1 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:16,316 >> START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:26,426 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:34,768 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,637 [APPLAUSE] 5 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,739 >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 6 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,542 I APPRECIATE IT. 7 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:45,845 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 8 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,847 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:48,882 THANK YOU. 10 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:51,317 OUR LAST SHOW BEFORE THE BREAK. 11 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,719 OH, MY GOSH. 12 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,053 EXCITING, I KNOW. 13 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:54,487 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 14 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:59,492 [APPLAUSE] 15 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,293 THANK YOU, PEOPLE. 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,161 I LOVE IT. 17 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,263 LOVE YOU FOR DOING IT. 18 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,765 COMING IN HERE -- I KNOW, I WISH 19 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:08,101 I COULD USE MY CATCHPHRASE. 20 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:08,535 [LAUGHTER] 21 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:09,936 I KNOW WHY YOU ARE HAPPY. 22 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:10,570 BUT I CAN'T EVEN TODAY. 23 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,506 THIS IS A WEEK WHERE WE FOUND 24 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:14,107 OUT THAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT 25 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:19,045 ALMOST PULLED OFF HIS COUP BY 26 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:19,846 USING THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OF 27 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:20,680 THE COUNTRY ITSELF AND THAT IS 28 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:24,317 NOT EVEN THE WORST NEWS WE HAD. 29 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:25,819 [LAUGHTER] 30 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:26,953 THE SUPREME COURT HAS BEEN VERY 31 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:30,023 BUSY THIS WEEK. 32 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,192 TODAY, THEY OVERTURNED 33 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,527 ROE VS. WADE, SO... 34 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,495 NO REACTION. 35 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:35,695 OKAY. 36 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:35,962 [LAUGHTER] 37 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:36,796 WELL, IF YOU'RE KEEPING SCORE AT 38 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:40,099 HOME IT IS GUNS 1, WOMEN 39 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:40,333 NOTHING. 40 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:47,941 [APPLAUSE] 41 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,909 IT'S FUNNY, ON THE VERY WEAK -- 42 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,111 VERY DAY, I THINK, WHERE THE 43 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:52,879 CONGRESS FINALLY PASSED I THINK 44 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,581 THE FIRST GUN CONTROL LAW IN 30 45 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:54,814 YEARS -- 46 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,349 [APPLAUSE] 47 00:01:56,416 --> 00:02:02,121 WELL... 48 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:03,823 THE SUPREME COURT SAID "HOLD MY 49 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,292 BEER." 50 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:09,229 [LAUGHTER] 51 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,097 BECAUSE THEY STRUCK DOWN A 52 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,365 NEW YORK LAW ABOUT CARRYING 53 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:13,299 GUNS, YOU KNOW, ON YOUR BODY 54 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,068 WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE, SO 55 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,202 EVERYONE NOW CAN BE STRAPPED AT 56 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:19,105 ALL TIMES IN PUBLIC. 57 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,106 WOW, WELCOME TO RIGHT-WING 58 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,040 AMERICA, WHERE IF YOU WANT TO 59 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,342 END A YOUNG LIFE, YOU HAVE TO 60 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,943 SHOOT THEM. 61 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:24,210 [LAUGHTER] 62 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:30,083 [APPLAUSE] 63 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,085 BUT I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GIVE IT 64 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:33,653 TO THE CONSERVATIVES. 65 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,153 THEY'VE ALWAYS GOT THIS. 66 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,855 THE SUPREME COURT IS THE PRIZE. 67 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:36,723 THEY KEEP THEIR EYE ON THE 68 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:39,058 PRIZE, RIGHT? 69 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,894 I MEAN, FIRST MERRICK GARLAND, 70 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:41,895 THAT WHOLE THING WITH 71 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,096 McCONNELL, THEN TRUMP GETS IN 72 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:45,164 OFFICE AND APPOINTS THREE OF 73 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,766 THESE JUSTICES WERE APPOINTED BY 74 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:47,233 TRUMP. 75 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,868 TRUMP IS OUT OF OFFICE, BUT HIS 76 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,871 AWFULNESS LINGERS ON. 77 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:52,472 HE IS LIKE A FIGHT WITH A BAD 78 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,641 HAIR. 79 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:55,975 [LAUGHTER] 80 00:02:56,042 --> 00:03:01,915 AND I JUST... 81 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,416 I JUST WANT TO SAY TO ALL YOU 82 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,019 PURISTS ON THE LEFT WHO COULD 83 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,454 NOT BRING YOURSELF TO VOTE FOR 84 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,156 HILLARY CLINTON BECAUSE SHE SAID 85 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,792 SUPER PREDATOR IN 1996, ENJOY 86 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,027 GETTING SUPER PREGNANT IN 2022. 87 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:21,000 [APPLAUSE] 88 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,468 AND PRESIDENT BIDEN TALKED ABOUT 89 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,004 THIS TODAY, THE ABORTION RULING, 90 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,273 HE SAID HE HAD BEEN BRACING FOR 91 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,374 THIS IMMINENT REVERSAL FOR QUITE 92 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:29,576 SOME TIME, AND HE ACTUALLY LAST 93 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,778 WEEK WHEN HE FELL OFF THE BIKE 94 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,880 IN TEXAS, DID YOU SEE THAT? 95 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,181 HE WAS JUST -- I WAS JUST 96 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,483 DEMONSTRATING HOW A WOMAN CAN 97 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,652 GET RID OF A BABY. 98 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:40,053 [AUDIENCE REACTS] 99 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:47,560 [APPLAUSE] 100 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,195 OH, IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN 101 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,998 AMERICA WE ARE GOING TO LIVE IN. 102 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,934 VERY DIFFERENT AMERICA. 103 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,336 NOW, WHEN YOU ASK A DRUG DEALER 104 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,305 IF HE IS HOLDING, IT WILL BE 105 00:03:59,372 --> 00:03:59,939 ABOUT THE MORNING-AFTER PILL. 106 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:00,206 [LAUGHTER] 107 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:04,110 [APPLAUSE] 108 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:07,747 OH, YEAH, IT'S INTERESTING. 109 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,082 THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS, 110 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,250 CLARENCE THOMAS, WHO OF COURSE 111 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,219 IS PART OF THE SIX JUSTICES WHO 112 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,822 VOTED TO OVERTURN ROE VS. WADE, 113 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,890 HE WROTE ANOTHER OPINION, 114 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,225 JOINING THE MAJORITY, BUT ALSO 115 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,294 SAYING, WE ARE NOT DONE YET, 116 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:21,628 BASICALLY. 117 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,129 HE SAID, WATCH OUT, NOW, THEY 118 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,598 ARE GOING TO GO AFTER BIRTH 119 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:25,865 CONTROL. 120 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,333 THEY ARE GOING TO GO AFTER 121 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:27,634 GAY RIGHTS. 122 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,536 HE SEEMS TO WANT TO REVERSE ALL 123 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,170 E SOCIAL ADVANCES WE HAVE HAD 124 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:32,739 IN THE LAST 50 YEARS. 125 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,875 EVERYTHING EXCEPT INTERRACIAL 126 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:36,576 MARRIAGE. 127 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,244 I DON'T KNOW, SOMEHOW THAT ONE 128 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:38,578 SLIP THROUGH. 129 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,681 [APPLAUSE] 130 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,651 OH, NO. 131 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:47,787 WE ARE GOING TO BE LIVING IN TWO 132 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:48,421 VERY DISTINCT AMERICAS. 133 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,990 WELL, IT IS GOING TO BE LIKE 134 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:52,058 WITH WEED. 135 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,059 YOU KNOW, THAT IS NOT LEGAL IN 136 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,394 EVERY STATE. 137 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,429 THAT IS GOING TO BE THE SAME 138 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,131 THING WITH ABORTION, YOU HAVE TO 139 00:04:58,197 --> 00:04:58,931 BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT STATE 140 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,968 YOU ARE IN, BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU 141 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,936 GET STONED. 142 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:04,203 [LAUGHTER] 143 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,572 I DO. 144 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,175 AND BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU GET 145 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:09,375 BONED. 146 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:14,147 [APPLAUSE] 147 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:14,881 OH, YEAH. 148 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,617 IT'S GOING TO BE STATE-BY-STATE. 149 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,686 IF YOU ARE IN LOUISIANA, THE 150 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,088 SLOGAN IS "WHAT HAPPENS IN THE 151 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,824 WOMB, STAYS IN THE WOMB." 152 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,259 [LAUGHTER] 153 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:29,228 CALIFORNIA, IT'S GOING TO BE 154 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:29,829 "COME PREGNANT, LEAVE HAPPY." 155 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:35,668 [APPLAUSE] 156 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,503 BUT WE CAN'T FORGET, THIS WAS 157 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,038 ALSO THE WEEK WHERE WE HAD MORE 158 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,673 HEARINGS FOR THE JANUARY 6TH 159 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,507 HEARINGS ABOUT THE ATTEMPT TO 160 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:42,275 OVERTURN THE ELECTION, AND IT IS 161 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:44,477 PRETTY AMAZING. 162 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:45,778 TRUMP'S PLAN, DID YOU SEE THIS, 163 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,147 THIS ALL CAME OUT THIS WEEK, 164 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:49,048 TRYING TO SUBVERT THE JUSTICE 165 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,217 DEPARTMENT, HIS PLAN WAS TO 166 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,351 SECRETLY REPLACE BIDEN ELECTORS 167 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:54,821 WITH TRUMP ELECTORS. 168 00:05:54,887 --> 00:06:00,159 AN IDEA HE GOT FROM AN AD FOR 169 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:00,393 FOLDERS. 170 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:05,665 [APPLAUSE] 171 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,167 AND SOME OF THE TESTIMONY, JUST 172 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:09,435 RIVETING, FROM THESE PEOPLE WHO 173 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,070 ARE ALMOST ALL REPUBLICANS, 174 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:11,537 TESTIFYING ABOUT THIS. 175 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,706 ONE OF THEM WAS AN ELECTION 176 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,274 OFFICIAL IN GEORGIA, JUST TRYING 177 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:17,176 TO DO HER JOB, NAMED SHANE MOSS. 178 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,712 SHE GOT SO MANY DEATH THREATS 179 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,681 JUST FOR DOING HER JOB, SHE HAD 180 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:24,250 TO QUIT HER JOB AND GO INTO 181 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:27,153 HIDING, WHAT REPUBLICANS CALL 182 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:27,754 PLAN A. 183 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:32,091 [APPLAUSE] 184 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:35,061 DID YOU SEE THIS GUY, RUSTY 185 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,062 BOWERS? 186 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,464 NO ONE WATCHES THE NEWS AT MY 187 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,099 SHOW? 188 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,636 OKAY, ANYWAY. 189 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:46,072 ANYWAY, TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT FOR 190 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,574 ABOUT FOUR YEARS, KIDS. 191 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,310 [LAUGHTER] 192 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:52,712 ANYWAY, RUSTY BOWERS -- [LAUGHS] 193 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,480 HE IS THE ARIZONA OFFICIAL, A 194 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,548 DYED IN THE WOOL REPUBLICAN, 195 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,550 LOVE TRUMP, THOUGHT HE DID 196 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:58,251 EVERYTHING GREAT EXCEPT WHEN 197 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:00,419 TRUMP ASKED HIM TO THROW THE 198 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:01,420 ELECTION, HE SAID THAT, I CANNOT 199 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:01,587 DO. 200 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,223 HE SAID, MY FAITH WILL NOT ALLOW 201 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:04,390 IT. 202 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,025 THE NEXT DAY HE SAID, IF TRUMP 203 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,861 RUNS AGAIN, I'D VOTE FOR HIM. 204 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,697 PROVING, AS I HAVE ALWAYS SAID, 205 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,465 FAITH IS BULLSHIT. 206 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,667 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. 207 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:16,435 WE HAVE KATIE AND 208 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:17,336 ANDREW SULLIVAN. 209 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:19,105 BUT FIRST UP, SHE IS A COLUMNIST 210 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,274 WITH "THE WASHINGTON POST," THE 211 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:23,075 AUTHOR OF "RETHINKING SEX: A 212 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:23,843 PROVOCATION," CHRISTINE EMBA IS 213 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:24,177 HERE WITH US. 214 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:27,446 [APPLAUSE] 215 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:27,847 HELLO. 216 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:28,848 GREAT TO MEET YOU. 217 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:31,317 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 218 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,418 PLEASURE. 219 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:33,920 ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU ARE HERE ON 220 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:35,488 AN INTERESTING DAY, WHEN THE 221 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:36,222 ABORTION RULING CAME OUT, SO I'M 222 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,390 GOING TO ASK YOU RIGHT ABOUT 223 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:40,827 THAT, FIRST OF ALL, WHAT ARE 224 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:41,160 YOUR THOUGHTS? 225 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,663 WHERE WAS YOUR HEAD TODAY? 226 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:45,665 >> Christine: CRAZY DAY TO BE 227 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,133 ON THE SHOW TALKING ABOUT SEX. 228 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:47,667 >> Bill: SUPREME COURT IS 229 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,735 RETHINKING SEX, THAT IS THE NAME 230 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,471 OF YOUR BOOK, THEY ARE, DON'T DO 231 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:52,905 IT. 232 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:53,506 >> Christine: WE WERE WARNED 233 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,309 THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEN THE DRAFT 234 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,277 WAS LEAKED, BUT WE WERE STILL 235 00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:58,778 SHOCKED THE COURT WOULD 236 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,380 BASICALLY TOTALLY OVERRULE THE 237 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:02,882 GENERAL WILL OF THE AMERICAN 238 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:03,115 PEOPLE. 239 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,451 YOU KNOW, TRUST IN THE COURTS IS 240 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,919 AT AN ALL-TIME LOW AND IT IS 241 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,689 DEFINITELY GOING TO NOSEDIVE NO 242 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:10,223 NOW. 243 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:11,924 >> Bill: WILL IT CHANGE THE 244 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,693 LIVES OF A LOT OF PEOPLE YOU 245 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:14,093 KNOW, YOU THINK? 246 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,494 >> Christine: YOU KNOW, I 247 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,128 DON'T KNOW THAT IT WILL BECAUSE 248 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:20,266 I THINK WOMEN WHO ARE LIVING IN 249 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,168 MAJOR URBAN CENTERS, I'M FROM 250 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:22,702 WASHINGTON, D.C., WHO ARE 251 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:24,570 WEALTHY AND HAVE RESOURCES WILL 252 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,506 ALWAYS BE ABLE TO GET AN 253 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:27,907 ABORTION, FRANKLY. 254 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:28,841 >> Bill: ESPECIALLY SINCE IT 255 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:29,876 IS DONE NOW BY A PILL. 256 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:31,777 >> Christine: YEAH. 257 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,880 I AM MORE WORRIED FOR WOMEN WHO 258 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,514 ARE POOR, WHO DON'T HAVE THE 259 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,115 RESOURCES, WHO LIVE IN ALL OF 260 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,451 THESE STATES WHERE TRIGGER LAWS 261 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:40,152 ARE GOING TO BE TAKING AWAY 262 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:40,720 THEIR RIGHTS IMMEDIATELY. 263 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,255 I THINK IT IS KIND OF BACKWARDS, 264 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,023 RIGHT? 265 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,658 >> Bill: IT IS INTERESTING THE 266 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:46,859 COUNTRY IS MOVING IN TWO VERY 267 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:47,727 DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. 268 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:51,964 YOU ARE HERE TO PLUG A BOOK, 269 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:52,665 LET'S DO IT. 270 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,133 I'M FASCINATED BY THIS AND BUY 271 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,069 YOUR BOOK, SPECIFICALLY. 272 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,137 I MEAN, "RETHINKING SEX." 273 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,405 YOU CANNOT EVEN BROACH THE 274 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:02,174 SUBJECT ABOUT "RETHINKING SEX" 275 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:05,711 IN THE YEAR 202022 WITHOUT FOR 276 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:06,579 INTRODUCING IDEA TECHNOLOGY 277 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:07,246 APPEARED >> Christine: 278 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:08,447 ABSOLUTELY. 279 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,316 >> Bill: I'VE SET IT ON THE 280 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,351 SHOW, THE THING THAT REALLY 281 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:12,952 CHANGES HUMANS IS TECHNOLOGY, 282 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:16,255 FROM THE WHEEL, TO THE COTTON 283 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:18,858 GIN, TO THE iPHONE, HUMANS 284 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:22,895 JUST CAN'T RESIST, YOU KNOW, 285 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,297 TECHNOLOGY GETS TWO PARTS OF US 286 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:25,364 THAT ARE GREEDY OR SELFISH OR 287 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,300 PART OF OUR LIVES OR BRAIN, WE 288 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:29,969 ARE JUST NOT THAT ADVANCED, 289 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:33,239 AND WE CAN'T RESIST. 290 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,175 FROM WHEN I WAS DATING, THE IDEA 291 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,611 OF DATING, MOST PEOPLE DON'T 292 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,579 DATE, MEET SOMEBODY IN PERSON. 293 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,915 THEY ARE ACTUALLY AFRAID OF IT. 294 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:43,749 IT'S THREATENING. 295 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:46,552 IF A GUY COMES UP TO YOU IN A 296 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:46,886 COFFEE SHOP. 297 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:47,853 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MEET THEM 298 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,023 OVER THE PHONE FIRST. 299 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:51,524 [LAUGHTER] 300 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,825 RIGHT? 301 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:53,759 AM I WRONG ABOUT THIS? 302 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:54,660 >> Christine: I DON'T KNOW IF 303 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:54,994 THAT IS TRUE. 304 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:59,432 [APPLAUSE] 305 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,167 SO, I THINK YOU ARE ONTO 306 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,902 SOMETHING THERE, BUT IT IS A 307 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,437 LITTLE MIXED, YOU ACTUALLY. 308 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:06,238 YES, MY GENERATION HAS A LOT OF 309 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,006 SORT OF ANXIETY ABOUT TALKING TO 310 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,275 PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. 311 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,043 BUT SOME OF IT FEELS A LITTLE 312 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:11,911 WARRANTED. 313 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,245 YOU KNOW, IN "RETHINKING SEX," 314 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,114 INTERVIEWED THIS ONE YOUNG GUY 315 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,315 WHO TALKED ABOUT HOW HE WOULD 316 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,484 ASK SOMEONE OUT AT WORK, BUT HE 317 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,187 SAID IT WAS LIKE HANDING SOMEONE 318 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,054 A LOADED SHOTGUN. 319 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:22,621 >> Bill: RIGHT. 320 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:23,222 >> Christine: BECAUSE HE 321 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,690 THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE READ AS 322 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:25,324 HARASSMENT, AND AFTER THE PAST 323 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,560 COUPLE OF YEARS, HE WAS LIKE, I 324 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,496 DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO THERE. 325 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,231 AND, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A GUY WHO 326 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,466 IS ACTUALLY A CONSCIENTIOUS 327 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:33,699 PERSON. 328 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:34,867 HE IS TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT 329 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:35,101 THING. 330 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,168 HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET IN 331 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:36,402 TROUBLE. 332 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,438 IT IS JUST THAT THE NORMS ARE SO 333 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,907 UNCLEAR, YOU KNOW, ANYTHING 334 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:42,341 COULD BE A PROBLEM. 335 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,510 SO YOU GO TO A DATING APP, 336 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:45,411 RIGHT, BECAUSE IF SOMEONE SIGNED 337 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,912 UP TO BE ON A DATING APP, YOU 338 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,381 KNOW THEY ARE LOOKING FOR DATES, 339 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,017 SO YOU CAN ASK THEM OUT -- 340 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,318 >> Bill: WELL, THE MEN ARE 341 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,253 LOOKING FOR SEX. 342 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:54,587 [LAUGHTER] 343 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:55,254 RIGHT? 344 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,555 >> Christine: THEY ARE LOOKING 345 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:57,490 FOR SOMETHING ROMANTIC IN 346 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:57,723 NATURE. 347 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,725 >> Bill: KNOW... 348 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,228 NO, AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM. 349 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,362 THE WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR 350 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,631 SOMETHING ROMANTIC IN NATURE. 351 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,699 THE NATURE OF HUMANS HAS NOT 352 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,335 CHANGED IN 50 YEARS SINCE I 353 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:09,769 STARTED. 354 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,705 I SWEAR TO GOD IT HASN'T. 355 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:13,472 I KNOW SOME THINGS HAVE CHANGED 356 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,207 AND IT IS GREAT, WE ARE ALL MORE 357 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,243 FREE TO BE WHO WE REALLY ARE, 358 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,111 NOT EVERYBODY IS JUST 359 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:19,645 HETEROSEXUAL. 360 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:20,513 MOST PEOPLE ARE HETEROSEXUAL. 361 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,416 AND OF THOSE, WOMEN STILL WANT 362 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,583 ROMANCE. 363 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,386 AND MEN WANT SEX. 364 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,789 THEY MAY WANT ROMANCE, TOO. 365 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,993 PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT. 366 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:34,527 [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] 367 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,661 BUT LET'S GO BACK TO THIS GUY AT 368 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,363 THE OFFICE WAS AFRAID TO GO UP 369 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,798 TO THE GIRL, WHERE DO YOU MOSTLY 370 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,433 PUT THE BLAME FOR THAT? 371 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,034 BECAUSE THAT IS A TRAGEDY. 372 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:42,868 FOR BOTH OF THEM. 373 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,203 >> Christine: IT IS A TRAGEDY 374 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:44,603 FOR BOTH OF THEM. 375 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,473 I MEAN, ONE OF THE THINGS THAT 376 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,674 FEELS SO UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THIS 377 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,077 IS BOTH MEN AND WOMEN WANT TO 378 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:51,877 CONNECT WITH EACH OTHER. 379 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:52,411 >> Bill: RIGHT. 380 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,579 >> Christine: BOTH PEOPLE WANT 381 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,180 TO MEET AND IN FACT, THERE ARE 382 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,316 SO MANY WOMEN WHO WISH THAT THEY 383 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,185 COULD BE ASKED OUT IN PERSON, 384 00:11:59,251 --> 00:11:59,852 MEET SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW, THROUGH 385 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:03,189 A MEDIUM THAT IS NOT SORT OF 386 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:03,823 SWIPING LEFT AND RIGHT UNTIL THE 387 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,825 END OF YOUR DAYS. 388 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:06,392 SO, THERE IS A LACK OF 389 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,196 CONNECTION ON BOTH SIDES THAT IS 390 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,497 HURTING BOTH PEOPLE. 391 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,399 AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK A LOT OF 392 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,301 THIS DOES FEEL LIKE A LITTLE BIT 393 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,703 OF A BACKLASH TO, YOU KNOW, WHAT 394 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,505 FELT LIKE AN OVERREACH OF THE 395 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,139 ME TOO MOVEMENT SOMETIMES. 396 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,308 TO BE CLEAR, THAT MOVEMENT WAS 397 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,543 REALLY NECESSARY, BUT AGAIN, IT 398 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,745 UPSET A LOT OF NORMS, AND 399 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,347 POST-SEXUAL REVOLUTION, THE 400 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,282 NORMS WERE ALREADY UNCLEAR, WITH 401 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,418 SEX SEEMINGLY ALWAYS ON THE 402 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,519 TABLE, YOU KNOW, BOTH WOMEN 403 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,421 COULD BE AFRAID, AND NOW MEN 404 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,689 EXPECTED TOO MUCH FROM SOME. 405 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,290 >> Bill: AND THAT CERTAINLY IS 406 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:38,491 VALID. 407 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,259 I'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE 408 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,660 TECHNOLOGY, THOUGH, AS THE MAIN 409 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,963 THING. 410 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,131 BECAUSE YOU GAVE SOMETHING TO 411 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,665 MEN WHO WERE GOING TO BE LAZY BY 412 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,667 NATURE. 413 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,301 RIGHT? 414 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,337 [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] 415 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:56,942 I MEAN, YOU PUT PORN -- I MEAN, 416 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,377 PORN, I HAVE BEEN A LIBERTINE MY 417 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,146 WHOLE LIFE, BUT I HAVE ALWAYS 418 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,115 SAID, PORN, MODERN PORN, IS NOT 419 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:03,349 BENIGN. 420 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,751 IT IS NOT BENIGN. 421 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,119 I MEAN, IT IS GROSS. 422 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,955 I DON'T GET IT. 423 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:12,491 IT'S NOT MY GENERATION. 424 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,027 I MEAN, IT IS AY, IT IS 425 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,296 DOMINEERING, IT IS DEMEANING. 426 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,298 AND THIS IS WHAT GUYS LEARN 427 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:19,865 FROM. 428 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:24,470 I LEARNED FROM THE GYM TEACHER. 429 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:28,073 [LAUGHTER] 430 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,410 [APPLAUSE] 431 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,181 REALLY. 432 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:36,515 HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY 433 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,750 THAT IS SO POPULAR. 434 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,885 I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUNNY. 435 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:40,586 WE HAD HEALTH CLASS TAUGHT BY 436 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,521 THE GYM TEACHER. 437 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,723 BUT IT WAS A LOT MORE 438 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,126 RESPONSIBLE THAN WHAT YOU SEE ON 439 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,328 THE PHONE AND WHAT KIDS CAN LOOK 440 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,729 AT. 441 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,465 I NEVER SAW ANYTHING RACIER THAN 442 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,935 "I DREAM OF JEANNIE." 443 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:56,202 [LAUGHTER] 444 00:13:56,268 --> 00:14:00,005 THAT'S WHAT I GOT. 445 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:02,741 I WASN'T MASTURBATING IN GYM 446 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:02,942 CLASS. 447 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,144 [LAUGHTER] 448 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,780 WHAT'S MY QUESTION? 449 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,648 [LAUGHTER] 450 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:10,449 OKAY, MEN. 451 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,151 YOU GAVE THEM -- LOOK, YOU WANT 452 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:12,384 ROMANCE. 453 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,988 YOU GAVE THEM SOMETHING -- AND 454 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,591 THEN, LIKE, THE DATING APPS. 455 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,593 LIKE TINDER, IT IS NOT GOOD FOR 456 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:21,327 WOMEN. 457 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,461 WOMEN CANNOT BE LIKING THIS, 458 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,063 BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT JUST A 459 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,197 QUICK THING. 460 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:25,998 THAT NEVER CHANGED, RIGHT? 461 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,800 >> Christine: YOU KNOW, I 462 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,001 THINK THAT IS THE CASE FOR A LOT 463 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:29,668 OF WOMEN. 464 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:30,536 I WILL TELL YOU ANOTHER STORY 465 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,737 FROM THE BOOK. 466 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,639 I WAS AT A PARTY -- YOU WRITE A 467 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,340 BOOK ABOUT SEX, PEOPLE WANT TO 468 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,809 TALK TO YOU ABOUT THEIR SEX 469 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,576 LIVES. 470 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,445 AND THIS WOMAN, YOU KNOW, WAS 471 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:40,646 TELLING ME ABOUT THIS GUY SHE 472 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,647 WAS DATING. 473 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,715 HE WAS REALLY GREAT, YOU KNOW, 474 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:45,317 IT IS HARD TO MEET SOMEONE, BUT 475 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,220 HE CHOKES HER DURING SEX, AND 476 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,788 SHE CONSENTED TO IT, OSTENSIBLY, 477 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:50,856 BUT SHE DIDN'T REALLY LIKE IT, 478 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,458 AND SHE WANTED TO KNOW, YOU 479 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,860 KNOW, IS THAT OKAY? 480 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:55,461 AND, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS ASKING 481 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,796 WHETHER IT WAS OKAY FOR HER TO 482 00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:59,231 NOT LIKE BEING CHOKED BY A 483 00:14:59,298 --> 00:14:59,498 STRANGER? 484 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,735 AND ALSO, YOU KNOW, THE FACT 485 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:03,335 THAT SHE CONSENTED MADE IT SO 486 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,505 SHE COULDN'T COMPLAIN, AND I 487 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,873 THOUGHT THAT WAS INCREDIBLY SAD, 488 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,608 YOU KNOW, WE FOCUS SO MUCH ON 489 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,778 WHAT PEOPLE AGREE TO, THAT WOMEN 490 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,446 HAVE TO -- WOMEN AND MEN HAVE TO 491 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:15,381 CONSENT TO SOMETHING, AND ONCE 492 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,750 YOU HAVE CONSENTED TO IT, YOU 493 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:18,450 KNOW, EVERYTHING AFTER THAT IS 494 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,819 KIND OF OKAY. 495 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,988 BUT ACTUALLY, CONSENT IS A 496 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:23,589 FLOOR, YOU KNOW, IT IS NOT A 497 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,957 CEILING. 498 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:25,591 WE NEED TO ACTUALLY HAVE JUST 499 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,659 KNOW MY JUDGMENT. 500 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,828 [APPLAUSE] 501 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,030 >> Bill: I REMEMBER READING 502 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:31,597 THAT IN THE BOOK. 503 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,767 LIKE SO MANY THINGS IN THE BOOK. 504 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,669 THIS IS JUST A GENERATIONAL 505 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:36,969 THING. 506 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,404 I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A DEMEANING 507 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:42,675 WAY, BUT IT MADE ME GO, DUH, 508 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:43,442 BECAUSE MY GENERATION, THAT 509 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,777 WOULDN'T EVEN BE A THING. 510 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,313 OF COURSE CONSENT IS JUST A 511 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:47,846 FLOOR. 512 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:50,049 YOUR GENERATION GREW UP WITH SO 513 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,050 MUCH OF THIS GROSS SHIT. 514 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,818 THIS CHOKING STUFF, THAT COMES 515 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:53,218 FROM FOREIGN. 516 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,186 THAT IS WHERE GUYS LEARN HOW TO 517 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,355 HAVE SEX? 518 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,390 IT NEVER EVEN OCCURRED TO ME TO 519 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,425 CHOKE SOMEONE, OR WHY I WOULD 520 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:02,061 WANT TO, OR WHY THAT WOULD BE 521 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,595 CONSIDERED SEXY. 522 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,064 OH, SHE CAN'T BREATHE, SEXY. 523 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:05,331 [LAUGHTER] 524 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:09,868 I DON'T EVEN GET IT. 525 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,171 THIS OBSESSION THAT THEY HAVE 526 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:15,574 WITH ANAL, DO THESE KIDS EVEN 527 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,776 KNOW THERE IS A REGINA THERE? 528 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:18,210 [APPLAUSE] 529 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:23,282 I DON'T GET THAT, EITHER. 530 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,583 I DON'T GET THAT, EITHER. 531 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,786 BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT THEY 532 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:31,056 WERE SAYING, LIKE 50 YEARS AGO, 533 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,391 THAT THE WOMEN'S LIBERATION 534 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,492 MOVEMENT WAS ACTUALLY CAUSING 535 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:37,062 WOMEN MORE MISERY, SORT OF LIKE 536 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,198 GIVING MEN THIS THING, I MEAN, 537 00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,632 WOMEN ARE ALWAYS THE 538 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:41,367 GATEKEEPERS. 539 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:42,868 WE CAN'T BOTH BE SLUTS, YOU 540 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,236 KNOW? 541 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,003 RIGHT? 542 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,004 AND I DON'T THINK THAT HAS 543 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:46,438 CHANGED. 544 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,006 IT IS PART OF WHAT YOUR BOOK IS 545 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,809 SAYING, RIGHT? 546 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:51,577 SLUT PRIDE? 547 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,579 THAT WOMEN HAVE, OH, WE CAN DO 548 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,647 JUST WITH THE MEN DOES, IT 549 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:56,482 DOESN'T CONFORM WITH YOUR -- I'M 550 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,752 SORRY, THE DNA. 551 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:00,786 YOU ARE NOT -- [LAUGHS] 552 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,488 YOU ARE NOT THE SLUTS. 553 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,124 [APPLAUSE] 554 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,760 >> Christine: THANK YOU. 555 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,061 [LAUGHS] 556 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:09,595 >> Bill: RIGHT? 557 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:10,596 >> Christine: YEAH, THIS IS 558 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:11,263 ONE OF THE THINGS 559 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,097 "RETHINKING SEX" IS REALLY 560 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:15,667 ABOUT, ACTUALLY, BETWEEN WHAT WE 561 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:16,535 THOUGHT THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT 562 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,003 WOULD BRING IN WHERE WE ENDED 563 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:18,904 UP. 564 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,173 THE ORIGINAL FEMINISTS WERE REAL 565 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:21,673 REVOLUTIONARIES, RIGHT? 566 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,609 THEY WANTED WOMEN TO BE VALUED 567 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,010 AND RESPECTED EQUALLY TO MEN, 568 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,981 BUT ALSO SEEN AS WOMEN, WOMEN, 569 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,349 THIS FEELS TABOO TO SAY 570 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,316 SOMETIMES, ARE DIFFERENT THAN 571 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,419 MEN. 572 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,620 BUT IN THE MODERN MOMENT, IT 573 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,121 ALMOST FEELS LIKE WE HAVE 574 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,489 DEFINED EVERYTHING DOWN, INSTEAD 575 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,690 OF WOMEN BEING RESPECTED AS 576 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,393 WOMEN, WOMEN SHOULD JUST BECOME 577 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,595 LIKE THE WORST KIND OF MAN, 578 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,230 LIKE, AS LIBERTINE, AS MUCH OF A 579 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,198 SLUT, YOU ARE STILL SUPPOSED TO 580 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,633 BE A BOSS BUT NOW IT IS A GIRL 581 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,435 BOSS, SO THAT IS BETTER. 582 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,836 I DON'T THINK THAT IS BETTER FOR 583 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,069 WOMEN. 584 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,238 I DON'T THINK THAT IS SERVING A 585 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,039 LOT OF WOMEN WHILE. 586 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,674 >> Bill: AND IT SHOULDN'T BE 587 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:55,874 TABOO. 588 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,844 TO SAY THAT THERE ARE TWO SEXES, 589 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,880 AND THAT WE ARE DIFFERENT. 590 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:02,181 IT'S INSANE. 591 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:02,448 [APPLAUSE] 592 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,649 ALL RIGHT, IT IS A GREAT BOOK, I 593 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:04,149 HOPE EVERYBODY GETS IT. 594 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,785 THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. 595 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,188 OUR LAST SHOW FOR THE FIRST HALF 596 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,189 OF THE SEASON. 597 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:10,556 CHRISTINE EMBA. 598 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,658 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 599 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:12,925 [APPLAUSE] 600 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,260 ♪ ♪ 601 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:19,097 WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, HUH? 602 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,098 HELLO, YOU TWO. 603 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:20,999 HE'S A BLOGGER OF "THE WEEKLY 604 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:21,633 DISH" ON SUBSTACK AND 605 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,301 AUTHOR OF "OUT ON A LIMB: 606 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,603 SELECTED WRITING, 1989-2021." 607 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,406 PLEASE WELCOME, ANDREW SULLIVAN. 608 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:31,143 [APPLAUSE] 609 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,980 HE IS OUR MOST VIEWED GUEST. 610 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,415 CLOSE. 611 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,082 SHE'S THE CO-HOST OF THE PODCAST 612 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:41,153 "BLOCKED AND REPORTED," 613 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,789 KATIE HERZOG IS WITH US TONIGHT. 614 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,258 BEFORE I TALK TO YOU GUYS, LET 615 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,359 ME PROGRAM NOTE, WE ARE OFF 616 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:51,230 AFTER TONIGHT FOR A MONTH. 617 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,931 THIS CROWD, I COULD SAY ANYTHING 618 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,967 AND THEY MAKE NO NOISE. 619 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:58,270 THEY JUST CURED CANCER. 620 00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,404 [LAUGHTER] 621 00:18:59,471 --> 00:18:59,771 I DON'T KNOW. 622 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,774 GOOD LAFFER'S, BUT OTHER THAN 623 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,076 THAT. 624 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,143 STRANGE FUCKING PEOPLE HERE 625 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:05,611 TONIGHT. 626 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,479 ANYWAY, WE ARE OFF UNTIL 627 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,447 JULY 29TH. 628 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,014 SOME PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTED 629 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,649 ABOUT IT. 630 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:10,916 [LAUGHTER] 631 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,218 WE ARE OFF FOR A MONTH, BUT I 632 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:13,819 WILL BE IN VEGAS ON THE 22ND, 633 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,824 AND YOU CAN ALWAYS LISTEN TO MY 634 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,391 PODCAST. 635 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:19,758 FUCKING AMAZING. 636 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,127 ALSO, I WILL BE DOING DRAG QUEEN 637 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:25,764 STORY UNDER THE NAME "BILLY 638 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,666 MARVELOUS." 639 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,801 [LAUGHTER] 640 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,638 SO, TALK ABOUT A BIG NEWS DAY. 641 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,507 TO SEND ME OFF ON MY ONE MONTH 642 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,476 VACATION. 643 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,645 SO, AS I SAID IN THE MONOLOGUE, 644 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:40,979 IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT THE 645 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:41,446 SUPREME COURT, RIGHT? 646 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,615 THIS IS SOMETHING CONSERVATIVES 647 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,950 HAVE GOTTEN FOR THE LONGEST 648 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,250 TIME. 649 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,518 THEY PLAY THE LONG GAME. 650 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,986 THEY KNEW THIS FROM THE 651 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:48,253 BEGINNING. 652 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,288 IT'S ABOUT GETTING THE COURT. 653 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,024 THAT IS WHERE THE POWER IS. 654 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,358 THEY PUT SIX CATHOLICS ON THE 655 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:53,559 COURT. 656 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,193 I'M NOT GOING TO BLAME YOU 657 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,028 PERSONALLY, ANDREW, BECAUSE YOU 658 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:59,364 ARE CATHOLIC AND YOU DEFEND 659 00:19:59,431 --> 00:19:59,932 CATHOLICS, BUT I BLAME IT ON 660 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:00,098 YOU. 661 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:05,637 [APPLAUSE] 662 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,339 >> Andrew: I THINK YOU ARE 663 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,140 GIVING THE REPUBLICANS MORE 664 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:09,608 CREDIT THAN THEY DESERVE IN 665 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:09,908 THIS. 666 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,677 IT WAS LUCK, TO SOME EXTENT. 667 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,645 IF HILLARY CLINTON HAD ONE BACK 668 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,614 IN 2016, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE 669 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:15,881 HAPPENED. 670 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:16,448 IF RUTH BADER GINSBURG HAVE 671 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,450 RESIGNED AND RETIRED WHEN SHE 672 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,384 SHOULD HAVE, THIS PROBABLY 673 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,954 WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 674 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:22,588 THIS IS TRUMP ADDING THREE 675 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,023 PEOPLE TO THIS COURT. 676 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:25,991 IT IS HIS REAL LEGACY. 677 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,193 >> Bill: IT COULD HAVE 678 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:28,860 HAPPENED, EVEN WITH JUST THE 679 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,796 PERSON THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 680 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:31,163 MERRICK GARLAND. 681 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,998 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. 682 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,700 THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO -- AND IF 683 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,001 IT WASN'T THIS TIME, IT WILL BE 684 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:36,868 THE NEXT TIME. 685 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,004 THEY PLAY THE LONG AND THEY KNOW 686 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,138 HOW TO WIN, AND THEY DID. 687 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,473 >> Andrew: IF HILLARY HAD WON, 688 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,908 SHE WOULD HAVE APPOINTED THREE, 689 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,776 TOO, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 690 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:45,243 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 691 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,380 THERE ARE A LOT OF CONTINGENCIE 692 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:48,714 CONTINGENCIES. 693 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:49,348 >> Katie: REPUBLICANS DON'T 694 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:49,982 PLAY PURITY POLITICS THE WAY 695 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,283 THOSE OF US ON THE LEFT TO DO, 696 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,619 AS YOU MENTIONED IN YOUR 697 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:56,188 MONOLOGUE, RUSTY BOWERS, A GUY 698 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,489 WHOSE LIFE WAS RUINED BY 699 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,423 DONALD TRUMP STILL SAID HE WOULD 700 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,324 VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE 701 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,826 FOR HIM THE PRINCIPLE WAS MORE 702 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:01,827 IMPORTANT THAN THE INDIVIDUAL, 703 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,161 WHEREAS THOSE OF US ON THE LEFT 704 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:03,996 ARE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT 705 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,330 CANDIDATE AND THERE IS NO 706 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:05,931 PERFECT CANDIDATE SO A LOT OF 707 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,733 PEOPLE STAY HOME, AND THIS IS 708 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:08,066 WHAT YOU GET. 709 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:15,007 [APPLAUSE] 710 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:15,607 >> Bill: SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING 711 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,843 TO DO NOW? 712 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,145 WE ARE BASICALLY LIVING IN LIKE 713 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:20,946 TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. 714 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,347 THERE ARE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD 715 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:22,914 LIKE THIS, ISRAEL CERTAINLY 716 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,918 COMES TO MIND, AS SORT OF, YOU 717 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,020 KNOW, ALMOST OFFICIALLY AN 718 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:28,453 APARTHEID COUNTRY. 719 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,555 IT COULD BECOME ONE. 720 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,790 BELGIUM. 721 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:32,791 I MEAN, I AM A DEFENDER OF 722 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:33,458 ISRAEL, I DON'T MEAN THAT IS 723 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:37,396 THEIR FAULT, BUT IT IS A 724 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:37,929 COMPLICATED SITUATION. 725 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:38,497 BELGIUM, YOU KNOW, THEY HATE 726 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:42,601 EACH OTHER, THE FLANDERS AND 727 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,636 WHOEVER THEY ARE. 728 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:45,303 THEY DON'T TALK. 729 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:46,705 CZECHOSLOVAKIA DIVIDED, LIKE YOU 730 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:50,709 TAKE SLOVAKIA, WE WILL TAKE 731 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,678 CZECH, BUT AMERICA CAN'T DO 732 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:52,878 THAT. 733 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,513 WE ARE GOING TO BE LIVING IN 734 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,614 THAT KIND OF COUNTRY. 735 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:56,415 >> Andrew: WE HAVE ALWAYS 736 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,015 LIVED IN THAT COUNTRY. 737 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,850 IT IS FEDERALISM. 738 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,419 IF YOU THINK ALABAMA IS ALWAYS 739 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,020 GOING TO HAVE THE SAME POLITICS 740 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:06,992 AS ILLINOIS OR OREGON, -- 741 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:07,726 >> Bill: SAME LAWS. 742 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:08,427 >> Andrew: THIS DECISION TO 743 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:08,894 THE STATES. 744 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,628 THAT IS THE GENIUS OF THE 745 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,596 AMERICAN SYSTEM. 746 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,565 IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ONE 747 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:14,733 CONSISTENT NATIONAL OPINION ON 748 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,200 EVERYTHING. 749 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,001 WE WOULD GO CRAZY. 750 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,569 >> Bill: NOT TALKING ABOUT 751 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:18,537 OPINIONS, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 752 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:18,737 LAWS. 753 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:21,039 >> Katie: THE PROBLEM IS THE 754 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,207 PENDULUM IS SWINGING FURTHER AND 755 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:22,941 FURTHER TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT, 756 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,710 SO EVERY TIME THE RIGHT PASSES 757 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,245 SOME DRACONIAN BILL, WHETHER 758 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,280 ABOUT ABORTION OR TRANS KIDS OR 759 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,182 SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THE LEFT 760 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,316 DOES AND GOES THE OPPOSITE. 761 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:32,050 THERE IS NO CENTER. 762 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:32,918 >> Bill: THERE IS NO -- THERE 763 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:34,286 IS NO CENTER. 764 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:40,792 [APPLAUSE] 765 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:41,760 >> Andrew: AMERICA UNTIL TODAY 766 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,730 IS THE ONLY WESTERN COUNTRY TO 767 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:45,163 HAVE ABORTION AS A 768 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,599 CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT. 769 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,568 NO OTHER -- NOT EVEN CANADA, NOT 770 00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,536 GERMANY, NOT ANY OF THE OTHER 771 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:52,504 LIBERAL COUNTRIES, THEY DID IT 772 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:53,839 BY DEMOCRATIC RULE, AND THE 773 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:55,006 CONGRESS COULD DO IT TODAY. 774 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:56,808 IF THEY WANTED TO PASS A LAW 775 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,444 SAYING ABORTION IS LEGAL IN 776 00:22:59,511 --> 00:22:59,811 EVERY STATE. 777 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:00,846 BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE VOTES, 778 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:05,617 BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY IS DIVIDED. 779 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,986 THIS CASE THAT FORCED THIS 780 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,255 DECISION, DOBBS, WAS A CASE THAT 781 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:10,856 SAID ABORTION SHOULD BE LEGAL 782 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:12,190 FOR 15 WEEKS. 783 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:15,427 DO YOU KNOW -- DO YOU KNOW WHAT 784 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,362 THE LEGAL LIMIT IN GERMANY IS? 785 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:17,829 >> Bill: I KNOW -- 786 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,731 >> Andrew: 12 WEEKS. 787 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,734 >> Katie: THEY ALSO HAVE 788 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:23,068 HEALTH CARE. 789 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:23,535 [APPLAUSE] 790 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:24,736 >> Andrew: THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH. 791 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:25,403 >> Katie: WOMEN ARE MORE 792 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,605 LIKELY TO FIND OUT THEY ARE 793 00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:27,272 PREGNANT, THEY ARE MORE LIKELY 794 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,140 TO HAVE ACCESS TO THE THINGS 795 00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:30,609 THEY NEED TO GET AN ABORTION. 796 00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:31,676 >> Andrew: BUT THEY HAGGLE IT 797 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:32,611 OUT AND COME TO A COMPROMISE 798 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,679 WITH SOME RESTRICTIONS AND SOME 799 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:35,347 FREEDOMS. 800 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:36,982 >> Bill: THAT'S WHAT I'M 801 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:37,783 TALKING ABOUT. 802 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,985 THERE IS NO THE TEXAS REPUBLICAN 803 00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:40,719 PARTY HAD THEIR CONVENTION THIS 804 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:40,919 WEEK. 805 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,988 AMONG THE THINGS, THEY SAID -- I 806 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:46,391 MEAN, SOME WERE FAIRLY 807 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,926 PREDICTABLE FOR A RED STATE 808 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:48,860 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION THAT THE 809 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:49,995 LAST ELECTION IS NOT LEGITIMATE, 810 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:53,064 WHICH WE GET USE TO, WHICH IS 811 00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,133 OUTRAGEOUS. 812 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,568 SECESSION. 813 00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:57,068 COMPLETELY ON THE TABLE. 814 00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:57,803 >> Katie: GO FOR IT. 815 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:01,106 GET RID OF TEXAS. 816 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:01,373 [APPLAUSE] 817 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:03,508 >> Bill: NO, NO. 818 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:07,879 IT IS A BULLSHIT ARGUMENT. 819 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:08,180 AUSTIN, TOO? 820 00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:09,681 >> Katie: THEY CAN TAKE 821 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:09,915 AUSTIN. 822 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:12,184 >> Bill: I'M SORRY, I GUESS 823 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,119 YOU ARE KIDDING, I HOPE YOU ARE 824 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,854 KIDDING, BECAUSE IT IS NOT 825 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:16,788 POSSIBLE -- 826 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:17,689 >> Katie: IT'S NEVER GOING TO 827 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:17,923 HAPPEN. 828 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:18,857 >> Bill: I DON'T KNOW FROM 829 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,392 HALF THE COUNTRY, I READ LAST 830 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,593 WEEK AND A POLL, THINKS THEY 831 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,795 WILL SEE A CIVIL WAR IN THEIR 832 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:24,329 LIFETIME. 833 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,631 AND THAT HALF, I THINK A LOT OF 834 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:28,366 THEM SEE A CIVIL WAR ARE ROOTING 835 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:28,700 FOR ONE. 836 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:29,634 I THINK A LOT OF THEM ARE 837 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,803 ACTUALLY ROOTING FOR IT. 838 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:32,871 WHATEVER IT IS, THEY ALSO -- 839 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:36,074 LISTEN TO THIS. 840 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,609 HOMOSEXUALITY, THEY SAID, IS AN 841 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:38,043 ABNORMAL LIFESTYLE. 842 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:41,847 SO WE ARE BACK TO THE '80s ON 843 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:42,047 THAT? 844 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:43,748 THIS IS THE COUNTRY THEY WANT. 845 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,150 CLARENCE THOMAS PUT IT IN THE 846 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:45,951 RULING TODAY. 847 00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:46,518 WE ARE GOING BACK -- AND I'M 848 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,453 TELLING YOU, THIS IS TWO 849 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,589 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. 850 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,757 >> Andrew: YEAH, BUT ON THE 851 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,192 ISSUES LIKE ABORTION, LET'S TAKE 852 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,595 THAT, THIS IS ACTUALLY A GREAT 853 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,763 OPPORTUNITY FOR LIBERALS, 854 00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,097 PRO-CHOICERS. 855 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,031 THE COUNTRY IS NOT IN FAVOR OF 856 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:02,968 BANNING ALL ABORTION. 857 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:03,401 ONLY 13% WANT THAT. 858 00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:08,206 SO GO OUT THERE, PERSUADE PEOPL 859 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,174 PEOPLE, AND WHAT THIS RULING 860 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:09,808 DOES IS CALLED THE RELIGIOUS 861 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,176 RIGHT'S BLUFF. 862 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,811 THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO 863 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:13,578 SAY THIS IS TERRIBLE, AND MUST 864 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,614 BE BANNED, THEY HAVE NEVER HAD 865 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,581 TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF SUCH 866 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,617 A BAN, AND NOW THEY WILL. 867 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,619 MAKE THE ARGUMENT, BUILD THE 868 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:21,887 COALITIONS, WHEN THE ELECTIONS 869 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,922 IN THE STATES, AND GET 870 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:24,723 PRO-CHOICE POLICIES BACK. 871 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:29,194 [APPLAUSE] 872 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,595 IT'S FEASIBLE, BILL. 873 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,197 AND IN THE MEANTIME, IF THAT IS 874 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,565 YOUR PRINCIPAL, GET OUT THERE. 875 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:35,734 MAKE SURE THAT THESE WOMEN IN 876 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,636 THESE STATES HAVE ACCESS TO 877 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:37,903 ABORTION. 878 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:38,904 FIND THE FUNDING IF THEY NEED IT 879 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,105 TO GO TRAVEL TO GET IT. 880 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:42,707 THERE ARE THINGS YOU CAN DO. 881 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:46,945 [APPLAUSE] 882 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,414 THE COUNTRY AS A WHOLE, LIKE 71% 883 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,416 OF THE COUNTRY, SUPPORTS 884 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:51,783 GAY MARRIAGE. 885 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,752 THE TEXAS REPUBLICAN PARTY IS 886 00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:53,985 BONKERS. 887 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,553 THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THIS 888 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:55,987 DONE. 889 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,555 SO I THINK DEMOCRACY IS A GREAT 890 00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:57,989 THING. 891 00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,391 THERE ARE EXTREMES, I AGREE WITH 892 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:00,392 YOU ENTIRELY, BILL. 893 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,893 THE RIGHT HAS GONE OFF THE DEEP 894 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,193 END. 895 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,995 THE LEFT HAS GONE OFF THE DEEP 896 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:04,229 END. 897 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,097 WE NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN FIND A 898 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:06,398 CENTER. 899 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:09,267 IT TURNS OUT, BIDEN DOESN'T SEEM 900 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:09,834 TO BE THAT PERSON. 901 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:10,135 [APPLAUSE] 902 00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:12,570 >> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT 903 00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:13,772 THAT. 904 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,540 I SAW YOUR TWEET THIS WEEK, 905 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,008 MAYBE IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY, IT 906 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:17,876 SAID SOMETHING LIKE, WE VOTED 907 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:21,546 FOR BIDEN THINKING HE WAS A 908 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:22,113 COMPETENT CENTRIST, AND HE 909 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,950 TURNED OUT TO BE AN INCOMPETENT 910 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:25,250 EXTREMIST. 911 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,385 THAT IS WHAT YOUR VIEW OF HIM 912 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:27,552 IS? 913 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:29,287 >> Andrew: WELL, IT SEEMS -- I 914 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:29,955 DON'T HOW ELSE TO PUT IT. 915 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:34,326 THIS IS A PERSON WHO HAS 916 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,260 AUTOMATICALLY ABOLISHED 917 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:35,827 BIOLOGICAL SEX AND TITLE IX 918 00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:36,127 REGULATIONS. 919 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:37,295 THIS IS A GUY WHO WANTED TO 920 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,230 SPEND EVEN MORE MONEY THAN WE 921 00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:41,733 SPENT LAST YEAR WHEN WE NOW HAVE 922 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,603 INFLATION SOMEWHERE LIKE 8-9%. 923 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:46,738 IMMIGRATION FROM A MILLION 924 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:47,772 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COME IN AND 925 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:48,773 THE LAST YEAR UNDER BIDEN. 926 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,710 THIS IS NOT A MODERATE 927 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:52,210 PRESIDENCY. 928 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,645 I WISH IT WERE. 929 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:54,212 I VOTED FOR HIM. 930 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,047 BUT HE IS A CAPTIVE OF HIS LEFT 931 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,248 THE WAY SOME OF THESE 932 00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:58,750 REPUBLICANS ARE CAPTIVE OF THEIR 933 00:26:58,817 --> 00:26:58,984 RIGHT. 934 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:00,618 WE NEED PEOPLE TO STAND UP TO 935 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,354 THEIR OWN BASIS, APPEAL TO THE 936 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,188 MIDDLE, AND WIN. 937 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,323 AND I THINK -- I THINK WE ARE 938 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:06,191 COMING TO THE POINT WHERE ALL OF 939 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,159 US ARE SICK OF THIS AS YOU ARE, 940 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:08,960 BILL. 941 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,862 IT IS AN AWFUL, POISONOUS -- 942 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:15,166 [APPLAUSE] 943 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:16,768 IT FEELS LIKE A TOXIC MARRIAGE, 944 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:19,237 WHERE NOW PEOPLE ARE JUST DOING 945 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:19,604 THINGS DESPITE. 946 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:20,438 >> Bill: WELL, IT IS. 947 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:22,073 IT HAS BEEN THAT WAY FOR QUITE A 948 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:22,273 WHILE. 949 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,676 GO BACK TO WHAT YOU SAID -- THE 950 00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:26,644 FIRST THING YOU SAID BIDEN DID, 951 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,546 HE OUTLAWED BIOLOGICAL SEX? 952 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:29,414 >> Andrew: HE SAID IN 953 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,616 TITLE IX, WHICH IS ABOUT 954 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:34,019 COLLEGES, THAT SEX COME AS A 955 00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:36,621 BIOLOGICAL THING, IS NO WONDER G 956 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:36,821 WOMEN. 957 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,723 IT IS ONLY GENDER. 958 00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,692 SO YOU CAN BE A BIOLOGICAL MALE 959 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,595 AND INVOKE THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN. 960 00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:44,996 IN COLLEGES, AND WIN. 961 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:47,198 HE ALSO REMOVED ALL THE DUE 962 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:49,567 PROCESS FOR PEOPLE ACCUSED OF 963 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:50,068 SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 964 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:51,970 HE CREATED ONE, DID NOT GIVE 965 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,004 ACCESS TO ANY OF THE 966 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:53,304 ALLEGATIONS. 967 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:56,207 HE GOT RID OF ANY 968 00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:56,608 CROSS-EXAMINATION. 969 00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,910 HE RETURNED TO THIS ONE SINGLE 970 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:00,245 JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER. 971 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,346 AND WE KNOW THAT LED TO 972 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,415 TOLERABLE ABUSES. 973 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:05,717 THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SEE RIGHT 974 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:06,351 NOW, EVEN ON ABORTION, WHERE HE 975 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,686 IS ANYWHERE NEAR THE CENTER OF 976 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:11,156 WHERE PUBLIC OPINION IS. 977 00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:13,358 >> Bill: WELL, AND THEN THE 978 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:15,260 TRANS ONE, I THINK THIS WEEK, HE 979 00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:17,562 SAID -- I THINK THE QUOTE WAS 980 00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:19,030 "MY ORDER WILL USE THE FULL 981 00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:20,799 FORCE OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 982 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:24,335 TO PREVENT INHUMANE PRACTICES OF 983 00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:25,537 CONVERSION THERAPY." 984 00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:28,173 NOW, I REMEMBER CONVERSION 985 00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:28,840 THERAPY BEING SOMETHING SILLY, I 986 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:32,343 MADE FUN OF IT, ONE OF THE 987 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:33,845 FUNNIEST SCENES IN THE MOVIE. 988 00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:34,546 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER. 989 00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,481 [APPLAUSE] 990 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,317 CONVERSION THERAPY, WHERE THEY 991 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,452 WOULD TAKE A GAY PERSON AND SAY 992 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:41,653 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GAY 993 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:43,555 AND WE ARE GOING TO CONVERT YOU, 994 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:44,989 AND OF COURSE IT WAS SILLY AND 995 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,257 WE LAUGHED THAT ONE OFF THE MAP, 996 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:47,025 I GUESS THE SUPREME COURT IS 997 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,160 GOING TO TRY TO BRING IT BACK, 998 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,161 BUT IT IS A COMPLETE DIFFERENT 999 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,563 ISSUE WITH WHAT HE IS TALKING 1000 00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:52,530 ABOUT HERE WITH TRANS. 1001 00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:53,398 IS THAT RIGHT? 1002 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:54,399 >> Christine: IT IS RIGHT. 1003 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:55,867 >> Bill: WE HAVE ALL THREE GOT 1004 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:56,935 IN TROUBLE PERIODS INTEREST 1005 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,803 INCOME A MAN FROM A LESBIAN, AND 1006 00:28:58,870 --> 00:28:59,804 A STRAIGHT GUY, WE HAVE BOTH 1007 00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:04,042 GOTTEN HELLA SHIT JUST FOR 1008 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:04,309 TALKING. 1009 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,144 THEIR VIEW IS IF YOU DEBATE IT, 1010 00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:07,145 IT IS BIGOTRY AND WE ARE HERE TO 1011 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,313 SAY NO, IT IS NOT, WE ARE GOING 1012 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,849 TO DEBATE IT. 1013 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:14,986 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1014 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,387 >> Katie: WHEN HBO TOLD YOU TO 1015 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:17,956 DO SOMETHING FOR PRIDE MONTH, 1016 00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:18,890 THIS IS PROBABLY NOT WHAT THEY 1017 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:20,325 HAD IN MIND. 1018 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:20,592 [LAUGHTER] 1019 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:25,964 [APPLAUSE] 1020 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:26,731 THIS IS A MISNOMER. 1021 00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:28,366 WHEN IT COMES TO CONVERSION 1022 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,068 THERAPY, WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 1023 00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:31,169 WITH SEXUAL ORIENTATION, AND WE 1024 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:31,503 ALSO KNOW THAT 1025 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,805 SEXUAL ORIENTATION FOR MOST 1026 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,440 PEOPLE, COLLEGE GIRLS BEING THE 1027 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:36,074 EXCEPTION, IS FIXED FROM A VERY 1028 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:39,377 YOUNG AGE. 1029 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,112 GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT -- THE 1030 00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:42,313 EXECUTIVE ORDER YOU'RE TALKING 1031 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,415 ABOUT, BIDEN DID NOT DEFINE WHAT 1032 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:45,049 CONVERSION THERAPY WOULD MEAN 1033 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,618 WHEN IT COMES TO GENDER 1034 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:47,352 IDENTITY, BUT WHAT THIS COULD BE 1035 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:50,522 IS LET'S SAY A CHILD GOES TO A 1036 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:51,756 THERAPIST AND SAYS "I HAVE 1037 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,324 DEPRESSION, AND ALSO I AM 1038 00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:54,359 TRANSFER MY VENDOR DYSPHORIA," 1039 00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:54,993 AND IF THE THERAPIST OR 1040 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:57,896 CLINICIAN SAYS LET'S ADDRESS 1041 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:03,768 THESE POSSIBLY UNDERLYING ISSUEF 1042 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:04,802 GENDER DYSPHORIA, BEFORE JUST 1043 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:05,403 AFFIRMING YOU AND SAYING YES, 1044 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,471 YOU ARE THE SEX, YOU ARE THE 1045 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,907 GENDER YOU WANT TO BE, BUT 1046 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:11,176 START YOU ON A REGIMEN OF 1047 00:30:11,242 --> 00:30:12,310 PUBERTY BLOCKERS AND HORMONES, 1048 00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:13,411 THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED 1049 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:13,845 CONVERSION THERAPY. 1050 00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:15,146 WOULD LIKE TO TALK -- US 1051 00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:16,114 LIBERALS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW 1052 00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:18,750 WE ARE THE PARTY OF SCIENCE. 1053 00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:19,484 WE HAVE A LOT OF DATA ON THIS 1054 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,287 AND THE SCIENCE TELLS US, TALKED 1055 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,923 ABOUT THIS A LOT, MANY, MANY 1056 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,225 CHILDREN WHO PRESENT WITH GENDER 1057 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,326 DYSPHORIA FROM YOUNG AGE DESIST, 1058 00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:30,562 AND OFTEN END UP BEING LIKE US, 1059 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:31,062 GAYS AND LESBIANS. 1060 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:33,331 IT IS A COMPLETE -- CONFLATING 1061 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,099 THESE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT 1062 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:35,833 REALLY SHOULD NOT BE CONFLATED. 1063 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,101 >> Bill: AND ONCE IN A WHILE, 1064 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:37,335 LIKE ME. 1065 00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:40,271 [APPLAUSE] 1066 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:44,576 I AM A FLAGRANT HETEROSEXUAL. 1067 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,110 >> Andrew: I'M JUST WORRIED -- 1068 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,212 >> Bill: BEFORE WE -- JUST TO 1069 00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,013 SAVE YOU HERE, SO YOU DON'T GET 1070 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,515 KILLED BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE 1071 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:50,782 GOTTEN -- 1072 00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:52,350 >> Katie: WE ALREADY HAVE BEEN 1073 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,184 PEERED >> Bill: HE ALSO SAID 1074 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:54,552 IN YOUR ARTICLE THAT CAUGHT SO 1075 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:56,354 MUCH SHIT, SOME PEOPLE 1076 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:57,922 TRANSITION AND 1077 00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,724 ARE VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT. 1078 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:00,191 >> Katie: ABSOLUTELY. 1079 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,793 >> Bill: AND THAT IS AN HONEST 1080 00:31:01,859 --> 00:31:02,994 DEBATE, SOME PEOPLE ARE HAPPY. 1081 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:05,363 LET'S FIND THE RIGHT METHOD TO 1082 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,965 MAKE SURE WE GET THE PEOPLE WHO 1083 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,933 ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH IT. 1084 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,567 OKAY, BUT NOT THE PEOPLE THAT 1085 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,803 ARE NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH 1086 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:12,003 IT. 1087 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,404 THIS SEEMS SO REASONABLE BUT WE 1088 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,273 JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING IN A 1089 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:15,974 REASONABLE WAY. 1090 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,610 >> Andrew: YOU WANT A RIGHT 1091 00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:18,943 DIAGNOSIS. 1092 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,112 SOMETIMES THAT WILL TAKE TIME TO 1093 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:22,146 LISTEN TO A CHILD, TO EXPLORE 1094 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:23,648 ALL SORTS OF ISSUES WITH THEM, 1095 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,482 AND THEY ARE SAYING THAT IS 1096 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:24,682 WRONG. 1097 00:31:24,749 --> 00:31:27,986 YOU HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY PUT THEM 1098 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:29,187 ON THIS TRACK. 1099 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:30,321 YOU KNOW, I WORRY ABOUT WHAT 1100 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,324 THIS DOES TO GAY KIDS. 1101 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,959 CHRISTMAS ONCE, I WAS WITH MY 1102 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:36,361 GRANDMOTHER, MY MOTHER, AND MY 1103 00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:36,928 LITTLE BROTHER. 1104 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,097 I WAS EIGHT, HE WAS FOUR, HE WAS 1105 00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:40,031 RENTING A TRUCK UP AGAINST THE 1106 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:40,665 WALL. 1107 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,401 I WAS SITTING THERE READING SOME 1108 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:43,701 STUPID LOOK. 1109 00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:45,570 >> Bill: UP AGAINST THE WALL, 1110 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:45,903 THANK GOD. 1111 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:46,671 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THAT STORY 1112 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:51,309 WAS GOING. 1113 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,611 THIS IS HOW IT BEGAN. 1114 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:54,612 >> Andrew: AND MY GRANDMOTHER 1115 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:55,880 LOOKED AT MY MOM, MY BROTHER, 1116 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:57,348 AND ME, AND SAID NOW AT LEAST 1117 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,951 YOU HAVE A REAL BOY. 1118 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:00,852 AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE IS 1119 00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:03,688 A DANGER -- I DON'T THINK ANYONE 1120 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,123 INTENDED TO DO THIS, BUT THERE 1121 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:06,524 IS AN EFFEMINATE LITTLE BOY OR A 1122 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,860 BOY THAT IS NOT STEREOTYPICALLY 1123 00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:10,261 MALE IN THOSE OLD STEREOTYPES, 1124 00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:13,164 IS BEING TOLD BY AUTHORITIES, 1125 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:15,767 MAYBE YOU ARE A GIRL. 1126 00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:18,536 MAYBE YOU ARE A GIRL UNDERNEATH. 1127 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,471 IT IS VITAL THAT THAT GAY KIDS 1128 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:21,806 NOT BE TOLD THAT. 1129 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,808 IT IS OKAY TO BE A MAN AND NOT 1130 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,009 BE STEREOTYPICALLY MALE. 1131 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,545 [APPLAUSE] 1132 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:32,884 >> Bill: OR, CONVERSELY, WHAT 1133 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:34,852 THEY USED TO CALL A TOMBOY. 1134 00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:35,353 >> Andrew: RIGHT. 1135 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:35,953 >> Bill: WOMEN HAVE SAID THIS 1136 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,122 TO ME. 1137 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:39,424 THAT, LIKE, I WAS NOT INTERESTED 1138 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:40,758 IN WEARING A DRESS OR ANY -- I 1139 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:42,393 WAS WHAT THEY CALLED A TOMBOY 1140 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:42,760 UNTIL I WAS 15. 1141 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:45,263 AND TODAY, THEY WOULD HAVE SAID 1142 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:48,166 I WAS TRANS. 1143 00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:50,168 BUT I CHANGED. 1144 00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:51,502 BECAUSE ALL OF CHILDHOOD IS SO 1145 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:51,936 FLUID. 1146 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:53,571 SO, AGAIN, WE ARE GOING TO GET 1147 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,973 KILLED JUST FOR HAVING THIS 1148 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,974 DISCUSSION, BUT YOU KNOW -- 1149 00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:57,608 >> Andrew: THERE ARE 1150 00:32:57,675 --> 00:33:00,378 CHILDREN'S LIVES AT STAKE HERE. 1151 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:01,713 TRANS CHILDREN, THEY ARE THERE, 1152 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:02,280 THEY DO EXIST. 1153 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,915 I THINK KATIE AND I BOTH AGREE 1154 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:07,418 THAT IF AFTER CAREFUL DIAGNOSIS 1155 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,120 AND A PERIOD OF TIME WHERE THEY 1156 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:11,089 REALLY ARE ASSESSED PROPERLY, 1157 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,157 THEY CAN CONTENT -- AND SHOULD 1158 00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:16,494 CONSENT SOMETIMES TO TRANSITION. 1159 00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:17,795 BUT THIS CURRENT ENTHUSIASM IS 1160 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:20,131 PUSHING A LOT OF PEOPLE, A LOT 1161 00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:21,132 OF KIDS, IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. 1162 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,968 >> Bill: THE SCARIEST PART, 1163 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:25,103 YOU HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT -- 1164 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:25,370 [APPLAUSE] 1165 00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:28,339 TO ME, THE SCARIEST PART IS IT 1166 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:30,308 HAS INFECTED ACTUAL MEDICAL 1167 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:30,541 SCHOOLS. 1168 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:32,710 THE SEAT OF WHERE THE SCIENCE 1169 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:33,711 IS. 1170 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:35,580 WHERE YOU HAVE PROFESSORS AT 1171 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,315 MEDICAL SCHOOLS APOLOGIZING FOR 1172 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:39,183 USING THE WORDS MALE AND FEMALE? 1173 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,718 >> Katie: THE W WORD, THE 1174 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:44,489 B-WORD, MAN AND WOMAN. 1175 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:46,691 BUT IT IS ALSO TRUE THAT THE 1176 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:47,592 RIGHT IS USING THIS -- 1177 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:48,526 >> Bill: YES. 1178 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:50,061 >> Katie: IN A WAY THAT IS 1179 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:51,396 INCREDIBLY DRACONIAN AND CRUEL, 1180 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:52,330 TEXAS TALKING ABOUT TAKING KIDS 1181 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,499 FROM THEIR FAMILIES FOR 1182 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:55,333 FOLLOWING MEDICAL GUIDELINES. 1183 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,534 I DISAGREE WITH THE GUIDELINES. 1184 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,302 I THINK THEY ARE BASED 1185 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,971 OFTENTIMES ON ERRONEOUS 1186 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:01,139 EVIDENCE, AND WHAT THAT DOES, 1187 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,774 EVEN IF YOU'RE A PERSON WHO 1188 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,242 OBJECTS TO THINGS LIKE PUBERTY 1189 00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:06,611 BLOCKS BLOCKERS, IF TEXAS PASSES 1190 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,012 A LAW OUTLAWING PUBERTY BLOCKERS 1191 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:10,915 OR CRIMINALIZING DOCTORS, OREGO, 1192 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:11,682 WASHINGTON, CALIFORNIA ARE GOING 1193 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,317 TO PASS LAWS SAYING THAT 1194 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,118 13-YEAR-OLDS CAN GET THEM 1195 00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,354 WITHOUT PARENTAL PERMISSION. 1196 00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:18,389 THIS IS JUST THE PENDULUM THAT 1197 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:19,257 CONTINUES TO SWING BACK AND 1198 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:20,858 FORTH. 1199 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:21,692 >> Andrew: THERE IS NO CENTER 1200 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:21,893 HERE. 1201 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:23,494 >> Bill: AND NONE OF THESE 1202 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,096 ISSUES -- WELL, NOT NONE, BUT A 1203 00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:27,432 LOT OF THEM ARE NOT THAT HARD TO 1204 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,467 COMPROMISE, TO A REASONABLE, 1205 00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:31,469 UNDERSTANDING -- A MIDDLE GROUND 1206 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,137 EVERYONE COULD AGREE ON IF THEY 1207 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:33,471 WERE NOT NUTS. 1208 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:34,405 >> Katie: IN SWEDEN AND 1209 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:36,974 FINLAND, THEY HAVE A STENT 1210 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,743 ESSENTIALLY STOP THE WIDESPREAD 1211 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:39,377 USE OF PUBERTY BLOCKERS BECAUSE 1212 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:39,944 THEY LOOKED AT THE EVIDENCE, 1213 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:42,213 DONE THE THING LIBERALS SAY, 1214 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:42,880 THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THE SCIENCE 1215 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:44,048 AND THE SCIENCE SAYS SIDE 1216 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:47,685 EFFECTS ARE VERY SERIOUS AND 1217 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,554 MANY CHILDREN WHO PRESENT EARLY 1218 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:50,521 WITH DYSPHORIA ARE GOING TO 1219 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:50,988 DESIST. 1220 00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:52,557 >> Bill: AS I MENTIONED, WE 1221 00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:53,991 ARE ABOUT TO TAKE OUR JULY 1222 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:54,325 BREAK. 1223 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:55,960 WE WILL BE BACK JULY 29TH, BUT 1224 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:57,929 WHENEVER WE GO AWAY FOR A MONTH, 1225 00:34:57,995 --> 00:34:59,831 BUT WE DO IS PROVIDE FOR THE 1226 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,299 AUDIENCE FUTURE HEADLINES, 1227 00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:01,566 BECAUSE -- 1228 00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:05,736 [APPLAUSE] 1229 00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:06,704 PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS 1230 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,139 GOING TO HAPPEN IF WE ARE NOT 1231 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,106 HERE EVERY WEEK TO REPORT WHAT 1232 00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:10,107 IS HAPPENING, WE WILL TELL YOU 1233 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:12,043 WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE 1234 00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:13,077 NEXT FIVE WEEKS. 1235 00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:15,613 WE ARE THE FUTURE HEADLINES FOR 1236 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:15,813 JULY. 1237 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,248 UVALDE, TEXAS, POLICE DEPARTMENT 1238 00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,617 STILL WAITING IN HALLWAY. 1239 00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:26,491 [LAUGHTER] 1240 00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:28,359 "IVANKA PUBLISHES NEW BOOK: "YOU 1241 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,495 ARE RIGHT, MY DAD'S AND ASSHOLE, 1242 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:35,933 WILL YOU BUY MY CLOTHES NOW?" 1243 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,502 "BATTERED CRYPTO INVESTORS FLOCK 1244 00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:42,640 TO "I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK COIN." 1245 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:42,907 [LAUGHTER] 1246 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,377 [APPLAUSE] 1247 00:35:46,444 --> 00:35:48,279 HERSCHEL WALKER ADMITS TO 1248 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:48,746 FATHERING NICK CANNON. 1249 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,081 WOW. 1250 00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:51,415 [LAUGHTER] 1251 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:54,552 THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS. 1252 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,287 "LIBRARIES IN TEXAS TO OFFER 1253 00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:59,857 IMPOTENT GUN NUT STORY HOUR." 1254 00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:06,664 [LAUGHTER] 1255 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,332 "BIDEN FALLS OFF STATIONARY 1256 00:36:08,399 --> 00:36:08,533 BIKE." 1257 00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:08,733 OH... 1258 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:09,000 [LAUGHTER] 1259 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:13,704 [APPLAUSE] 1260 00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:16,107 "PEOPLE WHO FLED L.A. FOR IDAHO 1261 00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:17,008 DURING PANDEMIC REALIZED THEY 1262 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:17,642 FUCKED UP." 1263 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:23,047 [APPLAUSE] 1264 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:27,151 "SAN FRANCISCO SHOPLIFTERS STEEL 1265 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:29,387 SECURITY GUARDS PANS." 1266 00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:29,654 [LAUGHTER] 1267 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:35,092 NOT HIS PANTS. 1268 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:38,729 "AMBER HEARD NOW ON CAMEO, SAYS 1269 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:39,363 CRAPPING IN YOUR BED WILL COST 1270 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,599 EXTRA." 1271 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:45,102 [APPLAUSE] 1272 00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:47,538 AND "DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOCKER: I'M 1273 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,073 AN ASIAN WOMAN NAMED DIANE." 1274 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:54,078 [APPLAUSE] 1275 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,413 I MENTIONED... 1276 00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:58,449 [APPLAUSE] 1277 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:02,753 GUN NUT STORY HOUR. 1278 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,355 I HADN'T HEARD OF A DRAG QUEEN 1279 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:05,690 STORY HOUR BEFORE LIKE A FEW 1280 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:07,758 WEEKS AGO, AND NOW IT IS ALL I 1281 00:37:07,825 --> 00:37:09,293 HEAR ABOUT, DRAG QUEEN -- AND I 1282 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,629 AM LOOKING AT FOR DONALD TRUMP, 1283 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:12,263 HE WAS ATTACKING ME AGAIN THIS 1284 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,699 PAST WEEKEND. 1285 00:37:14,765 --> 00:37:16,801 I FOUND THE RAW NERVE THERE IS 1286 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,970 DeSANTIS, BECAUSE I WAS 1287 00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:20,972 TALKING -- LAST WEEK'S PANELIST, 1288 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:22,206 DO YOU THINK DeSANTIS WOULD BE 1289 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,474 BETTER THAN TRUMP, AND I SAID 1290 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:26,577 FUCK YEAH. 1291 00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:27,478 DOESN'T SPRAY COTTON CANDY ON 1292 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:31,515 HIS HEAD IN THE MORNING. 1293 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:32,683 JUST NOT A COMPLETE NUT. 1294 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,151 TRUMP WENT CRAZY ABOUT THAT, AND 1295 00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:36,020 I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, IF 1296 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,822 TRUMP WOULD JUST LET GO OF THE 1297 00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:39,890 ELECTION, WHICH HE CAN'T, HE 1298 00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:41,659 COULD WIN THIS SO EASY BECAUSE 1299 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:43,227 HE COULD WIN IT JUST ON DRAG 1300 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:45,696 QUEEN STORY HOUR. 1301 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,532 [LAUGHTER] 1302 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:49,800 WHICH, YOU KNOW, I PERSONALLY, I 1303 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,335 DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY 1304 00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,303 6-YEAR-OLDS NEED IT, BUT I DON'T 1305 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:53,638 THINK IT HURTS THEM THAT MUCH 1306 00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:54,972 BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW -- I 1307 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,140 DON'T THINK THEY THINK THAT IS A 1308 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:56,307 MAN. 1309 00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:59,543 THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ANY 1310 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:00,578 MORE THEY UNDERSTAND THE MALL 1311 00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:03,247 SANTA IS ALCOHOLIC. 1312 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:06,751 [LAUGHTER] 1313 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:07,051 BUT -- 1314 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:07,718 [LAUGHS] 1315 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:10,354 WHAT DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR, AS 1316 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,456 POLITICS, YOUR TAKE? 1317 00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:14,525 >> Andrew: OH, ME? 1318 00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:15,660 >> Bill: ANYONE. 1319 00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:18,062 >> Andrew: AS POLITICS, YOU 1320 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:18,863 CAN DEMIMONDE THIS ISSUE TO THE 1321 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,731 NTH DEGREE, AND THE RIGHT WILL 1322 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,700 DO SO. 1323 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:25,136 IF THERE ARE INSTANCES -- SOME 1324 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:25,836 DRAG QUEENS ARE BEHAVING 1325 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:27,471 INAPPROPRIATELY, THEY SHOULD 1326 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:28,506 STOP IT. 1327 00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:31,909 BUT KIDS LIKING PEOPLE IN 1328 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:32,977 BIZARRE COSTUME AND SEQUINS AND 1329 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,311 MAKE UP, AND THEY ARE 1330 00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:36,047 ENCOURAGING THEM TO COME TO A 1331 00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:36,280 LIBRARY? 1332 00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:37,848 IT'S NOT HOOTERS. 1333 00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:40,751 AND THE PARENTS GET TO CHOOSE 1334 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,486 WHEN THEY TAKE THEM OR NOT. 1335 00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:44,588 THE RIGHT IS ALL IN FAVOR OF 1336 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,090 PARENTS RIGHTS UNTIL THE PARENTS 1337 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,525 DO SOMETHING THEY DON'T AGREE 1338 00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:47,725 WITH. 1339 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,493 AND THEN THEY WANT TO TAKE THEM 1340 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,461 AWAY. 1341 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:51,162 THIS IS A TRIVIAL ISSUE, 1342 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:52,963 OBVIOUSLY. 1343 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,566 I THINK THE DRAG QUEENS PROBABLY 1344 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:56,167 NEED TO CALM IT DOWN A BIT. 1345 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,903 AND I SAY THAT IS A HUGE FAN OF 1346 00:38:58,969 --> 00:38:59,203 DRAG QUEENS. 1347 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,338 I LIVE AMONG THEM. 1348 00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:04,141 IN PROVINCETOWN. 1349 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:05,476 I'VE TAKEN MY NIECE AND NEPHEW 1350 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:06,744 TO SEE THEM COME AND THEY LOVED 1351 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:07,111 IT. 1352 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:07,678 THEY HAD NO IDEA IT WAS AN 1353 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:10,781 ACTUAL MAN UNDERNEATH. 1354 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:11,148 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1355 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:12,183 >> Andrew: IF YOU GREW UP IN 1356 00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,318 BRITAIN, YOU GO TO THESE 1357 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:15,953 PANTOMIMES AND CHRISTMAS, THE 1358 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:16,754 LEAD IS ALWAYS SOME GUY IN A 1359 00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:18,923 DRESS LOOKING AS UGLY AS 1360 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,125 POSSIBLE. 1361 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,026 >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT A 1362 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:22,993 COMPROMISE WHERE WE ARE NO DRAG 1363 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:28,666 QUEEN HOUR, BUT THEY READ AYN 1364 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:29,166 RAND? 1365 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:29,600 THE CONSERVATIVES -- 1366 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,970 [APPLAUSE] 1367 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,805 >> Katie: THE DRAG QUEEN 1368 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:35,973 ISSUE, DRAG QUEENS CAN BE 1369 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,708 CLOWNISH, IT CAN BE INNOCENT. 1370 00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:38,676 IT CAN ALSO BE OVER SEXUALIZED. 1371 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:42,079 SO THE RIGHT IS TAKING WHAT ARE 1372 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:42,847 PROBABLY ISOLATED INCIDENTS AND 1373 00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,715 TURNING THEM INTO POLITICAL 1374 00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:46,917 ISSUES, WHICH I THINK IS 1375 00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:47,918 STRATEGICALLY SMART. 1376 00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:49,954 AS A GENERAL RULE, I THINK IT IS 1377 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,489 INAPPROPRIATE -- IF A WOMAN WAS 1378 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:52,890 DOING THE SAME THING, AND ACTUAL 1379 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:56,093 BIOLOGICAL WOMAN, AND IT 1380 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,861 INAPPROPRIATE, PARENTS PROBABLY 1381 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:57,862 SHOULDN'T TAKE THEIR KIDS TO 1382 00:39:57,928 --> 00:40:00,264 WHATEVER EVENT IT IS, WHETHER IT 1383 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,032 IS HAPPY HOUR -- STORY HOUR OR 1384 00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:04,502 DRAG QUEEN BRUNCH OR WHATEVER. 1385 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:08,506 BUT THEY ARE TURNING THIS INTO A 1386 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:09,740 HOMOPHOBIC PANIC, AT THIS POIN. 1387 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:11,909 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1388 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,844 THAT IS POLITICS THAT IS GOING 1389 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:14,111 TO WORK. 1390 00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,346 >> Andrew: IT SEEMS LIKE THE 1391 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:17,581 LEFT HAS BEEN ABLE TO CALL 1392 00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:18,749 PEOPLE RACIST AS AN ARGUMENT IN 1393 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:20,451 THERE, AND NOW THE RIGHT HAS 1394 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:21,018 DECIDED, WHAT IF WE CALL THEM 1395 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:26,123 ALL PEDOS. 1396 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:26,423 PEDOPHILES. 1397 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,058 LIKE RACIST, HOW DO YOU SAY I AM 1398 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:28,692 NOT, I AM NOT. 1399 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,394 THE MORE YOU SAY I AM NOT, THEY 1400 00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:32,463 SAY SEE, IT PROVES YOU ARE. 1401 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:33,931 AND I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER 1402 00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:36,500 HORRIBLE ASPECT OF THE FAR RIGHT 1403 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,835 GOADING THE FAR LEFT, THEY HAVE 1404 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,703 THIS HORRIBLE, SICK 1405 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,371 RELATIONSHIP, IN WHICH THEY PROP 1406 00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:42,506 EACH OTHER UP. 1407 00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:44,308 THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY HAS TO 1408 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,510 SAY "CUT IT OUT." 1409 00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:47,578 YEAH, THIS IS HAPPENING, IT'S 1410 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:50,414 FINE AS LONG AS IT IS TOTALLY 1411 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:50,714 PG, RIGHT? 1412 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,516 >> Bill: OKAY, SO PRIDE MONTH. 1413 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:55,653 YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE. 1414 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,621 CAN IT BE TOO CMERCIALIZED, DO 1415 00:40:57,688 --> 00:40:58,055 YOU THINK? 1416 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,224 I WAS BACK EAST LAST WEEK, THERE 1417 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,292 WAS A LITTLE THUNDERSTORM, I SAW 1418 00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:02,827 A RAINBOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN 1419 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:04,762 AD FOR THE SKY. 1420 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:05,029 [LAUGHTER] 1421 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:08,833 [APPLAUSE] 1422 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,235 I DON'T KNOW. 1423 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,137 >> Katie: YES, IT IS TOO 1424 00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,638 COMMERCIALIZED VEHICLE AT THIS 1425 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:16,207 POINT, EVERYBODY IS GAY, 1426 00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:18,742 EVERYBODY IS QUEER, IT TAKES THE 1427 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:19,777 FUN OUT OF IT AT THIS POINT. 1428 00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:21,011 >> Bill: I THOUGHT THAT, I 1429 00:41:21,078 --> 00:41:22,813 ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 1430 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,215 COOLEST THING WAS YOU COULDN'T 1431 00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:24,682 GET MARRIED. 1432 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:25,816 >> Andrew: THESE ARE FOR 1433 00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:27,051 STRAIGHT PEOPLE, GAY PRIDE 1434 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:29,186 PARADES. 1435 00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,154 YOU LOOK AT SOME POLLS COME 1436 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,890 ASKING THE LGBTQ I MUST PLUS A 1437 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:37,194 WW ZYX COMMUNITY, 40% OF THEM 1438 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:38,662 ARE STRAIGHT WOMEN WHO JUST DYED 1439 00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:41,332 THEIR HAIR ONE DAY AND CALLED 1440 00:41:41,398 --> 00:41:43,801 THEMSELVES. 1441 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:45,903 [LAUGHTER] 1442 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,571 THE LEFT IS AGAINST CULTURAL 1443 00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:48,172 APPROPRIATION, BUT WITH GAYS, 1444 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:53,844 THEY WANT TO BE AS LGBTQ W X, Y, 1445 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:54,478 AND Z AS ANYBODY. 1446 00:41:54,545 --> 00:42:00,084 [APPLAUSE] 1447 00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:02,119 >> Bill: THE LAST POLLING OF 1448 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,787 DEMOCRATS, THESE ARE DEMOCRATS 1449 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:05,723 ON THIS ISSUE, 40% OF DEMOCRATIC 1450 00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:07,191 MEN UNDER 50, SO INTERESTING, 1451 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:09,927 THE DEMOCRATIC MEN OVER 50, MUCH 1452 00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:12,196 MORE LIBERAL ON THIS ISSUE. 1453 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,564 THESE ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE 1454 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:13,764 KIDS. 1455 00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:16,867 THE YOUNGER ONES. 1456 00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:18,769 40% OF DEMOCRATIC MEN -- AGAIN, 1457 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:20,204 DEMOCRATIC, UNDER 50 -- AGREED 1458 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,506 TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO 1459 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:24,008 INDOCTRINATE CHILDREN INTO THEIR 1460 00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:24,341 LIFESTYLE. 1461 00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:25,042 >> Katie: I AM SKEPTICAL OF 1462 00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:27,077 THIS POLL. 1463 00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:29,546 IT DOESN'T ALIGN WITH MY LIVED 1464 00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:32,249 EXPERIENCE, AS THEY SAY. 1465 00:42:32,316 --> 00:42:32,516 [LAUGHTER] 1466 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,285 >> Andrew: METHODOLOGICALLY 1467 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:36,153 REALLY FLAWED, THAT POLL, BUT I 1468 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,588 AGREE, WE WENT, AS GAY PEOPLE, 1469 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:41,125 FROM BEING THE PEOPLE ALWAYS 1470 00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:42,660 SUPPORTED A SUBVERSION, HUMOR, 1471 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:44,628 SUBCULTURE, AND NOW, WE ARE THE 1472 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:46,063 PEOPLE YELLING AT PEOPLE FOR NOT 1473 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:47,097 SAYING THE RIGHT WORD, NOT USING 1474 00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:49,833 THE RIGHT PRONOUNS, AND IT IS 1475 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:50,034 AWFUL. 1476 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:55,940 [APPLAUSE] 1477 00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:57,041 AND VIOLATES THE GAY SPIRIT, THE 1478 00:42:57,107 --> 00:43:00,344 GAY INHERITANCE. 1479 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,880 WE HATE RESTRICTIONS ON 1480 00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:03,447 FREE SPEECH. 1481 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,349 FOR THE LONGEST TIME, GAY PEOPLE 1482 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,517 WERE THE ONLY RIGHT WE HAD WAS 1483 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:08,619 THE FIRST AMENDMENT. 1484 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:11,388 NOW THESE LGBTQ ALPHABET PEOPLE 1485 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:13,457 WANT TO CONTROL PEOPLE'S SPEECH. 1486 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:14,491 GAY PEOPLE HAVE TO BEGIN TO 1487 00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:18,062 STAND UP AND STAY TO THE T QRS W 1488 00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:18,629 PEOPLE, CUT IT OUT. 1489 00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:20,698 CUT IT OUT. 1490 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:21,899 WE ARE NOT THIS. 1491 00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:24,101 WE ARE NOT A BUNCH OF SCALDING 1492 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:25,336 PURITANS WHO WANT TO TELL PEOPLE 1493 00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:26,003 HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES. 1494 00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:29,073 WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LIVE 1495 00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:30,307 OUR LIVES, EVERYBODY ELSE -- 1496 00:43:30,374 --> 00:43:32,276 WHEN WE MADE IT THAT WAY, WHEN 1497 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:33,377 WE MADE THAT ARGUMENT, I MADE 1498 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,113 IT, FOR 20 YEARS, WE WON PRN NOW 1499 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:39,483 THEY WANT TO REVERSE THIS 1500 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:40,050 BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT CONTENT 1501 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:43,287 WITH LIBERALISM. 1502 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:44,722 >> Bill: I WANT TO INTRODUCE 1503 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:47,825 ONE LAST FORMAT THAT IS NOT 1504 00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:48,092 BULLSHIT. 1505 00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:50,294 TRUMP WENT SO MENTAL ABOUT WHAT 1506 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,862 I SAID LAST WEEK, I WANT TO 1507 00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:54,298 TWIST HIS TAIL MORE. 1508 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:55,132 [LAUGHTER] 1509 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:56,633 NEW HAMPSHIRE HAD A POLL, 1510 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,602 PRESIDENTIAL POLL, DeSANTIS 1511 00:43:58,669 --> 00:43:59,503 BEAT HIM. 1512 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,771 THAT'S RIGHT, DONNY, HE BEAT 1513 00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:00,938 YOU. 1514 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:04,008 [APPLAUSE] 1515 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:08,045 AND, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I THINK 1516 00:44:08,112 --> 00:44:09,246 OF TRUMP -- AGAIN, IF HE COULD 1517 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,347 JUST LET GO OF THE ELECTION, BUT 1518 00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:13,517 AT THIS POINT, YOU KNOW, HE IS 1519 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:16,120 LIKE A HOTEL ROOM THAT SMELLS. 1520 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:16,453 [LAUGHTER] 1521 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,622 AT SOME POINT, YOU JUST WANT A 1522 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,357 NEW ROOM, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1523 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:22,726 AND DeSANTIS, I MEAN, HE IS 1524 00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:24,128 MORE VIBRANT, IF YOU LIKE PEOPLE 1525 00:44:24,194 --> 00:44:27,531 WHO DON'T LOSE ELECTIONS, YOU 1526 00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:27,731 KNOW. 1527 00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:27,998 [LAUGHTER] 1528 00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:29,900 >> Katie: HE IS ALSO NOT 1529 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:30,667 PLAGUED BY SCANDAL THE WAY TRUMP 1530 00:44:30,734 --> 00:44:32,336 IS. 1531 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,071 HE IS A STRONGER CANDIDATE. 1532 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:34,671 JANUARY 6TH HEARINGS HAVE BEEN 1533 00:44:34,738 --> 00:44:35,305 COMPELLING TO WATCH BUT A LITTLE 1534 00:44:35,372 --> 00:44:37,775 PART OF ME THINKS THIS MIGHT 1535 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,375 ACTUALLY BE BAD FOR THE 1536 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:40,744 DEMOCRATS BECAUSE OF TRUMP IS 1537 00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:42,446 TOO WEAK TO WIN THAT ARE PUBLIC 1538 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,515 IN NOMINATION, IT IS GOING TO BE 1539 00:44:44,581 --> 00:44:46,250 DeSANTIS, AND DeSANTIS COULD 1540 00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:47,451 BEAT AYDIN. 1541 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:47,985 >> Bill: EASILY. 1542 00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:48,852 ANYBODY COULD BEAT BIDEN. 1543 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:52,156 WHO CANNOT BEAT BIDEN AT THIS 1544 00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:52,689 POINT? 1545 00:44:52,756 --> 00:44:54,258 TRUMP MIGHT BE THE ONE GUY WHO 1546 00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:58,595 COULD LOSE TO BIDEN. 1547 00:44:58,662 --> 00:45:03,534 DeSANTIS IS A WINNER, RUNS THE 1548 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,335 LARGEST STATE, TRUMP WAS A HOTEL 1549 00:45:05,402 --> 00:45:07,438 GREETER WHO LOST COME HIS 1550 00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:07,871 INSURRECTION FAILED. 1551 00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:09,673 >> Andrew: THE ATTACK ARE VERY 1552 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:10,007 CONSTITUTION. 1553 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:10,874 HE SHOULD NOT BE RUNNING EVER 1554 00:45:10,941 --> 00:45:13,510 AGAIN FOR ANYTHING. 1555 00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:15,312 HERE'S MY THING, BILL, IF WE 1556 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:18,515 WERE TO STOP TRUMP, WHICH IS MY 1557 00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:20,918 PRIMARY OBJECTIVE, DeSANTIS IS 1558 00:45:20,984 --> 00:45:22,286 MORE LIKELY TO DO THAT THAN ANY 1559 00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:25,489 OTHER DEMOCRAT, WHO THEY HAVE, 1560 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,256 KAMALA? 1561 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,926 LOSES IN A LANDSLIDE. 1562 00:45:28,992 --> 00:45:29,393 WHERE IS THE TALENT? 1563 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,862 >> Katie: GOVERN ANYWAY TRUMP 1564 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:35,966 NEVER HAS, NOT PLAGUED BY 1565 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:36,200 SCANDAL. 1566 00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:37,668 >> Bill: HE IS WAY TOO 1567 00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:38,335 CONSERVATIVE BUT NOT NUTS. 1568 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,772 GOT TO GO. 1569 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:43,774 TIME FOR "NEW RULES." 1570 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:44,274 THESE ARE CALLED MUSICAL 1571 00:45:44,341 --> 00:45:48,512 [APPLAUSE] 1572 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,914 ALL RIGHT, NEW RULE, 1573 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:51,782 NEW RULE: THE PEOPLE IN ADS FOR 1574 00:45:51,849 --> 00:45:53,283 BURIAL INSURANCE HAVE TO LOOK A 1575 00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:53,917 LITTLE LESS EXCITED TO BE ALMOST 1576 00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:55,786 DEAD. 1577 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:56,887 [LAUGHTER] 1578 00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:57,654 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE SOBER 1579 00:45:57,721 --> 00:45:58,155 COUPLES PLANNING FOR THE 1580 00:45:58,222 --> 00:45:58,922 INEVITABLE, YOU LOOK LIKE CULT 1581 00:45:58,989 --> 00:45:59,590 MEMBERS EXCITED TO GET SUCKED UP 1582 00:45:59,656 --> 00:46:03,026 BY THE RAPTURE. 1583 00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:05,429 [LAUGHTER] 1584 00:46:05,496 --> 00:46:09,032 [APPLAUSE] 1585 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,968 AND THINK OF WHAT BURIAL 1586 00:46:11,034 --> 00:46:12,336 INSURANCE MEANS -- YOU SPEND A 1587 00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:13,670 FORTUNE RAISING YOUR KIDS, AND 1588 00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:14,371 THEY WON'T EVEN PAY FOR YOUR 1589 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:18,175 GODDAMN FUNERAL. 1590 00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:22,980 [LAUGHTER] 1591 00:46:23,046 --> 00:46:24,214 [APPLAUSE] 1592 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,349 NEW RULE: THIS SUMMER, INSTEAD 1593 00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,017 OF BUYING YOUR KIDS THESE NEW 1594 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:27,618 KETCHUP POPSICLES, JUST ADMIT 1595 00:46:27,684 --> 00:46:30,954 YOU HATE THEM. 1596 00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:31,722 OH, THE REST OF THE KIDS GET 1597 00:46:31,788 --> 00:46:33,690 BURGERS AND FRIES. 1598 00:46:33,757 --> 00:46:34,258 YOU'LL SUCK ON THE CONDIMENT 1599 00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:39,830 PACK AND LIKE IT. 1600 00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:40,097 [LAUGHTER] 1601 00:46:40,164 --> 00:46:47,070 [APPLAUSE] 1602 00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:47,704 THAT'S RIGHT KIDS, ENJOY YOUR 1603 00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:52,442 FROZEN KETCHUP TREAT, BECAUSE IF 1604 00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:54,311 YOU THINK IT CAN GET WORSE, I'VE 1605 00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:57,247 GOT TO WORK AWARDS YOU: MAYO 1606 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,248 POPS. 1607 00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,716 [LAUGHTER] 1608 00:46:59,783 --> 00:47:00,584 NEW RULE: DONALD TRUMP HAS TO 1609 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,051 KEEP MY NAME OUT OF HIS 1610 00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:03,554 MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH. 1611 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:13,764 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1612 00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:16,433 LISTEN TO THIS. 1613 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,334 LAST WEEKEND, HE TOLD HIS RALLY 1614 00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:17,834 THAT I'M A "RADICAL LEFT 1615 00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:21,071 MANIAC." 1616 00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:22,940 [LAUGHTER] 1617 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:23,607 AND THAT I "LAUGH LIKE HELL AT 1618 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:27,678 HOW STUPID" FOX NEWS IS. 1619 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:29,646 YES, I DO. 1620 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:30,948 YES, I DO. 1621 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:32,115 GUILTY. 1622 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:33,083 HE ALSO SAID THAT THEY, FOX 1623 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:35,385 NEWS, THE ONES I LAUGH AT, 1624 00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:38,288 "KISS MY ASS," WHICH HE SAID 1625 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:43,360 WAS, "NOT PARTICULARLY PRETTY." 1626 00:47:43,427 --> 00:47:44,127 [LAUGHTER] 1627 00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:44,861 OKAY, ONE, STOP LOOKING AT MY 1628 00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:46,997 ASS. 1629 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:47,864 [LAUGHTER] 1630 00:47:47,931 --> 00:47:48,465 AND TWO, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT 1631 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,635 TO GO THERE? 1632 00:47:51,702 --> 00:48:02,079 [APPLAUSE] 1633 00:48:02,145 --> 00:48:03,547 BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP, I WILL PUT 1634 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:05,415 MY ASS UP AGAINST YOURS ANY 1635 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:10,787 DAY -- OH, WAIT. 1636 00:48:10,854 --> 00:48:14,291 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 1637 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:15,826 NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL 1638 00:48:15,892 --> 00:48:18,328 THE RARELY SEEN GOBLIN SHARK, 1639 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,463 THAT GROWS UP TO 20 FEET, HAS 1640 00:48:19,529 --> 00:48:20,731 RAZOR-SHARP TEETH AND A MOUTH 1641 00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:23,767 THAT PROTRUDES AND BITES LIKE 1642 00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:25,235 THE MONSTER IN "ALIEN," YOU'RE 1643 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:26,503 THE REASON I ONLY GO IN THE 1644 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,273 OCEAN TO PEE. 1645 00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:34,211 [LAUGHTER] 1646 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:35,545 AND, BY THE WAY, AN EXTRA 1647 00:48:35,612 --> 00:48:40,951 "SHAME ON YOU" FOR YOUR TINDER. 1648 00:48:41,018 --> 00:48:42,853 [LAUGHTER] 1649 00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:43,854 NEW RULE: NOW THAT THE WORLD 1650 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,790 HEALTH ORGANIZATION HAS INSISTED 1651 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:47,557 WE COME UP WITH A NEW NAME FOR 1652 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:49,159 MONKEYPOX THAT'S 1653 00:48:49,226 --> 00:48:49,760 "NON-DISCRIMINATORY AND NON 1654 00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:52,095 STIGMATIZING," THEY HAVE TO 1655 00:48:52,162 --> 00:48:52,796 INTRODUCE US TO THE MONKEY WHO 1656 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:56,333 COMPLAINED. 1657 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:03,206 [LAUGHTER] 1658 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:03,874 AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FIRE HIM 1659 00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:04,975 FROM HIS JOB AT "THE WASHINGTON 1660 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:08,612 POST." 1661 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:08,879 [LAUGHTER] 1662 00:49:08,945 --> 00:49:14,518 [APPLAUSE] 1663 00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:15,285 HONESTLY, MONKEYS DON'T CARE. 1664 00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:17,554 I EVEN ASKED ONE. 1665 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:18,388 I SAID, "HEY, MONKEY! 1666 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:18,989 DO YOU CARE THAT IT'S CALLED 1667 00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:20,757 MONKEYPOX?" 1668 00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:21,391 AND HE JUST ROLLED HIS EYES AND 1669 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:26,263 DID THIS. 1670 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:29,866 [LAUGHTER] 1671 00:49:29,933 --> 00:49:36,640 [APPLAUSE] 1672 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:38,141 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE... 1673 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,609 IF THERE'S ONE THING THE 1674 00:49:39,676 --> 00:49:40,677 JOHNNY DEPP TRIAL PROVED, IT'S 1675 00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:41,278 THAT IN THIS WORLD, YOU GOT TO 1676 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,680 HAVE A GOOD LAWYER. 1677 00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:46,016 I WON'T REHASH THE GORY DETAILS 1678 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,151 OF THE CASE, BUT THERE WERE SOME 1679 00:49:48,218 --> 00:49:50,020 BAD STUMBLES ON THIS SIDE, WHILE 1680 00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:51,722 CONVERSELY, THANKS TO 1681 00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:53,457 CAMILLE VASQUEZ, JOHNNY'S NAME 1682 00:49:53,523 --> 00:49:54,157 HAS BEEN CLEARED -- IF NOT HIS 1683 00:49:54,224 --> 00:49:59,663 BLOODSTREAM. 1684 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:00,997 [LAUGHTER] 1685 00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:01,898 [APPLAUSE] 1686 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:03,967 POINT BEING, YOU NEED A GOOD 1687 00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:05,569 REPRESENTATIVE IN COURT -- WHICH 1688 00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:06,870 MADE ME THINK, WHERE ELSE DOES 1689 00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:08,405 THAT TERM "REPRESENTATIVE" COME 1690 00:50:08,472 --> 00:50:11,508 UP -- OH, YEAH, CONGRESS. 1691 00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:13,543 YOU SEE, IN THE AMERICAN 1692 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:15,245 POLITICAL SYSTEM, THE PEOPLE ARE 1693 00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:19,549 REPRESENTED BY TWO SEPARATE YET 1694 00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,118 EQUALLY STUPID GROUPS: THE 1695 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:22,986 REPUBLICANS, WHO NORMALIZE 1696 00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:23,987 CONSTITUTIONAL CRIMES, AND THE 1697 00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,188 DEMOCRATS, WHO PIT IDENTITY 1698 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:26,790 GROUPS AGAINST EACH OTHER. 1699 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:27,791 THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. 1700 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:31,962 ["DUN-DUN"] 1701 00:50:32,028 --> 00:50:37,000 [APPLAUSE] 1702 00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:38,802 LAST WEEK, AN 85% LATINO 1703 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,371 CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT ON THE 1704 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:43,407 BORDER WITH MEXICO, WHICH HAD 1705 00:50:43,473 --> 00:50:45,208 ALWAYS VOTED HEAVILY DEMOCRATIC 1706 00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:46,676 FLIPPED TO THE RED TEAM AND THE 1707 00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:48,111 CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR THE LOSING 1708 00:50:48,178 --> 00:50:49,479 DEMOCRAT SAID, "WE GAVE UP A 1709 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:51,181 RELIABLY DEMOCRATIC 1710 00:50:51,248 --> 00:50:51,815 CONGRESSIONAL SEAT FOR NO REASON 1711 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,350 AT ALL. 1712 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,318 WE DESERVE TO KNOW WHY." 1713 00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,487 WELL, ASIDE FROM YOUR TERRIBLE 1714 00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,556 ATTITUDE, I'M GONNA TELL YOU 1715 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:01,992 WHY. 1716 00:51:02,058 --> 00:51:03,693 BECAUSE THESE VOTERS STOPPED 1717 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,529 SEEING YOUR CANDIDATE AS THEIR 1718 00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:08,965 LAWYER -- THAT'S WHY. 1719 00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:10,634 THEIR MESSAGE TO YOU WAS "I'M AN 1720 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,102 AMERICAN NOW -- I'M HERE. 1721 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:13,937 BE MY LAWYER, NOT THE LAWYER FOR 1722 00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:14,538 THE MIGRANTS SHOWING UP IN MY 1723 00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:22,846 BACKYARD." 1724 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,147 'S [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 1725 00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,048 EVERY MONTH, I SEE A NEW POLL 1726 00:51:25,115 --> 00:51:25,582 REPORTING HOW MUCH LATINOS 1727 00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:33,156 DESPISE THE WOKE TERM "LATINX." 1728 00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:34,124 IT'S ABOUT AS POPULAR WITH THEM 1729 00:51:34,191 --> 00:51:36,393 AS A REBOOT OF SPEEDY GONZALES. 1730 00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:38,929 [APPLAUSE] 1731 00:51:38,995 --> 00:51:40,363 EVEN THE COUNTRY'S OLDEST LATINO 1732 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,833 CIVIL RIGHTS GROUP CAME OUT 1733 00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:44,401 AGAINST IT, YET AOC KEEPS 1734 00:51:44,468 --> 00:51:45,202 DEFENDING IT, SAYING, "GENDER IS 1735 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:46,069 FLUID. 1736 00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:48,738 LANGUAGE IS FLUID." 1737 00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:51,575 YES, AND LATINO VOTERS ARE 1738 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:53,944 FLUID. 1739 00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:57,581 [APPLAUSE] 1740 00:51:57,647 --> 00:51:59,015 AND MORE OF THEM NOW THAN 1741 00:51:59,082 --> 00:51:59,549 EVER ARE "IDENTIFYING" AS 1742 00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:03,053 REPUBLICAN. 1743 00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:04,654 SO ARE ASIAN-AMERICANS, WHOSE 1744 00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:06,056 SUPPORT FOR DEMOCRATS IS DOWN 16 1745 00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:09,459 POINTS SINCE THE LAST ELECTION. 1746 00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:11,628 A LOT OF THAT IS BECAUSE, IN THE 1747 00:52:11,695 --> 00:52:13,296 NAME OF ACHIEVING "EQUITY" IN 1748 00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:15,765 SCHOOLS, DEMOCRATS IN DEEP BLUE 1749 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:17,534 CITIES HAVE MADE IT A MISSION TO 1750 00:52:17,601 --> 00:52:19,269 ELIMINATE THE ADVANCED PROGRAMS 1751 00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:24,508 AT WHICH ASIAN KIDS EXCEL. 1752 00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:29,546 ASIAN PARENTS SAID, "OKAY, I 1753 00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:30,380 WISH ALL KIDS WELL, NOT A 1754 00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:30,814 RACIST, BUT I NEED 1755 00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:32,449 SOMEONE WHO ACTS LIKE MY LAWYER. 1756 00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:33,550 IF YOU'RE A PARENT AND WANTED 1757 00:52:33,617 --> 00:52:34,351 SCHOOLS TO REOPEN A LOT SOONER 1758 00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:35,519 THAN THEY DID AFTER COVID 1759 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:36,152 SHUTDOWNS, OR THINK MAYBE YOUR 1760 00:52:36,219 --> 00:52:38,655 KID IS GETTING A BAD EDUCATION 1761 00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:39,589 PARTLY BECAUSE IT'S NEARLY 1762 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:40,423 IMPOSSIBLE TO FIRE A LOUSY 1763 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:46,863 TEACHER. 1764 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:48,131 YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA SAY, OK, 1765 00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:48,865 CONGRATULATIONS, TEACHERS, YOU 1766 00:52:48,932 --> 00:52:49,733 GOT YOURSELF A GOOD LAWYER -- 1767 00:52:49,799 --> 00:52:52,035 THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY'S GOT YOUR 1768 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,603 BACK 100% -- BUT I'VE NOTICED MY 1769 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:56,540 KID IS KIND OF AN IDIOT, SO I 1770 00:52:56,606 --> 00:52:57,541 MAY BE LOOKING FOR NEW 1771 00:52:57,607 --> 00:53:00,977 "REPRESENTATION." 1772 00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:06,750 PRESIDENT BIDEN WANTS TO CANCEL 1773 00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:09,085 HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS 1774 00:53:09,152 --> 00:53:10,787 IN STUDENT DEBT -- OKAY, BUT THE 1775 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:11,755 POORER TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICAN 1776 00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:13,290 KIDS WHO DON'T GET A COLLEGE 1777 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:14,624 DEGREE ARE GONNA SAY, "WHY 1778 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:16,026 SHOULD THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T GO 1779 00:53:16,092 --> 00:53:18,128 TO COLLEGE AND SO MAKE LESS 1780 00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:22,499 MONEY SUBSIDIZE THE PEOPLE WHO 1781 00:53:22,566 --> 00:53:23,833 DID GO AND MAKE MORE? 1782 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:24,834 YOU WANT ME TO CHIP IN SO SOME 1783 00:53:24,901 --> 00:53:29,072 LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE CAN BUILD A 1784 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,173 BIGGER ROCK WALL? 1785 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,442 YOU'RE NOT MY LAWYER." 1786 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:37,581 [APPLAUSE] 1787 00:53:37,647 --> 00:53:40,150 A UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME 1788 00:53:40,216 --> 00:53:42,252 PROBABLY SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO A 1789 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:43,353 LOT OF PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITHOUT 1790 00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:45,655 A COLLEGE DEGREE, AND A NUMBER 1791 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:46,756 OF CITIES HAVE BEEN RUNNING 1792 00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:47,357 PILOT PROGRAMS IN GUARANTEED 1793 00:53:47,424 --> 00:53:49,993 INCOME. 1794 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,328 BUT THE WEST HOLLYWOOD PROGRAM 1795 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:52,562 HAD TO BE SUSPENDED BECAUSE IT 1796 00:53:52,629 --> 00:53:54,030 WAS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. 1797 00:53:54,097 --> 00:53:58,735 THEY SET UP A PROGRAM WHERE 25 1798 00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:00,036 RESIDENTS WERE TO GET $1,000 1799 00:54:00,103 --> 00:54:01,838 FOR 18 MONTHS -- BUT ONLY 1800 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:05,475 IF YOU IDENTIFIED AS LGBT. 1801 00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:08,445 THE REST OF THAT. 1802 00:54:08,511 --> 00:54:08,712 [LAUGHTER] 1803 00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:10,046 WHY? 1804 00:54:10,113 --> 00:54:10,547 BECAUSE THEY NEED MONEY 1805 00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:11,948 MORE THAN ANY OTHER PEOPLE? 1806 00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:12,616 BECAUSE NO ONE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD 1807 00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:15,385 WILL HIRE A GAY PERSON? 1808 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:17,921 [LAUGHTER] 1809 00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:19,322 WHEN HE RAN IN 2020, BERNIE 1810 00:54:19,389 --> 00:54:20,657 SANDERS SAID HE'D LEGALIZE 1811 00:54:20,724 --> 00:54:21,257 MARIJUANA ON HIS FIRST DAY AS 1812 00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,893 PRESIDENT. 1813 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,196 BUT THAT THE BUSINESS OF SELLING 1814 00:54:26,262 --> 00:54:28,398 POT WOULD BE AWARDED FIRST TO 1815 00:54:28,465 --> 00:54:34,270 THOSE WHO SUFFERED MOST FROM THE 1816 00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:35,472 DRUG WAR, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, 1817 00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:35,905 I CAN'T ARGUE WITH 1818 00:54:35,972 --> 00:54:36,773 THAT INSTINCT -- THE DRUG WAR 1819 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,507 HAS BEEN A HORRENDOUS INSTRUMENT 1820 00:54:37,574 --> 00:54:39,542 OF PREJUDICE AND PUNISHMENT FOR 1821 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:44,414 RACIAL MINORITIES, SO IT SEEMS 1822 00:54:44,481 --> 00:54:45,849 FAIR THAT THEY WOULD JUMP THE 1823 00:54:45,915 --> 00:54:46,816 LINE FOR WEED FRANCHISES THE WAY 1824 00:54:46,883 --> 00:54:47,550 INDIANS DID FOR CASINOS. 1825 00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:48,785 BUT IT'S ALSO WHAT'S HOLDING UP 1826 00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:49,719 REPUBLICAN SUPPORT FOR 1827 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,354 LEGALIZING WEED NATIONALLY, 1828 00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:54,724 WHICH WOULD BE GOOD FOR 1829 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,459 EVERYBODY. 1830 00:54:56,526 --> 00:54:58,294 AND THOSE ARE THE HARD, 1831 00:54:58,361 --> 00:54:58,828 PRACTICAL CHOICES THE 1832 00:54:58,895 --> 00:55:00,764 DEMOCRATS HAVE TO WEIGH: REDRESS 1833 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,532 THE PAST, OR REACH OUT TO THE 1834 00:55:02,599 --> 00:55:06,770 GETTABLE WHITE VOTER WHO SAYS, 1835 00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:07,737 "YOU KNOW WHAT? 1836 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:12,409 I'D LIKE A SHOT AT GETTING IN 1837 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:17,113 THE POT BUSINESS." 1838 00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:17,380 [APPLAUSE] 1839 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:18,581 OUR ENTIRE AUDIENCE. 1840 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:19,382 "BUT TO DO THAT I'M GONNA NEED A 1841 00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:20,784 LAWYER WHO FIGHTS FOR ME." 1842 00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:21,885 AND THEN THERE'S ABORTION: A 1843 00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:23,019 DIFFICULT ISSUE FOR THE 1844 00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:23,586 DEMOCRATS TO LOSE ON -- BUT 1845 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:27,791 THEY'RE TRYING. 1846 00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:28,925 [LAUGHTER] 1847 00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,894 FOR DECADES, LIBERALS HAVE SAID 1848 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,162 "IF ONLY MEN COULD GET PREGNANT, 1849 00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:34,631 THIS WOULDN'T EVEN BE AN ISSUE," 1850 00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:35,265 AND "ABORTION RIGHTS ARE WOMEN'S 1851 00:55:35,331 --> 00:55:38,134 RIGHTS." 1852 00:55:38,201 --> 00:55:39,202 WELL, THAT'S WRONG NOW -- OR AS 1853 00:55:39,269 --> 00:55:43,406 THE KIDS SAY, "HOL' UP." 1854 00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:44,874 [LAUGHTER] 1855 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,109 WHEN THE WOKEY END OF THE 1856 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,644 PROGRESSIVE SPECTRUM TALKS ABOUT 1857 00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:49,345 ABORTION NOW, THEY SHY AWAY FROM 1858 00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:51,381 THE WORD "WOMEN," AND PREFER 1859 00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:53,550 TERMS LIKE "BIRTHING PEOPLE" OR 1860 00:55:53,616 --> 00:55:59,222 "PEOPLE WHO MENSTRUATE." 1861 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,391 BECAUSE SOMEWHERE THERE'S A 1862 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:04,961 TRANS MAN IS PREGNANT, AND I SAY 1863 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,564 GOOD FOR HIM. 1864 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:08,331 [LAUGHTER] 1865 00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:08,965 AND I'LL BE LOOKING FOR HIS 1866 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:09,532 STORY SOMEWHERE IN A FUTURE 1867 00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:10,166 ISSUE OF "RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR 1868 00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:13,036 NOT." 1869 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:18,274 [APPLAUSE] 1870 00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:20,777 OH, DEMOCRATS, LET'S TAKE THE 1871 00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:22,045 FIRST FUCKING WORD A HUMAN 1872 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,882 ANIMAL UNDERSTANDS, MAMA. 1873 00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:26,149 [LAUGHTER] 1874 00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:27,550 AND REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING 1875 00:56:27,617 --> 00:56:28,585 BEST UNDERSTOOD BY FOUR 1876 00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:31,254 TROTSKYITES AT BERKELEY. 1877 00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:33,423 [LAUGHTER] 1878 00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:34,524 AS WITH ALL THESE ISSUES, THE 1879 00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:35,158 WAVERING VOTER IS SAYING TO HER 1880 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,762 LAWYER, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, 1881 00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:39,996 "HEY, SO HAPPY FOR YOU THAT YOU 1882 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,132 HAVE SO MANY OTHER CLIENTS AND 1883 00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:47,170 THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT 1884 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,638 THEIR PROBLEMS, AND ALL 1885 00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:49,873 THE PRO BONO WORK YOU DO -- BUT 1886 00:56:49,939 --> 00:56:50,406 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY 1887 00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:51,474 LAWYER!" 1888 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:52,208 THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO BE LIKE 1889 00:56:52,275 --> 00:56:52,709 THE LAWYERS YOU SEE ON 1890 00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:53,009 BILLBOARDS. 1891 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:53,409 "YOU HURT? 1892 00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:57,347 WE FIGHT!" 1893 00:56:57,413 --> 00:56:57,614 [LAUGHTER] 1894 00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:02,552 [APPLAUSE] 1895 00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:02,886 "INJURED? 1896 00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:07,090 GET THE GORILLA!" 1897 00:57:07,157 --> 00:57:07,891 [LAUGHTER] 1898 00:57:07,957 --> 00:57:09,225 "MINSY MAKES THEM PAY!" 1899 00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:11,127 AND MY FAVORITE, "JUST BECAUSE 1900 00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:11,728 YOU DID IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE 1901 00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:14,564 GUILTY." 1902 00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:14,831 [LAUGHTER] 1903 00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:20,069 [APPLAUSE] 1904 00:57:20,136 --> 00:57:22,872 UH, IT DOESN'T? 1905 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:24,374 I THINK IT DOES. 1906 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,542 BUT THAT'S THE THING ABOUT A 1907 00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:27,210 LAWYER -- THEIR CLIENTS DON'T 1908 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:27,911 CARE IF THEY SHADE THE TRUTH, 1909 00:57:27,977 --> 00:57:30,280 THEY CARE ABOUT WINNING. 1910 00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:30,947 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT THE 1911 00:57:31,014 --> 00:57:34,484 DEMOCRATIC PARTY TO DO? 1912 00:57:34,551 --> 00:57:35,652 WIN ON THE TRUMP ISSUE -- FINISH 1913 00:57:35,718 --> 00:57:38,555 WHAT YOU STARTED WITH THE 1914 00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:39,722 JANUARY 6TH HEARINGS AND MAKE 1915 00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,057 SURE THE GUY WHO ABSOLUTELY WILL 1916 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:42,425 TRY TO STEAL THE NEXT ELECTION 1917 00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:43,393 CAN'T RUN IN IT -- THAT'S WHAT I 1918 00:57:43,459 --> 00:57:46,896 WANT MY LAWYER TO DO. 1919 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,464 [APPLAUSE] 1920 00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:49,332 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1921 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,066 WE'RE OFF FOR A MONTH AND BACK 1922 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:50,900 ON JULY 29TH. 1923 00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:51,835 'TIL THEN I'LL BE AT THE 1924 00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:53,570 NJ PERFORMING ART CENTER, 1925 00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:54,938 JULY 8TH, AT THE WANG CENTER IN 1926 00:57:55,004 --> 00:57:55,872 BOSTON, JULY 9TH, AND AT THE 1927 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:56,606 MIRAGE IN VEGAS, JULY 22ND AND 1928 00:57:56,673 --> 00:58:00,009 23RD. 1929 00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:03,880 I WANT TO THANK ANDREW SULLIVAN, 1930 00:58:03,947 --> 00:58:05,315 KATIE HERZOG, AND 1931 00:58:05,381 --> 00:58:05,782 CHRISTINE EMBA. 1932 00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:10,220 STAY TUNED FOR "OVERTIME" ON 1933 00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:11,988 YOUTUBE. 1934 00:58:12,055 --> 00:58:12,255 THANK YOU. 1935 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:12,522 [APPLAUSE] 1936 00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:19,462 ♪ ♪ 1937 00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:28,972 ♪ ♪ 1938 00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:38,548 ♪ ♪ 1939 00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:41,517 ♪ ♪