1 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,812 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:17,617 START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:46,346 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,848 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 5 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:52,986 Bill: HEY, HOW ARE YOU 6 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:53,319 DOING? 7 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:54,287 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 8 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,355 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HOW ARE YOU 9 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:56,489 A QUESTION MARK LOOK AT YOU, 10 00:00:56,489 --> 00:01:07,867 THANK YOU PEOPLE. 11 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,203 WE HAVE A HUGE SHOW, VERY 12 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:10,870 EXCITING. 13 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,939 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE EXCITED, 14 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:13,606 YESTERDAY WAS TAKE YOUR CHILD TO 15 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:15,942 WORK DAY. 16 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:16,843 TO BE NEXT YEAR, TUCKER 17 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:20,213 CARLSON'S KIDS. 18 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:23,716 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 19 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:24,918 YES, THAT'S THE BIG NEWS. 20 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:28,054 IN YET ANOTHER SETBACK FOR THE 21 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:28,655 KREMLIN, TUCKER CARLSON WAS 22 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:31,124 FIRED BY FOX NEWS. 23 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:33,193 [LAUGHTER] 24 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,495 CAME OUT OF THE BLUE. 25 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,263 THE STANDARD THING THEY SAY WHEN 26 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,898 THEY FIRE SOMEBODY, WE'VE 27 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:39,966 DECIDED TO MOVE BACKWARDS 28 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,202 WITHOUT YOU. 29 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,938 [LAUGHTER] 30 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,775 [APPLAUSE] 31 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:49,542 APPARENTLY SEETHING WITH A SENSE 32 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:52,679 OF VICTIMHOOD AND THEN HE HEARD 33 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,114 ABOUT THE FIRING. 34 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:59,118 [LAUGHTER] 35 00:01:59,118 --> 00:01:59,752 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE IN THE 36 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:02,255 MIX, THEY SAY THERE'S A PRODUCER 37 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:05,458 ON HIS SHOW, A WOMAN PRODUCER 38 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,693 MAKING CLAIMS THAT TUCKER 39 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,161 SUBJECTED HER TO SEXIST REMARKS 40 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,329 AND ANTI-SEMITIC COMMENTS AND 41 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,396 THAT WAS JUST FROM WATCHING THE 42 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:12,599 SHOW. 43 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:15,735 [LAUGHTER] 44 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:20,974 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 45 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,675 THAT'S THE FOX MODEL, REMEMBER 46 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:24,577 GLENN BECK? 47 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:25,345 GONE. 48 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,981 BILL O'REILLY-- GONE. 49 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:32,118 THERE LIKE MENUDO. 50 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:35,388 NEW GUY IN, NOBODY NOTICES. 51 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,190 [LAUGHTER] 52 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:40,093 THE OTHER BIG NEWS THIS WEEK 53 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,294 POLITICALLY, JOE BIDEN ANNOUNCED 54 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:41,528 HE'S IN. 55 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:41,995 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 56 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:47,867 LOOK AT THAT. 57 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:49,903 ELECTIONS ALL ABOUT GETTING YOUR 58 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:50,537 BASE EXCITED. 59 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,572 HE MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT IN 60 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,941 DRAG, WEARING A MASK. 61 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:57,443 [LAUGHTER] 62 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:01,047 AND DRINKING A BUD LIGHT. 63 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:02,248 ARE DEMOCRATS EXCITED ABOUT 64 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:02,916 THIS? 65 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,651 I WOULD SAY THE REACTION HAS 66 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,052 BEEN A LITTLE LIKE WHEN YOUR 67 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,687 IN-LAWS ANNOUNCED THEY CAN STAY 68 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,089 AN EXTRA WEEK. 69 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:14,928 [LAUGHTER] 70 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:15,461 THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL 71 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,996 COMMITTEE AS SOON AS BIDEN 72 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:20,333 ANNOUNCED, THEY RELEASED THIS A 73 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,502 AD. 74 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,603 THE FUTURE UNDER JOE BIDEN, 75 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:28,641 CHINA INVADES TAIWAN, MIGRANT 76 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,276 ARMIES OVERRUN THE BORDER, 77 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:32,245 SAN FRANCISCO UNDER MARTIAL LAW. 78 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,113 IT'S A LITTLE BIZARRE-- IMAGINE 79 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,982 IF JOE BIDEN WAS PRESIDENT. 80 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:36,249 [LAUGHTER] 81 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:42,822 I DON'T HAVE TO. 82 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:45,892 IT'S LIKE WHEN I WAS 15 AND MY 83 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,193 FATHER SAID MASTURBATION WILL 84 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,294 MAKE YOU GO BLIND AND I'M LIKE 85 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:51,264 I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR THREE 86 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:51,798 YEARS, OKAY? 87 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,999 I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I'M 88 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:57,770 TALKING TO. 89 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:03,443 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 90 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,878 MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP HAS TWO 91 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,146 MORE TRIALS GOING ON WHE HE'S 92 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:10,316 THE STAR. 93 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:11,517 ONE WHERE HE'S ACCUSED OF 94 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,186 HANGING SOMEBODY OR WANTING TO 95 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,887 HANG SOMEBODY, RIGHT? 96 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:20,560 AND ONE WHERE HE'S BEING ACCUSED 97 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,128 OF RAPEING SOMEBODY. 98 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,531 HIM AND HE'S THE FRONT RUNNER. 99 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:26,733 IS JOE BIDEN OLD? 100 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:27,800 FUCK YES. 101 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,268 HAS HE LOST A STEP? 102 00:04:29,268 --> 00:04:29,535 PROBABLY. 103 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:30,937 BUT IF IT'S HIM AGAINST TRUMP I 104 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:34,540 DON'T CARE IF IT'S BIDEN'S HEAD 105 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,508 AND A JAR OF UE LIQUID I'M 106 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:40,613 VOTING FOR HIM. 107 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,280 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, 108 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:41,914 MICHAEL MOYNIHAN AND KONSTANTIN 109 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,384 KISIN ARE HERE, BUT FIRST. 110 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,519 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO 111 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:49,389 HAVE MY FIRST HERE. 112 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,924 HE MADE ELECTRIC CARS A THING 113 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:53,893 AND PERFECTING SPACE TRAVEL, 114 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,728 COLLECTING THE HUMAN MIND TO 115 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:56,295 COMPUTERS, COLLECTING CITIES 116 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:59,966 WITH ELECTRO MET BULLET TRAINS, 117 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,702 THE STARLING SYSTEM AND ON 118 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,037 TUESDAY HE'S GOING TO WORK ON 119 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,139 THAT TUNNEL THING ON TRAFFIC. 120 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:10,176 HE ALSO TWEETS A LOT-- 121 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,911 ELON MUSK IS HERE. 122 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:12,378 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 123 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,981 ♪ ♪ 124 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:20,853 LOOK AT YOU! 125 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:24,257 WOW. 126 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,692 THAT I GET THE FULL ORDER OF 127 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,860 THINGS THAT YOU DO IN A DAY 128 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:28,161 THERE? 129 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,128 I LEFT OUT THE TUNNEL THING AT 130 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:32,465 THE END. 131 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:33,666 A LOT OF JOBS. 132 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,300 Bill: DO YOU WORK ON ALL OF 133 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,103 THEM EVERY DAY, ALL OF THEM IN A 134 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:37,403 SINGLE DAY? 135 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,038 NO. 136 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:42,975 I DO HAVE A LONG WORKDAY. 137 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:47,280 I WORK A LOT. 138 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:47,880 [LAUGHTER] 139 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,482 Bill: I'M THRILLED YOU'RE 140 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:49,682 HERE. 141 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,884 WE DO A SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT 142 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,252 CHANGES HAPPENING IN THE WORLD 143 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,721 BUT WE JUST TALK. 144 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,555 THERE'S VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO 145 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,890 ACTUALLY MAKE CHANGE HAPPEN. 146 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:03,896 YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. 147 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:07,500 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 148 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,801 I WANT TO SAY I LOVE THIS 149 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:11,137 AUDIENCE. 150 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,873 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 151 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,609 Bill: YOU ARE A LIKABLE GUY 152 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:17,276 GUY. 153 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:18,478 THEY ATTACK YOU A LOT. 154 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:21,414 THEY DO. 155 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,315 [LAUGHTER] 156 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,850 Bill: AND YOU SEEM TO LAUGH 157 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:24,817 IT OFF WHICH I THINK IT'S 158 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:25,251 FANTASTIC. 159 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,786 I LOVE IT THAT YOU HAVE A SENSE 160 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,988 OF HUMOR BECAUSE A GUY AS 161 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,923 IMPORTANT AS YOU WHO MAKES 162 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:31,824 CHANGES COULD USE YOUR POWERS 163 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:34,794 FOR EVIL AND NOT GOOD. 164 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,929 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 165 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,464 Bill: YOU COULD! 166 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:41,434 I WOULD NEVER USE THEM FOR 167 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,103 EVIL. 168 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,404 Bill: I KNOW. 169 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,038 THE WAY I KNOW THAT IS YOU HAVE 170 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:49,675 A SENSE OF HUMOR, YOU REALLY DO. 171 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:50,443 Bill: YOU LIKE LAUGHING, HE 172 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,678 LIKE TO BE FUNNY. 173 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:56,082 I KILL ME. 174 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,651 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUS 175 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,686 Bill: AS OPPOSED TO 176 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:01,320 SOMEBODY LIKE ZUCKERBERG WILL 177 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:08,494 NOT EVEN SURE IS A REAL BOY. 178 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:11,030 YEAH, I ACTUALLY LOVE COMEDY 179 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,232 AND MANY YEARS AGO I WAS IN THE 180 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,234 AUDIENCE HERE AND WATCHED YOUR 181 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:15,768 SHOW. 182 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:22,708 Bill: BILL LEE. 183 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,845 LET ME GET GET BACK TO YOU BEING 184 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,080 A GENIUS. 185 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,715 THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY VIEW, 186 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:31,484 I'M A HISTORY MAJOR. 187 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,219 WHEN YOU STUDY HISTORY WHAT YOU 188 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,854 REALIZES THERE IS THE GREAT MAN 189 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:37,256 THEORY AND THEY TALK ABOUT KINGS 190 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:38,357 AND PRINCES AND QUEENS, IT'S 191 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,293 REALLY THE PEOPLE IN TECH WHO 192 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,062 CHANGED THE WORLD. 193 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,965 THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DEAL THE 194 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,434 CARDS, WHETHER IT'S A FIRE OR 195 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:49,302 ELECTRICITY FOR GOOD OR BAD OR 196 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:53,039 THE COTTON GIN THE iPHONE OR 197 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,373 THE ATOM BOMB, THOSE ARE THE 198 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:55,908 CARDS AND THE REST OF US JUST 199 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:56,142 PLAY IT. 200 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,578 WOULD YOU AGREE WITH THAT 201 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,712 ASSESSMENT? 202 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:02,882 I THINK TECHNOLOGY IS THE 203 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,383 THING THAT CAUSES THESE BIG 204 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:09,655 CHANGES IN CIVILIZATION. 205 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,090 OBVIOUSLY THINGS THE GUTENBERG 206 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,358 PRESS, BEFORE THAT IT WAS 207 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:13,259 DIFFICULT TO GET BOOKS COMING 208 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,660 OUT THIS VERY RARE EVEN IF YOU 209 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,864 HAD PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE YOU CAN 210 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:18,531 DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE 211 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,501 THERE WERE A FEW TO READ. 212 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,203 THE INTERNET IS SOMETHING BEYOND 213 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:27,506 THE GUTENBERG PRESS I THINK. 214 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:30,843 WHEN I FIRST SAW THE INTERNET 215 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:31,777 COMING INTO BEING IN A WAY TO 216 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,880 GENERAL PUBLIC COULD USE IT, IT 217 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:39,418 FELT LIKE HUMANITY AS A WHOLE 218 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:41,420 WAS DEVELOPING A NERVOUS SYSTEM. 219 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,489 PREVIOUSLY THE WAY INFORMATION 220 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:44,724 WOULD TRAVEL AT MOST WAS ONE 221 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:51,063 PERSON TO MAKE ANOTHER. 222 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:52,265 THE ACCESSED INFORMATION IS VERY 223 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:52,999 LIMITED TO. 224 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,533 NOW WITH THE INTERNET IT'S LIKE 225 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,102 HAVING A NERVOUS SYSTEM, ANY 226 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:59,739 PART OF HUMANITY HAS ACCESS TO 227 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,474 ALMOST ALL THE INFORMATION OF 228 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:01,741 HUMANITY. 229 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,911 YOU CAN BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 230 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,913 AMAZON JUNGLE AND CSR LINKED 231 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,648 TERMINAL AND HAVE ACCESS TO MORE 232 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:09,248 INFORMATION THAN THE PRESIDENT 233 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,517 DID IN 1980. 234 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,119 Bill: RIGHT, ANYTHING ON 235 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:13,419 YOUR PHONE. 236 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:16,622 EVERYTHING. 237 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,591 Bill: YOU ARE ONE OF THESE 238 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:19,191 DEALERS, THESE PEOPLE WHO DEAL 239 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,960 THE CARDS. 240 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,497 IDEAL AND MEMES TOO. 241 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:24,764 [LAUGHTER] 242 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:32,638 Bill: YES YOU DO. 243 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:35,508 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 244 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,143 I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT 245 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:37,810 WHEN YOU BOUGHT TWITTER, THIS IS 246 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:41,380 AN OUTLIER, WHAT DOESN'T FIT 247 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,448 WITH THESE OTHER THINGS? 248 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,917 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT. 249 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,086 I THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH BIG 250 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,287 CIVILIZATIONAL ISSUES AND 251 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:49,956 PROBLEMS AND I WAS RIGHT ON YOUR 252 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:50,489 PAGE. 253 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:53,225 I THINK TWITTER IS ONE OF THEM. 254 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:55,428 YOU HAVE TALKED ABOUT THI 255 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,595 MIND VIRUS AND REALLY 256 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:59,031 APOCALYPTIC TERMS. 257 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,299 YOU SHOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU DON'T 258 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,601 THINK IT'S HYPERBOLE TO SAY IT'S 259 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:07,340 PUSHING TO T CIVILIZATION TOWARS 260 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,811 SUICIDE-- WHY DO YOU THINK THA 261 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,948 THAT? 262 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,085 WE SHOULD BE VERY CAUTIOUS 263 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:23,022 ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IS 264 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:23,889 ANTI-MERITOCRATIC ANYTHING THAT 265 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,125 RESULTS IN THE SUPPRESSION OF 266 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:29,095 FREE SPEECH. 267 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,863 THOSE OF THE TWO ASPECTS OF THE 268 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,332 WOKE MIND VIRUS THAT ARE 269 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,533 DANGEROUS. 270 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:37,436 YOU CAN'T QUESTION THINGS. 271 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:45,845 EVEN THE QUESTIONING IS BAD. 272 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,546 ALMOST SYNONYMOUS WOULD BE 273 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:48,681 CANCELED CULTURE, OBVIOUSLY 274 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,883 PEOPLE OF TRY TO CANCEL YOU MANY 275 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:51,083 TIMES. 276 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,818 Bill: MANY TIMES COME EVERY 277 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,486 WEEK. 278 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,787 FROM LEFT AND RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT 279 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,823 FROM BOTH SIDES. 280 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,492 YOU AND I ARE IN THAT LITTLE 281 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,027 GROUP OF PEOPLE, MAYBE IT'S A 282 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,629 BIGGER GROUP NOW WHO ARE CALLED 283 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:04,196 CONSERVATIVE HAVEN'T REALLY 284 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,197 CHANGED-- I DON'T THINK OF YOU 285 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:09,468 AS A CONSERVATIVE. 286 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,904 I AT LEAST THINK OF MYSELF AS 287 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:16,042 A MODERATE. 288 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:16,942 AT LEAST I'VE SPENT A MASSIVE 289 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,880 AMOUNTF MY LIFE ENERGY FOR 290 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,114 SUSTAINABLE ENERGY, ELECTRIC 291 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,717 VEHICLES AND BATTERIES IN THE 292 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:24,917 SOLAR. 293 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:25,885 TRYING TO HELP SAVE THE 294 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:28,087 ENVIRONMENT. 295 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:33,459 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 296 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,095 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY FAR RIGHT. 297 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:36,362 [LAUGHTER] 298 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,064 Bill: YOU DREW THAT DIAGRAM 299 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,632 ONCE WHERE YOU ARE HERE-- I 300 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,900 RELATED TO THAT. 301 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:41,801 THE WORLD HAS CHANGED. 302 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,103 I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 303 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,072 I FEEL LIKE OFTEN WOKENESS IS 304 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,239 NOT A BUILDING ON LIBERALISM IS 305 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,108 THE OPPOSITE OF LIBERALISM. 306 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:53,846 MANY EXAMPLES,-- INCLUDING 307 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,714 FREE SPEECH. 308 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:56,749 FRESE WHICH IS IMPORTANT AND 309 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,317 IT'S BIZARRE WE'VE COME TO THIS 310 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,119 POINT WHERE FREE SPEECH USED TO 311 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:03,756 BE A LEFT OR LIBERAL VALUE. 312 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:09,428 AND YET WE SEE A DESIRE TO 313 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:13,866 ACTUALLY CENSOR. 314 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:14,867 THAT SEEMS CRAZY. 315 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,235 I THINK WE SHOULD BE EXTREMELY 316 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,506 CONCERNED ABOUT ANYTHING THAT 317 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:21,474 UNDERMINES THE FIRST AMENDMENT, 318 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,676 THERE'S A REASON FOR THE 319 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,511 FIRST AMENDMENT. 320 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,445 PEOPLE CAME FROM COUNTRIES WHERE 321 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:31,350 THEY CANNOT SPEAK FREELY AND 322 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,251 SAYING CERTAIN THINGS WOULD GET 323 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,052 YOU THROWN INTO PRISON AND WE 324 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,354 ARE LIKE WE DON'T WANT THAT 325 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:35,554 HERE. 326 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,591 IN MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD'S, 327 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,993 INCLUDING PARTS OF THE WORLD 328 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:41,994 PEOPLE THINK MIGHT ARE 329 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:42,895 RELATIVELY SIMILAR TO THE 330 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,264 UNITED STATES, THE SPEECH LAWS 331 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:45,831 ARE DRACONIAN. 332 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,399 Bill: ENGLAND IS QUITE 333 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:47,800 DIFFERENT. 334 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,670 I WON'T NAME ANY COUNTRIES. 335 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,272 Bill: WHY ARE WE PROTECTING 336 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:53,472 THEM? 337 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,708 THEY HAVE NO FIRST AMENDMENT. 338 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,310 IT'S VERY EASY TO PROVE LIBEL IN 339 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,079 ENGLAND. 340 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,680 I LOVE ENGLAND. 341 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,682 Bill: ME TO BUT I WOULDN'T 342 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,752 SWANT TO SAY THE WRONG THING. 343 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,787 IN FRANCE IF YOU DENY THE 344 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:09,788 HOLOCAUST WHICH I THINK IS 345 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,756 IMPORTANT BUT I ALSO THINK IT 346 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,292 SHOULD BE PART OF FREE SPEECH, 347 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,996 YOU CAN BE THROWN IN JAIL. 348 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:17,930 I CAN'T EMPHASIZE THIS 349 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:22,168 ENOUGH, WE MUST PROTECT 350 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,336 FREE SPEECH AND FREE SPEECH ONLY 351 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,237 MATTERS-- IT'S ONLY RELEVANT 352 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:25,804 WHEN IT'S SOMEBODY YOU DON'T 353 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:29,175 LIKE SEEING SOMETHING YOU DON'T 354 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:29,408 LIKE. 355 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,943 OBVIOUSLY SPEECH THAT YOU LIKE, 356 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:36,148 THAT'S EASY. 357 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,084 THE THING ABOUT CENSORSHIP IS 358 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,486 THAT THOSE WHO WOULD ADVOCATED, 359 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,353 DISTRO MEMBER COME AT SOME POINT 360 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:46,091 IT WILL BE TURNED ON YOU. 361 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:50,796 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 362 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,331 Bill: THIS WOKE MIND VIRUS, 363 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,701 HOW DOES IT START? 364 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:56,969 WAS AT THE BATS COME OUT ESCAPE 365 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:57,570 FROM THE LAB? 366 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,338 WHAT IS YOUR ASSESSMENT? 367 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,508 IS FAIRLY RECENT, HOW DID IT 368 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,244 START AND WHY? 369 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,679 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 370 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,114 WHERE IT'S COMING FROM. 371 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:12,451 I THINK IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 372 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,752 BREWING, I THINK IT'S BEEN GOING 373 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:20,993 ON FOR A WHILE. 374 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,394 THE AMOUNT OF INDOCTRINATION 375 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,597 THAT IS HAPPENING IN SCHOOLS AND 376 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,998 UNIVERSITIES AS I THINK FAR 377 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,768 BEYOND WHAT PARENTS REALIZE. 378 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:33,472 I CAME TO REALIZE THIS SOMEWHAT 379 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,441 LATE, BUT THE EXPERIENCE THAT WE 380 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,875 HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE 381 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,810 IS NOT THE EXPERIENCE THAT KIDS 382 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,511 TODAY ARE HAVING. 383 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:43,515 AND HASN'T BEEN FOR TEN YEARS, 384 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:47,019 MAYBE 20 YEARS. 385 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:47,720 Bill: HARD PARENTS 386 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,320 THEMSELVESLSO A BIG PART OF 387 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,057 THE PROBLEM? 388 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,794 I SUPPOSE IN SOME CASES BUT 389 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:56,762 PARENTS ARE JUST GENERALLY NOT 390 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,397 AWARE OF WHAT THEIR KIDS ARE 391 00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,398 BEING TOLD OR WHAT THEY ARE NOT 392 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,033 BEING TOLD. 393 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,167 Bill: THEY ARE LETTING THE 394 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:07,206 KIDS THINK THAT THEY ARE EQUAL. 395 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:11,477 LET ME GIVE AN EXAMPLE-- 396 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,344 HAVE A FRIEND WHOSE DAUGHTERS GO 397 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,848 TO HIGH SCHOOL IN THE BAY AREA 398 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,617 AND HE WAS ASKING THEM LIKE-- 399 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:22,921 SO WHO ARE THE PRESIDENTS OF THE 400 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,024 UNITED STATES? 401 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:25,624 THEY COULD NAME WASHINGTON-- 402 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,192 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM? 403 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,160 HE WAS A SLAVE OWNER-- WHAT 404 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,162 WHAT ELSE? 405 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,331 NOTHING. 406 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,967 MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW MORE THAN 407 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,636 THAT. 408 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:38,237 [APPLAUSE] 409 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,706 Bill: THAT IS THE WOKE MIND 410 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:46,478 VIRUS. 411 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:50,149 IT'S THE SAME RESULTS AND 412 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,584 EIGHT INSTITUTION BUT WE SHOULD 413 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:53,886 STILL KNOW MORE ABOUT 414 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,987 GEORGE WASHINGTON THAN THAT. 415 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:55,454 Bill: ONE THAT WAS 416 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,489 PRACTICED ALL OVER THE WORLD 417 00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,258 FOVER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF 418 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,259 TIME BY EVERY RACE, INCLUDING 419 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,460 PEOPLE OF COLOR, IT'S HUGE IN 420 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,561 THE BIBLE. 421 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:07,900 THE BIBLE LOVES IT. 422 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,903 THEY ARE QUITE STRICT ABOUT 423 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,204 DON'T TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S SLAVE. 424 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,272 Bill: NO ONE EVER SAYS JUST 425 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,041 DON'T DO IT. 426 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,309 AT NO POINT DOES IT SAY 427 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,877 SLAVERY IS BAD IN THE BIBLE, 428 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:22,915 THEY DON'T CONDEMN IT AT ALL. 429 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,850 Bill: TWITTER IS NOT DOING 430 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,720 BAD-- I SAW TODAY THAT TUCKER 431 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,121 CARLSON RECENTLY FIRED, YOU WERE 432 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,190 JUST ON HIS SHOW AND HE LOST HIS 433 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,159 JOB, I HOPE THIS ISN'T AN OMEN. 434 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,462 [LAUGHTER] 435 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,697 YOU COULD BE THE ANGEL OF DEATH. 436 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,800 I'M LIKE THE TYPHOID MARY OF 437 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,801 TALK SHOWS. 438 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,003 FOR SOME REASON, PEOPLE GET 439 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,004 FIRED. 440 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,073 Bill: HIS RANT TODAY 441 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:51,777 ON TWITTER DID MORE THAN EVERY 442 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,279 CABLE NEWS MONOLOGUE OR 443 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,081 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 444 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:56,515 IS THAT RIGHT? 445 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,451 TWITTER HAS A TREMENDOUS 446 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,552 AUDIENCE, 250 MILLION PEOPLE 447 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,854 THAT SPEND AN AVERAGE OF HALF AN 448 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,758 HOUR A DAY ON TWITTER, 122 MIKE 449 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,193 130 MILLION USER HOURS A DAY AND 450 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,263 INCREASING. 451 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,030 WE DID NOTHING SPECIAL 452 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,432 WHATSOEVER, I LEARNED ABOUT IT 453 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,366 AFTERWARDS THAT HE HAD POSTED 454 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,202 SOMETHING ON TWITTER. 455 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,370 IT'S JUST THAT TWITTER HAS A LOT 456 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,073 OF PEOPLE'S ATTENTION. 457 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,443 IT TENDS TO BE THE PEOPLE THAT 458 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,744 ARE-- READ A LOT OR AN INTEREST 459 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:30,249 IN CURRENT EVENTS. 460 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:30,883 OR GENERALLY ARE PRETTY 461 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,216 INFLUENTIAL. 462 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,152 MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO TWEET 463 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,353 ON THE SAME PEOPLE. 464 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,188 PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY TWEET AS 465 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,424 OPPOSED TO JUST READING IT. 466 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,392 I FEEL LIKE I'VE READ THIS MANY 467 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,027 TIMES, IT'S A VERY SMALL 468 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,462 PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER 469 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,697 AND IT SEEMS LIKE-- HERE'S WHY 470 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,799 I DON'T TWEET ANYMORE. 471 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,367 YOU MIGHT BE THE MAYOR OF TWEET 472 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:52,438 TOWN NOW YOUR COW [LAUGHTER] 473 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,505 AND I LIKE IT THAT THE MAYOR 474 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,641 LIKES MY JOKES. 475 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:56,842 THE REASON I DON'T DO IT ANYMORE 476 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,411 IS BECAUSE THE MOB OF MEAN GIRLS 477 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:03,549 IS STILL THERE. 478 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,484 [LAUGHTER] 479 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,418 [APPLAUSE] 480 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,219 THAT HAS NOT CHANGED. 481 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,287 IT'S TOO EASY TO GET CANCELED 482 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,790 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 483 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:12,724 KISSES THEM OFF, THEY ARE SO 484 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,425 NUTS. 485 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,093 I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKING OFF A 486 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,361 ROOF WITH A BLINDFOLD I COULD 487 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,463 FALL OFF ANY TIME. 488 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,665 THAT WAS THE MOST INNOCUOUS 489 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:20,432 THING BUT I SAID 490 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,033 GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS A GREAT 491 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,635 PRESIDENT-- HOW DARE YOU. 492 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,537 HE HAD SOME FLAWS. 493 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:29,675 BUT HE WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN THE 494 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:30,275 CREATION OF THE UNITED STATES. 495 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,644 Bill: HOW DO YOU FIX THAT 496 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:32,911 MR. MAYOR? 497 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,047 YOU HAVE TO SAY WHAT IS 498 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,048 CANCELED MEAN? 499 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,217 PEOPLE ATTACK YOU ON TWITTER 500 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,184 THAT'S ONE THING BUT FRANKLY 501 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:39,818 THAT'S JUST INCREASED 502 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:40,252 ENGAGEMENT. 503 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,521 BUT I JUST IGNORE IT. 504 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:43,856 Bill: THAT'S EASY FOR YOU 505 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,424 BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TAKE YOUR JOB 506 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,593 AWAY OR ANY OF YOUR TEN JOBS. 507 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,160 BUT THEY COULD TAKE MINE AND 508 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:52,397 THEY DID ONCE. 509 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:59,204 I WAS LITERALLY CANCELED. 510 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,440 SO YOU WERE IN CONGRESS THE 511 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,708 OTHER DAY TALKING WITH CHUCK 512 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,842 SCHUMER ABOUT AI, I'M VERY 513 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,110 INTERESTED IN THIS BECAUSE YOU 514 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,012 HAVE BEEN ON THIS FOR YEARS. 515 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:07,913 I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE RIGHT 516 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,581 ABOUT THIS I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT 517 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,850 ABOUT ALMOST EVERYTHING. 518 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,185 LET'S ADD MORE BABIES AND RAISE 519 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,654 THEM ON MARS COME I DON'T GET 520 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:15,854 THAT. 521 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,490 I THINK WE SHOULD BE CAUTIOUS 522 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,592 ABOUT CIVILIZATIONAL DECLINE AND 523 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:24,196 WE HAVE LOWER BIRTH RATES IN 524 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:24,963 MOST PLACES. 525 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,566 ALSO PLUMMETING RESOURCES. 526 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,268 RESOURCES WILL BE FINE. 527 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,802 Bill: THEY ARE NOT FINE 528 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:31,770 NOW. 529 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,872 I'M NOT SUGGESTING 530 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,340 COMPLACENCY, WE DO WANT A 531 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,043 SUSTAINABLE ENERGY ECONOMY BUT 532 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,344 WE ARE NOT IN ANY DANGER OF 533 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,080 RESOURCE COLLAPSE. 534 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,482 Bill: LOTS OF PEOPLE DON'T 535 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,450 HAVE ENOUGH FOOD OR WATER, WE 536 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,352 WILL RUN OUT OF WATER. 537 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,855 THEY ARE OUT OF SAND. 538 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,491 EARTH IS 70% WATER BY SURFACE 539 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:52,691 AREA. 540 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,427 Bill: YOU CAN'T DRINK THAT. 541 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:56,595 DESALINATION IS ABSURDLY 542 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:56,795 CHEAP. 543 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,031 Bill: WHY DON'T WE DO IT 544 00:19:59,031 --> 00:19:59,631 THEN? 545 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:03,435 YOU HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME. 546 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,636 THIS PLENTY OF WATER COME 547 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:07,172 IT'S NOT AN ISSUE I WANT TO BE 548 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,273 FAIR. 549 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,241 Bill: LET'S TALK ABOUT AI, 550 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,243 YOU ARE ON THIS TEN YEARS AGO 551 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,045 WHEN NOBODY ELSE WAS AND I 552 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:13,879 ALWAYS THOUGHT HE'S RIGHT-- 553 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,646 WHY? 554 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:15,847 I'VE SEEN TOO MANY MOVIES 555 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,182 EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN MOVIES 556 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,419 HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE. 557 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,420 IF YOU MAKE THINGS THAT ARE 558 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,056 SMARTER THAN YOU, WHY WOULDN'T 559 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,057 THEY BECOME YOUR OVERLORDS? 560 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,024 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO CHUCK 561 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,225 SCHUMER AND WHAT ARE WE DOING 562 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,860 ABOUT THIS? 563 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,629 I KNOW YOU WANT A PAUSE IN AI 564 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,331 BECAUSE IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS, 565 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:32,898 ChatGPT WHICH CAME FROM A 566 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,766 COMPANY YOU STARTE. 567 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:42,407 A FRIEND OF MINE HAS A 568 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,110 MODIFICATION OF OCCAM'S RAZOR, 569 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,211 THE SIMPLEST THINGS BEING THE 570 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,346 MOST LIKELY BUT THE MOST IRONIC 571 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:52,284 OUTCOME IS THE MOST LIKELY. 572 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:52,651 [LAUGHTER] 573 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:53,885 Bill: RIGHT, YES! 574 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,722 WITH RESPECT TO AI, I THINK 575 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,323 WE SHOULD HAVE SOME SORT OF 576 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:01,226 REGULATORY OVERSIGHT. 577 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,095 FOR ANYTHING THAT ADDS A DANGER 578 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,031 TO THE PUBLIC IF IT'S AIRCRAFT, 579 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,233 CARS, FOOD AND DRUG AND WHATNOT 580 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:09,835 WE HAVE REGULATORY OVERSIGHT, A 581 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,103 REFEREE ESSENTIALLY MAKING SURE 582 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:16,708 COMPANIES DON'T CUT CORNERS. 583 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,511 IF ONE AGREES THAT AI IS A RISK 584 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,612 TO THE PUBLIC, THERE SHOULD BE 585 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:25,017 SOME REGULATORY BODY OVERSEES SO 586 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:25,617 THEY DON'T CUT CORNERS AND 587 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:33,392 POTENTIALLY DO SOMETHING. 588 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:33,825 [APPLAUSE] 589 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,327 Bill: LAY OUT A SCENARIO 590 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,895 FOR ME IN THE NEXT TWO, FIVE, 591 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:38,430 TEN YEARS OF NOTHING IS DONE 592 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,765 BECAUSE WE ARE VERY GOOD AT 593 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,166 DOING NOTHING ESPECIALLY WHEN IT 594 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,267 COMES IN THE WAY OF PROFIT AND 595 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,902 THIS IS A BIG PROFIT ENGINE NOW 596 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,704 FOR COMPANIES, THEY ARE GOING TO 597 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,673 WANT TO JUST COMPETE WITH EACH 598 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:48,473 OTHER. 599 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,608 THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE RAY 600 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,242 KURZWEIL WHO DON'T THINK IT'S A 601 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:54,112 PROBLEM IS ALL. 602 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,848 HIS PRODUCTION FOR ARTIFICIAL 603 00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:58,083 SUPER INTELLIGENCE IS 2029 HE'S 604 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:58,850 NOT FAR OFF. 605 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,452 Bill: BUT HE DOESN'T THINK 606 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:01,853 IT'S A PROBLEM WHERE PEOPLE LIKE 607 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:04,156 YOU AND BILL GATES AND STEPHEN 608 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,757 HAWKING THOUGHT-- THINK IT'S A 609 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,226 PROBLEM. 610 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:10,062 SOME PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE 611 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,430 FOREVER FOR MUCH LONGER PERIOD 612 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:15,033 OF TIME AND THEY SEE AI IS THE 613 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:15,534 ONLY WAY, DIGITAL SUPER 614 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:18,003 INTELLIGENCE IS THE ONLY WAY TO 615 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,404 FIGURE OUT HOW TO LIVE FOREVER, 616 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,640 I DON'T THINK HE'S IN THAT 617 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,641 CATEGORY. 618 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,376 HE WOULD PREFER TO HAVE 619 00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:25,243 ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE 620 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,446 THAN NOT BECAUSE IT CAN FIGURE 621 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,081 OUT LONGEVITY. 622 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:29,648 Bill: ARE YOU OPTIMISTIC? 623 00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:33,652 I READ IN YOUR ROLLING STONE 624 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:34,519 ARTICLE BACK IN THE DATE THAT 625 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,353 SAID YOU CAN NEVER BE HAPPY 626 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,956 UNLESS YOU'RE IN LOVE. 627 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:40,992 YOU CAN BE HALF HAPPY I 628 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:43,195 SUPPOSE. 629 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,830 THERE'S TWO THINGS, TO BE MOST 630 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:45,497 HAPPY IF YOU ARE HAPPY IN LOVE 631 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:48,266 AND YOU LOVE YOUR WORK, THEN I 632 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:52,204 THINK YOU'LL BE FULLY HAPPY. 633 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,839 IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE TWO 634 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:56,842 THINGS YOU COULD BE HALF HAPPY. 635 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:57,609 ROUGHLY. 636 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:58,543 Bill: IF YOU LIKE THE 637 00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,778 FEMALE A LOT OF YOUR WORK 638 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:00,345 CONNECTS ALL THESE DIFFERENT 639 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,114 THINGS AS CONNECTING. 640 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,617 YOU WANT TO CONNECT THINGS. 641 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,018 YOU WANT TO CONNECT ON THE HYPER 642 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:08,320 LOOP AND YOU WANT TO CONNECT US 643 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,922 TO MARS. 644 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:12,891 CONNECT FOR. 645 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:18,163 I LOVE THAT GAME. 646 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,365 Bill: WHAT? 647 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:24,236 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 648 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,937 SORRY, IT'S COMEDY COME ON 649 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:29,474 TRY TO INSERT COMEDY IN THERE. 650 00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:29,741 [LAUGHTER] 651 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,009 Bill: IT'S HARD FOR YOU 652 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,645 BECAUSE WHEN YOU BOUGHT TWITTER, 653 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:34,846 YOU'RE KIND OF DOING WHAT YOU 654 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,082 DID WHEN YOU TOOK OVER-- WHEN 655 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,016 YOU STARTED TESLA. 656 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:41,353 YOU LIVED AT THE FACTORY. 657 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,989 I FEEL LIKE THAT'S YOUR PATTERN. 658 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:45,223 YOU GET INTO THIS THINKING, THEN 659 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:46,324 YOU HAVE TO LIVE AT THE FACTORY 660 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:49,594 TO MAKE IT WORK. 661 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,229 YOU MOVED TO TEXAS, THEN YOU 662 00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:51,863 WENT BACK UP TO SAN FRANCISCO 663 00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:54,733 BECAUSE OF TWITTER. 664 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:55,967 I WAS LIVING IN THE LIBRARY 665 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:59,271 OF TWITTER FOR A WHILE. 666 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,071 I THINK THINGS ARE REASONABLY 667 00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:02,841 STABILIZED NOW. 668 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:05,210 IT WAS ON THE FAST TRACK TO 669 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:05,944 BANKRUPTCY, I HAD TO TAKE 670 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,280 DRASTIC ACTION THERE WASN'T ANY 671 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,047 CHOICE. 672 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:10,081 Bill: I'M SAYING IT'S HARD 673 00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:12,050 FOR A WOMAN WHEN A GUY LIVES AT 674 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:12,384 THE FACTORY. 675 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:16,788 YES. 676 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:17,055 [LAUGHTER] 677 00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:17,589 Bill: THAT COULD BE A 678 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:23,028 STUMBLING BLOCK. 679 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:27,165 MY CONCERN WITH TWITTER, IT 680 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,834 IS SOMEWHAT OF THE DIGITAL TOWN 681 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:32,470 SQUARE AND IT'S IMPORTANT THAT 682 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:35,207 THERE BE BOTH REALITY AND 683 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:39,477 PERCEPTION OF TRUST OR A WIDE 684 00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:40,645 RANGE OF VIEWPOINTS AND THERE 685 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,281 WAS A LOT OF CENSORSHIP GOING O 686 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:43,448 ON. 687 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:44,082 WE UNCOVERED A LOT OF THAT WITH 688 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:47,018 THE TWITTER FILES AND CLOSING OF 689 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:49,454 GOVERNMENT DRIVEN CENSORSHIP. 690 00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:54,593 [APPLAUSE] 691 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:56,261 IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S GOT TO BE A 692 00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:56,862 CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION WHAT 693 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,731 WAS GOING ON THERE. 694 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,166 SINCE I'M AN AVID TWITTER USER I 695 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:01,733 COULD DETECT SOMETHING'S NOT 696 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:07,038 RIGHT HERE. 697 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:08,106 THAT'S REALLY WHY I HAD THAT 698 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:08,940 POSITION IT WASN'T BECAUSE I 699 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,308 THOUGHT IT WAS AN EASY WAY TO 700 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:14,913 MAKE MONEY-- ME BEING THERE A 701 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,782 TWEET TOWN, THE SLOT OF ARROWS 702 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,851 POINTS THAT YOU, FLYING AT YOU. 703 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,353 Bill: OF COURSE. 704 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,020 YOU SEEM TO HANDLE THAT OKAY, I 705 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:26,191 HOPE YOU DO. 706 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:26,391 LOOK. 707 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:27,392 GENIUSES ARE GOING TO BE A 708 00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:29,828 LITTLE QUIRKY SOMETIMES YOUR 709 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:30,962 HEART IS ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT 710 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:31,329 PLACE. 711 00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:34,399 YOU WERE TRYING TO FIX THIS 712 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:34,933 WORLD AND I COULD TALK TO 713 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,401 FOREVER, WE CAN'T TODAY COME I 714 00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:38,270 WOULD LOVE TO GET HIGH WITH YOU 715 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,804 I KNOW A GREAT PLACE TO DO IT. 716 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,439 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I 717 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:42,674 APPRECIATE YOU. 718 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,608 I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHOICES 719 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:46,578 IN PLACES YOU CAN GO. 720 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:48,446 THANK YOU, ELON MUSK, LADIES AND 721 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:48,980 GENTLEMEN. 722 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,081 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 723 00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:53,818 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 724 00:25:53,818 --> 00:26:03,295 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 725 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,029 HE'S CO-HOST OF "THE FIFTH 726 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:04,529 COLUMN" PODCAST: MICHAEL 727 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:05,030 MOYNIHAN. 728 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,164 HE'S CO-HOST OF THE YOUTUBE SHOW 729 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:06,965 AND PODCAST "TRIGGERNOMETRY" AND 730 00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:07,933 AUTHOR OF N IMMIGRANT'S LOVE 731 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:08,767 LETTER TO THE WEST": KONSTANTIN 732 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:14,039 KISIN. 733 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,208 GRADE TO HAVE YOU ON OUR SHOW. 734 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:17,876 [APPLAUSE] 735 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,411 IT KIND OF BUGS ME THAT I HAVE A 736 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,013 TALK ABOUT FOX NEWS ALL THE TIME 737 00:26:22,013 --> 00:26:23,682 BUT THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO BE IN 738 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:25,650 THE NEWS AND I'M NOT GOING TO 739 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:26,851 LI THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO. 740 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,253 I FEEL LIKE IN THE TIME I'VE 741 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,521 BEEN DOING THIS WHICH IS ALMOST 742 00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:34,192 30 YEARS NOW, THE TWO MOST 743 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:34,659 SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL 744 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:36,528 DEVELOPMENTS WAS WE ELECTED A 745 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:39,364 BLACK PRESIDENT AND FOX NEWS. 746 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:40,432 BECAUSE FOX NEWS CHANGED TO THE 747 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,668 GAME OF WHAT JOURNALISM WAS. 748 00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:44,869 BEFORE IT WAS SLANTED THAT 749 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:45,837 SOMETIMES BUT PEOPLE WERE 750 00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:46,504 BASICALLY TRYING TO TELL THEIR 751 00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:50,008 AUDIENCE HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 752 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:50,842 WERE AS FOX NEWS WE SAW 753 00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:53,178 ESPECIALLY IN THE DOMINION SUIT, 754 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,679 IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL. 755 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:57,215 IT'S LIKE WHAT DOES THE AUDIENCE 756 00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:57,549 WANT TO HEAR? 757 00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:00,352 WE'LL TELL YOU THAT. 758 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:01,019 MOTHER THEY HAVE FIRED TUCKER 759 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:01,820 CARLSON TO MY CAN'T HELP BUT 760 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:05,623 THINKING MAYBE THIS IS 761 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:09,260 SUCCESSION, MAYBE KENDALL AND A 762 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,261 ROMAN. 763 00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:14,165 BECAUSE RUPERT IS 92, ARE TRYING 764 00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:15,400 TO CHANGE FOX NEWS AND TO MAKE 765 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,901 IT LESS TOXIC, COULD THEY DO 766 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:18,837 THAT AND WOULD MAKE A 767 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:19,270 DIFFERENCE? 768 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,139 I DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE 769 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,775 ARE ON THAT SHOW BECAUSE I SEEN 770 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:24,976 IT. 771 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,044 I ASSUME THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO 772 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:29,681 ARE OLD AND DYING OFF, HE'S 92 773 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:29,914 AND 93. 774 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:33,818 YOU DON'T GET RID OF YOUR ACE 775 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:34,786 HOST, 3.5 MILLION THE ONLY THING 776 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:35,987 THAT WAS BEATING HIM THE LAST 777 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,523 WEEK ON CABLE WAS THE NBA 778 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:38,790 PLAYOFFS. 779 00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:42,127 THAT'S BOTH TERRIFYING AND WHAT 780 00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:44,562 IS FOX DOING BY GETTING RID OF 781 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:45,196 HIM? 782 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,831 Bill: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID 783 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:47,532 ABOUT O'REILLY. 784 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:50,068 HE HAD A LAWSUIT AND THERE 785 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:51,569 WAS SEXUAL HARASSMENT STUFF. 786 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:54,205 GLENN BECK WAS A BETTER EXAMPLE, 787 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:54,773 ROGER AILES FOR ALL OF HIS 788 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:56,574 PROBLEMS LITERALLY DID NOT WANT 789 00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:59,444 TO-- WHEN GLENN BECK WAS DOING 790 00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,312 5:00 HOUR, 3 MILLION PEOPLE COME 791 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:02,614 AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME THEY 792 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,081 FIRED HIM. 793 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:05,250 THE TOP OF HIS GAME BECAUSE HE 794 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,251 WAS GETTING TOO TOXIC. 795 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,620 THINGS SPUN OUT OF CONTROL THIS 796 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,255 IS WHAT PEOPLE AT FOX TELL ME 797 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,424 AFTER ROGER AILES LEFT AND AFTER 798 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,558 ROGER AILES DIED AND RUPERT 799 00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:17,362 MICROMANAGES FROM A DISTANCE. 800 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,030 THEY SEE THESE TEXTS FROM THE 801 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,365 DOMINION STUFF AND THE TUCKER 802 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,966 STUFF IS STUFF THAT DIDN'T COME 803 00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:23,968 OUT, IT WAS REDACTED, HIM 804 00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:25,603 TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE IN UPPER 805 00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:27,572 MANAGEMENT AND CALLING THEM ALL 806 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:28,239 SORTS OF NASTY NAMES. 807 00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:30,008 OTHERWISE WHY DO YOU GET RID OF 808 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:30,642 YOUR CASH COW? 809 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:31,843 Bill: BECAUSE YOU CAN 810 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:34,345 REPLACE THEM WITH ANOTHER 811 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,013 CASH COW. 812 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:35,380 CAN YOU? 813 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,714 Bill: THEY'VE DONE IT 814 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:36,948 BEFORE. 815 00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:39,617 THEY GOT RID OF GLENN BECK, 816 00:28:39,617 --> 00:28:40,218 MEGYN KELLY, BILL O'REILLY, IT'S 817 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:43,421 NOT ABOUT THE PERSON, IT'S ABOUT 818 00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:44,122 THE MESSAGE AND THEY WILL FIND 819 00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:45,924 SOMEBODY ELSE. 820 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:50,762 PEOPLE WENT OVER TO OA AND/OR 821 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:53,364 NEWSMAX, THESE ARE FOX NEWS 822 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:54,365 COMPETITORS AND THAT WAS THE 823 00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:54,966 MESSAGE, WE WILL FIND SOMEONE 824 00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:56,534 ELSE TO TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO 825 00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,369 HEAR. 826 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,438 GOOD JOURNALISM DOESN'T GET 827 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:01,406 CLICKS, IT'S ABOUT PUMPING UP 828 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,242 THE BASIN THAT WORKS BOTH WAYS. 829 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,910 I HATE TO MAKE THIS POINT HERE 830 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,713 IN THE HEART OF LIBERALISM, BUT 831 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:10,849 IF YOU LOOK AT-- I WAS A 832 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,383 STAND-UP COMEDIAN IN 2016, I 833 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,519 BELIEVED ALL THE STUFF WE WERE 834 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,186 BEING TOLD ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. 835 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,489 I USED TO HAVE A JOKE, I'M FROM 836 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:21,693 RUSSIA, THEY SAY RUSSIANS DON'T 837 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:22,961 UNDERSTAND DEMOCRACY-- WE GOT 838 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:25,430 TO TRUMP ELECTED DIDN'T WE? 839 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,766 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 840 00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:29,634 THAT WASN'T TRUE. 841 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:31,202 Bill: THERE IS SOME TRUTH 842 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:32,070 IN THAT. 843 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,038 THAT WASN'T REALLY WHAT 844 00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:34,572 HAPPENED. 845 00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:35,773 LOOK ABOUT THE PANDEMIC HOW MANY 846 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,375 LIES WERE WE TOLD ABOUT THE 847 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,143 PANDEMIC? 848 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:40,578 AWARD OF THE VIRUS COME FROM? 849 00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:42,881 I THINK THE TRUTH IS BOTH SIDES 850 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,517 OF THE MEDIA SPECTRUM HAVE GONE 851 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:46,384 INTO THIS SENSATIONALISM AND 852 00:29:46,384 --> 00:29:47,919 THEY ARE DOING GOOD JOURNALISM 853 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:48,920 BECAUSE GOOD JOURNALISM IS 854 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,322 BORING. 855 00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:56,594 [APPLAUSE] 856 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:57,428 Bill: THAT'S TRUE BUT I 857 00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:59,998 DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD BE SO 858 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:00,498 CONCERNED ABOUT CHINA'S 859 00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:04,169 INFLUENCE THROUGH TIKTOK WHEN 860 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:05,103 VLADIMIR PUTIN'S INFLUENCE 861 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:07,238 THROUGH FOX NEWS IS MUCH MORE 862 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:07,839 AVIRULENT. 863 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:08,106 [APPLAUSE] 864 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:12,644 WE CAN BE CER CONCERNED ABOUT 865 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:12,844 BOTH. 866 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:14,379 Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 867 00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,114 TIKTOK HAS DONE YET, MAYBE THEY 868 00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:17,115 COULD THAT'S ON THE TO BE TAKEN 869 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,417 SERIOUSLY THAT IT'S OWNED BY A 870 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:23,121 CHINESE COMPANY, BUT WE ALREADY 871 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:23,855 HAVE TUCKER CARLSON, 872 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:27,358 BASICALLY-- SAYING THAT HE IS 873 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:31,329 SUPPORTS RUSSIA OVER UKRAINE. 874 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:34,599 THERE IS NO GREATER SUPPORTER 875 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:35,166 OF UKRAINE THEN I AND I WAS 876 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,735 DISGUSTED AT THE WAY TUCKER 877 00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:38,336 COVERED THAT ISSUE EVEN THOUGH 878 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:39,704 I'VE BEEN ON HIS SHOW BECAUSE 879 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,906 LIKE HIM I BELIEVE IN 880 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:42,774 FREE SPEECH. 881 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,242 WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO CHEW GUM 882 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:45,843 AS YOU SAY AND WALK AT THE SAME 883 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:47,579 TIME, THE SIMPLE THINGS WE 884 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:48,580 SHOULD BE LOOKING AT. 885 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,981 THE CHINESE TIKTOK THING IS 886 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:51,416 DIFFERENT BECAUSE WHAT YOU HAVE 887 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,318 IS A FOREIGN STATE THAT IS USING 888 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:55,220 THE SOCIAL DIA APP TO CORRUPT 889 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,387 THE MINDS OF YOUNG CHILDREN 890 00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:57,555 WHILE ALSO FEEDING THEIR OWN 891 00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,058 CHILDREN A VERY DIFFERENT 892 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,659 VERSION OF THIS APP WHICH IS 893 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,528 VERY PRO-CHINA, WE SHOULD LOOK 894 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,196 AT BOTH I THINK. 895 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:05,463 [APPLAUSE] 896 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:08,967 Bill: LET ME GO ON TO THE 897 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,335 OTHER SUCCESSION ISSUE, 898 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,369 JOE BIDEN ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK 899 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,672 HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR REELECTIO 900 00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:19,477 REELECTION. 901 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:19,744 [APPLAUSE] 902 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:21,179 NOT VERY ENTHUSIASTIC. 903 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:24,382 Bill: THAT'S NOT BAD. 904 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,350 NIKKI HALEY WHO'S RUNNING FOR 905 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,818 THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION, SHE 906 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,553 LOST NO TIME IN JUMPING ON THIS. 907 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,188 SHE SAID THE IDEA THAT HE WILL 908 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:31,489 MAKE IT UNTIL 86 WHICH IS WHAT 909 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:33,791 HE WOULD BE AT THE END OF HIS 910 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:34,692 NEXT TERM IS NOT SOMETHING I 911 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:37,428 THINK IS LIKELY. 912 00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:37,595 WOW. 913 00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:41,132 THAT'S KIND OF MEAN. 914 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:42,867 IT'S ALSO KIND OF TRUE. 915 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:45,436 Bill: I WILL DEAL WITH THE 916 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:46,304 AGEISM ASPECT OF THIS AT THE END 917 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,740 OF OUR SHOW, FOR RIGHT NOW LET 918 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,275 ME SAY WHAT THIS IS REALLY 919 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:50,575 ABOUT. 920 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,543 THIS IS ABOUT KAMALA HARRIS. 921 00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:54,078 FOR WHATEVER REASON, THEY THINK 922 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,148 THAT IS THE WEAK POINT FOR 923 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:57,915 JOE BIDEN, THAT KAMALA HARRIS IS 924 00:31:57,915 --> 00:32:00,752 THE VICE PRESIDENT. 925 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,153 I GET WHY REPUBLICANS DON'T LIKE 926 00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:04,122 HER, THEY WENT LIKE ANYBODY LIKE 927 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:06,524 THAT, WHY HAS HE ALSO LOST THE 928 00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:07,525 DEMOCRATS, WITH THE SMOKING GUN 929 00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:09,060 THAT MAKES HER THIS TOXIC? 930 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,229 I DON'T GET IT. 931 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,998 SHE HAS LOWER APPROVAL 932 00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:15,733 RATINGS THAN BIDEN DOES. 933 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,402 Bill: BUT WHY? 934 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:19,037 SHE'S BEEN KIND OF HIDDEN AND 935 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:19,704 IT HAS BEEN THE COMPLAINT FROM 936 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:22,240 HER OFFICE. 937 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,908 THEY HAVE AN OUT THERE SAYING 938 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:25,376 THIS IS A REAL CONCERN OF 939 00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:27,111 DEMOCRATIC VOTERS, THE GUY IS 940 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:30,214 GOING TO BE 86. 941 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:32,784 VERY CLOSE, ONE BREATH AWAY FOR 942 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,986 THE PRESIDENCY IS KAMALA HARRIS. 943 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:36,220 THERE'S A CAMPAIGN THE 944 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:36,788 ADMINISTRATION WAGED AGAINST 945 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,157 HER, VERY CLEAR AND THEY 946 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:40,958 ACKNOWLEDGE THIS AND BACK 947 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:43,795 CHANNEL WAYS, THROUGH 948 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:44,329 "THE NEW YORK TIMES," 949 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:44,996 "WALL STREET JOURNAL," 950 00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:46,531 "WASHINGTON POST" SAYING SHE IS 951 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:47,932 TERRIBLE AT THIS. 952 00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:49,233 YOU SAW THESE STORIES, SHE'S BAD 953 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,835 AT THIS BUT THEY GOT HER AS THE 954 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:52,270 BEEPER NOW AND IT'S TURNING AND 955 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:53,404 EVERYONE IS SAYING WE HAVE TO 956 00:32:53,404 --> 00:32:55,206 PUT HER OUT THERE. 957 00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:59,911 I THINK THE BORDER STUFF, THAT'S 958 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:00,345 NUMBER ONE TREND. 959 00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:01,546 Bill: THAT'S WHAT IT IS, 960 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:02,847 THEY GAVE HER THAT, THEY SAID 961 00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:04,048 THE BORDER, NO ONE CAN FIX IT, 962 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:08,186 YOU TAKE IT. 963 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:09,287 SO SHE GOT ASSOCIATED WITH A 964 00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:10,655 PROBLEM THAT WOULD TAKE MORE 965 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,124 THAN JUST THE VICE PRESIDENT TO 966 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:13,891 SOLVE. 967 00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:15,526 SHEEVER WENT DOWN TO THE 968 00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:16,094 BORDER EITHER. 969 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:17,028 Bill: THAT WAS NOT GOOD AND 970 00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:19,263 SHE COULD'VE TALKED ABOUT I 971 00:33:19,263 --> 00:33:21,132 DIFFERENTLY. 972 00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:22,100 SHE CAN'T COME OF THE 973 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:27,171 DEMOCRATIC PARTY LIKE MANY 974 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,139 LEFT-WING PARTIES ALL AROUND THE 975 00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,674 WEST COME YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT 976 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:30,575 IMMIGRATION BECAUSE YOU'RE 977 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,076 AFRAID OF THEEOPLE TO YOUR 978 00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:32,443 LEFT. 979 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:34,178 Bill: YOU'RE AFRAID OF THEM 980 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:34,879 SAYING YOU'RE RACIST. 981 00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:35,813 EXACTLY. 982 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,783 WE HAVE THIS PROBLEM IN ENGLAND, 983 00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:40,184 WE HAVE ETHNIC MINORITY 984 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:40,785 POLITICIANS ATTEMPTED TO DEAL 985 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,855 WITH THEIR ISSUE, THEY ARE STILL 986 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:44,756 BEING CALLED RACIST. 987 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:47,125 YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT PROPERLY. 988 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,826 BERNIE SANDERS USED TO BE ONE 989 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:49,861 OF THE MOST AVIRULENT 990 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,230 IMMIGRATION RESTRICTION US IN 991 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:54,399 HIS ARGUMENT IS THAT IT 992 00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:55,600 SUPPRESSES WORKING-CLASS WAGES 993 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,068 WHICH IS AN ARGUMENT SOME 994 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:57,602 ECONOMISTS MAKE. 995 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,036 HE'S BACKED AWAY FROM THAT IN 996 00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:01,105 RECENT YEARS AND IT'S NOT JUST 997 00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:01,272 WHY. 998 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,641 IT'S BILL CLINTON, 999 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:04,275 HILLARY CLINTON, CHUCK SCHUMER, 1000 00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:05,309 IT'S ALL THE DEMOCRATS AND ALL 1001 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:05,943 THE PEOPLE IN ENGLAND SAME ON 1002 00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:09,781 THE LEFT. 1003 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:10,982 IN EVERY COUNTRY NEED BORDERS 1004 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:11,649 AND FOR SOME REASON WE HAVE 1005 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:16,721 FORGOTTEN THAT. 1006 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,955 [APPLAUSE] 1007 00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,323 Bill: I FEEL LIKE BOTH 1008 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:22,326 COULD WIN SO EASILY >> IF THEY 1009 00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:23,428 GOT RID OF THE TWO PEOPLE THEY 1010 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:28,566 ARE RUNNING? 1011 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,468 THIS IS WHAT WE FUCKING HAVE? 1012 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:31,569 IT'S WHAT YOU SAID IN YOUR 1013 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:31,836 MONOLOGUE. 1014 00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,638 IF I HAVE TO I'M GOING TO DO IT 1015 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,173 BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 1016 00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,707 THERE'S NOBODY ELSE OUT THERE 1017 00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:37,575 THEY CAN FIND? 1018 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,177 A JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO BE 86 IN 1019 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:42,647 HIS APPROVAL RATING IS 38%, THE 1020 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:45,450 LOWEST IT HAS BEEN IN HIS ENTIRE 1021 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:46,651 PRESIDENCY. 1022 00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:47,285 DONALD TRUMP, THE LESS ABOUT HIM 1023 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:49,587 THE BETTER. 1024 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:53,391 Bill: EVERYONE HAS THE STOP 1025 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,693 SAYING IT 86, THAT'S WHAT HE 1026 00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,895 WOULD BE WHEN HE'S LEAVING. 1027 00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:00,531 HE'S STILL A SPRY 80 NOW. 1028 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:01,966 COME ON! 1029 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:02,400 [LAUGHTER] 1030 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,201 IS NOT ABOUT JOE BIDEN IT'S 1031 00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,602 ABOUT THE FACT THAT PRESENT THE 1032 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,370 UNITED STATES THE MOST POWERFUL 1033 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,206 COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WE ALL 1034 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,006 TAKE ORDERS FROM EFFECTIVELY, 1035 00:35:09,006 --> 00:35:13,811 THIS MAN IS NOT-- HE'S NOT EVEN 1036 00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:14,579 AT ITS OWN PRIME. 1037 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:16,581 YOU GO TO A COUNTRY OF 300 PLUS 1038 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:17,515 MILLION PEOPLE AND YOU CAN'T 1039 00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:19,417 EVEN GET A GUY WHO'S IN HIS OWN 1040 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,985 PRIME TO BE PRESIDENT. 1041 00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:24,388 ISN'T THAT INSANE? 1042 00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:24,655 [APPLAUSE] 1043 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,457 Bill: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT 1044 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:27,992 YOU CONSIDER PRIME, MOST 1045 00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:28,759 CIVILIZATIONS IN THE WORLD WOULD 1046 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,295 CONSIDER SOMEBODY THAT OLD A 1047 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,998 VILLAGE ELDER WHO WAS WISER THAN 1048 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,666 OTHER PEOPLE. 1049 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:38,202 TO SIT IN THE CORNER AND GIVE 1050 00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:39,637 ADVICE, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 1051 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,172 Bill: IT TAKES A LOT OF 1052 00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:45,009 ENERGY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 1053 00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:46,911 IT DOESN'T TAKE ALL THAT MUCH TO 1054 00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:47,612 BE PRESIDENT. 1055 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:48,946 THEY COME TO YOU AND SAY OH WISE 1056 00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:50,014 ONE YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALL WHAT DO 1057 00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:52,216 WE DO? 1058 00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:53,951 HE HASN'T DONE THAT BATTED SO 1059 00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:54,485 FAR! 1060 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,686 THERE'S A REASON WHY PEOPLE CLAP 1061 00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:56,954 WHEN YOU SAY HIS NAME IT'S NOT 1062 00:35:56,954 --> 00:35:59,590 JUST BECAUSE OF DONALD TRUMP, HE 1063 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:00,825 GOT THINGS DONE THAT OTHER 1064 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,392 PRESIDENTS IN THAT POSITION 1065 00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:03,694 WOULDN'T HAVE. 1066 00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:06,030 DIDN'T HE HANDLE UKRAINE OKAY? 1067 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,165 THAT'S ONE ISSUE I AGREE WITH 1068 00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:08,699 HIM ON ABSOLUTELY. 1069 00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:11,602 Bill: WHAT IS HE FUCKED UP 1070 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:17,642 HORRIBLY? 1071 00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:18,609 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1072 00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:19,977 HE HASN'T DEALT WITH THE 1073 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:20,912 BORDER ISSUE, HE HASN'T DEALT 1074 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:26,817 WITH THAT TWO >> Bill: HE CAP 1075 00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:27,885 TRUMPS TITLE 42 WHICH WAS THE 1076 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:28,553 LAW THAT SAID YOU CAN'T COME 1077 00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:31,622 ACROSS THE BORDER, WE ARE USING 1078 00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:34,225 COVID AS THE EXCUSE TO STOP THE 1079 00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:35,126 FLOW. 1080 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,527 YOU DON'T REALLY WANT HIM TO 1081 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,529 BUILD THE WALL, DO YOU? 1082 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,698 NOT PARTICULARLY BUT HE'S 1083 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,300 PUSHING ON THE CULTURAL STUFF, 1084 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:42,934 THE DEMOCRATS ONTINUING TO 1085 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,669 HAND IT TO THE BULK LEFT. 1086 00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:46,270 Bl: I DON'T LOVE THAT 1087 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:46,504 EITHER. 1088 00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,773 THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING AND 1089 00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:49,907 FROM MY PERSPECTIVE THESE THINGS 1090 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:52,410 ARE ANTITHETICAL TO THE ENTIRE 1091 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,378 POINT OF AMERICAN WESTERN 1092 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:57,648 CIVILIZATION. 1093 00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,850 [APPLAUSE] 1094 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:01,352 EXTENSIONS OF TRUNK POLICIES, 1095 00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:02,320 THAT IS THE BORDER WHICH IS A 1096 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,521 MESS UNDER DONALD TRUMP AND HE 1097 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:04,455 SAID HE WAS GOOD TO BUILD A WALL 1098 00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:05,756 CAN LIMIT SKILLSOING TO PAY 1099 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:08,693 FOR-- OPPOSITE THAT NEVER AND 1100 00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,661 SPENDING. 1101 00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:12,964 THE INFLATION WE'VE HAD IT'S 1102 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:14,699 BECAUSE PEOPLE IN THE LEFT AND 1103 00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,133 PEOPLE IN THE RIGHT TOO SAY 1104 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:19,103 INFLATION EVERYWHERE ALWAYS IS A 1105 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,606 MONETARY PHENOMENON AND WE 1106 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:22,673 PRINTED TOO MUCH MONEY. 1107 00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:24,342 THAT'S SOMETHING DONALD TRUMP 1108 00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:25,409 WAS A PART OF AN JOE BIDEN 1109 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,143 CONTINUED TO. 1110 00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:27,778 ALL THE THINGS I DON'T LIKE 1111 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:30,214 ABOUT HIM ARE ACTUALLY TRDS 1112 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:31,616 PARTISAN. 1113 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,384 THERE'S ONE MORE THING. 1114 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:34,852 YOU SAY HE HANDLE UKRAINE WELL 1115 00:37:34,852 --> 00:37:38,189 AND I AGREE WITH YOU. 1116 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:38,756 WHAT UKRAINE WOULDN'T HAVE 1117 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,257 HAPPENED IF HE WASN'T 1118 00:37:40,257 --> 00:37:40,791 PRESIDENTS. 1119 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:41,626 WHAT HAPPENED WITH AFGHANISTAN 1120 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:44,962 IS WHAT EMBOLDENED BOUDIN TO DO 1121 00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:45,162 THIS. 1122 00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:48,799 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 1123 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:49,734 Bill: YOU JUST PULLING THAT 1124 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:57,375 OUT OF YOUR ASS. 1125 00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:00,144 TO BE CLEAR, IT'S POSSIBLE. 1126 00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:01,212 IT'S POSSIBLE BOUDIN LOOKED AT 1127 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:02,113 AFGHANISTAN WHICH BY THE WAY AS 1128 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:06,584 YOU POINTED OUT, BOTH TRUMP AND 1129 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:07,885 BIDEN WANTED TO GET OUT OF 1130 00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:08,986 AFGHANISTAN, THAT WAS TRUMP'S 1131 00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:10,688 PLAN PUT IN THE MOTION, HE 1132 00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:12,590 INHERITED THAT ALMOST THE WAY 1133 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:13,057 KENNEDY INHERITED THE 1134 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:16,961 BAY OF PIGS-- OKAY. 1135 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,062 IT'S TRUE THAT MIGHT HAVE 1136 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:20,998 BEEN A THING BUT WE HAVE BEEN 1137 00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:21,632 APPEASING HIS EXPANSIONISM AND 1138 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:28,139 REVENGES HIM FOR A LONG TIME. 1139 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,776 DEN CRIMEA IN 2014. 1140 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:33,978 AS PART OF THE THING WE HAVELOW. 1141 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,814 THAT HAD TO HAPPEN UNDER 1142 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,549 OBAMA, THE SHIFT DIDN'T MAKE 1143 00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:39,483 AMERICA WEAKER ABROAD BECAUSE 1144 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:40,718 PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE IT 1145 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,153 DONALD TRUMP BUT THEY FEARED HIM 1146 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,554 AND RESPECTED HIM. 1147 00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:44,855 I WAS NEVER A SUPPORTER OF HIS 1148 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:47,525 OR A FAN OF HIS BUT WHAT 1149 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:48,592 HAPPENED IN AFGHANISTAN AND 1150 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:49,593 SIGNALING FROM AMERICA UNDER 1151 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:50,795 JOE BIDEN MADE AMERICA WEAKER IN 1152 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:51,996 THE EYES OF OTHER PEOPLE. 1153 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,764 WHY DO YOU THINK THERE'S A 1154 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:54,665 CRISIS WITH CHINA NOW? 1155 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,834 WHY IS THERE A CRISIS WITH 1156 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,602 UKRAE, THESE ARE NOT 1157 00:38:58,602 --> 00:38:58,936 ACCIDENTS. 1158 00:38:58,936 --> 00:38:59,937 PEOPLE LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING 1159 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:02,006 HERE, THE COUNTRY IS WEAK, 1160 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:02,673 DISTRACTED, DIVIDED COME IT'S 1161 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:06,377 TIME FOR US TO ACT. 1162 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:06,977 [APPLAUSE] 1163 00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:07,511 Bill: BUT ACTUALLY IT'S 1164 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,980 NOT, THAT'S THE THING. 1165 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,450 IF YOU WOULD'VE SAID TO ME FIVE 1166 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,785 YEARS AGO BEFORE COVID, DO YOU 1167 00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,320 THINK THIS COUNTRY WILL BE WHERE 1168 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,989 WE ARE RIGHT NOW AFTER THOSE TWO 1169 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:19,256 DISASTERS? 1170 00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:20,925 I WOULD'VE SAID NO, WE'RE GOING 1171 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:24,295 TO BE UP SHITS CREEK. 1172 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:26,797 LIFE GOES ON, AMAZINGLY WELL. 1173 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:29,767 THE ECONOMY-- WHAT IS 1174 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:30,167 UNEMPLOYMENT, 3%? 1175 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:30,868 I THOUGHT THAT WOULD TAKE US 1176 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,738 DOWN, I THOUGHT TRUMP WOULD TAKE 1177 00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:34,271 US DOWN. 1178 00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:35,539 I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD DO 1179 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,073 THINGS OTHER PEOPLE SAID I 1180 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:39,543 DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GOING TO GET 1181 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:40,678 US INTO A WAR I DIDN'T THINK HE 1182 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:41,812 WOULD GET US INTO A WAR I SAID 1183 00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:43,214 WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO IS TRY TO 1184 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,181 STAGE A COUP, THAT'S THE THING 1185 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:47,151 HE DID DO. 1186 00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:48,219 HE DIDN'T DO ALL THAT SHIT, LIFE 1187 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:52,189 WENT ON. 1188 00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:52,990 I FEEL LIKE AMERICA IS AMAZINGLY 1189 00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:58,729 RESILIENT AND STABLE. 1190 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:02,933 I AGREE BROADLY IN THE SENSE 1191 00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:04,168 THAT THERE IS THIS CATASTROPHIZE 1192 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:05,803 AND ABOUT AMERICA SINCE I 1193 00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:06,771 STARTED PAYING ATTENTION TO 1194 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:08,072 POLITICS, EVERY YEAR AND EVERY 1195 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,573 PARTY DOESN'T. 1196 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,977 THE THING YOU HAVE TO CORRECT IS 1197 00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:14,411 IN THAT SAME POLE IF ASKED IF 1198 00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:15,980 THE ECONOMY IS GOOD OR 1199 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:19,617 EXCELLENT, THE NUMBERS ARE 17 TO 1200 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:19,784 18%. 1201 00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:21,752 ITS PRICES AT THE PUMP, 1202 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:22,820 INFLATION, THINGS LIKE THAT. 1203 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,588 THAT HAS LOWERED BUT IT HAS NOT 1204 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,791 CLEARED THE DECKS AND THEY STILL 1205 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,259 BELIEVE IT'S A BIG DISASTER. 1206 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,960 JOE BIDEN INHERITED A 1207 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,495 TERRIBLE SITUATION ON THE 1208 00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:32,596 ECONOMY BUT YOU MISUNDERSTAND 1209 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:33,798 I'M NOT SAYING AMERICA ISN'T 1210 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:35,099 RESILIENT I'M JUST SAYING IT'S 1211 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,500 IMPORTANT THAT AMERICA CONTINUES 1212 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,003 TO BE A FORCE IN THE WORLD. 1213 00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:40,037 IT HASN'T BEEN IN THE WAY IT 1214 00:40:40,037 --> 00:40:41,972 OUGHT TO BE IN MY OPINION. 1215 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:42,973 Bill: YOU HAVE THE 1216 00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:44,608 PERSPECTIVE I THINK PEOPLE FROM 1217 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,977 YOUR COUNTRY, LOTS OF COUNTRIES 1218 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:48,179 HAVE HERE, THIS COUNTRY IS 1219 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:49,246 BETTER OFF THAN A LOT OF THE 1220 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:53,350 PEOPLE WHO ARE NATIVE TO IT WILL 1221 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:54,318 NOT ALLOW. 1222 00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:55,186 FOR SOME REASON THEY HAVE TO 1223 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,187 SHIT ON IT. 1224 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:57,388 WHEN I TALK TO IMMIGRANTS THAT 1225 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:58,422 IS THE ONE THING THEY DO NOT 1226 00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:00,991 LIKE ABOUT THE LEFT, THAT THEY 1227 00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:03,294 ARE ALWAYS DOWN ON THIS COUNTRY. 1228 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,062 WE ARE IRREDEEMABLE AND RACIST 1229 00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:06,263 AND EVERYTHING IS LOOKED THROUGH 1230 00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:10,401 A SHIP STAINED GLASS IS. 1231 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:11,535 ASKED THEM WHY THEY CAME HERE 1232 00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:13,504 AND THEY WILL TELL YOU, 1233 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:14,438 RON DeSANTIS PUT ME ON A 1234 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:16,674 PLANE-- THAT'S WHY. 1235 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:21,378 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 1236 00:41:21,378 --> 00:41:24,448 WHEN I SEE HOW MANY OF THE YOUNG 1237 00:41:24,448 --> 00:41:27,218 PEOPLE WANT TO GIVE SOCIALISM 1238 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:30,321 AND SOMETIMES MARXISM A TRY, I 1239 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,089 THINK ANDREW SULLIVAN PUT A 1240 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:33,224 GREAT COLUMN ON IT, HE SAID KARL 1241 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:37,895 MARX, THE MOST ASSIGNED 1242 00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:39,330 ECONOMIST AT THE TOP SCHOOLS IN 1243 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,564 THE THIRD MOST TAUGHT BOOK AND 1244 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:45,402 HE WAS A HUGE ASSHOLE. 1245 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:48,205 ANTI-SEMITE, JAY GUEVERA, 1246 00:41:48,205 --> 00:41:49,506 ANOTHER ONE THEY LOVE TO PUT ON 1247 00:41:49,506 --> 00:41:49,773 A SHIRT. 1248 00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:51,508 I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY WAYS 1249 00:41:51,508 --> 00:41:56,714 THIS GUY WAS A HUGE HOLE. 1250 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:59,583 HE WAS A VICIOUS MURDERER. 1251 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,085 Bill: HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN 1252 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,153 FREE SPEECH, HE HATED 1253 00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:07,024 HOMOSEXUALS, RACIST, RUINED THE 1254 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:07,791 CUBAN ECONOMY. 1255 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,460 BAND THE BEATLES. 1256 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,962 Bill: THAT'S GOING TOO FAR, 1257 00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:13,330 YOU BAND THE BEATLES. 1258 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:16,567 Bill: HE'S NOT CUBAN, HE'S 1259 00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:17,801 ARGENTINIAN, IMPERIALIST. 1260 00:42:17,801 --> 00:42:19,169 HE DIED IN BOLIVIA, TRY TO 1261 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:20,738 FOMENT A REVOLUTION THERE, 1262 00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,740 SUCCESSFULLY DID SO IN CUBA. 1263 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,842 WHEN PEOPLE WEAR THESE SHIRTS-- 1264 00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:26,577 WE POLICE LANGUAGE IN AN AMAZING 1265 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:27,544 WAY NOW THAT IF YOU SAY 1266 00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:28,145 SOMETHING THAT'S A LITTLE BIT 1267 00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:33,050 OFF THEY CAN FUCK UP YOUR CAREER 1268 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,084 FOREVER BUT THE SYMBOLS DON'T 1269 00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:34,451 MATTER AS MUCH. 1270 00:42:34,451 --> 00:42:37,388 USED TO BE A RESTAURANT IN L.A. 1271 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,759 CALL MAOIST KITCHEN. 1272 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:44,328 IT MIGHT BE STILL AROUND, THEY 1273 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:45,029 START 50 MILLION PEOPLE IS NOT 1274 00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:46,697 THE GREATEST NAME. 1275 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:49,967 THEY HAVE THESE CHE GUEVARA 1276 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:52,136 SHIRTS THEY DON'T KNOW THE FIRST 1277 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:52,870 THING ABOUT THIS GUY BUT THEY 1278 00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:53,871 WILL WRESTLE YOU TO THE GROUND 1279 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:58,342 IF YOU SAY THE WRONG SYLLABLE. 1280 00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:03,981 A CUBAN MASS MURDERER,-- YOU 1281 00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:06,383 CAN'T READ ANYTHING. 1282 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:07,484 YOU CAN ONLY READ CASTRO'S 1283 00:43:07,484 --> 00:43:10,554 SPEECHES BUT YOU ARE LITERATE. 1284 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:12,556 IT'S FUNNY YOU MENTIONED 1285 00:43:12,556 --> 00:43:13,290 RESTRICTION OF SPEECH AND 1286 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:14,591 POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, YOU GUYS 1287 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:17,461 KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM? 1288 00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:18,362 THE SOVIET UNION. 1289 00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:21,098 ANYTHING TO DO WITH PROTECTINGD 1290 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,132 PEOPLE'S FEELINGS OR ANYTHING 1291 00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:23,667 LIKE THAT IT WAS VERY SIMPLE. 1292 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,936 POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WAS THAT 1293 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,204 SIMPLE WAY OF SAYING TO PEOPLE 1294 00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:27,838 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS TRUE BUT 1295 00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:30,007 WE DON'T LIKE HEARING IT. 1296 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:32,409 THAT'S WHAT IT WAS, THAT'S HOW 1297 00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:35,112 IT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME, SOMEONE 1298 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:36,547 WHO COMES IN THE SOVIET UNION IS 1299 00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:37,214 MIND-BOGGLING AND YOU WERE 1300 00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:38,415 TALKING ABOUT WHY THIS IDEOLOGY 1301 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:39,817 IS SO DANGEROUS TO THE WEST IT'S 1302 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,118 BECAUSE PEOPLE IN OTHER PARTS OF 1303 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,519 THE WORLD ARE NOT TEACHING THEIR 1304 00:43:42,519 --> 00:43:43,988 YOUNG CHILDREN TO HATE THEIR OWN 1305 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:46,256 COUNTRY. 1306 00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:49,760 [APPLAUSE] 1307 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,296 IF YOU CONTINUE TO DO THIS, HOW 1308 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,898 IS THE WEST GOING TO DO IN THE 1309 00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:55,566 BATTLE OF CIVILIZATION? 1310 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:56,767 THAT'S WHAT WE ARE IN. 1311 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:58,202 THE CHINESE WANT TO THRIVE, THE 1312 00:43:58,202 --> 00:43:59,436 RUSSIANS WANT TO THRIVE AND THEY 1313 00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,405 ARE TEACHING THEIR CHILDREN TO 1314 00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:03,907 BE STRONG, CONFIDENT, TO LEARN 1315 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:05,709 SCIENCE INSTEAD OF EQUITY AND 1316 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:07,978 DIVERSITY. 1317 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:08,946 [LAUGHTER] 1318 00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:10,180 AND A BRIDGE DOESN'T WORK VERY 1319 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:11,482 WELL IF IT'S BUILT ON DIVERSITY 1320 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:16,186 INSTEAD OF MATH. 1321 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:16,653 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1322 00:44:16,653 --> 00:44:18,956 Bill: I'M WITH YOU ON ALL 1323 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:19,156 THAT. 1324 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,891 HE FOUND A TOPIC YOU AND I 1325 00:44:20,891 --> 00:44:21,358 AGREE ON. 1326 00:44:21,358 --> 00:44:23,727 Bill: WE'RE ON A LOT OF 1327 00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:25,162 STUFF LIKE THAT ABSOLUTELY. 1328 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:26,530 IT'S ANOTHER TRENDS PARTISAN 1329 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:28,866 THING YOU SEE THIS ON THE RIGHT 1330 00:44:28,866 --> 00:44:29,767 WITH PEOPLE, THEY SAY LOOK WHAT 1331 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:33,170 HE HAS DONE, THESE ARE VERY FAR 1332 00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:33,937 RIGHT WING PEOPLE AND THEY SAY 1333 00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:37,975 LOOK WHAT HE HAS DONE ON TRANS 1334 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:39,176 ISSUES, THEY DID THIS STUFF 1335 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,310 STUFF SPECIFICALLY THEY PUBLISH 1336 00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,712 IT IN A BIG WAY BECAUSE THEY PUT 1337 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:43,414 THE HOOK INTO PEOPLE ON THE 1338 00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:44,982 RIGHT IN AMERICA AND I LOVE THIS 1339 00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:46,383 STUFF, THE SAME THING WITH 1340 00:44:46,383 --> 00:44:47,818 VIKTOR ORBAN BECAUSE THEY WANT 1341 00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:48,786 TO CUT CORNERS. 1342 00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:51,188 THEY DON'T WANT TO WIN THE 1343 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:51,789 DEBATES, WINNING THE DEBATE IS 1344 00:44:51,789 --> 00:44:52,956 HARD IF YOU DO IT LEGISLATIVELY 1345 00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:54,224 AND SO MANY PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT 1346 00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:57,127 WANT TO DO THAT NOW WITH SPEECH 1347 00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:58,529 AND BOOKS, ET CETERA, WINNING ON 1348 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,931 THE MERITS IS VERY, VERY 1349 00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:02,466 DIFFICULT. 1350 00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:04,334 BUT IF YOU GET THE GOVERNMENT 1351 00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:06,136 INVOLVED A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT 1352 00:45:06,136 --> 00:45:06,804 USED TO BE MAINSTREAM 1353 00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:11,608 CONSERVATIVES NOW BELIEVE THAT. 1354 00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:13,143 Bill: BEFORE I RUN OUT OF 1355 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:14,545 TIME I WANT TO ASK ONE MORE 1356 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,613 QUESTION ABOUT THE FOX NEWS 1357 00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:17,714 THING. 1358 00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:19,249 IS NOT REALLY ABOUT THAT, IT'S 1359 00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:22,619 ABOUT TUCKER CARLSON'S TWEETS. 1360 00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:26,657 THAT'S MY FREUDIAN SLIP THERE. 1361 00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:28,358 TEXTS REALLY ARE TWEETS NOW, 1362 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:30,961 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A FAMOUS 1363 00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:32,396 PERSON, EVERYBODY IS ONE 1364 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:32,996 DISCOVERY IN A TRIAL AWAY FROM 1365 00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:38,335 A TEXT TO SOMEBODY PUT INYTHING 1366 00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:38,902 PUBLIC. 1367 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:39,903 WHY DOES A GUY LIKE TUCKER 1368 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,240 CARLSON DO THAT? 1369 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,909 I HAVEN'T FOR YEARS EVER SAID 1370 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:50,180 ANYTHING TO ANYBODY. 1371 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,448 WE ALL TALK SHOULD ABOUT 1372 00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:51,915 PEOPLE. 1373 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,650 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT IN AN 1374 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:56,220 EMAIL OR A TEXT. 1375 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,889 WILL NOT GO OUT TO DINNER. 1376 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:04,895 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1377 00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:07,631 DON'T SIT IN THERE, THEY WILL 1378 00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:08,298 BE FUCKING RECORDING. 1379 00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:08,999 Bill: I HAVE A DINNER AT 1380 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:14,771 MAO'S KITCHEN TONIGHT. 1381 00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:15,506 [LAUGHTER] 1382 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:18,008 ALSO EMAIL, HOW CAN YOU GO TO 1383 00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:18,375 PEOPLE'S EMAILS? 1384 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,345 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, WHY 1385 00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:22,012 ISN'T EMAIL LIKE A MALE? 1386 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:23,247 OF THE COMPANY IS SUING ME CAN 1387 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:24,081 THEY CALL ME UP AND SAY WE ARE 1388 00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:27,384 GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND 1389 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:29,219 GO INTO YOUR DRAWER AND READ 1390 00:46:29,219 --> 00:46:29,820 YOUR LETTERS AND PRINT THEM-- 1391 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,723 YOU CAN DO THAT. 1392 00:46:32,723 --> 00:46:34,057 MAIL IS SACROSANCT BUT EMAIL-- 1393 00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:35,058 I KNOW IT'S VERY MUCH LIKE MAIL 1394 00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:39,363 BECAUSE IT HAS AN E IN FRONT OF 1395 00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:41,765 IT, SOMEHOW THAT'S OKAY, I DON'T 1396 00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:42,299 GET IT. 1397 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:44,768 I THINK IT SPEAKS TO THE 1398 00:46:44,768 --> 00:46:45,736 PROBLEM OF IT IT COMPLETELY LOST 1399 00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:47,304 SIGHT OF WHAT WORDS ARE AND WE 1400 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,573 DO CONCEPTUALIZE EVERYTHING. 1401 00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:51,008 IF YOU SAID SOMETHING IN YOUR 1402 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:51,775 PRIVATE MESSAGES IT'S DIFFERENT 1403 00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:53,210 FROM YOU SAYING IT IN PUBLIC. 1404 00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:55,479 WE ALL SAY THINGS IN PRIVATE 1405 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,881 THAT WENT AIR WELL ON TV. 1406 00:46:57,881 --> 00:46:59,283 WHY ARE WE JUDGING PEOPLE ON 1407 00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:01,151 PRIVATE COMMUNICATIONS? 1408 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,320 WHEN THEY WERE NOT MADE IN 1409 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,490 PUBLIC. 1410 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,525 I'M OF BELIEF IF YOU'RE USING 1411 00:47:08,525 --> 00:47:09,560 MESSAGES IN YOUR EMAILS AND 1412 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,761 SOMEONE PICKS UP YOUR STUFF FROM 1413 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,095 20 YEARS AGO-- MOTHER TERESA 1414 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:16,366 WOULDN'T SURVIVE THAT. 1415 00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:18,235 WE'VE GOT TO CUT THIS SHIT OUT. 1416 00:47:18,235 --> 00:47:19,336 Bill: WE HAVE TO CUT THIS 1417 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:22,773 OUT RIGHT NOW, BUT NEW RULES 1418 00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:25,342 RIGHT NOW, EVERYBODY-- NEW 1419 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:29,413 RULES! 1420 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:30,347 NEW RULE: NOW THAT KING CHARLES 1421 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:31,548 HAS CHOSEN THIS "CORONATION 1422 00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:32,616 QUICHE" TO SERVE GUESTS ON HIS 1423 00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:33,650 BIG DAY. 1424 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:38,088 HE HAS TO EXPLAIN WHY QUICHE. 1425 00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:40,490 IS IT A '70S THEME CORONATION? 1426 00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:42,326 I WASN'T EXPECTING NAKED SUSHI 1427 00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:43,393 AND A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, BUT 1428 00:47:43,393 --> 00:47:44,428 NOBODY'S EATEN QUICHE SINCE 1429 00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:52,502 1987. 1430 00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:53,003 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1431 00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:53,737 BESIDES, IT'S FRENCH, ISN'T 1432 00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:54,438 THERE ANY GOOD ENGLISH FOOD HE 1433 00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,206 COULD SERVE? 1434 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:56,773 OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, THERE 1435 00:47:56,773 --> 00:48:04,448 ISN'T. 1436 00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:05,082 [LAUGHTER] 1437 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:08,185 THAT'S GOTTEN BETTER. 1438 00:48:08,185 --> 00:48:08,885 NEW RULE: LOVERS IN OLD MOVIES 1439 00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:09,519 HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT WAS HOT 1440 00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:10,354 ABOUT PRESSING YOUR HEAD AGAINST 1441 00:48:10,354 --> 00:48:12,589 THE SIDE OF SOMEONE'S HEAD. 1442 00:48:12,589 --> 00:48:13,190 SIDE BOOB CAN BE KIND OF SEXY, 1443 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:17,261 BUT SIDE-FACE? 1444 00:48:17,261 --> 00:48:18,428 WHAT AM I MISSING, BECAUSE 1445 00:48:18,428 --> 00:48:26,236 CLEARLY THIS GUY JUST CAME. 1446 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,005 [LAUGHTER] 1447 00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:29,339 I'M NOT JUDGING. 1448 00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:30,207 I'M JUST SAYING, THERE ARE 1449 00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:31,008 FREAKIER THINGS IN THE WORLD 1450 00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:38,315 THAN DRINKING BUD LIGHT. 1451 00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:39,249 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1452 00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:41,918 NEW RULE: IF ESTÉE LAUDER WANTS 1453 00:48:41,918 --> 00:48:43,553 250 BUCKS A JAR FOR LA MER SKIN 1454 00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:44,688 CREAM, THEY HAVE TO MAKE A LABEL 1455 00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:45,689 WHERE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S 1456 00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:53,630 CALLED "LAMER." 1457 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:57,200 [LAUGHTER] 1458 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:57,668 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1459 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:58,435 ONE, IT'S A JAR OF WAX AND TWO, 1460 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:00,003 THE FRENCH NAME IS MISLEADING 1461 00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:00,904 BECAUSE; ESTÉE LAUDER WAS FROM 1462 00:49:00,904 --> 00:49:06,009 QUEENS. 1463 00:49:06,009 --> 00:49:06,843 BIRTHPLACE OF YOUTHFUL AND 1464 00:49:06,843 --> 00:49:12,349 NATURAL LOOKING SKIN. 1465 00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:15,719 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 1466 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,087 NEW RULE: THE MAKERS OF "NO HAIR 1467 00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:18,555 CREW," A DEPILATORY GEL FOR MEN, 1468 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:20,090 NEED A BETTER SLOGAN THAN "HAIR 1469 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:30,634 REMOVAL CREAM ON MY NUTS? 1470 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:31,702 "THAT'S REAL. 1471 00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:32,502 IT'S LIKE IF THE SLOGAN FOR 1472 00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:37,708 EX-LAX WAS "I SHIT YOU NOT." 1473 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,875 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 1474 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,143 NEW RULE: NOW THAT A JAPANESE 1475 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,111 HIGH TECH COMPANY'S LUNAR LANDER 1476 00:49:41,111 --> 00:49:42,112 HAS CRASHED UPON ITS DESCENT TO 1477 00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:43,814 THE MOON'S SURFACE, DON'T KILL 1478 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,149 YOURSELF OVER IT. 1479 00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:49,453 FAILURE IS A NECESSARY PART OF 1480 00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:50,087 PROGRESS, AND ALL THIS MEANS IS 1481 00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:51,355 YOU'RE A TRUE PIONEER BRAVE 1482 00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:52,255 ENOUGH TO TAKE BIG RISKS TO 1483 00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:54,424 BENEFIT MANKIND. 1484 00:49:54,424 --> 00:49:55,425 AND HEY, YOU'RE STILL THE 1485 00:49:55,425 --> 00:49:56,193 WORLD'S LEADER IN FUCKABLE 1486 00:49:56,193 --> 00:50:02,933 ROBOTS. 1487 00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:04,134 [LAUGHTER] 1488 00:50:04,134 --> 00:50:04,601 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1489 00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:05,135 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1490 00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:06,236 STOP MAKING EVERYTHING IN THE 1491 00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:07,637 WORLD ABOUT A "WIN" FOR YOUR 1492 00:50:07,637 --> 00:50:08,505 TEAM VERSUS A "WIN" FOR THEIR 1493 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,140 TEAM. 1494 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:12,008 YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH 1495 00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:13,143 AMERICAN POLITICS? 1496 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:14,211 IT'S THAT IF BIDEN SUPPORTS 1497 00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:15,245 UKRAINE, FOXNEWS HAS TO ROOT FOR 1498 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:19,182 PUTIN. 1499 00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:19,750 IF TRUMP SAYS CHINA IS 1500 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:22,552 RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COVID VIRUS 1501 00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:23,520 - WHICH IT IS-- DEMOCRATS HAVE 1502 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,388 TO DEFEND A MARXIST PRISON 1503 00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:25,589 STATE. 1504 00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:26,957 THIS IS THE PROBLEM: ALWAYS 1505 00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:28,258 PLAYING THE CARD OF YOUR TEAM 1506 00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:29,259 INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING WHAT'S 1507 00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:30,927 TRUE. 1508 00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:31,928 WHICH BRINGS ME TO DIANNE 1509 00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,930 FEINSTEIN. 1510 00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:35,532 IF YOU'RE A NEWBIE TO AMERICAN 1511 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,767 POLITICS, DIANNE FEINSTEIN IS 1512 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,802 THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM 1513 00:50:38,802 --> 00:50:39,469 CALIFORNIA-- A LITTLE TOO 1514 00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:47,978 SENIOR. 1515 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:50,914 [LAUGHTER] 1516 00:50:50,914 --> 00:50:51,181 [APPLAUSE] 1517 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:51,681 AND FOR QUITE SOME TIME, 1518 00:50:51,681 --> 00:50:52,382 DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN PRETENDING 1519 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:53,450 THAT SHE'S JUST FINE, WHEN, IN 1520 00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:54,918 FACT, SHE IS COGNITIVELY 1521 00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:56,119 IMPAIRED-- THE WAY REPUBLICANS 1522 00:50:56,119 --> 00:51:03,994 DO WITH MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE. 1523 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:06,163 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 1524 00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:07,464 BUT MARJORIE HAS NO GOOD EXCUSE 1525 00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:13,470 FOR THE GERANIUM IN HER CRANIUM, 1526 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:13,737 [LAUGHTER] 1527 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:14,838 WHEREAS DIANNE FEINSTEIN HAS A 1528 00:51:14,838 --> 00:51:16,072 VERY GOOD ONE-- SHE'S ABOUT TO 1529 00:51:16,072 --> 00:51:17,741 TURN 90. 1530 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,042 NOW, I HAVE MADE IT A THEME ON 1531 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:22,345 THIS SHOW TO POINT OUT HOW WRONG 1532 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:23,647 IT IS THAT AGE-ISM REMAINS THE 1533 00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:26,316 LAST ACCEPTABLE PREJUDICE IN 1534 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:27,551 AMERICA, AND I'VE LOBBIED 1535 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:29,119 INTENSELY FOR THE IDEA THAT IN 1536 00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:30,220 THE UPPER YEARS OF LIFE, IT'S A 1537 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:31,822 CASE-BY-CASE BASIS. 1538 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:34,658 WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS. 1539 00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:36,193 BARBRA STREISAND, DOLLY PARTON, 1540 00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:38,161 JANE FONDA, LILY TOMLIN, RITA 1541 00:51:38,161 --> 00:51:40,730 MORENO, SALLY FIELD, DIANE 1542 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:41,865 KEATON-- THEY'RE ALL SHARP AS A 1543 00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:42,799 TACK AND STILL MAKING MOVIES AND 1544 00:51:42,799 --> 00:51:44,835 MUSIC. 1545 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:45,569 LESLIE STAHL IS STILL BRINGING 1546 00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:47,637 IT ON 60 MINUTES. 1547 00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:55,779 JOYCE CAROL OATES WRITES A NOVEL 1548 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,482 EVERY TWO WEEKS, 1549 00:51:58,482 --> 00:51:58,748 [APPLAUSE] 1550 00:51:58,748 --> 00:51:59,182 AND CAROL 1551 00:51:59,182 --> 00:51:59,883 BURNETT KEEPS DROPPING SEX 1552 00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:06,590 TAPES. 1553 00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:08,959 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1554 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:09,526 AND CAROL 1555 00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:16,833 BURNETT KEEPS DROPPING SEX 1556 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:17,567 BUT CASE BY CASE WORKS THE OTHER 1557 00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:18,502 WAY TOO. 1558 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:19,269 OF COURSE NO ONE LIKES TO 1559 00:52:19,269 --> 00:52:20,203 CONFRONT THE REALITIES OF AGING. 1560 00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:21,438 BUT THE NEW YORK TIMES SAYS 1561 00:52:21,438 --> 00:52:25,275 FEINSTEIN "STRUGGLES TO RECALL 1562 00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:26,009 THE NAMES OF COLLEAGUES, 1563 00:52:26,009 --> 00:52:28,778 FREQUENTLY HAS LITTLE 1564 00:52:28,778 --> 00:52:29,546 RECOLLECTION OF MEETINGS OR 1565 00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:30,213 TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS, AND AT 1566 00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:31,147 TIMES WALKS AROUND IN A STATE OF 1567 00:52:31,147 --> 00:52:31,915 BEFUDDLEMENT." 1568 00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:34,017 IF YOU ASK HER WHAT TO DO ABOUT 1569 00:52:34,017 --> 00:52:35,051 THE HOMELESS PROBLEM, HER ANSWER 1570 00:52:35,051 --> 00:52:40,457 IS "I'M BATMAN." 1571 00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:40,924 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1572 00:52:40,924 --> 00:52:41,525 I DON'T WANT TO SAY SHE'S BEEN 1573 00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:42,125 IN THE SENATE A LONG TIME BUT 1574 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:42,959 HER FIRST VOTE WAS WHETHER OR 1575 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:53,937 NOT TO STAB CAESAR. 1576 00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:54,404 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1577 00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:55,138 AND THE THING IS, IT'S NOT JUST 1578 00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:56,406 THAT SHE'S MENTALLY NOT ALL 1579 00:52:56,406 --> 00:52:57,207 THERE-- SHE'S LITERALLY NOT 1580 00:52:57,207 --> 00:52:58,475 THERE-- HASN'T BEEN SINCE 1581 00:52:58,475 --> 00:53:00,644 FEBRUARY. 1582 00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:07,284 SHE'S MISSED 78 VOTES IN THE 1583 00:53:07,284 --> 00:53:08,084 NATE THIS YEAR, OUT OF [TBD] 1584 00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:08,785 AND THE SENATE ISN'T A PLACE 1585 00:53:08,785 --> 00:53:09,352 WHERE IT'S OKAY TO HAVE SOME 1586 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:10,020 NICE BUT ADDLED PERSON MAKING 1587 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:10,687 KEY DECISIONS. 1588 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:11,288 THAT'S FINE FOR THE VATICAN OR 1589 00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:14,958 SANTA'S WORKSHOP, BUT THE 1590 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:16,560 DEMOCRATS IN THE SENATE DON'T 1591 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,894 HAVE THE LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO 1592 00:53:17,894 --> 00:53:20,497 SPARE EVEN ONE VOTE. 1593 00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:21,565 BECAUSE OF FEINSTEIN'S ABSENCE 1594 00:53:21,565 --> 00:53:23,600 THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE 1595 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,935 CAN'T CLEAR A BACKLOG OF 1596 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:26,803 BIDEN-APPOINTED JUDGES-- MANY 1597 00:53:26,803 --> 00:53:29,372 OF WHOM ARE WOMEN. 1598 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:30,607 AND YET, MANY OF THE LEADING 1599 00:53:30,607 --> 00:53:31,808 FEMALE VOICES IN THE DEMOCRATIC 1600 00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:33,577 PARTY INSIST ON PLAYING AN 1601 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:35,312 OUTDATED WOMAN CARD HERE, AND 1602 00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:37,213 ARE LABELING THE CALLS FOR 1603 00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:40,216 FEINSTEIN TO RESIGN AS SEXIST. 1604 00:53:40,216 --> 00:53:41,484 SENATOR KRISTIN GILLIBRAND SAYS 1605 00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:43,086 "THE STANDARD FEINSTEIN IS BEING 1606 00:53:43,086 --> 00:53:44,154 HELD TO IS UNACCEPTABLE AND 1607 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:46,489 UNPRECEDENTED." 1608 00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:47,290 SHE'S NOT BEING HELD TO ANY 1609 00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:48,258 STANDARD. 1610 00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:54,230 SHE'S NOT THERE. 1611 00:53:54,230 --> 00:53:56,733 SENATOR DEBBIE STABENOW SAYS: 1612 00:53:56,733 --> 00:53:57,667 "WE HAVE MALE MEMBERS THAT HAVE 1613 00:53:57,667 --> 00:53:58,668 VARIOUS CHALLENGES, AND I'M NOT 1614 00:53:58,668 --> 00:53:59,936 HEARING ANYBODY SUGGESTING THAT 1615 00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:01,605 THEY RETIRE." 1616 00:54:01,605 --> 00:54:03,406 IT'S NOT ACHALLENGE." 1617 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:11,247 SHE'S NOT IN THE BUILDING. 1618 00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:13,149 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1619 00:54:13,149 --> 00:54:15,218 SHE'S LIKE A MALAYSIAN AIRLINER. 1620 00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:23,593 IT'S NOT CHALLENGED, IT'S GONE. 1621 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:23,860 [LAUGHTER] 1622 00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:24,561 AND AS FOR "I'M NOT HEARING 1623 00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:25,795 ANYBODY SUGGESTING THAT THEY 1624 00:54:25,795 --> 00:54:26,863 RETIRE"-- A MAJORITY OF 1625 00:54:26,863 --> 00:54:27,697 DEMOCRATS SAY JOE BIDEN SHOULD 1626 00:54:27,697 --> 00:54:31,601 RETIRE! 1627 00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:33,036 AND YET NANCY PELOSI SAID "I'VE 1628 00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:34,571 NEVER SEEN THEM GO AFTER A MAN 1629 00:54:34,571 --> 00:54:35,271 WHO WAS SICK IN THE SENATE IN 1630 00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:36,873 THAT WAY." 1631 00:54:36,873 --> 00:54:39,976 REALLY? 1632 00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:40,710 ARE DIANNE FEINSTEIN'S MEMORY 1633 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:44,414 PROBLEMS CONTAGIOUS? 1634 00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:46,816 THERE WERE MANY CALLS FOR STROM 1635 00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:48,251 THURMOND AND ROBERT BYRD TO 1636 00:54:48,251 --> 00:54:49,519 RETIRE. 1637 00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:51,421 CHUCK GRASSLEY GETS DEMANDS TO 1638 00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:58,061 RETIRE MORE OFTEN THAN HE PEES. 1639 00:54:58,061 --> 00:54:59,129 L.A. CONGRESSWOMAN NORMA TORRES 1640 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,296 TWEETED ABOUT SENATOR FEINSTEIN 1641 00:55:00,296 --> 00:55:01,931 "WHEN WOMEN AGE OR GET SICK, THE 1642 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:02,966 MEN ARE QUICK TO PUSH THEM 1643 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,134 ASIDE. 1644 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,468 WHEN MEN A OR GET SICK, THEY 1645 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,604 GET A PROMOTION." 1646 00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:09,973 NO, THEY DON'T. 1647 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,341 THERE ARE CERTAINLY SOME 1648 00:55:11,341 --> 00:55:12,275 ADVANTAGES TO BEING A MAN, LIKE 1649 00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:21,584 OUR RAZORS ARE CHEAPER. 1650 00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:23,219 [LAUGHTER] 1651 00:55:23,219 --> 00:55:23,486 [APPLAUSE] 1652 00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:24,087 BUT YOU DON'T GET PROMOTED FOR 1653 00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:25,789 BEING SICK. 1654 00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:27,023 NO BOSHAS EVER CALLED ANYONE 1655 00:55:27,023 --> 00:55:28,358 IN AND SAID, "I LIKE THE SOUND 1656 00:55:28,358 --> 00:55:31,628 OF THAT COUGH, BOB. 1657 00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:32,429 HOW DOES REGNAL MANAGER 1658 00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:37,434 SOUND?" 1659 00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:37,701 [LAUGHTER] 1660 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:38,668 IN 2023, THE IDEA THAT BEING 1661 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:40,770 WHITE AND MALE IS ALWAYS A HUGE 1662 00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:42,372 ADVANTAGE AND THAT BEING A 1663 00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:43,707 PERSON OF COLOR OR A WOMAN MEANS 1664 00:55:43,707 --> 00:55:45,475 EVERYONE IS ALWAYS PLOTTING 1665 00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:46,342 AGAINST YOU IS SIMPLY A ZOMBIE 1666 00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:52,515 LIE. 1667 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,183 [APPLAUSE] 1668 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,651 LET'S LIVE IN THYEAR WE'RE 1669 00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:56,086 ACTUALLY LIVING IN. 1670 00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:58,254 STOP TRYING TO TURN DEFENDING 1671 00:55:58,254 --> 00:55:59,556 DIANNE FEINSTEIN INTO A FEMINIST 1672 00:55:59,556 --> 00:56:00,990 CRUSADE. 1673 00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:02,859 THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE SENAT'S 1674 00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:11,501 PLUMBING: IT'S ABOUT HER WIRING. 1675 00:56:11,501 --> 00:56:11,768 [LAUGHTER] 1676 00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:12,502 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TOO FAR 1677 00:56:12,502 --> 00:56:13,903 BACK TO RECALL ANOTHER 1678 00:56:13,903 --> 00:56:14,771 TRAILBLAZING FEMINIST ICON WHO 1679 00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:17,407 STAYED TOO LONG. 1680 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:18,808 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY 1681 00:56:18,808 --> 00:56:20,210 ANYTHING BAD ABOUT RUTH BADER 1682 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:28,651 GINSBURG, BUT THE TRUTH IS, ROE 1683 00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:29,619 VS. WADE GOT OVERTURNED BECAUSE 1684 00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:33,590 OF HER EGO. 1685 00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:33,857 [APPLAUSE] 1686 00:56:33,857 --> 00:56:34,557 IN013, PRESIDENT OBAMA INVITED 1687 00:56:34,557 --> 00:56:35,658 RBG TO HAVE LUNCH AT THE WHITE 1688 00:56:35,658 --> 00:56:36,893 HOUSE AND CASUALLY SAY, HEY, 1689 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:39,395 EVER THINK OF SPENDING MORE TIME 1690 00:56:39,395 --> 00:56:43,433 WITHHE GRANDKIDS? 1691 00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:45,235 SHE WAS 80 AT THE TIME, FRAIL, 1692 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:48,972 AND ALREADY A TWO-TIME CANCER 1693 00:56:48,972 --> 00:56:50,673 SURVIVOR, AND NO LIFE INSURANCE 1694 00:56:50,673 --> 00:56:53,977 COMPANY WOULD RETURN HER CALLS. 1695 00:56:53,977 --> 00:56:55,278 BUT SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE HINT, 1696 00:56:55,278 --> 00:56:55,545 [LAUGHTER] 1697 00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:56,479 AND WHEN, IN FACT, SHE DIDN'T 1698 00:56:56,479 --> 00:56:58,248 LIVE FOREVER, IT MEANT THAT 1699 00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,482 TRUMP APPOINTED HER REPLACEMENT 1700 00:56:59,482 --> 00:57:01,518 INSTEAD OF OBAMA, WHICH TURNED 1701 00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:02,652 OUT TO BE AMY CONEY 1702 00:57:02,652 --> 00:57:08,191 SNAKEHANDLER. 1703 00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:08,691 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1704 00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:09,459 AND THAT TURNED OUT TO BE, TO 1705 00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:10,627 SAY THE LEAST, COUNTERPRODUCTIVE 1706 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:11,327 TO WHAT RBG FOUGHT HER WHOLE 1707 00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:13,963 LIFE FOR. 1708 00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:15,098 TURNS OUT THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF 1709 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,366 DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOU GO GIRL" 1710 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:24,307 AND "GIRL, YOU GOTTA GO." 1711 00:57:24,307 --> 00:57:24,941 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 1712 00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:25,809 WITH AGE COMES WISDOM-- BUT 1713 00:57:25,809 --> 00:57:28,011 ONLY IF YOU CAN REMEMBER IT. 1714 00:57:28,011 --> 00:57:29,112 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1715 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,815 I'LL BE AT MGM NORTHFIELD PARK 1716 00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:32,782 IN CLEVELAND, MAY 20TH, WIND 1717 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:33,850 CREEK EVENT CENTER IN BETHLEHEM, 1718 00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:36,753 PA, JUNE 4TH, AND WATCH THE CLUB 1719 00:57:36,753 --> 00:57:37,987 RANDOM PODCAST ON YOUTUBE, OR 1720 00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:38,555 LISTEN WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR 1721 00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:40,490 PODCASTS. 1722 00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:41,691 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS 1723 00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:42,659 MICHAEL MOYNIHAN, KONSTANTIN 1724 00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:44,294 KISIN AND ELON MUSK. 1725 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,262 NOW GO WATCH OVERTIME ON "CNN 1726 00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:47,130 TONIGHT" AT 11:30, OR CATCH IT 1727 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,231 SATURDAY MORNING ON YOUTUBE. 1728 00:57:48,231 --> 00:57:53,102 GOODNIGHT! 1729 00:57:53,102 --> 00:57:53,469 THANK YOU FOLKS! 1730 00:57:53,469 --> 00:57:53,937 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1731 00:57:53,937 --> 00:58:24,400 ♪ ♪ 1732 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,501 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]