 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,760 IT'S NOT JUST GETTING RID OF 313 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:54,960 TRUMP. 314 00:09:55,026 --> 00:09:57,160 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU AGREE WITH 315 00:09:57,226 --> 00:09:58,327 ALL THE POLES WE'VE SEEN. 316 00:09:58,393 --> 00:10:00,627 THERE ARE AT LEAST FOUR OR FIVE 317 00:10:00,694 --> 00:10:01,627 CANDIDATES THAT SHOWN EVERY POLL 318 00:10:01,694 --> 00:10:02,593 THEY WOULD BE TO TRUMP. 319 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:06,760 IF PUT UP AGAINST TRUMP IN THE 320 00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:06,960 POLL. 321 00:10:07,026 --> 00:10:08,126 >> Bill: BUT WE ARE ONLY 322 00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:09,927 PLAYING INTRASQUAD GAMES NOW. 323 00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:12,093 HE WATCHED TRAINING CAMP WITH 324 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,327 THE DASH NO, YOU DON'T. 325 00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:13,593 [LAUGHTER] 326 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:17,327 DO YOU WATCH THAT SHOW ON HBO? 327 00:10:17,393 --> 00:10:20,627 >> BUT "THE BACHELORETTE," TOO. 328 00:10:20,694 --> 00:10:20,894 >> Bill: 329 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,160 >> Bill: THE QUARTERBAS 330 00:10:22,226 --> 00:10:24,794 A RED SHIRT, THEY ARE PLAYING IN 331 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:25,026 SHORTS. 332 00:10:25,093 --> 00:10:26,760 THIS IS NOT THE CAMPAIGN WE WILL 333 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:27,727 BE FIGHTING AGAINST 334 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,160 DONALD TRUMP. 335 00:10:28,226 --> 00:10:29,160 IT KIND OF DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT 336 00:10:29,226 --> 00:10:29,660 NOW. 337 00:10:29,727 --> 00:10:31,894 >> YOU ARE AFRAID OF SOME OF 338 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:32,960 THESE CANDIDATES, THEY SAY THERE 339 00:10:33,026 --> 00:10:34,427 SHOULD BE MEDICARE FOR ALL OR 340 00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:35,593 THAT COLLEGES SHOULD BE FREE OR 341 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,993 WHATEVER, THAT THIS IS GOING TO 342 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:37,327 HURT US. 343 00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:40,026 IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT US. 344 00:10:40,093 --> 00:10:42,126 THIS IS THE THING I REALLY 345 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:43,460 WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. 346 00:10:43,527 --> 00:10:44,527 >> Bill: WHO IS US? 347 00:10:44,593 --> 00:10:47,126 >> YEAH, WHO IS THE US. 348 00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:47,927 >> Bill: IT'S BOTH. 349 00:10:47,993 --> 00:10:49,993 >> YOU AND I HAVE FOUGHT FOR 350 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:50,627 YEARS TO GET THE COUNTRY WHERE 351 00:10:50,694 --> 00:10:50,894 IT IS NOW. 352 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,694 YOU TALKED ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE 353 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,060 20 YEARS AGO. 354 00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:57,226 YOU TALKED ABOUT SO MANY THINGS, 355 00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:57,694 LEGALIZING MARIJUANA. 356 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,727 THE FACT THAT THAT IS JUST 357 00:10:59,794 --> 00:11:00,927 HAPPENING IN ONE STATE AFTER 358 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:01,226 ANOTHER NOW. 359 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:04,060 YOU WERE AHEAD OF THE CURVE FOR 360 00:11:04,126 --> 00:11:06,093 SO MANY THINGS. 361 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,627 WE THOUGHT FOR THESE THINGS. 362 00:11:07,694 --> 00:11:09,993 [APPLAUSE] 363 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:10,393 THE MINIMUM WAGE. 364 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,593 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT BILL MARR 365 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:12,993 BELIEVES IN. 366 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,560 THE MINIMUM WAGE IT SHOULD NOT 367 00:11:15,627 --> 00:11:16,193 BE $7.25 AN HOUR. 368 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:19,060 WE CAN GO DOWN THE WHOLE LIST. 369 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:23,093 WE GOT THE COUNTRY TO WHERE 370 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,360 BILL MAHER, WHY PULL BACK NOW? 371 00:11:26,427 --> 00:11:28,460 WE NEED TO BE SAVED. 372 00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:32,727 >> Bill: I'M SORRY, YOU ARE 373 00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:34,627 LUMPING A LOT OF VAGUE SHIT 374 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:34,960 TOGETHER. 375 00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:36,760 THE COUNTRY IS NOT FOR MEDICARE 376 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:37,226 FOR ALL. 377 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:38,226 AS SOON AS YOU ASKED THE 378 00:11:38,293 --> 00:11:40,060 QUESTION, GET RID OF PRIVATE 379 00:11:40,126 --> 00:11:41,160 HEALTH INSURANCE, I MEAN 380 00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:41,894 BARACK OBAMA SAID IF YOU LIKE 381 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,627 YOUR DOCTOR YOU CAN KEEP YOUR 382 00:11:44,694 --> 00:11:44,794 DR.. 383 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,993 THAT IS NOT TRUE FOR ONLY 2% OF 384 00:11:47,093 --> 00:11:49,093 THE POPULATION IN THE WHOLE 385 00:11:49,193 --> 00:11:50,460 COUNTRY WENT APE SHIT ABOUT THE 386 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:50,627 2%. 387 00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:53,260 ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE AWAY 388 00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:53,560 EVERYBODY'S? 389 00:11:53,627 --> 00:11:54,460 COMPLETELY GET RID OF PRIVATE -- 390 00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:57,560 >> THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS TO 391 00:11:57,627 --> 00:11:58,393 FIX ABOUT OBAMACARE. 392 00:11:58,460 --> 00:11:59,493 >> Bill: PEOPLE DON'T LIKE 393 00:11:59,560 --> 00:11:59,927 THAT. 394 00:11:59,993 --> 00:12:02,560 >> THEY LIKE THE FACT THAT THERE 395 00:12:02,627 --> 00:12:03,593 26-YEAR-OLD CAN STILL BE 396 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:04,026 COVERED. 397 00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:05,627 >> Bill: THAT IS OBAMACARE. 398 00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:08,160 >> IT DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH. 399 00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:09,493 WE'VE GOT 30 MILLION PEOPLE THAT 400 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,193 ARE UNINSURED. 401 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:15,226 15 MORE THAT ARE UNDERINSURED. 402 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:17,260 >> Bill: AS NANCY PELOSI 403 00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:18,393 POINTS OUT, OBAMACARE IS A 404 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:19,393 BETTER BENEFIT. 405 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:21,026 IT DOESN'T PAY FOR CATASTROPHIC. 406 00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:21,827 YOU'VE GOT TO DO THAT YOURSELF. 407 00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:24,827 >> WE ARE GOING TO BEAT TRUMP. 408 00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:27,226 >> Bill: THAT IS NOT A HELPFUL 409 00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:27,993 THING TO SAY. 410 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:30,460 >> I'M NOT PREDICTING IT. 411 00:12:30,527 --> 00:12:32,593 >> Bill: WE ARE THE TWO GUYS 412 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,527 WHO SAID TRUMP WAS GOING TO WIN. 413 00:12:34,593 --> 00:12:36,593 >> IF THE ELECTION WERE TONIGHT, 414 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,993 TRUMP WOULD WIN. 415 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,360 HOW ABOUT THAT? 416 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:41,226 THAT IS HOW DANGEROUS IT IS. 417 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,760 LOOK AT THE SAME REACTION WHEN I 418 00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,860 SAID THAT THREE YEARS AGO. 419 00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:46,026 NO, NO DOUBT SAY THAT! 420 00:12:46,093 --> 00:12:49,260 YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE EVIL 421 00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:52,360 GENIUS OF THIS GUY AND HOW HE 422 00:12:52,427 --> 00:12:53,694 GETS AWAY WITH EVERY FUCKING 423 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:53,894 THING. 424 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,827 HERE'S AN INTERESTING THING -- 425 00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,093 HE WILL GET AWAY WITH THIS IF WE 426 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,126 DON'T. 427 00:12:59,193 --> 00:13:00,427 YOU AND I AND OTHERS START 428 00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:01,827 FIGHTING FOR THE PROGRESSIVE 429 00:13:01,894 --> 00:13:02,660 THINGS THAT WE BELIEVE IN 430 00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:02,960 BELIEVE IN. 431 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:06,327 >> Bill: HE WANTS TO MAKE THE 432 00:13:06,393 --> 00:13:07,460 SQUAD IN THE FACE OF THE 433 00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:07,993 DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 434 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,860 I KNOW ONE OTHER PERSON WHO 435 00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:10,694 WANTS TO DO THAT. 436 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:10,860 YOU. 437 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:13,993 >> YES, WE WILL WIN. 438 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:14,894 >> Bill: THE SQUAD? 439 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,593 >> 70% OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE 440 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:17,860 GOING TO VOTE NEXT YEAR ARE 441 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,794 EITHER WOMEN, PEOPLE OF COLOR, 442 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,026 OR YOUNG ADULTS BETWEEN 18 AND 443 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:22,260 35. 444 00:13:22,327 --> 00:13:24,827 THAT IS 70% OF THE ELECTORATE. 445 00:13:24,894 --> 00:13:26,427 WOMEN, PEOPLE OF COLOR, YOUNG 446 00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:27,026 ADULTS. 447 00:13:27,093 --> 00:13:28,260 WE SHOULD BE APPEALING TO THEM. 448 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:29,126 IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU DON'T 449 00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:31,593 LIKE THOSE WOMEN BECAUSE -- YOU 450 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,560 DISAGREE WITH A LOT OF POLICY 451 00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:34,794 THINGS. 452 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,660 >> Bill: EXACTLY. 453 00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:39,760 THEY ARE NOT POPULAR. 454 00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:41,360 THEY ARE NOT POPULAR. 455 00:13:41,427 --> 00:13:42,593 >> THAT'S NOT TRUE. 456 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,794 PEOPLE LOVE THEM. 457 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,226 PEOPLE OF COLOR LOVE THEM. 458 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:47,427 WOMEN LOVE THEM. 459 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,293 70% OF THE ELECTORATE ARE THOSE 460 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:49,493 THREE. 461 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,226 >> Bill: OF THE ENTIRE 462 00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:51,560 ELECTORATE NOT ONE OF THEM HAS 463 00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:53,993 AN APPROVAL RATING ABOVE 25%. 464 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:54,627 YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. 465 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:56,393 AT THEY ARE NOT BELOVED, THESE 466 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:56,694 PEOPLE. 467 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,760 THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN THINGS A 468 00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:00,160 LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN. 469 00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:01,260 >> LIKE WHAT? 470 00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:02,160 >> Bill: NOT TO MEDICARE. 471 00:14:02,226 --> 00:14:06,927 >> PEOPLE DO BELIEVE IN MEDICARE 472 00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:09,126 FOR ALL. 473 00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:10,593 I'M TELLING YOU, PEOPLE DO 474 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,193 BELIEVE THIS. 475 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,293 THAT IS WHY ALL THE CANDIDATES 476 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,260 HAVE TRIED TO SIGN ON. 477 00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:17,193 >> Bill: WHEN THEY CALLED 478 00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:19,226 NANCY PELOSI A RACIST. 479 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,026 THEY THINK THEY GO TOO FAR AND I 480 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,260 THINK THEY GO TOO FAR. 481 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:26,026 >> SOME YOUNG PEOPLE GO TOO FAR. 482 00:14:26,093 --> 00:14:27,960 >> Bill: THIS THING, YOU ARE 483 00:14:28,026 --> 00:14:29,126 ALWAYS ROMANTICIZING THE YOUNG 484 00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:29,593 PEOPLE. 485 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,560 EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD WHEN 486 00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:31,493 THEY'RE YOUNG BECAUSE THEY'RE 487 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,260 NOT IN POWER, THEY DON'T HAVE TO 488 00:14:33,327 --> 00:14:33,860 MAKE DECISIONS. 489 00:14:33,927 --> 00:14:35,260 THEY ARE SO PERFECT, THEY ARE SO 490 00:14:35,327 --> 00:14:35,827 INNOCENT. 491 00:14:35,894 --> 00:14:37,060 WHEN THEY GET TO OUR AGE, THEY 492 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,827 WILL BE ASSHOLES, TOO. 493 00:14:40,894 --> 00:14:42,894 EVERY GENERATION, LIKE EVERY 494 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,193 GENERATION. 495 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,894 THIS VENERATION OF THE YOUNG. 496 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,827 OF COURSE, EVERYONE IS 497 00:14:45,894 --> 00:14:46,927 IDEALISTIC AT THAT AGE AND THEN 498 00:14:46,993 --> 00:14:48,360 YOU HAVE TO PAY TAXES, RAISE A 499 00:14:48,427 --> 00:14:50,327 FAMILY, FIND A WAY TO PUT FOOD 500 00:14:50,393 --> 00:14:51,427 ON THE TABLE. 501 00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:52,960 ALL THIS SHIT AND YOU GET YOUR 502 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,560 MONEY AND YOU LIKE IT AND IT 503 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,026 CORRUPTS YOU. 504 00:14:56,093 --> 00:14:57,894 >> HERE IS THE GREAT THING, WE 505 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,193 WERE YOUNG. 506 00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:01,160 THERE ARE SO MANY OF US OUR AGE 507 00:15:01,226 --> 00:15:01,427 NOW. 508 00:15:01,493 --> 00:15:03,660 >> Bill: WE WERE HIPPIES. 509 00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:05,293 THEY VOTED FOR REAGAN. 510 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,860 >> NO! 511 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,226 >> Bill: WE DIDN'T? 512 00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:08,827 >> Secretary Grisham: OF THEM 513 00:15:08,894 --> 00:15:09,026 DEAD. 514 00:15:09,093 --> 00:15:09,360 >> IF YOU 515 00:15:09,427 --> 00:15:12,160 WERE 55 YEARS OLD IN 1980 AND 516 00:15:12,226 --> 00:15:13,794 YOU VOTED FOR REAGAN, YOU ARE 517 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,460 DEAD. 518 00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:15,160 DON'T PUT DOWN WHAT OUR 519 00:15:15,226 --> 00:15:17,093 GENERATION AND THE PEOPLE WHO 520 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,393 CAME AFTER US DID. 521 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,627 WE HELD ONTO OUR VALUES AND THAT 522 00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:24,860 IS WHY GAY PEOPLE CAN GET 523 00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:25,160 MARRIED. 524 00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:26,460 IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH FOR YOU, 525 00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:27,360 IT'S GOING TO BE AWFUL AND THEN 526 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,927 YOU ARE GOING TO GET MORE 527 00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:30,560 CONSERVATIVE. 528 00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:30,960 >> Bill: THEY ARE. 529 00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:33,460 >> NO, OUR GENERATION IS NOW 530 00:15:33,527 --> 00:15:33,860 MORE CONSERVATIVE. 531 00:15:33,927 --> 00:15:36,794 WE LIVE IN A LIBERAL COUNTRY. 532 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,093 THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS AGREE 533 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,960 WITH US ON MINIMUM WAGE, MASS 534 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,827 INCARCERATION, WOMEN'S RIGHTS. 535 00:15:41,894 --> 00:15:42,260 PRO-CHOICE. 536 00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:43,794 THEY ARE WITH US RIGHT NOW. 537 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,427 WHY NOT TAKE THE MOMENT WHEN WE 538 00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:47,760 ARE IN POWER AND USE IT IN THIS 539 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:48,026 ELECTION? 540 00:15:48,093 --> 00:15:50,993 [APPLAUSE] 541 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:51,993 LET'S GET RID OF TRUMP. 542 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,093 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IN MICHIGAN 543 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,260 HOW WE TURNED THINGS IN 544 00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:55,527 NOVEMBER. 545 00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:56,293 IS THAT OKAY? 546 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,460 I WANT TO GIVE AN EXAMPLE. 547 00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:01,060 MICHIGAN WENT RED IN 2016, VOTED 548 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:01,627 FOR TRUMP. 549 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,927 MYSELF, MY FRIEND, A WHOLE BUNCH 550 00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,260 OF OTHER PEOPLE IN MICHIGAN SAID 551 00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:04,794 THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 552 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,193 WE HAVE TO TURN THIS AROUND. 553 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:10,660 WHAT WE DID IS DECIDE TO GO WITH 554 00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:12,427 BALLOT PROPOSALS IN NOVEMBER. 555 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,026 TWO BALLOT PROPOSALS TARGETED TO 556 00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:15,160 GET OUT THE YOUTH VOTE AND THE 557 00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:17,293 THOUSANDS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS 558 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,293 WHO STAYED HOME AND DIDN'T VOTE 559 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,560 FOR HILLARY IN 2016. 560 00:16:21,627 --> 00:16:23,427 WE PUT THE GERRYMANDERING 561 00:16:23,493 --> 00:16:25,160 PROPOSAL ON THE BALLOT TO MAKE 562 00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:26,593 GERRYMANDERING ILLEGAL AND WE 563 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:27,993 PUT A LEGALIZE MARIJUANA 564 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,060 PROPOSAL ON THE BALLOT. 565 00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,894 >> Bill: I'VE BEEN AFTER THAT 566 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,293 FOR A LONG TIME. 567 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:31,560 [APPLAUSE] 568 00:16:31,627 --> 00:16:34,527 >> WE ASKED FOR BOTH OF THOSE 569 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,126 BUT WHAT IT REALLY DID WAS 570 00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:37,126 DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF YOUNG 571 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,260 PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT ABOUT FROM 572 00:16:38,327 --> 00:16:40,794 THE LAST OFF YEAR ELECTION IN 573 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,293 2014 AND WE BROUGHT OUT 574 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,460 THOUSANDS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS 575 00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:44,393 WHO STAYED HOME BECAUSE THEY 576 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,260 DIDN'T WANT TO VOTE FOR HILLARY. 577 00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:47,860 IF WE WANT TO WIN NEXT YEAR, IF 578 00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,193 WE GET BALLOT PROPOSALS IN THE 579 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,993 SWING STATES THAT WILL BRING OUT 580 00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:52,827 YOUNG PEOPLE, FREE COLLEGE, 581 00:16:52,894 --> 00:16:54,126 MINIMUM WAGE, THAT WILL BRING 582 00:16:54,193 --> 00:16:55,327 OUT AFRICAN-AMERICANS, HOW ABOUT 583 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:56,760 THE STATES THAT DON'T HAVE EQUAL 584 00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:57,660 RIGHTS FOR WOMEN? 585 00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,060 LET'S PUT THOSE ON THE BALLOT 586 00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:00,460 NEXT YEAR AND HAVE MILLIONS MORE 587 00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:01,927 WOMEN COME OUT. 588 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,026 THIS IS HOW WE WIN. 589 00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:04,260 [APPLAUSE] 590 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,360 >> Bill: YOU'RE FINDING AN 591 00:17:05,427 --> 00:17:06,126 ELECTION THAT ISN'T THE REAL 592 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,527 ELECTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW 593 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,894 MANY PEOPLE COME OUT, THAT IS 594 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,493 CALIFORNIA. 595 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,627 YOU COULD WIN BY 5 MILLION VOTES 596 00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:13,493 AND IT WOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE 597 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,260 YOU HAVE TO WIN WISCONSIN AND 598 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:15,794 MICHIGAN AND PENNSYLVANIA. 599 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,126 >> WE ARE GOING TO WIN THOSE IF 600 00:17:18,193 --> 00:17:19,393 WE DO THESE THINGS. 601 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:21,293 >> Bill: YOU ARE NOT 602 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,026 NOSTRADAMUS. 603 00:17:23,093 --> 00:17:25,060 [LAUGHTER] 604 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,627 >> BERNIE WON MICHIGAN AND 605 00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:28,293 WISCONSIN AND SHE WOULDN'T GO 606 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,360 THERE. 607 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:29,694 THAT WAS NOT. 608 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,627 >> Bill: THE LAST GUY WHO WON 609 00:17:31,694 --> 00:17:33,226 BIG WAS BARACK OBAMA. 610 00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:33,627 HE WAS A CENTRIST. 611 00:17:33,694 --> 00:17:36,126 >> NO, HE WASN'T. 612 00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:37,293 HE COVERED AS A CENTRIST. 613 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,026 HE RAN AS A POPULIST. 614 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:43,560 >> Bill: NO, HE WAS A CENTRIST 615 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:43,827 CENTRIST. 616 00:17:43,894 --> 00:17:44,493 >> I WENT INTO THE VOTING BOOTH 617 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,860 AND ON THE BALLOT IT SAID BARACK 618 00:17:47,927 --> 00:17:51,293 HUSSEIN OBAMA. 619 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,026 >> Bill: THAT IS NOT A POLICY. 620 00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:54,993 >> BUT IF YOU ARE PLAYING IT 621 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,694 SAFE, YOU DON'T PUT FUCKING 622 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,193 HUSSEIN ON THE BALLOT. 623 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,993 [APPLAUSE] 624 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,293 A CENTRIST DOESN'T CALL HIMSELF 625 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:02,527 HUSSEIN. 626 00:18:02,593 --> 00:18:04,126 >> Bill: IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN 627 00:18:04,193 --> 00:18:04,960 UP TO HIM WHOSE NAME GOT ON THE 628 00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:06,660 BALLOT. 629 00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:08,393 >> THE COMMITTEE HAS TO SIGN UP 630 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,060 WHETHER YOU ARE WILLIAM 631 00:18:10,126 --> 00:18:10,527 JEFFERSON CLINTON OR 632 00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:10,860 BILL CLINTON. 633 00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:12,727 IT IS UP TO THE CANDIDATE. 634 00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:14,694 >> Bill: IF YOU ARE TELLING ME 635 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,427 OBAMA PURPOSELY PUT HUSSEIN ON 636 00:18:16,493 --> 00:18:17,827 THE BALLOT TO GET VOTES, WE WILL 637 00:18:17,894 --> 00:18:20,293 HAVE TO HAVE THAT DISCUSSION 638 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:20,627 ANOTHER TIME. 639 00:18:20,694 --> 00:18:22,660 >> HE DID IT BECAUSE HE HAD 640 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,460 COURAGE. 641 00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:24,293 >> Bill: PUT YOUR MONEY ON 642 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:24,493 THAT. 643 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,627 I WILL BET YOU HE DIDN'T SAY PUT 644 00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:28,093 HUSSEIN ON THE BALLOT. 645 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,560 >> HE WANTED HIS MIDDLE NAME. 646 00:18:30,627 --> 00:18:32,960 HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO BET ME 647 00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:34,327 ON THAT? 648 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:34,627 [APPLAUSE] 649 00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:36,760 >> Bill: MAKE IT DIFFICULT ON 650 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:37,360 YOURSELF. 651 00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:39,960 >> YEAH. 652 00:18:40,026 --> 00:18:41,794 MAKE IT DIFFICULT ON ME? 653 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:42,627 >> Bill: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO 654 00:18:42,694 --> 00:18:45,193 BACK WAS TO MARK A TRIP TO 655 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:45,527 HAWAII? 656 00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:47,193 >> WITH YOU? 657 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,694 >> Bill: YOU DID IT ONCE. 658 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,126 MICHAEL MOORE, EVERYBODY. 659 00:18:51,193 --> 00:18:53,093 LET'S AGREE OUR PANEL. 660 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:59,126 ♪ ♪ 661 00:18:59,193 --> 00:19:03,694 AM I GOING TO LOSE THAT BED? 662 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:08,393 [APPLAUSE] 663 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,193 DID OBAMA PURPOSELY PUT HIS -- 664 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,493 >> YES, PURPOSELY. 665 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,927 >> Bill: I WANT TO GO TO 666 00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:18,660 HAWAII WITH HIM ANYWAY. 667 00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:19,126 OKAY, THESE DEBATES. 668 00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:23,460 I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION SORRY, I 669 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,927 HAVE TO INTRODUCE THESE PEOPLE. 670 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:27,560 HE'S A POLITICAL STRATEGIST WHO 671 00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:29,193 HOSTS THE PODCAST 672 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,493 "STRANGE DAYS," FERNAND AMANDI. 673 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,026 [APPLAUSE] 674 00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,160 SHE CO-HOSTS THE HILL'S MORNING 675 00:19:33,226 --> 00:19:33,760 SHOW "RISING" AND SHE'S THE 676 00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:34,427 AUTHOR OF "REVERSING THE 677 00:19:34,493 --> 00:19:35,427 APOCALYPSE: HIJACKING THE 678 00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:36,327 DEMOCRATIC PARTY TO SAVE THE 679 00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:38,193 WORLD," KRYSTAL BALL. 680 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,860 [APPLAUSE] 681 00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:41,593 HE'S THE FORMER RNC CHAIR AND 682 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:42,327 HOST OF 683 00:19:42,393 --> 00:19:43,260 "THE MICHAEL STEELE PODCAST," 684 00:19:43,327 --> 00:19:45,026 MICHAEL STEELE. 685 00:19:45,093 --> 00:19:49,393 [APPLAUSE] 686 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,794 DON'T FORGET TO SEND US YOUR 687 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,527 QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT'S 688 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,093 Overtime. 689 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,694 HE WILL ANSWER THEM ON YOUTUBE. 690 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,527 MY QUESTION, ARE THESE DEBATES 691 00:20:01,593 --> 00:20:01,794 HELPING? 692 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,827 >> I THINK THEY ARE HELPING BY 693 00:20:03,894 --> 00:20:05,493 PUTTING A SPOTLIGHT BUT LET ME 694 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,694 TELL YOU WHAT THE PROBLEM IS 695 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,860 THUS FAR. 696 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:09,393 IN MY OPINION, IT'S THE 697 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,493 DEMOCRATIC STRATEGISTS. 698 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,727 THEY SPENT 39 MINUTES TALKING 699 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,193 ABOUT THE NUANCES OF 700 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,226 HEALTH CARE, POSITIONS ON TRADE. 701 00:20:15,293 --> 00:20:18,226 WE'VE GOT A GODDAMN NATIONAL 702 00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:20,193 EMERGENCY WITH THE MOST UNFIT, 703 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:20,727 UNFAITHFUL PERSON IN THE 704 00:20:20,794 --> 00:20:22,694 WHITE HOUSE AND IT SEEMS LIKE 705 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,960 THEY ARE RUNNING AGAINST 706 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:25,960 GEORGE W. BUSH OR RONALD REAGAN. 707 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,327 THE CASE NEEDS TO BE MADE THAT 708 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,060 THIS MAN IS OUT TO DESTROY 709 00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:29,960 AMERICAN DEMOCRACY AND IF THEY 710 00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:31,260 DON'T START TALKING IN THOSE 711 00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:32,627 TERMS, THEN THEY MIGHT BE IN 712 00:20:32,694 --> 00:20:33,226 TROUBLE IN NOVEMBER OF NEXT 713 00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:33,427 YEAR. 714 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,393 [APPLAUSE] 715 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,226 >> OKAY, THE QUESTION IS ARE THE 716 00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:41,293 DEBATES HELPING THE DEMOCRATS? 717 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,593 THE ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY, 718 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:42,960 POSITIVELY NOT. 719 00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:44,660 THE MODERATORS ARE ON THE 720 00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:45,660 REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS. 721 00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,827 THEY WANT TO PIT 722 00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:48,327 ELIZABETH WARREN AGAINST 723 00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:51,026 JOE BIDEN AGAINST BERNIE SANDERS 724 00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:51,393 BERNIE SANDERS. 725 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,293 I HONESTLY THOUGHT ANDREW YANG 726 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,460 IN THE SECOND DEBATE HAD THE 727 00:20:53,527 --> 00:20:54,827 BEST LINE OF ANYBODY WHEN HE 728 00:20:54,894 --> 00:20:56,993 SAID, WE ARE UP HERE WITH MAKEUP 729 00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:57,160 ON. 730 00:20:57,226 --> 00:20:59,527 THIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE A 731 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,527 REALITY SHOW PRESIDENT. 732 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,794 BECAUSE IT'S ALL A REALITY SHOW. 733 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:06,627 IT'S ALL ABOUT WWE, RATHER THAN 734 00:21:06,694 --> 00:21:08,293 THE SUBSTANCE ON HEALTH CARE AND 735 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,293 TRADE POLICY. 736 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,226 THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE 737 00:21:10,293 --> 00:21:10,993 ABOUT. 738 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,293 >> Bill: HE IS ALREADY GIVING 739 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,493 PEOPLE $1,000 CUSTOMER >> 740 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:15,760 $120,000. 741 00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:18,093 >> Bill: THAT IS OKAY? 742 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,060 >> YOU THINK THERE IS A 743 00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:21,493 FUNCTIONING FCC IN THIS COUNTRY 744 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,927 BECAUSE McKAY GOT ANOTHER 745 00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:23,260 THING FOR YOU. 746 00:21:23,327 --> 00:21:24,493 >> ALL I CAN SAY IS BETWEEN 747 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,493 MICHAEL MOORE AND THIS 748 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,660 CONVERSATION, I AM HAVING A GOOD 749 00:21:28,727 --> 00:21:29,727 TIME. 750 00:21:29,794 --> 00:21:32,527 Y'ALL NEED TO WORK THIS OUT. 751 00:21:32,593 --> 00:21:34,694 >> Bill: WE ARE PAYING YOU, SO 752 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,260 GET IN HERE. 753 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:35,527 [LAUGHTER] 754 00:21:35,593 --> 00:21:39,393 >> HONESTLY, I THINK THE 755 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:40,827 ANALYSIS SO FAR ON BOTH SIDES IS 756 00:21:40,894 --> 00:21:41,060 CORRECT. 757 00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:44,293 THE DEMOCRATS ARE HELPING 758 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,060 THEMSELVES IN THAT THEY ARE 759 00:21:45,126 --> 00:21:47,260 HAVING SUBSTANTIVE POLICY 760 00:21:47,327 --> 00:21:47,560 DISCUSSIONS. 761 00:21:47,627 --> 00:21:49,694 THE QUESTION IS WHETHER OR NOT 762 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,193 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE REALLY 763 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,827 TAKING IT IN OR ABSORBING IT 764 00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:53,293 THAT WAY. 765 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,360 ELIZABETH WARREN HAS A PLAN FOR 766 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,794 PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING AND THAT 767 00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:57,193 IS A GOOD THING. 768 00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:59,627 >> Bill: EXCEPT HEALTH CARE. 769 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,260 >> HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO PAY FOR 770 00:22:01,327 --> 00:22:03,694 IT. 771 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,093 THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS SHE 772 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,293 DOES. 773 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,327 THE PROBLEM IS WHEN YOU HAVE 774 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,927 MOMENTS LIKE YOU DID LAST NIGHT 775 00:22:09,993 --> 00:22:13,060 WITH JULIAN CASTRO, WHO PUT OUT 776 00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:16,727 ONE OF THE BEST SOUND BITES FOR 777 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,760 THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WITH A BIDEN 778 00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:19,660 AS THE NOMINEE. 779 00:22:19,727 --> 00:22:21,160 YOU'VE BEEN A CANDIDATE, I'VE 780 00:22:21,226 --> 00:22:21,560 BEEN A CANDIDATE. 781 00:22:21,627 --> 00:22:24,360 >> HOLD ON, EVERYONE WAS 782 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,393 HAND-WRINGING ABOUT JULIAN 783 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:27,660 CASTRO GOING AFTER JOE BIDEN. 784 00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:28,527 YOU DON'T THINK TRUMP IS GOING 785 00:22:28,593 --> 00:22:31,193 TO COME AFTER HIM SO MUCH 786 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:31,427 HARDER? 787 00:22:31,493 --> 00:22:37,660 YOU CAN HANDLE JULIAN CASTRO 788 00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:39,727 CUSTOMER >> Bill: IT SAYS 789 00:22:39,794 --> 00:22:40,093 TRAINING CAN'T. 790 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,427 >> YOU RUN THE ANTI-IMMIGRATION 791 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,527 COMMERCIAL AND BEHIND THAT YOU 792 00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:43,794 RUN THAT. 793 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:47,460 YOU RUN THAT CONVERSATION. 794 00:22:47,527 --> 00:22:48,493 YOU'RE REINFORCING THE NEGATIVE 795 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,126 NARRATIVE ABOUT DEMOCRATS IN A 796 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,293 GENERAL ELECTION. 797 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,960 THAT IS WHAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE 798 00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:53,193 TO STOP. 799 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:54,927 >> Bill: CAN I PRESENT A 800 00:22:54,993 --> 00:22:55,593 SCENARIO? 801 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:57,393 I THINK THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF 802 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,360 THOSE YEARS WHERE THE DISCUSSION 803 00:22:58,427 --> 00:23:01,993 MIKE AND I WERE HAPPY, HAVING, 804 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:04,126 THEY CAN'T GET OVER THE CENTRIST 805 00:23:04,193 --> 00:23:09,760 VERSUS SOCIALIST THING. 806 00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:13,427 SHE DROPS OUT, IT WARREN AND 807 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,126 BIDEN, THEY GO TO THE CONVENTION 808 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,860 AND IT'S A DEADLOCK. 809 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,493 THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. 810 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,694 THEY NEED A COMPROMISE 811 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:19,960 CANDIDATE. 812 00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:20,694 I'M LOOKING HARD AT AMY 813 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,493 KLOBUCHAR. 814 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:21,894 YOU KNOW WHY? 815 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,527 [LAUGHTER] 816 00:23:22,593 --> 00:23:24,493 THIS IS NOT AN INSULT TO AMY 817 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,493 KLOBUCHAR, I LIKE YOU. 818 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,660 BUT WHEN THEY PUT GENERIC 819 00:23:26,727 --> 00:23:29,093 DEMOCRAT ON THE BALLOT, THEY 820 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:29,593 WIN. 821 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,226 SHE'S A WOMAN, SO THAT HELPS. 822 00:23:31,293 --> 00:23:34,527 THAT MOVES A LOT. 823 00:23:34,593 --> 00:23:38,226 >> HOLD ON A SECOND, WHY DO YOU 824 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:39,193 THINK THAT ECONOMIC POPULISM, 825 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:41,827 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, 826 00:23:41,894 --> 00:23:43,694 SOCIALISM, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM, 827 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,860 MEDICARE FOR ALL, IS SO 828 00:23:44,927 --> 00:23:46,894 UNPOPULAR? 829 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,093 A POLL JUST CAME OUT THAT HAVE 830 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:49,993 BERNIE SANDERS BEATING TRUMP IN 831 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:51,660 TEXAS BY MORE THAN ANY OTHER 832 00:23:51,727 --> 00:23:52,627 CANDIDATE. 833 00:23:52,694 --> 00:23:54,493 THE LAST 20 POLLS HAVE SHOWN 834 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,160 BERNIE BEATING TRUMP. 835 00:23:57,226 --> 00:23:57,827 >> Bill: MEANING? 836 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:00,293 >> MEANING YOU DON'T NEED A 837 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:00,694 CENTRIST TO WIN. 838 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:06,827 IT'S WHY WE LOST HOUSES. 839 00:24:06,894 --> 00:24:07,794 WE LOST! 840 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,894 >> Bill: EVEN THE CENTRIST AND 841 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,093 THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY ARE PRETTY 842 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:11,660 FAR LEFT. 843 00:24:11,727 --> 00:24:12,894 THEY ARE CENTER LEFT! 844 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,260 THE WHOLE COUNTRY, NOT JUST THE 845 00:24:16,327 --> 00:24:16,627 LIBERAL BUBBLE. 846 00:24:16,694 --> 00:24:18,860 >> YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT WORD BUT 847 00:24:18,927 --> 00:24:19,427 IT ISN'T CENTRIST, IT IS 848 00:24:19,493 --> 00:24:19,827 CHARISMA. 849 00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:21,493 WHO IS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE 850 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,327 THAT IS GOING TO INSPIRE 851 00:24:23,393 --> 00:24:27,627 AMERICA, BUILD A MOVEMENT? 852 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:30,093 WARREN CAN DO THAT. 853 00:24:30,193 --> 00:24:32,560 >> WHO SUPPORTS THESE 854 00:24:32,627 --> 00:24:33,527 CANDIDATES? 855 00:24:33,593 --> 00:24:34,493 WHO HAS THE MULTIRACIAL 856 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,293 WORKING-CLASS COALITION THAT YOU 857 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:36,860 COULD BUILD FROM TO INSPIRE 858 00:24:36,927 --> 00:24:39,527 PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY SHOW UP ON 859 00:24:39,593 --> 00:24:40,293 ELECTION DAY? 860 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:40,993 THAT IS STILL BERNIE SANDERS. 861 00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:43,160 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK HE 862 00:24:43,226 --> 00:24:44,593 WILL DROP OUT. 863 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:45,993 >> THIS IS THE THING. 864 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:48,927 DEMOCRATS NEED TO GET THEIR HEAD 865 00:24:48,993 --> 00:24:49,960 AROUND IN THIS UPCOMING 866 00:24:50,026 --> 00:24:50,794 ELECTION. 867 00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:52,727 MICHAEL MOORE IS ABSOLUTELY 868 00:24:52,794 --> 00:24:52,927 RIGHT. 869 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:55,493 IF YOU HOLD AN ELECTION THIS 870 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,160 COMING TUESDAY DONALD TRUMP WILL 871 00:24:56,226 --> 00:24:56,894 WIN THE ELECTION. 872 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,527 A YEAR FROM THIS NOVEMBER, 873 00:24:58,593 --> 00:24:59,960 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO WIN 874 00:25:00,026 --> 00:25:00,993 REELECTION BECAUSE THE WAY THE 875 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:02,527 NARRATIVE IS BEING SET UP AT THE 876 00:25:02,593 --> 00:25:04,560 MOMENT IS PLAYING DIRECTLY INTO 877 00:25:04,627 --> 00:25:07,493 A LOT OF THE FEARS THAT TOOK 878 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,593 THOSE BRICKS OUT OF THOSE BLUE 879 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:09,660 WALLS THAT DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN 880 00:25:09,727 --> 00:25:11,760 ABLE TO BUILD IN THE ELECTORAL 881 00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:13,060 COLLEGE FOR ALMOST A GENERATION 882 00:25:13,126 --> 00:25:15,460 AND GIVE IT A TRUMP. 883 00:25:15,527 --> 00:25:17,293 TRUMP FIGURED THAT OUT. 884 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,393 THE CHALLENGE IS HOW DO 885 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:20,894 DEMOCRATS FIGURE OUT TO GET 886 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,860 THOSE BLUE BRICKS BACK. 887 00:25:22,927 --> 00:25:23,927 ONE LAST POINT. 888 00:25:23,993 --> 00:25:25,593 THIS ELECTION, FOLKS, IS NOT 889 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,293 ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THE COUNTRY. 890 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,593 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THE 891 00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:29,993 DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 892 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,727 IT'S ABOUT A TRANSITION AWAY 893 00:25:32,794 --> 00:25:33,560 FROM TRUMP. 894 00:25:33,627 --> 00:25:35,393 WHO GETS US BACK TO NORMAL AND 895 00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:35,794 STABLE. 896 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,293 >> THERE IS NO BACK TO NORMAL 897 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:37,927 AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM. 898 00:25:37,993 --> 00:25:39,593 YOU HAVE TO HAVE A NEW 899 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:40,360 SOMETHING. 900 00:25:40,427 --> 00:25:41,360 >> PEOPLE WILL GIVE YOU GUIDANCE 901 00:25:41,427 --> 00:25:43,727 ON WHAT THAT IS FOR THEM. 902 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,727 >> Bill: LET ME ASK THIS 903 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,560 QUESTION. 904 00:25:47,627 --> 00:25:49,560 I HEAR THE TERM "EXISTENTIAL" A 905 00:25:49,627 --> 00:25:51,060 LOT ABOUT TRUMP. 906 00:25:51,126 --> 00:25:52,460 HE IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT 907 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,126 I AGREE. 908 00:25:53,193 --> 00:25:54,660 THAT IS WHY I SAY I AM ROOTING 909 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:57,527 FOR A RECESSION, HOW COULD YOU, 910 00:25:57,593 --> 00:25:59,160 BILL MAHER? 911 00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:00,160 YOU JUST SAID HE IS AN 912 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:00,927 EXISTENTIAL THREAT! 913 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:05,093 WAIT, THAT IS NOT THE QUESTION. 914 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,360 >> IT'S NOT JUST AN EXISTENTIAL 915 00:26:06,427 --> 00:26:06,593 THREAT. 916 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:11,727 HE IS A POLITICAL ACTOR THAT IS 917 00:26:11,794 --> 00:26:12,794 PLAYING A CONVENTIONAL GAME. 918 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:13,894 >> Bill: IF HE IS AN 919 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,993 EXISTENTIAL THREAT, AND I THINK 920 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:17,927 HE IS, EXCUSE ME. 921 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,493 WOULD ELIZABETH WARREN BE 922 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,093 WILLING TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM 923 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,160 AND BE JOE BIDEN'S RUNNING MATE? 924 00:26:24,226 --> 00:26:26,427 WITHOUT HAPPEN? 925 00:26:26,493 --> 00:26:30,493 >> WHY DO WE WANT JOE BIDEN AT 926 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:30,993 ALL? 927 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,927 >> Bill: I'M LOOKING AT THE 928 00:26:32,993 --> 00:26:34,126 SCENARIO WHERE THERE IS THE FAR 929 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,293 LEFT AND THE CENTER LEFT AND WE 930 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,560 HAVE TO COME TOGETHER. 931 00:26:36,627 --> 00:26:39,660 I'M TRYING TO BE PRACTICAL. 932 00:26:39,727 --> 00:26:40,160 JOE BIDEN CAN'T BE 933 00:26:40,226 --> 00:26:41,327 VICE PRESIDENT AGAIN. 934 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,160 >> I THINK WHAT YOU DON'T 935 00:26:44,226 --> 00:26:44,927 UNDERSTAND IS THAT -- 936 00:26:44,993 --> 00:26:48,527 >> Bill: IT WOULD HAVE TO BE 937 00:26:48,593 --> 00:26:48,860 BIDEN-WARREN. 938 00:26:48,927 --> 00:26:51,126 ARE WE SERIOUS? 939 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:54,093 >> BIDEN AND BERNIE HAVE MORE 940 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,827 VOTERS IN COMMON THAN WARREN. 941 00:26:55,894 --> 00:26:57,193 VOTERS DON'T LOOK ON AN 942 00:26:57,293 --> 00:26:57,827 IDEOLOGICAL SPECTRUM. 943 00:26:57,894 --> 00:26:59,927 THEY SAY, WHO DO I TRUST, WHO IS 944 00:27:00,026 --> 00:27:01,327 FULL OF SHIT? 945 00:27:01,393 --> 00:27:03,226 THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH 946 00:27:03,293 --> 00:27:05,260 CENTRISM. 947 00:27:05,327 --> 00:27:07,894 A LOT OF TIMES CENTRISM IN THE 948 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,527 DEMOCRATIC PARTY COMES OFF AS 949 00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:11,026 BEING FULL OF SHIT, FOCUS GROUP 950 00:27:11,093 --> 00:27:13,460 FULL OF SHIT. 951 00:27:13,527 --> 00:27:16,060 >> Bill: WE HAVE LOTS OF 952 00:27:16,126 --> 00:27:17,927 CENTRISTS IN THE 953 00:27:17,993 --> 00:27:18,560 DEMOCRATIC PARTY, AND MY RIGHT? 954 00:27:18,627 --> 00:27:20,327 >> JOE MANCHIN IS FULL OF SHIT? 955 00:27:20,393 --> 00:27:21,560 WHAT HE THINK PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT 956 00:27:21,627 --> 00:27:22,927 THAT KIND OF CANADA IS GOING TO 957 00:27:22,993 --> 00:27:24,360 DO IN THIS NEXT ELECTION CYCLE? 958 00:27:24,427 --> 00:27:27,093 THEY ARE NOT COMING HOME TO 959 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,860 ROOST WITH YOU. 960 00:27:27,927 --> 00:27:30,160 THEY ARE GOING TO HANG WITH 961 00:27:30,226 --> 00:27:30,493 TRUMP. 962 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,960 THE PERSON I KNOW WHO RESPECTS 963 00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:35,727 ME AND DOESN'T CALL ME NAMES. 964 00:27:35,794 --> 00:27:36,960 >> IT'S NOT BASED ON ANYTHING. 965 00:27:37,026 --> 00:27:38,960 >> IT'S NOT ABOUT CENTRISM, IT'S 966 00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:39,660 ABOUT WHO IS GOING TO FIGHT FOR 967 00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:43,427 AMERICAN DEMOCRACY. 968 00:27:43,493 --> 00:27:44,660 THE ONLY PERSON TALKING WITH 969 00:27:44,727 --> 00:27:45,460 THAT VISCERAL ENERGY THAT IS 970 00:27:45,527 --> 00:27:49,160 BUILDING A MOVEMENT IS 971 00:27:49,226 --> 00:27:49,927 ELIZABETH WARREN. 972 00:27:49,993 --> 00:27:52,927 TO YOUR POINT, IF THE PRIMARIES 973 00:27:52,993 --> 00:27:54,293 SHOW THAT THE POLLING SAYS THAT 974 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,660 BIDEN IS THE BEST GUIDE IS BETA 975 00:27:57,727 --> 00:27:59,427 TRUMP, THEN HE'S GOING TO WIN 976 00:27:59,493 --> 00:27:59,993 THE NOMINATION. 977 00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,293 >> Bill: THE FACT THAT THEY 978 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,160 HAVEN'T IMPEACHED HIM, I STARTED 979 00:28:03,226 --> 00:28:03,894 THIS LAST WEEK. 980 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,727 IT HAS TO BE A 2-PARTER. 981 00:28:06,794 --> 00:28:09,593 HE WAS SEIZING LAND TO BUILD HIS 982 00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:11,193 WALL AND TELLING PEOPLE TO BREAK 983 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,627 WALLS AND PROMISING THEM 984 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:14,126 PARDONS. 985 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,560 DON'T EVEN GO WITH THE IF OBAMA 986 00:28:16,627 --> 00:28:18,427 DID IT. 987 00:28:18,493 --> 00:28:21,927 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE UKRAINE. 988 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,694 HE SUSPENDED AIDS OF THE UKRAINE 989 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,260 BECAUSE THEY WON'T HELP HIM IN 990 00:28:25,327 --> 00:28:27,493 HIS CAMPAIGN AGAINST JOE BIDEN 991 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:27,894 AND FIND DIRT. 992 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,026 IRELAND, THE WHOLE THING WHERE 993 00:28:30,093 --> 00:28:33,694 HE IS FAILING GOLF COURSE IS 994 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,360 GETTING PAID TO HOUSE AMERICAN 995 00:28:35,427 --> 00:28:36,427 SERVICEMEN ON THEIR STOPOVERS. 996 00:28:36,493 --> 00:28:39,260 THE MARKET MANIPULATION. 997 00:28:39,327 --> 00:28:40,493 HE SAID HE TALKED TO CHINA A 998 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,360 COUPLE WEEKS AGO. 999 00:28:41,427 --> 00:28:43,560 IT WAS A COMPLETE LIE. 1000 00:28:43,627 --> 00:28:44,493 EVEN THE PEOPLE AND HIS 1001 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,160 ADMINISTRATION SAID HE DID IT 1002 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,360 AND THE STOCK MARKET JUMPED UP. 1003 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,093 THIS ISN'T IMPEACHABLE FOR REAL, 1004 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:57,694 BUT IF OBAMA HAD INVITED THE 1005 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,927 TALIBAN ON THE 9/11 ANNIVERSARY? 1006 00:28:58,993 --> 00:29:01,527 PEOPLE WOULD'VE LOST THEIR SHIT. 1007 00:29:01,593 --> 00:29:04,260 >> IF OBAMA HAD DONE THAT, THEY 1008 00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:04,860 WOULDN'T HAVE IMPEACHED HIM, 1009 00:29:04,927 --> 00:29:09,427 THEY WOULD'VE SENT SEAL TEAM SIX 1010 00:29:09,493 --> 00:29:11,393 SEAL TEAM SIX, WHAT OBAMA DID TO 1011 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:12,026 USAMA BIN LADEN ALL THOSE YEARS 1012 00:29:12,093 --> 00:29:13,860 AGO. 1013 00:29:13,927 --> 00:29:14,427 >> Bill: THE FACT THAT THEY 1014 00:29:14,493 --> 00:29:16,993 HAVE LEFT THIS FESTER, THEY ARE 1015 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,593 LIKE A PARENT WHO NEVER LEARNED 1016 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,794 TO SAY NO TO THEIR CHILD AND NOW 1017 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:21,794 THE CHILD CAN DO ANYTHING AND 1018 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,226 THAT LOOKS WEAK. 1019 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:24,894 I KEEP SAYING IF PEOPLE DON'T 1020 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,593 VOTE ON POLICY, THEY VOTE ON 1021 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:27,393 STRENGTH OR WEAKNESS. 1022 00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:29,694 IT LOOKS WEEK. 1023 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,727 >> THEY LOST THEIR CHANCE. 1024 00:29:31,794 --> 00:29:33,560 WHAT I WILL SEE IS WE FOCUSED ON 1025 00:29:33,627 --> 00:29:34,327 ALL THE WRONG THINGS. 1026 00:29:34,393 --> 00:29:36,193 WE FOCUS ON THE CORRUPTION, 1027 00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:36,960 WHICH IS REAL. 1028 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,393 HE HAS BEEN FAR MORE BRAZEN AND 1029 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,327 TAKEN THAT TO A LEVEL WE HAVE 1030 00:29:40,393 --> 00:29:41,193 NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 1031 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,727 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOOK AND GO, 1032 00:29:42,794 --> 00:29:43,927 SO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE 1033 00:29:43,993 --> 00:29:44,160 CORRUPT. 1034 00:29:44,226 --> 00:29:45,560 LOOK AT JOE BIDEN WITH HIS DEALS 1035 00:29:45,627 --> 00:29:48,193 WITH HIS SON AND HIS BROTHER. 1036 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,694 LOOK AT BILL CLINTON CASHING IN. 1037 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,393 WHAT WE SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON AND 1038 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:52,527 WHAT I WOULD BE ALL FOR 1039 00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:53,193 IMPEACHING HIM ON IS THE ACTUAL 1040 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,827 HARM HE HAS DONE. 1041 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:59,260 THE MUSLIM BAND, KIDS IN CAGES, 1042 00:29:59,327 --> 00:29:59,827 INSTITUTIONALIZED CRUELTY. 1043 00:29:59,894 --> 00:30:01,960 [APPLAUSE] 1044 00:30:02,026 --> 00:30:04,427 THE REAL HARM HE HAS DONE, NOT 1045 00:30:04,493 --> 00:30:05,993 TO MENTION INCITING VIOLENCE AND 1046 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,460 GIVING COMFORT TO THE GREATEST 1047 00:30:07,527 --> 00:30:09,393 DOMESTIC TERRORISM THREAT 1048 00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:11,560 ACCORDING TO THE FBI, WHITE 1049 00:30:11,627 --> 00:30:11,894 NATIONALISTS. 1050 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,493 >> A LOT OF THAT IS TRUE BUT THE 1051 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,093 PROBLEM WITH SOME OF THAT IS YOU 1052 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,694 HAVE A SITUATION NOW WHERE HE IS 1053 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,960 GETTING REINFORCEMENT FROM THE 1054 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:20,327 JUDICIAL SYSTEM. 1055 00:30:20,393 --> 00:30:20,927 >> Bill: OF COURSE. 1056 00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:23,260 >> THE SUPREME COURT SAYS YOU 1057 00:30:23,327 --> 00:30:24,560 CAN GO AND DO THESE THINGS 1058 00:30:24,627 --> 00:30:27,193 WITHIN THE CONTEXT -- 1059 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,393 >> Bill: THEY BETTER GET THE 1060 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,993 ELECTION RIGHT OVER THERE WILL 1061 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:30,727 BE MORE JUDGES. 1062 00:30:30,794 --> 00:30:31,727 >> THE FACT THAT THE DEMOCRATS 1063 00:30:31,794 --> 00:30:34,193 AREN'T FOCUSING ON THE 1064 00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:34,527 SUPREME COURT. 1065 00:30:34,593 --> 00:30:36,160 THREE DEBATES AND NOT ONE 1066 00:30:36,226 --> 00:30:36,660 CONVERSATION ABOUT IT. 1067 00:30:36,727 --> 00:30:38,460 EVERYONE WHO WAS BLOWING THEIR 1068 00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:42,694 MIND OVER BRETT KAVANAUGH, YET 1069 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,660 WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO STAND 1070 00:30:44,727 --> 00:30:46,226 BEFORE THE NATION AND SAY WHAT 1071 00:30:46,293 --> 00:30:47,827 KIND OF COURT SYSTEM YOU WANT, 1072 00:30:47,894 --> 00:30:48,593 WE DON'T KNOW. 1073 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,460 >> THAT IS A GOOD POINT. 1074 00:30:50,527 --> 00:30:51,527 >> WHEN TRUMP SAYS I'M GOING TO 1075 00:30:51,593 --> 00:30:53,727 GIVE YOU THE COURT, THEY ARE 1076 00:30:53,794 --> 00:30:54,193 LIKE OKAY. 1077 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:57,226 >> Bill: GOOD NEWS? 1078 00:30:57,293 --> 00:30:58,126 [APPLAUSE] 1079 00:30:58,193 --> 00:30:59,760 TRUMP HAS ASKED ABOUT HOW HE 1080 00:30:59,827 --> 00:31:00,427 DEFINES VICTORY IN AFGHANISTAN 1081 00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:01,527 THIS WEEK AND HE SAID WE COULD 1082 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:05,760 BEAT THEM VERY EASILY. 1083 00:31:05,827 --> 00:31:05,993 [LAUGHS] 1084 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:08,126 BY DOING CERTAIN THINGS AND I'M 1085 00:31:08,193 --> 00:31:10,827 NOT TALKING NUCLEAR. 1086 00:31:10,894 --> 00:31:14,960 [LAUGHTER] 1087 00:31:15,026 --> 00:31:16,827 SO CERTAIN THINGS WE COULD DO 1088 00:31:16,894 --> 00:31:17,827 BUT YOU WOULD LOSE MILLIONS AND 1089 00:31:17,894 --> 00:31:18,860 BILLIONS OF LIVES, AND I DON'T 1090 00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:22,360 WANT TO DO THAT. 1091 00:31:22,427 --> 00:31:22,993 SO, THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WANT 1092 00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:26,960 TO LOSE BILLIONS OF LIVES. 1093 00:31:27,026 --> 00:31:28,226 HOW ABOUT THAT? 1094 00:31:28,293 --> 00:31:28,493 [APPLAUSE] 1095 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,993 >> GOOD JOB, SIR. 1096 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:32,327 >> Bill: THIS MAN IS INSANE. 1097 00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:35,260 THE BAD NEWS? 1098 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,760 BRAD PARSCALE IS TRUMP'S 1099 00:31:37,827 --> 00:31:45,460 CAMPAIGN MANAGER SAID THIS WEEK, 1100 00:31:45,527 --> 00:31:45,894 "THE TRUMPS WILL BE 1101 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,460 A DYNASTY THAT LASTS FOR 1102 00:31:46,527 --> 00:31:51,560 DECADES." 1103 00:31:51,627 --> 00:31:52,126 I THINK YOU SEE THAT FROM 1104 00:31:52,193 --> 00:31:52,493 IVANKA. 1105 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:52,993 YOU SEE IT FROM JARED. 1106 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:57,993 YOU SEE IT FROM ALL." 1107 00:31:58,093 --> 00:31:59,226 THEY'VE ALREADY GOT THE CAMPAIGN 1108 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:02,260 POSTERS FOR THE KIDS. 1109 00:32:02,327 --> 00:32:02,927 JARED KUSHNER: WHEN YOU GET THAT 1110 00:32:02,993 --> 00:32:03,593 BALLOT, I'M THE FACE YOU WANNA 1111 00:32:03,627 --> 00:32:07,226 PUNCH. 1112 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:08,727 [LAUGHTER] 1113 00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:09,393 DON JR. AND ERIC TRUMP: THE 1114 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:10,026 DOUCHE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE 1115 00:32:10,093 --> 00:32:14,560 BAG. 1116 00:32:14,627 --> 00:32:16,860 [LAUGHTER] 1117 00:32:16,927 --> 00:32:17,694 MELANIA 2024: THE NEWS IS FAKE, 1118 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,560 BUT THE TITS ARE REAL. 1119 00:32:21,627 --> 00:32:21,827 [LAUGHTER] 1120 00:32:21,894 --> 00:32:22,727 ERIC TRUMP: GREAT AMERICA MAKE 1121 00:32:22,794 --> 00:32:27,360 AGAIN! 1122 00:32:27,427 --> 00:32:31,660 [LAUGHTER] 1123 00:32:31,727 --> 00:32:32,493 JARED KUSHNER: JEWISH, BUT NOT 1124 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,527 THE WEIRD KIND WHO WEAR FUR HATS 1125 00:32:33,593 --> 00:32:37,993 IN THE SUMMER. 1126 00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:39,360 [LAUGHTER] 1127 00:32:39,427 --> 00:32:40,427 BARRON TRUMP 2052: DON'T CHANGE 1128 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:41,093 DIRECTION NOW, WE'RE SO CLOSE TO 1129 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,327 BUILDING THAT WALL. 1130 00:32:45,393 --> 00:32:45,593 [LAUGHTER] 1131 00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:46,393 SHE'S A STAFF EDITOR AND WRITER 1132 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,993 FOR "THE NEW YORK TIMES" OP-ED 1133 00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:48,460 SECTION AND AUTHOR OF 1134 00:32:48,527 --> 00:32:48,993 THE NEW BOOK 1135 00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:49,794 "HOW TO FIGHT ANTI-SEMITISM," 1136 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:54,293 BARI WEISS. 1137 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,827 JACK WITH US 1138 00:32:55,894 --> 00:32:59,860 [APPLAUSE] 1139 00:32:59,927 --> 00:33:01,727 HELLO. 1140 00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:03,393 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 1141 00:33:03,460 --> 00:33:05,026 YOU'VE GOT YOUR CARDS, YOU'RE 1142 00:33:05,093 --> 00:33:06,393 ALL READY TO GO. 1143 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,226 >> I'M NERVOUS, BILL. 1144 00:33:08,293 --> 00:33:09,527 >> Bill: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR 1145 00:33:09,593 --> 00:33:09,727 BOOK. 1146 00:33:09,794 --> 00:33:11,460 YOU MUST KNOW IT PRETTY WELL, 1147 00:33:11,527 --> 00:33:12,727 YOU JUST WROTE IT. 1148 00:33:12,794 --> 00:33:15,327 IT'S VERY SERIOUS BUT I THOUGHT 1149 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:16,560 IT'S INTERESTING, MANY PARTS OF 1150 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:16,727 IT. 1151 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,126 SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR 1152 00:33:18,193 --> 00:33:20,593 YOU TALK ABOUT IS THE FACT THAT 1153 00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:23,760 ANTI-SEMITISM IS MORE THAN JUST 1154 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:24,794 ABOUT THE JEWS, IS ABOUT THE 1155 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:28,160 HEALTH OF A SOCIETY AND PRETTY 1156 00:33:28,226 --> 00:33:30,360 MUCH ALL THROUGHOUT HUMAN 1157 00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,226 HISTORY, CERTAINLY AS WRONG AS 1158 00:33:32,293 --> 00:33:34,393 THE JEWS HAVE BEEN AROUND. 1159 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:35,160 WHENEVER A SOCIETY BECOMES 1160 00:33:35,226 --> 00:33:36,226 ANTI-SEMITIC, IT IS AN 1161 00:33:36,293 --> 00:33:37,493 INDICATION ABOUT SOMETHING WRONG 1162 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,760 IN THEIR BODY POLITIC. 1163 00:33:38,827 --> 00:33:40,193 THAT IS INTERESTING TO ME. 1164 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:41,927 >> THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. 1165 00:33:41,993 --> 00:33:43,393 I WROTE THIS BOOK NOT BECAUSE MY 1166 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,660 SYNAGOGUE IN PITTSBURGH WAS THE 1167 00:33:44,727 --> 00:33:48,627 ONE THAT WAS SHOT UP IN 1168 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:49,060 OCTOBER 27TH, 2018. 1169 00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:50,026 BUT BECAUSE THE MORE I 1170 00:33:50,093 --> 00:33:51,160 RESEARCHED THIS TOPIC AND LOOK 1171 00:33:51,226 --> 00:33:52,860 AT JEWISH HISTORY AND ALL OF 1172 00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:57,560 HISTORY I FOUND THAT SOCIETIES 1173 00:33:57,627 --> 00:33:58,827 WHERE ANTI-SEMITISM DRIVES OUR 1174 00:33:58,894 --> 00:34:00,226 SOCIETIES THAT ARE DEAD OR 1175 00:34:00,293 --> 00:34:01,193 DYING. 1176 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:02,126 WHY IS THAT? 1177 00:34:02,193 --> 00:34:03,527 IT IS BECAUSE ANTI-SEMITISM IS 1178 00:34:03,593 --> 00:34:05,894 THE ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY. 1179 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,794 WHEN ANTI-SEMITISM THRIVES, IT'S 1180 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:10,293 A SIGN THAT THAT SOCIETY HAS 1181 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,993 REPLACED TRUTH WITH LIES. 1182 00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,093 ANTI-SEMITISM, ONE WAY TO THINK 1183 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,993 ABOUT IT IS IT IS A THOUGHT A 1184 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,560 VIRUS THAT IS CARRIED FORWARD IN 1185 00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:19,894 CIVILIZATION. 1186 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,126 JUST LIKE ANY OF US, HAVE LOTS 1187 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,593 OF VIRUSES IN OUR BODY AT A 1188 00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:23,960 GIVEN TIME. 1189 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:25,126 AS LONG AS WE ARE HEALTHY THEY 1190 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:27,260 DON'T SHOW THEMSELVES. 1191 00:34:27,327 --> 00:34:28,993 WHEN A SOCIETY BEGINS TO BECOME 1192 00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:30,560 UNHEALTHY AND TEARING ITSELF 1193 00:34:30,627 --> 00:34:32,927 APART AS WE SEE HERE AND 1194 00:34:33,026 --> 00:34:33,627 THROUGHOUT EUROPE, ANTI-SEMITISM 1195 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:36,226 BEGINS TO SHOW ITS FACE. 1196 00:34:36,293 --> 00:34:37,694 >> Bill: WHY THE JEWS? 1197 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,694 WHY DO THEY HAVE THE KICK ME 1198 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,026 SIGN ON THEIR BACK? 1199 00:34:41,093 --> 00:34:43,460 >> I WOULD HAVE TO GO BACK TO 1200 00:34:43,527 --> 00:34:45,527 BOOK OF MATTHEW AND EGYPT IN 300 1201 00:34:45,593 --> 00:34:45,993 BCE. 1202 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:48,460 >> Bill: THERE ARE SO MANY 1203 00:34:48,527 --> 00:34:50,060 DIFFERENT PEOPLES IN THE WORLD. 1204 00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:51,527 A LOT OF THEM HAVE GOTTEN SHIT 1205 00:34:51,593 --> 00:34:52,860 FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE BUT IT 1206 00:34:52,927 --> 00:34:54,293 SEEMS LIKE THE JEWS ARE ALWAYS 1207 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,260 ON THE MOVE. 1208 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,460 >> WE ARE. 1209 00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:57,993 HERE'S ONE REASON FOR IT. 1210 00:34:58,060 --> 00:35:01,627 WHEN THE JEWS REJECTED JESUS AS 1211 00:35:01,694 --> 00:35:02,794 THE SON OF GOD -- 1212 00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,627 >> Bill: OH, THAT THING. 1213 00:35:04,694 --> 00:35:06,093 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I HAD 1214 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,794 FORGOTTEN. 1215 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:08,327 [LAUGHTER] 1216 00:35:08,393 --> 00:35:11,393 ALWAYS COMES BACK TO HIM AND HIS 1217 00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:11,627 BAD DAY. 1218 00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:14,026 >> JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR ONE 1219 00:35:14,093 --> 00:35:14,794 SECOND. 1220 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:17,560 >> Bill: YOU'RE RIGHT. 1221 00:35:17,627 --> 00:35:21,360 >> THE TINY JEWS GET THE MOST 1222 00:35:21,427 --> 00:35:21,960 POWERFUL EMPIRE IN THE WORLD, 1223 00:35:22,026 --> 00:35:24,627 THE ROMAN EMPIRE TO DO THEIR 1224 00:35:24,694 --> 00:35:25,293 BIDDING BY KILLING JESUS. 1225 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,260 IF YOU LOOK AT THE ANTI-SEMITIC 1226 00:35:27,327 --> 00:35:27,794 TROPES. 1227 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,727 WHAT IS THE JEW? 1228 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:30,694 IT'S NOT LIKE RACISM WHERE THE 1229 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,427 PERSON OF COLOR IS SUBHUMAN AND 1230 00:35:33,493 --> 00:35:34,894 THE RACIST IS PUNCHING DOWN. 1231 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:40,560 IN THE ANTI-SEMITIC CONSPIRACY 1232 00:35:40,627 --> 00:35:41,993 THEORY, THE JEW IS THE 1233 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,393 PUPPETEER, THE PERSON CLOSE TO 1234 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,660 POWER THAT GETS POWER TO DO ITS 1235 00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:45,160 BIDDING. 1236 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,794 IT ALL COMES BACK TO THAT 1237 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:48,226 ORIGINAL CONSPIRACY. 1238 00:35:48,293 --> 00:35:52,060 >> Bill: I AM NO EXPERT ON 1239 00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:53,126 JUDAISM, ALTHOUGH I TRY NEVER TO 1240 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:53,427 PAY RETAIL. 1241 00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:57,760 [APPLAUSE] 1242 00:35:57,827 --> 00:36:00,460 [LAUGHTER] 1243 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:03,627 >> YOU AND ME BOTH, BROTHER. 1244 00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:04,527 >> YOU ARE GOING TO GET IN 1245 00:36:04,593 --> 00:36:07,894 TROUBLE FOR THAT. 1246 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,160 [LAUGHS] 1247 00:36:11,226 --> 00:36:12,827 >> Bill: YOU ALSO MAKE THE 1248 00:36:12,894 --> 00:36:14,460 POINT THAT THE JEWS ARE KIND OF 1249 00:36:14,527 --> 00:36:15,427 GETTING IT FROM BOTH SIDES. 1250 00:36:15,493 --> 00:36:17,126 IT WAS ALWAYS THE RIGHT, THE 1251 00:36:17,193 --> 00:36:17,393 FASCISTS. 1252 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,760 THEY ALWAYS HAD A THING AFTER 1253 00:36:18,827 --> 00:36:19,760 THE JEWS. 1254 00:36:19,827 --> 00:36:21,827 BUT IN THE LAST 20, 30 YEARS IT 1255 00:36:21,894 --> 00:36:23,593 HAS ALSO BEEN THE LEFT. 1256 00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:25,827 YOU TALK ABOUT HOW BEING 1257 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:28,927 ANTI-SEMITIC NOW IS SURVIVABLE. 1258 00:36:28,993 --> 00:36:29,560 AMERICAN POLITICS. 1259 00:36:29,627 --> 00:36:32,427 >> IT IS CERTAINLY SURVIVABLE IN 1260 00:36:32,493 --> 00:36:32,827 EUROPEAN POLITICS. 1261 00:36:32,894 --> 00:36:34,627 LOOK AT THE LABOUR PARTY, WHICH 1262 00:36:34,694 --> 00:36:37,026 IS RUN BY AN ANTI-SEMITE, JEREMY 1263 00:36:37,093 --> 00:36:37,760 CORBYN, WHO HAS TRANSFORMED ONE 1264 00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:43,993 OF THE MOST IMPORTANT POLITICAL 1265 00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:44,493 PARTIES -- LOOK WHAT'S 1266 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:44,760 HAPPENING. 1267 00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:47,126 MY FEAR IS THAT THAT SORT OF 1268 00:36:47,193 --> 00:36:47,927 THING COULD BE HAPPENING IN THE 1269 00:36:47,993 --> 00:36:48,327 DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 1270 00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:51,760 I SEE THAT IN THE SQUAD THAT YOU 1271 00:36:51,827 --> 00:36:54,794 AND MICHAEL WERE TALKING ABOUT 1272 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:56,393 BEFORE WHERE, UNFORTUNATELY, 1273 00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:59,627 SOME MEMBERS OF THE SQUAD 1274 00:36:59,694 --> 00:37:01,360 SUPPORT THE BDS MOVEMENT AGAINST 1275 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:02,327 ISRAEL WHICH IS NOTHING LESS 1276 00:37:02,393 --> 00:37:05,026 THAN THE ELIMINATION OF THE 1277 00:37:05,093 --> 00:37:05,627 JEWISH STATE. 1278 00:37:05,694 --> 00:37:07,427 >> Bill: I'M SURE PEOPLE WILL 1279 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:08,393 SAY, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS 1280 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,560 WHEN JUST THIS WEEK TALKING 1281 00:37:11,627 --> 00:37:14,960 ABOUT ANNEXING PARTS OF THE WEST 1282 00:37:15,026 --> 00:37:15,160 BANK. 1283 00:37:15,226 --> 00:37:16,593 NOT SURE IF I THINK THAT IS A 1284 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:18,226 GOOD IDEA BUT THEY HAVE HAD 70 1285 00:37:18,293 --> 00:37:19,226 YEARS TO DO SOMETHING TO COME UP 1286 00:37:19,293 --> 00:37:21,694 WITH A PEACE DEAL. 1287 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,960 IF THERE WASN'T THIS INCESSANT 1288 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:28,260 HOSTILITY -- YES, IT'S A 1289 00:37:28,327 --> 00:37:28,694 TERRIBLE SITUATION. 1290 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,460 BOTH SIDES HAVE A CLAIM TO THE 1291 00:37:30,527 --> 00:37:30,660 LAND. 1292 00:37:30,727 --> 00:37:32,827 THE JEWS 70 YEARS AGO WERE LIKE, 1293 00:37:32,894 --> 00:37:33,860 LET'S SHARE IT. 1294 00:37:33,927 --> 00:37:36,226 THEY WERE LIKE, NO, WE WANT TO 1295 00:37:36,293 --> 00:37:37,460 KILL ALL OF YOU. 1296 00:37:37,527 --> 00:37:38,860 WHEN YOU DEMAND ALL AND YOU 1297 00:37:38,927 --> 00:37:41,827 DON'T GET IT, MAKE A DEAL. 1298 00:37:41,894 --> 00:37:44,560 "MAKE A DEAL." 1299 00:37:44,627 --> 00:37:45,527 [LAUGHTER] 1300 00:37:45,593 --> 00:37:47,593 >> THE LEFT IS INTERESTING 1301 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:48,126 BECAUSE IT BENEFITS THEIR 1302 00:37:48,193 --> 00:37:53,160 WORLDVIEW ON CONFLATING WHAT I 1303 00:37:53,226 --> 00:37:54,026 BELIEVE IS ZIONISM. 1304 00:37:54,093 --> 00:37:56,226 TWO VERY DISTINCTIVE THINGS. 1305 00:37:56,293 --> 00:37:57,794 I'M A HUGE CRITIC OF THE STATE 1306 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:58,527 OF ISRAEL. 1307 00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:00,794 JUST AS THE JEWS HAVE A CLAIM TO 1308 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:02,427 THE LAND, SO TOO DO THE 1309 00:38:02,493 --> 00:38:03,627 PALESTINIANS AND IF ISRAEL WANTS 1310 00:38:03,694 --> 00:38:05,260 TO BE A DEMOCRATIC STATE THERE 1311 00:38:05,327 --> 00:38:05,760 NEEDS TO BE TWO STATES. 1312 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:08,460 [APPLAUSE] 1313 00:38:08,527 --> 00:38:09,593 BUT THOSE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO 1314 00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,860 SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE THEIR 1315 00:38:11,927 --> 00:38:12,427 PRIME MINISTER THAT SOMEHOW 1316 00:38:12,493 --> 00:38:14,060 ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO 1317 00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:14,894 EXIST. 1318 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:15,827 YOU DON'T MAKE THAT ARGUMENT 1319 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:16,827 THAT JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A 1320 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:17,660 TERRIBLE PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW WE 1321 00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:19,860 SHOULD DISMANTLE AMERICA. 1322 00:38:19,927 --> 00:38:20,794 [APPLAUSE] 1323 00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:22,660 >> Bill: LET'S NOT FORGET THAT 1324 00:38:22,727 --> 00:38:24,393 97% OF THE WEST BANK WAS ON THE 1325 00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:25,827 TABLE IN THE '90s. 1326 00:38:25,894 --> 00:38:28,226 THEY DID NOT TAKE THAT DEAL. 1327 00:38:28,293 --> 00:38:29,860 ALSO, THE WEST BANK WAS 1328 00:38:29,927 --> 00:38:31,727 CONTROLLED BY JORDAN FOR 19 1329 00:38:31,794 --> 00:38:32,593 YEARS. 1330 00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:33,226 WHERE WAS THE PALESTINIAN STATE 1331 00:38:33,293 --> 00:38:34,493 THEN QUESTIONS LIKE THESE ARE 1332 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,560 THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR IN THE 1333 00:38:35,627 --> 00:38:37,493 AMERICAN MEDIA. 1334 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,226 OKAY. 1335 00:38:39,293 --> 00:38:39,493 [APPLAUSE] 1336 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,060 >> Bill: OKAY, NOW WE HAVE 1337 00:38:41,126 --> 00:38:41,794 FIVE JEWS. 1338 00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:43,593 LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT THIS. 1339 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,460 SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT HOW 1340 00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:47,060 WE USED TO BE AFRAID, AND THIS 1341 00:38:47,126 --> 00:38:49,860 IS PERSONAL TO ME BECAUSE THE 1342 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:51,293 ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11, I ALWAYS 1343 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,360 THINK OF THE TRAGIC EVENTS OF 9/ 1344 00:38:55,427 --> 00:38:56,226 9/17 -- 1345 00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:57,593 >> OH, GOD. 1346 00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:59,760 >> Bill: I GOT FIRED SIX DAYS 1347 00:38:59,827 --> 00:39:00,860 AFTER THAT. 1348 00:39:00,927 --> 00:39:04,060 AND I GOT CANCELED BECAUSE -- 1349 00:39:04,126 --> 00:39:05,827 >> YOU WERE CANCELED BEFORE 1350 00:39:05,894 --> 00:39:07,126 CANCELING WAS A THING. 1351 00:39:07,193 --> 00:39:09,827 >> Bill: IT HAPPENED LITERALLY 1352 00:39:09,894 --> 00:39:11,794 ON TV AND IT WAS BECAUSE THE 1353 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:12,960 SPONSORS PULLED OUT. 1354 00:39:13,026 --> 00:39:15,160 YOU SAY NOW, IT'S NOT REALLY THE 1355 00:39:15,226 --> 00:39:15,460 ADVERTISERS. 1356 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:15,927 IT'S THE READERS. 1357 00:39:15,993 --> 00:39:18,360 >> IT IS. 1358 00:39:18,427 --> 00:39:20,460 BECAUSE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, I 1359 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:22,193 BELIEVE THAT IF ALL OF THE 1360 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,360 JOURNALISTS WHO WORK FOR 1361 00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:24,493 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" AND FRANKLY 1362 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,760 EVERY OTHER PAPER IN THIS 1363 00:39:25,827 --> 00:39:26,860 COUNTRY THIS COUNTRY. 1364 00:39:26,927 --> 00:39:28,293 >> Bill: THAT IS YOUR PAPER. 1365 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,393 >> YES. 1366 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,260 GOT OFF TWITTER FOR SIX MONTHS, 1367 00:39:31,293 --> 00:39:33,093 WE WOULD SEE A WILDLY DIFFERENT 1368 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:33,927 AND IMPROVED WAY OF COVERING THE 1369 00:39:33,993 --> 00:39:36,060 NEWS AND THE REASON FOR THAT IS 1370 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:38,260 BECAUSE TWITTER -- BY THE WAY, 1371 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:39,627 IT'S NOT JUST JOURNALISTS. 1372 00:39:39,727 --> 00:39:40,093 IT'S POLITICIANS. 1373 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,960 I WAS TALKING TO THE CHIEF OF 1374 00:39:44,026 --> 00:39:47,827 STAFF OF THE POPULAR CONGRESSMAN 1375 00:39:47,894 --> 00:39:48,960 AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW ALL 1376 00:39:49,026 --> 00:39:50,627 THE STAFFS OF ALL THE 1377 00:39:50,694 --> 00:39:51,493 POLITICIANS LITERALLY JUST LOOK 1378 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,226 AT TWITTER, LOOK AT THE 1379 00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:54,126 REACTION, AND CALIBRATE WHAT THE 1380 00:39:54,193 --> 00:39:55,927 POLITICIAN IS GOING TO SAY BASED 1381 00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:58,260 ON THAT IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. 1382 00:39:58,327 --> 00:39:59,493 THE SAME THING I THINK IS 1383 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,293 HAPPENING IN JOURNALISM. 1384 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,427 WE ARE LOOKING TO WHAT ENRAGES 1385 00:40:02,493 --> 00:40:03,794 READERS AND FRANKLY, IF YOU ARE 1386 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,093 A NORMAL HUMAN BEING, YOU DON'T 1387 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,393 WANT TO STEP INTO A MINEFIELD. 1388 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:07,794 >> Bill: NO. 1389 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:10,493 WE ALL HAVE. 1390 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,060 SPEAK UP BUT THAT IS THE 1391 00:40:13,126 --> 00:40:15,060 PROBLEM, BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS 1392 00:40:15,126 --> 00:40:15,660 IMMEDIATE READER RESPONSE, I 1393 00:40:15,727 --> 00:40:16,260 FEAR IT IS 1394 00:40:16,327 --> 00:40:17,794 SORT OF CORRUPTING THE WORK THAT 1395 00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:17,993 WE DO. 1396 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,727 >> Bill: THE ANSWER IS THAT 1397 00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:21,694 PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO STEP 1398 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,026 INTO THE MINEFIELD FEARLESSLY 1399 00:40:23,093 --> 00:40:25,226 BECAUSE UNLESS WE STAND UP TO 1400 00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:26,427 TWITTER NOTHING IS GOING TO 1401 00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:28,393 CHANGE AND TRUMP IS GOING TO GET 1402 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:28,960 REELECTED BECAUSE HE MAKES 1403 00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:30,827 TWITTER HIS BITCH. 1404 00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:33,760 AND TWITTER MAKES DEMOCRATS 1405 00:40:33,827 --> 00:40:36,260 THERE BITCH. 1406 00:40:36,327 --> 00:40:38,427 >> I THINK THE POINT WAS JUST 1407 00:40:38,493 --> 00:40:41,260 MADE ABOUT HOW THE POLITICAL 1408 00:40:41,327 --> 00:40:42,527 CLASS NOW REVOLVES AROUND THE 1409 00:40:42,593 --> 00:40:44,427 TWITTER VERSE AND THE 1410 00:40:44,493 --> 00:40:45,226 SOCIAL MEDIA RESPONSE. 1411 00:40:45,293 --> 00:40:47,260 THE IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION OR 1412 00:40:47,327 --> 00:40:47,660 THE SATISFACTION. 1413 00:40:47,727 --> 00:40:49,360 >> Bill: IT IS SUCH A SMALL 1414 00:40:49,427 --> 00:40:49,860 REPRESENTATION. 1415 00:40:49,927 --> 00:40:50,694 >> IT IS A SMALL REPRESENTATION 1416 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:57,993 BUT IT IS A MATTER OF, WHAT 1417 00:40:58,060 --> 00:40:59,794 ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SAID TO 1418 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:02,293 THE SPEAKER, I'VE GOT 4 MILLION 1419 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:02,894 FOLLOWERS. 1420 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,126 THE SPEAKER'S RESPONSE WAS YOU 1421 00:41:04,193 --> 00:41:07,493 ONLY HAVE FOUR VOTES. 1422 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,160 THAT REALITY IS THE NEW PARADOX. 1423 00:41:08,226 --> 00:41:15,627 >> THEY ARE SETTING THE AGENDA. 1424 00:41:15,694 --> 00:41:16,026 AOC. 1425 00:41:16,093 --> 00:41:16,827 I'M HERE FOR IT. 1426 00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:18,126 THE GREEN NEW DEAL, SHE PUT THAT 1427 00:41:18,193 --> 00:41:18,960 ON THE MAP. 1428 00:41:19,026 --> 00:41:20,460 THE WHOLE REASON WE ARE HAVING 1429 00:41:20,527 --> 00:41:21,860 THE CONVERSATION IS BECAUSE A 1430 00:41:21,927 --> 00:41:23,226 FRESHMAN PUT IT ON THE MAP. 1431 00:41:23,293 --> 00:41:24,660 I DO WANT TO SAY, I WANT TO 1432 00:41:24,727 --> 00:41:26,393 COMMEND YOU ON YOUR BOOK, I 1433 00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,026 APPRECIATE YOU RAISE THIS ISSUE 1434 00:41:27,093 --> 00:41:29,660 OF ANTI-SEMITISM AND HOW IT HAS 1435 00:41:29,727 --> 00:41:30,794 GONE TO A LEVEL THAT I DON'T 1436 00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:32,327 THINK ANYONE OUR AGE WOULD HAVE 1437 00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:33,960 IMAGINED. 1438 00:41:34,026 --> 00:41:37,794 MY SON HAD TO STAY OUT OF 1439 00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:38,560 PRESCHOOL BECAUSE THERE WERE 1440 00:41:38,627 --> 00:41:40,460 BOMB THREATS, GRAFFITI ON THE 1441 00:41:40,527 --> 00:41:41,226 WALLS ET CETERA. 1442 00:41:41,293 --> 00:41:41,827 BUT WHAT CONCERNS ME IS THIS 1443 00:41:41,894 --> 00:41:43,860 WHOLE CONVERSATION FOCUSED ON 1444 00:41:43,927 --> 00:41:46,593 SOME COMMENTS THAT WERE 1445 00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:47,860 OFF-COLOR FROM A FEW FRESHMAN 1446 00:41:47,927 --> 00:41:48,794 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WHEN WE HAVE 1447 00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:55,327 AN ENTIRE ALT-RIGHT ONLINE, 1448 00:41:55,393 --> 00:41:55,760 VIOLENT MOVEMENT -- 1449 00:41:55,827 --> 00:41:57,860 >> HOLD ON. 1450 00:41:57,927 --> 00:42:00,026 >> Bill: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS 1451 00:42:00,093 --> 00:42:00,827 HAVE TO HAVE A COMPETITION? 1452 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:03,293 >> ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T TAKE 1453 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,927 WHITE SUPREMACY SERIOUSLY? 1454 00:42:05,993 --> 00:42:08,460 >> BUT YOU MAKE IT AN EQUIVALENT 1455 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:08,660 THING. 1456 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,360 >> I DON'T. 1457 00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:13,927 I THINK THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF 1458 00:42:13,993 --> 00:42:14,493 ANTI-SEMITISM. 1459 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,460 AND THE GUY WHO WALKS INTO THE 1460 00:42:16,527 --> 00:42:17,727 SYNAGOGUE, AS HE DID IN 1461 00:42:17,794 --> 00:42:20,260 PITTSBURGH, AND SAID ALL JEWS 1462 00:42:20,327 --> 00:42:20,527 MUST DIE. 1463 00:42:20,593 --> 00:42:23,860 THERE IS CONSENSUS IN THIS ROOM 1464 00:42:23,927 --> 00:42:25,293 AND IN THE COUNTRY ABOUT THAT 1465 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:25,860 KIND OF ANTI-SEMITISM. 1466 00:42:25,927 --> 00:42:27,694 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IS EVIL. 1467 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,226 THE DIFFERENCE ON THE LEFT IS 1468 00:42:29,293 --> 00:42:30,093 THAT IT SMUGGLES ITSELF INTO THE 1469 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,427 MAINSTREAM IN LANGUAGE THAT IS A 1470 00:42:32,493 --> 00:42:34,460 SIREN SONG TO PROGRESSIVE YEARS. 1471 00:42:34,527 --> 00:42:36,627 THE LANGUAGE OF ANTIRACISM, THE 1472 00:42:36,694 --> 00:42:37,993 LANGUAGE OF SOCIAL JUSTICE. 1473 00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:38,593 THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 1474 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,827 LABOUR PARTY. 1475 00:42:39,894 --> 00:42:42,694 WHEREAS IT MAY NOT BE AS 1476 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,260 PHYSICALLY VIOLENT, THEY ARE 1477 00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:44,660 GOING TO BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST, 1478 00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:46,060 IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO KILL US 1479 00:42:46,126 --> 00:42:47,960 THEY WILL BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST 1480 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:48,226 100%. 1481 00:42:48,293 --> 00:42:49,460 THERE IS NOT A QUESTION ABOUT 1482 00:42:49,527 --> 00:42:50,327 THAT. 1483 00:42:50,393 --> 00:42:53,360 BUT I'M HERE TO SOUND THE ALARM 1484 00:42:53,427 --> 00:42:53,927 ON SOMETHING THAT COULD BE 1485 00:42:53,993 --> 00:42:57,827 COMING -- MY JOB IS TO TELL -- 1486 00:42:57,894 --> 00:43:00,060 >> Bill: NOT NECESSARILY JUST 1487 00:43:00,126 --> 00:43:00,993 THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS. 1488 00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:03,660 SINCE 9/11, I JUST READ THIS, 1489 00:43:03,727 --> 00:43:05,727 SINCE SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2001, 1490 00:43:05,794 --> 00:43:09,427 ALMOST THE EXACT SAME NUMBER OF 1491 00:43:09,493 --> 00:43:11,827 PEOPLE, 104-105 HAVE BEEN KILLED 1492 00:43:11,894 --> 00:43:13,226 BY ISLAMIST JIHADISTS OR WHITE 1493 00:43:13,293 --> 00:43:13,560 SUPREMACISTS. 1494 00:43:13,627 --> 00:43:16,794 IF YOU COUNT ON SEPTEMBER 10TH, 1495 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:18,026 2001, IT IS A VERY DIFFERENT 1496 00:43:18,093 --> 00:43:18,226 KIND. 1497 00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:20,460 I'M JUST SAYING. 1498 00:43:20,527 --> 00:43:22,460 THERE IS BAD ON BOTH SIDES. 1499 00:43:22,527 --> 00:43:23,827 WE DON'T HAVE TO COMPETITION 1500 00:43:23,894 --> 00:43:24,827 OVER WHICH IS WORSE. 1501 00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:26,993 THEY ARE BOTH BAD, LET'S FIGHT 1502 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:27,393 THEM BOTH. 1503 00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:28,960 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS FIGHT IS 1504 00:43:29,026 --> 00:43:29,160 ABOUT. 1505 00:43:29,226 --> 00:43:30,160 [APPLAUSE] 1506 00:43:30,226 --> 00:43:33,260 >> BUT THEY ARE VERY DIFFERENT 1507 00:43:33,327 --> 00:43:34,894 KINDS OF THREATS. 1508 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:35,927 I DON'T THINK THAT EVERYONE WHO 1509 00:43:35,993 --> 00:43:39,660 IS IN PALESTINE IS AN 1510 00:43:39,727 --> 00:43:40,260 ANGEL. 1511 00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:42,493 BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT TO SAY 1512 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,794 THAT THERE IS A DANGER IN THE 1513 00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:44,794 CONVERSATION THAT IS GOING ON ON 1514 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:47,293 THE LEFT NOW BECAUSE FOR THE 1515 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,493 FIRST TIME, THERE IS A REAL 1516 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,727 FOCUS ON THE HUMAN RIGHTS OF 1517 00:43:51,794 --> 00:43:53,694 PALESTINIANS AND UNACCEPTABLE 1518 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,927 APARTHEID STATE THAT EXISTS NOW. 1519 00:43:57,993 --> 00:43:58,894 [APPLAUSE] 1520 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,060 >> IT IS A DANGER FOR THE 1521 00:44:01,126 --> 00:44:01,927 STATUS QUO. 1522 00:44:01,993 --> 00:44:06,093 >> THE BDS MOVEMENT IS NOT ABOUT 1523 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:06,860 HUMAN RIGHTS FOR PALESTINIANS. 1524 00:44:06,927 --> 00:44:09,026 I SUPPORT HUMAN RIGHTS FOR 1525 00:44:09,093 --> 00:44:09,527 PALESTINIANS. 1526 00:44:09,593 --> 00:44:12,627 IF YOU KNOW HOW I SUPPORT HUMAN 1527 00:44:12,694 --> 00:44:13,293 RIGHTS FOR PALESTINIANS CUSTOMER 1528 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,627 BY ALSO CARING ABOUT THE 1529 00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:19,093 HALF-MILLION PALESTINIANS DENIED 1530 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,093 WORK IN SOMETHING LIKE A 1531 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,627 DOZEN FIELDS IN REFUGEE CAMPS. 1532 00:44:21,694 --> 00:44:23,060 NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THAT. 1533 00:44:23,126 --> 00:44:24,827 SOMETIMES IT IS ONLY WHEN 1534 00:44:24,894 --> 00:44:27,427 ISRAELIS ARE IN THE MIX THAT WE 1535 00:44:27,493 --> 00:44:29,660 CARE. 1536 00:44:29,727 --> 00:44:31,393 THERE ARE A MILLION -- MUSLIMS 1537 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,293 IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND 1538 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,827 SOMEHOW THE LEFT CLAIMS TO CARE 1539 00:44:35,894 --> 00:44:37,060 SO MUCH ABOUT A PALESTINIAN 1540 00:44:37,126 --> 00:44:39,427 LIVES AND MUSLIM LIVES, WE DON'T 1541 00:44:39,493 --> 00:44:41,226 TALK ABOUT THAT. 1542 00:44:41,293 --> 00:44:44,760 >> CRITICAL OF THE SAUDIS AS 1543 00:44:44,827 --> 00:44:45,327 WELL, SO THERE HAS BEEN 1544 00:44:45,393 --> 00:44:46,894 CONSISTENCY THERE. 1545 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,527 BUT THE HUMAN RIGHTS AND PEACE 1546 00:44:48,593 --> 00:44:50,260 IS REAL, AND ISRAEL IS SUPPOSED 1547 00:44:50,327 --> 00:44:51,760 TO BE OUR GREAT DEMOCRATIC ALLY. 1548 00:44:51,827 --> 00:44:54,226 >> Bill: FIRST OF ALL A LOT OF 1549 00:44:54,293 --> 00:44:57,493 THE AUDIENCE IS SAYING WHO THE 1550 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,493 FUCK ARE THEY? 1551 00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,093 BUT WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF 1552 00:44:59,160 --> 00:44:59,327 MINUTES. 1553 00:44:59,393 --> 00:45:00,660 [APPLAUSE] 1554 00:45:00,727 --> 00:45:01,627 YOU USED UP ALL THE TIME. 1555 00:45:01,694 --> 00:45:05,493 I JUST WANT TO SAY, 18 YEARS 1556 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,126 SINCE 9/11. 1557 00:45:06,193 --> 00:45:07,460 I THINK WE SHOULD SAY THANKS AND 1558 00:45:07,527 --> 00:45:09,327 I NEVER DO THIS KIND OF SHIT. 1559 00:45:09,393 --> 00:45:10,060 YOU KNOW ME. 1560 00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:11,493 I'M NOT AN ASS KISS HER. 1561 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,694 BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 1562 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,627 IT'S REAL. 1563 00:45:15,694 --> 00:45:17,627 THE CIA, LOCAL POLICE, A LOT OF 1564 00:45:17,694 --> 00:45:19,026 PEOPLE DID A LOT OF WORK. 1565 00:45:19,093 --> 00:45:22,560 A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED. 1566 00:45:22,627 --> 00:45:22,827 [APPLAUSE] 1567 00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:25,527 AND THEY ARE UNDER SIEGE NOW 1568 00:45:25,593 --> 00:45:27,360 FROM YOU KNOW WHO. 1569 00:45:27,427 --> 00:45:28,560 WHAT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN? 1570 00:45:28,627 --> 00:45:30,927 AS ELIZABETH WARREN HAVE A PLAN 1571 00:45:30,993 --> 00:45:31,260 FOR THAT? 1572 00:45:31,327 --> 00:45:34,360 THEY ALWAYS HAVE THAT SAYING 1573 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,527 LIKE IN AFGHANISTAN, TALKING 1574 00:45:36,593 --> 00:45:38,026 ABOUT THE AMERICAN SOLDIERS, YOU 1575 00:45:38,093 --> 00:45:38,894 HAVE THE WATCH AS WE HAVE THE 1576 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,327 TIME. 1577 00:45:41,393 --> 00:45:45,226 18 YEARS IS A BLIP OF TIME TO 1578 00:45:45,293 --> 00:45:45,694 JIHADI'S. 1579 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,827 THE FACT THAT IT HASN'T HAPPENED 1580 00:45:46,894 --> 00:45:49,060 IS A MEAN IT IS NOT GOING TO 1581 00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:49,393 HAPPEN AGAIN. 1582 00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:50,026 WHAT IF YOU HAPPEN BETWEEN NOW 1583 00:45:50,093 --> 00:45:51,660 AND THE ELECTION? 1584 00:45:51,727 --> 00:45:52,960 THE DEMOCRATS PLANNING FOR THAT 1585 00:45:53,026 --> 00:45:54,160 CUSTOMER COULD WHAT IS THEIR 1586 00:45:54,226 --> 00:45:54,727 RESPONSE? 1587 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:56,493 >> NO, I DON'T THINK THEY ARE. 1588 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,260 THEY ARE FLAT-FOOTED. 1589 00:45:57,327 --> 00:46:00,193 WE SEE THAT IN THEIR REACTION TO 1590 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:03,360 IMPEACHMENT WHICH SHOULD'VE BEEN 1591 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,460 A SLAM-DUNK CASE. 1592 00:46:04,527 --> 00:46:05,927 I'M AFRAID FOR THE SAME SET OF 1593 00:46:05,993 --> 00:46:07,126 CIRCUMSTANCES THEY ARE NOT 1594 00:46:07,193 --> 00:46:08,327 GOVERNING IN ANY WAY IN THE 1595 00:46:08,393 --> 00:46:09,527 CONGRESS AS IF THEY HAD THE 1596 00:46:09,593 --> 00:46:10,126 MAJORITY. 1597 00:46:10,193 --> 00:46:11,860 I THINK THAT SORT OF MARTIAL LAW 1598 00:46:11,927 --> 00:46:13,894 SCENARIO THAT YOU DESCRIBED IS A 1599 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:14,727 POSSIBILITY. 1600 00:46:14,794 --> 00:46:15,327 WITH THIS PRESIDENT, WHO HAS 1601 00:46:15,393 --> 00:46:17,660 SHOWN HE IS WILLING TO DO 1602 00:46:17,727 --> 00:46:18,327 ANYTHING, EARLIER THIS WEEK, 1603 00:46:18,393 --> 00:46:19,727 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1604 00:46:19,794 --> 00:46:21,527 HE JOKED ABOUT IT BUT HE WASN'T 1605 00:46:21,593 --> 00:46:21,760 JOKING. 1606 00:46:21,827 --> 00:46:24,527 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1607 00:46:24,593 --> 00:46:29,126 >> Bill: HE'S NOT GOING. 1608 00:46:29,193 --> 00:46:29,327 RIGHT. 1609 00:46:29,393 --> 00:46:30,026 >> THAT IS ALREADY LAYING ITSELF 1610 00:46:30,093 --> 00:46:31,727 OUT THERE, FOR SURE. 1611 00:46:31,794 --> 00:46:34,493 A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND TOWN JOKE 1612 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,193 ABOUT IT, BUT THEY KNOW THERE'S 1613 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,894 A LEVEL OF SERIOUSNESS ABOUT IT. 1614 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,493 I THINK TO YOUR POINT ABOUT 9/11 1615 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,327 EXPERIENCE IN THIS COUNTRY, 1616 00:46:44,393 --> 00:46:45,694 DESPITE TRUMP, AND I AGREE 1617 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,026 THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF BREAKDOWN 1618 00:46:48,093 --> 00:46:50,360 WITH OUR INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, 1619 00:46:50,427 --> 00:46:51,660 THEY ARE DOING AN INCREDIBLE 1620 00:46:51,727 --> 00:46:53,060 JOB. 1621 00:46:53,126 --> 00:46:57,226 THE STUFF THAT HAS NOT OCCURRED, 1622 00:46:57,293 --> 00:47:00,260 WE DON'T HEAR ABOUT IT. 1623 00:47:00,327 --> 00:47:01,160 DESPITE TRUMP, IN SPITE OF 1624 00:47:01,226 --> 00:47:02,393 TRUMP, AND THE FRUSTRATIONS THAT 1625 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:04,293 A LOT OF THOSE CIVIL SERVANTS 1626 00:47:04,393 --> 00:47:06,193 HAVE TO DO THEIR JOB RIGHT NOW. 1627 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,493 THEY STILL GET IT DONE, AND 1628 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,560 THANK GOD FOR THEM. 1629 00:47:09,627 --> 00:47:11,026 >> Bill: THANK YOU, PANEL. 1630 00:47:11,093 --> 00:47:14,393 IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES. 1631 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:18,627 [APPLAUSE] 1632 00:47:18,694 --> 00:47:19,927 NEW RULE: STOP TELLING ME THAT 1633 00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:21,560 MY CHOICE FOR A NEW SECURITY 1634 00:47:21,627 --> 00:47:23,694 PASSWORD I'M CREATING IS "WEAK." 1635 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,694 I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. 1636 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:26,960 [LAUGHTER] 1637 00:47:27,026 --> 00:47:28,226 I DON'T NEED ATTITUDE FROM YOU. 1638 00:47:28,293 --> 00:47:28,827 BESIDES, THIS ISN'T EVEN MY 1639 00:47:28,894 --> 00:47:32,694 ACCOUNT. 1640 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,527 [LAUGHTER] 1641 00:47:33,593 --> 00:47:36,694 NEW RULE: INSTEAD OF WARNING 1642 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,660 PEOPLE THAT KISSING YOUR CHICKEN 1643 00:47:37,727 --> 00:47:38,193 MIGHT PUT YOU AT RISK FOR 1644 00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:41,427 CONTRACTING SALMONELLA, THE CDC 1645 00:47:41,493 --> 00:47:41,960 MUST MIND ITS OWN GODDAM 1646 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:45,727 BUSINESS. 1647 00:47:45,794 --> 00:47:46,360 [LAUGHTER] 1648 00:47:46,427 --> 00:47:48,193 THE LIFE OF A RURAL FARMER IS 1649 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:49,493 UN-FULFILLING ENOUGH WITHOUT 1650 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,093 YOU THROWING A WET BLANKET ON 1651 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,993 THE FOREPLAY. 1652 00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,126 [LAUGHTER] 1653 00:47:55,193 --> 00:47:57,126 NEW RULE: ASHURA, THE SHIITE 1654 00:47:57,193 --> 00:47:58,360 MUSLIM HOLY DAY WHERE PILGRIMS 1655 00:47:58,427 --> 00:47:59,993 FLAGELLATE AND CUT THEMSELVES 1656 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,160 WITH SWORDS, MUST BE SPONSORED 1657 00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:05,727 BY NEOSPORIN. 1658 00:48:05,794 --> 00:48:07,960 [LAUGHTER] 1659 00:48:08,026 --> 00:48:09,360 THAT'S RIGHT, PILGRIMS. 1660 00:48:09,427 --> 00:48:11,860 NEOSPORIN. 1661 00:48:11,927 --> 00:48:16,393 AND WHEN YOU'RE MOM SAYS YOU 1662 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:17,694 DON'T HAVE A FESTERING WOUND, 1663 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,226 YOU CAN SAY, EXACTLY. 1664 00:48:19,293 --> 00:48:26,393 [APPLAUSE] 1665 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:27,393 NEW RULE: THE FLORIDA TEENAGER 1666 00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:28,026 WHO USED HER PARENT'S ATM CARD 1667 00:48:28,093 --> 00:48:28,794 TO GET MONEY TO HIRE SOMEONE TO 1668 00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:29,493 KILL HER PARENTS SHOULD BE 1669 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,026 ASHAMED OF HERSELF. 1670 00:48:31,093 --> 00:48:32,260 SHE HAD ALL SUMMER TO GET A 1671 00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:34,560 JOB AND USE HER OWN MONEY TO 1672 00:48:34,627 --> 00:48:35,727 HIRE A HITMAN, BUT NO, SHE 1673 00:48:35,794 --> 00:48:36,560 EXPECTS EVERYTHING TO BE DONE 1674 00:48:36,627 --> 00:48:39,460 FOR HER. 1675 00:48:39,527 --> 00:48:39,727 [LAUGHTER] 1676 00:48:39,794 --> 00:48:40,627 IF I WERE HER PARENTS, I'D BE 1677 00:48:40,694 --> 00:48:44,827 FURIOUS. 1678 00:48:44,894 --> 00:48:48,026 [LAUGHTER] 1679 00:48:48,093 --> 00:48:48,727 NEW RULE: YOU DON'T NEED TO 1680 00:48:48,794 --> 00:48:49,327 WRITE "I LOVE COFFEE" ON A 1681 00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:50,327 COFFEE MUG. 1682 00:48:50,393 --> 00:48:51,993 WE GET THAT FROM THE MUG ITSELF. 1683 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:52,560 BECAUSE YOU FILLED IT WITH 1684 00:48:52,627 --> 00:48:53,827 COFFEE. 1685 00:48:53,894 --> 00:48:54,694 IT'S LIKE WRITING "I HAVE A 1686 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,694 SMALL DICK" ON YOUR FERRARI. 1687 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:57,960 [LAUGHTER] 1688 00:48:58,026 --> 00:49:06,527 [APPLAUSE] 1689 00:49:06,593 --> 00:49:08,193 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE: SOMEONE 1690 00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:09,393 HAS TO TELL ME, WHEN DID 1691 00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:11,327 AMERICA DECIDE TO RE-DESIGN ITS 1692 00:49:11,393 --> 00:49:12,527 ENTIRE ECONOMY BASED ON EVERYONE 1693 00:49:12,593 --> 00:49:14,427 RATING EVERYONE ELSE? 1694 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,694 EVERY INTERACTION DOESN'T HAVE 1695 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,660 TO BE FOLLOWED BY A SURVEY. 1696 00:49:18,727 --> 00:49:20,093 LET'S BRING BACK "I GIVE YOU 1697 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,694 MONEY, YOU GIVE ME LIGHT BULBS, 1698 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,226 AND WE BOTH GO ON WITH OUR 1699 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,460 LIVES." 1700 00:49:24,527 --> 00:49:24,727 [LAUGHTER] 1701 00:49:24,794 --> 00:49:29,993 [APPLAUSE] 1702 00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:30,794 ENOUGH WITH THE "WAS IT GOOD 1703 00:49:30,860 --> 00:49:35,360 FOR YOU, TOO?" 1704 00:49:35,427 --> 00:49:37,126 [LAUGHTER] 1705 00:49:37,193 --> 00:49:38,593 LOOK, I JUST WANT TO FUCK, I 1706 00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:39,560 DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 1707 00:49:39,627 --> 00:49:40,226 GOOD QUALITIES AND WHERE YOU CAN 1708 00:49:40,293 --> 00:49:41,160 IMPROVE. 1709 00:49:41,226 --> 00:49:41,927 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MY 1710 00:49:41,993 --> 00:49:43,093 GIRLFRIEND. 1711 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:47,460 YOU'RE ROTO ROOTER. 1712 00:49:47,527 --> 00:49:47,927 [LAUGHTER] 1713 00:49:47,993 --> 00:49:49,360 SNAKE MY DRAIN AND MOVE ON. 1714 00:49:49,427 --> 00:49:50,060 AMAZON DOESN'T NEED TO DO A 1715 00:49:50,126 --> 00:49:50,927 FOLLOW UP ON EVERY PURCHASE. 1716 00:49:50,993 --> 00:49:51,727 "HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT SHOWER 1717 00:49:51,794 --> 00:49:52,527 CURTAIN?" 1718 00:49:52,593 --> 00:49:53,293 GREAT. 1719 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:58,093 IT BLEW MY MIND. 1720 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:58,360 [LAUGHTER] 1721 00:49:58,427 --> 00:49:59,260 OR WHEN THEY ASK "WOULD YOU BE 1722 00:49:59,327 --> 00:49:59,827 WILLING TO SHARE YOUR 1723 00:49:59,894 --> 00:50:02,026 EXPERIENCE?" 1724 00:50:02,093 --> 00:50:03,860 YES, LET ME GET RIGHT ON THAT. 1725 00:50:03,927 --> 00:50:04,993 I WAS GONNA SCREW THE WIFE AFTER 1726 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:06,660 DINNER, BUT LET ME SIT DOWN AND 1727 00:50:06,727 --> 00:50:08,160 TYPE OUT A 300-WORD STORY ABOUT 1728 00:50:08,226 --> 00:50:09,660 HOW MUCH I LIKED YOUR FUCKING 1729 00:50:09,727 --> 00:50:11,927 COOKIE. 1730 00:50:11,993 --> 00:50:13,493 HOW MANY TIMES WHEN YOU'RE ON 1731 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,193 HOLD HAVE THEY ASKED YOU TO 1732 00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:17,160 "STAY ON THE LINE AFTER THE CALL 1733 00:50:17,226 --> 00:50:19,226 TO ANSWER A SURVEY." 1734 00:50:19,293 --> 00:50:21,694 WHY WOULD I WANT TO STAY ON THE 1735 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,327 LINE AFTER THE CALL WHEN I CAN'T 1736 00:50:22,393 --> 00:50:22,927 GET SOMEONE ON THE LINE DURING 1737 00:50:22,993 --> 00:50:25,460 IT? 1738 00:50:25,527 --> 00:50:25,727 [LAUGHTER] 1739 00:50:25,794 --> 00:50:30,794 [APPLAUSE] 1740 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:31,660 "HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOUR 1741 00:50:31,727 --> 00:50:33,927 CUSTOMER SATISFACTION?" 1742 00:50:33,993 --> 00:50:36,827 OH, DEFINITELY A FOUR. 1743 00:50:36,894 --> 00:50:37,993 AS IN "FOR FUCK SAKE, LEAVE ME 1744 00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:42,126 ALONE." 1745 00:50:42,193 --> 00:50:43,560 [LAUGHTER] 1746 00:50:43,627 --> 00:50:44,860 WHEN DID AMERICAN BUSINESS GET 1747 00:50:44,927 --> 00:50:49,427 SO INSECURE? 1748 00:50:49,493 --> 00:50:51,193 I WAS EVEN ASKED RECENTLY TO 1749 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:51,760 RATE MY "EXPERIENCE" IN THE 1750 00:50:51,827 --> 00:50:55,627 AIRPORT BATHROOM. 1751 00:50:55,694 --> 00:50:55,894 [LAUGHTER] 1752 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,493 WHICH WAS POOR. 1753 00:50:58,560 --> 00:50:59,993 I DIDN'T MEET A SINGLE 1754 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,226 REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN. 1755 00:51:01,293 --> 00:51:01,493 [LAUGHTER] 1756 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:07,560 [APPLAUSE] 1757 00:51:07,627 --> 00:51:08,593 BUT COME ON, IT'S AN AIRPORT 1758 00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:09,993 BATHROOM. 1759 00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:12,093 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 1760 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,293 "OF ALL THE URINAL CAKES I'VE 1761 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:14,960 EVER PISSED ON, LAGUARDIA'S 1762 00:51:15,026 --> 00:51:20,960 ARE THE FINEST." 1763 00:51:21,026 --> 00:51:21,226 [LAUGHTER] 1764 00:51:21,293 --> 00:51:21,894 WHY DOES DENNY'S NEED TO BE ON 1765 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,927 YELP? 1766 00:51:22,993 --> 00:51:23,560 THERE'S ALREADY A WAY TO TELL IF 1767 00:51:23,627 --> 00:51:25,093 DENNY'S SUCKS. 1768 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:25,760 THERE'S A SIGN OUT FRONT THAT 1769 00:51:25,827 --> 00:51:28,226 SAYS "DENNY'S." 1770 00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:28,493 [LAUGHTER] 1771 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,593 [APPLAUSE] 1772 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:31,493 DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE 1773 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,160 REVIEWED? 1774 00:51:33,226 --> 00:51:36,126 PEOPLE REVIEW SALT. 1775 00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:40,860 "KAT" SAYS FIVE STARS! 1776 00:51:40,927 --> 00:51:45,393 "I USE DAILY WITH SOME FOOD." 1777 00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:49,126 [LAUGHTER] 1778 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:50,927 HOW 'BOUT THIS: 1779 00:51:50,993 --> 00:51:51,927 IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY A 1780 00:51:51,993 --> 00:51:53,093 COMPANY CONDUCTED ITS BUSINESS, 1781 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,760 STOP USING IT. 1782 00:51:54,827 --> 00:51:56,327 THIS SEEMED TO WORK FOR THE 1783 00:51:56,393 --> 00:51:59,393 FIRST MILLION YEARS OF COMMERCE, 1784 00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:01,093 THE PRACTICE OF REWARDING A 1785 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,794 COMPANY WITH "REPEAT BUSINESS," 1786 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:04,126 OR GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE, AND IF 1787 00:52:04,193 --> 00:52:05,293 ENOUGH CUSTOMERS DID THAT, IT 1788 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,026 WOULD SHUT DOWN, AND BECOME A 1789 00:52:06,093 --> 00:52:10,260 HALLOWEEN STORE. 1790 00:52:10,327 --> 00:52:10,993 [LAUGHTER] 1791 00:52:11,093 --> 00:52:13,093 PEOPLE'S JOBS SHOULDN'T DEPEND 1792 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,460 ON SOME RANDO JUDGING THEM. 1793 00:52:14,493 --> 00:52:23,593 AND I DON'T WANT TO NARC ON 1794 00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:26,727 HARDWORKING PEOPLE IN SHITTY 1795 00:52:26,794 --> 00:52:27,527 JOBS. 1796 00:52:27,593 --> 00:52:28,460 MILLENNIALS MIGHT BE INTO THAT, 1797 00:52:28,527 --> 00:52:29,160 BECAUSE THEY LOVE TO JUDGE, BUT 1798 00:52:29,226 --> 00:52:29,794 COUNT ME OUT. 1799 00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:30,427 IF THE WAITER FORGETS MY SALAD, 1800 00:52:30,493 --> 00:52:31,260 I GET OVER IT. 1801 00:52:31,327 --> 00:52:32,393 I DON'T WHIP OUT MY PHONE, 1802 00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:36,427 "BITCH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" 1803 00:52:36,493 --> 00:52:37,460 [LAUGHTER] 1804 00:52:37,527 --> 00:52:47,460 [APPLAUSE] 1805 00:52:47,527 --> 00:52:50,827 AND, STOP RATING ME! 1806 00:52:50,894 --> 00:52:51,727 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE "ON" 1807 00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:52,560 ALL THE TIME. 1808 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:54,427 WHEN I GET INTO AN UBER, I DON'T 1809 00:52:54,493 --> 00:52:55,293 WANT TO HAVE TO BE CHARMING. 1810 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:55,894 I JUST WANT TO CHILL OUT AND 1811 00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,260 ENJOY THE ARMENIAN DISCO MUSIC. 1812 00:53:00,327 --> 00:53:01,026 [LAUGHTER] 1813 00:53:01,093 --> 00:53:01,760 I'D GIVE TEN STARS FOR JUST ONE 1814 00:53:01,827 --> 00:53:04,260 HONEST UBER RIDE. 1815 00:53:04,327 --> 00:53:05,593 "HI, I'M YOUR UBER, DAN. 1816 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:08,627 I HATE MY LIFE." 1817 00:53:08,694 --> 00:53:08,894 [LAUGHTER] 1818 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:09,927 "I'M YOUR RIDE, BILL. 1819 00:53:09,993 --> 00:53:11,226 I'M HUNGOVER. 1820 00:53:11,293 --> 00:53:15,293 SO, SHUT THE FUCK UP." 1821 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:15,860 [LAUGHTER] 1822 00:53:15,927 --> 00:53:16,694 IT'S NOT A GOOD MENTAL SPACE TO 1823 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:25,026 BE IN TO CONSTANTLY BE ASKED TO 1824 00:53:25,093 --> 00:53:27,126 "RATE" EACH OTHER. 1825 00:53:27,193 --> 00:53:27,727 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE 1826 00:53:27,794 --> 00:53:28,660 "FREEDOM" PEOPLE, BUT WE'RE 1827 00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:29,260 ALWAYS BEING WATCHED, TRACKED, 1828 00:53:29,327 --> 00:53:29,593 RANKED, RATED. 1829 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:30,160 WE'RE ON CAMERA AT TRAFFIC 1830 00:53:30,226 --> 00:53:30,760 LIGHTS, RINGING DOORBELLS, AT 1831 00:53:30,827 --> 00:53:32,993 THE ATM. 1832 00:53:33,060 --> 00:53:33,894 WE'RE BEING WATCHED AT GAS 1833 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:34,460 STATIONS, IN ELEVATORS, AND 1834 00:53:34,527 --> 00:53:37,860 PARKING LOTS. 1835 00:53:37,927 --> 00:53:39,193 MARRIED PEOPLE COMPLAIN THEY 1836 00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:40,293 CAN'T CHEAT ANYMORE BECAUSE CELL 1837 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:40,794 PHONES AND CARS ARE NOW 1838 00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:41,360 TRACKING DEVICES. 1839 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:42,694 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE AN 1840 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,460 AFFAIR BECAUSE SIRI CAN'T KEEP 1841 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:51,126 HER FUCKING MOUTH SHUT. 1842 00:53:51,193 --> 00:53:53,527 [LAUGHTER] 1843 00:53:53,593 --> 00:53:54,393 I DON'T WANT TO BECOME CHINA 1844 00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:55,627 WHERE THEY HAVE A "SOCIAL CREDIT 1845 00:53:55,694 --> 00:53:57,960 SYSTEM" WHERE YOU GET BROWNIE 1846 00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:01,993 POINTS, OR DEMERITS, FOR YOUR 1847 00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:02,960 BEHAVIOR, AS IT IS OBSERVED BY 1848 00:54:03,026 --> 00:54:04,393 CAMERAS AND BY YOUR FELLOW 1849 00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:05,160 CITIZENS, ALMOST LIKE A 1850 00:54:05,226 --> 00:54:08,627 FINANCIAL CREDIT SCORE, EXCEPT 1851 00:54:08,694 --> 00:54:10,894 IT'S ON YOU, A HUMAN BEING, WHO 1852 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,894 SOMETIMES HAVE BAD DAYS, BUT YOU 1853 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:13,794 EVER HAVE ONE NOW. 1854 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:14,960 LET'S NOT GO THERE. 1855 00:54:15,026 --> 00:54:16,527 WHICH IS WHY I'VE CREATED A NEW 1856 00:54:16,593 --> 00:54:19,460 SITE CALLED ROTTEN-ER TOMATOES, 1857 00:54:19,527 --> 00:54:20,527 WHERE YOU CAN REVIEW THE REVIEWS 1858 00:54:20,593 --> 00:54:23,493 OF OTHER REVIEWERS. 1859 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:23,760 [LAUGHTER] 1860 00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:30,593 [APPLAUSE] 1861 00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:31,727 I CAME UP WITH THAT STONED. 1862 00:54:31,794 --> 00:54:32,560 AND I'M GOING TO GIVE THAT WEED 1863 00:54:32,627 --> 00:54:36,827 A NICE REVIEW. 1864 00:54:36,894 --> 00:54:37,093 [LAUGHTER] 1865 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:37,660 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1866 00:54:37,727 --> 00:54:38,293 I'LL BE AT THE SMART FINANCIAL 1867 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,960 CENTER IN SUGAR LAND, TEXAS, 1868 00:54:40,026 --> 00:54:40,993 SEPTEMBER 21st, AND AT THE CIVIC 1869 00:54:41,093 --> 00:54:41,894 CENTER MUSIC HALL IN OKLAHOMA 1870 00:54:41,993 --> 00:54:47,493 CITY, SEPTEMBER 22nd. 1871 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,126 I WANT TO THANK 1872 00:54:48,193 --> 00:54:48,727 FERNAND AMANDI, KRYSTAL BALL, 1873 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,360 MICHAEL STEELE, BARI WEISS, AND 1874 00:54:49,427 --> 00:54:49,694 MICHAEL MOORE. 1875 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:50,260 STAY TUNED FOR "OVERTIME" ON 1876 00:54:50,327 --> 00:54:55,794 YouTube. 1877 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:58,493 THANK YOU! 1878 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:04,694 ♪ ♪ 1879 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:17,593 [APPLAUSE] 1880 00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:18,660 ♪ ♪