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>> START THE CLOCK.

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>> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU

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VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.

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PLEASE SIT DOWN, WELCOME TO

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MUTUAL OF OMAHA'S WILD KINGDOM.

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YOU SOUND LIKE A BEAUTIFUL CROWD

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AND WE ARE GOING TO BE DOING

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SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT

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TODAY, WE ARE TAPING THE SHOW

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FOR MY BACKYARD WHERE I HAVE A

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BAR.

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WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

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IT'S MY HOUSE, I HAVE A BAR.

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WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO SEE HERE,

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A CHILD'S PLAYPEN?

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I TELL YOU, IS THIS WHAT IT'S

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COME TO?

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I'M GOING TO BE SHOT AT AN

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IPHONE, I FEEL LIKE AN ENTREE

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AT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

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I WANT TO GO OUT BUT GAVIN

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NEWSOM SAYS I'M GROUNDED.

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AND I AM GROUNDED AND I HAVE THE

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BLUE BALLS TO PROVE IT, BUT I'M

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TELLING YOU, I AM PRACTICING

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EVERY SAFE DIRECTIVE THEY SAY I

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SHOULD.

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I MAKE SURE I USE DISINFECTANT

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ON EVERY SURFACE THAT HAS AT

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LEAST 60% ALCOHOL, LIKE A

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JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO.

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I STAY 6 FEET AWAY FROM

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STRANGERS, EIGHT FROM CHARLIE

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SHEEN.

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AND I TELL YOU, THIS ISN'T A BAD

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IDEA, STAYING 6 FEET AWAY FROM

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PEOPLE.

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I SAY NEXT WE TRY IT WITH CARS.

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FOR LOS ANGELES PEOPLE, THE

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WORST PART ABOUT THIS IS SEEING

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THAT THE HIGHWAYS ARE COMPLETELY

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EMPTY, BUT THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO

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GO.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT PORN

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AT HOME, I'M LOOKING AT PHOTOS

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OF THE 405 WITH NO CARS ON THEM.

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IT IS GETTING A LITTLE GRIM

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AROUND HERE, YESTERDAY THE

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HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY WAS WIPING

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DOWN THE MAILMAN.

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MY STALKER IS WORKING FROM HOME.

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BUT THANK YOU, JESUS, I HAVE NO

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SYMPTOMS UNLESS YOU COUNT

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SHITTING MY PANTS EVERY TIME

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TRUMP TALKS.

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I TELL YOU, I'M STARTING TO

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WONDER IF HE'S REALLY A DOCTOR.

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THE OTHER DAY A REPORTER ASKED

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HIM ABOUT SOUTH KOREA, WHY THEY

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ARE DOING BETTER THAN WE ARE AND

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HE SAID "I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT

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SOUTH KOREA, YOU KNOW HOW MANY

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PEOPLE TO ART IN SEOUL,

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SOUTH KOREA?

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38 MILLION."

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OKAY, THERE'S 10 MILLION PEOPLE

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IN SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA.

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IF TRUMP PLAYED CELEBRITY

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JEOPARDY, CANCER WOULD GO

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BANKRUPT.

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HE DOES THIS THING EVERY DAY

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WERE HE'S BRAGGING ABOUT HIS

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RATINGS.

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"I HAVE BETTER RATINGS THAN

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MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL."

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YES, BECAUSE YOUR VIEWERS AREN'T

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ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE!

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WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GOING TO DO,

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READ?

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YOU'RE SAYING, MR. PRESIDENT,

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EVERY DAY INFORMATION THAT

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PEOPLE NEED THAT COULD BE

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INSTRUMENTAL TO SAVING THEIR

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LIFE.

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ANYTHING LESS THAN 100 SHARE

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MEANS PEOPLE HATE YOU MORE THAN

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LOOK, WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH

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THIS, WE ARE.

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STRESS?

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IT'S THE WORST THING FOR YOUR

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IMMUNE SYSTEM.

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TRY TO THINK A LITTLE POSITIVE,

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THINK OF ALL THE CELEBRITIES WHO

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HAVE THIS, PRINCE CHARLES,

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TOM HANKS, JACKSON BROWNE, CHRIS

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CUOMO, KEVIN DURANT -- ANYBODY

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WHO'S ANYBODY IS GETTING IT.

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TOM HANKS, OF COURSE WAS SO

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CLASSY WHEN HE GOT IT, HE SAID

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"IT'S AN HONOR JUST TO BE

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CONTAMINATED."

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AND IN THE MOVIE WHO CURES

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TOM HANKS WILL BE PLAYED BY

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TOM HANKS.

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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, IT'S A

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LITTLE DIFFERENT SHOW, WE HAVE

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FIVE GREAT GUESTS.

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WILLIE NELSON, SETH

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MacFARLANE, MAX BROOKS, L.A.

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MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI, AND

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SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, ALL OF

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WHOM I SPOKE TO ONE ON ONE

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YESTERDAY -- LET'S GET RIGHT TO

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MY FIRST GUEST FROM MY HOUSE IS

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THE DEMOCRATIC MAYOR OF

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LOS ANGELES AND BOY, AM I GLAD

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WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

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PLEASE WELCOME MAYOR ERIC

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GARCETTI, THEY ARE CLAPPING AT

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HOME I'M SURE FOR YOU.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE

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WITH ME TODAY OR REMOTELY WITH

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ME TODAY, I WANTED TO HAVE YOU

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ON THE SHOW FOR A LONG TIME.

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I WISH IT COULD BE UNDER HAPPIER

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CIRCUMSTANCES BUT I GUESS THE

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GOOD NEWS FOR LOS ANGELES AS YOU

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ARE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GIVE A

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STAY AT HOME ORDER AND THAT

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SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED.

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BECAUSE WE WERE FIRST DOING

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THAT, MIGHT WE BE ONE OF THE

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FIRST TO END AT?

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>> I'VE SAID THE MORE QUICKLY

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THIS WILL LAST AND THE SLOWER

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WILL LAST.

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IT COULD BE, BUT WE ALSO WERE

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NOT AS FAR INTO THE INFECTION AS

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OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY LIKE

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ON THE EAST COAST.

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IT REMAINS TO BE SEEN, WE ARE

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ABOUT 14-17 DAYS BEHIND OUR

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CALENDAR OF WHERE NEW YORK IS.

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WE IMPLEMENTED THESE THINGS

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EARLIER SO I'M HOPING THROUGHOUT

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CALIFORNIA, THE FIRST DATE DOING

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THIS, WE WILL BE ABLE TO GET

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BACK TO WORK AND OUT OF THE CAVE

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AS IT WERE BUT WE ARE GOING TO

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WAIT FOR PUBLIC HEALTH

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PROFESSIONALS TO TELL US AND WE

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>> Bill: AS OUR CIVIC VICE

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PRINCIPAL ON THIS, WHAT SORT OF

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GRADE WOULD YOU GIVE ANGELENOS

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FOR FOLLOWING THE ORDER?

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>> I WOULD SAY IT'S A SOLID B

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RIGHT NOW BUT WE GOT IN A IN ONE

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OF THESE GROUPS WHO GRADES HOW

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FAR ARE CELL PHONES MOVE, IF

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PEOPLE ARE SNAKING OUT THERE AT

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LEAST KEEPING THEIR CELL PHONES

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AT HOME BECAUSE IT SHOWS WE HAVE

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THE COUNTY MOVING THE LEAST IN

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SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.

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THERE'S SLIPPAGE IN THAT AND

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THERE'S ALWAYS FOLKS THAT ARE

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LOOKING TO GET TO THE BEACH, GET

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OUT TO THE TRAILS, I UNDERSTAND

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IT -- THESE ARE THE ICONIC

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LOCATIONS AND PLACES WE LOVE TO

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BE BUT THIS IS ABOUT THAT

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DISCIPLINE AND REMINDING PEOPLE

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WHEN YOU MOVE YOU CAN KILL

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YOURSELF AND YOU CAN CERTAINLY

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KILL SOMEONE ELSE.

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STAY-AT-HOME.

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>> Bill: THE LAST I READ THERE

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WAS 8,000 CASES IN A STATE OF

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40 MILLION PEOPLE, OBVIOUSLY

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THAT'S GOING TO GO UP BECAUSE WE

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THOSE NUMBERS ARE GONNA RISE.

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HOW ARE WE DOING WITH HOSPITALS,

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MASKS, VENTILATORS, EQUIPMENT?

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>> WE ARE ABOUT 11 DAYS BEHIND

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NEW YORK CITY IN TERMS OF

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FATALITIES PER CAPITA IN

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L.A. COUNTY, MAYBE 14 DAYS

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BEHIND THEY HAVE MORE TESTS

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THERE -- WE ARE HOLDING STEADY

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AND I HOPE THAT WE GET AN EXTRA

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WEEK OR TWO THAT OTHER PLACES

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TO BE PREPARED FOR WHEN THE

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CASES HIT YOUR CAPACITY.

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TO PUT IT IN PERSPECTIVE, WE

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HAVE ABOUT 22,000 BEDS IN TOTAL

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IN ALL OF OUR HOSPITALS THAT ARE

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GENERAL EMERGENCY ROOM HOSPITALS

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AND OF THOSE, WE ARE HAVING ONLY

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ABOUT 13, 1400 AVAILABLE.

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THESE HOSPITALS ARE ALREADY

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ABOUT 90% FILLED, 95% FIELD

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BEFORE THE ONSLAUGHT.

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THEY ARE BUILDING CAPACITY,

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MOVING BEDS AROUND, CHANGING

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ROOMS THAT DIDN'T HAVE

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VENTILATORS, WE GOT ABOUT A

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LITTLE UNDER A THOUSAND

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VENTILATORS UNUSED BUT WE ARE

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GOING TO HIT THAT WALL WHETHER

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IT'S IN TWO WEEKS OR THREE WEEKS

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WEEKS, WE ARE CONFIDENT EVERY

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CITY WILL GO THROUGH THAT, WE

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ARE TRYING TO DO OUR BEST TO

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SAVE AS MANY LIVES AS POSSIBLE.

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>> Bill: DO WE HAVE ENOUGH

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MASKS?

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I KNOW THERE HAS BEEN

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CONFLICTING INFORMATION EVEN

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FROM THE CDC ABOUT HOW EFFECTIVE

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THEY ARE.

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THEY HAVE SOMETIMES MADE US FEEL

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LIKE THEY ARE NOT THAT

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EFFECTIVE -- I THINK IT'S GOT TO

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BE SOMEWHAT MORE EFFECTIVE THAN

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NOTHING AND I'VE HEARD OTHER

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PEOPLE, I THINK YOURSELF SAY

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"EVEN IF IT'S A BANDANNA" WHICH

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WORRIES ME IN L.A. BECAUSE I'VE

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WHERE THE RED ONE AND I'M OUT

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WITH THE CRIPS OR THE BLOODS

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ARE, I'M REALLY SCREWED.

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>> THERE ARE DIFFERENT MASKS, WE

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HAVE 5 MILLION OF THESE THAT

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CLOTHING COMPANIES IN

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LOS ANGELES HAVE ALREADY STARTED

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TO MAKE AND THEY THINK THEY CAN

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MAKE ABOUT 5 MILLION PER WEEK.

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A FOOTBALL PLAYER MIGHT BE

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SMALLER THAN THE DOOR -- THAT'S

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THE VIRUS IN THE DOOR IS THE

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SIZE OF THE PORES IN THIS BUT IF

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YOU HAVE FIVE OR SIX FOOTBALL

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PLAYERS TRY TO RUSH THROUGH AT

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THE SAME TIME, IT CAN HELP DROP

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LET'S NOT SPREAD AND SAVE OUR

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GROCERY CLERKS, SAVE FOLKS WHO

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ARE DOING CRITICAL WORK.

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IF WE ARE WAITING FROM NATIONAL

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GUIDANCE, THOSE COUNTRIES LIKE

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CZECH REPUBLIC, KOREA, PLACES

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LIKE TAIWAN THAT HAVE THEM HAVE

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SHOWN SLOWER RATE OF GROWTH.

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IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER

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THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM SURGICAL

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AND MEDICAL GRADE MASKS THAT

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THEY NEED, THERE AREN'T ENOUGH

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OF THOSE.

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WE HAVE SOMETIMES A WEEK OR SO

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OF SUPPLIES, I HAVE DEPUTIZED

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AHEAD OF OUR PORT OF LOS ANGELES

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WHICH IS THE BIGGEST PORT

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ANYWHERE IN THE AMERICAS TO BE

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OUR CHIEF LOGISTICS OFFICER SO

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WE ARE LOOKING AT SUPPLY CHAINS

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AND COMPANIES IN CHASING DOWN

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EVERY LEAD TO ORDER FOR OUR

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HOSPITALS SO HOSPITALS DON'T

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HAVE TO COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER,

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STATES DON'T HAVE TO COMPETE

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WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT,

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IT'S A MESS OUT THERE.

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RIGHT NOW WE ARE HOLDING ON BUT

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IT'S WEEK TO WEEK.

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>> Bill: YOU MENTIONED THE

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PRESIDENT, I IMAGINE IT'S A

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HOBSON'S CHOICE AS AN ELECTED

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OFFICIAL ESPECIALLY IN

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CALIFORNIA, NOT HIS FAVORITE

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STATE BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW

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BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE WON THE

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POPULAR VOTE IF NOT FOR ALL THE

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ILLEGAL VOTERS HERE.

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IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE FOR A GUY

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LIKE YOU BECAUSE ON THE ONE HAND

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YOU WANT TO TELL THE TRUTH, ON

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THE OTHER HAND IF YOU SAY

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ANYTHING CRITICAL, THIS

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PRESIDENT HAS SHOWN THAT HE WILL

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DENY ESSENTIAL SERVICES AND

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EQUIPMENT TO STATES THAT AREN'T

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NICE ENOUGH TO HIM.

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I GUESS WHAT I'M ASKING YOU IS

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HOW ARE YOUR APPRAISING SKILLS

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WHEN YOU NEED THEM FOR THIS

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PRESIDENT?

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>> I THINK YOU'RE DOING A GREAT

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JOB, YOU'RE THE BEST ON

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TELEVISION, BAR NONE.

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BUT SERIOUSLY, I'LL SAY THANKS

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TO ANYBODY, I WILL WORK WITH THE

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PRESIDENT -- BEFORE THIS

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HAPPENED TO THEM I WAS WORKING

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WITH BEN CARSON, HAS SECRETARY

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OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT

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EVEN THOUGH MY DEMOCRATIC

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FRIENDS SAY DON'T BECAUSE HE HAD

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GENUINE HEART ABOUT IT,

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SOMETHING WITH THIS PRESIDENT.

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THE NAVAL SHIP MERCY, HE BROUGHT

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IT.

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I TALKED TO FOLKS IN THE

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WHITE HOUSE AND THEY SAID PART

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OF WHAT HELPED BRING IT HERE BUT

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I ALSO WON'T BE SHY ABOUT

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CRITICIZING WHAT WE DON'T HAVE

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AT THE NATIONAL LEVEL.

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WE DON'T HAVE THE PREPARATION

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FOR THIS, WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR

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THE SECOND SPIKE OF THIS WHEN IT

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COMES IN THE LATE FALL OR EARLY

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WINTER.

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WE'VE GOT TO USE ALL THE

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RESOURCES OF THE FEDERAL

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GOVERNMENT BETTER.

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I'M A BIG FEDERALIST.

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I LOVE IN CALIFORNIA WE HAVE

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STATES RIGHTS AND CAN GO OUR OWN

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WAY BUT FEDERALISM DEPENDS ON

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THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT DOING

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SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT

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THINGS LIKE DEFENDING OUR

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COUNTRY WITH WARS, FOREIGN

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POLICY, INTERNATIONAL TRADE, AND

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CERTAINLY A PANDEMIC RESPONSE

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WOULD FIT INTO THAT.

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I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MUCH MORE

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ASSERTIVE LEADERSHIP, MUCH

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EARLIER ADOPTION, I'M GLAD HE IS

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NOW SAYING THE WHOLE COUNTRY

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SHOULD DO THIS BUT I GOT ON A

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PHONE CALL WITH ABOUT 300 FELLOW

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MAYORS TWO WEEKS AGO JUST AFTER

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WE HAD DONE THIS AND I SAID DO

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IT NOW.

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I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T HAVE

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ONE SINGLE CASE, IT'S COMING.

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THE WAY THE MEDIA REPORTED THIS,

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IT WAS COASTAL AND ALLOWED IT TO

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BECOME A DEMOCRATIC OR BLUE

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STATE THING.

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WYOMING HAD THE SAME INFECTION

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RATE AS L.A., SO DID

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NORTH DAKOTA.

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PER CAPITA, PEOPLE WEREN'T

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LOOKING AT IT, THEY WERE LOOKING

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AT ABSOLUTE NUMBERS.

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THIS IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN NO

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MATTER WHAT AND WE NEED NATIONAL

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LEADERSHIP ON PROCUREMENT,

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TESTING, STANDARDS, AND ADVICE

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AND ADVICE.

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>> Bill: I THINK YOU DID A

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GOOD JOB ON THIS SO FAR, I WISH

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YOU CONTINUED LUCK AND

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HOPEFULLY -- HERE IN CALIFORNIA,

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WE ARE THE LAND OF THE SEQUELS,

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HOPEFULLY WE WON'T HAVE TO BE

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DOING THIS AGAIN.

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>> STRENGTH AND LOVE, I'LL LOOK

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FORWARD TO COMING ON AFTER.

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>> Bill: WE WILL SEE YOU IN

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PERSON SOON.

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WE ARE DELIGHTED TO HAVE THE

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PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND

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INDEPENDENT SENATOR FROM

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VERMONT, BERNIE SANDERS IS WITH

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US AS HE HAS BEEN MANY TIMES ON

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OUR SHOW, NEVER UNDER SUCH

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CIRCUMSTANCES.

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YOU ARE A GUY WHO HAS SEEN A LOT

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OF THINGS, WHERE DO YOU PLACE

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THIS CRISIS IN AMERICAN HISTORY?

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>> NEVER IN MY LIFETIME, BILL.

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WHAT WE ARE LOOKING AT NOW IS

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ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED.

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WE ARE LOOKING AT A PANDEMIC THE

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LIKES OF WHICH WE HAVE NOT SEEN

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IN A HUNDRED YEARS, AND ECONOMIC

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COLLAPSE THAT MAY END UP BEING

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WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION

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WITH 30, 40 MILLION PEOPLE

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BECOMING UNEMPLOYED IN THE NEXT

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NUMBER OF MONTHS.

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IT'S UNPRECEDENTED IN OUR

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LIFETIMES.

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>> Bill: WHAT WOULD YOU DO

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RIGHT NOW IF YOU WERE THE

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PRESIDENT?

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>> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD

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DO: THE MAIN POINT IS WE HAVE TO

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PREVENT A BREAKDOWN IN THE

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ENTIRE SYSTEM, THAT'S HOW

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DANGEROUS IT IS RIGHT NOW.

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IT'S MUCH EASIER TO MAINTAIN THE

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SYSTEM THEN TO FIX IT AFTER IT

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IS BROKEN -- WHAT DOES THAT

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MEAN?

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FROM AN ECONOMIC POINT OF VIEW,

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IT MEANS THAT WE TELL EVERY

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WORKER IN AMERICA YOU WILL

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CONTINUE TO GET YOUR PAYCHECK.

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WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT WORKING, WE

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KNOW YOU'RE AT HOME, WE KNOW THE

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BUSINESS IF YOU'RE WORKING FOR

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IS NOT FUNCTIONING BUT WE ARE

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GOING TO DO WITH THE U.K. IS

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DOING, WHAT DENMARK IS DOING,

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WHAT NORWAY'S DOING, WHAT FRANCE

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IS DOING, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO

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RECEIVE 100% OF YOUR PAYCHECK.

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NUMBER TWO, WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO

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IS GUARANTEE THAT ALL PEOPLE IN

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AMERICA DURING THE CRISIS GET

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THE HEALTH CARE THEY NEED

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WITHOUT OUT-OF-POCKET EXPENSE.

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IT'S PRETTY CRAZY TO SAY TO

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PEOPLE AS THE LAST STIMULUS

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PACKAGE DID THAT YOU CAN GET

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YOUR CORONAVIRUS TEST -- THE

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GOVERNMENT PAYS FOR THAT, BUT IF

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YOU'RE SICK AND GO TO THE

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HOSPITAL, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR

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THAT OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET.

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NUMBER THREE, WHAT WE HAVE TO DO

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IS PROTECT OUR HEALTH CARE

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SYSTEM RIGHT NOW.

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WE NEED TO USE THE DEFENSE

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PRODUCTION ACT TO TELL THE

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PRIVATE SECTOR, WHO WILL BE WELL

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COMPENSATED, THEY MUST PRODUCE

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THE MASKS, THE GROUNDS, THE

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GLOVES, THE VENTILATORS THAT THE

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HEALTH CARE SYSTEM REQUIRES.

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ALSO, IF WE ARE EVER GOING TO

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GET BACK TO NORMAL, WE ARE GOING

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TO NEED A NEW LEVEL OF TESTING

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THAT WE HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

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AND I THINK WE CAN DO IT BUT WE

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HAVE TO INVEST IN IT.

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IT SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN TESTED

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RIGHT NOW INSTANTANEOUSLY, YOU

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ARE NOT SPREADING THE VIRUS, YOU

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ARE NOT GOING TO BE SUSCEPTIBLE

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TO THE VIRUS, YOU CAN GO INTO A

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WORK ENVIRONMENT WITH OTHER

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PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEAN AS WELL.

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WE NEED TO INVEST VERY HEAVILY

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AND TESTING.

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WE ALSO NEED TO PROVIDE

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SUBSTANTIAL HELP TO FEDERAL,

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STATE, AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS

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BECAUSE THEY ARE RUNNING OUT OF

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MONEY.

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HE HELPED THEM IN THE LAST

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STIMULUS PACKAGE, WE GOT TO DO

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MORE IN THE NEXT STIMULUS

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PACKAGE WHICH WE ARE WORKING ON

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RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IF THE COPS

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ARE NOT BEING PAID, THE EMT

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PEOPLE ARE NOT BEING PAID,

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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN

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IN THE SYSTEM.

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WE HAVE ALSO GOT TO PROTECT

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WORKING FAMILIES ALL OVER THIS

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COUNTRY WHO CANNOT AFFORD RIGHT

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NOW TO PAY THEIR RENT, THEIR

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MORTGAGES, THEIR STUDENT LOANS,

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THEIR AUTO LOANS AND SO FORTH.

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PUT A FREEZE ON THOSE TYPE OF

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PAYMENTS.

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BOTTOM LINE IS IN MY VIEW WE ARE

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IN AN UNPRECEDENTED MOMENT IN

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AMERICAN HISTORY, WE'VE GOT TO

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ACT IN AN UNPRECEDENTED WAY AND

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I AM WORKING WITH OTHER SENATORS

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AND MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ON WHAT

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WILL BE AN UNPRECEDENTED PIECE

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OF LEGISLATION TO TRY TO SAVE

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THIS COUNTRY IN SUCH A DIFFICULT

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MOMENT.

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>> Bill: YOU MENTIONED GETTING

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100% OF YOUR PAYCHECK, THE

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CRITICISM OF YOU HAS OFTEN BEEN

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THAT YOU ARE PROMISING MONEY

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THAT THE GOVERNMENT COULD NOT

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POSSIBLY COME UP WITH -- HOW

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LONG CAN THE GOVERNMENT DO THAT?

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HOW CAN WE JUST KEEP PRINTING

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MONEY?

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ISN'T THAT A RECIPE FOR ECONOMIC

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DISASTER DOWN THE ROAD?

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>> I THINK BY NOT PREVENTING A

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CRISIS, YOU END UP SAVING MONEY

515
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,277
AND EASING A WHOLE LOT OF PAIN

516
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,311
IN THIS COUNTRY -- I DON'T THAT

517
00:18:00,377 --> 00:18:03,244
WE HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE.

518
00:18:03,311 --> 00:18:05,944
WE ARE LOOKING AT 30 OR

519
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:06,744
40 MILLION PEOPLE OVER A PERIOD

520
00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:10,344
OF MONTHS, THREE, FOUR MONTHS,

521
00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:12,210
LOSING THEIR JOBS.

522
00:18:12,277 --> 00:18:16,778
AND IF WE DO NOT PROTECT THOSE

523
00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:19,444
PEOPLE, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE A

524
00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:22,044
COLLAPSE OF THE ECONOMY AND IT

525
00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:24,210
WILL TAKE US MORE MONEY TO PUT

526
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,277
IT BACK TOGETHER.

527
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,311
WHAT I'M SUGGESTING, WHAT IS

528
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:30,277
ALREADY GOING ON IN THE U.K.,

529
00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:32,244
GERMANY, NORWAY, DENMARK, AND

530
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:32,977
OTHER COUNTRIES -- IT'S NOT A

531
00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:35,277
NEW ARGUMENT.

532
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:37,377
BY THE WAY, WE PUT THAT

533
00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,244
PROVISION INTO THE RECENT

534
00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:41,311
STIMULUS BILL FOR 2 MILLION

535
00:18:41,377 --> 00:18:43,044
WORKERS IN THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY.

536
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,711
WHILE THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY IS

537
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:45,544
VIRTUALLY SHUT DOWN, THOSE

538
00:18:45,611 --> 00:18:46,511
WORKERS WILL CONTINUE TO GET

539
00:18:46,577 --> 00:18:50,044
100% OF THEIR PAYCHECK AND THEIR

540
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:50,778
HEALTH CARE WHICH IS WHAT WE

541
00:18:50,844 --> 00:18:52,044
SHOULD BE DOING.

542
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:55,678
I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT THIS IS

543
00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:56,811
NOT AN EXPENSIVE PROPOSITION.

544
00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:58,044
I'M SUGGESTING TO YOU THAT THE

545
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,644
ALTERNATIVE IS WORSE.

546
00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:02,911
>> Bill: I FIND ONE OF THE

547
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,444
MOST GALLING PARTS OF THIS IS

548
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,577
THAT THE PRESIDENT IS FAVORING

549
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:10,244
CERTAIN STATES OVER THE OTHERS,

550
00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:11,844
GOVERNORS WHO AREN'T NICE TO HIM

551
00:19:11,911 --> 00:19:13,977
AS HE CALLS IT GET A LOT OF

552
00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:15,611
ATTENTION AND ALL THE EQUIPMENT

553
00:19:15,678 --> 00:19:17,678
THEY WANT, TO ME THIS IS AN EVEN

554
00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:19,010
MORE IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE THAN

555
00:19:19,077 --> 00:19:20,077
WHAT HE DID IN UKRAINE AND

556
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:23,244
RUSSIA -- HOW DO YOU STOP A

557
00:19:23,311 --> 00:19:25,210
PRESIDENT WHO IS BLATANTLY NOT

558
00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:26,177
THE PRESIDENT OF EVERY STATE

559
00:19:26,244 --> 00:19:26,411
EQUALLY?

560
00:19:26,477 --> 00:19:30,044
HOW DO YOU STOP A PRESIDENT WHO

561
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,977
SENDS ADA TO FLORIDA FOR EXAMPLE

562
00:19:32,044 --> 00:19:33,210
BECAUSE HE LIKES THE GOVERNOR

563
00:19:33,277 --> 00:19:35,277
THERE BUT NOT HERE TO CALIFORNIA

564
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,711
OR ILLINOIS OR MASSACHUSETTS?

565
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:42,210
>> IT IS LITERALLY BEYOND

566
00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:43,277
COMPREHENSION.

567
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:44,811
WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO HAS DONE

568
00:19:44,878 --> 00:19:48,110
SO MUCH HARM IN THE ENTIRE

569
00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:51,177
PROCESS WHO HAS DOWNPLAYED THE

570
00:19:51,244 --> 00:19:53,010
CRISIS FROM DAY ONE, IT WILL

571
00:19:53,077 --> 00:19:55,210
COST US THROUGH HIS ACTIONS, NOT

572
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,778
LISTENING TO THE SCIENTISTS AND

573
00:19:56,844 --> 00:19:58,577
SPOUTING OFF RIDICULOUS IDEAS IS

574
00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,077
GOING TO COST THE LIVES OF MANY

575
00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:02,210
THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS.

576
00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:03,678
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,

577
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,811
CONGRESS HAS GOT TO STEP UP TO

578
00:20:04,878 --> 00:20:06,678
THE PLATE AND STEP UP BIG TIME.

579
00:20:06,744 --> 00:20:09,244
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE

580
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:10,644
CONCERNS ME.

581
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,678
THE WORST PART OF THIS TO

582
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:13,477
TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS PACKAGE

583
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:14,511
THAT WAS PASSED LAST WEEK AND I

584
00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:16,977
VOTED FOR IT BUT THE WORST PART

585
00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:19,844
OF IT WAS $500 BILLION GOING TO

586
00:20:19,911 --> 00:20:21,911
THE PRESIDENT TO ALLOCATE THE

587
00:20:21,977 --> 00:20:25,377
CORPORATE AMERICA WITH NO WHERE

588
00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:26,077
NEAR THE KIND OF STRINGS

589
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:29,444
ATTACHED AND ACCOUNTABILITY THAT

590
00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:29,977
SHOULD HAVE BEEN REQUIRED.

591
00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:32,711
NOW HE'S SAYING I DON'T CARE

592
00:20:32,778 --> 00:20:33,411
ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY AT ALL, I

593
00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:35,010
WILL DO WHAT I WANT.

594
00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:36,977
TO PICK UP ON YOUR POINT, IF YOU

595
00:20:37,044 --> 00:20:37,844
THINK DURING A CAMPAIGN YOU'RE

596
00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:40,977
NOT GOING TO SEE A LOT OF MONEY

597
00:20:41,044 --> 00:20:42,044
FROM THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

598
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,210
GOING TO BATTLEGROUND STATES,

599
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,077
PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN,

600
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:46,944
WISCONSIN, FLORIDA, YOU WOULD BE

601
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:49,411
GROSSLY UNDERESTIMATING THE

602
00:20:49,477 --> 00:20:51,144
VENALITY OF THIS PRESIDENT.

603
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,577
THESE ARE GOING TO THE ISSUES WE

604
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:55,611
HAVE TO STAY ON AND WORK VERY

605
00:20:55,678 --> 00:20:58,911
HARD ON.

606
00:20:58,977 --> 00:21:00,210
>> Bill: DURING THE CAMPAIGN

607
00:21:00,277 --> 00:21:01,377
YOU AND YOUR RIVALS DEBATED MANY

608
00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:02,878
TIMES WHO HAS THE BETTER

609
00:21:02,944 --> 00:21:05,611
HEALTH CARE PLAN, BUT MY POINT

610
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,811
HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE THING I

611
00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:09,844
NEVER HEAR FROM A POLITICIAN IS

612
00:21:09,911 --> 00:21:13,878
SAYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

613
00:21:13,944 --> 00:21:14,678
"NO MATTER WHAT HEALTH CARE WE

614
00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:18,778
HAVE, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK

615
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:19,377
UNLESS YOU TAKE MORE

616
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,644
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN

617
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,377
PERSONAL HEALTH."

618
00:21:23,444 --> 00:21:25,844
ONE REASON WE ARE IN THE MESS WE

619
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,844
ARE IN IS BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE

620
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,811
NOT VERY HEALTHY TO BEGIN WITH.

621
00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:31,577
I KNOW THIS IS UNDER THE

622
00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:32,744
CATEGORY OF NEVER GOING TO

623
00:21:32,811 --> 00:21:35,611
HAPPEN BUT IF I WAS PRESIDENT, I

624
00:21:35,644 --> 00:21:36,544
WOULD INSTITUTE A MANHATTAN

625
00:21:36,611 --> 00:21:37,711
PROJECT FORGETTING OUR IMMUNE

626
00:21:37,811 --> 00:21:39,444
SYSTEMS IN BETTER SHAPE.

627
00:21:39,477 --> 00:21:43,544
AND PART OF THAT IS SUGGESTING

628
00:21:43,611 --> 00:21:45,744
VERY STRONGLY THAT PEOPLE EAT

629
00:21:45,811 --> 00:21:48,177
BETTER FOOD AND LESS OF IT,

630
00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:48,577
WOULD YOU AGREE?

631
00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:50,878
>> ABSOLUTELY.

632
00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,778
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FEDERAL

633
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:53,844
GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE DOING, WHAT

634
00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:55,811
THE SURGEON GENERAL SHOULD BE

635
00:21:55,878 --> 00:21:56,811
DOING.

636
00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:59,611
IN THE LONG RUN, AS YOU KNOW, WE

637
00:21:59,678 --> 00:22:01,844
HAVE SEEN A DECLINE IN LIFE

638
00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:04,110
EXPECTANCY THREE OUT OF THE LAST

639
00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:04,477
FOUR YEARS.

640
00:22:04,544 --> 00:22:07,644
MAJOR CRISES WITH DIABETES, WITH

641
00:22:07,711 --> 00:22:09,144
OBESITY, WITH OPIOID ADDICTION,

642
00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:10,844
ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND SUICIDE,

643
00:22:10,911 --> 00:22:13,744
WE HAVE MANY PROBLEMS.

644
00:22:13,811 --> 00:22:14,844
ONE OF THE AREAS THAT CONCERNS

645
00:22:14,911 --> 00:22:17,778
ME VERY MUCH AS YOU HAVE THE

646
00:22:17,844 --> 00:22:18,711
FOOD INDUSTRY SELLING ABSOLUTE

647
00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:20,177
GARBAGE TO KIDS WITH ALL KINDS

648
00:22:20,244 --> 00:22:22,311
OF SUGAR AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN

649
00:22:22,377 --> 00:22:23,811
IT.

650
00:22:23,878 --> 00:22:25,044
WE NEED A GOVERNMENT WORKING

651
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,344
HARD IN TERMS OF DISEASE

652
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,611
PREVENTION -- IT'S NOT JUST FOOD

653
00:22:29,678 --> 00:22:29,811
FOOD.

654
00:22:29,878 --> 00:22:31,110
IT'S EXERCISE, IT'S DOING A LOT

655
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,010
BETTER IN TERMS OF MENTAL HEALTH

656
00:22:33,077 --> 00:22:35,977
THAN WE DO RIGHT NOW.

657
00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:38,577
DISEASE PREVENTION IS OBVIOUSLY

658
00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:40,744
THE WAY TO CREATE A HAPPY YEAR,

659
00:22:40,811 --> 00:22:41,611
MORE FULFILLED SOCIETY AND ALSO

660
00:22:41,678 --> 00:22:43,477
TO SAVE A OF A LOT OF MONEY IF

661
00:22:43,544 --> 00:22:47,844
WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH

662
00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:48,577
DIABETES AND HEART DISEASE AND

663
00:22:48,644 --> 00:22:51,511
ALL OF THE ILLNESSES CAUSED BY

664
00:22:51,577 --> 00:22:54,077
POOR DIETS AND OTHER THINGS.

665
00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:54,678
>> Bill: I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU

666
00:22:54,744 --> 00:22:56,977
SAY THAT.

667
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,644
LAST QUESTION, IT'S A QUESTION

668
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:02,778
I'VE ASKED OTHER CANDIDATES

669
00:23:02,844 --> 00:23:03,878
BEFORE, I DON'T SEEM EVER TO GET

670
00:23:03,944 --> 00:23:04,477
A SATISFACTORY ANSWER BUT I'M

671
00:23:04,544 --> 00:23:07,144
HOPEFUL FOR YOU.

672
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:07,678
THAT IS THIS.

673
00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:08,744
I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR A NUMBER OF

674
00:23:08,811 --> 00:23:11,944
YEARS THAT IF TRUMP LOSES THE

675
00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:15,344
ELECTION, HE'S NOT GOING TO

676
00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:15,844
LEAVE.

677
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,411
NOW I NOTICE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE

678
00:23:17,477 --> 00:23:18,944
TALKING ABOUT THIS VERY ISSUE.

679
00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:21,778
IF YOU ARE ELECTED PRESIDENT AND

680
00:23:21,844 --> 00:23:23,611
TRUMP GETS OUT THERE AND SAYS

681
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:24,577
THERE WERE IRREGULARITIES AND IT

682
00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:26,210
WAS RIGGED AND IT WAS THIS AND

683
00:23:26,277 --> 00:23:28,344
IT WAS THAT AND I'M NOT GOING

684
00:23:28,411 --> 00:23:29,611
ANYWHERE UNTIL WE FIND OUT

685
00:23:29,678 --> 00:23:35,811
WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT DO YOU DO?

686
00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,377
>> YOU MOBILIZE THE AMERICAN

687
00:23:37,444 --> 00:23:38,577
PEOPLE IN THE WAY THEY HAVE

688
00:23:38,644 --> 00:23:40,611
NEVER BEEN MOBILIZED BEFORE TO

689
00:23:40,678 --> 00:23:42,210
ESSENTIALLY REMIND THIS

690
00:23:42,277 --> 00:23:43,311
PRESIDENT THAT WHETHER HE LIKES

691
00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:46,711
IT OR NOT, WE LIVE IN A

692
00:23:46,778 --> 00:23:48,544
DEMOCRACY AND THE MAJORITY OF

693
00:23:48,611 --> 00:23:50,544
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THROUGH THE

694
00:23:50,611 --> 00:23:51,778
ELECTORAL PROCESS WILL DETERMINE

695
00:23:51,844 --> 00:23:55,577
WHO THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS.

696
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,744
WHAT YOU'RE DESCRIBING IS A

697
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,744
NIGHTMARISH SCENARIO OF

698
00:24:00,811 --> 00:24:01,411
DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA.

699
00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:03,577
DO I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY AND

700
00:24:03,644 --> 00:24:04,110
OFF-THE-WALL?

701
00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:08,277
I SUSPECT NOT BUT FROM NOW ON,

702
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:11,411
AND THE DAY AFTER HE LOSES, IF

703
00:24:11,444 --> 00:24:12,977
HE LOSES THIS ELECTION HE WILL

704
00:24:13,044 --> 00:24:15,344
BE OUT OF OFFICE AND REPLACED BY

705
00:24:15,444 --> 00:24:16,144
THE NEW PRESIDENT.

706
00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:17,744
>> Bill: I AM CRAZY AND

707
00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:18,377
OFF-THE-WALL, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY

708
00:24:18,444 --> 00:24:21,811
WHEN YOU JOIN US ON OUR SHOW.

709
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,110
STAY HEALTHY OUT THERE, GOOD

710
00:24:23,177 --> 00:24:24,077
LUCK WITH THE CAMPAIGN AND I

711
00:24:24,144 --> 00:24:26,277
HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON

712
00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:26,711
SOMEDAY SOON.

713
00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:28,110
>> YOU TAKE CARE AS WELL.

714
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:35,911
>> Bill: NOW WE ARE IN MY MAN

715
00:24:35,977 --> 00:24:37,311
CAVE AND WHO BETTER TO HAVE IN

716
00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:41,444
MY MAN CAVE THAN THE ULTIMATE

717
00:24:41,511 --> 00:24:43,444
MULTI-IT HIMSELF, SETH

718
00:24:43,511 --> 00:24:47,077
MacFARLANE!

719
00:24:47,144 --> 00:24:50,344
WITH NO FUCKING PEOPLE AROUND.

720
00:24:50,411 --> 00:24:52,878
>> YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST PERSON

721
00:24:52,944 --> 00:24:56,044
IN AMERICA TO PUT ON A SUIT IN

722
00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:57,511
ABOUT THREE WEEKS.

723
00:24:57,577 --> 00:25:00,511
>> Bill: PRINCE CHARLES HAS

724
00:25:00,577 --> 00:25:01,711
CORONAVIRUS AND HE STILL PUTS ON

725
00:25:01,778 --> 00:25:02,577
THE SUIT EVERY DAY WITH THE

726
00:25:02,644 --> 00:25:06,311
POCKET SQUARE.

727
00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:07,977
>> GOOD FOR HIM.

728
00:25:08,044 --> 00:25:08,744
>> Bill: THAT'S ROYALTY.

729
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,811
I WANTED TO CHECK IN WITH MY

730
00:25:10,878 --> 00:25:16,377
GOOD FRIEND AND SEE HOW HE IS

731
00:25:16,444 --> 00:25:17,911
DOING DURING THIS DISASTER.

732
00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:19,577
HE WASN'T AROUND, SO I'M ASKING

733
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,844
YOU -- NO, I WANT TO KNOW HOW

734
00:25:22,911 --> 00:25:26,311
YOUR COPING.

735
00:25:26,377 --> 00:25:28,044
>> I'M HAPPY TO BE FILLING IN

736
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:32,544
FOR MR. TRAVOLTA.

737
00:25:33,811 --> 00:25:37,244
I'M HANGING IN THERE.

738
00:25:37,311 --> 00:25:41,311
THE THING THAT I FIND IS THE

739
00:25:41,377 --> 00:25:42,878
MOST IMPORTANT AT THIS TIME IS

740
00:25:42,944 --> 00:25:47,778
TO STAY BUSY.

741
00:25:47,844 --> 00:25:49,944
NOT JUST BY WATCHING MOVIES AND

742
00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:52,144
TELEVISION BUT BY KEEPING

743
00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:52,577
YOURSELF OCCUPIED.

744
00:25:52,644 --> 00:25:55,544
FOR ME, I'VE TRIED TO STAY

745
00:25:55,611 --> 00:25:56,411
WRITING.

746
00:25:56,477 --> 00:26:00,544
I'VE TRIED TO CONTINUE READING

747
00:26:00,611 --> 00:26:01,577
FOR PLEASURE, ANYTHING I CAN DO

748
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:06,444
TO KEEP MY BRAIN OCCUPIED I'VE

749
00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:08,311
FOUND IS KEY.

750
00:26:08,377 --> 00:26:11,177
>> Bill: YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK

751
00:26:11,244 --> 00:26:11,778
HELPS, I DON'T WATCH A LOT OF

752
00:26:11,844 --> 00:26:13,711
NEWS ABOUT THIS.

753
00:26:13,778 --> 00:26:15,411
I CHECK IN THE MORNING TO SEE

754
00:26:15,477 --> 00:26:17,377
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN

755
00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:19,444
THE DARK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON,

756
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,344
I USED TO WATCH A LOT OF CABLE

757
00:26:21,411 --> 00:26:22,511
NEWS AND I DON'T NEED TO GET THE

758
00:26:22,577 --> 00:26:25,277
BLOW-BY-BLOW ON THIS.

759
00:26:25,344 --> 00:26:27,411
WAKE ME WHEN THEY CALL THE ALL

760
00:26:27,477 --> 00:26:27,911
CLEAR.

761
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,778
UNTIL THEN IF I GET INTO A HOT

762
00:26:29,844 --> 00:26:33,711
BATH AT NIGHT WITH A

763
00:26:33,778 --> 00:26:37,444
GWYNETH PALTROW VAGINA

764
00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:38,577
CANDLES -- REDUCING STRESS IS

765
00:26:38,644 --> 00:26:40,144
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR

766
00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:42,344
YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM, AND MY

767
00:26:42,411 --> 00:26:42,544
RIGHT?

768
00:26:42,611 --> 00:26:44,844
>> I KNOW IT'S HARD TO SLEEP AT

769
00:26:44,911 --> 00:26:48,277
TIMES BUT SLEEP IS IMPORTANT.

770
00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:53,177
IT'S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO -- I

771
00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:55,344
KNOW EVERYONE IS FEELING, I FEEL

772
00:26:55,411 --> 00:26:55,977
IT.

773
00:26:56,044 --> 00:27:00,044
ENORMOUS ANXIETY DURING ALL OF

774
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,511
THIS AND IN A STRANGE WAY, AS

775
00:27:01,577 --> 00:27:08,678
ODD AS IT IS, I FOUND SOME HOPE

776
00:27:08,744 --> 00:27:11,077
IN READING ABOUT PANDEMICS OF

777
00:27:11,144 --> 00:27:12,944
THE PAST BECAUSE THE ONE THING

778
00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:13,944
THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT

779
00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:21,477
THEY ALL EVENTUALLY SUBSIDE.

780
00:27:21,544 --> 00:27:22,911
HERE IT'S TAKING A LITTLE BIT

781
00:27:22,977 --> 00:27:24,377
MORE WORK THAN IT HAS IN THE

782
00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:28,244
PAST TO SUFFOCATE THIS THING.

783
00:27:28,311 --> 00:27:30,210
IT JUST REMINDS YOU THAT THIS

784
00:27:30,277 --> 00:27:33,077
IS -- NO VIRUS EXISTS FOREVER

785
00:27:33,144 --> 00:27:34,744
AND I THINK THE UPSIDE TO THIS

786
00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:37,811
IS THANK GOD THIS IS NOT

787
00:27:37,878 --> 00:27:41,878
SOMETHING LIKE EBOLA.

788
00:27:41,944 --> 00:27:43,344
THIS IS A SITUATION WE SHOULD

789
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:44,277
NOT BE IN RIGHT NOW AND WE ALL

790
00:27:44,344 --> 00:27:46,544
KNOW WHY WE ARE IN IT, WE DON'T

791
00:27:46,611 --> 00:27:50,077
NEED TO REHASH THAT BUT IT'S A

792
00:27:50,144 --> 00:27:53,811
DRESS REHEARSAL IN A LOT OF WAYS

793
00:27:53,878 --> 00:27:55,711
FOR SOMETHING EVEN MORE SEVERE

794
00:27:55,778 --> 00:27:56,277
AND EVEN MORE SERIOUS AND I

795
00:27:56,344 --> 00:27:58,244
THINK THAT IF WE -- OUR

796
00:27:58,311 --> 00:28:02,277
GOVERNMENT PARTICULARLY, LEARNS

797
00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,911
THE LESSONS THAT THIS IS

798
00:28:04,977 --> 00:28:07,744
TEACHING US, THE NEXT TIME THIS

799
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,911
COMES AROUND, THE NEXT TIME WE

800
00:28:09,977 --> 00:28:10,911
FIND OURSELVES IN THIS

801
00:28:10,977 --> 00:28:11,744
PREDICAMENT WAS SOMETHING MORE

802
00:28:11,811 --> 00:28:15,511
DEADLY WHICH COULD HAPPEN, WE

803
00:28:15,577 --> 00:28:17,210
WILL BE MUCH MORE PREPARED, MUCH

804
00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:20,678
MORE READY TO FIGHT IT, AND

805
00:28:20,744 --> 00:28:23,511
PRIOR TO THAT, THE RESPECT FOR

806
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:27,144
THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY THAT WE

807
00:28:27,210 --> 00:28:30,944
SHOULD'VE HAD ALL ALONG BECAUSE

808
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,344
WE DO WE TURN TO WHEN THIS KIND

809
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,311
OF SHIT GOES DOWN?

810
00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:35,678
ITS SCIENTISTS, ITS DOCTORS,

811
00:28:35,744 --> 00:28:37,911
IT'S THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN GET

812
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:38,277
US OUT OF THIS.

813
00:28:38,344 --> 00:28:40,311
>> Bill: I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID

814
00:28:40,377 --> 00:28:42,944
ALL THAT, I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

815
00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:43,678
I'M NOT PERSONALLY THAT AFRAID

816
00:28:43,744 --> 00:28:44,377
OF THIS ONE BECAUSE I DON'T

817
00:28:44,444 --> 00:28:47,244
THINK IT'S THAT -- YES, CAN IT

818
00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,277
KILL YOU?

819
00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:50,044
ABSOLUTELY.

820
00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:51,477
BUT I SEE TOM HANKS LOOKS LIKE

821
00:28:51,544 --> 00:28:53,477
HE'S OKAY, WE'RE THE SAME AGE.

822
00:28:53,544 --> 00:28:57,911
WE DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT IT.

823
00:28:57,977 --> 00:28:59,477
I WOULD LOVE SCIENTISTS TO DO A

824
00:28:59,544 --> 00:29:00,344
DEEP DIVE INTO WHY CERTAIN

825
00:29:00,444 --> 00:29:01,878
PEOPLE WHO SEEM LIKE THEY ARE

826
00:29:01,944 --> 00:29:05,711
HEALTHY GET IT BUT USUALLY IT'S

827
00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,778
SOME SORT OF UNDERLYING

828
00:29:07,844 --> 00:29:09,544
CONDITION.

829
00:29:09,611 --> 00:29:11,077
>> IT CAN BE.

830
00:29:11,144 --> 00:29:13,844
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH INSTANCES OF,

831
00:29:13,911 --> 00:29:16,811
ANECDOTAL INSTANCES OF PEOPLE

832
00:29:16,878 --> 00:29:21,678
WHO ARE PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND

833
00:29:21,744 --> 00:29:23,377
RELATIVELY YOUNG AND HAVE

834
00:29:23,444 --> 00:29:25,044
SUCCUMBED TO THIS THING.

835
00:29:25,110 --> 00:29:26,311
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO

836
00:29:26,377 --> 00:29:27,778
REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A LITTLE

837
00:29:27,844 --> 00:29:31,177
BIT OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE TO THIS.

838
00:29:31,244 --> 00:29:34,544
YOU CAN'T ASSUME THAT YOU ARE

839
00:29:34,611 --> 00:29:37,944
STEELED AGAINST IT.

840
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:42,644
AGAIN, THE FIGURES ARE -- ALLOW

841
00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:45,477
FOR A CERTAIN DEGREE OF OPTIMISM

842
00:29:45,544 --> 00:29:49,144
BUT SOMEBODY SAID, THEY GAVE ME

843
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,744
THE ANALOGY, IF YOU'RE GIVEN A

844
00:29:50,811 --> 00:29:51,577
BAG OF SKITTLES AND THEY TELL

845
00:29:51,644 --> 00:29:53,811
YOU THAT TWO OF THEM ARE POISON,

846
00:29:53,878 --> 00:29:55,110
YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO

847
00:29:55,177 --> 00:29:56,411
TOUCH THE BAG AT ALL.

848
00:29:56,477 --> 00:29:58,911
EVEN THOUGH YOUR ODDS ARE STILL

849
00:29:58,977 --> 00:30:00,444
PRETTY GOOD.

850
00:30:00,511 --> 00:30:02,244
>> Bill: THAT'S WHY WE ARE ALL

851
00:30:02,311 --> 00:30:04,377
FOLLOWING THE PROTOCOL, I'M

852
00:30:04,444 --> 00:30:08,444
ASSUMING YOU'RE THERE -- AND YOU

853
00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:12,611
LIVE IN A TWO ROOM APARTMENT, DO

854
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:13,811
YOU NOT?

855
00:30:13,878 --> 00:30:15,110
THIS IS ESPECIALLY TOUGH ON YOU.

856
00:30:15,177 --> 00:30:17,878
>> RIGHT NEXT TO THE AIRPORT.

857
00:30:17,944 --> 00:30:19,277
>> Bill: IT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH

858
00:30:19,344 --> 00:30:20,711
LOCKED UP IN YOUR LITTLE

859
00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:21,411
APARTMENT.

860
00:30:21,477 --> 00:30:23,744
ARE YOU SINGLE THESE DAYS?

861
00:30:23,811 --> 00:30:28,778
DO YOU HAVE A CORONA BUDDY?

862
00:30:28,844 --> 00:30:33,477
>> FOR STARTERS, I HAVE MY CATS.

863
00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:39,611
WHICH BY THE WAY IS -- THAT'S

864
00:30:39,678 --> 00:30:40,844
SOMETHING, YOU TALK ABOUT THE

865
00:30:40,911 --> 00:30:41,544
GREAT EQUALIZER, THINGS THAT

866
00:30:41,611 --> 00:30:44,878
PEOPLE LIKE US WE TAKE FOR

867
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,077
GRANTED, WE TAKE OUR

868
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,611
HOUSEKEEPERS FOR GRANTED, WE

869
00:30:47,678 --> 00:30:49,144
TAKE HOUSEWORK FOR GRANTED,

870
00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:50,811
THINGS LIKE LAUNDRY AND CHANGING

871
00:30:50,878 --> 00:30:56,778
THE CAP BOX, I WILL NEVER AGAIN

872
00:30:56,844 --> 00:31:00,744
PRETEND THAT THE JOB OF A

873
00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:04,010
STAY-AT-HOME MOM IS NOT WAY

874
00:31:04,077 --> 00:31:06,944
HARDER THAN WHAT I DO ON A DAILY

875
00:31:07,010 --> 00:31:07,144
BASIS.

876
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:11,010
WHEN I COMPARE THIS, THIS SET OF

877
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:14,411
TASKS, EVEN FIGURING OUT HOW TO

878
00:31:14,477 --> 00:31:16,844
DO FLOORS, MY GOD IT'S A OF A

879
00:31:16,911 --> 00:31:18,878
LOT HARDER THAN MAKING TV.

880
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,644
>> Bill: I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO

881
00:31:21,711 --> 00:31:23,911
DO FLOORS -- DON'T!

882
00:31:23,977 --> 00:31:25,678
DON'T.

883
00:31:25,744 --> 00:31:27,878
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

884
00:31:27,944 --> 00:31:29,611
THE FLOORS CAN WAIT UNTIL THE

885
00:31:29,678 --> 00:31:30,811
VIRUS ENDS.

886
00:31:30,878 --> 00:31:32,678
I HAVEN'T CHANGED MY SHEETS YET.

887
00:31:32,744 --> 00:31:34,311
>> YOU GOT TO DO THAT.

888
00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:36,477
>> Bill: I'M PLANNING ON IT.

889
00:31:36,544 --> 00:31:38,044
>> THAT'S MUCH EASIER, THERE'S A

890
00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,210
SETTING ON THE WASHING MACHINE

891
00:31:40,277 --> 00:31:42,544
THAT SAYS BEDDING, I'M ASSUMING

892
00:31:42,611 --> 00:31:43,044
THAT'S FOR SHEETS.

893
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:43,611
>> Bill: I WAS GOING TO ASK

894
00:31:43,678 --> 00:31:46,010
YOU ABOUT THAT.

895
00:31:46,077 --> 00:31:48,544
LISTEN, I'VE GOT A PEACH COBBLER

896
00:31:48,611 --> 00:31:50,077
IN THE OVEN THAT I PUT IN THIS

897
00:31:50,144 --> 00:31:51,811
AFTERNOON THAT I GOT A GET TO

898
00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:52,577
RIGHT NOW.

899
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,644
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, I KNOW

900
00:31:55,711 --> 00:31:57,544
YOU'RE DOING A PODCAST WITH

901
00:31:57,611 --> 00:32:00,010
BRIAN AND STEWIE WHICH IS

902
00:32:00,077 --> 00:32:01,511
FANTASTIC, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE

903
00:32:01,577 --> 00:32:15,044
NEXT SEASON OF T.E

904
00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:20,577
THE ORVILLE.

905
00:32:20,644 --> 00:32:27,878
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU, WILL BE

906
00:32:27,944 --> 00:32:28,744
OUT GETTING DRUNK.

907
00:32:28,811 --> 00:32:32,544
SETH MacFARLANE, EVERYBODY!

908
00:32:32,611 --> 00:32:33,544
THERE'S NOBODY HERE.

909
00:32:33,611 --> 00:32:36,177
MY NEXT GUEST IS MAX BROOKS,

910
00:32:36,244 --> 00:32:39,110
HE'S THE AUTHOR OF A NEW BOOK

911
00:32:39,177 --> 00:32:40,077
AND YOU ARE ALL GOING HAVE

912
00:32:40,144 --> 00:32:42,177
PLENTY OF TIME TO SIT AT HOME TO

913
00:32:42,244 --> 00:32:43,044
READ THAT.

914
00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:45,411
WHAT IS SO APROPOS IS HE'S ALSO

915
00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:49,244
THE AUTHOR OF WORLD WAR Z, THE

916
00:32:49,311 --> 00:32:50,444
ZOMBIES ARE COMING NEXT.

917
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:52,377
PLEASE WELCOME MAX BROOKS.

918
00:32:52,444 --> 00:32:55,010
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

919
00:32:55,077 --> 00:32:58,210
>> GOOD TO BE HERE IN MY ATTIC.

920
00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,411
>> Bill: IC AND THOSE EAR

921
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,844
PLUGS THEY ARE FOR ME?

922
00:33:00,911 --> 00:33:03,244
I'M HOPING YOU'RE NOT LISTENING

923
00:33:03,311 --> 00:33:12,311
TO SOMEONE ELSE.

924
00:33:12,377 --> 00:33:13,844
>> OF COURSE NOT!

925
00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,044
PASS THE BALL.

926
00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:15,277
PASS IT!

927
00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:16,377
>> Bill: THERE ARE NO GAMES

928
00:33:16,444 --> 00:33:19,644
RIGHT NOW, WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

929
00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:21,311
WORLD WAR Z, SUCH A GREAT BOOK

930
00:33:21,377 --> 00:33:22,844
AND MOVIE AND I THINK PEOPLE

931
00:33:22,911 --> 00:33:23,711
MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU

932
00:33:23,778 --> 00:33:26,644
ARE SUCH AN EXPERT IN THIS, YOU

933
00:33:26,711 --> 00:33:27,277
HAVE TESTIFIED BEFORE CONGRESS.

934
00:33:27,377 --> 00:33:31,944
YOU TESTIFIED BEFORE SOMETHING

935
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:32,977
CALLED THE BLUE RIBBON BIO

936
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:33,878
DEFENSE PANEL.

937
00:33:33,944 --> 00:33:35,110
WHAT WERE THEY LOOKING TO FIND

938
00:33:35,177 --> 00:33:36,844
OUT OR WERE THEY JUST ASKING YOU

939
00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:40,110
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORK WITH

940
00:33:40,177 --> 00:33:40,444
BRAD PITT?

941
00:33:40,511 --> 00:33:41,477
AND WHAT WAS YOUR PARTICULAR

942
00:33:41,544 --> 00:33:42,477
EXPERTISE THAT THEY WANTED TO

943
00:33:42,544 --> 00:33:47,678
HAVE YOU THERE FOR?

944
00:33:47,744 --> 00:33:50,277
>> THE DEFENSE PANEL WAS TRYING

945
00:33:50,344 --> 00:33:52,678
TO GET US READY FOR THE NEXT

946
00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:53,511
GENERATION OF GERMAN ATTACKS

947
00:33:53,577 --> 00:33:54,878
BECAUSE THIS ONE MIGHT HAVE

948
00:33:54,944 --> 00:33:57,044
CRAWLED OUT OF THE JUNGLE BUT

949
00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:58,277
THE NEXT ONE MIGHT CRAWL OUT OF

950
00:33:58,344 --> 00:33:58,811
A LAB.

951
00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:01,110
THEY ARE TRYING TO READY OUR

952
00:34:01,177 --> 00:34:01,411
DEFENSES.

953
00:34:01,477 --> 00:34:03,878
WHAT THEY WANTED FROM ME AS

954
00:34:03,944 --> 00:34:05,277
PUBLIC OUTREACH BECAUSE IN OUR

955
00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:06,711
REPUBLIC, IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD

956
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,511
TO GET ALL THE EXPERTS TOGETHER

957
00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:11,311
IF YOU CAN'T EDUCATE THE

958
00:34:11,377 --> 00:34:12,044
TAXPAYER AND THE VOTERS.

959
00:34:12,110 --> 00:34:13,711
HOW DO WE DO THAT?

960
00:34:13,778 --> 00:34:16,177
THAT'S WHY THEY HAD ME COME AND

961
00:34:16,244 --> 00:34:17,377
LISTEN TO THEIR HEARING ON

962
00:34:17,444 --> 00:34:17,711
CAPITOL HILL.

963
00:34:17,778 --> 00:34:20,244
>> Bill: WHAT DID YOU TELL

964
00:34:20,311 --> 00:34:20,444
THEM?

965
00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:22,210
>> I SAID THE MOST IMPORTANT

966
00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:23,377
THING IS YOU NEED TO FIND WAYS

967
00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:26,477
OF REACHING OUT.

968
00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:28,244
YOU NEED TO FIND THE EDUCATORS.

969
00:34:28,311 --> 00:34:30,077
WHEN WE HAD THE MEASLES OUTBREAK

970
00:34:30,144 --> 00:34:31,244
IN NEW YORK AND THE ORTHODOX

971
00:34:31,311 --> 00:34:32,477
JEWISH COMMUNITY THEY REACHED

972
00:34:32,544 --> 00:34:34,511
OUT TO RABBIS, SO WE'VE GOT TO

973
00:34:34,577 --> 00:34:36,678
FIND WHO ARE THE RABBIS ON THE

974
00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:37,311
LOCAL LEVEL?

975
00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:39,611
BBE AT A PASTOR IN A RURAL RED

976
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:40,611
STATE OR THE YOGA GUY RIGHT HERE

977
00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:43,844
IN VENICE.

978
00:34:43,911 --> 00:34:45,511
THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT PEOPLE

979
00:34:45,577 --> 00:34:47,577
LISTEN TO AND WE NEED TO EDUCATE

980
00:34:47,644 --> 00:34:50,411
THEM SO THEY CAN EDUCATE THEIR

981
00:34:50,477 --> 00:34:50,611
FLOCK.

982
00:34:50,678 --> 00:34:52,611
>> Bill: THEY ARE CALLED

983
00:34:52,678 --> 00:34:54,577
INFLUENCERS, THERE ARE 19 AND

984
00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:55,044
THERE ON INSTAGRAM.

985
00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:57,611
>> THAT'S WHAT WE DO, WE FIND A

986
00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,210
YOUTUBE OR WHO OPENS BOXES AND

987
00:34:59,277 --> 00:35:02,210
HE SAYS LET'S OPEN A BOX?

988
00:35:02,277 --> 00:35:02,811
A VACCINE!

989
00:35:02,878 --> 00:35:05,277
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

990
00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,977
>> Bill: YOU MENTIONED

991
00:35:07,044 --> 00:35:07,644
SOMETHING THAT MIGHT CRAWL OUT

992
00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:09,844
OF A LAB.

993
00:35:09,911 --> 00:35:13,177
THERE HAVE BEEN RUMORS THAT THIS

994
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:15,678
VIRUS THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH

995
00:35:15,744 --> 00:35:18,977
NOW STARTED IN A LAB IN WUHAN

996
00:35:19,044 --> 00:35:21,577
CHINA AND THAT'S NOT

997
00:35:21,644 --> 00:35:21,911
UNPRECEDENTED.

998
00:35:21,977 --> 00:35:23,778
THAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE

999
00:35:23,844 --> 00:35:24,377
SOVIET UNION IN THE 70s, DID

1000
00:35:24,444 --> 00:35:27,611
IT NOT?

1001
00:35:27,678 --> 00:35:30,210
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS

1002
00:35:30,277 --> 00:35:31,878
PARTICULAR VIRUS CAME FROM BUT I

1003
00:35:31,944 --> 00:35:33,210
CAN TELL YOU THERE IS A

1004
00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:36,010
PRESIDENT IN 1970s IN THE

1005
00:35:36,077 --> 00:35:37,644
SOVIET UNION, IT WAS A MASSIVE

1006
00:35:37,711 --> 00:35:39,844
CITY DEVOTED TO MAKING WEAPONS.

1007
00:35:39,911 --> 00:35:41,511
ONE OF THOSE WEAPONS WAS A

1008
00:35:41,577 --> 00:35:43,411
GERMAN WEAPON, IT WAS ANTHRAX,

1009
00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:44,678
AND IT GOT OUT.

1010
00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:46,444
FOR DECADES WE WERE TRYING TO

1011
00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,811
UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON AND

1012
00:35:48,878 --> 00:35:49,811
THE SOVIETS WERE SAYING IT'S

1013
00:35:49,878 --> 00:35:51,878
TAINTED TO MEET, DON'T WORRY

1014
00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:56,244
ABOUT IT, IT'S MINOR, MINOR.

1015
00:35:56,311 --> 00:35:58,678
IT TOOK UNTIL THE 1990s FOR

1016
00:35:58,744 --> 00:35:59,544
BORIS YELTSIN TO ADMIT THAT IT

1017
00:35:59,611 --> 00:36:02,377
WAS AN ACCIDENT AT A GERM

1018
00:36:02,444 --> 00:36:03,477
WEAPONS FACTORY AND IT KILLED

1019
00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:04,678
AND SICKENED MANY MORE PEOPLE

1020
00:36:04,744 --> 00:36:07,844
THAN WE HAD ANY IDEA.

1021
00:36:07,911 --> 00:36:10,077
IT WAS THE SOVIET UNION'S

1022
00:36:10,144 --> 00:36:10,778
BIOLOGICAL CHERNOBYL.

1023
00:36:10,844 --> 00:36:12,744
>> Bill: THAT COULD HAPPEN

1024
00:36:12,811 --> 00:36:13,944
AGAIN.

1025
00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:15,844
>> IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN

1026
00:36:15,911 --> 00:36:16,444
ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY WHERE

1027
00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:20,878
THERE IS NO FREE PRESS.

1028
00:36:20,944 --> 00:36:21,977
THERE WERE RUMORS HERE IN ANY

1029
00:36:22,044 --> 00:36:23,678
COUNTRY WITH A FREE PRESS, YOU

1030
00:36:23,744 --> 00:36:24,577
CAN VALIDATE IT, YOU CAN

1031
00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,444
VALIDATE IT FROM THE LOCAL

1032
00:36:26,511 --> 00:36:28,977
CITIZENRY BUT IN A COUNTRY LIKE

1033
00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:30,444
CHINA THAT SENSORS THE PRESS AND

1034
00:36:30,511 --> 00:36:32,811
SENSORS ITS OWN CITIZENS ON

1035
00:36:32,878 --> 00:36:36,377
SOCIAL MEDIA, IT CREATES A DARK

1036
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,577
SPACE RIPE FOR CONSPIRACY

1037
00:36:37,644 --> 00:36:37,844
THEORIES.

1038
00:36:37,911 --> 00:36:40,744
>> Bill: THAT IS PRECISELY WHY

1039
00:36:40,811 --> 00:36:43,377
THAT YOU SET WORLD WAR Z IN

1040
00:36:43,444 --> 00:36:45,577
CHINA OR RATHER THE DISEASE

1041
00:36:45,644 --> 00:36:48,444
COMING OUT OF CHINA BECAUSE IT'S

1042
00:36:48,511 --> 00:36:49,444
SO PRESCIENT.

1043
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:50,411
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THIS DISEASE

1044
00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:51,411
THAT WE ARE REALLY DEALING WITH

1045
00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:54,778
NOW GOT OUT.

1046
00:36:54,844 --> 00:36:55,878
IT WAS THE VERY KIND OF REGIME

1047
00:36:55,944 --> 00:36:58,411
THAT WOULD SHUT DOWN TALKING

1048
00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:01,678
ABOUT IT.

1049
00:37:01,744 --> 00:37:05,144
>> I WAS MODELING WORLD WAR Z ON

1050
00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:06,577
THE FIRST SARS OUTBREAK IN THE

1051
00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:08,678
EARLY 2000s BECAUSE IT'S NOT

1052
00:37:08,744 --> 00:37:11,344
ENOUGH TO HAVE A LARGE

1053
00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:12,177
POPULATION AND A RAPID

1054
00:37:12,244 --> 00:37:13,344
TRANSPORTATION NETWORK SO THE

1055
00:37:13,444 --> 00:37:15,010
VIRUS CAN SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE,

1056
00:37:15,077 --> 00:37:16,377
YOU ALSO NEED A GOVERNMENT THAT

1057
00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:18,177
IS WILLING TO SUPPRESS THE TRUTH

1058
00:37:18,244 --> 00:37:19,511
WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE

1059
00:37:19,577 --> 00:37:22,311
FIRST SARS OUTBREAK WHERE THE

1060
00:37:22,377 --> 00:37:25,811
WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION KNEW

1061
00:37:25,878 --> 00:37:29,210
IT WAS GOING ON AND CHINA WAS

1062
00:37:29,277 --> 00:37:31,611
DOING "IT WASN'T ME."

1063
00:37:31,678 --> 00:37:32,678
IT GOT OUT AND SUDDENLY IT'S

1064
00:37:32,744 --> 00:37:34,244
AROUND THE WORLD.

1065
00:37:34,311 --> 00:37:35,878
I WAS LOOKING BACK HOPING

1066
00:37:35,944 --> 00:37:36,811
AGAINST HOPE THAT CHINA HAD

1067
00:37:36,878 --> 00:37:37,411
LEARNED ITS LESSON AND CLEARLY

1068
00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:41,210
IT HAS NOT.

1069
00:37:41,277 --> 00:37:42,544
>> Bill: YOU WERE ALSO

1070
00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:44,244
INVOLVED IN SOMETHING CALLED THE

1071
00:37:44,311 --> 00:37:45,811
VIBRANT RESPONSE EXERCISE, I

1072
00:37:45,878 --> 00:37:47,544
THINK IT WAS IN 2011.

1073
00:37:47,611 --> 00:37:49,244
I KNOW YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT ALL

1074
00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:50,644
THE ASPECTS OF IT BECAUSE IT WAS

1075
00:37:50,711 --> 00:37:53,644
SOMEWHAT SECRET BUT THIS WAS

1076
00:37:53,711 --> 00:37:55,644
YOUR EXPERTISE THEY WANTED AND

1077
00:37:55,711 --> 00:37:56,977
THIS INVOLVED EVERYBODY.

1078
00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:59,844
THE MILITARY, THE

1079
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,044
NATIONAL GUARD, FEMA,

1080
00:38:01,110 --> 00:38:03,778
VIROLOGISTS, EVEN TRIBAL LEADERS

1081
00:38:03,844 --> 00:38:04,744
WERE INVOLVED BECAUSE THIS WAS

1082
00:38:04,811 --> 00:38:06,344
AN EXERCISE TO PLAN FOR

1083
00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:10,244
SOMETHING CATACLYSMIC, PERHAPS A

1084
00:38:10,311 --> 00:38:11,177
NUCLEAR ATTACK, THAT WOULD

1085
00:38:11,244 --> 00:38:13,778
HAPPEN ON AMERICAN SOIL.

1086
00:38:13,844 --> 00:38:15,811
TELL US WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT

1087
00:38:15,878 --> 00:38:18,577
AND I'M VERY INTERESTED IN THE

1088
00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:20,644
IDEA THAT THEY WERE PARTICULARLY

1089
00:38:20,711 --> 00:38:23,711
KEEN ON LIVING BY THE RULE OF

1090
00:38:23,778 --> 00:38:27,644
LAW, EVEN IN A DISASTER.

1091
00:38:27,711 --> 00:38:29,344
>> VIRAL RESPONSE, I WAS THERE

1092
00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:32,144
AS AN OBSERVER AND I'M NOT SURE

1093
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,778
WHAT I CAN TALK ABOUT AND WHAT I

1094
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,778
CAN'T TALK ABOUT BUT I CAN TELL

1095
00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:38,377
YOU IT WAS A HOMELAND NUCLEAR

1096
00:38:38,444 --> 00:38:40,577
EXERCISE, IT WAS THE DOOMSDAY

1097
00:38:40,644 --> 00:38:40,944
SCENARIO.

1098
00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:42,844
WHAT IF SOMEBODY SET OFF A NUKE

1099
00:38:42,911 --> 00:38:44,377
IN A MAJOR AMERICAN CITY AND I

1100
00:38:44,444 --> 00:38:45,611
WATCHED EVERY ORGAN OF

1101
00:38:45,678 --> 00:38:46,344
GOVERNMENT COME TOGETHER FROM

1102
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:50,311
THE FEDERAL RIGHT DOWN TO THE

1103
00:38:50,377 --> 00:38:50,511
LOCAL.

1104
00:38:50,577 --> 00:38:54,544
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT'S ALL

1105
00:38:54,611 --> 00:38:56,744
ACCORDING TO WHAT IS CALLED THE

1106
00:38:56,811 --> 00:38:58,611
NATIONAL RESPONSE FRAMEWORK

1107
00:38:58,678 --> 00:39:00,077
WHICH IS THE NATIONAL MASTER

1108
00:39:00,144 --> 00:39:01,444
DISASTER PLAN WHAT DO WE DO WHEN

1109
00:39:01,511 --> 00:39:02,778
THE SHIT COMES DOWN?

1110
00:39:02,844 --> 00:39:04,744
AND A GOOD SECTION OF THAT PLAN

1111
00:39:04,811 --> 00:39:06,577
IS ENSURING THAT WE PROTECT OUR

1112
00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:10,544
RIGHTS AS WELL AS OUR LIVES.

1113
00:39:10,611 --> 00:39:12,411
THIS NOTION THAT IF WE SUDDENLY

1114
00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:15,010
FEDERALIZE THIS RESPONSE WE WILL

1115
00:39:15,077 --> 00:39:15,811
BACKSLIDE INTO DICTATORSHIP IS

1116
00:39:15,878 --> 00:39:16,444
BULLSHIT.

1117
00:39:16,511 --> 00:39:18,277
THE WHOLE REASON WE HAVE THESE

1118
00:39:18,344 --> 00:39:20,210
PLANS AND EXERCISE WITH THE MEN

1119
00:39:20,277 --> 00:39:21,511
WE BRING IN ARMIES OF LAWYERS IS

1120
00:39:21,577 --> 00:39:24,977
SPECIFICALLY SO WE CAN DO THIS

1121
00:39:25,044 --> 00:39:26,377
IN THE AMERICAN WAY WITHOUT

1122
00:39:26,444 --> 00:39:28,344
TRAMPLING ON ANY OF OUR RIGHTS

1123
00:39:28,411 --> 00:39:30,477
AND TO PROVE THAT DEMOCRACY IN

1124
00:39:30,544 --> 00:39:33,511
CRISIS CAN SUCCEED.

1125
00:39:33,577 --> 00:39:35,811
>> Bill: IT'S INTERESTING.

1126
00:39:35,878 --> 00:39:37,344
I WOULD EXPECT THAT

1127
00:39:37,411 --> 00:39:38,411
PRESIDENT TRUMP WOULD USE THIS

1128
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,511
TO BECOME AN AUTHORITARIAN MORE

1129
00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:41,444
THAN HE ALREADY WANTS TO BE AND

1130
00:39:41,511 --> 00:39:44,010
WE'VE SEEN THIS ALREADY IN OTHER

1131
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:44,977
COUNTRIES.

1132
00:39:45,044 --> 00:39:46,210
WE ARE SEEING THIS AROUND THE

1133
00:39:46,277 --> 00:39:47,411
WORLD, ISRAEL -- THERE ARE NO

1134
00:39:47,477 --> 00:39:51,377
MORE COURTS THERE.

1135
00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:52,977
HUNGARY, BOLIVIA, CHILE, LOTS OF

1136
00:39:53,044 --> 00:39:55,244
COUNTRIES ARE USING THIS AS AN

1137
00:39:55,311 --> 00:39:59,010
EXCUSE -- THERE'S A REASON WHY

1138
00:39:59,077 --> 00:40:00,277
YOU HAVE TO EMPLOY DIFFERENT

1139
00:40:00,344 --> 00:40:03,878
METHODS IN A DISASTER LIKE THIS.

1140
00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:04,277
I'M SURPRISED THAT

1141
00:40:04,344 --> 00:40:06,511
PRESIDENT TRUMP HASN'T INVOKED

1142
00:40:06,577 --> 00:40:09,977
THE DEFENSE ACT WHERE YOU CAN

1143
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:11,277
ORDER A PRIVATE INDUSTRY WE DID

1144
00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:14,377
WITH WORLD WAR II.

1145
00:40:14,444 --> 00:40:15,977
WE SAID STOP MAKING CARS, WE

1146
00:40:16,044 --> 00:40:18,744
NEED TO MAKE TANKS AND PLANES.

1147
00:40:18,811 --> 00:40:20,744
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS

1148
00:40:20,811 --> 00:40:22,611
HESITATING, WHY IS HE HESITATING

1149
00:40:22,678 --> 00:40:24,110
ABOUT THAT?

1150
00:40:24,177 --> 00:40:26,577
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE IS NOT

1151
00:40:26,644 --> 00:40:28,110
ENACTED THE FULL FORCE OF THE

1152
00:40:28,177 --> 00:40:28,544
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

1153
00:40:28,611 --> 00:40:32,377
IT MIGHT BE A SMALL GROUP OF

1154
00:40:32,444 --> 00:40:36,144
DIE-HARD AYN RAND IDEOLOGUES WHO

1155
00:40:36,210 --> 00:40:37,977
DON'T WANT TO SEE BIG GOVERNMENT

1156
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,110
SUCCEED IN A CRISIS AND IT

1157
00:40:39,177 --> 00:40:41,077
VALIDATES THE IDEA OF BIG

1158
00:40:41,144 --> 00:40:42,811
GOVERNMENT WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE

1159
00:40:42,878 --> 00:40:44,577
A BIG GOVERNMENT, SPECIFICALLY

1160
00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:45,344
FOR EMERGENCIES.

1161
00:40:45,411 --> 00:40:47,311
MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT THAT,

1162
00:40:47,377 --> 00:40:48,477
MAYBE IT'S JUST STUPIDITY, MAYBE

1163
00:40:48,544 --> 00:40:50,344
IT'S ARROGANCE, MAYBE IT'S

1164
00:40:50,411 --> 00:40:51,444
MAGICAL THINKING -- I DON'T

1165
00:40:51,511 --> 00:40:51,911
KNOW.

1166
00:40:51,977 --> 00:40:54,311
I WILL TELL YOU THIS, THIS IDEA

1167
00:40:54,377 --> 00:40:57,911
THAT WE WERE CAUGHT UNAWARE,

1168
00:40:57,977 --> 00:40:58,778
THAT THIS IS SOMETHING LIKE

1169
00:40:58,844 --> 00:40:59,977
GODZILLA COMING OUT OF THE OCEAN

1170
00:41:00,044 --> 00:41:02,611
THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT -- OH

1171
00:41:02,678 --> 00:41:03,277
LOOK!

1172
00:41:03,344 --> 00:41:04,577
HERE'S THE PLAN'S SITTING ON MY

1173
00:41:04,644 --> 00:41:06,977
DESK, THAT'S NOT FROM THE

1174
00:41:07,044 --> 00:41:07,311
DARK WEB.

1175
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,611
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO READ

1176
00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:14,477
THESE PLANS BECAUSE IN A CRISIS,

1177
00:41:14,544 --> 00:41:16,944
REPUBLIC HAS TO DEPEND ON ITS

1178
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:18,477
CITIZENRY.

1179
00:41:18,544 --> 00:41:20,611
THIS IDEA THAT IF WE ENACTED THE

1180
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:22,678
DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT, SUDDENLY

1181
00:41:22,744 --> 00:41:23,944
WHERE VENEZUELA -- THAT'S A

1182
00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:25,678
COMPLETE LIE BECAUSE THE DEFENSE

1183
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,110
PRODUCTION ACT WAS SPECIFICALLY

1184
00:41:27,177 --> 00:41:28,344
WRITTEN TO PRESERVE FREE

1185
00:41:28,411 --> 00:41:30,511
ENTERPRISE CAPITALISM AND OUR

1186
00:41:30,577 --> 00:41:32,144
CONSTITUTION.

1187
00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:33,678
>> Bill: WELL SAID.

1188
00:41:33,744 --> 00:41:35,311
I APPRECIATE YOU I WAS GOING TO

1189
00:41:35,377 --> 00:41:36,744
SAY COMING OVER HERE, I WAS

1190
00:41:36,811 --> 00:41:39,577
GONNA SAY I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY,

1191
00:41:39,644 --> 00:41:42,744
BUT WE KNOW ALL THAT'S BULLSHIT.

1192
00:41:42,811 --> 00:41:44,277
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS

1193
00:41:44,344 --> 00:41:45,611
AND FOR LENDING YOUR EXPERTISE

1194
00:41:45,678 --> 00:41:46,678
AND I HOPE I SEE YOU AGAIN IN

1195
00:41:46,744 --> 00:41:48,844
PERSON SOON.

1196
00:41:48,911 --> 00:41:51,611
>> THANK YOU, TAKE CARE, BE

1197
00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:53,911
SAFE.

1198
00:41:53,977 --> 00:41:55,344
>> Bill: WE ARE BACK HERE FROM

1199
00:41:55,411 --> 00:41:57,744
MY MAN CAVE AND WE HAVE A TRUE

1200
00:41:57,811 --> 00:42:00,144
LEGEND, AN ICON, HE'S GOT A NEW

1201
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:01,778
ALBUM OUT -- IT WAS SUPPOSED TO

1202
00:42:01,844 --> 00:42:04,077
BE OUT THIS MONTH, IT WILL BE

1203
00:42:04,144 --> 00:42:05,744
OUT IN JULY NOW.

1204
00:42:05,811 --> 00:42:07,277
IT'S CALLED THE FIRST ROWS OF

1205
00:42:07,344 --> 00:42:09,110
SPRING AN IRONIC TITLE GIVEN

1206
00:42:09,177 --> 00:42:11,577
THAT THIS IS THE LOST SPRING OF

1207
00:42:11,644 --> 00:42:13,911
2020 BUT THIS IS A MAN WHO HAS

1208
00:42:13,977 --> 00:42:15,110
NEVER LOST -- WILLIE NELSON!

1209
00:42:15,177 --> 00:42:16,544
HOW ARE YOU?

1210
00:42:16,611 --> 00:42:19,977
>> I'M DOING GREAT, HOW ARE YOU

1211
00:42:20,044 --> 00:42:20,444
DOING?

1212
00:42:20,511 --> 00:42:21,977
>> Bill: AS WELL AS CAN BE

1213
00:42:22,044 --> 00:42:25,044
EXPECTED UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES

1214
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:25,611
CIRCUMSTANCES, AND NATIONAL

1215
00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:28,344
CRISIS TIMES, THE THING ON MOST

1216
00:42:28,444 --> 00:42:29,444
AMERICANS MINDS IS DARTING

1217
00:42:29,544 --> 00:42:32,077
NATIONAL TREASURES AND YOU ARE

1218
00:42:32,110 --> 00:42:33,744
ONE.

1219
00:42:33,811 --> 00:42:35,644
I GUESS AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW --

1220
00:42:35,711 --> 00:42:38,077
YOU LOOK GREAT, YOU FEEL GOOD?

1221
00:42:38,144 --> 00:42:39,277
>> SAY THAT AGAIN?

1222
00:42:39,344 --> 00:42:41,678
>> Bill: I SAID YOU LOOK

1223
00:42:41,744 --> 00:42:43,544
GREAT, YOU FEEL GOOD?

1224
00:42:43,611 --> 00:42:45,944
>> OH, YEAH, CONSIDERING.

1225
00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:49,311
>> Bill: YOU'VE SEEN A LOT, OF

1226
00:42:49,377 --> 00:42:49,744
COURSE.

1227
00:42:49,811 --> 00:42:53,144
AS FAR AS CRISES GO THAT YOU'VE

1228
00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,244
SEEN IN THIS COUNTRY, WHERE

1229
00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:56,878
WOULD YOU PUT THIS ON THE SCALE?

1230
00:42:56,944 --> 00:42:59,244
>> IT'S GOT TO BE UP THERE

1231
00:42:59,311 --> 00:43:01,144
AROUND NUMBER ONE, I THINK,

1232
00:43:01,210 --> 00:43:02,844
BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS ONE OF

1233
00:43:02,911 --> 00:43:06,277
THE CRAZIEST TIMES THAT I CAN

1234
00:43:06,344 --> 00:43:06,611
REMEMBER.

1235
00:43:06,678 --> 00:43:08,144
>> Bill: I REMEMBER BEING WITH

1236
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,511
YOU THIS LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE, WE

1237
00:43:10,577 --> 00:43:14,044
WERE IN MAUI AND WE WERE

1238
00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:14,911
BACKSTAGE AND YOU WERE KIND

1239
00:43:14,977 --> 00:43:16,678
ENOUGH TO HELP US OUT WITH OUR

1240
00:43:16,744 --> 00:43:20,878
LITTLE SKETCHES THERE AND YOU

1241
00:43:20,944 --> 00:43:22,511
ARE HESITANT TO PULL ON THE

1242
00:43:22,577 --> 00:43:24,844
JOINT.

1243
00:43:25,244 --> 00:43:28,711
BUT OF COURSE YOU DID.

1244
00:43:28,778 --> 00:43:31,110
>> I WAS SOCIAL DISTANCING WAY

1245
00:43:31,177 --> 00:43:31,444
BACK THEN.

1246
00:43:31,511 --> 00:43:32,944
>> Bill: YOU WERE AHEAD OF

1247
00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:33,511
YOUR TIME BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS

1248
00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:38,444
HAVE BEEN.

1249
00:43:38,511 --> 00:43:40,077
GIVEN THAT SOMEBODY HAS TO WATCH

1250
00:43:40,144 --> 00:43:42,044
THE LUNGS BECAUSE THIS IS A

1251
00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:44,044
DISEASE THAT ATTACKS THE LUNGS,

1252
00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:46,210
ARE YOU BEING ESPECIALLY CAREFUL

1253
00:43:46,277 --> 00:43:51,711
WITH THE MAUI WOWIE?

1254
00:43:51,778 --> 00:43:53,077
>> I SMOKE A LITTLE EVERY NOW

1255
00:43:53,144 --> 00:43:55,110
AND THEN BUT I TRY NOT TO OVERDO

1256
00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:57,277
IT.

1257
00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:58,577
USUALLY I WIND UP OVERDOING

1258
00:43:58,644 --> 00:44:00,177
EVERYTHING.

1259
00:44:00,244 --> 00:44:04,244
>> Bill: I HOPE IF THERE'S A

1260
00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:05,444
SILVER LINING HERE, IT'S GOING

1261
00:44:05,511 --> 00:44:06,911
TO TEACH US WHAT WE REALLY

1262
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:10,477
TREASURE AND WHAT WE REALLY

1263
00:44:10,544 --> 00:44:10,678
NEED.

1264
00:44:10,744 --> 00:44:12,911
I HAVE ONLY BEEN EATING IT SINCE

1265
00:44:12,977 --> 00:44:15,944
THIS CAME ALONG.

1266
00:44:16,010 --> 00:44:20,644
>> THAT'S GOOD TOO, YEAH.

1267
00:44:20,711 --> 00:44:20,878
EDIBLES.

1268
00:44:20,944 --> 00:44:22,778
>> Bill: I DON'T LIKE TO EAT

1269
00:44:22,844 --> 00:44:24,311
IT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME PARANOID

1270
00:44:24,377 --> 00:44:26,644
BUT THEN IF I SMOKE IT, I FEEL

1271
00:44:26,711 --> 00:44:29,711
IT IN MY LUNGS AND THAT MAKES ME

1272
00:44:29,778 --> 00:44:30,344
MORE PARANOID.

1273
00:44:30,411 --> 00:44:32,644
I GOT TO GET IT INTO MY BODY

1274
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:34,077
SOMEHOW, IT'S EITHER THAT OR

1275
00:44:34,144 --> 00:44:38,144
STICK ABOUT MY ASS.

1276
00:44:38,210 --> 00:44:41,544
>> I QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES BY

1277
00:44:41,611 --> 00:44:42,544
ROLLING UP TO 20 THICK JOINTS

1278
00:44:42,611 --> 00:44:44,144
AND PUTTING HIM IN A LUCKY

1279
00:44:44,210 --> 00:44:45,678
STRIKE PACKAGE AND THREW IT AWAY

1280
00:44:45,744 --> 00:44:48,110
AND I HAVEN'T SMOKED A CIGARETTE

1281
00:44:48,177 --> 00:44:51,477
SINCE.

1282
00:44:51,544 --> 00:44:52,911
I'VE LET NATURE TAKE IT'S COURSE

1283
00:44:52,977 --> 00:44:56,044
AND SO FAR AT 87, I'M NOT DOING

1284
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:56,311
THAT BAD.

1285
00:44:56,377 --> 00:44:59,177
>> Bill: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC

1286
00:44:59,244 --> 00:45:01,878
AND THIS IS ON AN iPHONE.

1287
00:45:01,944 --> 00:45:03,611
YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOU REALLY

1288
00:45:03,678 --> 00:45:04,044
NEED.

1289
00:45:04,110 --> 00:45:05,277
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WHAT YOU

1290
00:45:05,344 --> 00:45:06,644
WOULD REALLY NEED TO LIVE IS

1291
00:45:06,711 --> 00:45:11,811
BEING ON THE ROAD AND AMONG

1292
00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:16,077
PEOPLE AND ON MARIJUANA.

1293
00:45:16,144 --> 00:45:19,244
>> I REALLY MISS BEING ON THE

1294
00:45:19,311 --> 00:45:22,077
ROAD AND I MISS SEEING ALL THE

1295
00:45:22,144 --> 00:45:22,844
PEOPLE.

1296
00:45:22,911 --> 00:45:25,477
WE COME OUT TO EXCHANGE GOOD

1297
00:45:25,544 --> 00:45:27,644
POSITIVE ENERGY, WHO CARES

1298
00:45:27,711 --> 00:45:29,077
WHETHER YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT OR

1299
00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:29,477
REPUBLICAN?

1300
00:45:29,544 --> 00:45:31,711
IF YOU LIKE ON THE ROAD AGAIN,

1301
00:45:31,778 --> 00:45:33,244
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

1302
00:45:33,311 --> 00:45:35,911
>> Bill: I DO, I LOVE "ON THE

1303
00:45:35,977 --> 00:45:37,277
ROAD AGAIN" AND I LOVE WHEN

1304
00:45:37,344 --> 00:45:40,977
YOU'RE ON THE ROAD AGAIN.

1305
00:45:41,044 --> 00:45:43,311
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE AROUND YOU?

1306
00:45:43,377 --> 00:45:45,277
YOU HEAR A LOT ABOUT IF YOU ARE

1307
00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:46,144
YOUNG, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING

1308
00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:47,678
TO BE FELLED BY THIS BUT YOU

1309
00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,644
HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE IF

1310
00:45:49,711 --> 00:45:50,377
YOU'RE AROUND SOMEBODY IN THE

1311
00:45:50,444 --> 00:45:53,477
AGE GROUP YOU'RE IN OR ON FAST

1312
00:45:53,544 --> 00:45:54,544
APPROACHING, YOU HAVE TO BE

1313
00:45:54,611 --> 00:45:57,844
ESPECIALLY CAREFUL.

1314
00:45:57,911 --> 00:45:59,477
WHAT RESPONSIBILITY DO YOU THINK

1315
00:45:59,544 --> 00:46:01,678
THE ELDERLY HAVE TO SAY TO

1316
00:46:01,744 --> 00:46:04,077
PEOPLE "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM A

1317
00:46:04,144 --> 00:46:12,811
QUESTION MARK" >> YEAH, GO HOME.

1318
00:46:12,878 --> 00:46:15,811
>> Bill: HAVE YOU HAD TO SAY

1319
00:46:15,878 --> 00:46:17,644
THAT THE PEOPLE?

1320
00:46:17,711 --> 00:46:18,844
>> UNFORTUNATES, I'M OUT HERE ON

1321
00:46:18,911 --> 00:46:21,577
A NICE PLACE WITH A WHOLE LOT OF

1322
00:46:21,644 --> 00:46:24,077
HORSES AND I JUST TRY TO LIVE

1323
00:46:24,144 --> 00:46:27,044
THAT WAY AS MUCH AS I CAN.

1324
00:46:27,110 --> 00:46:29,144
>> Bill: YOU'RE IN TEXAS,

1325
00:46:29,210 --> 00:46:30,644
TEXAS IS KNOWN AS A STATE THAT

1326
00:46:30,711 --> 00:46:34,044
BELIEVES IN INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS,

1327
00:46:34,110 --> 00:46:36,010
SO I GUESS THIS IS A TOUGH ONE

1328
00:46:36,077 --> 00:46:38,544
FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE GIVEN

1329
00:46:38,611 --> 00:46:40,944
OUT DIRECTIVES FOR PEOPLE TO

1330
00:46:41,010 --> 00:46:44,411
STAY OUT OF BARS AND RESTAURANTS

1331
00:46:44,477 --> 00:46:46,377
AND FOOD COURTS AND MASSAGE

1332
00:46:46,444 --> 00:46:47,477
PARLORS -- MY QUESTION IS, WHAT

1333
00:46:47,544 --> 00:46:49,911
DO YOU MISS MOST ABOUT THE FOOD

1334
00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:51,010
COURT?

1335
00:46:51,077 --> 00:46:53,744
>> THERE'S AN OLD SAYING THAT

1336
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,277
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A TEXAN, BUT

1337
00:46:55,344 --> 00:46:59,878
YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH.

1338
00:47:00,844 --> 00:47:02,711
>> Bill: THAT'S RIGHT, BUT IN

1339
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,878
THIS ONE, THEY SHOULD LISTEN.

1340
00:47:05,944 --> 00:47:08,177
FINAL QUESTION HERE, I'VE BEEN A

1341
00:47:08,244 --> 00:47:10,444
LITTLE UPSET BECAUSE I GIVE A

1342
00:47:10,511 --> 00:47:13,477
LOT OF MY TAXES, AS WE ALL DO,

1343
00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,277
TO THE GOVERNMENT.

1344
00:47:14,344 --> 00:47:15,744
I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, IT'S NOT

1345
00:47:15,811 --> 00:47:18,010
LIKE TEXAS.

1346
00:47:18,077 --> 00:47:20,411
WE PAY STATE TAXES THAT ARE JUST

1347
00:47:20,477 --> 00:47:20,611
CRAZY.

1348
00:47:20,678 --> 00:47:22,977
PLUS THE FEDERAL TAXES.

1349
00:47:23,044 --> 00:47:27,311
THIS IS LIKE JOB ONE FOR THE

1350
00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:29,844
GOVERNMENT, TO PROTECT US IN

1351
00:47:29,911 --> 00:47:31,244
TIMES OF CRISIS LIKE THESE.

1352
00:47:31,311 --> 00:47:34,077
I WANT TO SAY AS A GUY WHO WANTS

1353
00:47:34,144 --> 00:47:36,044
DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES, YOU ARE

1354
00:47:36,110 --> 00:47:37,244
WAY AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AND I

1355
00:47:37,311 --> 00:47:38,177
APPRECIATE THAT, THEY HAVE DONE

1356
00:47:38,244 --> 00:47:42,010
A SHIP JOB PROTECTING AND DOING

1357
00:47:42,077 --> 00:47:42,977
THE ONE FUCKING THING THE

1358
00:47:43,044 --> 00:47:46,611
GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO.

1359
00:47:46,678 --> 00:47:47,678
STAY HEALTHY, I WANT TO SEE YOU

1360
00:47:47,744 --> 00:47:51,411
WHEN I'M IN HAWAII NEXT TIME.

1361
00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:53,944
>> YOU GOT IT.

1362
00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:58,044
>> Bill: YOUR ALBUM IS OUT,

1363
00:47:58,110 --> 00:47:59,210
IT'S CALLED FIRST ROSE OF

1364
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:03,044
SPRING, IT WILL BE OUT IN JULY.

1365
00:48:03,110 --> 00:48:05,377
>> IT MIGHT BE THE LAST ROWS OF

1366
00:48:05,444 --> 00:48:05,744
SPRING.

1367
00:48:05,811 --> 00:48:07,277
>> Bill: YOU WILL NOT BE THE

1368
00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:09,344
LAST ANYTHING!

1369
00:48:09,411 --> 00:48:12,544
WE'LL SEE YOU SOON.

1370
00:48:12,611 --> 00:48:15,944
NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES!

1371
00:48:20,277 --> 00:48:21,277
NEW RULE: THE MAN WHO DISGUISED

1372
00:48:21,344 --> 00:48:24,411
HIMSELF AS A DOG TO SNEAK OUT

1373
00:48:24,477 --> 00:48:26,977
DURING QUARANTINE MUST FIND THE

1374
00:48:27,044 --> 00:48:28,744
MAN WHO DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A

1375
00:48:28,811 --> 00:48:30,244
BUSH TO SPEAK OUT DURING

1376
00:48:30,311 --> 00:48:35,644
QUARANTINE AND PEE ON HIM.

1377
00:48:35,711 --> 00:48:37,044
NEW RULE, EVERYONE MUST

1378
00:48:37,110 --> 00:48:39,010
APOLOGIZE TO, TURNS OUT THEY

1379
00:48:39,077 --> 00:48:39,878
WEREN'T AT ALL, THEY WERE JUST

1380
00:48:39,944 --> 00:48:44,811
WAY AHEAD OF THEIR TIME.

1381
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:47,210
NEW RULE, AND TILL THIS IS

1382
00:48:47,277 --> 00:48:49,744
OVERCOME A JOE'S CASHIERS HAVE

1383
00:48:49,811 --> 00:48:51,177
TO SKIP THE FRIENDLY CHITCHAT.

1384
00:48:51,244 --> 00:48:54,177
DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU NEED

1385
00:48:54,244 --> 00:48:56,411
TODAY?

1386
00:48:56,477 --> 00:48:57,377
SERIOUSLY?

1387
00:48:57,444 --> 00:48:59,144
YOU'VE BEEN LOOTED BY WHITE

1388
00:48:59,210 --> 00:48:59,844
YUPPIES, I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE

1389
00:48:59,911 --> 00:49:03,444
WITH A BOTTLE OF GERKIN'S AND

1390
00:49:03,511 --> 00:49:04,644
SOME ALMOND BISCOTTI.

1391
00:49:04,711 --> 00:49:07,244
TAKE THAT AS A HINT NOW'S A GOOD

1392
00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:09,511
TIME TO SHUT UP FUCK UP.

1393
00:49:09,577 --> 00:49:11,644
NEW RULE: MARRIED COUPLES WHO

1394
00:49:11,711 --> 00:49:13,511
HAVE SPENT YEARS QUIETLY PITYING

1395
00:49:13,577 --> 00:49:14,678
SINGLE PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THOSE

1396
00:49:14,744 --> 00:49:16,277
OF US WHO DON'T HAVE CHILDREN,

1397
00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:18,944
HAVE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION,

1398
00:49:19,010 --> 00:49:23,977
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

1399
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,411
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1400
00:49:25,477 --> 00:49:27,044
I'M ALL FOR RALLYING AROUND THE

1401
00:49:27,110 --> 00:49:28,477
FLAG BUT LET'S NOT RALLY AROUND

1402
00:49:28,544 --> 00:49:31,077
THE GUY WHO MISSED ALL THE

1403
00:49:31,144 --> 00:49:33,577
RED FLAGS.

1404
00:49:33,644 --> 00:49:35,277
AMERICA HAS BEEN SLOW AND

1405
00:49:35,344 --> 00:49:36,110
INEFFICIENT IN RESPONDING TO

1406
00:49:36,177 --> 00:49:38,811
THIS CRISIS AND YET OUR LEADER'S

1407
00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:40,878
RATING IS UP BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT

1408
00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:45,977
WE DO.

1409
00:49:46,044 --> 00:49:47,811
IN TIMES OF CRISIS, OUR LEADERS

1410
00:49:47,878 --> 00:49:49,577
GET A BUMP IN THE POLLS WHETHER

1411
00:49:49,644 --> 00:49:51,878
IT'S JUSTIFIED OR NOT BECAUSE OF

1412
00:49:51,944 --> 00:49:56,811
ACRISIS IS NO TIME TO THINK AND

1413
00:49:56,878 --> 00:49:58,977
RALLYING AROUND THE PRESIDENT IS

1414
00:49:59,044 --> 00:49:59,544
JUST ONE OF THOSE IRRATIONAL

1415
00:49:59,611 --> 00:50:03,344
THINGS WE DO IN A CRISIS, LIKE

1416
00:50:03,411 --> 00:50:06,611
ACCORDING CHARMAN OR PRAYING.

1417
00:50:06,678 --> 00:50:10,277
ESPECIALLY IF THE PRESIDENT SAYS

1418
00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,778
HE'S A WARTIME LEADER WHICH THIS

1419
00:50:12,844 --> 00:50:15,177
PRESIDENT SAYS HE IS NOW.

1420
00:50:15,244 --> 00:50:17,544
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S A WAR ON

1421
00:50:17,611 --> 00:50:17,811
SCIENCE.

1422
00:50:17,878 --> 00:50:19,611
AMERICANS HAVE MADE THIS MISTAKE

1423
00:50:19,678 --> 00:50:20,377
BEFORE.

1424
00:50:20,444 --> 00:50:23,344
ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001 AS

1425
00:50:23,411 --> 00:50:26,177
PRESIDENT BUSH WAS READING "MY

1426
00:50:26,244 --> 00:50:28,377
PET GOAT" TO SCHOOLCHILDREN, AN

1427
00:50:28,444 --> 00:50:29,844
AIDE WHISPERED IN HIS EAR

1428
00:50:29,911 --> 00:50:31,210
AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK AND HE

1429
00:50:31,277 --> 00:50:32,944
SAT THERE LOOKING LIKE HE FORGOT

1430
00:50:33,010 --> 00:50:35,144
TO TURN OFF THE STOVE.

1431
00:50:35,210 --> 00:50:37,010
HIS RESPONSE WAS "THE ATTACK CAN

1432
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,644
WAIT, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT

1433
00:50:38,711 --> 00:50:41,110
HAPPENED TO THE GOAT."

1434
00:50:41,177 --> 00:50:43,577
AND THEN OF COURSE, BECAUSE

1435
00:50:43,644 --> 00:50:44,144
AMERICA, HIS APPROVAL RATING

1436
00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:47,411
WENT UP.

1437
00:50:47,477 --> 00:50:49,110
AFTER THE ATTACK, MUCH LIKE THE

1438
00:50:49,177 --> 00:50:50,878
TRUMP PEOPLE NOW, THEY SAID WHO

1439
00:50:50,944 --> 00:50:53,977
COULD HAVE IMAGINED THIS?

1440
00:50:54,044 --> 00:50:56,911
IN BOTH CASES, EXPERTS.

1441
00:50:56,977 --> 00:50:58,010
EXPERTS DID.

1442
00:50:58,077 --> 00:50:59,444
BUSH WAS REPEATEDLY WARNED THAT

1443
00:50:59,511 --> 00:51:01,511
AL QAEDA COULD CRASH A PLANE

1444
00:51:01,577 --> 00:51:03,377
INTO THE PENTAGON AND THE FBI

1445
00:51:03,444 --> 00:51:04,577
REPORTED THAT WEIRD HOLY MEN

1446
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:06,844
WERE TRAINING AT U.S. FLIGHT

1447
00:51:06,911 --> 00:51:08,711
SCHOOLS, PRACTICING THE FLYING

1448
00:51:08,778 --> 00:51:12,911
PART, NO INTE INTEREST IN LANDI.

1449
00:51:12,977 --> 00:51:17,911
THERE WAS THE FAMOUS MEMO

1450
00:51:17,977 --> 00:51:20,311
"BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE

1451
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,210
IN THE U.S.."

1452
00:51:21,277 --> 00:51:24,377
VERONICA MARS COULD'VE PUT THIS

1453
00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:25,077
TOGETHER IN 40 MINUTES, AL QAEDA

1454
00:51:25,144 --> 00:51:27,844
DID EVERYTHING BUT SEND HIM AN

1455
00:51:27,911 --> 00:51:28,977
EMAIL "SEPTEMBER 11TH, SAVE THE

1456
00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:31,811
DATE."

1457
00:51:31,878 --> 00:51:32,611
WAS THIS CURRENT CRISIS

1458
00:51:32,678 --> 00:51:33,344
PREVENTABLE?

1459
00:51:33,411 --> 00:51:35,511
NOT ALL OF IT, OF COURSE.

1460
00:51:35,577 --> 00:51:37,377
WE COULD HAVE DONE WHAT

1461
00:51:37,444 --> 00:51:38,911
SOUTH KOREA DID, THEIR NIGHTMARE

1462
00:51:38,977 --> 00:51:41,210
STARTED THE EXACT SAME DAY.

1463
00:51:41,277 --> 00:51:43,177
WHILE TRUMP SHUT UP EXPERTS,

1464
00:51:43,244 --> 00:51:45,811
HAPPY TALK, AND LIED HIS ASS

1465
00:51:45,878 --> 00:51:49,010
OFF, SOUTH KOREA PUT A STRONG

1466
00:51:49,077 --> 00:51:50,411
TESTING PROGRAM IN PLACE,

1467
00:51:50,477 --> 00:51:52,611
TRACING PEOPLE AND THEY HAVE 21

1468
00:51:52,678 --> 00:51:56,411
TIMES FEWER CASES AND 31 TIMES

1469
00:51:56,477 --> 00:51:57,210
FEWER DEATHS.

1470
00:51:57,277 --> 00:51:58,411
THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A BIG

1471
00:51:58,477 --> 00:51:59,277
LOCK DOWN SO THEIR PETS AREN'T

1472
00:51:59,344 --> 00:52:01,177
LOOKING AT THEM LIKE A DON'T YOU

1473
00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:04,511
HAVE SOME PLACE TO BE?

1474
00:52:04,577 --> 00:52:07,778
IF THIS IS A WAR, TRUMP LOST

1475
00:52:07,844 --> 00:52:08,778
THAT IN JANUARY.

1476
00:52:08,844 --> 00:52:17,944
HE'S NOT FDR OR JFK, HE IS LOL.

1477
00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:19,544
IT'S DISTURBING HE'S GETTING A

1478
00:52:19,611 --> 00:52:22,577
BUMP IN THE POLLS, IT TELLS US

1479
00:52:22,644 --> 00:52:24,644
WE ARE ENTERING INTO RALLY

1480
00:52:24,711 --> 00:52:25,611
AROUND THE LEADER TIME.

1481
00:52:25,678 --> 00:52:29,044
AROUND THE GUY WHO MADE IT WORSE

1482
00:52:29,110 --> 00:52:29,244
WORSE.

1483
00:52:29,311 --> 00:52:30,977
COME ON, TOILET PAPER IS NOW

1484
00:52:31,044 --> 00:52:34,911
MORE VALUABLE THAN THE DOLLAR.

1485
00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:38,210
WE DO HAVE ACTUAL HEROES HERE,

1486
00:52:38,277 --> 00:52:40,377
THEY'RE WORKING IN HOSPITALS,

1487
00:52:40,444 --> 00:52:41,711
DOCTORS ON THE FRONT LINES,

1488
00:52:41,778 --> 00:52:45,844
STOCKERS AT GROCERY STORES AND

1489
00:52:45,911 --> 00:52:49,778
CASHIERS AT WEED DISPENSARIES.

1490
00:52:49,844 --> 00:52:50,344
BUT NOT TRUMP.

1491
00:52:50,411 --> 00:52:53,344
LET'S STOP DOING THIS THING

1492
00:52:53,411 --> 00:52:54,110
WHERE WE DELUDE OURSELVES INTO

1493
00:52:54,177 --> 00:52:55,344
LIE ADVISING SOMEONE JUST

1494
00:52:55,411 --> 00:52:56,344
BECAUSE THEY WERE THERE WHEN THE

1495
00:52:56,411 --> 00:53:00,511
SHIT HIT THE FAN.

1496
00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:02,344
GIULIANI WAS NOT POPULAR IN

1497
00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:03,977
NEW YORK BEFORE 9/11 AND THEN WE

1498
00:53:04,044 --> 00:53:05,311
HAD A CRISIS AND SOON HE WAS

1499
00:53:05,377 --> 00:53:09,344
AMERICA'S MAYOR.

1500
00:53:09,411 --> 00:53:10,344
"NEW YORK MAGAZINE" SAID PEOPLE

1501
00:53:10,411 --> 00:53:13,944
YEARN TO EXPERIENCE HIS

1502
00:53:14,010 --> 00:53:14,244
PRESENCE.

1503
00:53:14,311 --> 00:53:17,744
HIS WIVES, NOT SO MUCH.

1504
00:53:17,811 --> 00:53:20,277
OVER THE LAST TWO DECADES, RUDY

1505
00:53:20,344 --> 00:53:22,678
HAS TRAVELED THE WORLD AS AN

1506
00:53:22,744 --> 00:53:23,277
INTERNATIONAL SECURITY EXPERT

1507
00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:25,144
DESPITE THE FACT THAT HIS BIG

1508
00:53:25,210 --> 00:53:27,144
SECURITY DECISION AS MAYOR WAS

1509
00:53:27,210 --> 00:53:28,711
TO OVERRIDE OBJECTIONS FROM THE

1510
00:53:28,778 --> 00:53:30,444
NYPD AND THE SECRET SERVICE, AND

1511
00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:32,744
PUT THE CITY'S EMERGENCY COMMAND

1512
00:53:32,811 --> 00:53:33,544
CENTER IN THE ONE PLACE IT WAS

1513
00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:35,844
MOST LIKELY TO BE WIPED OUT, IN

1514
00:53:35,911 --> 00:53:36,844
THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AFTER IT

1515
00:53:36,911 --> 00:53:39,744
HAD BEEN BOMBED THE FIRST TIME.

1516
00:53:39,811 --> 00:53:41,711
IT WOULD BE LIKE STATIONING OR

1517
00:53:41,778 --> 00:53:42,311
TORNADO RESPONSE TEAM INSIDE A

1518
00:53:42,377 --> 00:53:46,077
TRAILER PARK.

1519
00:53:46,144 --> 00:53:49,678
THE ROOT PROBLEM WE GOT HERE AS

1520
00:53:49,744 --> 00:53:50,944
REPUBLICANS ARE BETTER AT

1521
00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:53,077
POLITICS AND SO THEY GET ELECTED

1522
00:53:53,144 --> 00:53:54,311
BUT ONCE IN OFFICE, THEY CAN'T

1523
00:53:54,377 --> 00:53:57,344
DO ANYTHING.

1524
00:53:57,411 --> 00:53:59,544
BECAUSE THEIR IDEA OF GOVERNMENT

1525
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,277
THIS DISMANTLING GOVERNMENT.

1526
00:54:01,344 --> 00:54:03,711
LET'S ALSO SKIP THE "WE NEED TO

1527
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BE LESS PARTISAN" VIRTUE

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SIGNALING WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS

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REPUBLICANS HAVE A PROUD, PROVEN

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LEGACY OF GOVERNMENT DYSFUNCTION

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SYNDROME.

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YESTERDAY IT WAS BUSH AND

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GIULIANI, TODAY, IT'S TRUMP,

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McCONNELL, AND RON DeSANTIS

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AND WE CAN ONLY BE SAFER WHEN

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EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM IS VOTED

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OUT.

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THAT'S OUR SHOW FROM MY

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BACKYARD!

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I WANT TO THANK OUR GUESTS

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BERNIE SANDERS, ERIC GARCETTI,

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MAX BROOKS, SETH MacFARLANE,

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AND WILLIE NELSON AND I'LL BE --

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NOWHERE, I'LL BE HERE!

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BUT WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK.

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THANK YOU FOLKS, GOOD NIGHT!

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