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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: APPRECIATE IT,

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HOW ARE YOU?

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GREAT TO BE

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BACK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH -- PLEASE,

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WE GOT A BIG SHOW.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I'M HAPPY

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TOO.

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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AND I'M HAPPY TO BE BACK WITH

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YOU TOO.

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I AM.

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WE'VE BEEN OFF FOR A MONTH BUT

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THE OTHER REASON I'M VERY HAPPY

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AS WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A MASK

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MANDATE REINSTATED IN

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L.A. COUNTY AND TODAY THEY SAID

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NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO -- IT'S

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GREAT TO SEE YOUR FACES.

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WHAT I LOVE IS THE CITY OF

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BEVERLY HILLS, THEY SAID EVEN IF

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YOU HAVE A NEW MANDATE, WE

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AREN'T GOING TO COMPLY.

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YES, BEVERLY HILLS.

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THEY SAID OUR CITIZENS HAVE

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SPENT TOO MUCH ON THEIR FACES TO

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COVER THEM UP.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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AND COME ON.

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MASKS?

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CLOTH MASKS IS AN AMULET, IT'S A

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ST. CHRISTOPHER METAL.

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OKAY.

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I SEE GUYS WITH BIG BEARDS -- IF

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YOU HAVE A MASK OVER A BIG

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BEARD, IT LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN IN

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THE 1970s WEARING A BIKINI.

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IT'S A TERRIBLE LOOK.

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ALSO COME ON, BIDEN IS 79, HE

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GOT IT AND HE'S FINE, DR. FAUCI

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GOT IT, THE QUEEN IS 110.

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YOU CAN COME OUT FROM BEHIND A

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DOOR AND YELLED BLUE TO THOSE

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PEOPLE, THEY DIED BUT COVID?

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NOTHING.

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WE HAVE A NEW ONE WE HAVE TO

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FREAK OUT ABOUT, MONKEYPOX.

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EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT.

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THIS IS WHY I SAY NEVER LET

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MONKEYS ORDER THE BAT AT A WET

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BAR.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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APPARENTLY AMERICA IS NOW

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LEADING THE WORLD IN MONKEYPOX.

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THEY SAY IT'S MOSTLY WITHIN THE

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MEN HAVING SEX WITH MEN

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COMMUNITY.

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[LAUGHTER]

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WE FORGOT THE NAME FOR THIS

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COMMUNITY -- IF YOU ARE IN THIS

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COMMUNITY, PLEASE WERE MEMBER TO

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WIPE DOWN YOUR PACKAGES.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU KNOW WHO HAS A MONKEY

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PROBLEM OVER IN YAMAGUCHI

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JAPAN -- NOT MONKEYPOX, MONKEYS.

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ACTUAL MONKEYS -- I DON'T KNOW

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WHY THEY ARE TERRORIZING THIS

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TOWN BUT THEY ARE GOING INTO

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NURSERY SCHOOLS, SNATCHING

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BABIES, CLAWING PEOPLE.

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IT'S COMPLETELY DISRUPTING DRAG

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QUEEN STORY OUR.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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DID YOU SEE TRUMP BASICALLY

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DECLARED HIS RUNNING AGAIN?

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HE'S GOT A WHOLE NEW ACT.

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HE WAS IN WASHINGTON, D.C., A

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COUPLE DAYS AGO FOR THE FIRST

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TIME SINCE HE LEFT OFFICE, DOING

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SOME OF HIS GREATEST HITS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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WORKING IN SOME NEW SHIT, HE'S

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GOT A NEW HUNK ABOUT HE WANTS TO

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EXECUTE DRUG DEALERS.

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I DON'T THINK DRUG DEALERS

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SHOULD BE KILLED UNLESS THEY ARE

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VERY, VERY LATE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU KNOW IT WAS INTERESTING WHEN

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TRUMP WAS IN D.C. -- YOU KNOW

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WHO ELSE WAS THERE ON THE SAME

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DAY MAKING A SPEECH?

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MIKE PENCE.

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AWKWARD TO.

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[LAUGHTER]

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FOR OLD TIMES SAKE, TRUMP

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INVITED HIM TO HANG.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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ALSO, TRUMP HAD A GOLF

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TOURNAMENT A COUPLE DAYS AGO,

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DID YOU SEE THIS?

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THE SAUDI ARABIANS HAVE A NEW

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GOLF LEAGUE EVERYONE HAS SHUNNED

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THEM, TRUMP OF COURSE INVITES

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THEM IN.

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I'VE PLAYED IN A SAUDI GOLF

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TOURNAMENT ONCE, MY HANDICAP WAS

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THEY BEHEADED MY CADDIE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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HE HAS THIS GOLF TOURNAMENT WITH

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THE SAUDIS AND 9/11 FAMILIES

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THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE TACKY,

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THEY WERE VERY PISTOL OFF ABOUT

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THAT.

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HERE IS TRUMP'S QUOTE, HE SAID

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NOBODY HAS GOTTEN TO THE BOTTOM

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OF 9/11.

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YES, IT WAS PROBABLY ANTIFA, I

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WOULD IMAGINE.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HE SAID OKAY, THE SAUDIS DID

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FINANCE TERRORISTS WHO CRASHED

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PLANES INTO THE PENTAGON, BUT

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WHO HASN'T SENT A MOB TO ATTACK

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THE DESK OUT FUCK.

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A BUILDING IN WASHINGTON IS

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WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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LISTEN TO THIS, THE DOJ,

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DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE SAYS WE

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ARE GETTING CLOSER, I THINK WE

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ARE GOING TO MAYBE SEE A GRAND

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JURY -- HOW ABOUT THIS FOR AN

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IDEA, WE PUT TRUMP IN JAIL AND

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TRADE HIM TO RUSSIA FOR

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BRITTNEY GRINER.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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JOHN MCWHORTER AND SAM STEIN ARE

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HERE, BUT FIRST.

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HE HOSTS THE NEW PODCAST, "THE

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CHRIS CUOMO PROJECT" WHICH

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RECENTLY BECAME THE NUMBER ONE

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PODCAST WITH ITS SECOND EPISODE,

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PLEASE WELCOME CHRIS CUOMO!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HOW ARE YOU?

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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PODCAST,

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THAT SOUNDS GREAT, SOUNDS LIKE

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IT'S OFF TO A GREAT START.

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AND ARE YOU HAPPY BEING BACK IN

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THE SADDLE DOING WHAT YOU DO?

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>> HAPPY, PROBABLY NOT THE RIGHT

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WORD.

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>> Bill: YOU MISS CNN?

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>> I FEEL LIKE I LOST A SENSE OF

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PURPOSE FOR A WHILE BECAUSE OF

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HOW THINGS ENDED.

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AND I REALLY BECAME KIND OF

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CLEAR -- WE'VE TALKED ABOUT

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THIS, JUST SO YOU KNOW, BILL IS

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NOT JUST GOOD ON THE SHOW, HE'S

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GOOD OFF THE SHOW.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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I THANK YOU FOR THAT.

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>> Bill: WE ARE JUST FRIENDS.

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JUST SO PEOPLE DON'T --

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>> WHEN YOU SAY THAT, NOW THEY

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DON'T BELIEVE IT.

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I WANT TO HELP, I WANT TO GET

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BACK INTO A WAY OF DOING A FORM

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OF WHAT YOU DO.

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BREAKING THROUGH THE TOXIC TO

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SOME OF POLITICS AND SPEAKING TO

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THE VAST BODY OF PEOPLE IN THIS

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COUNTRY WHO ARE JUST REGULAR.

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>> Bill: YOU DID THAT ON YOUR

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CNN SHOW WHICH I SAW RECENTLY IN

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THE PAPER, IT WAS A STRUGGLING

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NETWORK WHILE YOU WERE THERE AND

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YOU ARE ONE OF THE SUCCESS

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STORIES.

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NOW THE RATINGS IN THAT

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TIME SLOT ARE DOWN 53% -- THAT'S

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GOT TO FEEL GOOD TO.

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>> NO.

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>> Bill: COME ON.

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>> HONEST.

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IT'S A GREAT ORGANIZATION AND

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THERE ARE GREAT PEOPLE THERE.

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I DON'T DO THAT SHOUT IN FRIGHT

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SCHADENFREUDE THING -- I THINK

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THE WHOLE ENVIRONMENT IS DOWN

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NUMBERS WISE.

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I WANT GOOD THING FOR PEOPLE

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THERE, I DON'T LIKE HOW IT ENDED

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I HAD A GREAT TEAM I DIDN'T GET

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TO SAY GOODBYE TO COME I JUST

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WANT TO MOVE ON.

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THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO COME I

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EVERYBODY TO DO WELL, JUST --

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>> Bill: FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T

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KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOUR

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BROTHER --

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>> I'M BILL'S FRIEND.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THEY MAY RECOGNIZE

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YOU, YOUR BROTHER WAS THE

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GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK, AND YOUR

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FATHER WAS THE GOVERNOR OF

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NEW YORK.

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HOW WAS YOUR BROTHER DOING, HOW

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IS ANDREW CUOMO?

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN A FALL QUITE

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THAT STEEP.

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HE WAS ABOUT TO BE THE NEXT

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NOMINEE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC

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PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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WHEN COVID HIT, HE WAS PUT UP

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THERE AS THE POSTER BOY WHO DID

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THE BEST JOB WITH COVID, HE WAS

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ON TV EVERY DAY.

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THEY MADE AN EXCEPTION SO YOU

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COULD INTERVIEW YOUR BROTHER

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AGAIN, THEN HE HAD THIS GIANT

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FALL, HOW EASY, IS HE OKAY?

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>> I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY HE'S

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GREAT.

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BUT THAT WOULD LEAVE WHAT WE

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CALL BULLSHIT.

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THIS HAS BEEN HARD AND YOU LEARN

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A LOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR

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LIFE WHEN YOU WATCH THEM

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STRUGGLE.

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IT'S TRUE WHEN YOU STRUGGLE YOU

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LEARN WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE, I'VE

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ALWAYS KNOWN WHO MY FRIENDS ARE

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FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

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HE HAS BEEN IN A STRUGGLE.

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I HAVE WATCHED IT AND I AM PROUD

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OF HOW HE'S HANDLING HIMSELF.

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IT'S HIS JOB TO TELL HIS OWN

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HAS DEALT WITH A LOT AND HE'S

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DOING WELL.

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>> Bill: DID YOU EVER THINK

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HIS DOWNFALL WOULD BE WOMEN?

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I NEVER PICTURED HIM AS THAT

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GUY.

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THE KENNEDYS?

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OKAY, SURE.

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BILL CLINTON?

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COME ON.

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EVEN HILLARY ONCE SAID HE'S A

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HARD DOG TO KEEP ON THE PORCH.

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I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE

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ANDREW CUOMO'S DOWNFALL.

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>> ME EITHER.

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"OH, BOY, DID YOU HAVE IT WRONG,

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BILL."

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YOU DON'T H FORESEE THESE KINDSF

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THINGS, HE'S NO DIFFERENT FROM

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ANYBODY ELSE THAT WAY.

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>> Bill: HERE'S THE THING I

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DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT WHY YOU

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HAD TO LEAVE.

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THEY WERE MAD AT YOU --

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WHATEVER, THEIR STORY.

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I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE

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ADVISING HIM WHEN HE WAS GOING

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THROUGH THIS SCANDAL.

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>> I WAS.

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>> Bill: YOU WERE.

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>> YEAH.

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LIKE I SAID ON TV TO ALL OF YOU.

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THIS IS MY BROTHER, OBVIOUSLY

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I'M NOT OBJECTIVE, OBVIOUSLY I'M

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GOING TO HELP HIM, I'M NOT GOING

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TO COVER IT HERE, WE HAVE 23

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OTHER HOURS IN THE COMFORT OF

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PLENTY.

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>> Bill: CNN SAID IT VIOLATED

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THEIR JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS AND

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I SAID SY CNN HAS JOURNALISTIC

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STANDARDS?

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I'M KIDDING.

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THEY DID I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IN A

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SNARKY WAY.

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ALTHOUGH IT DID COME OUT THAT

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WAY.

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WHAT I MEANT IS THEY MADE A

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CONSCIOUS DECISION TO MOVE MORE

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TOWARD OPINION, THEN JUST GIVING

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A STRAIGHT NEWS.

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WHICH IS SORT OF TRUMP DILEMMA,

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YOU HAD TO DO THAT.

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IF YOU CAN'T PRETEND THE THINGS

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THAT TRUMP WERE DOING WAS

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NEUTRAL.

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>> I THINK FOR THE SAKE OF

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COUNTER POSITION, I DON'T SEE

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THAT AS A MOVE TO OPINION.

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I THINK THAT IS ADDRESSING THE

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NEED OF SERVING PEOPLE'S

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INTERESTS.

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WE WERE FACED WITH SOMETHING

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THAT THE MEDIA HAS NEVER SEEN IN

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THIS COUNTRY BEFORE.

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WHERE SOMEBODY WEAPONIZED THE

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TRUTH AND WON PRETTY MUCH EVERY

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FIGHT HE GOT INTO BY ULTIMATELY

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BLAMING THE SYSTEM THE PEOPLE

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REJECTED, INCLUDING THE MEDIA.

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UNPRECEDENTED RISK IS GOING TO

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REQUIRE AN UNPRECEDENTED EFFORT

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TO.

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I DON'T THINK IT WAS ABOUT

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MOVING TO OPINION NOT RELYING ON

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FACTS AND ANALYSIS BUT THEY HAD

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TO TAKE IT ON.

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I FELT VERY MUCH THAT WAY, NOT

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EVERYBODY DID IT TO THE DEGREE I

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DID, IT WAS RISKY TO DO WHAT I

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DID TO.

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YOU WERE BETTER OFF KEEPING YOUR

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HEAD DOWN AND SAY YOU'RE PLAYING

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IT STRAIGHT.

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AND I SAY THAT'S NOT WHY I DO

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THIS JOB, I'M NOT HERE FOR

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CONVENIENCE.

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I'M NOT HERE TO HIDE, I'M NOT

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HERE JUST TO GET THE CHECK AND

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THE START OF.

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YOU GOT TO TAKE THE RISK WHEN IT

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MATTERS.

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IT WAS ROUGH.

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IT IS STILL ROUGH TO BE SEEN AS

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AN ENEMY OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT

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WHICH IS NONSENSE, NOT AN ENEMY

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TO ANY PERSON, I DON'T WISH HIM

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ILL.

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I JUST WANT LEADERS TO LEAD AND

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TELL THE TRUTH.

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I DON'T SEE CNN THAT WAY.

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I SAW A LOT OF BRAVE MEN AND

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WOMEN DECIDING TO TAKE SOMEBODY

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ON WHO HAD A TREMENDOUS ABOUT OF

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POWER AND WHO HAD COME AT THEM

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BY NAME TWO THAT'S A SCARY

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THING.

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>> Bill: THE REASON WHY THEY

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CAN DO YOU COME, THIS ADVISING,

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I'VE READ MANY TIMES THAT SEAN

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HANNITY FROM FOX, LAURA INGRAHAM

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WERE TEXTING TRUMP ALL THE TIME.

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>> YOU WANT ME TO FIRE THEM OR

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SOMETHING?

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> Bill: ISN'T THAT THE SAME

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THING?

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WE ARE AT THIS PLACE IN SOCIETY

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NOW WHERE APPARENTLY THE MEDIA

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HAS MERGED -- KIND OF LIKE THE

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WAY WE ARE MERGING WITH

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ROBOTS -- WITH POLITICS.

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THERE'S NO SEPARATION.

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LOOK TO THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS

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SPOKESMAN IS, IT'S ALWAYS

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SOMEBODY -- THE DEMOCRATS ARE

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GOING TO HIRE SOMEONE FROM

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MSNBC, THE REPUBLICANS ARE GOING

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TO HIRE SOMEONE FROM FOX.

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WE EACH HAVE OUR OFFICIAL

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PLACES, CNN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

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THE MIDDLE.

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NOW THE NEW BOSS AT CNN I THINK

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HAS SAID HE'S TRYING TO RESTORE

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THAT.

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IS THAT POSSIBLE IN THIS

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PARTISAN COUNTRY THAT WE LIVE IN

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TO HAVE THE ONE PLACE I WOULD

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LOVE TO SEE THAT, THE ONE PLACE

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WHERE I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M

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GETTING ANYBODY'S NARRATIVE.

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I JUST FEEL LIKE -- JUST TELL

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ME, JUST TELL IT TO ME.

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>> FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S CALLED

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YOUR SHOW.

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THAT'S HOW YOU PHONE AN AUDIENC

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AUDIENCE.

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>> Bill: TRYING.

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>> I'M A FAN OF THE SHOW I HAD A

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LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS

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RECENTLY, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO

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WATCH BACK EPISODES AND THE

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PODCAST WHICH I LOVE BECAUSE

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IT'S SUCH A DIFFERENT FEEL,

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THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THE CHRIS

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CUOMO PROJECT.

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I BELIEVE PEOPLE TO WANT AN

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ALTERNATIVE.

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I BELIEVE THE MAJORITY OF THE

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PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ARE WHAT

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I CALL FREE AGENTS.

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OPEN MINDS AND OPEN HEARTS, THEY

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ARE NOT ABOUT PARTY.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THEY ARE ABOUT RESPECTFUL

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CONVERSATION AND YOU CAN

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DISAGREE, WE JUST DON'T HAVE TO

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SURRENDER TO HITTING A PERSON

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YOU DON'T AGREE WITH AND THERE

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OPEN TO THE IDEA THAT MAYBE --

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>> Bill: OR SEE THE WORLD

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DIFFERENTLY.

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>> I DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT

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MIDDLE, HERE'S WHY I DON'T LIKE

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MIDDLE AND I DON'T LIKE

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INDEPENDENCE.

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IN AMERICA, WE HAVE TO BE

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INTERDEPENDENT.

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WE HAVE TO CARE ABOUT EACH

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OTHER, YOU CAN'T JUST BE OUT FOR

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YOURSELF.

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THAT'S WHY I BELIEVE IN

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FREE AGENT AS A TERM INSTEAD OF

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INDEPENDENCE.

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IT MAY BE A SEMANTIC DIFFERENCE

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FOR SOME BUT NOT FOR ME.

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IT'S THIS TOXIC TO SOME,

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EVERYONE HAS BEEN FORCED TO THE

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FRINGE, TO PICK A TEAM.

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IT'S LIKE BEING A JETS FAN, THE

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JETS JUST SUCK AND I AM A JETS

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FAN, YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO

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SUCK.

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LOOK AT THIS DRAFT PICKS, THIS

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IS THE YEAR -- YOU DON'T BELIEVE

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IT'S.

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NOBODY BELIEVES THAT BUT YOU SAY

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IT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR TEAM.

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OUR POLITICS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO

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BE THAT.

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I BELIEVE THERE IS A GREAT

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CHANCE AND WE ARE AT A TIME IN

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OUR HISTORY WHERE THERE IS AN

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EXHAUSTION OF BEING FORCED TO

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PLAY A GAME THAT PEOPLE DON'T

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WANT TO SEE PLAYED.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU'VE HAD PEOPLE IN THIS CHAIR,

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I'VE WATCHED THEM SPEAK TO THIS.

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MOST PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY THEY

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AGREE ON ABOUT 80% OF THE

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THINGS.

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BUT WE NEVER SPEAK TO THEM.

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WE DON'T ADDRESS IT THAT WAY, WE

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GET FORCED INTO THE GAME AND

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THAT IS THE PROBLEM FOR THE

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MEDIA AS WELL.

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MY DEFENSE OF THE MEDIA IS

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THIS -- EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T

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END SO WELL FOR ME MOST

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RECENTLY -- IS THIS.

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YOU CAN'T EXPECT THE MEN AND

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WOMEN IN THE MEDIA TO NOT PLAY A

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GAME THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS

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PLAYING.

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YOU'RE WATCHING BECAUSE OF THE

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GAME, YOU'RE ALLOWING YOURSELF

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TO BE PUT ON TEAMS OR IN TRIBES

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OR ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO

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DESIGNATE IT BUT THEY ARE

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SUPPOSED TO SOMEHOW BREAK AWAY

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FROM THAT WHEN IT'S WHAT YOU

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WANT -- WHEN IT'S WHAT RESONATES

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WITH YOU?

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I THINK CULTURALLY WE HAVE TO

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END THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM.

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IS NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION, IS

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NOT IN THE LAW.

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PRESIDENT WASHINGTON TOOK MOST

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OF HIS FAREWELL ADDRESS TO SAY

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AVOID PARTIES AND MEN WHO WILL

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SEEK ADVANTAGE IN THEM.

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WE DIDN'T LISTEN.

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WE NEED MORE PARTIES, WE NEED

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RANKED CHOICE VOTING AND WE NEED

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A SHAME CAMPAIGN ON PURPLE

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STATES TO APPORTION THEIR

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ELECTORS.

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>> Bill: YOUR FATHER WHO I

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ADORED, I THOUGHT SUCH AN

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ELEGANT GUY.

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>> HE AGREED WITH NONE OF THIS,

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BY THE WAY, THAT I JUST SAID TO.

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>> Bill: REALLY?

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>> HE BELIEVED IN THE

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY BUT IT WAS A

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DIFFERENT PARTY WHEN HE WAS IN

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IT.

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>> Bill: ACTUALLY I THINK HE

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WOULD COME UP BECAUSE WHAT

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YOU'RE SAYING WOULD RESONATE

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WITH HIM AS MORE OF THE PARTY

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THAT HE KNEW.

527
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>> HE WOULD'VE SAID SHUT UP,

528
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,824
YOU'RE TALKING TOO LONG AND NOT

529
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:12,224
SAYING ENOUGH.

530
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,425
>> Bill: YOUR BROTHER WAS A

531
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,526
GOVERNOR, YOUR FATHER WAS THE

532
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,727
GOVERNOR, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE

533
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:16,862
DIDN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT I

534
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,930
THOUGHT HE COULD HAVE BEEN --

535
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:21,867
>> YOU WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER?

536
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,635
>> Bill: HE COULD'VE BEEN THE

537
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:24,570
ADLAI STEVENSON OF THE 80s, HE

538
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,839
COULD'VE LOST TWICE TO REAGAN

539
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,574
BUT NO BELIEF.

540
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,912
>> HE WASN'T AFRAID OF LOSING,

541
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,814
HE DIDN'T WANT TO RUN FOR

542
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:36,448
PRESIDENT, IT WASN'T BECAUSE WE

543
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,852
ARE IN THE MOB.

544
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:40,719
IT'S NOT OFTEN I HEAR THAT --

545
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:47,292
IT'S REALLY NICE, CUOMO,

546
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,393
MAFIA -- NOT NICE.

547
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,028
HE DIDN'T RUN AND I THINK THIS

548
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,230
WILL RESONATES.

549
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,464
HE DIDN'T RUN BECAUSE HE DIDN'T

550
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,299
THINK HE WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE

551
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:54,967
PRESIDENT.

552
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,703
I SAT AT THE TABLE I LISTENED TO

553
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:01,240
MY MOTHER, TO MY BROTHER, OTHER

554
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,441
PEOPLE, SAYING YOU CAN BEAT THIS

555
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:03,909
GUY, YOU CAN BEAT THIS GUY, HE

556
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,878
SAID THAT'S NOT MY MEASURE.

557
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,681
I DON'T BELIEVE I AM THE MAN FOR

558
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:09,948
THAT JOB.

559
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,918
HE RESPECTED IT.

560
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,986
HE RESPECTED WHAT IT MEANS AND

561
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,321
HE DIDN'T JUST SEE IT AS AN

562
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:16,955
ARTICLE OF HIS OWN AVARICE AND I

563
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,191
THINK WE CAN GET BACK TO THAT IF

564
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:23,328
WE START EMPOWERING PEOPLE.

565
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:23,962
>> Bill: HE WOULD'VE BEEN SUCH

566
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,832
A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN ALMOST

567
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,567
EVERYBODY WHO'S COME AFTER HIM.

568
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,802
THAT'S JUST MY OPINION.

569
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,638
MY LAST QUESTION, WHY NOT YOU?

570
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:33,539
THE FATHER, THE BROTHER, YOU'VE

571
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,940
GOT THE CROWD WITH YOU LIKE

572
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,576
THIS, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS

573
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,443
INSTEAD OF POLITICS?

574
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,145
YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A NATURAL.

575
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,580
>> I SEE ALL OF THAT AS INSULTS

576
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,815
BY THE WAY.

577
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,484
I WANT YOU TO KNOW.

578
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,320
>> Bill: YOU SEE TV AS HIGHER

579
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:48,654
THAN POLITICS?

580
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,789
>> TV?

581
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,323
OF COURSE NOT.

582
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,791
>> Bill: YOU ARE ON TV, YOU

583
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,860
CHOSE BROADCASTING.

584
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:58,230
>> YES.

585
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,431
>> Bill: WHY IS THAT BETTER?

586
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,000
>> I THINK I CAN MAKE A

587
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,369
DIFFERENCE, ESPECIALLY NOW.

588
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,404
>> Bill: MORE THAN A

589
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:05,704
POLITICIAN?

590
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,172
>> THEY ARE STUCK IN A GAME I

591
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,708
DON'T HAVE TO PLAY.

592
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,411
[APPLAUSE]

593
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,379
I RECENTLY DECIDED I WANT TO DO

594
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,248
THE CHRIS CUOMO PROJECT, I WANT

595
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,883
TO GROW -- IT'S FREE.

596
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,818
I WANT TO GROW IT AS A PLACE --

597
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,920
I THINK THAT MATTERS, I WON'T

598
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,422
PAY FOR PODCASTS.

599
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,290
>> Bill: MINUS THREE TOO.

600
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:29,361
>> AND REALLY GOOD.

601
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,796
I WANT TO BUILD THAT COMMUNITY

602
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,998
AND I'M GOING TO NEWS NATION

603
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,199
BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN AN

604
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:34,967
INSURGENT MEDIA AND I THINK NEWS

605
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,501
NATION HAS A CHANCE TO NOT BE

606
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:40,038
SEEN AS GROUPTHINK AND A FRESH

607
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,506
APPRAISAL OF WHO'S IN FRONT OF

608
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:41,773
YOU.

609
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,208
I BELIEVE IN THAT.

610
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,409
I BELIEVE OUR POLITICAL CULTURE

611
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,477
AS LONG AS IT STAYS TWO PARTIES

612
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,547
IS ALL ABOUT FIGURING OUT -- AND

613
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,750
YOU WILL FIND A WAY.

614
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:52,985
UNFLAWED AND YOU WILL BEAT ME

615
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,453
WITH MY OWN FLAWS AND THAT WILL

616
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,354
BE GOOD ENOUGH.

617
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,122
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH

618
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:57,789
THAT.

619
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:58,957
>> Bill: CHRIS CUOMO NOT

620
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,826
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT BUT HE

621
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:01,393
SHOULD.

622
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,964
GREAT TO SEE YOU, YOU DID GREAT.

623
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,966
I WILL DO THE PODCAST AND YOU

624
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:08,967
WILL DO MINE.

625
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:09,868
>> IN PERSON.

626
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,472
>> Bill: LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!

627
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:13,939
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

628
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:14,973
♪ ♪

629
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,408
HE'S WHITE HOUSE EDITOR FOR

630
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:17,442
POLITICO AND AN MSNBC

631
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:23,248
CONTRIBUTOR: SAM STEIN.

632
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:23,982
BACK WITH US, SAM STEIN.

633
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,517
HE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE NEW YORK

634
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:26,351
TIMES NEWSLETTER AND CONTRIBUTOR

635
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,152
TO "THE GLENN SHOW" PODCAST:

636
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:35,394
JOHN MCWHORTER.

637
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,561
I DIDN'T MENTION THIS IN THE

638
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,630
MONOLOGUE BUT IT'S THE BIG STORY

639
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:39,631
OF THE WEEK.

640
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:40,365
JOE BIDEN BEFORE HE WAS

641
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,133
PRESIDENT WAS KNOWN FOR

642
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:44,736
BASICALLY TWO THINGS.

643
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,439
HAIR PLUGS AND ONCE SAYING BIG

644
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:52,010
FUCKING DEAL.

645
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,111
THIS WEEK HE ACTUALLY SIGNED A

646
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,847
BIG FUCKING DEAL.

647
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,816
WE THOUGHT THIS ERA WAS OVER

648
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,217
WHERE PEOPLE COULD MAKE DEALS.

649
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,752
IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING

650
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,054
THIS, JOE MANCHIN FINALLY SIGNED

651
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:02,220
ON.

652
00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,221
I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN

653
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:04,156
THIS DEAL, THIS IS WHAT THEY

654
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,825
CAME UP WITH.

655
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,026
IT'S NOT QUITE SIGNED, SEALED

656
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,961
AND DELIVERED BUT WE PROBABLY

657
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,798
WILL GET THIS.

658
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:13,331
$369 BILLION FOR CLIMATE,

659
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:18,437
ELECTRIC VEHICLES, METHANE

660
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,871
CONTROLLING, SOLAR PANELS,

661
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:20,839
INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION REDUCTION,

662
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,808
THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME.

663
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,009
I DON'T WANT TO BREATHE

664
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,412
POLLUTION, OKAY?

665
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,947
MEDICARE -- WHY IS THIS IN THE

666
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:29,948
SAME BILL?

667
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:30,816
I DON'T KNOW WE WILL ANSWER THIS

668
00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:33,218
ON A DIFFERENT SHOW.

669
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,153
IT'S LIKE WITH CABLE TV, WHY

670
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,589
CAN'T I JUST GET HBO AND NOT

671
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:38,457
THESE SIX CHANNELS I DON'T WANT

672
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,126
TO?

673
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:41,593
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

674
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:42,294
THIS WAS ORIGINALLY THE BUILD

675
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,397
BACK BETTER BILL WHICH WAS A

676
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:46,331
$1.7 TRILLION BILL, THEY GOT IT

677
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,866
DOWN TO 450 BILLION WHICH USED

678
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:52,971
TO BE A LOT.

679
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:53,972
NEGOTIATING PRESCRIPTION DRUG

680
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:54,940
PRICES, NO BRAIN OR THEY

681
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:59,211
SHOULD'VE HAD A LONG TIME AGO.

682
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:06,151
WE HAVE OBAMACARE, 15% CORPORATE

683
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,285
MINIMUM TAX ON COMPANIES THAT

684
00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:09,588
MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS IN PROFIT

685
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,590
ANYMORE, THIS IS A BIG THING.

686
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:12,390
SORRY AMAZON, YOU'RE GOING TO

687
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:15,827
HAVE TO PAY SOMETHING.

688
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,797
IRS, FUNDING OF THE TAX POLICE.

689
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:20,932
REPUBLICANS DEFUNDED THE TAX

690
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:23,101
POLICE.

691
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,203
$600 BILLION A YEAR GOES

692
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:27,139
UNCOLLECTED AND DEFICIT

693
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:27,739
REDUCTION, THERE IS SOMETHING

694
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:30,075
FOR THE CONSERVATIVES.

695
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:31,977
THIS IS WHAT A MATURE GOVERNING

696
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:36,414
USED TO LOOK LIKE.

697
00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:38,150
I GUESS MY QUESTION IS WHERE ARE

698
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,017
WE ON BIDEN NOW?

699
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:42,387
A WEEK AGO HE WAS DEAD IN THE

700
00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:43,688
WATER.

701
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,190
IS THIS SAVABLE NOW BECAUSE OF

702
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:45,390
THIS?

703
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:47,192
>> I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL

704
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,828
THING.

705
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,163
IN THIS ROBERT CARO,

706
00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:52,998
LYNDON JOHNSON ERA WERE THINGS

707
00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:53,532
ACTUALLY HAPPEN BECAUSE OF

708
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,766
COMPROMISE -- WHAT I DON'T GET

709
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,736
IS WHY WE HAD THIS BAIT AND

710
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,137
SWITCH, WHAT WAS THE SURPRISE,

711
00:23:59,204 --> 00:23:59,704
FIRST JOE MANCHIN IS FOR IT,

712
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,574
THEN HE'S AGAINST IT.

713
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:03,308
HIS HISTORY CHANGED ON THE BASIS

714
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:09,247
OF SOMEBODY WHO IS A BOOB?

715
00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:10,015
[LAUGHTER]

716
00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:10,715
A [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

717
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:11,449
WAS HE NOT PAYING ATTENTION?

718
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:15,153
>> Bill: IT WENT FROM

719
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:20,292
$1.7 TRILLION TO $450 BILLION.

720
00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:23,361
$1.2 TRILLION IS NOTHING TO YOU?

721
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:25,163
IT SEEMS LIKE THEY PAIRED IT WAY

722
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,365
DOWN TO SOMETHING MUCH MORE

723
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:27,833
PRACTICAL.

724
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,202
>> MENTIONS IMPRINT IS ALL OVER

725
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:31,203
THIS.

726
00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:32,637
THERE WERE BAIT AND SWITCH, A

727
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:34,306
LOT OF TIMES THE LEFT FELT LIKE

728
00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:35,607
THEY WERE THE VICTIMS OF IT, IN

729
00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:36,842
THIS CASE THE RIGHT FEELS LIKE

730
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:38,877
THEY ARE THE VICTIMS OF IT

731
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,212
BECAUSE HE WAS AGAINST THE

732
00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:41,847
CLIMATE PROVISIONS, THEN SAID HE

733
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,416
WAS FOR THEM ONLY AFTER THE

734
00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:45,283
SENATE PASSED A TOTALLY

735
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:46,551
DIFFERENT BILL SO McCONNELL

736
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,086
LOOKS A LITTLE BIT SILLY.

737
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,955
TO YOUR POINT, THIS IS A HUGE

738
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:50,922
DEAL.

739
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,058
IF THIS GETS PASSED ANY ONE OF

740
00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:54,226
THOSE POSITIONS PASSED UNDER

741
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:55,961
PRIOR PRESIDENCY, DEMOCRATIC

742
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,429
PRESIDENT WOULD HAVE BEEN

743
00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:57,896
HISTORIC.

744
00:24:57,963 --> 00:24:58,864
THE PRESCRIPTION DRUG THING HAS

745
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,699
BEEN A THING THEY WANTED TO

746
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,200
ACHIEVE FOR DECADES, THEY WILL

747
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:06,371
GET THAT IN ADDITION TO THAT,

748
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:10,108
$370 BILLION IN CLIMATE

749
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:10,742
INVESTMENTS, THAT'S A HISTORICAL

750
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:11,243
MARKER FOR A PRESIDENCY.

751
00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:11,910
THE PROBLEM IS EXPECTATIONS WERE

752
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,246
MADE SO HIGH -- PARTIALLY HIS

753
00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,181
OWN FAULT, HE SET THEM HIGH,

754
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,415
WHEN THEY GO THROUGH THIS

755
00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:18,116
LOGICAL COMPROMISE THE LEFT

756
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,119
FEELS LIKE IT'S A LETDOWN.

757
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,554
>> Bill: IT'S NOT.

758
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:23,521
THIS IS OUR GOVERNMENT USED TO

759
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,724
WORK, THAT'S HOW GOVERNMENT DOES

760
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:26,725
WORK, IT'S THE ONLY WAY IT

761
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,894
WORKS.

762
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,395
>> I STILL CAN'T GET PAST TWO

763
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:31,763
WEEKS AGO WE THOUGHT NOTHING WAS

764
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:34,232
GOING TO HAPPEN AT ALL IN TERMS

765
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:34,866
OF CLIMATE CHANGE AND ALL OF A

766
00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:37,002
SUDDEN IT WAS.

767
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:41,506
IT ALMOST SEEMS AS IF MANCHIN

768
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:42,941
WASN'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION

769
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,809
AND HE SAW HOW UPSET PEOPLE WERE

770
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,144
AND CHANGED HIS MIND?

771
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,445
IT SEEMS ON STATESMEN LIKE HE

772
00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:50,382
CHANGE SO ABRUPTLY AND FOR NO

773
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:50,815
EXPLANATORY REASON.

774
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:51,449
>> Bill: I'M NOT GOING TO BACK

775
00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,953
THERE WITH YOU.

776
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,688
YOU HAVE A HARD ON FOR

777
00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:58,390
JOE MANCHIN I DON'T KNOW WHY.

778
00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:00,091
>> WHAT THAT HE DO TO YOU?

779
00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,493
SPEAK OF CLOUD THE TAKING OVER

780
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:03,595
THIS COUNTRY IS STILL

781
00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:05,196
DONALD TRUMP.

782
00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:05,797
HE WAS MAKING THIS SPEECH IN

783
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:10,201
WASHINGTON, HE SAID THIS -- THIS

784
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:12,637
IS THE END OF HIS SPEECH WHICH I

785
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,673
REALLY THINK -- IF I RENOUNCE MY

786
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,141
BELIEFS IF I AGREED TO STAY

787
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:17,309
SILENT, IF I STAYED AT HOME AND

788
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:23,715
TOOK IT EASY, THE PERSECUTION OF

789
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:24,749
DONALD TRUMP, THIRD PERSON WOULD

790
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:26,952
STOP IMMEDIATELY.

791
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,386
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WILL DO, I

792
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:29,888
CAN'T DO THAT, I HAVE TO SAVE

793
00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:33,725
OUR COUNTRY.

794
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:34,726
THIS SCARES ME -- IT'S

795
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:35,160
MESSIANIC.

796
00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:36,594
I HAVE TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY.

797
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:38,763
TO ME HE'S BACK IN THE RACE.

798
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,632
>> 100%.

799
00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:41,666
IT'S REALLY A MATTER OF WHEN HE

800
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,035
WANTS TO DECIDE HE'S GOING TO

801
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:44,936
DECLARE HIS CANDIDACY.

802
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:46,137
THERE'S SOMETHING IRONIC WITH

803
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:47,739
HIM SAYING I COULD STAY HOME AND

804
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:51,109
TWO DAYS LATER PLAYING IN THE

805
00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:54,145
PRO-AM AT THE LIVE GOLF ORNAMENT

806
00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:55,246
AT HIS COUNTRY CLUB -- I THOUGHT

807
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,782
THE SPEECH WAS PECULIAR

808
00:26:57,849 --> 00:27:00,385
ESPECIALLY FOR A TRUMPET SPEECH

809
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,953
TOO, THE BIG POLICY IDEA WAS TO

810
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,355
TAKE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND CREATE

811
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,389
TENT CITIES OUTSIDE OF CITIES

812
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,758
WHERE YOU CAN STORE HOMELESS

813
00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:11,363
PEOPLE.

814
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:12,497
>> Bill: I DON'T WANT TO GET

815
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,666
OFF ON THIS TOPIC TOO MUCH, THE

816
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:15,734
COMPASSIONATE VIEW FROM THE LEFT

817
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,371
IS KEEP THEM ON THE SIDEWALK.

818
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:21,139
I DON'T GET THAT EITHER.

819
00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:22,574
WE ARE THE MOST COMPASSIONATE

820
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:29,114
PEOPLE, STAY ON THE SIDEWALK.

821
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:33,351
[APPLAUSE]

822
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,420
>> IT MAKES THEM BORING AND

823
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,421
"LEAVE IT TO BEAVER" FOR THEM TO

824
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,189
THAT WANT TO HAVE A HOME, IT'S

825
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:42,427
TOO CONFORMIST TO PUT THEM IN

826
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,328
HOUSES.

827
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,829
>> Bill: WALLY JUST DIED TO.

828
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,731
>> I FORGOT ABOUT --

829
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:50,268
>> Bill: TOO SOON, TOO SOON!

830
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,570
>> I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT IT

831
00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:54,773
UP.

832
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:55,373
[LAUGHTER]

833
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,508
>> Bill: THIS IS FROM A GUY

834
00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:59,177
NAMED JACQUELINE CHECK, THESE

835
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,578
JANUARY 6TH HEARINGS, I GOT TO

836
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,313
SAY I WAS SKEPTICAL, THEY HAVE

837
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,548
BEEN PRETTY PROFESSIONAL.

838
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:04,783
THEY REALLY HAVE DELIVERED, I

839
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,017
KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WEREN'T

840
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,019
WATCHING BUT IF YOU DID, IT'S

841
00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:08,787
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE BECAUSE THE

842
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,655
OTHER SIDE IS GOING TO SAY IT'S

843
00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:13,191
ALL POLITICAL.

844
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:13,892
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

845
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:15,193
IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ALL

846
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,028
POLITICAL BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE

847
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:17,562
WHO ARE WITNESSES AND

848
00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:24,169
PROSECUTING IT ARE REPUBLICANS.

849
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:26,004
THIS IS TRUMP LAWYER, THEY ARE

850
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:26,638
PLAYING THE EMAILS NOW.

851
00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:29,841
LISTEN TO THIS ONE.

852
00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:32,677
"WE WOULD JUST BE SENDING IN

853
00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:36,581
FAKE ELECTORAL VOTES TO PENCE SO

854
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,016
THAT SOMEONE IN CONGRESS CAN

855
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,918
MAKE AN OBJECTION WHEN THEY

856
00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:40,518
START COUNTING VOTES AND START

857
00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:43,421
ARGUING THAT THE FAKE ONES

858
00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:47,058
SHOULD BE COUNTED."

859
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,561
THEN HE SENT A FOLLOW-UP EMAIL

860
00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:53,531
SAYING "YOU KNOW, ALTERNATIVE

861
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:54,833
VOTES IS PROBABLY A BETTER TERM

862
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:58,036
THAN FAKE BOATS."

863
00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:01,005
ADDING A SMILEY EMOJI.

864
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,408
>> WE SHOULD GO TO THE LINGUIST

865
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:03,942
ON THIS ONE.

866
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:06,077
>> Bill: PLOTTING A COUP TO

867
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:10,849
SEIZE POWER, HAND CLAP EMOJI.

868
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:16,020
>> WHAT'S THE PROPER EMOJI?

869
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:20,291
IF YOU WANT TO BE

870
00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:21,526
"COMPASSIONATE," IT SEEMS TO ME

871
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,695
THE ONLY WAY TO EXPLAIN ALL THAT

872
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:24,929
AS THE ACTIONS OF RATIONAL

873
00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,364
COGNITIVELY SOUND HUMAN BEINGS

874
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,166
AS THEY REALLY DO BELIEVE WE HAD

875
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:29,734
A COMPLETE REVOLUTION IN THE

876
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:30,635
SAME WAY AS THE UNITED STATES

877
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:33,338
BROKE AWAY FROM BRITAIN.

878
00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:34,472
WE NEED TO BLOW IT ALL UP AND

879
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:39,144
START AGAIN, EXCEPT THAT IT WAS

880
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:42,180
THE MEGALOMANIACAL NOTIONS OF

881
00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:43,681
TRUMP PERSONALLY AND CRAVEN

882
00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:45,183
PEOPLE FOLLOWING HIM, THE

883
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,618
COMPASSION DOESN'T WORK BUT I'M

884
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:48,686
TRYING TO MAKE IT CLEAR IN SOME

885
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,822
WAY THAT THESE ARE ACTUAL

886
00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:51,322
HUMAN BEINGS AND TRY TO

887
00:29:51,389 --> 00:29:53,391
UNDERSTAND THEM.

888
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,126
IT SIMPLY DOESN'T WORK, IS IT A

889
00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:56,227
REVOLUTION OR IS IT ALL ABOUT

890
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,329
DEALING WITH THAT BABY AND

891
00:29:58,396 --> 00:29:59,731
TRYING TO BASE YOUR CAREER ON

892
00:29:59,797 --> 00:29:59,931
THAT?

893
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:00,632
WE'VE SEEN ALL THESE MEMOIRS

894
00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:01,699
COMING OUT WHERE PEOPLE TRY TO

895
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:09,307
EXPLAIN WHY THEY DID IT.

896
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:13,912
>> Bill: YOU HAVE THIS PHRASE

897
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:17,148
A SMOKING GUN, IT ALWAYS COMES

898
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,216
UP -- WHAT DO THEY WANT?

899
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:19,717
THEY HAVE THEM ON TAPE SAYING

900
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:23,021
CAN YOU FIND ME 11,000 VOTES?

901
00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:29,827
THEY HAVE THIS GUY -- AND I

902
00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:31,396
UNDERSTAND MERRICK GARLAND HAS A

903
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:32,697
BIG DECISION HERE AS THE

904
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:34,499
ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE

905
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,233
UNITED STATES.

906
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,468
WHETHER TO CALL A GRAND JURY.

907
00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:39,604
I GET THE ARGUMENT WHY NOT

908
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,538
BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO BE

909
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,840
CRYING THERE TEARS IF THEIR BOY

910
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:47,412
IS IN JAIL.

911
00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:50,215
LET ME ASK YOU THIS, IMAGINE THE

912
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,683
SCENARIO AND TELL ME YOUR

913
00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:52,550
REACTION.

914
00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:53,251
WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY ACTUALLY DO

915
00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:56,454
GO TO COURT WHICH THEY SHOULD IN

916
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,757
MY OPINION, WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF

917
00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:02,927
WE -- WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU

918
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,363
DON'T?

919
00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,097
THERE WILL BE SUBSEQUENT

920
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:09,534
ATTEMPTS, HOW DO I KNOW THIS?

921
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:10,535
BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY ATTEMPTED

922
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:11,169
SUBSEQUENTLY, HE'S ALREADY DOING

923
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:14,706
IT AGAIN.

924
00:31:14,772 --> 00:31:15,940
WHAT IF THEY DID THIS AND WON

925
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:16,341
THE CASE?

926
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,309
IF YOU GUYS BRING THIS, YOU GOT

927
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,379
TO WIN THE CASE, HE'S IN JAIL.

928
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:22,647
MY THEORY, THE REPUBLICANS WOULD

929
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:26,751
SECRETLY LOVE IT.

930
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,720
I THINK THEY WOULD FUCKING LOVE

931
00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:29,153
IT.

932
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,090
HE IS OUT OF WAY, NOT OUR

933
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:34,726
FAULT -- THE WAY ARAB COUNTRIES

934
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,361
SECRETLY LOVED IT WHEN ISRAEL

935
00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:40,531
WOULD BOMB IRAQ OR IRAN.

936
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,300
>> THERE'S SOMETHING TO IT, THE

937
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,735
SLOT OF REPUBLICANS IF YOU TALK

938
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,136
PRIVATELY CAN'T STAND THE GUY,

939
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,337
WHICH SHE WOULD GO AWAY -- I

940
00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,605
DON'T KNOW IF THEY WANT HIM

941
00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:48,439
SHACKLED BUT THEY WOULDN'T

942
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:51,409
TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED.

943
00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:52,777
>> Bill: THEY CAN PRETEND THEY

944
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:53,478
ARE PERSECUTED WHICH IS WHAT

945
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,546
THEY LOVE TO DO MORE THAN

946
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:55,813
ANYTHING.

947
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,316
>> THEY WOULD FUND RAISE WELL

948
00:31:58,383 --> 00:31:58,983
OFF OF IT.

949
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,918
MEANWHILE IT WOULD BE LIKE WHEN

950
00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:01,352
HE WAS OFF TWITTER.

951
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,522
>> TO THE SUBSTANCE OF THIS HE'S

952
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,990
GOT TRUTH SOCIAL NOW.

953
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:08,126
>> Bill: NOT IN JAIL HE

954
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:08,693
DOESN'T.

955
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,296
>> HE'LL HAVE SOMEONE SENT OUT

956
00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:11,729
HIS TRUTHS FOR HIM.

957
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:13,731
>> AND IT WILL BE LIKE PAUL

958
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:17,235
SORVINO -- TOO SOON?

959
00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:22,073
>> COME ON!

960
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,709
>> TOUGH WEEK.

961
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,678
>> WE SHOULD TAKE A MOMENT.

962
00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:29,080
[LAUGHTER]

963
00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:31,816
>> THE MERRICK GARLAND SITUATION

964
00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:35,320
IS CRAZY COMPLEX.

965
00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:37,422
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S AS SOLID OF

966
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:39,557
A CASE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE

967
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,125
EVIDENCE IS NOT ADMISSIBLE IN A

968
00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:41,859
CRIMINAL TRIAL VERSUS A

969
00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:42,860
CONGRESSIONAL HEARING AND OF

970
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:44,495
COURSE ALL THE POLITICAL FACTORS

971
00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:44,996
THAT COME WITH IT.

972
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:48,566
THE REMEDY FOR THIS IS OUR

973
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,101
CONSTITUTION, THEY HAD A SECOND

974
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,503
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL AROUND THIS

975
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:53,738
ISSUE.

976
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:54,372
CONGRESS PUNTED THE ISSUE, THEY

977
00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:55,273
SAID THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL

978
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,141
WITH IT, THEY DIDN'T WANT TO

979
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,977
PURSUE THE REMEDY OF PROHIBITING

980
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:01,279
HIM FROM RUNNING AN OFFICE WHICH

981
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,715
THEY COULD HAVE DONE TRIAL.

982
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:04,882
THAT IS WHAT THE SYSTEM OF

983
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:07,952
CHECKS AND BALANCES ARE.

984
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:09,153
GARLAND CAN GO FORWARD WITH

985
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:09,354
THIS.

986
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,122
>> Bill: HE WILL HAVE TO

987
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,223
BECAUSE CONGRESS CAN'T CHARGE

988
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,591
SOMEONE WITH A CRIME, THEY ARE

989
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,927
LAYING OUT THE CASE AND SHOWING

990
00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:17,862
THE BLUEPRINT.

991
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:18,463
IF ONLY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT

992
00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:20,965
CAN DO THIS AND

993
00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:21,599
MERRICK GARLAND -- HIS STATEMENT

994
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,701
WAS THAT JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS

995
00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:24,736
MOVING URGENTLY.

996
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:25,236
>> NO.

997
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:26,871
>> Bill: IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND

998
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,107
A HALF SINCE THE CRIME WAS

999
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,108
COMMITTED I WOULDN'T CALL THAT

1000
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:30,341
URGENT.

1001
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:31,943
IF HE'S GOT IT IN HIS BACK

1002
00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:35,913
POCKET, I GET IT, WE HAVE THE

1003
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:36,981
HEARING'S FIRST.

1004
00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:38,750
BRING TO JUSTICE EVERYONE WHO IS

1005
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,151
CRIMINALLY RESPONSIBLE, THIS IS

1006
00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:44,188
THE KEY PHRASE -- CRIMINALLY.

1007
00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:46,724
OBSTRUCTING A JOINT SESSION OF

1008
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:47,525
CONGRESS, I THINK THAT WOULD BE

1009
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:50,862
FAIRLY EASY TO PROVE IN COURT.

1010
00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:51,529
IF YOU GET SOMEONE ON THE JURY

1011
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:55,833
WHO IS A DYED IN THE WOOL

1012
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,803
TRUMPER, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

1013
00:33:58,870 --> 00:33:59,971
SPEAK OUT THAT'S THE PROBLEM AND

1014
00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:03,641
THAT'S ALSO OUR SYSTEM.

1015
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,443
>> Bill: YOU'VE GOT TO TRY.

1016
00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:06,844
>> IT'S SAID THE IMPORTANCE OF

1017
00:34:06,911 --> 00:34:08,079
THIS IS PROBABLY MORE FOR THE

1018
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,081
HISTORY IN THE MATTER OF

1019
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,183
PRINCIPLE THAN IN EFFECTING WHO

1020
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,519
WOULD VOTE FOR THE MAN IF HE RAN

1021
00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,053
AGAIN AND HOW PEOPLE WHO ARE

1022
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:16,721
ALIGNED WITH HIM FEEL.

1023
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:17,789
IT SEEMS TO BE NO MATTER HOW

1024
00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:20,725
THIS COMES OUT INCLUDING TRUMP

1025
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:23,528
WINDING UP BEHIND BARS THAT

1026
00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,730
ACTUALLY HE WOULD STILL HAVE THE

1027
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,833
SAME AMOUNT OF FANS, IT WOULD

1028
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,535
NOT AFFECT WHO WOULD VOTE FOR

1029
00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:32,103
HIM BECAUSE BELIEF IN HIM HAS

1030
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,337
BECOME A KIND OF RELIGION.

1031
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,005
WOULD IT AFFECT THE WAY PEOPLE

1032
00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:40,578
FELT ABOUT HIM IF THIS CAME OUT?

1033
00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:41,712
>> Bill: ELECTIONS ARE WON ON

1034
00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:43,948
THE MARGINS AND WE SEE THIS.

1035
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,117
IT IS NOT A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF

1036
00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:48,286
REPUBLICANS WHO HAVE BEEN

1037
00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:48,953
AFFECTED BY THE JANUARY 6TH

1038
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,389
HEARINGS, BUT IT COULD BE

1039
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,324
ENOUGH.

1040
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:54,358
LIKE 6%.

1041
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:55,993
MORE THAN THAT OF INDEPENDENTS.

1042
00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:58,162
>> DO YOU MEAN THEM SAYING THEY

1043
00:34:58,229 --> 00:34:59,363
HOPE HE WON'T RUN?

1044
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,332
OR THAT THEY WANT TO VOTE FOR

1045
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:02,099
HIM?

1046
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,868
>> Bill: THAT'S THE THING,

1047
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,736
THEY SAY THEY HOPE YOU WON'T BUT

1048
00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:08,172
THEY WOULD STILL VOTE FOR HIM.

1049
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,107
THAT'S HOW MUCH THEY HATE THE

1050
00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:10,408
DEMOCRATS.

1051
00:35:10,475 --> 00:35:12,176
>> I THINK BILL IS RIGHT, YOU

1052
00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:13,377
HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH A COUPLE

1053
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:17,148
DIFFERENT PRISMS.

1054
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:18,449
YOU LOOK AT THESE FOCUS GROUPS

1055
00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:20,017
OF TRUMP VOTERS, I'M JUST SO

1056
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:20,718
TIRED OF IT.

1057
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,119
THEY WATCH THESE HEARINGS I

1058
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:24,055
DON'T WANT TO DEAL THIS ANYMORE,

1059
00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:25,089
THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HAMPER

1060
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,491
THEM IN A PRIMARY BUT LET'S SAY

1061
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:27,725
HE DOES WIN A PRIMARY, HE'S

1062
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,193
PROBABLY A FAVOR TO DO IT IF HE

1063
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,161
RUNS AGAIN.

1064
00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:34,165
>> THIS IS BETWEEN HIM --

1065
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,267
>> I THINK ON THE MARGINS, 2020

1066
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,402
WAS A TEST RUN OF THIS, ON THE

1067
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,070
MARGINS THERE ARE ENOUGH PEOPLE

1068
00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:42,373
IN THE MIDDLE WHO WILL FLIP JUST

1069
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,207
BEFORE BUT MORE THAN THAT

1070
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,142
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE

1071
00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,277
REPUBLICAN SIDE IN 2020

1072
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:48,246
SPECIFICALLY WHO VOTED FOR DOWN

1073
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:49,914
BALLOT REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES BUT

1074
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,049
DID NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP.

1075
00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:53,050
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AN

1076
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:54,485
ELECTION DECIDED BY 10,000 VOTES

1077
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:56,354
IN ONE STATE, 20,000 IN ANOTHER

1078
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,123
THAT MATTERS.

1079
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:00,391
I THINK TRUMP IS INHERENTLY A

1080
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,760
WEEK GENERAL ELECTION CANDIDATE.

1081
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,028
>> Bill: THESE ELECTIONS ARE

1082
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,963
COMING UP IN THREE MONTHS, ONE

1083
00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:06,597
OF THE CANDIDATES IN GEORGIA IS

1084
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:10,835
HERSCHEL WALKER.

1085
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:12,136
[LAUGHTER]

1086
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,337
SOME HERSCHEL WALKER FAMINES.

1087
00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:14,539
HE WAS A GREAT PLAYER BUT I GOT

1088
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:18,476
TO TELL YOU FOOTBALL IS A ROUGH

1089
00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:20,678
SPORT.

1090
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:22,947
THIS GUY -- THE REPUBLICAN

1091
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,683
ABILITY TO NOMINATE PEOPLE WHO

1092
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,118
HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN HOW

1093
00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:30,154
GOVERNMENT WORKS OR IN HIS CASE,

1094
00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:32,690
ANYTHING.

1095
00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:32,957
[LAUGHTER]

1096
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:33,224
[APPLAUSE]

1097
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:38,362
HE HAS BEEN COMMENTING ON

1098
00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:40,498
SCIENTIFIC MATTERS THIS YEAR, HE

1099
00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:42,466
SAID "SINCE WE DON'T CONTROL THE

1100
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:44,435
AIR, OUR GOOD AIR DECIDED TO

1101
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:45,903
FLOAT OVER CHINA'S BAD AIR, SO

1102
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,506
WHEN CHINA GETS OUR GOOD AIR,

1103
00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:49,507
THEIR BAD AIR GOT TO MOVE.

1104
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:52,910
UP SO IT MOVES OVER TO OUR GOOD

1105
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:53,344
AIRSPACE.

1106
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,546
SO NOW, WE GOT TO CLEAN THAT

1107
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:56,180
BACK UP."

1108
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:59,784
THAT'S HIM ON CLIMATE CHANGE.

1109
00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:00,618
THIS IS WHAT HE SAID ABOUT

1110
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:03,054
EVOLUTION A FEW MONTHS AGO HE

1111
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,456
SAID "AT ONE TIME, SCIENCE SAID

1112
00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,592
MAN CAME FROM APES, DID IT NOT?

1113
00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,961
IF THAT IS TRUE, WHY ARE THERE

1114
00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:16,567
STILL APES?"

1115
00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:22,106
>> AT COMIC NOTICE IT'S AT ONE

1116
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:23,307
TIME SCIENCE SAID THAT.

1117
00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:25,610
>> Bill: HE HAS A NEW BOOK

1118
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:28,679
CALLED "THINK ABOUT IT."

1119
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:32,149
YOU'VE HEARD OF BILL NYE THE

1120
00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:35,052
SCIENCE GUY?

1121
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:35,786
THIS IS HERSCHEL WALKER THE

1122
00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:38,422
SCIENCE STALKER.

1123
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:39,390
ALIEN LIFE: THE PLANET PLUTO

1124
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:40,257
MUST BE POPULATED WITH ANIMALS.

1125
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:40,891
OTHERWISE, WHY IS IT NAMED AFTER

1126
00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:41,125
A DOG?

1127
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:46,464
THINK ABOUT IT.

1128
00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:46,931
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1129
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,132
THE EARTH: ANYONE WHO THINKS THE

1130
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:48,766
EARTH IS FLAT HAS NEVER SEEN A

1131
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:49,266
MOUNTAIN.

1132
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:53,337
THINK ABOUT IT.

1133
00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:54,572
[LAUGHTER]

1134
00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:55,039
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1135
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:55,640
FOSSILS: THESE ARE THE REMAINS

1136
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:56,807
OF ANIMALS FROM A LONG TIME AGO

1137
00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:57,675
WHO DIED AFTER TURNING INTO A

1138
00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,610
ROCK.

1139
00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:03,881
THINK ABOUT IT.

1140
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,182
[LAUGHTER]

1141
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:05,650
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1142
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:06,283
TIME TRAVEL: TIME TRAVEL IS

1143
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,385
POSSIBLE, BUT YOU CAN ONLY GO

1144
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:08,486
ONE WAY, INTO THE FUTURE, AND

1145
00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:09,620
YOU CAN ONLY DO IT ONE SECOND AT

1146
00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,355
A TIME.

1147
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:17,995
THINK ABOUT IT.

1148
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:18,496
[LAUGHTER]

1149
00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:18,963
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1150
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:19,597
POLLINATION: FLOWERS CAN'T HAVE

1151
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:20,464
SEX.

1152
00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:22,233
SO THEY MAKE BEES CARRY THEIR

1153
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:23,701
LOAD TO THE SEXIEST SUNFLOWER

1154
00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:24,902
AND BUST A NUT IN ITS FACE.

1155
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:32,810
THINK ABOUT IT.

1156
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:33,511
[LAUGHTER]

1157
00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:33,978
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1158
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:34,645
THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE: IT

1159
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:35,813
CAN TAKE UP TO SIX DAYS AFTER

1160
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,448
SEX FOR THE SPERM AND THE EGG TO

1161
00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,417
JOIN UP AND START A BABY, THUS

1162
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:42,586
ALLOWING THE MALE TIME TO GET

1163
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:42,820
AWAY.

1164
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:50,528
THINK ABOUT IT.

1165
00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:50,828
[LAUGHTER]

1166
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:51,295
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1167
00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:55,366
MOLECULES: MOLECULES ARE MADE UP

1168
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:56,667
WHEN TWO ADAMS COME TOGETHER.

1169
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:57,601
OH MAN, I JUST REALIZED

1170
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:58,069
MOLECULES ARE GAY!

1171
00:38:58,135 --> 00:39:01,038
THINK ABOUT IT.

1172
00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:02,073
[LAUGHTER]

1173
00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:02,540
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1174
00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:03,174
THE EQUATOR: THE EQUATOR DIVIDES

1175
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,075
THE EARTH INTO A TOP AND A

1176
00:39:04,141 --> 00:39:04,842
BOTTOM.

1177
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:05,509
OH MAN, I JUST REALIZED THE

1178
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:13,617
EARTH IS GAY, TOO!

1179
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,486
[LAUGHTER]

1180
00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:16,353
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1181
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,755
I PARTLY DID THAT BECAUSE I READ

1182
00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:19,657
WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT HERSCHEL.

1183
00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:22,460
YOU SAID IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE

1184
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,694
REPUBLICANS BACKING A WHITE

1185
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:25,162
CANDIDATE SO PROFOUNDLY AND

1186
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:27,198
SHAMELESSLY UNSUITED FOR THE

1187
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:27,598
ROLE.

1188
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,201
REALLY, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE?

1189
00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:33,771
SARAH PALIN, DONALD TRUMP?

1190
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,072
>> I HONESTLY THINK THAT TWO OF

1191
00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:38,676
THOSE PEOPLE, MARJORIE TAYLOR

1192
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:39,944
GREENE AND SARAH PALIN COULD AT

1193
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,746
LEAST FAKE IT OR IN SARAH

1194
00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:43,280
PALIN'S CASE WERE ON THEIR WAY

1195
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:45,349
TO BEING ABLE TO FAKE IT IN A

1196
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,384
WAY THAT HERSCHEL WALKER SHOWS

1197
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,420
NO SIGN -- DONALD TRUMP IS

1198
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:50,421
ACTUALLY DIRECTLY COMPARABLE AND

1199
00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:51,756
HE SEEMS TO BE THE ONE WHO IS

1200
00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:56,627
PRIMARILY RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING

1201
00:39:56,694 --> 00:40:04,335
WALKER THE CAP TO BE A S SEPIA

1202
00:40:04,401 --> 00:40:05,102
VERSION OF HIM.

1203
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:06,637
I CAN'T HELP THINKING THAT PART

1204
00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:08,339
OF IT WAS THE IDEA THAT HIS

1205
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,707
BLACKNESS WOULD TAKE A CERTAIN

1206
00:40:09,774 --> 00:40:12,777
NUMBER OF VOTES AWAY FROM THE

1207
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:15,246
BLACK RAPHAEL WARNOCK.

1208
00:40:15,312 --> 00:40:17,715
IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE IF ANYBODY

1209
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:19,550
FEELS THAT IT'S WRONG TO CALL

1210
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:23,053
WALKER OUT FOR BEING PROFOUNDLY

1211
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,189
UNQUALIFIED FOR THE OFFICE ON

1212
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,224
THE SENSE THAT IT'S RACIST, I

1213
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,325
MUST SAY THAT I WORRY.

1214
00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:30,060
I IMAGINE THERE IS GOING TO BE

1215
00:40:30,127 --> 00:40:31,262
THIS BLACK PERSON STANDING UP

1216
00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:33,831
THERE IN THE ROLE OF A SENATOR

1217
00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:36,734
AND HE WOULD LOSE AN ARGUMENT

1218
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,170
WITH A BOX OF HAIR AND

1219
00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:40,671
NEVERTHELESS IS BEING PROPOSED

1220
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,439
AS A SERIOUS PERSON AND HE'S

1221
00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:42,773
BLACK.

1222
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,074
THE OPTICS OF THAT WOULD BE

1223
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:46,210
TRULY AWFUL AND I WOULD HATE FOR

1224
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,611
PEOPLE TO USE KID GLOVES WITH A

1225
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:48,979
WALKER OUT OF A SENSE THAT IT

1226
00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:50,815
WOULD BE WRONG TO ZERO IN TOO

1227
00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:54,752
MUCH ON HIS FLAWS BECAUSE HE'S A

1228
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:55,452
MEMBER OF A PREVIOUSLY OPPRESSED

1229
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:55,719
RACE.

1230
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:57,221
I THINK IT'S A SHAME, YOU HAVE

1231
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,757
TO CALL IT THAT YOU SEE IT

1232
00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:01,625
SOMETIMES.

1233
00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:02,059
[APPLAUSE]

1234
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:06,330
>> Bill: AND YOU DO SO WELL.

1235
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:07,731
WE DO SEEM TO ALWAYS BE THESE

1236
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:11,702
DAYS PRETENDING THINGS.

1237
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,938
ARE NOT TRUE OUT OF RACIAL

1238
00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:15,873
SENSITIVITY OR ICY WITH

1239
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,675
MONKEYPOX, I THINK 99% IS --

1240
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:20,311
WHAT WE CALL IT NOW?

1241
00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:22,279
MEN HAVING SEX WITH MEN

1242
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,982
COMMUNITY?

1243
00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:26,050
[LAUGHTER]

1244
00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:29,887
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT A

1245
00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:30,588
GAY THING?

1246
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:33,757
DIDN'T WE SEE THIS MOVIE, SHOULD

1247
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:39,530
WE BE PROTECTING PEOPLE FROM THE

1248
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:40,531
DISEASE, NOT THE LANGUAGE?

1249
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:43,033
>> I'M STILL GRAPPLING WITH THE

1250
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:47,571
IMAGE OF A B BUSTING ON NOT ON A

1251
00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:48,439
FLOWER.

1252
00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:48,706
[LAUGHTER]

1253
00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:52,176
I AGREE YOU LOSE A LITTLE BIT OF

1254
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:55,446
THE PUBLIC POLICY IMPORTANCE,

1255
00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:58,916
THE COMMUNICATION IMPORTANCE,

1256
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,484
ESPECIALLY IN THE COMPLICATED

1257
00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:01,685
AND HARROWING HEALTH CRISIS IF

1258
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:04,588
YOU CAN'T USE SIMPLE HEALTH

1259
00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:05,055
LANGUAGE.

1260
00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:05,990
HEALTH PROFESSIONALS

1261
00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:06,590
PARTICULARLY, THIS IS NOT JUST

1262
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:11,595
ABOUT LANGUAGE, THEY HAVE BEEN

1263
00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:13,030
SO CONSUMED WITH TRYING NOT

1264
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:17,835
TO -- TRYING NOT TO DISSUADE

1265
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,136
COMMUNITIES FROM DOING CERTAIN

1266
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,271
THINGS AND BEING OVERLY CAUTIOUS

1267
00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:22,006
WHEN ALL PEOPLE REALLY WANT IS

1268
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:22,740
THE TRUTH.

1269
00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:24,241
TELL ME LIKE IT IS AND I CAN

1270
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:28,846
PROTECT MY FAMILY.

1271
00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:30,247
>> IT'S INTERESTING ABOUT

1272
00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:31,916
HISTORY, THEY SAY WE ARE

1273
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:32,816
SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM HISTORY.

1274
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,418
IF YOU READ A LITTLE BIT OF

1275
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,320
HISTORY AND I DON'T MEAN ANY

1276
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,322
SOPHISTICATED WAY READ A

1277
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,657
BIOGRAPHY OF ANGLIN ROOSEVELT OR

1278
00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:40,858
THURGOOD MARSHALL, THERE'S A DOG

1279
00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:43,260
THAT DOESN'T BARK, SOMETHING

1280
00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:44,128
MISSING.

1281
00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:45,663
VERY EARNEST PEOPLE WERE NOT

1282
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,097
CONCERNED WITH WHAT THE NAMES OF

1283
00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:48,432
THINGS ARE THE WAY WE ARE AND

1284
00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:51,936
LOOKING AT THIS STUFF, YOU THINK

1285
00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:56,373
WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING NOW,

1286
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,574
THERE'S SOMETHING WE COULD TEACH

1287
00:42:57,641 --> 00:42:58,542
THEM, YOU NEED TO SHIFT TO THE

1288
00:42:58,609 --> 00:42:59,543
LANGUAGE AROUND IN ORDER TO MAKE

1289
00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:02,713
LIFE BETTER FOR PEOPLE.

1290
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,348
THERE IS NO INDICATION THAT

1291
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,916
HAPPENS, YOU CHANGE THE NAME OF

1292
00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:07,751
THINGS, YOU SHAME PEOPLE FOR

1293
00:43:07,818 --> 00:43:08,752
CALLING THINGS AND LIFE GOES ON

1294
00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:09,420
END.

1295
00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:11,322
IT DOESN'T HELP ANYBODY THAT YOU

1296
00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:13,624
CHANGE THE NAME, WHAT WERE THOSE

1297
00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:14,091
PEOPLE MISSING?

1298
00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:15,826
WE NEED TO GO BACK TO WHAT THEY

1299
00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:18,462
DID WHICH IS DO THINGS THAN TALK

1300
00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:21,699
ABOUT THE NAMES OF THINGS.

1301
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,300
>> Bill: YOU MORE THAN ANY ONE

1302
00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:26,770
RIGHT SO ON THE IDEA THAT WORDS

1303
00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:32,343
DO SHAPE IDEAS, IDEAS SHAPE

1304
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:32,710
ACTIONS.

1305
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:34,511
>> THEY SHAPE IDEAS FOR ABOUT

1306
00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:36,113
TEN SECONDS IN THE SENSE OF

1307
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:36,714
GIVING THINGS DIFFERENT NAMES.

1308
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:39,416
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT IS

1309
00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:40,351
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING -- AFTER

1310
00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:45,923
ABOUT 10 MINUTES, THE GNATS THAT

1311
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:47,157
SETTLED ON THIS SETTLE BACK ON

1312
00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:47,858
THAT NAME.

1313
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:51,095
WE HAVE CRIPPLED, HANDICAPPED,

1314
00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:52,496
DISABLED, NEXT YEAR IT WILL BE

1315
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:52,863
SOMETHING ELSE.

1316
00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:53,831
>> Bill: LET'S GO BACK TO WHAT

1317
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:55,399
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT 5 MINUTES

1318
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:56,233
AGO.

1319
00:43:56,300 --> 00:44:01,538
>> THE BE?

1320
00:44:01,605 --> 00:44:02,306
[LAUGHTER]

1321
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:03,340
CAN'T GET OVER IT.

1322
00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:05,642
>> Bill: DEAD TV STARS.

1323
00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:09,747
NO, INSURRECTION.

1324
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:11,715
THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO CALL WHAT

1325
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:13,784
HAPPENED AT THE CAPITAL

1326
00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:15,486
INSURRECTION, THAT WORD -- AND I

1327
00:44:15,552 --> 00:44:17,121
THINK IT WAS AN INSURRECTION --

1328
00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:20,657
LEADS YOU TO CRIMINALITY.

1329
00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:21,859
TRUMP IS SUING CNN BECAUSE HE

1330
00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:23,527
DOESN'T WANT THEM TO KEEP

1331
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:25,496
CALLING IT THE BIG LIE.

1332
00:44:25,562 --> 00:44:29,400
THEY CALL IT STOP THE STEAL.

1333
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:32,436
WHAT DO WE CALL PEOPLE?

1334
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:37,341
I READ 538 HAS COUNTED ALL THE

1335
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:39,443
GOVERNORS, SENATORS,

1336
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,611
CONGRESSMEN, SECRETARIES OF

1337
00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:42,846
STATE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE UP

1338
00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:47,551
FOR OFFICE IN THREE MONTHS, 120

1339
00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:48,285
ARE ELECTION DENIERS.

1340
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,020
WE HAVE ALL THESE TERMS.

1341
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,456
IS IT THE STEEL, THE LIE, THE

1342
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,625
INSURRECTION -- WHAT DO WE CALL

1343
00:44:54,691 --> 00:44:56,860
PEOPLE WHO ARE I THINK -- I

1344
00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,562
THINK THAT IS THE RIGHT TERM.

1345
00:44:58,629 --> 00:44:59,696
THEY ARE GOING TO SAY THAT'S

1346
00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:04,101
JUST YOUR LANGUAGE.

1347
00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:06,236
>> IT'S TOPS, I'M IN AN INDUSTRY

1348
00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,305
WHERE THESE THINGS REALLY DO

1349
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:08,839
MATTER.

1350
00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:11,542
WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO CONVEY A

1351
00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:12,376
STORY IN A SENSE THAT THE

1352
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:13,744
READERS CAN TRUST IT AND FEEL

1353
00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:14,845
LIKE WE AREN'T PUTTING OUR

1354
00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:19,883
FINGERS ON THE SCALE AND I TAKE

1355
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:21,718
CHRIS'S POINT IN THE PANEL, WE

1356
00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:23,053
HAVE TO EARN READER TRUST BACK.

1357
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,154
IT'S AN X ESSENTIAL CRISIS THAT

1358
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:27,858
WE DON'T HAVE IT AND WE'VE LOST

1359
00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:28,025
IT.

1360
00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:29,259
THESE ARE COMMON EDITORIAL

1361
00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:30,861
DEBATES, HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY

1362
00:45:30,928 --> 00:45:32,463
PROPERLY DEFINE THE PEOPLE WHO

1363
00:45:32,529 --> 00:45:33,664
STORM THE CAPITAL AND DO THE

1364
00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:36,033
PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE FOR THAT

1365
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:36,500
COMMON DEFINITION?

1366
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:41,672
IT'S NOT SO EASY, WE STRUGGLE TO

1367
00:45:41,738 --> 00:45:43,907
FIND THE RIGHT TERMINOLOGY.

1368
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:45,142
IT WOULD BE NICE AND CONVENIENT

1369
00:45:45,209 --> 00:45:47,478
IF WE COULD AGREE ON CERTAIN

1370
00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:48,078
WORDS TO DESCRIBE CERTAIN

1371
00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:50,347
THINGS, IT'S DIFFICULT TO.

1372
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,583
>> THERE ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE

1373
00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:54,718
COMPETING TERMS IN THE IDEA THAT

1374
00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:57,688
THE TERM YOU USE IS GOING TO

1375
00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:58,922
CHANGE THE WAY PEOPLE THINK

1376
00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:03,427
ABOUT SOMETHING IS OVERBLOWN.

1377
00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:06,730
ONE NOW I'M ADHERING 2 OUT OF 1

1378
00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:07,898
CAUTION, TWO I HAVE BIGGER FISH

1379
00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:10,334
TO FRY AND THREE I KIND OF

1380
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,702
UNDERSTAND.

1381
00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:13,770
SLAVE AND SLEEVED PERSON.

1382
00:46:13,837 --> 00:46:17,174
SLAVE IMPLIES IT'S THIS PERSON'S

1383
00:46:17,241 --> 00:46:17,808
PERMANENT STATE AND ENSLAVED

1384
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,576
PERSON SHOWS IT'S A HUMAN BEING

1385
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:21,545
WHO WAS IN THE CONDITION OF

1386
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,279
BEING ENSLAVED.

1387
00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:24,214
I AM QUITE SURE IN 20 YEARS WE

1388
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:28,285
WILL BE TEACHING THE YOUNG

1389
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:29,920
PEOPLE THAT ENSLAVED PEOPLE WERE

1390
00:46:29,987 --> 00:46:30,754
NOT INHERENTLY ENSLAVED, IT'S

1391
00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:32,089
THE CONCEPT THAT HAVE TO CHANGE,

1392
00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:33,157
NOT THE NAME OF IT.

1393
00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:34,525
I THINK WE NEED TO PAY A LITTLE

1394
00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:35,826
LESS ATTENTION TO IT BECAUSE

1395
00:46:35,893 --> 00:46:39,229
IT'S EASY TO TALK ABOUT -- TO

1396
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,430
TALK ABOUT NAMES OF THINGS AND

1397
00:46:40,497 --> 00:46:42,633
I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU OF THIS OF

1398
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:45,169
SHAMING PEOPLE FOR USING THE

1399
00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:45,903
WRONG WORDS, YOU GOT TWITTER,

1400
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:48,805
YOU SUCK.

1401
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:51,074
IT'S HARDER TO CHANGE THE WORLD

1402
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,344
BUT LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN HARD.

1403
00:46:54,411 --> 00:46:58,282
>> Bill: IT'S SO STUPID.

1404
00:46:58,348 --> 00:46:59,483
HOMELESS OR PERSON EXPERIENCING

1405
00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:00,217
HOMELESSNESS, WHAT DOES IT

1406
00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:02,853
MATTER IF YOU'RE LIVING ON THE

1407
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,153
SIDEWALK?

1408
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:05,055
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

1409
00:47:05,122 --> 00:47:09,860
IT'S SO SILLY, WHAT A STUPID

1410
00:47:09,927 --> 00:47:10,527
COUNTRY.

1411
00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:13,463
GREAT TO BE BACK, TIME FOR NEW

1412
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,433
RULES, EVERYBODY!

1413
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:16,900
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1414
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:18,235
♪ ♪

1415
00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:19,269
NEW RULE: DEMOCRATS MUST ADMIT

1416
00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:20,737
THAT WHILE THIS PICTURE MAKES

1417
00:47:20,804 --> 00:47:22,706
JOE BIDEN LOOK WAY TOO OLD TO BE

1418
00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:24,608
THE 2024 NOMINEE, IT ALSO MAKES

1419
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:31,348
MAYOR PETE LOOK WAY TOO YOUNG.

1420
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:33,750
[LAUGHTER]

1421
00:47:33,817 --> 00:47:34,184
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1422
00:47:34,251 --> 00:47:34,818
NEW RULE: NOW THAT THE HIPSTER

1423
00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:36,086
TECH COMPANY SHOPIFY IS LAYING

1424
00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:37,287
OFF 14% OF ITS WORKFORCE, THEY

1425
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:38,622
HAVE TO TELL ME WHO'S GETTING

1426
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,023
THE AX.

1427
00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:40,824
IS IT THESE GUYS PLAYING

1428
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:45,796
FOOSBALL?

1429
00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:46,063
[LAUGHTER]

1430
00:47:46,129 --> 00:47:46,797
OR THE ONES IN THE ROOM FULL OF

1431
00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:48,865
STUFFED BEARS?

1432
00:47:48,932 --> 00:47:49,132
[LAUGHTER]

1433
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:49,766
OR THE ONES IN THE WOODEN

1434
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:50,467
TEEPEES?

1435
00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,134
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY IN THE

1436
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,437
HAMMOCK ROOM?

1437
00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:54,271
THE GUY IN THE EMPLOYEE "JAM

1438
00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:56,406
ROOM"?

1439
00:47:56,473 --> 00:47:57,541
THE GUY RIDING THE OFFICE

1440
00:47:57,608 --> 00:48:00,277
GO-CART?

1441
00:48:00,344 --> 00:48:01,511
WHERE ARE THESE POOR LAID OFF

1442
00:48:01,578 --> 00:48:02,479
WORKERS GOING TO FIND ANOTHER

1443
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:05,415
WORK ENVIRONMENT LIKE THAT?

1444
00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:14,191
OH RIGHT -PRESCHOOL.

1445
00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:14,458
[LAUGHTER]

1446
00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:14,725
[APPLAUSE]

1447
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:15,726
NEW RULE: NOW THAT RUSSIA SAYS

1448
00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:16,827
THAT RELATIONS WITH AMERICA ARE

1449
00:48:16,893 --> 00:48:18,428
SO BAD IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE

1450
00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:19,329
WITH US ANYMORE AND IS GOING TO

1451
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:20,731
MOVE OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL

1452
00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:21,698
SPACE STATION.

1453
00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:23,033
FINE, WHATEVER.

1454
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:25,435
GO.

1455
00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:27,337
DON'T LET THE DOCKING MODULE HIT

1456
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:31,241
YOU IN THE ASS.

1457
00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:32,643
ENJOY YOUR NEW SPACE STATION

1458
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,544
WITH YOUR WHORE GIRLFRIEND!

1459
00:48:34,611 --> 00:48:35,979
BECAUSE I FOUND A YOUNGER,

1460
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:38,081
HOTTER ASTRONAUT ON TINDER AND

1461
00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:39,283
I'LL BE ZERO-GRAVITY-BANGING HER

1462
00:48:39,349 --> 00:48:43,553
IN OUR OLD BED.

1463
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:44,621
CALL IT A REBOUND, I DON'T GIVE

1464
00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:45,522
A SHIT.

1465
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:46,356
THEY'RE TWICE THE COSMONAUT

1466
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:53,964
YOU'LL EVER BE!

1467
00:48:54,031 --> 00:48:58,935
[LAUGHTER]

1468
00:48:59,002 --> 00:49:00,270
I KNOW.

1469
00:49:00,337 --> 00:49:02,005
FOR BEST PERFORMANCE IN A

1470
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:02,306
DRAMATIC --

1471
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:03,240
NEW RULE: THE AIRPORT SMOKING

1472
00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:04,174
LOUNGE MUST BE RENAMED "THE

1473
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:06,977
SHAME ZOO."

1474
00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:07,711
GO AHEAD, KIDS.

1475
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:08,612
TAP THE GLASS.

1476
00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:11,782
THEY CAN'T HURT YOU.

1477
00:49:11,848 --> 00:49:12,683
SOME OF THEM WILL EVEN EAT

1478
00:49:12,749 --> 00:49:13,517
NICORETTE GUM RIGHT OUT OF YOUR

1479
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:22,926
HAND.

1480
00:49:22,993 --> 00:49:24,428
[LAUGHTER]

1481
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:25,662
NEW RULE: SYLVESTER STALLONE HAS

1482
00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:27,798
TO COME UP WITH A SECOND THING

1483
00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:29,966
TO DO IN A PICTURE BESIDES,

1484
00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:31,835
"I'MA GUNNA PUNCH YOU."

1485
00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:32,436
ROBERT DOWNEY?

1486
00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:33,303
PUNCH.

1487
00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:34,171
ARNOLD?

1488
00:49:34,237 --> 00:49:35,405
PUNCH.

1489
00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:36,473
DENIRO?

1490
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:37,274
PUNCH.

1491
00:49:37,341 --> 00:49:39,009
STATHAM?

1492
00:49:39,076 --> 00:49:42,079
PUNCH.

1493
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,246
BRUCE WILLIS, TRAVOLTA, MICHAEL

1494
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,614
DOUGLAS, MICHAEL B.

1495
00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:49,319
JORDAN, KEVIN SPACEY, ROD

1496
00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:50,253
STEWART, SOME GUY, SOME KID, A

1497
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,324
STATUTE.

1498
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:56,326
AND HERE HE IS PUNCHING DON KING

1499
00:49:56,393 --> 00:50:02,833
BUT NOT CHRIS ROCK, BECAUSE

1500
00:50:02,899 --> 00:50:03,100
[LAUGHTER]

1501
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:03,567
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1502
00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:04,234
CHRIS IS SUCH A GREAT GUY NO ONE

1503
00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:08,905
WOULD EVER, OH.

1504
00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:10,240
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1505
00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:11,608
THE RECENT REPORT THAT INFORMED

1506
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,243
US THAT IN NOVEMBER OF THIS YEAR

1507
00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:18,915
THE POPULATION OF THE EARTH WILL

1508
00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:19,683
HIT 8 BILLION IS NOT GOOD NEWS.

1509
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,717
AND THOSE WHO REGARD IT AS SUCH

1510
00:50:20,784 --> 00:50:21,351
SHOULD BE TREATED FOR TIKTOK

1511
00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:24,421
BRAIN.

1512
00:50:24,488 --> 00:50:26,656
THE SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE

1513
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:27,824
UNITED NATIONS, OF ALL PEOPLE,

1514
00:50:27,891 --> 00:50:29,292
SAID THAT WELCOMING OUR

1515
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:30,460
EIGHT-BILLIONTH PERSON WAS "AN

1516
00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:33,063
OCCASION TO CELEBRATE OUR

1517
00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:34,664
DIVERSITY' -- YES, WHAT A

1518
00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:36,533
COMFORT THAT PEOPLE OF ALL RACES

1519
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:37,534
WILL BE CONTRIBUTING TO AN

1520
00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:39,236
ALREADY UNSUSTAINABLE CARBON

1521
00:50:39,302 --> 00:50:40,170
FOOTPRINT AND CHOKING AND

1522
00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:46,276
STARVING EQUALLY.

1523
00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:46,743
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1524
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:47,277
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S BEEN

1525
00:50:47,344 --> 00:50:48,412
HAPPENING WITH THE CLIMATE IN

1526
00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:50,981
RECENT YEARS?

1527
00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:53,216
DID YOU SEE ENGLAND LAST WEEK?

1528
00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:54,117
ENGLAND IS PRETTY FAR NORTH, BUT

1529
00:50:54,184 --> 00:50:56,353
THE RUNWAYS ARE MELTING?

1530
00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:58,455
OUR FARMLAND IS SHRINKING DUE TO

1531
00:50:58,522 --> 00:50:59,523
SCORCHING TEMPERATURES AND

1532
00:50:59,589 --> 00:51:00,657
DROUGHT.

1533
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,593
ONE OUT OF FOUR PEOPLE ON EARTH

1534
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:07,264
IS FOOD INSECURE -- WHAT WE USED

1535
00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:11,802
TO CALL "HUNGRY" -- AND BILLIONS

1536
00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:12,068
[LAUGHTER]

1537
00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:15,105
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

1538
00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:15,772
AND BILLIONS

1539
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:16,273
FACE SOME FORM OF WATER

1540
00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:16,540
SCARCITY.

1541
00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:17,841
WATER ISN'T THE ONLY THING WE'RE

1542
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,176
RUNNING OUT OF.

1543
00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:20,143
CLEAN AIR QUALITY SOIL RAIN

1544
00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:22,112
FORESTS WETLANDS.

1545
00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:23,146
THE PRECIOUS METALS THAT MAKE

1546
00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:24,347
OUR PHONES WORK.

1547
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:28,485
WE'RE EVEN RUNNING OUT OF SAND

1548
00:51:28,552 --> 00:51:30,153
-- WHICH MAY NOT SEEM IMPORTANT,

1549
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:31,288
BUT WITHOUT IT YOU CAN'T MAKE

1550
00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:32,689
CONCRETE OR GLASS.

1551
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:34,157
LIKE FOR WINDOWS, SO YOU CAN

1552
00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:35,158
LOOK OUTSIDE AND SEE THE WORLD

1553
00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:41,665
ENDING.

1554
00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:46,870
[LAUGHTER]

1555
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,339
ALL OF THIS IS NOT UNRELATED TO

1556
00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:50,874
THERE BEING EVER MORE PEOPLE ON

1557
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,242
EARTH.

1558
00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:54,444
WHO TEND TO USE THINGS.

1559
00:51:54,511 --> 00:51:56,413
TRACY STONE-MANNING, OUR

1560
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,015
DIRECTOR OF THE BUREAU OF LAND

1561
00:51:59,082 --> 00:52:00,050
MANAGEMENT, HAS SAID "IF THERE

1562
00:52:00,116 --> 00:52:01,184
WERE FEWER OF US, WE WOULD HAVE

1563
00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:02,385
LESS IMPACT.

1564
00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:03,753
WE MUST CONSUME LESS, AND MORE

1565
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:05,689
IMPORTANTLY, WE MUST BREED FEWER

1566
00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:08,792
CONSUMING HUMANS."

1567
00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,026
YES.

1568
00:52:10,093 --> 00:52:14,264
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A "DUH" --

1569
00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:19,536
AND UNTIL VERY RECENTLY, IT WAS.

1570
00:52:19,603 --> 00:52:20,837
BUT NOW THERE'S A GROWING

1571
00:52:20,904 --> 00:52:22,873
MOVEMENT OF PEOPLE MORE WORRIED

1572
00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:26,309
ABOUT POPULATION DECLINE --

1573
00:52:26,376 --> 00:52:27,210
DECLINE, THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD

1574
00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:35,151
BE CELEBRATING!

1575
00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:38,255
BUT ELON MUSK SAYS

1576
00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:39,990
>> THE BIGGEST PROBLEM THE WORLD

1577
00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:40,991
WILL FACE IN 20 YEARS AS

1578
00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:43,827
POPULATION COLLAPSE.

1579
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,462
>> Bill: OH COME ON, OF ALL

1580
00:52:45,529 --> 00:52:49,032
THE EXCUSES NOT TO WEAR A CONDO

1581
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:49,266
CONDOM.

1582
00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,300
[LAUGHTER]

1583
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:50,767
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1584
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:52,736
POPULATION COLLAPSE?

1585
00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:54,104
HAS HE BEEN TO DISNEYWORLD ON A

1586
00:52:54,170 --> 00:52:54,671
SATURDAY?

1587
00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:55,539
THE ONLY THING THAT'S COLLAPSING

1588
00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:56,673
IS THE DUMBO RIDE UNDER THE

1589
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:57,240
WEIGHT OF ALL THE OBESE

1590
00:52:57,307 --> 00:53:04,514
EIGHT-YEAR OLDS.

1591
00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:04,781
[LAUGHTER]

1592
00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:05,682
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE

1593
00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:06,149
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1594
00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:06,683
POPULATION COLLAPSING, I'M

1595
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:07,250
WORRIED ABOUT THE GLACIERS

1596
00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:08,351
COLLAPSING AND THE FOOD CHAIN

1597
00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:10,186
AND THE ELECTRICAL GRID.

1598
00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:13,323
I'M A BIG MUSK FAN BUT I HAVE NO

1599
00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:18,395
IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT

1600
00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:19,329
WHEN HE SAYS "EARTH COULD

1601
00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:20,897
SUSTAIN MANY TIMES ITS CURRENT

1602
00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:21,531
HUMAN POPULATION AND THE

1603
00:53:21,598 --> 00:53:22,332
ECOSYSTEM WOULD BE FINE."

1604
00:53:22,399 --> 00:53:24,668
IT'S NOT FINE NOW!

1605
00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:26,136
NATURE WORLD NEWS JUST REPORTED

1606
00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:28,972
AN UNPRECEDENTED GLOBAL

1607
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,308
EXTINCTION CRISIS WITH MORE THAN

1608
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,676
A MILLION SPECIES EXPECTED TO

1609
00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:34,110
DIE OFF IN THE NEXT FEW DECADES.

1610
00:53:34,177 --> 00:53:35,545
THE BEES ARE ALL DYING.

1611
00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:37,581
AND THE CORAL REEFS.

1612
00:53:37,647 --> 00:53:38,448
FISH POPULATIONS IN THE OCEAN

1613
00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:40,317
ARE COLLAPSING.

1614
00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:41,418
WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE TALKING

1615
00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:44,554
ABOUT?

1616
00:53:44,621 --> 00:53:47,223
AMERICA'S POPULATION IS NOW

1617
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,459
ABOUT 335 MILLION, AND THERE'S A

1618
00:53:49,526 --> 00:53:50,927
SUPPOSEDLY SMART GUY NAMED

1619
00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:52,195
MATTHEW YGLESIAS WHO WROTE A

1620
00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:54,197
BOOK CALLED ONE BILLION

1621
00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:56,066
AMERICANS ARGUING THAT THERE

1622
00:53:56,132 --> 00:53:57,000
SHOULD BE A BILLION OF US -- A

1623
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,902
BILLION AMERICANS.

1624
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:00,604
INSERT YOUR OWN TRAFFIC-ON-THE

1625
00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:08,745
405 JOKE HERE.

1626
00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:10,146
[LAUGHTER]

1627
00:54:10,213 --> 00:54:10,614
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1628
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,282
HIS ARGUMENT IS BASICALLY THAT

1629
00:54:12,349 --> 00:54:13,450
THE COUNTRY WITH THE MOST PEOPLE

1630
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:14,050
HAS THE MOST POWER, AND THAT

1631
00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:14,918
SHOULD BE US.

1632
00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:15,986
AND WHY NOT, WE HAVE PLENTY OF

1633
00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:20,123
SPACE!

1634
00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:22,425
OKAY, FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME,

1635
00:54:22,492 --> 00:54:25,295
LET ME REPEAT FOR THE

1636
00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:26,129
THINKING-IMPAIRED: YES, WE DO

1637
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:27,030
HAVE SPACE.

1638
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,032
POINT CONCEDED.

1639
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,467
IT'S NOT ABOUT SPACE -- IT'S

1640
00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:32,736
ABOUT RESOURCES.

1641
00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:33,870
DIDN'T WE JUST RUN OUT OF BABY

1642
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,238
FORMULA?

1643
00:54:35,305 --> 00:54:36,272
WAS THE PROBLEM NOT ENOUGH

1644
00:54:36,339 --> 00:54:40,110
BABIES?

1645
00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:42,579
YES, THERE'S SPACE ON EARTH FOR

1646
00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:44,247
MORE PEOPLE, BUT SOMEHOW THEY

1647
00:54:44,314 --> 00:54:45,849
ALL SEEM TO WANT TO GET ON THIS

1648
00:54:45,915 --> 00:54:51,388
TRAIN.

1649
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,256
YOU CAN MAKE A BILLION

1650
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:54,491
AMERICANS, BUT THEY'RE STILL NOT

1651
00:54:54,557 --> 00:55:00,897
GOING TO WANT TO LIVE IN NORTH

1652
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:03,967
DAKOTA --

1653
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:05,669
[LAUGHTER]

1654
00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:06,136
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1655
00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:06,903
AND EVEN IF THEY DID,

1656
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,338
WHAT ARE ALL THESE NEW RESIDENTS

1657
00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:11,341
OF THE GREATER BISMARK METRO

1658
00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:12,008
AREA GOING TO EAT, SOYLENT

1659
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:15,779
GREEN?

1660
00:55:15,845 --> 00:55:17,781
THE FAMOUS THEORY PUT FORTH IN

1661
00:55:17,847 --> 00:55:20,083
1798 BY THOMAS MALTHUS THAT

1662
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:22,852
POPULATION GROWS EXPONENTIALLY

1663
00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,422
-- BUT WATER AND FOOD DO NOT --

1664
00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:27,190
HAS NOT CHANGED.

1665
00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:29,325
WE'VE IMPROVED FOOD GROWING

1666
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:30,660
ABILITY, YES, BUT IT'S STILL

1667
00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:31,494
FINITE; AND YOU CAN'T GROW

1668
00:55:31,561 --> 00:55:33,430
WATER.

1669
00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:36,132
THE PLANET'S RESOURCES ARE

1670
00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:37,767
FINITE BUT OUR PREDILECTION TO

1671
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:38,802
ALWAYS BE DOWN TO FUCK

1672
00:55:38,868 --> 00:55:45,542
APPARENTLY IS NOT.

1673
00:55:45,608 --> 00:55:47,343
SCIENTISTS SAY IT WOULD REQUIRE

1674
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:49,746
ALMOST AN ENTIRE OTHER EARTH TO

1675
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:52,015
PRODUCE THE RESOURCES WE NEED TO

1676
00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:53,116
SUSTAIN THE POPULATION WE HAVE

1677
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:56,086
NOW.

1678
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:56,786
IT WOULD TAKE FIVE EARTHS TO

1679
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:58,121
SUPPORT THE POPULATION IF

1680
00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,689
EVERYONE CONSUMED LIKE THE

1681
00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:01,157
AVERAGE AMERICAN.

1682
00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:02,325
WHICH MOST OF THE WORLD WANTS TO

1683
00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:04,494
DO.

1684
00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:05,795
TO DENY THESE FACTS MAKES YOU --

1685
00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:06,596
I DON'T KNOW, KIND OF A

1686
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:08,264
FLAT-EARTHER OF POPULATION

1687
00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:10,633
SCIENCE.

1688
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:12,235
THERE JUST IS NO "THERE" THERE

1689
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:13,470
TO THE ARGUMENT THAT WE CAN KEEP

1690
00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:14,003
ADDING PEOPLE WITH NO

1691
00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:17,307
CONSEQUENCES.

1692
00:56:17,373 --> 00:56:18,341
THE "ARGUMENT," AS FAR AS I CAN

1693
00:56:18,408 --> 00:56:19,976
TELL, IS THE SAME ONE PEOPLE USE

1694
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,245
FOR BITCOIN: WE HAVEN'T THOUGHT

1695
00:56:22,312 --> 00:56:31,721
IT THROUGH, BUT WHO CARES.

1696
00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:34,958
[LAUGHTER]

1697
00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:35,425
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1698
00:56:35,492 --> 00:56:36,326
IT SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE GOOD FOR

1699
00:56:36,392 --> 00:56:36,793
BUSINESS.

1700
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:37,827
AND BUSINESS IS AFFECTED BY

1701
00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:39,429
DECLINING BIRTH RATES -JAPAN IS

1702
00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:41,164
OFTEN CITED AS A FRIGHTFUL

1703
00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:42,098
HARBINGER OF THINGS TO COME IN

1704
00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:45,435
OTHER COUNTRIES -- YOU SEE, FOR

1705
00:56:45,502 --> 00:56:47,036
SOME REASON, SOME YEARS AGO IN

1706
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,471
JAPAN THE MEN DECIDED TO STOP

1707
00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:49,372
HAVING SEX AND JUST MASTURBATE

1708
00:56:49,439 --> 00:56:54,477
ON THE SUBWAY.

1709
00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:54,744
[LAUGHTER]

1710
00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:55,478
THE ENSUING DECLINE IN BIRTH

1711
00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:57,347
RATES WAS ROUTINELY CALLED A

1712
00:56:57,413 --> 00:56:59,949
"POPULATION CRISIS," BUT A IT'S

1713
00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:01,618
NOT A CRISIS, JAPAN IS DOING

1714
00:57:01,684 --> 00:57:03,486
FINE, AND B: THE "CRISIS" IS

1715
00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:06,156
REALLY JUST ONE OF GDP GROWTH.

1716
00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:08,658
YES, A FALLING BIRTHRATE DOES

1717
00:57:08,725 --> 00:57:10,226
CAUSE SOME PROBLEMS BECAUSE WE

1718
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:13,029
NEED FRESH, NEW PARTICIPANTS

1719
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,831
ENTERING THE WORKFORCE TO FUND

1720
00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:15,899
THE RETIREMENTS OF THE PREVIOUS

1721
00:57:15,965 --> 00:57:18,301
GENERATION OF WORKERS.

1722
00:57:18,368 --> 00:57:20,036
AND YES, IF BIRTH RATES DECLINE

1723
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:21,671
TOO MUCH AND PEOPLE KEEP LIVING

1724
00:57:21,738 --> 00:57:23,506
LONGER, THE RESULT IS A SOCIETY

1725
00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:26,042
OF THE AGED AND ENFEEBLED -- OR

1726
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:35,351
AS IT'S KNOWN TODAY CONGRESS.

1727
00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,053
[LAUGHTER]

1728
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:37,520
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1729
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:38,254
BUT ISN'T RUNNING OUT OF WATER

1730
00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:43,693
AN EVEN BIGGER PROBLEM?

1731
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,861
FINITENESS AS A CONCEPT HAS NOT

1732
00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:45,762
BEEN REPEALED.

1733
00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:46,996
WE'VE FORCED UPON OURSELVES AN

1734
00:57:47,063 --> 00:57:48,364
ECONOMIC MODEL WHERE BUSINESSES

1735
00:57:48,431 --> 00:57:50,834
NEED EVER MORE CUSTOMERS, BUT

1736
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,636
MORE CUSTOMERS MEANS MORE

1737
00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,205
CARBON, MORE WASTE, MORE PLASTIC

1738
00:57:55,271 --> 00:57:56,873
IN THE OCEAN, MORE MOUTHS TO

1739
00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:59,943
FEED.

1740
00:58:00,009 --> 00:58:01,211
LET'S FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BE

1741
00:58:01,277 --> 00:58:02,011
HAPPY WITHOUT ALWAYS HAVING TO

1742
00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:03,847
GROW AND GROW AND GROW AND

1743
00:58:03,913 --> 00:58:04,714
ALWAYS KEEP GROWING -- WHAT ARE

1744
00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:08,685
WE, AN ALIEN ON A SPACE SHIP?

1745
00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:11,187
STOP SPAWNING, PEOPLE!

1746
00:58:11,254 --> 00:58:12,455
CLIMATE ACTIVISTS SHOULDN'T BE

1747
00:58:12,522 --> 00:58:14,891
CHAINING THEMSELVES TO TREES.

1748
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:16,993
THEY SHOULD BE BLOCKING COUPLES

1749
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:18,561
FROM ENTERING RESTAURANTS WHERE

1750
00:58:18,628 --> 00:58:22,398
THEY PLAY THE VIOLIN.

1751
00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:23,132
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1752
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:24,300
I'LL BE AT THE CHICAGO THEATRE

1753
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:25,068
IN CHICAGO, SEPTEMBER 10TH, AT

1754
00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:25,969
THE UPTOWN THEATRE IN KANSAS

1755
00:58:26,035 --> 00:58:27,871
CITY, MISSOURI SEPTEMBER 11TH,

1756
00:58:27,937 --> 00:58:29,572
AND AT THE FOX THEATRE IN

1757
00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:30,573
DETROIT, OCTOBER 8TH.

1758
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,441
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS SAM

1759
00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:32,308
STEIN, JOHN MCWHORTER AND CHRIS

1760
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:34,010
CUOMO.

1761
00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:36,112
NOW GO TO YOUTUBE AND JOIN US ON

1762
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:41,150
OVERTIME.

1763
00:58:41,217 --> 00:58:41,784
THANK YOU!

1764
00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:57,667
♪ ♪

1765
00:58:57,734 --> 00:59:00,003
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1766
00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:14,484
♪ ♪

1767
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:15,518
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]