1 00:00:07,021 --> 00:00:08,421 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:08,487 --> 00:00:11,887 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:11,954 --> 00:00:18,687 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:18,754 --> 00:00:23,887 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:23,954 --> 00:00:31,521 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:31,587 --> 00:00:36,354 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:36,421 --> 00:00:39,687 >> Bill: HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 8 00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:40,621 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I 9 00:00:40,687 --> 00:00:44,421 APPRECIATE IT. 10 00:00:44,487 --> 00:00:45,654 THANK YOU. 11 00:00:45,721 --> 00:00:50,121 LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE. 12 00:00:50,187 --> 00:00:53,587 WOW. 13 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,021 I APPRECIATE IT, YOU SOUND LIKE 14 00:00:55,087 --> 00:01:02,321 A FULL CROWD. 15 00:01:02,387 --> 00:01:03,587 I'M GOING TO MISS THESE SPARSE 16 00:01:03,654 --> 00:01:06,654 CROWDS WHEN WE GO BACK TO NORMA 17 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:07,154 NORMAL. 18 00:01:07,221 --> 00:01:07,787 I REALLY HAVE COME TO LOVE IT 19 00:01:07,854 --> 00:01:10,587 AND I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAPPY 20 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,054 TODAY. 21 00:01:11,121 --> 00:01:13,187 THE VACCINE NOW AS OF APRIL 1ST 22 00:01:13,254 --> 00:01:15,454 IS GOING TO BE AVAILABLE TO 23 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:21,554 PEOPLE OVER 50 -- SO AGENTS ALL 24 00:01:21,621 --> 00:01:23,354 OVER TOWN ARE SAYING TO THEIR 25 00:01:23,421 --> 00:01:24,387 CLIENTS DON'T DO IT, IT'S A 26 00:01:24,454 --> 00:01:27,254 TRICK TO MAKE YOU ADMIT YOU'RE 27 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,154 OVER 50. 28 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:29,954 IT'S SO FUNNY, YOU CAN GET THE 29 00:01:30,021 --> 00:01:32,387 VACCINE AT ANY AGE IF YOU'RE A 30 00:01:32,454 --> 00:01:34,621 SMOKER, EX-SMOKER, LIVE IN A 31 00:01:34,687 --> 00:01:36,554 CROWDED NEIGHBORHOOD, HAVE A 32 00:01:36,621 --> 00:01:37,821 HANDICAP, AND THE THING IS YOU 33 00:01:37,887 --> 00:01:39,321 DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANY OF THIS 34 00:01:39,387 --> 00:01:42,487 BECAUSE WE ARE ALWAYS AIMING TO 35 00:01:42,554 --> 00:01:44,054 PROTECT THE KEY SECTOR OF THE 36 00:01:44,121 --> 00:01:48,621 L.A. ECONOMY, LIARS. 37 00:01:48,687 --> 00:01:48,887 [LAUGHTER] 38 00:01:48,954 --> 00:01:51,387 [APPLAUSE] 39 00:01:51,454 --> 00:01:53,021 YOU CAN JUST TELL, AMERICANS 40 00:01:53,087 --> 00:01:54,421 JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THE 41 00:01:54,487 --> 00:01:56,621 HOUSE, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO 42 00:01:56,687 --> 00:01:58,654 HAVE EXACTLY THE OLDER LIVES 43 00:01:58,721 --> 00:02:02,354 BACK, JUST DON'T MAKE US WATCH 44 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:05,121 NOMAD LAND. 45 00:02:05,187 --> 00:02:05,787 [LAUGHTER] 46 00:02:05,854 --> 00:02:07,121 YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING DOWN IN 47 00:02:07,187 --> 00:02:09,487 FLORIDA, SPRING BREAK IN MIAMI? 48 00:02:09,554 --> 00:02:11,321 THE KIDS ARE GOING NUTS, THEY 49 00:02:11,387 --> 00:02:13,521 ARE OUT OF CONTROL, AS THEY 50 00:02:13,587 --> 00:02:16,421 SHOULD BE, KIDS, KIDS SHOULD BE 51 00:02:16,487 --> 00:02:16,787 OUT OF CONTROL. 52 00:02:16,854 --> 00:02:19,054 THEY ARE REFUSING TO WEAR MASKS 53 00:02:19,121 --> 00:02:20,287 WHICH IN THEIR DEFENSE, HOW ARE 54 00:02:20,354 --> 00:02:22,254 YOU SUPPOSED TO TELL IF YOUR 55 00:02:22,321 --> 00:02:23,621 POTENTIAL HOOKUP HAS HERPES IF 56 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,021 THEY HAVE A MASK ON. 57 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:27,721 IT'S SPRING BREAK, PEOPLE. 58 00:02:27,787 --> 00:02:30,754 CAN YOU BLAME THEM? 59 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:33,521 IF I HAD BEEN LOCKED UP WITH MY 60 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,087 PARENTS FOR A YEAR, I WOULD WANT 61 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:37,787 TO SNORT XANAX AND 62 00:02:37,854 --> 00:02:38,421 -------------------------------- 63 00:02:38,487 --> 00:02:39,054 -------------------------------- 64 00:02:39,121 --> 00:02:39,721 --------------- THREE ON A SQUAD 65 00:02:39,787 --> 00:02:40,787 CAR TOO. 66 00:02:40,854 --> 00:02:41,054 [LAUGHTER] 67 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:46,687 [APPLAUSE] 68 00:02:46,754 --> 00:02:48,054 , MASS SHOOTINGS AGAIN, WE 69 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:49,854 DIDN'T HAVE THIS FOR A WHILE BUT 70 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,721 NOW WE HAVE ONE LAST WEEK, ONE 71 00:02:51,787 --> 00:02:54,787 THIS WEEK, A 21-YEAR-OLD 72 00:02:54,854 --> 00:02:55,487 CHRISTIAN LUNATIC A WEEK BEFORE 73 00:02:55,554 --> 00:03:00,187 AND NOW A MUSLIM 24-YEAR-OLD 74 00:03:00,254 --> 00:03:02,187 LUNATIC, IN A RELATED STORY, 75 00:03:02,254 --> 00:03:03,421 TODAY AN ATHEIST WENT CRAZY AND 76 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:08,354 REARRANGED HIS BOOKS. 77 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:12,721 RELATED STORY. 78 00:03:12,787 --> 00:03:14,154 YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT -- I LOVE 79 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:16,554 THIS STORY, THE WORLD IS REALLY 80 00:03:16,621 --> 00:03:17,221 SHITTING IT'S PANTS ECONOMICALLY 81 00:03:17,287 --> 00:03:19,221 BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING SHIP 82 00:03:19,287 --> 00:03:22,621 STUCK IN THE SUEZ CANAL. 83 00:03:22,687 --> 00:03:25,354 THIS ONE SHIP, YOU TALK ABOUT 84 00:03:25,421 --> 00:03:26,154 TRAFFIC, IT'S LIKE THE 405 TIMES 85 00:03:26,221 --> 00:03:28,187 A MILLION. 86 00:03:28,254 --> 00:03:31,587 I LOVE THIS PART OF THE STORY, 87 00:03:31,654 --> 00:03:33,554 QANON, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, 88 00:03:33,621 --> 00:03:34,854 QANON SAID THIS SHIP PROBABLY 89 00:03:34,921 --> 00:03:38,554 HAS TIES TO HILLARY. 90 00:03:38,621 --> 00:03:41,387 AND COULD BE TRANSPORTING 91 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:45,054 CHILDREN TO MOLEST. 92 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:45,387 YOU KNOW WHAT? 93 00:03:45,454 --> 00:03:49,421 YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT SEX WITH 94 00:03:49,487 --> 00:03:52,454 CHILDREN A LOT. 95 00:03:52,521 --> 00:03:52,721 [LAUGHTER] 96 00:03:52,787 --> 00:03:55,754 [APPLAUSE] 97 00:03:55,821 --> 00:04:03,621 HOW DID YOU GET THERE FROM BOAT? 98 00:04:03,687 --> 00:04:06,987 BUT BIDEN HAD A PRESS 99 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:08,954 CONFERENCE, IT'S INTERESTING, HE 100 00:04:09,021 --> 00:04:10,821 HASN'T HAD ONE YET, HE WOULDN'T 101 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:11,754 HAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE AND HE 102 00:04:11,821 --> 00:04:14,954 DID AND OF COURSE THEY TALK 103 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,554 THEMSELVES UP THERE ON FOX NEWS, 104 00:04:16,621 --> 00:04:18,121 THE IDEA THAT BIDEN IS 105 00:04:18,187 --> 00:04:19,521 COMPLETELY SENILE LIKE HE CAN'T 106 00:04:19,587 --> 00:04:21,054 GET THROUGH A SENTENCE WITHOUT 107 00:04:21,121 --> 00:04:22,054 FORGETTING WHAT COUNTRY THIS IS 108 00:04:22,121 --> 00:04:31,354 OR ANY MINUTE HE'S GOING TO PEE 109 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:33,221 HIS PANTS LIKE BRADLEY COOPER ON 110 00:04:33,287 --> 00:04:33,587 A STAR IS BORN. 111 00:04:33,654 --> 00:04:36,721 HE DID AN HOUR, I THOUGHT HE HIT 112 00:04:36,787 --> 00:04:39,354 THE RIGHT NOTE, FORCEFUL WITHOUT 113 00:04:39,421 --> 00:04:43,154 ASKING ANYONE TO STEP OUTSIDE. 114 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:43,987 THAT'S JOE. 115 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:46,954 HIS BIG NEWS IS WE NOW ARE 116 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:47,787 PROPOSING, HE IS PROPOSING, 117 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:51,787 DEMOCRATS WANT TO SELL THIS, A 118 00:04:51,854 --> 00:04:53,954 $3 TRILLION INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN, 119 00:04:54,021 --> 00:04:55,487 INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE BROADEST 120 00:04:55,554 --> 00:04:56,921 SENSE INCLUDES CHILD CARE, 121 00:04:56,987 --> 00:05:00,187 ENERGY EFFICIENCY IN BUILDINGS, 122 00:05:00,254 --> 00:05:01,721 5G, RURAL BROADBAND, RETRAINING 123 00:05:01,787 --> 00:05:04,721 OF WORKERS, LOTS OF STUFF, 124 00:05:04,787 --> 00:05:06,621 ROADS, BRIDGES, REDOING THE 125 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:08,421 ELECTRICAL GRID, VEHICLE 126 00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:10,421 RECHARGING STATIONS, IT SOUNDS 127 00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:11,754 VERY AMBITIOUS CONSIDERING THE 128 00:05:11,821 --> 00:05:16,954 LAST GUY COULDN'T BUILD A WALL. 129 00:05:17,021 --> 00:05:17,621 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 130 00:05:17,687 --> 00:05:21,754 BUT MAYBE I'M TAKING IT TOO FAR. 131 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:22,587 YOU KNOW WHAT? 132 00:05:22,654 --> 00:05:24,187 THERE ARE OF COURSE THINGS ABOUT 133 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:25,454 IT I HAVE TROUBLE WITH BUT IT'S 134 00:05:25,521 --> 00:05:29,921 GOOD THE COUNTRY IS MOVING AGAI 135 00:05:29,987 --> 00:05:30,254 AGAIN. 136 00:05:30,321 --> 00:05:31,121 OUT OF THIS RETRO GRADE AND YOU 137 00:05:31,187 --> 00:05:33,087 CAN FEEL IT ALL OVER AND THINGS 138 00:05:33,154 --> 00:05:35,087 ARE HAPPENING ALL OVER, FOR 139 00:05:35,154 --> 00:05:37,154 EXAMPLE IN VIRGINIA, THE FIRST 140 00:05:37,221 --> 00:05:38,421 SOUTHERN STATE NOW THAT IS 141 00:05:38,487 --> 00:05:39,954 BANNING THE DEATH PENALTY, THEY 142 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:41,221 ALREADY GOT A CALL FROM 143 00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:41,854 WEST VIRGINIA IF THEY CAN HAVE 144 00:05:41,921 --> 00:05:48,121 THE CHAIR. 145 00:05:48,187 --> 00:05:48,787 [LAUGHTER] 146 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:49,054 [APPLAUSE] 147 00:05:49,121 --> 00:05:50,387 AND NEW YORK STATE, WHERE I 148 00:05:50,454 --> 00:05:52,521 SPENT SO MUCH OF MY TIME, IS 149 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:58,921 GOING TO LEGALIZE POT FINALLY. 150 00:05:58,987 --> 00:06:03,087 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 151 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,154 GOVERNOR CUOMO SAYS HE WILL SIGN 152 00:06:04,221 --> 00:06:06,654 THE BILL AS SOON AS HE GETS DONE 153 00:06:06,721 --> 00:06:08,154 SEARCHING HIS ASSISTANT FOR A 154 00:06:08,221 --> 00:06:08,321 PEN. 155 00:06:08,387 --> 00:06:14,187 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. 156 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:15,021 BRET STEPHENS AND CAITLIN 157 00:06:15,087 --> 00:06:15,821 FLANAGAN ARE HERE. 158 00:06:15,887 --> 00:06:16,854 BUT FIRST, HE'S THE FORMER U.S. 159 00:06:16,921 --> 00:06:18,554 DIRECTOR OF THE CYBERSECURITY 160 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:22,454 AND INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY 161 00:06:22,521 --> 00:06:25,587 AGENCY, MY OLD JOB. 162 00:06:25,654 --> 00:06:27,321 I SAID THAT A MILLION TIMES, 163 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,954 THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS ONE 164 00:06:30,021 --> 00:06:30,287 YET. 165 00:06:30,354 --> 00:06:32,354 HE IS NOW A FOUNDING PARTNER AT 166 00:06:32,421 --> 00:06:34,054 KREBS STAMOS GROUP: 167 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:37,921 CHRISTOPHER KREBS. 168 00:06:37,987 --> 00:06:39,054 GREAT TO SEE YOU, THANKS FOR 169 00:06:39,121 --> 00:06:43,787 BEING HERE. 170 00:06:43,854 --> 00:06:45,621 WASHINGTON IS KNOWN TO HAVE THAT 171 00:06:45,687 --> 00:06:47,054 KIND OF CRAZY ALPHABET SOUP, 172 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:49,587 EVERY AGENCY AND WE KNOW SOME OF 173 00:06:49,654 --> 00:06:50,854 THEM, EPA, MOST PEOPLE NO, SOME 174 00:06:50,921 --> 00:06:52,787 PEOPLE DON'T -- THIS ONE I WAS 175 00:06:52,854 --> 00:06:53,621 NOT FAMILIAR WITH. 176 00:06:53,687 --> 00:06:54,954 LET'S GO THROUGH IT WORD BY 177 00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:57,321 WORD, WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE 178 00:06:57,387 --> 00:06:58,554 PLACE YOU WORK FOR? 179 00:06:58,621 --> 00:07:00,887 SPEAK OF THE CYBER SECURITY AND 180 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:01,521 INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY AGENCY. 181 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,321 >> Bill: WHY ARE THOSE LINKED 182 00:07:04,387 --> 00:07:04,587 TOGETHER? 183 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:06,554 >> CYBERSECURITY IS JUST ANOTHER 184 00:07:06,621 --> 00:07:08,821 RISK POSED TO OUR NATION'S 185 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,454 BUSINESSES, GOVERNMENT AGENCIES 186 00:07:10,521 --> 00:07:12,087 COME OUR NATION'S 187 00:07:12,154 --> 00:07:12,754 INFRASTRUCTURE. 188 00:07:12,821 --> 00:07:14,387 PHYSICAL RISK, CYBERSECURITY 189 00:07:14,454 --> 00:07:14,721 RISK, WE HELP. 190 00:07:14,787 --> 00:07:17,587 >> Bill: WHAT DID YOU DO ALL 191 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:17,821 DAY? 192 00:07:17,887 --> 00:07:19,221 I'M NOT SAYING THAT SKEPTICALLY, 193 00:07:19,287 --> 00:07:20,321 I JUST REALLY DON'T KNOW. 194 00:07:20,387 --> 00:07:23,621 >> IT'S A BIG MISSION. 195 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:26,354 THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO 196 00:07:26,421 --> 00:07:28,521 TYPICALLY IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS 197 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:29,454 WAS CHECKED TWITTER AND SEE WHAT 198 00:07:29,521 --> 00:07:32,754 THE FORMER GUY TWEETED ABOUT AND 199 00:07:32,821 --> 00:07:34,354 HOW THAT WOULD AFFECT MY DAY. 200 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,587 >> Bill: IS THAT RIGHT? 201 00:07:36,654 --> 00:07:38,554 THAT WAS THE BIG ISSUE. 202 00:07:38,621 --> 00:07:40,054 GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF A TWEET 203 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:41,487 AND SOMETHING WHERE YOU WERE 204 00:07:41,554 --> 00:07:43,687 LIKE OH, FUCK, LOOK WHAT HE SAID 205 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:46,154 AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO 206 00:07:46,221 --> 00:07:46,421 SOMETHING. 207 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:49,221 >> TYPICALLY, THE LAST YEAR AND 208 00:07:49,287 --> 00:07:49,854 THAT 2020 ELECTION, THE RIGGED 209 00:07:49,921 --> 00:07:54,654 ELECTION, THAT WOULD CAUSE 210 00:07:54,721 --> 00:07:56,954 ACROSS A LOT OF OUR PARTNERS AND 211 00:07:57,021 --> 00:07:57,554 ELECTION OFFICIALS, A LOT OF 212 00:07:57,621 --> 00:07:58,287 CONSTERNATION THAT WE WOULD HAVE 213 00:07:58,354 --> 00:08:01,321 TO GET THE MESSAGING STRAIGHT. 214 00:08:01,387 --> 00:08:03,087 AT SOME GUIDANCE OUT AND PRIOR 215 00:08:03,154 --> 00:08:06,554 TO THAT, IT WAS A LOT OF RUSSIA. 216 00:08:06,621 --> 00:08:08,287 >> Bill: AND THEN TRUMP FIRED 217 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:09,621 YOU, THAT'S HOW I CAME TO KNOW 218 00:08:09,687 --> 00:08:10,187 YOU. 219 00:08:10,254 --> 00:08:12,687 THAT'S HOW WE COME TO KNOW 220 00:08:12,754 --> 00:08:13,887 PEOPLE IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS, 221 00:08:13,954 --> 00:08:15,521 FIRED YOU BY TWEET OF COURSE. 222 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:16,254 THAT DAY WHEN YOU WERE LOOKING 223 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:19,521 AT THE TWEETS -- IT GOT VERY 224 00:08:19,587 --> 00:08:23,121 PERSONAL THAT DAY. 225 00:08:23,187 --> 00:08:24,387 >> YEAH, THAT WAS AT THE END OF 226 00:08:24,454 --> 00:08:29,554 THE DAY, 6:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME. 227 00:08:29,621 --> 00:08:31,521 >> Bill: NOT THAT YOU CARE, 228 00:08:31,587 --> 00:08:32,954 NOT THAT IT HURT. 229 00:08:33,021 --> 00:08:35,887 >> I HAD JUST WALKED IN THE DOOR 230 00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:37,454 AND I HAD THOUGHT I HAD MAYBE 231 00:08:37,521 --> 00:08:38,287 GOTTEN THROUGH THE WORST OF IT 232 00:08:38,354 --> 00:08:39,421 AND I MIGHT BE ABLE TO STICK 233 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:42,554 AROUND FOR TRANSITION AND I GET 234 00:08:42,621 --> 00:08:44,554 A TEXT FROM A BUDDY THAT SAYS -- 235 00:08:44,621 --> 00:08:45,554 >> Bill: JUST TO PUT IT IN 236 00:08:45,621 --> 00:08:46,521 PERSPECTIVE THIS IS AFTER THE 237 00:08:46,587 --> 00:08:47,887 ELECTION WHEN TRUMP WAS SAYING 238 00:08:47,954 --> 00:08:49,721 THE THING WAS RIGGED AND THIS 239 00:08:49,787 --> 00:08:51,254 WAS THREE WEEKS AFTER THE 240 00:08:51,321 --> 00:08:51,521 ELECTION? 241 00:08:51,587 --> 00:08:52,954 >> TWO WEEKS TO THE DAY. 242 00:08:53,021 --> 00:08:54,387 >> Bill: WE KNOW WHO WON BY 243 00:08:54,454 --> 00:08:56,754 THEN BUT HE WAS STILL RANTING 244 00:08:56,821 --> 00:08:59,221 AND RAVING AT YOU CAME OUT AND 245 00:08:59,287 --> 00:09:02,954 SAID "MY MEMORY OF IT WAS I 246 00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:05,321 LOOKED AT THIS, I'M THE EXPERT, 247 00:09:05,387 --> 00:09:06,887 THESE PEOPLE HAVE NOT CHEATED, 248 00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:07,854 IT'S THE CLEANEST ELECTION WE 249 00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:10,421 HAVE EVER HAD AND THIS IS ALL 250 00:09:10,487 --> 00:09:10,687 BULLSHIT." 251 00:09:10,754 --> 00:09:13,487 AND YOU'RE FIRED. 252 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,121 BUT YOU DIDN'T BEND THE KNEE, 253 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,321 GOOD FOR YOU, THAT'S WHY WE LIKE 254 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:21,021 YOU. 255 00:09:21,087 --> 00:09:25,754 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 256 00:09:25,821 --> 00:09:26,421 AND YOU'RE HAPPIER WITH YOUR 257 00:09:26,487 --> 00:09:29,687 DECISION THAN EVER, I'M GUESSIN 258 00:09:29,754 --> 00:09:30,521 GUESSING? 259 00:09:30,587 --> 00:09:32,454 >> I NEVER THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT 260 00:09:32,521 --> 00:09:33,454 IT. 261 00:09:33,521 --> 00:09:36,421 THIS IS PUTTING COUNTRY OVER 262 00:09:36,487 --> 00:09:37,654 PARTY. 263 00:09:37,721 --> 00:09:41,487 [APPLAUSE] 264 00:09:41,554 --> 00:09:44,921 ULTIMATELY, I THINK IT WORKED 265 00:09:44,987 --> 00:09:49,187 OUT FOR ME, THERE WAS SOME ROUGH 266 00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:50,454 PATCHES IN DECEMBER AND JANUARY. 267 00:09:50,521 --> 00:09:51,621 >> Bill: YOU'RE ON TV NOW! 268 00:09:51,687 --> 00:09:55,721 AND HE'S NOT EVEN ON TWITTER! 269 00:09:55,787 --> 00:09:55,987 [LAUGHTER] 270 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,521 YOU WON THIS ONE. 271 00:09:58,587 --> 00:10:01,754 SO LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING 272 00:10:01,821 --> 00:10:02,821 ON. 273 00:10:02,887 --> 00:10:04,387 WHAT I KEEP READING IS THE 274 00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:05,921 LARGEST CYBER ATTACK EVER 275 00:10:05,987 --> 00:10:08,121 HAPPENED IN THE LAST YEAR, 276 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:08,854 RIGHT? 277 00:10:08,921 --> 00:10:09,554 >> WHICH ONE? 278 00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:11,621 >> Bill: THE ONE THAT WENT ON 279 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:13,087 FOR EIGHT OR NINE MONTHS? 280 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:17,054 >> THERE MIGHT BE TWO OR MORE. 281 00:10:17,121 --> 00:10:18,387 >> Bill: THERE IS ONE THAT 282 00:10:18,454 --> 00:10:19,887 WE'VE ALL BEEN READING ABOUT, IT 283 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:21,521 GOT INTO EVERY DEPARTMENT, FOR 284 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:22,921 MONTHS AND MONTHS, I GUESS THEY 285 00:10:22,987 --> 00:10:24,187 DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 286 00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:27,721 >> THAT WAS THE RUSSIANS AGAIN. 287 00:10:27,787 --> 00:10:28,454 >> Bill: TRUMP SAID CHINA BUT 288 00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:31,021 EVERYONE ELSE SAID RUSSIA, 289 00:10:31,087 --> 00:10:33,521 YOU'RE SURE IT'S RUSSIA. 290 00:10:33,587 --> 00:10:36,121 >> IT'S GOT ALL THE HALLMARKS OF 291 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:36,854 A RUSSIAN ESPIONAGE OPERATION. 292 00:10:36,921 --> 00:10:38,721 >> Bill: WE KEEP HAVING THESE 293 00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:40,254 THINGS HAPPEN WITH RUSSIA, WHAT 294 00:10:40,321 --> 00:10:42,321 IS THE APPROPRIATE, IN YOUR 295 00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:43,221 VIEW, RESPONSE -- WE DON'T WANT 296 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:44,254 TO BLOW EACH OTHER UP OVER THIS 297 00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:46,421 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE WE ARE NOT 298 00:10:46,487 --> 00:10:49,654 DOING ANYTHING. 299 00:10:49,721 --> 00:10:53,221 >> WE ARE, THE HEAD OF CYBER 300 00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:55,087 COMMAND AND THE NSA AND THE 301 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,721 NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY TALKED 302 00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:57,454 ABOUT SOME OF THE OPERATIONS 303 00:10:57,521 --> 00:11:00,321 THEY RAN AHEAD OF THE ELECTION, 304 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,954 I LOOK AT THIS SPECIFIC ONE, THE 305 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:05,054 SUNBURST HACK AFFILIATED WITH 306 00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:10,154 SOLAR WINDS, THERE WAS DEGREE OF 307 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:10,954 RESTRAINT WITH IT. 308 00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:13,487 IF WE THINK BACK TO 2017 WHEN I 309 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:16,454 JUST STARTED MY OLD JOB, THERE 310 00:11:16,521 --> 00:11:18,821 IS SOMETHING CALLED BAD RABBITS, 311 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:24,321 ALL REALLY WONKY NAMES AND 2017 312 00:11:24,387 --> 00:11:26,487 WAS PROBABLY THE YEAR OF THE 313 00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:27,754 GREAT HACKS. 314 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,587 THESE EVENTS INCLUDING THE MORE 315 00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,721 RECENT ONE ATTRIBUTED TO 316 00:11:31,787 --> 00:11:34,554 CHINA -- MAYBE NOT THAT ONE BUT 317 00:11:34,621 --> 00:11:36,321 THE RUSSIAN ONE SHOW SOME 318 00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:37,087 RESTRAINT, MAYBE THEY'VE 319 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,054 LEARNED, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING 320 00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:40,521 BUT CYBER IS THE NEW NORMAL. 321 00:11:40,587 --> 00:11:41,587 >> Bill: LET'S GO BACK TO THE 322 00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:45,121 PART ABOUT WHAT ARE WE DOING? 323 00:11:45,187 --> 00:11:47,987 >> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION FOR 324 00:11:48,054 --> 00:11:48,421 SOMEBODY ELSE. 325 00:11:48,487 --> 00:11:50,054 >> Bill: A GREAT QUESTION FOR 326 00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:50,387 SOMEBODY ELSE. 327 00:11:50,454 --> 00:11:54,287 >> GO ASK JOE. 328 00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:55,187 >> Bill: IS IT OFFENSIVE? 329 00:11:55,254 --> 00:11:57,687 IT SEEMS LIKE DEFENSE CAN ONLY 330 00:11:57,754 --> 00:11:58,587 DO SO MUCH. 331 00:11:58,654 --> 00:11:59,987 I KNOW WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE, 332 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:03,121 WE'VE DONE IT TO IRAN. 333 00:12:03,187 --> 00:12:07,954 >> THERE WAS A MEETING LAST WEEK 334 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:09,654 BETWEEN THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT 335 00:12:09,721 --> 00:12:10,221 AND THE SECRETARY OF STATE, 336 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:12,654 NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR AND 337 00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:13,654 THE CHINESE HAD A LINE ABOUT HOW 338 00:12:13,721 --> 00:12:17,454 WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. 339 00:12:17,521 --> 00:12:18,721 I TEND TO THINK FROM THE CYBER 340 00:12:18,787 --> 00:12:25,387 PERSPECTIVE THAT THE U.S. IS THE 341 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,587 BEST. 342 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:29,987 BUT WE LIVE IN THE GLASS EAST OF 343 00:12:30,054 --> 00:12:30,687 HOUSES WHICH MAKES THINGS A 344 00:12:30,754 --> 00:12:33,854 LITTLE CHALLENGING. 345 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,787 >> Bill: JUST WITHIN CYBER OR 346 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:36,487 WITHIN EVERYTHING? 347 00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:37,887 >> IS THE DIGITAL ECONOMY, THE 348 00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:41,287 WAY EVERYTHING WE DO, NOW, 349 00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:43,021 SCHOOL, BUSINESS, GOVERNMENTS, 350 00:12:43,087 --> 00:12:44,887 EVERYTHING IS DEPENDENT ON THE 351 00:12:44,954 --> 00:12:45,587 INTERNET. 352 00:12:45,654 --> 00:12:47,087 WE ARE INCREDIBLY DEPENDENT ON 353 00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:47,721 THE INTERNET AND THAT MAKES FOR 354 00:12:47,787 --> 00:12:53,387 A LOT OF THINGS WITH THE BAD 355 00:12:53,454 --> 00:12:53,587 GUYS. 356 00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:55,221 >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT BITCOIN? 357 00:12:55,287 --> 00:12:58,621 WHAT YOU SEE THAT GOING? 358 00:12:58,687 --> 00:13:01,121 THAT'S SORT OF IN YOUR AREA, I 359 00:13:01,187 --> 00:13:01,921 SEE IT BRINGING DOWN 360 00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:02,787 CIVILIZATION BUT MAYBE -- 361 00:13:02,854 --> 00:13:05,887 >> IT DEPENDS ON WHAT ANGLE OF 362 00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:09,854 BITCOIN AND CRYPTOCURRENCY BUT 363 00:13:09,921 --> 00:13:11,787 CRYPTOCURRENCY AS I SEE IT AS 364 00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,021 ONE OF THE SINGLE ENABLING 365 00:13:13,087 --> 00:13:14,987 FACTORS THAT HAS ALLOWED CYBER 366 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:18,721 CRIMINALS TO DEPLOY A MASSIVE 367 00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:20,454 AMOUNT OF LAND SOMEWHERE. 368 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:22,621 THE ANONYMOUS PAYMENTS, THE 369 00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:23,621 ABILITY TO PAY ANONYMOUSLY AND 370 00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:25,521 THAT IS THE CYBER THREAT THAT 371 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,821 THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS MOST 372 00:13:27,887 --> 00:13:29,787 CONCERNED ABOUT BECAUSE THEY 373 00:13:29,854 --> 00:13:30,587 FEEL IT AT HOME. 374 00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:31,154 ALL OF THIS OTHER STUFF BUT 375 00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:34,054 RUSSIA AND CHINA, THAT'S 376 00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:34,554 EPHEMERAL. 377 00:13:34,621 --> 00:13:36,821 >> Bill: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 378 00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:38,787 SCHOOLS, 1600 SCHOOLS WERE HIT 379 00:13:38,854 --> 00:13:39,021 LAST YEAR. 380 00:13:39,087 --> 00:13:41,121 >> HOSPITALS AND GOVERNMENT 381 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,754 AGENCIES, BALTIMORE GOT HIT 382 00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:45,721 TWICE, ATLANTA, 383 00:13:45,787 --> 00:13:46,121 MECKLENBURG COUNTY 384 00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:48,187 NORTH CAROLINA, 23 COUNTIES IN 385 00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:48,654 TEXAS. 386 00:13:48,721 --> 00:13:50,421 LOUISIANA HAS BEEN HIT A COUPLE 387 00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:50,621 TIMES. 388 00:13:50,687 --> 00:13:53,721 >> Bill: AND THEY JUST WANT 389 00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:55,621 MONEY, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING 390 00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:57,621 SOPHISTICATED, THIS IS NOT 391 00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,454 IDEOLOGICAL IT'S LIKE AT THE END 392 00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:01,187 OF DIE-HARD WHEN HE FINDS OUT 393 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:01,821 THEY'RE NOT TERRORISTS, THEY'RE 394 00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:04,121 JUST ROBBERS. 395 00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:10,487 >> IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT. 396 00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:12,854 IF THERE IS A VULNERABILITY, 397 00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:15,687 EXPLOIT, MONEY OR INFORMATION TO 398 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,154 BE HAD NO MEANINGFUL 399 00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:17,321 CONSEQUENCES, THE BAD GUYS ARE 400 00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:20,254 GOING TO RUN WILD SO WE HAVE TO 401 00:14:20,321 --> 00:14:20,754 CHANGE THAT EQUATION. 402 00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:23,487 LOOKING AT CRYPTOCURRENCY, WE 403 00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:25,521 NEED TO LOOK AT THAT. 404 00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:26,621 WE NEED TO START HOLDING SOME OF 405 00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:28,254 THESE COUNTRIES LIKE RUSSIA THAT 406 00:14:28,321 --> 00:14:30,387 ALLOW THESE CYBER CRIMINALS TO 407 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,087 OPERATE IN THEIR SOVEREIGN 408 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:31,787 TERRITORY WITH IMPUNITY, WE NEED 409 00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:34,654 TO FOCUS ON THAT. 410 00:14:34,721 --> 00:14:36,454 YOU GET BACK HOME, WE HAVE TO 411 00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:39,787 HELP STATE AND LOCALS TO IMPROVE 412 00:14:39,854 --> 00:14:41,087 THEIR DEFENSES AND I FEAR IT'S 413 00:14:41,154 --> 00:14:44,554 ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE BECAUSE 414 00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:45,754 OF THE WAY TAX REVENUES AT THE 415 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:47,021 STATE LEVEL HAVE TAKEN A REAL 416 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,087 HIT BECAUSE OF COVID. 417 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,121 I THINK WHEN WE TALK ABOUT 418 00:14:51,187 --> 00:14:52,887 INFRASTRUCTURE AND INVESTMENTS, 419 00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:54,721 WE'VE GOT TO HAVE A 21ST CENTURY 420 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:55,487 DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE 421 00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:58,021 INVESTMENT. 422 00:14:58,087 --> 00:15:00,354 >> Bill: TELL BY THE NEAR 423 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,721 READY TO GO BACK TO WORK. 424 00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:03,954 >> HOPEFULLY HE IS WATCHING. 425 00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:06,421 >> Bill: I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU 426 00:15:06,487 --> 00:15:08,654 DID. 427 00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:09,121 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 428 00:15:09,187 --> 00:15:11,821 ♪ ♪ 429 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:12,287 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 430 00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:13,487 HOW ARE YOU? 431 00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:14,054 HE'S A COLUMNIST FOR THE NEW 432 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,087 YORK TIMES AND AN MSNBC 433 00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:19,787 CONTRIBUTOR: BRET STEPHENS. 434 00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:20,254 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 435 00:15:20,321 --> 00:15:21,087 SHE'S A STAFF WRITER AT THE 436 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,854 ATLANTIC WHO AUTHORED THEIR 437 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,187 APRIL COVER STORY "PRIVATE 438 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,954 SCHOOLS HAVE BECOME TRULY 439 00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:29,521 OBSCENE": CAITLIN FLANAGAN. 440 00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:35,154 SAY WHAT YOU REALLY THINK. 441 00:15:35,221 --> 00:15:38,387 WHAT A GREAT PANEL. 442 00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,887 I'VE STARTED SO MANY SHOWS WITH 443 00:15:40,954 --> 00:15:42,287 THIS, MY SOLAR CLOCK. 444 00:15:42,354 --> 00:15:43,654 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE EAGLE 445 00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:47,754 HAS LANDED. 446 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,054 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 447 00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:55,554 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HI 448 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,387 HIM. 449 00:15:56,454 --> 00:15:58,521 WE HAVE SOLAR, LADIES AND 450 00:15:58,587 --> 00:16:00,387 GENTLEMEN! 451 00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:00,854 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 452 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:07,821 ♪ ♪ 453 00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:09,587 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 454 00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:16,287 ♪ ♪ 455 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,521 1131. 456 00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:18,154 I HAVE A CLIP OF THEM PUTTING IT 457 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:21,321 ON TODAY. 458 00:16:21,387 --> 00:16:22,187 THIS IS HANS ROSENBERGER PULLING 459 00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,387 THE SWITCH AT MY HOUSE AND SO 460 00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:29,387 MANY PEOPLE TO THANK. 461 00:16:29,454 --> 00:16:33,087 ALTADENA SOLAR, THEY DID IT, 462 00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:35,521 THEY ARE GREAT, A GROUP CALLED 463 00:16:35,587 --> 00:16:36,687 SUN RUN SOLAR GOT INVOLVED, THEY 464 00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:38,887 DIDN'T ASK FOR A PENNY, I WAS 465 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,721 BITCHING ABOUT IT ON TELEVISION 466 00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:42,087 FOR SIX MONTHS, THIS IS WHAT IS 467 00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:43,754 SO AMAZING -- ALL OF THESE 468 00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:45,754 PEOPLE, I HEARD SO MANY PEOPLE 469 00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:47,121 EMAIL ME, CAN I HELP AND I'M 470 00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:48,654 LIKE I ALREADY GOT SO MANY 471 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:50,421 PEOPLE HELPING AND I WAS 472 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,987 BITCHING ABOUT IT PUBLICLY, I 473 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,354 TALKED TO TWO CONGRESSMEN ON THE 474 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:56,621 AIR AND IT STILL TOOK 1131 DAYS, 475 00:16:56,687 --> 00:16:58,321 SIX MONTHS AFTER I STARTED 476 00:16:58,387 --> 00:16:59,554 BITCHING ABOUT IT PUBLICLY, WHAT 477 00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:00,587 IS THE REGULAR PERSON DO? 478 00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:03,487 I HAD TO LAUGH WHEN I WAS 479 00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:05,121 READING ABOUT THE NEW 480 00:17:05,187 --> 00:17:08,354 INFRASTRUCTURE BILL. 481 00:17:08,421 --> 00:17:10,154 OKAY. 482 00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:11,421 REMEMBER, 1131 FOR ME, I DON'T 483 00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:14,121 KNOW IF WE CAN GET THE WHOLE 484 00:17:14,187 --> 00:17:14,621 STATE. 485 00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:17,754 I GUESS WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS 486 00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:18,354 WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE 487 00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:23,154 INFRASTRUCTURE BILL? 488 00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:26,287 >> 3 TRILLION IS A LOT OF MONEY. 489 00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:28,354 DID YOU EVER SEE BREWSTER'S 490 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:29,587 MILLIONS, HE NEEDS TO SPEND 491 00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:33,154 $30 MILLION IN 30 DAYS TO GET 492 00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:33,754 HIS $300 MILLION PRIZE AND IT 493 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:36,721 TURNS OUT TO BE DIFFICULT? 494 00:17:36,787 --> 00:17:37,754 >> Bill: I'M PROBABLY GOING TO 495 00:17:37,821 --> 00:17:39,387 AGREE WITH THAT OF THE END OF 496 00:17:39,454 --> 00:17:40,454 THE SHOW, FOR NOW I'M JUST GOING 497 00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:43,654 TO LOOK AT THE POSITIVE SIDE. 498 00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:45,954 IT IS A TROJAN HORSE FOR GREEN 499 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,254 ENERGY AND A TROJAN HORSE I 500 00:17:47,321 --> 00:17:48,087 WELCOME. 501 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,354 IF THAT'S HOW WE HAVE TO DO 502 00:17:50,421 --> 00:17:51,887 GREEN ENERGY IN THIS COUNTRY AND 503 00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,287 A TROJAN HORSE, AND WE DO, LET'S 504 00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:55,554 DO IT THAT WAY. 505 00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:56,354 [APPLAUSE] 506 00:17:56,421 --> 00:17:59,087 EVERYTHING IN IT IS REALLY ABOUT 507 00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:00,554 THAT BUT IT'S CALLED 508 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,721 INFRASTRUCTURE AND JOBS, REALLY, 509 00:18:01,787 --> 00:18:03,387 THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND I 510 00:18:03,454 --> 00:18:04,721 THINK THE DEMOCRATS FINALLY GOT 511 00:18:04,787 --> 00:18:05,854 IT THROUGH THEIR THICK SKULLS 512 00:18:05,921 --> 00:18:09,254 HOW TO SELL SOMETHING. 513 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:12,054 >> I DON'T THINK ANYBODY EVEN 514 00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:12,654 KNOWS WHAT THE WORD 515 00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:13,121 INFRASTRUCTURE MEANS. 516 00:18:13,187 --> 00:18:15,287 I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 517 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:18,421 SKIP THAT PART, GO ON. 518 00:18:18,487 --> 00:18:20,321 >> Bill: YES YOU DO, WHAT IT 519 00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:21,154 REALLY MEANS IS ROADS AND 520 00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:23,421 BRIDGES AND PORTS IN THE 521 00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:24,921 ELECTRICAL GRID. 522 00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:25,921 HE'S BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH 523 00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:28,321 THE DEFINITION AND IT'S A CHILD 524 00:18:28,387 --> 00:18:28,954 LEARNING, HUMAN INFRASTRUCTURE, 525 00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:31,687 YOU CAN CALL ANYTHING 526 00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:32,621 INFRASTRUCTURE BECAUSE WE WIN 527 00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,321 ARGUMENTS THESE DAYS BY CHANGING 528 00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:37,721 THE MEANING OF WORDS. 529 00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:38,687 SILENCE AND VIOLENCE? 530 00:18:38,754 --> 00:18:41,054 I THOUGHT VIOLENCE WAS WHEN IT 531 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,954 HURT. 532 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,121 FOR THE FIRST TIME, I WISH WE 533 00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:47,521 HAD MORE CONFETTI, 51% OF 534 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:50,687 REPUBLICANS BOTH SUPPORT 535 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,487 GAY MARRIAGE AND LEGALIZING POT. 536 00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:56,221 WE'VE GONE OVER THE 50% MARK 537 00:18:56,287 --> 00:19:01,121 WITH REPUBLICANS. 538 00:19:01,187 --> 00:19:04,187 SO WHY COULDN'T CARBON BE NEXT? 539 00:19:04,254 --> 00:19:06,487 NO? 540 00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:08,787 >> SURE, BY ALL MEANS, THEY 541 00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,054 SHOULD DO THAT IN ONE OF THE 542 00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,287 WAYS OF DOING IT AS BEING 543 00:19:12,354 --> 00:19:12,887 SERIOUS ABOUT CARBON SOLUTIONS 544 00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:16,721 LIKE SUPPORTING NUCLEAR ENERGY. 545 00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:17,921 THAT GOT A BIG CHEER. 546 00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:19,587 [LAUGHTER] 547 00:19:19,654 --> 00:19:21,621 >> Bill: BIDEN AT HIS PRESS 548 00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:22,521 CONFERENCE, THERE WAS NO 549 00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:23,887 QUESTIONS IN AN HOUR ABOUT THE 550 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,621 PANDEMIC, THE VACCINE PROGRAM, 551 00:19:27,687 --> 00:19:29,521 OR THE $1.9 TRILLION RELIEF PLAN 552 00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:32,087 HE JUST PASSED. 553 00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:34,154 YOU ARE PRESS PEOPLE, WHAT DO 554 00:19:34,221 --> 00:19:35,021 YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 555 00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:38,121 >> I THINK THE PRESS IS ALL IN. 556 00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:40,087 >> Bill: MEANING? 557 00:19:40,154 --> 00:19:42,021 >> I THINK HE'S NOT GETTING 558 00:19:42,087 --> 00:19:43,821 PRESSED SO TO SPEAK ON A LOT OF 559 00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:44,721 THE TOUGH ISSUES RIGHT NOW AND I 560 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:48,387 HAVE TO SAY AS SOMEBODY WHO IS 561 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,321 IN THE MEDIA BUT ISN'T REALLY A 562 00:19:50,387 --> 00:19:51,021 JOURNALIST, I THINK PEOPLE ARE 563 00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:53,454 DOING THE RIGHT THING. 564 00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:55,254 RIGHT NOW, I THINK HATING 565 00:19:55,321 --> 00:19:55,987 AMERICA IS NO LONGER A LUXURY 566 00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:59,254 THAT WE CAN AFFORD. 567 00:19:59,321 --> 00:20:00,954 WHEN YOU AND I WERE YOUNG, I 568 00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:03,154 GREW UP IN BERKELEY, MY PARENTS 569 00:20:03,221 --> 00:20:04,254 WERE SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT OF 570 00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:06,954 KARL MARX, I KNEW AMERICA WAS A 571 00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:08,154 WAR MACHINE, IMPERIALIST POWER 572 00:20:08,221 --> 00:20:09,587 AND MY PARENTS WERE HELPING KIDS 573 00:20:09,654 --> 00:20:11,321 DODGE THE DRAFT AND GET TO 574 00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:13,487 CANADA AND YOU CAN HAVE OPINIONS 575 00:20:13,554 --> 00:20:14,587 LIKE THAT WHEN THE REST OF THE 576 00:20:14,654 --> 00:20:16,487 COUNTRY IS HOLDING UP AMERICA 577 00:20:16,554 --> 00:20:19,054 AND SOME PEOPLE ARE EVEN LIVING 578 00:20:19,121 --> 00:20:21,687 AMERICA. 579 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,154 RIGHT NOW EVERYWHERE YOU TURN 580 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,821 IT'S LIKE PEOPLE BREAK INTO THE 581 00:20:25,887 --> 00:20:26,887 CAPITOL BUILDING IN SHIT ON THE 582 00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:27,121 FLOOR. 583 00:20:27,187 --> 00:20:29,254 >> Bill: IN THE NAME OF LOVING 584 00:20:29,321 --> 00:20:29,787 AMERICA. 585 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:30,954 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY HATES 586 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,554 AMERICA, THEY JUST HATE THE 587 00:20:32,621 --> 00:20:34,687 PEOPLE WHO ARE ON THE OTHER 588 00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:35,487 SIDE. 589 00:20:35,554 --> 00:20:36,721 THEY DID A SURVEY RECENTLY IN 590 00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:37,754 THE ASKED PEOPLE WHAT IS THE 591 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,654 MOST PRESSING PROBLEM -- BY FAR, 592 00:20:40,721 --> 00:20:42,254 THE WINNER WAS OTHER PEOPLE IN 593 00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:42,487 AMERICA. 594 00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:45,554 I'M NOT KIDDING. 595 00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:49,287 54%, THE OTHERS. 596 00:20:49,354 --> 00:20:51,254 PEOPLE I DON'T AGREE WITH, 597 00:20:51,321 --> 00:20:51,887 THAT'S AMERICA. 598 00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:53,454 >> THE PRESS NEEDS TO HOLD THE 599 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:54,587 ADMINISTRATION TO ACCOUNT IN A 600 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,754 NORMAL WAY BUT ON THE OTHER 601 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,654 HAND, WE JUST WENT THROUGH FOUR 602 00:20:58,721 --> 00:21:00,087 YEARS IN WHICH THE PRESIDENCY 603 00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:03,021 WAS A JACK HAMMER OUTSIDE YOUR 604 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:07,921 WINDOW AT 6:00 A.M. EVERY SINGLE 605 00:21:08,021 --> 00:21:10,087 DAY. 606 00:21:10,154 --> 00:21:10,921 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 607 00:21:10,987 --> 00:21:12,821 I THINK A RESPITE IS A PRETTY 608 00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:13,121 GOOD THING. 609 00:21:13,187 --> 00:21:14,887 >> Bill: THAT'S A GOOD 610 00:21:14,954 --> 00:21:15,121 ANALOGY. 611 00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:17,387 I WAS WATCHING DR. ROBERT 612 00:21:17,454 --> 00:21:19,721 REDFORD -- NO, I KNEW I WAS 613 00:21:19,787 --> 00:21:20,854 GOING TO, DR. ROBERT REDFIELD, 614 00:21:20,921 --> 00:21:22,521 THE FORMER HEAD OF THE CDC. 615 00:21:22,587 --> 00:21:23,287 HE SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS 616 00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:24,987 INTERESTING OR AT LEAST IT MADE 617 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:25,921 NEWS THAT HE THINKS CORONAVIRUS 618 00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:29,221 CAME FROM THE LAB WHICH HAS BEEN 619 00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:32,654 TALKED ABOUT SINCE IT BEGAN. 620 00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:33,254 BUT IN THIS BINARY WAY WE LIVE 621 00:21:33,321 --> 00:21:36,454 IN THE COUNTRY, IT'S LIKE IF 622 00:21:36,521 --> 00:21:40,654 YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT, IT'S A BAT. 623 00:21:40,721 --> 00:21:42,321 IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN, IT'S A 624 00:21:42,387 --> 00:21:44,554 LAB AND IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID 625 00:21:44,621 --> 00:21:46,154 BECAUSE THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC 626 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,154 ISSUE, IT TOTALLY COULD HAVE 627 00:21:47,221 --> 00:21:49,121 BEEN A LAB. 628 00:21:49,187 --> 00:21:51,754 >> WHAT HAPPENED TO US THAT 629 00:21:51,821 --> 00:21:52,954 EVERYBODY BEHAVES THIS WAY? 630 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,754 AND THERE'S ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO 631 00:21:54,821 --> 00:21:56,154 BELIEVE IN Q1 NINE? 632 00:21:56,221 --> 00:21:58,321 WHEN WE GREW UP, I KNOW YOU ARE 633 00:21:58,387 --> 00:22:00,054 MUCH YOUNGER BUT IT WASN'T LIKE 634 00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:00,487 THIS. 635 00:22:00,554 --> 00:22:02,154 WE HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS BUT WE 636 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,554 DIDN'T HAVE PEOPLE THINKING 637 00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,587 THERE WERE A CHILD MOLESTERS IN 638 00:22:05,654 --> 00:22:08,687 THE SUEZ CANAL THAT HILLARY SENT 639 00:22:08,754 --> 00:22:08,887 THERE. 640 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,554 >> Bill: NOT EVERYTHING BECAME 641 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:11,687 A POLARIZING ISSUE. 642 00:22:11,754 --> 00:22:13,821 >> AND WE'VE TRAINED -- I THINK 643 00:22:13,887 --> 00:22:15,054 THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY WE HAVE 644 00:22:15,121 --> 00:22:17,621 TRAINED PEOPLE TO TURN OFF THEIR 645 00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:18,687 BRAINS. 646 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,987 THE DEFAULT IS DON'T THINK, JOIN 647 00:22:22,054 --> 00:22:22,787 A GROUP AND ADOPT WHATEVER THE 648 00:22:22,854 --> 00:22:26,554 PREVAILING VIEW IS OF THAT 649 00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:27,521 GROUP. 650 00:22:27,587 --> 00:22:28,321 IT'S POSSIBLE TO HOLD 651 00:22:28,387 --> 00:22:29,654 CONSERVATIVE VIEWS AND STILL 652 00:22:29,721 --> 00:22:33,754 THINK DONALD TRUMP IS THE WORST 653 00:22:33,821 --> 00:22:35,921 PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN. 654 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:36,387 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 655 00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:37,421 >> Bill: AS MANY HAVE. 656 00:22:37,487 --> 00:22:38,854 >> IT REQUIRES A LEVEL OF 657 00:22:38,921 --> 00:22:40,287 INDEPENDENT THINKING, IT IS 658 00:22:40,354 --> 00:22:40,954 POSSIBLE TO THINK THAT MAYBE 659 00:22:41,021 --> 00:22:43,021 THIS CAME FROM A LAB BUT AT THE 660 00:22:43,087 --> 00:22:44,254 END OF THE DAY IT DOESN'T MATTER 661 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,754 BECAUSE WE HAVE A GLOBAL 662 00:22:45,821 --> 00:22:47,621 PANDEMIC WE JUST HAVE TO SOLVE. 663 00:22:47,687 --> 00:22:51,287 >> Bill: IT DOES MATTER 664 00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:52,487 BECAUSE IT AFFECTS HOW WE 665 00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:52,987 UNDERSTAND THE DISEASE. 666 00:22:53,054 --> 00:22:55,687 WHAT HE'S SAYING IS HE THINKS IT 667 00:22:55,754 --> 00:22:57,087 CAME FROM A LAB BECAUSE IT ACTED 668 00:22:57,154 --> 00:22:58,987 IN WAYS IT WOULDN'T IF IT CAME 669 00:22:59,054 --> 00:23:00,887 FROM NATURE, THAT'S SIGNIFICANT. 670 00:23:00,954 --> 00:23:03,487 IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO SAY THAT'S 671 00:23:03,554 --> 00:23:05,687 A REPUBLICAN POINT -- LIKE 672 00:23:05,754 --> 00:23:06,487 HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE IS A 673 00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:07,721 REPUBLICAN, I WOULDN'T TAKE IT 674 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:08,321 BUT WHO KNOWS? 675 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,754 THEY USE IT IN SOME COUNTRIES, 676 00:23:10,821 --> 00:23:11,854 IT'S A MEDICAL ISSUE IT'S NOT 677 00:23:11,921 --> 00:23:13,887 LIKE TRUMP TOOK IT, I WOULDN'T 678 00:23:13,954 --> 00:23:18,887 TAKE IT IF IT SAVED MY LIFE. 679 00:23:18,954 --> 00:23:20,621 >> IT WAS VETTED AROUND BEFORE 680 00:23:20,687 --> 00:23:21,854 HE TOOK IT, IT WAS KNOWN AND 681 00:23:21,921 --> 00:23:23,954 SEEN AS SOMETHING THAT MIGHT 682 00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:28,354 WORK A BIT AND IT HAS. 683 00:23:28,421 --> 00:23:30,321 >> Bill: I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT 684 00:23:30,387 --> 00:23:31,321 THE SHOOTING BECAUSE FUCKING 685 00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:32,354 GUNS, EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS AND 686 00:23:32,421 --> 00:23:34,554 IT MAKES YOU SICK THAT THIS IS 687 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,021 AMERICA, WE ARE THE GUN COUNTRY 688 00:23:36,087 --> 00:23:40,954 THAT WE KEEP SHOOTING EACH OTHE 689 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:43,387 OTHER. 690 00:23:43,454 --> 00:23:45,554 MY QUESTION TODAY IS WHAT IS THE 691 00:23:45,621 --> 00:23:47,454 LAW THAT STOPS THIS. 692 00:23:47,521 --> 00:23:48,987 TED CRUZ SAYS EVERY TIME THERE'S 693 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:50,521 A SHOOTING WE PLAY THIS 694 00:23:50,587 --> 00:23:51,821 RIDICULOUS THEATER WHERE THIS 695 00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:52,787 COMMITTEE GETS TOGETHER AND 696 00:23:52,854 --> 00:23:53,687 PROPOSES A BUNCH OF LAWS THAT 697 00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:56,154 WOULD DO NOTHING TO STOP THESE 698 00:23:56,221 --> 00:24:00,954 MURDERS. 699 00:24:01,021 --> 00:24:02,321 THEY SAID BOTH OF THESE GUYS GOT 700 00:24:02,387 --> 00:24:06,521 THE GUNS LEGALLY. 701 00:24:06,587 --> 00:24:09,687 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING 702 00:24:09,754 --> 00:24:09,921 ABOUT. 703 00:24:09,987 --> 00:24:14,287 WHAT LAW WOULD CHANGE IT? 704 00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:15,887 HE'S SAYING IT WOULD DO NOTHING 705 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,654 TO STOP THESE MURDERS, MOST 706 00:24:18,721 --> 00:24:20,154 PEOPLE ARE FOR THESE THINGS, 707 00:24:20,221 --> 00:24:25,054 LET'S TRY IT AND IF IT DOESN'T, 708 00:24:25,121 --> 00:24:25,821 THEN WILL NECK KNOW. 709 00:24:25,887 --> 00:24:27,887 >> THE ONE THING WE KNOW ABOUT 710 00:24:27,954 --> 00:24:29,354 THESE MEN WHO DO THESE MASS 711 00:24:29,421 --> 00:24:30,954 SHOOTING INCIDENTS, WE KNOW A 712 00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:33,554 FEW THINGS ABOUT THEM BUT ONE OF 713 00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:35,187 THE MAIN COMMONALITIES IS 714 00:24:35,254 --> 00:24:35,954 PROFOUND CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND 715 00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,887 DEEP MENTAL ILLNESS. 716 00:24:38,954 --> 00:24:40,554 BACKGROUND CHECK THAT INVOLVED 717 00:24:40,621 --> 00:24:41,354 MENTAL ILLNESS, I THINK THAT 718 00:24:41,421 --> 00:24:42,887 WOULD COME UP AND WE WOULD HAVE 719 00:24:42,954 --> 00:24:44,687 AN OPPORTUNITY TO SCREEN OUT 720 00:24:44,754 --> 00:24:46,087 SOME OF THESE MEN, IT MAKES 721 00:24:46,154 --> 00:24:48,154 SENSE TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE 722 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:49,021 THAT. 723 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:50,487 >> IT SHOULD BE HARDER TO GET A 724 00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,887 GUN THEN TO GET A DRIVER'S 725 00:24:52,954 --> 00:24:53,821 LICENSE, THAT SHOULD BE BASIC 726 00:24:53,887 --> 00:24:54,154 COMMON SENSE. 727 00:24:54,221 --> 00:24:57,021 THE OTHER THING I WAS THINKING 728 00:24:57,087 --> 00:24:58,254 ABOUT, WHEN I THINK OF MY BIG 729 00:24:58,321 --> 00:25:00,421 SCREW UPS IN LIFE IT'S USUALLY 730 00:25:00,487 --> 00:25:01,754 WHEN I CLICK SEND ON AN EMAIL TO 731 00:25:01,821 --> 00:25:03,954 YOU SOON AND I WISH THERE WAS AN 732 00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:05,487 ALGORITHM THAT WOULD JUST SAY 733 00:25:05,554 --> 00:25:07,021 THIS LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY EMAIL, 734 00:25:07,087 --> 00:25:09,187 WE ARE GOING TO HOLD THIS FOR A 735 00:25:09,254 --> 00:25:10,987 FEW HOURS AND IT WOULD'VE SAVED 736 00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:12,354 ME A LOT OF GRIEF IN MY LIFE. 737 00:25:12,421 --> 00:25:14,254 HOW ABOUT THIS LOOKS LIKE YOU 738 00:25:14,321 --> 00:25:20,487 LOOK LIKE YOU ARE PISSED OFF, GO 739 00:25:20,554 --> 00:25:21,087 HOME FOR THREE DAYS AND WE ARE 740 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:24,121 GOING TO CHECK YOU OUT. 741 00:25:24,187 --> 00:25:24,887 [APPLAUSE] 742 00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:27,321 >> REMEMBER HOMER SIMPSON, THREE 743 00:25:27,387 --> 00:25:29,621 DAY WAITING PERIOD, BUT I'M 744 00:25:29,687 --> 00:25:30,187 ANGRY NOW! 745 00:25:30,254 --> 00:25:31,954 >> Bill: 91% OF PEOPLE SUPPORT 746 00:25:32,021 --> 00:25:37,954 BACKGROUND CHECKS, 89 GUN SALES 747 00:25:38,021 --> 00:25:41,687 TO PEOPLE -- THERE SHOULD BE A 748 00:25:41,754 --> 00:25:43,654 MANDATORY THREE DAY WAITING 749 00:25:43,721 --> 00:25:45,554 PERIOD, THIS INCLUDES MOST 750 00:25:45,621 --> 00:25:46,754 REPUBLICANS AND EVEN NRA 751 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:47,054 MEMBERS. 752 00:25:47,121 --> 00:25:48,687 IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S THE LEAST 753 00:25:48,754 --> 00:25:50,087 WE COULD DO, GIVE THAT A TRY, 754 00:25:50,154 --> 00:25:51,954 SEE IF IT CHANGES ANYTHING, IT 755 00:25:52,021 --> 00:25:54,521 MAY NOT BECAUSE AGAIN, YOU SAID 756 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,087 MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, I WOULD 757 00:25:56,154 --> 00:26:00,221 PUT THAT IN THE BROADER CATEGORY 758 00:26:00,287 --> 00:26:03,054 OF "CANNOT GET LAID." 759 00:26:03,121 --> 00:26:03,621 [APPLAUSE] 760 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,787 I'M SORRY, BUT ALL OVER THE 761 00:26:05,854 --> 00:26:07,887 WORLD WHETHER IT'S ISIS OR IN 762 00:26:07,954 --> 00:26:14,721 CELLS, IT'S JUST THE THEME. 763 00:26:14,787 --> 00:26:16,787 #NeedAGirlfriend WAS ON HIS 764 00:26:16,854 --> 00:26:18,521 FACEBOOK PAGE, THIS IS THE NAME 765 00:26:18,587 --> 00:26:18,854 OF THE MOVIE. 766 00:26:18,921 --> 00:26:22,054 I'M GOING TO OPEN A CHAIN OF 767 00:26:22,121 --> 00:26:22,787 GAME SCHOOLS AND TEACH MEN HOW 768 00:26:22,854 --> 00:26:25,221 TO HAVE A LITTLE GAME BECAUSE 769 00:26:25,287 --> 00:26:27,587 IT'S NOT LIKE GIRLS AREN'T OUT 770 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:29,221 THERE. 771 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:31,087 WE NEED TO TEACH GAME IN THE 772 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:31,387 CURRICULUM. 773 00:26:31,454 --> 00:26:37,521 >> DID YOU SEE HIS PICTURE? 774 00:26:37,587 --> 00:26:38,054 >> Bill: NO. 775 00:26:38,121 --> 00:26:38,954 >> HE NEEDS A LOT OF TUTORING 776 00:26:39,021 --> 00:26:42,687 FROM YOU, THE NEXT TIME HE GOES 777 00:26:42,754 --> 00:26:42,987 OUT. 778 00:26:43,054 --> 00:26:45,454 >> Bill: IS NOT HOW YOU LOOK, 779 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:46,121 RIGHT? 780 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:46,954 IT'S NOT. 781 00:26:47,021 --> 00:26:48,487 WOMEN ARE DEEPER THAN US, LOTS 782 00:26:48,554 --> 00:26:50,954 OF MEN WHO ARE NOT THAT GREAT 783 00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:52,587 LOOKING DO VERY WELL. 784 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:53,987 I DON'T WANT TO NAME NAMES. 785 00:26:54,054 --> 00:26:54,254 [LAUGHTER] 786 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,687 >> WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT THAT 787 00:26:56,754 --> 00:27:00,287 HE HAS DEEP, DEEP MENTAL ILLNESS 788 00:27:00,354 --> 00:27:01,521 BECAUSE IT'S SO CONSISTENT WITH 789 00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,654 THESE MEN. 790 00:27:03,721 --> 00:27:05,721 >> PART OF THE CON ON THE RIGHT 791 00:27:05,787 --> 00:27:07,387 AS THEY SAY WHAT WE REALLY HAVE 792 00:27:07,454 --> 00:27:09,687 IS A MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS, WE 793 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,121 SHOULD INVEST IN MENTAL HEALTH. 794 00:27:11,187 --> 00:27:12,154 ALL COUNTRIES HAVE PEOPLE WITH 795 00:27:12,221 --> 00:27:13,921 MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS, IT'S 796 00:27:13,987 --> 00:27:16,521 THAT THEY DON'T IMMEDIATE HAVE 797 00:27:16,587 --> 00:27:17,054 ACCESS TO WEAPONS OF MASS 798 00:27:17,121 --> 00:27:17,354 DESTRUCTION. 799 00:27:17,421 --> 00:27:22,654 [APPLAUSE] 800 00:27:22,721 --> 00:27:24,154 >> Bill: YOU THINK IN THIS 801 00:27:24,221 --> 00:27:26,454 COUNTRY THAT HAS MORE GUNS THAN 802 00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:27,687 PEOPLE, THESE GUYS WHO BOUGHT 803 00:27:27,754 --> 00:27:32,254 THESE GUNS ILLEGAL AND ONE OF 804 00:27:32,321 --> 00:27:32,887 THEM WASN'T AN ASSAULT RIFLE, 805 00:27:32,954 --> 00:27:34,921 YOU THINK THAT WOULD CHANGE 806 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:35,187 ANYTHING? 807 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,854 YOU DON'T THINK THEY WOULD GET 808 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:37,754 SOME WEAPON? 809 00:27:37,821 --> 00:27:39,121 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 810 00:27:39,187 --> 00:27:41,721 HERE, WE ARE PRETENDING THAT 811 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:42,521 CERTAIN TYPES OF WEAPONS ARE 812 00:27:42,587 --> 00:27:45,654 GOING TO MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE. 813 00:27:45,721 --> 00:27:47,054 THAT NEEDS TO BE QUESTIONED. 814 00:27:47,121 --> 00:27:50,621 >> I AGREE, IF IT MANAGES TO 815 00:27:50,687 --> 00:27:51,121 DIMINISH GUN CRIME. 816 00:27:51,187 --> 00:27:52,721 >> Bill: I'M SAYING LET'S TRY 817 00:27:52,787 --> 00:27:52,887 IT. 818 00:27:52,954 --> 00:27:54,887 TO SPEAK OF THE LARGER POINT IS 819 00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:55,621 SOMEONE SHOULD CALL FOR THE 820 00:27:55,687 --> 00:27:58,321 REPEAL OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT. 821 00:27:58,387 --> 00:27:59,087 AND STILL PEOPLE START THINKING 822 00:27:59,154 --> 00:28:01,254 THAT IT IS CRAZY THAT WE HAVE AN 823 00:28:01,321 --> 00:28:02,154 AMENDMENT THAT WAS WRITTEN AT A 824 00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:03,187 TIME WHEN A SKILLED MARKSMAN 825 00:28:03,254 --> 00:28:04,121 COULD GET OFF MAY BE TWO SHOTS 826 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:09,054 IN A MINUTE AT BEST, THAT THAT 827 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:11,821 IS RELEVANT AND WORKS FOR 828 00:28:11,887 --> 00:28:12,154 TODAY'S CRAZY. 829 00:28:12,221 --> 00:28:12,721 >> Bill: JOHN PAUL STEVENS, 830 00:28:12,787 --> 00:28:16,821 REMEMBER HIM? 831 00:28:16,887 --> 00:28:19,021 HE SAID ALL WE NEED TO DO IS ADD 832 00:28:19,087 --> 00:28:20,121 FIVE WORDS TO THE 833 00:28:20,187 --> 00:28:25,087 SECOND AMENDMENT AND IT'S LIKE 834 00:28:25,154 --> 00:28:26,121 IN THE CASE OF BEING IN THE 835 00:28:26,187 --> 00:28:28,621 MILITIA, WE CAN MAKE IT ALIGNED 836 00:28:28,687 --> 00:28:30,187 WITH THE ORIGINAL INTENT, AND 837 00:28:30,254 --> 00:28:31,554 THOSE FEW WORDS BUT THAT'S NEVER 838 00:28:31,621 --> 00:28:33,587 GOING TO HAPPEN. 839 00:28:33,654 --> 00:28:34,221 >> MAYBE. 840 00:28:34,287 --> 00:28:36,287 I JUST THINK PEOPLE -- THERE'S 841 00:28:36,354 --> 00:28:39,854 GOING TO BE A POINT THAT WE JUST 842 00:28:39,921 --> 00:28:41,454 CAN'T TOLERATE IT ANYMORE AND 843 00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:42,321 IT'S AMAZING AND SHAMEFUL THAT 844 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,187 WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN THERE YET WHEN 845 00:28:45,254 --> 00:28:47,354 KIDS ARE SHOT DEAD IN THEIR 846 00:28:47,421 --> 00:28:49,521 CLASSROOMS. 847 00:28:49,587 --> 00:28:52,287 IT'S HOPELESSNESS. 848 00:28:52,354 --> 00:28:53,454 >> Bill: I KID FOX NEWS A LOT 849 00:28:53,521 --> 00:28:54,687 ON THIS SHOW AND THE ONLY REASON 850 00:28:54,754 --> 00:28:56,654 I DO IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE 851 00:28:56,721 --> 00:28:58,987 MOSTLY A BUNCH OF OBNOXIOUS 852 00:28:59,054 --> 00:29:00,421 ASSHOLES. 853 00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:05,254 THE ONLY REASON I DO IT -- 854 00:29:05,321 --> 00:29:06,687 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 855 00:29:06,754 --> 00:29:09,087 BUT FOX IS STILL THE BRAND, 856 00:29:09,154 --> 00:29:10,921 REALLY THAT EVERY OTHER 857 00:29:10,987 --> 00:29:11,487 CONSERVATIVE GROUP MEASURES 858 00:29:11,554 --> 00:29:12,954 THEMSELVES BY BUT THERE IS 859 00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:17,454 TRTROUBLE IN RIVER CITY. 860 00:29:17,521 --> 00:29:19,387 THIS WEEK FOR THE FIRST TIME 861 00:29:19,454 --> 00:29:22,021 SINCE 2,000, MSNBC BEAT THEM. 862 00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:23,754 THIS HAS GOT TO REALLY HURT, 863 00:29:23,821 --> 00:29:25,687 THEY ARE ALWAYS WE ARE THE 864 00:29:25,754 --> 00:29:26,721 RATINGS CHAMPIONS AND THEY HAVE 865 00:29:26,787 --> 00:29:27,787 LOTS OF COMPETITION NOW FROM 866 00:29:27,854 --> 00:29:30,487 OTHER FURTHER RIGHT 867 00:29:30,554 --> 00:29:32,521 ORGANIZATIONS, THAT IS WHAT IS 868 00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:34,087 BLEEDING AWAY FROM THEM. 869 00:29:34,154 --> 00:29:35,087 SO THEY DECIDED TO STEP IT UP. 870 00:29:35,154 --> 00:29:36,654 THEY HAVE A WHOLE NEW SLATE OF 871 00:29:36,721 --> 00:29:38,621 SHOWS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE 872 00:29:38,687 --> 00:29:41,587 SOME OF THEM? 873 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:43,121 THERE REALLY LOOKING TO GET 874 00:29:43,187 --> 00:29:46,954 THERE BASE BACK. 875 00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,587 INSIDE SEDITION. 876 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:51,554 IS GOING TO BE COMING ON. 877 00:29:51,621 --> 00:29:51,821 [LAUGHTER] 878 00:29:51,887 --> 00:29:52,787 DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITH TUCKER 879 00:29:52,854 --> 00:29:55,387 CARLSON. 880 00:29:55,454 --> 00:29:55,654 [LAUGHTER] 881 00:29:55,721 --> 00:29:58,587 KIRK CAMERON THE SCIENCE GUY. 882 00:29:58,654 --> 00:29:58,854 [LAUGHTER] 883 00:29:58,921 --> 00:30:02,421 FACTBUSTERS. 884 00:30:02,487 --> 00:30:02,687 [LAUGHTER] 885 00:30:02,754 --> 00:30:08,587 INSIDE THE CRISIS ACTOR'S STUDIO 886 00:30:08,654 --> 00:30:08,854 [LAUGHTER] 887 00:30:08,921 --> 00:30:10,687 MORNING WOODS: ACTOR JAMES WOODS 888 00:30:10,754 --> 00:30:12,021 DISCUSSES THE NEWS WITH A PANEL 889 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:16,687 OF TEENAGE GIRLS. 890 00:30:16,754 --> 00:30:16,954 [LAUGHTER] 891 00:30:17,021 --> 00:30:20,787 THE SEGREGATION ROOM. 892 00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:23,487 PARDON THE INSURRECTION. 893 00:30:23,554 --> 00:30:24,721 [LAUGHTER] 894 00:30:24,787 --> 00:30:24,987 [LAUGHTER] 895 00:30:25,054 --> 00:30:27,287 THE HOT BLONDE FASCIST REPORT. 896 00:30:27,354 --> 00:30:27,554 [LAUGHTER] 897 00:30:27,621 --> 00:30:28,587 PAULA DEAN'S PLANTATION 898 00:30:28,654 --> 00:30:32,287 WEDDINGS. 899 00:30:32,354 --> 00:30:32,554 [LAUGHTER] 900 00:30:32,621 --> 00:30:33,354 THE KAREN REPORT WITH MARJORIE 901 00:30:33,421 --> 00:30:38,554 TAYLOR GREENE. 902 00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:38,821 [LAUGHTER] 903 00:30:38,887 --> 00:30:41,087 [APPLAUSE] 904 00:30:41,154 --> 00:30:42,154 SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL PUNCH 905 00:30:42,221 --> 00:30:51,021 YOU IN THE FACE WITH JON VOIGHT. 906 00:30:51,087 --> 00:30:53,487 [LAUGHTER] 907 00:30:53,554 --> 00:30:56,454 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 908 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:57,587 I FOUND THAT FUNNIER THAN THE 909 00:30:57,654 --> 00:31:00,254 AUDIENCE, BUT OKAY. 910 00:31:00,321 --> 00:31:01,787 THERE ARE A NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO 911 00:31:01,854 --> 00:31:02,454 HAVE BEEN CALLING FOR FOX TO 912 00:31:02,521 --> 00:31:05,021 JUST GO. 913 00:31:05,087 --> 00:31:10,954 I READ THE PHRASE BE ALLOWED TO 914 00:31:11,021 --> 00:31:13,321 EXIST, MAX BOOT HAS SAID SIMILAR 915 00:31:13,387 --> 00:31:13,954 THINGS AND THEY ARE BEING SUED 916 00:31:14,021 --> 00:31:15,921 FOR LYING. 917 00:31:15,987 --> 00:31:19,021 THEY DID LIE AND IT WAS ONLY 918 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:19,521 ABOUT THE ELECTION AND 919 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:20,454 DEMOCRACY. 920 00:31:20,521 --> 00:31:22,387 I SEE WHY PEOPLE FEEL THIS WAY, 921 00:31:22,454 --> 00:31:23,721 BUT SHOULD WE THINK THIS THROUGH 922 00:31:23,787 --> 00:31:26,087 A LITTLE MORE? 923 00:31:26,154 --> 00:31:32,987 EVEN TWO CONGRESSPEOPLE AND IN 924 00:31:33,054 --> 00:31:34,187 CALIFORNIA, THEY WROTE LETTERS 925 00:31:34,254 --> 00:31:35,221 TO ALL THE CABLE PROVIDERS AND 926 00:31:35,287 --> 00:31:36,554 SAID ARE YOU PLANNING TO PICK UP 927 00:31:36,621 --> 00:31:38,021 FOX FOR THE NEXT YEAR? 928 00:31:38,087 --> 00:31:39,521 IF SO, WHY? 929 00:31:39,587 --> 00:31:43,654 THAT'S A LITTLE CHEEKY. 930 00:31:43,721 --> 00:31:44,287 >> I THEY'RE GOING TO SEND THE 931 00:31:44,354 --> 00:31:50,354 SAME LETTER ABOUT CNN THAT 932 00:31:50,421 --> 00:31:51,354 MALIGNED THE YOUNG BOY FROM 933 00:31:51,421 --> 00:31:54,021 COVINGTON HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY 934 00:31:54,087 --> 00:31:55,687 LIBELED HIM AND ARE THEY GOING 935 00:31:55,754 --> 00:31:56,254 TO DO THE SAME THING ABOUT 936 00:31:56,321 --> 00:31:58,521 "ABC NEWS" THAT DID NOTHING 937 00:31:58,587 --> 00:31:59,621 ABOUT JEFFREY EPSTEIN WHEN HE 938 00:31:59,687 --> 00:32:00,987 WAS STILL ALIVE AND THEY 939 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:01,654 SUPPRESS THAT STORY? 940 00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:04,287 THE NEWS IS A VERY DIRTY 941 00:32:04,354 --> 00:32:04,554 BUSINESS. 942 00:32:04,621 --> 00:32:06,787 [APPLAUSE] 943 00:32:06,854 --> 00:32:08,087 FOX IS DIRTIER THAN MOST. 944 00:32:08,154 --> 00:32:09,621 >> Bill: IT IS DIRTY YEAR. 945 00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:12,021 >> IS DIRTIER. 946 00:32:12,087 --> 00:32:13,021 BUT THE MINUTE YOU SUPPRESS 947 00:32:13,087 --> 00:32:14,287 THAT, THE MINUTE YOU SAY WE 948 00:32:14,354 --> 00:32:15,421 AREN'T GOING TO HAVE THAT ON THE 949 00:32:15,487 --> 00:32:16,954 AIR, AND THE REST OF US CAN'T 950 00:32:17,021 --> 00:32:20,187 SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE THINKING AND 951 00:32:20,254 --> 00:32:23,254 IT ALL GOES UNDERGROUND. 952 00:32:23,321 --> 00:32:25,854 THEY'RE GOING TO GO TO THE DARK 953 00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:26,587 AVENUES OF THE INTERNET. 954 00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:28,321 >> Bill: I READ TRUMP IS 955 00:32:28,387 --> 00:32:29,887 STARTING HIS OWN TWITTER, THAT 956 00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:30,687 WAS INEVITABLE. 957 00:32:30,754 --> 00:32:31,721 DID THEY THINK HE WAS GOING TO 958 00:32:31,787 --> 00:32:32,854 GO AWAY AND START WATCHING 959 00:32:32,921 --> 00:32:35,221 RACHEL MADDOW? 960 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:35,487 [LAUGHTER] 961 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,287 WHERE THEY GOING TO GO? 962 00:32:38,354 --> 00:32:41,987 >> HER POINT IS SO IMPORTANT, 963 00:32:42,054 --> 00:32:43,854 TWO CAN PLAY THE GAME. 964 00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,387 IF DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS PERSONS 965 00:32:45,454 --> 00:32:46,021 CAN WRITE TO TRY TO SUPPRESS ONE 966 00:32:46,087 --> 00:32:48,787 SIDE OF THE DEBATE, REPUBLICANS 967 00:32:48,854 --> 00:32:51,454 ARE GOING TO START DOING IT AS 968 00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:51,821 WELL. 969 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,821 THE FIRST AMENDMENT BEGINS WITH 970 00:32:54,887 --> 00:32:56,721 THE WORDS "CONGRESS SHALL MAKE 971 00:32:56,787 --> 00:32:59,887 NO LAW," THOSE ARE IMPORTANT 972 00:32:59,954 --> 00:33:01,387 WORDS. 973 00:33:01,454 --> 00:33:01,854 PART OF LIVING IN A 974 00:33:01,921 --> 00:33:03,054 FIRST AMENDMENT ENVIRONMENT, 975 00:33:03,121 --> 00:33:05,121 PEOPLE WILL LIE, PEOPLE WILL 976 00:33:05,187 --> 00:33:07,154 MISINFORM AND YOU MAKE A LIVING 977 00:33:07,221 --> 00:33:09,121 BY CALLING THEIR B.S. 978 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:11,854 THAT'S THE COUNTRY WE ARE IN. 979 00:33:11,921 --> 00:33:13,987 >> Bill: I DON'T LIKE THE WORD 980 00:33:14,054 --> 00:33:17,421 "BE ALLOWED TO EXIST." 981 00:33:17,487 --> 00:33:18,821 SPEAKING OF NOT BE ALLOWED TO 982 00:33:18,887 --> 00:33:19,521 EXIST, YOU WANT TO DO THAT THE 983 00:33:19,587 --> 00:33:23,821 PRIVATE SCHOOL. 984 00:33:23,887 --> 00:33:24,354 >> LESS CONTROVERSIAL. 985 00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:26,454 >> Bill: YOU SAY SHUT THEM 986 00:33:26,521 --> 00:33:26,654 DOWN. 987 00:33:26,721 --> 00:33:28,254 >> I DON'T SAY SHUT THEM DOWN 988 00:33:28,321 --> 00:33:30,387 BUT I SAY THE ONES AT THE VERY 989 00:33:30,454 --> 00:33:33,454 TOP OF THE SYSTEM, THE ONES THAT 990 00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:36,087 COST 35 TO $50,000 A YEAR, THEY 991 00:33:36,154 --> 00:33:38,721 HAD BECOME A MALIGNED FORCE IN 992 00:33:38,787 --> 00:33:40,254 AMERICA, THEY HOOVER UP A HUGE 993 00:33:40,321 --> 00:33:41,587 NUMBER OF SPOTS IN THE 994 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,054 IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS. 995 00:33:44,121 --> 00:33:46,854 EXETER HAS $1.3 BILLION, WE 996 00:33:46,921 --> 00:33:48,121 DON'T GET ANY TAX MONEY. 997 00:33:48,187 --> 00:33:49,887 >> Bill: THAT'S A BIG ONE? 998 00:33:49,954 --> 00:33:51,521 >> >> IT'S IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. 999 00:33:51,587 --> 00:33:52,421 >> Bill: I WOULDN'T KNOW 1000 00:33:52,487 --> 00:33:54,621 PRIVATE SCHOOLS I WENT TO A 1001 00:33:54,687 --> 00:33:56,087 REGULAR SCHOOL IN NEW JERSEY. 1002 00:33:56,154 --> 00:34:01,687 >> AND YOU'VE GOT A SHOW! 1003 00:34:01,754 --> 00:34:02,587 >> Bill: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU 1004 00:34:02,654 --> 00:34:04,421 WERE BORN ON A TENNIS COURT, 1005 00:34:04,487 --> 00:34:06,021 WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 1006 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,921 >> I WANT TO A FANCY PRIVATE 1007 00:34:07,987 --> 00:34:10,421 SCHOOL, I WENT TO A SCHOOL IN 1008 00:34:10,487 --> 00:34:11,021 MASSACHUSETTS CALLED MIDDLESEX 1009 00:34:11,087 --> 00:34:11,821 WHICH I THOUGHT WAS A WONDERFUL 1010 00:34:11,887 --> 00:34:13,487 SCHOOL AND I STILL THINK IT'S A 1011 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:15,421 WONDERFUL SCHOOL AND I THINK 1012 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,487 SOME OF THESE SCHOOLS DO 1013 00:34:17,554 --> 00:34:20,721 EXTRAORDINARY JOBS. 1014 00:34:20,787 --> 00:34:21,954 >> Bill: THEY CHANGED A LOT 1015 00:34:22,021 --> 00:34:23,154 SINCE YOU WERE THERE, I'M SORRY 1016 00:34:23,221 --> 00:34:25,487 BUT THEY HAVE, THIS IS A LOT OF 1017 00:34:25,554 --> 00:34:27,087 WHAT YOUR ARTICLE ABOUT, I ALSO 1018 00:34:27,154 --> 00:34:32,087 READ BARI WEISS ARTICLE ABOUT 1019 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:32,954 WESLEY, I'VE TAKEN A LOT OF SHIT 1020 00:34:33,021 --> 00:34:34,487 FOR TALKING ABOUT IT BUT IT'S 1021 00:34:34,554 --> 00:34:35,754 TRUE, THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON 1022 00:34:35,821 --> 00:34:37,887 IN THE SCHOOLS AND THESE ARE THE 1023 00:34:37,954 --> 00:34:39,687 SCHOOLS THAT FUNNEL KIDS TO 1024 00:34:39,754 --> 00:34:41,154 HARVARD AND HARVARD FUNNELS THEM 1025 00:34:41,221 --> 00:34:43,287 OUT TO IMPORTANT PARTS OF THE 1026 00:34:43,354 --> 00:34:43,487 MEDIA. 1027 00:34:43,554 --> 00:34:46,554 TELEVISION, GOVERNMENT AND THEY 1028 00:34:46,621 --> 00:34:50,854 CONTROL A LOT OF HOW PEOPLE 1029 00:34:50,921 --> 00:34:51,621 THINK. 1030 00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:52,787 TWO THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT, 1031 00:34:52,854 --> 00:34:54,621 PARENTS DON'T HAVE THE BACK OF 1032 00:34:54,687 --> 00:34:55,387 THE TEACHERS ANYMORE, THEY 1033 00:34:55,454 --> 00:34:57,187 ALWAYS SIDE WITH THEIR LITTLE 1034 00:34:57,254 --> 00:34:58,687 BRAT -- THAT IS DIFFERENT AND 1035 00:34:58,754 --> 00:35:01,787 THE BIGGEST THING I THINK IS THE 1036 00:35:01,854 --> 00:35:03,887 SHIFT AWAY FROM MORAL TEACHING, 1037 00:35:03,954 --> 00:35:05,787 FROM THE PARENT TO THE SCHOOL. 1038 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,187 IT USED TO BE THE SCHOOL WOULD 1039 00:35:07,254 --> 00:35:09,187 BE AFRAID OF WHAT THE PARENT 1040 00:35:09,254 --> 00:35:11,987 THOUGHT, AND OTHER PARENT IS 1041 00:35:12,054 --> 00:35:13,087 AFRAID OF GOING AGAINST WHAT 1042 00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,087 THEY ARE TEACHING IN SCHOOL, 1043 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:17,054 EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T AGREE WITH 1044 00:35:17,121 --> 00:35:17,821 IT. 1045 00:35:17,887 --> 00:35:19,787 THAT IS A HUGE SHIFT WE SHOULD 1046 00:35:19,854 --> 00:35:20,687 STOP AND AT LEAST NOTICE AND 1047 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:24,021 DEBATE AND TALK ABOUT. 1048 00:35:24,087 --> 00:35:25,021 >> OF COURSE. 1049 00:35:25,087 --> 00:35:28,054 IN THESE PRIVATE SCHOOLS, THAT'S 1050 00:35:28,121 --> 00:35:29,287 NOT SUCH A BIG ISSUE IN THE 1051 00:35:29,354 --> 00:35:30,421 SENSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEND 1052 00:35:30,487 --> 00:35:32,054 YOUR CHILD TO THAT SCHOOL, NO 1053 00:35:32,121 --> 00:35:33,187 ONE IS HOLDING A GUN TO YOUR 1054 00:35:33,254 --> 00:35:34,721 HEAD AND SAYING YOU HAVE TO GO 1055 00:35:34,787 --> 00:35:38,054 TO A FANCY SCHOOL BUT WHEN WE 1056 00:35:38,121 --> 00:35:40,187 HAVE PUBLIC SCHOOLS, THOUSANDS 1057 00:35:40,254 --> 00:35:41,621 OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS WHERE PARENTS 1058 00:35:41,687 --> 00:35:42,887 ARE AFRAID TO CHALLENGE WHAT'S 1059 00:35:42,954 --> 00:35:43,554 GOING ON IN THE CLASSROOM, 1060 00:35:43,621 --> 00:35:47,254 THAT'S REALLY A PROBLEM, THAT 1061 00:35:47,321 --> 00:35:48,487 THE SERIOUS PROBLEM IN 1062 00:35:48,554 --> 00:35:48,754 EDUCATION. 1063 00:35:48,821 --> 00:35:50,521 >> I THINK IT'S A PROBLEM 1064 00:35:50,587 --> 00:35:52,054 THROUGHOUT EDUCATION, WE ARE 1065 00:35:52,121 --> 00:35:53,521 LOSING THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN 1066 00:35:53,587 --> 00:35:55,721 WHAT EDUCATION IS AND WHAT 1067 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:56,121 INDOCTRINATION IS. 1068 00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:57,454 A LOT OF WHAT IS HAPPENING IS 1069 00:35:57,521 --> 00:36:01,187 REALLY JUST INDOCTRINATION. 1070 00:36:01,254 --> 00:36:01,854 [APPLAUSE] 1071 00:36:01,921 --> 00:36:04,054 I STUDY MARXISM IN SCHOOL, IT'S 1072 00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:04,787 IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT 1073 00:36:04,854 --> 00:36:06,421 MARXISM IS, IT'S DIFFERENT FROM 1074 00:36:06,487 --> 00:36:07,754 BEING TAUGHT FROM A MARXIST 1075 00:36:07,821 --> 00:36:09,287 PERSPECTIVE. 1076 00:36:09,354 --> 00:36:10,854 ONE EXPOSES YOU TO IDEAS, THE 1077 00:36:10,921 --> 00:36:13,854 OTHER MAKES YOU A SOLDIER IN A 1078 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,121 GIVEN PERSPECTIVE AND THERE'S 1079 00:36:16,187 --> 00:36:18,621 SOMETHING KIND OF TOTALITARIAN 1080 00:36:18,687 --> 00:36:20,654 ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE PRODUCING NOT 1081 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,454 INDEPENDENT THINKERS, YOUR 1082 00:36:22,521 --> 00:36:25,954 PRODUCING RED GUARDS. 1083 00:36:26,021 --> 00:36:28,187 >> IT'S GROTESQUE AT THE WEALTHY 1084 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:29,654 SCHOOLS, CHILDREN OF 1085 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,354 BILLIONAIRES BEING TURNED INTO 1086 00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:32,487 BABY MARXISTS BECAUSE THAT'S HOW 1087 00:36:32,554 --> 00:36:34,454 RICH YOUR DADDY HAS TO BE FOR 1088 00:36:34,521 --> 00:36:35,321 MARXISM TO WORK FOR YOU 1089 00:36:35,387 --> 00:36:40,454 PERSONALLY AS A THEORY. 1090 00:36:40,521 --> 00:36:41,421 [APPLAUSE] 1091 00:36:41,487 --> 00:36:42,421 THAT'S ANOTHER AMERICAN ISSUE, 1092 00:36:42,487 --> 00:36:43,754 WE'VE GOT TO PULL TOGETHER AND 1093 00:36:43,821 --> 00:36:45,687 WE'VE GOT TO LIFT UP THIS WHOLE 1094 00:36:45,754 --> 00:36:47,687 IDEA OF EDUCATION AND GET SOME 1095 00:36:47,754 --> 00:36:48,854 OF THIS OUT OF THE SCHOOLS, WE 1096 00:36:48,921 --> 00:36:52,354 HAVE TO. 1097 00:36:52,421 --> 00:36:54,687 >> Bill: I READ IN SOME OF 1098 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,687 YOUR ARTICLE AND SOME IN HERS, 1099 00:36:56,754 --> 00:36:58,187 THAT THERE IS A CLIMATE OF FEAR 1100 00:36:58,254 --> 00:37:00,021 THAT PEOPLE ARE LIVING IN 1101 00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:00,587 SCHOOLS. 1102 00:37:00,654 --> 00:37:02,554 FEAR OF NOT BEING WOKE ENOUGH, 1103 00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:05,054 OF NOT SPEAKING WELCOME ENOUGH. 1104 00:37:05,121 --> 00:37:05,921 SHE SAYS POWER IN AMERICA COMES 1105 00:37:05,987 --> 00:37:10,621 FROM SPEAKING WOKE. 1106 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,587 SHE QUOTES A MATH TEACHER WHO 1107 00:37:12,654 --> 00:37:13,821 SAYS I'M IN A CULT -- NOT 1108 00:37:13,887 --> 00:37:14,621 EXACTLY IT'S THAT THE CULT IS 1109 00:37:14,687 --> 00:37:16,387 ALL AROUND ME AND I'M TRYING TO 1110 00:37:16,454 --> 00:37:20,187 SAVE KIDS FROM BECOMING MEMBERS. 1111 00:37:20,254 --> 00:37:22,621 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S A 1112 00:37:22,687 --> 00:37:23,687 SCIENTOLOGY DEFECTOR. 1113 00:37:23,754 --> 00:37:26,421 >> RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN A 1114 00:37:26,487 --> 00:37:27,421 CERTAIN PERIOD WHICH I THINK 1115 00:37:27,487 --> 00:37:28,754 IT'S GOING TO BE SHORT-LIVED AND 1116 00:37:28,821 --> 00:37:29,387 THE SCHOOLS HAVE BEEN REACTING 1117 00:37:29,454 --> 00:37:33,654 VERY QUICKLY AND HUGELY TO THE 1118 00:37:33,721 --> 00:37:35,787 SOCIAL PROTESTS OVER THE SUMMER 1119 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,287 WHICH KIDS THANK GOD WERE VERY 1120 00:37:37,354 --> 00:37:40,854 MOVED BY AND VERY MUCH A PART 1121 00:37:40,921 --> 00:37:41,654 OF. 1122 00:37:41,721 --> 00:37:42,921 THAT'S IMPORTANT BUT THE LESSONS 1123 00:37:42,987 --> 00:37:45,821 THEY ARE INTRODUCING ON THE 1124 00:37:45,887 --> 00:37:46,654 BACKS OF THAT PROTESTS ARE 1125 00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:47,187 GROTESQUE. 1126 00:37:47,254 --> 00:37:49,121 >> THE CLIMATE OF FEAR IS NOT 1127 00:37:49,187 --> 00:37:52,387 JUST IN SCHOOLS, IT'S THROUGHOUT 1128 00:37:52,454 --> 00:37:53,287 INSTITUTIONS, COMPANIES ALL OVER 1129 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:57,321 THE COUNTRY. 1130 00:37:57,387 --> 00:37:57,887 PEOPLE HAVE TO START CALLING 1131 00:37:57,954 --> 00:37:59,954 BULLSHIT ON IT. 1132 00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:02,354 THE ONLY WAY THIS ENDS IS PEOPLE 1133 00:38:02,421 --> 00:38:03,621 IN AUTHORITY SAY WE AREN'T GOING 1134 00:38:03,687 --> 00:38:04,854 TO BE BELIEVED IF YOU DON'T WANT 1135 00:38:04,921 --> 00:38:07,154 TO WORK HERE, GO ELSEWHERE, 1136 00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:07,954 THESE ARE OUR VALUES AND WE ARE 1137 00:38:08,021 --> 00:38:10,521 GOING TO STICK BY THEM. 1138 00:38:10,587 --> 00:38:11,621 THEY INCLUDE FAIR PLAY AND 1139 00:38:11,687 --> 00:38:13,954 OPENNESS TO VARIETY POINTS OF 1140 00:38:14,021 --> 00:38:17,354 VIEW. 1141 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:17,754 [APPLAUSE] 1142 00:38:17,821 --> 00:38:20,787 >> Bill: THEY SEEM OBSESSED 1143 00:38:20,854 --> 00:38:22,454 WITH THE CONCEPT OF PRIVILEGE. 1144 00:38:22,521 --> 00:38:25,054 THE ONE YOU TAUGHT AT. 1145 00:38:25,121 --> 00:38:28,687 >> HARVARD WESTLAKE. 1146 00:38:28,754 --> 00:38:30,154 >> Bill: I'M LOOKING AT THIS 1147 00:38:30,221 --> 00:38:31,821 CHART, CAN YOU SHOW THIS CHART 1148 00:38:31,887 --> 00:38:33,054 TO PEOPLE? 1149 00:38:33,121 --> 00:38:38,387 THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO A 1150 00:38:38,454 --> 00:38:39,687 OPPRESSION, RESISTANCE, 1151 00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:40,221 PRIVILEGE, SOME OF THEM ARE 1152 00:38:40,287 --> 00:38:42,587 OUTDATED TO SOME DEGREE. 1153 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:47,787 HETEROSEXUAL, NOT AT THE ABBEY. 1154 00:38:47,854 --> 00:38:53,587 GENDER CONFORMING YOUNG ADULT, 1155 00:38:53,654 --> 00:38:54,221 OPPRESSION, WORKING CLASS, 1156 00:38:54,287 --> 00:38:57,654 PERSON OF COLOR, FEMALE, NOT 1157 00:38:57,721 --> 00:39:00,487 EVERYWHERE. 1158 00:39:00,554 --> 00:39:02,254 THE WORLD IS SO MUCH MORE 1159 00:39:02,321 --> 00:39:02,987 COMPLICATED THAN THIS. 1160 00:39:03,054 --> 00:39:04,121 >> THE FIRST THING I WAS TAUGHT 1161 00:39:04,187 --> 00:39:05,854 WHEN I WAS TAUGHT HOW TO BE A 1162 00:39:05,921 --> 00:39:07,087 TEACHER AT THAT WONDERFUL SCHOOL 1163 00:39:07,154 --> 00:39:09,021 WAS NEVER WASTE A STUDENT'S 1164 00:39:09,087 --> 00:39:11,654 TIME, THAT'S THE MOST PRECIOUS 1165 00:39:11,721 --> 00:39:11,921 RESOURCE. 1166 00:39:11,987 --> 00:39:12,854 NEVER TEACH A RIDICULOUS LESSON 1167 00:39:12,921 --> 00:39:14,454 AND IF YOU'RE SITTING THERE AT A 1168 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,221 SCHOOL THAT COSTS $35,000 A YEAR 1169 00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:17,821 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 1170 00:39:17,887 --> 00:39:19,421 WHO HAS PRIVILEGE IN AMERICA, 1171 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,754 GET A MIRROR. 1172 00:39:21,821 --> 00:39:23,121 YOU'RE THE PRIVILEGED ONE, YOU 1173 00:39:23,187 --> 00:39:25,421 DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE WITH THIS 1174 00:39:25,487 --> 00:39:27,487 COMPLICATED MAP, IT'S A USELESS 1175 00:39:27,554 --> 00:39:27,921 LESSON. 1176 00:39:27,987 --> 00:39:29,187 >> Bill: AREN'T WE TALKING 1177 00:39:29,254 --> 00:39:31,187 ABOUT ADVANTAGE? 1178 00:39:31,254 --> 00:39:36,687 THE WORD PRIVILEGE BOTHERS ME. 1179 00:39:36,754 --> 00:39:37,321 THERE ARE CERTAIN ADVANTAGES AND 1180 00:39:37,387 --> 00:39:38,887 OF COURSE RACE IS THE BIGGEST 1181 00:39:38,954 --> 00:39:40,087 ISSUE IN AMERICA. 1182 00:39:40,154 --> 00:39:41,421 I WOULD PUT THAT NUMBER ONE BUT 1183 00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:43,021 IT'S ALSO NOT THE ONLY ONE, 1184 00:39:43,087 --> 00:39:44,187 THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT 1185 00:39:44,254 --> 00:39:45,854 FACTORS AND THEY ONLY WANT TO 1186 00:39:45,921 --> 00:39:47,354 SEE THIS ONE THING. 1187 00:39:47,421 --> 00:39:49,587 WHAT IF SOMEONE IS PAINFULLY SHY 1188 00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:50,654 LIKE I WAS? 1189 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,721 >> YOU WERE PAINFULLY SHY? 1190 00:39:52,787 --> 00:39:55,154 >> Bill: ISN'T IT FUNNY? 1191 00:39:55,221 --> 00:39:57,754 BUT IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE. 1192 00:39:57,821 --> 00:39:59,954 AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE, THE 1193 00:40:00,021 --> 00:40:00,754 LIGHT GOES ON. 1194 00:40:00,821 --> 00:40:04,054 >> THE ANSWER TO WHETHER YOU ARE 1195 00:40:04,121 --> 00:40:04,654 PRIVILEGED OR ADVANTAGED, THE 1196 00:40:04,721 --> 00:40:06,687 ANSWER TO IT ISN'T TO FEEL 1197 00:40:06,754 --> 00:40:08,087 GUILTY OR ENTER VIRTUE SIGNAL, 1198 00:40:08,154 --> 00:40:10,321 IT'S TO DO SOMETHING WITH THOSE 1199 00:40:10,387 --> 00:40:10,787 ADVANTAGES. 1200 00:40:10,854 --> 00:40:12,587 TRY TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER 1201 00:40:12,654 --> 00:40:13,554 PLACE, DON'T FEEL GUILTY FOR 1202 00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:14,754 DOING IT. 1203 00:40:14,821 --> 00:40:18,021 >> MORE TO THE POINT, IF YOU ARE 1204 00:40:18,087 --> 00:40:19,054 TRULY A MARXIST AND I GREW UP IN 1205 00:40:19,121 --> 00:40:20,921 A PRETTY LEFT THE HOUSE, TELL 1206 00:40:20,987 --> 00:40:22,687 YOUR PARENTS I DON'T WANT TO GO 1207 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:23,787 TO THIS EXPENSIVE SCHOOL 1208 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:24,654 ANYMORE, THIS IS TOO ELITE, I 1209 00:40:24,721 --> 00:40:26,921 WANT TO BE PART OF MAKING PUBLIC 1210 00:40:26,987 --> 00:40:27,887 SCHOOLS BETTER AND THEY WANT TO 1211 00:40:27,954 --> 00:40:30,987 BE SUPER WOKE AND GO TO YALE. 1212 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:31,987 THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO 1213 00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,121 PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD EITHER 1214 00:40:33,187 --> 00:40:34,054 OF THOSE THINGS. 1215 00:40:34,121 --> 00:40:36,754 IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT, COME 1216 00:40:36,821 --> 00:40:41,087 HERE TO L.A. CITY COLLEGE. 1217 00:40:41,154 --> 00:40:44,621 [APPLAUSE] 1218 00:40:44,687 --> 00:40:46,321 >> Bill: BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF 1219 00:40:46,387 --> 00:40:47,221 TIME, I KNEW YOU WERE COMING 1220 00:40:47,287 --> 00:40:50,854 HERE I REALLY WANTED TO GET YOU 1221 00:40:50,921 --> 00:40:55,954 ABOUT THE ROYALS. 1222 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,121 YOU'RE LAUGHING ALREADY. 1223 00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,321 >> I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS. 1224 00:40:58,387 --> 00:41:03,087 >> Bill: BECAUSE NOW THAT 1225 00:41:03,154 --> 00:41:03,721 WE'VE HAD A CHANCE TO ABSORB IT, 1226 00:41:03,787 --> 00:41:06,721 EVERYONE SAW THE OPERA INTERVIEW 1227 00:41:06,787 --> 00:41:11,187 WITH HARRY AND MEGHAN, I HAD TO 1228 00:41:11,254 --> 00:41:12,187 LAUGH WHEN THEY WERE CANCELING 1229 00:41:12,254 --> 00:41:12,821 PEOPLE FOR THE TWEETS THEY WROTE 1230 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:16,887 IN HIGH SCHOOL AND THERE'S A 1231 00:41:16,954 --> 00:41:18,221 PICTURE OF HARRY, AMERICA'S NEW 1232 00:41:18,287 --> 00:41:21,221 HERO WEARING A SWASTIKA. 1233 00:41:21,287 --> 00:41:21,621 I'M JUST SAYING. 1234 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,354 I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD CANCEL 1235 00:41:23,421 --> 00:41:27,221 HIM FOR IT, PEOPLE DO STUPID 1236 00:41:27,287 --> 00:41:28,621 THINGS WHEN THEY ARE YOUNG BUT 1237 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:29,754 IT'S AMAZING HOW THE ANGEL OF 1238 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,987 DEATH FLIES OVER SOME PEOPLE'S 1239 00:41:33,054 --> 00:41:34,721 HOUSES. 1240 00:41:34,787 --> 00:41:35,054 IT'S AMAZING. 1241 00:41:35,121 --> 00:41:37,554 >> NOT ONLY THAT BUT SHE FELT A 1242 00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:39,054 REALLY WORTHWHILE ROLE FOR HER 1243 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:39,987 TO PLAY WAS TO VISIT THE 1244 00:41:40,054 --> 00:41:42,621 COUNTRIES OF THE COMMONWEALTH 1245 00:41:42,687 --> 00:41:43,987 BECAUSE THEY ARE LARGELY PEOPLE 1246 00:41:44,054 --> 00:41:46,554 OF COLOR, WHICH IS TRUE BECAUSE 1247 00:41:46,621 --> 00:41:49,021 THEY ARE COLONIZED BY THE STUPID 1248 00:41:49,087 --> 00:41:50,221 FAMILY YOU MARRIED INTO AND YOU 1249 00:41:50,287 --> 00:41:51,754 SHOULD NOT BE THEIR EMISSARY, 1250 00:41:51,821 --> 00:41:53,854 YOU SHOULD BE GOING THERE AND 1251 00:41:53,921 --> 00:41:55,387 TELLING THEM BREAK FREE AND 1252 00:41:55,454 --> 00:42:00,587 LET'S GET BRITAIN TO PAY SOME 1253 00:42:00,654 --> 00:42:01,154 REPARATIONS, SHE SHOULDN'T BE 1254 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,054 THERE UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF THE 1255 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:03,387 ROYAL FAMILY. 1256 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:07,421 [APPLAUSE] 1257 00:42:07,487 --> 00:42:09,121 >> IT'S TRUE, WITH OTHER PEOPLE 1258 00:42:09,187 --> 00:42:10,821 LIKE THAT YOUNG EDITOR WHO HAD 1259 00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:11,521 JUST BEEN GIVEN HER BIG BREAK 1260 00:42:11,587 --> 00:42:16,454 AND DISCOVERED 11-YEAR-OLD 1261 00:42:16,521 --> 00:42:17,787 TWEETS WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN TIERED 1262 00:42:17,854 --> 00:42:20,654 EUROS SOLD WERE GOING TO DESTROY 1263 00:42:20,721 --> 00:42:20,954 HER CAREER. 1264 00:42:21,021 --> 00:42:22,054 IF YOU HAVEN'T SCREWED UP AS A 1265 00:42:22,121 --> 00:42:24,121 TEENAGER YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER 1266 00:42:24,187 --> 00:42:24,487 BEEN A TEENAGER. 1267 00:42:24,554 --> 00:42:27,421 WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T HAVE 1268 00:42:27,487 --> 00:42:30,187 HUGE MISTAKES FROM THAT PERIOD 1269 00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:30,587 OF TIME? 1270 00:42:30,654 --> 00:42:31,621 >> Bill: TED CRUZ BECAUSE HE 1271 00:42:31,687 --> 00:42:35,321 KNEW HE WAS GOING TO RUN FOR 1272 00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:35,987 PRESIDENT. 1273 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,421 TED CRUZ DOESN'T, HE KNEW WHEN 1274 00:42:37,487 --> 00:42:39,587 HE WAS EIGHT HE STARTED RUNNING 1275 00:42:39,654 --> 00:42:41,587 FOR PRESIDENT AND THAT'S NOT THE 1276 00:42:41,654 --> 00:42:43,221 GUY YOU WANT AS PRESIDENT. 1277 00:42:43,287 --> 00:42:46,821 >> YOU'RE MAKING MY POINT. 1278 00:42:46,887 --> 00:42:49,421 >> Bill: I AM MAKING YOUR 1279 00:42:49,487 --> 00:42:49,687 POINT TO. 1280 00:42:49,754 --> 00:42:52,454 >> ANY TIME SOMEONE GETS FIRED 1281 00:42:52,521 --> 00:42:54,887 AT "TEEN VOGUE" IT'S A WIN FOR 1282 00:42:54,954 --> 00:42:55,621 THE COUNTRY, EVERYONE SHOULD BE 1283 00:42:55,687 --> 00:42:56,854 FIRED, THEY SHOULD SHUT THAT 1284 00:42:56,921 --> 00:42:58,721 THING DOWN, THEY SHOULD SALT THE 1285 00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:00,254 EARTH AND THEY SHOULD GO 1286 00:43:00,321 --> 00:43:02,621 INDEPENDENCE I LOOK AT IT TODAY, 1287 00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:04,854 THEY HAD AN ARTICLE ABOUT WHY WE 1288 00:43:04,921 --> 00:43:05,554 SHOULD ABOLISH THE POLICE IN THE 1289 00:43:05,621 --> 00:43:07,754 NEXT ARTICLE WAS ABOUT ONE OF 1290 00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:11,221 THE OLSEN TWINS HAIRCUT. 1291 00:43:11,287 --> 00:43:13,387 >> Bill: THEN YOU READ THE 1292 00:43:13,454 --> 00:43:14,454 STATEMENT FROM THEM WE HAD TO DO 1293 00:43:14,521 --> 00:43:16,254 THIS SO THE IMPORTANT WORK OF 1294 00:43:16,321 --> 00:43:18,021 "TEEN VOGUE" -- THE IMPORTANT 1295 00:43:18,087 --> 00:43:20,221 WORK, ARE YOU KIDDING? 1296 00:43:20,287 --> 00:43:22,021 IT'S ABOUT CLOSE FOR TEENAGERS, 1297 00:43:22,087 --> 00:43:22,287 ISN'T IT? 1298 00:43:22,354 --> 00:43:24,287 >> IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN THAT BUT 1299 00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:25,821 TEENAGE GIRLS, THERE IS A HUGE 1300 00:43:25,887 --> 00:43:27,154 COMMUNITY THEY CAN REACH ONE 1301 00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:29,421 ANOTHER ON A NATIONAL AND GLOBAL 1302 00:43:29,487 --> 00:43:33,554 LEVEL ON INSTAGRAM AND SO FORTH, 1303 00:43:33,621 --> 00:43:34,454 ADULTS AT THE DEPRAVED 1304 00:43:34,521 --> 00:43:37,287 INSTITUTION OF CONDE NAST SHOULD 1305 00:43:37,354 --> 00:43:38,287 NOT BE PROFITING OVER FEEDING 1306 00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,554 THEIR HEADS WITH THIS POISONOUS, 1307 00:43:40,621 --> 00:43:43,821 VAPID LEFT WING AGENDA THAT 1308 00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:45,221 MAKES THESE GIRLS DUMBER BECAUSE 1309 00:43:45,287 --> 00:43:46,754 EVERY TIME THEY RUN SOMETHING ON 1310 00:43:46,821 --> 00:43:47,687 FOREIGN POLICY YOU LOOK AT IT 1311 00:43:47,754 --> 00:43:49,154 AND GO THAT'S NOT RIGHT AND 1312 00:43:49,221 --> 00:43:50,721 THAT'S NOT RIGHT IN THESE GIRLS, 1313 00:43:50,787 --> 00:43:53,054 IT'S GREAT, I'M GOING TO GET 1314 00:43:53,121 --> 00:43:55,487 THAT HAIRCUT AND BE ON THE SIDE 1315 00:43:55,554 --> 00:43:56,887 OF THIS THING, IT'S TERRIBLE. 1316 00:43:56,954 --> 00:43:59,054 >> Bill: I HAVE ONE MINUTE AND 1317 00:43:59,121 --> 00:44:00,387 I KNOW YOU BOTH HAVE WRITTEN 1318 00:44:00,454 --> 00:44:01,921 ABOUT WOODY ALLEN, A LOT OF 1319 00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,654 PEOPLE WHO GET THIS NETWORK 1320 00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:04,254 PROBABLY SAW THE DOCUMENTARY. 1321 00:44:04,321 --> 00:44:06,554 I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT 1322 00:44:06,621 --> 00:44:08,121 IT. 1323 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,187 THE TITLE OFFENDED ME -- NOT 1324 00:44:10,254 --> 00:44:11,121 OFFENDED ME, WAS BULLSHIT AND IT 1325 00:44:11,187 --> 00:44:13,354 MAY ALL BE TRUE. 1326 00:44:13,421 --> 00:44:18,954 THE TITLE OF THE DOCUMENTARY 1327 00:44:19,021 --> 00:44:30,221 WHICH IS ALAN ALLEN V FARROW, T 1328 00:44:30,287 --> 00:44:34,387 SUGGESTS THERE WAS A TRIAL IN A 1329 00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:35,487 PROSECUTION. 1330 00:44:35,554 --> 00:44:35,854 IT'S MISLEADING. 1331 00:44:35,921 --> 00:44:37,821 >> THE TWO CONTEMPORANEOUS 1332 00:44:37,887 --> 00:44:40,387 REPORTS THAT CAME OUT ACQUITTED 1333 00:44:40,454 --> 00:44:41,621 WHICH MEANS PEOPLE WHO THINK 1334 00:44:41,687 --> 00:44:43,854 THEY KNOW THE STORY DON'T KNOW 1335 00:44:43,921 --> 00:44:44,121 THE STORY. 1336 00:44:44,187 --> 00:44:45,421 >> Bill: AND NOW THEY KNOW ONE 1337 00:44:45,487 --> 00:44:46,887 SIDE OF THE STORY AND I'M GLAD I 1338 00:44:46,954 --> 00:44:48,687 DO, BUT DON'T TELL ME I SAW THE 1339 00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:49,154 WHOLE STORY. 1340 00:44:49,221 --> 00:44:56,521 >> WHY IS HBO PROFITING, MAKING 1341 00:44:56,587 --> 00:44:57,287 A FOUR NIGHT SPECTACULAR. 1342 00:44:57,354 --> 00:44:58,721 >> Bill: NOW WE ARE GETTING 1343 00:44:58,787 --> 00:45:04,021 INTO SOME TOUCHY TERRITORY! 1344 00:45:04,087 --> 00:45:04,954 TIME FOR NEW RULES EVERYBODY, 1345 00:45:05,021 --> 00:45:09,054 NEW RULES! 1346 00:45:09,121 --> 00:45:11,021 SO THEY CAN PAY THEIR STARS WELL 1347 00:45:11,087 --> 00:45:13,687 AND HAVE THEM GET SOLAR, THAT'S 1348 00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:16,421 WHY! 1349 00:45:16,487 --> 00:45:18,287 GODDAMN IT! 1350 00:45:18,354 --> 00:45:19,254 NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL ME 1351 00:45:19,321 --> 00:45:20,354 HOW IT MAKES A PARTY BETTER WHEN 1352 00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:23,021 YOU'RE STANDING ON A CAR. 1353 00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:23,287 [LAUGHTER] 1354 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:24,121 THAT WOULD MAKE ME NOT WANT TO 1355 00:45:24,187 --> 00:45:25,487 GO TO A PARTY. 1356 00:45:25,554 --> 00:45:26,354 "WHERE'S THE PARTY?" 1357 00:45:26,421 --> 00:45:29,121 "WELL, IT'S PARTLY ON A CAR." 1358 00:45:29,187 --> 00:45:29,887 JAMES BROWN ONCE SANG "GET UP 1359 00:45:29,954 --> 00:45:31,454 OFFA THAT THING." 1360 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:36,587 HE MEANT HIS CAR. 1361 00:45:36,654 --> 00:45:36,854 [LAUGHTER] 1362 00:45:36,921 --> 00:45:38,487 NEW RULE: BEFORE YOU MAKE FUN OF 1363 00:45:38,554 --> 00:45:39,921 THIS HINDU HOLY DAY, WHERE WOMEN 1364 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:41,254 FROM ONE VILLAGE PRETEND TO BEAT 1365 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:43,121 A MAN FROM ANOTHER VILLAGE WITH 1366 00:45:43,187 --> 00:45:44,587 LONG STICKS, REMEMBER WE'VE GOT 1367 00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:46,087 ONE COMING UP WHERE A LIFE-SIZED 1368 00:45:46,154 --> 00:45:47,587 BUNNY HIDES EGGS TO CELEBRATE A 1369 00:45:47,654 --> 00:45:55,721 DEAD GUY COMING BACK TO LIFE. 1370 00:45:55,787 --> 00:45:55,987 [LAUGHTER] 1371 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:57,221 [APPLAUSE] 1372 00:45:57,287 --> 00:45:59,854 NEW RULE: THE NICOBAR PIGEON HAS 1373 00:45:59,921 --> 00:46:02,021 TO GET OVER ITSELF AND REALIZE 1374 00:46:02,087 --> 00:46:02,654 THAT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "YOU'RE SO 1375 00:46:02,721 --> 00:46:03,454 BEAUTIFUL," THEY MEAN "FOR A 1376 00:46:03,521 --> 00:46:07,454 PIGEON." 1377 00:46:07,521 --> 00:46:09,387 YOUR COMPETITION IS DIRT-GRAY, 1378 00:46:09,454 --> 00:46:10,887 RED-EYED, STANDING ON A TRASHCAN 1379 00:46:10,954 --> 00:46:18,554 EATING A CIGAR. 1380 00:46:18,621 --> 00:46:18,821 [LAUGHTER] 1381 00:46:18,887 --> 00:46:20,421 [APPLAUSE] 1382 00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:21,287 AND YOU'RE BOTH GOING IN 1383 00:46:21,354 --> 00:46:26,821 CHICK-FIL-A. 1384 00:46:26,887 --> 00:46:27,087 [LAUGHTER] 1385 00:46:27,154 --> 00:46:29,521 I KID, IT'S ACTUALLY FINE FOOD, 1386 00:46:29,587 --> 00:46:30,654 IT'S DELICIOUS, WE KID, WE MAKE 1387 00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:33,521 LITTLE JOKES. 1388 00:46:33,587 --> 00:46:34,521 NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL ME 1389 00:46:34,587 --> 00:46:35,487 WHY ALL THE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC 1390 00:46:35,554 --> 00:46:38,487 LOOK LIKE IUDS. 1391 00:46:38,554 --> 00:46:39,887 LOOK AT THAT -- IT CAN'T JUST BE 1392 00:46:39,954 --> 00:46:40,821 COINCIDENCE. 1393 00:46:40,887 --> 00:46:43,321 DOES BIRTH CONTROL COME FROM 1394 00:46:43,387 --> 00:46:44,787 SPACE? 1395 00:46:44,854 --> 00:46:46,154 NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, THIS ONE'S 1396 00:46:46,221 --> 00:46:52,087 FOR YOU. 1397 00:46:52,154 --> 00:46:52,354 [LAUGHTER] 1398 00:46:52,421 --> 00:46:53,354 [APPLAUSE] 1399 00:46:53,421 --> 00:46:54,521 NEW RULE: THAT GUY AT EVERY 1400 00:46:54,587 --> 00:46:55,787 WEDDING WHO THINKS IT'D BE A 1401 00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:56,621 TREAT FOR EVERYONE IF HE 1402 00:46:56,687 --> 00:46:57,421 BREAKDANCES. 1403 00:46:57,487 --> 00:46:59,521 HAS TO SIT DOWN. 1404 00:46:59,587 --> 00:47:00,454 YOU'RE NOT THE LIFE OF THE 1405 00:47:00,521 --> 00:47:01,887 PARTY. 1406 00:47:01,954 --> 00:47:03,154 YOU'RE THE DRUNK GUY WHO JUST 1407 00:47:03,221 --> 00:47:09,654 KICKED GRANDMA IN THE FACE. 1408 00:47:09,721 --> 00:47:09,921 [LAUGHTER] 1409 00:47:09,987 --> 00:47:10,821 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1410 00:47:10,887 --> 00:47:12,121 IF WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW 1411 00:47:12,187 --> 00:47:13,387 ROARING "20S, LET'S NOT REPEAT 1412 00:47:13,454 --> 00:47:15,554 THE MISTAKES OF THE LAST ONE. 1413 00:47:15,621 --> 00:47:17,387 I KEEP READING THAT AMERICA IS 1414 00:47:17,454 --> 00:47:18,821 POISED FOR A ROARING "20S, 21ST 1415 00:47:18,887 --> 00:47:21,654 CENTURY EDITION - A REPEAT OF 1416 00:47:21,721 --> 00:47:23,654 THAT DECADE A CENTURY AGO, WHEN, 1417 00:47:23,721 --> 00:47:24,921 JUST LIKE NOW, THE UNITED STATES 1418 00:47:24,987 --> 00:47:27,087 EMERGED FROM A PANDEMIC READY TO 1419 00:47:27,154 --> 00:47:29,187 PARTY AS IF THERE WAS COCAINE IN 1420 00:47:29,254 --> 00:47:34,754 THE COCA-COLA - WHICH THERE WAS. 1421 00:47:34,821 --> 00:47:39,787 [LAUGHTER] 1422 00:47:39,854 --> 00:47:45,721 THERE WAS, IN THE 20s. 1423 00:47:45,787 --> 00:47:46,187 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1424 00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:47,521 AND NOW, AFTER A YEAR OF MASKING 1425 00:47:47,587 --> 00:47:48,421 AND DISTANCING, I KNOW I'M READY 1426 00:47:48,487 --> 00:47:49,887 FOR THE PARTY, AND I IMAGINE 1427 00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:51,487 MILLIONS OF OTHERS ARE ALSO 1428 00:47:51,554 --> 00:47:53,787 ITCHING TO ENGAGE IN RISKY 1429 00:47:53,854 --> 00:47:54,854 BEHAVIORS, LIKE AIR TRAVEL, 1430 00:47:54,921 --> 00:47:56,454 SHARING A DESSERT OR TWEETING 1431 00:47:56,521 --> 00:48:00,954 WHAT YOU REALLY THINK. 1432 00:48:01,021 --> 00:48:01,221 [LAUGHTER] 1433 00:48:01,287 --> 00:48:02,454 AND WHY NOT? 1434 00:48:02,521 --> 00:48:04,121 THE 1920S WAS AN ESPECIALLY 1435 00:48:04,187 --> 00:48:05,887 EXCITING TIME: THE ECONOMY 1436 00:48:05,954 --> 00:48:08,021 DOUBLED THE MASSES COULD AFFORD 1437 00:48:08,087 --> 00:48:09,687 A CAR, AND WOMEN STOPPED WEARING 1438 00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:12,721 SIXTEEN LAYERS OF CLOTHING. 1439 00:48:12,787 --> 00:48:14,187 NO DREAM WAS TOO BIG: CHARLES 1440 00:48:14,254 --> 00:48:14,454 [LAUGHTER] 1441 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:15,321 LINDBERGH BECAME THE FIRST 1442 00:48:15,387 --> 00:48:16,821 ANTI-SEMITE TO FLY SOLO ACROSS 1443 00:48:16,887 --> 00:48:22,121 THE ATLANTIC BABE RUTH HIT A 1444 00:48:22,187 --> 00:48:24,687 HOME RUN 575 FEET, HUNGOVER, 1445 00:48:24,754 --> 00:48:29,654 WITH GONORRHEA, WHILE EATING A 1446 00:48:29,721 --> 00:48:33,287 PORK CHOP, 1447 00:48:33,354 --> 00:48:33,554 [LAUGHTER] 1448 00:48:33,621 --> 00:48:34,087 [APPLAUSE] 1449 00:48:34,154 --> 00:48:34,754 AND JOE BIDEN STARTED 1450 00:48:34,821 --> 00:48:42,554 RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 1451 00:48:42,621 --> 00:48:43,854 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1452 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,287 AND THE STOCK MARKET WAS A GAME 1453 00:48:45,354 --> 00:48:47,954 WHERE EVERYBODY WAS A WINNER. 1454 00:48:48,021 --> 00:48:49,287 BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 1455 00:48:49,354 --> 00:48:49,887 NEXT. 1456 00:48:49,954 --> 00:48:51,321 THE ROARING "20S BECAME THE 1457 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:53,354 BROKE-ASS "30S. 1458 00:48:53,421 --> 00:48:54,421 IT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE WITH 1459 00:48:54,487 --> 00:48:55,921 THE GREAT DEPRESSION, THE RISE 1460 00:48:55,987 --> 00:48:57,854 OF FASCISM, AND WORST OF ALL, AN 1461 00:48:57,921 --> 00:48:59,121 ENDLESS STREAM OF MUSICALS ABOUT 1462 00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:05,021 SAILORS. 1463 00:49:05,087 --> 00:49:05,287 [LAUGHTER] 1464 00:49:05,354 --> 00:49:07,021 AND LOOKING AT THE ECONOMIC 1465 00:49:07,087 --> 00:49:08,521 FACTORS RIGHT NOW, IT FEELS LIKE 1466 00:49:08,587 --> 00:49:09,987 WE'RE BACK IN THE HEADSPACE THAT 1467 00:49:10,054 --> 00:49:11,387 WE'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF CASH AS 1468 00:49:11,454 --> 00:49:12,654 LONG AS THE FED DOESN'T RUN OUT 1469 00:49:12,721 --> 00:49:14,154 OF INK. 1470 00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:15,521 I'M JUST SAYING, IF WE'RE GOING 1471 00:49:15,587 --> 00:49:17,387 TO DO A NEW ROARING "20S, LET'S 1472 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:18,554 DO IT THIS TIME WITHOUT THE TWO 1473 00:49:18,621 --> 00:49:20,854 THINGS THAT MADE THE LAST ONE 1474 00:49:20,921 --> 00:49:22,254 SUCK: PROHIBITION AND A 1475 00:49:22,321 --> 00:49:28,187 DEPRESSION AT THE END OF IT. 1476 00:49:28,254 --> 00:49:28,454 [LAUGHTER] 1477 00:49:28,521 --> 00:49:32,287 [APPLAUSE] 1478 00:49:32,354 --> 00:49:34,154 I'M NO MONEY EXPERT - I ONLY 1479 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:37,187 TURN ON JIM CRAMER TO SCARE AWAY 1480 00:49:37,254 --> 00:49:41,187 THE BIRDS - BUT IT DOES SEEM 1481 00:49:41,254 --> 00:49:42,654 LIKE THE MARKET IS A LITTLE 1482 00:49:42,721 --> 00:49:43,987 DIVORCED FROM REALITY THESE 1483 00:49:44,054 --> 00:49:46,287 DAYS. 1484 00:49:46,354 --> 00:49:47,321 IT'S ODD THAT THE REAL ECONOMY 1485 00:49:47,387 --> 00:49:48,521 HAS BEEN FULL OF NEWS OF 1486 00:49:48,587 --> 00:49:50,687 UNEMPLOYMENT, BANKRUPTCIES AND 1487 00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:53,687 GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SIGNS 1488 00:49:53,754 --> 00:49:55,687 SINCE COVID HIT, AND YET THE S&P 1489 00:49:55,754 --> 00:49:57,887 IS UP 76% IN THAT TIME. 1490 00:49:57,954 --> 00:49:59,821 IT CAN'T GO UP FOREVER. 1491 00:49:59,887 --> 00:50:02,421 WE CAN'T ALL WIN. 1492 00:50:02,487 --> 00:50:10,487 IT'S NOT THE TICKET MACHINE AT 1493 00:50:10,554 --> 00:50:11,321 CHUCK E CHEESE. 1494 00:50:11,387 --> 00:50:12,687 A SHARE OF GAMESTOP ISN'T REALLY 1495 00:50:12,754 --> 00:50:13,587 WORTH MORE THAN A SHARE OF 1496 00:50:13,654 --> 00:50:14,387 TOYOTA. 1497 00:50:14,454 --> 00:50:15,687 TO BAIL OURSELVES OUT OF THAT 1498 00:50:15,754 --> 00:50:16,987 DEPRESSION, WE SPENT, OVER 10 1499 00:50:17,054 --> 00:50:17,887 YEARS, 6% OF OUR GROSS DOMESTIC 1500 00:50:17,954 --> 00:50:19,087 PRODUCT. 1501 00:50:19,154 --> 00:50:20,354 TO GET OUT OF COVID, WE SPENT, 1502 00:50:20,421 --> 00:50:22,354 IN ONE YEAR, 26% OF GDP. 1503 00:50:22,421 --> 00:50:23,787 THE WAY WE'RE HANDING OUT MONEY, 1504 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,887 YOU'D THINK IT HAD AN EXPIRATION 1505 00:50:25,954 --> 00:50:27,721 DATE ON IT. 1506 00:50:27,787 --> 00:50:29,454 IN 2008, WHEN THE GLOBAL ECONOMY 1507 00:50:29,521 --> 00:50:30,187 WAS ON THE EDGE OF COLLAPSE 1508 00:50:30,254 --> 00:50:32,521 CONGRESS PASSED WHAT WAS 1509 00:50:32,587 --> 00:50:34,821 CONSIDERED A MASSIVE BAILOUT OF 1510 00:50:34,887 --> 00:50:36,287 $700 BILLION - SO MASSIVE, OVER 1511 00:50:36,354 --> 00:50:37,454 A HUNDRED PROTESTS BROKE OUT 1512 00:50:37,521 --> 00:50:39,454 ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 1513 00:50:39,521 --> 00:50:40,754 THE OCCUPY WALL STREET MOVEMENT 1514 00:50:40,821 --> 00:50:42,054 WAS BORN. 1515 00:50:42,121 --> 00:50:43,354 NOW? 1516 00:50:43,421 --> 00:50:45,287 THE WORD "BILLION" IS SO LAST 1517 00:50:45,354 --> 00:50:47,221 DECADE. 1518 00:50:47,287 --> 00:50:49,454 CONGRESS HAS PASSED $6 TRILLION 1519 00:50:49,521 --> 00:50:51,787 TO FIGHT THE WAR ON COVID - TWO 1520 00:50:51,854 --> 00:50:53,654 TRILLION MORE THAN WE SPENT TO 1521 00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:55,654 WIN WORLD WAR TWO. 1522 00:50:55,721 --> 00:50:57,654 YOU KNOW, THE "BIG ONE?" 1523 00:50:57,721 --> 00:51:00,154 FOUR YEARS OF DESPERATE FIGHTING 1524 00:51:00,221 --> 00:51:01,921 AGAINST A MURDERER'S ROW OF BAD 1525 00:51:01,987 --> 00:51:05,454 GUYS ALL OVER THE WORLD. 1526 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:08,421 AND UNDER IT. 1527 00:51:08,487 --> 00:51:09,554 NOT TO MENTION THIS THING WAS 1528 00:51:09,621 --> 00:51:13,554 KIND OF EXPENSIVE TO MAKE. 1529 00:51:13,621 --> 00:51:14,454 ALL THAT, IN TODAY'S DOLLARS? 1530 00:51:14,521 --> 00:51:15,987 4 TRILLION. 1531 00:51:16,054 --> 00:51:17,154 THIS? 1532 00:51:17,221 --> 00:51:23,354 6 TRILLION. 1533 00:51:23,421 --> 00:51:29,121 [LAUGHTER] 1534 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:29,587 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1535 00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:30,254 THE OTHER THING WE HAVE TO DO IN 1536 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:31,254 THE NEW ROARING "20S IS END THE 1537 00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:41,787 DRUG WAR. 1538 00:51:41,854 --> 00:51:47,454 A LITTLE SLOW ON THAT, STONERS. 1539 00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:47,721 [LAUGHTER] 1540 00:51:47,787 --> 00:51:48,821 THIS TIME, CAN WE HAVE THE BIG 1541 00:51:48,887 --> 00:51:49,621 PARTY WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY 1542 00:51:49,687 --> 00:51:50,721 ABOUT GETTING ARRESTED FOR DOING 1543 00:51:50,787 --> 00:51:51,687 THE DRUGS THAT KEEP THE PARTY 1544 00:51:51,754 --> 00:51:58,387 GOING IN THE FIRST PLACE? 1545 00:51:58,454 --> 00:52:00,654 [LAUGHTER] 1546 00:52:00,721 --> 00:52:01,087 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1547 00:52:01,154 --> 00:52:02,021 BECAUSE IN THE 1920S AMERICA 1548 00:52:02,087 --> 00:52:02,854 BANNED ALCOHOL, FOR REASONS 1549 00:52:02,921 --> 00:52:04,254 WHICH ARE STILL MYSTERIOUS TO 1550 00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:05,121 ME. 1551 00:52:05,187 --> 00:52:06,487 HEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO THROW THIS 1552 00:52:06,554 --> 00:52:07,454 GIANT RAGER THAT GOES ON FOR 10 1553 00:52:07,521 --> 00:52:08,387 YEARS, MAKE SURE NO ONE BRINGS 1554 00:52:08,454 --> 00:52:13,154 BOOZE. 1555 00:52:13,221 --> 00:52:13,421 [LAUGHTER] 1556 00:52:13,487 --> 00:52:14,087 SO LET'S GET RID OF OUR OWN 1557 00:52:14,154 --> 00:52:15,454 PROHIBITION, AKA THE DRUG WAR, 1558 00:52:15,521 --> 00:52:16,787 AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE PART 1559 00:52:16,854 --> 00:52:24,054 WHERE WE ADMIT IT DOESN'T WORK. 1560 00:52:24,121 --> 00:52:25,654 IT'S OKAY. 1561 00:52:25,721 --> 00:52:25,921 [LAUGHTER] 1562 00:52:25,987 --> 00:52:26,987 THE WHITE HOUSE, UNFORTUNATELY, 1563 00:52:27,054 --> 00:52:27,821 IS GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. 1564 00:52:27,887 --> 00:52:32,821 WHAT THE FUCK, JOE? 1565 00:52:32,887 --> 00:52:33,087 [LAUGHTER] 1566 00:52:33,154 --> 00:52:33,987 YOU REALLY GOTTA GIVE IT TO THE 1567 00:52:34,054 --> 00:52:35,387 DRUG WAR: IT'S BIPARTISAN. 1568 00:52:35,454 --> 00:52:37,087 IT WAS 50 YEARS AGO WHEN NIXON 1569 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,287 ANNOUNCED THAT DRUGS WERE 1570 00:52:38,354 --> 00:52:40,454 "PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE." 1571 00:52:40,521 --> 00:52:41,687 AND TOLD ELVIS TO GET RID OF 1572 00:52:41,754 --> 00:52:50,521 THEM BY TAKING THEM ALL. 1573 00:52:50,587 --> 00:52:51,154 [LAUGHTER] 1574 00:52:51,221 --> 00:52:51,621 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1575 00:52:51,687 --> 00:52:53,254 SO MUCH OF THE ROT IN OUR 1576 00:52:53,321 --> 00:52:54,154 SOCIETY STEMS FROM OUR 1577 00:52:54,221 --> 00:52:55,187 MODERN-DAY VERSION OF 1578 00:52:55,254 --> 00:52:56,854 PROHIBITION. 1579 00:52:56,921 --> 00:52:58,054 THE PEOPLE FLEEING AT THE 1580 00:52:58,121 --> 00:52:58,954 BORDER? 1581 00:52:59,021 --> 00:53:01,354 THAT'S THE DRUG WAR. 1582 00:53:01,421 --> 00:53:02,254 THE RECORD-SHATTERING AMOUNT OF 1583 00:53:02,321 --> 00:53:03,454 INCARCERATION THIS COUNTRY DOES, 1584 00:53:03,521 --> 00:53:05,587 WITH ALL ITS IMPLICATIONS FOR 1585 00:53:05,654 --> 00:53:07,421 RACIAL INJUSTICE, WASTED LIVES, 1586 00:53:07,487 --> 00:53:08,921 AND SKEWED ELECTIONS BECAUSE SO 1587 00:53:08,987 --> 00:53:10,821 MANY FELONS CAN'T VOTE - THAT'S 1588 00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:13,354 THE DRUG WAR. 1589 00:53:13,421 --> 00:53:14,487 OTHER PEOPLE GET IT: MEXICO 1590 00:53:14,554 --> 00:53:16,787 LEGALIZED WEED THIS MONTH; 1591 00:53:16,854 --> 00:53:18,187 CANADA DID IT TWO YEARS AGO. 1592 00:53:18,254 --> 00:53:19,354 WHY ARE WE ALWAYS LAST AT 1593 00:53:19,421 --> 00:53:22,987 EVERYTHING NOW? 1594 00:53:23,054 --> 00:53:25,754 PORTUGAL RAN THIS EXPERIMENT - 1595 00:53:25,821 --> 00:53:28,021 THEY DECRIMINALIZED ALL DRUGS 1596 00:53:28,087 --> 00:53:29,454 TEN YEARS AGO, AND THEY HAD LESS 1597 00:53:29,521 --> 00:53:31,787 THAN 100 OVERDOSE DEATHS LAST 1598 00:53:31,854 --> 00:53:34,087 YEAR. 1599 00:53:34,154 --> 00:53:36,054 WE HAVE 81,000. 1600 00:53:36,121 --> 00:53:38,087 THE WAR IS OVER. 1601 00:53:38,154 --> 00:53:44,154 WEST VIRGINIA LOST. 1602 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,554 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THAT'S OUR 1603 00:53:46,621 --> 00:53:46,887 SHOW. 1604 00:53:46,954 --> 00:53:48,787 WE ARE OFF NEXT WEEK, I WILL BE 1605 00:53:48,854 --> 00:53:50,254 WITH MY SOLAR BACK ON THE NINTH. 1606 00:53:50,321 --> 00:53:50,987 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS BRET 1607 00:53:51,054 --> 00:53:53,021 STEPHENS, CAITLIN FLANAGAN AND 1608 00:53:53,087 --> 00:53:56,121 CHRISTOPHER KREBS. 1609 00:53:56,187 --> 00:53:57,221 AND THANK YOU, FOLKS. 1610 00:53:57,287 --> 00:53:58,654 I THINK MY SOLAR FRIENDS WHO GOT 1611 00:53:58,721 --> 00:54:00,687 IT DONE! 1612 00:54:00,754 --> 00:54:06,854 APPRECIATE IT! 1613 00:54:06,921 --> 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