1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:11,000 >> START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:24,000 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:35,980 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:39,000 >> Bill: THANK YOU, HOW ARE 5 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,020 YOU DOING? 6 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,000 [APPLAUSE] 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,020 ALL RIGHT. 8 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:41,980 APPRECIATE IT. 9 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:42,980 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:44,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,000 OKAY. 12 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,980 [LAUGHS] 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:47,020 I KNOW. 14 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:48,980 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 15 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:50,980 I KNOW. 16 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:55,980 [APPLAUSE] 17 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:56,980 I'M HUMBLED. 18 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:59,980 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 19 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:02,980 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAPPY TODAY. 20 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:03,980 [LAUGHTER] 21 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,980 FOUR STATES -- MORE STATES NOW 22 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:06,980 HAVE LEGALIZED MARIJUANA, AND 23 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:09,980 NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON. 24 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:13,980 [APPLAUSE] 25 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:14,980 ALMOST THE WHOLE COUNTRY NOW. 26 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,000 AND THIS NOT ONLY STRIKES A BLOW 27 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:17,960 AGAINST A REPRESSIVE PROHIBITION 28 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,980 THAT HAS COMPROMISED JUSTICE IN 29 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,980 THIS COUNTRY FOR WAY TOO LONG, 30 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:22,980 BUT IT SIGNIFICANTLY EXPANDS 31 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:25,980 WHERE I CAN TOUR. 32 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:28,980 [LAUGHTER] 33 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,980 OREGON, HOW ABOUT THIS, OREGON 34 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:35,980 DECRIMINALIZED COKE, B-17, 35 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:36,980 ECSTASY, AND HEROIN, AND EXPERTS 36 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:39,980 SAY THIS IS A MAJOR WIN FOR 37 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:40,980 CHARLIE SHEEN'S CARGO SHORTS. 38 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:47,980 [APPLAUSE] 39 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,980 BUT -- OKAY, SO LET'S SEE, WHAT 40 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,980 ELSE IS IN THE NEWS. 41 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:52,980 [LAUGHTER] 42 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:53,980 OH, YEAH, BIDEN WON THE 43 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:56,000 ELECTION. 44 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 45 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:22,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 46 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:24,980 NOT THAT WE ARE TAKING SIDES. 47 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,640 I JUST WANT TO REPORT THAT. 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,980 NO MATTER WHO YOU VOTED FOR, WE 49 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:31,000 CAN ALL BE PROUD WE LIVE IN THE 50 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:31,020 THIRD MOST DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY IN 51 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,980 NORTH AMERICA. 52 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:34,980 [LAUGHTER] 53 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:37,980 I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S 4:00, 54 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:44,000 WE GO ON A 7:00 IN THE WEST, THE 55 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,960 NETWORKS ARE STILL TOO CHICKEN 56 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:45,980 SHIT TO CALL IT, BUT PLAINLY, HE 57 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:48,980 HAS WON THIS ELECTION. 58 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,980 ELECTIONS IN AMERICA, THEY ARE A 59 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,980 LOT LIKE LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY 60 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,980 WHEN YOU ARE A LESBIAN. 61 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:58,980 [LAUGHTER] 62 00:02:59,020 --> 00:02:59,980 BETWEEN THE LATE BALLOT AND THE 63 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:02,000 RECOUNT AND THE LAWSUITS AND THE 64 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:02,020 ELECTORAL COLLEGE, IT'S HARD TO 65 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:04,980 ACTUALLY KNOW WHEN YOU'RE 66 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,980 FINISHED. 67 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,980 A [LAUGHTER] 68 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:12,980 [APPLAUSE] 69 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,980 NOW, OF COURSE, UNTIL ALL THE 70 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,980 BALLOTS ARE COUNTED, 71 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:17,980 PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TELLING 72 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:18,980 AVERAGES THAT CALM AND CLASSY 73 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,980 AND RESPECT THE PROCESS -- OF 74 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:21,980 COURSE HE'S NOT. 75 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,980 HE IS THROWING A TANTRUM LIKE 76 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,980 THE 2--TON WHINY LITTLE LITTLE 77 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,980 BITCH HE IS. 78 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:34,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 79 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:35,980 HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT FOR THE 80 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,980 FIRST TIME HE IS ON THE OTHER 81 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:39,980 END OF AN EVICTION NOTICE. 82 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:40,980 [LAUGHTER] 83 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,980 HE DOESN'T -- [LAUGHS] 84 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:44,980 HE DOESN'T LIKE IT THAT HE 85 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,980 PROBABLY WILL LOSE THE POPULAR 86 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:47,980 VOTE BY AS MUCH AS 7 MILLION. 87 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,980 [APPLAUSE] 88 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,980 BIDEN GOT THE LARGEST PERCENTAGE 89 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:53,980 AGAINST AN INCUMBENT SINCE FDR. 90 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:57,980 IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEMOCRAT, 91 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,000 BIDEN, WILL WIN GEORGIA. 92 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,020 GEORGIA. 93 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:01,000 [APPLAUSE] 94 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,980 AND... 95 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,980 AND ALSO, THE MOST CONSERVATIVE 96 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,000 STATE EVER, ARIZONA. 97 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:09,000 ARIZONA. 98 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:17,980 [APPLAUSE] 99 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:18,980 IT SEEMS LIKE ARIZONANS LIKE 100 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:21,000 PRESIDENTS WHO DON'T SHIT ON 101 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,020 JOHN McCAIN, YOU KNOW. 102 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:27,000 [APPLAUSE] 103 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,980 IT'S FUNNY, DURING THE WEEK, 104 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:29,980 WHILE THEY ARE COUNTING AND ALL 105 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:30,980 OF THESE DIFFERENT STATES THAT 106 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,980 ARE STILL OUT, TRUMP'S GOONS 107 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,940 WERE OUTSIDE THE COUNTING CENTER 108 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,980 SAYING "STOP ACCOUNT" IN 109 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,980 PENNSYLVANIA, AND "COUNT THE 110 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:43,000 VOTE" IN ARIZONA. 111 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,020 [LAUGHTER] 112 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:43,980 WHAT DO WE WANT TO? 113 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:44,980 WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 114 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:47,000 NOT NOW. 115 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,020 [LAUGHTER] 116 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:52,980 [APPLAUSE] 117 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:57,980 I MEAN, TRUMP -- TRUMP'S WHOLE 118 00:04:58,020 --> 00:04:59,980 THING, I'VE SEEN SOME PRETTY LOW 119 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,980 THINGS, SOME PRETTY LOW TRICKS 120 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:02,980 BY THE DEMOCRATS, BUT COUNTING 121 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:03,980 ALL THE BALLOTS? 122 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:04,980 [LAUGHTER] 123 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:05,980 THAT IS A BRIDGE TOO FAR. 124 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:07,980 OF COURSE HE IS SAYING IT IS A 125 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:09,000 FRAUD AND A HOAX, AND HE IS 126 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:09,500 SUING. 127 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,980 HE HAS BEEN TELLING US HE'S 128 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,000 GOING TO DO THAT FOR A YEAR. 129 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,960 I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR THREE. 130 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 [APPLAUSE] 131 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,020 AND YET -- 132 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:23,980 [APPLAUSE] 133 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:25,980 AND YET, THE MEDIA IS 134 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:27,980 PERPETUALLY SHOCKED BY THIS. 135 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:28,980 [LAUGHTER] 136 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:29,980 THEY ARE LIKE THE ANNOUNCER AT A 137 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:30,980 WRESTLING MATCH. 138 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,980 OH, MY GOD, HE'S GOING TO HIT 139 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:35,000 HIM WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR! 140 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:35,020 [LAUGHTER] 141 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:37,980 YEAH, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 142 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:42,000 A PUNDIT ON FOX TODAY SAID TRUMP 143 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,020 MAY HAVE THE MAY KNOW MY 144 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:44,980 GREATEST MOMENT OF HIS CAREER, 145 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,980 BRINGING US TOGETHER WITH HIS 146 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,980 CONCESSION SPEECH. 147 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,980 REALLY? 148 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,980 BECAUSE THIS IS MORE LIKE THE 149 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,980 END OF "SCARFACE." 150 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,980 CONCEDE? 151 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:59,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 152 00:05:59,000 --> 00:05:59,020 CONCEDE? 153 00:05:59,020 --> 00:05:59,980 I'LL BE SURPRISED IF HE COMES 154 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,980 OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 155 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,980 [LAUGHTER] 156 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:07,000 BUT LOOK, LET'S BE GRACIOUS IN 157 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:07,500 VICTORY. 158 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I JUST WANT TO SAY, MR. TRUMP, 159 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:10,960 IF YOU ARE WATCHING AS YOU DO 160 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,000 SOMETIMES ACCIDENTALLY. 161 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,020 [LAUGHTER] 162 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:16,880 YOU MAY HAVE LOST THE ELECTION, 163 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:17,980 BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT YOU 164 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:18,980 ALWAYS HAVE, AND THAT IS THE 165 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,980 KNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR FATHER NEVER 166 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:21,980 LOVED YOU AND YOUR MOTHER HAD 167 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:26,980 SEX WITH AN APE. 168 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,000 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. 169 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,020 ROSA BROOKS AND MALCOLM NANCE 170 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:34,980 ARE HERE. 171 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:35,980 BRINGING IT BACK TO THAT, WE HAD 172 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:36,980 TO DO IT. 173 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,000 HE'S CO-FOUNDER OF 174 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,020 THE CENTER FOR HUMANE 175 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,000 TECHNOLOGY, WHO IS FEATURED IN 176 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,960 THE NEW NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY 177 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:40,020 "THE SOCIAL DILEMMA," 178 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:43,980 TRISTAN HARRIS. 179 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:44,980 HEY. 180 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,000 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 181 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 182 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:50,020 OKAY. 183 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:53,980 SO, FIRST OF ALL, WHAT A GREAT 184 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,980 DOCUMENTARY. 185 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:56,980 NOT ALL DOCUMENTARY, THERE ARE 186 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:57,980 SOME REENACTMENTS IN THERE, AND 187 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,980 I'M GOING TO GET THAT IN A 188 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,980 MINUTE, BUT I WANT TO ASK YOU 189 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:02,980 FIRST ABOUT THE ELECTION. 190 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:03,980 EVERYONE WHO VOTED THINKS THEY 191 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,700 MADE A FREE AND FAIR CHOICE. 192 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,020 CERTAINLY FREE. 193 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:06,980 MY FREE WILL. 194 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,980 BUT WHAT YOU ARE GETTING AT IS 195 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:10,980 THAT BECAUSE OF THE MANIPULATION 196 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:12,980 THAT GOES ON FROM SOCIAL MEDIA, 197 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:16,000 WHERE MOST PEOPLE GET THEIR NEWS 198 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:16,000 NOW -- 199 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:16,500 >> YEAH. 200 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:17,980 >> Bill: IT REALLY WASN'T A 201 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:18,980 FREE CHOICE IN EVERY SENSE OF 202 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,000 THE WORD, WAS IT? 203 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,020 >> NO. 204 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,980 THE THING I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO 205 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:25,980 GET HIS WE ARE TEN YEARS INTO 206 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:28,980 THIS WAR WHAT WE HAVE BEEN FED 207 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:29,980 AND INDIVIDUALIZED REALITY, YOU 208 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:32,980 HAD ON HERE A FEW YEARS AGO, WE 209 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,980 GOT 3 BILLION "TRUMAN SHOW." 210 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:35,980 BECAUSE EVERYONE THINGS -- 211 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:36,980 IMAGINE A HUSBAND AND WIFE 212 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,980 COUPLE, THEY FOLLOW THE SAME 213 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:39,980 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK, THEY HAVE 214 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,000 THE SAME FRIENDS THEY OPENED UP 215 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,020 FACEBOOK, THEY SHOULD SEE THE 216 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,000 SAME FEED. 217 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,980 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, THEY 218 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:46,980 WILL ACTUALLY SEE COMPLETELY 219 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:48,000 DIFFERENT REALITIES BASED ON 220 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,020 WHAT THE ALGORITHMS WILL SAY 221 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,980 THIS IS THE THING THAT IS LIKELY 222 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:50,980 TO KEEP YOU HERE. 223 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:51,980 WHAT THAT IT IS TO THE SHARED 224 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,980 REALITY WE HAVE, PUT IT THROUGH 225 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:55,980 PAPER SHREDDER, AND GAVE EACH OF 226 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,980 US A MICRO REALITY IN WHICH WE 227 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:58,980 ARE MORE AND MORE CERTAIN THAT 228 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,980 WE ARE RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE 229 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:02,980 IS WRONG, AND IT'S TOTALLY 230 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:03,980 CONFUSED US. 231 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:05,980 WE ARE SO CONFUSED -- WE ARE TEN 232 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:06,980 YEARS INTO THIS PROCESS NOW. 233 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,000 >> Bill: WHICH NOBODY VOTED 234 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,020 ON. 235 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,980 IT JUST HAPPENED, AND WE COME OF 236 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:11,980 COURSE, ARE ALWAYS SEDUCED BY 237 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:12,980 CONVENIENCE. 238 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,000 NO ONE WANTS TO GIVE UP THE 239 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,020 PHONE. 240 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:16,980 I CAN'T IMAGINE DOING THAT. 241 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:17,980 ONE THING I LOVE THAT YOU 242 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,980 PORTRAY, AS I WAS ALLUDING TO A 243 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:23,000 MINUTE AGO, IN THE MOVIE, YOU 244 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,020 PERSONIFY WHAT AN ALGORITHM IS, 245 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,980 REALLY. 246 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:26,980 AN ALGORITHM IS JUST INSIDE THE 247 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,980 COMPUTER, BUT YOU HAVE THREE 248 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:30,000 ACTORS THERE -- 249 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,980 >> FROM "MAD MEN," IN FACT. 250 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:33,980 >> Bill: RIGHT, THEY ARE 251 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,980 WATCHING THIS GUY ON SCREEN, AND 252 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:38,980 WE SEE THEM MAKING DECISIONS 253 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:39,980 ABOUT HOW THEY CAN MANIPULATE 254 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:40,980 HIM. 255 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,000 OH, WE ARE GOING TO SEND HIM AN 256 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,020 ALERT. 257 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:43,980 OH, WE ARE GOING TO SAY HE GOT A 258 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:44,980 LIKE ON THAT. 259 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:45,980 OH, WE ARE GOING TO TELL THEM 260 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:48,000 THERE IS A WOMAN HE IS 261 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:49,960 INTERESTED IN WITHIN A HUNDRED 262 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,020 FEET. 263 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:51,980 >> OR HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, MAYBE 264 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,400 THAT WILL GET HIM BACK. 265 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,020 >> Bill: WITHOUT PEOPLE 266 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,980 ACTUALLY DOING THAT, THAT IS 267 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:57,980 WHAT'S GOING ON, RIGHT? 268 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,980 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 269 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:00,980 EVEN TAKE -- 270 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:01,980 >> Bill: THAT'S EVIL. 271 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,980 >> IT IS EVIL. 272 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:04,980 BECAUSE OF THIS COMPETITION FOR 273 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:05,980 ATTENTION, THE COMPANY STARTED 274 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:06,980 GETTING REALLY AGGRESSIVE ABOUT 275 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,980 WHAT COULD THEY DANGLE IN FRONT 276 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:09,980 OF YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM TO GET 277 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:10,980 YOU TO COME BACK? 278 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,980 IF YOU EVER TRY TO DELETE YOUR 279 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,980 FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, IT WILL 280 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,980 ACTUALLY SHOW YOU FIVE FRIENDS 281 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:17,980 FACES AND SAYS "ARE YOU SURE YOU 282 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,980 WANT TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT? 283 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:20,980 THESE FIVE PHOTOS, THESE FIVE 284 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,980 FRIENDS ARE GOING TO MISS YOU." 285 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,980 IT'S LIKE A DIGITAL DRUG WAR, 286 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:27,000 WHEN YOU TRY TO LEAVE, THEY TRY 287 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,020 TO DANGLE SOMETHING TO CONVINCE 288 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,980 YOU TO COME BACK. 289 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,980 IT'S DESTROYED OUR MENTAL HEALTH 290 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:31,980 OF OUR TEENAGERS. 291 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:32,980 IT'S POLARIZED OUR SOCIETIES. 292 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:35,980 IT'S ADDICTED EACH OF US, AND IT 293 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,980 IS REALLY WARPED, I THINK, THE 294 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,980 PSYCHE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF 295 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,980 WITH THE SELECTION, BECAUSE MUCH 296 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:42,980 LIKE A PSYCHOTIC PATIENT HAS A 297 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,980 MIND THAT IS FRACTURED AGAINST 298 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,980 ITSELF, OUR NATIONAL PSYCHE IS 299 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:47,980 NOW FRACTURED AGAINST ITSELF. 300 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:48,980 IF YOU LOOK AT THE EXAMPLES, THE 301 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,980 COUNT OF THE VOTE PEOPLE AND THE 302 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:54,980 STOP THE COUNT, THERE'S A GREAT 303 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:58,980 STAT THAT A THIRD OF 304 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:02,000 DEMOCRATS ARE LGBTQ, EVEN 305 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,980 ONLY 6% ARE. 306 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,000 38% OF REPUBLICANS MAKE MORE 307 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,020 THAN $250,000 A YEAR, EVEN 308 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,980 THOUGH IT IS ONLY 2% OF 309 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:14,000 REPUBLICANS MAKE THAT MUCH MONE 310 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,020 MONEY. 311 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,980 WE REALLY HAVE BEEN CONFUSED BY 312 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:16,980 THESE INDIVIDUAL REALITIES THAT 313 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:17,980 HAVE WARPED OUR PERCEPTIONS. 314 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:18,980 >> Bill: END OF THE SEXUALLY 315 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:19,980 DANGEROUS NOW BECAUSE A GREAT 316 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:20,980 DEAL OF THE COUNTRY IT 317 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,980 IS GOING 318 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,000 TO BELIEVE THIS ELECTION IS 319 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:25,020 STOLEN. 320 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:28,980 THAT JOE BIDEN IS NOT A 321 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:29,980 LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT, AND THEN 322 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,980 WHAT HAPPENS? 323 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,980 BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE FACEBOOK 324 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,980 IS GOING TO SHUT THAT SITE DOWN. 325 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,980 OR ARE THEY? 326 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:41,980 YOU'VE TAKEN THE COMPANIES HAVE 327 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,980 NOW TAKEN MOVES WE NEVER 328 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:45,980 SAW UP UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO. 329 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,980 >> A LOT OF PUBLIC PRESSURE. 330 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,980 THERE'S A WEIRD SITUATION IF YOU 331 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:53,980 LET THE FRANKENSTEIN RUN WITHOUT 332 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,980 ANY CONTROLS, GOES VIRAL AND 333 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,980 GETS THE MOST CLICKS AND RIGHT 334 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:01,980 NOW MIKE LIKES THAT REWARDS -- 335 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,980 YOUTUBE, FOR EXAMPLE, 336 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:06,980 RECOMMENDED ALEX JONES' INFO 337 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,940 WARS 15 BILLION TIMES, MORE THAN 338 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,980 THE COMBINED TRAFFIC OF NEW YORK 339 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:13,980 SOMETIMES, GUARDIAN, 340 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:14,980 FOX NEWS, COMBINED. 341 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:15,980 YOU REALIZE THE SCALE OF ALL OF 342 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:16,980 THAT, THEY ARE DANGEROUS BECAUSE 343 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,980 THEY ARE LIKE A TRUST BOMB, THEY 344 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:19,980 WARPED YOUR PERCEPTION OF 345 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,980 EVERYTHING THAT COMES AFTER IT, 346 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,980 AND THE BEST PREDICTOR OF 347 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:24,980 WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN A NEW 348 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:25,980 CONSPIRACY THEORY IS WHETHER I 349 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:26,980 ALREADY GOT YOU TO BELIEVE IN 350 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:27,980 ONE. 351 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,980 ONCE YOU BELIEVE, FOR EXAMPLE, 352 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:30,980 THE ELECTION IS RIGGED OR 353 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:31,980 STOLEN, THEN YOU PERCEIVE 354 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,980 EVERYTHING THROUGH THAT LENS, 355 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,460 AND IT WARPS ALL OF YOUR 356 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,020 PERCEPTIONS. 357 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:36,980 >> Bill: ALSO, I DON'T THINK 358 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:37,980 THEY ARE DOING IT WELL. 359 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:38,980 TWITTER, CAN I READ WHAT WAS 360 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,980 BLOCKED ON TWITTER JUST LAST 361 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:42,980 WEEK? 362 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,000 THIS IS FROM THE HEAD OF U.S. 363 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,020 CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION, 364 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:46,980 MARK MORGAN. 365 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,980 I DON'T REALLY AGREE WITH THIS 366 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:49,980 COMMENT, BUT THIS IS WHAT HE 367 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:50,980 SAID, HE IS TALKING ABOUT THEY 368 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,980 ARE CONTINUING TO BUILD THE WALL 369 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,980 EVERY DAY, WHICH IS HIS DOMAIN. 370 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,980 "EVERY MILE HELPS US STOP GANG 371 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:58,980 MEMBERS, MURDERERS, 372 00:11:59,020 --> 00:11:59,980 SEXUAL PREDATORS AND DRUGS FROM 373 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:00,980 ENTERING OUR COMPANY. 374 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,980 IT'S A FACT, WALLS WORK." 375 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,980 I COULD TAKE ISSUES WITH THINGS 376 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:06,980 THERE, BUT IT IS AN OPINION! 377 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,520 THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN 378 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,020 BLOCKED. 379 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,000 THIS FEEDS INTO THEM. 380 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,020 >> RIGHT. 381 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:11,980 >> Bill: SAYING YOU JUST DON'T 382 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,980 WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING THAT YOU 383 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:14,980 DON'T AGREE WITH. 384 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,980 AND THIS IS A PLATFORM, TWITTER, 385 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:17,980 IT'S ABOUT EXPRESSING OPINIONS. 386 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:18,980 AND HERE SOMEBODY EXPRESSES A 387 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,980 PINION, I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT, 388 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,980 BUT LIKE, MY OPINION IS IT YOURK 389 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,980 ON MY PLATFORM ABOUT OPINIONS. 390 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,980 THAT'S FUCKED UP, TOO. 391 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:29,980 >> IT IS. 392 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:30,980 [APPLAUSE] 393 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:31,980 >> Bill: WOW, I GOT THE 394 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,000 LIBERALS TO APPLY FOR THAT, 395 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,020 GOOD. 396 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,000 >> NO, WE HAVE TO PROTECT 397 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,020 FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 398 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,980 I THINK THE DISTINCTION THAT 399 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:38,980 THEY MAKE IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH 400 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:42,980 IS NOT THE SAME AS FREEDOM TO 401 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,980 REACH, MEETING WE ARE GRANTED 402 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,980 THE RIGHT TO SPEAK, BUT ARE YOU 403 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:46,980 GRANTED A FOOTBALL STADIUM SIZE 404 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,980 AUDIENCE TO SAY ANYTHING YOU 405 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:49,980 WANT WITHOUT ACCOUNTABILITY? 406 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,980 AND WHEN YOU LET THAT BECOME THE 407 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,980 DEFAULT, THAT IS WHAT MAKES UP 408 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:54,980 OUR INFORMATION ENVIRONMENT, 409 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,980 THAT THE DEFAULT INFORMATION ALL 410 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:57,980 OF US ARE CONSUMING IS EACH OF 411 00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:58,980 US GET A FOOTBALL SIZE STADIUM 412 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,000 AND SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT 413 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,020 WITHOUT ANY ACCOUNTABILITY. 414 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:02,980 IMAGINE HOW YOU WOULD FEEL ALL 415 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,980 OF YOUR EX ROMANTIC PARTNERS 416 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:06,980 COULD GET ON A FOOTBALL STADIUM 417 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:07,980 TV SCREEN AND SAY WHATEVER THEY 418 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,980 WANTED WITHOUT ANY 419 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:09,980 ACCOUNTABILITY. 420 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,980 YOU DON'T END UP WITH A HEALTHY 421 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:12,980 INFORMATION ENVIRONMENT. 422 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,980 AND YOU ALSO GET MORE REWARD OF 423 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,000 THE MORE EXTREME THINGS THAT YOU 424 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,020 SAY. 425 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:16,980 AND THE MORE EXTREME THING YOU 426 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,980 SAY, THE MORE LIKES AND 427 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:19,980 FEEDBACKS YOU GET, WHICH FEED 428 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,940 INTO OUR DISTORTION THAT HEY, WE 429 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,980 ARE RIGHT, WE HAVE ALL OF THE 430 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,980 SUPPORTERS, WE ARE THE RIGHTEOUS 431 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,000 SIDE OF HISTORY. 432 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,020 >> Bill: WHAT IS THE ANSWER? 433 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,980 HOW DO YOU PROTECT FREE SPEECH, 434 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:31,980 WHILE ALSO -- [LAUGHS] 435 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,000 NOT LOOKING LIKE YOU ARE 436 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,020 CENSURING. 437 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,980 I SAW TRUMP MADE THAT OUTRAGEOUS 438 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:37,980 STATEMENT YESTERDAY. 439 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:42,000 I NOTICED CNN DIDN'T CUT INTO I 440 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,500 IT. 441 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,980 BUT MSNBC, RIGHT AWAY. 442 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:45,980 >> TAKING AWAY -- 443 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,980 >> Bill: RIGHT AWAY, TO SAY 444 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:48,980 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 445 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:49,980 AND OF COURSE, IT WAS BULLSHIT. 446 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:50,980 BUT THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW IT 447 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,980 IS BULLSHIT, OR HAVE BEEN 448 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:54,980 TRAINED TO NOT SEE THAT IS 449 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:55,980 BULLSHIT -- AND LET'S BE HONEST, 450 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,980 THE UNDERLYING OF ALL OF WHAT WE 451 00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:59,980 ARE TALKING ABOUT IS THE 452 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:02,000 AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO 453 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,020 STUPID TO BE GOVERNED. 454 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,980 [APPLAUSE] 455 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:08,000 THEY HAVE NO BULLSHIT DETECTOR. 456 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,960 THEY BELIEVE A LOT OF KOOKY 457 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,980 STUFF ON THE LEFT COME IN ON THE 458 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:11,980 RIGHT, THEY BELIEVE IN QANON. 459 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,980 I MEAN, THERE IS NO BULLSHIT 460 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,980 DETECTOR, THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE 461 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:17,980 OF THE PAST. 462 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,980 YOU CAN'T SCARE THEM BY SAYING 463 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,000 "TRUMP IS BECOMING A 464 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,020 TOTALITARIAN." 465 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,980 WHAT'S THAT? 466 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,000 YOU KNOW, LIKE EAST GERMANY. 467 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:25,020 WHAT'S THAT? 468 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:25,980 DURING THE COLD WAR. 469 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,980 WHAT'S THAT? 470 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,980 I CAN'T CARE SCARE SOMEONE WITH 471 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,980 THIS IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M 472 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:31,980 TALKING ABOUT. 473 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:36,000 NOT THIS AUDIENCE. 474 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,020 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 475 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:40,980 IT'S TRUE. 476 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:41,980 YOU COME TO THIS SHOW, YOU ARE 477 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,980 NOT THAT GUY, BUT THAT IS WHAT 478 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,980 WE ARE DEALING WITH, RIGHT? 479 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,980 TECHNOLOGY WOULDN'T BE SO SCARY 480 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,000 IF PEOPLE HAD A BETTER BRAIN TO 481 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:50,900 DEAL WITH THAT. 482 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,980 >> RIGHT, BUT WHAT HAS 483 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,000 SOCIAL MEDIA -- 484 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,020 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 485 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,980 >> Bill: WHAT'S THAT? 486 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,980 >> BUT WHAT HAS SOCIAL MEDIA 487 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,000 DONE TO OUR BRAIN? 488 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,780 >> Bill: YES. 489 00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,980 >> SOCIAL MEDIA IS THE 490 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:00,980 DOWNGRADING OF OUR ATTENTION 491 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:01,980 SPAN, CRITICAL THINKING, OUR 492 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:02,980 ABILITY TO FORM AN OPINION ON 493 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:03,980 EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT HYPER 494 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,980 PRESENT, WE DON'T READ BOOKS 495 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,000 ANYMORE, WE HAVE POLARIZATION, 496 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,020 CONSPIRACY THEORIES -- 497 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:12,000 >> Bill: THAT'S A TIME SUCK. 498 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,020 >> ABSOLUTELY. 499 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:12,980 >> Bill: TIME SUCK. 500 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,980 WE JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO 501 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,000 THINGS THAT ARE DEEPER. 502 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,020 >> RIGHT. 503 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:19,980 >> Bill: BECAUSE... 504 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:20,980 >> THE BUSINESS MODEL AS WE ARE 505 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:21,980 THE PRODUCT. 506 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,980 WE ARE WORTH MORE WHEN WE ARE 507 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,980 ADDICTED, DISTRACTED, OUTRAGED, 508 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:26,980 NARCISSISTIC, POLARIZED, AND 509 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,980 DISINFORMED, THAT IF WE ARE 510 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,000 THRIVING AND INFORMED CITIZEN OF 511 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,020 A DEMOCRACY. 512 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,980 THE SAME THING IS TRUE -- A 513 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:33,980 CHILD IS WORTH MORE THAN WHEN 514 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,980 THEY ARE NARCISSISTIC AND 515 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:37,980 ATTENTION SEEKING AND HOW MANY 516 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,000 LIKES THEY HAVE COME OUT RATHER 517 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,020 THAN BEING A FREE, 518 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,980 DEVELOPING KID WITH THEIR 519 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:42,980 FRIENDS. 520 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,980 THE INVENTOR OF THE LIKE BUTTON, 521 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,980 IN THE FILM, HE SAYS IN THE END, 522 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,980 SO LONG AS A WHALE IS WORTH MORE 523 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:50,980 DEAD THAN ALIVE COME AT A TREE 524 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:51,980 WORTH MORE AS A TWO BY FOUR THAN 525 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,980 AS A TREE, A NEW MODEL OF THIS 526 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,000 ATTENTION BUSINESS MODEL, WE ARE 527 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:57,020 AT A WHALE. 528 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:57,980 WE ARE THE TREE. 529 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:01,980 WE ARE THE THING THAT IS BEING 530 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,000 MINED -- 531 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,020 [LOUD NOISE] 532 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:08,980 THAT WAS A BALLOON. 533 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 534 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,980 DID YOU PLAN THAT? 535 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:18,000 >> Bill: IT -- IT WENT 536 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,020 SMOOTHER IN REHEARSAL, BUT I 537 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,980 THOUGHT WE PULLED IT OFF. 538 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:21,980 [LAUGHTER] 539 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:22,980 ALL RIGHT, BUT ONE MORE THING, 540 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:25,980 AND I WILL LET YOU GO. 541 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:26,980 YOU SAID A FEW MINUTES AGO ABOUT 542 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,980 WE DESTROYED THE MINDS OF OUR 543 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:28,980 TEENAGERS. 544 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:29,980 HOW CAN YOU TELL? 545 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,980 >> HOW CAN WE TELL? 546 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:32,980 I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE MAKING 547 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,980 MY POINTS FOR ME. 548 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:39,000 >> Bill: BUT THAT'S A POWERFUL 549 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,000 STATEMENT. 550 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,020 >> YEAH. 551 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:39,980 >> Bill: BECAUSE THEY ARE 552 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,980 GOING TO BE THE LEADERS SOON, 553 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,000 AND THE VOTERS. 554 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,020 >> TEENAGERS AREN'T STUPID. 555 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,000 I WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M REALLY 556 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,020 CLEAR. 557 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,980 I DO NOT WANT TO DO NAIVE MORAL 558 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:47,980 PANICS. 559 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:48,980 WE ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT 560 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,880 TELEVISION, RADIO, VIDEO GAMES, 561 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:51,020 ET CETERA. 562 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:51,980 I PLAYED VIDEO GAMES AND A KID 563 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,000 AND GREW UP ON TECHNOLOGY, I AM 564 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,020 PRO-TECHNOLOGY. 565 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:54,980 THE DIFFERENCE IS THIS 566 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:55,980 TECHNOLOGY, THE BUSINESS MODEL 567 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:56,980 IS CONVERTING US INTO SOMEONE 568 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:59,000 WHO CARES MORE ABOUT THE NUMBER 569 00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,020 OF NEW LIKES AND FOLLOWERS AND 570 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,980 COMMENTS THAT WE HAVE BEEN 571 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:02,980 LIVING OUR LIVES. 572 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,980 SO IF EACH US GET TO PARTICIPATE 573 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,760 IN A SYSTEM THAT PROFITS FROM 574 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,960 SOCIAL PERFORMANCE, WHERE WE 575 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,980 EACH PERFORM, THAT IS WHAT WE'RE 576 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:09,980 DOING WITH OUR TIME, INSTEAD OF 577 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,980 ACTUALLY DOING ANY OF THE OTHER 578 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:12,980 THINGS WE CARE ABOUT. 579 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,460 IF YOU LOOK AT IT FROM A 580 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,980 NATIONAL SECURITY PERSPECTIVE, 581 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:16,980 THE MOST LIKE, THIS IS YOUR 582 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,000 BRAIN, THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON 583 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,020 DRUGS. 584 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:21,000 TAKE THE UNITED STATES BRAIN, 585 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,960 ADD FACEBOOK TO IT, DOWNGRADE 586 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,980 JUST COMPARED TO SOCIETIES LIKE 587 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,000 CHINA OR RUSSIA OR OTHER 588 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,960 COUNTRIES I DON'T DO THAT, THEY 589 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,960 ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE THE SAME 590 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,980 PROBLEMS. 591 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,980 IT'S ACTUALLY A COMPETITION OF 592 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,000 WHO DOWNGRADES THE POPULATION 593 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,020 LEAST. 594 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,980 >> Bill: GREAT JOB, HE DID A 595 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:36,980 GREAT JOB WITH THE MOVIE. 596 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,980 KEEP THE MESSAGE GOING, PEOPLE 597 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:38,980 NEED TO HEAR IT. 598 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,000 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 599 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,020 ♪ ♪ 600 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,980 [APPLAUSE] 601 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,980 HEY! 602 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,980 I WILL NOT TOUCH ANYONE. 603 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:52,980 ♪ ♪ 604 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:53,980 I REALLY DID MY FALL. 605 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:54,980 AALL RIGHT. 606 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,980 SHE IS THE FOUNDER -- THIS 607 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:57,980 FUCKING THING. 608 00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:01,980 GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME. 609 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:03,980 SHE IS THE TRANSLATION INTEGRITY 610 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:04,980 PROJECT AND AUTHOR OF THE 611 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:07,000 FORTHCOMING BOOK? 612 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,960 "TANGLED UP IN BLUE: POLICING 613 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:08,020 THE AMERICAN CITY," OUT IN 614 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,000 FEBRUARY, ROSA BROOKS. 615 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,020 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 616 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,980 [APPLAUSE] 617 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:13,980 AND HE'S A CAREER U.S. 618 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:14,980 COUNTERTERRORISM INTELLIGENCE 619 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:15,980 OFFICER AND MSNBC CONTRIBUTOR, 620 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:21,980 MALCOLM NANCE. 621 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:22,980 IS OVER HERE. 622 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,980 MY FRIEND. 623 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,000 OKAY. 624 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,980 WHILE THE BALLOONS WILL STILL BE 625 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,980 POPPING, I WANT TO MAKE -- WE 626 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,640 HAVE TWO MORE SHOWS FOR THE 627 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,020 YEAR. 628 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,980 WE USUALLY END TODAY, BUT I KNEW 629 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,000 THE ELECTION WAS NOT GOING TO 630 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,020 REALLY BE OVER. 631 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,980 OKAY, SO YOU'RE ON FOR TWO MORE 632 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:39,980 WEEKS AFTER TONIGHT. 633 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:43,000 THE BEST NEWS -- IS IT TWO MORE 634 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,020 WEEKS? 635 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:43,980 YES. 636 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,980 THE BEST NEWS IS, I THINK, 637 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:49,000 DEEP STATE, WHICH I SAY WITH 638 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,020 AFFECTION. 639 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:49,980 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 640 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,000 [LAUGHTER] 641 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,020 >> Bill: RIGHT. 642 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:54,000 WHICH TRUMP HAS BEEN HOLLOWING 643 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,020 OUT. 644 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,980 WE SAW ALL EIGHT FBI LEADERS WHO 645 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,980 WERE THERE, THEY ARE ALL GONE. 646 00:18:59,020 --> 00:18:59,980 I MEAN, CHAD WALLACH IS HEAD OF 647 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,980 HOMELAND SECURITY. 648 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,980 JOHN RATCLIFFE IS THE DIRECTOR 649 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,980 OF INTELLIGENCE. 650 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,000 THESE ARE STOOGES. 651 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:09,020 BILL BARR. 652 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:09,980 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ASKING, HOW 653 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,980 DEEP DOES THIS GO? 654 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,980 NOT TO THE LEVEL OF LOCAL 655 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,980 ELECTION OFFICIALS. 656 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,000 THESE PEOPLE DID THEIR JOB. 657 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,020 WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT BAD. 658 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:22,980 [APPLAUSE] 659 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,000 NOW, ANOTHER FOUR YEARS? 660 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,020 MAY BE. 661 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:28,980 YOU KNOW, WE ARE NOT, YOU KNOW, 662 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,980 IRAQ, SADDAM AND HIS SONS. 663 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,980 DON JR. AND ERIC, THEY RAN THAT 664 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,980 COUNTRY. 665 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:36,980 [LAUGHTER] 666 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:37,980 AND BACK INTO IRAQ, THE ELECTION 667 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:41,000 OFFICIALS WOULD ALL HAVE TO BE 668 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,020 BAATH PARTY MEMBERS. 669 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,980 WE ARE NOT THERE YET, RIGHT? 670 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:48,000 >> NO, ALL PROCESS DOES NOT 671 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,020 SUCK. 672 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,980 >> Bill: RIGHT. 673 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:49,980 >> IN ARIZONA, A REPUBLICAN 674 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:50,980 LEGISLATURE AND GOVERNOR, AND WE 675 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,980 STILL HAVE THE ELECTION 676 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,980 OFFICIALS SAYING "HEY, SHUT UP, 677 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:55,980 THINGS ARE FINE, THERE IS NO 678 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,980 FRAUD." 679 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:57,980 THE SAME IS TRUE IN GEORGIA. 680 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,980 THE ONLY PERSON SAYING THE 681 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,000 ELECTION HAS BEEN STOLEN IS 682 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:02,020 BASICALLY DONALD TRUMP AND HIS 683 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:02,980 STOOGES. 684 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:03,980 AND I KEEP THINKING, WHO DO YOU 685 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:07,000 THINK IS STEALING THE ELECTION, 686 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:07,020 THE VOTERS? 687 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,000 >> Bill: WELL, HE SAID -- 688 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,020 [LAUGHTER] 689 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:11,980 [APPLAUSE] 690 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:12,980 TO BE FAIR, WHAT HE SAID IS 691 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:16,980 THAT, "WE HAVE CLAIMED" -- I 692 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:20,000 LOVE THAT, WHAT IS HE, BALBOA? 693 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,020 [LAUGHTER] 694 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,980 "WE HAVE CLAIMED MICHIGAN." 695 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:26,980 SO, WILL ANYONE, FOX NEWS, ANY 696 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,980 REPUBLICAN -- WILL ANYONE TELL 697 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,980 HIM "YOU LOST!" 698 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,980 WILL ANYONE GO TO HIM LIKE THEY 699 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,980 WENT TO NIXON DURING WATERGATE? 700 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,980 REMEMBER, THOSE FOUR SENATORS, 701 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,760 BARRY GOLDWATER, I THINK, WAS 702 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,980 ONE OF THEM, AND THEY TOLD HIM, 703 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,980 "YOU ARE OUT, BUDDY." 704 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:44,980 WILL ANYONE DO THAT TO HIM? 705 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:45,980 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING, 706 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,980 BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL LAST NIGHT 707 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:49,980 WATCHING ELECTION COVERAGE, AND 708 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:50,980 YOU KNOW, THERE IS THIS 709 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:51,980 RELUCTANCE TO COME OUT AND SAY 710 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:53,980 WHAT WE ALL KNOW. 711 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,980 I MEAN, THESE COUNTS IN OTHER 712 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:59,980 STATES WERE EASILY THROWN AND 713 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:00,980 CALLED BY OTHER NEWS 714 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:01,980 ORGANIZATIONS, BUT THEY WON'T DO 715 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,400 IT FOR THESE LAST FOUR. 716 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,980 AND, IN FACT, TO BE QUITE 717 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:06,980 HONEST, YOU CALLED THE ELECTION. 718 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:10,000 >> Bill: YES, I HAVE CALLED 719 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,020 THE ELECTION. 720 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,980 EXACTLY. 721 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:12,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 722 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:14,980 >> YOU HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VOICE 723 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:15,980 IN MEDIA TO ACTUALLY COME OUT 724 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,980 AND SAY "JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN 725 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:18,980 ELECTED." 726 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,980 >> Bill: IT'S OBVIOUS, HE DID. 727 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:20,980 >> IT LOOKS THAT WAY. 728 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:21,980 IT DOES LOOK THAT WAY. 729 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,980 >> Bill: YES, THERE IS NOT 730 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:27,000 GOING TO BE A GIANT UPSWING IN 731 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,020 VOTES FROM PHILADELPHIA FOR 732 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:27,980 TRUMP. 733 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:28,980 [LAUGHTER] 734 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:29,980 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 735 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,980 THE DIFFERENCE IS, YOU KNOW, I 736 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,980 MENTIONED TO NIXON, THEY ONCE 737 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,980 ASKED TRUMP ABOUT NIXON, AND HE 738 00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,980 SAID, THIS IS TRUMP'S EXACT 739 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,980 WORDS, HE SAID "I LEFT, I DON'T 740 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,000 LEAVE, BIG DIFFERENCE." 741 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,020 REMEMBER THOSE WORDS. 742 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:46,000 "HE LEFT, I DON'T LEAVE, BIG 743 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,020 DIFFERENCE." 744 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,980 >> THE MOST HOPEFUL SIGN TO ME 745 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,980 RIGHT NOW, I'M USUALLY THE ONE 746 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,980 PREDICTING DOOM AND APOCALYPSE 747 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,980 AND CATASTROPHE, BUT WE HAVE 748 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,980 SEEN SOME RATS SWIMMING AWAY 749 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,980 FROM THE SINKING SHIP -- 750 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:00,980 >> Bill: SOME. 751 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,980 >> SOME G.O.P. OFFICIALS, LIKE, 752 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,980 NO, NO, NO IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE 753 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:06,000 WE HAVE TO COUNT THE VOTES, 754 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,500 SHUT UP. 755 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,980 TO ME, THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. 756 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:09,980 I THINK IT IS NOT ACTUALLY 757 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,980 IMPOSSIBLE WE SEE THE KIND OF 758 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:12,980 NIXON INTERVENTION WHERE TRUMP 759 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,980 IS STILL STAMPING HIS FEET AND 760 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,980 SULKING AND HAVING TANTRUMS AND 761 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,980 WE GET, MAYBE EVEN MITCH 762 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,980 McCONNELLS OF THE WORLD SAY, 763 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:21,980 "DUDE, YOU ARE GONE." 764 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,980 >> Bill: I DON'T KNOW, 48% OF 765 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:25,980 THE PEOPLE VOTED -- MAYBE THAT 766 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:27,980 WILL GO DOWN -- BUT THAT IS A 767 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,000 LOT OF PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR 768 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,020 DONALD TRUMP. 769 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,980 A LOT OF THEM, AS WE WERE JUST 770 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,980 TALKING ABOUT, INC. THIS IS 771 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,980 ILLEGITIMATE. 772 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,980 NIXON DIDN'T HAVE THAT GOING FOR 773 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:41,000 HIM. 774 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,960 AND, I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR A 775 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,020 LONG TIME, BUT I DON'T THINK 776 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,980 TRUMP IS GOING -- I DON'T KNOW 777 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,980 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT WE 778 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:46,980 HAVE A STALKER NOW, WHETHER HE 779 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:50,980 IS THE PRESIDENT, OR NOT THE 780 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:53,980 PRESIDENT, HE IS THE EX-HUSBAND 781 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:54,980 WHO KILLS HIS FAMILY ON 782 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:56,980 CHRISTMAS EVE. 783 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,980 [LAUGHTER] 784 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,980 SERIOUSLY. 785 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:01,980 HE'S O.J., AND HE DOES NOT LIKE 786 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:04,980 SEEING AMERICA DRIVING AROUND -- 787 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:09,000 >> PRIVATE ISLAND, NO 788 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,020 EXTRADITION TREATY, PRIVATE 789 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,980 ISLAND, HOW ABOUT THAT? 790 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,980 >> YOU KNOW, THIRD WORLD LEADERS 791 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:14,980 USED TO TAKE A BILLION DOLLARS 792 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,980 AND WOULD RUN OFF TO THE FRENCH 793 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,000 RIVIERA. 794 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,020 >> YEAH. 795 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:18,980 >> AND SETTLE. 796 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:19,980 THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN WITH 797 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:20,980 DICTATORS ANYMORE. 798 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,980 IN EGYPT, ALL THESE GUYS COULD 799 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,980 HAVE TAKEN THEIR MONEY AND GONE. 800 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:27,980 DONALD TRUMP IS LIKE THEM. 801 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:28,980 HE WANTS TO STAY HERE, HE WANTS 802 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,000 TO BE PART OF THE SYSTEM. 803 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,980 >> Bill: RIGHT. 804 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,020 >> Bill: . 805 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:32,980 >> A BETTER ANALOGY WOULD HAVE 806 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,980 BEEN SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY, 807 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,980 RIGHT, WITH THE TOWELS. 808 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,980 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE JOE, KAMALA 809 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,000 KAMALA, DONALD, EVERY MORNING 810 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,020 YOU COME AND THERE'S GOING TO BE 811 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,980 AN EXTRA TOWEL IN YOUR BATHROOM. 812 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,980 AS FUNNY AS ALL THIS SEEMS, WE 813 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:49,000 ARE GOING TO HAVE A REALLY 814 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,020 SERIOUS PROBLEM -- 815 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,980 >> Bill: YEAH. 816 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:51,980 >> WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A 817 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:53,980 POLITICAL PARAMILITARY 818 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,980 INSURGENCY. 819 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:55,980 IN WHICH DONALD TRUMP WILL BE 820 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,980 SADDAM HUSSEIN, WE ALREADY GOT 821 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,980 HIS SONS AND HIS DAUGHTERS. 822 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:02,980 >> Bill: SO YOU ARE STAYING 823 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,980 MILITARY, PARAMILITARY, IN OTHER 824 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:09,980 WORDS, NOT ACTUAL MILITARY. 825 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:10,980 THEY HAVE THEIR BOOGALOO BOYS. 826 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,980 >> BOOGALOO BOYS, PROUD BOYS, 827 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:19,000 THE REST OF THE VANILLA ISIS 828 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:19,020 CREW. 829 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,980 >> Bill: REMEMBER, HE CALLS 830 00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,980 HIM "THE ROUGH PEOPLE," BIKERS. 831 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:25,980 >> THE PROBLEM IS, THESE CONVOYS 832 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,980 WE SAW IN THE RUN-UP TO THE 833 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,980 ELECTION, WHAT I AM MOST 834 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,980 CONCERNED ABOUT -- 835 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:31,980 >> Bill: PROUD BOYS. 836 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:35,980 >> THESE ISIS-LIKE TRUMP 837 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:37,980 CONVOYS, TRUCKS OUT THERE, WHAT 838 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,000 HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "WE 839 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,020 DON'T RECOGNIZE JOE BIDEN'S 840 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,980 ELECTION -- BOTH 841 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:45,980 >> Bill: EXACTLY. 842 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,980 >> THEY START BLOCKING HIGHWAYS. 843 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,980 >> Bill: THEY ARE NOT NOW? 844 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:52,980 >> WE HAVE SEEN SOME IN 845 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,000 MARICOPA COUNTY WITH ALEX 846 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,020 JONES -- 847 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:57,000 >> Bill: THERE ARE STATES WITH 848 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,020 OPEN CARRY. 849 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,980 >> YEAH, THERE ARE STATES WITH 850 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:58,980 OPEN CARRY, BUT WE ARE TALKING 851 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,980 ABOUT MOVING FROM THE LEGAL 852 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,760 REALM TO THEM BELIEVING THEIR 853 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:08,000 WORLD IS LEGITIMATE, AND THEIR 854 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,020 WORLD, DONALD TRUMP REMAINS 855 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:08,980 PRESIDENT. 856 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:09,980 >> Bill: THERE IS NOT A WORLD 857 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:13,980 WHERE THE REPUBLICANS HAVE A 858 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,000 "COME TO JESUS" MEETING. 859 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,020 [LAUGHTER] 860 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,980 AND THEY ALL GET IN A ROOM, 861 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:19,980 MITCH McCONNELL, AND THEY SAY 862 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:20,980 TO THEMSELVES, "LOOK, WE GOT OUT 863 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,000 OF THIS GUY AS MUCH AS WE COULD 864 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,020 HAVE HOPED. 865 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:25,000 WE GOT THREE SUPREME COURT 866 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,960 PICKS, WE THREW A GOOD SCARE 867 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:33,980 INTO THE LIB TARDS, LET'S CUT OR 868 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:35,980 LOSSES -- NO, BECAUSE OF THE 869 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:37,980 PEOPLE IN THE STREETS. 870 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,980 >> I'M MORE OPTIMISTIC THAN YOU, 871 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:41,000 MALCOLM, WHICH IS REALLY 872 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:41,020 UNUSUAL, TRUST ME. 873 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:43,980 BUT I THINK, YOU KNOW, HOPE FOR 874 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,980 THE BEST, PREPARE FOR THE WORST. 875 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,940 THE SCENARIO YOU OUTLINED IS NOT 876 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:48,980 IMPOSSIBLE, WE NEED TO TAKE IT 877 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,980 REALLY, REALLY SERIOUSLY, BUT IT 878 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:51,980 IS ALSO NOT INEVITABLE. 879 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:52,980 I THINK MOST OF THE REPUBLICANS 880 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:54,980 IN CONGRESS, ALL OF THE EVIDENCE 881 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:55,980 IS THEY SECRETLY HATE TRUMP'S 882 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:56,980 THOUGHTS, THEY WILL BE SO HAPPY 883 00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:59,980 TO SEE THE LAST OF HIM, 884 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:00,980 THEIR INCENTIVES ARE STARTING TO 885 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,980 DIFFER FROM HIS, THEY ARE 886 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:05,000 BEGINNING TO THINK, "YOU KNOW 887 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:05,020 WHAT, MAYBE MY -- 888 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:07,980 >> Bill: BUT THEIR VOTERS, 889 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:08,980 THEIR VOTERS LIKE HIM BETTER 890 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:10,980 THAN THEY LIKE THEM. 891 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:13,980 >> THIS GOES BACK TO HEAR WITH 892 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,980 KRISTEN. 893 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:17,980 THERE IS GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS, 894 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:18,980 AND IT DOVETAILS WITH WHAT 895 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:19,980 MALCOLM SAID. 896 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:21,980 THE GOOD NEWS IS I DON'T THINK 897 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,980 THE 48% OF PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR 898 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,980 TRUMP ARE NUTS. 899 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:25,980 I THINK A LOT OF THEM ARE 900 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:26,980 MISINFORMED BECAUSE OF ALL OF 901 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:30,980 THE ISSUES TRISTAN RAISED. 902 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:32,980 I DON'T THINK THEY WANT TO SEE A 903 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:33,980 CIVIL WAR. 904 00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:35,980 THERE IS BAD NEWS -- MALCOLM 905 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,980 LOKNOWS THIS MORE THAN I DO -- U 906 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:40,000 LOOK AT ISIS AND AL QAEDA AND 907 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,020 OTHER TERRORIST GROUPS, YOU 908 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,980 DON'T NEED TO HAVE A MAJORITY OF 909 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,980 PEOPLE SUPPORTING THEM OR EVEN A 910 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:45,980 PLURALITY, JUST A REALLY TINY 911 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,820 GROUP THAT IS REALLY RUTHLESS, 912 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,980 REALLY WELL ARMED, REALLY 913 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:49,980 WELL-FINANCED, AND REALLY 914 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:50,980 ORGANIZED, TO CAUSE HAVOC IN A 915 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,980 SOCIETY FOR QUITE A WHILE. 916 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,980 THAT SAID, I DON'T THINK WE ARE 917 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,980 THERE IN THIS COUNTRY YET. 918 00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,980 I THINK, RIGHT NOW, THOSE 919 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:00,980 ORGANIZED RIGHT WING MILITIA 920 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,980 GROUPS ARE NOT VERY ORGANIZED, 921 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,980 FRANKLY, THEY ARE VERY MESSED 922 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:04,980 UP. 923 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,000 >> Bill: DO THEY NEED TO BE 924 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,020 ORGANIZED? 925 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,980 >> THEY KIND OF DO, BECAUSE THEY 926 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:08,980 KEEP GETTING CAUGHT, THEY KEEP 927 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:11,000 SCREWING UP SCREWING UP. 928 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:11,020 >> Bill: WELL. 929 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:14,000 >> AND OUR JOB -- AND THAT COULD 930 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,020 CHANGE. 931 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:14,980 MALCOLM, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT 932 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,980 TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS, 933 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:17,980 BECAUSE THIS COULD CHANGE. 934 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:18,980 OUR JOB IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS IS 935 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,980 TO MAKE DAMN SURE THAT THOSE 936 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:22,980 GUYS DON'T GO FROM BEING A BUNCH 937 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,980 OF CLASSES TO BEING AN ORGANIZED 938 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:26,980 GROUP. 939 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:27,980 >> THIS IS WHY I WAS SAYING IT 940 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:30,980 IS MORE LIKE A PARAMILITARY, 941 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:33,000 POLITICAL PARAMILITARY 942 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:33,020 INSURGENCY. 943 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:36,980 PHASE ONE INSURGENCY STARTS OFF 944 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,760 WITH IN A CERTAIN POPULATION, 945 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:39,020 AND THEN A SUPPORTIVE TERRORIST 946 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:41,980 OR PARAMILITARY -- 947 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:42,980 >> Bill: THE BAT PARTY. 948 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,980 >> I'VE SAID MANY TIMES THIS 949 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:49,980 WEEK, WE ARE LOOKING AT BAGHDAD, 950 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:50,980 APRIL, 2003, WHERE THE BAATH 951 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:54,000 PARTY DISAPPEARS AFTER THEY ALL 952 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,020 LOSE THEIR JOBS -- 953 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,980 >> Bill: RIGHT. 954 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:55,980 >> THERE IS NO IRAQI ARMY 955 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:57,980 ANYMORE, AND WE THINK WE HAVE 956 00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:58,980 OCCUPIED THIS COUNTRY. 957 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:01,980 AND THEN COME OUT OF NOWHERE 958 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:02,980 COMES THIS LOW-GRADE INSURGENCY. 959 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:03,980 GRANTED, A LOT OF THESE GUYS 960 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:05,980 WERE A BUNCH OF ROOMS WITH 961 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,000 RIFLES, AND THIS IS WHY WE FUND 962 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,960 S.W.A.T. TEAMS, RIGHT? 963 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,980 TO HANDLE PEOPLE WHO WORK 964 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:12,980 OUTSIDE OF THE LAW, BUT IN THEIR 965 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:13,980 MIND -- THIS GOES TO WHAT 966 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,980 TRISTAN WAS SAYING -- THEY LIVE 967 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,980 IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY, WHICH 968 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,980 HAS BEEN CRAFTED BY THEIR OWN 969 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,980 PROPAGANDA, WHICH HAS BEEN USING 970 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:24,000 THIS SOCIAL MEDIA DISTRIBUTION 971 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,920 SYSTEM, TO ALLOW THEM TO BELIEVE 972 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,980 THAT THERE AMERICA IS THE WE, 973 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:31,980 THE PEOPLE AMERICA OF THE 974 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:32,980 REVOLUTION, AND I'M SORRY, THESE 975 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:33,980 GUYS THINKS THEY ARE THE SONS OF 976 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:34,980 LIBERTY. 977 00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:37,980 >> Bill: OH, I KNOW THEY DO. 978 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,980 >> YOU SEE THEM SAYING WE SHOULD 979 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:40,980 TAR AND FEATHER PEOPLE. 980 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:41,980 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE 981 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,000 69 MILLION PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR 982 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,020 DONALD TRUMP. 983 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,980 I'M GOING TO CHANNEL MY INNER 984 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:47,980 EDDIE CLOUD AND JASON JOHNSON. 985 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,980 THEY HAVE BEEN ON AIR SAYING 986 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:50,980 THIS. 987 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:51,980 THESE PEOPLE HAVE REVEALED 988 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:54,980 THEMSELVES FOR THE RACIST THAT 989 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,980 THEY ARE, FOR THE TRIBALISTS 990 00:28:57,020 --> 00:29:00,980 THAT THEY ARE, THEY DON'T CARE 991 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,980 ABOUT E PLURIBUS UNUM, FOR MANY, 992 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,980 ONE, THEY CARE ABOUT, "I GOT 993 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:06,980 MINE, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T 994 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:07,980 GET ANYTHING OF YOURS." 995 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,980 >> Bill: YOU THINK THAT IS 996 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:10,980 EVERY TRUMP VOTER? 997 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,980 >> THEY VOTED FOR THIS, 998 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:14,980 CONSCIOUSLY, KNOWING WHAT 999 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:17,000 DONALD TRUMP STOOD FOR FOR THE 1000 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:17,960 LAST FOUR YEARS. 1001 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,020 THEY KNOW HIM! 1002 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,980 [APPLAUSE] 1003 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:24,000 LOOK, THEY ALMOST -- ALMOST A 1004 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,960 LEVEL OF FANATICISM I'VE ONLY 1005 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,980 SEEN IN SOME CULT GROUPS AND 1006 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:27,980 RELEASED TERRORIST GROUPS. 1007 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,000 >> I'M GOING TO DISAGREE WITH 1008 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,980 >> PLEASE DO. 1009 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,020 THAT -- 1010 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:31,980 >> I BELIEVE THIS WAS BACK TO 1011 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,980 TRISTAN'S POINT, RIGHT? 1012 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,000 EVERYONE IS IN THEIR INFORMATION 1013 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,500 BUBBLE. 1014 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 I TALKED TO TRUMP VOTERS, THEY 1015 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,020 ARE LIKE PARALLEL LINES, THEY 1016 00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:39,980 DON'T INTERSECT. 1017 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,980 THEY ARE IN THEIR WORLD, WE ARE 1018 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,980 IN OUR WORLD, WE THINK SOME 1019 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:44,980 REASON OUR WORLD IS 1020 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:45,980 REALITY-BASED AND THEIR'S IS 1021 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:46,980 NOT, BUT THEY ARE LOOKING AT 1022 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:47,980 STUFF, THEY ARE LOOKING AT ALL 1023 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,000 OF THIS CRAP, AND THEIR READING, 1024 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,980 LIKE, "TRUMP HAS DONE MORE FOR 1025 00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,000 THE BLACK PEOPLE THAN ANYONE 1026 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,960 SINCE ABE LINCOLN." 1027 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,980 THERE LIKE, WOW, THAT IS GREAT, 1028 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:56,980 THAT IS AWESOME, HE IS NOT 1029 00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:58,980 RACIST, LOOK HOW GOOD HE HAS 1030 00:29:59,020 --> 00:29:59,980 BEEN. 1031 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:02,980 AND THEY ARE BEING FED A LINE OF 1032 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,980 CRAP, YES, BUT AS TRISTAN SAID, 1033 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:05,980 EVERY ALGORITHM IS FEEDING THEM 1034 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:07,980 AT CRAP, AND IF THAT IS ALL YOU 1035 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:09,980 ARE HEARING, UNCLE JOE AND UNCLE 1036 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:10,980 BOB SAY THE SAME THING, AND 1037 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:11,980 COUSIN MARY SAYS THE SAME THING, 1038 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:12,980 AND THE GUY AT THE HARDWARE 1039 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,980 STORE SAYS THE SAME THING, AND 1040 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:16,980 ONE OF THE REALLY SINISTER 1041 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,980 THINGS THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING IS 1042 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,980 THE FAR RIGHT HAS BEEN BUYING UP 1043 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:21,980 DYING RADIO -- DYING LOCAL RADIO 1044 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,980 AND TV STATIONS, KEEP THE SAME 1045 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,760 LOGO, KEEP THE SAME BRANDING, 1046 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,980 90% OF IT IS STILL COVERAGE OF 1047 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:27,980 BAKE SALES AND HIGH SCHOOL 1048 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,980 FOOTBALL GAMES, 10% IS QANON 1049 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,980 CRAZY, YOU KNOW, BUT IT IS SORT 1050 00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:33,980 OF LIKE IF SOMEONE BOUGHT OUT 1051 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,820 MPR OR WHATEVER, AND WE DIDN'T 1052 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,980 KNOW, AND 10% IS NUTS, WE'D BE 1053 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,000 LIKE, "OH, SHIT, THAT IS 1054 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,600 TERRIBLE." 1055 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,980 I DON'T THINK IT IS THAT PEOPLE 1056 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,980 ARE DUMB, I THINK IT IS THAT 1057 00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:46,000 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, HOW DO WE KNOW 1058 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,020 WHAT WE KNOW? 1059 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,980 WE KNOW WHAT WE KNOW BECAUSE 1060 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:49,980 PEOPLE WE TRUST TALK TO US, AND 1061 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:50,980 IF EVERYONE YOU TRUST IS BEING 1062 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,980 FED THE SAME SHIT, THEN, YOU 1063 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:54,980 KNOW -- 1064 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:55,980 >> Bill: TRUMP DID A LOT. 1065 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:56,980 CAN I -- 1066 00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,000 PAUSE 1067 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,980 [APPLAUSE] 1068 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:05,000 TRUMP DID A LOT BETTER THAN THE 1069 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:13,980 BLACK VOTE THAN LAST TIME? 1070 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:15,000 >> WE DON'T KNOW THE OUTCOME OF 1071 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,020 THE EXIT POLLS WERE PEOPLE WHO 1072 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,000 SHOWED UP AT THE POLLS. 1073 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:16,020 100 MILLION AMERICANS ACTUALLY 1074 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:16,980 VOTED BY MAIL, SO I'M NOT SURE I 1075 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:17,980 BUY THAT. 1076 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:18,980 THAT'S IN THE SAME THREAT OF 1077 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:19,980 PROPAGANDA WE DO NOT GENERALLY 1078 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:23,980 GET FROM PRESE CONSERVATIVE SPIE 1079 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:24,980 ON THIS I READ IN 1080 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:25,980 "THE NEW YORK TIMES." 1081 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:27,980 >> [LAUGHS] 1082 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:28,980 >> Bill: NOT CONSERVATIVE. 1083 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:29,980 >> THEY ARE ONLY GOING WITH THE 1084 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,980 DATA THEY CAN GET ON ELECTION 1085 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,000 DAY, AND WE ARE ONLY GETTING THE 1086 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,020 VOTES THAT WON'T SHOW ON 1087 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,980 ELECTION DAY. 1088 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:37,000 >> Bill: SEE YOU JUST DENY THE 1089 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,000 PREMISE? 1090 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,020 >> NO. 1091 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,980 >> Bill: MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT, 1092 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:40,580 THAT IS TRUE, THE MAIL AND 1093 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,980 VOTES, MAYBE WE DON'T KNOW. 1094 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,980 >> WE DON'T KNOW. 1095 00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:44,980 >> FOR ONE THING THAT IS FOR 1096 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:49,000 SURE IS THAT THE FAR RIGHT, THE 1097 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,020 EXTREMIST, VIOLENT, WHITE 1098 00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:54,980 SUPREMACIST FAR RIGHT, HAS BEEN 1099 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:56,980 RAGING IN INSURGENCY WARFARE, 1100 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:57,980 PRIMARILY INFORMATION WARFARE 1101 00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:58,980 FOR SEVERAL YEARS, AND MALCOLM, 1102 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:00,940 YOU HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT ABOUT 1103 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,980 THIS, AND I THINK IT HAS TAKEN 1104 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,980 UNTIL QUITE RECENTLY FOR 1105 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,980 DEMOCRATS, THE LEFT, CENTER, TO 1106 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:06,980 EVEN WAKE UP AND NOTICE. 1107 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:09,980 SO, THEY ARE SO FAR AHEAD, IN 1108 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,980 TERMS OF SOPHISTICATION AND 1109 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:12,980 CREATIVITY, OBVIOUSLY OUR SITE 1110 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:14,980 IS KIND OF CONSTRAINED BY THIS 1111 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:15,980 SORT OF QUAINT LOYALTY TO 1112 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:16,980 TELLING THE TRUTH. 1113 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:17,980 THEIR SIDE IS NOT. 1114 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:20,000 >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING 1115 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:20,960 HERE I'LL TELL YOU SPY STUFF 1116 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:21,980 HERE APPEARED TO OR MAYBE PEOPLE 1117 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:23,980 SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY, YOU 1118 00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:24,980 KNOW? 1119 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,940 I THINK HE IS A TERRIBLE LEADER, 1120 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,980 BUT I DON'T THINK IT IS TERRIBLE 1121 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:30,980 THERE IS DIVERSITY IN THE BLACK 1122 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,980 COMMUNITY, OR IN ANY COMMUNITY. 1123 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,980 [APPLAUSE] 1124 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,980 >> I MEAN, I WAS A COLIN POWELL 1125 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:38,980 CONSERVATIVE WAY BACK THEN, NOW 1126 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:41,000 CALLED FAR LEFT LIBERAL, RIGHT? 1127 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,980 LET ME TELL YOU SOME SPY STUFF, 1128 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,980 I WORKED THE RWANDA MISSION BACK 1129 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:47,980 WHEN RWANDA HAD ITS GENOCIDE. 1130 00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:48,980 >> Bill: WOW. 1131 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:49,980 >> IN THE RUN-UP TO THAT, COME 1132 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:53,980 IN FRENCH LANGUAGE, ALL OF THE 1133 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:55,980 RADIO BROADCAST, WAS USING WHAT 1134 00:32:56,020 --> 00:33:00,000 WE CALLED "ELIMINATION NEST 1135 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:00,020 RHETORIC." 1136 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:00,980 >> Bill: BERMAN. 1137 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:01,980 >> ELIMINATIONIST RHETORIC. 1138 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:05,980 I SEE THAT RHETORIC ALL DAY AS I 1139 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,980 MONITOR RIGHT WING SITES AND IT 1140 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,980 IS STARTING TO PERCOLATE INTO 1141 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,980 THE MAINSTREAM A PUBLICAN PARTY. 1142 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:12,980 >> Bill: QANON IS IN CONGRESS. 1143 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:15,980 >> BY NEXT YEAR, I EXPECT THE 1144 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:16,980 REPUBLICANS PARTY WILL BE THE 1145 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,980 QANON PLATFORM, ALL DEMOCRATS 1146 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:20,980 ARE A SATANIC CULT AND MUST BE 1147 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:21,980 PUT TO DEATH. 1148 00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:23,980 I SEE IT NOW ALL THE TIME. 1149 00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:24,980 IT'S BEYOND -- 1150 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:25,980 >> Bill: WE HAVE HAD A 1151 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,980 TRADITION ON THE SHOW, THIS 1152 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,980 STARTED IN THE 2004 ELECTION, 1153 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:31,980 THAT AFTER A HARD BOARDED 1154 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,980 ELECTION IS OVER, THAT WE WOULD 1155 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:35,980 SALUTE SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO WE 1156 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:36,980 WON'T BE SEEING ANYMORE. 1157 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:37,980 I'M KIDDING. 1158 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:38,980 WE ARE SAYING GOOD RIDDANCE TO 1159 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:41,980 SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO YOU WILL 1160 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:42,980 NEVER HAVE TO SEE AGAIN PEERED 1161 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:46,000 SO IF YOU WOULD PLEASE COME OUT 1162 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,020 ROLL OUR REMINDER. 1163 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:52,000 [APPLAUSE] 1164 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:03,980 ♪ ♪ 1165 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:07,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1166 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,980 ♪ ♪ 1167 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:21,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1168 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:32,980 ♪ ♪ 1169 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:38,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1170 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:53,000 ♪ ♪ 1171 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,980 [LAUGHTER] 1172 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1173 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,000 >> Bill: FAREWELL, DUCHENNE 1174 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:03,500 BAGS. 1175 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,020 [LAUGHTER] 1176 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:07,980 A TRADITION HERE SINCE 2004, 1177 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:08,980 FAREWELL, DUCHENNE BAG JEWISH 1178 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:13,000 AGAIN, THEY ARE NOT ALL GOING 1179 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,020 AWAY. 1180 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:17,980 I MEAN, EVEN IF TRUMP DOES NOT 1181 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:18,980 PREVAIL WITH HIS RECOUNTING 1182 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:19,980 STUFF, I JUST WANT TO SAY, A FEW 1183 00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:22,980 WEEKS AGO I DID A SHOW HERE, AND 1184 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:27,980 I WAS SAYING HE'S GOING TO GUS 1185 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,980 ELECTORAL COLLEGE, GUS IS MY 1186 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:33,000 PASSWORD MEANING THE MOVIE WE 1187 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,020 TALK ABOUT IT, WHERE THEY SIGNED 1188 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:37,980 A MULE TO KICK FIELD GOALS -- 1189 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:38,980 [LAUGHTER] 1190 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,980 THE TEAM DID COME IN THE MOVIE, 1191 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,980 BECAUSE OF THE RULEBOOK DOESN'T 1192 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:43,980 SAY SPECIFICALLY THAT YOU CAN'T 1193 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:44,980 HAVE A MULE ON THE TEAM. 1194 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:48,000 BECAUSE WE DIDN'T THINK WE HAD 1195 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,000 TO WRITE IT DOWN. 1196 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,020 [LAUGHTER] 1197 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,980 AND WE HAVE SEEN TRUMP GUS 1198 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,000 ANYTHING ELSE. 1199 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,960 IF YOU DON'T SPECIFICALLY WRITE 1200 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,980 IT DOWN, HE DOES THAT. 1201 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:57,000 >> WRITE IT DOWN, HE STILL DOES 1202 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,000 IT. 1203 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,020 >> Bill: WHAT? 1204 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,980 >> IF YOU WRITE IT DOWN, HE 1205 00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,000 STILL DOESN'T. 1206 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,020 >> Bill: >> Bill: TO A 1207 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:00,980 DEGREE. 1208 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,980 BUT A LOT OF IT IS NOT WRITTEN 1209 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:03,980 DOWN. 1210 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:04,980 THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, THE FACT 1211 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:06,980 WHOEVER WINS THE MOST VOTES IN 1212 00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:08,980 THAT STATE GETS THE ELECTORS, 1213 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:09,980 NOT WRITTEN DOWN, NOT IN THE 1214 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:10,980 CONSTITUTION. 1215 00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:12,980 I SAID HE'S GOING TO GUS THE 1216 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:13,980 ELECTORAL SYSTEM. 1217 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:15,980 HERE IS STEVE BANNON YESTERDAY, 1218 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:18,980 STATE LEGISLATURES CONTROLLED BY 1219 00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:20,940 REPUBLICANS, CONTROLLED BY TRUMP 1220 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 FACTION, GET TO SELECT THE 1221 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,020 ELECTORS. 1222 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,980 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT -- AND 1223 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:24,980 HE MENTIONS ALL THE MEDIA 1224 00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:27,980 OUTLETS -- BUT THAT'S REALITY. 1225 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,980 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY, OH, 1226 00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:30,980 BANNON, YOU ARE SAYING THE QUIET 1227 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:31,980 PART OUT LOUD. 1228 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,000 IT'S TIME TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. 1229 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,980 WE WON THIS, WE WON CONTROL OF 1230 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,980 EVERY PIECE OF THIS, WE CONTROL 1231 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:40,980 THE COURTS, STATE LEGISLATURES, 1232 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:43,000 WE CONTROL THE HOUSE AND THE 1233 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,020 SENATE. 1234 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:45,980 MARK LEVIN SAYS THE SAME THING. 1235 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:46,980 "REMINDER TO THE REPUBLICAN 1236 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:48,980 STATE LEGISLATURES, YOU HAVE THE 1237 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:49,980 FINAL SAY OVER CHOOSING THE 1238 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:52,000 ELECTORS. 1239 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,980 GET READY TO DO YOUR 1240 00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:54,980 CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY." 1241 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:56,980 THIS IS THEIR NEXT MOVE, TO 1242 00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:57,980 STEAL THE ELECTION. 1243 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,980 >> I DON'T THINK THEY ARE GOING 1244 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,000 TO ACTUALLY SUCCEED IN DOING 1245 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,020 THAT. 1246 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,980 I'M NOT EVEN SURE THEY ARE GOING 1247 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:04,980 TO MAKE A SERIOUS EFFORT, 1248 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,940 BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE ALREADY 1249 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,980 HEARING, EVEN FROM THOSE -- 1250 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,980 AGAIN, FROM THOSE REPUBLICAN 1251 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:11,980 REPUBLICAN-DOMINATED STATES LIKE 1252 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,980 ARIZONA AND GEORGIA, THEY ARE 1253 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:15,980 ALREADY HEARING "NO, THAT IS 1254 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:16,980 JUST NOT HAPPENING. 1255 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,980 THE VOTE COUNT IS ACCURATE." 1256 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:19,980 I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO GET 1257 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:20,980 PUSHBACK FROM WITHIN THEIR OWN 1258 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:21,980 PARTY. 1259 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:22,980 AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT A FEW 1260 00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:23,980 MONTHS AGO. 1261 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:26,980 I WAS MUCH MORE WORRIED, BUT, 1262 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:27,980 YOU KNOW, THAT IS A CRAZY 1263 00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,980 NUCLEAR OPTION, NOTHING IS 1264 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:30,980 IMPOSSIBLE, BUT I DON'T THINK 1265 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:31,980 THEY ARE GOING TO -- I DON'T 1266 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,000 THINK THEY'RE GOING TO GET AWAY 1267 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,020 WITH IT. 1268 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,980 >> Bill: WHY DO YOU HAVE IS 1269 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:36,980 OPTIMISM -- 1270 00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,000 >> SO WEIRD, I KNOW. 1271 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:38,500 [LAUGHS] 1272 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,980 >> Bill: EVERY TIME, I'VE BEEN 1273 00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:40,980 HAVING THIS ARGUMENT FOR FOUR 1274 00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,980 YEARS ON THIS SHOW, AND I'M 1275 00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:43,980 ALWAYS THE GUY SAYING "WHY DON'T 1276 00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:46,980 YOU SEE, HE DIDN'T STOP BY THIS 1277 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:50,980 OBSTACLE YOU PUT IN HIS WAY, WHY 1278 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,980 IS IT ALWAYS THINKING, OH, 1279 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:56,000 BUT THIS ONE -- MAYBE? 1280 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 >> I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "THE SKY IS 1281 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,020 FALLING." 1282 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:00,980 >> Bill: BUT YOU SAY NOW IS 1283 00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:03,000 GOING TO STAY UP? 1284 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,380 >> BECAUSE I THINK THAT 1285 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,980 THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND 1286 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,980 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WORKED 1287 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:09,980 REALLY HARD TO PREPARE FOR 1288 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:10,980 THIS -- EXACTLY THIS. 1289 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:11,980 CALLED UP THE PEOPLE AT THE 1290 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,000 STATE LEVEL, CALLED OF THE 1291 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:15,020 PEOPLE AT THE NATIONAL -- DO YOU 1292 00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:18,000 WANT TO BE THE GUY WHO FUCKS UP 1293 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,020 AMERICAN DEMOCRACY PERMANENTLY? 1294 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:19,980 REALLY, ARE YOU SURE? 1295 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,980 AND I THINK THAT ACTUALLY HAD 1296 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:22,980 SOME EFFECT, I REALLY DO. 1297 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,980 >> Bill: AND WHAT IF IT GOES 1298 00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:25,980 TO THE SUPREME COURT. 1299 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:26,980 HE IS TALKING ABOUT THAT. 1300 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:29,980 LAST WEEK, WE SAW BRETT 1301 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:30,980 KAVANAUGH, HE TRIED TO STOP THE 1302 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,980 VOTE IN WISCONSIN. 1303 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,980 AND THE RULING HE ISSUED WAS 1304 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:36,980 LAUGHABLE. 1305 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:37,980 THE THINGS HE CITED, IT LOOKED 1306 00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:40,980 LIKE HE HAD BEEN DRINKING. 1307 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:41,980 [LAUGHTER] 1308 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:46,000 NO, REALLY, I MEAN, FOR A BRIGHT 1309 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,020 GUY -- 1310 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,980 >> HE IS A MAN WHO LIKES BEER. 1311 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:49,980 I MEAN. 1312 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:50,980 >> Bill: HE SAID IF YOU COUNT 1313 00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:52,980 THE BALLOTS AFTER ELECTION DAY, 1314 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,980 THERE'S GOING TO BE CHAOS. 1315 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,980 THIS IS A POINT, A TALKING 1316 00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:58,980 POINT, HE TOOK RIGHT OUT OF 1317 00:38:59,020 --> 00:38:59,980 TRUMP'S ASS. 1318 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,980 THERE IS NO EVIDENCE -- THERE IS 1319 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,980 NO EVIDENCE OF IT. 1320 00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:07,980 WE'VE DONE IT MANY TIMES. 1321 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:08,980 EVEN SOME REPUBLICANS LIKE MARCO 1322 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:09,980 RUBIO ARE SAYING, YES, THAT'S 1323 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,980 WHAT WE DO, IT TAKES SOMETIMES A 1324 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,000 FEW DATES TO COUNT THE VOTE. 1325 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,960 AND BRETT KAVANAUGH HAS ALREADY 1326 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,980 TIPPED HIS HAND THAT THAT'S WHAT 1327 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,980 HE IS ON THIS, DO YOU TRUST HIM? 1328 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:20,980 >> YOU KNOW, YOU ARE RIGHT. 1329 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:21,980 FOUR YEARS OF YOUR HEARING 1330 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,980 PEOPLE SAY THE QUIET PARTS OUT 1331 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,980 LOUD, THIS ADMINISTRATION TELLS 1332 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:27,980 YOU WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO -- 1333 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:28,980 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1334 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,820 >> FIRST, LET ME SAY SOMETHING 1335 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,980 ABOUT STEVE BANNON. 1336 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:34,980 LION GOD'S NAME ARE WE LISTENING 1337 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,700 TO THAT FAT CRIMINAL BASTARD 1338 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,980 TALK ABOUT ANYTHING? 1339 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:40,980 HE IS LITERALLY TRYING TO CREATE 1340 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,980 A FASCISM ACADEMY IN ITALY WHERE 1341 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:43,980 HE CAN PERPETUATE ALL OF THESE 1342 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,980 THINGS WE HAVE BEEN WARNING 1343 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:46,980 ABOUT. 1344 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,980 THESE PEOPLE -- LISTEN, THEY MAY 1345 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:49,980 NOT BE ABLE TO DO IT. 1346 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:50,980 THE MECHANICS OF IT MAY NOT WORK 1347 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:53,980 FOR IT, BUT THEY ARE THINKING 1348 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:54,980 ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY. 1349 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,000 >> Bill: THAT'S MY POINT. 1350 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,020 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1351 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:57,980 >> Bill: AND NOT JUST THINKING 1352 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,000 ABOUT IT, THEY ARE PUTTING OUT 1353 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,020 THERE. 1354 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:01,980 >> THEY ABSOLUTELY ARE. 1355 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:02,980 >> Bill: IF REPUBLICANS ARE 1356 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,400 GOOD AT ANYTHING, IT IS 1357 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,980 KINDLING, FIRE, THEY ALL GET IN 1358 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,980 LINE, THEY PLOT IN THEIR EVIL 1359 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,980 LAYER, THEY ALL GET ON THE SAME 1360 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:12,980 PAGE. 1361 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:13,980 DEMOCRATS NEVER DO THAT. 1362 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,980 THEY GET ON THE SAME PAGE, HAVE 1363 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:16,980 GREAT MESSAGING, GREAT WORDS, 1364 00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:18,980 THEY NEVER SAY STUPID THINGS 1365 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,980 LIKE "PACK THE COURT." 1366 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,980 >> IT SOUNDS LIKE, "WE ARE GOING 1367 00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:25,980 TO THE SUPREME COURT," AND HE 1368 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:26,980 REMINDED ME -- ARE YOU GUYS 1369 00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,980 LAWYERS? 1370 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,000 [LAUGHTER] 1371 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,960 IT REMINDED ME -- 1372 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,980 >> Bill: YES, I AM. 1373 00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:33,980 >> CLASSIC FIRST-YEAR LAW SCHOOL 1374 00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:34,980 THING, THEY OUTLINE A RIDICULOUS 1375 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:35,980 SITUATION WERE SOMEBODY HAS 1376 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,980 ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS FOR A CLAIM 1377 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,980 AGAINST SOMEBODY AND THEY SAY TO 1378 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:40,980 STUDENTS, CAN THEY SUE? 1379 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,980 OF STUDENTS ARE LIKE, NO, 1380 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:43,980 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE ABSURD. 1381 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:48,980 AND THE PRESIDENT SAYS, SMUGLY,E 1382 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:49,980 ANYBODY FOR ANYTHING. 1383 00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:50,980 ANYONE CAN GO TO THE 1384 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:52,980 SUPREME COURT ABOUT ANYTHING, 1385 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:56,980 DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN WIN. 1386 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:58,980 RIGHT NOW, I AM NOT SEEING ANY 1387 00:40:59,020 --> 00:40:59,980 NONRIDICULOUS ARGUMENT THAT 1388 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:00,980 REPUBLICANS HAVE. 1389 00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:01,980 REPUBLICAN JUDGES ALL OVER THE 1390 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:02,980 COUNTRY HAVE BASICALLY BEEN 1391 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:03,980 THROWING OUT THEIR CLAIMS 1392 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:05,980 BECAUSE THEY ARE CRAP. 1393 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:06,980 IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, YOU KNOW, 1394 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,980 OF COURSE THEY WILL TRY TO GO TO 1395 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:09,980 THE SUPREME COURT, BUT I THINK 1396 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:12,980 EVEN THE SUPREME COURT, EVEN 1397 00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:13,980 WITH JUST AS CONEY BARRETT, THEY 1398 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:16,980 KNOW -- THE ELECTION OF 2000, 1399 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:18,980 BUSH OF IGOR 1400 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:22,980 , BUSH V GORE, DEVASTATING TO 1401 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,980 THEIR LEGITIMACY, WE SAW ALL OF 1402 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:25,980 THE MEASURES, PUBLIC CONFIDENCE 1403 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:28,000 IN INSTITUTIONS PLUMMETS AFTER 1404 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,020 THAT. 1405 00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,980 I DON'T THINK -- I THINK EVEN A 1406 00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:31,980 LOT OF THE CONSERVATIVES ON THE 1407 00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:32,980 COURT -- MAYBE NOT BRETT 1408 00:41:33,020 --> 00:41:33,980 KAVANAUGH -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T 1409 00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:35,980 THINK THEY WANT TO BE THE ONES 1410 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,980 WHO ARE SEEING FOR THE SECOND 1411 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:39,980 TIME IN 20 YEARS, FOR PARTISAN 1412 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:41,980 REASONS, TIPPING THE ELECTION TO 1413 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:43,980 THE GUY WHO DID NOT WIN THE 1414 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:44,980 MAJORITY OF VOTES. 1415 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,980 >> THIS GOES BACK TO YOUR POINT, 1416 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,980 ABOUT MAYBE THEY ARE GOING TO 1417 00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:49,980 HAVE A COME-TO-JESUS MOMENT. 1418 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:50,980 MAYBE THEY ARE ALL GOING TO SIT 1419 00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:52,980 TOGETHER AND DECIDE, WE ARE NOT 1420 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,880 GOING TO DO ANYTHING THIS TIME, 1421 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,980 WORK WITH BIDEN, THIS IS NOT 1422 00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,000 HAPPEN. 1423 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,980 HARD REALITY TIME, PEOPLE. 1424 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:02,980 WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE, FOR 1425 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,980 EVERY IDIOT THEY HAVE IN 1426 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:06,980 LEADERSHIP, THEY HAVE TWO VERY 1427 00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:07,980 INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WHO MAKE 1428 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:09,980 MONEY OFF OF THAT IDIOT. 1429 00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:12,980 AND THEY HAVE LAWYERS, THEY HAVE 1430 00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:13,980 SCHOLARS, WHO HAVE JUSTIFIED 1431 00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:14,980 EVERYTHING THAT THEY ARE DOING, 1432 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:15,980 OKAY? 1433 00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:18,980 THE SAME WAY, YOU KNOW, A REGIME 1434 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:25,000 IN THE 1930s AND '40s, DID 1435 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,660 EVERYTHING. 1436 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,980 IF YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE " 1437 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,980 "JUDGMENT OF NUERNBERG," THAT IS 1438 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:30,980 THE SUPREME COURT IN 1439 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,980 NAZI GERMANY PASSING LAWS TO 1440 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:36,000 JUSTIFY THE GENOCIDE IN 1441 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,020 NAZI GERMANY. 1442 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:36,980 DON'T THINK THEY ARE NOT GOING 1443 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:39,000 TO DO ANYTHING THAT THEY SAY OUT 1444 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,020 LOUD. 1445 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:41,000 THEY WILL MAKE AN ATTEMPT. 1446 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:41,020 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1447 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:41,980 [APPLAUSE] 1448 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:45,980 AND I MUST SAY, I THINK BIDEN IS 1449 00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:48,980 GOING TO GET 306, BUT IT DIDN'T 1450 00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:52,000 HELP THAT IT WASN'T MORE OF AN 1451 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,020 OVERWHELMING VICTORY, WHICH WE 1452 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:54,980 EXPECTED -- FOR SOMEONE WHO IS 1453 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:56,980 AS REPUGNANT AS A HUMAN AS 1454 00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,980 DONALD TRUMP, AND AS INEFFECTUAL 1455 00:42:59,020 --> 00:42:59,980 AS A LEADER, WHO DIDN'T DELIVER 1456 00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,980 THE WALL OR HEALTH CARE OR JOBS, 1457 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:05,980 FOR SOMEONE THAT BAD -- HIS VOTE 1458 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:06,980 TOTAL WENT UP. 1459 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:07,980 WHENEVER I WOULD ASK PEOPLE FOR 1460 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:08,980 THE LAST THREE YEARS ON THIS 1461 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:09,980 SHOW, HE'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE, 1462 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:10,980 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1463 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,980 FIRST THEY WOULD SAY, YOU SMOKE 1464 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:14,980 TOO MUCH POT, THAT'S NOT GOING 1465 00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,980 TO HAPPEN. 1466 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:18,980 [LAUGHTER] 1467 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:19,980 WHICH IS WRONG, I SMOKED JUST 1468 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,000 THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF POT. 1469 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,020 [LAUGHTER] 1470 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:26,980 [APPLAUSE] 1471 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,980 AND THEN I WOULD PRESS THE CASE 1472 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:30,980 AND SAY, BUT WHAT IS THE PLAN? 1473 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,980 WHAT DO WE DO? 1474 00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,700 FIRST, WE'VE GOT TO WIN BIG, 1475 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:35,980 WHICH ALWAYS PISSED ME OFF 1476 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,000 BECAUSE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WIN 1477 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:37,500 BIG. 1478 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,960 WE SHOULD WIN BY ONE VOTE AND 1479 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 IT'S THE SAME AS THEM, ONE VOTE 1480 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,020 SHOULD WIN. 1481 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:43,000 THE FACT HE COULD WIN BY 1482 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,980 7 MILLION AND WE ARE SWEATING 1483 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:45,980 THIS OUT, THAT'S THE ELECTORAL 1484 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,980 COLLEGE, WE'LL GET TO THAT, TOO. 1485 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:48,980 DID NOT WIN AS BIG AS WE THOUGHT 1486 00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,980 HE WOULD. 1487 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:54,980 WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE 70 MILLION 1488 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:55,980 PEOPLE WERE STILL VOTING FOR 1489 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:56,980 DONALD TRUMP? 1490 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:57,980 WE LOOK AT THEM AND GO, "HOW 1491 00:43:58,020 --> 00:44:00,980 COULD YOU PREFER HIM TO WHAT WE 1492 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:02,980 ARE SELLING?" 1493 00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:06,000 "WHAT ABOUT HIM -- OR WHAT ABOUT 1494 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,980 US -- IS SO OFF-PUTTING THAT YOU 1495 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,980 DON'T SEE THAT WE ARE BETTER?" 1496 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,980 WAS THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION? 1497 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,980 >> WELL, I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO 1498 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,980 YOUR ORIGINAL GUEST. 1499 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:19,980 THERE IS A DISINFORMATION BUBBLE 1500 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:20,980 OUT THERE THAT HAS ALLOWED 1501 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,000 PEOPLE TO LIVE THEIR TRUE 1502 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,020 SELVES. 1503 00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:23,980 YOU KNOW THAT JOKE EVER HAS BEEN 1504 00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:26,000 MAKING ABOUT THE HOODS ARE OFF 1505 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,020 NOW? 1506 00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:27,980 YEAH, THE HOODS DIDN'T HAVE TO 1507 00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:28,980 GO ON. 1508 00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:29,980 THIS IS THE WAY THEY LIVED. 1509 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,980 BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT 1510 00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:32,980 THEY ARE RACIST. 1511 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:33,980 THEY CAN BE NICE, THEY CAN MAKE 1512 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,980 APPLE PIE, THEY CAN BE YOUR BEST 1513 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:36,980 FRIEND -- I HAVE A NEIGHBOR WHO 1514 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:39,000 HAS A GIANT TRUMP SIGN IN FRONT 1515 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,020 OF HIM. 1516 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:42,980 I THINK HE MAY HAVE STOLEN MY 1517 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:43,980 GIANT BIDEN SIGN, BUT I DON'T 1518 00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:44,980 HOLD THAT STUFF AGAINST THEM. 1519 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:47,980 I AM SEEING NOW, THEY HOLD THIS 1520 00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:49,980 AGAINST THE OTHER 60% OF 1521 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:50,980 AMERICA, AND I'M AFRAID THAT 1522 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:52,980 THEY ARE GOING TO LIVE IN THAT 1523 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:53,980 BUBBLE, WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO 1524 00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:56,980 HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO RESTORE 1525 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:57,980 THAT, AND WHETHER THAT'S, YOU 1526 00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,980 KNOW, LIKE I SAID, A LOW-GRADE, 1527 00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:03,000 YOU KNOW, POLITICAL INSURGENCY, 1528 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,980 OR DONALD TRUMP GIVING THEM 1529 00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:06,980 ORDERS VIA TWITTER, AS YOU SAY, 1530 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:07,980 HE AIN'T GOING AWAY. 1531 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:10,980 THIS MAN IS GOING TO SUBVERT AND 1532 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:11,980 UNDERMINE EVERYTHING THAT 1533 00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:12,980 HAPPENS FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS, 1534 00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:15,980 AND HE THINKS THAT HE CAN PUT 1535 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:16,980 HIS REGIME BACK INTO POWER. 1536 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:18,980 SOME OF THEM MAY THINK THAT 1537 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:19,980 ARMED FORCE MIGHT BE THE WAY 1538 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:22,000 THAT THEY DO IT. 1539 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,020 I DON'T KNOW. 1540 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,980 I'M JUST NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. 1541 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:27,980 WE NEED TO RULE -- WE NEED TO 1542 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,000 LEAD -- 1543 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:29,020 [APPLAUSE] 1544 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:30,980 WE WON THE ELECTION. 1545 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,980 JOE BIDEN NEEDS TO RUN THIS 1546 00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,980 COUNTRY FOR ALL AMERICANS. 1547 00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:37,980 THEY RAN THE COUNTRY FOR 40% OF 1548 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:40,000 AMERICA AND RAN ROUGHSHOD OVER 1549 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,020 60%. 1550 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:40,980 WE NEED TO DO IT RIGHT, AND IF 1551 00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:42,980 THEY WANT TO COME ALONG, THEY 1552 00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:44,000 WILL GET FREE HEALTH CARE, 1553 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,020 Y'ALL. 1554 00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:44,980 [LAUGHTER] 1555 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:49,980 [APPLAUSE] 1556 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:51,980 >> I THINK WE NEED TO DO TWO 1557 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:52,980 THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. 1558 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:57,980 ONE IS THAT WE NEED TO GET WAY 1559 00:45:58,020 --> 00:45:59,760 SMARTER ABOUT ESSENTIALLY THE 1560 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,980 INFORMATION DOMAIN, THAT WE'VE 1561 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,980 GOT TO BE ACTIVELY AND 1562 00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:03,980 CREATIVELY FIGHTING THAT 1563 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:04,980 DISINFORMATION FROM THE RIGHT, 1564 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:05,980 BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP, 1565 00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:07,980 AND IF WE DON'T TAKE IT 1566 00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:10,980 SERIOUSLY, THERE IS A REAL 1567 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:11,980 DANGER THAT IT RIPS THINGS UP 1568 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,760 INTO STUFF THAT WE DON'T EVEN 1569 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:14,980 WANT TO THINK ABOUT, RIGHT? 1570 00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,980 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I ALSO 1571 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:19,980 THINK, YOU KNOW, WE ARE NOT THAT 1572 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:20,980 GREAT AT FIGURING OUT HOW TO 1573 00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:22,980 TALK TO PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH 1574 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:25,980 US WITHOUT SAYING "HEY, YOU'RE 1575 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:27,980 PRETTY STUPID, OR YOU WOULD HAVE 1576 00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:28,980 REALIZED THAT DONALD TRUMP IS AN 1577 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:29,980 ASSHOLE. 1578 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:30,980 YOU'RE PRETTY DEPLORABLE, YOU 1579 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:32,980 MUST BE A MORON." 1580 00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:33,980 NOBODY'S MIND EVER GOT 1581 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:34,980 CHANGED -- 1582 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:37,980 >> MAYBE THERE DISINFORMATION 1583 00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:39,980 WEAPON SYSTEM, FACEBOOK, NEEDS 1584 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:40,980 TO GET BROKEN UP. 1585 00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:42,980 >> THAT WOULD HELP THEM TOO. 1586 00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:43,980 I THINK WE KNOW A LOT -- NOT 1587 00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:46,980 ONLY DO WE KNOW, FROM THE WORK 1588 00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:47,980 LIKE PEOPLE LIKE TRISTAN AND 1589 00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:48,980 OTHERS HAVE DONE, WE KNOW ABOUT 1590 00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:50,980 HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE HATE EACH OTR 1591 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:52,980 AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S PRETTY 1592 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:56,980 EASY, WE SEEM TO BE HARDWIRED 1593 00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:58,980 FOR DIVIDING PEOPLE INTO MY 1594 00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:00,980 TRIBE, YOUR TRIBE, I HATE YOU. 1595 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:03,000 >> Bill: THE ALGORITHM -- 1596 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,980 >> THE ALGORITHM. 1597 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:06,980 WE ALSO KNOW A LOT FROM SOCIAL 1598 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,980 PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT HOW YOU CAN 1599 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,980 BREAK DOWN DIFFERENCES. 1600 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:11,980 IT'S HARDER, IT'S LOWER, IT 1601 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:13,980 CONSISTS NOT OF SAYING "YOU 1602 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,980 SUCK, YOU ARE RACIST, YOU ARE 1603 00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,980 SEXIST, YOU ARE A JERK, YOU JUST 1604 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:18,980 OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING." 1605 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:23,980 IT'S SAYING, "HUH, WHAT MADE YOU 1606 00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:26,000 FEEL THAT WAY, THAT'S 1607 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:26,780 INTERESTING." 1608 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:27,980 >> Bill: I WILL END ON A 1609 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:28,980 POSITIVE POSSIBILITY, IF THE 1610 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,980 REPUBLICANS DO AS YOU SAY, THEY 1611 00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:31,980 MAY BECOME TO HIM AND HE KNOWS 1612 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:34,980 HE CAN'T ACTUALLY GET THERE 1613 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:35,980 ANYWAY, I THINK HE IS SUCH A 1614 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:40,000 NARCISSIST THAT HE LEAVE EARLY. 1615 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,020 BECAUSE HE KNOWS -- 1616 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,980 >> AND PENCE WILL PARDON -- 1617 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:42,980 >> Bill: IF HE KNOWS HE'S 1618 00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:46,000 GOING TO GET THROWN OUT ON 1619 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,020 JANUARY 20TH. 1620 00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:50,980 HE'S GOING TO GO "FUCK YOU." 1621 00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:54,000 ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR "NEW RULES," 1622 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,000 EVERYBODY. 1623 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,000 "NEW RULES"! 1624 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,500 ♪ ♪ 1625 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,980 [APPLAUSE] 1626 00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:01,000 NEW RULE: IF YOUR POSITION IS 1627 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:01,020 THEY HAVE TO STOP COUNTING THE 1628 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,000 BALLOTS IN THE STATES WHERE 1629 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,020 YOU'RE AHEAD OR IT'S "FRAUD," 1630 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:02,980 AND THEY HAVE TO KEEP COUNTING 1631 00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:03,980 THE BALLOTS IN THE STATES WHERE 1632 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:04,980 YOU'RE BEHIND OR IT'S "FRAUD," 1633 00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:06,400 YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER... 1634 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,980 MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO'S THE FRAUD. 1635 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:09,980 [LAUGHTER] 1636 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,980 [APPLAUSE] 1637 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:13,980 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WHEN YOU'RE 1638 00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:16,000 CONSTANTLY PULLING THINGS OUT OF 1639 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:16,020 YOUR ASS, IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR 1640 00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:16,980 THE DOOR TO HIT YOU THERE ON 1641 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,980 YOUR WAY OUT. 1642 00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:23,980 [LAUGHTER] 1643 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1644 00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:26,980 NEW RULE: STOP SAYING YOU STILL 1645 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:27,980 CAN'T BELIEVE COVID DIDN'T KILL 1646 00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:29,980 TRUMP. 1647 00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:30,980 IT MAY HAVE, BUT WHEN THE 1648 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:31,980 GRIM REAPER CAME FOR HIM, 1649 00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:36,980 TRUMP REFUSED TO GO. 1650 00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:39,980 [APPLAUSE] 1651 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:43,980 "YOU'RE DEAD!" 1652 00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:47,000 "NO, YOU'RE DEAD." 1653 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:47,960 "MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, VERY 1654 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,980 STRONGLY, I'VE JUST BEEN BORN." 1655 00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:52,980 [LAUGHTER] 1656 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:53,980 NEW RULE: SOMEONE NEEDS TO BREAK 1657 00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:56,000 IT TO THE WOKE KIDS ON TWITTER 1658 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:56,020 WHO SAY IF TRUMP WINS, THEY'RE 1659 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,980 MOVING TO CANADA... 1660 00:48:58,020 --> 00:49:02,980 CANADA DOESN'T WANT YOU. 1661 00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:03,980 [LAUGHTER] 1662 00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:06,980 [APPLAUSE] 1663 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:07,980 IT'S CLEAR. 1664 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:08,980 CANADA'S IMMIGRATION POLICY IS 1665 00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:09,980 TO FAVOR SKILLED PROFESSIONALS, 1666 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:10,980 AND SORRY, DRAWING A FLOWER IN 1667 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:11,980 THE CAPPUCCINO FOAM DOESN'T 1668 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:16,980 COUNT. 1669 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:17,980 [LAUGHTER] 1670 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:18,980 [APPLAUSE] 1671 00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:19,980 CANADA'S IDEAL CANDIDATE IS A 1672 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:21,980 35-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR WITH NO KIDS 1673 00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:23,980 WHO'S WILLING TO RELOCATE TO THE 1674 00:49:24,020 --> 00:49:24,980 NORTHWEST TERRITORIES AND OPEN A 1675 00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:27,000 CLINIC FOR INDIGENOUS PEOPLE. 1676 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:27,020 THAT'S A LONG WAY FROM 1677 00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:27,980 "ART SCHOOL GRADUATE WHO SELLS 1678 00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:34,000 CANDLES ON ETSY." 1679 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:34,020 [LAUGHTER] 1680 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:37,980 [APPLAUSE] 1681 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:39,980 NEW RULE: NOW THAT OREGON HAS 1682 00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:40,980 BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO 1683 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:41,980 DECRIMINALIZE HEROIN, COKE, 1684 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:45,000 METH, AND MUSHROOMS, THEY HAVE 1685 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:57,980 TO CHANGE THEIR TOURISM SLOGAN 1686 00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:58,980 TO "OREGON: COME FOR THE HEROIN, 1687 00:49:59,020 --> 00:49:59,980 COKE, METH, AND MUSHROOMS: STAY 1688 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:00,980 BECAUSE YOU'RE UNRESPONSIVE." 1689 00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,980 NEW RULE: SOMEONE MUST INVENT 1690 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:03,980 AN ENERGY DRINK CALLED 1691 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:07,980 "5-HOUR KORNACKI." 1692 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:10,980 [LAUGHTER] 1693 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:13,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1694 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:14,020 IT'S PART COCAINE, PART THE PILL 1695 00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:14,980 BRADLEY COOPER TOOK IN 1696 00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:19,000 "LIMITLESS." 1697 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,020 [LAUGHTER] 1698 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:20,980 AND IT ALLOWS YOU STAY UP FOR 1699 00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:26,000 AN ENTIRE WEEK, AT PEAK 1700 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,980 PERFORMANCE -- [LOUD NOISE." 1701 00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:31,980 AT PEAK PERFORMANCE, WEARING THE 1702 00:50:32,020 --> 00:50:33,000 SAME CLOTHES. 1703 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,020 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE: NOW THAT 1704 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:33,980 THE ENGAGEMENT OF GWEN STEFANI 1705 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:34,980 AND BLAKE SHELTON IS INSTAGRAM 1706 00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:35,980 OFFICIAL, THEY MUST HURRY UP AND 1707 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:38,980 DO IT AND STAY MARRIED! 1708 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:41,980 FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION! 1709 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,000 [LAUGHTER] 1710 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:43,020 FLESHMAN 1711 00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:44,980 BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING 1712 00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:45,980 AMERICA NEEDS RIGHT NOW, IT'S A 1713 00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:47,980 SYMBOL OF RECONCILIATION BETWEEN 1714 00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:52,000 RED AND BLUE AMERICA. 1715 00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:00,980 [APPLAUSE] 1716 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:01,980 A MONTH AGO, THE TABLOIDS WERE 1717 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:03,820 FILLED WITH DISTURBING STORIES 1718 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,980 ABOUT THE IMMINENT BREAK UP OF 1719 00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,000 THIS HANDSOME, CHARISMATIC 1720 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:08,020 COUPLE -- AND IT SHOOK ME TO MY 1721 00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:09,980 CORE. 1722 00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:14,980 [LAUGHTER] 1723 00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:15,980 IT'S TRUE. 1724 00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:16,980 "US WEEKLY" REPORTED, "THE 1725 00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,980 PAIR'S OPPOSING POLITICAL VIEWS 1726 00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:19,980 HAVE BECOME A BIG PROBLEM" -- 1727 00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:21,760 WHICH I COULD HAVE PREDICTED. 1728 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,980 HE'S A GOOD OL' BOY FROM 1729 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:25,980 OKLAHOMA AND SINGS ABOUT TRUCKS 1730 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:28,980 AND BEER AND THINGS THAT HAPPEN 1731 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:30,980 DOWN BY THE RIVER. 1732 00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:34,000 [LAUGHTER] 1733 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:34,020 AND SHE'S THE POP PRINCESS 1734 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:34,980 HOLLABACK GIRL FROM 1735 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:35,980 CALIFORNIA -- OF COURSE THEY 1736 00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:37,980 VOTED FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE! 1737 00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:38,980 I DON'T KNOW THAT FOR A FACT, 1738 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:43,000 I JUST KNOW IT'S TRUE. 1739 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:43,020 [LAUGHTER] 1740 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:46,980 [APPLAUSE] 1741 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:47,980 COME ON, SHE'S WHOLE FOODS, 1742 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:52,000 HE'S PIGGLY WIGGLY. 1743 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:52,020 [LAUGHTER] 1744 00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:52,980 SHE GREW UP PLAYING PUNK, 1745 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:56,000 HE GREW UP HUNTING SKUNK. 1746 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,020 SHE STANDS IN LINE TO VOTE, 1747 00:51:56,020 --> 00:52:02,980 HE STANDS IN LINE TO DANCE. 1748 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,000 SHE THINKS GUNS ARE CRAZY, AND 1749 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:04,020 HE THINKS THE BEST CHEESE COMES 1750 00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:04,980 IN A CAN. 1751 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:05,980 JUST THE FACT THAT THEY'RE 1752 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:07,980 TOGETHER IS ALMOST 1753 00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:08,980 SHAKESPEAREAN: "RODEO AND 1754 00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:13,980 JULIET." 1755 00:52:14,020 --> 00:52:17,980 [LAUGHTER] 1756 00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:18,980 BUT THEY MAKE IT WORK BECAUSE 1757 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:19,980 THEY SEE EACH OTHER AS MORE THAN 1758 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:23,980 JUST WHO THEY VOTED FOR. 1759 00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:25,980 THEIR BIGGEST ISSUE WITH THE 1760 00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:26,980 PERSON SLEEPING NEXT TO THEM 1761 00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:27,980 ISN'T PARTY AFFILIATION, IT'S 1762 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:32,980 UNTREATED SLEEP APNEA. 1763 00:52:33,020 --> 00:52:39,000 [LAUGHTER] 1764 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:39,780 AND THEY SAY, 1765 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:40,020 "YES, WE'RE DIFFERENT, BUT 1766 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:40,980 THAT'S ALSO MORE FUN, AND WE'RE 1767 00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:42,980 GONNA MAKE THAT WORK FOR US." 1768 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:45,000 THEY SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY, 1769 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:45,020 AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER -- 1770 00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:52,000 WHAT A CONCEPT! 1771 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,020 I'D LIKE TO TRY IT -- 1772 00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:55,980 [APPLAUSE] 1773 00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:56,980 I'D LIKE TO TRY IT IN AMERICA, 1774 00:52:57,020 --> 00:53:00,000 BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT 1775 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:00,020 MY COUNTRY: YOU COMPLETE ME, 1776 00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:03,980 ALABAMA. 1777 00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:08,980 [LAUGHTER] 1778 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,000 BECAUSE "YOU COMPLETE ME" 1779 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:11,960 DOESN'T MEAN "BECAUSE WE'RE 1780 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000 EXACTLY ALIKE." 1781 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:13,960 IT MEANS, "BECAUSE WE ARE 1782 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,980 DIFFERENT." 1783 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:16,980 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A 1784 00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:17,980 COUNTRY WITHOUT THE RED STATES. 1785 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,980 I LIKE TRAVELING THERE. 1786 00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:21,980 WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO YOU IN 1787 00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:22,980 OKLAHOMA, THEY'RE NOT SCANNING 1788 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:23,980 THE ROOM TO SEE IF THERE'S 1789 00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:27,000 SOMEONE MORE IMPORTANT. 1790 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,960 BECAUSE, FRANKLY, WHEN I'M 1791 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,980 THERE, THERE NEVER IS. 1792 00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:34,980 [LAUGHTER] 1793 00:53:35,020 --> 00:53:39,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1794 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:39,020 ALSO, THEY LAUGH LIKE NOBODY'S 1795 00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:40,980 WATCHING. 1796 00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:43,000 THEY DON'T HAVE A NON-DAIRY, 1797 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:43,020 GLUTEN-FREE, HYPOALLERGENIC 1798 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:46,980 STICK UP THEIR ASS. 1799 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:48,980 EVEN THE PRO-LIFERS WILL LAUGH 1800 00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:54,000 AT A GOOD DEAD BABY JOKE. 1801 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,980 [LAUGHTER] 1802 00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:58,980 LOOK, I'M PRO-CHOICE, BUT I 1803 00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:00,980 ALSO GET IT THAT A FETUS IS 1804 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:01,980 IRREFUTABLY BECOMING A HUMAN 1805 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:04,980 LIFE... 1806 00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:08,000 SO, CAN I SEE WHY SOME PEOPLE 1807 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:08,020 THINK YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE ONE 1808 00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:09,980 WHO'S DEPLORABLE? 1809 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:12,000 YES, I CAN. 1810 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 SO, LET'S ALL STOP DOING THAT. 1811 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:15,020 LET'S ALL STOP SEEING EACH OTHER 1812 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:19,980 AS DEPLORABLE. 1813 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:20,980 WEDNESDAY, BIDEN SAID, "WE HAVE 1814 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,000 TO STOP SEEING OUR OPPONENTS AS 1815 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:22,540 ENEMIES." 1816 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,980 LOOK AT THIS GUY. 1817 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,980 DO YOU THINK HE'S A RACIST? 1818 00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:28,000 I DON'T. 1819 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:28,020 AND I DON'T THINK GWEN STEFANI 1820 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:31,980 WOULD MARRY ONE. 1821 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,980 ONE OUT OF TEN TRUMP VOTERS 1822 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,980 VOTED FOR OBAMA. 1823 00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:39,980 I DOUBT IF BLAKE SHELTON WAS ONE 1824 00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:41,980 OF THEM, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 1825 00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:43,000 WE DON'T ALL SEE THE WORLD THE 1826 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,960 SAME, GET OVER IT. 1827 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000 DURING THE CAMPAIGN, THERE WAS A 1828 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:45,020 LOT OF TALK ABOUT WHO CAN UNITE 1829 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,980 US. 1830 00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:48,580 NO PRESIDENT CAN UNITE US. 1831 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,980 WE HAVE TO UNITE OURSELVES. 1832 00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:59,980 [APPLAUSE] 1833 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:00,980 THERE ARE ONLY TWO WAYS THIS 1834 00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:01,980 COUNTRY CAN GO: EITHER WE COME 1835 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,980 TOGETHER AND FORGIVE OUR 1836 00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:04,980 DIFFERENCES, OR WE TURN INTO 1837 00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:07,980 THE BALKAN. 1838 00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,980 FOR DECADES, SARAJEVO, 1839 00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:12,980 YUGOSLAVIA, WAS A DIVERSE CITY, 1840 00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:13,980 WHERE SERBS, CROATS, AND 1841 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:14,980 MUSLIMS LIVED TOGETHER AS 1842 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,980 FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS. 1843 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:17,980 IN 1984, THEY HOSTED THE 1844 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,980 OLYMPICS. 1845 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:21,980 EIGHT YEARS LATER, PEOPLE WERE 1846 00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:22,980 GETTING SHOT BY SNIPERS WHEN 1847 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,000 THEY WENT OUT FOR MILK. 1848 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:25,020 DON'T TELL ME IT CAN'T HAPPEN 1849 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:26,980 HERE. 1850 00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:28,980 IF TRUMP HAS TAUGHT US ANYTHING, 1851 00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:30,980 IT'S THAT "IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE" 1852 00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:35,000 IS A TERRIBLY OUTDATED PHRASE. 1853 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:35,020 IT NOT ONLY CAN HAPPEN HERE: IT 1854 00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:37,980 IS HAPPENING HERE. 1855 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:38,980 PEOPLE WERE AFRAID IN THIS 1856 00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:40,980 ELECTION TO DISPLAY LAWN SIGNS 1857 00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:42,980 FOR THE CANDIDATE OF THEIR 1858 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:43,980 CHOICE IF IT WAS IN A 1859 00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:44,980 NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE THAT WAS A 1860 00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:46,980 DECIDEDLY MINORITY OPINION. 1861 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:49,000 THAT'S LIKE GANG NEIGHBORHOODS 1862 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,020 WHERE YOU DARE NOT GET CAUGHT 1863 00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:52,980 WEARING THE WRONG COLOR. 1864 00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:55,000 NOW, MORE THAN EVER, WE NEED AN 1865 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,980 EXAMPLE OF CROSS-CULTURAL LOVE 1866 00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:58,980 TO SEND A MESSAGE TO OUR BROKEN 1867 00:55:59,020 --> 00:56:01,980 NATION THAT LOVE CAN LIFT US UP 1868 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:03,980 WHERE WE BELONG, LIKE A MAJESTIC 1869 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:05,980 EAGLE SOARING ABOVE THE FRAY AND 1870 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:06,980 SHITTING ALL OVER THE HATERS 1871 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:11,000 BELOW. 1872 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:11,000 [LAUGHTER] 1873 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:18,980 [APPLAUSE] 1874 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:20,980 AND THAT'S WHY I SAY, FOR THE 1875 00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:22,980 SAKE OF THE NATION: GWEN, BLAKE, 1876 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:29,980 YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS WORK. 1877 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:30,980 I'M SERIOUS. 1878 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:31,980 IT WOULD BE PSYCHOLOGICALLY 1879 00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:34,980 DEVASTATING IF YOU COME OUR ONE 1880 00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:36,980 SIMPLE OF AMERICA'S 1881 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:37,980 TWO HALVES COMING TOGETHER, SHIT 1882 00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:40,000 THE BED. 1883 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:40,020 SO, DON'T. 1884 00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:41,000 GET MARRIED, DO IT QUICKLY, AND 1885 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:41,020 MAKE IT STICK FOREVER. 1886 00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:43,980 NO PRESSURE. 1887 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:46,000 [LAUGHTER] 1888 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,020 [APPLAUSE] 1889 00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:46,980 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OUR SHOW! 1890 00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:50,000 I WANT TO THANK ROSA BROOKS, 1891 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:50,020 MALCOLM NANCE, AND 1892 00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:50,980 TRISTAN HARRIS. 1893 00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:53,980 WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK, 1894 00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:55,000 HOPEFULLY! 1895 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:55,020 [LAUGHTER] 1896 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:58,980 THANK YOU, FOLKS. 1897 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1898 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:21,980 ♪ ♪ 1899 00:57:22,020 --> 00:57:23,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1900 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:31,000 ♪ ♪