1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:19,000 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:25,000 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:32,000 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:37,000 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 >> Bill: THANK YOU, HOW ARE 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 YOU? 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:46,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 12 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 WE ARE HERE, MASKED AND 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 ANONYMOUS. 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 15 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 APPRECIATE IT. 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 PLEASE, I KNOW YOU WENT THROUGH 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 A LOT OF SHIT TO BE HERE, YOU 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 HAD TO GET TESTED AND MASKS AND 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 YOU'RE SITTING APART, I REALLY 21 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:05,000 APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE IT'S MADE 22 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:11,000 SUCH A DIFFERENCE FOR ME. 23 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:11,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 24 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 AND THE AUDIENCE. 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:19,000 TO QUOTE JERRY FALWELL'S POOL 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 BOY, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A LIVE 27 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 AUDIENCE. 28 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,000 [LAUGHTER] 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:30,000 [APPLAUSE] 30 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 38 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION, 31 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 FEELS LESS LIKE AN ELECTION AND 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 MORE OF A GOING OUT OF BUSINESS 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 SALE, DOESN'T IT? 34 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 [APPLAUSE] 35 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 ALL RULES MUST GO IN AMERICA. 36 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 THIS WEEK THE PRESIDENT JUST 37 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 FLAT OUT SAY THAT, WHAT I'VE 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 BEEN SAYING HE'S GOING TO SAY 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 FOREVER, I'M NOT LEAVING. 40 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 THE LAW AND ORDER PRESIDENT, 41 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 REFUSED TO COMMIT TO THE 42 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 PEACEFUL TRANSFERENCE OF POWER 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 SHOULD HE LOSE. 44 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 EVEN BANANA REPUBLICS ARE LIKE 45 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 "THIS IS BANANAS." 46 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,000 [LAUGHTER] 47 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 [APPLAUSE] 48 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 IF YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT, THE 49 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER TO THE 50 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 QUESTION OF WILL YOU SUBMIT TO 51 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 THE PEACEFUL TRANSFERENCE OF 52 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 POWER IS "YES." 53 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 NOT "WE ARE LOOKING AT IT 54 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 STRONGLY." 55 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 NOT "WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS." 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE INSANE? 57 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 THIS WEEK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT 58 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 HOW THEY FOUND A LOT OF BALLOTS 59 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 THROWN IN THE RIVER. 60 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 [LAUGHTER] 61 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 YES, THAT'S A BIG ELECTION 62 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,000 PROBLEM, WET ASS BALLOTS. 63 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 64 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 LET ME JUST SAY THIS, IF YOU ARE 65 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 A BLACK VOTER IN A RED STATE, 66 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:53,000 YOU GOT TO GET IN LINE NOW. 67 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 TRUMP CALLED MAIL IN VOTING 68 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 TODAY "THE SCAM THE DEMOCRATS 69 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 ARE TRYING TO PULL. 70 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 THIS SCAM WILL BE BEFORE THE 71 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 SUPREME COURT. 72 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 WHICH WE ARE CURRENTLY STEALING 73 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:13,000 A SEAT ON, SO BOAT ALL YOU WANT. 74 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 BECAUSE I'M STAYING AND SUING 75 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS DEMOCRACY 76 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 LIKE A PRESIDENT WHO IS A 77 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:25,000 SQUATTER. 78 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,000 [LAUGHTER] 79 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I THINK HE PICKED THE PERSON FOR 80 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 THE COURT TODAY BUT ALL WEEK AT 81 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 THE RALLIES, THE TRUMP PEOPLE 82 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 HAVE BEEN CHANTING "FILL THAT 83 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 SEAT, FILL THAT SEAT." 84 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 EVEN THE TEA BAGGERS ARE GOING 85 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 "THAT SOUNDS GAY." 86 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 TEA BAGGING WAS BAD, APPARENTLY 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,000 THE PICK IS GOING TO BE AMY 88 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 CONEY BARRETT -- WILL NEXT BE 89 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 SAYING THIS NAME A LOT I'M SURE 90 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING NUT. 91 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 RELIGION -- I WAS RIGHT ABOUT 92 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 THAT ONE TOO. 93 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I'M SORRY -- AMY CONEY BARRETT, 94 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 REALLY CATHOLIC. 95 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I MEAN REALLY, REALLY CATHOLIC 96 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 LIKE SPEAKING IN TONGUES. 97 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 LIKE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN 98 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 CONDOMS, WHICH IS WHAT SHE HAS 99 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 IN COMMON WITH TRUMP BECAUSE HE 100 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 DOESN'T EITHER. 101 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I REMEMBER THAT FROM STORMY 102 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 DANIELS. 103 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 SHE'S GOING TO BE ON THE COURT. 104 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 RBG LAYING IN STATE -- TRUMP 105 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 VISITED HER CASKET, WHEN HE 106 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:37,000 WALKED IN, EVERYBODY WENT BOO 107 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 AND ALL OF THE ASS KISSERS 108 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:46,000 AROUND TRUMP, THEY ARE SAYING " 109 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 "COUP. 110 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,000 COUP. 111 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 MOST QUOTE IT'S SO FUNNY, BUT WE 112 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 ARE LOSING OUR COUNTRY BUT I'M 113 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,000 GLAD WE'RE LAUGHING. 114 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,000 TRUMP UNVEILED TODAY HIS FOREVER 115 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 COMING GREAT NATIONAL 116 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 HEALTH CARE PLAN WHICH OF COURSE 117 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 IS NOT A PLAN AT ALL, THERE WAS 118 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 NEVER A PLAN. 119 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 IT'S JUST "WE'LL WORK WITH 120 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 CONGRESS AND MEXICO WILL CO-PAY 121 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 FOR FOR IT." 122 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:18,000 [APPLAUSE] 123 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 IT'S TWO WEEKS AWAY SINCE 2016, 124 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 AND THE TIME IT TOOK TRUMP TO 125 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 NOT COME UP WITH THE PLAN, 126 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 NATURE CAME UP WITH A WHOLE NEW 127 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 DISEASE. 128 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:28,000 [LAUGHTER] 129 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:29,000 [APPLAUSE] 130 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 TERRIBLE MILESTONE THIS WEEK, 131 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 200,000 DEAD FROM CORONAVIRUS IN 132 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,000 AMERICA AND THERE'S A RUMOR THAT 133 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 THE 200,000 DEAD WAS A BIG TRUMP 134 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 FAN AND THIS IS SWEET, BEFORE 135 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 SHE DIED, THE MAKE-A-WISH 136 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 FOUNDATION BROUGHT HER A BLACK 137 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:51,000 TEENAGER TO YELL AT. 138 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 NO, I'M STANDING BY THAT JOKE, 139 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 THAT'S A FINE JOKE. 140 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I DIDN'T DO IT. 141 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 AND "THE WASHINGTON POST" THIS 142 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,000 WEEK REPORTED TRUMP IN UNGUARDED 143 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 MOMENTS SAYS RACIST STUFF ABOUT 144 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 BLACKS AND. 145 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, HE'S NOT 146 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 THAT GREAT IN GUARDED MOMENTS 147 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 EITHER. 148 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,000 [APPLAUSE] 149 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 APPARENTLY HE SAYS THINGS LIKE 150 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 BLACKS ARE LAZY, JEWS ARE GREEDY 151 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,000 AND SLOVENIAN WOMEN ARE NEVER IN 152 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,000 A MOOD FOR SEX. 153 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:29,000 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. 154 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 BAKARI SELLERS AND COLEMAN 155 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 HUGHES ARE HERE, AND A LITTLE 156 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 LATER WE'LL BE SPEAKING WITH THE 157 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:32,000 GREAT JIM BELUSHI. 158 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 BUT FIRST, HE'S THE LONGEST 159 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 SERVING INDEPENDENT IN CONGRESS 160 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 WHO RAN FOR THE 2020 DEMOCRATIC 161 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION: SENATOR 162 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:45,000 BERNIE SANDERS. 163 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:51,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 164 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 ALL RIGHT. 165 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 166 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 BERNET, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 167 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 >> I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 168 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 >> Bill: YOU CAN'T HEAR ME? 169 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:09,000 >> NOW I CAN HEAR YOU. 170 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 >> Bill: I PASSED OUT THE 171 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,000 JOINT IN THE CONTROL ROOM. 172 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 YOU LOOK TANNED, RESTED, AND 173 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 READY. 174 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 THEY ALWAYS LOOK BETTER WHEN 175 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 THEY GET OFF THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, 176 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 IT MUST BE GRUELING CAMPAIGNING. 177 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 YOU MADE A SPEECH YESTERDAY AND 178 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 IT WAS ABOUT WHAT WE DO WHEN 179 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 TRUMP SAYS HE'S NOT LEAVING. 180 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I IMAGINE THIS IS A SPEECH YOU 181 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE TO 182 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 MAKE. 183 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE. 184 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 THIS COUNTRY TODAY FACES 185 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 ENORMOUS PROBLEMS. 186 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 WE HAVE MASSIVE INCOME AND 187 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 WEALTH INEQUALITY, WHERE THE 188 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 ONLY MAJOR COUNTRY NOT TO 189 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 GUARANTEE HEALTH CARE TO ALL. 190 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 YOU'VE GOT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE 191 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 WORKING FOR STARVATION WAGES, WE 192 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 GOT CLIMATE CHANGE AND SYSTEMIC 193 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 RACISM, WE GOT A WHOLE HOST OF 194 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:56,000 PROBLEMS. 195 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I 196 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 EVER THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE TO 197 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 GIVE A SPEECH ABOUT WHAT DO WE 198 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 DO IF A PRESIDENT REFUSES TO 199 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 LOSE OFFICE -- LEAVE OFFICE IF 200 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:08,000 HE LOSES. 201 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD 202 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,000 HAVE TO GIVE THAT SPEECH. 203 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 THAT IS WHERE WE ARE TODAY. 204 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I WOULD SIMPLY SAY AND I KNOW 205 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 YOU HAVE MADE THIS POINT MANY 206 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,000 TIMES -- LISTEN TO WHAT TRUMP IS 207 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,000 SAYING. 208 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 DON'T BRUSH IT OFF. 209 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 DON'T SAY "THIS GUY IS CRAZY, HE 210 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 WOULD SAY THIS IN THE OTHER DAY, 211 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 LISTEN TO WHAT HE IS SAYING. 212 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 WHAT HE IS SAYING OVER AND OVER 213 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,000 AGAIN IS "THE ONLY WAY THAT WE 214 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 CAN LOSE THE ELECTION IS IF IT 215 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:49,000 IS RIGGED," IF WE WIN THAT'S 216 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 GREAT, IF WE LOSE, WE DIDN'T 217 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 REALLY LOSE BECAUSE IT'S RIGGED. 218 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 WE ALL KNOW MAIL IN BALLOTS ARE 219 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 DANGEROUS, THEY WERE A HOAX, A 220 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 SCAM, SO WE CANNOT LOSE THIS 221 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 ELECTION AND OBVIOUSLY, WE ARE 222 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 NOT LEAVING OFFICE. 223 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 >> Bill: I ASKED YOU THIS 224 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 QUESTION IN APRIL, I'VE BEEN 225 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 ASKING THIS OF DEMOCRATS FOR 226 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 YEARS AND THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST 227 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 LAUGHED IT OFF. 228 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 YOU SAID IN APRIL, I ASKED YOU 229 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 WHAT DO WE DO, YOU SAID YOU 230 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 MOBILIZE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IN 231 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 A WAY THAT THEY'VE NEVER BEEN 232 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 MOBILIZED BEFORE TO REMIND THE 233 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,000 PRESIDENT WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR 234 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 NOT, WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY. 235 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 WE HAVE TO MAKE IT CLEAR, IF HE 236 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 LOSES THE ELECTION, HE WILL BE 237 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 OUT OF OFFICE AND REPLACED BY 238 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 THE NEW PRESIDENT. 239 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I DON'T HEAR A PLAN THERE, I 240 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 JUST HEAR A WISH, WE WISH THAT 241 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 WOULD HAPPEN. 242 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN 243 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 IS. 244 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 >> THE BOTTOM LINE IS THERE ARE 245 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO DO NOW TO 246 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,000 MAKE SURE THAT BIDEN WINS. 247 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 IF TRUMP ATTEMPTS TO STAY IN 248 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 OFFICE AFTER LOSING, THERE WILL 249 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 BE A NUMBER OF PLANS OUT THERE 250 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 TO MAKE SURE THAT HE IS EVICTED 251 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:55,000 FROM OFFICE. 252 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 >> Bill: WHAT? 253 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 >> RIGHT NOW THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS 254 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 OUR JOB IS TO BEAT HIM AND TO 255 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 BEAT HIM BADLY -- THE TRUTH IS, 256 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 IF WE WIN IN MICHIGAN, IN 257 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 WISCONSIN, IN MINNESOTA, IN 258 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 PENNSYLVANIA, APPARENTLY BIDEN 259 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 IS NOW AHEAD IN OHIO. 260 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 IF WE WIN IN FLORIDA, IT WILL BE 261 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 VERY HARD, VERY HARD FOR TRUMP 262 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:20,000 TO TRY TO STAY IN OFFICE. 263 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,000 >> Bill: HE'S GOING TO DO 264 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,000 THINGS THAT ARE VERY HARD. 265 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 AGAIN, I JUST DON'T HEAR -- I 266 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 DON'T HEAR THE BONES ON THIS. 267 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I JUST HEAR WE WANTED TO TURN 268 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 OUT GOOD AND IT SHOULD TURN OUT 269 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 GOOD AND WE ARE THE GOOD PEOPLE. 270 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I DON'T HEAR -- I'VE NEVER HEARD 271 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,000 WHAT WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO 272 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,000 DO, WHAT WE CAN DO. 273 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 >> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT BECAUSE 274 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN 275 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 AMERICAN HISTORY. 276 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 SO YOU ARE ASKING FOR A PLAN TO 277 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 DO SOMETHING THAT NO ONE HAS 278 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 EVER HAD TO DO BEFORE. 279 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HAS THE 280 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 SPECIFIC PLAN. 281 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHAT 282 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,000 WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN IN MY VIEW 283 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BY THE 284 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 MILLIONS -- AND I WOULD HOPE, BY 285 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 THE WAY THAT REPUBLICANS JOIN 286 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 US, WHO UNDERSTAND THAT 287 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 DEMOCRACY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN 288 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 ANY PARTICULAR CANDIDATE. 289 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:17,000 >> Bill: THEY WON'T AND THEY DON'T. 290 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 [APPLAUSE] 291 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 THEY WON'T JOIN YOU BECAUSE I 292 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 NEVER JOIN YOU AND THEY DON'T 293 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 BELIEVE THAT. 294 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 >> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MEMBERS 295 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:32,000 OF CONGRESS. 296 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 >> Bill: ISN'T THAT WHO 297 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 MATTERS? 298 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:35,000 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS? 299 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 >> WHAT MATTERS IS THE AMERICAN 300 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 PEOPLE. 301 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AFTER THE 302 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 SELECTION IN ONE FORM OR 303 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 ANOTHER, YOU HAVE TO BE 304 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 DETERMINED SAY TO THIS GUY YOU 305 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 ARE NO LONGER THE PRESIDENT. 306 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 >> Bill: WHAT FORM? 307 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 >> IN JANUARY, YOU'RE LEAVING 308 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 OFFICE. 309 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 >> Bill: THERE'S NO FORM, THE 310 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:59,000 FORM IS THIS. 311 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 THE ATLANTIC THIS WEEK SAID THAT 312 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS DISCUSSING 313 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 CONTINGENCY PLANS TO BYPASS 314 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 ELECTION RESULTS AND APPOINT 315 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 LOYAL ELECT DOORS BECAUSE WE 316 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 DON'T OF COURSE HAVE A DIRECT 317 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 DEMOCRACY, WE HAVE ELECTORS, WE 318 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 HAVE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. 319 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 IN BATTLEGROUND STATES WHERE 320 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 REPUBLICANS HOLD THE LEGISLATIVE 321 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,000 MAJORITY. 322 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 I'VE BEEN LOOKING INTO THIS. 323 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000 WHAT DOES THE CONSTITUTION SAY 324 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 ABOUT IT? 325 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 WHAT CAN A CHEATER DO? 326 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:31,000 IS THIS A NORM OR A LAW? 327 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 IT SEEMS LIKE A NORM, THAT'S 328 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 WHAT TRUMP IS GREAT AT DOING. 329 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 ALL THESE THINGS WE THOUGHT WERE 330 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 LAWS REALLY WEREN'T, THEY WERE 331 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 JUST THINGS WE DID BECAUSE OTHER 332 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 PEOPLE HAD SOME DEGREE OF HONOR 333 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 BUT I DON'T SO I'M NOT GOING TO 334 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,000 DO IT. 335 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 APPARENTLY THESE ELECTORS -- 336 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000 >> YOUR POINT IS RIGHT THERE IT 337 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 THEORETICALLY, BIDEN COULD WIN 338 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000 MICHIGAN BY SIX POINTS AND TRUMP 339 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 WILL SAY IT WE THINK IS MASSIVE 340 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 VOTER FRAUD AND THE LEGISLATURE 341 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 IS APPOINTING A TRUMP SLATE OF 342 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 ELECTORS. 343 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,000 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU 344 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:09,000 ABOUT. 345 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 THEORETICALLY, THEY CAN DO THAT. 346 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 BUT THE OUTRAGE IN THIS COUNTRY, 347 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 THE WILLINGNESS OF PEOPLE TO SAY 348 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 "SORRY, THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU'RE 349 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,000 GOING TO DO AND YOU'RE NOT GOING 350 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:22,000 TO D DESTROYED AMERICAN DEMOCRA" 351 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:29,000 I THINK Y YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING 352 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 AMERICAN DEMOCRACY AND THAT IS 353 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN. 354 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:32,000 >> Bill: I THINK YOU'RE 355 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:37,000 OVERESTIMATING IT. 356 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- WHAT FORM 357 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 DOES IT TAKE, WE ARE IN THE 358 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 STREETS EVERY DAY? 359 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,000 I'VE SEEN PEOPLE DO THAT IN 360 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 COUNTRIES, NOT HERE. 361 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 >> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HERE 362 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A 363 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,000 PRESIDENT TRY TO UNDERMINE 364 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 AMERICAN DEMOCRACY IN THE WAY 365 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 TRUMP MAY BE TRYING TO DO IT. 366 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 ALL I'M SAYING HERE IS LET'S 367 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 TAKE ONE STEP AT A TIME. 368 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 THE FIRST STEP IS LETS US DEFEAT 369 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 TRUMP, LET US DEFEAT HIM BADLY. 370 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 I THINK WE CAN DEFEAT HIM BADLY, 371 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 HE'S GOING TO HAVE NO CHOICE BUT 372 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 TO LEAVE OFFICE. 373 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 IF HE REFUSES TO DO THAT, THEN 374 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 WE GOT PLAN NUMBER TWO AND IT'S 375 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 PREMATURE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 376 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:20,000 THE BOTTOM LINE IS I DO NOT 377 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE IN THIS 378 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 COUNTRY, INCLUDING MILLIONS WHO 379 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE TO 380 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 DEFEND DEMOCRACY ARE SIMPLY 381 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 GOING TO ROLL OVER AND SAY OKAY, 382 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 YOU CAN STAY IN OFFICE EVEN 383 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 ABSENT YOU DESTROY DEMOCRACY AND 384 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 EVEN AS YOU LOST THE ELECTION, I 385 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000 DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 386 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 >> Bill: WHAT DO YOU TALK 387 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 ABOUT PRIVATELY WITH REPUBLICANS 388 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 RIGHT NOW THIS WEEK? 389 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 SERIOUSLY. 390 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 YOU'RE A SENATOR, YOU'VE WORKED 391 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 WITH MITCH McCONNELL FOR 392 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,000 YEARS, YOU SEE HIM IN THE 393 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000 ELEVATOR, DO YOU SAY TO HIM 394 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 MITCH, LOOK, I KNOW WE DON'T 395 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 AGREE ON ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE 396 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 NOT REALLY GOING TO DO THIS, ARE 397 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 YOU? 398 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I SEE HOW YOU STOLE THE 399 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 SUPREME COURT SEAT, YOU SWITCHED 400 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:04,000 ON THAT -- YOU'RE NOT REALLY 401 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:09,000 GOING TO LET TRUMP DO THIS. 402 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 >> YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOW GIVING 403 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 LIP SERVICE AS SOON TRUMP 404 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 REPEATED HIS REMARKS THAT HE 405 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 MIGHT NOT LEAVE OFFICE EVEN IF 406 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 HE LOST, YOU HAD ALL THESE 407 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 REPUBLICANS SAYING "TRUMP SAYS 408 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 CRAZY THINGS, OF COURSE HE WILL, 409 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 WE BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION, 410 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 WE BELIEVE IN THE RULE OF LAW. 411 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE GIVING LIP 412 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000 SERVICE TO. 413 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 DO I HAVE ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE 414 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,000 THAT REPUBLICAN SENATORS WILL IN 415 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 FACT HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND 416 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 UP TO TRUMP AND SAY YOU LOST THE 417 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 ELECTION, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE? 418 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 I THINK SOME WILL. 419 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 I THINK SOME WILL NOT. 420 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 HOW MANY WILL DO THE RIGHT 421 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:49,000 THING? 422 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I DON'T KNOW. 423 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 BUT I'M COUNTING MORE ON THE 424 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 AMERICAN PEOPLE THAN I AM ON THE 425 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS. 426 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 >> Bill: IN THE BEST POSSIBLE 427 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 WORLD, BIDEN WINS AND TAKES 428 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000 OFFICE, WHAT DO WE DO WITH 429 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 REPUBLICANS AFTER THAT? 430 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 ONES WHO SHOWED WHEN IT MATTERED 431 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 THAT THEY WERE WILLING TO CAST 432 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 ASIDE DEMOCRACY? 433 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000 [APPLAUSE] 434 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 DO WE JUST SAY "NO BIGGIE, YOU 435 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 ARE WILLING TO THROW DEMOCRACY 436 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,000 UNDER THE BUS BUT COME ON BACK 437 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,000 IN." 438 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000 IS THAT WHAT WE SAY? 439 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 >> I THINK WHAT WE SAY IS YOU 440 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 KNOW WHAT, GUYS? 441 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 YOU SHOWED AN INCREDIBLE 442 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 DISRESPECT FOR THE CONSTITUTION, 443 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000 THE RULE OF LAW, FOR SUPPORT OF 444 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 AUTHORITARIANISM AND YOU KNOW 445 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,000 WHAT? WE HAVE CONTROL OF THE SENATE 446 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000 NOW AND WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO 447 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 IS USE THE SENATE TO REPRESENT 448 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 THE NEEDS OF THE WORKING 449 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 FAMILIES OF THIS COUNTRY WHOSE 450 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 NEEDS HAVE BEEN IGNORED FOR TOO 451 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 LONG. 452 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 [APPLAUSE] 453 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO 454 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 OBSTRUCT US AND DON'T LECTURE 455 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 US, WE ARE GOING TO MOVE FORWARD 456 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 IN A DEMOCRATIC WAY, A FAIRWAY 457 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 TO FINALLY MAKE SURE THAT THE 458 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,000 DESPERATION THAT WORKING 459 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000 FAMILIES ARE EXPERIENCING TODAY, 460 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 UNEMPLOYMENT, LOW WAGES, NO 461 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,000 HEALTH CARE, UNABLE TO SEND YOUR 462 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 KIDS TO COLLEGE -- WHETHER YOU 463 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 LIKE IT OR NOT, WHETHER YOU'RE A 464 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS LIKE IT OR 465 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 NOT, WE ARE GOING TO MOVE 466 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 FORWARD AND PROTECT WORKING 467 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 FAMILIES AND RESTORE FAITH IN 468 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 AMERICA DEMOCRACY. 469 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 >> Bill: THANK YOU, GREAT TO 470 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 SEE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS ON A 471 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 GREAT CAMPAIGN AND ON MOVING THE 472 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 DEMOCRATIC AGENDA TO WRITE WHERE 473 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 YOU WANTED IT TO BE. 474 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 475 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:41,000 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 476 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 HEY GUYS, ALL RIGHT. 477 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:43,000 THE 478 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 HE'S A CNN POLITICAL ANALYST AND 479 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:44,000 THE AUTHOR OF "MY VANISHING 480 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 COUNTRY: A MEMOIR": BAKARI 481 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000 SELLERS. 482 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 483 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 HE'S A FELLOW AT THE MANHATTAN 484 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 INSTITUTE AND HOST OF THE 485 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 PODCAST "CONVERSATIONS WITH 486 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000 COLEMAN": COLEMAN HUGHES. 487 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:05,000 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 488 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 ALL RIGHT GUYS, I MUST TELL YOU, 489 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 THERE IS MANY TIMES WHEN WE'VE 490 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 HAD AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN GUEST ON 491 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 THE SHOW AND I'VE SAID IN THE 492 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 PRODUCTION MEETING, LET'S NOT 493 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 TALK ABOUT THE BLACK ISSUE -- I 494 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 THINK THAT'S MORE OF A 495 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 COMPLIMENT, IS TO SAY WHERE ALL 496 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 AMERICANS, WHERE ALL PEOPLE, WE 497 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO GET THE 498 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 BLACK QUESTION, BUT TONIGHT 499 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO. 500 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:30,000 WE ONCE HAD ON ANDREW SULLIVAN 501 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,000 AND BARNEY FRANK, TWO GAY MEN 502 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 AND I WAS LIKE "LET'S HAVE GAY 503 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000 NOT COME UP" BUT WE DON'T LIVE 504 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 IN THAT COUNTRY ANYMORE. 505 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 [APPLAUSE] 506 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 IT SEEMS LIKE I LIVE IN A 507 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 COUNTRY WHERE HALF THE COUNTRY 508 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 SEES THAT THERE IS NO RACISM, 509 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000 I'VE MADE MANY JOKES ABOUT THE 510 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 POLLING THAT ALWAYS SHOWS ABOUT 511 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 TWO-THIRDS OF REPUBLICANS SAY 512 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 "REVERSE RACISM" IS A WORSE 513 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 PROBLEM, AND THAT'S A FODDER OF 514 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000 COMEDY HERE. 515 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 [LAUGHTER] 516 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 THEY SAY RACISM IS GONE, AND 517 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 THEN THERE IS A BIG PART NOW, I 518 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 THINK CRITICAL RACE THEORY THEY 519 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 CALL IT WHERE RACISM IS 520 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000 EVERYTHING AND EVERYWHERE. 521 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 PLEASE TELL ME WE ALL AGREE THE 522 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 ANSWER IS SOMEWHERE IN THE 523 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,000 MIDDLE. 524 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 >> I THINK WE WOULD ALL AGREE 525 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 THE ANSWER IS SOMEWHERE IN THE 526 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 MIDDLE BUT FOR MANY PEOPLE IN 527 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 THIS COUNTRY, PARTICULARLY BLACK 528 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 PEOPLE FOR THE LAST 401 YEARS, 529 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 WE'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS 530 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 ISSUE OF RACE. 531 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU COULD SAY 532 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 "TODAY, I'M GOING TO PUT MY RACE 533 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000 SUIT ON AND PUT MY RACE CARD IN 534 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 MY POCKET AND GO OUT AND PLAY 535 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,000 IT" I'M RAISING BLACK CHILDREN, 536 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I HAVE TO GO EVERY DAY, I'M ON 537 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 CNN AND I HAVE TO GO OUT AND 538 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 ARTICULATE THE ISSUES THAT 539 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 DIRECTLY AFFECT MY COMMUNITY. 540 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,000 IT'S EXHAUSTING. 541 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 >> Bill: BUT YOU WANT TO TALK 542 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 ABOUT THOSE ISSUES. 543 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000 >> BUT IT'S ALSO EXHAUSTING TOO. 544 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I DON'T WANT TO BE ON TV WHERE 545 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 WE HAVE ANOTHER FUNERAL, WHETHER 546 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:12,000 IT'S GEORG GEORGE FLOYD OR BREAA 547 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,000 TAYLOR, IT IS NECESSARY TO 548 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 UNDERSTAND TO BE BLACK IN 549 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 AMERICA IS TO BE IN A PERPETUAL 550 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 STATE OF GRIEVING. 551 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 WE'VE SEEN THAT THROUGHOUT 552 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 COVID, THAT HAPPENS TO BE A 553 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 REALITY FOR MANY PEOPLE. 554 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 >> THE WAY I LOOK AT RACISM, 555 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 IT'S KIND OF LIKE MURDER. 556 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 IT EXISTS EVERYWHERE IN EVERY 557 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 SOCIETY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF 558 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 TIME, IT PROBABLY WILL ALWAYS 559 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:31,000 EXIST. 560 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 WE CAN MAKE PROGRESS IN REDUCING 561 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 IT, BUT IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE 562 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,000 THERE TO SOME DEGREE. 563 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 THE NOTION THAT WE CAN EVER GET 564 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,000 IT TO ZERO IS NAIVE AND UTOPIAN. 565 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,000 WE ALWAYS HAVE TO DENOUNCE IT, 566 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 OF COURSE. 567 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000 [APPLAUSE] 568 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I DEFINITELY THINK RACISM EXISTS 569 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 IN AMERICA, THERE IS NO DOUBT 570 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 ABOUT THAT BUT IT'S ALSO 571 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 POSSIBLE TO EXAGGERATE HOW MUCH 572 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 RACISM EXISTS, TO MISTAKE A 573 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 PROBLEM BEING ABOUT RACISM WHEN 574 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT A PARTICULAR 575 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 INSTITUTION LIKE THE POLICE OR 576 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM BEING 577 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 FLAWED IN WAYS. 578 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 >> Bill: I HEARD SOMEONE GROAN 579 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000 AND THIS IS IMPORTANT. 580 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 THIS IS WHAT NO OTHER SHOW WILL 581 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 TALK ABOUT BUT IT HAS TO BE 582 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 TALKED ABOUT. 583 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 ARE WE REACTING WITH DATA AND 584 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,000 FACTS AND REALITY TO THE POLICE 585 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,000 PROBLEM, OR ARE WE JUST REACTIN 586 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 REACTING? 587 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 >> I THINK THAT'S A FALSE 588 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 QUESTION. 589 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 ARE WE REACTING TO DATA, THE 590 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000 DATA SHOWS IN THE PAST YEAR, 591 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 1,010 PEOPLE AS OF TODAY HAVE 592 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 BEEN KILLED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT. 593 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000 WE KNOW BLACK PEOPLE ARE TWO 594 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE KILLED 595 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 BY LAW ENFORCEMENT THAN THEIR 596 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 WHITE COLLEAGUES. 597 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 >> Bill: THERE'S ALSO THE 598 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 FACTOR OF HOW MANY INTERACTIONS. 599 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:49,000 >> THAT'S CALLED FOR POLICING. 600 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000 >> WHEN BLACK PEOPLE ACCOUNT FOR 601 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 50% OF MURDER VICTIMS AND 602 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 PERPETRATORS AND ARE 603 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 OVERREPRESENTED IN CONTACTS WITH 604 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 POLICE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THAT 605 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:58,000 INTO ACCOUNT. 606 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 >> YOU ALSO HAVE TO TAKE INTO 607 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 ACCOUNT OVER POLICING OF THOSE 608 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,000 COMMUNITIES AS WELL. 609 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:09,000 [APPLAUSE] 610 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 >> Bill: MOST BLACK PEOPLE IN 611 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 AMERICA SAY THEY DON'T WANT TO 612 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,000 THE POLICE DEFUNDED, MANY SAY 613 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 THEY WANT AS MANY OR MORE POLIC 614 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,000 POLICE. 615 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 >> DEFUNDED THE POLICE JUST SO 616 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 WE CAN BE CLEAR SINCE THE WORLD 617 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 IS WATCHING US DOES NOT MEAN 618 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 WHEN I CALLED 911 THE POLICE 619 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000 WILL NOT SHOW UP. 620 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 WHAT IT DOES MEAN IS WE WON'T 621 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 HAVE IT LOADED POLICE BUDGETS 622 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 BUT INSTEAD WE WILL HAVE 623 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,000 AFTER-SCHOOL CENTERS. 624 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 WE WILL HAVE MENTAL HEALTH 625 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 PROFESSIONALS WHO ARRIVE ON THE 626 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 SCENE. 627 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 INSTEAD WE WILL ACTUALLY BE ABLE 628 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 TO BUILD COMMUNITIES. 629 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,000 THAT'S WITH THAT MEAN-SPIRITED 630 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 >> I THINK WE NEED LESS POLICING 631 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,000 OF PETTY DRUG CRIME. 632 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 >> LOOK AT THAT, WE GOT AN 633 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,000 AGREEMENT, MAKING PROGRESS. 634 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 [LAUGHTER] 635 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 >> BUT MORE POLICING OF HOMICIDE 636 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,000 AND VIOLENT CRIME IN 637 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,000 NEIGHBORHOODS WHERE VIOLENT 638 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 CRIMES ARE NOT GETTING SOLVED. 639 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 PEOPLE HAVE THIS IDEA THAT I 640 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 WANT TO SEE THE POLICE BUDGET 641 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 CUT BY HALF. 642 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 I WANT TO SEE THE POLICE IMPROVE 643 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 WHATEVER THAT MEANS FOR THE 644 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 BUDGET. 645 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 THAT MIGHT MEAN SPENDING THE 646 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 MORE TO TRAIN THEM MORE. 647 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 >> I THINK WE AGREE -- NOT FULLY 648 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 BUT I JUST DON'T WANT LESS 649 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000 POLICE, I WANT BETTER POLICE. 650 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 [APPLAUSE] 651 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 >> Bill: I WORRY THERE'S GOING 652 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 TO BE MORE RIOTS AND MORE UNREST 653 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:22,000 IN THE STREETS AND OVER 654 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 SOMETHING THAT MAY NOT BE TRUE. 655 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 NOW CHARLES BARKLEY AND 656 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 SHAQUILLE O'NEAL COMMENTED ABOUT 657 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 BREANNA TAYLOR YESTERDAY, THEY 658 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 GOT IN A WORLD OF SHIT ABOUT IT 659 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 TODAY, AND I THINK WHAT THEY 660 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 WERE SAYING IS WE DON'T KNOW IF 661 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 THIS IS A RACIST COP KILLING OR 662 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 JUST -- PLAINLY, HORRIBLE 663 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 POLICY. 664 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 NO KNOCK ENTRIES. 665 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 PLAINLY, ANYONE IS GOING TO GET 666 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 KILLED IN THAT SITUATION. 667 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:52,000 [APPLAUSE] 668 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 >> WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE NO 669 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000 KNOCK WARRANTS, WE DON'T NEED TO 670 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 HAVE CHOKE HOLDS, WE NEED TO BAN 671 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 THOSE ACROSS THE BOARD. 672 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ALIKE, 673 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 IF YOU WANT TO TAKE FROM 674 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 TONIGHT'S SHOW A POLICY 675 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 INITIATIVE, IT'S THAT. 676 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 HOWEVER, IT'S NOT THE FACT OF 677 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 THE KILLING OF BREANNA TAYLOR 678 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 PER SE, IT'S THE FACT THERE WAS 679 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 A LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY. 680 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000 THAT IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE. 681 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 MALCOLM X SAID IT BEST -- I 682 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,000 DIDN'T THINK I WOULD BE QUOTING 683 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 MALCOLM X ON BILL MAHER TONIGHT, 684 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 HE SAID THE MOST DISRESPECTED 685 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 PERSON ON THE PLANET IS THE 686 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 BLACK WOMAN, PERIOD. 687 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 WE SEE THAT DAY IN AND DAY OUT, 688 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 IT'S THE LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY. 689 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 YOU CANNOT TELL ME IF THAT WAS A 690 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 WHITE WOMAN WHO WAS ASLEEP, THE 691 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 POLICE CAME IN HER HOUSE, FIRED 692 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 20 SHOTS THAT THERE WOULD BE NO 693 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 ACCOUNTABILITY, NO INDICTMENTS 694 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 FOR THE MURDER OF THAT WOMAN. 695 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 >> FIVE YEARS AGO A WHITE MAN 696 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 NAMED DEREK CRUISE IN A VERY 697 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 SIMILAR SITUATION, THEY SHOT HIM 698 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,000 IN THE FACE COMPLETELY UNARMED. 699 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 WHAT THAT TELLS ME IS THERE IS A 700 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 MUCH DEEPER ISSUE THAN RACISM, 701 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 THERE'S A REFLEXIVE URGE TO GO 702 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 TO THE RACE ISSUE -- I 703 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 UNDERSTAND IT BUT THE TRUTH IS 704 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,000 POLICE GENERALLY DO NOT GET 705 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 PUNISHED FOR MISBEHAVIOR. 706 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,000 IT'S VERY RARE. 707 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000 IT'S WHITE, IT'S BLACK, WE HAVE 708 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 TO SOLVE THAT ISSUE. 709 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:13,000 REFLEXIVELY MAKING IT ABOUT RAC 710 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,000 RACE -- 711 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 >> Bill: THEY ARE COPS DOING A 712 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 COP JOB WITH A COP HANDBOOK AND 713 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 COP TRAINING, I FEEL LIKE THAT 714 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM HERE. 715 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 [APPLAUSE] 716 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS A LOT, 717 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 YOU HAVE SAID RACIST COPS 718 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 KILLING UNARMED BLACKS IS A 719 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000 FALSE PREMISE BECAUSE IF YOU 720 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 LOOK AT THE DATA, IT'S LIKE IF 721 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 YOU THREATEN COPS IN ANY WAY, 722 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 THEY WILL KILL YOU. 723 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 724 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 THEY HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT JOB, 725 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 THIS IS A COUNTRY FULL OF GUNS 726 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,000 AND FULL OF NUTS BUT IF YOU 727 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000 THREATEN THEM, IF YOU RESIST, 728 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 THEY THINK THAT ALLOWS THEM TO 729 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 JUST NEUTRALIZE THE THREAT I.E. 730 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,000 FUCKING KILL YOU. 731 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000 THAT'S WHY THEY EMPTIED THE 732 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000 WHOLE CLIP, THEY GOT TO STOP 733 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 DOING THAT, EMPTYING THE WHOLE 734 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 CLIP WHEN THEY FEEL THREATENED. 735 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000 [APPLAUSE] 736 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 I'M NOT SURE THAT IT'S A RACE 737 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 THING. 738 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 >> I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE THAT 739 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 YOU SEE MORE DE-ESCALATION 740 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 COMING TO SEE MORE INDIVIDUALS 741 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 WERE ABLE TO GO HOME -- DILLON 742 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 ROOF KILLED NINE PEOPLE IN A 743 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 CHURCH INCLUDING ONE OF MY 744 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 FRIENDS, RIGHT? 745 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 HE KILLED NINE PEOPLE, DROVE ALL 746 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,000 THE WAY TO NORTH CAROLINA AND 747 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 GOT BURGER KING. 748 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 HE HAPPENED TO MAKE IT THE 749 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000 PERSON ALIVE. 750 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 THE MOST RECENT CASE WITH KYLE 751 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 RITTENHOUSE, HE CROSSES LINES 752 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 WITH AR-15, KILLS TWO 753 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 PROTESTERS, WALKS BY THE POLICE 754 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 WITH HIS HANDS UP AND THEY SAY 755 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,000 COME ON BACK. 756 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 >> YOUR CHERRY PICKING EXAMPLES. 757 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000 >> DID THEY NOT HAPPEN? 758 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 >> YOUR CHERRY PICKING THEM, 759 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,000 THEY HAPPENED BUT FOR EVERY 760 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 EXAMPLE YOU CAN COME UP WITH, I 761 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 CAN COME UP WITH EXAMPLES OF 762 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 WHITE PEOPLE GETTING KILLED IN 763 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:57,000 PRECISELY THE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES 764 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000 THAT BLACK PEOPLE DO, EITHER 765 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 REACHING FOR A GUN OR SEEMING TO 766 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 REACH FOR A GUN AND IF WE ARE 767 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 TALKING ABOUT WHAT VIOLENT 768 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 CRIMES GO UNPUNISHED, THE BIGGER 769 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 PROBLEM IS THAT BLACK MURDERERS 770 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 GO UNSOLVED MORE OFTEN THAN 771 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 WHITE MURDERERS DO. 772 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 IT'S NOT THAT THE POLICE ARE 773 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 JUST IGNORING WHITE VIOLENCE OR 774 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 VIOLENCE COMMITTED BY WHITE 775 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 PEOPLE, IF ANYTHING, THEY NEED 776 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 TO BE PAYING MORE ATTENTION THAT 777 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 IS COMMITTED AND SUFFERED BY 778 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 BLACK PEOPLE. 779 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 >> I THINK THE POINT I'M 780 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 ATTEMPTING TO MAKE IS NOT 781 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,000 NECESSARILY THAT INTERACTION 782 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 ALTHOUGH I THINK THAT'S A BIG 783 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 ISSUE -- ONE OF THE LARGER POINT 784 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 IS A LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY. 785 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,000 [APPLAUSE] 786 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 WENT TO LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER 787 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 GOES IN AND AS YOU SAID EMPTIES 788 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000 A CLIP -- WE ALL ADMIT THAT 789 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS HAVE 790 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 VERY DIFFICULT JOB SPIRIT THEY 791 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 KEEP OUR COMMUNITIES SAFE, THEY 792 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:51,000 HAVE DIFFICULT JOBS. 793 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 I AM JUST SAYING, WHEN YOU 794 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000 ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED TO KILL 795 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000 SOMEBODY OR SHOOT SOMEBODY SEVEN 796 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 TIMES IN THE BACK OR WHATEVER IT 797 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000 MAY BE, JUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABL 798 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 ACCOUNTABLE. 799 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,000 >> Bill: THINGS HAVE CHANGED 800 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 IN THAT AREA. 801 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 I REMEMBER DOING EDITORIALS ON 802 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 THIS SHOW ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE TO 803 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 HOLD COPS ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS 804 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000 AND IT DID HAPPEN. 805 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 THE LAST FIVE YEARS, A LOT OF 806 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 THEM WHO DID THOSE HORRENDOUS 807 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 THINGS LIKE SHOOTING SOMEONE IN 808 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 THE BACK WERE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. 809 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 >> BUT BREANNA TAYLOR DOESN'T 810 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 GET JUSTICE. 811 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 >> THIS IS A VERY DIFFERENT 812 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 SCENARIO BECAUSE THE COP WAS 813 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000 FIRED UPON FIRST. 814 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 OBVIOUSLY KENNETH WALKER HAD 815 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 EVERY RIGHT TO FIRE BECAUSE HE 816 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 THOUGHT THEY WERE INTRUDERS, 817 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. 818 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 ONCE THE COP IS FIRED UPON, HE 819 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 HAS TO HAVE A RIGHT TO FIRE BAC 820 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 BACK. 821 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 >> IF YOU WALK IN AND YOU DO NOT 822 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 ANNOUNCE YOURSELF. 823 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 >> Bill: IT'S THE POLICY, 824 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 825 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:54,000 >> K CAN I SAY THIS? 826 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 I THINK THE SYSTEM WORKED 827 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 PERFECTLY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK 828 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 THE SYSTEM IS BUILT FOR PEOPLE 829 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 OF COLOR, IT'S NOT BUILT FOR 830 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 BLACK FOLK TO HAVE 831 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 ACCOUNTABILITY. 832 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 THE SYSTEM WORKED THE WAY IT WAS 833 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 SUPPOSED TO. 834 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS TEAR THE 835 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 SYSTEM DOWN OR REFORMAT AND 836 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,000 REIMAGINE WHAT LAW ENFORCEMENT 837 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 SHOULD LOOK LIKE. 838 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 [APPLAUSE] 839 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 >> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU A 840 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 QUICK QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING 841 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:16,000 ELSE. 842 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 WE SEEM TO HAVE CHANGED THE GOAL 843 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000 FROM NOT SEEING COLOR -- THAT'S 844 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 THE OLD LIBERALISM THAT I GREW 845 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 UP WITH -- YOU GIVE ME A LOOK. 846 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 >> YOU THINK COLOR-BLIND IS A 847 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,000 THING? 848 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 >> Bill: I THINK IT'S A GOAL. 849 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 NOT THAT WE DON'T SEE IT, THAT 850 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 851 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,000 >> NEVER. 852 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 >> Bill: THAT WAS NEVER THE 853 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,000 GOAL? 854 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000 >> THAT WAS THE GOAL. 855 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 >> Bill: THAT WAS THE GOAL. 856 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 >> THAT'S THE ENTIRE CIVIL 857 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 RIGHTS MOVEMENT. 858 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 >> Bill: FREDERICK DOUGLASS, 859 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 THAT WAS NEVER THE GOAL? 860 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000 >> YOU DIDN'T HAVE SNCC AND A 861 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,000 KING SO YOU COULD ALL OF A 862 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 SUDDEN NOT SEE US FOR BEING 863 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 BLACK. 864 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 >> Bill: THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE 865 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 SAYING, IT'S THAT IT DOESN'T 866 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000 MATTER. 867 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 >> RACE EXISTS BUT I'M NOT GOING 868 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 TO JUDGE YOU ON THE BASIS OF IT 869 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU AS AN 870 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 INDIVIDUAL, THAT'S NOT EVEN A 871 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 GOAL FOR ANY PEOPLE ANYMORE. 872 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000 PEOPLE WANT TO SAY MY BLACKNESS 873 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 874 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 ABOUT ME, YOU HAVE TO MEDITATE 875 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 ON YOUR WHITENESS AND FEEL 876 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:14,000 GUILTY. 877 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 >> I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL 878 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 GUILTY ABOUT YOUR WHITENESS, I 879 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000 WANT YOU TO RECOGNIZE -- WHAT 880 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000 I'M SAYING IS I BRING MY BLACK 881 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 SELF, MY WHOLE BLACK SELF TO THE 882 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000 TABLE, I BRING IT TO WORK. 883 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,000 I WANT YOU TO SEE THE DIVERSITY, 884 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 THE RICHNESS OF MY CULTURE, THE 885 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000 RICHNESS OF MY HERITAGE, THE 886 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000 RICHNESS OF MY BLACKNESS. 887 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 >> Bill: I DON'T KNOW IF WE 888 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,000 ARE REALLY HAVING AN ARGUMENT 889 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 ABOUT IT. 890 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 I RECOGNIZE THOSE QUALITIES 891 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 ABOUT YOU. 892 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 DOES IT HAVE TO BE ON MY MIND 893 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000 EVERY SECOND WE ARE HAVING A 894 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,000 BEER? 895 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 YOU SEE THE GAME TODAY? 896 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 BOY, YOUR DIVERSE, MAN. 897 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,000 >> NOT AT ALL, I I WANT YOU TO 898 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 GIVE IT VALUE. 899 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000 NOBODY WANTS YOU TO BE 900 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 COLOR-BLIND. 901 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 >> NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY BE BLIND 902 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000 TO THE COLOR, LITERALLY 903 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,000 COLOR-BLIND PEOPLE CAN SEE COLO 904 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,000 COLOR. 905 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 IT'S ABOUT WHERE WE ARE PUSHING 906 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 TOWARDS AS A SOCIETY. 907 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 ARE WE PUSHING TOWARDS A SOCIETY 908 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 WHERE FRIENDS KIDS ARE GETTING 909 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000 WORKSHOPS WHETHER SEPARATING 910 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 WHITE KIDS AND BLACK KIDS, THEY 911 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000 ARE TEACHING THEIR FRIENDS TO 912 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 SEE A BLACK PERSON FIRST, IS 913 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 THAT THE DIRECTION WE GO IN IN 914 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 TERMS OF OUR ANTIRACISM OR DO WE 915 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000 HAVE A DIFFERENT ANTIRACISM 916 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 THAT'S MORE UNIVERSAL AND SAYS 917 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000 OBVIOUSLY RACISM IS HORRIBLE AND 918 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000 THE REASON IT'S HORRIBLE IS 919 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 BECAUSE IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP. 920 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 [APPLAUSE] 921 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 >> I HAVE A 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER 922 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 WHO LEFT ME AS CONFLICTED I 923 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 COULD POSSIBLY BE AFTER THE 924 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 DEATH OF GEORGE FLOYD. 925 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 SHE PUT ON A MASK AND PAINTED A 926 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000 BLACK LIVES MATTER SIGN. 927 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000 SHE AND HER TWO GIRLFRIENDS HAD 928 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 BLACK LIVES MATTER SIGNS. 929 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 WE COME FROM AN ACTIVIST FAMILY 930 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 BUT I WAS ALSO SO DISTRAUGHT AT 931 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 15 SHE CAN'T BE LIKE 932 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000 BARRON TRUMP. 933 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 SHE CAN'T GO OUT AND BE A 934 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 15-YEAR-OLD, SHE HAS TO REAFFIRM 935 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 HER HUMANITY AND IDENTITY ON A 936 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 SIGN AND FIGHT FOR PEOPLE TO 937 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 RECOGNIZE THAT HUMANITY. 938 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 >> Bill: I'M GOING TO 939 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000 INTERRUPT THIS TO RETURN ONCE 940 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 MORE TO THE THEME THAT HAS 941 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 OBSESSED ME, THE HEADLINE I SAW 942 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000 ON "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 943 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 YESTERDAY -- TRUMP WON'T COMMIT 944 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000 TO PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER. 945 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000 IT WAS ON PAGE 15. 946 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000 THIS IS NOT THE PAPER I GREW UP 947 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 WITH, BUT OKAY. 948 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 THEY WROTE THE REFUSAL TO 949 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 ENDORSE THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL 950 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 TENET OF DEMOCRACY AS ANY 951 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 PRESIDENT IN RECENT MEMORY 952 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 SURELY WOULD HAVE IS THE LATEST 953 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000 INSTANCE IN WHICH HE WAS CAST ON 954 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 UNCERTAINTY. 955 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 I WOULD PUT THAT ON THE FRONT 956 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,000 PAGE, THAT'S JUST CRAZY ME. 957 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 958 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000 THEY WROTE "THE ONCE UNTHINKABLE 959 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 NOTION THAT A PRESIDENT MIGHT 960 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF 961 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 AN ELECTION." 962 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,000 IT WASN'T UNTHINKABLE TO 963 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 EVERYBODY AND I'M NOT GOING TO 964 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000 SAY THIS ANYMORE, BUT WE DID 965 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000 MAKE A MONTAGE. 966 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 AND I'M GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT 967 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 IT BUT IT DOES FUCKING STICK IN 968 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 MY CRAW THAT NOBODY LISTEN TO ME 969 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:13,000 AND THAT I GOT NO HELP FROM 970 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,000 "THE NEW YORK TIMES," 971 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000 "THE WASHINGTON POST," CNN, 972 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHOULD HAVE 973 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,000 AMPLIFIED. 974 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000 >> WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? 975 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 >> Bill: I'M NOT STARING. 976 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 [LAUGHTER] 977 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000 MAINSTREAM MEDIA, I GOT NO HELP 978 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000 AMPLIFYING THE POINT I WAS 979 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000 MAKING AND HE WAS ANSWERING ME. 980 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 I'LL SHOW THAT TAPE TOO. 981 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000 SHOW THE FIRST MONTAGE, PLEASE. 982 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:40,000 >> I DON'T SEE HIM WILLINGLY, 983 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 UNDER ANY CONDITIONS, INCLUDING 984 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000 PEOPLE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR WITH 985 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,000 GUNS. 986 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000 I JUST DON'T SEE THIS MAN GIVING 987 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 IT UP. 988 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000 AND I THINK HE HAS MANY CARTS HE 989 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,000 HASN'T PLAYED YET. 990 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000 HE IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE UNTIL 991 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 HE WANTS TO LEAVE. 992 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 I DON'T THINK HE WOULD LEAVE IF 993 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 HE LOST AN ELECTION IN 2020? 994 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 I'M THE GUY WHO SAYS HE'S NOT 995 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,000 LEAVING. 996 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 PEOPLE UP AND SAYING I'M AN 997 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000 ALARMIST, HE'S NOT CAN LEAVE 998 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 EVEN IF HE LOSES. 999 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000 I DON'T THINK HE'S LEAVING, HE'S 1000 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,000 NOT GOING TO LEAVE EVEN IF HE 1001 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,000 LOSES THE ELECTION. 1002 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 I'M A THIRD RATE RESPECTED 1003 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 COMEDIAN WHO SAYS IF HE LOSES 1004 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 HE'S NOT LEAVING. 1005 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 I DON'T THINK HE'S LEAVING. 1006 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 I WILL BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS 1007 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000 RIGHT NOW THAT IF YOU LOSE THE 1008 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 2020 ELECTION, I'M RIGHT AND YOU 1009 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,000 WON'T LEAVE. 1010 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,000 HE'S NOT LEAVING. 1011 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 HE PROBABLY WILL NOT LEAVE. 1012 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 THESE MADE ME PART OF HIS ACT 1013 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY HE'S NOT 1014 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 GONNA LEAVE. 1015 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 HE'S NOT LEAVING ON 1016 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,000 JANUARY 20TH. 1017 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 IF TRUMP LOSES THE ELECTION, 1018 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 HE'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE. 1019 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR A NUMBER OF 1020 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,000 YEARS THAT IF TRUMP LOSES THE 1021 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 ELECTION, HE'S NOT GOING TO 1022 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 LEAVE. 1023 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000 I CANNOT PICTURE THAT MAN 1024 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 GRACEFULLY CONCEDING AND WALKING 1025 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 AWAY. 1026 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I COULD 1027 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 GET INTERESTED IN MY THEORIES 1028 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,000 THAT TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO LEAVE. 1029 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1030 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000 AND LIKE I SAY. 1031 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1032 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,000 I GET IT THAT THESE MAINSTREAM 1033 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 MEDIA PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME 1034 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000 PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE PEOPLE 1035 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 LIKE YOU ON MY SHOW, PEOPLE WHO 1036 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 WALK OUTSIDE THE BOUNDARIES LIKE 1037 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,000 I DO, WE DON'T JUST BEND THE 1038 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 KNEE AND PARROT THE ONE TRUE 1039 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 OPINION, SO WE ARE BAD PEOPLE. 1040 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 SO THEY DON'T COVER THIS SHOW. 1041 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 ON THIS ONE, YOU COULD HAVE 1042 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000 GIVEN ME A LITTLE HELP. 1043 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 [APPLAUSE] 1044 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO WAS 1045 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,000 AMPLIFYING THIS, TRUMP! 1046 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000 >> THIS CRAZY BILL MAHER HE SAYS 1047 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 YOU KNOW HE'S NOT LEAVING. 1048 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S NOT 1049 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000 LEAVING. 1050 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 IN FOUR YEARS HE'S NOT LEAVING. 1051 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 NO HE'S NOT LEAVING, HE'S NEVER 1052 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 LEAVING OFFICE, DON'T YOU? 1053 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 HE'S NOT LEAVING, YOU KNOW THAT. 1054 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000 HE'S NOT LEAVING, I'M TELLING 1055 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000 YOU HE'S NOT LEAVING, HE'LL 1056 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 NEVER LEAVE. 1057 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000 YOU KNOW HE'S NOT LEAVING, DON'T 1058 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000 YOU? 1059 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000 HE'S NEVER GOING TO LEAVE! 1060 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:12,000 HE'S GOING TO STAY. 1061 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 [APPLAUSE] 1062 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000 >> Bill: I WON'T BRING IT UP 1063 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000 AGAIN, BUT CAN I ASK YOU 1064 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000 GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU FORESEE 1065 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 FOR NOVEMBER, DECEMBER, JANUARY. 1066 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 I WANT TO KNOW YOUR PREDICTION 1067 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,000 AND IF YOU THINK THERE'S 1068 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 SOMETHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, 1069 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 AND ALSO, IT'S VERY RELEVANT TO 1070 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 THE RACE ISSUE BECAUSE A STOLEN 1071 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000 ELECTION WILL BE SEEN VERY MUCH 1072 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000 AS A RACE ISSUE AND OF COURSE IT 1073 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000 LARGELY IS. 1074 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 IT'S EVERYBODY'S ELECTION BEING 1075 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 STOLEN BUT IT IS ESPECIALLY AN 1076 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000 AFRICAN-AMERICAN ELECTORATE THAT 1077 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 IS BEING DEPRIVED. 1078 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,000 [APPLAUSE] 1079 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1080 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 >> I THINK DEMOCRATS ARE 1081 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000 PROVERBIAL BED WETTERS, YOU KNOW 1082 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 THAT, I KNOW THAT, WE ARE. 1083 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 >> Bill: I WAS HARD ON BERNIE 1084 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 BUT WE LOVE HIM. 1085 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 >> HIS PRIORITIES ARE RIGHT, 1086 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000 HE'S GOT A LEAD BUT YOU GOT TO 1087 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,000 BEAT HIM FIRST. 1088 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000 >> Bill: YOU THINK THAT'S THE 1089 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000 MOST IMPORTANT THING? 1090 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,000 WINNING? 1091 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000 >> THAT'S FIRST, YOU CAN'T GET 1092 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 THE STEP TWO. 1093 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 >> Bill: I DON'T THINK THAT 1094 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,000 MATTERS. 1095 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 >> I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE 1096 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000 ELECTION WEEK OR ELECTION MONTH. 1097 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 >> Bill: THAT'S NOT AN 1098 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,000 OPINION, THAT'S THE TRUTH. 1099 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 >> TRUMP TAUGHT US TO THINK 1100 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 ABOUT THINGS UNIMAGINABLE, I 1101 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000 DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD TAKE UP 1102 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000 MAILBOXES OFF THE STREET. 1103 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 >> Bill: AGAIN, AND NORMS. 1104 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 HE JUST RUNS RIGHT OVER THEM. 1105 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 I WOULD ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GO 1106 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 DOWN AND VOTE EARLY, DON'T PUT 1107 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,000 YOUR BALLOT AND A MAILBOX, VOTE 1108 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000 EARLY IF YOU CAN COME UP PUT 1109 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,000 MASK ON. 1110 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1111 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000 >> THE VIRUS IS SCARY, TRUMP IS 1112 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 SCARIER. 1113 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000 >> WITH TRUMP, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS 1114 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 TRYING TO INTERPRET WHAT HE'S 1115 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000 SAYING AND PUT IT INTO 1 OF 2 1116 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000 CATEGORIES. 1117 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000 EITHER THE HE'S A SERIOUS 1118 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000 CATEGORY OR THE CATEGORY WHERE 1119 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 ITS WHY CAN'T WE USE OUR NUKES 1120 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 AND NOTHING HAS COME OF THAT. 1121 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 MY BET IS AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1122 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 IF HE IS DEFEATED, HE WILL LEAVE 1123 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 BUT HE WILL COMPLAIN, HE WON'T 1124 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000 CONCEDE, HE WILL SAY IT WAS 1125 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 RIGGED, IF THE DEEP STATE, FAKE 1126 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 NEWS, 30% OF THE COUNTRY WILL 1127 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000 AGREE WITH HIM AND HE WILL FEEL 1128 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000 VINDICATED FROM WHATEVER MANSION 1129 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 HE'S LIVING IN UNTIL THE END OF 1130 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 TIME. 1131 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 >> Bill: THAT'S OPTIMISTIC, 1132 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 BUT OKAY. 1133 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 >> WHAT I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT 1134 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 IS THERE WILL BE RIDING IN THE 1135 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 STREETS, THERE WILL BE RIOTERS 1136 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 ON THE LEFT BURNING CITIES IF 1137 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000 TRUMP WINS OR IT SEEMS LIKE HE 1138 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 WON ON ELECTION DAY BECAUSE THE 1139 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 MAIL-IN BALLOTS HAVEN'T COME. 1140 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000 I'M AFRAID THERE COULD BE FAR 1141 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 RIGHT MILITIAS CLASHING WITH 1142 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,000 RIOTERS. 1143 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000 >> Bill: WHOEVER WINS, THERE'S 1144 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000 GOING TO BE TROUBLE IN THE 1145 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 STREETS. 1146 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000 >> I THINK THE PRESIDENT ENJOYS 1147 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:03,000 THIS VIOLENCE. 1148 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 >> Bill: OF COURSE HE DOES. 1149 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:05,000 [APPLAUSE] 1150 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 IT'S ALL GOOD FOR HIM. 1151 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 >> IT'S AMAZING TO ME REAL QUICK 1152 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 ABOUT THE CHAOS, WHEN WE WERE 1153 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 HAVING ORDINANCES IN MICHIGAN 1154 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 AND WISCONSIN, YOU HAD ALL THESE 1155 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,000 ARMED MILITIAS WITH AR AND 1156 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,000 A.K.A.S WALKING AND NOBODY SAID 1157 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 ANYTHING, THEY SAID LIBERATE ALL 1158 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 OF THESE STATES, WE LOVE OUR 1159 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 GUNS. 1160 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,000 YOU START MARCHING BECAUSE 1161 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 SOMEBODY DIES THEY ARE LIKE WAIT 1162 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000 A MINUTE, WE ARE NERVOUS. 1163 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:33,000 >> Bill: THERE'S GOING TO BE 1164 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000 GUNS, AND I'M AFRAID TO SAY WHEN 1165 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 THIS HAS HAPPENED IN OTHER 1166 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,000 COUNTRIES, WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN IS 1167 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 THE MILITARY STEPS IN AND I 1168 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 THINK MAYBE TRUMP'S ORIGINAL SIN 1169 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 WHEN HE WAS RUNNING WHICH IS 1170 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000 SAYING McCAIN WASN'T A WAR 1171 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 HERO, I HOPE THAT WILL COME BACK 1172 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 TO HAUNT HIM IN THE MILITARY 1173 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 MIGHT HAVE TO STEP IN ON OUR 1174 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,000 SIDE AND I THINK THEY MIGHT. 1175 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING LIGHT 1176 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000 AND FROTHY. 1177 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,000 HE'S AN AN ACTOR, MUSICIAN, HOST 1178 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000 THE THREE-PART DISCOVERY CHANNEL 1179 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 SERIES GROWING 1180 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:17,000 BELUSHI": JIM BELUSHI. 1181 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1182 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 IT'S A CRAZY WAY TO DO IT. 1183 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 >> I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A STUDIO 1184 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,000 FOR SO LONG. 1185 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 >> Bill: AS A LIFELONG POTHEAD 1186 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 WHEN I READ THAT YOU HAD GOTTEN 1187 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 FULL ON INTO THE POT BUSINESS I 1188 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 SAID TO MYSELF ONE THING, IS HE 1189 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:38,000 HOLDING? 1190 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1191 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 THAT'S IT? 1192 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,000 REALLY? 1193 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 >> I'M ALWAYS HOLDING SOMETHING. 1194 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 IT'S ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT 1195 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 THOUSANDS OF ACRES OF POT AND 1196 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 YOU GIVE ME THIS? 1197 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000 [LAUGHTER] 1198 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 YOU'RE DOING A REALITY SHOW ON 1199 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 BEING IN THE POT BUSINESS, 1200 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 ENJOYING IT? 1201 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,000 YOU SEEM TO. 1202 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 >> I LOVE IT. 1203 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:05,000 I LOVE THE FARMING OF IT. 1204 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 I'M KEEPING THE SOIL AT 1205 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 64 DEGREES IN ORDER FOR THE 1206 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 MICRONUTRIENTS TO GO IN THE 1207 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 ROOTS AND PRUNING IT, I'M 1208 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 HARVESTING IT, CURING IT TO 12%. 1209 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,000 IF THIS BE WHAT YOU. 1210 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000 [LAUGHTER] 1211 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000 I'M HAVING A BALL UP THERE. 1212 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 >> Bill: I HOPE YOU'RE NOT 1213 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 QUITTING ACTING. 1214 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE THIEF. 1215 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:34,000 >> MY FIRST MOVIE. 1216 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,000 >> Bill: WITH JIMMY, -- THIS 1217 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 GUY HAS BEEN AROUND 40 YEARS? 1218 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,000 >> I'VE DONE A LOT. 1219 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 IF I'M BRINGING IN BOTH, I'M 1220 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 BRINGING ACTING AND CANNABIS, 1221 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,000 BECAUSE OF THE SHOW. 1222 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 >> Bill: WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE 1223 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000 YOU AS AN ACTOR. 1224 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 YOUR FAMILY IS INVOLVED WITH 1225 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 THIS. 1226 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:05,000 I'M TRYING TO -- HAPPILY? 1227 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,000 SOMETIMES IT SEEMS, SOMETIMES 1228 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 NOT, SOMETIMES YOU SIT DOWN AND 1229 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 SAY I'M HAVING A BIG CHANGE IN 1230 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 MY LIFE, WHERE MOVE INTO A POT 1231 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000 FARM AND BECOMING POT FARMERS, 1232 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 IT'S GREEN ACRES. 1233 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 >> THE SHOW FEELS LIKE 1234 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000 GREENACRES. 1235 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 MY FAMILY, THEY ACTUALLY HAD AN 1236 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 INTERVENTION ON ME. 1237 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000 [LAUGHTER] 1238 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000 MY SON WAS WORRIED I WAS GOING 1239 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 TO BLOW ALL MY MONEY AND HE 1240 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000 WOULD HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE, MY 1241 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 WIFE WAS WORRIED I WOULD NEVER 1242 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000 GET AN ACTING JOB AGAIN. 1243 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,000 BUT THIS PLANT IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1244 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 >> Bill: DON'T EVEN. 1245 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,000 IT'S RIDICULOUS. 1246 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000 >> THE MEDICINE INVOLVED. 1247 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 >> Bill: WE DON'T HAVE TO GO 1248 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 THERE, YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE 1249 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,000 CONVERTED. 1250 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 I THINK YOU KNOW THAT. 1251 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:01,000 I THINK I SMOKE MORE THAN YOU. 1252 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000 >> I THINK SO. 1253 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 I AM A MICRO DOSE ARE. 1254 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 >> Bill: WHAT IS THE POINT OF 1255 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,000 THAT? 1256 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000 >> IT CHILLS YOU OUT. 1257 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000 IT TAKES AWAY THE SCREAMING. 1258 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 >> Bill: ISN'T THE GOAL TO GET 1259 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000 HIGH? 1260 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000 I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THESE PEOPLE 1261 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000 I SMOKE I GO TO SLEEP. 1262 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000 >> IT'S A MEDICINE NOW, YOU 1263 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 SMOKE TO CHILL OUT, THERE'S A 1264 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 LOT OF PTSD GOING ON, THERE WAS 1265 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 A VETERAN I RAN INTO THAT WAS A 1266 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 MEDIC IN THE IRAQ WAR AND I SAW 1267 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO THE HUMAN 1268 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 BODY THAT NOBODY SHOULD EVER 1269 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 WITNESS. 1270 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 I HAVE PTSD, THEY GAVE ME A 1271 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 BOTTLE THIS BIG OF 600 1272 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:35,000 OXYCONTIN. 1273 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:40,000 I GOT OFF OF IT AND YOUR STRAIN, 1274 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000 BLACK DIAMOND OG IS THE ONLY 1275 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 STRING THAT ALLOWS ME TO TALK TO 1276 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 MY WIFE AND MY CHILDREN AND 1277 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,000 SLEEP. 1278 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000 AND HE TEARED UP AND HE HUGGED 1279 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 ME AND I SAID I DIDN'T MAKE 1280 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 THIS. 1281 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 AND HE SAID YOU'RE A STEWARD. 1282 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000 AND THAT WAS THE PARADIGM SHIFT 1283 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000 TO MOVE ON FROM THIS IS ABOUT 1284 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 GETTING HIGH -- THERE IS REAL 1285 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 MEDICINE IN THIS THAT'S REALLY 1286 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 HELPING PEOPLE STOP THE 1287 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:11,000 SCREAMING FROM ANXIETY. 1288 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000 I MICRO DOSE, I DO 1289 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000 2.5 MILLIGRAMS OF CHOCOLATE TO 1290 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT, I FEEL 1291 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000 FRESH IN THE MORNING, I DON'T 1292 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000 USE AMBIEN OR XANAX OR THE STUFF 1293 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 THAT MAKES YOU FEEL TERRIBLE. 1294 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WAY 1295 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000 TO MEDICATE ANXIETY, TRAUMA, 1296 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 SLEEP, HOPELESSNESS. 1297 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000 IT ALSO STIMULATE CREATIVITY. 1298 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 MUSIC AND THE TOUCH OF YOUR 1299 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 LOVERS SKIN AND IT MAKES YOU 1300 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU FEEL GOOD, 1301 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 YOU HAVE MORE COMPASSION FOR 1302 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 PEOPLE, IT'S ALL THE WELLNESS 1303 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,000 FROM CANNABIS. 1304 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 [APPLAUSE] 1305 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,000 >> Bill: WHERE IS THAT BIG 1306 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 OXYCONTIN BOTTLE NOW. 1307 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 I'M JOKING. 1308 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000 I SAW YOU PUT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM 1309 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 POST, YOUR BROTHER WOULD BE 1310 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 ALIVE AND THAT PETE WOULD'VE 1311 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000 JUST STOPPED AT POT. 1312 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000 >> DANNY AYKROYD IS THE ONE WHO 1313 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000 SAID IT, HE SAID IF YOUR BROTHER 1314 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000 WAS A POTHEAD, HE WOULD BE ALIVE 1315 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000 TODAY AND IT REALLY MADE ME 1316 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,000 THINK ABOUT IT. 1317 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000 I KNOW HE SUFFERED FROM CTE, 1318 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 STAR FOOTBALL PLAYER, BANGED HIS 1319 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 HEAD SO MANY TIMES A MIDDLE 1320 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000 LINEBACKER AND HE ACTUALLY 1321 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:31,000 SEIZURES IN FRONT OF ME -- I 1322 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000 ACTUALLY SAVED HIS LIFE. 1323 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I WISH I COULD'VE DONE IT THE 1324 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000 SECOND TIME. 1325 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 WHEN HE WENT TO COLLEGE AND 1326 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000 STARTED USING CANNABIS I THINK 1327 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000 HE FOUND HIS MEDICINE BUT BACK 1328 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 THEN IT WAS CONSIDERED A DRUG, 1329 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000 IT'S STILL CONSIDERED A SCHEDULE 1330 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 ONE DRUG BUT IF WE KNEW WHAT WE 1331 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000 KNOW ABOUT CANNABIS TODAY BACK 1332 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,000 THEN, I THINK THAT WOULD'VE BEEN 1333 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000 A GREAT MEDICINE FOR MY BROTHER, 1334 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,000 I REALLY BELIEVE HE WOULD BE 1335 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000 ALIVE TODAY. 1336 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000 [APPLAUSE] 1337 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000 >> Bill: IS NOT EASY TO BE THE 1338 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000 SON OF A GREAT MAN OR THE 1339 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000 BROTHER OF THE GREAT COMIC, BUT 1340 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000 YOU CARVED OUT YOUR OWN PLACE. 1341 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000 YOU REALLY DID. 1342 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,000 YOU TOOK A DIFFICULT SITUATION 1343 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000 AND HAD YOUR OWN COMIC GENIUS, 1344 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:17,000 YOU REALLY DID. 1345 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 I KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT, THIS LAST 1346 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 PRISONER PROJECT, AND REMIND ME 1347 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000 OF JOHN KERRY SAID HIS FAMOUS 1348 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,000 THING WHEN HE GOT BACK FROM THE 1349 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000 VIETNAM WAR, TALKING ABOUT THE 1350 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 LAST MAN TO DIE FOR A MISTAKE 1351 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 AND YOU WANT TO GET PEOPLE OUT 1352 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000 OF PRISON WHO ARE THERE BECAUSE 1353 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000 THEY SHOULDN'T BE FOR MARIJUANA. 1354 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000 [APPLAUSE] 1355 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,000 >> IT WAS STARTED BY STEVE 1356 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 DENZEL WHOSE THE GODFATHER OF 1357 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000 CANNABIS IN CALIFORNIA, I FOUND 1358 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000 OUT THE REAL HISTORY OF 1359 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,000 CANNABIS. 1360 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:53,000 IT'S NEVER BEEN ABOUT THE PLANT 1361 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000 AND WHO'S USING IT. 1362 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 WHAT WE KNOW IN AMERICA, 1363 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,000 MARIJUANA THAT CAME IN THE LAST 1364 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,000 CENTURY, 1910 FROM SAILORS 1365 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 COMING TO NEW ORLEANS AND THEN 1366 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000 THERE IS THE REFUGEES FROM THE 1367 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 MEXICAN REVOLUTION THAT CAME 1368 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000 FROM THE SOUTHERN BORDER AND 1369 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000 AMERICA DIDN'T LIKE THOSE PEOPL 1370 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000 PEOPLE. 1371 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 AND THEY CREATED RACE CONTROL 1372 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,000 WITH THE LAWS, THAT'S WHEN THEY 1373 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000 BEGAN. 1374 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000 THEY WERE TARGETING THE 1375 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000 DISPARITY IN THE COMMUNITY OF 1376 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 COLOR BEING ARRESTED. 1377 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000 THE ENFORCEMENT. 1378 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 >> Bill: I'M SO GLAD YOU 1379 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:35,000 BROUGHT THAT UP. 1380 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 SOMETHING WE COULD HAVE GOT TO 1381 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000 IN THE OTHER DISCUSSION, THE 1382 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 DRUG WAR. 1383 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000 IT'S RESPONSIBLE FOR SO MUCH -- 1384 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000 >> I GOT BUSTED FOR POT TWICE IN 1385 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:47,000 HIGH SCHOOL. 1386 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000 >> Bill: HIGH SCHOOL? 1387 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000 I NEVER EVEN SMOKED IT IN 1388 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000 HIGH SCHOOL, I SAVED MYSELF. 1389 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000 >> AND I DIDN'T GO TO JAIL. 1390 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 AS A WHITE GUY WHO RUNS A POT 1391 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 FARM, I'M MAKING MONEY SELLING 1392 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 POT, I'VE GOT A TV SHOW ON IT, 1393 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000 IT'S ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL, BY 1394 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000 THE WAY. 1395 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:05,000 [LAUGHTER] 1396 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,000 [APPLAUSE] 1397 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,000 I HAVE TO SIT ON MY FARM, I'M 1398 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000 DOING SOMETHING THAT THEY DID. 1399 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 THERE'S 40,000 PEOPLE 1400 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000 INCARCERATED >> Bill: WE GOT 1401 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 TO GET THEM OUT. 1402 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 >> SET THEM FREE! 1403 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 >> Bill: JIM BELUSHI, 1404 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000 EVERYBODY. 1405 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR NEW RULES! 1406 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000 WE EVEN GOT TO THE DRUG WAR. 1407 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000 NEW RULE: FOX NEWS HAS TO STOP 1408 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 TRYING SO HARD TO FIND 1409 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,000 "CELEBRITIES" WHO ARE VOTING FOR 1410 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000 TRUMP. 1411 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000 IT'S JUST SAD. 1412 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000 LAST WEEK'S FRONT-PAGE NEWS WAS 1413 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000 THAT LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD HAS LOST, 1414 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:51,000 SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG. 1415 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 WHO I LOOKED UP ON IMDB AND IT 1416 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:53,000 SAID: "BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF 1417 00:48:53,000 --> 00:49:01,000 ME." 1418 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1419 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000 AND LOOK, I'M GLAD SAMAIRE 1420 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000 ARMSTRONG WON'T BE "BULLIED INTO 1421 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000 SILENCE" BUT NOBODY IS BULLYING 1422 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000 HER. 1423 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 WE'D JUST LIKE HER TO WORK A 1424 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:19,000 LITTLE FASTER ON OUR GRANDE 1425 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,000 CARAMEL LATTE. 1426 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:23,000 TERRIBLE. [LAUGHTER] 1427 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000 NEW RULE: IF YOU'RE SELLING A 1428 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000 HANDBAG ONLINE, THERE ARE TWO 1429 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000 THINGS IT CAN BE: NEW AND FAKE, 1430 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000 OR REAL BUT USED, SO NOT IN 1431 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000 GREAT SHAPE. 1432 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A 1433 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000 "GENTLY LOVED" HANDBAG. 1434 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000 HEATH LEDGER IN BROKEBACK 1435 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:41,000 MOUNTAIN WAS GENTLY LOVED. 1436 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:41,000 [LAUGHTER] 1437 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 THIS, MY FRIEND, IS A SECOND 1438 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,000 HAND PURSE. 1439 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:46,000 [LAUGHTER] 1440 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000 NEW RULE: HUMANS HAVE TO EXPLAIN 1441 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000 HOW THEY'LL DROP WHATEVER IT IS 1442 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000 THEY'RE DOING TO BAND TOGETHER 1443 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 AND SPEND HOURS IN A DESPERATE 1444 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 FIGHT TO RETURN A BEACHED WHALE 1445 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000 TO THE SEA, BUT THEN THEY'LL 1446 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000 WALK BY THIS GUY LIKE, "GET A 1447 00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:04,000 JOB, LOSER." 1448 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,000 [LAUGHTER] 1449 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000 [APPLAUSE] 1450 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 NEW RULE: IF THE SALESMAN SPENDS 1451 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 AN HOUR TELLING ME HOW RELIABLE 1452 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 THE CAR IS, THE MANAGER CAN'T 1453 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 SPEND AN HOUR ON HOW I NEED AN 1454 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:21,000 EXTRA WARRANTY. 1455 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1456 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000 YOU MEAN FOR MY GREAT NEW CAR 1457 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:27,000 THAT'S ALSO A PIECE OF SHIT? 1458 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:27,000 [LAUGHTER] 1459 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:28,000 [APPLAUSE] 1460 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000 NEW RULE: SINCE THE TROPHY FOR 1461 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:43,000 RUSSIA'S "TEACHER OF THE YEAR" 1462 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000 LOOKS LIKE A DICK 1463 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:47,000 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1464 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000 THE AWARD FOR BEST PORN MOVIE 1465 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,000 MUST LOOK LIKE A BOOK. 1466 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000 YOU CAN SEE BY THE LOOK ON THAT 1467 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,000 [LAUGHTER] 1468 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000 TEACHER'S FACE THAT A 1469 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 DICK-SHAPED AWARD MAKES ITS 1470 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:03,000 RECIPIENT VERY HAPPY. 1471 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:04,000 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1472 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000 ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SAID, "I 1473 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000 KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I'M GOING TO 1474 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:12,000 PUT IT." 1475 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1476 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 AND FINALLY NEW RULE. 1477 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 POWER IS LIKE OWNING RABBITS: 1478 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000 THE MORE YOU HAVE, THE EASIER IT 1479 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:22,000 IS TO GET A LOT MORE. 1480 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000 [APPLAUSE] 1481 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000 THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A NEW RULE, 1482 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 IT'S A RULE AS OLD AS TIME, AND 1483 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 IT WAS MY THEME IN THIS SPACE 1484 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,000 TWO YEARS AGO, WHEN ANOTHER 1485 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000 SUPREME COURT VACANCY WAS IN THE 1486 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000 NEWS. 1487 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 THAT THEME - THAT POWER BEGETS 1488 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000 POWER - SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE'S 1489 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000 MIND RIGHT NOW - THE IDEA THAT 1490 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000 WHEN YOU LOSE POWER, YOU'VE NOT 1491 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000 ONLY LOST THAT FIGHT, YOU MADE 1492 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 IT HARDER TO WIN THE NEXT ONE. 1493 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,000 THAT'S HOW POWER WORKS. 1494 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 [APPLAUSE] 1495 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000 WHEN DEMOCRATS LOSE ELECTIONS, 1496 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 THEY LOSE THE ABILITY TO APPOINT 1497 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000 JUDGES - TRUMP HAS APPOINTED A 1498 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 QUARTER OF THE ENTIRE FEDERAL 1499 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000 BENCH, AND UNLIKE HIS WIVES, 1500 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000 THAT'S FOR LIFE. 1501 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:05,000 [LAUGHTER] 1502 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 IN FLORIDA, THE PEOPLE VOTED TO 1503 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000 RESTORE VOTING RIGHTS TO 1504 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 EX-FELONS, BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY 1505 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000 GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE TRUMP 1506 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,000 APPOINTED FIVE OF THE SIX 1507 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 APPEALS JUDGES WHO FOUND A WAY 1508 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000 TO UNDO THAT, AND AS IS SO OFTEN 1509 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 THE CASE, MAKE IT HARDER FOR 1510 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 DEMOCRATS TO VOTE, WHICH MEANS 1511 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000 MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS, WHO 1512 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000 APPOINT MORE CONSERVATIVE 1513 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000 JUDGES. 1514 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 POWER IS A PERPETUATING CYCLE - 1515 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 LIKE WHEN TERMINATORS BUILD MORE 1516 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:36,000 ROBOTS. 1517 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000 [LAUGHTER] 1518 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 OF COURSE DEMOCRATS ARE 1519 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 SCREAMING NOW ABOUT REPUBLICAN 1520 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 HYPOCRISY OVER TRUMP FILLING THE 1521 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 GINSBERG SEAT IN AN ELECTION 1522 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 YEAR: "THEY SAID ONE THING WHEN 1523 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000 IT WAS OBAMA, AND NOW THEY'RE 1524 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000 SAYING THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! 1525 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,000 HOW DO THEY SLEEP AT NIGHT?" 1526 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 I'LL TELL YOU HOW: LIKE A BABY. 1527 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000 BECAUSE LIKE A BABY, THEY HAVE 1528 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000 [APPLAUSE] 1529 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,000 NO MORALS. 1530 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000 AND IF YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT 1531 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 YET, THIS KIND OF COMPLETELY 1532 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000 BALD-FACE, PRE-MEDITATED 1533 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000 HYPOCRISY SHOULD MAKE IT CLEAR: 1534 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000 THERE'S NO CATCHING THEM IN AN 1535 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,000 INCONSISTENCY - THEY DON'T CARE. 1536 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000 BECAUSE IT'S ALL AND ONLY ABOUT 1537 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 POWER. 1538 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:23,000 THE ONLY RULE REPUBLICANS PLAY 1539 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 [APPLAUSE] 1540 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000 BY IS, THE PEOPLE WHO WIN MAKE 1541 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000 THE RULES. 1542 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:35,000 POWER TALKS AND LOSERS WALK. 1543 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000 [APPLAUSE] 1544 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000 NANCY PELOSI'S RESPONSE TO 1545 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,000 STOPPING TRUMP GET A 3RD SEAT ON 1546 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000 THE COURT WAS "WE HAVE ARROWS IN 1547 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 OUR QUIVER THAT I'M NOT ABOUT TO 1548 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 DISCUSS." 1549 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000 GREAT, NOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE 1550 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:58,000 BRINGING ARROWS TO A GUNFIGHT. 1551 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:58,000 [LAUGHTER] 1552 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000 BUT I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANY 1553 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000 ARROWS IN OUR QUIVER. 1554 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,000 I THINK OUR QUIVER IS BARE. 1555 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 THEY HAVE THE POWER AND THEY'RE 1556 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 GOING TO USE IT TO MAKE A COURT 1557 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 WITH SIX CONSERVATIVES, AND WHEN 1558 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 THE 2020 ELECTION WINDS UP IN 1559 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000 THE LAP OF THE COURT, AS THEY'RE 1560 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 PRACTICALLY ALREADY PROMISING IT 1561 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 WILL, GUESS WHO WINS? 1562 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000 WE CAN'T STOP THEM FROM GETTING 1563 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000 THE COURT SEAT, WHICH MEANS WE 1564 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 CAN'T STOP THEM FROM PICKING THE 1565 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 ELECTION WINNER. 1566 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:35,000 IT'S LIKE BEING IN AN ARM 1567 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000 WRESTLING CONTEST: YOU CAN 1568 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 COME BACK FROM HERE. BUT IT'S 1569 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000 ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO COME BACK 1570 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000 FROM HERE. 1571 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000 HOW DIFFERENT IT ALL COULD HAVE 1572 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000 BEEN. 1573 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000 NOT TO RELITIGATE OLD WOUNDS, 1574 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000 BUT ALL THE HILLARY EQUIVOCATORS 1575 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000 FROM 2016 - THE PEOPLE WHO SAID 1576 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000 SHE WAS RACIST, NOT REALLY THAT 1577 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000 DIFFERENT FROM TRUMP, THE ONES 1578 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 WHO VOTED THIRD PARTY, THE ONES 1579 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000 WHO STAYED HOME BECAUSE, YOU 1580 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 KNOW, THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS. 1581 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000 SORRY, BUT YOU ALL HAVE TO EAT 1582 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:10,000 IT ONE MORE TIME. 1583 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:16,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1584 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,000 BECAUSE, OH, HOW I WOULD LOVE ME 1585 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000 SOME OF THAT HILLARY EVIL RIGHT 1586 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:24,000 NOW. 1587 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000 [APPLAUSE] 1588 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000 YOU KNOW, THE EVIL WHERE 1589 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,000 LIBERALS WOULD CURRENTLY HAVE A 1590 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,000 6-3 MAJORITY ON THE COURT. 1591 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000 THE EVIL WHERE PEOPLE WOULDN'T 1592 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 BE FACING HAVING THEIR HEALTH 1593 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000 CARE TAKEN AWAY, OR THEIR RIGHT 1594 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000 TO VOTE, AND WHERE AMERICA 1595 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:42,000 WASN'T SLIDING INTO AUTOCRACY. 1596 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000 [APPLAUSE] 1597 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000 YES, LET'S LOOK AT THE 1598 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000 ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE IF A FEW 1599 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,000 MORE PEOPLE IN 2016 HAD TOLD 1600 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 THEMSELVES, "YEAH, SHE'S NOT MY 1601 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000 FAVORITE, BUT YOU ONLY GET TWO 1602 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 CHOICES IN OUR SYSTEM, IT'S 1603 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 PROBABLY BETTER TO MAKE SURE 1604 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 THIS SANE, COMPETENT PERSON GETS 1605 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000 IN AS OPPOSED TO A MALIGNANT 1606 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:05,000 NARCISSIST." 1607 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 [APPLAUSE] 1608 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 IN THAT UNIVERSE, WE'RE STILL IN 1609 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 THE PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD, AND 1610 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 IRAN'S NUCLEAR PROGRAM IS STILL 1611 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000 FROZEN, AND MAYBE SO IS 1612 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,000 GREENLAND. 1613 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 [LAUGHTER] 1614 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 THERE'S BEEN NONE OF THE 1615 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000 ROLLBACKS ON CLEAN AIR AND 1616 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 WATER, DREAMERS DON'T HAVE TO 1617 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000 WORRY ABOUT GETTING TOSSED OUT 1618 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 OF THE ONLY COUNTRY THEY'VE EVER 1619 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000 KNOWN WILLIAM BARR IS JUST A 1620 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 RIGHT WING CRANK SELF-PUBLISHING 1621 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 A BOOK ON OUR MORAL DECLINE, AND 1622 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 BRETT KAVANAUGH IS DRINKING FROM 1623 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:43,000 HOME. 1624 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000 OH, IT'S A WONDERFUL WORLD, THIS 1625 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 WORLD. 1626 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:53,000 PEOPLE HEARING THE WORDS "PEE 1627 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,000 TAPE" ONLY THINK OF R KELLY, AND 1628 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:56,000 [LAUGHTER] 1629 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 NO ONE HAS NEEDED OR 1630 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000 HEARD OF A PINK PUSSY HAT LET 1631 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000 ALONE TRIED TO KNIT ONE. 1632 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:03,000 [LAUGHTER] 1633 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000 AND LOOK, NO NATION AS 1634 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000 FUNDAMENTALLY UNHEALTHY AS THIS 1635 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000 ONE COULD ESCAPE A PANDEMIC 1636 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000 UNSCATHED, BUT I THINK HILLARY 1637 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,000 WOULD HAVE DONE A LITTLE BETTER 1638 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:19,000 THAN "LET THEM DRINK BLEACH." 1639 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1640 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000 THE SUPREME COURT HEARS ORAL 1641 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 ARGUMENTS TO OVERTURN OBAMACARE 1642 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000 ON NOVEMBER 10TH. 1643 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000 ONCE THIS NEW JUSTICE IS SEATED, 1644 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:37,000 OBAMACARE IS LIKELY GONE, AND 1645 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000 AFTER THAT, ROE VS. WADE. 1646 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000 SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY CARRYING 1647 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000 YOUR RAPE BABY TO TERM, YOU CAN 1648 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000 NAME IT JILL STEIN. 1649 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000 [LAUGHTER] 1650 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000 YES, JOE BIDEN IS FAR FROM A 1651 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000 PERFECT CANDIDATE, AND I HAVE 1652 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 SERIOUS DOUBTS THEY'LL EVER LET 1653 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 HIM TAKE OFFICE, BUT GIVING HIM 1654 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 A VOTE TOTAL SO HUGE IT WILL BE 1655 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000 HARD TO IGNORE IS THE VERY LAST 1656 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 HAIL MARY PASS WE HAVE. 1657 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1658 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000 WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE 1659 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000 BACK OCTOBER 9TH. 1660 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS, 1661 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000 BAKARI SELLERS, COLEMAN HUGHES, 1662 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 JIM BELUSHI AND BERNIE SANDERS. 1663 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:13,000 GOODNIGHT! 1664 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:20,000 AND E.U., THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1665 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:32,000 THANK YOU, GUYS. 1666 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,000 ♪ ♪ 1667 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:41,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1668 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 ♪ ♪