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>> START THE CLOCK.
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>> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, SPACED PEOPLE.
PLENTY OF ROOM IN HERE,
EVERYBODY DO THIS -- OKAY.
I SEE, YOU'RE CLAPPING, YOU
CAN'T DO THAT.
THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.
WE ARE SO FAR APART.
NO SPREAD OF THE DISEASE IN
HERE, WE ARE SAFER THAN FUCK IN
THIS PLACE.
THAT'S OUR MOTTO HERE.
WE HAVE ONE MORE SHOW AFTER
THIS, WE HAVE THIS SHOW, SHIT
COULD HAPPEN NOW AND THEN ONE
MORE AND THAT'S THE END, WHAT A
YEAR.
IT STARTED WITH THE FLU, ENDING
WITH A COUP.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
OH, MY GOD.
PEOPLE KNOW THIS, THERE IS LIKE
FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF AFTER A
LOSS, DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING,
DEPRESSION, ACCEPTANCE.
I DON'T WANT TO NAME NAMES BUT
SOMEBODY SEEMS STUCK ON THE
FIRST TWO.
BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST
DRAWN-OUT TRANSITION SINCE
CAITLYN JENNER.
[LAUGHTER]
I MEAN TRUMP, WE THOUGHT HE WAS
A RUSSIAN PLANT, TURNS OUT HE'S
AN IRISH RELATIVE.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
THIS GUY REMINDS ME, REMEMBER
THE MOVIE THE SIXTH SENSE?
REMEMBER THAT MOVIE, THE MAIN
CHARACTER DOESN'T KNOW HE'S
DEAD?
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
IF THIS PRESIDENCY WAS A BAR, IT
IS WAY PAST CLOSING TIME.
WE NEED THAT GUY WHO GOES "YOU
DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME, BUT YOU
CAN'T STAY HERE."
THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING AN
INTERESTING CASE FOR HIMSELF,
HE'S SAYING HE'S UNCOVERED A
CONSPIRACY, A WIDESPREAD
CONSPIRACY INVOLVING TENS OF
MILLIONS OF AMERICANS VOTING FOR
HIS OPPONENT.
[LAUGHTER]
REALLY, THAT'S HIS CASE, HIS
CASE IS "IF YOU DON'T COUNT ALL
THOSE VOTES FOR BIDEN, I WON IN
A LANDSLIDE."
AND ALSO THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE,
VERY UNFAIR.
[LAUGHTER]
DON'T EVER SAY THESE PEOPLE
DON'T TRY, THE PRESIDENT HAS
BEEN SENDING OUT RUDY GIULIANI
GIULIANI --
THAT IS A LAUGH ITSELF, ISN'T
THAT?
WENT TO CONTEST THE VOTE IN
PENNSYLVANIA, IT WAS GOING TO BE
AT THE FOUR SEASONS
PHILADELPHIA.
IT WAS AT FOUR SEASONS TOTAL
LANDSCAPING -- I'M NOT JOKING, I
WISH I WAS, THIS WOULD MAKE A
GREAT SKETCH.
IT WAS IN A FUCKING HOME DEPOT
WHERE HE'S GOING TO BRING OUT
WITNESSES TO THE FRAUD TO.
ONE OF THE WITNESSES TO THE
VOTER FRAUD THAT GIULIANI
BROUGHT OUT DIDN'T EVEN LIVE IN
PENNSYLVANIA AND IT TURNED OUT
TO BE A SEX OFFENDER.
WHEN THEY OFFERED HIM THE JOB OF
POLL WATCHER, HE THOUGHT THEY
MEANT SOMETHING COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE ALL
THIS IS GOING ON THE PRESIDENT
HAS STOPPED PRESIDENTING.
WEDNESDAY WAS VETERANS DAY AND
TRUMP VISITED THE TOMB OF THE
UNKNOWN SOLDIER AND ACCUSED HIM
OF VOTING ILLEGALLY.
OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,
CAITLIN FLANAGAN AND MAX BROOKS
ARE HERE: BUT FIRST, SHE'S
SENIOR LEGAL ADVISER FOR THE
TRUMP 2020 CAMPAIGN:
PLEASE WELCOME JENNA ELLIS.
THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS, CAN I
CALL YOU JENNA?
>> ABSOLUTELY, MY FRIENDS ALL
CALL ME JENNA.
>> Bill: I HOPE WE ARE
FRIENDS, I HOPE WE CAN HAVE AN
HONEST CONVERSATION WITHOUT
TALKING POINTS -- FIRST OF ALL,
I DO ADMIRE YOU FOR COMING ON,
THIS IS A TOUGH ARGUMENT YOU
HAVE TO MAKE, WOULD YOU
ACKNOWLEDGE THAT?
>> I THINK THE ARGUMENT THAT
WERE MAKING ON A APPRECIATE YOU
HAVING ME ON BECAUSE WHAT ALL
AMERICANS SHOULD BE CONCERNED
ABOUT IS EVERY LEGAL VOTE SHOULD
BE COUNTED FAIRLY AND
ACCURATELY.
THIS IS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND YOU'RE
AGREEING WITH THAT.
>> Bill: RIGHT AWAY, WE USED A
TALKING POINT, LEGAL VOTE -- NO
ONE IS CONTESTING THE IDEA THAT
WE ARE NOT WANTING TO COUNT
LEGAL VOTES.
>> JOE BIDEN, HIS PRESS
CONFERENCE LAST WEEK HE SAID
LET'S COUNT ALL VOTES.
WHAT HE HASN'T ACKNOWLEDGED WAS
THAT HE WANTS TO COUNT ALL LEGAL
VOTES, WHAT HE'S WANTING LATE
BALLOTS, HE'S WANTING ALL OF
THESE BALLOTS FROM DEAD PEOPLE,
FROM NONRESIDENTS, HE IS NOT --
>> Bill: WHEN I SAY WELCOME TO
THE SHOW, PLEASE GIVE A HAND TO
MY GUESS, I DON'T HAVE TO SAY
"PLEASE GIVE A HAND TO MY GUESTS
WERE SITTING ON THE PANEL.
WE ASSUME CERTAIN THINGS, WHEN
SOMEONE SAYS VOTES, WE ASSUME IT
MEANS LEGAL VOTES.
TODAY THE PRESIDENT WAS OUT
TALKING ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS
AND HE SAID WE AREN'T GOING TO
TALK ABOUT THAT BUT IN THE
MIDDLE OF IT WHEN HE'S TALKING
ABOUT NOT GOING INTO A LOCKED
DOWN, HE SAID HOPEFULLY WHATEVER
HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE, WHO KNOWS
WHICH ADMINISTRATION IT WILL BE,
I GUESS TIME WILL TELL.
YOU TALK TO HIM ON A DAILY
BASIS, YOU KNOW HIS MIND-SET, I
HAVE NOT HEARD THIS TONE SINCE
ELECTION DAY, WHAT HE TWEETED A
FEW DAYS BEFORE WAS "I WON THE
SELECTION BY A LOT."
THIS SEEMS TO BE A DIFFERENT
TONE.
ARE YOU GUYS ADMITTING THAT
MAYBE YOU LOST?
>> I DON'T THINK IT WAS A
DIFFERENT TONE AT ALL AND I MET
WITH THE PRESIDENT RIGHT AFTER
THAT PRESS CONFERENCE I WAS IN
THE OVAL OFFICE AND HE IS
WANTING TO MAKE SURE NOT JUST
FOR HIS OWN ELECTION BUT FOR
EVERY FUTURE ELECTION THAT WE
KNOW THAT WE HAVE FREE AND FAIR
ELECTIONS IN THIS COUNTRY.
>> Bill: WE DO KNOW THAT.
>> WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
WE HAVE EVIDENCE AND LAWSUITS
THAT ARE CURRENTLY GOING ON,
SOME RECOUNTS IN GEORGIA WITH
THE MARGIN IS SO CLOSE IT'S A
MANDATORY RECOUNT.
>> Bill: YOUR LAWSUITS ARE
BEING LEFT OUT OF COURT.
I'M JUST TRYING TO PRESENT WHAT
IS THE TRUTH WHAT'S GOING ON IN
THE COURTS AND ALSO IN YOUR OWN
ADMINISTRATION, -- THIS CAME OUT
TODAY.
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND
SECURITY, YOU WORK IN
GOVERNMENT, YOU KNOW NOW.
>> ACTUALLY DON'T, I WANT TO
CLARIFY THAT I DON'T WORK FOR
THE WHITE HOUSE I WORK FOR THE
CAMPAIGN AND THE PRESENT
DIRECTLY.
ALL THE PEOPLE ON TWITTER WHO
SAY YOU WORK FOR ME BECAUSE I'M
A TAXPAYER MAYBE THEY NEED TO
READ MY TWITTER PROFILE MORE
CLOSELY.
>>> Bill: APOLOGIES.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
>> Bill: THE DEPARTMENT OF
HOMELAND SECURITY, THAT IS THE
GOVERNMENT.
THEY HAVE A SEPARATE SECURITY
AGENCY -- THAT'S WHAT GOVERNMENT
IS, THAT'S ONE REASON WHY WE
LOVE GOVERNMENT, WHY WE AREN'T A
THIRD WORLD COUNTRY QUITE YET --
[APPLAUSE]
IS BECAUSE WE HAVE PEOPLE IN
PLACE WERE PEOPLE OF GOODWILL IN
BOTH PARTIES WHO DO A TOUGH JOB
AS THIS ELECTION WAS AND THEY
DID IT BRILLIANTLY.
[APPLAUSE]
IN THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND
SECURITY, THERE IS A GROUP
CALLED ELECTIONS INFRASTRUCTURE
GOVERNMENT COORDINATING COUNCIL,
THEY CAME OUT TODAY AND SAID
THERE WAS NO FRAUD, NO EVIDENCE
OF FRAUD, THE MOST SECURE
ELECTION IN HISTORY AND CHAD
WOLF WHO IS A TRUMP APPOINTEE,A
LOYALIST, HE WOULD NOT FIRE THE
HEAD OF THE SECURITY AGENCY WHEN
HE SAID THIS.
WHEN YOU LOSE CHAD WOLF, ISN'T
IT TIME TO SAY MAYBE WE LOST
THIS ONE?
IS NOT A SHAME --
>> IF WE HAD SAID THAT WHEN
EVERYONE WAS TELLING SIDNEY
POWELL TO SEND DOWN ON MICHAEL
FLYNN AND THE RUSSIA COLLUSION
HOAX AND IMPEACHMENT AND
EVERYTHING ELSE, TRUMP'S
LAWYERS, MYSELF INCLUDED, WE
HAVE PREVAILED ON ALL OF THOSE
THINGS AND WE HAVE SHOWN THROUGH
THE EVIDENCE AND THROUGH THE
FIGHT THAT WE ARE WILLING TO
STAND UP AGAINST THE DEEP STATE.
>> Bill: WHERE HAVE WE
PREVAILED IN COURT?
>> IN PENNSYLVANIA.
>> Bill: NO YOU HAVEN'T.
>> IN PENNSYLVANIA, WE HAVE A
COURT ORDER --
>> Bill: I'M SORRY, --
>> LET ME FINISH, IF WE CAN GO
BACK TO PENNSYLVANIA, WE HAVE
PREVAILED ON TWO THINGS.
ONE IS THAT WE HAVE THE
MEANINGFUL ACCESS PART OF THIS,
WE GOT A COURT ORDER FROM A
JUDGE, THIS IS A LONG-STANDING
TRADITION THAT BOTH REPUBLICANS
AND DEMOCRATS NEED TO BE ABLE TO
OBSERVE THE BALLOTS BEING
COUNTED.
>> Bill: OF COURSE IT WAS.
>> KNEW WHAT WAS NOT, THERE ARE
682,000 BALLOTS THAT WERE
COUNTED WITHOUT MEANINGFUL
ACCESS FROM REPUBLICANS OR TEAM
TRUMP.
>> Bill: NOT WHAT THEY SAY IN
THOSE STATES EVEN BY
REPUBLICANS.
>> 682,000 BALLOTS.
>> Bill: JUST STOP IT, JUST
STOP.
[APPLAUSE]
>> DO YOU KNOW MORE THAN THIS
JUDGE IN PENNSYLVANIA?
>> Bill: LET ME READ YOU WHAT
THE JUDGE IN THE PENNSYLVANIA
COURT SAID, YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT OBSERVERS -- THIS WHOLE
IDEA THAT YOU NEED OBSERVERS,
THERE ARE ALWAYS OBSERVERS IN
ELECTIONS!
DO YOU THINK EITHER PARTY HADN'T
THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE THE
ELECTION?
MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE OUR TEAM
AND THEY'RE LOOKING AT THE
BALLOTS?
BOTH PARTIES HAVE THEIR PEOPLE
IN THE ROOM LOOKING AT BALLOTS.
THIS IDEA THAT YOU NEED EXTRA
OBSERVERS --
>> YOU WANT THE FACTS, WE ARE
NOT TALKING ABOUT EXTRA
OBSERVERS, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
MEANINGFUL ACCESS.
IF YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE IN THE
ROOM FROM 100 FEET AWAY AND THEY
AREN'T ABLE TO OBSERVE WHAT'S
GOING ON AND SEEING THAT THERE
ARE BALLOTS THAT ARE BEING
MANIPULATED, COUNTED TWICE, THAT
ARE BEING CHANGED, THAT THE
SIGNATURE MATCHING, ENVELOPES
BEING DESTROYED, WE HAVE OVER
11,000 CREDIBLE REPORTS THAT ARE
COMING INTO OUR ELECTION HOTLINE
THAT ARE --
>> Bill: NOT CREDIBLE.
>> THEY ARE CREDIBLE AND THAT IS
YOUR LAWSUITS --
>> Bill: THIS IS FROM YOUR OWN
HOMELAND SECURITY CYBER SECURITY
INFRASTRUCTURE AGENCY.
"THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT ANY
VOTING SYSTEM DELETED OR LOST
VOTES, CHANGED VOTES, OR WAS IN
ANY WAY COMPROMISED."
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THE JUDGE
IN PHILADELPHIA SAID.
HE WAS ASKING ARE YOUR OBSERVERS
IN THE COUNTING ROOM WHICH IS
WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT?
LET ME JUST FINISH, THEN YOU CAN
ANSWER.
YOUR CAMPAIGN GUY SAID "THERE'S
A NONZERO NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN
THE ROOM.
"A NONZERO NUMBER, THAT'S GOT TO
BE A NEW ONE, MEANING THERE ARE
PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.
JUDGE DIAMOND SAID I'M ASKING
YOU AS A MEMBER OF THE BAR, OUR
PEOPLE REPRESENTING THE
PLAINTIFFS IN THE ROOM?
TRUMP CAMPAIGN: YES.
JUDGE DIAMOND: I'M SORRY, THEN
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
>> I WILL TELL YOU AGAIN, A
NONZERO NUMBER MEANS WE COULD
HAVE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE IN THERE
BUT WHAT THEY DID IN
PENNSYLVANIA, THEY TOOK THE
COURT ORDER AND SAID WE WILL
MOVE UP THE ELECTION OBSERVERS
BY 6 FEET AND THEN THEY MOVED
BACK THE BALLOTS COUNTERS BY
6 FEET.
IF YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE IN THE
ROOM FROM 100 FEET AWAY,
THAT'S --
>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GETTING 100 FEET AWAY,
THEY ARE THE BALLOTS.
>> THEY AREN'T, THAT'S WHY WE
ARE CONTESTING THIS, AND WE WON
IN PENNSYLVANIA.
>> Bill: WHAT YOU AND YOUR
BOSS ARE CONTENDING ARE NOT WHAT
YOUR LAWYERS ARE FIGHTING IN
COURT.
HERE IS THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN
LAWYER IN ARIZONA.
SAYING THIS IS NOT A FRAUD CASE,
WE ARE NOT ALLEGING FRAUD, WE
ARE NOT SAYING ANYONE IS TRYING
TO STEAL THE ELECTION.
[APPLAUSE]
>> LET ME EXPLAIN THAT, THAT'S
ONE OF YOUR TALKING POINTS AND I
UNDERSTAND THAT.
WHAT IS GOING ON IN ARIZONA IS
THAT YOU HAVE THIS "DON'T TOUCH
THE GREEN BUTTON."
WHERE IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM
WITH THE MACHINE BEING USED THE
ELECTION OFFICIALS WERE TELLING
THE VOTER TO TOUCH THE GREEN
BUTTON WHICH EFFECTIVELY
CANCELED OUT THERE VOTE.
THAT IS NOT FRAUD, THAT IS A
DIFFERENT PROBLEM IN ARIZONA
THAN WHAT WE ARE ALLEGING IN
PENNSYLVANIA OR MICHIGAN OR
GEORGIA.
WHEN YOU SAY WE ARE NOT ALLEGING
FRAUD AND USING THAT AS A
TALKING POINT, YOU ARE
MISCHARACTERIZING WITH THE
ATTORNEY IN ARIZONA SAID.
>> Bill: IT WASN'T A TALKING
POINT, IT WAS A QUOTE FROM YOUR
LAWYER.
>> IT'S A TALKING POINT WHEN
YOU'RE USING IT IN A WAY THAT IS
MISLEADING YOUR AUDIENCE, DO YOU
WANT YOUR AUDIENCE TO KNOW THE
FACTS AND THE TRUTH?
YOU INVITED ME ON TO EXPLAIN
WHAT TEAM TRUMP IS DOING, YOU'RE
MISCHARACTERIZING THE STATEMENT
TO APPLY TO OTHER LAWSUITS
OUTSIDE OF ARIZONA IN A WAY THAT
DOES NOT APPLY IN THE CONTEXT OF
WHAT OUR LAWYER SAID IN ARIZONA.
WE ARE ALLEGING FRAUD.
WE ARE ALLEGING FRAUD IN THE
OTHER STATES.
ARIZONA IS VERY SPECIFIC TO THE
GREEN BUTTON.
>> Bill: I SEE WE AREN'T GOING
TO COME TO A MEETING OF THE
MINES HERE, LET'S MOVE ON TO A
MORE PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION OF
THIS BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT
HIMSELF HAS SAID LEADING UP TO
THE ELECTION REPEATEDLY OVER AND
OVER AGAIN, THE ONLY WAY I LOSE
IS IF IT'S RIGGED.
IS THAT YOUR VIEW ALSO?
BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE IF YOU
HAVE THAT VIEW IN YOUR HEAD,
THEN YOU COULD NOT JUST ACCEPT
THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE LOST, CAN
YOU ACCEPT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE
LOST?
>> OF COURSE WE CAN ACCEPT THAT
WE MIGHT HAVE LOST AND OF THE
POINT OF THIS, LET ME CLARIFY IS
THAT WE WANT EVERY LEGAL VOTE TO
COUNT.
THERE'S ALWAYS A WINNER AND
ALWAYS A LOSER IN EVERY ELECTION
OF THE UNITED STATES IN AMERICA.
>> Bill: UNTIL THIS ONE, THE
LOSER ALWAYS LEFT.
[APPLAUSE]
>> HILLARY CLINTON STILL HAS NOT
CONCEDED AND LET ME REMIND YOU
THAT AL GORE IN 2,000 HAD MORE
TIME TO CONTEST THIS IN SIMPLY
ONE STATES THAT HAD ONE VERY
NARROW ISSUE AND IT TOOK 37 DAYS
FOR THAT TO BE RESOLVED.
>> Bill: BECAUSE IT WAS 500
VOTES IN A GIANT STATE.
>> AND --
>> Bill: THAT BUSH'S BROTHER
RAN.
>> WE HAVE 682,000 VOTES IN
PENNSYLVANIA ALONE THAT WE HAVE
NOT BEEN ABLE TO SEE HOW THEY
WERE COUNTED, WE HAVE REPORTS OF
ELECTION FRAUD AND
IRREGULARITIES ON MULTIPLE
STATES, DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT
FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS?
>> Bill: DO YOU CARE THAT
SINCE 2,000, VOTER FRAUD HAS
BEEN STUDIED BY MANY, MANY
ORGANIZATIONS, INCLUDING
CONSERVATIVE ONES LIKE THE
HERITAGE FOUNDATION AND THEY
FOUND OUT VOTER FRAUD, IN PERSON
VOTER FRAUD IS NOT A THING.
IT'S JUST NOT OF THING, IT
DOESN'T HAPPEN ON ANY KIND OF
LEVEL THAT HAS EVER AFFECTED ANY
VOTE AND IT HASN'T ON THIS ONE.
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT ASHAMED
OF HOW YOU'RE DENIGRATING THE
PEOPLE WHO WORK SO HARD IN THE
MOST --
>> THAT'S AN UNFAIR QUESTION, IF
THEY WERE WORKING REALLY HARD
FOR THIS, THEY WOULD WANT TO
MAKE SURE THEIR STATES ARE
CERTIFYING AN ACCURATE COUNT.
>> Bill: THEY ARE, INCLUDING
REPUBLICANS.
>> YOU CAN'T SAY THAT FOR SURE,
DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT THE
RESULTS IS AN ACCURATE COUNT,
HOW MUCH FRAUD IS OKAY WITH YOU?
>> Bill: WHY DO YOU THINK SO
MANY PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT
INCLUDING PEOPLE LIKE RUPERT
MURDOCH, KARL ROVE, THE
STRONGMAN OF TURKEY, THE POPE,
CHINA NOW CONGRATULATED BY THEM,
WHY HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE COME
OVER TO THIS IDEA THAT OKAY,
AMERICA HAD A FREE AND FAIR
ELECTION, WE ARE CONGRATULATING
THE NEW GUY, THAT'S THE WAY IT
WORKS.
YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME,
WHY?
>> CHINA IS DEFINITELY
CONGRATULATING JOE BIDEN BECAUSE
THEY KNOW THEY CAN CONTROL HIM,
BEIJING BUT I DIDN'T SOMETHING
THAT NEEDS TO --
>> Bill: I WALKED INTO THAT
ONE, YOU GOT ME THERE.
>> YOU REALLY DID.
CHINA CONGRATULATING BIDEN IS
NOT A GOOD THING BUT WE HAVE
ALWAYS CONTESTED ELECTIONS
THROUGH LEGAL CHANNELS AND
RECOUNTS, JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE
THE POPE AND SOMEBODY IN MEDIA
CONGRATULATING JOE BIDEN, NO
STATES HAVE YET CERTIFIED THEIR
RESULTS AND THAT'S ALL THAT WE
ARE ASKING IS TO MAKE SURE THAT
THE RESULTS THAT ARE CERTIFIED
ARE THE LEGITIMATE COUNT AND I
THINK THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FAIR
AND EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD AGREE
TO THAT, JUST LIKE AL GORE, THE
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE, DID IN
2,000.
>> Bill: I WILL ASK ONE LAST
QUESTION, I LET YOU GO -- I
COMMEND YOU FOR COMING HERE, YOU
HAVE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE LIKE
ALL YOU HAPPY WARRIORS DO, I'VE
GOT TO ADMIRE THAT.
I'M >> IT'S A GREAT DAY TO THE
DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.
>> Bill: THAT'S WHAT IT'S
ABOUT, YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
FOR THE FINAL QUESTION, LET'S
TAKE A LITTLE TRUTH SERUM.
MY GUESS IS IF I GAVE YOU THE
TRUTH, YOU WOULD SAY I KNOW
DONALD TRUMP LOST THIS ONE, BUT
I'M WITH THE GROUP WHO BELIEVE
THE IDEA THE DEMOCRATS HAVE ARE
SO DANGEROUS AMERICA -- I THINK
THIS IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE -- THAT
WE JUST CAN'T LET THEM TAKE
OVER.
SO WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO.
TRUMP TWEETED OUT JON VOIGHT THE
OTHER DAY WHO SAID THIS IS NOW
OUR GREATEST FIGHT SINCE THE
CIVIL WAR, THE BATTLE OF
RIGHTEOUSNESS VERSUS SATAN,
WHICH I GUESS MAKES BIDEN SATAN,
HE CONTINUED BECAUSE THESE
LEFTISTS ARE EVIL.
I KNOW YOU ARE EVANGELICAL, DO
YOU BELIEVE BIDEN IS SATAN, DO
YOU BELIEVE LEFTISTS ARE EVIL,
DO YOU BELIEVE IT'S OKAY TO DO
ANYTHING TO PREVENT THEM FROM
TAKING OVER?
>> ANYTHING, NO.
I AM AN OUTSPOKEN CHRISTIAN AND
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A COUNTRY THAT
HAS A RULE OF LAW RATHER THAN
RULERS.
THAT'S WHAT WE ARE DEFENDING.
I CAMPAIGNED VERY AGGRESSIVELY
AND VERY HARD FOR
PRESIDENT TRUMP BECAUSE I
BELIEVE THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
SHOULD HAVE REELECTED HIM FOR
FOUR MORE YEARS BUT THAT WAS THE
CAMPAIGN.
ON NOVEMBER 3RD, THE PEOPLE CAST
THEIR BALLOT AND WHAT I'M
FIGHTING FOR NOW IS TO MAKE SURE
TO PROTECT THE AMERICAN SYSTEM
WHICH REQUIRES THAT EVERY LEGAL
VOTE TO BE COUNTED FAIRLY AND
ACCURATELY.
I BELIEVE IN OUR SYSTEM THE
SEPARATION OF POWERS IN THE
JUDICIAL BRANCH OF THE END OF
THE DAY NEEDS TO INTERVENE TO
MAKE SURE THAT WHOEVER IS
DECLARED THE WINNER IS A
LEGITIMATE, FAIR WINNER, JUST
LIKE IN BASEBALL.
THE UMPIRE HAS TO CALL BALLS AND
STRIKES FAIRLY.
I AM AGGRESSIVELY FIGHTING FOR
ELECTION INTEGRITY.
>> Bill: TRUMP GOT THE RIGHT
GIRL FOR HIS JOB.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Bill: I APPRECIATE THAT,
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THAT WAS --
ALL RIGHT.
THIS WILL BE A SOMEWHAT
DIFFERENT DISCUSSION.
HE'S A FELLOW, HI, FELLOW, AT
THE
ATLANTIC COUNCIL AND THE MODERN
WAR INSTITUTE AND AUTHOR OF THE
NOVEL "DEVOLUTION": MAX BROOKS.
SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO BE A FELLOW
SOMEWHERE.
SHE'S A STAFF WRITER AT THE
ATLANTIC AND AUTHOR OF "GIRL
LAND": CAITLIN FLANAGAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
FIRST OFF, THOUGHTS ON JENNA?
>> WHAT A LOVELY INTERVIEW WITH
THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM
MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL.
IT LITERALLY WAS THAT SCENE,
YOUR ARM IS OFF, NO, IT ISN'T!
YES, IT IS!
>> I HAVE TO CORRECT HER ON
SOMETHING.
WHEN JENNA SAID WE HAVE THIS
PRECEDENT OF TAKING A VERY LONG
TIME BECAUSE OF GORE-BUSH.
IT WAS POINTED OUT THIS WEEK
THAT THE 9/11 COMMISSION, ONE OF
THE THINGS THAT IT SAID THAT IS
A FACTOR TO CONSIDER IN 9/11 WAS
THAT THERE IS NOT A NEW
PRESIDENT READY TO RECEIVE
SECURITY BRIEFINGS FOR MUCH
LONGER THAN USUAL AND THIS
TRANSITION ISN'T JUST ABOUT
HIRING PEOPLE AND DECORATING THE
OVAL OFFICE, VERY IMPORTANT
THINGS ARE BEING POSTPONED
BECAUSE OF THIS.
>> Bill: THIS IS THE
SUPPOSITION THAT BIDEN IS GOING
TO STAND THERE ON JANUARY 20TH,
I STILL DON'T -- IT COULD HAPPE
HAPPEN?
I'M SORRY, I'VE BEEN USING THE
TERM SLOW-MOVING COUP IN THIS
SHOW SINCE BEFORE THE LAST
ELECTION WAS OVER AND FINALLY I
HEARD SOMEBODY ELSE SAY IT.
VERY McCAFFREY SAID THIS WEEK
WE ARE WATCHING A SLOW MOVING
TRUMP COUP TO DEFY THE BIDEN
ELECTION, BELIEVE YOUR EYES.
MAYBE THIS WON'T COME TO PASS,
BUT WE TERMINATED HIM AS
PRESIDENT, WE DIDN'T CURE HIM AS
A NARCISSIST.
YOU CANNOT BREAK UP WITH A
NARCISSIST.
I'VE READ ABOUT THIS.
[APPLAUSE]
>> WE KNOW FROM MICHAEL COHEN'S
BOOK THAT TRUMP HAS SPENT ALL
HIS LIFE HAVING THESE AGGRESSIVE
LAWSUITS ABOUT RIDICULOUS --
>> Bill: I WAS ONE OF THEM!
I HAD TO SPEND A HUNDRED GRAND
IN COURT TO DEFEND THE FUCKING
EIGHTH THING.
>> HE WILL GO ON AND ON.
>> Bill: IT KISSES ME OFF
THERE IS NO REPERCUSSIONS FOR A
FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT, TAKE YOUR
SHOT, IF YOU DON'T GET IT, NO
HARM NO FOUL.
SAME AS THIS, THERE SHOULD BE
REPERCUSSIONS FOR TRYING THIS
SHIT, YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIKE I'LL
TRIAL TO SEE THE ELECTION AND IF
I CAN'T, NO BIGGIE.
>> FROM A PHILOSOPHICAL POINT OF
VIEW, WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT
TRUMP IS A DISHONORABLE MAN AND
A SYSTEM THAT OPERATED ON THE
HONOR CODE.
[APPLAUSE]
A LOT OF THINGS WERE NOT DONE
SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT
DONE.
POST TRUMP -- THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
LAWS, LAWS TAKEOVER OR PERSONAL
MORALITY ENDS.
A LOT OF THINGS THAT WERE JUST
NOT RIGHT WILL HAVE TO BE
ILLEGAL IN THE POST TRUMP
ENVIRONMENT.
>> Bill: I DON'T THINK WE ARE
AT THE END OF THIS PROCESS JUST
BECAUSE HE SOUNDED A LITTLE --
HE DENIED IT -- A LITTLE MORE
CONSOLATORY.
FIRST HE TRIED TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM VOTING ALTOGETHER, VOTE
SUPPRESSION, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
THEN YOU TRY TO GO TO THE
COURTS, IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
THEN YOU GO TO THE ELECTORAL
COLLEGE.
THE STATE LEGISLATURES ARE IN
THE HANDS OF REPUBLICANS, THEY
PICK THE ELECT DOORS.
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, YOU'VE GOT
THE SUPREME COURT, THEN OF
COURSE WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE
PURGE AT THE PENTAGON.
THE LAST STEP IF YOU CAN'T GET
IT ANY OTHER WAY IS THE MILITAR
MILITARY.
IT IS VERY DISTURBING TO ME THAT
HE IS GETTING RID OF THE TOP
PEOPLE, HE FIRED THE DEFENSE
SECRETARY AND THE THREE GUYS
UNDER HIM.
THIS IS WHAT TOES DO, THEY PUT
PEOPLE IN PLACE WHEN YOU NEED
THEM IN PLACE.
>> I CAN TELL YOU WHEN THEY
HAPPEN, THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE,
FOR A SUCCESSFUL COUP TO HAPPEN,
YOU NEED TO HAVE PEOPLE IN PLACE
WHO ARE NOT JUST LOYAL TO YOU
BUT HAVE THE LOYALTY OF THE
PEOPLE UNDER THEM.
THESE LOYALISTS HE'S PUT IN
PLACE ARE GREAT A CONSUMMATE FOR
FUCK UPS.
>> Bill: IN THE MILITARY YOU
TAKE THE ORDERS FROM THE FUCK UP
ABOVE YOU, THAT'S WHAT THE MAIN
THING IN THE MILITARY IS, I'VE
GOT TO DO WHAT THEY FUCK UP
ABOVE ME IS UNLESS YOU FRAG HIM.
>> THESE ARE ALSO BIL CIVILIANSD
I WAS IN A CONFERENCE ONCE WHERE
MARK MILLEY TURNS THE CAMERAS
OFF, HE SAID I DON'T WANT A
SOUND BITE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
AND SPUN FOR A POLITICAL AGENDA.
>> Bill: IF HE IS NEXT TO GO,
WE ARE IN TROUBLE.
HE'S THE HEAD OF THE JOINT
CHIEFS, HE SAID I THINK HIS
QUOTE WAS I DIDN'T BELONG HERE
WHEN TRUMP DID THAT THING WHERE
HE EMPTIED LAFAYETTE PARK AND
YOU BROUGHT UP THE MILITARY --
THAT COULDN'T HAVE GONE OVER
WELL WITH TRUMP AND HE SAID THE
MILITARY AS WE ALWAYS KNOW
SHOULD ONLY BE A LAST RESORT, IT
SHOULD NOT INVOLVE PERSONAL
POLITICS.
>> IT SHOULDN'T BE USED AGAINST
YOUR OWN PEOPLE IS ANOTHER IDEA
FOR THE MILITARY.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: IF WE START -- IF I
SEE A PURGE OF GENERALS, EVEN
COLONELS -- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS,
THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN
TROUBLE BECAUSE -- STALIN DID
IT.
YOU'RE GETTING RID OF THE
OFFICER CORPS THAT DOESN'T AGREE
WITH YOU AND WE KNOW THE
MILITARY HAS THIS SUPER
CHRISTIAN ELEMENT, I'M NOT
SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT
EVANGELICALS, LOVELY PEOPLE, SHE
IS ONE -- BUT THERE IS A BIG
CONNECTION.
MORE THAN WE THOUGHT BETWEEN
TRUMP AND THE EVANGELICALS, I
WOULD SAY BECAUSE THEY ARE
GULLIBLE PEOPLE, THEY ARE USED
TO BELIEVING A BUNCH OF NONSENSE
AND NOW QANON COMES ALONG.
I FEEL LIKE TRUMP IS USING THIS
CHRISTIAN ARM NOW.
>> THE WHOLE THEORY OF THE CASE
FOR THESE REPUBLICANS IS THAT
THE DEMOCRATS HAVE ORGANIZED A
S.W.A.T. TEAM OF POLL WORKERS
AND THEY ARE HIGHLY ORGANIZED --
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER MET
A POLL WORKER AND IT'S AN
IMPORTANT JOB, MY MOTHER WOULD
DO IT EVERY FOUR YEARS -- THIS
IS NOT AN ELITE FIGHTING FORCE
THAT CAN SCREW UP AN ENTIRE
ELECTION BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE
HEART OF ASSASSINS.
THEY ARE DISORGANIZED, THEY ARE
DOING THEIR JOB, THEY BELIEVE IN
THEIR JOB AND IT'S REALLY WRONG
TO BRING THEIR WORK AND THEIR
SERVICE INTO THIS KIND OF
QUESTION.
>> Bill: THEY DID AN
INCREDIBLE JOB [APPLAUSE]
THE ONE FEATHER IN OUR CAP COME
THE COUNTRY THAT CAN'T FUCKING
DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE
CORONAVIRUS AND FUCKED UP EVERY
OTHER THING, THIS ONE WE GOT
RIGHT.
CAN I JUST READ -- IF YOU DON'T
THINK IT'S POSSIBLE.
MIKE POMPEO, I THOUGHT HE WAS A
REGULAR REPUBLICAN, NOT MY TYPE
OF GUY BUT WE ARE EXPECTING A
SMOOTH TRANSITION TO THE SECOND
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, THIS IS
OUR SECRETARY OF STATE.
THIS IS DAYS AFTER THE ELECTION,
PETER NAVARRO, HE'S SOMETHING
BIG IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- HE
SAID WE ARE PROCEEDING UNDER THE
ASSUMPTION THAT THERE WILL BE A
SECOND TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
NEWT GINGRICH CALLED WHAT'S
GOING ON A LEFT WING POWER GRAB,
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS AN ELECTION.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
MITCH McCONNELL, WE SAW HIM DO
THIS WITH MERRICK GARLAND, WE
WATCH THAT AND WENT HE REALLY
WOULDN'T, MITCH McCONNELL
COULDN'T, HE WOULDN'T, BUT HE
DID.
ARE WE SURE HE WOULDN'T,
COULDN'T?
>> WHAT YOU SAID IS VERY
TELLING, BECAUSE THE PEOPLE I
HAVE SPOKEN TO A NATIONAL
SECURITY AND HOMELAND SECURITY
THINK THAT -- WHILE YOU NEVER
WANT TO SAY NOTHING WOULD EVER
HAPPEN, YOU NEVER WANT TO SAY A
COUP WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE
AGE OF TRUMP, THE DANGER RIGHT
NOW, THE REAL DANGER THAT WE ARE
FACING IS A HOMEGROWN INSURGENC
INSURGENCY.
THINK ABOUT IT, THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME SINCE THE 90s WHEN
MILITIA ENLISTMENT HAS GONE UP
DURING A REPUBLICAN
ADMINISTRATION.
IT ALWAYS GOES UP DURING
DEMOCRATS, DOWN DURING
REPUBLICANS.
>> Bill: MILITIA MEANING --
>> MEETING ANY SORT OF ARMED
ANTIGOVERNMENT GROUP.
>> Bill: CLEARLY NOT A
GOVERNMENT GROUP, THESE ARE JUST
GUYS IN THE WOODS.
>> THIS IS TIMOTHY McVEIGH.
>> Bill: THESE ARE GUYS
PLAYING ARMY IN THE WOODS.
>> THERE ARE MORE POWERFUL.
>> Bill: THEY'RE NOT OFFICIAL
ENTITIES, THEY JUST BOUGHT
CAMOUFLAGE AND THEY GO IN THE
WOODS.
>> ANTIGOVERNMENT MILITIA.
>> Bill: WHEN YOU SAY MILITIA
AT SOUNDS VERY OFFICIAL.
>> I DON'T MEAN 1776 WITH THE
TRI- CORN --
>> Bill: THEY ARE JUST GUYS
WHO CAN'T GET LAID PLAYING IN
THE WOODS.
>> THEY ARE DOING A LOT MORE NO
NOW.
THAT'S THE THREAT, DO WE DO
PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATIONS, A
GENERAL STRIKE -- THEY HAVE A
PLAN.
IF THEY FEEL LIKE THIS
GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN STOLEN AND
THEY ARE ALL THAT'S LEFT, THEY
HAVE THEIR AR-15 AND THEY HAVE
PLANS POSSIBLY FOR THE NEXT
OKLAHOMA CITY AND THEY HAVE SAID
IT.
WE SAW THIS WITH THE ATTEMPTED
KIDNAPPING OF THE GOVERNOR OF
MICHIGAN.
>> Bill: I MUST GO BACK TO
JOHN VOIGHT.
>> DO WE HAVE TO?
>> Bill: YES, BECAUSE HE
SPEAKS FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.
IF YOU THINK THEY ARE SATAN AND
THIS IS A BIG PART OF KEWEENAW
WHICH IS NOW A BIG PART OF THE
REPUBLICAN BELIEF SYSTEM.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THE OTHER
SIDE ARE PEDOPHILE BABY EATERS.
THE BLOOD IS GOOD, THE BABY -- I
JUST PUSH THE BABY AROUND.
>> IT'S A VERY ANTI-SEMITIC
TROPE THAT THEY ARE ALWAYS
WORKING INTO THAT THEORY.
>> IT'S ALWAYS IN THERE.
>> Bill: IT'S LIKE PAPRIKA, IT
NEVER HURTS TO THROW A LITTLE --
>> WHENEVER A BELL RINGS.
>> Bill: IT'S ALWAYS AS GOOD.
THERE IS A MARCH THIS WEEKEND --
IS IT TOMORROW THAT IT STARTS?
I KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE PERMITS
BUT THEY ARE CALLING IT THE
MILLION MAGA MARCH, I'M
EXPECTING 50,000 PEOPLE BASED ON
HIS ESTIMATES.
SAY IT IS A MILLION, THIS IS IN
THE CITY OF WASHINGTON, D.C.
A BLACK CITY, THERE IS GOING TO
BE COUNTER MARCHES AND GOOD,
MAYBE.
MAYBE IT'S GOOD THESE PEOPLE GET
A WHIFF OF THE GRAPESHOT BECAUSE
I'M PUTTING MY MONEY ON BLACK
LIVES MATTER IN THIS ONE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I THINK THEY ARE HARDER PEOPLE,
I JUST DO.
I THINK THE PROUD BOYS ARE GOING
TO BE THE PANTS BOYS IF IT COMES
TO THIS, IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A
BLACK HAWK DOWN FOR THEM, THEY
CAME TO WASHINGTON AND THEY ARE
SORRY THEY CAME.
>> WE ARE BOTH THE KIDS OF
WORLD WAR II VETS --
>> Bill: ME TOO.
>> FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR
LIVES, THE COUNTRY NEEDS US, WE
NEED TO STAND TOGETHER EVEN WHEN
THE ELECTION WAS LOST AND OUR
SIDE, WE NEED TO START BEING FAR
MORE GENEROUS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO
HAVE SUPPORTED TRUMP AND NOT
KEEP THESE LISTS AND START
SAYING WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A
BIGGER TENT, WE ARE GOING TO
START WORKING ACROSS THE AISLE
BECAUSE WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE
THIS.
>> Bill: I'M GOING TO GET TO
THAT AT THE END OF THE SHOW BUT
RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SAY ELECTION
DAY ALWAYS BRINGS NOT JUST THE
WINNERS, THE BIG WINNERS.
HERE IN CALIFORNIA, WE ARE THE
KING OF THE PROPOSITION, WE KIND
OF INVENTED THIS IN AMERICA, WE
ARE RATHER PROUD OF IT --
ALTHOUGH I HATED EVERY YEAR
BECAUSE READING THE VOTER GUIDE
TAKES ME TEN HOURS.
BUT WE LIKE OUR PROPOSITIONS AND
IT'S CAUGHT ON AROUND THE
COUNTRY AND THE RESULTS ARE NOW
IN FROM A LOT OF DIFFERENT
STATES, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT STUFF.
SOME OF THE PROPOSITIONS THAT
WERE ON BALLOTS AROUND THE
COUNTRY.
FLORIDA HAS PASSED PROPOSITION T
ILLEGAL TO KEEP YOUR SHOTGUN AND
CRYSTAL METH IN THE SAME DRAWER.
MY HOME STATE.
NEW JERSEY PASSED PROP 11, WHICH
ESTABLISHES CONTACT TRACING FOR
THOSE EXPOSED TO THE CAST OF
"JERSEY SHORE."
[LAUGHTER]
THIS WENT ON IN MY STATE.
REAL HOUSEWIVES TO RECYCLE THEIR
OLD FACES.
[LAUGHTER]
NORTH DAKOTA VOTED ON PROP 12,
WHICH OFFICIALLY CHANGES THE
STATE'S NAME TO THE REAL DAKOTA.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
PORTLAND OREGON PASSED MEASURE
15, WHICH REPLACES THE CITY'S
POLICE DEPARTMENT WITH DUDES WHO
PLAY ULTIMATE FRISBEE IN THE
PARK.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
TEXAS PASSED PROPOSITION 2.
ALL DECISIONS ABOUT WHETHER TO
HAVE A BABY ARE PRIVATE BETWEEN
THE DOCTOR AND THE SLUT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING BEFORE I
HAD TO DO MY BIT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING
TODAY -- WHAT IF BERNIE SANDERS
WAS THE CANDIDATE.
IF THEY WENT THIS NUTS ABOUT
CENTRIST OLD SLEEPY JOE?
>> THEY AREN'T AFRAID OF SLEEPY
JOE, WE ALL HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT
FOR A VERY GOOD REASON AND
EVERYBODY WATCHED THAT MURDER, E
WHOLE COUNTRY ROSE UP AND
FOLLOWING THAT, THERE WERE 100
DAYS OF VIOLENCE.
EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS A TINY
PROPORTION OF THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY ELECTORATE AND
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS INSPIRED BY
THE MOST IMPORTANT BECAUSE WE
CAN IMAGINE, I THINK THEY ARE
SEEING THAT -- WHEN THEY SAY
EVIL, THEY ARE SEEING THAT AND
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND JOE IS
THEIR GUY.
>> Bill: THEY DEFINITELY DON'T
DON'T.
IT'S A CERTAIN VICTORY, BUT WHEN
YOU LOOK AT THE MARGINS -- WE
ALL KNOW THE POLLSTERS WERE
WRONG, THE COUNTRY LOOKED AT
TRUMP FOR FOUR YEARS AND HE WON
BY THAT MUCH MORE THAN HILLARY.
DOESN'T THAT SAY MAYBE WE AREN'T
AS SEXIST AS WE THOUGHT?
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE HILLARY
WAS A WOMAN, THEY VOTED FOR
BIDEN BY THIS MUCH MORE AFTER
TRUMP FUCKED UP FOR THAT LONG.
>> THAT IS HOW YOU DEFEAT AN
INSURGENCY, YOU DON'T DO IT WITH
STREET VIOLENCE.
EVERY INSURGENT YOU KILL, YOU
MAKE ANOTHER HUNDRED.
THIS IS WHAT MY DAD DID IN
WORLD WAR II, HE HUNTED WHAT WAS
CALLED WEREWOLVES WHICH WAS WHEN
THE REICH FELL, WHO WENT INTO
THE HILLS AND VOWED TO FIGHT THE
ALLIES FOR 100 YEARS, YOU KNOW
HOW WE DEFEATED THAT INSURGENCY?
WE REBUILT IN GERMANY.
THOSE GUYS CAME OUT OF THE HILLS
AND THEY SAID FRITZ, I'VE GOT A
JOB FOR YOU.
AND IF WE WANT TO DEFUSE THIS
HOMEGROWN INSURGENCY, WE HAVE TO
GOVERN WELL.
IF YOU LOOK AT THE U.S.
MILITARY'S COUNTERINSURGENCY
MANUAL, PEEL AWAY THE TACTICAL
LAYERS, IT'S JUST A HANDBOOK FOR
GOOD GOVERNMENT.
>> WE NEED A MARSHALL PLAN FOR
WEST VIRGINIA?
>> THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT EVER SINCE I'VE
BEEN ON THE SHOW.
GLOBALIZATION HAS RIPPED HALF
THE HEART OF THIS COUNTRY AND
AUTOMATION IS GOING TO RIP THE
OTHER HALF OUT AND IF WE DON'T
GOVERNED BY WHAT AFFECTS THE
MOST AMERICANS, THEN WE WILL
LOSE AGAIN AND FOUR YEARS.
>> Bill: IT'S TRUE, THE
DEMOCRATS LOST THEIR BASE OF A
SPECIALLY WHITE WORKING-CLASS
VOTERS.
>> THANK YOU, RONALD REAGAN.
THE IRISH WERE NEVER REPUBLICANS
IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL
RONALD REAGAN CAME ALONG AND THE
WHITE WORKING CLASS, THE
DEMOCRATS HAVE THE POLICIES THAT
SUPPORT THE SAFETY NET AND THE
WORKING CLASS REALLY NEEDS.
SOCIALLY, WE ARE VERY DIFFERENT
AND IT'S HEARTBREAKING FOR THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY TO HAVE LOST
ANY OF THE WORKING CLASS.
>> Bill: HERE IS THE
CONUNDRUM, YOU DON'T WANT TO
FURTHER ALIENATE THE REPUBLICAN
BASE, THE REPUBLICAN VOTER.
ON THE OTHER HAND, THE
REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP SO HAS THE
WITH HAND IN HOW POWER COMES
ABOUT IN THIS COUNTRY.
AND IF WE GET BACK A LITTLE OF
IT WITH BIDEN -- HE WOULD NEED
THE SENATE TO DO THIS -- BUT YOU
NEED TO WHEN YOU HAVE A LITTLE
OF THIS POWER, ESPECIALLY WHEN
THINGS ARE SO STACKED AGAINST
WITH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE THE
WAY IT IS -- TWO SENATORS, FOUR
FROM THE FUCKING DAKOTAS.
IF THEY HAVE HOW MANY PEOPLE?
WITH THESE STRUCTURAL -- YOU
HAVE TO GET BACK TO POWER WHICH
MEANS PACKING THE COURT, WHICH
MEANS ADDING PUERTO RICO AS A
STATE, YOU HAVE TO DO THOSE
MOVES.
THEY'VE SHOWN WITH MERRICK
GARLAND AND NOW THIS AND
EVERYTHING ELSE TRUMP HAS DONE,
NO CONSCIENCE ABOUT POWER.
WE NEED TO GET BACK POWER.
WE ARE LIKE A DEER HUNTER, THEY
HAVE US IN THAT SHACK PLAYING
RUSSIAN ROULETTE, WE'VE GOT TO
GET MORE BULLETS IN THE GUN.
>> THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS TO
UNDERSTAND HOW DID TRUMP GET
ELECTED?
EVERY FANATIC NO MATTER,
COMMUNISTS, TALIBAN, ALWAYS
STARTS WITH THE KERNEL OF A
LEGITIMATE CONCERN.
PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA VOTED
FOR TRUMP, MY AUNT TOO I LOVE IN
YONKERS, NEW YORK, VOTED FOR
TRUMP, SHE'S NOT A FANATIC --
WHY?
WE CAN FIX THESE PROBLEMS.
THERE ARE ISSUES WE ALL AGREE
ON.
NONE OF US WANT ILLEGAL
IMMIGRATION, WE JUST DON'T WANT
TO TREAT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS LIKE
ANIMALS IN CAGES, RIGHT?
>> Bill: DEMOCRATS DID SAY A
LOT OF THINGS DURING THE
PRIMARIES.
THEY MADE IT SOUND LIKE COME
ONE, COME ALL, AND YOU GET FREE
HEALTH CARE.
>> THERE WERE CERTAIN ELEMENTS
OF OUR PARTY THAT SAID WE WANT
TO GIVE PRISONERS THE RIGHT TO
VOTE IN PRISON.
>> Bill: WRITES, I KNOW.
IT WILL BE NICE IF I CAN JUST
FANTASIZE FOR A MINUTE IF WE GOT
BACK TO A PLACE WHERE WE DIDN'T
HAVE TO OPERATE ALL THE TIME --
THIS IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP THINKS
AND WE HAVE TO REACT TO THAT AS
OPPOSED TO JUST WHAT IS TRUE OR
NOT.
DONALD TRUMP THINKS HE DIDN'T
LOSE THE ELECTION.
>> FOR PEOPLE OUR AGE IT'S
BIZARRE THAT DONALD TRUMP -- HIS
WHOLE LIFE HE WAS A JOKE.
>> Bill: BUT HE CONTROLS OUR
THINKING, THAT WE HAVE TO
PRETEND ALL THE TIME.
>> THE BEST WAY TO ISOLATE --
THAT'S THE THING YOU DO WITH AN
INSURGENT, YOU DON'T DESTROY
THEM, YOU ISOLATE THEM.
MAO ZEDONG SAID THE INSURGENT IS
THE FISH THAT SWIMS IN THE SEA
OF PEASANTS, DRAIN THE SEA AND
DO THAT BY DELIVERING.
THAT'S HOW FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT
BROUGHT ABOUT THIS LIBERAL WORLD
THAT WE ENJOY, HE DELIVERED.
SO WE HAVE CONCRETE RESULTS.
>> Bill: AGAIN, I AGREE WITH
ALL THIS BUT MAKING IT HAPPEN.
I WAS READING THIS WEEK ABOUT
PARLER, DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARLER
IS?
>> HE'S ON IT, HE'S IN THE
MILITIA.
>> Bill: IT'S TURNING INTO THE
RIGHT WING TWITTER, THE RIGHT
WING FACEBOOK.
IT SHOT TO NUMBER ONE ON THE
APPLE STORE AND GOOGLE.
IF YOU THINK IT'S BAD THAT WE
HAVE CURATED FEEDS NOW WHICH WE
DO OF COURSE, WE DON'T ALL SEE
THE SAME NEWS, WE SEE THE
OPPOSITE NEWS, THAT'S WHY A VAST
MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS STILL
THINK TRUMP WON THE ELECTION.
NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
DIFFERENT PLATFORMS APPARENTLY
AND I WAS CRITICIZING SOMEONE
LAST WEEK -- TWITTER THREW OFF
THIS GUY, HE WAS ONE OF THE
HEADS OF HOMELAND SECURITY
GIVING HIS OPINION ABOUT THE
WALL AND MEXICANS AND IT WASN'T
MY OPINION BUT IT WAS AN
OPINION, IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN
SHUT DOWN, THEY ARE DOING WELL.
NOW THESE PEOPLE OF COURSE ARE
SAYING WE WILL GO START OUR OWN
AND THEY DID.
NOW WE AREN'T EVER GOING TO HEAR
THE SAME INFORMATION.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE ACHIEVE
THESE GOALS THAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT WORTHY, THOUGH THEY ARE.
>> ONE OF THE THINGS WE CAN
ACHIEVE IS LET PEOPLE HAVE A
FORUM BUT MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO
THEY ARE.
YOU'RE A HEALTH GUY, RIGHT?
IN THE 1970s, MY MOTHER
LOBBIED SO HARD TO GET
INGREDIENTS PUT ON THE BOXES OF
FOOD SHE WAS FEEDING HER CHILD.
THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS NEED
TO DO THAT BY PUTTING A CHECK
NEXT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER.
I HAD TO BE VENTED TO GO ON
TWITTER AND FACEBOOK, I'M SURE
YOU DID SO PEOPLE KNOW IT'S
REALLY US.
THAT NEEDS TO BE EVERY SINGLE
MEMBER SO I KNOW I'M NOT
LISTENING TO SERGEI AND IGOR IN
KALININGRAD.
>> IF WE WANT TO BRING BACK THE
RIGHT, WE HAVE TO AT LEAST
PRETEND SLIGHTLY THAT EVERY
SINGLE MAJOR NEWS NETWORK IS NOT
COMPLETELY LEFTIST.
I WAS TRYING TO WATCH THE
RETURNS, EVERYONE IS CRYING, GO
TO MSNBC, THEY ARE CRYING TOO.
IF WE ARE CRYING ABOUT THE
RETURNS FROM ALLEGHENY COUNTY
AND WE ARE EXPLICITLY SHOWING
THAT OUR NEWSCASTERS ARE SO
COMPLETELY BIASED, OF COURSE THE
RIGHT IS GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE
ELSE.
OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE
THE TRADITIONAL NEWS.
"THE NEW YORK TIMES," FORGET IT.
IT HAS NOTHING TO SAY TO THE
RIGHT, THAT'S THE POSITION THAT
OUR COUNTRY ACTUALLY NEEDS US,
WE ALL NEED TO GROW UP AND NEWS
GATHERING SOURCES NEED TO GROW
UP, PEOPLE ON AIR, NO MORE
CRYING ON THE NEWS.
TELL YOU ABOUT SOMEBODY GETTING
BEHEADED AFTER SCHOOL,
ALLEGHENY COUNTY RETURNS, THEY
HAVE TO BE TAKEN OUT ON A
STRETCHER.
WE HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND BE A
LITTLE LESS PARTISAN IN THE
NEWS.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: TO YOUR POINT ABOUT
ISSUES, MARIJUANA, MINIMUM WAGE,
MEDICAID.
WHEN DEMOCRATS RUN ON THOSE
ISSUES, THEY WIN AND THE EVEN
WIN IN RED STATES.
THIS LAST ELECTION, NEW JERSEY,
ARIZONA, MONTANA, SOUTH DAKOTA
MADE MARIJUANA LEGAL.
EVEN MISSISSIPPI MADE IT LEGAL
FOR MEDICINAL.
TRUMP WON FLORIDA, BUT MINIMUM
WAGE RAISED WON BIG IN FLORIDA
AND HE WAS AGAINST IT.
DURING THE 2018 MIDTERMS,
EXPANDING MEDICAID BENEFITS.
IDAHO, NEBRASKA, UTAH, CAN YOU
FIND MORE CONSERVATIVE TRIO OF
STATES THAN THAT?
THE SECRET SAUCE IS NOT THAT
SECRET.
>> THE PROPOSITIONS ARE WHERE
PEOPLE DON'T FEEL I BELONG TO
REPUBLICANS OR I BELONG TO
DEMOCRATS, THE PROPOSITIONS ARE
WHERE THEY CAN JUST SAY WHAT
THEY BELIEVE AND THEY HAVE A LOT
OF COMMON BELIEFS.
>> Bill: THANK YOU, THIS WAS
REALLY ENLIGHTENING, THANKS FOR
COMING.
NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES!
NEW RULE: SINCE MIKE PENCE
VANISHED FOR A WEEK AND CAME
BACK WEARING A MASK, WE HAVE TO
ASSUME HE GOT HIS LIPS DONE.
[LAUGHTER]
HEY MIKE, DON'T STOP THERE - GET
YOURSELF A KILLER RACK.
BECAUSE AMERICA ALREADY HAS "AN
ASS THAT JUST WON'T QUIT."
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
NEW RULE: THE TRUMP WINERY HAS
TO COMMEMORATE THE ELECTION WITH
A SPECIAL VINTAGE, SOUR GRAPES.
[LAUGHTER]
WITH NOTES OF BITTER ORANGE,
HORSESHIT, AND SOMETHING ERIC
DROPPED IN THE BARREL, SOUR
GRAPES IS A FULL BODIED,
VOLUPTUOUS, DARE I SAY MORBIDLY
OBESE WINE THAT GOES WITH
EVERYTHING FROM BURNT STEAK TO
K.F.C.
ALSO AVAILABLE IN A SPARKLING
VARIETY, IF THEY CAN GET THE
HOOKERS TO PEE IN IT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
NEW RULE: MCDONALD'S MUST STOP
TRYING TO COME UP WITH HEALTHY
OPTIONS LIKE THEIR NEW MCPLANT
SANDWICH, AND JUST LEAN INTO
BEING MCDONALD'S.
"MCDONALD'S, THE GREASY,
HIGH-CALORIE JUNK FOOD FOR WHEN
YOU WANT TO HATE FUCK YOUR MOUTH
WITH GARBAGE BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IN YOUR LIFE SAYS, "AH, FUCK
IT."
BESIDES, MCDONALD'S ALREADY HAS
A MCPLANT.
THEY'RE CALLED "FRENCH FRIES."
[LAUGHTER]
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL
IPHONE - ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE
"HIDDEN FEATURES."
THE LATEST IS THEIR "TOUCH
SENSITIVE SECRET BUTTON."
GOOD LUCK WAITING FOR MEN TO
FIND THAT.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
NEW RULE: SOMEONE MUST TELL RUDY
GIULIANI, WHO'S BEEN OUT
PROMOTING UNSUBSTANTIATED
CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT THE
INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTORAL
PROCESS - YOU MIGHT BE TAKEN A
LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY IF THE
LAST TIME WE SAW YOU YOU WEREN'T
LYING ON A BED FUMBLING FOR YOUR
DICK.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.
WITH TWO SENATE SEATS IN GEORGIA
STILL POSSIBLE - SEATS THAT WILL
MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
GRIDLOCK AND PROGRESS -
DEMOCRATS MUST FIGURE OUT WHY SO
MANY VOTERS STILL SAY TO THEM
"YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE
SMART ENOUGH, BUT DOGGONE IT, WE
DON'T LIKE YOU."
[APPLAUSE]
UNDER THE HEADLINE "SOMETHING
WENT WRONG," THE NEW YORK TIMES
DESCRIBED A POST-ELECTION
CONFERENCE CALL BETWEEN
DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADERS WHERE
THEY "WEPT, CURSED AND TRADED
BLAME."
WAIT, I THOUGHT WE WON THIS ONE.
WHICH WE DID, AND YES, DING
[LAUGHTER]
DONG, THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH IS
DEAD, CELEBRATION IS IN ORDER:
WE TOOK A BIG STEP TOWARD SAVING
DEMOCRACY, AND IN THE PROCESS
LOST 280 POUNDS OF UGLY FAT.
AALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY LAST FAT
JOKE ABOUT TRUMP FOR THE NEXT
5 MINUTES.
BUT DEMOCRATS WERE SUPPOSED TO
FLIP THE SENATE, AND DIDN'T;
SUPPOSED TO FLIP STATE
LEGISLATURES - NOT A ONE; AND
THEY LOST SEATS IN THE HOUSE.
IN A YEAR THAT WAS SO MUCH ABOUT
MAKING PEOPLE AWARE OF RACISM,
THEIR SHARE OF MINORITY VOTES
WENT DOWN.
THE MESSAGE TO DEMOCRATS FROM SO
MUCH OF THE COUNTRY SEEMED TO
BE, "WE DON'T LIKE TRUMP, BUT WE
STILL CAN'T BRING OURSELVES TO
VOTE FOR YOU."
IF CRACKER JACK WAS MADE OF
POPCORN AND DOG SHIT AND HALF
THE PEOPLE THREW OUT THE
POPCORN, POPCORN SHOULD WANT TO
KNOW WHY.
LIBERALS CAN EITHER WRITE OFF
HALF THE COUNTRY AS
IRREDEEMABLE, OR THEY CAN ASK,
WHAT IS IT ABOUT A "D" NEXT TO A
CANDIDATE'S NAME THAT MAKES IT
SO TOXIC?
LET'S ASK RUBEN GALLEGO - HE'S A
CONGRESSMAN FROM ARIZONA AND HE
WAS ASKED HOW HIS DEMOCRATS
COULD DO A BETTER JOB CONNECTING
TO LATINOS.
HE SAID "FIRST, START BY NOT
USING THE TERM LATINX."
WHICH THE VAST MAJORITY OF
LATINOS HAVE NEVER HEARD OF, AND
WHEN THEY DO, DON'T LIKE.
WHO LIKES IT?
PANDERING, WHITE POLITICIANS WHO
MISTAKE TWITTER FOR REAL PEOPLE
AND DON'T GET IT THAT LATINX IS
LIKE "FETCH": YOU CAN TRY TO
MAKE IT HAPPEN, BUT IT'S NEVER
GOING TO.
[APPLAUSE]
VIRGINIA CONGRESSWOMAN ABIGAIL
SPANBERGER SAID AFTER THE
ELECTION.
"IF WE ARE CLASSIFYING TUESDAY
AS A SUCCESS, WE WILL GET
FUCKING TORN APART AGAIN IN
2022," URGING MEMBERS NOT TO
-- AND THAT'S A CONGRESS ONE --
TALK ABOUT DEFUNDING THE POLICE.
JAMES CLYBURN AGREED: "'DEFUND
THE POLICE' IS KILLING OUR
PARTY" HE SAID.
PENNSYLVANIA DEMOCRAT CONNOR
LAMB SAYS DEMOCRATIC RHETORIC
"NEEDS TO BE DIALED BACK.
IT NEEDS TO BE ROOTED IN COMMON
SENSE."
THANK YOU.
THERE, IN MY OPINION, IS THE
CRUX OF THE PROBLEM: DEMOCRATS
TOO OFTEN DON'T COME ACROSS AS
HAVING COMMON SENSE TO A HUGE
SWATH OF AMERICANS - AND THESE
ARE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN
Q-ANON.
[LAUGHTER]
BUT AS I'VE SAID BEFORE,
POLITICS IN THIS COUNTRY IS
BINARY; YOU HAVE TO WEAR
EVERYTHING ANYONE ON YOUR SIDE
DOES.
REPUBLICANS ARE "THE PARTY OF"
DON'T WEAR A MASK AND KIDS IN
CAGES AND LOCK HER UP, AND
DEMOCRATS ARE "THE PARTY OF"
EVERY HYPERSENSITIVE,
SOCIAL-JUSTICE WARRIOR, WOKE,
BULLSHIT STORY IN THE NEWS.
THE PARTY THAT DISAPPEARS
PEOPLE.
OR TRIES TO.
OR MAKES THEM APOLOGIZE FOR
RIDICULOUS THINGS.
ANNE HATHAWAY APOLOGIZED LAST
WEEK BECAUSE IN HER NEW MOVIE,
SHE PLAYS A WITCH - A FICTIONAL
CHARACTER - THAT HAS THREE
CLAW-LIKE FINGERS.
AND THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO "PEOPLE
WITH LIMB DIFFERENCES."
THE WEEK BEFORE THE NHL'S
ARIZONA COYOTES DROPPED A PLAYER
AFTER IT CAME OUT IN THE PRESS
THAT WHEN HE WAS IN 8TH GRADE HE
BULLIED A DISABLED KID.
YES, THAT'S A BAD THING TO DO,
BUT ARE WE REALLY GOING AFTER
PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY DID IN
MIDDLE SCHOOL NOW?
DEMOCRATS ALREADY LOST SEATS FOR
GOING AFTER WHAT BRETT KAVANAUGH
DID IN HIGH SCHOOL.
COMMON SENSE.
LAST YEAR I READ ABOUT HOW NBC
HELD AN "EMERGENCY MEETING" TO
DETERMINE IF MARIO LOPEZ SHOULD
BE FIRED FROM HIS JOB AT ACCESS
HOLLYWOOD.
I THOUGHT, "HOLY SHIT, DID HE
SEXUALLY ASSAULT SOMEONE?"
NO, HE WENT ON A PODCAST AND,
WHEN THE HOST BROUGHT UP THE
TREND OF LIBERAL PARENTS LETTING
TODDLERS PICK THEIR GENDER
IDENTITY, HE SAID "MY GOD, IF
YOU'RE THREE YEARS OLD AND
YOU'RE SAYING.
YOU THINK YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL
I JUST THINK IT'S DANGEROUS AS A
PARENT TO MAKE THAT
DETERMINATION."
CUE THE GROVELING APOLOGY,
FOLLOWED BY AMERICA SAYING "UH,
I THINK MARIO IS RIGHT - MAYBE
KIDS SHOULDN'T MAKE BIG LIFE
DECISIONS WHILE YOU STILL NEED
TO MAKE CHOO CHOO NOISES TO GET
FOOD IN THEIR MOUTH."
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY - CITE
STORIES BIG AND SMALL THAT ARE
ENDLESSLY ON PEOPLE'S NEWS FEEDS
THAT ADD UP TO A CONSTANT DRIP
DRIP DRIP OF "THESE PEOPLE ARE
NUTS."
EVERYBODY HEARD ABOUT THAT STORY
OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO ABOUT A GUY
WHO GOT ON A CROWDED ELEVATOR
WITH A FEMALE PROFESSOR, AND
WHEN SHE ASKED WHAT FLOOR, HE
SAID "WOMEN'S LINGERIE."
YOU KNOW, A LITTLE JOKE.
FOR WHICH HE EARNED A FORMAL
COMPLAINT BECAUSE IT LEFT HER
"SHAKEN."
SHAKEN?
WHO ARE THESE JELLYFISH?
LIKE THE WOMAN WHO ALMOST
DERAILED BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN
BECAUSE HE KISSED THE BACK OF
HER HEAD BEFORE SHE WENT OUT TO
MAKE A SPEECH.
SHE SAID "HER BRAIN COULDN'T
PROCESS WHAT WAS HAPPENING."
REALLY?
YOUR BRAIN COULDN'T PROCESS THAT
- LIKE STRING THEORY, OR
WORMHOLES?
AN OLD MAN WAS TRYING TO SHOW
SUPPORT IN HIS OLD MAN WAY.
SHE SAID SHE WAS "EMBARRASSED,
SHOCKED, CONFUSED" - WELL, THEN
THE OUTSIDE WORLD ISN'T FOR YOU;
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
AND CERTAINLY, RUNNING THE WORLD
ISN'T.
I TALKED TO A GUY IN THE MIDWEST
ONCE WHO TOLD ME THIS STORY
ABOUT THE DAY HE WENT OUT TO HIS
CAR IN THE SUPERMARKET PARKING
LOT, BUT COULDN'T BACK OUT
BECAUSE A MOTHER AND HER VERY
YOUNG DAUGHTER WERE STANDING
BEHIND HIS CAR, WHICH WAS NEXT
TO THEIR CAR, WHICH HAD A
HILLARY BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
AND THE LITTLE GIRL WAS
SCREAMING AT HER MOTHER, WHO WAS
PROFUSELY APOLOGIZING TO THE
CHILD.
AND HE SAID TO ME, "I JUST CAN'T
LET PEOPLE LIKE THAT TAKE OVER
THIS COUNTRY."
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE VOTE ON; NOT
POLICY.
DEMOCRATS KEPT SAYING IN THE
CAMPAIGN, "YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
THINK TRUMP IS PREFERABLE TO
WHAT WE'RE SELLING," AND MANY
VOTERS KEEP SAYING "YES.
WE.
CAN.
IN FACT, OUR PRIMARY REASON
VOTING FOR HIM IS TO CREATE A
BULWARK AGAINST YOU.
BECAUSE YOUR SIDE THINKS SILENCE
IS VIOLENCE, AND LOOTING IS NOT.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PARTY OF
CHASING SPEAKERS OFF COLLEGE
CAMPUSES AND MAKING EVERYONE
WALK ON EGGSHELLS AND REPLACING
"LET'S NOT SEE COLOR' WITH
"LET'S SEE IT ALWAYS AND
EVERYWHERE.'"
FORMERLY THE
POSITION OF THE KU KLUX KLAN.
IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO WIN
ELECTIONS IF WE'D JUST DROPPED
THIS SHIT.
DEMOCRATS NEED TO LISTEN TO OUR
NEW PRESIDENT-ELECT'S OLD BOSS,
>> "THIS IDEA OF PURITY AND
YOU'RE NEVER COMPROMISED, AND
YOU'RE ALWAYS POLITICALLY WOKE
AND ALL THAT STUFF -- YOU SHOULD
GET OVER THAT QUICKLY, QUICKLY.
>> Bill: QUICKLY.
LIKE BEFORE THEY VOTE IN
GEORGIA.
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.
I WANT TO THANK MAX BROOKS,
CAITLIN FLANAGAN, AND JENNA
ELLIS.
WILL WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK,