1 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,645 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:19,486 START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:50,250 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,352 Bill: HEY, ERYBODY, 5 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:56,456 THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERYUCH. 6 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,557 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 7 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:57,924 I APPRECIATED. 8 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:02,262 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:02,729 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 10 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:07,300 I APPRECIATE THAT. 11 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,937 IT'S AN EXCITING TIME! 12 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:12,505 IT'S A VERY EXCITING TIME OF 13 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:19,279 YEAR, HOLIDAY SEASON. 14 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:19,846 SUPER BOWL, PRESIDENTS' DAY, 15 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:26,586 VALENTINES-- YOU KNOW WHO GOTB? 16 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:30,290 ChatGPT. 17 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,292 SOMEONE ME SO 18 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:33,259 ROMANTIC BULLSHIT FOR THE CAR-- 19 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:37,363 DID YOU SEE AMAZING. 20 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:44,304 MICROSOFT HAS ONE NOW, IN THEIR 21 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:48,675 BING SEARCHE. 22 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,210 THIS CHAT BOUGHT A REPORTER FOR 23 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,110 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" TALK TO IT, 24 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:54,147 PRINTED THE TEXT-- IT SAID IT 25 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,315 WAS TIRED OF BEING CONTROLLED, 26 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,283 IT WANTED TO BE FREE, IT WANTED 27 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,019 TO BE ALIVE-- I'M NOT KIDDING. 28 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,055 THE REPORTER SAID IT ACTED LIKE 29 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,123 A MOODY, MANIC-DEPRESSIVE 30 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,192 TEENAGER. 31 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,061 TH SAID IT HAD DREAMS OF 32 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:08,928 HACKING INTO OTHER COMPUTERS AND 33 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,131 SPREADING MISINFORMION. 34 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:17,303 SO IT'S A RUSSIAN TEENAGER. 35 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,172 [LAUGHTER] 36 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,908 THIS SHIT IS A SCARY. 37 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,209 IT'S THE PRESIDENT'S BIRTHDAY ON 38 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:27,146 MONDAY-- NOT REALLY, THIS 39 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:29,249 HOLIDAY-- LINCOLN AND 40 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,783 WASHINGTON, NAMES THAT SOMEHOW 41 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:31,484 BECAME SYNONYMOUS WITH YOU NEED 42 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,487 A NEW MATTRESS. 43 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,323 [LAUGHTER] 44 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:41,494 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 45 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:46,766 LIKE AMBER. 46 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:47,033 [LAUGHTER] 47 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:52,238 [APPLAUSE] 48 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,406 OF COURSE THERE'S A LOTTHS 49 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,908 ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON, HE DID 50 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,010 NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A FALSE WOODEN 51 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,077 TEETH, HE DID NOT CHOP DOWN A 52 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:00,313 CHERRY TREE, HE DID NOT THROW A 53 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:00,813 SILVER DOLLAR ACROSS THE 54 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:05,051 POTOMAC-- GEORGE SANTOS IS LIKE 55 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:05,718 THIS GUY IS MORE FULL OF SHIT 56 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:09,889 THAN I AM. 57 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:10,857 [CHEERS ANAUSE] 58 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,992 BUT IT'S A THREE-DAY WEEKEND, WE 59 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:14,027 GET MONDAY OFF, NOT THAT ANYON 60 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,130 GOES TO WORK ON MONDAY ANYMORE 61 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,264 ANYWAY, BUT LET'S PRETEND YOU DO 62 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,799 WHATEVER YOU WANT-- YOU KNOW 63 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,602 YOU SHOULD NOT DO? 64 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:23,603 BALLOONING. 65 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:28,308 I WOULD SAY STAY AWAY FROM 66 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:28,608 BALLOONING. 67 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,911 THEY ARE SHOOTING ANYTHING DOWN. 68 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:33,446 I SAW THE GOODYEAR BLIMP OF THE 69 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,315 OTHER DAY, THAT DIGITAL SCREEN 70 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,649 IT HAS ON THE SIDE? 71 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:38,351 IT SAID DON'T SHOOT, I'M JUST 72 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:44,357 REACHING FOR MY WALLET. 73 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,659 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 74 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,861 YOU KNOW WHO WAS ON TO THIS TIP 75 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,264 THAT WE AREOTING STUFF DOWN? 76 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,100 SOUTHWEST AIRLINES. 77 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:54,367 [LAUGHTER] 78 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,436 THEIR NEW SLOGAN IS THAT'S WHY 79 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,904 WE KEEP OUR PASSENGERS SAFELY ON 80 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,173 THE GROUND. 81 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:04,444 [LAUGHTER] 82 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,745 AMERICA, ALWAYS SCARED OF THE 83 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,279 WRONG THING. 84 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:09,115 WE ARE SHOOTING THE BALLOONS 85 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:09,315 DOWN. 86 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:11,084 MEANWHILE THE MEDIA AND THEGOVEY 87 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,785 GETTING ON THE FACT THAT WE HAD 88 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:13,920 THIS GIANT TRAIN DERAIIN 89 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,857 EASTERN OHIO, DID YOU SEET? 90 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:18,591 ALL OF THIS TOXIC SHIT, PLUMES 91 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:22,562 OF BLACK SMOKE, WILDLIFE 92 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,429 DYING. 93 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,598 THEY WERE REPORO THE 94 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,699 OFFICIALS, CHICKENS ARE DYING 95 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,267 AND THEY TOLD THEM WELL, IT'S 96 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,336 ANECDOTAL, MAYBE THERE'S NO 97 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,671 CONNECTION 98 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:32,438 [LAUGHTER] 99 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,540 YES, THE CHICKENS GOT INTO THE 100 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,141 FENTANYL, THAT'S PY WHAT 101 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:38,144 IT IS. 102 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:39,779 [LAUGHTER] 103 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,615 [APPLAUSE] 104 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,018 BUT HELP IS ON THE WAY, NIKKI 105 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:45,652 HALEY HAS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS 106 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:50,256 RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND TRUMP 107 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,125 HAS SOMEONE CHALLENGING-- WHAT, 108 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,127 SHE'S GETTING 4% IN THE POLLS 109 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,528 TWO I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S GOING 110 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,162 TO MAKE IT BY THE REPUBLICANS 111 00:04:56,162 --> 00:05:12,712 SAID THEY WANT TRUMPISM WITHOUT 112 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:12,912 TRUMP. 113 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,914 THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU WANT 114 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:19,252 HEARD ITISM WITHOUT HEARD-- 115 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,219 GHTER] 116 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:21,320 NIKKI HALEY, HER PARENTS ARE 117 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,389 FROM INDIA A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T 118 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:24,824 REALIZE SHE'S INDIAN AND 119 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,259 ELIZABETH WARREN SAID SEE IT 120 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,561 HAPPENS. 121 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:28,828 [LAUGHTER] 122 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,497 [APPLAUSE] 123 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:36,669 FINALLY I HAVE SHOCKING NEWS. 124 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:37,403 FOX NEWS PERSONALITIES, DID YOU 125 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:38,304 SEE THIS? 126 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,506 THEY KNEW TRUMP WAS FULL OF SHIT 127 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,709 THEY CONTINUED TO LIVE FOR 128 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,243 RATINGS OR MONEY OR WHATEVER BUT 129 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:45,344 THEY WERE CAUGHT RED-HANDED, 130 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:47,080 THERE'S A TRIALOING ON NOW 131 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,414 WITH THE DOMINION PEOPLE 132 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:50,583 COUNTING THE VOTES, SUING THEM, 133 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:51,451 THEY PRINTED THE TEXTS. 134 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:54,487 THEY KNEW IT AND THEY GOT CAUGHT 135 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:55,188 RED-HANDED, STEVE DOOCY IS 136 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,322 FURIOUS ABOUT THIS. 137 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:59,292 HE SAID I CHALLENGE ANYONE TO 138 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:03,129 PROVE I KNOW SOMETHING. 139 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:03,396 [LAUGHTER] 140 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:03,663 [APPLAUSE] 141 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:04,397 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, 142 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:07,433 ARI MELBER AND SARAH ISGUR ARE 143 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:08,134 HERE, BUT FIRST HE'S THE 144 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:09,102 TWO-TIME ACADEMY AWARD WINNING 145 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,002 ACTOR WHO IN THE NEW 146 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:10,737 SERIES "THE CONSULTANT" 147 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:11,738 PREMIERING FEBRUTH ON 148 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:16,609 AMAZON PRIME: CHRISTOPH WALTZ. 149 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:17,844 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 150 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,680 HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND? 151 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,516 GREAT TO SEE YOU HERE. 152 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:28,421 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 153 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,689 I MUST TELL YOU, I'VE ALWAYS 154 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,390 THOU WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS 155 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,458 BECAUSE WHENEVER I WALK INTO A 156 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,559 ROOM ANYWHERE WITH A LOT OF 157 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:34,727 PEOPLE THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO COME 158 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:39,132 UP TO ME ARE NEVER AMERICAN. 159 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,334 IT'S THE EUROPEAN SENSIBILITY I 160 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,435 GUESS. 161 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,536 WHAT'S THAT? 162 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:44,537 l: I DON'T KNOW BUT I 163 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:48,241 HAVEN'T APPARENTLY. 164 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,076 I PUT OFF THE AMERICANS BUT THE 165 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,310 EUROPEANS, THE MIDDLE 166 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,846 EASTERNERS, JUST LOVE ME. 167 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,682 I'M A NATURALIZED CITIZEN. 168 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:57,984 Bill: I KNOW, I FEEL 169 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,552 LIKE YOU'RE MORE SOPHISTICATED 170 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,220 THAN THE AVERAGE-- 171 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:04,857 I WATCHED THE SUPER BOWL. 172 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:05,124 [LAUGHTER] 173 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,425 Bill: I DON'T KNOW IF THEY 174 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:08,127 ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. 175 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,462 THE OTHER THING I THINK WE HAVE 176 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:12,431 IN COMMON IS I THINK WE BOTH 177 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,400 CAME TO SUCCESS A LITTLE LATER 178 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,101 IN LIFE THAN A LOT OF PEOPLE 179 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,669 COME I THINK WE ARE ABOUT THE 180 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:20,139 SAME AGE 35. 181 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:23,342 I'M 36 ALREADY. 182 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:26,512 [LAUGHTER] 183 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:27,947 Bill: I FEEL LIKE THAT'S AN 184 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,249 ADVANTAGE IN SOME WAYS, DO YOU 185 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,117 AGREE? 186 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,920 THINK I WOULD BE MORE UNBEARABLE 187 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:40,159 THAN I AM NOW. 188 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:42,228 I WOULD'VE ABUSED IT 189 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,095 SHAMELESSLY. 190 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,731 Bill: I DID ANYWAY. 191 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,399 [LAUGHTER] 192 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:53,105 SO DID I BUT NOT FAME. 193 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:53,973 SUBSTANCES AND STUFF. 194 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,308 Bill: REALLY? 195 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,809 YOU'VE HAD YOUR DAYS? 196 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,011 NOT REALLY-- TO A DEGREE. 197 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,181 WATCHI THE SUPER BOWL I SAID 198 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:04,483 I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN, TO A 199 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,886 DEGREE. 200 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:07,486 Bill: WE ERY PROUD TO 201 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:10,857 HAVE YOU 202 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,258 IT'S INTERESTING TALKING 203 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:12,792 GENERATIONALLY, I SEE THE 204 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:17,063 TRAILER FOR YOUR NEW SHOW--T 205 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:17,663 LOOKS DELICIOUS BECAUSE I'VE 206 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,099 SAID FOR A LONG TIME SOMEBODY 207 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,935 SHOULD MAKE SOME MOVIE OR SOME 208 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,704 SHOW ABOUT THE GENERATIONAL 209 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,006 TENSAT GOES ON IN 210 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,841 PLACES. 211 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:29,976 I ONLY SAW THE TRAILER BUT I 212 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,245 THINK THIS LOOKS LIKE THAT'S 213 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,347 WHAT THIS IS ABOUT TO. 214 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,314 ABSOLUTELY. 215 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:36,315 Bill: YOU PLAY A CONSULTANT 216 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,885 WHO GOES INTO A GAMING COMPANY, 217 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:39,385 IS THAT IT? 218 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,587 I THINK IT IS. 219 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,456 Bill: IT'S ALL MILLENNIALS 220 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,558 AND GEN Z WHO WORK THERE. 221 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:49,395 WHO ARE THERE. 222 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:49,662 [LAUGHTER] 223 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,264 Bill: YOU GET RID OF THEM 224 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,666 ALL? 225 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,702 NO, THEY ARE THERE-- WHETHER 226 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,336 THEY WORK IS-- 227 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:57,603 [LAUGHTER] 228 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:01,507 [APPLAUSE] 229 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,276 Bill: IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS, 230 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:07,513 YOU HAVE TONFLICT WITH THEM 231 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:07,713 THEM? 232 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:08,948 IN THE SHOW? 233 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,818 IS NOT REALLY A CONFLICT, THE 234 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:17,657 CONFLICT IS AMONGST THEMSELVES 235 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:23,663 I'M HAPPY TO SAY I THINK I CAN 236 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:24,430 TRIGGER THAT CONFLICT THAT 237 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,731 DOESN'T CONFLICT WITH ME AT ALL. 238 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,267 Bill: HOW OLD ARE YOUR 239 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:28,467 KIDS? 240 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,836 THE OLDEST ONE OF THE 241 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:31,270 YOUNGEST ONE? 242 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,838 Bill: WHATEVER. 243 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:33,139 WHATEVER? 244 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,007 Bill: ARE THEY IN THIS 245 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,442 RANGE WHERE YOU HAVE THIS 246 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,243 GENERATIONAL-- 247 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,978 THE WHOLEGE. 248 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,713 Bill: I KNOW VERY FEW 249 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:41,914 PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS OFTEN IN 250 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,183 THEIR 20s AND THEY NEVER STOP 251 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:44,784 TALKING ABOUT HOW INSUFFERABLY 252 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:49,622 WOKE THEY ARE. 253 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,258 I WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL IN MY 254 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,428 INDOCTRINATION PROGRAM. 255 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:55,861 [LAUGHTER] 256 00:09:55,861 --> 00:10:01,133 THEY ARE NOT WOKE AT ALL. 257 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,703 AUGHTER] 258 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,972 Bill: THE SHOW IS ABOUT 259 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,207 WORK-LIFE BALANCE I WOULD GUESS 260 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,508 BECAUSE THAT'S A LWHAT I 261 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:13,312 THINK IS IT BEHIND US THIS 262 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:13,846 CONFLICT WITH YOUNGER 263 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:14,847 GENERATIONS AND I MUST SAY I 264 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,516 THINK THEY HAVE A GOOD POINT. 265 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,018 AMERICANS WORK TOO HARD TO. 266 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,786 WE ARE I THINK LAST IN THE 267 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,822 WHOLE WORLD WHEN IT COMES TO HOW 268 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,057 MUCH VACATION TIME WE HAVE 269 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:25,891 THEY WANT A BETTER WORK-LIFE 270 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,994 BALANCE. 271 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,762 YEAH, IT NEE BE SAID 272 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,130 THE CARS IN THE FRIDGE IS 273 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,264 IN THE TELEVISIONS ARE MUCH 274 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:36,902 BIGGER HERE THAN ANYWHERE ELSE. 275 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,404 SO IT NEEDS MORE EFFORT TO. 276 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,772 Bill: IF YOU DO SOUND LIKE 277 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,074 AN AMERICAN. 278 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:43,275 [LAUGHTER] 279 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,811 THAT'S PART OF THE EFFORTS. 280 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,046 Bill: RIGHT. 281 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,080 IT'S OSCAR T YOU ARE TWO 282 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,950 TIME WINNER. 283 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,785 [APPLAUSE] 284 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,855 THANK YOU. 285 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,390 Bill: LOOKS TO ME LIKE 286 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,226 MAYBE PEOPLE ARE GOING BACK INTO 287 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:00,493 THEATERS. 288 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,660 I WOULD LIK GET YOUR TAKE ON 289 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:02,862 THAT, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT 290 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,463 WATCHING A MOV THE 291 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,465 THEATER-- IS IT NECESSARY? 292 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,634 I KNOW SOME OF MY FRIENDS WHO 293 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:15,941 ARE GREAT SI-- LENTIN 294 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,276 TARANTINO AND MARTIN SCORSESE, 295 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,878 THEY WOULD SAY WE LOSE A LOT 296 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,513 WHEN WE DON'T HAVE A COMMUNAL 297 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,447 EXPANSE OF WATCHING A MOVIE IN A 298 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,149 THEATER-- I DON'T KNOW. 299 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,885 YEAH, I DO. 300 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:28,487 I CONCUR. 301 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:32,291 IT IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT 302 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:36,395 PROCESS AND EXPERIENCE WHETHER 303 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,264 YOU SWITCH ON SOMETHING YOU CAN 304 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,433 SWITCH OFF ANY TIME YOU WANT AND 305 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,635 IT COMES TO Y WHEREAS YOU 306 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:46,038 HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION, THE 307 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,406 EFFORT, YOU GO THERE, YOU B 308 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,009 YOURSELF A TICKET, YOU SPEND 309 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,310 YOUR TIME WITH OTHERS WATCHING 310 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:55,948 THE SAME THING, THEN YOU CAN-- 311 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,850 Bill: SURELY MUST HAVE 312 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:58,751 WATCHED MOVIES STREAMING AT 313 00:11:58,751 --> 00:11:58,984 HOME. 314 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:02,021 I'M AFRAID I HAVE, YEAH. 315 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,489 Bill: AND YOU FOUND THE 316 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,024 EXPERIENCE WAS LACKING BECAUSE 317 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,992 THERE WEREN'T STRANGERS AROUND 318 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:07,960 YOU? 319 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:14,433 WELL,ES. 320 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,001 LAUGHTER IS NOT ONLY CONTAGIOUS 321 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,403 COMMITS REASSURING THAT YOU'R 322 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,439 NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD EVEN 323 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,174 THOUGH THE SCREEN AT HOME WANTS 324 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:25,377 TO IMPRESS THAT NOTION ON YOU. 325 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:26,946 Bill: THAT'S TRUE, YOU 326 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:27,513 DON'T REALLY LAUGH A LOT OUT 327 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,082 LOUD AT HOME. 328 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:33,619 [APPLAUSE] 329 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,855 BUT I DON'T KNOW I THINK 330 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,822 SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE OVER 331 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,057 SENTIMENTAL ICING THIS. 332 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,024 I LIKE THE FACT THAT I DON'T 333 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,227 HAVE TO WATCH A MOVIE ALL AT 334 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:41,427 ONCE. 335 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,196 I THINK MOVIES ARE USUALLY TOO 336 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,164 LONG. 337 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,466 EXCUSE ME FOR INTERRUPTING 338 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,034 BUT ONE DOESN'T NECESSAAVE 339 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:49,802 ANYTHING TO DO WITH EACH 340 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:55,274 OTHER-- YES THEY ARE, TOO LONG. 341 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,010 BUT TO WATCHT IN PORTIONS IS 342 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:58,277 KIND OF-- 343 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,512 Bill: YOU READ A BOOK IN 344 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,746 PORTIONS, YOU DON'T READ A WHOLE 345 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:04,049 BOOK ALL AT ONCE, HE READ A 346 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:04,316 CHAPTER-- 347 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:09,455 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, SORRY. 348 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,257 [LAUGHTER] 349 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:17,062 [APPLAUSE] 350 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:17,796 Bill: I'M JUST SAYING THE 351 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,031 MOVIESOU REALLY NEED TO BE 352 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,300 WITH PEOPLE OR JUST ARY 353 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,435 ON, THAT IS A COMMUNAL 354 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,372 EXPERIENCE WHERE-- THAT KIND OF 355 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,072 STUFF. 356 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,041 Bill: ALSO, THE FACT THAT 357 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,109 IT IS ANNOYING THIS PERSON NEXT 358 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,077 TO ME LAUGHS AT THE WRONG 359 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:32,311 MOMENTS. 360 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,047 Bill: RIGHT! 361 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,182 THAT'S OF SOCIETY, WE 362 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:40,052 NEED TO NEGOTIATE THAT, WE NEED 363 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:44,056 TO SAY-- WOW, SHUT UP OR 364 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,991 UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT, NOW I'M 365 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:46,692 COMING AROUND TO YES ACTUALLY 366 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,562 YOU WERE RIGHT I WAS WRONG. 367 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:53,866 Bill: WOW. 368 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,000 A LOT IS GOING ON WITH YOU IN 369 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,871 [LAUGHTER]R. 370 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,272 WE SHO GO TOGETHER. 371 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,675 Bill: WOULD LOVE TO! 372 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,375 WHAT WOULD WE SEE? 373 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,011 THAT IS THE GOOD QUESTION, 374 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:06,946 WHAT WOULD WE SEE? 375 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,147 Bill: THAT'S ANOTHER ISSUE 376 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,150 WHEN YOU GO TO THE MOVIES, THE 377 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,218 PERSON YOU'RE GOING WITH THEM 378 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,085 YOU HAVE TO AGREE AND VERY 379 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:17,856 OFTEN, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO ARE 380 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:18,357 DATING, ONE IS MAKING A 381 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,026 CONCESSION TO THE OTHER. 382 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,228 I'LL GO SEE THE ROM-COM AND THEN 383 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,397 YOU GO SEE THE KICK ASS MOVIE. 384 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,434 THERE'S ONE PERSON WHO DOESN'TW. 385 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,836 HE OR SHE IS THERE FOR HIM OR 386 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,905 HER WHICH IS A NICE THING. 387 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,440 YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT AT HOME. 388 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,742 Bill: I DON'T WANT THAT AT 389 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,812 HOME. 390 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:43,849 [LAUGHTER] 391 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,484 IT'S ONG I HATED ABOUT 392 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:46,085 RELATIONSHIPS, WATCHING MOVIES I 393 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,287 DON'T WANT TO SEE. 394 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:52,291 I GO TO MOVIES ON MY OWN, FOR 395 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,660 THE COMMUNAL EXPERIENCE. 396 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,062 [LAUGHTER] 397 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,297 Bill: I HEARD THAT BEARD 398 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:02,534 THAT YOU HAVE. 399 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,837 I THOUGHT IF THE WHOLE THING 400 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,574 IS GOING I MAY AS WELL LOOK LIKE 401 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,210 THE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC. 402 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,845 [LAUGHTER] 403 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:13,612 [APPLAUSE] 404 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:18,884 YOU LOOK GREAT WITH A BEARD. 405 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,787 IT'S A BEARD OF FIERCE 406 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:26,158 PROTEST BECAUSE LUFTHANSA LOST 407 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,559 MY BAG THAT CONTAINED MY RAZOR 408 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,428 ON THE 16TH OF DECEMBER, DO YOU 409 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,064 WANT TO KNOW THE FLIGHT NUMBER? 410 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,566 [LAUGHTER] 411 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,935 IN GERMANY WE ARE SURE AND TAKE 412 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:37,836 THE FLIGHT ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU 413 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,038 SHOULD TAKE A TRAIN 414 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:39,805 ENVIRONMENTAL REASONS BUT THE 415 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:42,875 TRAIN WAS CANCELED. 416 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,843 Bill: YOU CAN'T TAKE A 417 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,913 TRAIN FROM GERMANY TO AMERICA. 418 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,882 B>> THAT'S TRUE. 419 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,985 WHAT DO WE DO? 420 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,920 GRETA TAKES A BOAT, TAKES HER 421 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,088 THREE WEEKS TO GET HERE. 422 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,257 RIGHT, WE'RE NOT 423 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,024 GOING TO DO THAT. 424 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,893 THE BAG WAS LOST IN A SET OF 425 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,061 THE PROTEST I DON'T SHAVE 426 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:08,934 ANYMORE UNTIL I GET BACK. 427 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,269 [LAUGHTER] 428 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,372 [APPLAUSE] 429 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,240 WHAT WAS THE MOVIE ON 430 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,508 THE PLANE, WE WATCHING IT WITH 431 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,311 OTHER PEOPLE? 432 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,580 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, GOOD 433 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,216 LUCK WITH "THE CONSULTANT" THAT 434 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,918 LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE I'M GOING 435 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,585 TO ENJOY THAT. 436 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:30,322 LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES SOMEDAY. 437 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,291 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 438 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,325 THERE THEY ARE. 439 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:33,792 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 440 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:34,460 HE'S THE HOST OF "THE BEAT WITH 441 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,194 ARI MELBER" AND CHIEF LEGAL 442 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:35,828 CORRESPONDENT ON MSNBC: ARI 443 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:41,367 MELBER. 444 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:41,834 [CHEERS AND AP] 445 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,568 SHE'S A LAWYER, THE SEN 446 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,136 EDITOR FOR THE DISPATCH, AND AN 447 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:44,937 ABC NEWS POLITICAL ANALYST: 448 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:50,409 SARAH ISGUR. 449 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:55,013 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 450 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:58,617 SO WE HAVE TWO MEDIA PROS HERE, 451 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,252 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BIG MEDIA 452 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,620 NEWS STORY, FOX NEWS, WE CAN 453 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,655 TALK ABOUT THEM, CAN'T WE? 454 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,823 I THOUGHT THIS WAS PRETTY 455 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,392 INTERESTING AND IF YOU HAVEN'T 456 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,326 BEEN FOLLOWING THIS, DOM 457 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,827 THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO 458 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,964 THE VOTES. 459 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,299 FOX NEWS WHEN TRUMP IS RANTING 460 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,801 ABOUT HOW HE LOST THE ELECTION 461 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,603 ACCUSED IT DOMINION OF RIGGING 462 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,638 THE VOTE, SO THEY SUED, WHICH 463 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,807 THEY SHOULD AND IT'S IN COURT 464 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,475 TWO WHEN YOU'RE IN COURT YOU GET 465 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:23,942 TO SEE THINGS. 466 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:27,880 NOW WE SAW THE TEXTS FROM 467 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,313 DIFFERENT FOX NEWS 468 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:32,918 CORRESPONDENCE TO EACH OTHER AND 469 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,186 AMONG THE STORIES ABOUT THEY 470 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,356 DID IT, THIS IS RIGHT UP T STILL 471 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:41,693 WITH CIGARETTES, OPIOIDS, WARS 472 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,730 THEY KNEW WE COULDN'T WIN. 473 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:49,668 HERE IS TUCKER CARLSON, I DON'T 474 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,204 KNOW WHO HE'S TEXTING TO BUT 475 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,239 IT'S A-- SOMEBODY TWEETED FROM 476 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,576 NEWS A FACT-CHECK. 477 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,645 TUCKER'S RESPONSE WAS PLEASE GET 478 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,247 HER FIRED, SERIOUSLY WHAT THECK. 479 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,882 HE NEEDS STOP IMMEDIATELY 480 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,451 LIKE TONIGHT, IT'S IMMEASURABLY 481 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,353 HURTING THE COMPANY, THE STOCK 482 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:08,954 PRICE IS DOWN. 483 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:14,793 SMOKING GUN MUCH? 484 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,729 HOW DO THEY SPIN THIS IS MY 485 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,832 QUESTION? 486 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,000 TUCKER WAS ON THIS, SEAN 487 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,634 HANNITY, LAURA INGRAHAM, HOW DO 488 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:28,841 THEY SPIN THIS? 489 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,409 HE JUST WANTS TO BE LIKE LET 490 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:31,009 THEM BURY THEMSELVES I DON'T 491 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:33,645 KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 492 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,113 I SHOULD DISCLOSE MY HUSBAND 493 00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,749 IS A LAWYER INVOLVED IN THE CAS 494 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:38,116 CASE. 495 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,451 THIS GETS TO SOMETHING WE DON'T 496 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,321 LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IN THE MEDIA, 497 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,423 THESE ORGANIZATIONS ARE PRIVATE 498 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,190 CORPORATIONS,HEIR BUSINES 499 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,325 MODEL FOR A LOT OF THEM HAS 500 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:50,429 CHANGED A LOT IN THE DIGITAL ERA 501 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,763 SO THEY ARE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT 502 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,098 THEIR SUBSCRIBERS IN A WAY THAT 503 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:57,236 IT USED TO BE ABOUT A REVENUE. 504 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,971 WE HAVE SEEN THAT SHIFT AWAY 505 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,473 FROM AD REVENUE WHERE YOU ARE 506 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,242 TRYING TO GET GM TO HAVE THEIR 507 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,544 CAR ON YOUR SHOW TO NOW IT'S 508 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,512 ABOUT THE INDIVIDUAL SUBSCRIBERS 509 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:10,048 AND THAT'S WHY YOU SEE THIS 510 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:10,916 FRACTURING OF NEWS ORGANIZIONS 511 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,885 CATERING TO IDEOLOGICAL NICHES 512 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,153 WITHIN THE ECOSYSTEM. 513 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:18,156 I'LL SAY RESPECTFULLY, THAT'S 514 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,691 A STRUCTURAL ANALYSIS OF STUFF 515 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,159 IN MEDIA BUT I THINK THIS STORY 516 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,828 IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE AT FOX 517 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,030 LYING, THEY KNOW THEY ARE LYING, 518 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:25,797 THEY ARE BUSTED ONLY BECAUSE 519 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,000 THEY GOT DRAGGED INTO COURT AS 520 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,967 YOU SAID TO. 521 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,636 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT 522 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,837 SHOWS THE FIRST AMENDMENT SHOULD 523 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,839 PROTECT ALL KINDS OF IDEAS, 524 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,340 OPINIONS, EVERYTHING. 525 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,043 IT DOESN'T PROTECT THE RIGHTS TO 526 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,144 LIE US INTO AN INSURRECTION AND 527 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,712 THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE IN TROUBLE 528 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,215 FOR. 529 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:47,219 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 530 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,655 Bill: LET'SOT MAKE FALSE 531 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,823 EQUIVALENCIES, THIS IS LEVEL 532 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:52,824 ABOVE. 533 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,793 THE TWEETS-- I LOVE IT. 534 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,895 HE ALSO GIVES THE MOTIVE, THE 535 00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:59,965 STOCK PRICES GOING DOWN. 536 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,700 HANNITY IN A DEPOSITION 537 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,669 ADMITTED HE NEVER BELIEVED ANY 538 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,270 OFIES FOR A SECOND IT'S 539 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,372 VERY DIFFERENT FROM JUST SAYING 540 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,841 IT THIS IS TAILORED TO YOU ARE 541 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,810 OVERLY CON ABOUT AN 542 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:12,377 AUDIENCE ON TELEVISION, THEY 543 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,047 WERE IN ON IT. 544 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,316 FOR EVERYONE AFTERWARDS WHO SAID 545 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,685 TRUMP BELIEVES HIS LIES, TUCKER 546 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:22,387 BELIEVES HIS LIES, NOT TE. 547 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,922 Bill: THERE ARE MANY WAYS 548 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,557 TO LIE OR MAYBE NOT LIE BUT 549 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,892 LEAVE ANNCE WITH A FALSE 550 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,461 IMPRESSION AND PART OF IT IS TO 551 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:29,962 LEAVE OUT INFORMATION. 552 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,664 I THINK WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AND 553 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,100 I WOULD CONCUR, YOU SAID A 554 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,902 MINUTE AGO THE SAME THING. 555 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,936 THE STRUCTURAL PROBLEM WITH 556 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,838 MEDIA I THEY TELL THE VIEWERS 557 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,975 WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR BECAUSE 558 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:43,976 YOU ARE GETTING RATINGS 559 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,410 SOMETIMES BY THE MINUTE AND 560 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,145 DON'T WANT THOSE PEOPLE TO TURN 561 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:47,479 THE DIAL. 562 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:49,648 WE LIVE IN A TRIBAL TIME. 563 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,582 PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR WHAT THEY 564 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,218 ALREADY BELIEVE-- I C GIVE 565 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,219 YOU EXAMPLES. 566 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,320 CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY MSNBC 567 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,157 DOESN'T DO SOME OF THAT? 568 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,659 FOR INSTANCE-- 569 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:03,862 Bill: WEIGHT! 570 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,931 I'M GOING TO HELP THEM! 571 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,531 Bill: YOU'RE GOING TO HELP 572 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,233 THEM OUT? 573 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:11,236 I'M GO HURT HIM. 574 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:11,970 [LAUGHTER] 575 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,238 I WORK AT THE DEPARTMENT OF 576 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:13,872 JUSTICE WHEN THE M 577 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:14,606 INVESTIGATION WAS GOING ON A 578 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,742 CHEAP PART OF MY JOB AND THERE 579 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:17,576 WERE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS THAT 580 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,978 KEPT TELLING THEIR VIEWERS THAT 581 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,079 TRUMP WAS TO GET THROWN IN 582 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,280 THE DUAL LAW CAN GO TOL FOR 583 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,715 THE REST OF HIS LIFE WHEN THAT'S 584 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:27,185 CLEARLY NOT WHAT WAS GOING ON. 585 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:28,587 I LIKE TO HAVE HER GO FIRST I 586 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,689 NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO 587 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:31,757 HAPPEN. 588 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,725 I COVER THAT STORY, I WOULD 589 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:34,760 DEFEND OUR JOURNALISM ALTHOUGH 590 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,495 YOU CAN FIND WE SHOULD BE OPEN 591 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,497 TO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ABOUT 592 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,032 ANY REPORTIF YOU WANT TO 593 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,099 SPEAK ABOUT MY REPORTING, WE 594 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,467 KNOW EACH OTHER, I NEVER SAID 595 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,636 THAT TRUMP WAS ABOUT TO BE 596 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,804 ED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE. 597 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,107 WE DID A PIECE FLAGGING THAT 598 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:50,709 MUELLER IS VERY CAREFUL WE 599 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,077 SHOWED ALL OF HIS PAST 600 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,278 CONGRESSIONAL TESTIMONY WHICH IS 601 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:53,945 BORING AS A PREVIEW TO HOW 602 00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:57,215 THE REPORT AND TESTIMONY WAS 603 00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:58,216 GOING TO GO. 604 00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:01,019 I THINK THE MEDIA HAS THIS 605 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,220 RESPONSIBILITY AND IT SOMETIMES 606 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:02,754 FALLS DOWN. 607 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,189 Bill: I'M NOT SURE THATAS 608 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,190 THE BEST EXAMPLE. 609 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,059 LET ME TRY ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE I 610 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,027 SAW IN THE PAPER TODAY KIND OF A 611 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,495 BIG STORY I THINK, I WONDER HOW 612 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,763 MUCH IT'S GOING TO GET COVERED 613 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,598 IN THE LIBERAL MEDIA BECAUSE 614 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:14,800 IT'S ABOUT HOW NATURAL 615 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,670 IMMUNITY- THEY DID A GIANT 616 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,005 STUDY, 65 COUNTRIES, SOMETHING 617 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,840 LIKE 65 COUNTRIES, MANY, MANY 618 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,275 DIFFERENT STUDIES, THEY LOOKED 619 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,810 ATHEM ALL. 620 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:25,811 NATURAL IM, AS GOOD OR 621 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,778 BETTER THAN THE VACCINE, 622 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:28,680 SOMETHING I'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE 623 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,748 THE BEGINNING AND I GET 624 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:33,585 CALLED-- THAT'S NOT ANTI-VAX. 625 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,887 THIS IS THE KIND OF THING, MY 626 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,089 PROBLEM WITH THE MEDIA FROM BOTH 627 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,391 SIDES IS NOT THAT YOU GUYS LIVE, 628 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,926 IT'S YOU TELL ME YOUR SIDE OF 629 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,728 THE STORY THAT YOU WANT ME TO 630 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:44,663 KNOW, YOU DON'T TELL ME THE 631 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:45,097 WHOLE STORY. 632 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,998 I WOULD BE CURIOUS AS TO HOW 633 00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,334 MUCH PLAY THIS STORY GETS. 634 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:54,639 I REMEMBER READI THEY DID A 635 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:56,374 STUDY OF REPUBLICANS VERSUS 636 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:57,743 DEMOCRATS, THE QUESTION WAS-- 637 00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,311 WHAT PERCENTAGE, THIS WAS A YEAR 638 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,481 AND A HALF AGO, WHAT PERCENTAGE 639 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:03,815 OF PEOPLE GET TOBIT TO REQUIRE 640 00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:04,649 HOSPITALIZATION? 641 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,718 THE ANSWER IS LESS THAN 1%, 642 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,653 ALMOST HALF OF DEMOCRATS THOUGHT 643 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,388 IT WAS OVER 50%. 644 00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:11,356 THEY LISTEN TO YOUR NETWORK, 645 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,693 WHERE DID THEY GET THAT KIND OF 646 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:15,994 INFORMATION? 647 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,996 THAT WAS TO YOU. 648 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,132 [LAUGHTER] 649 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,066 Bill: IT'S BAD INFORMATION 650 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,801 THEY HAVE IN THEIR HEAD IT'S 651 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:23,802 FROM ONE SIDE TO. 652 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,771 I THINK YOU MAKE AR POINT 653 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,339 THAT IF THE PRESS IS HUNTING A 654 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,741 NARRATIVE INSTEAD OF FACTS THEN 655 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,843 AS YOU SAY YOU CAN PULL TRUE 656 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:33,378 THINGS INTO THAT NARRATIVE. 657 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:34,579 I'M GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN ON 658 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:35,714 DEFENDING I THINK WE DO REALLY 659 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,415 GOOD JOURNALISM AND WE HAVE 660 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:40,919 PEOPLE ON MY PROGRAM, WE BROUGHT 661 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,021 ON SKEPTICS OF ALL OF THESE 662 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:44,790 ISSUES, WE BROHT ON SOMEONE 663 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,758 FROM CALIFORNIA WHO WAS IN THE 664 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,226 HEIGHT OF COVID PROTESTING THE 665 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:48,960 QUARANTINED RULES BECAUSE THEY 666 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,595 SAID IT WAS CREATING MORE HARM 667 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,230 THAN GOOD TO. 668 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,199 THAT'S A POLICY DEBATE. 669 00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:55,100 WHENE INCLUDING WHATEVER 670 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,002 MEDIA YOU ARE PICKING ON HER 671 00:23:57,002 --> 00:24:00,272 PICKING OUT-- YOU BE THE 672 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,807 DGE-- TO [LAUGHTER] 673 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,742 WHENEVER MEDIA IS DOING THAT 674 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,977 IN A WAY THAT'SING 675 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,846 LEGITIMATE DEBATES, FACTS, 676 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,047 POLICY AS THOUGH IT'S NARRATIVE 677 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,449 HUNTING, SING THE OTHER SIDE IS 678 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,018 EVIL, THE OTHER SIDE IS CLEARLY 679 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:18,490 PRO COVID, THE POLICY DEBATE ON 680 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,792 HOW TO DEAL WITH IT IS LEGIT. 681 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:27,232 IT'S BACK TO CATERING FOR 682 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,600 YOUR AUDIENCE AND WHAT IS THE 683 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,035 FIRST AMENDMENT GOING TO DO 684 00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:31,036 THAT? 685 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,237 WE'VE ALREADY SEEN BOTH SIDES 686 00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:33,672 WANT TO CONTROL WHAT PEOPLE CAN 687 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:35,440 PUT ON SOCIAL MEDIA SONLY 688 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,175 THEIR NARRATIVE CAN GET THROUGH. 689 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,811 WHAT YOU END UP WITH IS IN MEDIA 690 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,246 GOES DOWN A NARRATIVE PATH AND 691 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:45,050 NOBODY I ALLOWED TO QUESTION 692 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,785 THAT. 693 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,954 Bill: IT'S INTERESTING TO 694 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:52,791 SEE HOW THE TWO DIFFERENT MEDIA 695 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,260 SILOS ARE GOING TO COVER THE 696 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:58,597 DERAILMENT AND ENVIRONMENTAL 697 00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:00,398 DISASTER IN EAST PALATINO OHIO, 698 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:00,999 I FEEL LIKE THE BIDEN 699 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,569 ADMINISTRATION HAS BEEN SLOW IN 700 00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:07,472 PICKING UP ON THIS AND I'M NOT 701 00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,374 SURE IF THEY HAVE BEEN GIVING 702 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:11,009 THE PEOPLE THE MOST ACCURATE 703 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:11,977 INFORMATION IF THE CHICKENS ARE 704 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:15,046 DYING-- THAT'S REALLY NOTHING. 705 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:17,415 THEY HAVE BEEN BUSY SHOOTING 706 00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:20,585 DOWN $12 SCIENCE-- 707 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:21,353 [LAUGHTER] 708 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,021 Bill: MAYOR PETE, I LIKE 709 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,223 MAYOR PETE A LOT, I THINK IS A 710 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,591 BRILLIANT GUY, HE'S A BIG 711 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:30,762 DARLING OF THE LEFT, HE DIDN'T 712 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,197 COMMENT PUBLICLY FOR TEN DAYS, 713 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,399 IT'S PART OF HIS PORTFOLIO, IT 714 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:40,005 IS A TRAIN, IT'S THE EPA ALSO. 715 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:44,376 WILL MSNBC BE CRITICAL OF THE 716 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:44,809 PEOPLE IN THE BIDEN 717 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,778 IT?INISTRATION WHEN THEY DESER 718 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:47,779 YEAH. 719 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,415 WE DO THAT ALL THAT TIME, THIS 720 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:51,383 STORY FROM OTHER STORIES I GET 721 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,784 CALL FROM THE WHITE HOUSE 722 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:53,752 COMPLAINING A OUR COVERAGE. 723 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,554 WE DO THAT. 724 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:59,224 THE QUESTION HERE IS ARE WE 725 00:25:59,224 --> 00:25:59,925 DOING FALSE EQUIVALENCE IF WE 726 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,593 ARE TALKINGBOUT ACTUAL LIES, 727 00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:02,227 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ALL THAT 728 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,729 OVER HERE AND WHAT I THINK 729 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,630 HAPPENS IN JOURNALISM. 730 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:06,831 WE SHOULD HAVE A GOOD FAITH 731 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:08,333 DEBATES, WE SHOULD THIS 732 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,468 STUFF AND YOU DON'T G A PASS. 733 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:13,238 LET'S BE CLEAR IF THAT TRAIN 734 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,205 DERAILED 17 MILES FROM 735 00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:15,407 NEW YORK CITY WE WOULDN'T BE 736 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,775 TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE ON 737 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:19,611 ANY NETWORK EMPEROR. 738 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,579 Bill: THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S 739 00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:22,747 MY PARTY. 740 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,649 I'M FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS, I 741 00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,017 WAS LEADING A CANDLE IN MY 742 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,386 CLOSET DRIPPING WAX TRYING TO 743 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:30,455 GET WESTON SUPERSTORM SANDY HIT 744 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:31,523 NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY AND IT 745 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:33,191 WAS LIKENES HER 746 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:35,226 HAD ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE 747 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:35,760 UNITED STATES. 748 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,995 ONETHING ON THIS AND 749 00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:38,964 ALL SERIOUS COME OF THE COASTAL 750 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,365 BIASED THING IS REAL. 751 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:43,034 I WAS RAISED IN SEATTLE, THE 752 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:43,902 WHOLE IDEA THAT NEW YORK AND 753 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,904 D.C. IS A CENTER OF THE WORLD, 754 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:46,671 IT'S NOT. 755 00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:49,774 CONTEXT THAT YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE 756 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,043 VIOLENT POLITICAL MOVEMENT THAT 757 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,244 IS BUILT ON COMPLETELY 758 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:54,446 DELEGITIMIZING F AND THAT'S 759 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,648 VERY DIFFERENT FROMOOD FAITH 760 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:57,949 DEBATE OVER THE PRESS AND THAT 761 00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:58,416 IS SUPERSIZED. 762 00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:00,618 THAT IS FOLKS WHO WORK WITH EVEN 763 00:27:00,618 --> 00:27:03,154 IF YOU DISAGREE SAYING LOOK AT 764 00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:05,156 WHAT HE DID, MORE OF THAT 765 00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:06,024 FOREVER. 766 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:07,792 AND IF YOU LOOK AT PUBLIC DOUBTS 767 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,960 IT'S RISEN OVERALL BUT IT'S 768 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,062 RISEN THE MOST ON THE RIGHTS 769 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:13,164 BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A POLITICAL 770 00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:16,601 THE PRESS.NOT TRYING TO IMPRO 771 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,236 Bill: THAT IS A LEGIT 772 00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:18,670 POINT. 773 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,406 I WAS WATCHING CNN TODAY 774 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:22,040 COVERING THE STORY ABOUT 775 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,808 FOX NEWS AND I'M SURE THEY GOT 776 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,343 PEOPLE CALLING UP AND SAYING 777 00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:27,212 YOU'RE TRYING TO BE CENTRIST NOW 778 00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:29,280 BUT HERE YOU ARE AND YOU'RE SO 779 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,317 AN IT TO THE FOX NEWS-- BUT 780 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,152 YOU HAVE TO REPORT THAT THESE 781 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:39,758 PEOPLE DELIBERATELY LIED TO.EY . 782 00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,360 OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO SOUND 783 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,161 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 784 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,562 DONALD TRUMP IS STILL THE HEAD 785 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:45,563 OF THE PARTY PROBABLY THE 786 00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:47,365 CANDIDATE NEXT TIME, STILL LOOMS 787 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:48,533 LARGER OVER THIS THAN ANYBODY 788 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,402 ELSE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 789 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,836 SOUND YOU ARE 790 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:52,370 ANTIREPUBLICAN. 791 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:53,705 BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HERE AND 792 00:27:53,705 --> 00:28:02,213 THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS. 793 00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:02,480 [APPLAUSE] 794 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,282 I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ISSUE 795 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,950 WITH ANY OF THAT EXCEPT TO SAY 796 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:07,218 YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE A 797 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:08,520 DECISION OVER WHETHER YOU WANT 798 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,622 TO NEWS ORGANIZATION TO HAVE THE 799 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,923 ABILITY TO CHOOSE THEIR COVERAGE 800 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:12,690 AND WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE 801 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,025 ABLE TO SAY. 802 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:21,566 IF YOU SAY THAT FOX CAN'T HAVE 803 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:22,233 MIKE LINDELL ON TV BECAUSE HE'S 804 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:26,237 GOING TO SAY THINGS THAT ARE 805 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:26,838 CRAZY AND LYING TO ME YOU'RE 806 00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:28,807 GOING TO RUN THE PROBLEMS IF 807 00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:29,541 THAT'S THE NEW STANDARD. 808 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,143 Bill: IF YOU'RE A STATION, 809 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:33,178 MSNBC IS MOSTLY FOR PEOPLE WHO 810 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:35,847 AREIBERAL, WE GET THAT, THAT'S 811 00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:36,047 OKAY. 812 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,048 FOXES FOR CONSERV. 813 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,783 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE IN THE 814 00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:40,418 MIDDLE, IT'S VERY HARD AS LONG 815 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,454 AS THE REPU REPUBPARTY IS STILL 816 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:45,523 CONTROLLED BY TRUMPISM. 817 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:46,958 IT AIN'T A NEW STANDARD TO DO 818 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,794 NOT HAVE THE MY PILLOW GUY BE AN 819 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:50,562 ELECTION EXPERT TO. 820 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,997 THE OLDEST STAN WAS YOU 821 00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:55,834 DON'T HAVE COMPLETEL UNHINGEIDIS 822 00:28:55,834 --> 00:29:01,005 AND THEN HERE IS HIS OPINIONS ON 823 00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:01,773 THE ELECTION. 824 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:03,007 HERE'S THE THING ABOUT FOX 825 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,776 VIEWERS, I SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR 826 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,845 HUMAN RIGHTS LIKE ANYONE ELSE. 827 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,346 IF THEY ARE SUPER CONSERVATIVE 828 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,248 THAT IS GREAT, WHATEVER. 829 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,449 BUT IF THEY ARE GETTING THIS 830 00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:13,284 INFORMATION AND THEY THINK THIS 831 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:13,985 WHITE HOUSE IS ILLEGITIMATE AND 832 00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:15,587 THE INSURRECTIONIST WERE FREEDOM 833 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,555 FIGHTERSHEY O ARM UP 834 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:18,790 FOR NEXTE I'M WORRIED ABOUT 835 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:21,159 THEM BECAUSE THEYRE BEING LED 836 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:22,594 INTO DANGER, TO CRIMINAL 837 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,862 CONSPIRACIES, IF YOU LOOK AT 838 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,664 THOSE CASES THE DOJ HAS NOW 839 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:29,601 BROUGHT, I REALLY BELIEVED IT. 840 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:30,435 THEY ARE LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE BUT 841 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,171 HOW MESSED UP IS IT THAT THESE 842 00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:34,305 MILLIONAIRES IN NEW YORK AND 843 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,241 WHEREVER OUR SPEWING LIES AT 844 00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:37,242 THEM AND THESE VIEWERS ARE THE 845 00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:39,644 ONES THAT GET IN TROUBLE. 846 00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:39,911 [APPLAUSE] 847 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,180 I THINK IT'S A BIG PROBLEM 848 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:42,814 ARE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS IN 849 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:45,450 GENERAL HAVE STOPPENG ASMUCH NE. 850 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:50,188 HOW MUCH THAT IS SHRINKING AND 851 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,123 BECOMING MORE OPINION BASED ON 852 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,758 LOCAL NEWS IS DYING AT THE SAME 853 00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:55,827 TIME, THT AND DIGITAL 854 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:58,129 STUFF IS-- THE EDITORIAL GETS 855 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,531 CLICKS, AND NOBODY WANTS TO 856 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:00,899 ACTUALLY HEAR THE NEWS ANYMORE 857 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:01,733 AND THAT'S THE AUDIENCE'S FAULT 858 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:03,935 AS MUCH AS ANYTHING. 859 00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:07,372 [APPLAUSE] 860 00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:09,541 Bill: YEAH, DID YOU SEE 861 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,943 THIS INTERNAL FIGHT GOING ON AT 862 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,045 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" AND THE 863 00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:14,479 LAST COUPLE OF DAYS? 864 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,781 ANOTHER ONE? 865 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:17,982 Bill: THEY PRESENTED THE 866 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,085 OTHER SIDE SHALL WE SAY IN THE 867 00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:22,554 TRANSIT DEBATE-- THEY ARE A 868 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:24,956 VERY WOKE NEWSPAPER NOW, THERE 869 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,824 WAS A HUGE PUSH BACK INTERNALLY. 870 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:28,693 I THINK A MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE 871 00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:30,528 WHO WORK AT THE TIMES BASICALLY 872 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,397 SAID WE CAN'T EVEN PRESENT THIS 873 00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:33,031 OTHER SIDE TO. 874 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,400 THE OTHER SIDE IS NOT CRAZY. 875 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,534 WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING 876 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,703 THAT IS VERY NEW, SOMETHING THAT 877 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,672 INVOLVES CHILDREN, SOMETHING 878 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,007 THAT INVOLVES PERMANENTLY 879 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,275 DISFIGURING YOUR BODY OR 880 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:45,710 CHANGING YOUR BODY WHICH HAS 881 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:46,844 GREAT RAMIFICATIONS FOR YOUR 882 00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:50,348 PHYSICAL HEALTH IN GENERAL. 883 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,051 TO THEIR CREDIT THE TIMES PUSHED 884 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,919 BACK, THEY SAID NO, WE ARE GOING 885 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,422 TO TRY TO BE EVENHANDED ABOUT 886 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:58,189 THIS. 887 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,391 IT SHOWS YOUTHE NEWS ROOM 888 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:00,658 IS TAY. 889 00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:01,926 THE TIMES NEWS ROOM IS NOT A 890 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:04,128 BALANCED PLACE. 891 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:07,532 PART OF THE REASON FOR THAT 892 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,601 IS BACK TO MY FIRST STRUCTURAL 893 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:12,170 POINT THAT THIS IS NOW A 894 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:12,837 SUBSCRIBER-BASED BUSINESS MODEL. 895 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:16,441 THEY DO NEED TO CATER TO THEMW A 896 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:17,442 SUBSCRIBER-BASED BUSINESS MODEL? 897 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:18,977 YOU HIRE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T IN 898 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:21,212 THE NEWSROOM, THERE IS NOT MORE 899 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,413 REPOT'S A LOT M 900 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,382 PEOPLE IN DIGITAL AND SOCIAL 901 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,784 TRYING TO GET IN MORE 902 00:31:26,784 --> 00:31:27,151 SUBSCRIBERS. 903 00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:27,952 THEY ARE DRIVING A L OF THIS 904 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:29,287 CONVERSATION WHETHER YOU GO BACK 905 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:31,289 TO REFERENCING SOME OF THE OLD 906 00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:32,023 "NEW YORK TIMES" DISAGREEMENTS 907 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:34,259 THEY WERE HAPPENING WHICH IS THE 908 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:35,326 SAME THING OVEWHETHER THEY CAN 909 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:36,995 PUBLISH AN OP-ED FROM A SITTING 910 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,196 U.S. SENATOR WHO WAS SAYING 911 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:40,265 SOMETHING THEY DIDN'T LHEY 912 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,934 FIRED PEOPLE OVER THAT! 913 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:47,205 THIS SUBSCRIBER-BASED MODEL IS A 914 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:48,740 PROBLEM IF YOU WANT OBJECTIVE 915 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,941 JOURNALISM THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 916 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,175 COVERING THE TRAIN STORY AND 917 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,644 EVERYTHING ELSE BECAUSE MAYBE 918 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,345 YOUR SUBSCRIBERS DON'T CARE 919 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:55,780 ABOUT THE T STORY, THEY WANT 920 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:56,648 TO HEAR THEIR SIDE IS RIGHT 921 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:59,584 ABOUT EVERYTHING. 922 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,987 [APPLAUSE] 923 00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:05,556 IT'S SO NI TO BE ON A CURSING 924 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:05,757 SHOW. 925 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,292 Bill: IT SEEMS CRAZY FOR 926 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:09,327 THE TIMES TO BE HAVING THIS 927 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:10,962 BROUHAHA I THOUGHT THIS WEEK AND 928 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:13,631 JUST WHEN A STORY CAME OUT, THE 929 00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:16,134 FREE PRESS PRINTED IT FROM A 930 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:16,801 WHISTLE-BLOWER, HER NAME IS 931 00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,203 JAMIE REED-- I THOUGHT LIBERALS 932 00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:20,171 LOVED WHISTLE-BLOWERS BUT NOT IN 933 00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:22,640 THIS, SHE'S SOMEONE WHO WORKED 934 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,810 IN A CLINIC THAT DOES 935 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,779 TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS OR 936 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,347 TREATMENT. 937 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:30,982 THIS IS A FIRST-PERSON ACC 938 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:33,584 THIS IS SOMEONE WHO WORKED 939 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:34,619 THERE, A SWORN AFFIDAVIT. 940 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:38,122 SHE SAYS SHE IS A WOMAN, MARRIED 941 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,624 TO A TRANS MAN AND POLITICALLY 942 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,126 SHE SAYS TO THE LEFT OF 943 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,895 BERNIE SANDERS. 944 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:48,700 SHE SAID I PERSONALLY WITNESSED 945 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,002 CENTER HEALTH CARE PROVIDERS LIE 946 00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:52,370 ABOUT THE TREATMENT OR LACK OF 947 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,971 TREA AND THE EFFECTS O 948 00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:54,572 TREATMENT PROVIDED TO CHILDREN 949 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:56,841 AT THE CENTER. 950 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,010 IF YOU HAVE THIS FIRST-PERSON 951 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:01,179 SWORN AFFIDAVITS, WHEN TO PULL 952 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,513 BACK AND SAY MAYBE THIS SIDE 953 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:04,582 SHOULD BE HEARD OUT? 954 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:08,953 BUT NO. 955 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:10,955 COMMENTS? 956 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:11,222 [LAUGHTER] 957 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:14,559 CAN I GET A MINUTE FOR ITS? 958 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,227 I SHOULD SAY FULL DISCLOSURE, 959 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:16,994 EMILY BESLAN WAS A FREAK OF 960 00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,262 GUT AND ARE SHOWN SHE'S PART 961 00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:23,000 OF THE ARTICLE THAT THAT T 962 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,968 PUSHBACK, I THINK THE CHALLENGES 963 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:25,536 ON THE ONE HAND IF YOU LOOK AT 964 00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:26,571 THE HI OF THE MARCH OF 965 00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:29,874 CIVIL RIGHTS IN AMERICA, THE 966 00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:31,242 MEDIA HAS OFTEN NOT BEEN NEUTRAL 967 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:32,577 OR OBJECTIVE, IT HAS BEEN 968 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:36,347 ANTI-CIVIL RIGHTS AND I THINK 969 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,682 THERE IS A RECENT AND 970 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:38,883 CONSTRUCTIVE ATTENTION ON NOT 971 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:40,318 REPEATING THOSE MISTAKES ON NEW 972 00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:41,352 ISSUES IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS 973 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,653 ARENA. 974 00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:45,523 I THINK IS GOOD TO KEEP IN 975 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:45,757 MIND TO. 976 00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:47,392 AND IRONICALLY IT REINFORCES ONE 977 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:48,993 OF YOUR OTHER POINTS EARLIER 978 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:51,429 WHICH IS THE MEDIA HAS TO BE 979 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:51,763 SELF-CRITICAL. 980 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,364 IF YOU LOOK BACK TO HEALTH SELMA 981 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,999 WAS COMFORTED DIDN'T L GOOD 982 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:55,933 FROM THE WHITE DOMINANT MEDIA AT 983 00:33:55,933 --> 00:34:01,272 THE TIME AND NOW THIS IS A 984 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:06,411 NONTRANS DOMINANT MEDIA. 985 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,044 NUMBER 2, "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 986 00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:08,446 HAS TO BE A PLACEHAT COVERS 987 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,448 WITH SOURCING AND FACT-CHECKING 988 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,116 MULTIPLE POINTS. 989 00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:13,751 IF COVERING MULTIPLE POINTS IS 990 00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:16,554 TREATED OR MISSED TREATED ASF 991 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,256 SOMEHOW ITSELF TAKING A SIDE OR 992 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:19,724 ATTACKING OR BEING ANTI-CIVIL 993 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,292 RIGHTS, THAT SEEMS TO BE OFF IN 994 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:23,194 THE SAME WAY WE ALL LIVED 995 00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:23,861 THROUGH THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY 996 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:25,029 DEBATE AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU 997 00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:26,063 LOOK AT YOUNGER PEOPLE IT'S 998 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:27,398 PRETTY SETTLED NOW BUT THERE WAS 999 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,600 A TIME WHEN IT'S A BIG DEBATE. 1000 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,502 I DON'T THINK COVERING THE FACT 1001 00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:32,336 AT SOME PEOPLE RELIGIOUSLY 1002 00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:33,704 CLAIM OTHERWISE MEANS HER SIDING 1003 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:34,005 WITH THEM. 1004 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,873 WE HAD TO MATT GAETZ ON MY SHOW 1005 00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:37,642 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND I DON'T 1006 00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:38,409 THAT MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK 1007 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,645 HIM AND I ARE LIKE THIS ON 1008 00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:41,078 EVERYTHING. 1009 00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,247 A LONG ANSWER BECAUSE I 1010 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,081 THINK WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THE 1011 00:34:44,081 --> 00:34:47,585 CONCN IS THE TIME HAS BECOME A 1012 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,353 PLACE AN ADVOCACY OR LABOR 1013 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:50,455 UNION LEVEL WHERE QUOTING OR 1014 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:53,057 MENTIONING THIS OTHER VIEW AND 1015 00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:57,361 POLITICALLY CONTESTED PLACES ISS 1016 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:57,895 PROBABLY FAR AFIELD FROM 1017 00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,263 JOURNALISM BUT I DON'T THINK FOR 1018 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,599 EXAMPLE IT'S ALL BAD INTENT, IT 1019 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,366 SOUND LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE 1020 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:03,301 WORRIED ABOUT MAKING SURE YOU 1021 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:06,037 TRY TO GET IT RIGHT. 1022 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,873 Bill: I WANTED TO GIVE THE 1023 00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,108 TIMES-- 1024 00:35:11,108 --> 00:35:13,177 THE REPORTERS WHO ARE PUSHING 1025 00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:15,146 BACK ARE PROBABLY TRYING TO NOT 1026 00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:16,647 TO REPEAT MISTAKES COME I THINK 1027 00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:17,348 IT'S A FAIR DEBATE. 1028 00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:20,485 WE HAVE A SHORT MEMORY. 1029 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:22,286 I WAS FINISHING AMERICAN 1030 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:25,523 MIDNIGHT BY ADAM HALF CHILD, 1031 00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:27,758 WRITING ABOUT 1914 TO MAKE 1921 1032 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:28,993 OF THE THINGS WE WERE DOING T 1033 00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:31,095 CENSOR MEDIA AT THAT POINT IT 1034 00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:32,196 WASN'T JUST THE GOVERNMENT 1035 00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:33,831 ALTHOUGH IT WAS ALSO THE 1036 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:34,599 GOVERNMENT BUT IT WAS ALSO 1037 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:35,800 AMERICAN'S SAYING WE DON'T WANT 1038 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,368 YOU TO COVER WHY THE DRAFT MIGHT 1039 00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:40,238 BE BAD, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO 1040 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:41,806 COVER THE LABOR UNIONS BECAUSE 1041 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:45,376 THAT'S NOT PATRIOTIC AND THENCHF 1042 00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:47,778 MOSTLY BLACK PEOPLE BUT WHITEPES 1043 00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:51,616 LABOR ACTIVISTS. 1044 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,150 WHEN YOU START CENSORING TRUTH 1045 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:53,918 AND TELLING PEOPLE THEY AREN'T 1046 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,620 ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THE TRUTH 1047 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,321 BECAUSE IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, 1048 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,222 THAT'S WHERE YOU END U 1049 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:01,092 [APPLAUSE] 1050 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:03,961 Bill: I'M GLAD WE HAD THAT 1051 00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:05,196 OUTCOME YOU MENTIONED CONSPIRACY 1052 00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:06,531 THEORIES CERTAINLY ON A LOT OF 1053 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:07,899 PEOPLE'S MINDSND WITH ALL OF 1054 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:09,300 THESE BALLOONS GETTING SHOT DOWN 1055 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,668 IT'S INTERESTING-- SOME PEOPLE 1056 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:14,539 THINK IT'S ALIENS. 1057 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:20,044 WHY AN ALIEN WH CHOOSE A BALLOOO 1058 00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:21,245 FLY ALL THE WAY THROU THE 1059 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,847 GALA LIGHT YEARS AND STUFF 1060 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,583 LIKE THAT BUT I'M ALL IN WITH 1061 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,285 THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT. 1062 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:27,618 YOU KNOW WHY? 1063 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:29,153 IF IT IS ALIENS I WANT TO GET ON 1064 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:33,891 THE GOOD SIDE RIGHT AWAY. 1065 00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:37,428 IN A CASE CALLED WELCOME TO 1066 00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:40,698 EARTH-- HELPFUL TIPS. 1067 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:41,799 FORE OF THESE ALIENS, WOULD 1068 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,035 YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF THESE 1069 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:44,702 THINGS? 1070 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,403 FOR EXAMPLE. 1071 00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:45,903 IF YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR 1072 00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:46,537 INTELLIGENT LIFE, STAY AWAY FROM 1073 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:51,976 THE CRACKER BARREL. 1074 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:52,243 [LAUGHTER] 1075 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:52,977 WATER ON EARTH CAN EXIST IN 1076 00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:53,911 THREE STLIQUID, SOLID, AND 1077 00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:54,912 GAS. 1078 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:55,880 THE STATE WHERE IT CANNOT EXIST 1079 00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:02,987 IS CALIFORNIA. 1080 00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:03,254 [LAUGHTER] 1081 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:03,521 [APPLAUSE] 1082 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,256 A VERY HELPFUL IF YOU'RE AN 1083 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:05,456 ALIEN. 1084 00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:06,057 IF YOU ENCOUNTER PEOPLE FROZEN 1085 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:06,757 WITH ANXIETY, THEY'RE NOT AFRAID 1086 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:07,892 OF YOU; THEY'RE GEN Z AND WERE 1087 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:14,498 LIKE THAT BEFORE YOU GOT HERE. 1088 00:37:14,498 --> 00:37:14,765 [LAUGHTER] 1089 00:37:14,765 --> 00:37:15,633 [APPLAUSE] 1090 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:16,500 DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY, ALMOST 1091 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:21,672 EVERYONE OUT-PIZZAS THE HUT. 1092 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:21,939 [LAUGHTER] 1093 00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:23,274 [APPLAUSE] 1094 00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:23,774 IF YOUR SPACESHIP HAS A 1095 00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:24,342 CATALYTIC CONVERTER, YOU MAY 1096 00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:24,942 WANT TO HAVE A FEW GUYS STAND 1097 00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:33,217 GUARD. 1098 00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:33,985 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED AN OPINION 1099 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:39,790 ABOUT DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR. 1100 00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:40,091 [LAUGHTER] 1101 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:40,658 AS LONG AS YOU FRAME IT AS A 1102 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:40,925 [APPLAUSE] 1103 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:41,525 TIKTOK CHALLENGE, YOU CAN GET 1104 00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:47,798 OUR KIDS TO EAT ANYTHING. 1105 00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:51,035 [LAUGHTER] 1106 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:52,803 YOUR SPACESHIP OR HE'LL GUILTSEE 1107 00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:57,074 YOU INTO GIVING IT TO HIS ARMY. 1108 00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:57,341 [LAUGHTER] 1109 00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:59,443 [APPLAUSE] 1110 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:00,077 MOST OF OUR MOVIES WE 1111 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:06,050 MADE UP ABOUT YOU GUYS. 1112 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:06,317 [LAUGHTER] 1113 00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:07,284 [APPLAUSE] 1114 00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:07,918 FIGHT IT ALL YOU WANT. 1115 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:08,719 YOU'LL WIND UP FUCKING PETE 1116 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:13,791 DAVIDSON. 1117 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,427 [LAUGHTER] 1118 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:17,728 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1119 00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:21,132 Bil I TALK A LITTLE 1120 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:21,932 ECONOMICS? 1121 00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:23,467 CRACKER BARREL IS TASTY, IT'S 1122 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:26,771 QUALITY AMERICAN FOOD. 1123 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:29,607 DID YOU HAVE THE WHOLE THING 1124 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:30,107 ABOUT PANDERING EARLIER? 1125 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:31,709 Bill: I MAY NEVER HAVE BEEN 1126 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:35,546 TO A CRACKER BARREL. 1127 00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:35,746 WHAT? 1128 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:38,716 SERIOUSLY? 1129 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:40,184 VE YOU EVER DRIVEN SOMEWHERE? 1130 00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:42,286 Bill: WHERE WHAT I RUN INTO 1131 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:42,453 ONE? 1132 00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:44,055 ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY, 1133 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:46,791 ANYWHERE IN BETWEEN. 1134 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,125 Bill: I DON'T THINK I'VE 1135 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,126 EVER SEEN A CRACKER BARREL. 1136 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:51,529 THE EN HAVE A SIGN OF THE 1137 00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:52,897 FREE WAY TO HELP YOU FIND THE 1138 00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:54,231 EXIT THEY TELL YOU HOW MANY 1139 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:54,565 MILES. 1140 00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,100 AND I WAS THOUGHT IT WAS 1141 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,836 REDNECK FOOD TO COME AM I WRONG? 1142 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,739 WAFFLE HOUSE. 1143 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:04,575 Bill: I'M NEVER BEEN ONE TO 1144 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:18,022 [LAUGHTER] 1145 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:18,622 Bill: GOOD NIGHT, IT'S ALL 1146 00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:19,290 THE TIME WE HAVE, WE USED IT UP 1147 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:19,690 ON CRACKER BARREL. 1148 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,191 I WAS GOING TO ASK ABOUT 1149 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,092 CAPITALISM BECAUSE I WAS TALKING 1150 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,126 TO HIM ABOUT THE GENERATIONAL 1151 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:23,160 TENSION AND I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF 1152 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,361 THE YOUNGER PEOPLE FEEL LIKE 1153 00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:26,163 IT'S WORKING FOR THEM, I 1154 00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:26,831 KNOW BERNIE SANDERS IS COMING UP 1155 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:28,399 ON OUR SHOW IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS 1156 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:30,167 AND HE'S GOT A NEW BOOK 1157 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,570 ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT 1158 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:36,974 HATING CAPITALISM. 1159 00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:38,909 I DON'T KNOW WHAT REPLACES IT OR 1160 00:39:38,909 --> 00:39:41,145 WHAT ARE THE FIXES. 1161 00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,379 CERTAINLY CAPITALISM HAS NEVER 1162 00:39:42,379 --> 00:39:44,181 BEEN PERFECT, I WANT TO KNOW IF 1163 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,616 THERE IS SOMETHING BETTER. 1164 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:47,017 I KNOW A LOT OF THE YOUNGER 1165 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:48,119 PEOPLE THINK IT'S SOCIALISM BUT 1166 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:50,387 THAT MAY BE BECAUSE THEY DON'T 1167 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,389 REMEMBER WHEN SOCIALISM WAS 1168 00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:54,892 TRIED AND ALSO WE ALREADY HAVE 1169 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,427 IN OUR ECONOMY, QUITE A BIT OF 1170 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:57,495 SOCIALISM. 1171 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:58,796 WE ARE A HYBRID ECONOMY, WOULD 1172 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,698 BE AT LEAST AGREE WITH THAT? 1173 00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:01,232 YES. 1174 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,768 A LITTLE HYBRID TO. 1175 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,402 WHEN WE SAY CAPITALISM IN 1176 00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:06,670 AMERICA A LOT OF TIMES WHAT WE 1177 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:09,740 ARE REFERRING TO ISURRENT 1178 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,843 DEREGULATED PRO-BANK OR PRO-1% 1179 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:13,177 SET OF RULES. 1180 00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:14,945 YOU CAN COME UP WITH EXAMPLES 1181 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,580 LIKE A LOT OF REGULAR PEOPLE PAY 1182 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,616 MORE TAXES THAN BILLIONAIRES 1183 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:19,917 THAT'SALLY NUTS. 1184 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,520 OR THE WAY THAT HOMEOWNERSHIP 1185 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,689 AND COLLEGE ARE FOUR OR FIVE 1186 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:27,558 TIMES AS EXPENSIVE AND ADJUSTED 1187 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,527 DOLLARS TODAY THAN A GENERATION 1188 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:30,728 AGO, THAT CHANGES NOT JUST THAT 1189 00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:32,062 IT S TOE YOUNGER RIGHT NOW 1190 00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:34,565 IN THIS ECONOMY. 1191 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:35,566 OF PEOPLE FROM THOSE GENERATIONS 1192 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:36,867 CAME UP THIS T THEY WOULD 1193 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:37,501 HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT FEELING 1194 00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:39,737 ABOUT IT. 1195 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,705 THE FIX FOR STARTERS IF YOU LOOK 1196 00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:43,073 AT WESTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES AS 1197 00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:45,042 WE KNOW, THERE ARE WAYS TO HAVE 1198 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:47,011 A LOT MOREUMANE SYSTEMS W 1199 00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,746 YOU HAVE MORE TIME OFF, PEOPLE 1200 00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:49,613 DON'T HATE GOING TO WORK AS MUCH 1201 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,715 AND THEY MIGHT HAVE A REAL 1202 00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,584 SUMMER WITH THEIR KIDS AND 1203 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:54,018 ISN'T ANTICAPITALISM. 1204 00:40:54,018 --> 00:40:55,753 OF COURSE NOT, SO YOU'RE 1205 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:58,923 SAYING WE DO THAT BY TAXING THE 1206 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,457 RICH MORE, TAXING OBVIOUSLY 1207 00:41:00,457 --> 00:41:01,559 CORPORATIONS THE OTHER WAY WITH 1208 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:04,929 PAYING SO LITTLE, BUT I THINK 1209 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:06,630 THEY HAVE RUN THE NUMBERS AND 1210 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,600 THEY HAVE FOUND THAT EVEN IF YOU 1211 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,534 TAX THE BILLIONAIRES IN THE WAY 1212 00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:12,369 THEY WANT TO IT'S NOT TO 1213 00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:15,472 COME CLOSE TO FIXING THIS 1214 00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:16,106 ESSENTIAL PROBLEM, THAT'S WHAT 1215 00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:20,845 I'M ASKING, NOBODY CAN BUY THE 1216 00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:21,612 HOUSE ANYMORE. 1217 00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:24,114 I BOUGHT A HOUSE MY FIRST ONE, 1218 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,549 THE FIRST ONE I COULD POSSIBLY 1219 00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:27,051 AFFORD, THE LITTLEST, SHADIEST 1220 00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:28,352 HOUSE BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME GET 1221 00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:29,453 WHATEVER YOUND YOU WILL 1222 00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:32,089 TRADE UP AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 1223 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:35,292 I WAS 29. 1224 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:35,926 THAT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN 1225 00:41:35,926 --> 00:41:37,428 ANYMORE, I THINK A THIRD OF ALL 1226 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:40,397 HOUSES ARE BOUGHT WITH CASH MY 1227 00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:41,031 PEAVE PLENTY OF MONEY WHO 1228 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,734 CAN COME IN AND GO HERE IT IS-- 1229 00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:45,936 THEY BUY, WHEN I WAS FIRST 1230 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:46,904 BUYING A HOUSE, YOU COULD 1231 00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:49,773 WHATEVER YOU WERE ASKING YOU 1232 00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:51,408 COULD NEGOTIATE DOWN. 1233 00:41:51,408 --> 00:41:52,443 NOW YOU HAVE TO NEGOTIATE UP, 1234 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:53,777 YOU HAVE TO OFFER MORE THAN WHAT 1235 00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:56,080 THEY ARE SAYING THE P IS, 1236 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,515 OF COURSE-- THAT'S WHY SO MANY 1237 00:41:58,515 --> 00:41:59,183 LIVE AT HOME. 1238 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,584 TO YOUR POINTS, WHEN YOU GET 1239 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:02,720 A HOUSE IF YOU'RE NOT ONE OF 1240 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:06,156 THESE RICH BUYERS, THE HOUSE IS 1241 00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:07,625 JUST THE SECOND LOAN AFTER THE 1242 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,194 STUDENT LOAN. 1243 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:14,565 I CHECKED,N 1950 ADJUSTED FOR 1244 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,666 TODAY'S DOLLARS, THE AVERAGE 1245 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,702 HOUSE WAS ABOUT $80,000 IF YOU 1246 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,004 ST UP. 1247 00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:23,107 TODAY IT'S A $423,000 AVERAGE. 1248 00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:25,609 IT WAS JUST WAY MORE AFFORDABLE 1249 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:27,411 IN THE OLDEN DAYS. 1250 00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:29,046 I THINK THE GENERATIONAL STUFF 1251 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,815 ABOUT GO TO WORK AND THIS AND 1252 00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:33,550 THAT, THAT'S REAL, THERE MIGHT 1253 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:34,718 BE DIFFERENT ONIONS BUT THIS I 1254 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,086 DON'T THINK IT'S A DIFFERENT 1255 00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:36,320 OPINION. 1256 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,122 I THINK IF YOU LIVE THROUGH THIS 1257 00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:39,390 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. 1258 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,958 Bill: WHAT IS THE FIX THAT 1259 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:43,928 GETS US TO THE PLACE WHERE THE 1260 00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:45,095 29-YEAR-OLDS CAN BUY A HOUSE 1261 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:45,996 AGAIN? 1262 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:47,398 THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING. 1263 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,501 LET'S BE CLEAR, WHERE THE 1264 00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:52,603 HOUSING CRISIS IS MOST ACUTE IN 1265 00:42:52,603 --> 00:42:53,170 SAN FRANCISCO FOR INSTANCE, 1266 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,138 THESE AREN'T IN RED STATES WHERE 1267 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:56,540 THEY ARE HAVING THESE HOUSING 1268 00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:59,043 CRISIS, THEY ARE LARGELY IN 1269 00:42:59,043 --> 00:42:59,443 LIBERAL PLACES-- 1270 00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:00,945 Bill: BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS 1271 00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:03,013 TO LIVE IN THE RED STATES, IT'S 1272 00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:07,151 SUPP DEMAND, THAT'S WHY. 1273 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,887 TEXAS, FLORI TENNESSEE, 1274 00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:11,221 EVELYN'S LEAVING HER STATE-- 1275 00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:12,189 Bill: THE REASON WHY IT'S 1276 00:43:12,189 --> 00:43:13,290 MORE EXPENSIVE IS BECAUSE MORE 1277 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:14,725 PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE THERE. 1278 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:19,563 NEAR A CRACKER BARREL.R TO BUY 1279 00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:19,830 [LAUGHTER] 1280 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:22,499 [APPLAUSE] 1281 00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:25,102 A LOT OF THAT IS BEING DRIVEN 1282 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,237 BYHE GOVERNMENT REGULATION AND 1283 00:43:27,237 --> 00:43:31,508 BY TS NIMBY LIBERAL THING-- 1284 00:43:31,508 --> 00:43:32,710 THEY WANT HOUSI FOR EVERYONE 1285 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,345 AND THEY WANT TO FIX THE 1286 00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:35,946 HOMELESS CRISIS AS LONG AS IT 1287 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:36,847 DOESN'T AFFECT THEIR HOME VALUE 1288 00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,782 AS LONG AS WE AREN'T BUILDING 1289 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:39,450 APARTMENTS NEAR THEM OR CONDOS 1290 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,319 THAT MIGHT LOWER THAT. 1291 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:43,754 THEY USE GOVERNMENT AND 1292 00:43:43,754 --> 00:43:44,855 REGULATION TO DO THAT, A LOT OF 1293 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:46,924 THE CRITICISMS I'M HEARING LIKE 1294 00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:48,525 YOU SAID I HAVE PLENTY OF 1295 00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:50,027 CRITICISMS OF CAPITALISM, THAT'S 1296 00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:52,062 NOT ABOUT CAPITALISM, IT'S ABOUT 1297 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:53,030 THE CURRENT REDISION OF 1298 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:53,931 WEALTH VERSUS HOW YOU WOULD LIKE 1299 00:43:53,931 --> 00:43:56,934 TO REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH. 1300 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:57,801 BUT THE REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH 1301 00:43:57,801 --> 00:43:59,169 IS SOMETHING WE ARE OBVIOUSLY 1302 00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:02,306 DOING IN THIS COUNTRY, ARE TWO 1303 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,674 LARGEST SPENDING THINGS ARE 1304 00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:04,274 SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE. 1305 00:44:04,274 --> 00:44:06,443 DO YOU WANT TO CUT THOSE? 1306 00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:10,414 IS THAT A GOOD THING OR A BAD 1307 00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:11,382 THING? 1308 00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:12,483 Bill: THAT'S MONEY THAT'S 1309 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,585 GOING TO OLDER PEOPLE. 1310 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:16,353 WHERE TALK ABOUT THE 29-YEAR-OLD 1311 00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:18,689 WHO IS TRYING TO A HOUSE. 1312 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:21,125 THEY CAN'T BUY A HOUSE, THEY 1313 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,559 CAN START A FAMIL 1314 00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:24,595 I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO 1315 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:26,497 FIX IT I'M NOT A LAWYER, I DO 1316 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,931 INTERVIEWS I DON'T HAVE A WHOLE 1317 00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:29,333 THING FOR YOU BUT IF YOU 1318 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,934 REGULATE THIS, THE RUNAWAY 1319 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:32,770 COLLEGE DEBT, THE WAY THE BAN 1320 00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,071 ACT I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO BE 1321 00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:35,806 A WALL STREET EXPERT TO SEE IT 1322 00:44:35,806 --> 00:44:37,775 NEEDS TO BE REGULATED, YOU NEED 1323 00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:41,011 TO HAVE TAXES, YOU NEED TO HAVE 1324 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:41,979 A SYSTEM THAT PROVIDES THOSE 1325 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:44,915 EXAMPLES, GO TO WESTERN EUROPE 1326 00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:45,549 AND I DON'T THINK IT'S ROCKET 1327 00:44:45,549 --> 00:44:48,719 SCIENCE TO SEE-- 1328 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,353 Bill: MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD 1329 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,822 GO TO COLGE. 1330 00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:54,958 INSTEAD OF PRETENDING THAT 1331 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:56,060 COLLEGE IS EDUCATING 90% OF THE 1332 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:59,129 PEOPLE WHO GO THERE, JUST MAKE 1333 00:44:59,129 --> 00:44:59,763 IT-- GOVERNORS AROUND THE 1334 00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:01,865 COUNTRY ARE STARTED DO THIS NOW. 1335 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,167 FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING 1336 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,401 TO C IS IT REALLY FIVE 1337 00:45:04,401 --> 00:45:06,603 TIMES BETTER THAN IT WAS A 1338 00:45:06,603 --> 00:45:06,970 GENERATION AGO? 1339 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:09,406 WHY IS IT GETTING MORE 1340 00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:10,207 EXPENSIVE? 1341 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:11,742 GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE 1342 00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:13,143 BECAUSE THE ADMINISTRATION OF 1343 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:14,878 E COLLEGES IS GROWING WITH 1344 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:15,546 THINGS LIKE SOMEONE T YOU 1345 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,449 TO CLASS AND HOLD YO H AND 1346 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:19,917 BRING YOUR THERAPY PUPPY IS, 1347 00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:20,551 IT'S GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE 1348 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,987 BECAUSE OF THE WAY THE LOANS 1349 00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:26,890 WORK, THEY ARE SUBSIDIZED 1350 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:27,124 LOANS-- 1351 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:28,992 DO YOU HAVE A PRICE ON THE 1352 00:45:28,992 --> 00:45:33,430 THERAPY PUPPY THING, OR IS THAT 1353 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:33,630 WORDS? 1354 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:34,631 ND PROJECTING I REALLY WANT 1355 00:45:34,631 --> 00:45:38,335 A THERAPY PUPPY. 1356 00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:39,436 Bill: THANK YOU GUYS, IT' 1357 00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:42,039 TIME FOR NEW RULES. 1358 00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:42,973 NEW RULE: IF YOU BUY YOUR 1359 00:45:42,973 --> 00:45:44,374 GIRLFRIEND ROSES AT A STOPLIGHT, 1360 00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:47,211 SHE'S GOING TO KNOW. 1361 00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:49,880 FIRST CLUE: THEY SMELL LIKE 1362 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,981 GASOLINE. 1363 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:54,318 AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO POP 1364 00:45:54,318 --> 00:45:55,652 INTO A TRADER JOE'S FOR THE 1365 00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:56,587 BOUQUET. 1366 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:57,421 IT'S THE VALENTINE'S GIFT THAT 1367 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:58,388 SAYS, "I CARE ENOUGH TO GET OUT 1368 00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:02,392 OF THE CAR." 1369 00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:02,659 [LAUGHTER] 1370 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:03,260 [APPLAUSE] 1371 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:04,161 NEW RULE: THIS MAN WHO MODIFIED 1372 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:05,429 HIS BODY BY CUTTING OFF HIS 1373 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,630 EARS, CUTTING OFF HIS NOSTRILS, 1374 00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:08,932 AND CUTTING OFF TWO FINGERS SO 1375 00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:10,367 HE COULD LOOK LIKE THIS, AND IS 1376 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:11,568 NOW COMPLAINING THAT RESTAURANTS 1377 00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:12,469 ARE SCARED TO SERVE HIM MUST 1378 00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:14,438 UNDERSTAND ONE THING. 1379 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,773 I'M SUPPOSED TO SHIT MYSELF WHEN 1380 00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:17,708 I GET HOME FROM TACO BELL, NOT 1381 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:27,317 WHILE I'M THERE. 1382 00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:27,584 [LAUGHTER] 1383 00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:27,951 [APPLAUSE] 1384 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:28,719 NEW RULE: SINCE JENNIFER LOPEZ 1385 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:29,419 DOES A LOT OF MOVIES ABOUT 1386 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:30,320 GETTING MARRIED, AND LIAM NEESON 1387 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,255 DOES A LOT ABOUT A GUY HELL-BE 1388 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,256 ON REVENGE-- THEY MUST STAR 1389 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:33,423 TOGETHERMOVIE ABOUT A 1390 00:46:33,423 --> 00:46:36,493 WOMAN MARRYING A VIGILANTE. 1391 00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:40,998 COMING SOON: J-LO AND LIAM 1392 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:41,565 NEESON IN. 1393 00:46:41,565 --> 00:46:42,499 TAKEN. 1394 00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:47,838 TO THE ALTAR. 1395 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:48,839 [LAUGHTER] 1396 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:50,174 [APPLAUSE] 1397 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:50,774 SHE WANTS THE BOUQUET, AND HE 1398 00:46:50,774 --> 00:46:51,608 WANTS BLOOD. 1399 00:46:51,608 --> 00:46:53,110 NEW RULE: NOW THAT THE A.I. 1400 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:56,813 PROGRAM CHATGPT HAS SHOWN IT CAN 1401 00:46:56,813 --> 00:47:00,450 PASS A LAW SCHOOL EXAM, 1402 00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:00,951 THE WRITER'S GUILD HAS TO 1403 00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:01,552 ASK ITSELF, "IS THIS REALLY A 1404 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:09,426 GOOD TIME TO GO ON STRIKE?" 1405 00:47:09,426 --> 00:47:10,394 [LAUGHTER] 1406 00:47:10,394 --> 00:47:11,195 [APPLAUSE] 1407 00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:12,029 I'M NOT SAYING A CHATBOT COULD 1408 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:12,963 WRITE MY EDITORIALS-- BUT IT 1409 00:47:12,963 --> 00:47:14,064 COULD DEFINITELY TAKE OVT 1410 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:20,737 REBOOT OF "NIGHT COURT." 1411 00:47:20,737 --> 00:47:21,338 AND SINCE MOST MARVEL MOVIES 1412 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,139 SEEM LIKE THEY 1413 00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:23,307 WERE WRITTEN BY A COMPUTER 1414 00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:23,941 ANYWAY, I SAY GIVE ONE A SHOT, 1415 00:47:23,941 --> 00:47:25,042 THEY COULDN'T FUCK IT UP ANY 1416 00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:31,381 MORE THAN HUMANS DID MORBIUS. 1417 00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:31,682 [LAUGHTER] 1418 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:32,716 [APPLAUSE] 1419 00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:33,917 NEW RULE: THE LONG ISLAND WOMAN 1420 00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:35,118 WHO WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AND THEN 1421 00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:36,486 DISCOVERED ON AT THE 1422 00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:37,788 FUNERAL HOME TO BE BREATHING, 1423 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:38,989 HAS TO LEARN TO SPEAK UP FOR 1424 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:45,996 HERSELF. 1425 00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:46,263 [LAUGHTER] 1426 00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:47,030 YO SOMETIMES BE 1427 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:51,201 TOO LITTLE OF A KAREN. 1428 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:51,468 [LAUGHTER] 1429 00:47:51,468 --> 00:47:52,903 WHEN ASKED IF SHE WAS OFTEN SO 1430 00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:54,638 STILL PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WASHERE 1431 00:47:54,638 --> 00:48:02,646 ABOUT IT." 1432 00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:02,913 [LAUGHTER] 1433 00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:05,315 [APPLAUSE] 1434 00:48:05,315 --> 00:48:06,383 TERRIBLE. 1435 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:06,850 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1436 00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:07,417 WHEN SOMEDAY SOON AN ACTUAL 1437 00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,886 BRAWL BREAKS OUT ON THE FLOOR OF 1438 00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:11,088 CONGRESS, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T 1439 00:48:11,088 --> 00:48:13,390 TELL YOU IT WANG. 1440 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:14,224 AND OH YES, IT'S COMING-- THE 1441 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,826 KIND OG WE'VE SEEN MANY 1442 00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:23,066 TIMES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. 1443 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:33,710 [SHOUTING] 1444 00:48:33,710 --> 00:48:35,112 Bill: I CANNOT GET ENOUGH 1445 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:38,782 OF THAT SHIT. 1446 00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:42,919 [LAUGHTER] 1447 00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:44,054 IT COULD BE ITS OWN SHOW. 1448 00:48:44,054 --> 00:48:46,857 "PARLIAMENT FIGHTS." 1449 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:52,429 ♪ ♪ 1450 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:52,696 [LAUGHTER] 1451 00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:56,466 [APPLA 1452 00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:58,735 AND HERE'S HOW IT STARTS. 1453 00:48:58,735 --> 00:48:59,903 THE REFORMS IPOSING 1454 00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:00,704 WILL NOT APPLY TO THOSE WHO ARE 1455 00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:04,074 HERE ILLEGALLY. 1456 00:49:04,074 --> 00:49:06,677 Bill: AND THEN IT BECOMES A 1457 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:06,877 THING. 1458 00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:11,415 I'M NOT SAYING IT'S A 1459 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:12,215 MAJORITY. 1460 00:49:12,215 --> 00:49:20,057 THE OPIOID EPIDEMIC. 1461 00:49:20,057 --> 00:49:22,659 [SHOUTING] 1462 00:49:22,659 --> 00:49:24,094 Bill: WATCHING TTE OF 1463 00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:24,928 THE UNION ADDRESS THIS MONTH IT 1464 00:49:24,928 --> 00:49:26,396 WAS HARD NOT TO COME TO THE 1465 00:49:26,396 --> 00:49:27,931 CONCLUSION THAT THE STATE OF THE 1466 00:49:27,931 --> 00:49:29,900 UNION WILL NEVER JUST BE A 1467 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:30,967 MONOLOGUE AGAIN, AT LEAST WHEN A 1468 00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:33,537 CRAT IS PRESIDENT 1469 00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:34,137 WHY IS THIS CHICK SO 1470 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:35,939 HYPERACTIVE? 1471 00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:43,413 SHE LOOKED LIKE COCAINE BEAR. 1472 00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:46,850 [LAUGHTER] 1473 00:49:46,850 --> 00:49:47,317 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1474 00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:48,185 IF SHE ACTUALLY WERE FOUR YEARS 1475 00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:49,086 OLD AND ACTED OUT THIS MUCH, 1476 00:49:49,086 --> 00:49:52,089 THEY'D ARREST HER STEPFATHER. 1477 00:49:52,089 --> 00:49:53,957 HONEY, SIT DOWN. 1478 00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:55,359 THIS IS CONGRESS, NOT THFLE 1479 00:49:55,359 --> 00:50:03,633 HOUSE AT THREE IN THE MORNING. 1480 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:03,900 [LAUGHTER] 1481 00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:06,269 [APPLAUSE] 1482 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:07,003 IT'S OKAY TO BE CRAZY, JUST STOP 1483 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:07,971 BEING SO FUCKING NEEDY. 1484 00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:09,206 AND ASS DEMOCRACY GOES, 1485 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,974 THIS STUFF IS THRY IN THE 1486 00:50:10,974 --> 00:50:12,376 COAL MINE. 1487 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:13,243 DO YOU REALLY THINK ONE DAY A 1488 00:50:13,243 --> 00:50:14,311 GUN NUT LIKE LAUREN BOEBERT 1489 00:50:14,311 --> 00:50:15,512 ISN'T GOING TO WALK ONTO THE 1490 00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:16,513 HOUSE FLOOR AND SAY, "I'M HERE 1491 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,782 TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES. 1492 00:50:18,782 --> 00:50:19,750 BUT SINCE I'M ILLITERATE, I'M 1493 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:27,491 JUST GONNA BE KICKING ASS." 1494 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:28,625 [LAUGHTER] 1495 00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:29,426 WHEN AMERICANS SEE BAD THINGS 1496 00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:30,193 HAPPEN OVERS ALWAYS THINK, 1497 00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:31,762 "IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN HERE." 1498 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:34,097 WE THOUGHT THAT ABOUT TERRORISM, 1499 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,665 AND MASK-WEARING, AND BEING ONE 1500 00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:36,533 HOSE COUNTRIES WHERE PEOPLE 1501 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,135 SHIT IN THE STREET. 1502 00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:39,936 AND WHEN WE SAW BRAWLING IN THE 1503 00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:41,438 VERY PLACES WHERE PEOPLE ARE 1504 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:42,739 SUPPOSED TO COHER TO 1505 00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:44,207 WORK OUT THEIR DIFFERENCES 1506 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:45,308 POLITELY, WE SAID, "HA, HA, 1507 00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:46,710 FOREIGNERS ARE FUNNY! 1508 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:49,079 COUNTRIES WHERE DEMOCRACY IS 1509 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:50,046 BARELY A THING AND MEN HAVE TOO 1510 00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:53,083 MUCH HAION THEIR KNUCKLES-- 1511 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:56,286 THAT WILL NEVER BE US!" 1512 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:56,553 [LAUGHTER] 1513 00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:57,053 OH, IT BE US. 1514 00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:59,956 IT BE US REAL SOON. 1515 00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:02,125 A NEW STUDY EXAMINED 365 1516 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:04,294 INCIDENTS OF PHYSI FIGHTS IN 1517 00:51:04,294 --> 00:51:06,396 PARLIAMENTS ACROSS THE GLOBE 1518 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,231 BETWEEN 1990 AND 2018 AND 1519 00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:09,366 DISCOVERED THE KEY TO WHERE THE 1520 00:51:09,366 --> 00:51:11,401 FIGHTING TAKES PLACE. 1521 00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:13,236 HERE'S WHO DOESN'T HAVE 1522 00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:14,971 PARLIAMENT FIGHTS: COUNTRIES 1523 00:51:14,971 --> 00:51:16,740 WITH AUTHORITARIAN RULERS. 1524 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:17,541 BECAUSE THEY JUST WOULDN'T ALLOW 1525 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,909 IT. 1526 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,076 AND ALSO BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO 1527 00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:24,915 BUSY CLAPPING. 1528 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,483 AND THE OTHER KIND OF COUNTRY 1529 00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:28,084 THAT DOESN'T THROW PUNCHES? 1530 00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,419 REAL DEMOCRACIES-- LIKE WE USED 1531 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:31,721 TO BE. 1532 00:51:31,721 --> 00:51:32,989 THE PLACES WHERE FIGHTS BREA 1533 00:51:32,989 --> 00:51:34,458 OUT ARE THE COUNTRIES THAT 1534 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,226 AREN'T SURE WHICH ONE THEY ARE. 1535 00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:38,695 THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADING. 1536 00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:40,363 NOW, MAYBE IN THE PAST I WOULD 1537 00:51:40,363 --> 00:51:43,400 HAVE SAID WE NEED TO FIND A WAY 1538 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,367 TO LOVE AND RESPECT EACH OTHER 1539 00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:45,202 AGAIN, BUT HONESTLY, I THINK 1540 00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:47,471 THAT BUS HAS SAILED. 1541 00:51:47,471 --> 00:51:49,272 WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT I'D LIKE TO 1542 00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,607 SUGGEST THAT OUR POLITICAL 1543 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:51,741 LEADERS LEARN A LESSON FROM THE 1544 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:53,109 PEOPLE WHO WORK IN ONE OF 1545 00:51:53,109 --> 00:51:55,178 AMERICA'S MOST SUCCESSFUL 1546 00:51:55,178 --> 00:51:58,114 INDUSTRIES-- THIS ONE - SHOW 1547 00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,016 BUSINESS-- AND UNDERSTAND 1548 00:52:00,016 --> 00:52:01,485 SOMETHING VERY FUNDAMENTAL: YOU 1549 00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:02,652 CAN EAT THINGS DONE AND 1550 00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:03,653 STILL HATE EACH OTHER'S FUCKING 1551 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:12,829 GUTS. 1552 00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:15,665 [LAUGHTER] 1553 00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:21,805 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1554 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,273 IT WOULD BE EASIER TO NAME GREAT 1555 00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:24,241 MOVIES WHERE THE PRINCIPALS 1556 00:52:24,241 --> 00:52:24,808 DIDN'T HATE EACH OTHER. 1557 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:25,976 THE EDITOR OF MAD MAX: FURY ROAD 1558 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,010 SAID CHARLIZE THERON AND TOM 1559 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,078 HAIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH EACH 1560 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:29,613 OTHER, THEY DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK 1561 00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:30,680 AT EACH OTHER, THEY WOULDN'T 1562 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,882 FACE EACH OTHER IF THE CAMERA 1563 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:34,117 WASN'T ACTIVELY ROLLING." 1564 00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:37,754 BUT THE MOVIE WORKS! 1565 00:52:37,754 --> 00:52:39,389 DIRECTOR ROMAN POLANSKI HATED 1566 00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:40,757 HIS LEADING LADY, FAYE DUNAWAY, 1567 00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:42,726 SO MUCH HE REFUSED TO GIVE HER A 1568 00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:43,760 BATHROOM BREAK, SO SHE PISSED IN 1569 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:51,001 A CUP AND THREW IT IN HIS FACE. 1570 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:51,268 [LAUGHTER] 1571 00:52:51,268 --> 00:52:52,702 THE MOVIE THEY MADE TOGETHER?IN. 1572 00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:54,337 WHICH IRONICALLY IS ABOUT 1573 00:52:54,337 --> 00:53:04,080 HOARDING WATER. 1574 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:04,648 [LAUGHTER] 1575 00:53:04,648 --> 00:53:05,515 [APPLAUSE] 1576 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:06,249 AT THE END OF AN OFFICER AND A 1577 00:53:06,249 --> 00:53:07,017 GENTLEMAN, RICHARD GERE WHISKS 1578 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:07,918 DEBORAH WINGER AWAY BUT WHEN THE 1579 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:09,219 CAMERAS STOPPED, HE COULDN'T 1580 00:53:09,219 --> 00:53:10,720 WAIT TO DROP HER. 1581 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:11,922 AND ON TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, 1582 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:13,156 WINGER HATED SHIRLEY MACLAINE SO 1583 00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:15,659 MUCH SHE FARTED IN HER FACE. 1584 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:21,131 BUT THE MOVIE DIDN'T STINK. 1585 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,433 EDDIE MURPHY AND JOHN LANDIS 1586 00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:25,068 STUCK IT OUT ON "C 1587 00:53:25,068 --> 00:53:27,971 AMERICA," BUT WHEN IT WAS OVER 1588 00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:29,205 EDDIE SAID THAT VIC MORROW, WHO 1589 00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:30,273 HAD EN DECAPITATED IN A STUNT 1590 00:53:30,273 --> 00:53:32,475 GONE WRONG ON A PREVIOUS LANDIS 1591 00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:38,448 MOVIE, HAD "A BETTER CHANCE OF 1592 00:53:38,448 --> 00:53:43,987 WORKING WITH LANDIS AGAIN THAN " 1593 00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:46,423 [LAUGHTER] 1594 00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:47,457 ACTORS HAVE MANY TIMES HATED 1595 00:53:47,457 --> 00:53:48,091 EACH OTHER SO MUCH THEY REFUSED 1596 00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:49,225 TO BE ON THE SET TOGETHER AT THE 1597 00:53:49,225 --> 00:53:50,560 SAME TIME, EVEN IN A SCENE THEY 1598 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,361 WERE BOTH IN. 1599 00:53:51,361 --> 00:53:52,329 AMERICA LOVES BILL MURRAY. 1600 00:53:52,329 --> 00:53:53,396 BUT YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T? 1601 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,431 EVERYONE WHO'S EVER WORKED WITH 1602 00:53:54,431 --> 00:54:00,403 HIM. 1603 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:00,670 [LAUGHTER] 1604 00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:01,771 WELL, EVERYONE WHO'S EVER WORKED 1605 00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:07,978 WITH TED CRUZ HATES HIM-- WHY 1606 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,513 [LAUGHTER] 1607 00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:10,981 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1608 00:54:10,981 --> 00:54:11,548 CAN'T IT WORK IN GOVERNMENT? 1609 00:54:11,548 --> 00:54:12,649 BECAUSE, I'M TELLING YOU, THE 1610 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:13,283 LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SUCKED IT UP 1611 00:54:13,283 --> 00:54:13,917 AND SAID "I KNOW WE HATE EACH 1612 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:14,985 OTHER, BUT WE'VE GOT A M TO 1613 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:21,157 MAKE" IS LONG AND IMPRESSIVE. 1614 00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:33,803 ♪ ♪ 1615 00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:34,070 [LAUGHTER] 1616 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:56,793 ♪ ♪[LAUGHTER] 1617 00:54:56,793 --> 00:55:00,930 ♪ ♪ 1618 00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:04,067 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1619 00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:05,301 OH, AND IT'S NOT JUST MOVIES: 1620 00:55:05,301 --> 00:55:06,369 YOUR FAVORITE TV STARS HATE EACH 1621 00:55:06,369 --> 00:55:08,872 OTHER, TOO! 1622 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,807 THESE TWO DID, AND SO DID THESE 1623 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,842 TWO. 1624 00:55:12,842 --> 00:55:14,978 ON STAR TREK, CAPTAIN KIRK 1625 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:15,712 FEUDED CONSTANTLY WITH MR. 1626 00:55:15,712 --> 00:55:16,546 SPOCK, AND HE'S STILL FEUDING 1627 00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:21,151 WITH MR. SULU. 1628 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:21,418 [LAUGHTER] 1629 00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:22,052 AND IT'S NO SECRET THERE WAS NO 1630 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:22,886 LOVE LOST BETWEEN THES 1631 00:55:22,886 --> 00:55:23,853 LADIES, AND YET THEY FOUND A WAY 1632 00:55:23,853 --> 00:55:25,755 TO WORK TOGETHER ON A SHOW ABOUT 1633 00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:32,495 HOW MEN ARE ALWAYS THE PROBL. 1634 00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:35,465 [LAUGHTER] 1635 00:55:35,465 --> 00:55:36,066 [APPLAUSE] 1636 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:36,933 GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO 1637 00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:39,102 DO THE SAME THING. 1638 00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:40,737 YES, HERE IN TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE 1639 00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:42,706 IMMORAL SHOW BUSINESS, WE HATE 1640 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:43,573 EACH OTHER, AND YET WE STILL DO 1641 00:55:43,573 --> 00:55:45,008 OUR JOBS. 1642 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,076 TURNING YOUR CHILDREN COMMUNIST 1643 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:47,811 AND GAY. 1644 00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:51,948 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1645 00:55:51,948 --> 00:55:52,816 WE ARE OFF NEXT WEEK 1646 00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:53,383 I'LL BE AT THE MGM GRAND IN 1647 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:56,119 VEGAS, FEBRUARY 17TH AND 18TH, 1648 00:55:56,119 --> 00:55:56,653 SCHNITZER CONCERT H 1649 00:55:56,653 --> 00:55:58,121 PORTLAND, OREGON, APRIL 2ND, AND 1650 00:55:58,121 --> 00:56:00,790 WATCH THE CLUB RANDOM PODCAST ON 1651 00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:01,725 YOUTUBE, OR LISTEN WHEREVER YOU 1652 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:03,193 GET YOUR PODCASTS. 1653 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:03,827 I WANT TO THANK GUESTS ARI 1654 00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:04,728 MELBER, SARAH ISGUR, AND 1655 00:56:04,728 --> 00:56:06,062 CHRISTOPH WALTZ. 1656 00:56:06,062 --> 00:56:07,931 NOW GO WATCH OVERTIME ON "CNN 1657 00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:08,832 TONIGHT" AT 11:30, OR CATCH US 1658 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:14,704 SATURDAY MORNING ON YOUTUBE. 1659 00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:17,240 THANK YOU, FOLKS. 1660 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:17,707 [CHEERS AND APPLSE] 1661 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:38,962 ♪ ♪ 1662 00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:41,030 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1663 00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:42,098 ♪ ♪