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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THANK YOU, PEOPLE.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I

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APPRECIATE YOU COMING.

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YOU SOUND GREAT, I KNOW.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAPPY TONIGHT,

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BECAUSE YOUR BULLSHIT AND

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LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES ARE GETTING

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PAID OFF.

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PRESIDENT BIDEN MADE IT

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OFFICIAL, HE'S GOING TO PAY

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OFF -- OVER $300 BILLION IN

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COLLEGE DEBT AND TODAY HE WAS

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VOTED THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ON

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SUGAR DADDIES.COM.

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THE KIDS WERE GIVING UP ON HIM,

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NOW THEY LOVE HIM.

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I WAS ON MELROSE BOULEVARD

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TODAY, EVERYONE IS WEARING

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AVIATOR GLASSES AND THEY ARE ALL

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GETTING "NO MALARKEY" TATTOOS,

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IT'S AMAZING.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THE KIDS, THEY ALWAYS SAY THEY

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WANT FRESH AND NEW AND THEY GO

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BACK TO VINTAGE.

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SPEAKING OF THAT, DID YOU SEE

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WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CITY OF

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CASSVILLE MISSOURI?

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THEY ARE GOING BACK TO SPANKING.

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YOU CAN APPLAUD THAT, YOU DON'T

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HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF THAT.

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IT'S NOT WORKING.

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NOT WITH GEN Z.

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THE PRINCIPAL WAS SPANKING SOME

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GIRL AND SHE SAID THAT WAS HOT

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BUT I'M MORE INTO CHOKING.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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JUST IN TIME FOR BACK-TO-SCHOOL,

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THEY DID FIRE THE CHIEF OF

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POLICE IN UVALDE, TEXAS.

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HE WENT IN FOR HIS PERFORMANCE

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REVIEW AND THEY SAID WAIT IN THE

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HALL AND HE SAID WAY AHEAD OF

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YOU.

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[LAUGHTER]

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OUR BIG SCANDAL IN AMERICA GOES

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ON, BOX GATE ABOUT MAR-A-LAGO

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AND THE BOXES TRUMP TOOK.

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THEY UNSEALED THE AFFIDAVIT THAT

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ALLOWED THIS RATE TO TAKE PLACE

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AND MOST OF IT IS REDACTED TO.

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STILL THE REPUBLICANS ARE ALWAYS

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ON THIS PAGE OF "THEY RATED THE

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FORMER PRESIDENT'S HOME!"

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YES, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HE

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BROUGHT THE SHIT HE STOLE!

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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IS LIKE SAYING TO A COP YOU

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PULLED OVER MY CAR BECAUSE

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THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SPEEDING I

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IN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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APART FROM BEING APOLOGETIC,

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IMAGINE HIS LAWYERS THAT SHE'S

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BEEN THROUGH EVERY LAWYER IN THE

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COUNTRY NOW.

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NOW HE'S GOT THE ACCIDENT GUY.

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HE'S TELLING THEM HE WANTS THEM

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BACK HE SAYS THEY ARE MY.

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WHEN THEY OPEN UP HIS BRAIN --

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THAT'S THE RULES IN HIS HEAD, IF

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I'VE EVER TOUCHED IT WITH MY

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HANDS IT'S MIND FOREVER.

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IF I TOUCH IT WITH MY DICK, I

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WAS NEVER THERE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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AM I WRONG?

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IN THE WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THESE

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KIND OF SCANDALS CATEGORY, YOU

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SEE THE SAGA IN FINLAND KEEPS

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GOING ON THERE, THERE ARE

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6-YEAR-OLD PRIME MINISTER, SHE

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WAS IN TROUBLE LAST WEEK BECAUSE

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WHY?

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THERE WAS AN INSTAGRAM OF HER

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DANCING.

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WHAT IS THIS, FOOTLOOSE?

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WHO GIVES A FUCK, SHE WAS

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DANCING.

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THERE WAS ALSO A PHOTO THAT CAME

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OUT FROM THE PARTY OF TWO WOMEN

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TOPLESS, KISSING.

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THIS IS A SCANDAL?

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IT'S A TRAVEL POSTER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF

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THE APOLOGY, PRIME MINISTER

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MARIN HAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT,

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SHE MADE A STATEMENT -- WE HAD A

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SAUNA, WE SWAM, WE SPENT TIME

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TOGETHER BUT THAT KIND OF

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PICTURES SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN

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TAKEN.

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BILL MAHER, ASSOCIATED PRESS?

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WHEN YOU WERE IN THE SAUNA, HOW

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MANY OTHER ATTRACTIVE FIT FINISH

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WOMEN WERE IN THEIR AND WHAT WAS

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ULTIMATELY DECIDED ABOUT THE

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BORDER DISPUTE WITH RUSSIA?

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AND FINALLY, CONGRATULATIONS TO

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NICK CANNON BECAUSE HE ANNOUNCED

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THIS WEEK HE JUST HAD HIS EIGHTH

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CHILD, THERE'S A NIGHT COMING IN

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OCTOBER.

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THAN THE NEXT YEAR A TENTH IS

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COMING -- DIVIDE SAY

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CONGRATULATIONS?

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I MEANT TO PUT ON FUCKING

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CONDOM.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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SENATOR AMY KLOBUCHAR AND ROB

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REINER ARE HERE, BUT FIRST.

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HE'S A FILMMAKER, WRITER, AND

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AUTHOR OF THE NEW NOVEL

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LIARMOUTH: A FEEL-BAD ROMANCE:

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JOHN WATERS!

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JOHN WATERS, HOW ARE YOU?

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>> I'M WELL, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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>> GREAT TO SEE YOU AT YOUR

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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

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>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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>> Bill: I WONDER WHAT IT

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WOULD BE LIKE -- ARE SUCH AN

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ICON AT THIS POINT -- IF YOU AND

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I WALKED DOWN SANTA MONICA

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BOULEVARD IN BOYS TOWN --

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>> IT DEPENDS WHICH BLOCK.

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IT USED TO BE ON SANTA MONICA

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BOULEVARD THAT THEY HAD

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DIFFERENT BLOCKS.

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OUT FRONT OF OKI DOG WAS THE

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KILLER HUSTLERS, THEN YOU WENT

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ANOTHER BLOCK IT WAS STRAIGHT

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HUSTLERS, THEN BISEXUAL, GAY,

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DRAG, AND TRANS.

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THERE'S A LOT OF RED LIGHTS ON

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SANTA MONICA.

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IT WAS NICE TO WATCH.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: I WASN'T LOOKING FOR

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ALL THAT INFORMATION.

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>> I'LL STAND ON WHATEVER ONE

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YOU PICK.

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>> Bill: WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH

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A NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE THAT, YOU

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MUST BE MOBBED LIKE THE BEATLES

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IN 1964.

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>> PEOPLE ARE LOVELY TO ME

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EVERYWHERE.

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I GET TO THE SAME REACTION IN A

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BIKER BAR OR IN JAIL WHEN I

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VISIT PEOPLE.

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THE GUARDS.

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IF I'M ON THE SUBWAY I GET

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RECOGNIZED BECAUSE OF THE CHUCKY

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MOVIE.

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IT ALL DEPENDS WHICH THING I'M

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DOING.

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I LIKE TO GO EVERYWHERE -- YOU

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ARE RIGHT.

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I AM GETTING SO RESPECTABLE YOU

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WANT TO PUKE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> Bill: ARE YOU OFFENDED BY

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THAT, BEING RESPECTABLE?

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I THINK YOU MIGHT BE.

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I SEE YOU ARE GETTING A STAR ON

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THE WALK OF FAME.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> YOU HAVE ONE TOO, ON VINE?

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>> Bill: ANYONE CAN FUCKING

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BUY ONE OF.

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>> YOU DON'T GET THE PICK BUT

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WHEN IT WAS ANNOUNCED I HAD ONE,

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SOMEONE QUIPPED ONLINE "FINALLY,

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CLOSER TO THE GUTTER THAN EVER."

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I KNOW YOU DON'T GET TO PICK

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WHERE YOURS IS BUT I WISH MINE

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WAS IN FRONT OF LARRY EDMONDS

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BOOKSHOP OR THE BEST ON LAS

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PALMAS, THAT'S WHERE THAT

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NEWSSTAND USED TO BE AND THE

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CHURCH WORLD THE HUSTLERS STOOD,

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THAT'S WHERE DIVINE IT SHOWED UP

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ON A GARBAGE TRUCK TO THE

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PREMIERE OF FEMALE TROUBLE IN

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THE THEATER.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: I KNOW YOU'RE ALSO

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GETTING AN EXHIBIT AT THE MOTION

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PICTURE ACADEMY MUSEUM.

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YOU CAN'T GET MUCH MORE

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RESPECTABLE THAN MUSEUMS AND

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WALK OF FAME.

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WHAT IS IN THE EXHIBIT THERE

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WHEN THEY GO TO THE JOHN WATERS

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EXHIBIT, WHAT WOULD THEY SEE?

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>> JUST THINK A DEFINES

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IDENTIFICATION BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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IS GOING TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM

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AS DOROTHY'S RUBY SLIPPERS.

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I'M TRYING TO GET DEVINE'S

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CHEATER, THAT IS THE FAKE HAIR,

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A FRIEND OF MINE HAD IT, HE DIED

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IN THE FAMILY SOLD AT THE END

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SOMEBODY CALLED ME AND SAID THEY

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HAD IT AND TRY TO HOLD IT

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HOSTAGE.

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GIVE DEVINE'S CHEATER TO THE

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ACADEMY EXHIBITION >> Bill:

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SOME WHAT SHOULD ONE AS A ONE

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ISSUE CANDIDATE ON THAT ISSUE

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ALONE.

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WHAT ABOUT PINK FLAMINGOS, THERE

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MUST BE SOMETHING FROM THEIR --

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ISN'T THIS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY

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THIS YEAR?

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>> JUST GOT PICKED BY THE

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NATIONAL REGISTRY, OUR

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GOVERNMENT PICKED IT AS A GREAT

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AMERICAN FILM WHICH IS REALLY

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INSANE AND WONDERFUL.

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CRITERIA AND RELEASED IT AND WE

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DID BACK AND DID EXTRAS, I WENT

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INTO THE HOUSE WHERE ONE OF THE

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CHARACTERS LIVED AND THEY HADN'T

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SEEN THE MOVIE AND I SAID CAN I

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LICK THE BANISTER LIKE DIVINE

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DID THE MOVIE AND THEY SAID YOU

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CAN.

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I PUT DEVINE'S CURSE BACK IN THE

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HOUSE 50 YEARS LATER, IT WAS

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EXCITING.

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>> Bill: COULD YOU EVEN

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PITCHED THAT STORY TODAY IF YOU

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WERE GOING TO A MOVIE STUDIO AND

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SAID YOU WANTED TO MAKE THAT

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MOVIE, WITH THE EVEN LISTEN?

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>> THEY DO LISTEN.

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OF ALL THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

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I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF AND THE

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RULES THAT I LIVE IN -- I

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HAVEN'T BEEN CANCELED.

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MY NEW BOOK WE SENT IT TO THE

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SENSITIVITY EDITOR, SHE WOULDN'T

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CALL US BACK -- I THINK SHE

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DIED.

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WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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I HAVEN'T BEEN.

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>> Bill: YOU'RE SUCH AN OG,

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IT'S BAKED INTO THE CAKE.

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>> I DON'T THINK I MEAN

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SPIRITED.

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I MAKE FUN OF POLITICAL

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CORRECTNESS MYSELF IN MY NEW

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BOOK, I HAVE PEOPLE WHO ARE

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ADDICTED TO TRAMPOLINES AND

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THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE AGAINST

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THEM -- I'M GOING TO TRY TO

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IMAGINE EVERYTHING, EVERY

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POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD

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HAPPEN.

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IN THIS BOOK I HAVE A DOG THAT

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HAS HAD SO MANY FACE-LIFTS, DID

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YOU KNOW, AFTER YOU HAVE YOUR

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DOG NEUTERED YOU CAN BUY THESE

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THINGS SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK YOU

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ARE A BUTCHER, THEY ARE FAKE

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TESTICLES FOR YOUR DOG A

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QUESTION MARK I'M IT UP.

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I'M NOT EVEN PRO LIFE FOR DOGS,

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CAN DOGS GET ABORTIONS?

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I DON'T KNOW, I GOT A DOCTORATE

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RECENTLY.

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I THINKING I'M GOING TO GO INTO

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LATE-TERM DOG ABORTIONS.

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>> Bill: YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU

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HAVEN'T BEEN CANCELED BECAUSE IT

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WOULD HAVE HAPPENED BY NOW.

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THE POINT YOU'RE GETTING TO THAT

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I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO HIS

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YOU'RE NOT JUST A PROVOCATEUR.

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THIS NOVEL MAKES A LOT OF GREAT

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COMMENTARY ON SOCIETY AND THE

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SUM OF YOUR MOVIES -- PEOPLE

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FORGET YOU DIDN'T JUST MAKE PINK

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FLAMINGOS, YOU MADE MADE THREE

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MOVIES, YOU WORKED WITH

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JOHNNY DEPP.

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IT DOESN'T GET MUCH MORE

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MAINSTREAM.

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BY THE WAY, WHAT DID YOU THINK

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OF THAT TRIAL?

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>> I'M NOT GOING INTO THAT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I WISH THEY WOULD GET BACK

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TOGETHER AND MAKE EVERYBODY

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CRAZY.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: IT SEEMS TO HAVE

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EVERYTHING A JOHN WATERS MOVIE

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WOULD HAVE HER KILLED SEX,

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VIOLENCE, SHIT IN THE BED TO.

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>> MY SHIT -- WHEN WE MAILED

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SOMEONE A TURN TO COME OF THAT.

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THAT WAS JOYOUS.

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INTER DETERRED OF TERRORISM, IT

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HAPPENS.

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RATHER THAN SAYING I'M ANTIFA, A

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PROUD BOY OR ANYTHING -- I LOVE

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JOE BIDEN, I REALLY DO.

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HE HAS A GREAT HAIR TRANSPLANT,

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HE HAD DRUGS IN HIS FAMILY HE

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CAN IDENTIFY WITH WHAT A LOT OF

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AMERICANS ARE GOING THROUGH,

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HE'S A CATHOLIC FOR ABORTION AND

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GAY MARRIAGE, SO WHAT IF HE'S

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SENILE?

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MAYBE HE WILL SEND US ALL

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500,000 DOLLARS, I HOPE SO.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: YOU'RE ABOUT THE SAME

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AGE, CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

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>> THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVE BAD

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DREADS ON.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> Bill: YOU SHOULD PLAY HIM

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ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> I WOULD, THEY HAVEN'T ASKED

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ME YET.

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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY

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CAREERS.

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>> Bill: MONKEYPOX SOUNDS TO

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ME LIKE THE TITLE OF A JOHN

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WATERS MOVIE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> I CALL IT MONKEY BALLS.

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YOU HAVE BIG BORDERS ON YOUR

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BALLS, THAT'S A NICE LOOK FOR

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SUMMER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THEN I HEAR YOU CAN GET IT IN

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YOUR ASS -- MONKEY HOLE, GREAT.

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WAIT UNTIL STRAIGHT PEOPLE GET

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THAT, THEY WILL HAVE A VACCINE.

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>> Bill: SO YOU MUST --

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU MUST FEEL AWFULLY PROUD THAT

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GREG CREAN STORY HOUR IS A

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THING.

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WHEN YOU PUT OUT MOVIES ABOUT

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DRAG QUEENS I WAS A TEENAGER, I

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DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE AND I

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LEARNED IT FROM YOU.

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>> LITTLE MISS HOT MESS, SHE

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GOES TO SCHOOL AND TEACHES

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CHILDREN ABOUT DRAG.

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ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISE SOME

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PEOPLE ARE UPSET ABOUT THAT?

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HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?

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LITTLE MISS HOT MESS TAUGHT ME

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HOW TO PUT ON BOTTOM LASHES, GET

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IT, GIRL.

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DON'T BE SO SURPRISED.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: JOHN, GOOD LUCK WITH

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THE BOOK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET

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ONE BOOK THIS YEAR ABOUT A

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STRAIGHT MAN WITH A TALKING, GAY

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PENIS, GET JOHN WATERS BOOK.

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LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!

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>> YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO JOHN

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WATERS, THE COMMITMENT TO THAT

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MUSTACHE AFTER 50 YEARS.

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THE ONLY MAN WHO COULD PULL THAT

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OFF.

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>> Bill: LET ME INTRODUCE YOU

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FIRST.

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HE'S AN ACTOR AND FILMMAKER

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WHO'S DIRECTED AND STARRED IN

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PRETTY MUCH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE

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MOVIES.

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ROB REINER IS OVER HERE.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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SHE'S THE SENIOR DEMOCRATIC

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SENATOR FROM MINNESOTA, MY OLD

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JOB.

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AMY KLOBUCHAR IS OVER HERE.

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YOU TWO DIED IN THE WOOL

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DEMOCRATS MUST BE VERY HAPPY

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BECAUSE A COUPLE MONTHS AND AGO

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IT LOOKED LIKE THE DEMOCRATS

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WERE DEAD IN THE WATER, NOW

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JOE BIDEN IS UP SIX POINTS IN A

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COUPLE OF WEEKS.

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I FEEL LIKE BECAUSE TRUMP IS

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COMING BACK, BECAUSE ABORTION IS

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A BIG ISSUE, PEOPLE WANT THEIR

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ABORTION RIGHTS AND MOSTLY

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BECAUSE DEMOCRATS ARE FINALLY

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GETTING THINGS DONE.

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YOU ARE A GETTING THINGS DONE

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DEMOCRAT, YOU'RE NOT A DRAG

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QUEEN STORY HOUR DEMOCRAT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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IN MY RIGHT?

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THIS IS WHY THEY ARE UP.

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IN THIS BUILD BACK BETTER

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WHATEVER THEY ARE CALLING IT

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NOW, INFLATION REDUCTION BILL

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WHATEVER IT IS -- MEDICARE,

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BEING ABLE TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE

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DRUG COMPANIES FOR DRUG PRICES

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FOR MEDICARE.

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THIS IS SOMETHING THEY HAVE

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WANTED FOR A LONG TIME AND NOW

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IT HAPPENS.

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OBAMA WANTED IT, HE COULDN'T GET

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IT DONE --

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>> EVEN WANTED IT, WHY DID IT

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HAPPEN NOW?

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>> I'VE BEEN LEADING THIS BILL

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FOR A LONG TIME AND I BELIEVE

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WHAT WENT WRONG WAS THAT THE

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PHARMA COMPANIES THOUGHT THEY

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OWNED WASHINGTON.

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THEY HAVE THREE LOBBYISTS FOR

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EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS'.

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FINALLY THE PEOPLE SAID WE'VE

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HAD IT TWO THIS WAS OUR MOMENT

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WITH THE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT

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AND WE TOOK A PROVISION WE HAD

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BUILT INTO THE LAW 20 YEARS AGO

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THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T NEGOTIATE

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CHEAPER PRICES FOR MEDICARE.

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IT'S LOCKED IN, THE COMPANIES

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LOCKED IN THEIR PROFITS AND WE

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SAID THAT'S IT.

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WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THAT OUT OF

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THERE AND WE ARE GOING TO START

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NEGOTIATING FOR BETTER PRICES.

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>> Bill: IS THIS THE MOST

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POPULAR PROGRAM EVER?

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>> 88%.

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>> Bill: AND THEY STILL

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COULDN'T GET IT --

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>> THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN ON

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THE RIGHT SIDE OF VIRTUALLY

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EVERY ISSUE FOR MANY, MANY YEARS

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AND WE ARE HAPPY, WE ARE FEELING

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GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS EMPIRICAL.

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IF YOU LOOK AT THE FIRST TWO

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YEARS OF BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY,

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THERE ARE MORE ACCOMPLISHMENTS

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OF ANY PRESIDENT IN THE LAST 60.

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YOU CAN LOOK BACK TO LBJ AND SAY

487
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IT MAYBE THERE WAS AS MUCH THEY

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ARE.

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BIDEN HAS DONE A LOT AND WE ARE

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FEELING GOOD.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME WE ARE SEEING

492
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THE POSSIBILITY -- NOT ONLY TO

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HOLD THE SENATE, I THINK WE ARE

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GOING TO PICK UP TWO TO MECCA

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FOUR SEATS IN THE SENATE AND FOR

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THE FIRST TIME I FEEL LIKE WE

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HAVE A SHOT TO HOLD ON TO THE

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HOUSE.

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IF WE DO THAT THEN WE SAVE

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DEMOCRACY.

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>> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU ONE

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QUESTION ABOUT THE DRUGS THING.

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OBAMA WANTED TO END TRUMP SAID

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WHY DON'T WE DO IT?

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WHY BECAUSE OF THE DRUG

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COMPANIES.

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>> HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, PRICES

508
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WERE GOING UP.

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>> Bill: DRUG COMPANIES, BAD

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GUYS BECAUSE THEY WERE BLOCKING

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THIS ALL OVER THE YEARS.

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THEN WE SAW THAT MOVIE DOPE SICK

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AND WE LEARNED ALL ABOUT THE

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OPIOID SCANDAL.

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HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE

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WERE KILLED AND THEY KNEW WHAT

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WAS GOING ON.

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DRUG COMPANIES, BAD GUYS THERE

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TOO, RIGHT?

520
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SOMEHOW IT COMES TO WHATEVER

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THEY WANT TO DO WITH COVID, THEY

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ONLY HAVE OUR BEST INTERESTS AT

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HEART TO.

524
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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?

525
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,138
>> THERE'S AN IMBALANCE

526
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,874
IMBALANCE OF POWER IN WASHINGTO

527
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:36,308
WASHINGTON.

528
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,643
WE NEED TO HAVE CAMPAIGN FINANCE

529
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,479
LAWS AND WE NEED TO PASS A

530
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:41,280
CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO

531
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:45,284
OVERTURN CITIZENS UNITED.

532
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,919
MONEY EVERY SIGEL DAY IN

533
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,322
WASHINGTON, WE VOTED 36 HOURS TO

534
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,024
PASS THE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT

535
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,226
TO BRING DOWN, FINALLY THE

536
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,460
PRICES OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

537
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,029
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT CLIMATE

538
00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,063
CHANGE FOR THE FIRST TIME,

539
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,831
PHARMA RAN ADS UNTIL THE VERY

540
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,033
LAST HOUR.

541
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,601
THEY TAKE IT ON THE PEOPLE GIVE

542
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,368
IN.

543
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,703
WE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE IN

544
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,873
WASHINGTON AS ROB JUST POINTED

545
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,942
OUT THAT HAD BEEN GIVING INTO

546
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,144
THEM.

547
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,880
>> Bill: THAT WAS A VERY GOOD

548
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:15,547
FILIBUSTER.

549
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,916
>> EVERY WORD SHE SAID IS TRUE.

550
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:18,984
>> Bill: IT WASN'T A QUESTION

551
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:25,991
I ASKED DEAR CALLUM IF YOU'RE

552
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,327
LIKE A DRUG COMPANIES ARE BAD

553
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,061
GUYS BUT WE DO EVERYTHING THEY

554
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,296
SAY WHEN IT COMES TO THIS ONE

555
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:31,496
THING.

556
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,332
>> THEY HAVE DONE SOME GOOD

557
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:33,665
THINGS.

558
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,535
WHAT HAPPENS IS YOU GIVE TOO

559
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,937
MUCH POWER INTO MUCH

560
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:39,271
CONSOLIDATION.

561
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,739
>> Bill: JUST REMEMBER, THEY

562
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,108
ARE IN THE BUSINESS OF SELLING

563
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,910
DRUGS, THEY ARE NOT IN THE

564
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,311
BUSINESS OF MAKING YOU HEALTHY

565
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,879
ALTHOUGH THAT IS SOMETIMES A

566
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:50,415
SIDE EFFECT.

567
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,050
LET'S MOVE ONTO THE OTHER BIG

568
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,652
THING THAT THE ADMINISTRATION

569
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,854
DID, COLLEGE LOANS.

570
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,189
IT'S INTERESTING, THERE ARE

571
00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:03,228
PEOPLE WHO HAVE COLLEGE LOANS.

572
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,863
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN

573
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,797
AMERICA, THE VAST MAJORITY OF

574
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:06,932
AMERICANS DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE

575
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,433
AND THEY DON'T HAVE COLLEGE

576
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,735
LOANS AND THEY ARE A LITTLE

577
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,303
PISSED ABOUT THIS.

578
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,204
THERE ARE PLUMBERS OUT THERE

579
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,173
SAYING WHY DON'T YOU PAY OFF MY

580
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,909
TRUCK INSTEAD BECAUSE THAT'S

581
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,845
WHAT MY MONEY WENT TO, MY LIFE

582
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:20,746
WENT TO?

583
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:21,813
IT'S AMAZING TO ME WHAT I READ

584
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,016
IN THE PAPER TODAY HOW MANY

585
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,884
DEMOCRATS ARE DIVIDED ABOUT

586
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:26,051
THIS.

587
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:26,952
THEY AREN'T COMPLETELY BEHIND

588
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,587
THIS IDEA THAT JOE BIDEN IS

589
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,455
PAYING OFF PEOPLE'S

590
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:31,423
STUDENT LOANS?

591
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:32,624
WHERE YOU ON THAT ONE?

592
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,292
>> I THINK YOU KNOW DURING THE

593
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,094
PRESIDENTIAL I WAS THE ONE WHO

594
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:41,066
SAID RICH KIDS WE SHOULDN'T BE

595
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,702
PAYING FOR THEIR COLLEGE, WE

596
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:44,369
NEED TO FOCUS ON APPRENTICESHIPS

597
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,138
AND FILLING THE HARD TO FILL

598
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:46,605
JOBS.

599
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:47,973
THAT BEING SAID THIS IS MORE

600
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,042
TARGETED THAN A BUNCH OF THE

601
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,611
PROPOSALS THAT WERE OUT THERE.

602
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,213
87% OF THE MONEY GOES TO PEOPLE

603
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,281
THAT ARE MAKING LESS THAN

604
00:21:56,348 --> 00:22:00,252
$75,000 A YEAR.

605
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,421
[APPLAUSE]

606
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,889
IT HELPS NURSES AND TEACHERS AND

607
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:04,423
ELECTRICIANS.

608
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,458
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HAVE COMMUNITY

609
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:07,292
COLLEGE LOANS.

610
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,527
THAT BEING SAID IF I COULD WAVE

611
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,228
A MAGIC WAND AND DO WHAT I WANT

612
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,931
TO DO I WOULD'VE TIED IT TOO

613
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,633
HARD TO FILL JOBS, WE HAVE

614
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,536
10 MILLION JOB OPENINGS IN THE

615
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,604
COUNTRY, 2 MILLION OF THEM ARE

616
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,106
IN HEALTH CARE AND ASSISTED

617
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,140
LIVING IF PEOPLE WILL GO INTO

618
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,176
THOSE JOBS INSTEAD OF BEING

619
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:26,411
HEDGE FUND MANAGERS WE COULD

620
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:29,514
ACTUALLY PUT THE LOAN REPAYMENT

621
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:30,882
HELP AND HAVE IT CONNECTED TO

622
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,585
PEOPLE GOING INTO JOBS WE NEED

623
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:34,252
TO FILL, I THINK THAT WOULD BE A

624
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:38,857
WAY WE COULD DO IT, FOR PEOPLE

625
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:40,192
TO UNDERSTAND THIS IS A TARGET

626
00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:41,293
OF THE PROGRAM.

627
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,630
>> Bill: 50 YEARS AGO, 70% OF

628
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,100
GOOD JOBS REQUIRED A HIGH SCHOOL

629
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,701
DIPLOMA, NOW THEY REQUIRE A

630
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:55,674
COLLEGE DEGREE.

631
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:56,808
TRYING TO ADDRESS INCOME

632
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:57,542
INEQUALITY BUT IT DOES THE

633
00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:58,877
REVERSE BECAUSE IT'S PEOPLE WHO

634
00:22:58,944 --> 00:22:59,611
HAVE COLLEGE DEGREES.

635
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,880
>> BUT THERE ARE ALSO PARENTS OF

636
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:02,881
THOSE KIDS WHO DON'T HAVE

637
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:03,515
COLLEGE DEGREES WHO WANT THEIR

638
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,683
KIDS TO BE ABLE TO GO TO COLLEGE

639
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:05,283
SO THEY CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE

640
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:08,620
THAN THEY DID.

641
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,956
WE HAVE TO ADDRESS THE COST OF

642
00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:11,723
GOING TO COLLEGE.

643
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,059
I'M AN OLD MAN BUT WHEN I WENT

644
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,129
TO COLLEGE AT UCLA, IT COST ME

645
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:19,598
$242 TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE

646
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:19,798
YEAR.

647
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,533
NOW IT'S CRAZY HOW MUCH YOU HAVE

648
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:21,767
TO PAY.

649
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,238
IT DOES TARGET THE KIDS THAT ARE

650
00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:27,939
MOST IN NEED.

651
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:29,841
>> Bill: I KEEP SAYING ON THIS

652
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,444
SHOW, NO ONE'S LISTENING --

653
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:36,815
>> BEVENTUALLY THEY FOLLOW MY LD

654
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:41,653
BUT IT TAKES YEARS AND SOMEONE

655
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,287
ELSE THE CLAIMANT.

656
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:45,090
I KEEP SAYING IT'S NOT ABOUT

657
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:45,991
AFFORDABILITY.

658
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,193
COLLEGE IS UNAFFORDABLE BUT IT'S

659
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,628
ABOUT MAKING COLLEGE MORE

660
00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:49,928
UNNECESSARY.

661
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,898
IT'S A GIANT SCAM.

662
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:53,665
IT'S A CONSUMER PRODUCT THAT

663
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:59,037
THEY ARE SELLING YOU AS A GOLDEN

664
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,239
TICKET TO BE IN THE

665
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:02,140
UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS BUT THEY

666
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:04,309
AREN'T REALLY GETTING ANY

667
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:04,576
EDUCATION.

668
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:06,077
>> DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE?

669
00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:08,213
AND LOOK AT THE JOB YOU HAVE.

670
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,516
YOU'RE A BIG TIME GUY WITH YOUR

671
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,918
OWN SHOW, WOULD YOU HAVE YOUR

672
00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:16,188
OWN SHOW -- MAYBE YOU WOULD COME

673
00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:16,888
I DON'T KNOW.

674
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,457
>> Bill: YES I WOULD COME

675
00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:19,691
EXACTLY!

676
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:20,659
>> BUT YOU WOULDN'T QUALIFY FOR

677
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:25,864
THE LOAN REPAYMENT.

678
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:26,498
[LAUGHTER]

679
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:26,731
INCOME.

680
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,935
>> Bill: I'M JUST SAYING MOST

681
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,070
JOBS DON'T REALLY REQUIRE, IT'S

682
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,071
A SCAM.

683
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,172
YOU TALK ABOUT NURSES, I'VE

684
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,307
TALKED TO SO MANY NURSES, MY

685
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:36,541
MOTHER WAS A NURSE I KNOW MANY

686
00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:41,079
NURSES THAT WERE FRIENDS.

687
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,480
ADMINISTRATORS, TEACHERS, THEY

688
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:43,381
ALL HAVE THIS COMPLAINT THAT AT

689
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:47,419
A CERTAIN POINT THEY NEED MORE

690
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:49,154
EDUCATION TO ADVANCE IN THEIR

691
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:49,754
CAREER WHEN REALLY THEY KNOW

692
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:53,425
EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

693
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:54,059
IT'S JUST A WAY TO MAKE YOU GO

694
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:57,462
BACK TO SCHOOL.

695
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,764
I FEEL LIKE EDUCATION IS TO

696
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:00,632
DEMOCRATS WHAT TAX CUTS ARE TO

697
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,601
REPUBLICANS, THEY THINK IT

698
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,303
SOLVES EVERYTHING.

699
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:08,506
>> IT'S NOT JUST UPPER EDUCATION

700
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:09,908
ALSO TALKING ABOUT K-12.

701
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,142
THAT'S SOMETHING DEMOCRATS HAVE

702
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,078
CARED ABOUT FOREVER AND YOU SEE

703
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:14,379
REPUBLICANS MOVING AWAY FROM

704
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,781
PUBLIC EDUCATION, THAT TO ME IS

705
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:20,051
WHERE THE MONEY SHOULD BE GOING.

706
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,353
YES, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD

707
00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,788
GO TO COLLEGE IF YOU WANT TO BE

708
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,357
A DOCTOR AND A LAWYER, YOU WANT

709
00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:27,259
TO BE IN THE SPACE INDUSTRY YOU

710
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,693
HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE.

711
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,595
THERE ARE OTHER JOBS YOU DON'T

712
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,265
NEED COLLEGE FOR.

713
00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:34,132
[APPLAUSE]

714
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,635
>> I THINK YOU AND I KNOW WE

715
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,470
AREN'T GOING TO HAVE SPORTS

716
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:39,104
MARKETING DEGREES HERE, WE ARE

717
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:43,275
GOING TO HAVE A SHORTAGE OF

718
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:43,842
PLUMBERS AND ELECTRICIANS,

719
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,011
TECHNOLOGY WORKERS, SOME OF

720
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:47,512
THOSE JOBS REQUIRE HIGH

721
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:48,680
EDUCATION, SOME OF THEM REQUIRE

722
00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:50,115
APPRENTICESHIPS AND WE HAVE TO

723
00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:51,850
MEET PEOPLE WHERE THEY ARE AND

724
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,151
THAT'S WHERE I WOULD LIKE TO

725
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,619
TYPE TO THE JOBS WE N NEED TO

726
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:54,819
FILL.

727
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:58,823
[APPLAUSE]

728
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,559
>> Bill: I LIKE THE WAY YOU

729
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:02,694
ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE

730
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:04,996
PRACTICAL PART OF IT.

731
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,699
>> SHE IS A PROBLEM SOLVER AND A

732
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,268
GREAT ONE.

733
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:12,804
>> Bill: YOU WERE HERE DURING

734
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,306
THE LAST ELECTION SEASON AND HE

735
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,708
WERE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I

736
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:17,842
SAID PUBLICLY WAS HAPPY TO DO IT

737
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,377
THAT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE VERY

738
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,680
GOOD IN THAT POSITION.

739
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:25,717
[APPLAUSE]

740
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,019
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT BUT I'VE

741
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:28,887
NEVER KNOWN ANYONE WHO RAN FOR

742
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,456
PRESIDENT ONCE AND JUST WENT YOU

743
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:32,290
KNOW WHAT TO?

744
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:36,227
I DID AT ONCE, DIDN'T WORK OUT,

745
00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:37,228
NEVER MIND.

746
00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,297
IT SEEMS LIKE I'LL EITHER RUN

747
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,800
FOR PRESIDENT OR DIE WHICHEVER

748
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:42,367
COMES FIRST.

749
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,403
LOOK AT BIDEN, HE FIRST RAN IN

750
00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:48,139
1988 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN UNTIL

751
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,307
2020.

752
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:50,442
I GUESS I'M ASKING WHAT YOU'RE

753
00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:54,512
GOING TO DO NEXT YEAR?

754
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,047
[LAUGHTER]

755
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,683
>> I AM FOCUSED RIGHT NOW --

756
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,018
>> Bill: DON'T GET ME THAT

757
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:00,318
ANSWER!

758
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,721
>> I JUST SPENT THE WHOLE DAY

759
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,689
YESTERDAY AT THE MINNESOTA STATE

760
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:04,889
FAIR!

761
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,692
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS LOOK IN

762
00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:09,527
FRONT OF US AND IT'S THE MIDTERM

763
00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:10,261
ELECTIONS.

764
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:12,097
YOU HAVE A REPUBLICAN PARTY THAT

765
00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:14,699
IS SO EXTREME ON ABORTION WHEN

766
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:15,834
IN FACT THE DEMOCRATS ARE

767
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,969
STANDING UP FOR THIS SIMPLE IDEA

768
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,604
IDEA THAT IT'S FREEDOM THAT

769
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:20,772
WOMEN DESERVE TO HAVE THE

770
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:21,539
FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHAT THEY WANT

771
00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:25,076
TO DO WITH THEIR OWN BODIES.

772
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,479
THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TED CRUZ

773
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:28,780
IN THE WAITING ROOM, THEY DON'T

774
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,248
WANT POLITICIANS.

775
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,384
THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENCES IN

776
00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:35,487
THE MIDTERMS THIS ELECTION IS

777
00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:35,987
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

778
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:36,921
THAT'S WHY IT'S IMPORTANT WE

779
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,356
WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE

780
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,392
FREEDOM TO MAKE YOUR OWN

781
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,393
HEALTH CARE DECISIONS, THE

782
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:42,060
FREEDOM TO VOTE.

783
00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:44,129
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IN PLACE

784
00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:45,130
THIS ECONOMIC RECOVERY I FIRMLY

785
00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:49,034
BELIEVE THIS.

786
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:53,038
SPEAK OF THE SENATOR HAS A

787
00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:54,072
POINT -- DON'T LAUGH AT ME I'M

788
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:57,642
MAKING A POINT HERE!

789
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,911
>> Bill: I'M NOT LAUGHING AT

790
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:00,745
YOU.

791
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:04,382
>> YOU'RE LAUGHING NEAR ME.

792
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:07,052
IN THE AREA OF ME.

793
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:07,719
[LAUGHTER]

794
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:08,987
MIDTERMS ARE CRITICAL, YOU HEAR

795
00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:09,954
THIS ALL THE TIME.

796
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,925
THESE REALLY ARE.

797
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:14,926
>> Bill: IT'S TRUE.

798
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:17,062
>> IT'S NOT JUST WOMEN'S RIGHT

799
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,030
TO CHOOSE, DEMOCRACY, WHETHER OR

800
00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:21,433
NOT WE HAVE DEMOCRACY IS ON THE

801
00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:23,435
BALANCE.

802
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:24,736
YOU CAN'T ASK HER IF SHE IS

803
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:28,339
GOING TO FOR PRESIDENT.

804
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:29,674
>> Bill: I CAN ASK...

805
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:32,677
>> SHE'S GOT TO FOCUS ON SAVING

806
00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:33,311
DEMOCRACY RIGHT NOW.

807
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,746
>> Bill: WHO ELSE DO THEY GOT?

808
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:36,414
>> JOE BIDEN HAS SAID HE'S

809
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,116
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND I SAID

810
00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:40,685
I'M SUPPORTING, THAT'S WHAT'S

811
00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:41,052
HAPPENING.

812
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:42,487
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT REALLY THE

813
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,421
POPULAR POSITION WITHIN THE

814
00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,957
PARTY IS MUCH AS HE HAS DONE

815
00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:46,424
WELL.

816
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:49,260
>> HE'S DONE MORE THAN WELL,

817
00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:50,695
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STRESS THIS.

818
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:51,996
I'M SERIOUS BECAUSE THE NUMBERS

819
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,098
DON'T REFLECT IT.

820
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:55,300
IF YOU LOOK AT HIS

821
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:55,967
ACCOMPLISHMENTS IT'S OFF THE

822
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,069
CHARTS AND IF HE DECIDES HE

823
00:28:58,136 --> 00:28:58,937
WANTS TO RUN AND HE'S SAYING

824
00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:04,309
HE'S GOING TO RUN AND HE'S FIT,

825
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,477
THEN YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM.

826
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,445
>> Bill: I SAID THE KIDS ARE

827
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:15,253
GETTING NO MALARKEY TATTOOS.

828
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,821
PRIMARY SEASON IS MY FAVORITE

829
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,189
POLITICAL SEASON, SOME PEOPLE

830
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,059
LIKE THE HOLIDAYS, HALLOWEEN, I

831
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:22,360
LOVE PRIMARIES BECAUSE IT'S JUST

832
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:26,531
LIKE THE EARLY ROUNDS OF

833
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,866
"AMERICAN IDOL."

834
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:28,133
[LAUGHTER]

835
00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:31,169
ANY LOON CAN RUN.

836
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:35,807
DR. OZ I MUST POINT OUT -- I

837
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,009
NEVER WATCHED DOCTOR'S MEDICAL

838
00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:39,644
SHOW, NOT COME TO PASS JUDGMENT

839
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:41,112
ON WHAT HE IS AS A DOCTOR AT

840
00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:43,014
THAT HE'S LESS CRAZY AS A DOCTOR

841
00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:43,581
THAN PEOPLE ASSUME BECAUSE I

842
00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:44,682
DON'T AGREE WITH MOST PEOPLE'S

843
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,352
VIEWS ON MEDICINE.

844
00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:52,657
AS A POLITICIAN HE'S A MORON.

845
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,626
[LAUGHTER]

846
00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:56,361
I THINK DR. OZ DISLIKES MONEY

847
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:59,898
TOO MUCH.

848
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,065
HE HAS 11 HOUSES, HE DOESN'T

849
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:01,933
REALLY LIVE IN PENNSYLVANIA

850
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,402
WHERE HE IS RUNNING HE WENT TO

851
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:08,940
THE MARKET -- I NEVER EVEN HEARD

852
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:14,612
THIS WORD, CRUDITES.

853
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:17,615
HE CALLED IT CRUDITES TWICE,

854
00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,484
YOU'RE DONE WHEN YOU DO SHIT

855
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:19,751
LIKE THAT.

856
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:22,086
WE GOT A HOLD OF HIS CAMPAIGN

857
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:22,820
POSTERS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE

858
00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:23,188
THEM?

859
00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:27,992
HE IS OUT OF TOUCH.

860
00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:29,427
LOOK AT THIS ONE, I NEVER MET A

861
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:37,335
MAN I DIDN'T TIP.

862
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:37,802
[LAUGHTER]

863
00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:39,070
PUTTING PENNSYLVANIANS BACK TO

864
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:43,141
WHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE DO.

865
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:43,408
[LAUGHTER]

866
00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:48,613
HAUTE CUISINE IS HERE AGAIN.

867
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,113
[LAUGHTER]

868
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:55,053
DILL, BABY, DILL.

869
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:55,320
[LAUGHTER]

870
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:59,557
I'M WITH HERMÈS.

871
00:30:59,624 --> 00:30:59,824
[LAUGHTER]

872
00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:00,558
[APPLAUSE]

873
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:07,131
HEY, I SAID NO EYE CONTACT!

874
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:07,398
[LAUGHTER]

875
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:08,199
OSCAR DE LA RENTA IS TOO DAMN

876
00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:14,305
HIGH!

877
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:14,572
[LAUGHTER]

878
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,374
DR. OZ: IF I DIDN'T LOVE

879
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,209
PENNSYLVANIA, WOULD I PRETEND TO

880
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:22,447
LIVE HERE?

881
00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:28,253
[LAUGHTER]

882
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:30,455
I KNOW YOU'RE ITCHING TO TALK

883
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:32,056
ABOUT THE TRUMP BOX GATE, THERE

884
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,525
WAS NEWS TODAY THAT THEY DID

885
00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:37,829
RELEASE THE AFFIDAVIT.

886
00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:39,597
IT'S REDACTED SO WE DON'T KNOW

887
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:41,633
MUCH BUT BASICALLY WE KNOW WHAT

888
00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:43,034
HAPPENED TO.

889
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,670
WHAT I SAID THAT HAPPENED AND I

890
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,372
KNOW PEOPLE WHO WERE CLOSE TRUMP

891
00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,040
WHO SAID YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW

892
00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,675
RIGHT YOU ARE HE HAD NO IDEA

893
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,343
WHAT'S IN THE BOXES, HE JUST

894
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,612
THINKS IT'S MINE.

895
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:56,047
HE DOESN'T CARE, HE DOESN'T READ

896
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:57,782
HE NEVER SAW WHAT'S IN THE BOX

897
00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:58,516
IS THE FIRST TIME BUT THERE IS

898
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:02,587
STUFF IN THERE -- WHEN THEY SAY

899
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:06,190
CLASSIFIED IT COULD BE ANYTHING.

900
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:06,791
LOTS OF STUFF IS CLASSIFIED --

901
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,960
>> THEY HAVE IDENTIFIED

902
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:12,430
CLASSIFIED THINGS, 184 OF THEM

903
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:13,031
AND THEY HAVE IDENTIFIED WHAT

904
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,500
THEY THINK IS IN THOSE

905
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:19,904
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.

906
00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:22,206
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, ON ITS

907
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,043
FACE THE MAN BROKE THE LAW.

908
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:26,344
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT DOCUMENTS THE

909
00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:30,114
WHITE HOUSE TO YOUR PERSONAL

910
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:31,883
HOUSE.

911
00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:33,985
[APPLAUSE]

912
00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,386
THAT'S BREAKING THE LAW.

913
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:37,055
WE KNOW HE BROKE THE LAW.

914
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,590
THE QUESTION IS HOW BADLY DID HE

915
00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:40,591
BREAK THE LAW?

916
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:42,427
HE'S GOING TO GET INDICTED FOR

917
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:46,464
THIS, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

918
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:47,699
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

919
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,634
>> SOME PERSPECTIVE ON THIS.

920
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:50,902
WHEN WE HAVE THESE CLASSIFIED

921
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:52,870
DOCUMENTS THAT WE LOOK AT,

922
00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:54,605
TOP-SECRET DOCUMENTS I CAN'T

923
00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:55,606
EVEN WEAR A FITBIT.

924
00:32:55,673 --> 00:32:58,810
WE GO IN THIS SUPER, DUPER

925
00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:02,280
SILENT ROOM CALLED THE SKIFF AND

926
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,281
WE LOOK AT THE DOCUMENTS.

927
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:07,385
THIS GUY WE NOW KNOW 184

928
00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:08,019
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, 25 OF THEM

929
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,087
TOP-SECRET AND BY THE WAY

930
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,254
COUNTRIES THAT WANT TO DO US

931
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,990
HARM WANT TO SEE THESE

932
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:13,358
DOCUMENTS.

933
00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:15,093
HUMAN INTELLIGENCE IS WHAT THEY

934
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:15,626
ARE REPORTING TODAY.

935
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,695
THAT MEANS THESE PEOPLE COULD

936
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,697
HAVE A TARGET ON THEIR BACKS FOR

937
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:20,965
KGB HIT SQUADS, YOU NAME IT

938
00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:24,602
GOING AFTER THEM.

939
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:25,970
HE LITERALLY PUT THEM IN A PLACE

940
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:29,173
WHERE THEY RENT OUT GOLF CARTS,

941
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,508
BADMINTON SETS AND CROQUET SETS.

942
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,610
THAT'S WHAT HE DID WITH THE

943
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,711
NATION'S TOP SECRETS AND THAT'S

944
00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:36,581
WHY THIS IS SUCH A SERIOUS

945
00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:39,450
BREACH.

946
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:39,917
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

947
00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:41,252
>> HE'S NOT GOING TO GET PAST

948
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:41,719
THIS ONE.

949
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,421
>> Bill: HE CAN'T GET PAST

950
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:43,788
THIS ONE?

951
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,958
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HEARD THAT

952
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:49,360
ON MSNBC?

953
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:49,994
WE GOT HIM NOW!

954
00:33:50,061 --> 00:33:50,261
[LAUGHTER]

955
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:51,596
>> HERE'S WHAT YOU'VE HEARD TO.

956
00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:54,432
YOU'VE HE WAS DEAD DURING THE

957
00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:58,369
MUELLER INVESTIGATION.

958
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,471
WELL HE HAD A MEMO THAT DIDN'T

959
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,773
ALLOW HIM TO PROSECUTE EVEN

960
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,475
THOUGH HE LAID OUT FIVE EXAMPLES

961
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,276
OF A OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

962
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,111
HE WAS IMPEACHED TWICE BUT THAT

963
00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:09,046
WAS A POLITICAL ARENA.

964
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:10,181
THAT'S NOT THE LEGAL ARENA.

965
00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:13,317
YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT IN

966
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,552
THE WORLD OF POLITICS BUT IN A

967
00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:17,121
COURT OF LAW YOU HAVE TO TELL

968
00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:18,256
THE TRUTH.

969
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:19,590
MERRICK GARLAND KNOWS THIS MAN

970
00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:21,526
BROKE THE LAW AND HE'S BEING

971
00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:21,859
VERY CAUTIOUS.

972
00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:23,294
>> Bill: HE'S GOING TO BE

973
00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:23,795
INDICTED?

974
00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,030
>> HE WILL BE INDICTED.

975
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:26,998
>> Bill: THAT WOULD TAKE A

976
00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:30,034
GRAND JURY WHICH MAY HAVE TRUMP

977
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:30,568
PEOPLE ON IT.

978
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:33,037
>> MAY BE.

979
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:34,305
>> Bill: EVEN WHEN WE ARE IN

980
00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:36,674
THE JUSTICE ARENA WE ARE IN THE

981
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,208
POLITICAL ARENA.

982
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,477
>> YOU WILL GET INDICTED -- IT

983
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:40,611
DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO A GRAND

984
00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:43,014
JURY, IT PROBABLY WILL BUT HE

985
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,449
WILL BE INDICTED.

986
00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:46,617
WILL HE GO TO JAIL?

987
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:47,518
I DON'T KNOW, PROBABLY NOT.

988
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,389
HE WILL PROBABLY CUT SOME KIND

989
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:52,957
OF A DEAL AND NOT ALLOWED TO RUN

990
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:54,158
FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN, I DON'T

991
00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:55,493
KNOW WHAT HE WILL DO.

992
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,963
THERE IS NO GETTING PAST THIS.

993
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:04,268
THE BIG TICKET IS JANUARY 6TH.

994
00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:05,770
THE GUY LED AN ARMED

995
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,205
INSURRECTION TO OVERTHROW THE

996
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,439
GOVERNMENT TO.

997
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:09,407
THAT'S BEING PROSECUTED.

998
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:10,875
>> Bill: HE WANTED TO LEAD IT

999
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:16,714
BUT THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM GO.

1000
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:20,918
[LAUGHTER]

1001
00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:23,020
LET ME ASK YOU A MORE NUANCED

1002
00:35:23,087 --> 00:35:24,522
QUESTION, IS IT OKAY TO HAVE A

1003
00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:29,393
CONSPIRACY TO GET RID OF TRUMP.

1004
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:32,563
MY FRIEND SAM HARRIS IS ON A

1005
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,064
PODCAST.

1006
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,199
>> WHAT YOU MEAN A CONSPIRACY TO

1007
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:36,367
GET RID OF TRUMP?

1008
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:37,502
>> Bill: I'M GOING TO TELL

1009
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:38,836
YOU.

1010
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:39,270
[LAUGHTER]

1011
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,639
>> I'M GOING TO DEFER TO MY

1012
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:41,939
LAWYER HERE.

1013
00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:47,678
>> Bill: TRUE THEN YOU KNOW.

1014
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:48,479
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HUNTER

1015
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:49,914
BIDEN'S LAPTOP WHICH WAS A STORY

1016
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,983
AND ALL THE MAINSTREAM PRESS HAS

1017
00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:52,984
FINALLY ADMITTED IT WAS A REAL

1018
00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:58,990
STORY, A REAL LAPTOP -- LET'S

1019
00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:01,626
NOT, HE WAS SELLING THE

1020
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:03,628
INFLUENCE OF HIS FATHER,

1021
00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:03,895
JOE BIDEN.

1022
00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:05,630
MOST POLITICAL SUNS DO IT LET'S

1023
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,198
NOT PRETEND THAT WASN'T GOING

1024
00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:09,834
ON, SOME GUY FROM CHINA GAVE HIM

1025
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,335
AN $80,000 DIAMOND AFTER DINNER

1026
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:14,138
AS ONE DOES.

1027
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:14,639
[LAUGHTER]

1028
00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:19,243
[APPLAUSE]

1029
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:22,780
IF YOU ARE NAOMI CAMPBELL BUT IT

1030
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:23,347
DOESN'T USUALLY HAPPEN.

1031
00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:24,015
HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP WAS BURIED

1032
00:36:24,081 --> 00:36:27,218
BY THE PRESS, EVEN THE HEAD OF

1033
00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:28,986
TWITTER SAID THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

1034
00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:31,589
THEY BURIED THIS STORY BECAUSE

1035
00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:32,290
THEY REMEMBERED WHAT HAPPENED

1036
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:33,558
WITH JAMES COMEY AND THE LETTER

1037
00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:37,495
11 DAYS BEFORE THE 2016 ELECTIO

1038
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:37,762
ELECTION.

1039
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:39,463
JAMES COMEY SAID WE HAVE TO

1040
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,831
REOPEN THIS EMAIL INVESTIGATION

1041
00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:42,600
WITH HILLARY CLINTON THAT IT

1042
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,435
PROBABLY -- SHE RAN A HORRIBLE

1043
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:45,436
CAMPAIGN, DIDN'T GO TO

1044
00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:47,371
WISCONSIN, WE KNOW ALL THAT.

1045
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:49,674
THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST THING

1046
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,509
THAT SUNK HER.

1047
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,444
SAM HARRIS SAID IT WAS

1048
00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:54,645
APPROPRIATE FOR TWITTER AND THE

1049
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,315
HEADS OF BIG TECH AND THE HEADS

1050
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,215
OF JOURNALISTIC ORGANIZATION IS

1051
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:00,585
TO FEEL THEY WERE IN THE

1052
00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:02,553
PRESENCE OF SOMETHING THAT IS A

1053
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,655
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME MORAL

1054
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:05,957
EMERGENCY, MEANING TRUMP.

1055
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,826
HIM HE'S SAYING IT'S OKAY TO

1056
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:09,493
HAVE A CONSPIRACY TO GET RID OF

1057
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,896
SOMEBODY AS BAD AS TRUMP.

1058
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,398
IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A THORNY

1059
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:14,999
QUESTION BECAUSE ONCE YOU GO

1060
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:15,866
DOWN THIS ROAD THIS IS WHERE WE

1061
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:18,569
ARE IN THIS COUNTRY.

1062
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:20,771
THE OTHER SIDE IS SO EVIL,

1063
00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:22,173
ANYTHING IS JUSTIFIED IN

1064
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,240
PREVENTING THEM FROM TAKING

1065
00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:25,509
OFFICE, IS IT?

1066
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,612
>> YOU KNOW IT'S NOT JUSTIFIED?

1067
00:37:27,678 --> 00:37:31,115
USING ARMED VIOLENCE TO TRY TO

1068
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,850
KILL PEOPLE IN THE CAPITAL.

1069
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,218
THAT'S NOT JUSTIFIED.

1070
00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:39,557
>> Bill: ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

1071
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:40,758
THE QUESTION IS WHAT WAS IT TO

1072
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:43,628
BURY THE HUNTER BIDEN --

1073
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,663
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE

1074
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:46,297
PRESS DOING THAT?

1075
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:46,864
>> Bill: HE'S SAYING THAT'S

1076
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,000
WHAT THEY DID AND THAT'S IS WHAT

1077
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:50,401
THEY DID THEY BURY THE HUNTER

1078
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:51,602
BIDEN STORY BEFORE THE ELECTION

1079
00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:53,671
BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE WE CAN'T

1080
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:55,373
RISK HAVING ELECTION THROWN

1081
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,941
TRUMP, WE'LL TELL THEM AFTER THE

1082
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:57,241
ELECTION.

1083
00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:59,577
>> WE KNOW FOR FACT THAT'S WHAT

1084
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:00,811
THEY DID?

1085
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:01,679
>> Bill: YOU DON'T FOLLOW

1086
00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:01,879
THIS?

1087
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,015
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DID.

1088
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:05,883
>> Bill: BECAUSE YOU ONLY

1089
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:06,217
WATCH MSNBC.

1090
00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:08,686
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.

1091
00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:12,456
>> THEN YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT

1092
00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:12,657
THIS.

1093
00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:16,594
>> I DO WATCH FOX.

1094
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:17,361
THE POINT IS WE ARE GOING TO

1095
00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:21,165
PROVE NOW THAT THE PRESS --

1096
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:23,768
>> Bill: THEY ARE ADMITTING IT

1097
00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:25,169
IT.

1098
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:26,404
THAT'S NOT EVEN AN ISSUE

1099
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,172
ANYMORE, THEY ARE SAYING YES WE

1100
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,106
BASICALLY DID THIS BECAUSE WE

1101
00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:31,542
DIDN'T WANT THIS TO THROW THE

1102
00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:32,843
ELECTION.

1103
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:37,682
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'VE ALL

1104
00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:38,249
SAID THIS.

1105
00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:39,583
>> Bill: "THE NEW YORK TIMES"

1106
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:39,917
DEFINITELY --

1107
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,052
>> MY DAD IS A REPORTER, I

1108
00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:43,654
BELIEVE IN IT.

1109
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,756
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE

1110
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:46,424
TREATING PEOPLE FAIRLY.

1111
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:49,393
I THINK THE POINT HERE IS WE ARE

1112
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:50,995
DEALING WITH A MAN WHO USED TO

1113
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,030
BE THE PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW WHO

1114
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:55,032
LITERALLY TRIED TO LEAD AN ARMED

1115
00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:56,167
INSURRECTION AND THAT'S WHY WE

1116
00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:59,670
ARE SO FOCUSED ON THIS RIGHT NO

1117
00:38:59,737 --> 00:38:59,837
NOW.

1118
00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:01,672
I HAVE NOT BEEN AS YOU NOTICE AS

1119
00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:04,375
BOMBASTIC AS MY FRIEND HERE

1120
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:07,244
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN --

1121
00:39:07,311 --> 00:39:09,747
>> THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN THE

1122
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:10,748
SENATE.

1123
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,416
>> ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

1124
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:13,851
WITH WHAT THEY GOT OUT OF

1125
00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:15,019
MAR-A-LAGO, JUST AS I DON'T KNOW

1126
00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:17,421
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THESE

1127
00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:17,655
CASES.

1128
00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:18,723
YOU HAVE TO LET THE JUSTICE

1129
00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:21,192
DEPARTMENT DO THEIR JOBS.

1130
00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:24,395
[APPLAUSE]

1131
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:25,963
I HAVE BEEN SO SHOCKED AT OUR

1132
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,465
REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES WHO USED

1133
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,333
TO ALWAYS BE ON THE SIDE OF

1134
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,668
NATIONAL SECURITY AND TO SUPPORT

1135
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:33,137
THE FBI AND THAT'S NOT HAPPENING

1136
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:33,771
RIGHT NOW.

1137
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,906
FROM A POLITICAL STANDPOINT I AM

1138
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:36,741
GLAD WE ARE STANDING UP FOR

1139
00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:39,176
NATIONAL SECURITY.

1140
00:39:39,243 --> 00:39:43,214
[APPLAUSE]

1141
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,282
>> Bill: THE OTHER BIG THING

1142
00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:46,584
THAT'S GOING TO PROVIDE WIND AT

1143
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,818
THE BACK OF THE DEMOCRATIC SAILS

1144
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,987
IS THIS ABORTION ISSUE.

1145
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,156
THE SUPREME COURT DID YOU

1146
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,090
POLITICALLY A BIG FAVOR BECAUSE

1147
00:39:53,157 --> 00:39:54,225
FOR A WHILE PEOPLE WERE LIKE I

1148
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,459
DON'T KNOW IS THIS REALLY GOING

1149
00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:57,762
TO GET PEOPLE OUT TO THE POLLS?

1150
00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:59,130
WE HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE NOW WITH

1151
00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:01,165
THESE SPECIAL ELECTIONS IN THE

1152
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:01,832
POLLING, WE SEE.

1153
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:03,434
YOU KNOW WHO WAS UP IN ARMS

1154
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:05,503
ABOUT THIS WE DIDN'T THINK WAS

1155
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:08,272
GOING TO BE?

1156
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:10,474
DADS DEAR CALLUM HERE'S MY

1157
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:11,475
THEORY.

1158
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:12,676
AMERICAN PARENTS SPOIL THEIR

1159
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:15,746
KIDS SO ROTTEN THAT THEY CREATED

1160
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:19,917
THIS CADRE OF MONSTER CHILDREN.

1161
00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:23,788
AND PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEM.

1162
00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:26,056
>> I THINK YOU'RE ONTO

1163
00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:26,624
SOMETHING!

1164
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:30,227
>> Bill: I DO TOO.

1165
00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:31,428
YOU TAKE AWAY MY ABORTION

1166
00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:31,662
RIGHTS?

1167
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:34,365
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO CHILDREN, I

1168
00:40:34,431 --> 00:40:35,633
DON'T WANT THEM AROUND ME.

1169
00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:38,903
I FELT LIKE THIS ALWAYS.

1170
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:43,507
NOW AMERICA DOES.

1171
00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:48,746
>> A LITTLE BIT ON IT -- I SEE

1172
00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:51,849
IT MORE SIMPLY.

1173
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,117
THE WOMEN OF AMERICA AND THE MEN

1174
00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:56,487
WHO STAND WITH THEM DON'T

1175
00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:57,388
BELIEVE THAT POLITICIANS SHOULD

1176
00:40:57,454 --> 00:40:58,889
BE TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO WITH

1177
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:01,559
THEIR BODIES.

1178
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,161
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.

1179
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:05,830
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE A

1180
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:06,831
PATCHWORK OF LAWS SO THAT A

1181
00:41:06,897 --> 00:41:13,003
10-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHO IS RAPED IN

1182
00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:14,205
OHIO HAS TO BE TAKEN TO ANOTHER

1183
00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:17,007
STATE TO GET AN ABORTION, THAT

1184
00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:17,474
HAPPENS.

1185
00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:18,876
PEOPLE IN KANSAS, THERE USED TO

1186
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,744
BE THAT BOOK WHAT'S THE MATTER

1187
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:21,645
WITH KANSAS?

1188
00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:23,480
NOW MY ANSWER IS NOTHING AS THE

1189
00:41:23,547 --> 00:41:25,416
MATTER WITH KANSAS BECAUSE THEY

1190
00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:26,917
TURNED OUT -- MORE PEOPLE VOTED

1191
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,186
ON THE SIDE OF REPRODUCTIVE

1192
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:32,656
FREEDOM THAN VOTED AT ALL IN THE

1193
00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:34,391
LAST KANSAS MIDTERMS.

1194
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:35,326
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1195
00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:36,026
THEY VOTED THAT WAY BECAUSE THEY

1196
00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:39,964
WANTED TO STAND UP FOR FREEDOM.

1197
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,665
WE DON'T WANT A PATCHWORK OF

1198
00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:43,634
LAWS ACROSS THIS COUNTRY, WOMEN

1199
00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:45,102
IN MINNESOTA HAVE DIFFERENT

1200
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:47,304
RIGHTS AND WOMEN IN TEXAS OR

1201
00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:48,772
NORTH DAKOTA AND FLORIDA -- WHEN

1202
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:49,874
YOU AND I DISCUSSED IT WHEN I

1203
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,208
WAS IN THE SHOW LAST OCTOBER AND

1204
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:52,543
YOU DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME THAT IT

1205
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:57,114
WAS AN ISSUE, I THINK IT IS.

1206
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,216
>> Bill: I'M CERTAINLY

1207
00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:00,718
PRO-CHOICE.

1208
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:02,553
I'M MORE PRO-CHOICE THAN YOU CAN

1209
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:02,786
IMAGINE.

1210
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:03,420
[LAUGHTER]

1211
00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:05,189
I DON'T THINK LIFE IS ALWAYS

1212
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,691
PRECIOUS, MOST PEOPLE DON'T

1213
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:07,992
THINK THAT.

1214
00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:09,159
WHAT I'M SAYING IS YOU SHOULDN'T

1215
00:42:09,226 --> 00:42:10,995
SAY TO THE OTHER SIDE YOU PEOPLE

1216
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:11,562
HATE WOMEN.

1217
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,397
THEY DON'T HATE WOMEN, THEY JUST

1218
00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:14,598
THINK IT'S A MURDER.

1219
00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:15,833
IF YOU THINK IT'S A MURDER, THEN

1220
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,068
YOU CAN'T GO EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE

1221
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:28,345
WITH A LEDGE VAGINA, THEY CAN CT

1222
00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:28,913
MURDER.

1223
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:31,015
>> THERE ARE PRO-LIFE PEOPLE

1224
00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:32,950
THAT HAVE A VIEW THAT IT'S FINE,

1225
00:42:33,017 --> 00:42:33,817
THEY JUST DON'T THINK THEY

1226
00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,486
SHOULD PUT THEIR VIEWS ON

1227
00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:36,186
SOMEONE ELSE.

1228
00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:37,721
>> Bill: YOU ONE TO SAY THAT

1229
00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:39,590
ABOUT A MURDER WHERE, THAT'S

1230
00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:40,124
WHAT THE POINT IS.

1231
00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:43,727
>> I KNOW PEOPLE IN MY STATE

1232
00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:45,629
THAT'S A PERSONAL VIEW, THAT'S

1233
00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:45,829
FINE.

1234
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:46,864
THEY JUST DON'T BELIEVE AND

1235
00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:48,766
THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE VOTING THIS

1236
00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:50,501
WAY DEAR CALLUM >> Bill: IT'S

1237
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:52,102
NOT BECAUSE THEY HATE WOMEN.

1238
00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:55,172
>> THEY HAVE AN AGENDA, IT IS A

1239
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:55,940
CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST AGENDA

1240
00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:58,609
THAT HAS BEEN PUSHED FOR A

1241
00:42:58,676 --> 00:42:59,143
LONG --

1242
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:00,644
>> Bill: NOT EVERYONE WHO IS

1243
00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:01,879
PRO-LIFE IS A CHRISTIAN

1244
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:02,179
NATIONALIST.

1245
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,847
>> I'M NOT SAYING THAT'S.

1246
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,349
I'M SAYING THE PEOPLE WHO THINK

1247
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,717
IT'S MURDER AND THERE SHOULD BE

1248
00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:08,419
NO EXCEPTIONS FOR THAT, THAT IS

1249
00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:11,422
A VERY SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE.

1250
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:13,424
THAT IS NOT THE VAST MAJORITY OF

1251
00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:17,628
PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY.

1252
00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:19,596
>> Bill: IT'S A SIZABLE

1253
00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:20,798
MINORITY.

1254
00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:21,532
>> BUT IT'S A MINORITY.

1255
00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:24,268
>> THE BILLS THAT ARE PASSING

1256
00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:25,536
RIGHT NOW AS REPUBLICAN

1257
00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:27,438
GOVERNORS RUN TO THE STATEHOUSE

1258
00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:28,038
TO SEE WHO CAN ENACT THE

1259
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:31,141
STRICTEST LAW, MANY OF THEM HAVE

1260
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:37,147
NO EXCEPTIONS FOR INCEST OR FOR

1261
00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:37,748
RAPE.

1262
00:43:37,815 --> 00:43:40,017
>> IF YOU HAVE AN ECTOPIC

1263
00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:42,920
PREGNANCY, THE MOTHER CAN DIE.

1264
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:45,022
>> Bill: I'M THERE WITH YOU.

1265
00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:46,090
SPEAK OF THE REPUBLICANS ARE

1266
00:43:46,156 --> 00:43:47,925
LIKE THE DOG THAT CAUGHT THE

1267
00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:48,092
CAR.

1268
00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:52,096
THEY WANTED THIS, NOW IT'S LIKE

1269
00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:53,630
YOU SEE CERTAIN CANDIDATES

1270
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:56,567
RUNNING AWAY FROM IT.

1271
00:43:56,633 --> 00:43:58,869
THEY KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE

1272
00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:03,874
WITH THIS.

1273
00:44:03,941 --> 00:44:04,341
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1274
00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:06,477
>> THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO WIN

1275
00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:07,211
THE SENATE.

1276
00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:08,512
AT THAT FILIBUSTER WORKS -- IF

1277
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:11,849
WE PICK UP JUST A FEW MORE VOTES

1278
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:12,850
AND WE'VE GOT JOHN FETTERMAN WHO

1279
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:15,185
IS GREAT IN PENNSYLVANIA, THE

1280
00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:16,253
OPPONENT BEING DR. OZ.

1281
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,187
>> Bill: HE SHOULD EAT A

1282
00:44:17,254 --> 00:44:20,357
LITTLE MORE CRUDITES.

1283
00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:22,559
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS ABOUT?

1284
00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:23,927
AND VOTERS DO NOT WANT

1285
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,195
CANDIDATES WHO ARE OUT OF TOUCH

1286
00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:26,830
BUT THEY ALSO DON'T WANT TO HAVE

1287
00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:28,966
CANDIDATES WHO LIVE OUT OF THEIR

1288
00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:29,633
STATE AND DR. OZ HAS THE VIRTUE

1289
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:34,238
OF BEING BOTH.

1290
00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:35,205
PENNSYLVANIA, WISCONSIN,

1291
00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:37,141
JUDGE BEASLEY IN NORTH CAROLINA

1292
00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:38,375
WHOSE OPPONENT IS CONGRESSMAN

1293
00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:39,043
BUD WHO VOTED AGAINST

1294
00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:42,346
INFRASTRUCTURE AND HER LINE IS

1295
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:47,785
THIS BUD IS NOT FOR YOU.

1296
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:48,952
>> WE ARE SEEING TIM RYAN IN

1297
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:50,854
OHIO.

1298
00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:53,490
>> Bill: I THINK AOC VOTED

1299
00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:53,857
AGAINST --

1300
00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:55,726
>> VAL DEMINGS AND FLORIDA HAS A

1301
00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:56,026
CHANCE NOW.

1302
00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:57,661
HIM IF WE PICK UP TWO SEATS AND

1303
00:44:57,728 --> 00:44:59,763
HOLD THE HOUSE WE MAKE

1304
00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:02,733
ROE V. WADE THE LAW OF THE LAND.

1305
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,070
>> Bill: THANK YOU, TIME FOR

1306
00:45:06,136 --> 00:45:08,872
NEW RULES!

1307
00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:09,807
NEW RULE: SINCE SCOTT DISICK

1308
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:10,774
JUST CRASHED A SPEEDING

1309
00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:11,375
LAMBORGHINI INTO A MAILBOX AND

1310
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,876
THE MAILBOX IS FINE BUT THE CAR

1311
00:45:12,943 --> 00:45:13,510
FLIPPED OVER, I NEED TO KNOW TWO

1312
00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:14,478
THINGS: ONE, WHERE DO I GET THAT

1313
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:18,849
MAILBOX?

1314
00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:21,185
AND TWO, SCOTT DISICK IS THE

1315
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,019
WORLD'S LEAST NECESSARY MAN.

1316
00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:25,289
WHERE'S HE IN SUCH A HURRY TO

1317
00:45:25,355 --> 00:45:34,531
GO?

1318
00:45:34,598 --> 00:45:34,798
[LAUGHTER]

1319
00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:35,833
NEW RULE: IF YOU WRITE AN

1320
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,167
ARTICLE ABOUT A VIDEO, IT'S JUST

1321
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,769
POOR JOURNALISM NOT TO HAVE THE

1322
00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:45,375
VIDEO EMBEDDED IN THE ARTICLE.

1323
00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:50,481
PLEASE, I READ THE NEWS FOR ONE

1324
00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:54,118
REASON: TO WATCH TV!

1325
00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:54,985
NEW RULE:

1326
00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:55,819
WHOEVER DESIGNED THESE BLACK

1327
00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:56,787
WEDDING DRESSES MUST TELL ME

1328
00:45:56,854 --> 00:46:00,090
WHAT THEY WERE THINKING.

1329
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:02,192
A BLACK WEDDING DRESS?

1330
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:03,961
WHAT THE FUCK?

1331
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:06,130
BLACK IS THE COLOR WE WEAR TO

1332
00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:10,167
EVENTS THAT MOURN SOMEONE WHOSE

1333
00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:12,903
LIFE HAS COME TO OH NEVER MIND.

1334
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,239
[LAUGHTER]

1335
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:17,574
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1336
00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:18,408
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO THANK

1337
00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:19,109
THIS LOCAL ARKANSAS POLICE

1338
00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:21,011
DEPARTMENT FOR BEATING UP ON A

1339
00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:21,512
WHITE GUY THIS TIME.

1340
00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:22,546
I'M JUST SAYING, MAYBE THIS IS

1341
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,181
THE UNIFYING MOMENT AMERICA

1342
00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:25,749
NEEDS.

1343
00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,317
WHETHER YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE,

1344
00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:28,118
WHEN THE BLACK AND WHITE SHOWS

1345
00:46:28,185 --> 00:46:30,587
UP, YOU'RE GOING TO BE BLACK AND

1346
00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:36,326
BLUE.

1347
00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:36,593
[LAUGHTER]

1348
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:39,396
[APPLAUSE]

1349
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,130
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY, WHITE

1350
00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,131
PEOPLE?

1351
00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:42,065
LET'S GO BURN DOWN A CRATE AND

1352
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,368
BARREL.

1353
00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:45,669
[LAUGHTER]

1354
00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:46,136
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1355
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:46,803
NEW RULE: THE CASHIER AT RALPH'S

1356
00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:48,805
MUST STOP CHECKING TO SEE IF MY

1357
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:49,239
$100 IS COUNTERFEIT.

1358
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:49,840
IT'S RUDE.

1359
00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:50,974
I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF

1360
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,442
YOU.

1361
00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:53,744
AND IF I COULD PRINT MONEY, I

1362
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:59,816
WOULDN'T BE SHOPPING AT RALPH'S.

1363
00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:04,021
[LAUGHTER]

1364
00:47:04,087 --> 00:47:04,488
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1365
00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:05,455
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1366
00:47:05,522 --> 00:47:06,423
THE PERSON THE WORLD NEEDS TO

1367
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,791
HEAR FROM MOST ABOUT THE ATTACK

1368
00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:09,026
ON SALMAN RUSHDIE, THE PERSON

1369
00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:10,160
WITH THE STRONGEST MORAL VOICE

1370
00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:15,866
ON THE ISSUE OF ISLAMIST

1371
00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:17,100
INSPIRED VIOLENCE IS SALMAN

1372
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:19,336
RUSHDIE.

1373
00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:19,836
[APPLAUSE]

1374
00:47:19,903 --> 00:47:21,305
AND THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T SPEAK

1375
00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:22,005
RIGHT NOW SHOWS US THAT THE

1376
00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:24,107
WRONG SIDE WON THIS ROUND.

1377
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:25,842
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE -- THERE ARE

1378
00:47:25,909 --> 00:47:27,144
TWO SIDES TO THIS, AND NO, THEY

1379
00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:29,947
DON'T BREAK DOWN TO MUSLIM AND

1380
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,915
NON-MUSLIM: THERE ARE MANY BRAVE

1381
00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:33,483
MUSLIMS, AND MANY COWARDLY,

1382
00:47:33,550 --> 00:47:34,585
STUPID LIBERALS.

1383
00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:37,054
IF ALL YOU CAN MUSTER TO SAY

1384
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,188
ABOUT THIS EVENT IS "STABBING IS

1385
00:47:38,255 --> 00:47:39,656
BAD AND I'M AGAINST IT" WITHOUT

1386
00:47:39,723 --> 00:47:40,524
LOOKING AT THE REASONS BEHIND IT

1387
00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:48,365
-- YOU'RE USELESS.

1388
00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:49,766
AND THAT DESCRIBES PRETTY MUCH

1389
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:50,033
[APPLAUSE]

1390
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,670
THE ENTIRE MAINSTREAM MEDIA.

1391
00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:54,605
AND HERE'S WHERE THE TWEETS

1392
00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:55,973
START COMING AT ME: "HEY BILL,

1393
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:56,406
NOT EVERY MUSLIM IS

1394
00:47:56,473 --> 00:47:57,774
RESPONSIBLE."

1395
00:47:57,841 --> 00:47:59,509
OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT, NO

1396
00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:02,079
SERIOUS PERSON EVER SAID THEY

1397
00:48:02,145 --> 00:48:02,279
WERE.

1398
00:48:02,346 --> 00:48:06,149
THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED A STRAWMAN

1399
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,185
ARGUMENT, WHERE A PERSON DOESN'T

1400
00:48:08,252 --> 00:48:09,419
ENGAGE WITH THE ACTUAL POINTS

1401
00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:10,454
BEING MADE, BUT BRINGS UP A

1402
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,822
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT POINT THAT

1403
00:48:11,888 --> 00:48:12,823
WAS NEVER BEING CONTESTED TO

1404
00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:14,358
BEGIN WITH.

1405
00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:16,727
IF WE'RE, FOR EXAMPLE,

1406
00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:18,262
DISCUSSING HOW TECHNOLOGY HAS

1407
00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:19,896
MADE OUR LIVES EASIER, AND I SAY

1408
00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:21,431
THE SMART PHONE IS A WONDROUS

1409
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,766
DEVICE, AND YOU SAY "SO YOU

1410
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:26,036
SUPPORT TODDLERS WORKING IN

1411
00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:28,138
SWEATSHOPS" -- THAT'S A STRAWMAN

1412
00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:31,742
ARGUMENT.

1413
00:48:31,808 --> 00:48:32,743
[LAUGHTER]

1414
00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:33,243
EVEN THOUGH I DO SUPPORT

1415
00:48:33,310 --> 00:48:39,783
TODDLERS WORKING IN SWEATSHOPS.

1416
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:40,684
[LAUGHTER]

1417
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:41,685
[APPLAUSE]

1418
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:42,786
BUT THE STRAWMAN ARGUMENT HAS

1419
00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:43,420
BEEN USED SO OFTEN WITH THE

1420
00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:45,322
ISSUE I'M DISCUSSING HERE

1421
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:46,490
TONIGHT, THAT I THOUGHT TONIGHT

1422
00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:47,324
INSTEAD OF LETTING STRAWMAN'S

1423
00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:48,458
MISLEADING ARGUMENTS GO

1424
00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:49,760
UN-REBUTTED, I'D INVITE HIM ON

1425
00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:51,495
THE SHOW.

1426
00:48:51,561 --> 00:48:53,630
SO PLEASE, A NICE ROUND OF

1427
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:59,236
APPLAUSE FOR STRAWMAN.

1428
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:00,904
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1429
00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:08,712
THERE HE IS.

1430
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:16,753
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1431
00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:24,328
AND HE IS MAN SPREADING.

1432
00:49:24,394 --> 00:49:29,132
NICE TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.

1433
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,368
I YOU HAD THE DIFFICULT FLIGHT,

1434
00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:33,637
THOSE OVERHEAD BINS CAN BE

1435
00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:34,638
UNCOMFORTABLE.

1436
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,006
ANYWAY, THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE

1437
00:49:36,073 --> 00:49:36,573
YOU TO MEET: THIS IS SILVANA

1438
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:36,940
FARDOS.

1439
00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:38,141
SHE'S THE MOTHER OF THE YOUNG

1440
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,142
MAN WHO STABBED MY FRIEND.

1441
00:49:39,209 --> 00:49:40,844
WHEN SHE WAS ASKED WHAT SHE NOW

1442
00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:41,611
HAD TO SAY TO HER SON, MS.

1443
00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:43,146
FARDOS SAID "I HAVE NOTHING TO

1444
00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:44,214
SAY TO HIM."

1445
00:49:44,281 --> 00:49:45,749
SHE SAID, "I'M DONE WITH HIM."

1446
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,417
OKAY, THAT'S A HERO.

1447
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:53,690
THAT'S COURAGE.

1448
00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:55,258
[APPLAUSE]

1449
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:56,526
SILVANA FARDOS COULD'VE SPEWED

1450
00:49:56,593 --> 00:49:58,028
THE KIND OF WEASLY CRAP WE HEARD

1451
00:49:58,095 --> 00:49:59,730
FROM SO MANY FAINT-HEARTED

1452
00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:02,399
WRITERS AFTER THE CHARLIE HEBDO

1453
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:03,800
MASSACRE, NONSENSE ABOUT HOW

1454
00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:06,203
THOSE MURDERED CARTOONISTS HAD

1455
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:08,472
IT COMING BECAUSE THEY WERE

1456
00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:09,706
"PUNCHING DOWN" AND WELL, YES, A

1457
00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:10,674
ROOM FULL OF CORPSES, BUT ON THE

1458
00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:11,475
OTHER HAND, THOSE CARTOONS WERE

1459
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:13,910
OFFENSIVE.

1460
00:50:13,977 --> 00:50:15,679
BUT SHE DIDN'T DO THAT; SHE HAD

1461
00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:17,748
THE GUTS TO SAY I GIVE NO

1462
00:50:17,814 --> 00:50:18,682
QUARTER TO PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKE

1463
00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:28,024
THAT, EVEN WHEN IT'S MY SON.

1464
00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:30,460
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1465
00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:32,362
AM I SAYING EVERY MUSLIM HOUSE

1466
00:50:32,429 --> 00:50:36,833
IS HARBORING A TERRORIST -- NO

1467
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,402
-- WHAT I AM SAYING IS,

1468
00:50:38,468 --> 00:50:39,169
LIBERALS: INSTEAD OF SCREAMING

1469
00:50:39,236 --> 00:50:42,105
"ISLAMOPHOBIA" EVERY TIME

1470
00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:44,574
SOMEONE POINTS OUT THE UNIQUE

1471
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:45,709
RIGHT THAT ISLAM DEMANDS TO KILL

1472
00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:48,078
YOU IF YOU INSULT THEIR GOD, YOU

1473
00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:49,713
SHOULD BE SUPPORTING PEOPLE LIKE

1474
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,915
SILVANO FARDOS AND THE VAST

1475
00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,383
MAJORITY OF MUSLIMS WHO CAME TO

1476
00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:54,317
THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T

1477
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:55,852
WANT TO LIVE UNDER THIS KIND OF

1478
00:50:55,919 --> 00:51:04,327
THUGGERY AND THEOCRACY.

1479
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,429
[APPLAUSE]

1480
00:51:05,495 --> 00:51:06,730
MS. FARDOS SAID HER FORMERLY

1481
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,398
OUTGOING SON RETURNED FROM A

1482
00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:10,267
2018 TRIP TO THE

1483
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:12,369
HEZBOLLAH-CONTROLLED REGION OF

1484
00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:14,671
LEBANON A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT AND A

1485
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:16,173
CHANGED MAN.

1486
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,507
WHICH RAISES THE QUESTION: WHAT

1487
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:18,208
THE HELL HAPPENED IN LEBANON?

1488
00:51:18,275 --> 00:51:18,842
DID HE STAY AT HOLIDAY INN

1489
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:23,780
EXPRESS?

1490
00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:24,047
[LAUGHTER]

1491
00:51:24,114 --> 00:51:25,348
AM I SAYING EVERYONE IN LEBANON

1492
00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:26,783
IS A FANATIC?

1493
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:30,720
NO.

1494
00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:32,756
BUT HEZBOLLAH?

1495
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:33,857
THEIR IDEA OF MODERATE IS A

1496
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,292
HIJACKER WITH AN EMOTIONAL

1497
00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:44,067
SUPPORT DOG.

1498
00:51:44,134 --> 00:51:45,101
[LAUGHTER]

1499
00:51:45,168 --> 00:51:45,368
[APPLAUSE]

1500
00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:46,002
WE CAN'T HAVE EXCEPTIONS FOR

1501
00:51:46,069 --> 00:51:47,270
VIOLENCE BASED ON RELIGION.

1502
00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,372
IN A FREE COUNTRY, WE GET TO

1503
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:50,607
OPINE ON RELIGION, OR ANYTHING

1504
00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:51,408
ELSE, WITHOUT THE THREAT OF

1505
00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:57,013
VIOLENCE.

1506
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:57,481
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1507
00:51:57,547 --> 00:51:59,883
AND I'M NOT THE BAD GUY FOR

1508
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,586
CALLING OUT THE BAD GUYS -EXCUSE

1509
00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:04,654
ME, I'M STILL TALKING, AND NO,

1510
00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:05,956
I'M PRECISELY SAYING THEY'RE NOT

1511
00:52:06,022 --> 00:52:15,932
ALL BAD GUYS!

1512
00:52:15,999 --> 00:52:17,400
[LAUGHTER]

1513
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:17,868
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1514
00:52:17,934 --> 00:52:18,835
AND I THOUGHT VICTIM BLAMING WAS

1515
00:52:18,902 --> 00:52:19,870
SOMETHING LIBERALS HATED?

1516
00:52:19,936 --> 00:52:21,271
WHY DO THEIR VALUES ALWAYS GET

1517
00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:21,872
TURNED AROUND WHEN RELIGION IS

1518
00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:22,339
INVOLVED?

1519
00:52:22,405 --> 00:52:23,673
WOMEN'S RIGHTS?

1520
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:24,307
GAY RIGHTS.

1521
00:52:24,374 --> 00:52:26,209
PROTECTING CHILDREN.

1522
00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:31,715
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.

1523
00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:34,851
AND FREE SPEECH!

1524
00:52:34,918 --> 00:52:36,853
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET TO

1525
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,922
THE THEATER MUCH, BUT THERE WAS

1526
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:41,424
A SHOW A FEW YEARS AGO, I KNOW

1527
00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:42,292
WE ALL REMEMBER IT, IT DID VERY

1528
00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:49,299
WELL ON BROADWAY: "THE BOOK OF

1529
00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:50,300
MORMON."

1530
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:53,169
REMEMBER THIS SHOW?

1531
00:52:53,236 --> 00:52:53,637
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1532
00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:54,070
IT POKED FUN AT THE

1533
00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:55,272
MORMON RELIGION, AND EVEN MORE

1534
00:52:55,338 --> 00:53:02,145
OFFENSIVE, HAD MUSIC.

1535
00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:06,516
LET'S NOT KID EACH OTHER.

1536
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:07,350
MY FRIEND WE BOTH

1537
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:08,118
KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU

1538
00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:09,252
TRIED TO PUT ON A SHOW CALLED

1539
00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:10,720
"THE BOOK OF MOHAMMED" AND POKE

1540
00:53:10,787 --> 00:53:12,322
GENTLE FUN AT ISLAM -- AND NO,

1541
00:53:12,389 --> 00:53:13,723
AGAIN, I'M NOT SAYING MOST

1542
00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:14,357
MUSLIMS WOULD WANT TO BOMB THAT

1543
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:15,492
THEATER.

1544
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:16,726
BUT JUST AS CERTAINLY, SOME

1545
00:53:16,793 --> 00:53:19,095
YOUNG MAN WOULD.

1546
00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:21,064
AND SAYING SO DOESN'T MAKE ME AN

1547
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:25,902
ISLAMOPHO LET ME FINISH.

1548
00:53:25,969 --> 00:53:27,170
FORGET IT -- BUT SILVANA FARDOS,

1549
00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:28,238
SHE'S WHO LIBERALS SHOULD BE

1550
00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:30,740
SUPPORTING.

1551
00:53:30,807 --> 00:54:05,075
SALMAN RUSHDIE WILL SURVIVE,

1552
00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:05,709
WARRIOR, HE'S A REAL WARRIOR --

1553
00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:08,945
BUT I WORRY IF THIS COUNTRY'S

1554
00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:09,546
COMMITMENT TO FREE SPEECH WILL

1555
00:54:09,613 --> 00:54:09,846
DO THE SAME.

1556
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:10,313
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1557
00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:11,715
WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK AND BACK

1558
00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:12,616
SEPTEMBER 9TH.

1559
00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:13,583
I'LL BE AT THE FOX THEATRE IN

1560
00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:16,152
DETROIT, OCTOBER 8TH, AT THE

1561
00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:16,753
HULU THEATRE IN NEW YORK CITY,

1562
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:17,420
NOVEMBER 12TH, AND AT THE MIRAGE

1563
00:54:17,487 --> 00:54:18,054
IN VEGAS NOVEMBER 25TH AND 26TH.

1564
00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:18,655
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS ROB

1565
00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:19,255
REINER, AMY KLOBUCHAR AND JOHN

1566
00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:20,223
WATERS.

1567
00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:21,825
NOW GO TO YOUTUBE AND JOIN US ON

1568
00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:25,295
OVERTIME.

1569
00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:38,041
THANK YOU, FOLKS!

1570
00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:39,109
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]