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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: THANK YOU, HOW ARE
YOU?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE ARE HERE, MASKED AND
ANONYMOUS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
APPRECIATE IT.
PLEASE, I KNOW YOU WENT THROUGH
A LOT OF SHIT TO BE HERE, YOU
HAD TO GET TESTED AND MASKS AND
YOU'RE SITTING APART, I REALLY
APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE IT'S MADE
SUCH A DIFFERENCE FOR ME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND THE AUDIENCE.
TO QUOTE JERRY FALWELL'S POOL
BOY, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A LIVE
AUDIENCE.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
38 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION,
FEELS LESS LIKE AN ELECTION AND
MORE OF A GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
SALE, DOESN'T IT?
[APPLAUSE]
ALL RULES MUST GO IN AMERICA.
THIS WEEK THE PRESIDENT JUST
FLAT OUT SAY THAT, WHAT I'VE
BEEN SAYING HE'S GOING TO SAY
FOREVER, I'M NOT LEAVING.
THE LAW AND ORDER PRESIDENT,
REFUSED TO COMMIT TO THE
PEACEFUL TRANSFERENCE OF POWER
SHOULD HE LOSE.
EVEN BANANA REPUBLICS ARE LIKE
"THIS IS BANANAS."
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
IF YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT, THE
ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER TO THE
QUESTION OF WILL YOU SUBMIT TO
THE PEACEFUL TRANSFERENCE OF
POWER IS "YES."
NOT "WE ARE LOOKING AT IT
STRONGLY."
NOT "WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE INSANE?
THIS WEEK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
HOW THEY FOUND A LOT OF BALLOTS
THROWN IN THE RIVER.
[LAUGHTER]
YES, THAT'S A BIG ELECTION
PROBLEM, WET ASS BALLOTS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LET ME JUST SAY THIS, IF YOU ARE
A BLACK VOTER IN A RED STATE,
YOU GOT TO GET IN LINE NOW.
TRUMP CALLED MAIL IN VOTING
TODAY "THE SCAM THE DEMOCRATS
ARE TRYING TO PULL.
THIS SCAM WILL BE BEFORE THE
SUPREME COURT.
WHICH WE ARE CURRENTLY STEALING
A SEAT ON, SO BOAT ALL YOU WANT.
BECAUSE I'M STAYING AND SUING
BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS DEMOCRACY
LIKE A PRESIDENT WHO IS A
SQUATTER.
[LAUGHTER]
I THINK HE PICKED THE PERSON FOR
THE COURT TODAY BUT ALL WEEK AT
THE RALLIES, THE TRUMP PEOPLE
HAVE BEEN CHANTING "FILL THAT
SEAT, FILL THAT SEAT."
EVEN THE TEA BAGGERS ARE GOING
"THAT SOUNDS GAY."
TEA BAGGING WAS BAD, APPARENTLY
THE PICK IS GOING TO BE AMY
CONEY BARRETT -- WILL NEXT BE
SAYING THIS NAME A LOT I'M SURE
BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING NUT.
RELIGION -- I WAS RIGHT ABOUT
THAT ONE TOO.
I'M SORRY -- AMY CONEY BARRETT,
REALLY CATHOLIC.
I MEAN REALLY, REALLY CATHOLIC
LIKE SPEAKING IN TONGUES.
LIKE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN
CONDOMS, WHICH IS WHAT SHE HAS
IN COMMON WITH TRUMP BECAUSE HE
DOESN'T EITHER.
I REMEMBER THAT FROM STORMY
DANIELS.
SHE'S GOING TO BE ON THE COURT.
RBG LAYING IN STATE -- TRUMP
VISITED HER CASKET, WHEN HE
WALKED IN, EVERYBODY WENT BOO
AND ALL OF THE ASS KISSERS
AROUND TRUMP, THEY ARE SAYING "
"COUP.
COUP.
MOST QUOTE IT'S SO FUNNY, BUT WE
ARE LOSING OUR COUNTRY BUT I'M
GLAD WE'RE LAUGHING.
TRUMP UNVEILED TODAY HIS FOREVER
COMING GREAT NATIONAL
HEALTH CARE PLAN WHICH OF COURSE
IS NOT A PLAN AT ALL, THERE WAS
NEVER A PLAN.
IT'S JUST "WE'LL WORK WITH
CONGRESS AND MEXICO WILL CO-PAY
FOR FOR IT."
[APPLAUSE]
IT'S TWO WEEKS AWAY SINCE 2016,
AND THE TIME IT TOOK TRUMP TO
NOT COME UP WITH THE PLAN,
NATURE CAME UP WITH A WHOLE NEW
DISEASE.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
TERRIBLE MILESTONE THIS WEEK,
200,000 DEAD FROM CORONAVIRUS IN
AMERICA AND THERE'S A RUMOR THAT
THE 200,000 DEAD WAS A BIG TRUMP
FAN AND THIS IS SWEET, BEFORE
SHE DIED, THE MAKE-A-WISH
FOUNDATION BROUGHT HER A BLACK
TEENAGER TO YELL AT.
NO, I'M STANDING BY THAT JOKE,
THAT'S A FINE JOKE.
I DIDN'T DO IT.
AND "THE WASHINGTON POST" THIS
WEEK REPORTED TRUMP IN UNGUARDED
MOMENTS SAYS RACIST STUFF ABOUT
BLACKS AND.
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, HE'S NOT
THAT GREAT IN GUARDED MOMENTS
EITHER.
[APPLAUSE]
APPARENTLY HE SAYS THINGS LIKE
BLACKS ARE LAZY, JEWS ARE GREEDY
AND SLOVENIAN WOMEN ARE NEVER IN
A MOOD FOR SEX.
OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
BAKARI SELLERS AND COLEMAN
HUGHES ARE HERE, AND A LITTLE
LATER WE'LL BE SPEAKING WITH THE
GREAT JIM BELUSHI.
BUT FIRST, HE'S THE LONGEST
SERVING INDEPENDENT IN CONGRESS
WHO RAN FOR THE 2020 DEMOCRATIC
PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION: SENATOR
BERNIE SANDERS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BERNET, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
>> Bill: YOU CAN'T HEAR ME?
>> NOW I CAN HEAR YOU.
>> Bill: I PASSED OUT THE
JOINT IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
YOU LOOK TANNED, RESTED, AND
READY.
THEY ALWAYS LOOK BETTER WHEN
THEY GET OFF THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL,
IT MUST BE GRUELING CAMPAIGNING.
YOU MADE A SPEECH YESTERDAY AND
IT WAS ABOUT WHAT WE DO WHEN
TRUMP SAYS HE'S NOT LEAVING.
I IMAGINE THIS IS A SPEECH YOU
NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE TO
MAKE.
>> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
THIS COUNTRY TODAY FACES
ENORMOUS PROBLEMS.
WE HAVE MASSIVE INCOME AND
WEALTH INEQUALITY, WHERE THE
ONLY MAJOR COUNTRY NOT TO
GUARANTEE HEALTH CARE TO ALL.
YOU'VE GOT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WORKING FOR STARVATION WAGES, WE
GOT CLIMATE CHANGE AND SYSTEMIC
RACISM, WE GOT A WHOLE HOST OF
PROBLEMS.
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I
EVER THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE TO
GIVE A SPEECH ABOUT WHAT DO WE
DO IF A PRESIDENT REFUSES TO
LOSE OFFICE -- LEAVE OFFICE IF
HE LOSES.
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD
HAVE TO GIVE THAT SPEECH.
THAT IS WHERE WE ARE TODAY.
I WOULD SIMPLY SAY AND I KNOW
YOU HAVE MADE THIS POINT MANY
TIMES -- LISTEN TO WHAT TRUMP IS
SAYING.
DON'T BRUSH IT OFF.
DON'T SAY "THIS GUY IS CRAZY, HE
WOULD SAY THIS IN THE OTHER DAY,
LISTEN TO WHAT HE IS SAYING.
WHAT HE IS SAYING OVER AND OVER
AGAIN IS "THE ONLY WAY THAT WE
CAN LOSE THE ELECTION IS IF IT
IS RIGGED," IF WE WIN THAT'S
GREAT, IF WE LOSE, WE DIDN'T
REALLY LOSE BECAUSE IT'S RIGGED.
WE ALL KNOW MAIL IN BALLOTS ARE
DANGEROUS, THEY WERE A HOAX, A
SCAM, SO WE CANNOT LOSE THIS
ELECTION AND OBVIOUSLY, WE ARE
NOT LEAVING OFFICE.
>> Bill: I ASKED YOU THIS
QUESTION IN APRIL, I'VE BEEN
ASKING THIS OF DEMOCRATS FOR
YEARS AND THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST
LAUGHED IT OFF.
YOU SAID IN APRIL, I ASKED YOU
WHAT DO WE DO, YOU SAID YOU
MOBILIZE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IN
A WAY THAT THEY'VE NEVER BEEN
MOBILIZED BEFORE TO REMIND THE
PRESIDENT WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR
NOT, WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY.
WE HAVE TO MAKE IT CLEAR, IF HE
LOSES THE ELECTION, HE WILL BE
OUT OF OFFICE AND REPLACED BY
THE NEW PRESIDENT.
I DON'T HEAR A PLAN THERE, I
JUST HEAR A WISH, WE WISH THAT
WOULD HAPPEN.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN
IS.
>> THE BOTTOM LINE IS THERE ARE
THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO DO NOW TO
MAKE SURE THAT BIDEN WINS.
IF TRUMP ATTEMPTS TO STAY IN
OFFICE AFTER LOSING, THERE WILL
BE A NUMBER OF PLANS OUT THERE
TO MAKE SURE THAT HE IS EVICTED
FROM OFFICE.
>> Bill: WHAT?
>> RIGHT NOW THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS
OUR JOB IS TO BEAT HIM AND TO
BEAT HIM BADLY -- THE TRUTH IS,
IF WE WIN IN MICHIGAN, IN
WISCONSIN, IN MINNESOTA, IN
PENNSYLVANIA, APPARENTLY BIDEN
IS NOW AHEAD IN OHIO.
IF WE WIN IN FLORIDA, IT WILL BE
VERY HARD, VERY HARD FOR TRUMP
TO TRY TO STAY IN OFFICE.
>> Bill: HE'S GOING TO DO
THINGS THAT ARE VERY HARD.
AGAIN, I JUST DON'T HEAR -- I
DON'T HEAR THE BONES ON THIS.
I JUST HEAR WE WANTED TO TURN
OUT GOOD AND IT SHOULD TURN OUT
GOOD AND WE ARE THE GOOD PEOPLE.
I DON'T HEAR -- I'VE NEVER HEARD
WHAT WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO
DO, WHAT WE CAN DO.
>> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT BECAUSE
IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN
AMERICAN HISTORY.
SO YOU ARE ASKING FOR A PLAN TO
DO SOMETHING THAT NO ONE HAS
EVER HAD TO DO BEFORE.
I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HAS THE
SPECIFIC PLAN.
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHAT
WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN IN MY VIEW
IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BY THE
MILLIONS -- AND I WOULD HOPE, BY
THE WAY THAT REPUBLICANS JOIN
US, WHO UNDERSTAND THAT
DEMOCRACY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN
ANY PARTICULAR CANDIDATE.
>> Bill: THEY WON'T AND THEY DON'T.
[APPLAUSE]
THEY WON'T JOIN YOU BECAUSE I
NEVER JOIN YOU AND THEY DON'T
BELIEVE THAT.
>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MEMBERS
OF CONGRESS.
>> Bill: ISN'T THAT WHO
MATTERS?
MEMBERS OF CONGRESS?
>> WHAT MATTERS IS THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE.
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AFTER THE
SELECTION IN ONE FORM OR
ANOTHER, YOU HAVE TO BE
DETERMINED SAY TO THIS GUY YOU
ARE NO LONGER THE PRESIDENT.
>> Bill: WHAT FORM?
>> IN JANUARY, YOU'RE LEAVING
OFFICE.
>> Bill: THERE'S NO FORM, THE
FORM IS THIS.
THE ATLANTIC THIS WEEK SAID THAT
THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS DISCUSSING
CONTINGENCY PLANS TO BYPASS
ELECTION RESULTS AND APPOINT
LOYAL ELECT DOORS BECAUSE WE
DON'T OF COURSE HAVE A DIRECT
DEMOCRACY, WE HAVE ELECTORS, WE
HAVE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
IN BATTLEGROUND STATES WHERE
REPUBLICANS HOLD THE LEGISLATIVE
MAJORITY.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING INTO THIS.
WHAT DOES THE CONSTITUTION SAY
ABOUT IT?
WHAT CAN A CHEATER DO?
IS THIS A NORM OR A LAW?
IT SEEMS LIKE A NORM, THAT'S
WHAT TRUMP IS GREAT AT DOING.
ALL THESE THINGS WE THOUGHT WERE
LAWS REALLY WEREN'T, THEY WERE
JUST THINGS WE DID BECAUSE OTHER
PEOPLE HAD SOME DEGREE OF HONOR
BUT I DON'T SO I'M NOT GOING TO
DO IT.
APPARENTLY THESE ELECTORS --
>> YOUR POINT IS RIGHT THERE IT
THEORETICALLY, BIDEN COULD WIN
MICHIGAN BY SIX POINTS AND TRUMP
WILL SAY IT WE THINK IS MASSIVE
VOTER FRAUD AND THE LEGISLATURE
IS APPOINTING A TRUMP SLATE OF
ELECTORS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU
ABOUT.
THEORETICALLY, THEY CAN DO THAT.
BUT THE OUTRAGE IN THIS COUNTRY,
THE WILLINGNESS OF PEOPLE TO SAY
"SORRY, THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO DO AND YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO D DESTROYED AMERICAN DEMOCRA"
I THINK Y YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY AND THAT IS
EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
>> Bill: I THINK YOU'RE
OVERESTIMATING IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- WHAT FORM
DOES IT TAKE, WE ARE IN THE
STREETS EVERY DAY?
I'VE SEEN PEOPLE DO THAT IN
COUNTRIES, NOT HERE.
>> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HERE
BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A
PRESIDENT TRY TO UNDERMINE
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY IN THE WAY
TRUMP MAY BE TRYING TO DO IT.
ALL I'M SAYING HERE IS LET'S
TAKE ONE STEP AT A TIME.
THE FIRST STEP IS LETS US DEFEAT
TRUMP, LET US DEFEAT HIM BADLY.
I THINK WE CAN DEFEAT HIM BADLY,
HE'S GOING TO HAVE NO CHOICE BUT
TO LEAVE OFFICE.
IF HE REFUSES TO DO THAT, THEN
WE GOT PLAN NUMBER TWO AND IT'S
PREMATURE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS I DO NOT
BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE IN THIS
COUNTRY, INCLUDING MILLIONS WHO
PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE TO
DEFEND DEMOCRACY ARE SIMPLY
GOING TO ROLL OVER AND SAY OKAY,
YOU CAN STAY IN OFFICE EVEN
ABSENT YOU DESTROY DEMOCRACY AND
EVEN AS YOU LOST THE ELECTION, I
DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
>> Bill: WHAT DO YOU TALK
ABOUT PRIVATELY WITH REPUBLICANS
RIGHT NOW THIS WEEK?
SERIOUSLY.
YOU'RE A SENATOR, YOU'VE WORKED
WITH MITCH McCONNELL FOR
YEARS, YOU SEE HIM IN THE
ELEVATOR, DO YOU SAY TO HIM
MITCH, LOOK, I KNOW WE DON'T
AGREE ON ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE
NOT REALLY GOING TO DO THIS, ARE
YOU?
I SEE HOW YOU STOLE THE
SUPREME COURT SEAT, YOU SWITCHED
ON THAT -- YOU'RE NOT REALLY
GOING TO LET TRUMP DO THIS.
>> YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOW GIVING
LIP SERVICE AS SOON TRUMP
REPEATED HIS REMARKS THAT HE
MIGHT NOT LEAVE OFFICE EVEN IF
HE LOST, YOU HAD ALL THESE
REPUBLICANS SAYING "TRUMP SAYS
CRAZY THINGS, OF COURSE HE WILL,
WE BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION,
WE BELIEVE IN THE RULE OF LAW.
THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE GIVING LIP
SERVICE TO.
DO I HAVE ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE
THAT REPUBLICAN SENATORS WILL IN
FACT HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND
UP TO TRUMP AND SAY YOU LOST THE
ELECTION, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE?
I THINK SOME WILL.
I THINK SOME WILL NOT.
HOW MANY WILL DO THE RIGHT
THING?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I'M COUNTING MORE ON THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE THAN I AM ON THE
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS.
>> Bill: IN THE BEST POSSIBLE
WORLD, BIDEN WINS AND TAKES
OFFICE, WHAT DO WE DO WITH
REPUBLICANS AFTER THAT?
ONES WHO SHOWED WHEN IT MATTERED
THAT THEY WERE WILLING TO CAST
ASIDE DEMOCRACY?
[APPLAUSE]
DO WE JUST SAY "NO BIGGIE, YOU
ARE WILLING TO THROW DEMOCRACY
UNDER THE BUS BUT COME ON BACK
IN."
IS THAT WHAT WE SAY?
>> I THINK WHAT WE SAY IS YOU
KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
YOU SHOWED AN INCREDIBLE
DISRESPECT FOR THE CONSTITUTION,
THE RULE OF LAW, FOR SUPPORT OF
AUTHORITARIANISM AND YOU KNOW
WHAT? WE HAVE CONTROL OF THE SENATE
NOW AND WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO
IS USE THE SENATE TO REPRESENT
THE NEEDS OF THE WORKING
FAMILIES OF THIS COUNTRY WHOSE
NEEDS HAVE BEEN IGNORED FOR TOO
LONG.
[APPLAUSE]
AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO
OBSTRUCT US AND DON'T LECTURE
US, WE ARE GOING TO MOVE FORWARD
IN A DEMOCRATIC WAY, A FAIRWAY
TO FINALLY MAKE SURE THAT THE
DESPERATION THAT WORKING
FAMILIES ARE EXPERIENCING TODAY,
UNEMPLOYMENT, LOW WAGES, NO
HEALTH CARE, UNABLE TO SEND YOUR
KIDS TO COLLEGE -- WHETHER YOU
LIKE IT OR NOT, WHETHER YOU'RE A
BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS LIKE IT OR
NOT, WE ARE GOING TO MOVE
FORWARD AND PROTECT WORKING
FAMILIES AND RESTORE FAITH IN
AMERICA DEMOCRACY.
>> Bill: THANK YOU, GREAT TO
SEE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS ON A
GREAT CAMPAIGN AND ON MOVING THE
DEMOCRATIC AGENDA TO WRITE WHERE
YOU WANTED IT TO BE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.
HEY GUYS, ALL RIGHT.
THE
HE'S A CNN POLITICAL ANALYST AND
THE AUTHOR OF "MY VANISHING
COUNTRY: A MEMOIR": BAKARI
SELLERS.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
HE'S A FELLOW AT THE MANHATTAN
INSTITUTE AND HOST OF THE
PODCAST "CONVERSATIONS WITH
COLEMAN": COLEMAN HUGHES.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
ALL RIGHT GUYS, I MUST TELL YOU,
THERE IS MANY TIMES WHEN WE'VE
HAD AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN GUEST ON
THE SHOW AND I'VE SAID IN THE
PRODUCTION MEETING, LET'S NOT
TALK ABOUT THE BLACK ISSUE -- I
THINK THAT'S MORE OF A
COMPLIMENT, IS TO SAY WHERE ALL
AMERICANS, WHERE ALL PEOPLE, WE
DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO GET THE
BLACK QUESTION, BUT TONIGHT
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO.
WE ONCE HAD ON ANDREW SULLIVAN
AND BARNEY FRANK, TWO GAY MEN
AND I WAS LIKE "LET'S HAVE GAY
NOT COME UP" BUT WE DON'T LIVE
IN THAT COUNTRY ANYMORE.
[APPLAUSE]
IT SEEMS LIKE I LIVE IN A
COUNTRY WHERE HALF THE COUNTRY
SEES THAT THERE IS NO RACISM,
I'VE MADE MANY JOKES ABOUT THE
POLLING THAT ALWAYS SHOWS ABOUT
TWO-THIRDS OF REPUBLICANS SAY
"REVERSE RACISM" IS A WORSE
PROBLEM, AND THAT'S A FODDER OF
COMEDY HERE.
[LAUGHTER]
THEY SAY RACISM IS GONE, AND
THEN THERE IS A BIG PART NOW, I
THINK CRITICAL RACE THEORY THEY
CALL IT WHERE RACISM IS
EVERYTHING AND EVERYWHERE.
PLEASE TELL ME WE ALL AGREE THE
ANSWER IS SOMEWHERE IN THE
MIDDLE.
>> I THINK WE WOULD ALL AGREE
THE ANSWER IS SOMEWHERE IN THE
MIDDLE BUT FOR MANY PEOPLE IN
THIS COUNTRY, PARTICULARLY BLACK
PEOPLE FOR THE LAST 401 YEARS,
WE'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS
ISSUE OF RACE.
IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU COULD SAY
"TODAY, I'M GOING TO PUT MY RACE
SUIT ON AND PUT MY RACE CARD IN
MY POCKET AND GO OUT AND PLAY
IT" I'M RAISING BLACK CHILDREN,
I HAVE TO GO EVERY DAY, I'M ON
CNN AND I HAVE TO GO OUT AND
ARTICULATE THE ISSUES THAT
DIRECTLY AFFECT MY COMMUNITY.
IT'S EXHAUSTING.
>> Bill: BUT YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THOSE ISSUES.
>> BUT IT'S ALSO EXHAUSTING TOO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE ON TV WHERE
WE HAVE ANOTHER FUNERAL, WHETHER
IT'S GEORG GEORGE FLOYD OR BREAA
TAYLOR, IT IS NECESSARY TO
UNDERSTAND TO BE BLACK IN
AMERICA IS TO BE IN A PERPETUAL
STATE OF GRIEVING.
WE'VE SEEN THAT THROUGHOUT
COVID, THAT HAPPENS TO BE A
REALITY FOR MANY PEOPLE.
>> THE WAY I LOOK AT RACISM,
IT'S KIND OF LIKE MURDER.
IT EXISTS EVERYWHERE IN EVERY
SOCIETY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
TIME, IT PROBABLY WILL ALWAYS
EXIST.
WE CAN MAKE PROGRESS IN REDUCING
IT, BUT IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE
THERE TO SOME DEGREE.
THE NOTION THAT WE CAN EVER GET
IT TO ZERO IS NAIVE AND UTOPIAN.
WE ALWAYS HAVE TO DENOUNCE IT,
OF COURSE.
[APPLAUSE]
I DEFINITELY THINK RACISM EXISTS
IN AMERICA, THERE IS NO DOUBT
ABOUT THAT BUT IT'S ALSO
POSSIBLE TO EXAGGERATE HOW MUCH
RACISM EXISTS, TO MISTAKE A
PROBLEM BEING ABOUT RACISM WHEN
IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT A PARTICULAR
INSTITUTION LIKE THE POLICE OR
CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM BEING
FLAWED IN WAYS.
>> Bill: I HEARD SOMEONE GROAN
AND THIS IS IMPORTANT.
THIS IS WHAT NO OTHER SHOW WILL
TALK ABOUT BUT IT HAS TO BE
TALKED ABOUT.
ARE WE REACTING WITH DATA AND
FACTS AND REALITY TO THE POLICE
PROBLEM, OR ARE WE JUST REACTIN
REACTING?
>> I THINK THAT'S A FALSE
QUESTION.
ARE WE REACTING TO DATA, THE
DATA SHOWS IN THE PAST YEAR,
1,010 PEOPLE AS OF TODAY HAVE
BEEN KILLED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT.
WE KNOW BLACK PEOPLE ARE TWO
TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE KILLED
BY LAW ENFORCEMENT THAN THEIR
WHITE COLLEAGUES.
>> Bill: THERE'S ALSO THE
FACTOR OF HOW MANY INTERACTIONS.
>> THAT'S CALLED FOR POLICING.
>> WHEN BLACK PEOPLE ACCOUNT FOR
50% OF MURDER VICTIMS AND
PERPETRATORS AND ARE
OVERREPRESENTED IN CONTACTS WITH
POLICE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THAT
INTO ACCOUNT.
>> YOU ALSO HAVE TO TAKE INTO
ACCOUNT OVER POLICING OF THOSE
COMMUNITIES AS WELL.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: MOST BLACK PEOPLE IN
AMERICA SAY THEY DON'T WANT TO
THE POLICE DEFUNDED, MANY SAY
THEY WANT AS MANY OR MORE POLIC
POLICE.
>> DEFUNDED THE POLICE JUST SO
WE CAN BE CLEAR SINCE THE WORLD
IS WATCHING US DOES NOT MEAN
WHEN I CALLED 911 THE POLICE
WILL NOT SHOW UP.
WHAT IT DOES MEAN IS WE WON'T
HAVE IT LOADED POLICE BUDGETS
BUT INSTEAD WE WILL HAVE
AFTER-SCHOOL CENTERS.
WE WILL HAVE MENTAL HEALTH
PROFESSIONALS WHO ARRIVE ON THE
SCENE.
INSTEAD WE WILL ACTUALLY BE ABLE
TO BUILD COMMUNITIES.
THAT'S WITH THAT MEAN-SPIRITED
>> I THINK WE NEED LESS POLICING
OF PETTY DRUG CRIME.
>> LOOK AT THAT, WE GOT AN
AGREEMENT, MAKING PROGRESS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> BUT MORE POLICING OF HOMICIDE
AND VIOLENT CRIME IN
NEIGHBORHOODS WHERE VIOLENT
CRIMES ARE NOT GETTING SOLVED.
PEOPLE HAVE THIS IDEA THAT I
WANT TO SEE THE POLICE BUDGET
CUT BY HALF.
I WANT TO SEE THE POLICE IMPROVE
WHATEVER THAT MEANS FOR THE
BUDGET.
THAT MIGHT MEAN SPENDING THE
MORE TO TRAIN THEM MORE.
>> I THINK WE AGREE -- NOT FULLY
BUT I JUST DON'T WANT LESS
POLICE, I WANT BETTER POLICE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: I WORRY THERE'S GOING
TO BE MORE RIOTS AND MORE UNREST
IN THE STREETS AND OVER
SOMETHING THAT MAY NOT BE TRUE.
NOW CHARLES BARKLEY AND
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL COMMENTED ABOUT
BREANNA TAYLOR YESTERDAY, THEY
GOT IN A WORLD OF SHIT ABOUT IT
TODAY, AND I THINK WHAT THEY
WERE SAYING IS WE DON'T KNOW IF
THIS IS A RACIST COP KILLING OR
JUST -- PLAINLY, HORRIBLE
POLICY.
NO KNOCK ENTRIES.
PLAINLY, ANYONE IS GOING TO GET
KILLED IN THAT SITUATION.
[APPLAUSE]
>> WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE NO
KNOCK WARRANTS, WE DON'T NEED TO
HAVE CHOKE HOLDS, WE NEED TO BAN
THOSE ACROSS THE BOARD.
DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ALIKE,
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE FROM
TONIGHT'S SHOW A POLICY
INITIATIVE, IT'S THAT.
HOWEVER, IT'S NOT THE FACT OF
THE KILLING OF BREANNA TAYLOR
PER SE, IT'S THE FACT THERE WAS
A LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY.
THAT IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE.
MALCOLM X SAID IT BEST -- I
DIDN'T THINK I WOULD BE QUOTING
MALCOLM X ON BILL MAHER TONIGHT,
HE SAID THE MOST DISRESPECTED
PERSON ON THE PLANET IS THE
BLACK WOMAN, PERIOD.
WE SEE THAT DAY IN AND DAY OUT,
IT'S THE LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY.
YOU CANNOT TELL ME IF THAT WAS A
WHITE WOMAN WHO WAS ASLEEP, THE
POLICE CAME IN HER HOUSE, FIRED
20 SHOTS THAT THERE WOULD BE NO
ACCOUNTABILITY, NO INDICTMENTS
FOR THE MURDER OF THAT WOMAN.
>> FIVE YEARS AGO A WHITE MAN
NAMED DEREK CRUISE IN A VERY
SIMILAR SITUATION, THEY SHOT HIM
IN THE FACE COMPLETELY UNARMED.
WHAT THAT TELLS ME IS THERE IS A
MUCH DEEPER ISSUE THAN RACISM,
THERE'S A REFLEXIVE URGE TO GO
TO THE RACE ISSUE -- I
UNDERSTAND IT BUT THE TRUTH IS
POLICE GENERALLY DO NOT GET
PUNISHED FOR MISBEHAVIOR.
IT'S VERY RARE.
IT'S WHITE, IT'S BLACK, WE HAVE
TO SOLVE THAT ISSUE.
REFLEXIVELY MAKING IT ABOUT RAC
RACE --
>> Bill: THEY ARE COPS DOING A
COP JOB WITH A COP HANDBOOK AND
COP TRAINING, I FEEL LIKE THAT
IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM HERE.
[APPLAUSE]
YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS A LOT,
YOU HAVE SAID RACIST COPS
KILLING UNARMED BLACKS IS A
FALSE PREMISE BECAUSE IF YOU
LOOK AT THE DATA, IT'S LIKE IF
YOU THREATEN COPS IN ANY WAY,
THEY WILL KILL YOU.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
THEY HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT JOB,
THIS IS A COUNTRY FULL OF GUNS
AND FULL OF NUTS BUT IF YOU
THREATEN THEM, IF YOU RESIST,
THEY THINK THAT ALLOWS THEM TO
JUST NEUTRALIZE THE THREAT I.E.
FUCKING KILL YOU.
THAT'S WHY THEY EMPTIED THE
WHOLE CLIP, THEY GOT TO STOP
DOING THAT, EMPTYING THE WHOLE
CLIP WHEN THEY FEEL THREATENED.
[APPLAUSE]
I'M NOT SURE THAT IT'S A RACE
THING.
>> I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE THAT
YOU SEE MORE DE-ESCALATION
COMING TO SEE MORE INDIVIDUALS
WERE ABLE TO GO HOME -- DILLON
ROOF KILLED NINE PEOPLE IN A
CHURCH INCLUDING ONE OF MY
FRIENDS, RIGHT?
HE KILLED NINE PEOPLE, DROVE ALL
THE WAY TO NORTH CAROLINA AND
GOT BURGER KING.
HE HAPPENED TO MAKE IT THE
PERSON ALIVE.
THE MOST RECENT CASE WITH KYLE
RITTENHOUSE, HE CROSSES LINES
WITH AR-15, KILLS TWO
PROTESTERS, WALKS BY THE POLICE
WITH HIS HANDS UP AND THEY SAY
COME ON BACK.
>> YOUR CHERRY PICKING EXAMPLES.
>> DID THEY NOT HAPPEN?
>> YOUR CHERRY PICKING THEM,
THEY HAPPENED BUT FOR EVERY
EXAMPLE YOU CAN COME UP WITH, I
CAN COME UP WITH EXAMPLES OF
WHITE PEOPLE GETTING KILLED IN
PRECISELY THE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES
THAT BLACK PEOPLE DO, EITHER
REACHING FOR A GUN OR SEEMING TO
REACH FOR A GUN AND IF WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT WHAT VIOLENT
CRIMES GO UNPUNISHED, THE BIGGER
PROBLEM IS THAT BLACK MURDERERS
GO UNSOLVED MORE OFTEN THAN
WHITE MURDERERS DO.
IT'S NOT THAT THE POLICE ARE
JUST IGNORING WHITE VIOLENCE OR
VIOLENCE COMMITTED BY WHITE
PEOPLE, IF ANYTHING, THEY NEED
TO BE PAYING MORE ATTENTION THAT
IS COMMITTED AND SUFFERED BY
BLACK PEOPLE.
>> I THINK THE POINT I'M
ATTEMPTING TO MAKE IS NOT
NECESSARILY THAT INTERACTION
ALTHOUGH I THINK THAT'S A BIG
ISSUE -- ONE OF THE LARGER POINT
IS A LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY.
[APPLAUSE]
WENT TO LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
GOES IN AND AS YOU SAID EMPTIES
A CLIP -- WE ALL ADMIT THAT
LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS HAVE
VERY DIFFICULT JOB SPIRIT THEY
KEEP OUR COMMUNITIES SAFE, THEY
HAVE DIFFICULT JOBS.
I AM JUST SAYING, WHEN YOU
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED TO KILL
SOMEBODY OR SHOOT SOMEBODY SEVEN
TIMES IN THE BACK OR WHATEVER IT
MAY BE, JUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABL
ACCOUNTABLE.
>> Bill: THINGS HAVE CHANGED
IN THAT AREA.
I REMEMBER DOING EDITORIALS ON
THIS SHOW ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE TO
HOLD COPS ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS
AND IT DID HAPPEN.
THE LAST FIVE YEARS, A LOT OF
THEM WHO DID THOSE HORRENDOUS
THINGS LIKE SHOOTING SOMEONE IN
THE BACK WERE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>> BUT BREANNA TAYLOR DOESN'T
GET JUSTICE.
>> THIS IS A VERY DIFFERENT
SCENARIO BECAUSE THE COP WAS
FIRED UPON FIRST.
OBVIOUSLY KENNETH WALKER HAD
EVERY RIGHT TO FIRE BECAUSE HE
THOUGHT THEY WERE INTRUDERS,
TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
ONCE THE COP IS FIRED UPON, HE
HAS TO HAVE A RIGHT TO FIRE BAC
BACK.
>> IF YOU WALK IN AND YOU DO NOT
ANNOUNCE YOURSELF.
>> Bill: IT'S THE POLICY,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
>> K CAN I SAY THIS?
I THINK THE SYSTEM WORKED
PERFECTLY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
THE SYSTEM IS BUILT FOR PEOPLE
OF COLOR, IT'S NOT BUILT FOR
BLACK FOLK TO HAVE
ACCOUNTABILITY.
THE SYSTEM WORKED THE WAY IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO.
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS TEAR THE
SYSTEM DOWN OR REFORMAT AND
REIMAGINE WHAT LAW ENFORCEMENT
SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU A
QUICK QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING
ELSE.
WE SEEM TO HAVE CHANGED THE GOAL
FROM NOT SEEING COLOR -- THAT'S
THE OLD LIBERALISM THAT I GREW
UP WITH -- YOU GIVE ME A LOOK.
>> YOU THINK COLOR-BLIND IS A
THING?
>> Bill: I THINK IT'S A GOAL.
NOT THAT WE DON'T SEE IT, THAT
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>> NEVER.
>> Bill: THAT WAS NEVER THE
GOAL?
>> THAT WAS THE GOAL.
>> Bill: THAT WAS THE GOAL.
>> THAT'S THE ENTIRE CIVIL
RIGHTS MOVEMENT.
>> Bill: FREDERICK DOUGLASS,
THAT WAS NEVER THE GOAL?
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE SNCC AND A
KING SO YOU COULD ALL OF A
SUDDEN NOT SEE US FOR BEING
BLACK.
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE
SAYING, IT'S THAT IT DOESN'T
MATTER.
>> RACE EXISTS BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO JUDGE YOU ON THE BASIS OF IT
I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU AS AN
INDIVIDUAL, THAT'S NOT EVEN A
GOAL FOR ANY PEOPLE ANYMORE.
PEOPLE WANT TO SAY MY BLACKNESS
IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
ABOUT ME, YOU HAVE TO MEDITATE
ON YOUR WHITENESS AND FEEL
GUILTY.
>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
GUILTY ABOUT YOUR WHITENESS, I
WANT YOU TO RECOGNIZE -- WHAT
I'M SAYING IS I BRING MY BLACK
SELF, MY WHOLE BLACK SELF TO THE
TABLE, I BRING IT TO WORK.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE DIVERSITY,
THE RICHNESS OF MY CULTURE, THE
RICHNESS OF MY HERITAGE, THE
RICHNESS OF MY BLACKNESS.
>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW IF WE
ARE REALLY HAVING AN ARGUMENT
ABOUT IT.
I RECOGNIZE THOSE QUALITIES
ABOUT YOU.
DOES IT HAVE TO BE ON MY MIND
EVERY SECOND WE ARE HAVING A
BEER?
YOU SEE THE GAME TODAY?
BOY, YOUR DIVERSE, MAN.
>> NOT AT ALL, I I WANT YOU TO
GIVE IT VALUE.
NOBODY WANTS YOU TO BE
COLOR-BLIND.
>> NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY BE BLIND
TO THE COLOR, LITERALLY
COLOR-BLIND PEOPLE CAN SEE COLO
COLOR.
IT'S ABOUT WHERE WE ARE PUSHING
TOWARDS AS A SOCIETY.
ARE WE PUSHING TOWARDS A SOCIETY
WHERE FRIENDS KIDS ARE GETTING
WORKSHOPS WHETHER SEPARATING
WHITE KIDS AND BLACK KIDS, THEY
ARE TEACHING THEIR FRIENDS TO
SEE A BLACK PERSON FIRST, IS
THAT THE DIRECTION WE GO IN IN
TERMS OF OUR ANTIRACISM OR DO WE
HAVE A DIFFERENT ANTIRACISM
THAT'S MORE UNIVERSAL AND SAYS
OBVIOUSLY RACISM IS HORRIBLE AND
THE REASON IT'S HORRIBLE IS
BECAUSE IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP.
[APPLAUSE]
>> I HAVE A 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
WHO LEFT ME AS CONFLICTED I
COULD POSSIBLY BE AFTER THE
DEATH OF GEORGE FLOYD.
SHE PUT ON A MASK AND PAINTED A
BLACK LIVES MATTER SIGN.
SHE AND HER TWO GIRLFRIENDS HAD
BLACK LIVES MATTER SIGNS.
WE COME FROM AN ACTIVIST FAMILY
BUT I WAS ALSO SO DISTRAUGHT AT
15 SHE CAN'T BE LIKE
BARRON TRUMP.
SHE CAN'T GO OUT AND BE A
15-YEAR-OLD, SHE HAS TO REAFFIRM
HER HUMANITY AND IDENTITY ON A
SIGN AND FIGHT FOR PEOPLE TO
RECOGNIZE THAT HUMANITY.
>> Bill: I'M GOING TO
INTERRUPT THIS TO RETURN ONCE
MORE TO THE THEME THAT HAS
OBSESSED ME, THE HEADLINE I SAW
ON "THE NEW YORK TIMES"
YESTERDAY -- TRUMP WON'T COMMIT
TO PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER.
IT WAS ON PAGE 15.
THIS IS NOT THE PAPER I GREW UP
WITH, BUT OKAY.
THEY WROTE THE REFUSAL TO
ENDORSE THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL
TENET OF DEMOCRACY AS ANY
PRESIDENT IN RECENT MEMORY
SURELY WOULD HAVE IS THE LATEST
INSTANCE IN WHICH HE WAS CAST ON
UNCERTAINTY.
I WOULD PUT THAT ON THE FRONT
PAGE, THAT'S JUST CRAZY ME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THEY WROTE "THE ONCE UNTHINKABLE
NOTION THAT A PRESIDENT MIGHT
REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF
AN ELECTION."
IT WASN'T UNTHINKABLE TO
EVERYBODY AND I'M NOT GOING TO
SAY THIS ANYMORE, BUT WE DID
MAKE A MONTAGE.
AND I'M GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT
IT BUT IT DOES FUCKING STICK IN
MY CRAW THAT NOBODY LISTEN TO ME
AND THAT I GOT NO HELP FROM
"THE NEW YORK TIMES,"
"THE WASHINGTON POST," CNN,
MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHOULD HAVE
AMPLIFIED.
>> WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?
>> Bill: I'M NOT STARING.
[LAUGHTER]
MAINSTREAM MEDIA, I GOT NO HELP
AMPLIFYING THE POINT I WAS
MAKING AND HE WAS ANSWERING ME.
I'LL SHOW THAT TAPE TOO.
SHOW THE FIRST MONTAGE, PLEASE.
>> I DON'T SEE HIM WILLINGLY,
UNDER ANY CONDITIONS, INCLUDING
PEOPLE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR WITH
GUNS.
I JUST DON'T SEE THIS MAN GIVING
IT UP.
AND I THINK HE HAS MANY CARTS HE
HASN'T PLAYED YET.
HE IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE UNTIL
HE WANTS TO LEAVE.
I DON'T THINK HE WOULD LEAVE IF
HE LOST AN ELECTION IN 2020?
I'M THE GUY WHO SAYS HE'S NOT
LEAVING.
PEOPLE UP AND SAYING I'M AN
ALARMIST, HE'S NOT CAN LEAVE
EVEN IF HE LOSES.
I DON'T THINK HE'S LEAVING, HE'S
NOT GOING TO LEAVE EVEN IF HE
LOSES THE ELECTION.
I'M A THIRD RATE RESPECTED
COMEDIAN WHO SAYS IF HE LOSES
HE'S NOT LEAVING.
I DON'T THINK HE'S LEAVING.
I WILL BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS
RIGHT NOW THAT IF YOU LOSE THE
2020 ELECTION, I'M RIGHT AND YOU
WON'T LEAVE.
HE'S NOT LEAVING.
HE PROBABLY WILL NOT LEAVE.
THESE MADE ME PART OF HIS ACT
BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY HE'S NOT
GONNA LEAVE.
HE'S NOT LEAVING ON
JANUARY 20TH.
IF TRUMP LOSES THE ELECTION,
HE'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE.
I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR A NUMBER OF
YEARS THAT IF TRUMP LOSES THE
ELECTION, HE'S NOT GOING TO
LEAVE.
I CANNOT PICTURE THAT MAN
GRACEFULLY CONCEDING AND WALKING
AWAY.
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I COULD
GET INTERESTED IN MY THEORIES
THAT TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO LEAVE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND LIKE I SAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I GET IT THAT THESE MAINSTREAM
MEDIA PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME
PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE PEOPLE
LIKE YOU ON MY SHOW, PEOPLE WHO
WALK OUTSIDE THE BOUNDARIES LIKE
I DO, WE DON'T JUST BEND THE
KNEE AND PARROT THE ONE TRUE
OPINION, SO WE ARE BAD PEOPLE.
SO THEY DON'T COVER THIS SHOW.
ON THIS ONE, YOU COULD HAVE
GIVEN ME A LITTLE HELP.
[APPLAUSE]
THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO WAS
AMPLIFYING THIS, TRUMP!
>> THIS CRAZY BILL MAHER HE SAYS
YOU KNOW HE'S NOT LEAVING.
I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S NOT
LEAVING.
IN FOUR YEARS HE'S NOT LEAVING.
NO HE'S NOT LEAVING, HE'S NEVER
LEAVING OFFICE, DON'T YOU?
HE'S NOT LEAVING, YOU KNOW THAT.
HE'S NOT LEAVING, I'M TELLING
YOU HE'S NOT LEAVING, HE'LL
NEVER LEAVE.
YOU KNOW HE'S NOT LEAVING, DON'T
YOU?
HE'S NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!
HE'S GOING TO STAY.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: I WON'T BRING IT UP
AGAIN, BUT CAN I ASK YOU
GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU FORESEE
FOR NOVEMBER, DECEMBER, JANUARY.
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR PREDICTION
AND IF YOU THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT,
AND ALSO, IT'S VERY RELEVANT TO
THE RACE ISSUE BECAUSE A STOLEN
ELECTION WILL BE SEEN VERY MUCH
AS A RACE ISSUE AND OF COURSE IT
LARGELY IS.
IT'S EVERYBODY'S ELECTION BEING
STOLEN BUT IT IS ESPECIALLY AN
AFRICAN-AMERICAN ELECTORATE THAT
IS BEING DEPRIVED.
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK DEMOCRATS ARE
PROVERBIAL BED WETTERS, YOU KNOW
THAT, I KNOW THAT, WE ARE.
>> Bill: I WAS HARD ON BERNIE
BUT WE LOVE HIM.
>> HIS PRIORITIES ARE RIGHT,
HE'S GOT A LEAD BUT YOU GOT TO
BEAT HIM FIRST.
>> Bill: YOU THINK THAT'S THE
MOST IMPORTANT THING?
WINNING?
>> THAT'S FIRST, YOU CAN'T GET
THE STEP TWO.
>> Bill: I DON'T THINK THAT
MATTERS.
>> I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
ELECTION WEEK OR ELECTION MONTH.
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT AN
OPINION, THAT'S THE TRUTH.
>> TRUMP TAUGHT US TO THINK
ABOUT THINGS UNIMAGINABLE, I
DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD TAKE UP
MAILBOXES OFF THE STREET.
>> Bill: AGAIN, AND NORMS.
HE JUST RUNS RIGHT OVER THEM.
I WOULD ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GO
DOWN AND VOTE EARLY, DON'T PUT
YOUR BALLOT AND A MAILBOX, VOTE
EARLY IF YOU CAN COME UP PUT
MASK ON.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> THE VIRUS IS SCARY, TRUMP IS
SCARIER.
>> WITH TRUMP, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
TRYING TO INTERPRET WHAT HE'S
SAYING AND PUT IT INTO 1 OF 2
CATEGORIES.
EITHER THE HE'S A SERIOUS
CATEGORY OR THE CATEGORY WHERE
ITS WHY CAN'T WE USE OUR NUKES
AND NOTHING HAS COME OF THAT.
MY BET IS AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IF HE IS DEFEATED, HE WILL LEAVE
BUT HE WILL COMPLAIN, HE WON'T
CONCEDE, HE WILL SAY IT WAS
RIGGED, IF THE DEEP STATE, FAKE
NEWS, 30% OF THE COUNTRY WILL
AGREE WITH HIM AND HE WILL FEEL
VINDICATED FROM WHATEVER MANSION
HE'S LIVING IN UNTIL THE END OF
TIME.
>> Bill: THAT'S OPTIMISTIC,
BUT OKAY.
>> WHAT I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT
IS THERE WILL BE RIDING IN THE
STREETS, THERE WILL BE RIOTERS
ON THE LEFT BURNING CITIES IF
TRUMP WINS OR IT SEEMS LIKE HE
WON ON ELECTION DAY BECAUSE THE
MAIL-IN BALLOTS HAVEN'T COME.
I'M AFRAID THERE COULD BE FAR
RIGHT MILITIAS CLASHING WITH
RIOTERS.
>> Bill: WHOEVER WINS, THERE'S
GOING TO BE TROUBLE IN THE
STREETS.
>> I THINK THE PRESIDENT ENJOYS
THIS VIOLENCE.
>> Bill: OF COURSE HE DOES.
[APPLAUSE]
IT'S ALL GOOD FOR HIM.
>> IT'S AMAZING TO ME REAL QUICK
ABOUT THE CHAOS, WHEN WE WERE
HAVING ORDINANCES IN MICHIGAN
AND WISCONSIN, YOU HAD ALL THESE
ARMED MILITIAS WITH AR AND
A.K.A.S WALKING AND NOBODY SAID
ANYTHING, THEY SAID LIBERATE ALL
OF THESE STATES, WE LOVE OUR
GUNS.
YOU START MARCHING BECAUSE
SOMEBODY DIES THEY ARE LIKE WAIT
A MINUTE, WE ARE NERVOUS.
>> Bill: THERE'S GOING TO BE
GUNS, AND I'M AFRAID TO SAY WHEN
THIS HAS HAPPENED IN OTHER
COUNTRIES, WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN IS
THE MILITARY STEPS IN AND I
THINK MAYBE TRUMP'S ORIGINAL SIN
WHEN HE WAS RUNNING WHICH IS
SAYING McCAIN WASN'T A WAR
HERO, I HOPE THAT WILL COME BACK
TO HAUNT HIM IN THE MILITARY
MIGHT HAVE TO STEP IN ON OUR
SIDE AND I THINK THEY MIGHT.
LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING LIGHT
AND FROTHY.
HE'S AN AN ACTOR, MUSICIAN, HOST
THE THREE-PART DISCOVERY CHANNEL
SERIES GROWING
BELUSHI": JIM BELUSHI.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IT'S A CRAZY WAY TO DO IT.
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A STUDIO
FOR SO LONG.
>> Bill: AS A LIFELONG POTHEAD
WHEN I READ THAT YOU HAD GOTTEN
FULL ON INTO THE POT BUSINESS I
SAID TO MYSELF ONE THING, IS HE
HOLDING?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THAT'S IT?
REALLY?
>> I'M ALWAYS HOLDING SOMETHING.
IT'S ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT
THOUSANDS OF ACRES OF POT AND
YOU GIVE ME THIS?
[LAUGHTER]
YOU'RE DOING A REALITY SHOW ON
BEING IN THE POT BUSINESS,
ENJOYING IT?
YOU SEEM TO.
>> I LOVE IT.
I LOVE THE FARMING OF IT.
I'M KEEPING THE SOIL AT
64 DEGREES IN ORDER FOR THE
MICRONUTRIENTS TO GO IN THE
ROOTS AND PRUNING IT, I'M
HARVESTING IT, CURING IT TO 12%.
IF THIS BE WHAT YOU.
[LAUGHTER]
I'M HAVING A BALL UP THERE.
>> Bill: I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
QUITTING ACTING.
I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE THIEF.
>> MY FIRST MOVIE.
>> Bill: WITH JIMMY, -- THIS
GUY HAS BEEN AROUND 40 YEARS?
>> I'VE DONE A LOT.
IF I'M BRINGING IN BOTH, I'M
BRINGING ACTING AND CANNABIS,
BECAUSE OF THE SHOW.
>> Bill: WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE
YOU AS AN ACTOR.
YOUR FAMILY IS INVOLVED WITH
THIS.
I'M TRYING TO -- HAPPILY?
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS, SOMETIMES
NOT, SOMETIMES YOU SIT DOWN AND
SAY I'M HAVING A BIG CHANGE IN
MY LIFE, WHERE MOVE INTO A POT
FARM AND BECOMING POT FARMERS,
IT'S GREEN ACRES.
>> THE SHOW FEELS LIKE
GREENACRES.
MY FAMILY, THEY ACTUALLY HAD AN
INTERVENTION ON ME.
[LAUGHTER]
MY SON WAS WORRIED I WAS GOING
TO BLOW ALL MY MONEY AND HE
WOULD HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE, MY
WIFE WAS WORRIED I WOULD NEVER
GET AN ACTING JOB AGAIN.
BUT THIS PLANT IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> Bill: DON'T EVEN.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> THE MEDICINE INVOLVED.
>> Bill: WE DON'T HAVE TO GO
THERE, YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE
CONVERTED.
I THINK YOU KNOW THAT.
I THINK I SMOKE MORE THAN YOU.
>> I THINK SO.
I AM A MICRO DOSE ARE.
>> Bill: WHAT IS THE POINT OF
THAT?
>> IT CHILLS YOU OUT.
IT TAKES AWAY THE SCREAMING.
>> Bill: ISN'T THE GOAL TO GET
HIGH?
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THESE PEOPLE
I SMOKE I GO TO SLEEP.
>> IT'S A MEDICINE NOW, YOU
SMOKE TO CHILL OUT, THERE'S A
LOT OF PTSD GOING ON, THERE WAS
A VETERAN I RAN INTO THAT WAS A
MEDIC IN THE IRAQ WAR AND I SAW
THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO THE HUMAN
BODY THAT NOBODY SHOULD EVER
WITNESS.
I HAVE PTSD, THEY GAVE ME A
BOTTLE THIS BIG OF 600
OXYCONTIN.
I GOT OFF OF IT AND YOUR STRAIN,
BLACK DIAMOND OG IS THE ONLY
STRING THAT ALLOWS ME TO TALK TO
MY WIFE AND MY CHILDREN AND
SLEEP.
AND HE TEARED UP AND HE HUGGED
ME AND I SAID I DIDN'T MAKE
THIS.
AND HE SAID YOU'RE A STEWARD.
AND THAT WAS THE PARADIGM SHIFT
TO MOVE ON FROM THIS IS ABOUT
GETTING HIGH -- THERE IS REAL
MEDICINE IN THIS THAT'S REALLY
HELPING PEOPLE STOP THE
SCREAMING FROM ANXIETY.
I MICRO DOSE, I DO
2.5 MILLIGRAMS OF CHOCOLATE TO
GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT, I FEEL
FRESH IN THE MORNING, I DON'T
USE AMBIEN OR XANAX OR THE STUFF
THAT MAKES YOU FEEL TERRIBLE.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WAY
TO MEDICATE ANXIETY, TRAUMA,
SLEEP, HOPELESSNESS.
IT ALSO STIMULATE CREATIVITY.
MUSIC AND THE TOUCH OF YOUR
LOVERS SKIN AND IT MAKES YOU
FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU FEEL GOOD,
YOU HAVE MORE COMPASSION FOR
PEOPLE, IT'S ALL THE WELLNESS
FROM CANNABIS.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: WHERE IS THAT BIG
OXYCONTIN BOTTLE NOW.
I'M JOKING.
I SAW YOU PUT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM
POST, YOUR BROTHER WOULD BE
ALIVE AND THAT PETE WOULD'VE
JUST STOPPED AT POT.
>> DANNY AYKROYD IS THE ONE WHO
SAID IT, HE SAID IF YOUR BROTHER
WAS A POTHEAD, HE WOULD BE ALIVE
TODAY AND IT REALLY MADE ME
THINK ABOUT IT.
I KNOW HE SUFFERED FROM CTE,
STAR FOOTBALL PLAYER, BANGED HIS
HEAD SO MANY TIMES A MIDDLE
LINEBACKER AND HE ACTUALLY
SEIZURES IN FRONT OF ME -- I
ACTUALLY SAVED HIS LIFE.
I WISH I COULD'VE DONE IT THE
SECOND TIME.
WHEN HE WENT TO COLLEGE AND
STARTED USING CANNABIS I THINK
HE FOUND HIS MEDICINE BUT BACK
THEN IT WAS CONSIDERED A DRUG,
IT'S STILL CONSIDERED A SCHEDULE
ONE DRUG BUT IF WE KNEW WHAT WE
KNOW ABOUT CANNABIS TODAY BACK
THEN, I THINK THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
A GREAT MEDICINE FOR MY BROTHER,
I REALLY BELIEVE HE WOULD BE
ALIVE TODAY.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: IS NOT EASY TO BE THE
SON OF A GREAT MAN OR THE
BROTHER OF THE GREAT COMIC, BUT
YOU CARVED OUT YOUR OWN PLACE.
YOU REALLY DID.
YOU TOOK A DIFFICULT SITUATION
AND HAD YOUR OWN COMIC GENIUS,
YOU REALLY DID.
I KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT, THIS LAST
PRISONER PROJECT, AND REMIND ME
OF JOHN KERRY SAID HIS FAMOUS
THING WHEN HE GOT BACK FROM THE
VIETNAM WAR, TALKING ABOUT THE
LAST MAN TO DIE FOR A MISTAKE
AND YOU WANT TO GET PEOPLE OUT
OF PRISON WHO ARE THERE BECAUSE
THEY SHOULDN'T BE FOR MARIJUANA.
[APPLAUSE]
>> IT WAS STARTED BY STEVE
DENZEL WHOSE THE GODFATHER OF
CANNABIS IN CALIFORNIA, I FOUND
OUT THE REAL HISTORY OF
CANNABIS.
IT'S NEVER BEEN ABOUT THE PLANT
AND WHO'S USING IT.
WHAT WE KNOW IN AMERICA,
MARIJUANA THAT CAME IN THE LAST
CENTURY, 1910 FROM SAILORS
COMING TO NEW ORLEANS AND THEN
THERE IS THE REFUGEES FROM THE
MEXICAN REVOLUTION THAT CAME
FROM THE SOUTHERN BORDER AND
AMERICA DIDN'T LIKE THOSE PEOPL
PEOPLE.
AND THEY CREATED RACE CONTROL
WITH THE LAWS, THAT'S WHEN THEY
BEGAN.
THEY WERE TARGETING THE
DISPARITY IN THE COMMUNITY OF
COLOR BEING ARRESTED.
THE ENFORCEMENT.
>> Bill: I'M SO GLAD YOU
BROUGHT THAT UP.
SOMETHING WE COULD HAVE GOT TO
IN THE OTHER DISCUSSION, THE
DRUG WAR.
IT'S RESPONSIBLE FOR SO MUCH --
>> I GOT BUSTED FOR POT TWICE IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Bill: HIGH SCHOOL?
I NEVER EVEN SMOKED IT IN
HIGH SCHOOL, I SAVED MYSELF.
>> AND I DIDN'T GO TO JAIL.
AS A WHITE GUY WHO RUNS A POT
FARM, I'M MAKING MONEY SELLING
POT, I'VE GOT A TV SHOW ON IT,
IT'S ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL, BY
THE WAY.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
I HAVE TO SIT ON MY FARM, I'M
DOING SOMETHING THAT THEY DID.
THERE'S 40,000 PEOPLE
INCARCERATED >> Bill: WE GOT
TO GET THEM OUT.
>> SET THEM FREE!
>> Bill: JIM BELUSHI,
EVERYBODY.
ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR NEW RULES!
WE EVEN GOT TO THE DRUG WAR.
NEW RULE: FOX NEWS HAS TO STOP
TRYING SO HARD TO FIND
"CELEBRITIES" WHO ARE VOTING FOR
TRUMP.
IT'S JUST SAD.
LAST WEEK'S FRONT-PAGE NEWS WAS
THAT LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD HAS LOST,
SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG.
WHO I LOOKED UP ON IMDB AND IT
SAID: "BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF
ME."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND LOOK, I'M GLAD SAMAIRE
ARMSTRONG WON'T BE "BULLIED INTO
SILENCE" BUT NOBODY IS BULLYING
HER.
WE'D JUST LIKE HER TO WORK A
LITTLE FASTER ON OUR GRANDE
CARAMEL LATTE.
TERRIBLE. [LAUGHTER]
NEW RULE: IF YOU'RE SELLING A
HANDBAG ONLINE, THERE ARE TWO
THINGS IT CAN BE: NEW AND FAKE,
OR REAL BUT USED, SO NOT IN
GREAT SHAPE.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A
"GENTLY LOVED" HANDBAG.
HEATH LEDGER IN BROKEBACK
MOUNTAIN WAS GENTLY LOVED.
[LAUGHTER]
THIS, MY FRIEND, IS A SECOND
HAND PURSE.
[LAUGHTER]
NEW RULE: HUMANS HAVE TO EXPLAIN
HOW THEY'LL DROP WHATEVER IT IS
THEY'RE DOING TO BAND TOGETHER
AND SPEND HOURS IN A DESPERATE
FIGHT TO RETURN A BEACHED WHALE
TO THE SEA, BUT THEN THEY'LL
WALK BY THIS GUY LIKE, "GET A
JOB, LOSER."
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
NEW RULE: IF THE SALESMAN SPENDS
AN HOUR TELLING ME HOW RELIABLE
THE CAR IS, THE MANAGER CAN'T
SPEND AN HOUR ON HOW I NEED AN
EXTRA WARRANTY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU MEAN FOR MY GREAT NEW CAR
THAT'S ALSO A PIECE OF SHIT?
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
NEW RULE: SINCE THE TROPHY FOR
RUSSIA'S "TEACHER OF THE YEAR"
LOOKS LIKE A DICK
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
THE AWARD FOR BEST PORN MOVIE
MUST LOOK LIKE A BOOK.
YOU CAN SEE BY THE LOOK ON THAT
[LAUGHTER]
TEACHER'S FACE THAT A
DICK-SHAPED AWARD MAKES ITS
RECIPIENT VERY HAPPY.
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SAID, "I
KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I'M GOING TO
PUT IT."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND FINALLY NEW RULE.
POWER IS LIKE OWNING RABBITS:
THE MORE YOU HAVE, THE EASIER IT
IS TO GET A LOT MORE.
[APPLAUSE]
THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A NEW RULE,
IT'S A RULE AS OLD AS TIME, AND
IT WAS MY THEME IN THIS SPACE
TWO YEARS AGO, WHEN ANOTHER
SUPREME COURT VACANCY WAS IN THE
NEWS.
THAT THEME - THAT POWER BEGETS
POWER - SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE'S
MIND RIGHT NOW - THE IDEA THAT
WHEN YOU LOSE POWER, YOU'VE NOT
ONLY LOST THAT FIGHT, YOU MADE
IT HARDER TO WIN THE NEXT ONE.
THAT'S HOW POWER WORKS.
[APPLAUSE]
WHEN DEMOCRATS LOSE ELECTIONS,
THEY LOSE THE ABILITY TO APPOINT
JUDGES - TRUMP HAS APPOINTED A
QUARTER OF THE ENTIRE FEDERAL
BENCH, AND UNLIKE HIS WIVES,
THAT'S FOR LIFE.
[LAUGHTER]
IN FLORIDA, THE PEOPLE VOTED TO
RESTORE VOTING RIGHTS TO
EX-FELONS, BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY
GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE TRUMP
APPOINTED FIVE OF THE SIX
APPEALS JUDGES WHO FOUND A WAY
TO UNDO THAT, AND AS IS SO OFTEN
THE CASE, MAKE IT HARDER FOR
DEMOCRATS TO VOTE, WHICH MEANS
MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS, WHO
APPOINT MORE CONSERVATIVE
JUDGES.
POWER IS A PERPETUATING CYCLE -
LIKE WHEN TERMINATORS BUILD MORE
ROBOTS.
[LAUGHTER]
OF COURSE DEMOCRATS ARE
SCREAMING NOW ABOUT REPUBLICAN
HYPOCRISY OVER TRUMP FILLING THE
GINSBERG SEAT IN AN ELECTION
YEAR: "THEY SAID ONE THING WHEN
IT WAS OBAMA, AND NOW THEY'RE
SAYING THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE!
HOW DO THEY SLEEP AT NIGHT?"
I'LL TELL YOU HOW: LIKE A BABY.
BECAUSE LIKE A BABY, THEY HAVE
[APPLAUSE]
NO MORALS.
AND IF YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT
YET, THIS KIND OF COMPLETELY
BALD-FACE, PRE-MEDITATED
HYPOCRISY SHOULD MAKE IT CLEAR:
THERE'S NO CATCHING THEM IN AN
INCONSISTENCY - THEY DON'T CARE.
BECAUSE IT'S ALL AND ONLY ABOUT
POWER.
THE ONLY RULE REPUBLICANS PLAY
[APPLAUSE]
BY IS, THE PEOPLE WHO WIN MAKE
THE RULES.
POWER TALKS AND LOSERS WALK.
[APPLAUSE]
NANCY PELOSI'S RESPONSE TO
STOPPING TRUMP GET A 3RD SEAT ON
THE COURT WAS "WE HAVE ARROWS IN
OUR QUIVER THAT I'M NOT ABOUT TO
DISCUSS."
GREAT, NOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE
BRINGING ARROWS TO A GUNFIGHT.
[LAUGHTER]
BUT I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANY
ARROWS IN OUR QUIVER.
I THINK OUR QUIVER IS BARE.
THEY HAVE THE POWER AND THEY'RE
GOING TO USE IT TO MAKE A COURT
WITH SIX CONSERVATIVES, AND WHEN
THE 2020 ELECTION WINDS UP IN
THE LAP OF THE COURT, AS THEY'RE
PRACTICALLY ALREADY PROMISING IT
WILL, GUESS WHO WINS?
WE CAN'T STOP THEM FROM GETTING
THE COURT SEAT, WHICH MEANS WE
CAN'T STOP THEM FROM PICKING THE
ELECTION WINNER.
IT'S LIKE BEING IN AN ARM
WRESTLING CONTEST: YOU CAN
COME BACK FROM HERE. BUT IT'S
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO COME BACK
FROM HERE.
HOW DIFFERENT IT ALL COULD HAVE
BEEN.
NOT TO RELITIGATE OLD WOUNDS,
BUT ALL THE HILLARY EQUIVOCATORS
FROM 2016 - THE PEOPLE WHO SAID
SHE WAS RACIST, NOT REALLY THAT
DIFFERENT FROM TRUMP, THE ONES
WHO VOTED THIRD PARTY, THE ONES
WHO STAYED HOME BECAUSE, YOU
KNOW, THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS.
SORRY, BUT YOU ALL HAVE TO EAT
IT ONE MORE TIME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BECAUSE, OH, HOW I WOULD LOVE ME
SOME OF THAT HILLARY EVIL RIGHT
NOW.
[APPLAUSE]
YOU KNOW, THE EVIL WHERE
LIBERALS WOULD CURRENTLY HAVE A
6-3 MAJORITY ON THE COURT.
THE EVIL WHERE PEOPLE WOULDN'T
BE FACING HAVING THEIR HEALTH
CARE TAKEN AWAY, OR THEIR RIGHT
TO VOTE, AND WHERE AMERICA
WASN'T SLIDING INTO AUTOCRACY.
[APPLAUSE]
YES, LET'S LOOK AT THE
ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE IF A FEW
MORE PEOPLE IN 2016 HAD TOLD
THEMSELVES, "YEAH, SHE'S NOT MY
FAVORITE, BUT YOU ONLY GET TWO
CHOICES IN OUR SYSTEM, IT'S
PROBABLY BETTER TO MAKE SURE
THIS SANE, COMPETENT PERSON GETS
IN AS OPPOSED TO A MALIGNANT
NARCISSIST."
[APPLAUSE]
IN THAT UNIVERSE, WE'RE STILL IN
THE PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD, AND
IRAN'S NUCLEAR PROGRAM IS STILL
FROZEN, AND MAYBE SO IS
GREENLAND.
[LAUGHTER]
THERE'S BEEN NONE OF THE
ROLLBACKS ON CLEAN AIR AND
WATER, DREAMERS DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT GETTING TOSSED OUT
OF THE ONLY COUNTRY THEY'VE EVER
KNOWN WILLIAM BARR IS JUST A
RIGHT WING CRANK SELF-PUBLISHING
A BOOK ON OUR MORAL DECLINE, AND
BRETT KAVANAUGH IS DRINKING FROM
HOME.
OH, IT'S A WONDERFUL WORLD, THIS
WORLD.
PEOPLE HEARING THE WORDS "PEE
TAPE" ONLY THINK OF R KELLY, AND
[LAUGHTER]
NO ONE HAS NEEDED OR
HEARD OF A PINK PUSSY HAT LET
ALONE TRIED TO KNIT ONE.
[LAUGHTER]
AND LOOK, NO NATION AS
FUNDAMENTALLY UNHEALTHY AS THIS
ONE COULD ESCAPE A PANDEMIC
UNSCATHED, BUT I THINK HILLARY
WOULD HAVE DONE A LITTLE BETTER
THAN "LET THEM DRINK BLEACH."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THE SUPREME COURT HEARS ORAL
ARGUMENTS TO OVERTURN OBAMACARE
ON NOVEMBER 10TH.
ONCE THIS NEW JUSTICE IS SEATED,
OBAMACARE IS LIKELY GONE, AND
AFTER THAT, ROE VS. WADE.
SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY CARRYING
YOUR RAPE BABY TO TERM, YOU CAN
NAME IT JILL STEIN.
[LAUGHTER]
YES, JOE BIDEN IS FAR FROM A
PERFECT CANDIDATE, AND I HAVE
SERIOUS DOUBTS THEY'LL EVER LET
HIM TAKE OFFICE, BUT GIVING HIM
A VOTE TOTAL SO HUGE IT WILL BE
HARD TO IGNORE IS THE VERY LAST
HAIL MARY PASS WE HAVE.
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.
WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE
BACK OCTOBER 9TH.
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS,
BAKARI SELLERS, COLEMAN HUGHES,
JIM BELUSHI AND BERNIE SANDERS.
GOODNIGHT!
AND E.U., THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU, GUYS.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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