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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: HELLO, THANK YOU VERY

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MUCH.

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LOOK AT THESE HAPPY PEOPLE.

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YOUR VERY KIND KIND, I

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APPRECIATE THAT.

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THANK YOU, I'M HUMBLED BY YOUR

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APPLAUSE.

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GERMANIC I KNOW WHY YOU'RE

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HAPPY, IT'S BASEBALL SEASON.

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THERE'S SOMETHING MAGICAL ABOUT

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L.A. BASEBALL, THE SUN ON YOUR

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FACE, THE SMELL OF SUSHI.

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IT'S A WEIRD TOWN, IT REALLY IS.

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THEY HAVE TO DO THINGS, THE

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PROMOTIONS OF THE BALL GAME,

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EVERYONE HAS T THE DAY, HERE WE

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HAVE CUCK CUCK DAY -- WHAT YOUR

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WIFE GOBBLE A WIENER.

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THE OTHER HUGE STORY, WILL SMITH

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HAS BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE

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OSCARS, THEY WERE TRYING TO TAKE

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AWAY THE TROPHY ITSELF THERE TO

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HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

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HE'S GOT THE OSCAR.

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WHAT ABOUT IF WE JUST TAKE AWAY

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YOUR BALD TROPHY?

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HE SAID I CAN'T, I'VE GOT A

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PRENUP.

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WE KID, WE MAKE JOKES HERE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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BIG NEWS HERE, CAN TOM G BROWN N

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JACKSON IS NOW ON THE

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SUPREME COURT.

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WHEN IT WAS ANNOUNCED IN THE

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SENATE COME ALL THE REPUBLICANS

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HEADED FOR THE EXITS.

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REALLY.

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IT LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE

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OLDIES CONCERTS WHEN THE BAND

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SAYS WE ARE GOING TO PLAY SONGS

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FROM OUR NEW ALBUM.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THE ONLY ONE WHO I SAW IT STAY

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AND WAS MITT ROMNEY.

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[APPLAUSE]

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FOR A CULT, THE MORMONS ARE VERY

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POLITE.

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THIS IS THE NEW THING WITH THE

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REPUBLICAN PARTY.

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THEY CALL ANYBODY THEY DON'T

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LIKE A PEDOPHILE.

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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE CALLED

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MITT ROMNEY -- BECAUSE HE VOTED

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FOR THE NEW SUPREME COURT, AND

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THE OTHER TWO REPUBLICANS WHO

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VOTED FOR -- MITT ROMNEY IS

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PRO-PEDOPHILE?

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WOULD YOU THINK FOR A SECOND

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ABOUT LEAVING YOUR KID WITH

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MITT ROMNEY FOR AN HOUR?

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SERIOUSLY.

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[APPLAUSE]

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HE MIGHT BAPTIZE THEM.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THE MORMONS, I'VE GOT TO SAY,

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THEIR BIG COLLEGES CALLED BRING

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'EM YOUNG.

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THIS IS THE NEW TALKING POINT IN

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MAGA NATION.

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DON'T SAY GAY AND GROOMING.

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EVERYBODY'S GROOMING.

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IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN TRUMP

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BALLET, ONE THING THESE PEOPLE

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WILL NOT STAND FOR IS GROOMING.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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I THINK THIS IS COMING FROM

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QANON.

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AND I WILL ASK THE PANEL, MAYBE

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THEY KNOW.

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QANON WITH THE ONES TALKING

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ABOUT -- REMEMBER, DEMOCRATS EAT

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BABIES.

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THEY EAT BABIES AND THEY HAVE

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SEX WITH CHILDREN?

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FIRST OF ALL, HOW DOES THAT

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WORK?

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HOW COULD YOU DO BOTH?

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IF YOU ARE EATING BABIES, AREN'T

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YOU DEVOURING YOUR FUTURE DATING

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POOL?

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I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH

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THESE ISSUES BUT FLORIDA PASSED

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THAT DON'T SAY GAY BILL AND NOW

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THE OTHER STATES, COPYCAT STATES

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ARE MAKING IT MORE SEVERE.

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ALABAMA IS HAVING A DON'T SAY

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GAY BILL WHICH IS MORE SEVERE,

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WHICH IS GOING TO RUIN THE

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UTOPIA.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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OF COURSE THEY ALL HAVE TO GO

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FURTHER -- LOUISIANA HAS ONE

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NOW.

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THEY'RE GOING TO VOTE ON WHICH

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SAYS YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GENDER

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IDENTITY FROM KINDERGARTEN

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THROUGH 12TH GRADE.

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THEY ARE LIKE IF YOU ARE A

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HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR AND YOU DON'T

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KNOW THE DRAMA TEACHER AND THE

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WOMEN'S BASKETBALL COACH ARE

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GAY, THAT'S ON YOU.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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NANCY MACLANE AND DAVID

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LEONHARDT ARE HERE, BUT FIRST.

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HE'S THE PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING

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PLAYWRIGHT AND AUTHOR OF

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"RECESSIONAL: THE DEATH OF FREE

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SPEECH AND THE COST OF A FREE

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LUNCH" DAVID MAMET IS HERE!

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>> WHAT A PLEASURE, IT'S BEEN A

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LONG TIME.

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>> Bill: YOU WANT ME TO SHOW

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THEM NOW?

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>> IT'S UP TO YOU TWO YOU TALK,

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IT'S YOUR SHOW.

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>> Bill: I WANT YOU TO TALK

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AND WE ARE GOING TO BOTH TALK.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR LIST OF

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PLAYS, MOVIES, BOOKS, THE OUTPUT

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IS AMAZING.

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IT'S PRODIGIOUS.

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JUST THE ONES THAT ARE HOUSEHOLD

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NAMES AND PLAYS THAT AMERICANS

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DON'T EVEN SEE ANYMORE FROM

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"GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS," AMERICAN

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BUFFALO, THEN YOU GO THROUGH THE

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MOVIES THAT YOU HAVE EITHER

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WRITTEN OR DIRECTED OR BOTH.

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MY QUESTION IS, YOU ARE 74 NOW,

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THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE

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I'LL BE 74 IN EIGHT YEARS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THIS AMAZING ENERGY YOU HAVE HAD

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TO PRODUCE AT THIS RATE, DO YOU

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STILL HAVE IT?

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>> ABSOLUTELY SO.

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>> Bill: YOU LOOK THE SAME.

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>> ONE THAT I SEE YOU LAST, TEN

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YEARS AGO?

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>> Bill: SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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>> EVERY MORNING I GET UP I GO

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TO THE OFFICE SIX DAYS A WEEK

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AND I SPENT ALL THE TIME IN THE

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OFFICE AND I WAS TALKING TO MY

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DAUGHTER WHO HAS EVERYBODY KNOWS

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FROM FLIGHT ATTENDANT, THE

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GIRLS -- SHE SAYS WHERE YOU'RE

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GOING AND I SAID I'M GOING TO

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THE OFFICE AND SHE SAYS

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GOOD NIGHT BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO

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ME THAT'S ALL I DO ALL DAY AS I

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TAKE A NAP.

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>> Bill: WHEN YOU GET AN IDEA

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FOR SOMETHING, HOW DO YOU DECIDE

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THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN 25 BOOKS OR

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SOMETHING PLUS ALL OF THESE

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MOVIES AND PLAYS, HOW DO YOU

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DECIDE WHAT IS THE RIGHT FORMAT,

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DO YOU PUT IT IN THE VOICE OF A

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CHARACTER IN A PLAY OR A MOVIE

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OR IN YOUR OWN VOICE IN A BOOK?

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>> THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION

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AND SOMETIMES I TRY TO WRITE

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SOMETHING FOR A LONG TIME AND IT

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DOESN'T WORK, MAYBE I'LL TRY

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THIS A PLAY, IT DOESN'T WORK,

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I'LL TRY TO SE IT AS A CARTOON.

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PEOPLE TALK ABOUT WRITER'S BLOCK

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WHICH I'M SURE IS A LOT OF FUN

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BUT I COULD NEVER AFFORD IT.

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IF I SAY I'M OUT OF IDEAS, I

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PICK UP SOMETHING ABOUT 20, 30,

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80 YEARS AGO, LET ME TRY THAT

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AGAIN.

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>> Bill: I REMEMBER SEEING

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NOVEMBER ON BROADWAY WITH NATHAN

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LANE, I WAS THRILLED TO MEET

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HIM, IMPRESSED MY DATE, WE GOT

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TO GO BACKSTAGE.

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I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE

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UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY YOU ARE AND

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THE NEW BOOK HAD ME LAUGHING.

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>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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>> Bill: LITERALLY FUNNY AND

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NOVEMBER WAS LAUGH, LAUGH, THAT

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IS YOUR REPUTATION.

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IT WAS LIKE NEIL SIMON IF HE WAS

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FUNNY.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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A PLAY WHERE YOU GO --

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>> NOVEMBER WAS ABOUT A GUY WHO

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WAS THE WORST PRESIDENT OF THE

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WORLD AND HE'S ABOUT TO RUN FOR

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OFFICE.

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YOUR NUMBERS ARE LOWERS THAN

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GANDHI'S CHOLESTEROL.

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[LAUGHTER]

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IT WAS A LAUGH LIKE THAT BUT THE

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MAIN GAG IS STILL A FEW PARDONS

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ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR, BY THE

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WAY IT'S NOVEMBER, GENERALLY YOU

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GET $50,000 TO PARDON TWO

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TURKEYS.

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HE THINKS ABOUT IT AND HE SAYS

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GET THE HEAD OF THE TURKEY

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PEOPLE IN THERE, TURNING BACK IY

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MANUFACTURERS -- I HAVE TO

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PARDON EVERY TURKEY ON THE

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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

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>> Bill: I THINK OF ALL PEOPLE

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ON HBO YOU CAN SAY "FUCKING."

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THERE'S A PART IN THE BOOK, YOU

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ARE FUNNY TALKING ABOUT

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BROADWAY.

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YOU BASICALLY SAY IT'S BECOME

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DISNEYLAND.

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ITS TOURISTS COME IT'S NOT

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PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING TO BE

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CHALLENGED WHICH REALLY WAS THE

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INTENT OF THEATER.

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WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR

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FUTURE?

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>> I HAVE A PLAY ON, AMERICAN

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BUFFALO.

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SPECTACULAR CAST, SAM ROCKWELL

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AND LAURENCE FISHBURNE,

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WONDERFUL CAST.

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THE PROBLEM IS THE MIDDLE CLASS

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LEFT NEW YORK.

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THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN HAVE A

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VIBRANT THEATER IS PEOPLE SAY I

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LIVE HERE, IT'S NOT GOING TO

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COST ME ANYTHING TO GO DOWNTOWN

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BUT IF THE MIDDLE-CLASS LEAVES

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AND AT 75% OF THE AUDIENCE IS

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TOURISTS, THEY LEGITIMATELY --

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THEY DON'T WANT TO BE CHALLENGE

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CHALLENGED, THEY WANT A

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SPECTACLE AND THAT'S

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UNDERSTANDABLE.

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>> Bill: WE FACED SOMETIMES

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THE SAME PROBLEM IN COMEDY AND I

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REMEMBER AROUND THAT TIME I WAS

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WATCHING NOVEMBER, THAT'S WHEN

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YOU WROTE THAT ARTICLE THAT SAID

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DON'T WANT TO BE A BRAIN-DEAD

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LIBERAL.

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>> THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT WHAT I

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SAID TO.

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>> Bill: THAT WAS THE TITLE.

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>> HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

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I WAS AT THAT TIME ASKED

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CONSISTENTLY WHEN I WAS DOING A

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PLAY, TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR

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"THE NEW YORK TIMES," WRITE

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SOMETHING FOR "NEW YORK

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MAGAZINE" OR WRITE SOMETHING FOR

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THE VILLAGE VOICE.

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I SAID SURE AND I DID ALL THAT

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STUFF.

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I WAS CONCERNED AT THAT TIME

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WITH POLITICAL CIVILITY.

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I WROTE AN ARTICLE FOR THE

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VILLAGE VOICE AND I SAID HERE'S

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A TRADITIONAL JEWISH

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UNDERSTANDING OF POLITICAL

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CIVILITY.

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I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO STATE YOUR

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POSITION SO YOU CAN SAY YES

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THAT'S RIGHT AND YOU HAVE TO BE

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ABLE TO STATE MY POSITION -- NOW

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WE UNDERSTAND WHERE WE ARE.

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NOW WE DEDUCE FACTS.

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WE SAY X IS A FACT, I SAY I

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DISAGREE AND IT'S OFF THE TABLE.

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WE CAN ONLY DEDUCE FACTS ON

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WHICH WE BOTH AGREE.

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NOW WE HAVE AGREED WE CAN STATE

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EACH OTHER'S POSITION, WE CAN

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ONLY HAVE THESE FACTS BE AGREED

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UPON AND WE ARE GOING TO PROCEED

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FROM THERE TO PREMISES, WHERE DO

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BATS LEAD.

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THAT'S POLITICAL CIVILITY.

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SO I SAID I'VE BEEN UNCIVIL TO

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MYSELF BECAUSE FOR 50 YEARS OF

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STOMACH I'VE REFERRED TO MYSELF

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AS A BRAIN-DEAD LIBERAL.

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VILLAGE VOICE COMES OUT AND WHY

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I AM NO LONGER A BRAIN-DEAD

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LIBERAL.

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>> Bill: A LOT OF YOUR NEW

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BOOK, WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE

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HERE.

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I GET BOOED ALL THE TIME -- NOT

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SO MUCH ANYMORE BUT WHEN I CALL

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OUT THE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY

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BECAUSE THEY HAVE GONE PLACES

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PEOPLE SAY YOU'VE CHANGED, I

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HAVEN'T CHANGED.

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I SAY THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

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FIVE YEARS AGO NO ONE WAS

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TALKING ABOUT ABOLISHING THE

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POLICE, LOOTING WASN'T LEGAL.

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THE PENIS STILL MEANT SOMETHING.

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I'M JOKING -- LET'S BE HONEST A

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LOT OF YOUR BOOK IS CALLING OUT

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THE LEFT FOR THEIR GOOFINESS.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT MY BOOK IS

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ABOUT, I'M NOT HERE TO FLOG THE

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BOOK WHICH IS CALLED THE DEATH

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OF FREE SPEECH AND THE COST OF A

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FREE LUNCH -- GO THE POINT IS WE

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HAVE TO HAVE FREE SPEECH.

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WITHOUT FREE SPEECH WE HAVE

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NOTHING.

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IF ONE GROUP TAKES THE HIGH ROAD

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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH GROUP IT

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IS, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A

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POLICE STATE.

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WHEN IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE

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OPPOSING VIEW, WHEN PEOPLE STATE

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AN OPPOSING VIEW ARE NOT

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DISAGREED WITH BLOOD

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MARGINALIZED AND CANCELED, WE

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ARE GOING TO END UP WITH A

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TOTALITARIAN STATE BECAUSE

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THAT'S THE WAY HUMAN NATURE

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WORKS.

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>> Bill: I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT

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THAT UP.

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I LOVE THIS BOOK, THERE'S SO

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MUCH TO LOVE IN THIS BOOK,

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THERE'S SO MUCH WISDOM AND YOUR

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BREADTH OF KNOWLEDGE, VERY FEW

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THINGS YOU MENTIONED ARE THINGS

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I'M TOTALLY UNFAMILIAR WITH BUT

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THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW YOU

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BRING TO THEM -- I KNOW ABOUT

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THAT.

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THERE IS A BIG BOMBSHELL ON PAGE

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TWO.

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>> OH, GOOD, WHAT IS IT?

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[LAUGHTER]

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FOR ANYBODY WHO GETS THAT FAR.

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>> Bill: I GOT THROUGH THE

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WHOLE THING BECAUSE I LOVED IT.

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ON PAGE.

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IT SAYS SHOULD THE LEFT BE

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ALLOWED TO STEAL ANOTHER

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ELECTION WAS BACK AND I'M LIKE

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WHAT?

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AND THEN YOU REALLY DON'T GO

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THERE FOR THE REST OF THE BOOK.

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WE SEE IN THE BOOK YOU DO LIKE

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TRUMP WHICH IS FINE, WE ARE NOT

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THERE TOGETHER ON THAT ONE BUT

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I'VE SAID MANY TIMES ON THIS

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SHOW YOU CAN HATE TRUMP YOU

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CANNOT HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES

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THEM, IT'S HALF THE COUNTRY AND

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I UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE

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DRIVEN INTO HIS ARMS BECAUSE OF

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THE GOOFINESS.

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>> GOD BLESS YOU BY THE WAY,

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SERIOUSLY.

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>> Bill: THANK YOU.

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HIM >> IF WE DON'T HAVE

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FREE SPEECH, WHAT DO WE GOT?

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>> Bill: IT'S THE END OF MY

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SHOW TONIGHT ALL ABOUT DEFENDING

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FREE SPEECH, I DO IT ALL THE

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TIME.

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AT THE END OF THE BOOK, YOUR

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DIRECT ON THIS YOU TALK ABOUT

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ATTEMPTED COUP AND I KNOW WHEN

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YOU SAY THAT YOU THINK THE

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ATTEMPTED COUP WAS FROM THE

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LEFT.

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I THINK IT WAS FROM THE RIGHT.

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TELL ME, YOUR DAVID FUCKING

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MAMET, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME

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SHIT.

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I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE PREMIER

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PERSON OF LETTERS IN THIS

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COUNTRY BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT

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EVEN BILL BARR AND MITCH

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McCONNELL AND MIKE PENCE SAY

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IS BULLSHIT?

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>> A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY RED

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SKELTON WAS FUNNY.

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I MISSPOKE ON PAGE.

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I WOULD ASK EVERYBODY WHO RDS

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THE BOOK WHO I HOPE IT'S

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EVERYBODY TO SKIP PAIGE TWO.

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>> Bill: IS THAT RIGHT?

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YOU DON'T THINK THE ELECTION WAS

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STOLEN?

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>> LET ME REPHRASE IT.

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>> Bill: OH THANK YOU.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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IT WAS LIKE FINDING OUT THAT

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OSCAR WILDE THINKS THE SUN

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REVOLVES AROUND THE EARTH.

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>> HERE'S THE THING.

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THE MORE IMPORTANT POINT AS I

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THINK ABOUT IT WAS THAT A LOT OF

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THE INFORMATION WHICH MIGHT HAVE

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INFLUENCED THE ELECTION WAS

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SUPPRESSED, AND THAT IS TRUE.

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FOR EXAMPLE, "THE NEW YORK POST"

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CAME OUT WITH AN ARTICLE ABOUT

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THE HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOPS TURTLE

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WEEKS BEFORE THE ELECTION AND

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TWITTER SHOT IT DOWN.

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>> Bill: IT WAS WRONG I

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MENTIONED THAT ON THE SHOW LAST

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WEEK, ABSOLUTELY.

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>> I GOT A BIT AHEAD OF MYSELF.

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00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,425
ON THE OTHER HAND WHAT HAPPENED

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IN BUSH V. GORE?

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EVERYBODY ON THE LEFT INCLUDING

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THE AT THE TIME SAID WAIT A

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SECOND THEY STOLE THE ELECTION.

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AND PERHAPS THEY DID, I DON'T

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KNOW.

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THIS IS NOT UNIQUE IN AMERICAN

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POLITICS.

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>> Bill: THIS ONE WAS LOOKED

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AT BY EVERYBODY INCLUDING TRUMP

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OWN PEOPLE.

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I'M GLAD WERE THERE.

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YOU ALSO SAY, A FUNNY LINE ABOUT

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HOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN

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PEOPLE DO RENEWAL OF VOWS IN A

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MARRIAGE WHICH I WOULD AGREE

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WITH.

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THEY ARE MARRIED, WHAT THE FUCK

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MORE DO YOU WANT?

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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YOU ARE SAYING WE DO NEED A

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RENEWAL OF VOWS IN THIS COUNTRY

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BETWEEN CITIZENS.

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HOW DO WE GET THERE FROM THIS

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HORRIBLE PLACE WE ARE NOW?

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>> I'M A JEW, MY PEOPLE HAVE

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ONLY BEEN JEWS FOR 6,000 YEARS

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AND WE'VE YET TO GET USED TO IT.

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AMERICA WAS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY

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FOUNDED ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES

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NOW WE HAVE ALL SIX OF DIFFERENT

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RELIGIONS BUT IT WAS FOUNDED ON

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CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES WHICH COME

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OUT OF THE BIBLE WHICH IS AN

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EXPRESSION OF CHRISTIAN

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PRINCIPLES AND THE PEOPLE WHO

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WROTE THE CONSTITUTION BASED IT

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ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES.

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THEY SAY WE ARE ENDOWED BY OUR

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CREATOR WITH CERTAIN UNALIENABLE

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RIGHTS, AMONG THOSE ARE LIFE,

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LIBERTY AND PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

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AND TO ENSURE THOSE RIGHTS, ONLY

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TO ENSURE THOSE RIGHTS ARE

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GOVERNMENT HAS INSTITUTED AMONG

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MEN.

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>> Bill: MEN AND WOMEN.

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>> THAT WAS UNDERSTOOD AT THE

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TIME TO MEAN MEN AND WOMEN

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ALTHOUGH IT WASN'T PRACTICED

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THAT WAY BUT IT IS NOW.

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IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ATHEISM

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ALTHOUGH A LOT OF THE PEOPLE WHO

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SIGNED THE DECLARATION WERE

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ATHEISTS BUT THEY SAID WERE

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ENDOWED BY OUR CREATOR.

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>> Bill: DEISTS.

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THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM ATHEISTS.

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>> I'M SURE IT IS BUT I HAVE NO

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IDEA.

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IT'S LIKE NATURALISM AND REALIS

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REALISM, I DON'T KNOW.

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>> Bill: A DEIST WOULD SAY A

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TREE, THAT SCOTT AND I WOULD SAY

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REALLY?

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I REMEMBER IN 1993, I MOVED TO

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NEW YORK TO DO A NEW SHOW CALLED

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POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND I SAW

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THIS SHOW ON BROADWAY AND I

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THOUGHT WOW.

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I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ON THIS TI

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TIP.

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ON THIS THEME.

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>> YEAH.

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>> Bill: I'M NOT EVEN A REAL

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BROADWAY PERSON, IT WAS

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OFF-BROADWAY AND IT CHANGED MY

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LIFE.

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IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN,

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DAVID MAMET.

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I'LL TAKE YOUR CARD SOON.

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LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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GREAT TO WELCOME YOU TO THE

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SHOW.

544
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[APPLAUSE]

545
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I WANT TO PICK UP ON SOMETHING I

546
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WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE

547
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MONOLOGUE.

548
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,467
MAYBE THIS IS NOT THE MOST

549
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:36,702
IMPORTANT ISSUE IN AMERICA BUT I

550
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,070
CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF IT LIKE A

551
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,073
CAR ACCIDENT.

552
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:44,710
IT SEEMS LIKE IN A VERY SHORT

553
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:45,477
TIME, THE REPUBLICANS HAVE

554
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,446
BECOME OBSESSED WITH PEDOPHILIA.

555
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:48,413
I REMEMBER WHEN PEDOPHILIA WAS

556
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,282
THE WORST THING YOU COULD EVER

557
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,351
CALL SOMEONE, A PEDOPHILE, NOW

558
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,421
IT'S CASUALLY THROWN OUT BY

559
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:56,855
SENATORS.

560
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:57,656
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GOOD FRIEND

561
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,693
FROM ACROSS THE AISLE?

562
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,796
NOW IT'S PEDOPHILE?

563
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:10,068
THIS IS COMING FROM QANON.

564
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,937
WE WERE MAKING FUN OF QANON LIKE

565
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,673
IT'S SUCH A FRINGE THING, I WAS

566
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:18,810
PRETENDING LIKE I'M Q AND I'M

567
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,012
REALLY AM -- DOES THIS MEAN IS

568
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:23,715
MAINSTREAM REPUBLICAN NOW?

569
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,751
>> ABSOLUTELY COME I THINK WE'VE

570
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:26,885
SEEN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WHO

571
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,188
OFF THE RAILS TO THE MAGA

572
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:30,622
FACTION.

573
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,057
>> Bill: THE WHAT?

574
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,825
>> MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

575
00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:35,260
FACTION WHICH HAS NOW DOMINATED

576
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,361
THE PARTY RANKS BUT ALSO THE

577
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,865
PARTY ELECTED OFFICIALS.

578
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,066
IT'S IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT THIS

579
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IS COMING FROM VERY SMART

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PEOPLE, SOME OF THEM IN OFFICE.

581
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TED CRUZ, JOSH HAWLEY, THEY HAVE

582
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DEGREES FROM FOUR OF THE MOST

583
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ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN AMERICA.

584
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PRINCETON, YALE, STANFORD AND

585
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HARVARD AND THEY ARE ENGAGING IN

586
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,383
THIS ABSURDITY BECAUSE THEY ARE

587
00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,785
PLAYING TO THIS CUE IN ON BASE

588
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FOR VOTERS BUT ALSO I THINK THIS

589
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,056
IS CRUCIAL THEY UNDERSTAND THEIR

590
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,158
PARTY HAS NO POPULAR POLICY

591
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POSITIONS.

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[APPLAUSE]

593
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DEMOCRATS ARE FOR REDUCING

594
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PRESCRIPTION DRUG COSTS, LIVING

595
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WAGES, THEY ARE FOR ACTION ON

596
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THE CLAIMANT, ALL OF THESE

597
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,872
THINGS THAT ARE TREMENDOUSLY

598
00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:23,475
POPULAR, SO PERVERSELY I THINK

599
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,243
THIS FOCUS ON PEDOPHILES IS A

600
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WAY OF RECOGNIZING THEY HAVE

601
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,381
LEFT THE NORMAL CONSTITUTIONAL

602
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,049
POLICY UNIVERSE TO PLAY TO THESE

603
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,050
VOTERS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING

604
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,986
ELSE TO OFFER EXCEPT FEAR.

605
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:37,489
>> Bill: WELL, YEAH.

606
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,291
>> YOU ARE SORT OF APOLOGIZING

607
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FOR BRINGING IT UP SAYING IT

608
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CAN'T BE THE MOST IMPORTANT

609
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THING BUT I THINK IT'S REALLY

610
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,497
IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT IS THIS

611
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,099
SIGN OF HOW RADICALIZED THE

612
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REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS BECOME AND

613
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,235
HOW DISCONNECTED FROM TRUTH THAT

614
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HAS BECOME.

615
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:52,270
WHEN I HEAR A POLITICAL ARGUMENT

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FROM THE RIGHT OR THE LEFT I

617
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ALWAYS LOOK FOR WHAT IS THE

618
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GRAIN OF TRUTH HERE, WHAT'S THE

619
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PART THAT'S RIGHT.

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ON THE PEDOPHILIA ARGUMENT, THE

621
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,516
ANSWER IS NOTHING PICO THESE ARE

622
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:09,287
LIES ABOUT JACKSON ABOUT

623
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,389
MITT ROMNEY.

624
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,258
>> Bill: ABOUT THAT PART OF

625
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:15,761
IT, BUT LOOK, JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

626
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:16,762
SEX ISLAND.

627
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:20,031
I'M JUST SAYING, BY RUNNING A

628
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:22,434
PEDOPHILE RING FOR THE WORLD'S

629
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ELITE, IT LOOKED BAD FOR PEOPLE

630
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:25,871
WHO THINK THE WORLD'S ELITE ARE

631
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RUNNING A PEDOPHILE RING, I'M

632
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,806
NOT SAYING THAT'S WHAT WAS GOING

633
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,609
ON -- IT WAS GOING ON BUT LOOK

634
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:37,048
WHO WAS ON SEX ISLAND?

635
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,016
>> IT WAS BIPARTISAN.

636
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,551
>> Bill: YET, IT WAS

637
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BIPARTISAN, MEN.

638
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:46,792
I DON'T KNOW WHAT PARTY

639
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:50,762
PRINCE ANDREW IS IN.

640
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:55,167
WE HAD BILL CLINTON, WE HAD ALAN

641
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:58,904
DERSHOWITZ, GEORGE MITCHELL,

642
00:23:58,970 --> 00:23:59,571
THERE WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE.

643
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:00,639
LOOK, THERE IS GEORGE MITCHELL.

644
00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:07,445
WHY IS THIS GUY ON SEX ISLAND?

645
00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:10,282
>> THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO

646
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:11,616
HORRIBLE THINGS INCLUDING

647
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:11,983
POWERFUL PEOPLE.

648
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,251
JOHN CHAIT DID THE LIST OF

649
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,320
REPUBLICANS WHO HAVE DONE THINGS

650
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:15,654
LIKE THIS.

651
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,255
DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF

652
00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:19,457
WALKING IN ON UNDERAGE PEOPLE IN

653
00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:20,091
THE DRESSING ROOM.

654
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,059
THERE IS A REPUBLICAN SPEAKER OF

655
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,694
THE HOUSE IT IT'S ALL KINDS OF

656
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:23,361
HORRIBLE THINGS.

657
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:25,463
THERE ARE POWERFUL PEOPLE WHO DO

658
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,766
HORRIBLE THINGS BUT THIS NOTION

659
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,635
THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS

660
00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:30,936
GROOMING --

661
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,604
>> Bill: THAT'S CRAZY.

662
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:36,241
BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THIS IDEA

663
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,475
OF RAISING THE ISSUE OF

664
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:38,743
PEDOPHILIA AND SAYING IT'S

665
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,544
RAMPANT IN AMERICA WAS FOR A

666
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:43,248
LONG TIME A LIBERAL CAUSE.

667
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,115
BUT THEY WEREN'T WRONG.

668
00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:45,584
I REMEMBER THE FIRST PERSON TO

669
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,653
DO IT WAS ROSEANNE IN THE 90s,

670
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,955
TALKING ABOUT PEDOPHILIA AND I

671
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:52,624
REMEMBER INCLUDING MYSELF,

672
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:53,592
REALLY?

673
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:54,059
IT'S THAT WIDESPREAD?

674
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,228
WE ALL GOT THE HINT AND THEN THE

675
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:57,495
MOVIE DOLORES CLAIBORNE CAME

676
00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:57,662
OUT.

677
00:24:57,729 --> 00:25:00,498
THEN WE GOT YOU KNOW WHAT?

678
00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,701
THIS IS KIND OF RAMPANT IN

679
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,469
AMERICA.

680
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:05,871
HOW IT MIGRATED TO A CONSPIRACY

681
00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:07,539
IS A DIFFERENT STORY.

682
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:08,874
I THINK IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE

683
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,208
LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT?

684
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,310
IT CAN'T BE JUST MY STEPDAD.

685
00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:16,314
IT HAS TO BE GEORGE MITCHELL.

686
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:17,515
[LAUGHTER]

687
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:20,785
BUT IT IS RAMPANT, IT IS A BIG

688
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:21,653
PROBLEM IN AMERICA.

689
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,622
CHILD FUCKING, LET'S GET REAL.

690
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,357
IT GOES ON WAY TOO MUCH AND WAY

691
00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:28,693
TOO MANY PLACES, IT JUST IS NOT

692
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,427
A POLITICAL ISSUE, IT'S A FAMILY

693
00:25:29,494 --> 00:25:34,432
ISSUE, RIGHT?

694
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:34,699
[APPLAUSE]

695
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:38,403
>> I'M A LITTLE BIT IN SHOCK,

696
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,871
I'M SOMEBODY WHO BELIEVES IN

697
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:40,805
FACTS AND NUMBERS AND I'M KIND

698
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,742
OF THINKING, WHAT IT WOULD

699
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:45,076
MEAN -- I COME TO THIS AS

700
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:47,145
SOMEONE WHO WROTE A BOOK ABOUT

701
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,247
THE KU KLUX KLAN IN THE 1920s,

702
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:50,649
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT, YOU

703
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,716
THINK THE CAMPAIGN ON RACISM AND

704
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:53,184
LYNCHING IN ALL THESE THINGS --

705
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:54,386
MORAL PANICS.

706
00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:56,988
THEY WERE AFTER THE KIDS WHO

707
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,724
WERE NECKING IN THE CAR AT NIGHT

708
00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:00,225
AFTER THE BOOTLEGGERS.

709
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:01,026
>> Bill: THIS ISN'T KIDS

710
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:01,259
NECKING.

711
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:05,430
>> I'M SAYING EVERYTHING HAS

712
00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,264
ESCALATED AND EVERYTHING HAS

713
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:07,532
CHANGED IN THE RIGHT HAS ALWAYS

714
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,801
BEEN MORE SOPHISTICATED ABOUT

715
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:10,835
GOING FOR THE MOST POWERFUL

716
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:11,970
PLACE, PARENTS CONCERNED ABOUT

717
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:17,442
THEIR KIDS AND WEAPONIZING THAT.

718
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,510
I'M A LITTLE BIT LEERY -- I KNOW

719
00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:19,110
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH OFFENSES,

720
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,146
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF

721
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:22,213
SEXUAL ASSAULT IN AMERICA BUT AT

722
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,849
THIS MOMENT I WOULD WANT TO PUT

723
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:25,917
THIS IN RELATIONSHIP TO OTHER

724
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:26,785
THINGS LIKE CAR CRASHES OR

725
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:30,622
COVERT TRANSMISSION.

726
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,590
>> Bill: LET'S MOVE BACK ONE

727
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:34,292
SUBWAY STOP TO THE DON'T SAY GAY

728
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,429
BILL IN FLORIDA.

729
00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:38,396
I WOULD SAY THAT IS AN

730
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,532
OVERREACTION, RIGHT?

731
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:44,669
IS IT A COMPLETELY UNJUSTIFIED

732
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:45,236
REACTION?

733
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:46,438
AREN'T THINGS GOING ON IN

734
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:47,739
SCHOOLS THAT PARENTS ARE RIGHTLY

735
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,475
CONCERNED ABOUT?

736
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,444
>> THERE ARE SERIOUS POLICY

737
00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:53,011
ISSUES AROUND A LOT OF THESE

738
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:56,848
ISSUES THAT DESERVE DISCUSSION.

739
00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:59,451
WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN IF A CHILD IS

740
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:00,385
USING ONE GENDER IDENTITY AT

741
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,353
SCHOOL THAT THE PARENTS DON'T

742
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,254
KNOW ABOUT.

743
00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:05,457
THAT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE THAT'S

744
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,992
WORTH DISCUSSING.

745
00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,059
THE SPORTS ISSUES ALTHOUGH THEY

746
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,494
ARE EXTREMELY RARE, I THINK THIS

747
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:11,596
IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE.

748
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,131
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SINGLE

749
00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:15,100
DIGITS NUMBERS OF KIDS IN ENTIRE

750
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:18,636
STATES BUT STILL, THAT IS A REAL

751
00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:18,837
ISSUE.

752
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:19,637
THE SWIMMING ISSUE, THAT'S A

753
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:22,040
REAL ISSUE WHERE PEOPLE OF GOOD

754
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:22,807
FAITH CAN DISAGREE.

755
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:25,210
THOSE ISSUES ARE HARD TO.

756
00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,311
SOMETIMES THEY INVOLVE

757
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,479
CONFLICTING RIGHTS LIKE IN THE

758
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:30,382
CASE OF SWIMMING, THE RIGHT FOR

759
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,618
LEAH THOMAS TO SWIM THE RACE SHE

760
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,186
WANTS TO VERSUS THE RIGHT OF

761
00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:36,021
OTHER SWIMMERS IN THE RACE,

762
00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:36,755
THOSE ARE IN CONFLICT.

763
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:38,223
WHAT I FIND SO HARD ABOUT THIS

764
00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:41,192
IS IS IT SO HARD TO MOVE FROM

765
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:43,061
WHAT ARE THESE CRAZY LIES IN

766
00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:43,661
CONSPIRACIES ABOUT PEDOPHILIA

767
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:46,564
THAT ARE REALLY -- THEY ARE

768
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,566
DAMAGING AND THEY ARE GROSS AND

769
00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:50,201
TO SUGGEST THAT GAY PEOPLE ARE

770
00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:52,604
SOMEHOW MORE LIKELY TO DO

771
00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,039
HORRIBLE THINGS TO CHILDREN THAN

772
00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:55,006
STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

773
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,141
WE HAVE CENTURIES OF EVIDENCE.

774
00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:57,842
>> Bill: AND THEY ARE NOT.

775
00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,045
>> WE HAVE CENTURIES OF EVIDENCE

776
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,046
OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE DOING

777
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,480
HORRIBLE THING TO CHILDREN.

778
00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:03,815
WHAT'S HARD ABOUT THIS IS THOSE

779
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:05,483
ARE REAL ISSUES, IT'S NOT JUST

780
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:06,618
THE LIBERALS ARE RIGHT AND THE

781
00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:08,253
CONSERVATIVES ARE WRONG ABOUT

782
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,288
ALL THESE ISSUES BUT IT'S SO

783
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,689
DIFFICULT TO MOVE FROM THIS

784
00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:13,625
CRAZINESS AND THIS BIGOTRY AND

785
00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:16,795
TO KIND OF GO TO THE UNDERLYING

786
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:17,128
POLICY STUFF.

787
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,197
IT SEEMS TO JUSTIFY IT.

788
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,733
>> I WOULD LIKE TO ADD LARGER

789
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,035
CONTEXT HERE TOO WHICH IS THAT

790
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:25,336
THERE ARE THESE INDIVIDUAL

791
00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:27,338
ISSUES TO BE DISCUSSED AND

792
00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:31,676
WORKED OUT BUT AS SOMEONE WHO

793
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:32,710
STUDIES -- A HISTORIAN WHO

794
00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:35,447
STUDIES THE RADICAL RIGHT I HAVE

795
00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:36,214
A LOT OF TROUBLE TAKING THE

796
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:37,315
DISCUSSION OF WHAT'S BEEN GOING

797
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,617
ON AND THE ATTACKS ON SCHOOL

798
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:40,752
BOARDS OVER THE LAST YEAR OUT OF

799
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:44,089
THE CONTEXT OF A RADICAL DONOR

800
00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:45,590
FUNDED RIGHT THAT HAS BEEN

801
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:46,925
FUNDING THESE PARENTS GROUPS,

802
00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,227
DRIVING THE ATTACKS ON SCHOOL

803
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:50,395
BOARDS THAT SEES IN PARENTS

804
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:54,165
ANXIETY AFTER COVID AND IN THE

805
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,100
CURRENT MOMENT AS SOMETHING THEY

806
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,803
CAN LEVERAGE TO GET TURNOUT IN

807
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:01,639
THE 2022 MIDTERMS AND ALSO TO

808
00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:02,340
PRIVATIZE SCHOOLS.

809
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,842
LAURA INGRAHAM HAS SAID IT, WHY

810
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,410
WOULD YOU SEND YOUR KID TO

811
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:05,810
PUBLIC SCHOOLS?

812
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:06,878
THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE GROOMED

813
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,746
FOR THESE THINGS.

814
00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:09,714
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER AND IF YOU

815
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,282
START TO FOLLOW THE MONEY YOU

816
00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:13,017
START TO SEE A MUCH LARGER

817
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,219
AGENDA THAT ISN'T JUST ABOUT

818
00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:16,287
PARENTS BEING CONCERNED ABOUT

819
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,156
OTHER KIDS.

820
00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:19,057
>> MAYBE THIS IS MY DESPERATE

821
00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:20,758
ATTEMPT TO MOVE IT TO THE POLICY

822
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:24,963
AREAS BUT THE LEFT HAS CREATED

823
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:26,264
AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THE RIGHT BY

824
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,565
CLOSING SCHOOLS FOR MONTHS ON

825
00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:27,999
END.

826
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:28,633
THAT'S A HUGE OPPORTUNITY AND

827
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:33,404
THIS PLACE INTO THAT.

828
00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,173
>> Bill: UKRAINE, IT'S HARD TO

829
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,977
TALK ABOUT, IT'S SO AWFUL.

830
00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:40,078
IT'S NOT CHANGING NOTICEABLY

831
00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:41,846
FROM WEEK TO WEEK, THEY ARE

832
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:43,481
HORRIBLE STORIES, EVEN MORE

833
00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:44,716
HORRIBLE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

834
00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:45,350
IN A WAR.

835
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,785
YOU SEND YOUR TROOPS IN AND THEN

836
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:49,154
THE SOLDIERS SEE THEIR BODY GETS

837
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,355
KILLED AND THEN THEY HAVE

838
00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:52,157
NOTHING BUT HATE FOR THE PEOPLE

839
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:52,924
WHO KILLED THEIR BODY AND THEN

840
00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:55,293
THE ATROCITIES START AND THIS IS

841
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,962
WHAT WE ARE SEEING IN UKRAINE

842
00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,831
NOW.

843
00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:01,065
ZELENSKYY MADE A SPEECH THIS

844
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,133
WEEKEND HE WAS SAYING A QUESTION

845
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,468
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED --

846
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:07,472
WHAT IS THE U.N. FOR?

847
00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:08,673
WHAT IS THE POINT?

848
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,708
IF THEY CAN'T STOP THIS BECAUSE

849
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:11,843
RUSSIA IS ON THE SECURITY

850
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:12,076
COUNCIL.

851
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,812
THEY HAVE ONE OF THE FIVE

852
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:15,813
PERMANENT SEATS WHICH WERE

853
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,981
CREATED IN 1945.

854
00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:18,716
OF COURSE THEY ARE ALWAYS GOOD

855
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,618
TO VETO ANY ACTION, WHAT IS THE

856
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,287
POINT OF THIS GIANT BUILDING IN

857
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:25,056
NEW YORK AND ALL ITS FREE

858
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:25,623
PARKING BUREAUCRATS IF THEY

859
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,592
CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?

860
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,360
[APPLAUSE]

861
00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:33,665
HE'S ASKING IT.

862
00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:37,068
>> HE'S ASKING THE RIGHT

863
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:38,503
QUESTION.

864
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,471
CLEARLY THERE IS A FUNCTION FOR

865
00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:42,674
A BODY LIKE THE U.N. TO DEAL

866
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:43,641
WITH CERTAIN PROBLEMS LIKE

867
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,676
CLIMATE CHANGE.

868
00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:46,044
YOU NEED THEM TO DEAL WITH

869
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:46,444
CLIMATE CHANGE.

870
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:49,013
IN A CASE LIKE THE WAR IN

871
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,215
UKRAINE, WE HAVE TO HAVE

872
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,482
EXTREMELY LOW EXPECTATIONS FOR

873
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,985
WHAT THE U.N. CAN DO, SOMETHING

874
00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:54,319
CLOSE TO ZERO.

875
00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:59,023
SHOULD WE TRY PUTIN FOR WAR

876
00:30:59,090 --> 00:30:59,624
CRIMES?

877
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,359
YOU CAN'T, IT'S AN IRRELEVANT

878
00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:01,626
QUESTION.

879
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,628
>> Bill: THEY DID IT WITH THE

880
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,696
GUYS IN YUGOSLAVIA.

881
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:07,065
>> THAT COMES AFTER WINNING THE

882
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,434
WAR.

883
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,070
WHAT HAPPENS FIRST AS YOU WIN

884
00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:13,571
THE WAR THEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT

885
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,673
TO DO WITH WAR CRIMES, AND TELL

886
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:19,410
YOU WIN IT'S AN IRRELEVANT

887
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:21,079
QUESTION.

888
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:22,080
ZELENSKYY HAS BEEN AN INCREDIBLE

889
00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:25,016
HEROIC FIGURE DURING THIS TIME.

890
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:25,917
BUT THERE ARE OTHER

891
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,252
INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS THAT

892
00:31:27,318 --> 00:31:28,620
CAN PLAY A MUCH BIGGER ROLE IN

893
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:33,291
THIS MORE THAN THE U.N., LIKE

894
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:37,028
NATO, LIKE THE INFORMAL

895
00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,396
ALLIANCES WITH THE WEST.

896
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:40,398
>> Bill: THE HAGUE?

897
00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:41,833
>> JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA,

898
00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:43,201
UNITED STATES, ENGLAND -- JUST

899
00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:45,169
BECAUSE THE U.N. IS INEFFECTUAL

900
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:47,038
DOESN'T MEAN THE INTERNATIONAL

901
00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:49,307
COMMUNITY HAS TO BE INEFFECTUAL

902
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:53,778
IN CONFRONTING PUTIN HERE.

903
00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:54,045
[APPLAUSE]

904
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,280
>> Bill: APROPOS OF WHAT YOU

905
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:57,715
WERE SAYING A MINUTE TO GO, IT'S

906
00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:59,017
INTERESTING TO ME THAT THE FAR

907
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,218
RIGHT WING SEEMS TO BE SO

908
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:03,321
SKEPTICAL OF EVERYTHING MEDIA,

909
00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,423
JOURNALISTS, EVERYTHING IS FAKE

910
00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:05,957
NEWS.

911
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:11,429
IF YOU PUT IT IN A MEME.

912
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:11,763
[LAUGHTER]

913
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:14,399
IT'S LIKE IT CAME FROM GOD

914
00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:15,600
HIMSELF.

915
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,834
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

916
00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:19,704
I SAW THIS LAST WEEK ON MY FEET,

917
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,239
RICKY SCHROEDER, REMEMBER HIM

918
00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:23,007
FROM SILVER SPOONS?

919
00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:23,975
HE'S NOW A VERY HARD

920
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:24,676
RIGHT-WINGER.

921
00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:26,844
HE PUT THIS UP, A PICTURE OF

922
00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:28,046
JOHN F. KENNEDY WITH THE COURT

923
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:28,713
THERE'S A PLOT IN THIS COUNTRY

924
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,317
TO ENSLAVE EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND

925
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:33,584
CHILD BEFORE I LEAVE THIS HIGH

926
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:35,019
AND NOBLE OFFICE I INTEND TO

927
00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:36,187
EXPOSE THAT PLOT.

928
00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:38,956
OF COURSE KENNEDY NEVER SAID

929
00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:39,157
THAT.

930
00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:43,061
AND YET THEY BELIEVE IT.

931
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,662
WE FOUND SOME OTHER RICKY

932
00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:45,430
SCHROEDER MEMES, WOULD YOU LIKE

933
00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,999
TO SEE SOME OF THEM?

934
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:51,035
LOOK AT THIS ONE.

935
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:52,403
WITHOUT A STRONG SOUTHERN BORDER

936
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,905
ONE DAY WE WILL AWAKEN TO THE

937
00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:57,475
SOUND OF A MILLION CAR HORNS

938
00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:58,576
PLAYING LOOK TO GARAGE AFTER

939
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,812
GOLF ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

940
00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:01,779
WE'RE ONLY ONE GENERATION AWAY

941
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:02,780
FROM MEN BEING FORCED TO TURN

942
00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:07,785
THEIR PEE PEES INTO WEE-WEES."

943
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:08,086
JOHN ADAMS.

944
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:11,422
NOT TRUE.

945
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,657
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON MYPILLOWS

946
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:13,091
FOR SOME TIME.

947
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,425
I LOVE THEM.

948
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,360
USE THE PROMO CODE RIPVANBUREN

949
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:16,627
TO RECEIVE 15% OFF YOUR NEXT

950
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:21,366
ORDER."

951
00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:22,166
MARTIN VAN BUREN?

952
00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:25,370
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

953
00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:30,408
JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US."

954
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:30,908
GEORGE WASHINGTON.

955
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:33,511
DID NOT SAY IT.

956
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:34,278
THE GREATEST MISTAKE HITLER MADE

957
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,546
WAS TO EXPEL THE VERY PHYSICISTS

958
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:36,280
WHO COULD HAVE BUILT HIM A SPACE

959
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:40,885
LASER."

960
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,987
ALBERT EINSTEIN.

961
00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:48,059
NO.

962
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,660
DONALD TRUMP IS NOT JUST AN

963
00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:51,763
AMERICAN TREASURE, HE'S ALSO A

964
00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:52,330
FRIEND.

965
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,432
FREDERICK DOUGLASS DID NOT SAY

966
00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:59,103
THAT.

967
00:33:59,170 --> 00:33:59,871
"I PRAY TO ME THAT

968
00:33:59,937 --> 00:34:00,671
THEY NEVER TAKE AWAY THE RIGHT

969
00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:04,675
TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS."

970
00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:10,615
JESUS CHRIST DID NOT SAY THAT.

971
00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:11,215
"I'M NOT BALD.

972
00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:14,752
THIS IS ALOPECIA."

973
00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:15,153
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN.

974
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:20,324
[APPLAUSE]

975
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,292
"NO MATTER WHAT

976
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:21,959
ANYONE SAYS ABOUT ME AFTER I

977
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:22,860
DIE, REMEMBER: I'M NOT BLACK AND

978
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:25,897
I DEFINITELY CAN'T RAP."

979
00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:29,534
ALEXANDER HAMILTON.

980
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,101
[LAUGHTER]

981
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:33,438
[APPLAUSE]

982
00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:34,572
I'M GOING TO QUOTE YOU A COUPLE

983
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:38,676
OF TIMES NOW, I READ SO MUCH

984
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:39,811
BULLSHIT ABOUT COVID BUT WHEN I

985
00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,646
READ YOU I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A

986
00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,614
GUY WHO WAS ACTUALLY SAYING

987
00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:44,949
THINGS THAT DON'T HAVE TO BE

988
00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:46,584
APPROVED BY THE USUAL SOURCES.

989
00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:49,153
HE IS GOING TO TELL ME THE

990
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,488
TRUTH.

991
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:51,355
THERE IS A NEW VARIANT SO WE ARE

992
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,157
GOING TO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT

993
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,026
AGAIN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS

994
00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:56,761
EVEN LESS THAN UKRAINE BUT WE

995
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,597
ARE GOING TO HAVE TO.

996
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:00,231
YOU WROTE MILLIONS OF DEMOCRATS

997
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:01,599
HAVE DECIDED THAT ORGANIZING

998
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,900
THEIR LIVES AROUND COVID IS CORE

999
00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:05,002
TO THEIR IDENTITY AS

1000
00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:06,971
PROGRESSIVES.

1001
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:07,505
IS THAT HEALTHY?

1002
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:09,273
>> THAT I SET IT OR THAT THEY

1003
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:11,809
ARE DOING AT?

1004
00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:13,611
[LAUGHTER]

1005
00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:16,214
IT IS NOT HEALTHY.

1006
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,448
I HOPE IT'S NOT UNHEALTHY FOR ME

1007
00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:18,382
FOR SAYING IT.

1008
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,218
I WAS TALKING WITH MY SISTER AND

1009
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,420
SHE WAS REMINDING ME BEFORE THE

1010
00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:24,922
VACCINES CAME THAT I WAS THE

1011
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:29,193
COVID IN OUR FAMILY, I WAS LIKE

1012
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,528
LET'S BE CAREFUL AROUND THE

1013
00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:31,829
OLDER PEOPLE IN OUR FAMILY.

1014
00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:34,165
THE VACCINES CAME IN THEY WORK

1015
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:34,532
INCREDIBLY WELL.

1016
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,033
>> Bill: NOT WHAT THEY SAID

1017
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,469
THEY WOULD WORK FOR -- HALF.

1018
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:39,370
THEY STOP YOU FROM DYING.

1019
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:44,909
LET'S BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

1020
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:45,877
[APPLAUSE]

1021
00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:48,412
LET'S NOT GET IT WRONG.

1022
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,014
THEY WERE TELLING US IT WOULD

1023
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,048
STOP INFECTION AND IT WOULD STOP

1024
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,251
TRANSMISSION AND IT DIDN'T DO

1025
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:55,386
THAT.

1026
00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:56,654
THIS IS ALWAYS MY THING I'M

1027
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:57,488
GOING TO READ ANOTHER QUOTE THAT

1028
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,323
I THINK BACKS THAT UP -- THEY

1029
00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:02,393
ARE WRONG A LOT.

1030
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:02,994
THEY HAVE NOT EARNED MONOPOLY

1031
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,428
POWER TO JUST SAY TO ME JUST DO

1032
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,864
WHAT WE SAY, WHEN HAVE WE EVER

1033
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:07,164
BEEN WRONG?

1034
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,200
A LOT.

1035
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:10,201
>> YES.

1036
00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:11,636
WHAT IS HARD HERE IS THEY HAVE

1037
00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:13,271
BEEN WRONG, I'M SURE YOU

1038
00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:14,539
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US DON'T

1039
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:15,573
WEAR MASKS BECAUSE WE NEED TO

1040
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,975
KEEP THEM FOR PEOPLE IN

1041
00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:18,709
HOSPITALS, RIGHT?

1042
00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:20,411
>> Bill: I REMEMBER WHEN THEY

1043
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,680
DRILLED MERCURY INTO MY TEETH.

1044
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:23,347
[LAUGHTER]

1045
00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:25,049
>> THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG A LOT.

1046
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,084
I THINK WHAT IS REALLY HARD IS

1047
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,054
HOW DO YOU AVOID THINKING

1048
00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:32,356
WHENEVER THE CDC SAYS AT A GIVEN

1049
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:34,091
MOMENT, YOU MUST RUN OUT INTO

1050
00:36:34,158 --> 00:36:37,261
THAT, REMEMBER THE CDC ALSO

1051
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:38,329
DISCOURAGES US FROM ORDERING

1052
00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,131
MEDIUM RARE BURGERS BUT HOW DO

1053
00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:41,766
YOU ALSO AVOID THE NIHILIST

1054
00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,301
POSITION OF MAYBE THE CDC KNOWS

1055
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,769
WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT OR

1056
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:46,604
MAYBE SOME RANDOM THING I SAW ON

1057
00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:51,008
FACEBOOK JUST AS WELL.

1058
00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:52,777
>> VERY INTERESTING, I WOULD

1059
00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,211
COME AT THIS DIFFERENTLY.

1060
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:55,646
I DON'T KNOW DEMOCRATS OR

1061
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,048
LIBERALS WHO ARE ORGANIZING

1062
00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:58,816
THEIR IDENTITIES AROUND COVID

1063
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,651
AND THE WAY THAT YOU DESCRIBE.

1064
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:04,589
>> Bill: REALLY?

1065
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,757
>> I SEE PEOPLE WHO ARE THINKING

1066
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:07,959
ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE

1067
00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:08,559
IMMUNOCOMPROMISED, PEOPLE WHO

1068
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:09,860
ARE TRYING TO BE CONSIDERATE OF

1069
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,128
THEIR NEIGHBORS, WHO HAVE SEEN

1070
00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:13,230
PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO BE HEALTHY

1071
00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:15,633
GET THE VIRUS AND TRANSMITTED TO

1072
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:15,866
OTHERS.

1073
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:17,568
I WORK WITH A LOT OF NURSES,

1074
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:20,605
NURSES HAVE BEEN THROUGH AND

1075
00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:21,038
THIS PANDEMIC.

1076
00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:21,806
EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ON THE

1077
00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:23,441
NURSES, DON'T WE LOVE THE

1078
00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:24,408
FRONTLINE HEALTH CARE WORKERS

1079
00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:25,610
BEFORE THERE WAS A VACCINE.

1080
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:27,778
AFTER THE VACCINE, WE FORGOT

1081
00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:30,014
ABOUT THEM.

1082
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,115
THEY HAVE BEEN DEVASTATED.

1083
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,550
THE PROFESSION IS HEMORRHAGING

1084
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:34,051
PEOPLE AT LEAST 1 OF 5 NURSES

1085
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:35,920
HAS QUIT, THEY HAVE DEALT WITH

1086
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,855
PATIENTS WHO HAVE BEEN

1087
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,390
MISINFORMED BY FOX NEWS AND

1088
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:40,324
OTHER SOURCES PARTICULARLY IN

1089
00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:43,661
THE SOUTH IN THE REGION I LIVE

1090
00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:45,329
IN OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY

1091
00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,965
WHERE FOX IS BIG.

1092
00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:49,967
THEY HAVE PATIENTS WHO ARE DYING

1093
00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:53,037
AND THEY CANNOT DO ANYTHING AND

1094
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:53,838
THOSE PATIENTS WERE MISINFORMED.

1095
00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,640
I AM SO HAPPY TO GO OUT TO

1096
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:56,807
RESTAURANTS NOW, I'VE GONE TO A

1097
00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:57,942
MOVIE THEATER, I'VE DONE A LOT

1098
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,344
OF THINGS.

1099
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:01,579
BUT I DON'T FEEL IMPATIENT WITH

1100
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:04,215
PUTTING ON A MASK WHEN I THINK

1101
00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:05,216
SOMEONE ELSE'S VULNERABLE, MY

1102
00:38:05,282 --> 00:38:06,250
SIMPLE ACT OF A LITTLE BIT OF

1103
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:08,452
DISCOMFORT, BIG DEAL, I WOULD

1104
00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:11,188
RATHER SAVE LIVES.

1105
00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:11,522
[APPLAUSE]

1106
00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:14,225
>> Bill: DEPENDING ON THE

1107
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:15,893
SITUATION.

1108
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,494
THAT DOESN'T MEAN 5-YEAR-OLDS

1109
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,196
SHOULD DO IT.

1110
00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:21,165
>> I LIVE WITH SOME 5-YEAR-OLDS

1111
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,833
THIS SUMMER WHO HAD A FATHER

1112
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,168
WITH KIDNEY TROUBLE AND WAS

1113
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,102
GETTING DIALYSIS AND THEY ALL

1114
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,004
HAD TO WEAR MASKS SO WE MORE

1115
00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:28,439
MASKS BECAUSE WE WANTED THE KIDS

1116
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:29,640
TO HAVE A DADDY.

1117
00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:32,043
WE CAN GO TOO FAR IN THE OTHER

1118
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:33,911
DIRECTION, YES YOU CAN BE

1119
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,646
FANATICAL ABOUT CARE AND

1120
00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:36,414
PROTECTION.

1121
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,050
I SEE A LOT MORE COVID TO

1122
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:40,785
MINIMIZE ASIAN NOW AND

1123
00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:42,119
NANCY PELOSI GOT COVID, DO YOU

1124
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,721
WANT NANCY PELOSI OUT OF THE

1125
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:43,921
GAME?

1126
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,590
ADAM SCHIFF GOT COVID,

1127
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:47,558
MERRICK GARLAND WHO HASN'T DONE

1128
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:48,626
MUCH FOR A YEAR NOW IT SEEMS IS

1129
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:51,696
OUT OF THE GAME.

1130
00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,798
I DON'T THINK THEY ARE SERIOUS

1131
00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:54,365
CASES BECAUSE THEY GOT

1132
00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:56,467
VACCINATED BUT I'M JUST SAYING

1133
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,202
THERE IS A WAY EVERY TIME WE

1134
00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:00,604
HAVE SAID IT'S GREAT, THINGS ARE

1135
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,406
FINE, A NEW VARIANT COMES ALONG.

1136
00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:05,509
LET'S RELAX, EXHALE --

1137
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:11,482
>> Bill: AND INHALE!

1138
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:14,552
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1139
00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:14,852
GO AHEAD TO.

1140
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,487
>> IT IS ABSOLUTELY THE CASE

1141
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,989
THAT THERE ARE MANY MILLIONS OF

1142
00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:20,725
AMERICANS FOR TAKING COVID NOT

1143
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:21,192
SERIOUSLY, NOT GETTING

1144
00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:22,026
VACCINATED TO.

1145
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,828
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE CASE.

1146
00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:25,796
THE QUESTION IS WHAT DOES IT

1147
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,698
MEAN TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY?

1148
00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:28,733
DOES IT MEAN TAKE KIDS OUT OF

1149
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:29,633
SCHOOL FOR MONTHS AT A TIME

1150
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,502
WHICH WE DID EVEN THOUGH THEY

1151
00:39:31,569 --> 00:39:34,839
ARE AT LOW RISK?

1152
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:37,007
DOES IT MEAN TO WEAR MASKS EVEN

1153
00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:39,710
THOUGH IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING A

1154
00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:42,046
KN95 OR AN N95 IT HAD

1155
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:43,080
VANISHINGLY LITTLE EFFECT?

1156
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,448
HAVING KIDS AND MASKS DOES

1157
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:46,550
VIRTUALLY NOTHING TO PROTECT

1158
00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:46,917
PEOPLE.

1159
00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:48,652
>> Bill: AND MESSES UP THE

1160
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:48,919
KIDS.

1161
00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,855
>> WE ALSO SAW SCHOOLS THAT

1162
00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:53,424
DIDN'T HAVE PROPER VENTILATION,

1163
00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:54,158
TEACHERS WHO HAVE

1164
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:54,925
IMMUNOCOMPROMISED RELATIVES, I

1165
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:56,193
THINK WE NEED TO BALANCE IT AND

1166
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,964
TO GO FULL ON AND MINIMIZE -- IT

1167
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:00,464
DEPENDS WHERE YOU LIVE.

1168
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:03,734
IF YOU LIVE IN A STATE THAT

1169
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:04,935
VOTED STRONGLY FOR DONALD TRUMP,

1170
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:06,604
YOU ARE FOUR MORE TIMES LIKELY

1171
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:07,805
TO DIE NOW THAN A DEMOCRAT WHO

1172
00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:11,242
LIVES IN A PLACE.

1173
00:40:11,308 --> 00:40:15,379
>> THAT'S A KEY POINT.

1174
00:40:15,446 --> 00:40:17,681
>> Bill: I'M NOT SURE THAT'S

1175
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:17,882
TRUE.

1176
00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:19,049
>> IT WAS IN

1177
00:40:19,116 --> 00:40:19,517
"THE WASHINGTON POST."

1178
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,485
>> Bill: I REMEMBER READING

1179
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,988
THE DEATHS BY STATE A FEW MONTHS

1180
00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:26,323
AGO AND THE FLORIDA WAS 17,

1181
00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:27,792
NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY WERE

1182
00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:30,995
FOUR AND FIVE.

1183
00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:31,629
THERE ARE VARYING FACTORS.

1184
00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:32,263
WEST VIRGINIA AND MASSACHUSETTS

1185
00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:34,598
WHICH ARE ABOUT AS DIFFERENT AS.

1186
00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:38,335
STATES CAN GET WERE TEN AND 11.

1187
00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:39,570
>> I READ IN

1188
00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:41,005
"THE WASHINGTON POST" AND STATES

1189
00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:43,174
THAT VOTED STRONGLY FOR

1190
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,008
DONALD TRUMP FORCES STRONGLY FOR

1191
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:44,275
JOE BIDEN.

1192
00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:47,812
>> Bill: WE KNOW WHAT KILLS

1193
00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:49,547
PEOPLE WITH COVID, OBESITY IS BY

1194
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,849
FAR THE BIGGEST FACTOR, THAT'S A

1195
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,984
FACT, YOU'RE BIG IN FACT, THAT'S

1196
00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:54,251
A FACT.

1197
00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:57,588
78% OF THE PEOPLE, NO?

1198
00:40:57,655 --> 00:41:00,391
>> I DON'T HAVE THE DATA AT MY

1199
00:41:00,457 --> 00:41:00,691
FINGERTIPS.

1200
00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:08,032
>> Bill: SHOW A TO -- I DO HAVE

1201
00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:08,799
THE DATA.

1202
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:09,567
78% OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE

1203
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:13,237
HOSPITALIZED OR DIED WERE OBESE.

1204
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:17,141
IT WAS KILLING MOST PEOPLE

1205
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,443
BEFORE COVID, JUST SLOWLY, THEN

1206
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:22,446
IT WAS OF COURSE ELDERLY AND A

1207
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:25,416
75% WERE OVER 65 AND THEN IT'S

1208
00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:25,749
UNVACCINATED.

1209
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:28,319
IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE RED

1210
00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:29,753
STATE TRUMPETERS WAS A MORON WHO

1211
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,956
THINKS BILL GATES PUT A CHIP IN

1212
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:34,325
THE VACCINE AND YOU JUST WANT TO

1213
00:41:34,391 --> 00:41:38,729
OWN THE LIBS AND YOUR OLD AND

1214
00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:39,530
OBESE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT

1215
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:40,364
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE

1216
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:42,566
EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET IT.

1217
00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:45,236
THE NEW ONE IS MORE

1218
00:41:45,302 --> 00:41:45,936
TRANSMISSIBLE, IT GETS MORE

1219
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,973
TRANSMISSIBLE BASICALLY AND LESS

1220
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:49,273
SEVERE.

1221
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,375
>> WHEN YOU LOOK ACROSS THE

1222
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:52,042
COUNTRY AT COUNTIES WHICH I

1223
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:53,777
THINK IT'S A BETTER WAY TO DO

1224
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,212
IT, NEW YORK STATE HAS

1225
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:56,947
CONSERVATIVE COUNTIES IN FLORIDA

1226
00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:57,882
HAS SOME LIBERAL COUNTIES, WHAT

1227
00:41:57,948 --> 00:42:01,518
YOU SEE IS HUGE DIFFERENCE IN

1228
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:01,986
DEATHS.

1229
00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:03,687
RED COUNTIES HAVE MUCH HIGHER

1230
00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:05,189
DEATHS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT

1231
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:06,790
TAKING THE VACCINE.

1232
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:07,758
YOU CAN SEE VIRTUALLY NO

1233
00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:11,929
DIFFERENCE IN CASE RATES DURING

1234
00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:12,162
OMICRON.

1235
00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:13,530
EVEN THOUGH WHEN YOU LOOK AT

1236
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,734
THINGS LIKE RESTAURANTS, MASK OR

1237
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,701
INCOME AND LIBERAL COUNTIES

1238
00:42:17,768 --> 00:42:19,403
PEOPLE AREN'T GOING OUT TO EAT

1239
00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:20,271
COME A MUCH LOWER RESTAURANTS

1240
00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:22,806
AND THEY ARE WEARING MASKS --

1241
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,441
YOU PUT THOSE TWO THINGS

1242
00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:25,042
TOGETHER, WHAT IT TELLS ME IS

1243
00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:26,610
THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF THINGS

1244
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:28,579
THAT LIBERAL AMERICA IS DOING AT

1245
00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:31,448
A VERY GOOD INSTINCT THAT MAKES

1246
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,183
VERY LITTLE DIFFERENCE AND THE

1247
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,151
VACCINES REALLY WORK AND SAVE

1248
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,754
LIVES AND BY NOT TAKING THEM,

1249
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:37,354
CONSERVATIVES ARE DAMAGING

1250
00:42:37,421 --> 00:42:39,256
THEMSELVES IN DAMAGING THE

1251
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:40,291
COUNTRY.

1252
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:41,959
THE WORD YOU USED BALANCE IS

1253
00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:42,726
PERFECT.

1254
00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:43,494
CONSERVATIVES HAVEN'T TAKEN

1255
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,261
COVID NEARLY SERIOUSLY ENOUGH

1256
00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,330
AND I THINK LIBERALS IF WE ARE

1257
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,932
BEING HONEST ABOUT THIS HAVE

1258
00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:49,099
SOME PERFORMATIVE ASPECTS OF THE

1259
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:52,836
COVID RESPONSE.

1260
00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:53,704
WEARING MASKS BECAUSE IT FEELS

1261
00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:55,239
AT THE BADGE OF VINYL

1262
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:56,407
PROGRESSIVE EVEN THOUGH A LOT OF

1263
00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:57,708
THOSE MASKS PARTICULARLY WITH

1264
00:42:57,775 --> 00:43:00,811
OMICRON ARE DOING VERY LITTLE TO

1265
00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:01,612
PROTECT PEOPLE.

1266
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:03,580
I'M NOT ANTIMASK, WHERE ONE IF

1267
00:43:03,647 --> 00:43:06,550
YOU'RE GOING TO A NURSING HOME,

1268
00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:08,752
WHERE A KN95 OR N95 BUT DON'T

1269
00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:09,453
THINK THESE MASK MANDATES WHERE

1270
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,022
YOU WEAR A CLOTH MASK INTO A

1271
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,257
RESTAURANT AND YOU TAKE IT UP SO

1272
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:19,997
YOU CAN EAT IS DOING ANYTHING.

1273
00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:20,965
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1274
00:43:21,031 --> 00:43:22,266
>> Bill: I'M GOING TO QUOTE

1275
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,268
YOU ONE MORE TIME, I LOVE THIS

1276
00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:24,435
ONE.

1277
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:25,869
MANY PEOPLE HAVE COME TO BELIEVE

1278
00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,605
THAT EXPERT OPINION AS A UNITARY

1279
00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:31,008
OMISSION TO FORCE, THAT'S THE

1280
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:32,042
ASSUMPTION BEHIND THE PHRASES

1281
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,444
FOLLOW THE SCIENCE AND WITH THE

1282
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:34,678
SCIENCES AND IT MENTIONS SCIENCE

1283
00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:36,780
ALMOST A GOD.

1284
00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:37,648
SCIENCE WHO CAN SOLVE OUR

1285
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:40,417
DILEMMA IS WE ONLY LISTENED.

1286
00:43:40,484 --> 00:43:42,219
THIS IS THE CASE I'VE BEEN

1287
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:44,388
MAKING, WHOSE SCIENCE?

1288
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:49,326
OF COURSE THE CHIP AND THE

1289
00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:50,961
VACCINE IS INSANE BUT THE FDA'S

1290
00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:52,363
TWO TOP VACCINE EXPERTS RESIGNED

1291
00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:55,399
BECAUSE THEY SAID YOU'RE NOT

1292
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,768
FOLLOWING WHAT WE FOUND OUT

1293
00:43:57,835 --> 00:43:58,769
ABOUT BOOSTERS, YOU ARE

1294
00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,371
RECOMMENDING THEM AND WE TOLD

1295
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:00,671
YOU NOT TO.

1296
00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:03,540
IT LOOKS POLITICIZED.

1297
00:44:03,607 --> 00:44:04,775
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE OUR

1298
00:44:04,842 --> 00:44:09,079
SCIENCE AND ANYBODY ELSE, WE

1299
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:12,516
JUST PRETEND THEY ARE A QUACK.

1300
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:15,052
THESE ARE OTHER DOCTORS.

1301
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:17,187
>> SCIENCE IS HARD.

1302
00:44:17,254 --> 00:44:18,155
>> Bill: ESPECIALLY MEDICAL

1303
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:22,092
SCIENCE, WE DON'T KNOW SHIT.

1304
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,193
>> I WOULD ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO

1305
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,495
REALIZE THAT SOME OF THESE

1306
00:44:24,561 --> 00:44:25,029
THINGS ARE HARD SCIENTIFIC

1307
00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:28,232
QUESTIONS WE DON'T HAVE THE DATA

1308
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:30,701
AND OTHERS OF THEM ARE QUESTION

1309
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:32,803
OF VALUES IN QUESTION OF

1310
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:33,504
TRADE-OFFS.

1311
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:34,238
IF WE KEPT EVERY KID IN AMERICA

1312
00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:37,408
HOME FOR THE NEXT MONTH FROM

1313
00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:38,709
SCHOOL WOULD BE REDUCED COVID

1314
00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:38,909
CASES?

1315
00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:41,779
YES WE WOULD.

1316
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,614
WOULD THAT BE A GOOD TRADE-OFF?

1317
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,282
>> Bill: IF WE ALL STAYED HOME

1318
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:45,883
AND STAYED PERFECTLY STILL IN

1319
00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:49,420
OUR ROOM.

1320
00:44:49,486 --> 00:44:50,721
>> THAT'S NOT SCIENCE.

1321
00:44:50,788 --> 00:44:52,589
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT SCIENCE,

1322
00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:52,956
THAT'S NOT LIFE.

1323
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:54,324
>> WE HAVE TO MAKE HARD

1324
00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:56,427
DECISIONS ABOUT VALUES AND

1325
00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:58,595
TRADE-OFFS.

1326
00:44:58,662 --> 00:44:59,797
>> Bill: THAT THERE WILL BE

1327
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,765
THE PEACE.

1328
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:02,833
THANK YOU, PANEL, TIME FOR NEW

1329
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,101
RULES!

1330
00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:04,568
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1331
00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:05,903
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL ME

1332
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:06,703
WHY AMAZON'S TOILET-SHAPED

1333
00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:07,638
NOVELTY COFFEE CUP ONLY GETS

1334
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:11,208
FOUR AND A HALF STARS.

1335
00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:11,475
[LAUGHTER]

1336
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:12,342
"DEAR AMAZON, I REALLY LOVED

1337
00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:13,410
THIS PRODUCT.

1338
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:14,344
IT ARRIVED ON TIME AND WORKED AS

1339
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:16,380
PROMISED.

1340
00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:17,848
SADLY, I HAD TO DEDUCT HALF A

1341
00:45:17,915 --> 00:45:19,216
STAR BECAUSE IT MADE ME THINK

1342
00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:26,824
ABOUT DRINKING SHIT."

1343
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,526
[LAUGHTER]

1344
00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:29,993
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1345
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:30,627
NEW RULE: NOW THAT SCIENTISTS IN

1346
00:45:30,694 --> 00:45:31,962
THE JOURNAL SEXUAL MEDICINE

1347
00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:32,963
REVIEWS SAY THE G-SPOT IS NOT

1348
00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:33,964
ONE SPOT, BUT A "ZONE" MADE UP

1349
00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:35,232
OF FIVE SEPARATE REGIONS.

1350
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:36,300
THEY NEED TO KEEP IT TO

1351
00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:41,338
THEMSELVES.

1352
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:41,605
[LAUGHTER]

1353
00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:43,240
MEN HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE FINDING

1354
00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:44,007
ONE SPOT, NOW WE HAVE TO FIND

1355
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:50,647
FIVE?

1356
00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:52,950
[APPLAUSE]

1357
00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:53,550
THAT'S NOT SEX, THAT'S

1358
00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:56,687
GEOGRAPHY.

1359
00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:58,222
MOST OF US CAN'T EVEN LOCATE

1360
00:45:58,288 --> 00:46:00,924
UKRAINE ON A MAP, NOW WE'VE GOT

1361
00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:02,359
TO PINPOINT YOUR DISPUTED DONBAS

1362
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:08,398
REGION?

1363
00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:08,665
[LAUGHTER]

1364
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:09,633
NEW RULE: YOU CAN POST THE LINK

1365
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,801
FOR THE STORY "DOG PRETENDS

1366
00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:11,902
SHE'S ASLEEP TO GET OUT OF BEING

1367
00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:13,837
IN TROUBLE IN HILARIOUS VIDEO,"

1368
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:14,838
BUT IT CAN'T TAKE YOU TO A

1369
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:21,245
MAGAZINE CALLED NEWSWEEK.

1370
00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:24,181
[LAUGHTER]

1371
00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:25,449
SORRY, NEWSWEEK.

1372
00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:26,617
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A NEWS

1373
00:46:26,683 --> 00:46:27,551
MAGAZINE, IT'S RIGHT IN YOUR

1374
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,587
TITLE.

1375
00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:31,388
WHICH MEANS, YOU'RE NOT IN THE

1376
00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:33,323
"ADORABLE DOG VIDEOS" BUSINESS.

1377
00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:34,558
YOU'RE IN THE "PUT JESUS ON THE

1378
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,425
COVER EVERY WEEK AND PRAY

1379
00:46:35,492 --> 00:46:42,232
SOMEONE BUYS IT" BUSINESS.

1380
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:42,499
[LAUGHTER]

1381
00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:44,067
[APPLAUSE]

1382
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,068
NEW RULE: NOW THAT 24-YEAR-OLD

1383
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:46,170
TAYLA CLEMENT, THE NEW ZEALAND

1384
00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:47,271
WOMAN WHO HAS A RARE CONDITION

1385
00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:50,040
THAT LEAVES HER UNABLE TO SMILE,

1386
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:50,741
HAS BEEN SIGNED TO AN

1387
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:53,076
INTERNATIONAL MODELING CONTRACT,

1388
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:54,478
THE REST OF THE WORLD'S MODELS

1389
00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:55,245
HAVE TO TELL US.

1390
00:46:55,312 --> 00:47:05,422
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

1391
00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:07,491
[LAUGHTER]

1392
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:08,825
NEW RULE: IF YOU GRADUATED FROM

1393
00:47:08,892 --> 00:47:09,927
HIGH SCHOOL WITH LENNY KRAVITZ

1394
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:11,261
IN 1982, DON'T GO TO THE

1395
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:13,830
REUNION.

1396
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:15,432
BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO SHOW UP

1397
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,134
LIKE THIS:, AND YOU'RE GOING TO

1398
00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:18,001
FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR THE REST OF

1399
00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:23,540
THE NIGHT.

1400
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:26,643
[LAUGHTER]

1401
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:27,244
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1402
00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:28,078
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1403
00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:28,979
AND FOR OUR FINAL NEW RULE

1404
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,881
TONIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER

1405
00:47:30,948 --> 00:47:31,648
EDITION OF ONE OF OUR FAVORITE

1406
00:47:31,715 --> 00:47:32,316
DEPARTMENTS HERE ON REAL TIME:

1407
00:47:32,382 --> 00:47:39,556
"EXPLAINING JOKES TO IDIOTS,"

1408
00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:40,324
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1409
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,458
WHERE, AS A PUBLIC SERVICE, I

1410
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:42,359
BREAK DOWN JOKES FOR THE HUMOR

1411
00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:44,428
IMPAIRED.

1412
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:45,729
NOT THAT I HAVE ANYONE

1413
00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:55,272
PARTICULAR IN MIND.

1414
00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:56,440
[LAUGHTER]

1415
00:47:56,506 --> 00:47:56,907
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1416
00:47:56,974 --> 00:47:57,741
NOW I KNOW WE'RE ALL SICK OF

1417
00:47:57,808 --> 00:47:58,609
TALKING ABOUT THE SLAP, BUT

1418
00:47:58,675 --> 00:47:59,977
SORRY, ONE MORE THING NEEDS TO

1419
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,845
BE SAID: COMEDIANS HAVE BEEN

1420
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:05,015
UNDER ATTACK FOR QUITE SOME

1421
00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:06,416
TIME, AND I NEED TO STICK UP FOR

1422
00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:07,251
MY TRIBE: THIS WAR ON JOKES MUST

1423
00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:13,357
END.

1424
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:15,559
[APPLAUSE]

1425
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:17,494
SO LET'S ZAPRUDER FILM THIS

1426
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,062
THING ONCE AND FOR ALL AND

1427
00:48:19,129 --> 00:48:24,935
EXPLAIN JOKES TO IDIOTS.

1428
00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:27,571
♪ ♪

1429
00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:32,309
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1430
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:34,411
AT THE OSCARS, CHRIS ROCK CAME

1431
00:48:34,478 --> 00:48:36,980
OUT TO PRESENT A BORING AWARD

1432
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:37,781
AND FIRST DID WHAT HE IS

1433
00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,182
SUPPOSED TO DO, GET SOME LAUGHS

1434
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:39,850
DOING WHAT WE COMICS CALL "CROWD

1435
00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:45,656
WORK."

1436
00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:50,794
DENZEL AND JAVIER BARDEM EACH

1437
00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,729
GOT "SPRITZED," AND THEN CHRIS

1438
00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:54,364
MADE WHAT IN THE BUSINESS IS

1439
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:55,265
KNOWN AS A "SOME SHIT IS LIKE

1440
00:48:55,332 --> 00:49:01,471
SOME OTHER SHIT" JOKE.

1441
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:01,738
[LAUGHTER]

1442
00:49:01,805 --> 00:49:02,673
HE SAID TO JADA SMITH, "JADA,

1443
00:49:02,739 --> 00:49:03,940
CAN'T WAIT FOR G.I.

1444
00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:05,375
JANE II," RECALLING THE LATE 90S

1445
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:06,643
MOVIE STARRING DEMI MOORE.

1446
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,913
THAT'S IT.

1447
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,348
THAT'S THE JOKE: YOU REMIND ME

1448
00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:12,582
OF SOME OTHER BEAUTIFUL,

1449
00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:15,519
BUZZ-CUTTED MOVIE STAR.

1450
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:16,687
IT WASN'T AN ALOPECIA JOKE ANY

1451
00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:17,854
MORE THAN THE ONE ABOUT THE

1452
00:49:17,921 --> 00:49:18,422
CHICKEN CROSSING THE ROAD IS

1453
00:49:18,488 --> 00:49:29,399
ABOUT BIRD FLU.

1454
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:29,666
[LAUGHTER]

1455
00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:30,300
[APPLAUSE]

1456
00:49:30,367 --> 00:49:33,003
NOT AN INSULT, ALTHOUGH "INSULT

1457
00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,971
HUMOR" IS ALSO A STAPLE OF

1458
00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:37,841
COMEDY, AND IN FACT, AN EXAMPLE

1459
00:49:37,908 --> 00:49:39,242
OF INSULTING SOMEONE'S LOOKS WAS

1460
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,444
ON DISPLAY THAT NIGHT WHEN

1461
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,712
REGINA HALL SAID, "WE'VE BEEN

1462
00:49:41,778 --> 00:49:42,512
DEALING WITH COVID FOR TWO

1463
00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:43,647
YEARS.

1464
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:45,082
IT'S BEEN REALLY HARD ON

1465
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:45,982
PEOPLE," AND AMY SCHUMER SAID,

1466
00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:47,184
"YEAH.

1467
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,418
JUST LOOK AT TIMOTHEE CHALAMET."

1468
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:54,057
AND THEY CUT TO J.K.

1469
00:49:54,124 --> 00:50:01,031
SIMMONS,

1470
00:50:01,098 --> 00:50:01,298
[LAUGHTER]

1471
00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:01,698
[APPLAUSE]

1472
00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:02,599
WHO MADE A FACE A LOT

1473
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:03,834
LIKE THE ONE JADA WOULD MAKE

1474
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,635
LATER ON.

1475
00:50:05,702 --> 00:50:07,537
BUT THAT'S WHERE IT ENDED --

1476
00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:08,472
IT'S CALLED BEING A GOOD SPORT,

1477
00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:09,373
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE A RICH

1478
00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:11,441
CELEBRITY.

1479
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:12,843
LET THE COMMON PEOPLE TAKE THE

1480
00:50:12,909 --> 00:50:13,910
PISS OUT OF YOU FOR ONE STINKING

1481
00:50:13,977 --> 00:50:21,451
MINUTE.

1482
00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:22,753
[APPLAUSE]

1483
00:50:22,819 --> 00:50:23,954
AND, IMPORTANTLY CHRIS' JOKE WAS

1484
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:30,327
RECEIVED AS "FUNNY" AS EVIDENCED

1485
00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:32,596
BY THE AUDIENCE AND WILL SMITH

1486
00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:38,635
"LAUGHING."

1487
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:41,138
[LAUGHTER]

1488
00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:42,572
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1489
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:44,141
AND THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE WE

1490
00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:45,742
GOT TO SEE A LIVE-ACTION,

1491
00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:47,144
REAL-TIME ENCAPSULATION OF HOW

1492
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:50,614
CANCEL CULTURE WORKS.

1493
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,015
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT: JADA

1494
00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:54,151
SHOOTS HER HUSBAND A LOOK --

1495
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,286
LET'S SLOW THE TAPE DOWN TO

1496
00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:58,288
CAPTURE THIS MOMENT: THERE!

1497
00:50:58,355 --> 00:51:00,557
BACK, AND TO THE LEFT.

1498
00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:03,059
BACK, AND TO THE LEFT.

1499
00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:12,636
BACK, AND TO THE LEFT.

1500
00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:16,506
[APPLAUSE]

1501
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:16,773
[LAUGHTER]

1502
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,008
BEFORE THIS MOMENT, WILL IS

1503
00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:18,742
LAUGHING BECAUSE HE HASN'T YET

1504
00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:19,309
FOUND OUT THAT HIS ORIGINAL

1505
00:51:19,376 --> 00:51:20,677
GENUINE REACTION IS WRONG, AND

1506
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:25,115
THAT HE SHOULD "CONFORM" TO A

1507
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:32,722
DIFFERENT VIEW.

1508
00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:33,824
[LAUGHTER]

1509
00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:34,524
[APPLAUSE]

1510
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:35,592
AND HE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEING

1511
00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:37,294
MANLY?

1512
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,795
I'VE SEEN THE SAME SYNDROME

1513
00:51:38,862 --> 00:51:40,263
HAPPEN IN COMEDY CLUBS: WOKE

1514
00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:41,932
HECKLERS WHO LITERALLY HAVE TO

1515
00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:42,899
WAIT FOR THE LAUGHTER TO DIE

1516
00:51:42,966 --> 00:51:44,000
DOWN BEFORE THEY YELL, "THAT'S

1517
00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:55,912
NOT FUNNY."

1518
00:51:55,979 --> 00:51:56,379
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1519
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,448
THIS WAR ON JOKES MUST END.

1520
00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:01,284
WILL SMITH DIDN'T GET KICKED OUT

1521
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:02,586
OF THE OSCARS FOR GOING IKE

1522
00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:03,520
TURNER ON CHRIS, BUT KEVIN HART

1523
00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:05,021
GOT KICKED OUT OF HOSTING IT --

1524
00:52:05,088 --> 00:52:07,123
FOR A JOKE.

1525
00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:08,291
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO SAY

1526
00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:09,759
CANCEL CULTURE ISN'T A REAL

1527
00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:12,395
THING?

1528
00:52:12,462 --> 00:52:14,030
JUST AMONG COMEDIANS WHO GOT

1529
00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:15,198
FIRED AND LOST GIGS FOR

1530
00:52:15,265 --> 00:52:16,700
EXERCISING THEIR FREEDOM OF

1531
00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:20,136
EXPRESSION, THE TOLL IS HIGH.

1532
00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:21,204
GILBERT GOTTFRIED AND KATHY

1533
00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:22,806
GRIFFIN WERE TASTELESS -- SO

1534
00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:32,148
WHAT, THAT'S WHY WE LIKED THEM.

1535
00:52:32,215 --> 00:52:33,116
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1536
00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:34,484
COMEDIANS ARE THE ONES TESTING

1537
00:52:34,551 --> 00:52:37,454
WHERE THE LINE IS, WE CAN'T

1538
00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:38,522
ALWAYS BE PERFECT ANYMORE THAN

1539
00:52:38,588 --> 00:52:39,289
TOM BRADY WILL NEVER THROW AN

1540
00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:44,427
INTERCEPTION.

1541
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:44,694
[LAUGHTER]

1542
00:52:44,761 --> 00:52:45,695
DAVE CHAPPELLE LOST DISTRIBUTION

1543
00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:46,763
FOR HIS DOCUMENTARY, AND SARA

1544
00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:48,965
SILVERMAN WAS FIRED FROM A FILM

1545
00:52:49,032 --> 00:52:50,267
OVER AN OLD SKETCH WHERE SHE

1546
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,902
WORE BLACKFACE TO MAKE FUN OF

1547
00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:54,170
RACISM.

1548
00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:56,907
ROSEANNE LOST THE TV SHOW SHE

1549
00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:58,408
CREATED WITH HER NAME ON IT OVER

1550
00:52:58,475 --> 00:53:00,110
TWEETS THAT WERE VERY OFFENSIVE

1551
00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:01,511
BUT NOT AT ALL CLEAR ROSEANNE

1552
00:53:01,578 --> 00:53:02,712
KNEW THEM TO BE.

1553
00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:03,713
SHE IS CRAZY, AND I SAY THAT AS

1554
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:11,221
A FRIEND.

1555
00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:11,488
[LAUGHTER]

1556
00:53:11,555 --> 00:53:12,622
[APPLAUSE]

1557
00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:15,392
ALL COMEDIANS ARE A LITTLE

1558
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,493
CRAZY, AND YOU NEED CRAZY ON

1559
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:28,071
THAT WALL.

1560
00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:28,338
[LAUGHTER]

1561
00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:28,605
[APPLAUSE]

1562
00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:29,539
WILL SMITH WASN'T PULLED OFF

1563
00:53:29,606 --> 00:53:30,740
STAGE, BUT COMEDIAN NIMESH PATEL

1564
00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:32,108
WAS LITERALLY PULLED OFF STAGE

1565
00:53:32,175 --> 00:53:34,144
DURING A PERFORMANCE AT COLUMBIA

1566
00:53:34,210 --> 00:53:35,111
UNIVERSITY FOR A JOKE ABOUT HOW

1567
00:53:35,178 --> 00:53:37,781
HARD IT IS TO BE GAY AND BLACK.

1568
00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:39,616
NOT AN ANTI-GAY JOKE, MIND YOU,

1569
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,351
A PRO-GAY JOKE.

1570
00:53:41,418 --> 00:53:43,820
ONE OF THE EVENT ORGANIZERS

1571
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,422
WALKED ONSTAGE AND SAID "I DON'T

1572
00:53:45,488 --> 00:53:46,389
THINK YOU'RE ENTITLED TO CERTAIN

1573
00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:50,760
JOKES YOU'RE MAKING."

1574
00:53:50,827 --> 00:53:52,929
A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT CERTAINLY

1575
00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:54,397
IS A BIG PART OF THE PROBLEM

1576
00:53:54,464 --> 00:53:55,665
HERE, BUT NOT ON THE PART OF THE

1577
00:53:55,732 --> 00:54:01,671
COMEDIAN.

1578
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:04,407
[APPLAUSE]

1579
00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:07,277
AND THAT'S THE THING: THE PEOPLE

1580
00:54:07,344 --> 00:54:08,545
WHO CAN'T TAKE A JOKE NOW AREN'T

1581
00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:10,013
OLD LADIES IN THE BIBLE BELT --

1582
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,449
THEY'RE GEN Z AT ELITE COLLEGES.

1583
00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:13,550
COLLEGES, WHERE COMEDY GOES TO

1584
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:17,354
DIE.

1585
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,055
KIDS USED TO GO TO COLLEGE AND

1586
00:54:19,122 --> 00:54:20,690
LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY -- NOW THEY

1587
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:29,299
GO TO LOSE THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR.

1588
00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:30,567
[LAUGHTER]

1589
00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:31,167
[APPLAUSE]

1590
00:54:31,234 --> 00:54:32,669
VICE RECENTLY INTERVIEWED

1591
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:34,004
COLLEGE BOOKERS WHO REVEALED

1592
00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:35,772
THAT BEFORE A COMEDIAN EVEN

1593
00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:37,073
TAKES THE STAGE THEY'RE ASKED TO

1594
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:40,343
EDIT OUT ANYTHING FROM THEIR ACT

1595
00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,479
THAT MAY CAUSE OFFENSE, LEAVING

1596
00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:43,546
A WORLD WHERE MORE AND MORE

1597
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:44,981
TOPICS ARE OFF LIMITS AND SOON

1598
00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:46,182
THERE'LL BE NOTHING LEFT TO JOKE

1599
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,684
ABOUT EXCEPT AIRPLANE FOOD AND

1600
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:48,618
STARBUCKS GETTING YOUR NAME

1601
00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:58,795
WRONG.

1602
00:54:58,862 --> 00:54:59,062
[LAUGHTER]

1603
00:54:59,129 --> 00:54:59,496
[APPLAUSE]

1604
00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:01,064
JUDD APATOW HAS AN AWESOME NEW

1605
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,366
DOCUMENTARY COMING HERE TO HBO

1606
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:05,335
ABOUT GEORGE CARLIN, OWNER OF

1607
00:55:05,402 --> 00:55:07,270
THE MOST FAMOUS 180 IN COMEDY

1608
00:55:07,337 --> 00:55:09,572
HISTORY, WHEN HE TURNED HIS BACK

1609
00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:10,940
ON A LUCRATIVE CAREER IN

1610
00:55:11,007 --> 00:55:12,375
NIGHTCLUBS IN ORDER TO LET HIS

1611
00:55:12,442 --> 00:55:13,977
HAIR DOWN AND BE HIMSELF IN

1612
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,245
FRONT OF A YOUNGER CROWD WHO

1613
00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:18,515
WELCOMED IRREVERENCE.

1614
00:55:18,581 --> 00:55:20,316
IN 1990, GEORGE SAID "I GOT TO

1615
00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:22,085
GO TO COLLEGES. I BELONG WITH

1616
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,353
PEOPLE WHO ARE OPEN AND WILL LET

1617
00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:26,489
ME BE MYSELF AND EXPERIMENT."

1618
00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:28,792
OH GEORGE IT'S A GOOD THING

1619
00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:40,470
YOU'RE DEAD.

1620
00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:40,737
[LAUGHTER]

1621
00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:42,038
[APPLAUSE]

1622
00:55:42,105 --> 00:55:42,706
BECAUSE TODAY THE SEVEN WORDS

1623
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:43,540
YOU CAN'T SAY ON TV ARE "JADA,

1624
00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:44,841
CAN'T WAIT FOR "G.I.

1625
00:55:44,908 --> 00:55:56,853
JANE 2."

1626
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:57,487
[APPLAUSE]

1627
00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:58,688
FOR ALL THOSE WHO ARE CONSTANTLY

1628
00:55:58,755 --> 00:56:00,256
DEMANDING AN APOLOGY FOR JOKES

1629
00:56:00,323 --> 00:56:01,124
-- MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO SHOULD

1630
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:04,060
APOLOGIZE TO US.

1631
00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:06,229
FOR ALL THE GREAT JOKES THAT WE

1632
00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,864
NEVER GOT TO HEAR, THE BRILLIANT

1633
00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:10,600
THOUGHTS THAT WERE NEVER UTTERED

1634
00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:12,335
-- THOSE ARE THE INVISIBLE SCARS

1635
00:56:12,402 --> 00:56:13,636
OF CANCEL CULTURE.

1636
00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:15,705
LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE

1637
00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:17,707
FOR THAT, AND A SPOT IN THE "IN

1638
00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:25,749
MEMORIAM" PACKAGE FOR ALL THE

1639
00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:26,216
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1640
00:56:26,282 --> 00:56:27,150
VIABLE JOKES THAT COULD HAVE

1641
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,985
LIVED, BUT WERE ABORTED, BECAUSE

1642
00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:31,187
A VOICE IN SOMEONE'S HEAD SAID,

1643
00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:32,388
"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO RISK

1644
00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:34,324
SAYING THAT?"

1645
00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:35,658
THAT'S SELF-CENSORSHIP, THE

1646
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:37,827
WORST KIND OF ALL.

1647
00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:41,197
BUT YOU'LL GET NONE OF THAT ON

1648
00:56:41,264 --> 00:56:42,899
MY NEW HBO SPECIAL -- IT'S

1649
00:56:42,966 --> 00:56:44,367
CALLED #ADULTING, AND IT

1650
00:56:44,434 --> 00:56:45,435
PREMIERES IN THIS TIMESLOT A

1651
00:56:45,502 --> 00:56:50,907
WEEK FROM TONIGHT.

1652
00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:52,842
AS THE KIDS SAY, IT'S FIRE.

1653
00:56:52,909 --> 00:56:53,576
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1654
00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:54,477
WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK AND BACK ON

1655
00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:55,211
THE 22ND.

1656
00:56:55,278 --> 00:56:56,279
I'LL BE AT THE SMART FINANCIAL

1657
00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:56,980
CENTER IN SUGAR LAND, TX,

1658
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:58,014
TOMORROW, APRIL 9TH, AT THE

1659
00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:59,048
TULSA THEATRE IN TULSA, APRIL

1660
00:56:59,115 --> 00:57:00,416
10TH, AND AT THE MGM NATIONAL

1661
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:02,719
HARBOR IN D.C., MAY 1ST.

1662
00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:03,553
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS NANCY

1663
00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:04,220
MACLANE, DAVID LEONHARDT, AND

1664
00:57:04,287 --> 00:57:04,954
DAVID MAMET.

1665
00:57:05,021 --> 00:57:07,157
NOW GO TO YOUTUBE AND JOIN US ON

1666
00:57:07,223 --> 00:57:12,796
OVERTIME.

1667
00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:16,933
THANK YOU!

1668
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,702
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1669
00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:30,213
♪ ♪

1670
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,281
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]