1 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:11,276 ♪ ♪ >> START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:16,115 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:22,321 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:29,561 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:41,874 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 6 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:42,574 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU 7 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:46,945 >> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 8 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,048 VERY MUCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:51,383 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THIS GOING 10 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,351 CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THIS GOING ON? 11 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,586 ON? LOOK AT THIS, THOSE ACTUAL 12 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:54,987 LOOK AT THIS, THOSE ACTUAL PEOPLE. 13 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:58,390 PEOPLE. THERE IS PEOPLE THANK YOU. 14 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,059 THERE IS PEOPLE THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JESUS! 15 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:05,364 THANK YOU, JESUS! I HAVE PEOPLE. 16 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:06,065 I HAVE PEOPLE. PEOPLE COME ALIVE AUDIENCE -- 17 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,433 PEOPLE COME ALIVE AUDIENCE -- ARE WE MAKING HISTORY COME ALIVE 18 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:10,035 ARE WE MAKING HISTORY COME ALIVE WITH THE FIRST ONES TO BE DOING 19 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:10,335 WITH THE FIRST ONES TO BE DOING THIS? 20 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,671 THIS? WE ARE DOING IT VERY SAFELY 21 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,607 WE ARE DOING IT VERY SAFELY HERE, EVERYONE HAS BEEN TESTED, 22 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:16,241 HERE, EVERYONE HAS BEEN TESTED, SOCIALLY DISTANCED, AND 23 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,943 SOCIALLY DISTANCED, AND COMPENSATED FOR THEIR TIME. 24 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:22,014 COMPENSATED FOR THEIR TIME. LIKE THE WOMEN AT THE BAR AT 25 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:24,516 LIKE THE WOMEN AT THE BAR AT NOBU. 26 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,184 NOBU. [LAUGHTER] 27 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,485 [LAUGHTER] THIS IS INTERESTING, YOU CAN 28 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,555 THIS IS INTERESTING, YOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE LAUGH INDIVIDUALLY. 29 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,723 HEAR PEOPLE LAUGH INDIVIDUALLY. OH, I SEE THAT GUY LIKED THAT 30 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,992 OH, I SEE THAT GUY LIKED THAT JOKE, THAT LADY DIDN'T -- IT'S 31 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,127 JOKE, THAT LADY DIDN'T -- IT'S AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT. 32 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:37,496 AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT. I AM SO THANKFUL YOU'RE HERE, I 33 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,398 I AM SO THANKFUL YOU'RE HERE, I WOULD TELL YOU YOU ARE VERY 34 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,599 WOULD TELL YOU YOU ARE VERY BRAVE BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING 35 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,434 BRAVE BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING CHANCE YOU CAN GET IT, LOOK AT 36 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,504 CHANCE YOU CAN GET IT, LOOK AT THIS, YOU'RE A MILLION MILES -- 37 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,573 THIS, YOU'RE A MILLION MILES -- YOU'VE BEEN TESTED, YOU ARE 38 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,075 YOU'VE BEEN TESTED, YOU ARE MASKED, SPREAD WAY APART, WHAT 39 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:50,876 MASKED, SPREAD WAY APART, WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS CALL "IDEAL 40 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:55,347 WE IN THE BUSINESS CALL "IDEAL FOR COMEDY." 41 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:55,714 FOR COMEDY." [APPLAUSE] 42 00:01:55,716 --> 00:02:00,052 [APPLAUSE] BUT AT LEAST THERE'S PEOPLE. 43 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:02,354 BUT AT LEAST THERE'S PEOPLE. AND BOY, I PICKED A GOOD WEEK TO 44 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,323 AND BOY, I PICKED A GOOD WEEK TO GET BACK TO THE STUDIO WITH 45 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,557 GET BACK TO THE STUDIO WITH PEOPLE, BECAUSE THE FORECAST ON 46 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,759 PEOPLE, BECAUSE THE FORECAST ON MY PHONE TODAY, I'M NOT JOKING, 47 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:13,398 MY PHONE TODAY, I'M NOT JOKING, IT SAID "SMOKE." 48 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:18,203 IT SAID "SMOKE." TOMORROW'S FORECAST, BLADE 49 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,538 TOMORROW'S FORECAST, BLADE RUNNER. 50 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,172 RUNNER. ARE YOU FROM LOS ANGELES? 51 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,707 ARE YOU FROM LOS ANGELES? YOUR ALL LOCAL RIGHT? 52 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:25,110 YOUR ALL LOCAL RIGHT? OF COURSE. 53 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,545 OF COURSE. JESUS CHRIST, THE AIR IN 54 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,046 JESUS CHRIST, THE AIR IN LOS ANGELES, IT WAS A CROSS 55 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,482 LOS ANGELES, IT WAS A CROSS BETWEEN SHANGHAI AND MY DRESSING 56 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,550 BETWEEN SHANGHAI AND MY DRESSING ROOM. 57 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,919 ROOM. I'M SAYING THERE WAS A LOT OF -- 58 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:34,286 I'M SAYING THERE WAS A LOT OF -- [LAUGHTER] 59 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,722 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 60 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:37,956 [APPLAUSE] IF I'M SNIFFLING, IT'S BECAUSE 61 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,058 IF I'M SNIFFLING, IT'S BECAUSE THERE IS A SHIT OUT THERE, I 62 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,994 THERE IS A SHIT OUT THERE, I WENT FOR A CHECKUP AND MY DOCTOR 63 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:46,798 WENT FOR A CHECKUP AND MY DOCTOR GRABBED MY BALLS AND SAID "TURN 64 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:53,238 GRABBED MY BALLS AND SAID "TURN YOUR HEAD AND TO STOP." 65 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,407 YOUR HEAD AND TO STOP." IT'S LIKE FUCKING MARS OUT 66 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:55,707 IT'S LIKE FUCKING MARS OUT THERE. 67 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,911 THERE. TODAY, ELON MUSK LOOKED OUT THE 68 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:01,113 TODAY, ELON MUSK LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID "FINALLY I'M 69 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:06,718 WINDOW AND SAID "FINALLY I'M HOME. 70 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,554 HOME. "THERE'S SO MUCH SMOKE IN 71 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,757 "THERE'S SO MUCH SMOKE IN OREGON, YOU CAN BARELY SEE THE 72 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,691 OREGON, YOU CAN BARELY SEE THE TEAR GAS FROM THE RIOTS, IT'S 73 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,561 TEAR GAS FROM THE RIOTS, IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE. 74 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,396 CRAZY OUT THERE. THE ASH IS FALLING, HAVE YOU 75 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,464 THE ASH IS FALLING, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 76 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,599 SEEN THIS? IT'S LIKE IT'S SNOWING ASH, LIKE 77 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,569 IT'S LIKE IT'S SNOWING ASH, LIKE THE 80s ALL OVER AGAIN, MY 78 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,504 THE 80s ALL OVER AGAIN, MY NOSE IS RUNNING AND THERE IS 79 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:31,076 NOSE IS RUNNING AND THERE IS WHITE POWDER IN THE CAR." 80 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:34,980 WHITE POWDER IN THE CAR." AND THIS PISSED ME OFF, I'M SURE 81 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,549 AND THIS PISSED ME OFF, I'M SURE IT DID YOU TOO, ONE OF THE FIRES 82 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,384 IT DID YOU TOO, ONE OF THE FIRES BECAUSE PARENTS WERE HAVING A 83 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:43,121 BECAUSE PARENTS WERE HAVING A GENDER REVEAL PARTY IN THE PARK 84 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,856 GENDER REVEAL PARTY IN THE PARK AND THE PARENTS SET OFF A SMOKE 85 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,191 AND THE PARENTS SET OFF A SMOKE BOMB AND IT WOULD TURN PINK IF 86 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,660 BOMB AND IT WOULD TURN PINK IF IT WAS A GIRL AND A BLUE IF IT 87 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,096 IT WAS A GIRL AND A BLUE IF IT WAS A BOY, PROVING ONCE AGAIN 88 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,232 WAS A BOY, PROVING ONCE AGAIN SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS SAID, THE 89 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:58,203 SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS SAID, THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE REPRODUCING. 90 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:00,739 WRONG PEOPLE ARE REPRODUCING. [LAUGHTER] 91 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,007 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 92 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:05,310 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE 93 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,078 WE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY, WE HAVE ROLLING 94 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,147 ELECTRICITY, WE HAVE ROLLING BLACKOUTS IN L.A. AND CALI 95 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:09,548 BLACKOUTS IN L.A. AND CALI CALIFORNIA. 96 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,582 CALIFORNIA. YESTERDAY, NANCY PELOSI HAD TO 97 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:16,855 YESTERDAY, NANCY PELOSI HAD TO GET HER HAIR DONE BY CANDL 98 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:17,256 GET HER HAIR DONE BY CANDL CANDLELIGHT. 99 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:17,623 CANDLELIGHT. [LAUGHTER] 100 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,223 [LAUGHTER] PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN 101 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,625 PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN MONITORING THE FIRES CLOSELY, HE 102 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,627 MONITORING THE FIRES CLOSELY, HE SAID HIS HEART GOES OUT TO THE 103 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:24,029 SAID HIS HEART GOES OUT TO THE INSURANCE COMPANIES. 104 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,331 INSURANCE COMPANIES. [LAUGHTER] 105 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,900 [LAUGHTER] OH, HE'S FULL OF EMPATHY, THIS 106 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:29,167 OH, HE'S FULL OF EMPATHY, THIS GUY. 107 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,970 GUY. IT'S 9/11 ANNIVERSARY TODAY AND 108 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,072 IT'S 9/11 ANNIVERSARY TODAY AND TRUMP SAID HE WILL NEVER FORGET 109 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,407 TRUMP SAID HE WILL NEVER FORGET THE MOMENT WHEN HE LEARNED THAT 110 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,709 THE MOMENT WHEN HE LEARNED THAT HE HAD THE TALLEST BUILDING IN 111 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:43,849 HE HAD THE TALLEST BUILDING IN MANHATTAN. 112 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,151 MANHATTAN. TRUMP SAID THAT, BECAUSE HE'S AN 113 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,986 TRUMP SAID THAT, BECAUSE HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 114 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:48,353 ASSHOLE. [APPLAUSE] 115 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,322 [APPLAUSE] AND THERE YOU GO, SOMETIMES YOU 116 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,858 AND THERE YOU GO, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE ON THE 117 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,093 HAVE TO THINK TWICE ON THE THINGS, MODERN AUDIENCES DON'T 118 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,929 THINGS, MODERN AUDIENCES DON'T GET -- BUT I'LL TELL YOU, 2001, 119 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,665 GET -- BUT I'LL TELL YOU, 2001, WERE YOU EVEN ALIVE SOME OF YOU 120 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,799 WERE YOU EVEN ALIVE SOME OF YOU PEOPLE? 121 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,234 PEOPLE? OR WERE YOU KIDS? 122 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:03,802 OR WERE YOU KIDS? IT'S SUCH A DIFFERENT TIME. 123 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,003 IT'S SUCH A DIFFERENT TIME. BACK THEN, TRUMP WAS A 124 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,439 BACK THEN, TRUMP WAS A PUNCH LINE WITH NO INTEREST IN 125 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,774 PUNCH LINE WITH NO INTEREST IN GOVERNING. 126 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:11,643 GOVERNING. OH, YEAH. 127 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:16,315 OH, YEAH. [APPLAUSE] 128 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:17,349 [APPLAUSE] 19 YEARS, EVERYTHING IS 129 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:17,883 19 YEARS, EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT. 130 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,685 DIFFERENT. BACK THEN IF YOU ATE ON THE 131 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:20,752 BACK THEN IF YOU ATE ON THE SIDEWALK YOU WERE EITHER 132 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:24,289 SIDEWALK YOU WERE EITHER HOMELESS OR FRENCH. 133 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,257 HOMELESS OR FRENCH. [LAUGHTER] 134 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:26,692 [LAUGHTER] AND IF YOU STAYED 6 FEET AWAY 135 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,060 AND IF YOU STAYED 6 FEET AWAY FROM SOMEONE, IT'S BECAUSE THEY 136 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:31,563 FROM SOMEONE, IT'S BECAUSE THEY SMELLED LIKE AX BODY SPRAY. 137 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:31,963 SMELLED LIKE AX BODY SPRAY. [LAUGHTER] 138 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,231 [LAUGHTER] NOW IT'S BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS. 139 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:38,503 NOW IT'S BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS. [APPLAUSE] 140 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,006 [APPLAUSE] THE VIRUS IS NOT GOING AWAY, 141 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,541 THE VIRUS IS NOT GOING AWAY, DR. FAUCI SAID WE ARE GOING TO 142 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,642 DR. FAUCI SAID WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HUNKER DOWN BECAUSE THE 143 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,445 HAVE TO HUNKER DOWN BECAUSE THE FALL IS COMING AND IT COULD GET 144 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:46,945 FALL IS COMING AND IT COULD GET EVEN WORSE. 145 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,013 EVEN WORSE. L.A. COUNTY TOOK THEM TO HEART, 146 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,516 L.A. COUNTY TOOK THEM TO HEART, TODAY THEY ANNOUNCED CANCELED 147 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,919 TODAY THEY ANNOUNCED CANCELED HALLOWEEN. 148 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,654 HALLOWEEN. NO TRICK-OR-TREATING, NO 149 00:05:55,656 --> 00:06:00,459 NO TRICK-OR-TREATING, NO PARTIES, SHIT, I HAD A GREAT 150 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:05,997 PARTIES, SHIT, I HAD A GREAT COSTUME THIS YEAR, SLUTTY 151 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,734 COSTUME THIS YEAR, SLUTTY DR. DEBORAH BIRX. 152 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,335 DR. DEBORAH BIRX. IT'S SO INTERESTING, DR. FAUCI 153 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,370 IT'S SO INTERESTING, DR. FAUCI IS IN BOB WOODWARD'S NEW BOOK, 154 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:15,374 IS IN BOB WOODWARD'S NEW BOOK, HE'S GOT A NEW BOOK ABOUT TRUMP 155 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,408 HE'S GOT A NEW BOOK ABOUT TRUMP AND HE SAID TRUMP'S ATTENTION 156 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:21,913 AND HE SAID TRUMP'S ATTENTION SPAN IS "LIKE A MINUS NUMBER." 157 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,648 SPAN IS "LIKE A MINUS NUMBER." AND WHEN TRUMP HEARD THAT, HE 158 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:29,921 AND WHEN TRUMP HEARD THAT, HE WAS FURIOUS FOR ABOUT A SECOND. 159 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:30,722 WAS FURIOUS FOR ABOUT A SECOND. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 160 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,591 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THEN SOMEBODY RATTLED A BAG OF 161 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,059 THEN SOMEBODY RATTLED A BAG OF CHEETOS AND HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT 162 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:34,826 CHEETOS AND HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT. 163 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,728 IT. TRUMP YESTERDAY HAD ONE OF HIS 164 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,098 TRUMP YESTERDAY HAD ONE OF HIS SUPER-SPREADER RALLIES. 165 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,367 SUPER-SPREADER RALLIES. HE'S THE PRESIDENT, HE HAS 166 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,402 HE'S THE PRESIDENT, HE HAS SUPER-SPREADER RALLIES IN 167 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,669 SUPER-SPREADER RALLIES IN MICHIGAN AND HE COMPARED HIS 168 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,671 MICHIGAN AND HE COMPARED HIS HANDLING OF THE VIRUS TO FDR. 169 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:49,274 HANDLING OF THE VIRUS TO FDR. THE ONLY THING HE HAS IN COMMON 170 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,542 THE ONLY THING HE HAS IN COMMON WITH FDR AS THEY BOTH HAVE 171 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:55,347 WITH FDR AS THEY BOTH HAVE DIFFICULTY WALKING. 172 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:56,748 DIFFICULTY WALKING. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW! 173 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,616 WE GOT A GREAT SHOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN 174 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,284 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN DOING THIS. 175 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,585 DOING THIS. WE ARE BACK. 176 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:05,090 WE ARE BACK. PETER HAMBY AND JESSICA YELLIN 177 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,793 PETER HAMBY AND JESSICA YELLIN OUR HERE IN PERSON, WE'VE GOT 178 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,796 OUR HERE IN PERSON, WE'VE GOT REAL PEOPLE, ACTUAL PEOPLE. 179 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,397 REAL PEOPLE, ACTUAL PEOPLE. AND A LITTLE LATER, WILL NEXT BE 180 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,732 AND A LITTLE LATER, WILL NEXT BE SPEAKING WITH A VERY TALENTED 181 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:16,635 SPEAKING WITH A VERY TALENTED EWAN McGREGOR. 182 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:17,569 EWAN McGREGOR. BUT FIRST, HE'S THE FORMER FBI 183 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:21,373 BUT FIRST, HE'S THE FORMER FBI DEPUTY ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF 184 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:23,675 DEPUTY ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF COUNTERINTELLIGENCE -- MY OLD 185 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,976 COUNTERINTELLIGENCE -- MY OLD JOB. 186 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:29,381 JOB. AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW BOOK 187 00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:29,815 AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW BOOK "COMPROMISED: 188 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:30,482 "COMPROMISED: COUNTERINTELLIGENCE AND THE 189 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:33,785 COUNTERINTELLIGENCE AND THE THREAT OF DONALD J. TRUMP": 190 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,987 THREAT OF DONALD J. TRUMP": PETER STRZOK. 191 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:39,758 PETER STRZOK. ARE YOU THERE ON MY ZOOM? 192 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,159 ARE YOU THERE ON MY ZOOM? >> I AM, IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. 193 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,728 >> I AM, IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. >> Bill: LET'S HOPE THE ZOOM 194 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,298 >> Bill: LET'S HOPE THE ZOOM HOLDS UP, SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T. 195 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,533 HOLDS UP, SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T. YOU ARE A G-MAN YOUR WHOLE LIFE 196 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,902 YOU ARE A G-MAN YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND THEY ARE KNOWN TO BE 197 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:51,670 AND THEY ARE KNOWN TO BE APOLITICAL. 198 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,305 APOLITICAL. DOES IT AMUSE YOU, DOES IT 199 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:54,940 DOES IT AMUSE YOU, DOES IT INFURIATE YOU, WHAT DOES IT DO 200 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,575 INFURIATE YOU, WHAT DOES IT DO TO YOU THAT IT USED TO BE ONLY A 201 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,077 TO YOU THAT IT USED TO BE ONLY A FEW YEARS AGO THAT IT WAS THE 202 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,445 FEW YEARS AGO THAT IT WAS THE LIBERALS WHO WERE SUSPICIOUS OF 203 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,481 LIBERALS WHO WERE SUSPICIOUS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT AND NOW THAT'S 204 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,915 LAW ENFORCEMENT AND NOW THAT'S COMPLETELY SWITCHED. 205 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,550 COMPLETELY SWITCHED. YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY WITH THE 206 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:06,551 YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY WITH THE LIBERALS AND IT'S THE 207 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:07,352 LIBERALS AND IT'S THE REPUBLICANS WHO THINK YOU'RE THE 208 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:10,088 REPUBLICANS WHO THINK YOU'RE THE BAD GUY, WHAT DOES THAT DO TO 209 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,356 BAD GUY, WHAT DOES THAT DO TO YOU? 210 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,458 YOU? >> IT'S CRAZY AND IT'S HARD TO 211 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,159 >> IT'S CRAZY AND IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE HOW FAST THAT HAPPENED 212 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,227 IMAGINE HOW FAST THAT HAPPENED AND IT MAKES YOU WONDER HOW LONG 213 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,496 AND IT MAKES YOU WONDER HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO LAST. 214 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,763 IT'S GOING TO LAST. THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN COZYING 215 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:22,334 THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN COZYING UP TO THE RUSSIANS ARE NOT THE 216 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,168 UP TO THE RUSSIANS ARE NOT THE PINKO COMMUNIST LIBERALS 217 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,136 PINKO COMMUNIST LIBERALS ANYMORE, YOU'VE GOT IT TURNED 218 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:25,904 ANYMORE, YOU'VE GOT IT TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. 219 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:26,872 UPSIDE DOWN. IN THIS TOPSY-TURVY WORLD, HOW 220 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,373 IN THIS TOPSY-TURVY WORLD, HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE BACK 221 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,408 LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE BACK AND REVERT AND WHETHER OR NOT 222 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,911 AND REVERT AND WHETHER OR NOT THAT HAPPENS AT ALL, SOME 223 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:33,979 THAT HAPPENS AT ALL, SOME BIZARRE NEW WORLD OF DOMESTIC 224 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,948 BIZARRE NEW WORLD OF DOMESTIC POLITICAL ALLIANCES AND BELIEFS. 225 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,217 POLITICAL ALLIANCES AND BELIEFS. >> Bill: RIGHT. 226 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,553 >> Bill: RIGHT. OBVIOUSLY TRUMP PUT YOU IN A 227 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:42,287 OBVIOUSLY TRUMP PUT YOU IN A COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE POSITION, 228 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,589 COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE POSITION, AND WHEN I SAY YOU, YOU GUYS AND 229 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,958 AND WHEN I SAY YOU, YOU GUYS AND THE FBI, YOU ARE HIGH UP THERE 230 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,626 THE FBI, YOU ARE HIGH UP THERE AT THE TIME. 231 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,860 AT THE TIME. HE WAS OUTRAGEOUS IN HIS 232 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,996 HE WAS OUTRAGEOUS IN HIS BEHAVIOR, HE WAS SAYING THINGS 233 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,665 BEHAVIOR, HE WAS SAYING THINGS PUBLICLY LIKE "RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE 234 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,499 PUBLICLY LIKE "RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING --" 235 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,267 LISTENING --" IT WAS RIDICULOUS, YOU HAD TO 236 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:59,204 IT WAS RIDICULOUS, YOU HAD TO LOOK INTO HIM, THAT'S MY VIEW. 237 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,307 LOOK INTO HIM, THAT'S MY VIEW. THIS CROSSFIRE HURRICANE WHICH 238 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,174 THIS CROSSFIRE HURRICANE WHICH WAS LOOKING INTO WHETHER TRUMP 239 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,643 WAS LOOKING INTO WHETHER TRUMP WWAS A MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE, YOU 240 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,579 WWAS A MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE, YOU HAD TO DO IT. 241 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,748 HAD TO DO IT. ONCE IT WAS DONE, WE HAVE TO BE 242 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,682 ONCE IT WAS DONE, WE HAVE TO BE OPEN MINDED HERE, IT SEEMS TO ME 243 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,451 OPEN MINDED HERE, IT SEEMS TO ME YOUR VIEW WAS THAT THERE WAS NOT 244 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,554 YOUR VIEW WAS THAT THERE WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED THERE, 245 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,454 SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED THERE, WE SET IT IN A PRIVATE TEXT SO 246 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,690 WE SET IT IN A PRIVATE TEXT SO WE KNOW IT WAS REAL. 247 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:21,359 WE KNOW IT WAS REAL. YOU SAID "MY GUT SENSE AND 248 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,827 YOU SAID "MY GUT SENSE AND CONCERN IS THAT THERE IS NO BIG 249 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,830 CONCERN IS THAT THERE IS NO BIG THERE THERE." 250 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:28,700 THERE THERE." YOU SAID -- "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 251 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,535 YOU SAID -- "THE NEW YORK TIMES" HAD A BIG STORY IN 2017 RIGHT 252 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:33,505 HAD A BIG STORY IN 2017 RIGHT AFTER TRUMP WAS INAUGURATED 253 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,307 AFTER TRUMP WAS INAUGURATED "TRUMP CAMPAIGN AIDES HAD 254 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,342 "TRUMP CAMPAIGN AIDES HAD REPORTED CONTACTS WITH RUSSIAN 255 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,945 REPORTED CONTACTS WITH RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE" AND YOU SAID WE 256 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,513 INTELLIGENCE" AND YOU SAID WE HAD NOT SEEN EVIDENCE OF ANY OF 257 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:41,813 HAD NOT SEEN EVIDENCE OF ANY OF THAT. 258 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,516 THAT. YOU SAID WE ARE UNAWARE OF ANY 259 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:46,251 YOU SAID WE ARE UNAWARE OF ANY ADVISORS ENGAGING IN 260 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,819 ADVISORS ENGAGING IN CONVERSATIONS WITH RUSSIAN 261 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,420 CONVERSATIONS WITH RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS. 262 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,387 INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS. THAT CONFUSES ME. 263 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:53,692 THAT CONFUSES ME. THE DON JR. MEETING? 264 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,859 THE DON JR. MEETING? PAUL MANAFORT WE FOUND OUT WAS 265 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:59,197 PAUL MANAFORT WE FOUND OUT WAS GIVING POLLING DATA TO THIS 266 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,399 GIVING POLLING DATA TO THIS RUSSIAN AGENT, WHY DID YOU SAY 267 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,102 RUSSIAN AGENT, WHY DID YOU SAY THERE WAS NO THERE THERE? 268 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,071 THERE WAS NO THERE THERE? >> YOU HAVE TO READ THAT LAST 269 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,706 >> YOU HAVE TO READ THAT LAST DOCUMENT LIKE A LEGAL DOCUMENT. 270 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,874 DOCUMENT LIKE A LEGAL DOCUMENT. WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 271 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,508 WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 272 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,576 WHEN "THE NEW YORK TIMES" ARTICLE CAME OUT WHO WAS TALKING 273 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:12,577 ARTICLE CAME OUT WHO WAS TALKING TO THE TIMES BECAUSE THEY GOT A 274 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:13,411 TO THE TIMES BECAUSE THEY GOT A LOT OF THINGS WRONG BUT SOME OF 275 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,714 LOT OF THINGS WRONG BUT SOME OF THE THINGS WERE ACCURATE. 276 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,716 THE THINGS WERE ACCURATE. WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO 277 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,951 WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO WERE THOSE SOURCES AND WHEN YOU 278 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,319 WERE THOSE SOURCES AND WHEN YOU SEE NO INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS, 279 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,555 SEE NO INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS, YOU'VE GOT TO THINK THAT LACK A 280 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,290 YOU'VE GOT TO THINK THAT LACK A COUNTERINTELLIGENCE PERSON, I 281 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,125 COUNTERINTELLIGENCE PERSON, I SPENT 20 YEARS CHASING SPIES AND 282 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:27,959 SPENT 20 YEARS CHASING SPIES AND RECRUITING PEOPLE. 283 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,328 RECRUITING PEOPLE. AND WHEN I SAY THAT I SAY THAT 284 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,096 AND WHEN I SAY THAT I SAY THAT LIKE A FULL-FLEDGED FOREIGN 285 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,397 LIKE A FULL-FLEDGED FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE OFFICER, NOT 286 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,065 INTELLIGENCE OFFICER, NOT SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT BE WORKING -- 287 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,667 SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT BE WORKING -- AND THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON WE 288 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:39,170 AND THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON WE SAW IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN. 289 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,505 SAW IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN. WE HAD CONTACT WITH FOREIGN 290 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,606 WE HAD CONTACT WITH FOREIGN POLICY ADVISORS AND THE INCOMING 291 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,908 POLICY ADVISORS AND THE INCOMING ATTORNEY GENERAL, WE HAD THEM IN 292 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:44,676 ATTORNEY GENERAL, WE HAD THEM IN CONTACT WITH THE INCOMING 293 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,278 CONTACT WITH THE INCOMING NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR. 294 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,147 NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR. PERSON AFTER PERSON AFTER PERSON 295 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,515 PERSON AFTER PERSON AFTER PERSON IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAD THESE 296 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,083 IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAD THESE UNDISCLOSED CONTACTS WITH THE 297 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,318 UNDISCLOSED CONTACTS WITH THE RUSSIANS THAT THEY STARTED AND 298 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,286 RUSSIANS THAT THEY STARTED AND CONTINUED ON TELLING THE TRUTH 299 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:55,954 CONTINUED ON TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT. 300 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,155 ABOUT. WHEN I SIT THERE AND LOOK AT IT, 301 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,558 WHEN I SIT THERE AND LOOK AT IT, THE WORST THING THAT IT COULD BE 302 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,793 THE WORST THING THAT IT COULD BE WOULD BE SOME BIG CONSPIRACY RUN 303 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:02,494 WOULD BE SOME BIG CONSPIRACY RUN FROM THE TOP OF THE PRESIDENT 304 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,997 FROM THE TOP OF THE PRESIDENT BUT T IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT 305 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:10,468 BUT T IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT TO BE BAD. 306 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,836 TO BE BAD. IT'S LIKE IF EVERY CAR HAD 307 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:15,373 IT'S LIKE IF EVERY CAR HAD WINDOW KNOCKED OUT, YOU COULD 308 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,575 WINDOW KNOCKED OUT, YOU COULD SAY NOT ONE PERSON DID THIS, BUT 309 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:18,743 SAY NOT ONE PERSON DID THIS, BUT IF EVERY WINDOWS KNOCKED OUT 310 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,645 IF EVERY WINDOWS KNOCKED OUT IT'S STILL BAD SO WHEN I MADE 311 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,881 IT'S STILL BAD SO WHEN I MADE THAT COMMENT, I MEANT I DON'T 312 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,916 THAT COMMENT, I MEANT I DON'T THINK TRUMP IS SITTING LIKE A 313 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:25,950 THINK TRUMP IS SITTING LIKE A MASTERMIND BETWEEN ALL THESE 314 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:26,951 MASTERMIND BETWEEN ALL THESE CONTACTS CONTROLLING WHAT'S 315 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:27,686 CONTACTS CONTROLLING WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT WHAT I THOUGHT WAS 316 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,488 GOING ON, BUT WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THERE ARE A BUNCH OF GRIFTERS, 317 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,222 THERE ARE A BUNCH OF GRIFTERS, OPPORTUNISTS, PEOPLE TRYING TO 318 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,224 OPPORTUNISTS, PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE MONEY ALL INDIVIDUALLY 319 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,492 MAKE MONEY ALL INDIVIDUALLY PURSUING THEIR AGENDAS IN A WAY 320 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,927 PURSUING THEIR AGENDAS IN A WAY THAT MADE THEM VULNERABLE TO 321 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,729 THAT MADE THEM VULNERABLE TO RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE. 322 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,564 RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE. >> Bill: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, 323 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:44,235 >> Bill: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, HE'S DEFINITELY NOT A MAST 324 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:44,636 HE'S DEFINITELY NOT A MAST MASTERMIND. 325 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,237 MASTERMIND. [LAUGHTER] 326 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:46,805 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 327 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,841 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NO, REALLY. 328 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,410 NO, REALLY. FINALLY IT SOUNDS LIKE A FULL 329 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,678 FINALLY IT SOUNDS LIKE A FULL CROWD. 330 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,879 CROWD. I CONSTANTLY THINK PEOPLE GIVE 331 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,716 I CONSTANTLY THINK PEOPLE GIVE HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT FOR THAT. 332 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,017 HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT FOR THAT. IT WASN'T LIKE THAT, I THINK 333 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,453 IT WASN'T LIKE THAT, I THINK IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED 334 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,153 IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED IT. 335 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,122 IT. IN FACT DAN COATS WHO WAS 336 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:04,656 IN FACT DAN COATS WHO WAS DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL 337 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,958 DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE A WHILE SAID HE 338 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,659 INTELLIGENCE A WHILE SAID HE THINKS HOOTON HAS SOMETHING ON 339 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:08,326 THINKS HOOTON HAS SOMETHING ON TRUMP. 340 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,494 TRUMP. THAT MAY BE TRUE BUT I THINK 341 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,796 THAT MAY BE TRUE BUT I THINK WHAT HE HAS ON TRUMP IS THE 342 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:12,931 WHAT HE HAS ON TRUMP IS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT TRUMP IS A GIANT 343 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,631 KNOWLEDGE THAT TRUMP IS A GIANT NARCISSIST OR AT LEAST THAT'S 344 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,900 NARCISSIST OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I HAVE ON TRUMP. 345 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,936 WHAT I HAVE ON TRUMP. I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO HAVE 346 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:18,837 I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING ON TRUMP. 347 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,805 SOMETHING ON TRUMP. I LEARNED THIS A COUPLE OF WEEKS 348 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,540 I LEARNED THIS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO WHEN QANON -- THE TOTAL NUT 349 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,642 AGO WHEN QANON -- THE TOTAL NUT CASES WHO THINK THAT THE WORLD 350 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,979 CASES WHO THINK THAT THE WORLD IS RUN BY THIS SECRET CABAL OF 351 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:32,717 IS RUN BY THIS SECRET CABAL OF PIZZA EATING PEDOPHILES WHO EAT 352 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,019 PIZZA EATING PEDOPHILES WHO EAT BABIES -- THEY ARE REALLY OUT 353 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,955 BABIES -- THEY ARE REALLY OUT THERE, AND TRUMP WHEN HE WAS 354 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,124 THERE, AND TRUMP WHEN HE WAS ASKED ABOUT IT "I THINK THE GOOD 355 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,792 ASKED ABOUT IT "I THINK THE GOOD PEOPLE COME I TAKE THEIR 356 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:41,726 PEOPLE COME I TAKE THEIR SUPPORT." 357 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,527 SUPPORT." WHOEVER SAYS THEY LIKE HIM, HE 358 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,096 WHOEVER SAYS THEY LIKE HIM, HE LIKES THEM. 359 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,164 LIKES THEM. IF IT'S WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND 360 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,733 IF IT'S WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND THEY SAY THEY LIKE HIM, HE LIKES 361 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:49,234 THEY SAY THEY LIKE HIM, HE LIKES THEM. 362 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,102 THEM. IF IT'S VLADIMIR PUTIN AND HE 363 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,974 IF IT'S VLADIMIR PUTIN AND HE SAYS "I THINK TRUMP IS BRIL 364 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:56,708 SAYS "I THINK TRUMP IS BRIL BRILLIANT," TRUMP IS LIKE I LOVE 365 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,242 BRILLIANT," TRUMP IS LIKE I LOVE THIS GUY. 366 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,877 THIS GUY. I DON'T THINK IT'S MUCH MORE 367 00:12:58,879 --> 00:12:59,778 I DON'T THINK IT'S MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT, IT'S 368 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,480 COMPLICATED THAN THAT, IT'S ABOUT THE NARCISSISM. 369 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,948 ABOUT THE NARCISSISM. >> I THINK THAT'S ONE THING. 370 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,650 >> I THINK THAT'S ONE THING. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DEAL WITH 371 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,584 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DEAL WITH SOMEBODY THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH 372 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:09,254 SOMEBODY THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH BUT PUT YOURSELF IN THE SHOES OF 373 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,356 BUT PUT YOURSELF IN THE SHOES OF THE SVR OR ANY RUSSIAN 374 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,557 THE SVR OR ANY RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE SERVICES. 375 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,291 INTELLIGENCE SERVICES. JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING WORKS, 376 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,593 JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING WORKS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP WITH 377 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,461 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP WITH THAT. 378 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,462 THAT. HOOTON HAS A TEAM OF 379 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,663 HOOTON HAS A TEAM OF PSYCHOLOGISTS WHO HAVE LOOKED AT 380 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,398 PSYCHOLOGISTS WHO HAVE LOOKED AT TRUMP, THEY PROBABLY KNOW HIM 381 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,366 TRUMP, THEY PROBABLY KNOW HIM BETTER THAN MOST AMERICANS DO, 382 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,468 BETTER THAN MOST AMERICANS DO, THEY HAVE PROBABLY PUSHED HIS 383 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,736 THEY HAVE PROBABLY PUSHED HIS BUTTONS BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO 384 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,204 BUTTONS BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP THEM FROM FINDING OTHER 385 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:26,938 STOP THEM FROM FINDING OTHER THINGS TO HOLD THE LEVERAGE OVER 386 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,040 THINGS TO HOLD THE LEVERAGE OVER A PERIOD OF SOME OF THAT IS 387 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,476 A PERIOD OF SOME OF THAT IS COMING FROM THE PUBLIC, WE HAD 388 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,510 COMING FROM THE PUBLIC, WE HAD FROM THE MUELLER REPORT, AN 389 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,078 FROM THE MUELLER REPORT, AN EXAMPLE OF -- TRUMP IS ON THE 390 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,281 EXAMPLE OF -- TRUMP IS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL IN 2016 AND HE 391 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,916 CAMPAIGN TRAIL IN 2016 AND HE TELLS A CROWD IN NORTH CAROLINA 392 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,751 TELLS A CROWD IN NORTH CAROLINA "I HAVE NO FINANCIAL DEALINGS IN 393 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,753 "I HAVE NO FINANCIAL DEALINGS IN RUSSIA WHATSOEVER, NONE." 394 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:44,289 RUSSIA WHATSOEVER, NONE." AT THE EXACT SAME INSTANT, 395 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,089 AT THE EXACT SAME INSTANT, MICHAEL: AND OTHERS ARE TRYING 396 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,026 MICHAEL: AND OTHERS ARE TRYING TO GET A DEAL AT THE TRUMP TOWER 397 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,528 TO GET A DEAL AT THE TRUMP TOWER IN MOSCOW. 398 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,030 IN MOSCOW. TRUMP KNOWS HE LIED, PUTIN KNOWS 399 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,632 TRUMP KNOWS HE LIED, PUTIN KNOWS HE LIED, TO MAINTAIN THAT IF HE 400 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,700 HE LIED, TO MAINTAIN THAT IF HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS I'M GOING 401 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,602 TURNS AROUND AND SAYS I'M GOING TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH EVERY ONE 402 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,536 TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH EVERY ONE OF THE CAMPAIGN ARE GOING TO 403 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,306 OF THE CAMPAIGN ARE GOING TO KNOW HE LIED, THAT GIVES HIM 404 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:01,873 KNOW HE LIED, THAT GIVES HIM LEVERAGE. 405 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,074 LEVERAGE. IF YOUR UNINTELLIGENT SERVICE, 406 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,475 IF YOUR UNINTELLIGENT SERVICE, YOU DON'T STOP BECAUSE YOU HAVE 407 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,877 YOU DON'T STOP BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE AVENUE N, YOU KEEP LOOKING 408 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,178 ONE AVENUE N, YOU KEEP LOOKING FOR ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT WAYS 409 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:12,851 FOR ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT WAYS TO IMPACT SOMEBODY'S BEHAVIOR. 410 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:15,620 TO IMPACT SOMEBODY'S BEHAVIOR. >> Bill: I THINK I HEARD YOU 411 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,224 >> Bill: I THINK I HEARD YOU SAY THERE ARE THINGS I KNOW FROM 412 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,191 SAY THERE ARE THINGS I KNOW FROM 2016 THAT WOULD DAMAGE HIS 413 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,127 2016 THAT WOULD DAMAGE HIS CANDIDACY TODAY. 414 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:26,397 CANDIDACY TODAY. WHAT ARE THEY? 415 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:34,372 WHAT ARE THEY? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 416 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,442 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> NEXT WEEK I WANT YOU TO GET 417 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,209 >> NEXT WEEK I WANT YOU TO GET THE ATTORNEY GENERAL AND 418 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,010 THE ATTORNEY GENERAL AND DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL 419 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:39,711 DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE ON YOUR SHOW AND 420 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,046 INTELLIGENCE ON YOUR SHOW AND ASKED THEM THAT AND WHEN THEY 421 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,481 ASKED THEM THAT AND WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SAY 422 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,216 SAY THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SAY COME ASKED THEM WHY THEY KEEP 423 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,584 COME ASKED THEM WHY THEY KEEP CLASSIFIED SO MUCH INFORMATION 424 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,086 CLASSIFIED SO MUCH INFORMATION WHICH SHOCKINGLY ALL SEEMS TO 425 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:48,920 WHICH SHOCKINGLY ALL SEEMS TO SUPPORT THE LINE THAT THEY ARE 426 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,555 SUPPORT THE LINE THAT THEY ARE PUTTING FORTH. 427 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,523 PUTTING FORTH. I CAN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE IT'S 428 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,425 I CAN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE IT'S CLASSIFIED OR IT RELATES TO 429 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,393 CLASSIFIED OR IT RELATES TO ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS OR MAYBE 430 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,662 ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS OR MAYBE SOME STUFF PANNED OUT AND DIDN'T 431 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,997 SOME STUFF PANNED OUT AND DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 432 00:14:58,999 --> 00:14:59,998 MEAN ANYTHING. BUT THAT QUESTION IS SOMETHING 433 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,166 BUT THAT QUESTION IS SOMETHING THAT OUGHT TO BE ASKED OF THE 434 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,601 THAT OUGHT TO BE ASKED OF THE ADMINISTRATION PARTICULARLY THE 435 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,236 ADMINISTRATION PARTICULARLY THE WAY THEY ARE RELEASING THINGS 436 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:05,970 WAY THEY ARE RELEASING THINGS WILLY-NILLY THAT ARE DAMAGING 437 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:06,704 WILLY-NILLY THAT ARE DAMAGING OUR NATIONAL SECURITY WHEN THEY 438 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:07,839 OUR NATIONAL SECURITY WHEN THEY DO IT. 439 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:08,806 DO IT. I KNOW YOU WOULD LOVE TO HAVE 440 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:13,211 I KNOW YOU WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BILL BARR ON YOUR SHOW. 441 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,380 BILL BARR ON YOUR SHOW. >> Bill: YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO 442 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,047 >> Bill: YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 443 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,449 HAPPEN. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS SHOW? 444 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,419 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS SHOW? SO YOU'RE OUT OF THE FBI NOW? 445 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,020 SO YOU'RE OUT OF THE FBI NOW? >> YES. 446 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,321 >> YES. >> Bill: CAN YOU STILL TALK TO 447 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,290 >> Bill: CAN YOU STILL TALK TO THE OLD GANG? 448 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,225 THE OLD GANG? >> IDEAL. 449 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:27,926 >> IDEAL. >> Bill: AND THIS IS WHAT THEY 450 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,127 >> Bill: AND THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE TELLING YOU NOW. 451 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,696 ARE TELLING YOU NOW. BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME. 452 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:36,200 BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME. >> NO, LOOK -- IN TERMS OF THOSE 453 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,804 >> NO, LOOK -- IN TERMS OF THOSE THINGS, THE STUFF THAT WENT OUT 454 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,005 THINGS, THE STUFF THAT WENT OUT AFTER I LEFT THEY DON'T TALK 455 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,006 AFTER I LEFT THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT 456 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,042 ABOUT, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT IN THE BUREAU IS REALLY GOOD 457 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,243 IN THE BUREAU IS REALLY GOOD ABOUT KEEPING SECRETS, THINGS 458 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,244 ABOUT KEEPING SECRETS, THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE TALKED ABOUT 459 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,478 THAT SHOULDN'T BE TALKED ABOUT DON'T GET TALKED ABOUT OUTSIDE, 460 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,515 DON'T GET TALKED ABOUT OUTSIDE, THAT GOES INTO THE WHOLE AREA OF 461 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,817 THAT GOES INTO THE WHOLE AREA OF I'M GOING TO MAINTAIN THE THINGS 462 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,218 I'M GOING TO MAINTAIN THE THINGS I'M OBLIGATED NOT TO DISCLOSE 463 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,019 I'M OBLIGATED NOT TO DISCLOSE BECAUSE OF MY CLEARANCE AND THEY 464 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,056 BECAUSE OF MY CLEARANCE AND THEY DO THE SAME THING WITH ME. 465 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,791 DO THE SAME THING WITH ME. I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER 466 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:00,491 I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER I LEFT. 467 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,993 I LEFT. >> Bill: I WANT TO ASK YOU ONE 468 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:02,660 >> Bill: I WANT TO ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT HILLARY. 469 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,063 MORE QUESTION ABOUT HILLARY. SOMEONE SAID TO YOU IT -- IT'S 470 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,698 SOMEONE SAID TO YOU IT -- IT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING TO ME THAT 471 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,666 ALWAYS INTERESTING TO ME THAT THE FBI GOES BACK AND FORTH NOW 472 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,201 THE FBI GOES BACK AND FORTH NOW BETWEEN ARE THEY THE CHAMPION OF 473 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,636 BETWEEN ARE THEY THE CHAMPION OF THE LIBERALS, OR THAT THE 474 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,737 THE LIBERALS, OR THAT THE CHAMPION OF THE CONSERVATIVES, 475 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:19,043 CHAMPION OF THE CONSERVATIVES, REALLY, IT WAS THE FBI AND CALLM 476 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,578 REALLY, IT WAS THE FBI AND CALLM COMEY WHO TIPPED THE ELECTION TO 477 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,012 COMEY WHO TIPPED THE ELECTION TO DONALD TRUMP. 478 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,382 DONALD TRUMP. DURING THE CAMPAIGN I WAS 479 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,116 DURING THE CAMPAIGN I WAS WORRIED THAT TRUMP WAS GOING TO 480 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,386 WORRIED THAT TRUMP WAS GOING TO WIN IN THE FBI WHICH THEY WERE 481 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,087 WIN IN THE FBI WHICH THEY WERE CALLING TRUMP LAND AND I THINK 482 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:29,654 CALLING TRUMP LAND AND I THINK OF LAW ENFORCEMENT AS 483 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,590 OF LAW ENFORCEMENT AS REPUBLICANS TO BEGIN WITH, AS 484 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,826 REPUBLICANS TO BEGIN WITH, AS SOON AS THIS GUY WINS, I'M GOING 485 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:44,002 SOON AS THIS GUY WINS, I'M GOING TO WANT ON HIM OBEY. 486 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:44,469 TO WANT ON HIM OBEY. GUANTANAMO BAY. 487 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:49,874 GUANTANAMO BAY. >> B>> YOU STILL HAVE TIME. 488 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:55,546 >> B>> YOU STILL HAVE TIME. >> Bill: THANKS PETE. 489 00:16:55,548 --> 00:17:00,018 >> Bill: THANKS PETE. >> BWHO WAS IT WHO SAID TO HILL, 490 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,486 >> BWHO WAS IT WHO SAID TO HILL, PETE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THAT 491 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,221 PETE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THAT BIT? 492 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,257 BIT? >> THE BUREAU IS A CONSERVATIVE 493 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,659 >> THE BUREAU IS A CONSERVATIVE PLACE, I WAS BORN AND RAISED A 494 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,428 PLACE, I WAS BORN AND RAISED A REPUBLICAN, MOST AGENTS ARE LAW 495 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,063 REPUBLICAN, MOST AGENTS ARE LAW AND ORDER, STRONG NATIONAL 496 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:12,864 AND ORDER, STRONG NATIONAL SECURITY PEOPLE BUT AFTER HAVING 497 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,999 SECURITY PEOPLE BUT AFTER HAVING SAID THAT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT 498 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,701 SAID THAT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT FOR 20 YEARS I NEVER SAW AN 499 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,169 FOR 20 YEARS I NEVER SAW AN INSTANCE WHERE SOMEBODY SAID WE 500 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,170 INSTANCE WHERE SOMEBODY SAID WE HAVE TO DO THIS INVESTIGATIVE 501 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:37,555 HAVE TO DO THIS INVESTIGATIVE THING, EITHER IGNORE THIS FACT 502 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,675 C. I'M KNOWN AS A LIBERAL BUT I'VE 503 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,609 I'M KNOWN AS A LIBERAL BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF THE PEOPLE 504 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,113 ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF THE PEOPLE WHO DEFEND OUR COUNTRY. 505 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,281 WHO DEFEND OUR COUNTRY. I LIKE SQUARES. 506 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,982 I LIKE SQUARES. I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY. 507 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,786 I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY. IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11, 508 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,756 IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11, I'M SURE YOU WERE INVOLVED WITH 509 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,957 I'M SURE YOU WERE INVOLVED WITH THAT AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR 510 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,625 THAT AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND I THANK YOU FOR 511 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,026 SERVICE AND I THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. 512 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:19,497 EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR PANEL 513 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:29,040 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR PANEL IN PERSON. 514 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,442 IN PERSON. THERE'S PEOPLE HERE, ACTUAL 515 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,710 THERE'S PEOPLE HERE, ACTUAL PEOPLE. 516 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,411 PEOPLE. YOU CAN FIND HER ON INSTAGRAM 517 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,112 YOU CAN FIND HER ON INSTAGRAM @JESSICAYELLIN WHERE SHE'S THE 518 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,914 @JESSICAYELLIN WHERE SHE'S THE FOUNDER OF "NEWS NOT NOISE" 519 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:42,920 FOUNDER OF "NEWS NOT NOISE" FROM FAR AWAY, JESSICA YELLEN. 520 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,422 FROM FAR AWAY, JESSICA YELLEN. BUT CLOSER THAN I'VE HAD AT A 521 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:44,856 BUT CLOSER THAN I'VE HAD AT A LONG TIME. 522 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:47,592 LONG TIME. >> GREAT TO S SEE YOU FROM A 523 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:47,959 >> GREAT TO S SEE YOU FROM A DISTANCE. 524 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,560 DISTANCE. >> Bill: YES. 525 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,528 >> Bill: YES. HE'S THE HOST OF SNAPCHAT'S 526 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,395 HE'S THE HOST OF SNAPCHAT'S POLITICAL SHOW "GOOD LUCK 527 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,430 POLITICAL SHOW "GOOD LUCK AMERICA" AND CONTRIBUTING WRITER 528 00:18:52,432 --> 00:19:02,607 AMERICA" AND CONTRIBUTING WRITER FOR VANITY FAIR: PETER HAMBY. 529 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,541 FOR VANITY FAIR: PETER HAMBY. I WANT TO FOLLOW UP ON SOMETHING 530 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:09,847 I WANT TO FOLLOW UP ON SOMETHING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT -- I THINK 531 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,049 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT -- I THINK THEY ARE PLANED BY DIFFERENT 532 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:27,999 THEY ARE PLANED BY DIFFERENT RULES. OTHER PRESIDENT WOULD'VER 533 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,469 RULES. OTHER PRESIDENT WOULD'VER HAVE SAID YEAH SURE AND TRUMP 534 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,471 HAVE SAID YEAH SURE AND TRUMP SAID "YEAH, I LOOK AT IT." 535 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,673 SAID "YEAH, I LOOK AT IT." THE RULES HAVE CHANGED, THE 536 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,841 THE RULES HAVE CHANGED, THE UKRAINE IMPEACHMENT WENT 537 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,408 UKRAINE IMPEACHMENT WENT NOWHERE. 538 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,509 NOWHERE. IT'S LIKE WHEN THEY PUT THE 539 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,243 IT'S LIKE WHEN THEY PUT THE DESIGNATED HITTER RULE IN 540 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:39,610 DESIGNATED HITTER RULE IN BASEBALL. 541 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,547 BASEBALL. THEY CHANGE THE RULES. 542 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,215 THEY CHANGE THE RULES. NOBODY DID ANYTHING ABOUT 543 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,416 NOBODY DID ANYTHING ABOUT UKRAINE, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING 544 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,552 UKRAINE, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING AFTER HE TOLD THAT TO 545 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:58,296 AFTER HE TOLD THAT TO STEPHANOPOULOS. 546 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:58,963 STEPHANOPOULOS. FOREIGN HELP IS NOW OKAY IN 547 00:19:58,965 --> 00:19:59,330 FOREIGN HELP IS NOW OKAY IN ELECTIONS. 548 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,064 ELECTIONS. IF DEMOCRATS DON'T GET THAT, THE 549 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:00,798 IF DEMOCRATS DON'T GET THAT, THE DECK IS ONLY STACKED UP AGAINST 550 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,465 DECK IS ONLY STACKED UP AGAINST THEM, THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP 551 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,099 THEM, THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP LOSING ELECTIONS -- TRUE? 552 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,068 LOSING ELECTIONS -- TRUE? >> MAY BE, BUT MAYBE NOT THIS 553 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:04,702 >> MAY BE, BUT MAYBE NOT THIS ELECTION, I DO THINK THIS 554 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,437 ELECTION, I DO THINK THIS ELECTION IS PROBABLY A LITTLE 555 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,239 ELECTION IS PROBABLY A LITTLE MORE BAKED THAN PEOPLE ARE 556 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:08,839 MORE BAKED THAN PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO ACKNOWLEDGE. 557 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,908 WILLING TO ACKNOWLEDGE. >> Bill: BAKED? 558 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,511 >> Bill: BAKED? >> YEAH. 559 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,145 >> YEAH. >> Bill: BAKED. 560 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:18,416 >> Bill: BAKED. >> BAKED IN FAVOR OF BIDEN. 561 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,384 >> BAKED IN FAVOR OF BIDEN. CLOSER TO DONE, I THINK THE 562 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,119 CLOSER TO DONE, I THINK THE FUNDAMENTALS IN THE SELECTION 563 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,321 FUNDAMENTALS IN THE SELECTION STRONGLY FAVOR JOE BIDEN AND A 564 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:23,988 STRONGLY FAVOR JOE BIDEN AND A LOT OF PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF 565 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:24,989 LOT OF PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF INTERFERENCE IN THE ELECTION -- 566 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,592 INTERFERENCE IN THE ELECTION -- I WILL SAY TO YOUR POINT, I WAS 567 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,026 I WILL SAY TO YOUR POINT, I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND TODAY ABOUT 568 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,428 TALKING TO A FRIEND TODAY ABOUT THESE VERY THINGS THAT TRUMP 569 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,763 THESE VERY THINGS THAT TRUMP CONTINUES TO PUSH THE BOUNDARIES 570 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,065 CONTINUES TO PUSH THE BOUNDARIES AND HE SAID HE REMINDS ME OF A 571 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:34,765 AND HE SAID HE REMINDS ME OF A LITTLE KID TESTING HIS PARENTS 572 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,001 LITTLE KID TESTING HIS PARENTS TO SEE WHAT HE CAN GET AWAY WITH 573 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,604 TO SEE WHAT HE CAN GET AWAY WITH AND HE CAN GET AWAY WITH PRETTY 574 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,738 AND HE CAN GET AWAY WITH PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING. 575 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,573 MUCH ANYTHING. WHAT IS SCARY ABOUT THAT IS 576 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,775 WHAT IS SCARY ABOUT THAT IS IMAGINE IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE WITH 577 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,309 IMAGINE IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN LARGER THAN 578 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,612 A BRAIN LARGER THAN DONALD TRUMP'S WHO COMES AT THE 579 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,813 DONALD TRUMP'S WHO COMES AT THE OFFICE LATER. 580 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,014 OFFICE LATER. THEY ARE GOING TO UNDERSTAND 581 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,882 THEY ARE GOING TO UNDERSTAND THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER 582 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,618 THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER THEY WANT. 583 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,385 THEY WANT. >> Bill: YOU'RE RIGHT, HE'S 584 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,821 >> Bill: YOU'RE RIGHT, HE'S KIND OF AN INNOCENT AND HE 585 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,757 KIND OF AN INNOCENT AND HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN'T 586 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,159 DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE HELP FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY 587 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,594 TAKE HELP FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN 588 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,763 BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN BUSINESS AND HE JUST EDITED 589 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:10,501 BUSINESS AND HE JUST EDITED NOBODY STOPPED HIM. 590 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,936 NOBODY STOPPED HIM. >> I THINK IT WILL CHANGE WHEN 591 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,637 >> I THINK IT WILL CHANGE WHEN YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT KIND OF 592 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,439 YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT KIND OF PERSONALITY IN THE OFFICE. 593 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,140 PERSONALITY IN THE OFFICE. THE MEDIA AND THE PUBLIC WILL 594 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,276 THE MEDIA AND THE PUBLIC WILL ADJUST TO THEIR BEHAVIOR, I 595 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,477 ADJUST TO THEIR BEHAVIOR, I THINK TRUMP GETS AWAY WITH THIS 596 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,812 THINK TRUMP GETS AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE HE IS SO SHAMELESS ABOUT 597 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,080 BECAUSE HE IS SO SHAMELESS ABOUT IT. 598 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:23,681 IT. >> Bill: ISN'T HERE THE 599 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,250 >> Bill: ISN'T HERE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY NOW? 600 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,020 REPUBLICAN PARTY NOW? ARE THEY GOING TO CHANGE? 601 00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:30,221 ARE THEY GOING TO CHANGE? >> THE LOYALTY IS TO HIM, NOT 602 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:32,723 >> THE LOYALTY IS TO HIM, NOT THE PARTY. 603 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,357 THE PARTY. >> Bill: ARE THEY GOING TO 604 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,660 >> Bill: ARE THEY GOING TO REVERT? 605 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:39,096 REVERT? >> LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE 606 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:39,497 >> LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SELECTION. 607 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,731 SELECTION. >> Bill: IT'S SEVEN WEEKS 608 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,433 >> Bill: IT'S SEVEN WEEKS UNTIL THE ELECTION, I WANT TO 609 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,634 UNTIL THE ELECTION, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT NATE SILVER SAID 610 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,303 TALK ABOUT WHAT NATE SILVER SAID THIS WEEK, HE'S THE GUY WHO 611 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,271 THIS WEEK, HE'S THE GUY WHO CRACKS THE NUMBERS BETTER THAN 612 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,205 CRACKS THE NUMBERS BETTER THAN ANYBODY, WE KNOW THE REPUBLICANS 613 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,674 ANYBODY, WE KNOW THE REPUBLICANS HAVE AN ADVANTAGE IN THE 614 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,741 HAVE AN ADVANTAGE IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE DESPITE WHAT 615 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,843 ELECTORAL COLLEGE DESPITE WHAT TRUMP SAYS. 616 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,478 TRUMP SAYS. THIS IS REALLY FRIGHTENING TO 617 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,246 THIS IS REALLY FRIGHTENING TO ME. 618 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:57,214 ME. NATE SILVER SAYS IF JOE BIDEN 619 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:57,982 NATE SILVER SAYS IF JOE BIDEN WINS THE POPULAR VOTE BY LESS 620 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,851 WINS THE POPULAR VOTE BY LESS THAN 1% -- WINS THE ELECTION, 621 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,120 THAN 1% -- WINS THE ELECTION, THAT'S WINNING THE ELECTION. 622 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,655 THAT'S WINNING THE ELECTION. YOU ONLY HAVE TO WIN BY ONE VOTE 623 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,724 YOU ONLY HAVE TO WIN BY ONE VOTE BUT IF HE WINS BY LESS THAN 1% 624 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,127 BUT IF HE WINS BY LESS THAN 1% OF THE POPULAR VOTE, HE ONLY HAS 625 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,430 OF THE POPULAR VOTE, HE ONLY HAS A 6% CHANCE OF BECOMING 626 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:12,797 A 6% CHANCE OF BECOMING PRESIDENT. 627 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:18,436 PRESIDENT. IF HE WINS BY ONE TO MAKE 2%, 628 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,838 IF HE WINS BY ONE TO MAKE 2%, HE'S GOT A 22% CHANCE, IF HE 629 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:26,110 HE'S GOT A 22% CHANCE, IF HE WINS BY 2 FOR 3%, 46%, HE COULD 630 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,511 WINS BY 2 FOR 3%, 46%, HE COULD WIN BY 3% AND HE STILL HAS LESS 631 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,913 WIN BY 3% AND HE STILL HAS LESS THAN HALF THE CHANCE OF WINNING 632 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:29,347 THAN HALF THE CHANCE OF WINNING THE ELECTION. 633 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,882 THE ELECTION. YOU GOT TO GET UP TO 52 MAX 6% 634 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,684 YOU GOT TO GET UP TO 52 MAX 6% BEFORE HE HAS A 98% CHANCE OF 635 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,653 BEFORE HE HAS A 98% CHANCE OF WINNING THE ELECTION. 636 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:50,134 WINNING THE ELECTION. THAT IS A FLU FUCKED UPCOUNTRY. 637 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:50,835 THAT IS A FLU FUCKED UPCOUNTRY. >> I WILL SAY THERE'S A LOT OF 638 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,104 >> I WILL SAY THERE'S A LOT OF PANIC AT DEMOCRATIC SUPPORTERS 639 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:54,839 PANIC AT DEMOCRATIC SUPPORTERS THAT THIS IS A DANGER ZONE -- IF 640 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,041 THAT THIS IS A DANGER ZONE -- IF YOU LOOK AT THE NUMBERS COME UP 641 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:57,942 YOU LOOK AT THE NUMBERS COME UP BIDEN'S NUMBERS HAVE BEEN 642 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,111 BIDEN'S NUMBERS HAVE BEEN UNBELIEVABLY STEADY SINCE MARCH. 643 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:03,047 UNBELIEVABLY STEADY SINCE MARCH. HE IS UP CONSISTENTLY SIX 644 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:03,381 HE IS UP CONSISTENTLY SIX POINTS. 645 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,217 POINTS. A LOT OF THE PANIC IS THIS 646 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:06,751 A LOT OF THE PANIC IS THIS WORST-CASE SCENARIO 647 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,418 WORST-CASE SCENARIO CATASTROPHIZE AND GIVEN WHAT 648 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,620 CATASTROPHIZE AND GIVEN WHAT HAPPENED IN 2016 BUT THE NUMBERS 649 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,288 HAPPENED IN 2016 BUT THE NUMBERS DON'T REALLY BEAR IT OUT RIGHT 650 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:11,789 DON'T REALLY BEAR IT OUT RIGHT NOW. 651 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,457 NOW. >> IF YOU SUBTRACTED TRUMP AND 652 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,859 >> IF YOU SUBTRACTED TRUMP AND BIDEN'S NAME FROM THE TOP LINE 653 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,060 BIDEN'S NAME FROM THE TOP LINE AND THE HORSE RACE POLLS AND 654 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,495 AND THE HORSE RACE POLLS AND UNDER THE HOOD, WE WOULD ALL BE 655 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,897 UNDER THE HOOD, WE WOULD ALL BE SEEING THERE IS NO WAY 656 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,098 SEEING THERE IS NO WAY DONALD TRUMP CAN WIN. 657 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,534 DONALD TRUMP CAN WIN. HE'S LOSING INDEPENDENCE BY 20 658 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,702 HE'S LOSING INDEPENDENCE BY 20 POINTS, HE'S LOSING WOMEN WHICH 659 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,370 POINTS, HE'S LOSING WOMEN WHICH MAKE UP HALF THE COUNTRY BY OVER 660 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:29,440 MAKE UP HALF THE COUNTRY BY OVER 20 POINTS. 661 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,841 20 POINTS. THE CHANCES OF THESE FUNDAMENTAL 662 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,410 THE CHANCES OF THESE FUNDAMENTAL SHIFTING IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS 663 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,879 SHIFTING IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS WOULD TAKE OVERWHELMINGLY 664 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,515 WOULD TAKE OVERWHELMINGLY DRAMATIC IN THE WHOLE "WHAT 665 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:40,885 DRAMATIC IN THE WHOLE "WHAT ABOUT 2016" THING, IT'S JUST NOT 666 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,086 ABOUT 2016" THING, IT'S JUST NOT 2016. 667 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,120 2016. PEOPLE HAVE HAD FOUR YEARS OF 668 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,054 PEOPLE HAVE HAD FOUR YEARS OF DONALD TRUMP AND THE VERDICT HAS 669 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,489 DONALD TRUMP AND THE VERDICT HAS BEEN RENDERED AND JOE BIDEN IS 670 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,691 BEEN RENDERED AND JOE BIDEN IS JUST NOT HILLARY CLINTON, HE'S 671 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:48,659 JUST NOT HILLARY CLINTON, HE'S NOT. 672 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:49,894 NOT. >> Bill: I KNOW, BUT WHAT NATE 673 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,263 >> Bill: I KNOW, BUT WHAT NATE SILVER IS SAYING, IT DOESN'T 674 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,466 SILVER IS SAYING, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 675 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,968 MATTER. 5 TO 6% IS A LOT IN THIS 676 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,770 5 TO 6% IS A LOT IN THIS COUNTRY, THAT'S A BIG VICTORY. 677 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:04,408 COUNTRY, THAT'S A BIG VICTORY. IF HE DOESN'T GET THAT, YOU 678 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,843 IF HE DOESN'T GET THAT, YOU SOUND LIKE THE PANELS I USED TO 679 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,012 SOUND LIKE THE PANELS I USED TO HAVE ON RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST 680 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:08,879 HAVE ON RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST ELECTION. 681 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,315 ELECTION. I WAS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE 682 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,650 I WAS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD. 683 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,717 WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD. >> IT'S VERY HARD TO SEE THE 684 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:14,718 >> IT'S VERY HARD TO SEE THE CASE TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE 685 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,020 CASE TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE BETWEEN NOW AND THEN THAT'S 686 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,655 BETWEEN NOW AND THEN THAT'S GOING TO SWING ALL OF THE 687 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:23,427 GOING TO SWING ALL OF THE UNDECIDEDS INTO HIS CORNER. 688 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:24,762 UNDECIDEDS INTO HIS CORNER. THIS ARGUMENT HE HAS AROUND LAW 689 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,063 THIS ARGUMENT HE HAS AROUND LAW AND ORDER, DEMOCRATS ARE MOST 690 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:29,033 AND ORDER, DEMOCRATS ARE MOST AFRAID THAT IS HIS WINNING HAND. 691 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:29,767 AFRAID THAT IS HIS WINNING HAND. THAT ACTUALLY IS NOT A NET PLUS 692 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,837 THAT ACTUALLY IS NOT A NET PLUS FOR HIM. 693 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,805 FOR HIM. >> Bill: SO FAR, RIGHT NOW. 694 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,941 >> Bill: SO FAR, RIGHT NOW. >> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO 695 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:37,241 >> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO SHIFT? 696 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,642 SHIFT? >> Bill: IT COULD DO. 697 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,378 >> Bill: IT COULD DO. >> ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN, THESE 698 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:41,846 >> ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN, THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES. 699 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,681 ARE CRAZY TIMES. >> Bill: YES, BUT PEOPLE 700 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:44,415 >> Bill: YES, BUT PEOPLE GENERALLY DON'T LIKE VIOLENCE IN 701 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:47,284 GENERALLY DON'T LIKE VIOLENCE IN THE STREETS. 702 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,719 THE STREETS. WHEN HE SAYS "I'M THE ONE THAT'S 703 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:50,287 WHEN HE SAYS "I'M THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO PROTECT YOU, THEY 704 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,089 GOING TO PROTECT YOU, THEY AREN'T GETTING THAT, THEY'RE NOT 705 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:52,490 AREN'T GETTING THAT, THEY'RE NOT BUYING THAT. 706 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:53,657 BUYING THAT. WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS 707 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,160 WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS JOE BIDEN IS A HEALER AND WE 708 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,430 JOE BIDEN IS A HEALER AND WE NEED HEALING RIGHT NOW." 709 00:24:59,432 --> 00:24:59,797 NEED HEALING RIGHT NOW." [APPLAUSE] 710 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,065 [APPLAUSE] THIS COULD CHANGE BUT THERE'S 711 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,600 THIS COULD CHANGE BUT THERE'S ALSO A LOT OF CRAZINESS OUT 712 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:02,900 ALSO A LOT OF CRAZINESS OUT THERE. 713 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,870 THERE. THERE'S A BOOK OUT THERE CALLED 714 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,339 THERE'S A BOOK OUT THERE CALLED "IN DEFENSE OF LOOTING." 715 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:09,073 "IN DEFENSE OF LOOTING." WHICH IS BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY. 716 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:12,076 WHICH IS BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THERE IS A FRINGE AND YOU HAVE 717 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,010 THERE IS A FRINGE AND YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WE LIVE IN THESE 718 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,279 TO UNDERSTAND WE LIVE IN THESE BINARY TIMES. 719 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,481 BINARY TIMES. ANYTHING ANYBODY ON THE RIGHT 720 00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:18,382 ANYTHING ANYBODY ON THE RIGHT DOES, TRUMP HAS TO OWN AND 721 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,551 DOES, TRUMP HAS TO OWN AND ANYTHING ANYBODY DOES ON THE 722 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:23,487 ANYTHING ANYBODY DOES ON THE LEFT, THIS IS THE COUNTRY OF 723 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:27,224 LEFT, THIS IS THE COUNTRY OF "YOU'RE THE PARTY OF." 724 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:28,359 "YOU'RE THE PARTY OF." "YOU'RE THE CANDIDATE OF." 725 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:31,462 "YOU'RE THE CANDIDATE OF." WHATEVER CRAZY THING THE LEFT 726 00:25:31,464 --> 00:25:32,997 WHATEVER CRAZY THING THE LEFT DOES AND I THINK LOOTING IS 727 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,431 DOES AND I THINK LOOTING IS CRAZY AND DEFENDING AT THIS 728 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,100 CRAZY AND DEFENDING AT THIS JUSTIFIABLE PROTEST IS CRAZY BUT 729 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:36,800 JUSTIFIABLE PROTEST IS CRAZY BUT BIDEN HAS TO WEAR THAT ON HIS 730 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,637 BIDEN HAS TO WEAR THAT ON HIS BACK INTO THE 731 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,238 BACK INTO THE >> I THINK HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB 732 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,407 >> I THINK HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB OF NOT PUTTING IT ON HIS BACK. 733 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:44,275 OF NOT PUTTING IT ON HIS BACK. WHEN THE PROTESTS AFTER GEORGE 734 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:47,678 WHEN THE PROTESTS AFTER GEORGE FLOYD WERE STARTED, IT WAS 735 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,879 FLOYD WERE STARTED, IT WAS POPULAR ON TWITTER AND IN 736 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,281 POPULAR ON TWITTER AND IN CERTAIN CORNERS OF THE LEFT TO 737 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:52,049 CERTAIN CORNERS OF THE LEFT TO DEFEND LOOTING, THE SUPPORT TO 738 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,885 DEFEND LOOTING, THE SUPPORT TO DEFUND THE POLICE, BOTH OF WHICH 739 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,853 DEFUND THE POLICE, BOTH OF WHICH ARE ACTUALLY STRONGLY MINORITY 740 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:56,620 ARE ACTUALLY STRONGLY MINORITY OPINIONS BUT THERE'S A LOT OF 741 00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:58,489 OPINIONS BUT THERE'S A LOT OF PRESSURE FROM THE LEFT ON THE 742 00:25:58,491 --> 00:25:59,690 PRESSURE FROM THE LEFT ON THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE, BIDEN 743 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:01,158 DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE, BIDEN IMMEDIATELY CAME OUT -- GIVE THE 744 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,294 IMMEDIATELY CAME OUT -- GIVE THE GUY CREDIT, HE TRUSTS HIS 745 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:04,562 GUY CREDIT, HE TRUSTS HIS JUDGMENT AND HAS A NORTHSTAR, HE 746 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,697 JUDGMENT AND HAS A NORTHSTAR, HE SAID "I DON'T WANT TO DEFUND THE 747 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:07,231 SAID "I DON'T WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE." 748 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,766 POLICE." HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB OF 749 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,167 HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB OF SHRUGGING THAT STUFF OFF. 750 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:15,005 SHRUGGING THAT STUFF OFF. >> THE CHAOS DOESN'T -- IT HURTS 751 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:15,673 >> THE CHAOS DOESN'T -- IT HURTS DONALD TRUMP. 752 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:16,874 DONALD TRUMP. IF YOU LOOK AT HIS LAW AND ORDER 753 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,842 IF YOU LOOK AT HIS LAW AND ORDER MESSAGE AND HIS CLAIMS ON THIS, 754 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,178 MESSAGE AND HIS CLAIMS ON THIS, IT CONSOLIDATES SUPPORT FOR HIM 755 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:21,879 IT CONSOLIDATES SUPPORT FOR HIM AMONG NONCOLLEGE REPUBLICANS, 756 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,081 AMONG NONCOLLEGE REPUBLICANS, HIS BASE. 757 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:24,748 HIS BASE. BECAUSE IT'S A MESSAGE ABOUT 758 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,817 BECAUSE IT'S A MESSAGE ABOUT WHITE GRIEVANCE. 759 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:29,453 WHITE GRIEVANCE. BUT IF YOU HEAR WHAT IT'S DOING 760 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:30,688 BUT IF YOU HEAR WHAT IT'S DOING WITH NONCOLLEGE REPUBLICANS, 761 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,756 WITH NONCOLLEGE REPUBLICANS, IT'S DRIVING AWAY SWING VOTERS. 762 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:37,861 IT'S DRIVING AWAY SWING VOTERS. SWING VOTERS WHO ARE NOT COLLEGE 763 00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,930 SWING VOTERS WHO ARE NOT COLLEGE EDUCATED REPUBLICANS THINK 764 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,900 EDUCATED REPUBLICANS THINK DONALD TRUMP IS FOSTERING THE 765 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:43,200 DONALD TRUMP IS FOSTERING THE CHAOS. 766 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:45,736 CHAOS. [APPLAUSE] 767 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:49,607 [APPLAUSE] >> I THINK THE MEDIA FOR A WEEK 768 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,441 >> I THINK THE MEDIA FOR A WEEK OR TWO AROUND KENOSHA RAN WITH 769 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,942 OR TWO AROUND KENOSHA RAN WITH THE IDEA THAT THIS WAS GOING TO 770 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,611 THE IDEA THAT THIS WAS GOING TO HELP TRUMP WHEN THERE WAS NO 771 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,145 HELP TRUMP WHEN THERE WAS NO POLLING DATA TO BEAR THAT OUT AT 772 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,780 POLLING DATA TO BEAR THAT OUT AT ALL. 773 00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:01,819 ALL. EVEN THE ABC POLL LAST WEEK, 13% 774 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,053 EVEN THE ABC POLL LAST WEEK, 13% OF NONCOLLEGE WHITES, THAT IS 775 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:05,422 OF NONCOLLEGE WHITES, THAT IS THE PUREST DISTILLATION OF 776 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:06,624 THE PUREST DISTILLATION OF TRUMP'S BASE INKS HE'S HELPING 777 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,927 TRUMP'S BASE INKS HE'S HELPING THE PROTEST. 778 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,129 THE PROTEST. >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT THE 779 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,499 >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT THE PROPERTY DESTRUCTION ISSUE? 780 00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,334 PROPERTY DESTRUCTION ISSUE? THERE'S A LOT OF TALK NOW -- I 781 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,536 THERE'S A LOT OF TALK NOW -- I SOUGHT IN THE THE NEWS TODAY, 782 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:22,806 SOUGHT IN THE THE NEWS TODAY, LULULEMON HAD A WORKSHOP WHERE 783 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,808 LULULEMON HAD A WORKSHOP WHERE THEY SAID "RESIST CAPITALISM." 784 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,910 THEY SAID "RESIST CAPITALISM." WHILE THEY SELL $150 LEGGINGS. 785 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:31,382 WHILE THEY SELL $150 LEGGINGS. [APPLAUSE] 786 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:34,718 [APPLAUSE] WHEN LULULEMON IS A SAYING 787 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,552 WHEN LULULEMON IS A SAYING "RESIST CAPITALISM" AND THERE'S 788 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,488 "RESIST CAPITALISM" AND THERE'S A BOOK CALLED IN DEFENSE OF 789 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:38,689 A BOOK CALLED IN DEFENSE OF LOOTING AND WE HAD A PRIMARY 790 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:40,090 LOOTING AND WE HAD A PRIMARY WHERE THERE WAS A CANDIDATE 791 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:40,858 WHERE THERE WAS A CANDIDATE BERNIE SANDERS AND 792 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,292 BERNIE SANDERS AND ELIZABETH WARREN WERE TALKING A 793 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,727 ELIZABETH WARREN WERE TALKING A LOT ABOUT A WEALTH TAX AND A LOT 794 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:46,664 LOT ABOUT A WEALTH TAX AND A LOT OF WEALTH CONFISCATION AND 795 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,866 OF WEALTH CONFISCATION AND THERE'S A FEELING OUT THERE NOW, 796 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:49,933 THERE'S A FEELING OUT THERE NOW, AGAIN, IT'S ON THE FAR LEFT BUT 797 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:52,569 AGAIN, IT'S ON THE FAR LEFT BUT THINGS TEND TO MIGRATE THAT 798 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:54,872 THINGS TEND TO MIGRATE THAT PROPERTY -- IT'S DIFFERENT THAN 799 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:57,041 PROPERTY -- IT'S DIFFERENT THAN LIFE, AND IT IS DIFFERENT THAN 800 00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:57,541 LIFE, AND IT IS DIFFERENT THAN LIFE. 801 00:27:57,543 --> 00:28:00,444 LIFE. AND THEY COMPARE THEM LIKE THEY 802 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:01,979 AND THEY COMPARE THEM LIKE THEY ARE COMPARABLE. 803 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:02,980 ARE COMPARABLE. WELL IF YOU TAKE SOMEBODY'S LIFE 804 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,848 WELL IF YOU TAKE SOMEBODY'S LIFE THAT'S PERMANENCE, BUT IF YOU 805 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,150 THAT'S PERMANENCE, BUT IF YOU WRECK THEIR BUSINESS, THAT CAN 806 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:09,186 WRECK THEIR BUSINESS, THAT CAN BE REPLACED. 807 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,487 BE REPLACED. THIS IS A JUSTIFIABLE WAY OF 808 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,589 THIS IS A JUSTIFIABLE WAY OF PROTESTING AND IT'S A FORM OF 809 00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:13,624 PROTESTING AND IT'S A FORM OF REPARATIONS. 810 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:16,627 REPARATIONS. I'M NOT DOWN WITH THIS PROPERTY 811 00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:17,361 I'M NOT DOWN WITH THIS PROPERTY IS ON THE TABLE IS SOMETHING WE 812 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,797 IS ON THE TABLE IS SOMETHING WE CAN JUST TAKE BECAUSE THINGS ARE 813 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:20,464 CAN JUST TAKE BECAUSE THINGS ARE NOT RIGHT. 814 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,866 NOT RIGHT. TO ME, THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO 815 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,301 TO ME, THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO ADDRESS OUR PROBLEMS BY THROWING 816 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,803 ADDRESS OUR PROBLEMS BY THROWING A BRICK THR THROUGH THE WINDOW. 817 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:27,805 A BRICK THR THROUGH THE WINDOW. >> WHERE IS THIS MASS 818 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:28,505 >> WHERE IS THIS MASS DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY 819 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:29,039 DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? 820 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,841 HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? >> Bill: DO YOU WATCH THE 821 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:31,141 >> Bill: DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS? 822 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:35,212 NEWS? >> IF YOU LOOK AT PORTLAND, TWO 823 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,413 >> IF YOU LOOK AT PORTLAND, TWO SQUARE BLOCKS. 824 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:37,081 SQUARE BLOCKS. >> Bill: ALSO KENOSHA. 825 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,615 >> Bill: ALSO KENOSHA. >> BRIEFLY. 826 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,050 >> BRIEFLY. >> Bill: WE'VE HAD IT HERE IN 827 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,752 >> Bill: WE'VE HAD IT HERE IN L.A., THERE ARE STORES I'VE BEEN 828 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:42,920 L.A., THERE ARE STORES I'VE BEEN TO I SAW ON THE NEWS WIPED OUT. 829 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:45,622 TO I SAW ON THE NEWS WIPED OUT. >> AND THOSE WERE MOMENT OF 830 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:46,590 >> AND THOSE WERE MOMENT OF PROTESTS WHICH WE HAVE 831 00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:47,491 PROTESTS WHICH WE HAVE THROUGHOUT OUR HISTORY AND WE 832 00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,927 THROUGHOUT OUR HISTORY AND WE DON'T KNOW EVERYBODY WHO WAS 833 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,528 DON'T KNOW EVERYBODY WHO WAS INVOLVED IN THE PROTEST, PEOPLE 834 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:52,496 INVOLVED IN THE PROTEST, PEOPLE WHO WERE ACTIVATING FOR RACIAL 835 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,198 WHO WERE ACTIVATING FOR RACIAL JUSTICE AND CHANGE ARE NOT 836 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,567 JUSTICE AND CHANGE ARE NOT NECESSARILY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE 837 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:58,669 NECESSARILY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BREAKING WINDOWS AND CAUSING 838 00:28:58,671 --> 00:28:59,703 BREAKING WINDOWS AND CAUSING VIOLENCE. 839 00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:00,070 VIOLENCE. [APPLAUSE] 840 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,638 [APPLAUSE] >> Bill: MOST OF THEM ARE NOT 841 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,974 >> Bill: MOST OF THEM ARE NOT BUT THERE IS A VIEW AND IT'S IN 842 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,843 BUT THERE IS A VIEW AND IT'S IN THE MEDIA, I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN 843 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:06,610 THE MEDIA, I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN IT, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M 844 00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:10,247 IT, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M MAKING THIS UP. 845 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,548 MAKING THIS UP. BUT SOMEHOW THIS IS A 846 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:16,553 BUT SOMEHOW THIS IS A JUSTIFIABLE APPROACH. 847 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:19,256 JUSTIFIABLE APPROACH. >> AND PART OF PROTEST? 848 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,258 >> AND PART OF PROTEST? >> Bill: SO YOU'RE PART OF 849 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:21,592 >> Bill: SO YOU'RE PART OF THIS? 850 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:22,626 THIS? BECAUSE I THINK IF YOU'RE A 851 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:25,662 BECAUSE I THINK IF YOU'RE A REGULAR GUY, I SAW THIS GUY AT A 852 00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:26,630 REGULAR GUY, I SAW THIS GUY AT A PAPA JOHN'S FRANCHISE AND HE WAS 853 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,565 PAPA JOHN'S FRANCHISE AND HE WAS YELLING THROUGH HIS BROKEN GLASS 854 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:29,299 YELLING THROUGH HIS BROKEN GLASS "YOU'RE GOING TO ELECT TRUMP AND 855 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,102 "YOU'RE GOING TO ELECT TRUMP AND I'M JUST TRYING TO FEED MY 856 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:32,636 I'M JUST TRYING TO FEED MY FAMILY." 857 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,037 FAMILY." I DON'T THINK HIS VIEW WAS C'EST 858 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:37,674 I DON'T THINK HIS VIEW WAS C'EST LA VIE, IT'S JUST PROPERTY. 859 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,309 LA VIE, IT'S JUST PROPERTY. >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT THAT 860 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,311 >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT THAT THERE HAS BEEN ADRIFT, THIS GOES 861 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,614 THERE HAS BEEN ADRIFT, THIS GOES BACK TO 2014, THERE WAS PROTESTS 862 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:47,117 BACK TO 2014, THERE WAS PROTESTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI -- 863 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,085 AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI -- THAT SORT OF CAMPUS THINKING HAS 864 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,721 THAT SORT OF CAMPUS THINKING HAS DRIFTED INTO THE NATIONAL PRESS, 865 00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:51,455 DRIFTED INTO THE NATIONAL PRESS, DRIFTED INTO DEMOCRATIC POLITICS 866 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:54,124 DRIFTED INTO DEMOCRATIC POLITICS WHERE YOU HAVE THESE VERY 867 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:57,261 WHERE YOU HAVE THESE VERY ACADEMIC DEBATES ABOUT -- TRUMP 868 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:58,996 ACADEMIC DEBATES ABOUT -- TRUMP RIDICULES THEM AS CRITICAL RACE 869 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:02,833 RIDICULES THEM AS CRITICAL RACE THEORY, THAT STUFF PERCOLATES ON 870 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,134 THEORY, THAT STUFF PERCOLATES ON THE INTERNET AND THE CERTAIN 871 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,803 THE INTERNET AND THE CERTAIN CANDIDATES RAN WITH IT BUT NOT 872 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,639 CANDIDATES RAN WITH IT BUT NOT TO FLUFF JOE BIDEN AGAIN BUT THE 873 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,808 TO FLUFF JOE BIDEN AGAIN BUT THE GUY HAS HIS NORTHSTAR AS THAT 874 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,676 GUY HAS HIS NORTHSTAR AS THAT REGULAR GUY IN SCRANTON OR 875 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:13,477 REGULAR GUY IN SCRANTON OR ROCHESTER OR WHEREVER. 876 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:18,849 ROCHESTER OR WHEREVER. HE THAT AMERICA'S 877 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:19,583 HE THAT AMERICA'S POLITICAL VALUES ARE NOT DERIVED 878 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:22,219 POLITICAL VALUES ARE NOT DERIVED FROM THE INTERNET. 879 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:24,855 FROM THE INTERNET. HE JUST DOESN'T LIVE IN THAT 880 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:25,155 HE JUST DOESN'T LIVE IN THAT WORLD. 881 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,824 WORLD. >> Bill: WHY ARE SO MANY 882 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:27,558 >> Bill: WHY ARE SO MANY COLUMNISTS SAYING THAT HE NEEDS 883 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:35,265 COLUMNISTS SAYING THAT HE NEEDS TO HAVE A SISTER SOLDIER MOMENT. 884 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,467 TO HAVE A SISTER SOLDIER MOMENT. I DON'T THINK SHE DESERVED 885 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:38,035 I DON'T THINK SHE DESERVED GETTING REPUTATION -- 886 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,070 GETTING REPUTATION -- >> I THINK IT'S FOR THE SAME 887 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,471 >> I THINK IT'S FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT JOURNALISTS RAN 888 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,006 REASONS THAT JOURNALISTS RAN WITH THE IDEA THAT KENOSHA WOULD 889 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:43,507 WITH THE IDEA THAT KENOSHA WOULD HELP TRUMP. 890 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:44,875 HELP TRUMP. WE IN THE PRESS ALWAYS THINK 891 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:46,844 WE IN THE PRESS ALWAYS THINK THERE NEEDS TO BE SOMETHING NEW, 892 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:47,878 THERE NEEDS TO BE SOMETHING NEW, SOME EVENTS THAT CHANGES THINGS, 893 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,746 SOME EVENTS THAT CHANGES THINGS, WHAT IS NEXT THIS WEEK, WHAT IS 894 00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:51,648 WHAT IS NEXT THIS WEEK, WHAT IS HAPPENING THE WEEK AFTER THAT 895 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,283 HAPPENING THE WEEK AFTER THAT AND TO WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING, 896 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,786 AND TO WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING, I THINK THE RACE HAS BEEN STEADY 897 00:30:55,788 --> 00:30:56,253 I THINK THE RACE HAS BEEN STEADY THIS WHOLE TIME. 898 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:59,857 THIS WHOLE TIME. THAT IS KIND OF A BORING STORY. 899 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,625 THAT IS KIND OF A BORING STORY. >> THE PROTESTS SHOULD BE MADE 900 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:02,926 >> THE PROTESTS SHOULD BE MADE MORE COMPLEX BECAUSE THERE IS A 901 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:05,963 MORE COMPLEX BECAUSE THERE IS A PIECE OF THE PROTESTS OF PEOPLE 902 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:06,663 PIECE OF THE PROTESTS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY ASKING FOR 903 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,532 WHO ARE ACTUALLY ASKING FOR POLICY CHANGES IN THAT PIECE OF 904 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,234 POLICY CHANGES IN THAT PIECE OF THE DISCUSSION GETS IGNORED. 905 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,002 THE DISCUSSION GETS IGNORED. WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. 906 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,637 WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. WE END UP HAVING A CONVERSATION 907 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:14,872 WE END UP HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT LOOTING AND ABOUT WINDOWS 908 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,506 ABOUT LOOTING AND ABOUT WINDOWS BEING BROKEN JUST LIKE THE MEDIA 909 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:19,009 BEING BROKEN JUST LIKE THE MEDIA PUTS THE CAMERA ON THAT. 910 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,711 PUTS THE CAMERA ON THAT. BUT THERE IS ANOTHER PIECE OF 911 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,312 BUT THERE IS ANOTHER PIECE OF THIS CONVERSATION TO BE HAD. 912 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,015 THIS CONVERSATION TO BE HAD. >> Bill: THAT CONVERSATION IS 913 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:25,382 >> Bill: THAT CONVERSATION IS BEING HAD. 914 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,417 BEING HAD. >> NOT BROADLY, DO PEOPLE 915 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:29,086 >> NOT BROADLY, DO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND DEFUND THE POLICE 916 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:29,519 UNDERSTAND DEFUND THE POLICE MEANS BROADLY? 917 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:33,857 MEANS BROADLY? PEOPLE ARE SO CONFUSED ABOUT 918 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:34,658 PEOPLE ARE SO CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS. 919 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,059 WHAT THAT MEANS. >> Bill: THE PEOPLE YOU'RE 920 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:36,727 >> Bill: THE PEOPLE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ARE VERY OFTEN 921 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,996 TALKING ABOUT ARE VERY OFTEN DATA FREE. 922 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,430 DATA FREE. I SAW PEOPLE SCREAMING AT 923 00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:41,098 I SAW PEOPLE SCREAMING AT RAND PAUL -- NOT MY FAVORITE 924 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:44,434 RAND PAUL -- NOT MY FAVORITE POLITICIAN -- SAYING "SAY HER 925 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,436 POLITICIAN -- SAYING "SAY HER NAME." 926 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,238 NAME." AND HE HAD WRITTEN A BILL WITH 927 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,274 AND HE HAD WRITTEN A BILL WITH BREANNA TAYLOR'S NAME IN IT, 928 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,242 BREANNA TAYLOR'S NAME IN IT, HE'S THE ONE GUY YOU SHOULDN'T 929 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,577 HE'S THE ONE GUY YOU SHOULDN'T BE SCREAMING THAT FOR, HE IS 930 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,646 BE SCREAMING THAT FOR, HE IS MR. LIBERTARIAN. 931 00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:58,582 MR. LIBERTARIAN. HE IS ALWAYS FOR THINGS LIKE 932 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,419 HE IS ALWAYS FOR THINGS LIKE "LET'S NOT HAVE THESE NO KNOCK 933 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,588 "LET'S NOT HAVE THESE NO KNOCK POLICE" AND HE WROTE THE JUSTICE 934 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,722 POLICE" AND HE WROTE THE JUSTICE FOR BREANNA TAYLOR BILL AND THEY 935 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:08,959 FOR BREANNA TAYLOR BILL AND THEY ARE SCREAMING AT HIM. 936 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:11,595 ARE SCREAMING AT HIM. IF LEARN SOMETHING BEFORE YOU DO 937 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,765 IF LEARN SOMETHING BEFORE YOU DO THAT. 938 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:15,465 THAT. THAT'S A BIG HAND FOR LEARNING 939 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:15,832 THAT'S A BIG HAND FOR LEARNING SOMETHING. 940 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:18,268 SOMETHING. [APPLAUSE] 941 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,469 [APPLAUSE] HOW ABOUT FOR LEARNING 942 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:19,836 HOW ABOUT FOR LEARNING SOMETHING? 943 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,872 SOMETHING? >> ANOTHER VIDEO THAT WENT VIRAL 944 00:32:21,874 --> 00:32:23,407 >> ANOTHER VIDEO THAT WENT VIRAL LAST WEEK IN WASHINGTON, D.C., A 945 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,375 LAST WEEK IN WASHINGTON, D.C., A WOMAN WAS SITTING OUTSIDE A 946 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,244 WOMAN WAS SITTING OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT AND A HERD OF WHITE 947 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,011 RESTAURANT AND A HERD OF WHITE PROTESTERS CAME OVER AND TOLD 948 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,646 PROTESTERS CAME OVER AND TOLD HER TO RAISE HER FIST, TURNED 949 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,582 HER TO RAISE HER FIST, TURNED OUT SHE HAD MARCHED AND GIVEN 950 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:33,750 OUT SHE HAD MARCHED AND GIVEN MONEY TO A VARIETY OF BLM 951 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,786 MONEY TO A VARIETY OF BLM CAUSES. 952 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:36,653 CAUSES. A DEMOCRAT -- 953 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:37,421 A DEMOCRAT -- >> Bill: AND SHE JUST WANTED 954 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,824 >> Bill: AND SHE JUST WANTED TO FINISH HER DINNER. 955 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,659 TO FINISH HER DINNER. BY THE WAY, EVEN IF SHE HADN'T 956 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,194 BY THE WAY, EVEN IF SHE HADN'T DONE THAT, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EAT 957 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:44,628 DONE THAT, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EAT DINNER. 958 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,829 DINNER. I DON'T HAVE TO DO A 24/7 959 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:48,031 I DON'T HAVE TO DO A 24/7 BECAUSE YOU DO. 960 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:49,132 BECAUSE YOU DO. I CAN EAT DINNER AND STILL BE 961 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,402 I CAN EAT DINNER AND STILL BE DOWN WITH THE CAUSE. 962 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:54,871 DOWN WITH THE CAUSE. >> SHE MADE THE POINT AND A 963 00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:56,540 >> SHE MADE THE POINT AND A FOLLOW-UP OP-ED IN 964 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:57,207 FOLLOW-UP OP-ED IN "THE WASHINGTON POST" SAYING 965 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,275 "THE WASHINGTON POST" SAYING "THIS IS NOT HOW PERSUASION 966 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:01,345 "THIS IS NOT HOW PERSUASION WORKS IN POLITICS, IT WAS SMART. 967 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,013 WORKS IN POLITICS, IT WAS SMART. BUT A DEMOCRAT WHO WORKS IN TECH 968 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,681 BUT A DEMOCRAT WHO WORKS IN TECH CIRCLES TEXTED ME LAST WEEK 969 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,450 CIRCLES TEXTED ME LAST WEEK ABOUT A VIDEO IN PITTSBURGH 970 00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,951 ABOUT A VIDEO IN PITTSBURGH GOING VIRAL SHOWING SOMETHING 971 00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,686 GOING VIRAL SHOWING SOMETHING SIMILAR AND HE WAS PULLING HIS 972 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:10,988 SIMILAR AND HE WAS PULLING HIS HAIR OUT, BECAUSE THESE THINGS 973 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,656 HAIR OUT, BECAUSE THESE THINGS GET SO MUCH ATTENTION ON THE 974 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:17,661 GET SO MUCH ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET AND HE SAYS, HE WAS 975 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,096 INTERNET AND HE SAYS, HE WAS SUGGESTING THIS IS THE PERFECT 976 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:19,963 SUGGESTING THIS IS THE PERFECT CHUM FOR RUSSIAN TROLLS AND 977 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:22,466 CHUM FOR RUSSIAN TROLLS AND CHINESE TROLLS ON THE INTERNET, 978 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,834 CHINESE TROLLS ON THE INTERNET, THEY AREN'T MAKING FAKE NEWS 979 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,769 THEY AREN'T MAKING FAKE NEWS ANYMORE. 980 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,171 ANYMORE. >> I DISAGREE, I THINK THIS IS 981 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:33,977 >> I DISAGREE, I THINK THIS IS WWHAT TWITTER OBSESSES OVER. 982 00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:37,014 WWHAT TWITTER OBSESSES OVER. >> BUT TWITTER IS THE MEDIA. 983 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:38,682 >> BUT TWITTER IS THE MEDIA. >> I TUCKED US SWING WOMEN 984 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:39,649 >> I TUCKED US SWING WOMEN VOTERS ALL DAY LONG ON 985 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,386 VOTERS ALL DAY LONG ON INSTAGRAM, THAT'S WHAT I DO. 986 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:44,021 INSTAGRAM, THAT'S WHAT I DO. AND THEY DO NOT BRING THIS UP, 987 00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:48,492 AND THEY DO NOT BRING THIS UP, THIS DOES NOT REGISTER ON THEM. 988 00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:50,594 THIS DOES NOT REGISTER ON THEM. >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE 989 00:33:50,596 --> 00:34:00,337 >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE LEMON THING? 990 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,406 LEMON THING? AUTHOR AND HISTORY PROFESSOR AT 991 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:03,840 AUTHOR AND HISTORY PROFESSOR AT GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY, 992 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:06,743 GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY, SHE ADMITTED THIS WEEK IN A 993 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,178 SHE ADMITTED THIS WEEK IN A BOMBSHELL ESSAY THAT SHE HAS NOT 994 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:11,982 BOMBSHELL ESSAY THAT SHE HAS NOT BEEN BLACK AFTER ALL, SHE IS 995 00:34:11,984 --> 00:34:13,150 BEEN BLACK AFTER ALL, SHE IS WHITE AND JEWISH, REMEMBER 996 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:13,617 WHITE AND JEWISH, REMEMBER RACHEL DOLEZAL? 997 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:17,587 RACHEL DOLEZAL? WE ARE HAVING IT AGAIN. 998 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:21,792 WE ARE HAVING IT AGAIN. SO WE FOUND OUT THERE ARE THINGS 999 00:34:21,794 --> 00:34:24,494 SO WE FOUND OUT THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT JESSICA KRUG THAT WERE 1000 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:25,295 ABOUT JESSICA KRUG THAT WERE REALLY TELLTALE SIGNS THAT SHE 1001 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:27,597 REALLY TELLTALE SIGNS THAT SHE WAS ACTUALLY WHITE AND WOULD YOU 1002 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,333 WAS ACTUALLY WHITE AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF THEM? 1003 00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:36,673 LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF THEM? I'M SURE YOU WOULD. 1004 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:40,277 I'M SURE YOU WOULD. FOR EXAMPLE. 1005 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:41,545 FOR EXAMPLE. SHE LIVE-TWEETS "THE CROWN." 1006 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:42,612 SHE LIVE-TWEETS "THE CROWN." SHE CAN TELL THE PROPERTY 1007 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:43,447 SHE CAN TELL THE PROPERTY BROTHERS APART. 1008 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:48,952 BROTHERS APART. SHE'S BEEN TO UTAH ON PURPOSE. 1009 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:51,588 SHE'S BEEN TO UTAH ON PURPOSE. [APPLAUSE] 1010 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,722 [APPLAUSE] HER FAVORITE RAPPER IS WILLIAM 1011 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:58,662 HER FAVORITE RAPPER IS WILLIAM SHATNER. 1012 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,030 SHATNER. THAT HE PUT OUT A RAP RECORD, IS 1013 00:35:00,032 --> 00:35:03,366 THAT HE PUT OUT A RAP RECORD, IS THAT WHY? 1014 00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:03,900 THAT WHY? [APPLAUSE] 1015 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:04,801 [APPLAUSE] SHE CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY FOR 1016 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,971 SHE CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY FOR SIX WEEKS. 1017 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:09,806 SIX WEEKS. I KNOW WHITE GIRLS WHO DO THAT. 1018 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:13,110 I KNOW WHITE GIRLS WHO DO THAT. SHE FOLLOWS JEWEL ON INSTAGRAM. 1019 00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:13,477 SHE FOLLOWS JEWEL ON INSTAGRAM. [APPLAUSE] 1020 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:17,848 [APPLAUSE] HER PURSE IS FULL OF TINY DOG. 1021 00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:18,949 HER PURSE IS FULL OF TINY DOG. SHE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE 1022 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:23,086 SHE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COUNTRY SONGS. 1023 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:23,453 BETWEEN COUNTRY SONGS. [LAUGHTER] 1024 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,387 [LAUGHTER] SHE SINGS ALONG WITH THE MUSIC 1025 00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:34,498 SHE SINGS ALONG WITH THE MUSIC IN THE SUPERMARKET. 1026 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:38,068 IN THE SUPERMARKET. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1027 00:35:38,070 --> 00:35:40,337 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS 1028 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:44,407 OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS QUESTION ABOUT JESSICA KRUG. 1029 00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:45,142 QUESTION ABOUT JESSICA KRUG. I'M A WHITE PERSON BUT I GET THE 1030 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:49,513 I'M A WHITE PERSON BUT I GET THE SAY I'M BLACK, THAT RACHEL 1031 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:50,413 SAY I'M BLACK, THAT RACHEL DOLEZAL PIONEER -- FIRST OF ALL, 1032 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:51,148 DOLEZAL PIONEER -- FIRST OF ALL, I THINK THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE 1033 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:55,652 I THINK THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE OF THIS. 1034 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,419 OF THIS. >> WHY? 1035 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:57,120 >> WHY? >> Bill: BECAUSE I THINK IT'S 1036 00:35:57,122 --> 00:36:03,894 >> Bill: BECAUSE I THINK IT'S HIP TO BE BLACK. 1037 00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:06,163 HIP TO BE BLACK. I KNOW IT'S THE WORST THING IN 1038 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,732 I KNOW IT'S THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO MARK THAT WE HAVE 1039 00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,066 THE WORLD TO MARK THAT WE HAVE MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS WHICH IS 1040 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,434 MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS WHICH IS STUPID BECAUSE YOU CAN SAY YES 1041 00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:13,236 STUPID BECAUSE YOU CAN SAY YES WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO 1042 00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:15,105 WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO WHICH WE DO, IT'S A VITAL 1043 00:36:15,107 --> 00:36:17,007 DO WHICH WE DO, IT'S A VITAL ISSUE, RACISM BUT WE HAVE MADE A 1044 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,308 ISSUE, RACISM BUT WE HAVE MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS BECAUSE 50 YEARS 1045 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:20,610 LOT OF PROGRESS BECAUSE 50 YEARS AGO, WOULD ANY WHITE PERSON WANT 1046 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:25,949 AGO, WOULD ANY WHITE PERSON WANT TO SAY "I'M A BLACK PERSON," 1047 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:27,951 TO SAY "I'M A BLACK PERSON," THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN 1920 OR 1048 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:32,622 THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN 1920 OR 1930 OR 1960. 1049 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,924 1930 OR 1960. BUT MY QUESTION IS, YOU CAN SAY 1050 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:34,925 BUT MY QUESTION IS, YOU CAN SAY YOU ARE A DIFFERENT GENDER, WHY 1051 00:36:34,927 --> 00:36:37,961 YOU ARE A DIFFERENT GENDER, WHY IS THAT OKAY BUT WHY CAN'T YOU 1052 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:39,729 IS THAT OKAY BUT WHY CAN'T YOU SAY I'D IDENTIFY AS A DIFFERENT 1053 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:42,265 SAY I'D IDENTIFY AS A DIFFERENT RACE? 1054 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:45,635 RACE? >> I THINK SHE IS THE WORST 1055 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,636 >> I THINK SHE IS THE WORST EMBODIMENT OF THE PERFORMATIVE 1056 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:47,637 EMBODIMENT OF THE PERFORMATIVE WHITE LIBERAL? 1057 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:50,273 WHITE LIBERAL? >> Bill: WHO? 1058 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:51,241 >> Bill: WHO? >> JESSICA KRUG. 1059 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,076 >> JESSICA KRUG. >> Bill: HER AGAIN, THE ONE I 1060 00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:56,146 >> Bill: HER AGAIN, THE ONE I JUST HEARD ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO. 1061 00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:57,147 JUST HEARD ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO. >> SHE'S LIKE THE SACHA BARON 1062 00:36:57,149 --> 00:37:01,384 >> SHE'S LIKE THE SACHA BARON COHEN CHARACTER OF THE WHITE 1063 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:02,619 COHEN CHARACTER OF THE WHITE CISGENDER MALE WHO APOLOGIZED 1064 00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:05,488 CISGENDER MALE WHO APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A WHITE CISGENDER MAIL 1065 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:05,989 FOR BEING A WHITE CISGENDER MAIL COME TO LIFE. 1066 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,691 COME TO LIFE. BUT I THINK YOU HAVE A POINT 1067 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,125 BUT I THINK YOU HAVE A POINT THAT IT IS COOL TO PERFORM YOUR 1068 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,762 THAT IT IS COOL TO PERFORM YOUR VIRTUE ON THE INTERNET IN AN ERA 1069 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:15,098 VIRTUE ON THE INTERNET IN AN ERA WHERE IDENTITY POLITICS IS A 1070 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,499 WHERE IDENTITY POLITICS IS A CURRENCY FOR BETTER OR WORSE ON 1071 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:21,471 CURRENCY FOR BETTER OR WORSE ON THE INTERNET AND THIS HAPPENED 1072 00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:22,639 THE INTERNET AND THIS HAPPENED FIVE YEARS AFTER RACHEL DOLEZAL. 1073 00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:23,974 FIVE YEARS AFTER RACHEL DOLEZAL. RACHEL DOLEZAL HAPPENED, SHE 1074 00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:24,741 RACHEL DOLEZAL HAPPENED, SHE SOUGHT, AND SHE WAS LIKE I'M 1075 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:28,979 SOUGHT, AND SHE WAS LIKE I'M GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN. 1076 00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,548 GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN. MAN, I HOPE WE DON'T SEE MORE OF 1077 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:33,049 MAN, I HOPE WE DON'T SEE MORE OF THIS. 1078 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,584 THIS. >> Bill: WHAT SHOULD THE 1079 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,218 >> Bill: WHAT SHOULD THE ATTITUDE OF RIGHT-THINKING 1080 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:39,256 ATTITUDE OF RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE BE? 1081 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:44,561 PEOPLE BE? >> OY. 1082 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:47,264 >> OY. THIS IS RIDICULOUS, PEOPLE MAKE 1083 00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:48,798 THIS IS RIDICULOUS, PEOPLE MAKE CHOICES IN LIFE, THIS IS A BAD 1084 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,700 CHOICES IN LIFE, THIS IS A BAD CHOICE BUT THIS IS A MENTAL 1085 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,569 CHOICE BUT THIS IS A MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM. 1086 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,270 HEALTH PROBLEM. [APPLAUSE] 1087 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:57,007 [APPLAUSE] >> Bill: ISN'T IT PARTLY A 1088 00:37:57,009 --> 00:37:58,208 >> Bill: ISN'T IT PARTLY A MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM WITH A LOT 1089 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:00,043 MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM WITH A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THIS 1090 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:00,944 OF WHITE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THIS RIDICULOUS LEVEL OF WHITE 1091 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,780 RIDICULOUS LEVEL OF WHITE LOATHING ABOUT THEMSELVES? 1092 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,982 LOATHING ABOUT THEMSELVES? >> I DON'T HEAR STORIES LIKE 1093 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:06,516 >> I DON'T HEAR STORIES LIKE THIS. 1094 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,585 THIS. >> Bill: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE 1095 00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:09,619 >> Bill: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE VIDEO OF PEOPLE WASHING BLACK 1096 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:10,053 VIDEO OF PEOPLE WASHING BLACK PEOPLE SPEED? 1097 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,089 PEOPLE SPEED? >> NO. 1098 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,825 >> NO. >> Bill: I'LL SEND IT TO YOU. 1099 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,728 >> Bill: I'LL SEND IT TO YOU. >> I DO THINK THAT -- 1100 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:21,298 >> I DO THINK THAT -- >> Bill: THERE'S A LOT OF WE 1101 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,768 >> Bill: THERE'S A LOT OF WE ARE H HOLIER THAN YOU, WASH PEOE 1102 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:25,235 ARE H HOLIER THAN YOU, WASH PEOE SPEED. 1103 00:38:25,237 --> 00:38:31,241 SPEED. >> WHITE, COLLEGE-EDUCATED 1104 00:38:31,243 --> 00:38:32,575 >> WHITE, COLLEGE-EDUCATED LIBERALS VOTED FOR 1105 00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:33,076 LIBERALS VOTED FOR ELIZABETH WARREN, 1106 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:33,777 ELIZABETH WARREN, BERNIE SANDERS -- BLACK FOLKS 1107 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:37,380 BERNIE SANDERS -- BLACK FOLKS VOTED FOR JOE BIDEN. 1108 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,449 VOTED FOR JOE BIDEN. BLACK FOLKS IN POLL AFTER POLL 1109 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:40,216 BLACK FOLKS IN POLL AFTER POLL OPPOSE DEFUNDING THE POLICE, 1110 00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:43,520 OPPOSE DEFUNDING THE POLICE, THEY SORT OF OPPOSE A LOT OF 1111 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:44,487 THEY SORT OF OPPOSE A LOT OF THESE POLITICAL ISSUES THAT 1112 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:47,357 THESE POLITICAL ISSUES THAT SURFACE ON TWITTER AND A FAVOR 1113 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:50,193 SURFACE ON TWITTER AND A FAVOR DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES. 1114 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,394 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES. I DO THINK A LOT OF THESE 1115 00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:52,796 I DO THINK A LOT OF THESE OPINIONS SEEM LIKE THEY ARE 1116 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:53,863 OPINIONS SEEM LIKE THEY ARE MAINSTREAM BECAUSE THEY ARE ON 1117 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:54,597 MAINSTREAM BECAUSE THEY ARE ON THE INTERNET, WHEN IN REALITY 1118 00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:57,167 THE INTERNET, WHEN IN REALITY THEY ARE NOT. 1119 00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:57,834 THEY ARE NOT. >> Bill: I DON'T THINK THEY 1120 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:02,305 >> Bill: I DON'T THINK THEY ARE MAINSTREAM, A LOT OF THIS 1121 00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:04,174 ARE MAINSTREAM, A LOT OF THIS STUFF -- I THINK THERE IS A 1122 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:04,841 STUFF -- I THINK THERE IS A BLACK SILENT MAJORITY. 1123 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,444 BLACK SILENT MAJORITY. >> THERE HAS BEEN THROUGHOUT 1124 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,412 >> THERE HAS BEEN THROUGHOUT THIS YEAR. 1125 00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:11,181 THIS YEAR. THIS IS SO BORING, THE TWO KINDS 1126 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,816 THIS IS SO BORING, THE TWO KINDS OF SWING VOTERS, THE MOST 1127 00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:14,184 OF SWING VOTERS, THE MOST IMPORTANT VOTERS THROUGH THIS 1128 00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,453 IMPORTANT VOTERS THROUGH THIS WHOLE ELECTION HAVE BEEN OVER 40 1129 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:17,954 WHOLE ELECTION HAVE BEEN OVER 40 BLACK PEOPLE AND OVER 40 1130 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:20,256 BLACK PEOPLE AND OVER 40 SUBURBAN WHITE PEOPLE WHO WEAR 1131 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,424 SUBURBAN WHITE PEOPLE WHO WEAR KHAKI PANTS. 1132 00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,525 KHAKI PANTS. THOSE ARE NOT SEXY PEOPLE TO A 1133 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:24,661 THOSE ARE NOT SEXY PEOPLE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE PRESS, THEY 1134 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:25,829 LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE PRESS, THEY AREN'T YOUNG BERNIE TYPES, THEY 1135 00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:27,030 AREN'T YOUNG BERNIE TYPES, THEY AREN'T ENTERTAINING, BUT THEY 1136 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,666 AREN'T ENTERTAINING, BUT THEY ARE THE ONES TURNING OUT IN 1137 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:30,567 ARE THE ONES TURNING OUT IN ELECTION AFTER ELECTION. 1138 00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:31,634 ELECTION AFTER ELECTION. >> Bill: MOST BLACK PEOPLE 1139 00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:32,335 >> Bill: MOST BLACK PEOPLE WANT MORE POLICING OR AT LEAST 1140 00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:35,805 WANT MORE POLICING OR AT LEAST THE AMOUNT OF POLICING MAY 1141 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:39,609 THE AMOUNT OF POLICING MAY HAVE -- THE DEMOCRATS THOUGHT 1142 00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:40,410 HAVE -- THE DEMOCRATS THOUGHT "THE RADICALS WERE LIKE WE HAVE 1143 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,345 "THE RADICALS WERE LIKE WE HAVE A PRIMARY WITH ALL THESE RADICAL 1144 00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:43,046 A PRIMARY WITH ALL THESE RADICAL CANDIDATES IN THE BLACK FOLKS 1145 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,215 CANDIDATES IN THE BLACK FOLKS WERE LIKE LET'S GO WITH 1146 00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:45,715 WERE LIKE LET'S GO WITH JOE BIDEN." 1147 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,184 JOE BIDEN." OR THE GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA, 1148 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:48,618 OR THE GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA, REMEMBER THAT? 1149 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,019 REMEMBER THAT? LET'S GET RID OF THE GOVERNOR OF 1150 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:50,987 LET'S GET RID OF THE GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA AND THE BLACK FOLKS 1151 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:52,856 VIRGINIA AND THE BLACK FOLKS WERE LIKE NO, WE MADE A MISTAKE, 1152 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,391 WERE LIKE NO, WE MADE A MISTAKE, WE GET IT, HE'S A GOOD GUY HE'S 1153 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:57,761 WE GET IT, HE'S A GOOD GUY HE'S GOOD TO HELP US AND HE DID, HE 1154 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:58,528 GOOD TO HELP US AND HE DID, HE WON REELECTION AND HE GOT ALL 1155 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,930 WON REELECTION AND HE GOT ALL THE PROGRESS OF THINGS THAT 1156 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:01,498 THE PROGRESS OF THINGS THAT EVERYONE WANTED PAST. 1157 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,400 EVERYONE WANTED PAST. >> AND THEY ARE EXTRAORDINARILY 1158 00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:04,234 >> AND THEY ARE EXTRAORDINARILY MOTIVATED TO GET RID OF 1159 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,435 MOTIVATED TO GET RID OF DONALD TRUMP AND THAT IS WHY 1160 00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:08,271 DONALD TRUMP AND THAT IS WHY THIS RACE HAS BEEN SO STEADY FOR 1161 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:08,605 THIS RACE HAS BEEN SO STEADY FOR MONTHS. 1162 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,607 MONTHS. UNLIKE THE HILARY BACK AND 1163 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:11,441 UNLIKE THE HILARY BACK AND FORTH, EVERYONE WAS TALKING 1164 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:12,976 FORTH, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW WE HAVE TWO CANDIDATES 1165 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:16,679 ABOUT HOW WE HAVE TWO CANDIDATES NO ONE LIKES, WE CAN'T STAND OUR 1166 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,014 NO ONE LIKES, WE CAN'T STAND OUR CHOICES -- WE DON'T HEAR THAT 1167 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,215 CHOICES -- WE DON'T HEAR THAT CONVERSATION THAT TIME. 1168 00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:21,184 CONVERSATION THAT TIME. THE DEMOCRATS ARE FOCUSED. 1169 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,852 THE DEMOCRATS ARE FOCUSED. IT'S BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF THE 1170 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,254 IT'S BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF THE PARTY ESPECIALLY THE BLACK 1171 00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:24,988 PARTY ESPECIALLY THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS SINGLE-MINDED ABOUT 1172 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,890 COMMUNITY IS SINGLE-MINDED ABOUT DOING WHAT THEY CAN TO GET RID 1173 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:27,957 DOING WHAT THEY CAN TO GET RID OF DONALD TRUMP. 1174 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,058 OF DONALD TRUMP. ALL OF THIS CONVERSATION IS THE 1175 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,127 ALL OF THIS CONVERSATION IS THE EQUIVALENT OF FOCUSING ON 1176 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,762 EQUIVALENT OF FOCUSING ON LOOTING. 1177 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:33,396 LOOTING. IT'S THE SIDESHOW WITH THE 1178 00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:36,599 IT'S THE SIDESHOW WITH THE MOMENTUM IS FOCUSING ABOUT 1179 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,802 MOMENTUM IS FOCUSING ABOUT NOVEMBER 3RD AND GETTING RID OF 1180 00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:39,569 NOVEMBER 3RD AND GETTING RID OF TRUMP. 1181 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:41,204 TRUMP. >> Bill: IT MAY BE A SIDESHOW 1182 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:41,905 >> Bill: IT MAY BE A SIDESHOW UNLESS IT'S YOUR BUSINESS THAT 1183 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:43,807 UNLESS IT'S YOUR BUSINESS THAT GOT WIPED OUT. 1184 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:44,541 GOT WIPED OUT. IF IT'S YOUR BUSINESS, THEN IT'S 1185 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:47,444 IF IT'S YOUR BUSINESS, THEN IT'S NOT A SIDESHOW. 1186 00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:49,012 NOT A SIDESHOW. >> FOCUS GROUPS HAVE BORNE THIS 1187 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:52,649 >> FOCUS GROUPS HAVE BORNE THIS OUT, BLACK VOTERS ARE SKEPTICAL 1188 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:53,783 OUT, BLACK VOTERS ARE SKEPTICAL OF BIG PROMISES. 1189 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:54,417 OF BIG PROMISES. THEY ARE SKEPTICAL OF 1190 00:40:54,419 --> 00:40:58,388 THEY ARE SKEPTICAL OF IDEOLOGUES, THEY ARE SKEPTICAL 1191 00:40:58,390 --> 00:40:59,556 IDEOLOGUES, THEY ARE SKEPTICAL OF RADICAL CHANGE. 1192 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:00,890 OF RADICAL CHANGE. THEY HAVE BEEN FUCKED OVER FOR 1193 00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:05,795 THEY HAVE BEEN FUCKED OVER FOR SO LONG THAT THEY JUST WANT TO 1194 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,197 SO LONG THAT THEY JUST WANT TO TRUST SOMEBODY WHO CAN MAKE 1195 00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:12,368 TRUST SOMEBODY WHO CAN MAKE GOVERNMENT WORK FOR THEM. 1196 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,471 GOVERNMENT WORK FOR THEM. >> Bill: NOT BRICK THROWERS, 1197 00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:15,538 >> Bill: NOT BRICK THROWERS, BARACK OBAMA, PEOPLE WHO ARE 1198 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:16,272 BARACK OBAMA, PEOPLE WHO ARE GOVERNMENT NERDS WHO KNOW HOW TO 1199 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:19,108 GOVERNMENT NERDS WHO KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHANGE, THEY ARE THE PEOPLE 1200 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,343 MAKE CHANGE, THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO IMPROVE PEOPLE'S LIVES. 1201 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:21,444 WHO IMPROVE PEOPLE'S LIVES. >> INCREMENTAL CHANGE, MAKE 1202 00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:22,345 >> INCREMENTAL CHANGE, MAKE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE SENSE TO ME 1203 00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:25,381 GOVERNMENT TO MAKE SENSE TO ME AND MY FAMILY EVERY DAY. 1204 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:26,749 AND MY FAMILY EVERY DAY. >> Bill: ALL THE PEOPLE WHO 1205 00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:29,419 >> Bill: ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE CHANTING AT THAT LADY EMMA 1206 00:41:29,421 --> 00:41:30,186 WERE CHANTING AT THAT LADY EMMA THEY WERE ALL WHITE. 1207 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,388 THEY WERE ALL WHITE. ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE 1208 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:33,790 ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE SURROUNDING. 1209 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,693 SURROUNDING. WE'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME, 1210 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,962 WE'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME, 9/11 ANNIVERSARY, WE HAVE A 1211 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,597 9/11 ANNIVERSARY, WE HAVE A MINUTE -- ANY THOUGHTS? 1212 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,866 MINUTE -- ANY THOUGHTS? IT'S BEEN 19 YEARS, WHERE ARE WE 1213 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:43,766 IT'S BEEN 19 YEARS, WHERE ARE WE WITH THAT? 1214 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,835 WITH THAT? >> I SAW A PICTURE TODAY OF 1215 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:46,870 >> I SAW A PICTURE TODAY OF JOE BIDEN GOING UP TO MIKE PENCE 1216 00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,371 JOE BIDEN GOING UP TO MIKE PENCE AND DOING THE ELBOW BUMP THING 1217 00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:50,740 AND DOING THE ELBOW BUMP THING AND OFF TO THE SIDE YOU SAW 1218 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,042 AND OFF TO THE SIDE YOU SAW JERRY NADLER AND CHUCK SCHUMER 1219 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,577 JERRY NADLER AND CHUCK SCHUMER AND KRISTEN GILLIBRAND COME ALL 1220 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:55,478 AND KRISTEN GILLIBRAND COME ALL THESE NEW YORK LUMINARIES, A 1221 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,747 THESE NEW YORK LUMINARIES, A PICTURE TELL THE STORY BUT THEY 1222 00:41:57,749 --> 00:42:00,383 PICTURE TELL THE STORY BUT THEY WERE LOOKING THIS WAY, TO ME 1223 00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:03,553 WERE LOOKING THIS WAY, TO ME THAT'S WHAT EMBODIED JOE BIDEN, 1224 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:04,487 THAT'S WHAT EMBODIED JOE BIDEN, WHETHER IT'S REALISTIC OR NOT 1225 00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:09,058 WHETHER IT'S REALISTIC OR NOT BUT HE'S OKAY TRYING TO TALK TO 1226 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:09,459 BUT HE'S OKAY TRYING TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 1227 00:42:09,461 --> 00:42:11,227 SOMEBODY. >> Bill: YOU HAVE TO, EVEN IF 1228 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,396 >> Bill: YOU HAVE TO, EVEN IF THE DEMOCRATS WOULD MAKE THE 1229 00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:15,598 THE DEMOCRATS WOULD MAKE THE ELECTION, HALF THE COUNTRY AND 1230 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,799 ELECTION, HALF THE COUNTRY AND ALL THE REPUBLICANS ARE NOT 1231 00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:17,600 ALL THE REPUBLICANS ARE NOT GOING TO SELF DEPORT. 1232 00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:22,805 GOING TO SELF DEPORT. WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. 1233 00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:23,172 WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. ALL RIGHT. 1234 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,008 ALL RIGHT. BRING HIM OUT. 1235 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:26,142 BRING HIM OUT. HE'S THE GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING 1236 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:26,876 HE'S THE GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR WHOSE LATEST MOTORCYCLE 1237 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:27,677 ACTOR WHOSE LATEST MOTORCYCLE DOCU-SERIES "LONG WAY UP" 1238 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:28,745 DOCU-SERIES "LONG WAY UP" PREMIERS SEPTEMBER 18TH ON APPLE 1239 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:32,482 PREMIERS SEPTEMBER 18TH ON APPLE TV+: EWAN MCGREGOR. 1240 00:42:32,484 --> 00:42:35,151 TV+: EWAN MCGREGOR. IS WITH US. 1241 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,754 IS WITH US. [APPLAUSE] 1242 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:38,955 [APPLAUSE] HOW ARE YOU SIR? 1243 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:41,257 HOW ARE YOU SIR? >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 1244 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:42,458 >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? >> Bill: OKAY, I MUST TELL YOU 1245 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,627 >> Bill: OKAY, I MUST TELL YOU I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU IN THE 1246 00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:45,828 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU IN THE MOVIES AND ENJOYING YOU FOR SO 1247 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,263 MOVIES AND ENJOYING YOU FOR SO MANY YEARS AND I REALIZED THIS 1248 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,465 MANY YEARS AND I REALIZED THIS WEEK AS I WAS DOING ALL THE 1249 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:51,534 WEEK AS I WAS DOING ALL THE RESEARCH, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT 1250 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:52,835 RESEARCH, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU. 1251 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:53,736 YOU. WE NEVER MET AND YET I FEEL LIKE 1252 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:56,773 WE NEVER MET AND YET I FEEL LIKE I HARDLY KNOW YOU. 1253 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:58,808 I HARDLY KNOW YOU. I LEARNED SO MUCH, I HAVE NO 1254 00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:02,145 I LEARNED SO MUCH, I HAVE NO IDEA YOU'RE SUCH AN ADVENTURER, 1255 00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:02,845 IDEA YOU'RE SUCH AN ADVENTURER, YOU'RE LIKELY YOU'RE EUROPEAN 1256 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:04,981 YOU'RE LIKELY YOU'RE EUROPEAN SEAN PENN. 1257 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:06,616 SEAN PENN. THE LIST OF COUNTRIES WHERE YOU 1258 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:10,019 THE LIST OF COUNTRIES WHERE YOU HAVE GONE AND DONE HEROIC WORK. 1259 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,188 HAVE GONE AND DONE HEROIC WORK. CONGO AND IRAQ AND HONDURAS FOR 1260 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,089 CONGO AND IRAQ AND HONDURAS FOR HIV AND LANDMINES AND CHILD 1261 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:17,226 HIV AND LANDMINES AND CHILD POVERTY AND MALNUTRITION. 1262 00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:17,894 POVERTY AND MALNUTRITION. THESE ARE WHAT THE 1263 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:19,963 THESE ARE WHAT THE PRESIDENT CALLS THE SHITHOLE 1264 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,598 PRESIDENT CALLS THE SHITHOLE COUNTRIES. 1265 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,334 COUNTRIES. DO YOU HAVE A HIGH THRESHOLD FOR 1266 00:43:24,336 --> 00:43:25,535 DO YOU HAVE A HIGH THRESHOLD FOR DANGER? 1267 00:43:25,537 --> 00:43:27,637 DANGER? >> NOT REALLY, I'VE GOT A BIG 1268 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:29,172 >> NOT REALLY, I'VE GOT A BIG APPETITE FOR ADVENTURE I THINK 1269 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:30,340 APPETITE FOR ADVENTURE I THINK IS THE DIFFERENCE. 1270 00:43:30,342 --> 00:43:32,208 IS THE DIFFERENCE. I LOVE GOING OUT INTO THE WORLD 1271 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,843 I LOVE GOING OUT INTO THE WORLD AND FINDING MYSELF IN PLACES YOU 1272 00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,979 AND FINDING MYSELF IN PLACES YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY TRAVEL AND 1273 00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:38,481 WOULDN'T NORMALLY TRAVEL AND I'VE DONE THAT WITH MY MATE 1274 00:43:38,483 --> 00:43:41,618 I'VE DONE THAT WITH MY MATE CHARLIE ON OUR MOTORCYCLES SINCE 1275 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:41,951 CHARLIE ON OUR MOTORCYCLES SINCE 2004. 1276 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:44,153 2004. WE RODE FROM LONDON TO NEW YORK, 1277 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:47,757 WE RODE FROM LONDON TO NEW YORK, WE WENT EAST ACROSS EUROPE AND 1278 00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:50,360 WE WENT EAST ACROSS EUROPE AND TO UKRAINE AND RUSSIA AND 1279 00:43:50,362 --> 00:43:51,394 TO UKRAINE AND RUSSIA AND KAZAKHSTAN, MONGOLIA, FAR 1280 00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:56,165 KAZAKHSTAN, MONGOLIA, FAR EASTERN RUSSIA AND WE FLEW TO 1281 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,001 EASTERN RUSSIA AND WE FLEW TO ALASKA. 1282 00:43:58,003 --> 00:44:00,403 ALASKA. IN 2007, WE RODE DOWN TO THE 1283 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,038 IN 2007, WE RODE DOWN TO THE AFRICAN CONTINENT, WE LEFT FROM 1284 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:02,872 AFRICAN CONTINENT, WE LEFT FROM THE TOP OF SCOTLAND AND WE RODE 1285 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:05,308 THE TOP OF SCOTLAND AND WE RODE DOWN TO CAPE TOWN. 1286 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,543 DOWN TO CAPE TOWN. AND WE DID THEM FOR A SENSE OF 1287 00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,812 AND WE DID THEM FOR A SENSE OF ADVENTURE, CHARLIE ON DIET -- WE 1288 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,881 ADVENTURE, CHARLIE ON DIET -- WE MET 25 YEARS AGO, WE'VE BEEN 1289 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,449 MET 25 YEARS AGO, WE'VE BEEN BEST MATES, WE'VE ALWAYS LOVED 1290 00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:14,317 BEST MATES, WE'VE ALWAYS LOVED MOTORCYCLES AND WE JUST WANTED 1291 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:17,286 MOTORCYCLES AND WE JUST WANTED TO GO FOR AN ADVENTURE. 1292 00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:21,758 TO GO FOR AN ADVENTURE. WE WANTED TO SHOOT THEM FOR 1293 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,394 WE WANTED TO SHOOT THEM FOR DOCUMENTARIES CALLED LONG WAY. 1294 00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:26,562 DOCUMENTARIES CALLED LONG WAY. >> Bill: AND THIS WHEN YOU GO 1295 00:44:26,564 --> 00:44:27,997 >> Bill: AND THIS WHEN YOU GO TO THE TIP OF SOUTH AMERICA AND 1296 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,632 TO THE TIP OF SOUTH AMERICA AND YOU COME BACK UP TO L.A. AND I 1297 00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:31,167 YOU COME BACK UP TO L.A. AND I UNDERSTAND THESE BIKES YOU WERE 1298 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,235 UNDERSTAND THESE BIKES YOU WERE ON THIS TIME WERE ELECTRIC -- 1299 00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:34,437 ON THIS TIME WERE ELECTRIC -- DON'T YOU NEED A CHARGING 1300 00:44:34,439 --> 00:44:34,771 DON'T YOU NEED A CHARGING STATION? 1301 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:36,839 STATION? ARE THERE CHARGING STATIONS WHEN 1302 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:37,874 ARE THERE CHARGING STATIONS WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH RURAL 1303 00:44:37,876 --> 00:44:39,809 YOU'RE GOING THROUGH RURAL SOUTH AMERICA? 1304 00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:44,180 SOUTH AMERICA? >> NO, THERE AREN'T ANY. 1305 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,281 >> NO, THERE AREN'T ANY. BUT THERE ARE PLACES THAT 1306 00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:48,785 BUT THERE ARE PLACES THAT ELECTRICITY EXISTS. 1307 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:49,485 ELECTRICITY EXISTS. [LAUGHTER] 1308 00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:50,953 [LAUGHTER] AND WE WOULD PLUG-IN IT PEOPLE'S 1309 00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:53,589 AND WE WOULD PLUG-IN IT PEOPLE'S HOUSES OR WE WOULD PLUG IN AT A 1310 00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:54,991 HOUSES OR WE WOULD PLUG IN AT A HOSTEL OR A HOTEL OR A BAR OR A 1311 00:44:54,993 --> 00:44:55,992 HOSTEL OR A HOTEL OR A BAR OR A RESTAURANT, WHERE EVER WE WERE 1312 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:57,660 RESTAURANT, WHERE EVER WE WERE AND WE WOULD ASK PEOPLE IF THEY 1313 00:44:57,662 --> 00:44:59,629 AND WE WOULD ASK PEOPLE IF THEY MINDED IF WE PLUGGED IN OUR 1314 00:44:59,631 --> 00:45:03,533 MINDED IF WE PLUGGED IN OUR BIKES AND ACROSS THE BOARD 1315 00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:04,801 BIKES AND ACROSS THE BOARD EVERYONE WAS LETTING US DO IT 1316 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,035 EVERYONE WAS LETTING US DO IT AND OCCASIONALLY WE WOULD GET 1317 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,603 AND OCCASIONALLY WE WOULD GET STUCK AND WE WOULD HAVE TO FIND 1318 00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:08,304 STUCK AND WE WOULD HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE THAT HAD A GENERATOR 1319 00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:10,873 SOMEWHERE THAT HAD A GENERATOR AND THAT'S HOW A LOT OF PEOPLE 1320 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,577 AND THAT'S HOW A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE IT DOWN THERE ANYWAY. 1321 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,012 MAKE IT DOWN THERE ANYWAY. IT WAS PRETTY DAUNTING THROUGH 1322 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:18,514 IT WAS PRETTY DAUNTING THROUGH PATAGONIA IN THE ATTIC, DESERT 1323 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:19,382 PATAGONIA IN THE ATTIC, DESERT AND THINGS LIKE THAT WHERE YOU 1324 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:22,051 AND THINGS LIKE THAT WHERE YOU HAVE TO CLIMB TO VERY HIGH 1325 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,220 HAVE TO CLIMB TO VERY HIGH ALTITUDES. 1326 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,755 ALTITUDES. WE HAVE TO LEARN A LOT, 1327 00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:27,390 WE HAVE TO LEARN A LOT, HARLEY-DAVIDSON MADE THIS BY 1328 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:29,025 HARLEY-DAVIDSON MADE THIS BY CALLED THE LIVEWIRE WHICH WAS A 1329 00:45:29,027 --> 00:45:29,692 CALLED THE LIVEWIRE WHICH WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOTORCYCLE BUT IT 1330 00:45:29,694 --> 00:45:30,693 BEAUTIFUL MOTORCYCLE BUT IT WASN'T FOR SALE YET WHEN WE DID 1331 00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:34,397 WASN'T FOR SALE YET WHEN WE DID THE TRIP, WE LEFT LAST SEPTEMBER 1332 00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:34,997 THE TRIP, WE LEFT LAST SEPTEMBER AND ARRIVED JUST BEFORE 1333 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:35,364 AND ARRIVED JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 1334 00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:37,033 CHRISTMAS. WE ASKED THEM TO MAKE A VERSION 1335 00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:38,034 WE ASKED THEM TO MAKE A VERSION OF THEIR LIVEWIRE BIKE THAT WAS 1336 00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:41,971 OF THEIR LIVEWIRE BIKE THAT WAS MORE OF AN ADVENTURE BIKE AND IT 1337 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:43,139 MORE OF AN ADVENTURE BIKE AND IT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE TO DO 1338 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:45,007 WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE TO DO IT ELECTRIC, IT WAS A DIFFERENT 1339 00:45:45,009 --> 00:45:46,309 IT ELECTRIC, IT WAS A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE FROM DOING THAT THE 1340 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,644 EXPERIENCE FROM DOING THAT THE OTHER TWO TRIPS. 1341 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:50,446 OTHER TWO TRIPS. >> Bill: I HAVE A TESLA WHICH 1342 00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:53,182 >> Bill: I HAVE A TESLA WHICH IS ELECTRIC BUT IT'S GOT A 1343 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:58,354 IS ELECTRIC BUT IT'S GOT A 300-MILE RANGE, I WON'T GO TO 1344 00:45:58,356 --> 00:45:58,688 300-MILE RANGE, I WON'T GO TO PACOIMA. 1345 00:45:58,690 --> 00:45:59,055 PACOIMA. [LAUGHTER] 1346 00:45:59,057 --> 00:46:02,391 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1347 00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:03,626 [APPLAUSE] >> HAVE YOU GONE SOMEWHERE AND 1348 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:06,028 >> HAVE YOU GONE SOMEWHERE AND HAD TO CHARGE ON THE WAY 1349 00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:06,395 HAD TO CHARGE ON THE WAY SOMEWHERE? 1350 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:09,832 SOMEWHERE? >> Bill: FOR MY CAR? 1351 00:46:09,834 --> 00:46:10,299 >> Bill: FOR MY CAR? I HAVE A DRIVER. 1352 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:13,970 I HAVE A DRIVER. I'M KIDDING. 1353 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:14,337 I'M KIDDING. [LAUGHTER] 1354 00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:15,938 [LAUGHTER] I CHARGE IT IN MY GARAGE AND I 1355 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:19,342 I CHARGE IT IN MY GARAGE AND I NEVER GO ANYWHERE. 1356 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:20,443 NEVER GO ANYWHERE. WE'RE LOCKED DOWN, WHERE THE 1357 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:25,014 WE'RE LOCKED DOWN, WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GO? 1358 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:26,549 FUCK AM I GOING TO GO? SO YOU'RE IN THESE 1359 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,784 SO YOU'RE IN THESE OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACES, SHALL WE 1360 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:30,386 OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACES, SHALL WE SAY, IS PART OF THE ATTRACTION 1361 00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:33,055 SAY, IS PART OF THE ATTRACTION THERE BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHO 1362 00:46:33,057 --> 00:46:34,223 THERE BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE? 1363 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:35,558 YOU ARE? OR WERE THERE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES 1364 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,827 OR WERE THERE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES IN THE ANDES WHO KNEW WHO YOU 1365 00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:38,694 IN THE ANDES WHO KNEW WHO YOU WERE? 1366 00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:40,997 WERE? >> NO. 1367 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,431 >> NO. THERE WAS PEOPLE IN THE CITIES 1368 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:44,367 THERE WAS PEOPLE IN THE CITIES WHO KNEW WHO I WAS AND GENERALLY 1369 00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:45,802 WHO KNEW WHO I WAS AND GENERALLY SPEAKING WHEN WE ARE OUT IN THE 1370 00:46:45,804 --> 00:46:48,104 SPEAKING WHEN WE ARE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRYSIDE, NO. 1371 00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:51,374 MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRYSIDE, NO. IT'S NOT A REASON TO DO IT. 1372 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:53,342 IT'S NOT A REASON TO DO IT. PEOPLE ASK, IS THAT THE REASON 1373 00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:54,410 PEOPLE ASK, IS THAT THE REASON WHY YOU DO IT AND IT'S NOT. 1374 00:46:54,412 --> 00:47:00,216 WHY YOU DO IT AND IT'S NOT. I DON'T I I HAVE A LIFE I FEEL 1375 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:01,984 I DON'T I I HAVE A LIFE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO ESCAPE FROM IT AL 1376 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,219 LIKE I HAVE TO ESCAPE FROM IT AL BUT IT'S THE ADVENTURE. 1377 00:47:03,221 --> 00:47:04,620 BUT IT'S THE ADVENTURE. BUT IT'S NICE TO TRAVEL LIKE 1378 00:47:04,622 --> 00:47:06,589 BUT IT'S NICE TO TRAVEL LIKE THAT, FOR SURE. 1379 00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:08,691 THAT, FOR SURE. >> Bill: SO I KNOW ABOUT YOU, 1380 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:09,959 >> Bill: SO I KNOW ABOUT YOU, I'VE KNOWN FOREVER, I CAN HEAR 1381 00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:14,030 I'VE KNOWN FOREVER, I CAN HEAR IT IN YOUR VOICE, YOUR SCOTTISH. 1382 00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:16,532 IT IN YOUR VOICE, YOUR SCOTTISH. WHERE ARE YOU ON SCOTTISH 1383 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:17,433 WHERE ARE YOU ON SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE? 1384 00:47:17,435 --> 00:47:19,168 INDEPENDENCE? I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW 1385 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:22,405 I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THE HISTORY, I THINK PEOPLE HAVE 1386 00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:24,340 THE HISTORY, I THINK PEOPLE HAVE A FEELING, IF THEY EVEN KNOW 1387 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:24,974 A FEELING, IF THEY EVEN KNOW THAT THE UNITED KINGDOM IS 1388 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:27,810 THAT THE UNITED KINGDOM IS REALLY AN EMPIRE, THERE'S 1389 00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,012 REALLY AN EMPIRE, THERE'S ENGLAND AT THE CENTER OF IT, BUT 1390 00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:31,747 ENGLAND AT THE CENTER OF IT, BUT MY PEOPLE, THE IRISH AND YOUR 1391 00:47:31,749 --> 00:47:33,049 MY PEOPLE, THE IRISH AND YOUR PEOPLE THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE 1392 00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:35,585 PEOPLE THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE CONQUERED PEOPLES. 1393 00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:37,053 CONQUERED PEOPLES. WE ARE CELTIC PEOPLE, WE AREN'T 1394 00:47:37,055 --> 00:47:40,523 WE ARE CELTIC PEOPLE, WE AREN'T ANGLO-SAXONS WHICH ARE REALLY 1395 00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:43,326 ANGLO-SAXONS WHICH ARE REALLY GERMANS, WE ARE CELTIC PEOPLE. 1396 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:44,961 GERMANS, WE ARE CELTIC PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE IN IRELAND DIDN'T 1397 00:47:44,963 --> 00:47:46,696 THE PEOPLE IN IRELAND DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH WHEN THE 1398 00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,364 EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH WHEN THE ENGLISH CONQUERED THEM. 1399 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,799 ENGLISH CONQUERED THEM. BUT THE SCOTTISH HAVE VOTED 1400 00:47:49,801 --> 00:47:50,666 BUT THE SCOTTISH HAVE VOTED AGAINST THEIR OWN INDEPENDENCE 1401 00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:57,773 AGAINST THEIR OWN INDEPENDENCE IN THE PAST, WHERE ARE YOU ON? 1402 00:47:57,775 --> 00:48:00,176 IN THE PAST, WHERE ARE YOU ON? >> I WAS ALWAYS FOR KEEPING THE 1403 00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:00,543 >> I WAS ALWAYS FOR KEEPING THE UNION. 1404 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:06,182 UNION. I THINK IT WORKS, THEN AFTER THE 1405 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:08,184 I THINK IT WORKS, THEN AFTER THE BREXIT VOTE I THINK I CHANGE MY 1406 00:48:08,186 --> 00:48:09,819 BREXIT VOTE I THINK I CHANGE MY TUNE ABOUT IT. 1407 00:48:09,821 --> 00:48:10,786 TUNE ABOUT IT. I THINK SCOTLAND HAVE BEEN 1408 00:48:10,788 --> 00:48:11,988 I THINK SCOTLAND HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR A GOVERNMENT THEY 1409 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:15,825 VOTING FOR A GOVERNMENT THEY HAVEN'T BEEN GIVEN FOR YEARS. 1410 00:48:15,827 --> 00:48:17,793 HAVEN'T BEEN GIVEN FOR YEARS. WERE VERY LEFT VOTING COUNTRY, 1411 00:48:17,795 --> 00:48:19,228 WERE VERY LEFT VOTING COUNTRY, SCOTLAND AND WE'VE BEEN UNDER 1412 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:19,962 SCOTLAND AND WE'VE BEEN UNDER CONSERVATIVE RULE ALL THROUGHOUT 1413 00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:21,631 CONSERVATIVE RULE ALL THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD. 1414 00:48:21,633 --> 00:48:22,832 MY CHILDHOOD. AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY ENOUGH 1415 00:48:22,834 --> 00:48:25,434 AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND I THINK AFTER THE 1416 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:26,769 IS ENOUGH AND I THINK AFTER THE BREXIT VOTE, I WAS SHOOTING IN 1417 00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:31,140 BREXIT VOTE, I WAS SHOOTING IN SCOTLAND, WE WERE SHOOTING THE 1418 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,375 SCOTLAND, WE WERE SHOOTING THE FOLLOWING FILM TO TRAINSPOTTING 1419 00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,777 FOLLOWING FILM TO TRAINSPOTTING THE NIGHT OF THE BREXIT VOTE AND 1420 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:36,779 THE NIGHT OF THE BREXIT VOTE AND THE NEXT DAY THEY SHOWED THIS, 1421 00:48:36,781 --> 00:48:37,813 THE NEXT DAY THEY SHOWED THIS, PEOPLE HAD VOTED FOR IT TO STAY 1422 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,782 PEOPLE HAD VOTED FOR IT TO STAY IN EUROPE ON THE MAP AND YELLOW 1423 00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:41,017 IN EUROPE ON THE MAP AND YELLOW AND THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED TO 1424 00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:42,852 AND THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED TO LEAVE WERE IN BLUE AND IT WAS 1425 00:48:42,854 --> 00:48:44,387 LEAVE WERE IN BLUE AND IT WAS SPLIT IN HALF, SCOTLAND WAS 1426 00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:45,821 SPLIT IN HALF, SCOTLAND WAS YELLOW AND ENGLAND WAS BLEW 1427 00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:47,556 YELLOW AND ENGLAND WAS BLEW APART FROM A LITTLE BIT AROUND 1428 00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:47,890 APART FROM A LITTLE BIT AROUND LONDON. 1429 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:51,928 LONDON. AND I THOUGHT THAT'S IT. 1430 00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:53,562 AND I THOUGHT THAT'S IT. THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE WANT TO STAY 1431 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:54,297 THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE WANT TO STAY IN EUROPE AND THE EUROPEAN UNION 1432 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:57,366 IN EUROPE AND THE EUROPEAN UNION AND THE ENGLISH DON'T. 1433 00:48:57,368 --> 00:48:58,701 AND THE ENGLISH DON'T. I THINK WE'RE JUST GOING GOING 1434 00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:00,703 I THINK WE'RE JUST GOING GOING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. 1435 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:04,941 IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. I THINK PROBABLY IT'S TIME. 1436 00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:06,575 I THINK PROBABLY IT'S TIME. I THINK ONCE BORIS BECAME 1437 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,010 I THINK ONCE BORIS BECAME PRIME MINISTER SCOTLAND WAS LIKE 1438 00:49:08,012 --> 00:49:10,413 PRIME MINISTER SCOTLAND WAS LIKE THAT'S AT, WE ARE FUCKING OUT OF 1439 00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:11,714 THAT'S AT, WE ARE FUCKING OUT OF HERE. 1440 00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:12,081 HERE. [LAUGHTER] 1441 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,349 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1442 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:15,017 [APPLAUSE] >> Bill: IT'S GREAT TO MEET 1443 00:49:15,019 --> 00:49:16,452 >> Bill: IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU, I TOOK MY MOTHER TO SEE THE 1444 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,821 YOU, I TOOK MY MOTHER TO SEE THE MOVIE DOWN WITH LOVE, REMEMBER 1445 00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,356 MOVIE DOWN WITH LOVE, REMEMBER THAT ONE? 1446 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:21,557 THAT ONE? >> YEAH. 1447 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:23,192 >> YEAH. DID YOU LIKE IT? 1448 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:25,594 DID YOU LIKE IT? >> Bill: I FUCKING LOVED IT. 1449 00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:27,997 >> Bill: I FUCKING LOVED IT. I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE AT THE 1450 00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:29,398 I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE AT THE TIME REMEMBERED ROCK HUDSON AND 1451 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,834 TIME REMEMBERED ROCK HUDSON AND DORIS DAY BUT IT'S ONE OF MY 1452 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:33,202 DORIS DAY BUT IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES AND YOU ENTERTAIN ME A 1453 00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:35,538 FAVORITES AND YOU ENTERTAIN ME A LOT, AND I THANK YOU FOR COMING 1454 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:35,805 LOT, AND I THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. 1455 00:49:35,807 --> 00:49:41,777 ON. THANK YOU, EWAN McGREGOR. 1456 00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:42,979 THANK YOU, EWAN McGREGOR. TIME FOR NEW RULES EVERYBODY 1457 00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:44,413 TIME FOR NEW RULES EVERYBODY COME UP WITH AN AUDIENCE! 1458 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:49,018 COME UP WITH AN AUDIENCE! WE HAVE NEW RULES! 1459 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,152 WE HAVE NEW RULES! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1460 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,822 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NEW RULE: THE ONLY THING GENDER 1461 00:49:52,824 --> 00:49:53,756 NEW RULE: THE ONLY THING GENDER REVEAL PARTIES REVEAL, IS THAT 1462 00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:57,860 REVEAL PARTIES REVEAL, IS THAT THE BABY'S PARENTS ARE MORONS. 1463 00:49:57,862 --> 00:49:58,227 THE BABY'S PARENTS ARE MORONS. [LAUGHTER] 1464 00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:00,663 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1465 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:01,897 [APPLAUSE] AND IF YOU START A MASSIVE 1466 00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:03,232 AND IF YOU START A MASSIVE WILDFIRE WITH YOUR GENDER REVEAL 1467 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:05,368 WILDFIRE WITH YOUR GENDER REVEAL PARTY, YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE 1468 00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:06,302 PARTY, YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE SOMEPLACE THAT'S NOT HOT AND 1469 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:08,004 SOMEPLACE THAT'S NOT HOT AND DRY. 1470 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,972 DRY. HAVE ALL THE BABIES YOU WANT IN 1471 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:10,806 HAVE ALL THE BABIES YOU WANT IN SASKATOON, BUT QUIT BURNING DOWN 1472 00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:16,512 SASKATOON, BUT QUIT BURNING DOWN CALIFORNIA. 1473 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:17,079 CALIFORNIA. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1474 00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:18,147 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE 1475 00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:20,082 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD, BUT BABIES AREN'T BORN 1476 00:50:20,084 --> 00:50:26,288 HEARD, BUT BABIES AREN'T BORN HERE WITH A GENDER ANYWAY. 1477 00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:26,655 HERE WITH A GENDER ANYWAY. [LAUGHTER] 1478 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,524 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1479 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:29,625 [APPLAUSE] NEW RULE: NOW THAT CANADA'S TOP 1480 00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:30,893 NEW RULE: NOW THAT CANADA'S TOP DOCTOR IS ADVISING PEOPLE 1481 00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:32,561 DOCTOR IS ADVISING PEOPLE HOOKING UP FOR THE FIRST TIME TO 1482 00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:33,963 HOOKING UP FOR THE FIRST TIME TO AVOID KISSING AND "FACE TO-FACE 1483 00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,398 AVOID KISSING AND "FACE TO-FACE CONTACT" AND TO WEAR A MASK 1484 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:43,305 CONTACT" AND TO WEAR A MASK DURING SEX, PORNHUB HAS TO 1485 00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:44,306 DURING SEX, PORNHUB HAS TO INTRODUCE THE NEW CATEGORY 1486 00:50:44,308 --> 00:50:45,574 INTRODUCE THE NEW CATEGORY "STEPMOM DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S 1487 00:50:45,576 --> 00:50:48,878 "STEPMOM DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S FUCKING STEPSON." 1488 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:49,245 FUCKING STEPSON." [LAUGHTER] 1489 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:51,580 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1490 00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:52,915 [APPLAUSE] I'VE HEARD "HOW WAS IT FOR YOU?" 1491 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:58,888 I'VE HEARD "HOW WAS IT FOR YOU?" AFTER SEX - I'VE NEVER 1492 00:50:58,890 --> 00:50:59,989 AFTER SEX - I'VE NEVER HEARD 'SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 1493 00:50:59,991 --> 00:51:02,124 HEARD 'SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE." 1494 00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:03,893 SOMEONE ELSE." [APPLAUSE] 1495 00:51:03,895 --> 00:51:05,161 [APPLAUSE] NEW RULE: THE VETERINARIANS AT A 1496 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,462 NEW RULE: THE VETERINARIANS AT A POLISH ZOO WHO SAY THEY'VE BEEN 1497 00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:07,430 POLISH ZOO WHO SAY THEY'VE BEEN CONDUCTING A STUDY OF THE STRESS 1498 00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:08,664 CONDUCTING A STUDY OF THE STRESS RELIEVING EFFECTS OF MARIJUANA 1499 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:09,799 RELIEVING EFFECTS OF MARIJUANA ON ELEPHANTS HAVE TO ADMIT WHAT 1500 00:51:09,801 --> 00:51:11,901 ON ELEPHANTS HAVE TO ADMIT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. 1501 00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:15,571 REALLY HAPPENED. YOU WERE HIGH AND SOMEONE SAID, 1502 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,540 YOU WERE HIGH AND SOMEONE SAID, "LET'S GET THE ELEPHANTS 1503 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:21,710 "LET'S GET THE ELEPHANTS STONED." 1504 00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:26,282 STONED." AND YOU DID. 1505 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:26,649 AND YOU DID. [LAUGHTER] 1506 00:51:26,651 --> 00:51:27,950 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1507 00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,185 [APPLAUSE] AND BY THE WAY, WEED JUST MAKES 1508 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:30,820 AND BY THE WAY, WEED JUST MAKES ELEPHANTS PARANOID. 1509 00:51:30,822 --> 00:51:31,887 ELEPHANTS PARANOID. THEY SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT 1510 00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:33,089 THEY SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT THINKING, "DID I LEAVE MY TRUNK 1511 00:51:33,091 --> 00:51:38,227 THINKING, "DID I LEAVE MY TRUNK OPEN?" 1512 00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:40,696 OPEN?" [APPLAUSE] 1513 00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:41,063 [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] 1514 00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:42,331 [LAUGHTER] NEW RULE: BEFORE THE NFL SEASON 1515 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,367 NEW RULE: BEFORE THE NFL SEASON STARTS, DR. FAUCI HAS TO TELL US 1516 00:51:45,369 --> 00:51:46,602 STARTS, DR. FAUCI HAS TO TELL US IF IT'S SAFE FOR BROS TO CHEST 1517 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:47,837 IF IT'S SAFE FOR BROS TO CHEST BUMP EACH OTHER AFTER A 1518 00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:49,071 BUMP EACH OTHER AFTER A TOUCHDOWN WHILE SCREAMING, 1519 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:50,306 TOUCHDOWN WHILE SCREAMING, "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKIN' 1520 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:57,379 "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKIN' ABOUT!!" 1521 00:51:57,381 --> 00:51:59,348 ABOUT!!" [LAUGHTER] 1522 00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:02,218 [LAUGHTER] I KNEW THAT WAS JUST ME. 1523 00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:03,285 I KNEW THAT WAS JUST ME. NEW RULE: IF IT'S OKAY TO HAVE 1524 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:04,520 NEW RULE: IF IT'S OKAY TO HAVE COFFEE MUGS THAT SAY THINGS 1525 00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,789 COFFEE MUGS THAT SAY THINGS LIKE, "CAUTION: I HAVEN'T HAD MY 1526 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:07,456 LIKE, "CAUTION: I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET," THEN ADDICTS OF 1527 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,291 COFFEE YET," THEN ADDICTS OF OTHER DRUGS CAN HAVE THE SAME. 1528 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:10,493 OTHER DRUGS CAN HAVE THE SAME. LIKE A COCAINE VIAL THAT SAYS 1529 00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:17,133 LIKE A COCAINE VIAL THAT SAYS "I'LL START WORKING WHEN MY 1530 00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:20,002 "I'LL START WORKING WHEN MY COCAINE DOES," 1531 00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:20,369 COCAINE DOES," [LAUGHTER] 1532 00:52:20,371 --> 00:52:21,003 [LAUGHTER] OR A SYRINGE THAT 1533 00:52:21,005 --> 00:52:30,513 OR A SYRINGE THAT SAYS "ASK ME AFTER MY HEROIN." 1534 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:32,681 SAYS "ASK ME AFTER MY HEROIN." FINALLY NEW RULE. 1535 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:33,782 FINALLY NEW RULE. SOMEONE MUST TELL ALL THE 1536 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:34,917 SOMEONE MUST TELL ALL THE PARENTS WHO NOW SAY THAT THE 1537 00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:35,618 PARENTS WHO NOW SAY THAT THE RECENT HOME SCHOOLING HAS LEFT 1538 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:36,886 RECENT HOME SCHOOLING HAS LEFT THEM WITH A NEW APPRECIATION FOR 1539 00:52:36,888 --> 00:52:42,424 THEM WITH A NEW APPRECIATION FOR TEACHERS: IT'S ABOUT TIME. 1540 00:52:42,426 --> 00:52:47,730 TEACHERS: IT'S ABOUT TIME. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1541 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:49,398 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THIS WEEK, PARENTS ACROSS 1542 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,400 THIS WEEK, PARENTS ACROSS AMERICA FACED THE HARSH REALITY 1543 00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:52,902 AMERICA FACED THE HARSH REALITY THAT AFTER A SPRING WITH THE 1544 00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:54,403 THAT AFTER A SPRING WITH THE KIDS HOME ALL THE TIME, AND A 1545 00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:58,007 KIDS HOME ALL THE TIME, AND A SUMMER WITH THE KIDS HOME ALL 1546 00:52:58,009 --> 00:52:58,974 SUMMER WITH THE KIDS HOME ALL THE TIME, WE MAY HAVE A FALL AND 1547 00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:00,075 THE TIME, WE MAY HAVE A FALL AND WINTER WITH THE KIDS HOME ALL 1548 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:02,311 WINTER WITH THE KIDS HOME ALL THE TIME. 1549 00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:03,612 THE TIME. WHICH IS NOT ONLY NERVE-RACKING, 1550 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:03,979 WHICH IS NOT ONLY NERVE-RACKING, [LAUGHTER] 1551 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:04,847 [LAUGHTER] IT'S DESTROYING MOM'S 1552 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:12,188 IT'S DESTROYING MOM'S RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GARDENER. 1553 00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:13,255 RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GARDENER. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1554 00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:15,024 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SUMMER IS ENDING, BUT FOR 1555 00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:17,226 SUMMER IS ENDING, BUT FOR PARENTS, SUMMER WAS NEVER THE 1556 00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:18,360 PARENTS, SUMMER WAS NEVER THE VACATION; WHEN THE KIDS GO BACK 1557 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,395 VACATION; WHEN THE KIDS GO BACK TO SCHOOL? 1558 00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:23,465 TO SCHOOL? THAT'S THE VACATION. 1559 00:53:23,467 --> 00:53:24,567 THAT'S THE VACATION. [APPLAUSE] 1560 00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:27,169 [APPLAUSE] WHY DO YOU THINK SUMMER CAMP WAS 1561 00:53:27,171 --> 00:53:28,070 WHY DO YOU THINK SUMMER CAMP WAS INVENTED? 1562 00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:29,071 INVENTED? IT WASN'T TO TEACH YOU SURVIVAL 1563 00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,407 IT WASN'T TO TEACH YOU SURVIVAL SKILLS - IT WAS TO GET YOU OUT 1564 00:53:31,409 --> 00:53:34,843 SKILLS - IT WAS TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 1565 00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:35,611 OF THE HOUSE. THEY'RE CALLING ONLINE 1566 00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:37,012 THEY'RE CALLING ONLINE CLASSROOMS "DISTANCE LEARNING." 1567 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:38,514 CLASSROOMS "DISTANCE LEARNING." DISTANCE FOR WHO? 1568 00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:39,448 DISTANCE FOR WHO? THE KIDS ARE RIGHT THERE AT THE 1569 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,417 THE KIDS ARE RIGHT THERE AT THE KITCHEN TABLE ALL DAMN DAY. 1570 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:50,226 KITCHEN TABLE ALL DAMN DAY. DISTANCE IS WHAT SCHOOLS ARE FOR 1571 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:51,360 DISTANCE IS WHAT SCHOOLS ARE FOR - TO PROVIDE A FIVE DAY-A-WEEK 1572 00:53:51,362 --> 00:53:54,563 - TO PROVIDE A FIVE DAY-A-WEEK BREAK FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH 1573 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:55,197 BREAK FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH THOSE LITTLE SHITS ON YOUR 1574 00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:57,700 THOSE LITTLE SHITS ON YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD. 1575 00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:58,067 CHRISTMAS CARD. [LAUGHTER] 1576 00:53:58,069 --> 00:53:59,902 [LAUGHTER] NO WONDER 69% OF PARENTS NOW SAY 1577 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:02,004 NO WONDER 69% OF PARENTS NOW SAY THAT BEING A TEACHER IS A HARDER 1578 00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:04,573 THAT BEING A TEACHER IS A HARDER JOB THAN THEIR OWN. 1579 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:08,577 JOB THAN THEIR OWN. AND 80% SAY THEY HAVE A 1580 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:15,351 AND 80% SAY THEY HAVE A "NEWFOUND RESPECT" FOR TEACHERS. 1581 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:16,151 "NEWFOUND RESPECT" FOR TEACHERS. GREAT - BUT HOW "BOUT WE GO 1582 00:54:16,153 --> 00:54:20,155 GREAT - BUT HOW "BOUT WE GO BEYOND GIVING TEACHERS "NEWFOUND 1583 00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:20,522 BEYOND GIVING TEACHERS "NEWFOUND RESPECT?" 1584 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:21,323 RESPECT?" HOW "BOUT WE ALSO GIVE THEM THE 1585 00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:23,826 HOW "BOUT WE ALSO GIVE THEM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 1586 00:54:23,828 --> 00:54:26,595 BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. ASK ANY TEACHER WHAT THEIR 1587 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:27,329 ASK ANY TEACHER WHAT THEIR NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT IS AND IT'S 1588 00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:28,430 NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT IS AND IT'S HELICOPTER PARENTS STICKING 1589 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:34,670 HELICOPTER PARENTS STICKING THEIR NOSES IN, DOING THEIR 1590 00:54:34,672 --> 00:54:35,137 THEIR NOSES IN, DOING THEIR [APPLAUSE] 1591 00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:36,438 [APPLAUSE] KIDS' WORK FOR THEM, TRYING TO 1592 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,973 KIDS' WORK FOR THEM, TRYING TO ADJUST GRADES AND UNDERMINING 1593 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,709 ADJUST GRADES AND UNDERMINING DISCIPLINE. 1594 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,811 DISCIPLINE. YOU HAVE TWO KIDS AND YOU WANT 1595 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:43,646 YOU HAVE TWO KIDS AND YOU WANT TO STRANGLE THEM - CAN YOU 1596 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:45,214 TO STRANGLE THEM - CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING TO DEAL WITH AN 1597 00:54:45,216 --> 00:54:46,448 IMAGINE HAVING TO DEAL WITH AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FULL OF TINY 1598 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:52,121 ENTIRE CLASSROOM FULL OF TINY STICKY STRANGERS? 1599 00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:53,889 STICKY STRANGERS? [LAUGHTER] 1600 00:54:53,891 --> 00:54:54,857 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1601 00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:56,625 [APPLAUSE] IT USED TO BE THE TEACHER WOULD 1602 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,660 IT USED TO BE THE TEACHER WOULD SEND HOME A REPORT ABOUT THE 1603 00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:59,194 SEND HOME A REPORT ABOUT THE BEHAVIOR OF THE CHILD. 1604 00:54:59,196 --> 00:55:00,462 BEHAVIOR OF THE CHILD. NOW IT'S THE BEHAVIOR OF THE 1605 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,698 NOW IT'S THE BEHAVIOR OF THE TEACHER THAT GETS JUDGED. 1606 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,033 TEACHER THAT GETS JUDGED. I'VE HEARD IT FROM TEACHERS MANY 1607 00:55:04,035 --> 00:55:05,901 I'VE HEARD IT FROM TEACHERS MANY TIMES, PARENTS SAYING THINGS 1608 00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:07,169 TIMES, PARENTS SAYING THINGS LIKE, "BUT MY DAUGHTER STUDIED 1609 00:55:07,171 --> 00:55:09,638 LIKE, "BUT MY DAUGHTER STUDIED REALLY HARD FOR THIS TEST." 1610 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,773 REALLY HARD FOR THIS TEST." YES, BUT SHE GOT ALL THE ANSWERS 1611 00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:15,811 YES, BUT SHE GOT ALL THE ANSWERS WRONG. 1612 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:16,178 WRONG. [LAUGHTER] 1613 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:16,845 [LAUGHTER] THAT'S WHAT MATTERS IN LIFE: 1614 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,347 THAT'S WHAT MATTERS IN LIFE: RESULTS. 1615 00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:19,782 RESULTS. NOT JUST TRYING. 1616 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:22,084 NOT JUST TRYING. NOT JUST PARTICIPATING. 1617 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:25,020 NOT JUST PARTICIPATING. WHEN EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY, 1618 00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:26,422 WHEN EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WIN ARE THE 1619 00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:32,061 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WIN ARE THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE TROPHIES. 1620 00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:32,428 PEOPLE WHO MAKE TROPHIES. [APPLAUSE] 1621 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:33,829 [APPLAUSE] IF CHILDREN DON'T LEARN THAT 1622 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:35,698 IF CHILDREN DON'T LEARN THAT LIFE CAN BE FULL OF 1623 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,132 LIFE CAN BE FULL OF DISAPPOINTMENTS, THEY WON'T BE 1624 00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:40,736 DISAPPOINTMENTS, THEY WON'T BE READY FOR MARRIAGE OR DEMOCRAT 1625 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:43,205 READY FOR MARRIAGE OR DEMOCRAT PRIMARIES. 1626 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:43,572 PRIMARIES. [LAUGHTER] 1627 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,907 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1628 00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,009 [APPLAUSE] IF YOUR KID GETS A D, DON'T 1629 00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:48,277 IF YOUR KID GETS A D, DON'T BLAME THE TEACHER, TELL YOUR 1630 00:55:48,279 --> 00:55:49,712 BLAME THE TEACHER, TELL YOUR CHILD, "YOU SHOULD HAVE WORKED 1631 00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:51,213 CHILD, "YOU SHOULD HAVE WORKED HARDER, YOU SHOULD HAVE BUCKLED 1632 00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:52,748 HARDER, YOU SHOULD HAVE BUCKLED DOWN MORE, NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM 1633 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:53,816 DOWN MORE, NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO IN 1634 00:55:53,818 --> 00:56:01,590 AND DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO IN THERE ON YOUR WEBCAM." 1635 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:02,324 THERE ON YOUR WEBCAM." [APPLAUSE] 1636 00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:04,159 [APPLAUSE] AND THE NEXT TIME THERE'S A 1637 00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:05,527 AND THE NEXT TIME THERE'S A CLASSROOM DISAGREEMENT WHERE A 1638 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:07,463 CLASSROOM DISAGREEMENT WHERE A TEACHER SAYS ONE THING AND YOUR 1639 00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:10,232 TEACHER SAYS ONE THING AND YOUR KID SAYS ANOTHER. 1640 00:56:10,234 --> 00:56:11,633 KID SAYS ANOTHER. SIDE WITH THE TEACHER. 1641 00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:13,001 SIDE WITH THE TEACHER. I MARK THE ONSET OF AMERICAN 1642 00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:14,403 I MARK THE ONSET OF AMERICAN DECLINE TO THE MOMENT PARENTS 1643 00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:16,238 DECLINE TO THE MOMENT PARENTS STARTED SIDING WITH THEIR 1644 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,306 STARTED SIDING WITH THEIR CHILDREN INSTEAD OF WITH THE 1645 00:56:17,308 --> 00:56:24,780 CHILDREN INSTEAD OF WITH THE TEACHERS. 1646 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:26,048 TEACHERS. [APPLAUSE] 1647 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:26,415 [APPLAUSE] SERIOUSLY. 1648 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:27,516 SERIOUSLY. KIDS MAY BE CUTE, BUT THEY'RE 1649 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:30,853 KIDS MAY BE CUTE, BUT THEY'RE ALSO RELENTLESSLY MANIPULATIVE 1650 00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:33,589 ALSO RELENTLESSLY MANIPULATIVE LITTLE WEASELS WHO CAN ONLY BE 1651 00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,157 LITTLE WEASELS WHO CAN ONLY BE CONTAINED WITH A UNIFIED FRONT. 1652 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,092 CONTAINED WITH A UNIFIED FRONT. MOM, DAD, AND THE TEACHER USED 1653 00:56:37,094 --> 00:56:39,128 MOM, DAD, AND THE TEACHER USED TO FORM AN IRON TRIANGLE, A 1654 00:56:39,130 --> 00:56:41,597 TO FORM AN IRON TRIANGLE, A TIGHT THREESOME, LIKE JERRY 1655 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,664 TIGHT THREESOME, LIKE JERRY FALWELL, HIS WIFE AND THE POOL 1656 00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:49,371 FALWELL, HIS WIFE AND THE POOL BOY. 1657 00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:50,706 BOY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1658 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:51,373 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] KIDS COULDN'T GET AWAY WITH 1659 00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:52,541 KIDS COULDN'T GET AWAY WITH SHIT, AND THEY WERE SO MUCH 1660 00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:55,144 SHIT, AND THEY WERE SO MUCH HEALTHIER FOR IT. 1661 00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:56,245 HEALTHIER FOR IT. HELICOPTER PARENTING, BULLDOZER 1662 00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:57,312 HELICOPTER PARENTING, BULLDOZER PARENTING, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO 1663 00:56:57,314 --> 00:56:58,180 PARENTING, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT - IT ISN'T GOOD FOR 1664 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,014 CALL IT - IT ISN'T GOOD FOR ANYBODY. 1665 00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:00,149 ANYBODY. NOT THE TEACHERS. 1666 00:57:00,151 --> 00:57:01,116 NOT THE TEACHERS. NOT THE PARENTS. 1667 00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:03,719 NOT THE PARENTS. NOT THE KIDS. 1668 00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:05,387 NOT THE KIDS. AND THE IDEA THAT KIDS HAVE TOO 1669 00:57:05,389 --> 00:57:08,957 AND THE IDEA THAT KIDS HAVE TOO LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM IS 1670 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,392 LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM IS ANTIQUATED; THEY HAVE TOO MUCH, 1671 00:57:10,394 --> 00:57:11,894 ANTIQUATED; THEY HAVE TOO MUCH, AND IT'S TURNING THEM INTO 1672 00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:13,962 AND IT'S TURNING THEM INTO ANGRY, SCREAMING, GRIEVANCE 1673 00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:15,330 ANGRY, SCREAMING, GRIEVANCE COLLECTORS - ALL OF THAT 1674 00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,099 COLLECTORS - ALL OF THAT CHILDHOOD TOLERANCE IS RESULTING 1675 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:18,934 CHILDHOOD TOLERANCE IS RESULTING IN GROWN UP TYRANTS. 1676 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,436 IN GROWN UP TYRANTS. IT'S NO WONDER BY THE TIME THEY 1677 00:57:20,438 --> 00:57:21,970 IT'S NO WONDER BY THE TIME THEY GET TO COLLEGE, JUST HAVING TO 1678 00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,272 GET TO COLLEGE, JUST HAVING TO LISTEN TO AN OPINION THEY DON'T 1679 00:57:23,274 --> 00:57:25,040 LISTEN TO AN OPINION THEY DON'T AGREE WITH IS CONSIDERED AN ACT 1680 00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:26,809 AGREE WITH IS CONSIDERED AN ACT OF "VIOLENCE." 1681 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:28,310 OF "VIOLENCE." YEAH, IT DOESN'T EVEN END WHEN 1682 00:57:28,312 --> 00:57:29,511 YEAH, IT DOESN'T EVEN END WHEN THE KIDS LEAVE THE HOUSE. 1683 00:57:29,513 --> 00:57:31,246 THE KIDS LEAVE THE HOUSE. PARENTS GO ON JOB INTERVIEWS 1684 00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:33,081 PARENTS GO ON JOB INTERVIEWS WITH THEIR KIDS NOW. 1685 00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:34,616 WITH THEIR KIDS NOW. A STUDY A FEW YEARS AGO FOUND 1686 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,518 A STUDY A FEW YEARS AGO FOUND THAT 30% OF EMPLOYERS HAD GOTTEN 1687 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,321 THAT 30% OF EMPLOYERS HAD GOTTEN RESUMES WRITTEN BY THE 1688 00:57:39,323 --> 00:57:40,956 RESUMES WRITTEN BY THE APPLICANTS' PARENTS. 1689 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,558 APPLICANTS' PARENTS. 15% REPORTED FIELDING COMPLAINTS 1690 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,326 15% REPORTED FIELDING COMPLAINTS FROM A PARENT WHEN THEY DIDN'T 1691 00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:47,996 FROM A PARENT WHEN THEY DIDN'T HIRE THE KID. 1692 00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:49,531 HIRE THE KID. AND YET SOMEHOW OUR ECONOMY 1693 00:57:49,533 --> 00:57:51,099 AND YET SOMEHOW OUR ECONOMY FALLING BEHIND CHINA'S. 1694 00:57:51,101 --> 00:57:59,374 FALLING BEHIND CHINA'S. WEIRD. 1695 00:57:59,376 --> 00:57:59,942 WEIRD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1696 00:57:59,944 --> 00:58:02,544 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO IF IN THE FUTURE, A TEACHER 1697 00:58:02,546 --> 00:58:03,579 SO IF IN THE FUTURE, A TEACHER TAKES YOUR KID'S PHONE, JUST 1698 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:05,214 TAKES YOUR KID'S PHONE, JUST TELL THAT TEACHER THANK YOU. 1699 00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:06,582 TELL THAT TEACHER THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR DOING SOMETHING I 1700 00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:07,950 THANK YOU FOR DOING SOMETHING I LACKED THE BALLS TO DO YEARS 1701 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:10,185 LACKED THE BALLS TO DO YEARS AGO. 1702 00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:15,023 AGO. OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1703 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:16,558 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. BACK HERE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1704 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,626 BACK HERE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS 1705 00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:18,727 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS JESSICA YELLIN, PETER HAMPY, 1706 00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:19,728 JESSICA YELLIN, PETER HAMPY, EWAN MCGREGOR AND PETER STRZOK. 1707 00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:23,932 EWAN MCGREGOR AND PETER STRZOK. WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. 1708 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:25,701 WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. FROM THE STUDIO, I HOPE. 1709 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:30,439 FROM THE STUDIO, I HOPE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1710 00:58:30,441 --> 00:58:31,006 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1711 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:40,048 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1712 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:40,616 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1713 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:49,958 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1714 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:54,763 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 1715 00:58:54,765 --> 00:58:59,534 ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE]