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Thank you.
Bill: thank you very much. Thank you. Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
thank you.
Ok.
Thank you. Ok. Ok.
Ok. Ok. All right.
All right.
Sit down.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen.
I am totally with you no matter
Gentlemen. I am totally with you no matter what you're riled up about.
I'm totally with you.
What you're riled up about. I'm totally with you. Who here is sick about hearing
about the debt ceiling?
Because if there's one more
About the debt ceiling? Because if there's one more thing that's exciting more than
partisan bickering is
Thing that's exciting more than partisan bickering is accounting.
Partisan bickering is accounting. This has been going on and has
Accounting. This has been going on and has reached that awkward moment
that a pissing contest reaches
Reached that awkward moment that a pissing contest reaches where everyone is out of piss
That a pissing contest reaches where everyone is out of piss and now they're just standing
Where everyone is out of piss and now they're just standing there with their dick in their
And now they're just standing there with their dick in their hand.
There with their dick in their hand. It's a little embarrassing.
Hand. It's a little embarrassing.
yeah, but it's - But it's not
- It's not over.
Yeah, but it's - But it's not - It's not over. The whole congress has to stay
there for the whole weekend.
They have to stay after for the
There for the whole weekend. They have to stay after for the weekend.
The tea party republicans are
Weekend. The tea party republicans are especially pissed off for this.
A lot of them had to cancel
Especially pissed off for this. A lot of them had to cancel their civil war reenactment.
Yeah, their plan is to not pay
Their civil war reenactment. Yeah, their plan is to not pay our bills and hopes nobody gets
too mad about it.
Our bills and hopes nobody gets too mad about it. Call me crazy, but i think the
Too mad about it. Call me crazy, but i think the government owes an apology to
wesley snipes.
Government owes an apology to wesley snipes. Wasn't that his plan?
Wesley snipes. Wasn't that his plan? One of the leading tea partiers
is a guy named joe walsh.
Congressman joe walsh.
Is a guy named joe walsh. Congressman joe walsh. He went on youtube and wagged
his finger at obama.
Turns he is $117,000 delinquent
His finger at obama. Turns he is $117,000 delinquent in his child support.
Have you no irony, mr.
In his child support. Have you no irony, mr. Congressman?
He said his kids don't have a
child support problem.
They have a spending problem.
Child support problem. They have a spending problem.
you know, if that's their line
as if the only problem is
You know, if that's their line as if the only problem is spending in washington.
As if the only problem is spending in washington. John boehner said the other day
Spending in washington. John boehner said the other day that the democratic plan that
was put forward is fake.
That the democratic plan that was put forward is fake. He wants to save money by
Was put forward is fake. He wants to save money by ending our wars.
Saving money by ending our
Ending our wars. Saving money by ending our wars?
Have you gone sane?
Wars? Have you gone sane? The republicans also attached
39 writers to the bill
repealing environmental
protection law.
Repealing environmental protection law. Many of them forbade adding
Protection law. Many of them forbade adding endangered animals.
Once we get rid of social
Endangered animals. Once we get rid of social security, the old people will
have to eat something.
Security, the old people will have to eat something. Sorry, woodpeckers.
Have to eat something. Sorry, woodpeckers. But you know, i'll tell you the
essence of the problem is
something i've been saying for
Essence of the problem is something i've been saying for years - One party has no
Something i've been saying for years - One party has no brains and the other party has
Years - One party has no brains and the other party has no balls.
Brains and the other party has no balls. Is it really so much to ask
No balls. Is it really so much to ask that to be one party with both?
Listen to this, by midweek the
That to be one party with both? Listen to this, by midweek the democrats had given to the
republicans more than they
Democrats had given to the republicans more than they originally asked for when these
Republicans more than they originally asked for when these negotiations started and the
Originally asked for when these negotiations started and the republicans still wouldibility
Negotiations started and the republicans still wouldibility take it.
Republicans still wouldibility take it. We are, the democrats getting
Take it. We are, the democrats getting rid of the bush tax cuts?
No, that's off the table.
Rid of the bush tax cuts? No, that's off the table. Deduction on corporation jets?
No, off the table.
Ending subsidies for oil
companies?
Off the table.
Companies? Off the table. The only thing on the table is
the democrats bent over.
That's what's on the table.
The democrats bent over. That's what's on the table.
john boehner's plan, no tax
increases and a trillion
John boehner's plan, no tax increases and a trillion dollars in cuts.
Increases and a trillion dollars in cuts. Harry reid's plan - That's the
Dollars in cuts. Harry reid's plan - That's the democrat's plan, no tax
increases, $2 trillion in cuts.
Democrat's plan, no tax increases, $2 trillion in cuts. This makes it really hard for
Increases, $2 trillion in cuts. This makes it really hard for the white house because if the
democrats don't stand up for
The white house because if the democrats don't stand up for what they believe in, how can
Democrats don't stand up for what they believe in, how can obama sell them out?
What they believe in, how can obama sell them out?
Obama sell them out? why is he bragging how he is
bending over backwards.
Why is he bragging how he is bending over backwards. That's not a virtue to me.
Bending over backwards. That's not a virtue to me. If he bent over more backwards
he could work the pole at the
spearmint rhino.
He could work the pole at the spearmint rhino. Well, one person who will not
Spearmint rhino. Well, one person who will not be working with the pole at the
spearmint rhino is the governor
Be working with the pole at the spearmint rhino is the governor of new jersey, governor, fat
Spearmint rhino is the governor of new jersey, governor, fat bastard - I mean governor
Of new jersey, governor, fat bastard - I mean governor chris cristy had trouble
Bastard - I mean governor chris cristy had trouble breathing.
Chris cristy had trouble breathing. He first noticed that there was
Breathing. He first noticed that there was a problem when he had difficult
inhaling a pizza.
A problem when he had difficult inhaling a pizza. He was in the supermarket and
Inhaling a pizza. He was in the supermarket and he felt a tightness in his
chest.
He felt a tightness in his chest. And then he realized he had
Chest. And then he realized he had gotten lodged in the dairy
case.
Gotten lodged in the dairy case. No, he's ok.
Case. No, he's ok. The hospital upgraded his
position to gigantic.
And the doctors say he's
Position to gigantic. And the doctors say he's already up and about and taking
helicopters to travel 20 feet.
Already up and about and taking helicopters to travel 20 feet. The doctors said to governor
Helicopters to travel 20 feet. The doctors said to governor cristy, you have to stop eating
ice cream out of big
Cristy, you have to stop eating ice cream out of big five-Gallon tubs and he said
Ice cream out of big five-Gallon tubs and he said why?
Five-Gallon tubs and he said why? And the doctor said so i can
Why? And the doctor said so i can examine you.
All right.
Examine you. All right. We've got a great show.
We've got matt kibbe and
margaret hoover and eliot
spitzer is here.
Margaret hoover and eliot spitzer is here. And a little later bryan
Spitzer is here. And a little later bryan cranston will be out here.
But first for 10 years he tried
Cranston will be out here. But first for 10 years he tried to tell the world that bernie
madoff was a crook.
To tell the world that bernie madoff was a crook. His book "no one would lisn. "
Madoff was a crook. His book "no one would lisn. " His new documentary opening
august 26.
Harry markopolos.
August 26. Harry markopolos. >> Thank you for having me.
Bill: sure, i recognize you
from your appearances on "60
minutes. "
From your appearances on "60 minutes. " You're a whistleower
Minutes. " You're a whistleower >> iryo be.
I chase bad guys.
>> Iryo be. I chase bad guys. Bill: there's too little of
that.
How do you think we can make
That. How do you think we can make the life of the whistleblower
more safe and encourage them
The life of the whistleblower more safe and encourage them more?
More safe and encourage them more? >> Don frank did that with
More? >> Don frank did that with section 922, the don frank act.
Bill: speak in regular person
Section 922, the don frank act. Bill: speak in regular person language.
>> Congress protects
Language. >> Congress protects whistleblowers.
If they do, they won't get
Whistleblowers. If they do, they won't get punished.
They get rarded with 10% to
Punished. They get rarded with 10% to ste. Of whatever the bad guys
bill: i hear that that bill
Ste. Of whatever the bad guys bill: i hear that that bill you're referring to is dying
Bill: i hear that that bill you're referring to is dying the death of a thousand cuts
You're referring to is dying the death of a thousand cuts because they have a million
The death of a thousand cuts because they have a million lobbyists that are working at
Because they have a million lobbyists that are working at it and they're at it like chris
Lobbyists that are working at it and they're at it like chris cristy at porter house steak.
It and they're at it like chris cristy at porter house steak. >> The s. E.C. Has been very
Cristy at porter house steak. >> The s. E.C. Has been very aggressive and diligently are
solving those cases with me.
Aggressive and diligently are solving those cases with me. Fahris cristy is. More about how
Solving those cases with me. Fahris cristy is. More about how no.
As an expert on financial
No. As an expert on financial things, but is there any
connection in your mind between
Things, but is there any connection in your mind between what was going on - It was
Connection in your mind between what was going on - It was only a few years ago when we
What was going on - It was only a few years ago when we were obsessed with bernie
Only a few years ago when we were obsessed with bernie madoff and this crisis that's
Were obsessed with bernie madoff and this crisis that's going on?
Madoff and this crisis that's going on? >> Y, croed accounting is a
Going on? >> Y, croed accounting is a similar theme between both.
Congress can attack the $24
Similar theme between both. Congress can attack the $24 trillion deficit problem.
But they have off-Balance sheet
Trillion deficit problem. But they have off-Balance sheet liabilitys that are bigger.
Medicare is probably $80
Liabilitys that are bigger. Medicare is probably $80 trillion.
>> Unfunded. Illion?
Trillion. >> Unfunded. Illion? Bill: how many years?
>> You have to look long-Term.
You to be budgeted in decades.
Bill: we're not going to run
that up in a year.
>> By 2040-
That up in a year. >> By 2040 - Bill: $80 trillion.
Y, we're in bigger shit than
i thought.
You're debbie downer.
I thought. You're debbie downer. And if we default, i mean, you
hear this argument on
television every day, the t
Hear this argument on television every day, the t
Television every day, the t part ss, don't worry about
Part ss, don't worry about it. But we're fucked, rht, ife
It. But we're fucked, rht, ife default?
The people who seem to know
Default? The people who seem to know math and have went to college,
they seem and read - They seem
Math and have went to college, they seem and read - They seem - The thinkers is what i'm
They seem and read - They seem - The thinkers is what i'm saying, they seem to feel that
if we default on this, it is a
Saying, they seem to feel that if we default on this, it is a clamity.
If we default on this, it is a clamity. >> The u. S. Dollar can quickly
Clamity. >> The u. S. Dollar can quickly become the american peso.
That's what the math looks
Become the american peso. That's what the math looks like.
As far as a triple a rating,
Like. As far as a triple a rating, there's no way we can have a
triple a rating not with the
There's no way we can have a triple a rating not with the congress we have.
Triple a rating not with the congress we have. Bill: but if we lose that
Congress we have. Bill: but if we lose that triple a rating worse.
>> It's going to harm the
Triple a rating worse. >> It's going to harm the economy.
Bill: so you're saying we're
Economy. Bill: so you're saying we're skating on a triple a and we
shouldn't do anything who know
Skating on a triple a and we shouldn't do anything who know it's not really a triple a.
Shouldn't do anything who know it's not really a triple a. >> Double-A is bad.
It's not really a triple a. >> Double-A is bad. A.A. Could be worse.
Bill: i get it it.
- I get it.
bill: so i really enjoyed the
documentary about bernie
Bill: so i really enjoyed the documentary about bernie madoff.
Documentary about bernie madoff. I must say there was a lot more
Madoff. I must say there was a lot more guns involved in that
documentary than i thought
Guns involved in that documentary than i thought there would in a documentary
Documentary than i thought there would in a documentary about an accountant.
There would in a documentary about an accountant. Tell the people's about the
About an accountant. Tell the people's about the guns because you feared for
your life.
Guns because you feared for your life. >> I did because bernie was
Your life. >> I did because bernie was stealing from organized crime
if you're crazy enough to steal
Stealing from organized crime if you're crazy enough to steal from the co william byians,
If you're crazy enough to steal from the co william byians, well, they have a unique of
From the co william byians, well, they have a unique of managing their terminations.
Well, they have a unique of managing their terminations. If he knew i had a team
Managing their terminations. If he knew i had a team dragging him across two
continents then i have a lot to
Dragging him across two continents then i have a lot to fear.
Continents then i have a lot to fear. Bill: do you still fear?
Fear. Bill: do you still fear? >> No, all the risk turned to
him when he turned his sorry
butt i
Him when he turned his sorry butt i
Butt i bill: right.
Do we know how he's doing in
Bill: right. Do we know how he's doing in prison?
>> I heae's an joying an
Prison? >> I heae's an joying an active sex life.
He's the belle of the balm
Active sex life. He's the belle of the balm bill: he hasn't - Belle of the
ball.
Bill: he hasn't - Belle of the ball. Bill: he hasn't made a lot of
Ball. Bill: he hasn't made a lot of enemies.
>> No one needed the guns more
Enemies. >> No one needed the guns more yocan' exactly flee to
another country with all those
Yocan' exactly flee to another country with all those people looking if you.
Another country with all those people looking if you. Bill: right.
People looking if you. Bill: right. You mentioned organized crime,
it kind of reminded me of
whitey bullger, you know that
It kind of reminded me of whitey bullger, you know that crook from england.
Whitey bullger, you know that crook from england. He was protected the whole
Crook from england. He was protected the whole time, it turned out from the
inside.
Time, it turned out from the inside. He had those guys on the f. B.I.
Inside. He had those guys on the f. B.I. He was their informants.
It's sort of the same thing
with bernie and the s. E.
Cremplet c. - S.E.C.
With bernie and the s. E. Cremplet c. - S.E.C. They protected him.
>> They're supposed to regulate
just like the material mining
industry.
Just like the material mining industry. The miners were killed.
Industry. The miners were killed. People on the horizons.
And that's how they do it.
Bill: is the s. E.C. Better now
Than it was in bush.
>> Mary shapiro is the chairman
Than it was in bush. >> Mary shapiro is the chairman has clean house.
She's enacted all of the
Has clean house. She's enacted all of the reforms that the attorney
general has pointed out in the
Reforms that the attorney general has pointed out in the madoff case.
General has pointed out in the madoff case. They're bringing out big cases.
Madoff case. They're bringing out big cases. Before there was a protected
species on wall street.
And now no one's protected on
Species on wall street. And now no one's protected on wall street.
Bill: so if we had another
Wall street. Bill: so if we had another crisis with the banks, would we
il tm ogain
They don't deserve it, do they?
Bill: but they say if we d't,
They don't deserve it, do they? Bill: but they say if we d't, then the clamity would be
greater.
Then the clamity would be greater. >> What shay should have done
Greater. >> What shay should have done the first time is nationalize
these companies.
The first time is nationalize these companies. Turn them over to the
These companies. Turn them over to the bondholders.
Say your bond is worthless.
Bondholders. Say your bond is worthless. Any liquidity means you have,
the federal reserve will
provide liquidity as far as the
The federal reserve will provide liquidity as far as the c. E.O. And the chief risk
Provide liquidity as far as the c. E.O. And the chief risk officer, gone, fired.
C.E.O. And the chief risk officer, gone, fired. Bill: well, since we're about
Officer, gone, fired. Bill: well, since we're about to default and since we bailed
out the banks, what about the
To default and since we bailed out the banks, what about the banks bailing out us this time?
Out the banks, what about the banks bailing out us this time? What about the banks lending
Banks bailing out us this time? What about the banks lending the united states money and
then we saying to them, we'll
The united states money and then we saying to them, we'll pay you back when we get it?
Then we saying to them, we'll pay you back when we get it? >> Amen, brother.
Pay you back when we get it? >> Amen, brother. Let's do that.
I like that.
Bill: thank you very much.
Harry markopolos.
all right.
Let's meet our panel.
All right. Let's meet our panel. Hey, here they are.
He is the former governor of
new york.
You all know the sheriff of
New york. You all know the sheriff of wall street, eliot spitzer.
She isepubcans strategist
Wall street, eliot spitzer. She isepubcans strategist and author of "american
individualism," margaret hoover
And author of "american individualism," margaret hoover is bac wit us.
Individualism," margaret hoover is bac wit us. Hey,argat.
Is bac wit us. Hey,argat. And the president and c. E.O. Of
freedom worksnd author of
"give us liberty" matt kibbe.
Freedom worksnd author of "give us liberty" matt kibbe. How are you doing?
"Give us liberty" matt kibbe. How are you doing? >> Good.
Bill: this is a good pel
>> Good. Bill: this is a good pel because we have representation
of the entire united states
Because we have representation of the entire united states system.
Of the entire united states system. We have a democrat - A real
System. We have a democrat - A real democrat.
>> Thank you for saying that.
Democrat. >> Thank you for saying that. I'm proud of that.
Bill: not the kind of pussies
then we have a republican.
>> I like the tea party.
Then we have a republican. >> I like the tea party. I think the tea party has
brought enormous -
Bill: just like a replica
Brought enormous - Bill: just like a replica wi nevay a bad word
against the tea party.
Wi nevay a bad word against the tea party. And then we have a true tea
Against the tea party. And then we have a true tea party.
Tea partier.
Bill: i don't know what you
Tea partier. Bill: i don't know what you have to be a shamed of other
than bringing down this world.
Have to be a shamed of other than bringing down this world. You are contrliverything.
Than bringing down this world. You are contrliverything. I don't know if that's fair.
I heard matt laurer say the
other day, do the american
people deserve this, you know,
Other day, do the american people deserve this, you know, what's going on?
People deserve this, you know, what's going on? And my answer would be the
What's going on? And my answer would be the people in the tea party deserve
it because when i hear it's all
People in the tea party deserve it because when i hear it's all over the news.
It because when i hear it's all over the news. When i hear it's a hostage
Over the news. When i hear it's a hostage situation, your economic terror
is is that fair?
Situation, your economic terror is is that fair? >> I don't think that's fair.
Is is that fair? >> I don't think that's fair. We stepped up in a democratic
process.
The government goes to those
Process. The government goes to those who show up.
In 2009 we marched to
Who show up. In 2009 we marched to washington in peaceful protest
petitioning our government for
Washington in peaceful protest petitioning our government for grievances.
Petitioning our government for grievances. Bill: what about the people who
Grievances. Bill: what about the people who say, you don't really
understand how dire this
Say, you don't really understand how dire this situation is?
Understand how dire this situation is? It's like a baby who got a hold
Situation is? It's like a baby who got a hold of a shotgun and we're trying
to get it away from the baby.
Of a shotgun and we're trying to get it away from the baby. >> Here's how i see it, both
To get it away from the baby. >> Here's how i see it, both parties are sitting in a
burning theater.
Parties are sitting in a burning theater. We yeldire.
Burning theater. We yeldire. >> I don't want to jump in and
be too - But i think you guys
lit the fire.
Be too - But i think you guys lit the fire. Let's be real about this.
Lit the fire. Let's be real about this. Many people - Bill clinton had
a budget surplus.
George bush gave us the
A budget surplus. George bush gave us the deficit, gave us the recession,
gave us the recession that led
Deficit, gave us the recession, gave us the recession that led us over the cliff.
Gave us the recession that led us over the cliff. It is the inmates running the
Us over the cliff. It is the inmates running the asylum.
It is the people running the
Asylum. It is the people running the polics -
Polics - >> i'm glad you say i'm an old
school democrat.
>> I'm glad you say i'm an old school democrat. I believe in science -
School democrat. I believe in science - >> And spending.
>> And in responsible
capitalism.
>> Leer's what really happened
Capitalism. >> Leer's what really happened - Here's what really happened.
Let's be honest.
There was no deficit and george
bush raised it.
And then it got doubled by
Bush raised it. And then it got doubled by barack obama.
And so here's the reality.
Barack obama. And so here's the reality. The tea party came to town -
It - The debt doubled.
The debt doubled.
And the reality is that if the
tea party hadn't come to town
the senate would have had a few
Tea party hadn't come to town the senate would have had a few speeches and the floor and the
The senate would have had a few speeches and the floor and the
Speeches and the floor and the >> We changed the conversation.
Bill: did the debt double since
>> We changed the conversation. Bill: did the debt double since obama?
>> Not because of the
Obama? >> Not because of the president.
Four factors.
Bill: really?
The debt is $14 trillion?
Bill: really? The debt is $14 trillion? >> Yeah.
>> Here's whataused it
>> we're about to go to 15-
>> We're about to go to 15- >> Admit that i'm right now.
>> We're about to go to 15 - >> Admit that i'm right now. >> Two wars caused it.
The bush tax cut caused it -
>> The stimulus -
>> Please stop one minute.
The recession that's the
consequence of the deregulatory
craziness and the stimulus that
Consequence of the deregulatory craziness and the stimulus that worked - The auto industry -
Craziness and the stimulus that worked - The auto industry - Bill: 7%.
Worked - The auto industry - Bill: 7%. >> Bill is exactly right.
Bill: the stimulus is 7%.
>> Barack obama budget's -
An why dide nee it
>> the debt has doubled.
>> Margaret, you're not looking
>> The debt has doubled. >> Margaret, you're not looking at causive factors.
>> No!
At causive factors. >> No! But elliott -
Bill: let's move on.
>> you're patronizing to the
woman on the table.
>> You're patronizing to the woman on the table. We're talking about numbers.
Woman on the table. We're talking about numbers. We're talking about a debt that
has doubled since barack obama
has been in office.
Has doubled since barack obama has been in office. That's a fact.
Has been in office. That's a fact. Bill: it's not a fact.
It's not the right number -
And also, i'll tell you - In
2009 which is bush's budget,
ok, the reason why they had to
spend some money and again 7%
Ok, the reason why they had to spend some money and again 7% of the big problem, the reason
Spend some money and again 7% of the big problem, the reason they had to was because the
Of the big problem, the reason they had to was because the last guy drove the economy into
They had to was because the last guy drove the economy into a ditch.
Last guy drove the economy into a ditch. I'm going to get to my nex
A ditch. I'm going to get to my nex point.
This is problem which is the
Point. This is problem which is the democrats get blamed by the
vast majority of americans for
Democrats get blamed by the vast majority of americans for an ineffectual stimulus bill
Vast majority of americans for an ineffectual stimulus bill and almost half of it was
An ineffectual stimulus bill and almost half of it was republican tax cuts.
And almost half of it was republican tax cuts. It wn't g eugh.
Republican tax cuts. It wn't g eugh. It s 1/3 of tax cuts.
Bill: but in a $15 trillion
economy or whatever it is, it
was not nearly enough to do the
Economy or whatever it is, it was not nearly enough to do the job.
Was not nearly enough to do the job. This is my problem with the
Job. This is my problem with the democrats.
They sign on to shit that
Democrats. They sign on to shit that wasn't their idea.
I no longer understand this
Wasn't their idea. I no longer understand this man.
And i liked him.
Man. And i liked him. And i voted for him.
I just don't understand this
man anymore.
When he caved on revenues, i
Man anymore. When he caved on revenues, i thought this was the line in
the sand.
Thought this was the line in the sand. I thought he would understand,
The sand. I thought he would understand, that you know, what my
reputation is not good as a
That you know, what my reputation is not good as a negotiator.
Reputation is not good as a negotiator. We need some revenues to fix
Negotiator. We need some revenues to fix this.
When he caved on that - I
This. When he caved on that - I mean, they own him.
>> It's worse than that, bill.
Mean, they own him. >> It's worse than that, bill. I agree with you, he never
should have done the december
deal to extend the bush tax
Should have done the december deal to extend the bush tax cuts.
Deal to extend the bush tax cuts. That's what's creating the
Cuts. That's what's creating the deficit.
One second.
Deficit. One second. Once he agreed to do it, not
back in december to say to the
republican house and the
Back in december to say to the republican house and the republican leadership inhe
Republican house and the republican leadership inhe senate, raise the debt ceiling
Republican leadership inhe senate, raise the debt ceiling on him now, it was as clear as
Senate, raise the debt ceiling on him now, it was as clear as the sun coming up the next day,
On him now, it was as clear as the sun coming up the next day, we were going to get hit by
The sun coming up the next day, we were going to get hit by this.
We were going to get hit by this. He gave them a second bite io
This. He gave them a second bite io the apple.
This whole thing should have
The apple. This whole thing should have been aided ifim geithner
negotiated properly.
Been aided ifim geithner negotiated properly. >> We have to be clear about
Negotiated properly. >> We have to be clear about this.
The democrats have yet to put a
This. The democrats have yet to put a plan on the table to deal with
the debt or the debt ceiling.
Plan on the table to deal with the debt or the debt ceiling. Those are talking points.
The debt or the debt ceiling. Those are talking points. What happened to transparency?
What happenedo the idea -
Bill: matt, wasn't the grand
bargain, i don't think he
should have linked the debt
Bargain, i don't think he should have linked the debt ceiling fight with the budget
Should have linked the debt ceiling fight with the budget fight to begin with.
Ceiling fight with the budget fight to begin with. The debt ceiling fight is about
Fight to begin with. The debt ceiling fight is about the past, money we've already
spent.
The past, money we've already spent. The budget fight is about the
Spent. The budget fight is about the future.
Ok.
Future. Ok. But he did.
Did he not put on the table a
grand bargain with more deficit
reduction than even the
Grand bargain with more deficit reduction than even the republicans?
Reduction than even the republicans? >> We don't know what it was.
Republicans? >> We don't know what it was. He floated it to the press.
>> It was never in writing.
Writing was his budget in
january which was sent to the
Writing was his budget in january which was sent to the senate.
January which was sent to the senate. And he couldn't get any
Senate. And he couldn't get any democrat to vote for it.
97-0.
Democrat to vote for it. 97-0. Then he gave a speech which the
c. V.O.An't score.
>> There have bee nber of
C.V.O.An't score. >> There have bee nber of different plans.
You have bole simpson.
Different plans. You have bole simpson. Bole simpson has been the
pardon -
>> Wait.
Pardon - >> Wait. Because the republicans in the
house refuse.
Then you have the gang of six
House refuse. Then you have the gang of six which was a bipartisan effort.
>> Wasn't barack obama behind
Which was a bipartisan effort. >> Wasn't barack obama behind that?
>> Yes, he did in the subtle
That? >> Yes, he did in the subtle way that the -
>> In the subtle way that the
Way that the - >> In the subtle way that the president decided to leave the
country in a crisis?
President decided to leave the country in a crisis? >> That's exactly right.
Country in a crisis? >> That's exactly right. We have offered as democrats
3-1 a ratio of cuts to revenue.
That was beyond -
>> Why don't you tell them to
the american people?
Bill: let me ask this -
The american people? Bill: let me ask this - Whatever passes, hasn't barack
obama signed his own death
warrant as a candidate for 2012
Obama signed his own death warrant as a candidate for 2012 because whatever passes, it's
Warrant as a candidate for 2012 because whatever passes, it's going to strangle this recovery
Because whatever passes, it's going to strangle this recovery in the crib which i think is
Going to strangle this recovery in the crib which i think is what you republicans want?
In the crib which i think is what you republicans want? I don't think you want the
What you republicans want? I don't think you want the economy to succeed because if
the economy succeeds - I think
Economy to succeed because if the economy succeeds - I think you want to kill it because
The economy succeeds - I think you want to kill it because th is t thwayo hehe
You want to kill it because th is t thwayo hehe economy.
Th is t thwayo hehe economy. So why obama said, you know
Economy. So why obama said, you know what, i'm half in on this
shitty idea of yours.
What, i'm half in on this shitty idea of yours. Instead of saying months ago,
Shitty idea of yours. Instead of saying months ago, this is how democrats would
approach this.
This is how democrats would approach this. Yes, we are in debt.
Approach this. Yes, we are in debt. But we've been in debt before.
And we've been in debt worse.
We need to get people working
so that more taxpayers are
getting us out of debt.
So that more taxpayers are getting us out of debt. That's an alternative approach.
Getting us out of debt. That's an alternative approach. >> Paul crudeman's article was
about the stimulus was too
small.
About the stimulus was too small. >> We will spend more money
Small. >> We will spend more money that we don'have
Do you know that germany's
vernment spending far excee
Do you know that germany's vernment spending far excee ours?
Vernment spending far excee ours? Right now they'reutperforming
Ours? Right now they'reutperforming us and evebo's sing what
are they doing right?
Us and evebo's sing what are they doing right? Bill: as elliott was saying the
Are they doing right? Bill: as elliott was saying the republicans spend all this
money.
Republicans spend all this money. Where were the tea baggers when
Money. Where were the tea baggers when all the money was being spent?
Crickets.
I ner hrd - And then
suddenly - Sudnly when
I ner hrd - And then suddenly - Sudnly when blacky mcblackman becomes
Suddenly - Sudnly when blacky mcblackman becomes president -
Blacky mcblackman becomes president - >> No, no, no, no, no.
President - >> No, no, no, no, no. Bill: suddenly the conversation
turns back to we're spending
tomu money.
Turns back to we're spending tomu money. >> You are rewriting history.
Tomu money. >> You are rewriting history. Come on, guys.
The a pty started under the
bush bailouts.
The a pty started under the bush bailouts. The $700 billion that bush
Bush bailouts. The $700 billion that bush bailed out the banks.
That's when you started to see
Bailed out the banks. That's when you started to see the patriots and the tea party.
Bill: but that's not when the
The patriots and the tea party. Bill: but that's not when the spending srted.
What about the other four years
Spending srted. What about the other four years
>> Go back to your marks -
Bill: where were the tea
>> Go back to your marks - Bill: where were the tea baggers then?
What about those seven years?
Baggers then? What about those seven years? >> We were opposing this all
along.
We were against - We were
Along. We were against - We were against medicare part d.
We were against the earmarks.
Against medicare part d. We were against the earmarks. We have attacked republicans
when they have overespn.
Reblics orspe,
When they have overespn. Reblics orspe, democrats overspent.
Bill: much more quietly.
Democrats overspent. Bill: much more quietly. >> I asked dick, where would
you cut?
M.P.R..
You cut? M.P.R.. Here's the other thing.
Revenue has gone down.
It's not that spending has gone
up as much, revenue has gone
down - No, no, if you look at
Up as much, revenue has gone down - No, no, if you look at the percentage revenue down
Down - No, no, if you look at the percentage revenue down 14.8%.
The percentage revenue down 14.8%. >> Right because we have 9.7%
unemployment.
You can't pay your taxes if you
Unemployment. You can't pay your taxes if you don't have a job.
>> You can't cut off this blood
Don't have a job. >> You can't cut off this blood
supp of money into the
Supp of money into the economy. Let's stop talking about that.
Economy. Let's stop talking about that. I want to ask about the story
was this week.
This clip from the movie "the
Was this week. This clip from the movie "the town. "
Did you see "the town"?
Town. " Did you see "the town"? What a terrific movie, ben
affleck's movie.
And as sort of a motivation for
Affleck's movie. And as sort of a motivation for their troops, the republicans
showed at their meeting, i
Their troops, the republicans showed at their meeting, i think it was tuesday morning
Showed at their meeting, i think it was tuesday morning trying to get votes a clip from
Show the clip that they used as
motivation.
Show the clip that they used as motivation. >> I need your help.
Motivation. >> I need your help. I can't tell you what it is.
You could never ask me about it
later.
>> What's cal going to take?
Later. >> What's cal going to take? Bill: the republican party,
we're going to hurt some
people.
We're going to hurt some people. And alan west from florida
People. And alan west from florida said, you know, you had me at
"hurt some people. "
Said, you know, you had me at "hurt some people. " I'll drive the car.
"Hurt some people. " I'll drive the car. Aside from the fact that the
republicans keep using people
ke ben affleck, bruce
Republicans keep using people ke ben affleck, bruce springstein, tom petty, people
Ke ben affleck, bruce springstein, tom petty, people who don't like them in their
Springstein, tom petty, people who don't like them in their music and then these people
Who don't like them in their music and then these people have to sue them or call them
Music and then these people have to sue them or call them up anday please don't use my
Have to sue them or call them up anday please don't use my song, pleas don't use my
Up anday please don't use my song, pleas don't use my movie.
Song, pleas don't use my movie. We don't like you.
Movie. We don't like you. Weapon don't agree with you.
But i guess what else would
they use?
It's not that much from "walker
They use? It's not that much from "walker texas ranger".
Texas ranger". i don't know what i'm asking
here.
I don't know what i'm asking here. Are liberals making too big,
Here. Are liberals making too big, something out of nothing?
>> Imagine if we had done that?
Something out of nothing? >> Imagine if we had done that? If i had ever used lines like
that it would have been
craziness.
That it would have been craziness. Then you would have hadhe fox
Craziness. Then you would have hadhe fox news machine building up this
enormousnger aut loo how
News machine building up this enormousnger aut loo how democrats manipulate the
Enormousnger aut loo how democrats manipulate the public.
Democrats manipulate the public. You were right, bill, this is
Public. You were right, bill, this is an insane way to motivate our
troops.
An insane way to motivate our troops. And it's anthetical to what we
Troops. And it's anthetical to what we believe in.
Bill: let me read the quotes
Believe in. Bill: let me read the quotes from debbie wasserman shultz.
She said the gentleman from
From debbie wasserman shultz. She said the gentleman from florid repsenthousds of
medicare beneficiaries as do i
Florid repsenthousds of medicare beneficiaries as do i is supportive of this plan.
Medicare beneficiaries as do i is supportive of this plan. Unbelievable for a member from
Is supportive of this plan. Unbelievable for a member from south florida.
In other words, she was saying,
South florida. In other words, she was saying, you're from florida where all
the old people live and you
You're from florida where all the old people live and you want to cut off their medicare.
The old people live and you want to cut off their medicare. But she said, this is not a big
Want to cut off their medicare. But she said, this is not a big - To me this is not outside of
politics.
Here's alan west's response,
Politics. Here's alan west's response, you want a personalightim
happy to oblige.
You want a personalightim happy to oblige. You are the vile person.
bill: i will raise you -
>> These characters happen in
Bill: i will raise you - >> These characters happen in politics all the time.
I'm not condoning them.
Politics all the time. I'm not condoning them. You can't characterize the
entire rublin pty a a
single - And guess what?
Entire rublin pty a a single - And guess what? Guess what?
Single - And guess what? Guess what? They use those letters for
fundraisering and their
cawthernare piling high -
Fundraisering and their cawthernare piling high - Bill: you arehe most vile and
Cawthernare piling high - Bill: you arehe most vile and despicable.
>> This is not what the debate
Despicable. >> This is not what the debate is about.
Bill: one side thinks and talks
Is about. Bill: one side thinks and talks like this.
>> That is so untrue, bill.
Like this. >> That is so untrue, bill. That's not fair.
>> You're cherry picking her
club.
She's been going for harry
Club. She's been going for harry west.
Bill: with language like that?
West. Bill: with language like that? >> Absolutely.
Bill: after this clip, the
republicans made a motivational
reel that would fire us up.
To show next week at their
meet
To show next week at their meet >> cut that off.
Meet >> cut that off. That's not funny.
>> Cut that off. That's not funny. >> Guess wha
now thiis hpening.
Excu me.
What are you doing?
Excu me. What are you doing? >> You're hurrying me!
No!
Squeal!
No! Squeal! Squeal!
Squeal! Squeal! >> Ahh!
>> It rubs its lotion o its
skin or else it gets the hose
again.
Skin or else it gets the hose again. >> Trust me.
Again. >> Trust me. >> For god's sake.
>> I'll do my best!
>> Please.
Faster, faster, bambi!
Go fast!
Keep runng
keepunni!
Keepunni! bill: all right, let's bring
our gust.
Bill: all right, let's bring our gust. He's an emmy award-Winning
Our gust. He's an emmy award-Winning star, frombreang badryan
cranston.
Star, frombreang badryan cranston. Look at that.
Cranston. Look at that. Hollywood star.
The hollywood elite.
>> Sorry to interrupt this ba
canali.
Bill: i want to congratulate
Canali. Bill: i want to congratulate you on your three emmys.
You sun of a bitch.
You on your three emmys. You sun of a bitch. I like your show because of
course it's about drugs, one of
my lifelong hobbies.
Course it's about drugs, one of my lifelong hobbies. You as a meth dealer, meth
My lifelong hobbies. You as a meth dealer, meth maker, it's such a perfect met
for for america, i think so.
Maker, it's such a perfect met for for america, i think so. Do you think so?
For for america, i think so. Do you think so? Why do you think so?
>>Hy do you i think you say
is correct.
You know, i think it's a happy
Is correct. You know, i think it's a happy accident that our show really
sort of took a look at the
Accident that our show really sort of took a look at the inadequacies of the health care
Sort of took a look at the inadequacies of the health care system.
Inadequacies of the health care system. Perhaps the nonrespect to pay
System. Perhaps the nonrespect to pay the teachers and their salaries
and my character having to have
The teachers and their salaries and my character having to have a second job to make ends meet.
And my character having to have a second job to make ends meet. Bill: drama is great,
A second job to make ends meet. Bill: drama is great, especially crime drama when you
understand why the criminal
Especially crime drama when you understand why the criminal became the criminal.
Understand why the criminal became the criminal. This is something "the
Became the criminal. This is something "the godfather" did brilliantly.
Heid. Derstood why don did what
Godfather" did brilliantly. Heid. Derstood why don did what and we understand why you did
it.
And we understand why you did it. You had bills.
It. You had bills. >> I had bills, bill.
It was the perfect storm.
There were all kinds of
elements that came together for
this character than made him
Elements that came together for this character than made him make this drastic, irrational
This character than made him make this drastic, irrational decision, especially for men.
Make this drastic, irrational decision, especially for men. He didn't want to go out, dying
Decision, especially for men. He didn't want to go out, dying from cancer and leaving his
family penniless, so he chose
From cancer and leaving his family penniless, so he chose to do the first bold move he
Family penniless, so he chose to do the first bold move he ever did in his life and that's
To do the first bold move he ever did in his life and that's to use his chemistry
Ever did in his life and that's to use his chemistry background, make crystal meth.
To use his chemistry background, make crystal meth. Make money for his life and go.
Background, make crystal meth. Make money for his life and go. Bill: did you ever do meth?
>> No.
Bill: i did.
In college.
>> Really?
Bill: i knew one kid who didn't
read one page of the book for
the entire semester and study
Read one page of the book for the entire semester and study one night on meth and aced the
The entire semester and study one night on meth and aced the test.
One night on meth and aced the test. Now the kids do ritalin.
Test. Now the kids do ritalin. But in my day it was crystal
meth.
I will never forget that
Meth. I will never forget that burning sensation as you
snorted it.
Burning sensation as you snorted it. It must be worse than having a
Snorted it. It must be worse than having a baby
they say no man can understand
Baby they say no man can understand of having a baby.
They say no man can understand of having a baby. Snort some crystal meth.
Of having a baby. Snort some crystal meth. >> That's certainly the message
we want to send for all you
college students around the
We want to send for all you college students around the country.
College students around the country. >> He's so funny.
Country. >> He's so funny. >> Did you find yourself
becoming addicted to it?
Was it hard for you to -
Becoming addicted to it? Was it hard for you to - Bill: no, because it hurt so
much.
But no, because it was a -
Much. But no, because it was a - You'd be up for three days and
then you'd have to take a break
from it.
Then you'd have to take a break from it. Yes, i guess kids would get
From it. Yes, i guess kids would get into trouble because you know
when you're super tired then
Into trouble because you know when you're super tired then the stupid ones would say, you
When you're super tired then the stupid ones would say, you know what would solve that -
The stupid ones would say, you know what would solve that - More meth.
Know what would solve that - More meth. I just masturbated more hours
because you couldn't sleep and
you really couldn't do
Because you couldn't sleep and you really couldn't do anything.
You really couldn't do anything. Aren't you glad -
Bill: meth is a bad drug
because it's good at first.
Bill: meth is a bad drug because it's good at first. Well, lots of drugs are like
Because it's good at first. Well, lots of drugs are like that.
Here's our introductory offer.
That. Here's our introductory offer. >> That enticement.
You buy into it and all of a
sudden -
Bill: now you have new insight
Sudden - Bill: now you have new insight into your character.
>> They told me that crystal
Into your character. >> They told me that crystal meth creates a euphoric feeling
into the brain.
Meth creates a euphoric feeling into the brain. And it creates its own dopea
Into the brain. And it creates its own dopea mean and it's the most
wonderful, beautiful high.
Mean and it's the most wonderful, beautiful high. Did you have that?
Wonderful, beautiful high. Did you have that? Bill: i don't know.
I neverid i
>> but then after a while your
brain stops producing the
>> But then after a while your brain stops producing the dopamine.
Brain stops producing the dopamine. Bill: probably the worst drug
Dopamine. Bill: probably the worst drug in the world, horrible,
horrible.
In the world, horrible, horrible. It's a great met for for
Horrible. It's a great met for for america because it's eating
away at the healand much like
America because it's eating away at the healand much like publan policies.
Away at the healand much like publan policies. Let's talk about that.
Publan policies. Let's talk about that. You'll be interested in this
too because i read your book
about your grandfather, herbert
Too because i read your book about your grandfather, herbert hoover who i did not know in
About your grandfather, herbert hoover who i did not know in his day was referred to as the
Hoover who i did not know in his day was referred to as the great humanitarian.
His day was referred to as the great humanitarian. And you mentioned health care.
Great humanitarian. And you mentioned health care. It seems like that era of
republican would be interested
in health care because they
Republican would be interested in health care because they were interested in doing big
In health care because they were interested in doing big things for this country.
Were interested in doing big things for this country. When herbert hoover was - What
Things for this country. When herbert hoover was - What was his job?
He was head of the food -
Was his job? He was head of the food - >> He was the secretary of
commerce but he was also the
head of the american relief
Commerce but he was also the head of the american relief administration.
Head of the american relief administration. Bill: relief administration.
Administration. Bill: relief administration. He saved the lives of 10
million russians -
10 million russians per day.
Million russians - 10 million russians per day. Bill: and this was when they
were filthy comeies.
Can you see us doing that
Were filthy comeies. Can you see us doing that today?
Because compassion was part of
Today? Because compassion was part of it.
I don't know - I you can d
It. I don't know - I you can d those big things if you don't
have compassion.
Those big things if you don't have compassion. >> We'd be on the reciprocating
Have compassion. >> We'd be on the reciprocating end, right?
We'd be the one getting the
End, right? We'd be the one getting the food.
>> You cannot do great things
Food. >> You cannot do great things without resources.
- And without in a growing
Without resources. - And without in a growing economy without capitalists,
these people -
Burns.
>> he did big things, but it
was also because of individual
>> He did big things, but it was also because of individual leadership.
Was also because of individual leadership. Bill: what's wrong with his
Leadership. Bill: what's wrong with his sideburns, they're kind of
cool.
Sideburns, they're kind of cool. >> What did i just say?
Cool. >> What did i just say? I said they were saw some.
>> We can be compassionate but
the question is - Who pays?
Does government pay?
The question is - Who pays? Does government pay? And when he led these efforts
it was 22/3 paid by private
money - 2/3 paid by private
It was 22/3 paid by private money - 2/3 paid by private money.
Money - 2/3 paid by private money. That's what missing, we can
Money. That's what missing, we can have compassion but libalism
is that government has to
Have compassion but libalism is that government has to provide the dough.
Is that government has to provide the dough. Government has to pay for it
Provide the dough. Government has to pay for it all.
There's a balance.
All. There's a balance. We can be compassionate but we
can be compassionate, it's upon
us to be compassionate.
Can be compassionate, it's upon us to be compassionate. And the government doesn't
Us to be compassionate. And the government doesn't always have to flip the bill.
>> I cut budgets.
Always have to flip the bill. >> I cut budgets. But what bill is saying is so
critical.
There was no vision.
Critical. There was no vision. We could not put a man on the
moon right now.
We can not get our energy
Moon right now. We can not get our energy policy past.
We cannot educate our kids.
Policy past. We cannot educate our kids. We cannot build infrastructure.
We are now becoming a country
that is falling behind because
the only emphasis is cut taxes.
That is falling behind because the only emphasis is cut taxes. >> Come on.
The only emphasis is cut taxes. >> Come on. >> It is.
>> That's absurd!
>> Listen to the debate.
Bill: not just cut taxes but
they're back to - I saw a
quoterom john boehner last -
They're back to - I saw a quoterom john boehner last - >> We can't put a man on the
Quoterom john boehner last - >> We can't put a man on the moon because all we're doing is
talking about cutting taxes.
Moon because all we're doing is talking about cutting taxes. >> They'veot somhing going.
Talking about cutting taxes. >> They'veot somhing going. You two are going tond u
tonight.
There's nothing hotter than a
Tonight. There's nothing hotter than a conservative hot lady - Right?
Bill: let mead ts quo-
Conservative hot lady - Right? Bill: let mead ts quo- Shutp.
>> You're all john boehner
taed up.
>> You're all john boehner taed up. >> You're looking good there,
Taed up. >> You're looking good there, eliot.
>> Who invited this guy?
Eliot. >> Who invited this guy? Bill: exactly.
Gog to f things?Ed how are we
his revenue numbers that we
thought we can reach based o a
His revenue numbers that we thought we can reach based o a flatter tax code with lower
Thought we can reach based o a flatter tax code with lower rates an a broaderase.
Flatter tax code with lower rates an a broaderase. This would produce more taxes.
Rates an a broaderase. This would produce more taxes. This is the old voodoo
economics, the old we cut and
it grows otherwise known as
Economics, the old we cut and it grows otherwise known as maceans
It grows otherwise known as maceans that is so discredited.
Maceans that is so discredited. And i think - What we're
That is so discredited. And i think - What we're trying to say is that this idea
in the republican will not go
Trying to say is that this idea in the republican will not go away.
In the republican will not go away. That somehow the american
Away. That somehow the american economy is a chained beast.
If we only let off the chains
Economy is a chained beast. If we only let off the chains we let off the chains.
Yes. Revenues are the lowest in
With a stick hoping it will
blurp out a lite
With a stick hoping it will blurp out a lite and it's just not going to
Blurp out a lite and it's just not going to happen.
And it's just not going to happen. >> Our tax code code is a crazy
Happen. >> Our tax code code is a crazy quilt of special interest
provisions.
Quilt of special interest provisions. What we want to see a cross the
Provisions. What we want to see a cross the board, cut the rates -
Bill: let's cut theriva jet
Board, cut the rates - Bill: let's cut theriva jet owners -
>> Here's the thing, on the
Owners - >> Here's the thing, on the show, i would say to dick army
to all the republican members
Show, i would say to dick army to all the republican members of congress, name the loophole
To all the republican members of congress, name the loophole you're going to close.
Of congress, name the loophole you're going to close. And they wouldn't do it.
You're going to close. And they wouldn't do it. >> The flat tax gets rid of all
that.
>> The republicans in congress
That. >> The republicans in congress were unwilling to do it.
John boehner is unwilling to do
Were unwilling to do it. John boehner is unwilling to do that.
The president said we would do.
That. The president said we would do. Bowl simpson said we would do
it.
The gang of six -
It. The gang of six - >> Thereo leglati.
This is all - I want to see
it.
The american people want to see
It. The american people want to see what these ideas actually are.
>> Bole simpson is the pardon.
What these ideas actually are. >> Bole simpson is the pardon. - Paridon.
>> Tax rates matter.
There is a reason why john
>> Tax rates matter. There is a reason why john kerry registers his vote in
rhode island instead of
Kerry registers his vote in rhode island instead of massachusetts because rates
Rhode island instead of massachusetts because rates matter.
Massachusetts because rates matter. They change behavior and
Matter. They change behavior and behavior undermines our ability
to create jobs.
Behavior undermines our ability to create jobs. It undermines people's
To create jobs. It undermines people's willingness to invest in the
economy.
Willingness to invest in the economy. If we punh creative
Economy. If we punh creative production, we won't get any -
Production, we won't get any - >> but marginal rates are at a
historic low.
>> But marginal rates are at a historic low.
Historic low. Let me finish.
Back in december, the argument
Let me finish. Back in december, the argument for extending the bush tax cuts
was extend it, you will release
For extending the bush tax cuts was extend it, you will release this huge $2 trillion pile of
Was extend it, you will release this huge $2 trillion pile of cash.
This huge $2 trillion pile of cash. It hasn't happened.
Cash. It hasn't happened. Lowering the marginal rates did
thg.
Bill: i have one more issue
that's not economics.
Bill: i have one more issue that's not economics. I have to get to this because
That's not economics. I have to get to this because violent religious extremists
were in the news this week, one
Violent religious extremists were in the news this week, one from each side.
Were in the news this week, one from each side. There's a guy we found out a
From each side. There's a guy we found out a muslim soldier, a muslim
american was planning up of
Muslim soldier, a muslim american was planning up of blowing forthood the same place
American was planning up of blowing forthood the same place that major hasan - And then we
Blowing forthood the same place that major hasan - And then we had anders breivik who
That major hasan - And then we had anders breivik who succeeded in his terrorist
Had anders breivik who succeeded in his terrorist attack.
Succeeded in his terrorist attack. They refuse to call anders
Attack. They refuse to call anders breivik a christian terrorist
but that's what he was.
Breivik a christian terrorist but that's what he was. He's a christian terrorist.
But that's what he was. He's a christian terrorist. He wanted to start a christian
onslaught against the muslims
and it reminds me that - This
Onslaught against the muslims and it reminds me that - This is not a problem with the
And it reminds me that - This is not a problem with the muslim religion.
Is not a problem with the muslim religion. It's a problem with religion.
Muslim religion. It's a problem with religion. And christianity is perfectly
capable of coming out of its
dormant phase and once again
Capable of coming out of its dormant phase and once again becoming the blood-Lusty
Dormant phase and once again becoming the blood-Lusty religion under the crusades.
Becoming the blood-Lusty religion under the crusades. Bill o'reilly and they're in
Religion under the crusades. Bill o'reilly and they're in just as much denial as the
muslims.
Just as much denial as the muslims. He said no one believing in
Muslims. He said no one believing in jesus commits mass murder.
Pin head, wt do you think t
Jesus commits mass murder. Pin head, wt do you think t crusades were?
Crusades were? What do c tnk t entire
16th cturyn eureas?
What do c tnk t entire 16th cturyn eureas? What do you think the
quision was?
The ku klux klan was a
Quision was? The ku klux klan was a christian religion.
But see that look on your
Christian religion. But see that look on your face.
>> You can call this guy a
Face. >> You can call this guy a christian extremists but the
difference between him and the
Christian extremists but the difference between him and the
Difference between him and the islamist supremacist.
Islamist supremacist. He isn't connected to a global terror network who's trying -
Bill: no.
Terror network who's trying - Bill: no. It denies -
>> And major has -
Bill: you don't need to be in
the club.
>> There's a difference that we
The club. >> There's a difference that we know between islamic supremacy
and what you're calling
Know between islamic supremacy and what you're calling christian extremism.
And what you're calling christian extremism. You're blaming it on the
Christian extremism. You're blaming it on the religion.
The bloodiest murder is
Religion. The bloodiest murder is atheism.
What was communism?
Atheism. What was communism? 30 milon pple die in cna
in the great leap forward.
20 million people died in
In the great leap forward. 20 million people died in stallen's purr jess.
That was athsm.
Stallen's purr jess. That was athsm. It killed 50 million people.
Bill: religion has killed more
people - That is bull shit.
People - That is bull shit. >> i'm worried that we're on
the same side.
>> I'm worried that we're on the same side. It's fanaticism.
The same side. It's fanaticism. It is not religion.
Fanaticism in any ideolog and
lackfolerance is when you
get dangerous.
Lackfolerance is when you get dangerous. Bill: but far from, you know,
Get dangerous. Bill: but far from, you know, far from restraining people
religion is what gives people
Far from restraining people religion is what gives people license to commit crazycts
Religion is what gives people license to commit crazycts because -
License to commit crazycts because - >> So does ideology.
Because - >> So does ideology. What do you think the great
leap forward in china was?
It's a license.
Leap forward in china was? It's a license. Bill: it didn't give them a
license.
It gave them an army.
License. It gave them an army. And also a lot of these places
it really was a state religion.
North korea.
It really was a state religion. North korea. I know you would say it's an
atheist country.
It's not.
Atheist country. It's not. The deer leader is the god.
They think that when he was
born, winter turned into
spring.
Born, winter turned into spring. They said the first time he
Spring. They said the first time he played golf he had 11 holes in
one.
Played golf he had 11 holes in one. That is religion.
One. That is religion. I'm sorry.
Hitler - A god
>> i have another theory by the
way.
>> I have another theory by the way. Maybe this guy is just bad shit
Way. Maybe this guy is just bad shit crazy.
Crazy is not an ideology.
Crazy. Crazy is not an ideology. Bill: no, but religion gaves
crazy a platform.
>> No, but it is the lack of
Crazy a platform. >> No, but it is the lack of tolerance, bill.
I mean, that is - Is when you
Tolerance, bill. I mean, that is - Is when you refuse to accept alternative
views and you are so deeply
Refuse to accept alternative views and you are so deeply engrained in your own view tha
Else.
That's when you get the
Else. That's when you get the crazies.
Bill: whatives peoe the
Crazies. Bill: whatives peoe the license to act that way?
>> Ideology.
License to act that way? >> Ideology. It gives people to say my god
is a bigger dick than your god
and maybe you should die for
Is a bigger dick than your god and maybe you should die for it.
And maybe you should die for it. Anyway, we've got to go.
It. Anyway, we've got to go. Not go but say goodbye to the
panel whi was ver
Panel whi was ver entertaining.
Entertaining. But it is time fornew res," everybody.
Everybody. all right.
New rule, if you're going to
All right. New rule, if you're going to have a big gay marriage weekend
that showcases gay marriage to
Have a big gay marriage weekend that showcases gay marriage to the rest of the world, let the
That showcases gay marriage to the rest of the world, let the good-Looking ones go first.
The rest of the world, let the good-Looking ones go first. This photo doesn't say, it's
Good-Looking ones go first. This photo doesn't say, it's time to re-Evaluate our
defition of marriage.
Time to re-Evaluate our defition of marriage. It says there's a special at
Defition of marriage. It says there's a special at super cuts.
New rule, john boehner and
Super cuts. New rule, john boehner and harry reid must stop appearing
together.
Harry reid must stop appearing together. This doesn't look like a
Together. This doesn't look like a bipartisan approach to a
complex problem.
Bipartisan approach to a complex problem. It looks like aefore d
Out to michelle bachman.
Whenever you start to stress
Out to michelle bachman. Whenever you start to stress out over the rigors of
campaigning.
Out over the rigors of campaigning. Just remember the advice of
Campaigning. Just remember the advice of your husband, that you are good
enough, you're smart eughnd
Your husband, that you are good enough, you're smart eughnd doggone it, people like you.
Enough, you're smart eughnd doggone it, people like you. New rule, the makers of the
Doggone it, people like you. New rule, the makers of the movie "final destination 5"
must be locked in a room until
Movie "final destination 5" must be locked in a room until they learn what the word
Must be locked in a room until they learn what the word "final" means.
They learn what the word "final" means. New rule, your state can not
"Final" means. New rule, your state can not officially commemorate an alien
abduction.
Officially commemorate an alien abduction. Sorry, new hampshire, i know
Abduction. Sorry, new hampshire, i know you think you saw something
strange that you couldn't
You think you saw something strange that you couldn't explain, but trust me, those
Strange that you couldn't explain, but trust me, those were aliens.
Explain, but trust me, those were aliens. They were minorities.
Were aliens. They were minorities. And finally, since no one is
truly happy living a lie and
denying who they really are, i
Truly happy living a lie and denying who they really are, i want to direct this rule at a
Denying who they really are, i want to direct this rule at a certain group of people and say
Want to direct this rule at a certain group of people and say to them - New rule, it's time
Certain group of people and say to them - New rule, it's time to stop fighting it and just
To them - New rule, it's time to stop fighting it and just come out of the closet.
To stop fighting it and just come out of the closet. And the group i'm talking about
Come out of the closet. And the group i'm talking about is the american public and the
love that they're denying is
Is the american public and the love that they're denying is their love of socialism.
Love that they're denying is their love of socialism.
Their love of socialism. now i know that there are few
words that america more toxic
Now i know that there are few words that america more toxic than socialism and big
Words that america more toxic than socialism and big government spending is about as
Than socialism and big government spending is about as popular as casey anthony at a
Government spending is about as popular as casey anthony at a chuck e. Cheese.
Popular as casey anthony at a chuck e. Cheese. Yes, americans say they hate
Chuck e. Cheese. Yes, americans say they hate socialism but when it comes to
social security, medicare,
Socialism but when it comes to social security, medicare, unemployment, fannie mae and
Social security, medicare, unemployment, fannie mae and freddie mac, corporate welfare,
Unemployment, fannie mae and freddie mac, corporate welfare, bailouts and farm subsidies,
Freddie mac, corporate welfare, bailouts and farm subsidies, what we reayay t socialism
Bailouts and farm subsidies, what we reayay t socialism is - I can't quit you.
What we reayay t socialism is - I can't quit you. Americans don't want less
Is - I can't quit you. Americans don't want less spending on health care.
By almost 2-1, they want more.
Spending on health care. By almost 2-1, they want more. Only 7% of americans are
willing to do away with social
security and medicare.
Willing to do away with social security and medicare. And even 6% of tea party
Security and medicare. And even 6% of tea party members say those programs are
worth the cost.
Members say those programs are worth the cost. Yet 91% of them say they want
Worth the cost. Yet 91% of them say they want smaller government with few
services.
Smaller government with few services. They're like the guy that went
Services. They're like the guy that went to prison that says, sure i
gargle with balls once in a
To prison that says, sure i gargle with balls once in a while and i love ass play but
Gargle with balls once in a while and i love ass play but you know who i can't stand -
remember this guy, the keep
your government hands off my
Remember this guy, the keep your government hands off my medicare guy?
Your government hands off my medicare guy? He's not ay lone.
Medicare guy? He's not ay lone. One survey 40% of people who
ged medicare say they have not
used a government program.
Ged medicare say they have not used a government program. Really?
Used a government program. Really? Who do you think paid for that
hip replacement?
Your secret santa?
Hip replacement? Your secret santa? The actor and not very bright
person craig t. Nelson once
said about hitting some rough
Person craig t. Nelson once said about hitting some rough spots in his life that quote
Said about hitting some rough spots in his life that quote "i've been on welfare and food
Spots in his life that quote "i've been on welfare and food stamps, but anybody help me
"I've been on welfare and food stamps, but anybody help me out?
Stamps, but anybody help me out? No. "
Out? No. " And take michelle and marcus
bachman or as i would like to
think about them, america's
Bachman or as i would like to think about them, america's indoor palins, yes, the
Think about them, america's indoor palins, yes, the bachman's tireless speeches of
Indoor palins, yes, the bachman's tireless speeches of cutting the government tit.
Bachman's tireless speeches of cutting the government tit. Their farm takes farm
Cutting the government tit. Their farm takes farm subsidies.
Their counciling clinic takes
Subsidies. Their counciling clinic takes medicaid.
And their mortgage was
Medicaid. And their mortgage was underwritten by freddy mac.
She was an i. R.S. Agent.
Underwritten by freddy mac. She was an i. R.S. Agent. And marcus hates government
employees because sailors are
so rough.
Employees because sailors are so rough. But come on, if hypocrisy was
So rough. But come on, if hypocrisy was uranium, they could power the
planet.
Uranium, they could power the planet. And that's what's so hard about
Planet. And that's what's so hard about being a closetted lover of big
government.
Being a closetted lover of big government. You have to lie to yourself.
Government. You have to lie to yourself. But that's why i'm here tonight
with a special message for all
you deniers.
With a special message for all you deniers. It gets better.
You deniers. It gets better. Yes, there are millions of
people in the world just like
you in nice places lie
People in the world just like you in nice places lie switzerland and sweden.
You in nice places lie switzerland and sweden. They enjoy high standards of
Switzerland and sweden. They enjoy high standards of living and freedom and they're
socialists.
Living and freedom and they're socialists. Studies show they're happier
Socialists. Studies show they're happier than we are and that's not
surprising because the only
Than we are and that's not surprising because the only difference between american
Surprising because the only difference between american socialism and european
Difference between american socialism and european socialism is european socialism
Socialism and european socialism is european socialism works.
Socialism is european socialism works. For their tax dollars - For
Works. For their tax dollars - For their fax dollars europeans get
full health care coverage,
Their fax dollars europeans get full health care coverage, pension, long, paid vacations,
Full health care coverage, pension, long, paid vacations, maternity leave, and free
Pension, long, paid vacations, maternity leave, and free transportation that doesn't
Maternity leave, and free transportation that doesn't smell like pee.
Transportation that doesn't smell like pee. Where as our tax dollars go
Smell like pee. Where as our tax dollars go towards military bases in
germany, subsidies to oil
Towards military bases in germany, subsidies to oil companies, building bridges to
Germany, subsidies to oil companies, building bridges to nowhere, wars and putting half
Companies, building bridges to nowhere, wars and putting half of cheech and chong in prison.
Nowhere, wars and putting half of cheech and chong in prison. They get universal health care.
Of cheech and chong in prison. They get universal health care. We get a blue angels fly over
at the fiesta bowl.
They get paid ma
At the fiesta bowl. They get paid ma northwesternity leave.
We - Paid ma ternity leave.
Northwesternity leave. We - Paid ma ternity leave. We get the octomom.
Even their paranoid racist
loaners look like speed
and ours look like porky pig.
Loaners look like speed and ours look like porky pig. All right.
And ours look like porky pig. All right. That's our show.
You can see me at the britt
That's our show. You can see me at the britt festival on august 6.
I want to thank my guests.
Festival on august 6. I want to thank my guests. Don't forget to watch us on
"overtime. "
On hbo. Com.
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