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>> START THE CLOCK.

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>> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU

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VERY MUCH.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU!

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I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU'RE

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EXCITED, THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS

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ARE UPON US, THEY ARE 11 DAYSAY.

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I GUESS I WAS WRONG, NOT EXCITED

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ABOUT THAT --

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I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING

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APATHETIC.

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WHAT AN ELECTION THIS IS, THE

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REPUBLICANS ARE P UP A

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SLATE OF ELECTION DENIERS AND

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CRACKPOTS AND CROOKS.

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AND THE DEMOCRATS HAVE A GUY WHO

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RECENTLY DIED OF A STROKE.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN BUT IF YOU

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SELL THAT DEBATE IN

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PENNSYLVANIA, DR. OZ AGAINST

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JOHN FEDERMAN, HE DID RECENTLY

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HAVE A STROKAND HE IS STILL A

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LITTLE SHAKY.

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NEUROLOGISTS CALL THAT CONDITION

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HERSCHEL WKER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THERE IS SOME BEAUTIES THAT

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HERSCHEL WALKER, ANOTHER ONE --

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ANOTHER WOMAN CAME FORWARD TO

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SAY HE PAID FOR AN ABORTION.

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THIS GUY HAS PROVIDED MORE

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ABORTIONS THAN PLANNED

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PARENTHOOD TO.

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[LAUGHTER]

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ONE OF THE POPULAR COSTUMES NOW

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FOR KIDS IN GEORGIA, KIDS GO OUT

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WITH A GHOST COSTUME AND A SIGN

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THAT SAYS HERSCHEL PAID FOR THI

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THIS.

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[LAUGHR]

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THAT WAS,EFULLY STILL IS A

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BIG ISSUE IN THE ELECTION,

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ABORTION -- NOTHING.

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THIS CROWD, NOTHING GETS THIS

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CROWD TO.

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OKAY, IN AMERICA, I'M TELLING

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YOU IT'S A BIG ISSUE IT CAME UP.

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DR. OZ SAID ABOUT ABORTION IT

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SHOULD BE SOMETHING THAT'S

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DECIDED BETWEEN A DOCTOR, A

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WOMAN, AND LOCAL POLITICAL

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LEADERS.

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THIS IS GOING TO BE NEW FOR

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WOMEN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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MAYOR'S OFFICE?

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I MISSED MY PERIOD.

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YES, I'LL HOLD.

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THE BIG NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD,

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ELON MUSK HAS NOW TAKEN OVER

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TWITTER.

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[APPLAUSE]

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AND PROBABLY WILL PUT TRUMP BACK

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ON IT -->> SAID YESTERDAY, HE SD

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TWITTER IS IN SAYING THE HANDS

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BUT THAT'S ALSO WHAT HE SAID

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WHEN KANYE BOUGHT ACHOOL.

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KANYE IS IN HOT WATER, HE HAS

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LOST HIS DEALS NOW WITHDIDAS,

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GAP, FOOT LOCKER, YESTERDAY HIS

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MIKE DROPPED HIM.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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WOW.

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HE HAS SEEN HIS NET WORTH

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PLUMMET TO A FRACTION OF WHAT IT

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WAS.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IS DOESN'T

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HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ALL THOSE

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GOLD DIGGERS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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HE DOES HAVE A SCHOOL, THE DONDA

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ACADEMY, IF YOU HAVE A CHILD

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ENROLLED THERE, BE AWARE IT MAY

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HAVE CLOSED AND WHAT WERE YOU

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INKING?

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THIS IS A VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF

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SCHOOL, IT'S OPEN ONLY ON JEWISH

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HOLIDAYS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND THEIR MOTTO IS "A MIND IS A

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TERRIBLE THING."

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND FINALLY I THOUGHT TS

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RESTING, I SHOULD BRING IT

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TO YOUR ATTENTION ESPECIALLY

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WITH ALL THE TECH NEWS.

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THE POPE MADE NEWS HE CAME OUT

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AND SAID HE IS URGING PRIESTS

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AND NUNS TO DELETE ALL THE PORN

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OFF THEIR PHONES.

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I DIDN'T KNOW THEY EVEN HAD A

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PHONES ARE PORN ON THEM AND THE

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PRIEST SAID NOT A PROBLEM, JUST

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LEAVE US GRINDER.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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YUVAL NOAH HARARI AND JILLIAN

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TETT ARE HERE, BUT FIRST. HE'S

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TETT ARE HERE, BUT FIRST. HE'S

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THE AWARD-WINNING FILMMAKER AND

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AUTHOR WHOSE NEW BOOK, "CINEMA

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SPECULATION" IS OUT ON NOVEMBER

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1ST: QUENTIN TARANTINO.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HOW ARE YOU?

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LOOK AT THAT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> THANKS A LOT.

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>> Bill: I'VE SAID THESE

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BEFORE, IT'S AMAZING WHEN THE

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DIRECTOR IS TREATED LIKE A STAR,

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THE DIRECTOR IS TRADITIONALLY

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THE PERSON BEHIND THE CAMERA,

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PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEM, YOU ARE

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A STAR.

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>> NOT TO INSIDE TO HEAR

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BUT I ACTUALLY HADN'T NOTICED

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THE AUDIENCE WAS STACKED LIKE AT

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THIS.

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IT MAKES IT FEEL LIKE A

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NIGHTCLUB WHEN YOU LO OUT, IT

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HAS A NIGHTCLUB KIND OF FEEL.

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>> Bill: THIS IS A LEGACY OF

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WHAT HAPPENED DURING COVID WHEN

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WE HAD TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE AND

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WE COULDN'T HAVE AS MANY PEOPLE

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IN THE AUDIENCE GOT MUCH BETTER

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BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT WE JUST

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GOT RID OF THE GRONER'S.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> I BELIEVE IT PERIODS BE WOOD

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BEFORE WE LOSE ALL OF OUR TIME

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BECAUSE YOU AND I CAN GET TO

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TALKING LET'S GETO THE BOOK

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BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE

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DESTINED TO WRITE THIS BOOK.

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ONE OF THE REASONS WHY YOU'RE A

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GREAT FILMMAKER IS BECAUSE

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YOU'RE A GREAT STUDENT OF THE

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FILM, THAN ANYBODY WE'VE ALWAYS

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KNOWN THAT ABOUT YOU, YOU JUST

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LOVE IT.

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THE BOOK IS SO FUNNY.

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YOU WERE RAISED BY MOVIES, I

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EVEN REALIZE THIS ABOUT

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YOU, YOU WENT WHEN YOU WER

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SEVEN YEARS OLD TO A VERY ADULT

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MOVIES.

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>> ILKED ABOUT IN THE BOOK

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AT SOME POINT, I REALIZED IAS

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SEEING MOVIES -- WE ARE TALKING

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ABOUT THE 70s, TALKING ABOUT

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STARTING FROM 68 OR WHATEVER.

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THE EXPLOSION OF WHAT THEY CALL

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NEW HOLLYWOOD, THAT'S ME GETTING

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USED TO GOING TO THE MOVIES.

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NEW HOLLYWOOD ARE THE MOVIES TO

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AT SOME POINT I DID NOTICE I WAS

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SEEING MORE, DIFFERENT MOVIES

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AND THE OTHER KIDS WERE ALLOWED

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TO SEE.

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>> Bill: LIKE WHAT?

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MASH?

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>> I SAW MASHED THREE TIMES IN

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1970, IT WAS MY FAVORITE MOVIE

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THAT YEAR.

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MASH END OF THE FRENCH

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CONNECTION AND THAT GODFATHER A

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COUPLE OF TIMES.

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>> VERY ADULT MOVIES.

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>> DELIVERANCE AND THE WILD

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BUNCH, USING AS AN EXAMPLE,

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THERE IS THE MALE SODOMY, RAPE

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SEEN IN DELIVERANCE.

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I'M WATCHING DELIVERANCE AS

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KID.

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>> Bill: AIN'T GOT A HAIR IN

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HIS MOUTH.

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>> I'M SEEING IT IN 73 COME

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ABOUT NINE.

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I'M WATCHING DELIVERANCE.

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DO I KNOW HE'S STICKING HIS DICK

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UP NED BEATTY'S ASS?

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I DON'T KNOW THAT.DO I KNOW HE'G

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SODOMIZED -- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT

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SODOMY OR RAPE WAS AT THAT TIME,

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I KNEW HE WAS BEING HUMILIATED,

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I KNEW HE WAS BEING SUBJUGATED

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EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT

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THAT WORD MEANT BECAUSE EVERY

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BOY ON THE PLAYGROUND HAS BEEN

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HUMILIATED TO SOME DEGREE.

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>> Bill: NOT LIKE THAT.

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>> NOT LIKE THAT BUT WE

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UNDERSTAND THE DYNAMIC, I DIDN'T

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UNDERSTAND -- I DID SEE T HIM BE

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HUMILIATED IN THE GROUP.

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>> Bill: I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE

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LESSON IS.

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>> I GUESS THE LESSON IS

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ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TAKE KIDS TO

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SEE -- THEY'RE GOING TO BE SOME

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STUFF THAT GOES OVER THEIR HEAD

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AND SOME STUFF YOU WANT TO GO

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OVER THEIR HEAD BUT THERE WAS A

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WHOLE LOT OF STUFF THAT EVEN

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THOUGH I MIGHT NOT TECHNICALLY

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HAVE KNOWN EXACTLY WHAT THE

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CHARACTERS WERE TALKING ABOUT I

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GOT THE GIST OF IT AND I GOT THE

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JUST BY HOW THE AUDIENCE

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RESPONDED TO.

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>> Bill: WHATEVER IT WAS, IT

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MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE.

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WHAT I TOOK AWAY IS THAT I FEEL

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LIKE THE LESSON IS SO CLEAR IN

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THAT BK AND IT COMES IN THE

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VERY FIRST CHAPTER WHEN HE

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TALKED ABOUT GOING TO A JIM

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BROWN MOVIE, I DON'T KNOW IF

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PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN AGE KNOW WHO

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HE IS BUT HE WAS THE ORIGINAL

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ATHLRNED STAR.

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MICKEY MANTLE NEVER BECAME A

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MOVIE STAR --

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>> IT WAS ALWAYS A JOKE.

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>> THEN IT BECAME MUCH MORE OF A

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COMMON THING.

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JIM BROWN AND HE WAS -- I WANTED

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TO BE JIM BROWN TOO, WHEN HE WAS

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IN 100 RIFLES -- THERE IT IS,

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LOOK AT THAT, THAT'S THE POSTER

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WHERE SHE'S HUGGING HIM FROM

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BEHIND LIKE THAT AND THEY BOTH

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HAVE A LOOK ON THEIR FACE, YEAH

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WE JUST DID IT AND WE DID IT

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WELL.

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>> THEY ARE SEXY IN THAT MOVIE.

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>> Bill: HE IS VERY SEXY.

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YOU SAW A JIM BROWN MOVIE WHEN

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YOU WERE TEN?

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>> 72, I LIKE EIGHT.

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>> Bill: EIGHT YEARS OLD,

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YOU'RE IN THIS ALL-BLACK THEATER

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AND IT'S A DOUBLE FEATURE, WHEN

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THEY HAD DOUBLE FEATURES.

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THE FIRST MOVIE IS KIND OF A

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MESSAGE MOVIE.

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>> IT'S CALLED THE BUS IS COMIN

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COMING.

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>> Bill: THE CROWD HATED IT.

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THEY ARE LITERALLY YELLING OUT

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SUCK MY DICK.

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>> I WAS A FAIRLY SOPHISTICATED

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KID SO I SAW THE ADULTS HAVE

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DIFFERENT RESPONSES TO MOVIES

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BEFORE AND I HAD EVEN SEEN AN

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AUDIENCE TURN AGAINST A MOVIE

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BUT HAD NEVER SEEN THE LEVEL OF

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CONTEMPT THIS BLACK AUDIENCE

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FELT TOWAR THE BUS IS COMING.

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>> Bill: WHICH IS A BLACK

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MOVIE.

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>> THEY JUST PROCEEDED TO YELL

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INSULTS AT THE CHARACTERS ON

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SCREEN, THAT'S NOT THE MOVIE WE

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CAME TO SEE SO WE ONLY WALKED

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IN.

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WE HAD 45 MINUTES TO GO.

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FOR THE WHOLE 45 MINUTES THEY

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JUST YELLED SHIT OFF AT THE

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PEOPLE ON THE SCREEN.

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THE FIRST TIME I HAD EVER HEARD

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THE EXPRESSION SUCK MY DICK WAS

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SOME GUY IN THE AUDIENCE YELLING

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AT THE SOMEBODY ON SCREEN.

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AT FIRST LITTLE

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TREPIDATIONS ABOUT IT ALL.

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>> Bill: ANIL RAPE, SUCK MY

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DICK --

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>> AT A CERTAIN POINT THEY WERE

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SO FUNNY I STARTED

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UNCONTROLLABLY GIGGLING AND

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GUY WHO'S TAKING ME TO SEE IT IS

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THIS FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO'S

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DATING MY MOM, HE'S TRYING TO

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GET IN GOOD WITH ME AND HE TAKES

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ME TO AN ALL-BLACK THEATER AND

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HE'S LIKE YOU'RE A COOL KID.

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HE'S PATTING ME WITH HIS HUGE

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HAND.

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SO I YELL OUT SOMETHING AT THE

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SCREEN AND I LOOK AT HIM AND

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MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY AND HE'S

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LIKE HAPPY THAT I'M HAVING A

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GOOD TIME.

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SO I'M LIKE MY DICK.

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THE FUNNIEST ONE, DEFINITELY HAD

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THE BENEFIT OF BEING MEMORABLE.

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THE FUNNIEST ONE IS AT THE END

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THINK WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AH I

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METAPHOR, 12-YEAR-OLD KID IS

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WAITING FOR THE BUS THE WHOLE

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FILM.

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AT THE END, THE BUS FINALLY

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SHOWS UP AND THE KID RUNS DOWN

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THE STREET SCREAMING THE TITLE

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OF THE MOVIE, THE BUS IS COMING,

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THE BUS IS COMING AND SOMEBODY

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IN THEER JUST SAYS "GET ON

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ENDED GO FUCK YOURSELF."

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> Bill: I WANT TO SAY IF

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YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS BOOK ON

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"THE TODAY SHOW," D TELL

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THESE STORIES.

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IS NOT GOING TO WORK THE SAME.

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BUT THEN THE GYM BROWN MOVIE

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COMES OUT WHICH IS A KICK ACTION

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MOVIE WHICH I'M SURE IS COOL AND

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THE CROWD LOVES IT AND YOU SAY

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YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME AND

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YOUR WHOLE CAREER YOU HAVE BEEN

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TRYING TO RECREATE THAT

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EXPERIENCE FROM 1972.

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>> IT WAS A MAGNIFICENT

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EXPERIENCE ESPECIALLY BEING THE

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SON OF A SINGLE MOTHER AND EVEN

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AT THAT POINT SHE WAS LIVINGWITT

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WAS A HOUSE WITH THREE YOUNG

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WOMEN.

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BACON TAKEN BY A FOOTBALL

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PLAYER, A RAMS PLAYER TO A JIM

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BROWN MOVIE IN 1972 ON A

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SATURDAY NIGHT IN AN ALL-BLACK

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THEATER EXCEPT FOR ME, THAT WAS

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PROBABLY THE MOST MASCULINE

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EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD MY

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LIFE.

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FUCK GOING CAMPING, THIS IS IT.

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THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FUCKING

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FISHING.

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THIS IS COOL.

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>> THERE IS AN ASPECT I DO SAY

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THAT EITHER AS A MOVIE CONSUMER

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GOING TO MOVIES INTO BEING PART

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OF AN AUDIENCE OR CREATING

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MOVIES FOR AN AUDIENCE, THAT THE

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GOAL OF A JIM BROWN MOVIE IN

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1972 IS ALWAYS WHAT I'M TRYING

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TO ACHIEVE.

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>> Bill: IT ALSO READ --

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[APPLAUSE]

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I LOVE A MEANINGFUL MOVIE, I

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CAN'T STAND WHEN IT ISN'T,

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USUALLY, SOMETIMES SOMETHING CAN

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BE SILLY AND I KIND ENJOYED

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BUT MOSTLY I WANT TO GET INTO

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SOMETHING.

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DON'T FORGET WE ARE

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ENTERT.

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THAT TO ME WAS THE LESSON THEY

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ARE.

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THE FIRST ONE WASN'T

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ENTERTAINING AND IF YOU DON'T

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ENTERTAIN PEOPLE IT DOESN'T

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MATTER HOW GOOD THE MESSAGES

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YOU'RE JUST PREACHING AND WE ARE

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FUCKING BOARD.

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THE SECOND ONE IS ENTERTAINING

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AND YOU CERTAINLY IF NOTHING

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ELSE AND YOU HAVE BEEN MUCH ELSE

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HAVE BEEN ENTERTAINING.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> A BUNCH OF SATISFIED

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CUSTOMERS OUT THERE, THANK YOU

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VERY MUCH.

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>> Bill: I WANT TO ASK FINALLY

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NOW THAT WEEN SO MANY

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MOVIES IN THE HOME AND YOU HAVE

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THESE EXPERIENCES THAT WERE SO

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TRANSFORMATIVE, YOU WENT TO A

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THEATER -- I'M GUESSING YOU ARE

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LIKE A LOT OF DIRECTORS WERE NOT

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DIGGING THIS NEW WAY WE ABSORB

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MOVIES WHERE WE CAN TURN IT OFF

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AND 2 MINUTES -- YOU'VE GOT TO

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GIVE A DIRECTOR TIME TO PUT THE

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ARROW BACK BEFORE HE FIRES THE

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SHOT.

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>> IT WAS EVEN TO SUCH DEGREE, I

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HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MUCH BUT I

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HAVEN'T LIKED A LOT OF THE NEW

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STUFF THAT HAS COME OUT IN LAST

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COUPLE OF YEARS -- I HAVEN'T

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SEEN THAT MUCH SO DOESN'T MEAN

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ANYTHING.

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HAD A FILM I WAS INTERESTED IN

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SEEING AND I GOT THE DIGITAL

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THING FOR IT AND SO I INVIT

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ABOUT SIX PEOPLE TO COME OV

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AND WATCH IT WITH ME.

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SO IT WAS SIX OF US SITTING IN A

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COOL HOME THEATER AND WE HAD IT

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ON THE SCREEN AND LOOKED PRETTY

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I ENDED UP NOT LIKING THE MOVIE.

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BUT THAT FIRST 30 MINUTESG

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SIX OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM AND

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WE ARE ALL WATCHING IT AND IT'S

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NOT LIKE IT'S A GOOD MOVIE THAT

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I LIKE AND NOW I'M INTRODUCING

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IT TO YOU, THAT EXPERIENCE I'M

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USED TO.

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WE WERE AN OPEN BOOK.

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I FELT THEIR EYEBALLS, I FELT

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PEOPLE LAUGHED, I STARTED

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FEELING WHEN TY STARTED LOSING

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THE THREAD IN THE MOVIE.

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I ENDED UP EVEN THOH I DIDN'T

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CARE FOR THE MOVIE ENDED UP

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HAVING A REALLY GOOD TIME

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BECAUSE WE WERE PART OF AN

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AUDIENCE.

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>> Bill: COMMUNAL EXPERIENCE.

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KEEP MAKING MOVIES, I KNOW WE GO

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THROUGH THIS EVERY TIME WE SEE

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EACH OTHER.

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DON'T QUIT.

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

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IT'S A GREAT BOOK TOO.

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LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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♪ ♪

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OKAY!

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SHE'S CHAIR OF THE EDITORIAL

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BOARD AND U.S. EDITOR-AT-LARGE

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OF THE FINANCIAL TIMESND

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AUTHOR OF "ANTHRO-VISION: A NEW

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WAY TO SEE IN BUSINESS AND

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LIFE": JILLIAN TETT.

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BACK WITH US!

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HE'S THE HISTORIAN AND

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BEST-SELLING AUTHOR OF "SAPIENS"

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WHOSE NEW BOOK FOR KIDS IS

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CALLED "UNSTOPPABLE US: HOW

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HUMANS TOOK OVER THE WORLD":

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YUVAL NOAH HARARI.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.

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I HAVE TWO PEOPLE HERE NOW WHO

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ARE NOT AMERICANS WHO I CALL THE

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LUCKY ONES BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT

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TO HAVE AN ELECTION IN THIS

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COUNTRY.

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>> SAME HERE.

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>> I'M NOT SURE WHO WAS LUCKIER.

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>> I'M NOT SURE BEING FROM

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BRITAIN IS GREAT EITHER.

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>> Bill: I THINK I CAN WIN

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THIS CONTEST BECAUSE WE ARE AT A

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PLACE HERE WHERE REPUBLICANS ARE

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ABOUT TO ELECT A SLATE OF ALMOST

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ALL ELECTION DENIERS.

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THAT'S AN AMAZING FACT

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CONSIDERING THAT JANUARY 6TH WAS

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LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO AND A

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THAT TIME EVEN THE REPUBLICANS

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ALMOST ALL OF THEM CONDEMNED

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WHAT DONALD TRUMP DID.

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SOME OF THEM VOTED FOR IT IN

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CONGRESS BUT JUST IN THAT TIME

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WE'VE SEEN SOMEHOW TRUMP AND HIS

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COHORTS CHANGE THE ENTIRE

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REPUBLICAN PARTY TO PEOPLE WHO

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DON'T BELIEVE BIDEN WAS

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LEGITIMATELY ELECTED PRESIDENT

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IN THE JANUARY 6TH HEARINGS WE

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HAD THEM ALL YEAR, THERE WERE

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NINE OF THEM.

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THEY LAID OUT ALL THE FACTS

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METICULOUSLY BY REPUBLICANS,

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TURNED OUT DIDN'T CHANGE

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ANYBODY'S MIND.

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WHAT I'M ASKING ABOUT IS HAVE

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OUR BRAINS BEEN REWIRED MOSTLY

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BY TECHNOLOGY TO WHERE WE CAN'T

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ABSORB INFORMATION ANYMORE?

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I CAN SIT HERE TONIGHT AND SAY

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THE ELECTION IS IN 11 DAYS COME

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YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND

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VOTE, IT WON'T CHANGE ANYBODY'S

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MIND IT WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT

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THEY'VE ALREADY DECIDED THEY ARE

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GOING TO DO AND THEY ALL SEE ON

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THEIR OWN PHONES BASED ON THEIR

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OWN ALGORITHMS.

521
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>> I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT TO YOU

522
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,097
TO GET THE ACADEMIC ASPECT OF

523
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,932
THIS BUT IF YOU LOOK A SOME OF

524
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:54,666
THE POLLING DATA RECENTLY

525
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:59,505
THERE'S TWO THINGS IT'S AMAZING.

526
00:18:59,571 --> 00:18:59,771
WRITERS...

527
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:00,706
POLL CAME OUT INTO THE POLE

528
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,675
ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO THAT SHOWS

529
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,311
THAT 47% OF AMERICAN VOTERS

530
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,312
FEARED VIOLENCE AND INTIMIDATION

531
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,748
AROUND VOTING AND THE MIDTERMS.

532
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:14,319
40%, THAT WAS BEFORE WEHE

533
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:14,853
ATTACK YESTERDAY.

534
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,255
THE OTHER THING IS IT YOU LOOK

535
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,290
AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN TERMS OF

536
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,558
TUDE BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES

537
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,294
TO THETHER PARTY, 72% OF

538
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:22,961
REPUBLICANS AND SOMETHING

539
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,730
SIMILAR AMOUNT DEMOCRATS NOW

540
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,164
THINK THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE

541
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,133
OTHER PARTY, NOT THE PEOPLE, THE

542
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,769
PARTY ARE DISHONEST, THAT THEY

543
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,406
ARE ESSENTIALLY LACKING IN

544
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,108
MORALS, THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE AND

545
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,442
THAT IS TWICE THE PROPORTION OF

546
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,511
SIX YEARS.

547
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,713
WE HAVE GONE INTO TRIBALISM

548
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,615
WHICH IS GETTING HARD WIRED IN

549
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,851
THE WAY PEOPLE ARE SEEING

550
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,686
POLITICS.

551
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,221
THIS CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGY IS

552
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:49,655
ADDING TO IT.

553
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:54,026
YOU LOOKED AT THIS IN YOUR BOOK.

554
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,161
>> ONE THING WE CAN AGREE ON IS

555
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,664
SOMETHING IS BROKEN AND THE

556
00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:59,298
INFORMATION SYSTEM.

557
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,266
WE HAVE THE BEST INFORMATION

558
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,701
TECHNOLOGY IN HISTORY AND YET

559
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,736
PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER HOLD A

560
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,338
CONVERSATION, CAN NO LONGER

561
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,340
AGREE ON THE MOST BASIC FACTS

562
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,944
LIKE WHO WON THE LAST ELECTION.

563
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,145
SOMETHING ISEFINITELY BROKEN

564
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:13,845
IN THE INFORMATION SYSTEM, WE

565
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:17,149
ARE NOT SURE WHAT IT IS.

566
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,651
IS NOT NECESSARILY THE PHONES

567
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,252
THEMSELVES BUT PEOPLE SHOULD

568
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,488
MAYBN AN INFORMATION DIET.

569
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,290
>> Bill: THEY ARE NOT GOING TO

570
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,627
COME IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL

571
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:28,860
DATA --

572
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,697
WE CAN'T RESIST.

573
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,866
I THINK THAT HAS BEEN THE CASE

574
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,535
THROUGHOUT HISTORY WITH

575
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:36,835
TECHNOLOGY.

576
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,136
HUMANS CANNOT RESIST TECHNOLOGY,

577
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,304
YOU TALK ABOUT JUST FARMING

578
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,707
WHICH I WOULD CALL THE FIRST

579
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,842
TECHNOLOGY AND YOU SAY MAY BE

580
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,711
HUMANS WOULD'VE BEEN MUCH

581
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:46,511
HAPPIER REMAINING NOMADIC -- I

582
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,412
WON'T GO THROUGH ALL THE REASONS

583
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,847
WHY YOU SAY THAT AND I CERTAINLY

584
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,550
DON'T WANT TO BE FORAGING FOR

585
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:52,250
FOOD TONIGHT.

586
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,119
[LAUTER]

587
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,455
IT'S FRIDAY.

588
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:57,689
OR TAKE SOMETHING MORE RECENT

589
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:58,557
LIKE THE COTTON GIN, WE ARE

590
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,926
READY TO GIVE UP SLAVERY IN THIS

591
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:01,927
COUNTRY AND A MACHINE CAME ALONG

592
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,729
THAT MADE IT MUCH MORE

593
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,097
PROFITABLE AND THEY WENT LET'S

594
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,733
GO BACK TO SLAVERY.

595
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:08,934
I THINK HUMANS CANNOT RESIST

596
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,168
WHEN THE TECHNOLOGY COMES ALONG

597
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:13,338
AND THE PHONE IS JUST THE MOST

598
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,206
RECENT EXAMPLE OF THAT AND THE

599
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:16,008
MOST OF YOU RELENT BECAUSE I DO

600
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,743
THINK IT IS REWIRING THE BRAIN

601
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,111
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S T

602
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,545
TECHNOLOGY ITSELF BUT THE FACT

603
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,780
THAT SO MANY PEOPLE -- I CANNOT

604
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:25,951
IMAGINE READING A BOOK -- THESE

605
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:26,618
AREN'T STUPID TO.

606
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,821
>> DON'T TELL HIM THAT.

607
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:30,922
>> EVERYTHING IS REWIRING OUR

608
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:32,658
BRAINS, JUST TALKING HERE AND

609
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,292
PEOPLE LISTENING TO US, THE

610
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,861
BRAIN IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING.

611
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,729
WE HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT

612
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,898
WHAT WE SAY ESPECIALLY IN

613
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,867
PUBLIC, WHAT WE SAY HERE, THE

614
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,770
WORDS ARE LIKE SEEDS THAT GROW

615
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,004
IN THE BRAINS OF MILLIONS OF

616
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,873
PEOPLE SO WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL

617
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,975
ABOUT WHAT SEEDS WE ARE SOWING,

618
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,109
IF WE SOW SDS OF HATRED IT

619
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,278
WILL BRING VIOLENCE.

620
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,946
ALSO PEOPLE NEED TO BE CAREFUL

621
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,114
ABOUT WHAT THEY TAKE IN, THE

622
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:59,117
SAME WAY THEY ARE VERY CAREFUL

623
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:00,419
ABOUT FOOD.

624
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,087
YOU HAVE DIETS AND WARNINGS ON

625
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,722
FOOD LIKE YOU HAVE ON THE LIST,

626
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,491
THIS IS 40% FAT AND 20% SUGAR,

627
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,460
BUT WE NEED THIS ALSO IN A

628
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:09,628
YOUTUBE VIDEO.

629
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:17,769
THIS IS 40% GREED, 20% HATE.

630
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,272
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

631
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,740
THE ONEER IMPORTANT THING

632
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,675
ABOU TECHNOLOGY, IT'S VERY

633
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,877
DANGEROUS TO THINK TECHNOLOGY IS

634
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:26,878
LIKE UNSTOPPABLE, BUT IT'S NOT

635
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:29,181
UP TO US -- IT'S ALWAYS UP TO

636
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:29,748
US.

637
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,650
YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE CHANGES, WE

638
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:35,020
CAN'T ROLL THE CLOCK BACK.

639
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,824
IN THE 20TH CENTURY YOU CAN USE

640
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:39,691
THE TECHNOLOGY OF ELECTRICITY

641
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:43,228
AND RADIO AND TELEVISION TO

642
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,097
BUILD THE SOVIET UNION AND

643
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:45,731
TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP OR YOU

644
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,533
CAN USE THE SAME TECHNOLOGYO

645
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,435
BUILD A LIBERAL DEMOCRACY.

646
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,671
IT'S THE SAME IN THE

647
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,106
21ST CENTURY.

648
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:58,343
[APPLAUSE]

649
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,512
>> I THINK THIS -- I CLEARLY AM

650
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,881
ADDICTED I BROUGHT IT ON SET,

651
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,249
THESE ARE ADDICTIVE.

652
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,884
THIS TECHNOLOGY, IT'S DESIGNED

653
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,819
TO BE ADDICTIVE, DELIBERATELY

654
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:08,887
DESIGNED BUT IT ALSO DO

655
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,088
SOMETHINGUCH MORE SUBTLE THAT

656
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,823
PLAYS INTO WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

657
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,859
ABOUT IN TERMS OF POLARIZATION

658
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:14,493
WHICH IS THAT THIS HAS CREATED

659
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:21,099
WHAT I CALL JEN P.

660
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,100
GENERATION PLAYLIST.

661
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,301
WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP IF YOU

662
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:26,037
WANTED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC YOU

663
00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:28,273
HAD TO ACCEPT SOMEBODY ELSE'S

664
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,374
PRESET PACKAGE.

665
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,575
VINYL RECORD OR YOU SWITCH ON

666
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:31,910
THEIO AND SOMEONE ELSE

667
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,880
DECIDED WHAT WAS PLAYING WHEN.

668
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:36,748
TODAY NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 30

669
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,483
WOULD ACCEPTT, EVERYONE

670
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,484
WANTS PLAYLISTS, LISTEN TO MUSIC

671
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,154
WHEN YOU WANT, HOW WOULD YOU

672
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:42,654
WANT, IT'S THE ULTIMAT

673
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:46,124
CUSTOMIZATION, PICK A CULTURE.

674
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,859
WE ARE EXTRAPOLATING THAT ON

675
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,495
CONSUMER CULTURE, OUR COFFEE

676
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:51,897
CHOICES, AT STARBUCKS YOU WANT

677
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:54,432
TO ORDER COFFEE YOU'VE GOT 20

678
00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:54,666
CHOICES.

679
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,536
YOU HAVE IT WITH MEDIA, YOU READ

680
00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:58,069
WH WANT.

681
00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,671
YOU HAVE YOUR FRIENDS, YOU HAVE

682
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:00,939
YOUR WORK YOU MIGHT GO INTO WORK

683
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,741
IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT, NOT IF YOU

684
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,676
DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, THAT PLAYED

685
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:05,977
INTO THE HOLE WORKING FROM HOME

686
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,078
OF THING.

687
00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:08,313
ALSO PLAYS INTO OUR POLITICS

688
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,714
BECAUSE WE ALL THINK WE LIVE IN

689
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,917
OUR VERSION OF THE MATRIX WHERE

690
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,318
WE CAN PICK ISSUES WHEREVER WE

691
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,520
WANT AND WE CAN FOCUS ON ONE

692
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,756
THING AT A TIME AND CHANGE OUR

693
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:18,557
MINDS.

694
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,393
THE IDEA OF HAVING OLD-FASHIONED

695
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,394
THINGS CALLED PARTIES IS SO 20TH

696
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,528
CENTURY.

697
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,263
IT'S LITERALLY A VINYL RECORD

698
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,131
FOR POLITICS.

699
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,233
I THINK THAT'S PLAYING INTO THE

700
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,937
SENSE OF TRIBALI, A SENSE OF

701
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:33,905
CAPRICIOUS UNPREDICTABLE BURST

702
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,774
OF ENERGY WHICH DIED DOWN AGAIN.

703
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,676
IT MEANS POLITICS IN THE COMING

704
00:24:37,742 --> 00:24:38,043
ARE UNWORKABLE.

705
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,544
>> YOU POINT OUT ALL THESE

706
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:42,480
THINGS WE COULD DO, BUT PEOPLE

707
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:42,914
DON'T.

708
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,916
THE LABELS ON FOOD IT SAY WHAT

709
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:48,687
SHIT IS IN IT AND PEOPLE EAT IT.

710
00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,288
IS NOTE THEY GO IT HAS FAT

711
00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:51,957
AND SUGAR, I CAN'T EAT THIS,

712
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,226
THAT'S WHAT THEY PULL OFF THE

713
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:55,460
SHELF.

714
00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,863
PEOPLE COULD IGNORE THE PHONE,

715
00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:58,897
THEY DON'T.

716
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:00,532
THEY COULD CHOOSE TO GO ON A

717
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,000
MEDIA DIET BUT THEY'RE NOT GOING

718
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:02,534
TO.

719
00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:08,106
WE SAW IN THE PAPER THIS WEEK 26

720
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,374
OF 193 COUNTRIES WHO SIGNED ON

721
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:11,476
TO DO THINGS ABOUT THE

722
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,944
ENVIRONMENT HAVE DONE ANYTHING.

723
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:16,548
WE CAN'T RESIST THAT EITHER, THE

724
00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:18,049
CONVENIENCE THAT IS BROUGHT TO

725
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,718
US BY THINGS THAT POLLUTE, I

726
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:22,187
SAID THIS TO THE AUDIENCE MANY

727
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:22,888
TIMES.

728
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:23,822
IF YOU COULD TOMORROW GIVE UP

729
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,490
THE TV REMOTE AND HAVE IT QUEUE

730
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:27,659
OR GLOBAL WARMING, WOULD YOU DO

731
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:27,826
IT?

732
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:31,796
[APPLAUSE]

733
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:35,000
>> IT'S EASY TO CLAP.

734
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:35,500
>> IT'S NOT JUST THE

735
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:36,434
RESPONSIBILITY OF INDIVIDUALS.

736
00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:37,869
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE GOVERNMENTS,

737
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,938
THAT IS WHY WE HAVE

738
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,439
INSTITUTIOIS IS WHY WE

739
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:43,775
HAVE REGULATIONS TO HELP US WITH

740
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:44,276
THE THINGS -- IT'S VERY

741
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:48,046
DIFFICULT TO DO IT INDIVIDUALLY.

742
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,515
IT WAS DESIGNED TO BE DIFFICULT.

743
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:51,383
YOU HAVE SOME OF THE SMARTEST

744
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:54,452
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD BASICALLY

745
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,888
HACKING THEIR OWN WEAKNESSES AND

746
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,424
USING IT AGAINST US, BEHIND THIS

747
00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:01,259
DEVICE, SOME OF THE SMARTEST

748
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:02,827
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD LEARNED HOW

749
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:07,499
TO USE THIS IN ORDER TO GET --

750
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:08,900
>> Bill: THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE

751
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:12,103
VERY UPSET TODAY THAT ELON MUSK

752
00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,104
TOOK OVETWITTER AND BROUGHT

753
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,540
HIS SYNC WITH HIM.

754
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:16,775
I HAPPEN TO BE AN ELON MUSK FAN

755
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:18,376
BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT

756
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:18,710
THAT?

757
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:20,779
IS THAT A GOOD IDEA THAT

758
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:24,316
BILLIONAIRE TAKE OVER TWITTER?

759
00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:25,550
BILLIONAIRES CERTAINLY ON EVERY

760
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:26,251
OTHER MEDIA OUTLETS.

761
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,220
>> HE'S NOT OFFICIALLY A MEDIA

762
00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:29,521
BARON.

763
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:32,257
I HAVE A LOT OF ADMIRATION FOR T

764
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:33,792
ELON MUSK HAS BROUGHT TO THE

765
00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:33,992
WORLD.

766
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,026
HE HAS DONE SOME INCREDIBLE

767
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:38,296
THINGS, THE PROBLEM WITH HIM IS

768
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:39,497
HE'S BECOMING INCREASINGLY

769
00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:40,165
GODLIKE INAY HE LOOKS AT

770
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,634
PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW AND ASSUMES

771
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:45,136
HE CAN SOLVE THEM AND HE IS

772
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:45,870
CAPRICIOUS.

773
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:46,638
HE'S UNELECTED TO.

774
00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:49,274
WHEN I LOOK AT WHAT HE'S DONEN

775
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,076
UKRAINE WITH SOMETHING LIKE STAR

776
00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:53,011
LINK WHICH IS AN INCREDIBLE

777
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:54,913
TECHNO-

778
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,648
>> Bill: X PLANE WHAT HE'S

779
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:56,848
DONE.

780
00:26:56,915 --> 00:27:00,251
GIVES PEOPLE INTERNET ON THEAT

781
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,886
MOVE WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE THE

782
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,455
CELL TOWERS WHICH GETIT BY

783
00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:07,025
MISSILES VERY EASILY.

784
00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:08,693
IN THE EARLY WEEKS OF THE

785
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,495
UKRAINIAN WAR, THE RUSSIAN

786
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,430
INVASION, HE SPREADS A STAR LINK

787
00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:13,832
ACROSS THE COUNTRY, HE DONATED

788
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,834
SOME AND OTHERS WERE BOUGHT BY

789
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,902
UKRAINIANS AND IT MEANT THAT THE

790
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:18,903
SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS HAD

791
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,106
INTERNET THROUGHOUT THE WAR

792
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:23,074
WHICH WAS AMAZING.

793
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:23,375
INCREDIBLE.

794
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,142
THAT WAS GOOD TO.

795
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:26,411
>> Bill: TESLA WAS A GOOD

796
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,979
THING AND RELENT OF ALL ROCKETS,

797
00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:31,316
GOOD THING -- BAD GUY.

798
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,284
>> WAIT FOR US --

799
00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:34,686
>> HE BEGAN TO SAY IT WASN'T

800
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:35,820
CLEAWHO WAS GOING TO PAY FOR

801
00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:36,454
THEM AND THEN HE BEGAN TO SWITCH

802
00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,289
THEM OFF AND SOME OF THE REALLY

803
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:38,857
IMPORTANT AREAS.

804
00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:41,259
>> Bill: HE DIDN'T DO THAT,

805
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:41,559
THEY ARE ON.

806
00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:44,162
>> ACTUALLYAVE BEEN IN TOUCH

807
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,064
WITH UKRAINIANS RECENTLY AND

808
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:46,898
AREAS WHERE STARLINGS WERE

809
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:47,899
SWITCHED OFF AS UNCLEAR

810
00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:48,867
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

811
00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:50,035
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT I

812
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,002
READ, I READ HE TALKED ABOUT IT

813
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:52,670
A LITTLE BIT AND THERE WAS

814
00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:53,038
SOME --

815
00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:54,973
>> WHAT HE TWEETED IS NOT WHAT

816
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,542
HE ACTUALLY DOES.

817
00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,144
>> LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE

818
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:00,245
ESPECIALLY OF THE YOUNGER

819
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:00,912
GENERATIONS THEY TWEET WR

820
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,881
COMES INTO THEIR MIND --ON'T

821
00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:04,649
GET THAT.

822
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:06,384
THAT'SOW PEOPLE ARE, THEY ARE

823
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:07,085
MUCH MORE TRANSPARENT THAN THEY

824
00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:09,421
USED TO BE.

825
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:10,922
PRIVACY IS ALMOST SOMETHING TO

826
00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:11,823
BE AVOIDED.

827
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,258
>> HE TREATS EVERYTHING LIKE A

828
00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:15,660
HACK I FIND MY KEYS HACKING AND

829
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,395
TESTING AND THAT'S A GREAT WAY

830
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:18,696
TO HACK A COMPUTER CODE, IT'S

831
00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:19,831
NOT SO GREAT TO TRY TO DO

832
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,666
FOREIGN POLICY.

833
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:25,103
>> I WOULDAY THIS ABOUT

834
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,872
ELON MUSK.TWITTER -- WILL NOT GO

835
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:28,239
.

836
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:33,078
WE REALLY WANT TO PISS OFF THE

837
00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:33,445
ES?

838
00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:34,679
CONSIDERING THIS WEEK WE LEARNED

839
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:37,282
ONCE AGAIN WE ARE NOT GOING TO

840
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:38,516
SOLVE THE ENVIRONMENT OURSELVES.

841
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,018
WEE NOT GOING TO DO IT BY THE

842
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:42,320
MODEL WE THOUGHT WE COULD DO IT

843
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,656
BY WHICH WAS EVERYBODY NEEDS TO

844
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:45,690
CONSERVE MORE AND NOT JUST DO

845
00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:48,059
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BECAUSE

846
00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,828
THAT POLLUTES, THAT'S NOT

847
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:50,295
WORKING.

848
00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:50,862
THAT FAILED.

849
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,497
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO

850
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,164
HAVE TO HAVE A TECHNOLOGICAL

851
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,699
RESPONSE TO THIS.

852
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,769
I DON'T KNOW IF ELON MUSK IS THE

853
00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,471
GUY WE WANT TO PASS OFF.

854
00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:00,371
I WANT TO IDENTIFY THE PEOPLE

855
00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:03,074
WHO MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT FIXING

856
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:05,677
THIS WITH TECY.

857
00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:08,279
>> ARE YOU SCARED OF HIM?

858
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,614
>> Bill: I'M NOT SCARED OF

859
00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:11,082
HIM, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE

860
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,284
SCARED OF HIM, I'M NOT SCARED OF

861
00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:13,885
HIM.

862
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:16,020
>> THIS IS NOT A TECHNOLOGICAL

863
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,857
PROBLEM, IF YOUAVE A

864
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,258
TECHNOLOGICAL PROBLEM.

865
00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:22,494
I'M TALKING ABOUT TAKING OVER

866
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:22,994
TWITTER.

867
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:25,997
THIS IS A PROBLEM OF POLITICS,

868
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,499
OF SOCIOLOGY, OF HUMAN

869
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:28,533
PSYCHOLOGY.

870
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,734
I'M NOT SURE HE IS NECESSARILY

871
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,703
THE BEST ONE TO ADDRESS IT.

872
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:33,938
HIS VIEW OF TWITTER HE OFTEN

873
00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:34,772
SAYS IT'S LIKE THE TOWN SQUARE,

874
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:37,175
WE NEED TO PROTECT -- BUT

875
00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:40,879
TWITTER IS NOT THE TOWN SQUARE.

876
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,947
TRISTEN HORACE RECENTLY SAID IT

877
00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:45,350
TWITTER IS ACTUALLY THATWN'S

878
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,451
GLADIATORIAL ARENA.

879
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:49,154
NOT THE TOWN SQUARE.

880
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:55,793
TOWN SQUARE REWARDS IN MODERATE

881
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,228
TO TALK, RATIONAL TALK THAT

882
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,263
TRIES TO LEAD TO CONSENSUS AND

883
00:29:58,329 --> 00:30:00,832
TWITTER IS MORE LIKE A GLADIATOR

884
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,867
ARENA THAT REWARDS EXTREMISM,

885
00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:05,236
THAT REWARDS RAGE.

886
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,704
YOU DON'T EVEN FIGHT AGAINST

887
00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:07,739
OTHER HUMANS LIKE IN ANCIENT

888
00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:11,276
ROME, YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE

889
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:11,743
BOTS.

890
00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:13,578
>> I AGREE THERE IS A LOT OF

891
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,113
RAGE OUT THERE AND IT'S TERRIBLE

892
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,081
BUT THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF THAT

893
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,184
ANNOYS US THAT YOU CAN'T WISH IT

894
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:22,020
AWAY ORBAN.

895
00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:25,723
>> THERE ARE EASY FIXES.

896
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:28,426
A BOUGHT TWEETS ABOUT 800 TIMES

897
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:28,760
IN OUR.

898
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:29,360
>> Bill: THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS

899
00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:31,796
TO GET RID OF.

900
00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,932
>> FIRST THING HE DOES, FIRST

901
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,267
DAY HE COMES TO THE OFFICE

902
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,302
INSTEAD OF BRINGING -- LET'S GET

903
00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:40,271
RID OF ALL THE BOTS AND IF THIS

904
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,573
IS A DIFFICULT ENGINEERING THEN

905
00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:44,175
LET'S LIMIT --

906
00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:45,610
>> Bill: THAT WAS HIS MAIN

907
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:46,911
REASON FOR DRAGGING HIS FEET ON

908
00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:48,680
THE DEAL, I WANT TO GET RID OF

909
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:49,247
THE BOTS.

910
00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:50,949
>> IF HE DOES THAT THAT'S A

911
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,284
WONDERFUL THING.

912
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:53,952
>> Bill: HE'S DOING THAT.

913
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,454
>> LIMIT THE NUMBER OF TWEETS

914
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,856
YOU CAN MAKE, SAY FIVE AN HOUR

915
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,426
AND THAT'S IMMEDIATELY PUTS A

916
00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:03,695
LEAD ON ALL OF THESE BOTS.

917
00:31:03,761 --> 00:31:05,697
>> Bill: WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE

918
00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:07,865
THEY CAN'T BE HEARD, THEY DON'T

919
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:08,099
GO AWAY.

920
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,934
DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN OFF

921
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,503
TWITTER, HE DIDN'T GO AWAY.

922
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,272
HE IS GOING TO GET THE

923
00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:16,941
REPUBLICAN NOMINATION NEXT TIME

924
00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:18,076
AND HIS PEOPLE, THEY DIDN'T GO

925
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:20,044
AWAY EITHER, THEY DIDN'T SELF

926
00:31:20,111 --> 00:31:21,479
DEPORT BECAUSE HE WASN'T ON

927
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,548
TWITTER AND YOU SEE THERE WAS AN

928
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:24,549
ATTACK AT A DRAG QUEEN STORY

929
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,818
HOUR AT A PORTLAND PUB I DON'T

930
00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:27,352
KNOW WHY PEOE ARE BRINGING

931
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:31,522
THEIR CH TO A PUB BUT OKAY

932
00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:31,823
OKAY.

933
00:31:31,889 --> 00:31:33,491
NANCY PELOSI AS YOU MEN

934
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,492
SOMEBODY ATTACKED HER THINKING

935
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,293
SHE WAS HOME, SHE WAS NOT HER

936
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,863
HUSBAND GOT ATTACKED IN HIS HOM

937
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,064
HOME.

938
00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:41,799
THIS IS THIS COLD CIVIL WAR THAT

939
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,835
WE HAVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT.

940
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,103
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THE

941
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,304
LAST CIVIL WAR IT'S GOING TO BE

942
00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:47,538
THIS KIND OF STUFF.

943
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,274
WHEN YOU SHUT OFF THAT VALVE OF

944
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,909
LETTING PEOPLE TALK I TNK THIS

945
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,544
STUFF ONLY GETS WORSE.

946
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:57,415
[APPLAUS

947
00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:01,219
>> NEED NOT JUST TO TALK BUT

948
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:03,087
ALSO TO LISTEN, WE HAVE CREATED

949
00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:06,491
THIS WONDERFUL TECHNOLOGY IT IS

950
00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:08,126
GOOD IT ALLOWS EVERYBODY TALK

951
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:09,460
AND VOICE THEIR OPINIONS WHICH

952
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:10,862
WE DIDN'T HAVE 50 YEARS AGO BUT

953
00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:12,597
WE NOW NEEDO WORK ON LISTENING

954
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,932
AND NOT JUST TALKING.

955
00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:18,536
[APPLAE]

956
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,371
>> Bill: ONE OF PEOPLE I LOVE

957
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,739
TO LISTEN TO ON TWITTER IS

958
00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:22,674
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE COME I

959
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:25,476
DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW HER BUT

960
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,078
SHE'S HAVING A MOMENTS,

961
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:27,645
CONSIDERING HER AS A RUNNING

962
00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:30,248
MATE IN 2024 -- THERE SHE IS.

963
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,850
SHE HAS ALSO GOTTEN A LOT OF

964
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,452
INCREDIBLE PRESS AND WHEN

965
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:35,687
REPUBLICANS TAKE OVER CONGRESS

966
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:37,188
IN 11 DAYS, SHE'S GOING TO BE

967
00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:37,855
VERY IMPORTANT.

968
00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:40,291
WE THOUGHT TODAY WOULD BE A GOOD

969
00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:42,193
TEN THROUGH 24 THINGS YOU DON'T

970
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,896
KNOW ABOUT MARJORIE TAYLOR

971
00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:45,963
GREENE.

972
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:51,836
WHAT YOU LIKE TO HEAR THEM?M SU.

973
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:52,637
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A STORE

974
00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:53,204
WITHOUT DEMANDING TO SEE THE

975
00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:54,639
MANAGER.

976
00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:54,906
[LAUGHTER]

977
00:32:54,972 --> 00:32:55,540
I HAVE THREEIDS, TWO IN HIGH

978
00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:56,174
AND ONE WHO WAS MURDERED

979
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,509
BYRY CLINTON.

980
00:32:58,576 --> 00:32:58,776
[LAUGHTER]

981
00:32:58,843 --> 00:32:59,377
MY GREATEST FEARS ARE SNAKES,

982
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:05,283
SPIDERS, AND JEWS.

983
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:09,620
AUGHTER]

984
00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:11,489
>> Bill: WE LET A FEW OF THOSE

985
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:12,724
GRONER'S BACK IN, SHIT.

986
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:13,491
TO KEEP THINGS SEXY IN A

987
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:14,125
RELATIONSHIP, I SOMETIMES

988
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:21,432
THE DOOR COMPLETELY UNARMED.

989
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:22,333
[LAUGHTER]

990
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:22,800
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

991
00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:23,568
I WAS ONCE KICKED OFF TRUTH

992
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:24,402
SOOR NOT COMPARING

993
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,538
SOMETHING TO NAZIS.

994
00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:28,072
MY MOM DRANK WHILE SHE WAS

995
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,540
PREGNANT WITH ME.

996
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:36,180
AND EVEN MORE AFTER SHE MET ME.

997
00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:37,882
[LAUGHTER]

998
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:38,850
[APPLAUSE]

999
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,017
I WILL WORK WITH REPUBLICANS WHO

1000
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,052
DISLIKE ME BECAUSE THERE IS NO

1001
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:41,552
"I" IN "TEAM."

1002
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:47,358
I THINK.

1003
00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:47,625
[LAUGHTER]

1004
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:48,359
SINCE CLASSROOMS ARE FULL OF

1005
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,394
GROOMERS, I'M TRAILER SCHOOLING

1006
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:54,098
MY KIDS.

1007
00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:54,899
[LAUGHTER]

1008
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,401
[APPLAUSE]

1009
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:57,769
I WOULD'VE LIKED SCHINDLER'S

1010
00:33:57,835 --> 00:33:59,070
LIST IF IT WAS SHORTER.

1011
00:33:59,137 --> 00:33:59,871
NOT THMOVIE, THE LIST OF JEWS

1012
00:33:59,937 --> 00:34:07,612
HE SAVED.

1013
00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:08,279
[LAUGHTER]

1014
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:09,247
IF I COULD MEET ANYONE LIVING OR

1015
00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:10,148
DEAD, I'D PREFER LIVING, BECAUSE

1016
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:17,989
IF I WAS DEAD WHAT'S THE POINT?

1017
00:34:18,055 --> 00:34:21,692
[LAUGHTER]

1018
00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:24,462
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1019
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:26,097
THAT I CUT YOU OFF BEFORE YOU

1020
00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:28,232
ARE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING IN

1021
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:28,833
OUR LAST DISCUSSION?

1022
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,535
>> I WAS GOING TO ADD IN ONE

1023
00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:32,470
MORE THING WHICH IS PART OF THE

1024
00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,372
PROBLEM WITH TWITTER IS NOT JUST

1025
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,107
A QUESTION OF PEOPLE NOT

1026
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:37,141
LISTENING, IT'S YOU GET SUCKED

1027
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,477
TO THESE ECHO CHAMBERS.

1028
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:41,479
ERE ARE THINGS THEY CAN DO

1029
00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:43,481
WITH THE ALGORIT FORCE

1030
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:44,849
PEOPLE TO TRY AND COLLIDE MORE

1031
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:48,119
WITH THE DIFFERENT TRIBE.

1032
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:49,554
THAT'S A OF THE PROBLEM

1033
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,322
RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE LITERALLY LIVE

1034
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,257
IN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES.

1035
00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:57,762
>> Bill: THE WAY THE DEMOCRATS

1036
00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:58,963
APPARENTLY THINK THEY ARE GOING

1037
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,731
TO SAVE DEMOCRACY IS THROUGH

1038
00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:00,965
TIKTOK.

1039
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:05,670
I SAW THIS WEEK --

1040
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:05,937
[LAUGHTER]

1041
00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:14,312
JOE BIDEN HAD EIGHT TIKTOKER'S

1042
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:14,879
WITH A COMBINED FOLLOWING A

1043
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:15,446
67 MILLION FOLLOWERS AND HE

1044
00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:17,348
TALKED TO THEM AND OF TM

1045
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,816
SAID A LOT OF THE CREATORS --

1046
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:19,484
THEY CALL THEMSELVES CREORS, I

1047
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:23,387
LOVE THAT.

1048
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,790
INFLUENCERS -- TALKED ABOUTOW

1049
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:26,858
THEY DIDN'T GET A LOT OF CIVICS

1050
00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:28,626
EDUCATION IN SCHOOL.

1051
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,061
THEY WERE EXCITED TO LEARN ABOUT

1052
00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:35,433
THE STRUCTURE OF GOVERNMENT.

1053
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,400
THIS IS THE PROBLEM.

1054
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:39,270
IF WE WERE STARTING AT HERE IS

1055
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:40,338
HOW TO REGISTER THE VOTE BUT WE

1056
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,673
ARE STARTING AT THIS IS WHAT

1057
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:45,443
GOVERNMENT IS.

1058
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,044
WE ARE SO STUPID IN THIS

1059
00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:47,278
COUNTRY.

1060
00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:51,582
ANOTHER ONE THE KIDS HAS

1061
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,585
8.3 MILLION FOLLOWERS.

1062
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,220
WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT THE

1063
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:57,421
MIDTERMS, THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS

1064
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,724
TALKING ABOUT MIDTERMS AT HER

1065
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,927
COLLEGE.

1066
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,428
[LAUGHTER]

1067
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,397
I JUST THINK WHEN YOU'RE TRYING

1068
00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:07,431
TO GET THE YOUNG PEOPLE TO VOTE

1069
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:10,468
YOU'VE ALREADY LOST THE ELECTIO

1070
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:10,735
ELECTION.

1071
00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:15,239
[APPLAUSE]

1072
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:16,774
YOUNG PEOPLE, DO THEY VOTE IN

1073
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,277
ISRAEL?

1074
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,678
>> YES.

1075
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:22,847
>> THERE ALSO PRESSED IN THE

1076
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:23,281
MILITARY SERVICE --

1077
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,783
>> YOU LOOK AT IRAN WITH THE

1078
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,718
YOUNG PEOPLE RISING UP AGAINST

1079
00:36:27,785 --> 00:36:28,252
ONE OF THE MOST OPPRESSIVE

1080
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:33,824
REGIMES IN THE WORLD AND WE

1081
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:34,892
SHOULD GIVE SOME RESPECT TO

1082
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,328
YOUNG PEOPLE TOO.

1083
00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,096
ERS AND APPLAUSE]

1084
00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:40,598
>> Bill: TRADITIONALLY 15% OF

1085
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:43,034
THEM VOTE IN THE MIDTERM

1086
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,437
ELECTION, 15% UNDER 30.

1087
00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:49,740
I RESPECT THEM 15%.

1088
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,976
THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT,

1089
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,578
3 OUT OF 20 HAVE A BRAIN IN

1090
00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:55,813
THEIR HEAD -- THEY HAVE BRAINS,

1091
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,482
WE HAVE LET THEM DOWN, WE DON'T

1092
00:36:58,549 --> 00:36:59,183
TEACH ANYTHING ANYMORE.

1093
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,718
>> I THINK A LOT OF THEM THINK

1094
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:01,919
TWEETING IS POLITICS, THEY THINK

1095
00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:03,487
IF THEY ARE TWEETING THEY ARE

1096
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,488
ENGAGING IN POLITICS AND

1097
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,090
EXPRESSING THEIR VIEWS, THEY'RE

1098
00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:08,092
NOT GETTING TO THE BALLOT BOX.

1099
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,894
THE PROBLEM AGAIN WITH THE ISSUE

1100
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,228
ABOUT CIVICS CLASS IT'S BACK TO

1101
00:37:11,295 --> 00:37:13,531
THE IDEA -- IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR

1102
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:17,234
OWN WORLD WITH YOUR PHONE, YOU

1103
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:18,002
THIN YOU CAN LITERALLY FASHION

1104
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:21,105
IT AROUND YOU AS YOU WANT IN THE

1105
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,940
IDEA OF POURING GOVERNMENT FULL

1106
00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:24,609
OF GROWN-UPS AND ADULTS TELLING

1107
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:27,211
YOU HOW TO LIVE AND IMPOSING A

1108
00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:27,845
STRUCTURE ON YOU JUST ISN'T SO

1109
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:31,582
20TH CENTURY.

1110
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:36,187
AND THAT'S A PROBLEM.

1111
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:36,821
>> Bill: EVERY GENERATION HAS

1112
00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,990
TO FIND A WAY TO SAVE THE PEOPLE

1113
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:40,658
WHO GAVE THEM LIFE AND TO

1114
00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:41,792
SACRIFICE THEIR ENTIRE LIVES FOR

1115
00:37:41,859 --> 00:37:46,230
THEM, FUCK YOU.

1116
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:47,965
AND JUST DO THE OPPOSITE.

1117
00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:49,734
IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ I LISTEN

1118
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,635
TO ROCK.

1119
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:52,069
IF Y LIKE YOUR COFFEE HOT I

1120
00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:54,271
LIKE IT COLD, I WILL WEAR MY

1121
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,506
UNDERWEAR OVER MY PANTS.

1122
00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:57,441
IF IT MEANS I'M NOT LIKE YOU.

1123
00:37:57,508 --> 00:37:59,844
>> THE THING IS HAVE A MILITARY

1124
00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,312
SERVICE IN ISRAEL IS REALLY

1125
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:02,880
INTERESTING BECAUSE I SUSPECT

1126
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:03,981
IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT

1127
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:06,083
PROBABLY CREATES A SENSE OF

1128
00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,151
COMMON IDENTITY AND BRINGS

1129
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:08,886
PEOPLE TOGETHER THAT YOU TAKE

1130
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,521
YOUNG PEOPLE AND FORCE THEM ALL

1131
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:13,190
TO GO AND LIVE TOGETHER FOR A

1132
00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:14,859
YEAR RATHER THAN LIVING IN

1133
00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:17,294
SEPARATE TRIBAL GROUPS.

1134
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:19,163
>> I WOULDN'T GO FOR THE ARMY IS

1135
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:22,733
THE BEST WAY TO DO IT, IT HAS

1136
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,001
ITS DOWNSIDES.

1137
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:26,003
IT'S DEFINITELY TRUE -- I WOULD

1138
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,172
LIKE TO SEE YOUNG PEOPLE VOTE

1139
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,407
FAR MORE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE AT

1140
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,275
LEAST IN THE U.S. IT COULD

1141
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:32,843
THEIR LAST CHANCE.

1142
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:33,477
THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

1143
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:36,013
IN THE U.S. COULD BE THE LAST

1144
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,516
DEMOCRATIC ELECTN U.S.

1145
00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:39,250
HISTORY.

1146
00:38:39,316 --> 00:38:39,984
IS NOT A HIGH CHANCE BUT THERE

1147
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:43,587
IS SOME CHANCE THIS WILL BE THE

1148
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:44,255
CASE.

1149
00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:46,023
WHAT PEOPLE OFTEN DO NOT

1150
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:47,792
UNDERSTAND ABOUT DEMOCRACY IS

1151
00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:49,226
IT'S NOT ELECTIONS, ELECTIONS

1152
00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:51,028
ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF A

1153
00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:54,632
DEMOCRACY BUT IT CAN TURN INTO A

1154
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:54,865
RITUAL.

1155
00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:56,200
THEY HAVE ELECTIONS IN I

1156
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:57,201
THEY HAVE ELECTIONS IN RUSSIA,

1157
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,904
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE ELECTION IT'S

1158
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:02,339
ABOUT UNDERSTANDING A VERY

1159
00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:03,374
COMPLEX SYSTEM, UNDERSTANDING

1160
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:06,610
DISHIP IS EASY.

1161
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,778
ONE GUY DICTATES EVERYTHING,

1162
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,047
THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU NEED

1163
00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:10,981
TO KNOW.

1164
00:39:11,048 --> 00:39:12,416
IN DEMOCRACY IT'S SO COMPLICATED

1165
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:17,388
TO PICK OUT ALL THESE ANDBALANCF

1166
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:17,955
RRECTION MECHANISMS.

1167
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,591
THE WHOLE THING ABOUT DEMOCRACY

1168
00:39:20,658 --> 00:39:22,660
IS THE ABILITY TO SAY WE MADE A

1169
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:23,527
MISTAKE, LET'S TRY SOMETHING

1170
00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:23,728
ELSE.

1171
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:27,164
[APPLAUSE]

1172
00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:32,336
>> WE HAVE A SYSTEM THAT -- YOU

1173
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:34,438
AND YOUR COUNTRIES HAVE

1174
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,607
PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEMS, YOU JUST

1175
00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:37,508
ELECTED A NEW PRIME MINISTER.

1176
00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:38,943
>> I WOULD NOT HOLD UP THE U.K.

1177
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,244
IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF HOW TO

1178
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,913
DO THINGS RIGHT NOW.

1179
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,382
YOU'VE HEARD OF LIZ TRUST?

1180
00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:46,884
>> DON'T LIKE THE NEW

1181
00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:47,852
PRIME MINISTER?

1182
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,253
>> I DO.

1183
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,821
>> Bill: THIS IS THEIR OBAMA

1184
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,224
MOMENTS IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW.

1185
00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:55,025
THEY NEVER HAD ANYONE WHO WASN'T

1186
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:59,730
FROM INDIAN DESCENT. SOMEO

1187
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:05,703
THANK YOU, THREE PEOPLE.

1188
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,005
THEY ARE PREHALLOWEEN EXHAUSTED,

1189
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,206
THIS AUDIENCE.

1190
00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:10,407
>> BRITISH POLITICS --

1191
00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:11,142
>> WE ARE SAVING IT FOR THE

1192
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,611
PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.

1193
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:15,846
>> HERE'S A THING ABOUT WHAT'S

1194
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,648
ING IN BRITAIN, BRITISH

1195
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:19,250
POLITICS USED TO BE REALLY

1196
00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:20,818
BORING AND THEN WE BECAME LIKE

1197
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,753
ITALY IN TERMS OF OUR POLITICAL

1198
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,321
SWINGS WITHOUT THE GOOD FOOD AND

1199
00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:27,558
THE SUNSHINE, SADLY.

1200
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,192
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF TURBULENCE,

1201
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:34,632
WE'VE NOW GOT SUNAK WHO IS

1202
00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,200
OF INDIAN HERITAGE.

1203
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,168
WHAT IS INTERESTING IF YOU LOOK

1204
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:38,369
AT THE DEBATES AROUND HIM, IT'S

1205
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:41,272
GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COLOR

1206
00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:42,206
OF HIS SKIN IT'S ABOUT THE FACT

1207
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,874
THAT HE'S RICH AND THERE'S

1208
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,411
VOTERS THAT DON'T LIKE THAT.

1209
00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,713
IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING, RACE

1210
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,281
AND ETHNICITY PLAYS OUT

1211
00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:52,683
DIFFERENTLY IN LONDON FROM

1212
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:52,950
ELSEWHERE.

1213
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:54,051
>> Bill: THERE WERE PEOPLE IN

1214
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,586
THIS COUNTRY WHO SAID THERE WAS

1215
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:58,289
A BACKLASH AND THERE WASN'T.

1216
00:40:58,355 --> 00:40:58,923
I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE IN

1217
00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:02,560
THISRY THERE SO INTO

1218
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,261
VICTIMHOOD WHEN SOMETHING OF A

1219
00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:06,330
PROGE VICTORY HAPPENS THEY

1220
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,766
FEEL DEPRIVED OF HAVING

1221
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,635
SOMETHIN TO BITCH ABOUT.

1222
00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:15,206
>> THE OTHER THING IS IN THE

1223
00:41:15,272 --> 00:41:16,874
U.K., RACE, ETHNICITY, COLOR OF

1224
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:18,809
YOUR SKIN IS NOT VIEWED AS BEING

1225
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:21,045
IN BOXES BECAUSE THERE IS MORE

1226
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:22,880
SPECTRUM BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN SO

1227
00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:23,681
MUCH INTERMARRIAGE.

1228
00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:25,616
I LIVED IN LONDON FOR YEARS, MY

1229
00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:28,052
OWN KID'S MIXED RACE.

1230
00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,220
PEOPLE IN LONDON USED TO JOKE

1231
00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:30,855
EVERYONE IN LONDON IS COFFEE

1232
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:32,823
COLORED, ON A SPECTRUM FROM

1233
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:36,193
DOUBLE ESPRESSO TO FLAT WHITE.

1234
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:37,962
PEOPLE ARE MIXED UP, IT'S NOT

1235
00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:39,163
AS BEING QUITE SO RIGIDLY

1236
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:41,665
IN BOXES A THAT'S A GOOD

1237
00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:42,399
THING.

1238
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,735
>> Bill: LET ME GO BACK TO THE

1239
00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:45,970
ENVIRONMENT FOR A SECOND, YOUR

1240
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:48,372
BOOK A LOT OF THE STUFF THAT I

1241
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,374
FOUND SO FASCINATING WAS ABOUT

1242
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:53,010
HOW WHAT YOU CALLED THE

1243
00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:53,911
COGNITIVE REVOLUTION, WHEN

1244
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:58,182
PEOPLE, ABOUT 70,000 BC LEARNED

1245
00:41:58,249 --> 00:41:58,849
TO COOPERATE.

1246
00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,951
THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY AND I THINK

1247
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:01,452
COMPLETELY RIGHT

1248
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:03,053
SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS.

1249
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,322
WE CAN HAVE AN IDEA AND IT'S

1250
00:42:05,389 --> 00:42:06,523
USUALLY A MYTH, IT CAN BE A LIE

1251
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:10,861
LIKE RELIGION BUT IF A MILLION

1252
00:42:10,928 --> 00:42:17,234
PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT JESUS IS GOD

1253
00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:18,535
AND THE WRONG PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN

1254
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,037
OVER JERUSALEM YOU CAN GET A

1255
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:21,171
MILLION PEOPLE TO MARCH ON

1256
00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:22,273
JERUSALEM LIKE THEY DID IN THE

1257
00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:23,774
CRUSADES AND A MILLION EXAMPLES

1258
00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:24,775
OF THIS TYPE OF THING.

1259
00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:26,277
COOPERATION WE WOULD NEED THAT

1260
00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:28,412
TO SOLVE THIS ENVIRONMENTAL

1261
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,246
PROBLEM.

1262
00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:32,016
WHY DOESN'T IT WORK THERE?

1263
00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:36,787
>> WE DON'T HAVE A GOOD STORY.

1264
00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,289
COOPERATION ULTIMATELY AS YOU

1265
00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,958
SAID IT'S BASED ON A STORY THAT

1266
00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:42,459
EVERYBODY NOT JUST ACCEPT AND

1267
00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:43,861
BELIEFS BUT IT'S ENTHUSIASTIC

1268
00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:45,996
ABOUT IT, WILLING TO MAKE

1269
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,232
SACRIFICES AND IT REALLY GOES

1270
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,067
BACK AGAIN TENS OF THOUSANDS OF

1271
00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:54,838
YEARS TO THE STONE AGE.

1272
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:55,506
WE HAVE NOT ADAPTED BY EVOLUTION

1273
00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:56,740
TO WORRY ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT

1274
00:42:56,807 --> 00:43:02,246
ON THE ATMOSPHERE, ON GLOBAL

1275
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,013
CLIMATE.

1276
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,481
BECAUSE ITS STONE AGE PEOPLE YOU

1277
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:07,451
DON'T HAVE ANY INFLUENCE ON THA

1278
00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:08,018
THAT.

1279
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:08,752
YOU ARE PROGRAMMED BY EVOLUTION

1280
00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:11,422
TO WORRY A LOT ABOUT THE TRIBE

1281
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:13,190
ON THE OTHER S THE HILL,

1282
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:14,425
TO WORRY A LOT ABOUT PEOPLE IN

1283
00:43:14,491 --> 00:43:16,894
YOUR TRIBE WHO MIGHT BE PLOTTING

1284
00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:19,964
AGAINST YOU, BUT NOT ABOUT THE

1285
00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:22,132
EFFECTS OF YOUR CAMPFIRE ON WHAT

1286
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:24,501
IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE

1287
00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,036
ENVIRONMENT.

1288
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,671
WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO WORRY ABOUT

1289
00:43:27,738 --> 00:43:29,907
THESE THINGS COME IT'S MUCH MORE

1290
00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:31,041
EASY TO PRESS THE EMOTIONAL

1291
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,643
BUTTONS OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU TELL

1292
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,511
THUT THE OTHER TRIBE OR

1293
00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:35,746
ABOUT THE TRAITORS IN OUR TRIBE

1294
00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,982
THEN WHEN YOU TELL THEM ABOUT

1295
00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:39,817
GLOBAL WARMING.

1296
00:43:39,883 --> 00:43:42,086
>> THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY

1297
00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:43,420
OPTIMISTIC FOR SOLVING THIS

1298
00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:45,122
OTHER THAN LIKE I SAY WITH SOME

1299
00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:47,558
SORT OF TECHNOLOGICAL SAVING.

1300
00:43:47,624 --> 00:43:49,994
I DON'T SEE PEOPLE COOPERATING,

1301
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:52,529
THEY HAVE BEEN WANTING US FOR 25

1302
00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:54,631
YEARS NOW THAT DOOMSDAY IS

1303
00:43:54,698 --> 00:43:57,001
COMING.

1304
00:43:57,067 --> 00:43:57,868
>> EVEN FOR TECHNOLOGY TO SAVE

1305
00:43:57,935 --> 00:43:59,036
US WE NEED TO INVEST THE MONEY

1306
00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:02,606
IN THE RIGHT PLACES.

1307
00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:03,640
>> THE IMPORTANT THING TO

1308
00:44:03,707 --> 00:44:05,676
REALIZE ABOUT THE PROBLEM OF

1309
00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:07,177
CLIMATE CHANGE, IT'S COMPLETELY

1310
00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:10,014
WITHIN HUMAN POWER TO SOLVE IT.

1311
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,448
WE ARE NOT HELPLESS VICTIMS.

1312
00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:12,583
WE CAN DO THAT, WE HAVE THE

1313
00:44:12,649 --> 00:44:15,085
SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE, WE HAVE

1314
00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:16,920
IT'S ESTIMATED WE NEED SOMETHING

1315
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:21,191
LIKE TO INVEST 2% OR 3% OF

1316
00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:24,328
GLOBAL BUDGET AS HUMANITY IN

1317
00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:25,863
DEVELOPING THE RIGHT

1318
00:44:25,929 --> 00:44:26,797
TECHNOLOGIES AND INFRASTRUCTURE

1319
00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:28,399
TO PREVENT CATASTROPHIC CLIMATE

1320
00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:29,400
CHANGE.

1321
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:30,701
2% OF THE GLOBAL BUDGET IS A LOT

1322
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:32,403
OF MONEY BUT IT'COMPLETELY

1323
00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:33,804
FEASIBLE, THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE

1324
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:36,040
POLITICIANS FOR, THEIR JOB IS TO

1325
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:39,043
SHIFT 2% OF RESOURCES.

1326
00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:41,578
>> Bill: BUT THEY DON'T.

1327
00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:43,447
WE ARE ALWAYS AT THIS IMPASSE,

1328
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,516
THIS WHAT WE COULD DO BUT THEY

1329
00:44:45,582 --> 00:44:46,183
DON'T.

1330
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,684
ONE THING I LOVE ABOUT YOUR BOOK

1331
00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:49,019
IS YOU NEVER FORGET THE ANIMALS

1332
00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:50,654
COME YOU NEVER FORGET TALKING

1333
00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:51,422
ABOUT HOW THIS MARCH OF

1334
00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:53,157
CIVILIZATION THAT WE HAVE BEEN

1335
00:44:53,223 --> 00:44:54,658
ON, GGEST VICTIMS HAVE

1336
00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:57,961
BEEN THE ANIMALS, EVERYWHERE WE

1337
00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:00,230
GO, HUMANS EMMA HOMO SAPIENS ARE

1338
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:00,764
ECOLOGICAL SERIAL KILLERS.

1339
00:45:00,831 --> 00:45:02,866
AND WE ARE NOT STOPPING THAT

1340
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:03,767
EITHER.

1341
00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:05,436
THE BAD THINGS WE HAVE BEEN

1342
00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:06,904
DOING FROM THE BEGINNING DON'T

1343
00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:09,173
SEEM TO BE RETREATING.

1344
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,475
>> I'M NOT QUITE SO DEPRESSED,

1345
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:12,810
THERE IS A YOUNGER GENERATION

1346
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:15,813
COMING UP THAT CARES A LOT ABOUT

1347
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:16,447
CLIMATE CHANGE AND RIGHT NOW IN

1348
00:45:16,513 --> 00:45:18,682
AMERICA --

1349
00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:19,616
>> THEY BLAME IT ON THIS

1350
00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:22,319
GENERATION BUT THEN IT'S LIKE

1351
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,756
YOU'RE NOT USING CARS?

1352
00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:29,793
YOU'RE ONLY TRAVELING IN GRETA'S

1353
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,060
SAILBOATS?

1354
00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:31,061
THEY CARE ABOUT OUTF THE

1355
00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:32,596
TWEET ABOUT IT, THEY DON'T DO

1356
00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:35,232
ANYTHING DIFFERENT.

1357
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:36,767
>> WE DON'T LAY THE

1358
00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:40,003
RESPONSIBILITY ON THE YOUNGER

1359
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:40,604
GENERATION, ON THE TEENAGERS,

1360
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:43,407
THIS IS NOT THEIR JOB.

1361
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:46,276
THIS IS OUR JOBS AS ADULTS TO

1362
00:45:46,343 --> 00:45:47,744
SOLVE IT WHEN THEY ARE 40, 50,

1363
00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:52,082
IF THEY WANT TO INFLUENCE, IF

1364
00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:53,584
THEY WANTED TO HELP, BY

1365
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:55,385
MEANS THEY SHOULD BE HEARD, THEY

1366
00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:57,588
SHOULD BE GIVEN THE PLATFORM,

1367
00:45:57,654 --> 00:45:58,155
BUT IT'S VERY DANGEROUS WHEN

1368
00:45:58,222 --> 00:46:00,757
PEOPLE FEEL THAT WE SOLVE

1369
00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:03,460
IT, THE KIDS WILL SOLVE IT.

1370
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:06,430
>> Bill: I COULDN'T AGREE MORE

1371
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:06,663
MORE.

1372
00:46:06,730 --> 00:46:07,564
>> IT'S NOT THEIR RESPONSIBILITY

1373
00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:09,666
TO SOLVE IT.

1374
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:14,571
>> Bill: TIME FOR NEW RULES!

1375
00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:15,072
[CHEERS AND AP]

1376
00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:16,306
NEW RULE: WHEN A BE ATTACKS A

1377
00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:17,841
HUMAN DON'T TELL ME AT THE END

1378
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:18,642
OF THE STORY THAT THE COPS ARE

1379
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:22,646
"SEARCHING FOR THE BEAR."

1380
00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:29,052
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, PUT

1381
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:29,820
IT IN LINE-UP?

1382
00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:30,387
THE BEAR ATTACKED A HUNTER.

1383
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:31,488
IN THE WOODS.

1384
00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:32,156
WHERE THE BEAR LIVES.

1385
00:46:32,222 --> 00:46:33,924
IT'S CALLED "STAND YOUR GROUND,"

1386
00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:39,196
BITCHES.

1387
00:46:39,263 --> 00:46:39,663
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1388
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:40,998
NEW RULE: ALL LITICAL DEBATES

1389
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:42,466
MUST COME WITH A "SKIP INTRO"

1390
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:47,237
BUTTON.

1391
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:47,704
[CHEERS PLAUSE]

1392
00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:48,172
WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

1393
00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:50,040
YOU'VE BEEN BOMBARDING EVERY

1394
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,508
MEDIA PLATFORM WE HAVE FOR THE

1395
00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:53,177
LAST SIX MONTHS.

1396
00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:53,911
PLUS, YOUR INTRO IS NEVER ABOUT

1397
00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,913
IT'S "MY DAD WORKED IN THESE

1398
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,014
S."

1399
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:57,714
"MY MOM CLEANED HOUSES."

1400
00:46:57,781 --> 00:46:58,415
"MY PARENTS CAME HERE WITH

1401
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:00,250
NOTHING."

1402
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:00,984
GREAT.

1403
00:47:01,051 --> 00:47:01,652
THEN LET'S VOTE FOR YOUR FUCKING

1404
00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:07,824
PARENTS.

1405
00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:09,459
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1406
00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:11,328
NEW RULE: JUST BECAUSE THE

1407
00:47:11,395 --> 00:47:12,396
TECHNOLOGY EXISTS TO TAKE THIS

1408
00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:14,631
EXTREME CLOSE-UP PHOTO OF AN ANT

1409
00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:18,235
-- DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.

1410
00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:18,502
[LAUGHTER]

1411
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,003
LOOK AT THIS THING.

1412
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:21,238
IT'S LIKE A MURDER HORNET

1413
00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:22,105
CROSSED WITH JAMES CORDEN AFTER

1414
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:28,946
THE EGGS COME OUT WRONG.

1415
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:30,681
[LAUGHTER]

1416
00:47:30,747 --> 00:47:31,348
IF THIS IS WHAT'S CRAWLING

1417
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:31,615
[APPLAUSE]

1418
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:32,216
AROUND IN MY YARD, SCREW THE

1419
00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:32,816
ORKIN MAN; MY NEW EXTERMINATOR

1420
00:47:32,883 --> 00:47:40,691
IS -- - SIGOURNEY WEAVER.

1421
00:47:40,757 --> 00:47:43,727
[LAUGHTER]

1422
00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:44,194
S AND APPLAUSE]

1423
00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:44,795
NEW RULE: SINCE THE PRICE OF

1424
00:47:44,861 --> 00:47:45,495
BUTTER HAS GONE UP A DOLLAR A

1425
00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:46,430
POUNDS YEAR, LAND O LAKES

1426
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,899
HAS TO BRING THE INDIAN BACK.

1427
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:49,433
COME ON, LIBERALS.

1428
00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:50,167
SHE'S AN INDIAN.

1429
00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:51,735
SHE'S IN A FIELD.

1430
00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:59,676
JUST PRETEND SHE WANTS YOUR VOTE

1431
00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:01,678
FOR MORE.

1432
00:48:01,745 --> 00:48:02,846
NEW RULE: THE PARENTS

1433
00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:04,014
WHO ARE ALWAYS TELLING ME THAT I

1434
00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:06,416
SHOULD HAVE KIDS HAVE TO EXPLAIN

1435
00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:07,684
WHY 80% OF HOOVIES ARE

1436
00:48:07,751 --> 00:48:16,793
"CHILDREN ARE THE DEVIL."

1437
00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:17,060
[LAUGHTER]

1438
00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:17,861
SERIOUSLY, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD

1439
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,163
[APPLAUSE]ABOUT MY DECISION.

1440
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,531
BECAUSE APPARENTLY FEW STORIES

1441
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:23,567
RESONATE WITH AUDIENCES MORE

1442
00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:24,635
THAN "THIS KID'S BEHAV IS SO

1443
00:48:24,701 --> 00:48:25,769
FUCKED UP HE MUST BE THE CHILD

1444
00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:31,842
OF SATAN AND A DOG."

1445
00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:33,577
[LAUGHTER]

1446
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,112
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1447
00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:36,246
IF HALLOWEEN IS TOO MUCH FOR

1448
00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,148
YOUR FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES, AND

1449
00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:40,517
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SEEING

1450
00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:44,154
SOMEONE WEARING SOMETHING THAT'S

1451
00:48:44,221 --> 00:48:50,260
ON THE FORBIDDEN COSTUME LIST

1452
00:48:50,327 --> 00:48:57,367
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1453
00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:02,606
JUST STAY THE FUCK HOME.

1454
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:03,373
EVERY YEAR WE GO THROUGH THIS

1455
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,043
BULLSHIT -- LISTS OF COSTUMES

1456
00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,611
YOU BETTER NOT WEAR LEST A NIGHT

1457
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:08,578
OF IRREVERENT DRESS-UP SPIRAL

1458
00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:11,848
INTOHING THAT RESEMBLES

1459
00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:15,819
FUN.

1460
00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:16,086
[LAU

1461
00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:16,620
HERE'S AN IDEA, CLICKBAIT

1462
00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:17,554
WEBSITES: I WON'T TELL YOU HOW

1463
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,523
TO HARVEST AND SELL MY PERSONAL

1464
00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:20,791
DATA, AND YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT

1465
00:49:20,857 --> 00:49:27,497
I CAN WEAR ON HALLOWEEN.

1466
00:49:27,564 --> 00:49:30,500
[LAUGHTER]

1467
00:49:30,567 --> 00:49:31,034
[APPLAUSE]

1468
00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:31,702
BECAUSE HALLOWEEN IS SUPPOSED TO

1469
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:32,336
BE OUTRAGEOUS!

1470
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:35,872
IT'S A FESTIVAL OF THE

1471
00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:36,840
SACRILEGIOUS AND A CELEBRATION

1472
00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:38,241
OF THE GROTESQUE, FROM ZOMBIES

1473
00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:38,875
TO GHOULS TO BOBBING FOR APPLES

1474
00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:44,815
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S SALIVA.

1475
00:49:44,881 --> 00:49:46,116
YET EVERY YEAR THERE'S A NEW

1476
00:49:46,183 --> 00:49:47,551
LIST OF OFFENSIVE THINGS WE

1477
00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:49,219
SHOULDN'T DO ON THE DAY THAT'S

1478
00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:50,554
ALL ABOUT BEING OFFENSIVE.

1479
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:51,822
YOU KNOW WHAT DAY TO

1480
00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:52,589
CANCEL?

1481
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:56,293
NOVEMBER 1ST, ALL SCOLDS' DAY,

1482
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,028
WHEN THE GOOD PEOPLE ANNOUNCE

1483
00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:00,864
WHICH COSTUMES THE BAD PEOPLE

1484
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:01,598
WORE.

1485
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:11,241
BUZZFEED -- I MEAN BUZZ KILL --

1486
00:50:11,308 --> 00:50:14,111
HAS A LIST OF 23 COSTUMESTHEY'R.

1487
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:16,580
BEGGING YOU" NOT TO WEAR.

1488
00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:17,714
OF COURSE, THIS YEAR THE NUMBER

1489
00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:18,582
ONE NO NO IS SERIAL KILLER,

1490
00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:20,317
CANNIBAL AND NETFLIX SENSATION

1491
00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:25,188
JEFFERY DAHM

1492
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:25,455
[LAUGHTER]

1493
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,256
EBAY HAS ALREADY BANNED SELLING

1494
00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:27,257
IT, BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT WOULD

1495
00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:28,658
BE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A BLONDE

1496
00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:33,997
WIG AND AVIATOR GLASSES.

1497
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:35,232
SIMONE BILES TWEETED "PUT THE

1498
00:50:35,298 --> 00:50:36,700
JEFFREY DAHMER COSTUMES BACK IN

1499
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:37,634
THE CLOSET.

1500
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,936
WE AIN'T HAVING IT!!!!!!"

1501
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:43,707
WHO'S WE?

1502
00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:45,308
WHAT'S WITH THE WE?

1503
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:45,575
[LAUGHTER]

1504
00:50:45,642 --> 00:50:46,276
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE GREAT

1505
00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:53,650
PUMPKIN?

1506
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,252
I'M SO TIRED OF A HANDFUL OF

1507
00:50:55,318 --> 00:51:01,658
EMOTIONAL HEMOPHILIACS ON SOCIAL

1508
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:02,559
MEDIA TELLING US WHAT WE CAN'T

1509
00:51:02,626 --> 00:51:03,560
DO ON HALLOWEEN.

1510
00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:05,662
AND BY THE WAY, PLEASE PUT DRUGS

1511
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:15,372
IN MY CANDY.

1512
00:51:15,439 --> 00:51:16,273
[LAUGHTER]

1513
00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:17,808
THE OTHER VERBOTEN COSTUMES ON

1514
00:51:17,874 --> 00:51:19,109
STUPID LISTS THIS YEAR INCLUDE.

1515
00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:20,744
QUEEN ELIZABETH, BECAUSE "IT'S

1516
00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:26,283
TOO SOON."

1517
00:51:26,349 --> 00:51:28,385
[LAUGHTER]

1518
00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:29,553
YES, 96.

1519
00:51:29,619 --> 00:51:35,192
PRACTICALLY AN INGENUE.

1520
00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:35,459
[LAUGHTER]

1521
00:51:35,525 --> 00:51:36,059
OF COURSE, DON'T EVEN THINK

1522
00:51:36,126 --> 00:51:37,160
ABOUT "CHARACTERS OUTSIDE OF

1523
00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:39,329
YOUR RACE," AND NO GENIES,

1524
00:51:39,396 --> 00:51:42,632
BECAUSE GENIES WERE SLAVES.

1525
00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:44,067
NO SEXY SCHOOLGIRLS, NO PLAYBOY

1526
00:51:44,134 --> 00:51:46,636
BUNNIES, NO CELEBRITIES ACCUSED

1527
00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,305
OF PEDOPHILIA, INCLUDING ELVIS!

1528
00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:51,808
YOU CAN'T DRESS UP AS ELVIS?

1529
00:51:51,875 --> 00:52:02,252
THAT'S AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY.

1530
00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:08,692
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1531
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:09,526
NO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF DECEASED

1532
00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:10,660
CELEBRITIES -- THERE GOES MY

1533
00:52:10,727 --> 00:52:18,268
"ZOMBIE ANGELA LANSBURY" IDEA.

1534
00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:18,535
[LAUGHTER]

1535
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:18,869
[APPLAUSE]

1536
00:52:18,935 --> 00:52:19,603
NO "UNHOUSED PERSON," WHAT WE

1537
00:52:19,669 --> 00:52:20,403
USED TO CALL "A HOBO" -- THE

1538
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:21,471
DEFAULT COSTUME OF EVERY KID IN

1539
00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:24,574
HISTORY.

1540
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,809
NO ONE WITH AN "EATING

1541
00:52:25,876 --> 00:52:29,813
DISORDER," SO GOODBYE SKELETONS,

1542
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,115
AND NO "TRANSPHOBIC" COSTUMES,

1543
00:52:32,182 --> 00:52:33,416
BECAUSE IF KIDS WANT TO SEE DRAG

1544
00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:40,223
QUEENS THEY CAN GO TO STORYUR.

1545
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:44,261
[LAUGHTER]

1546
00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:45,529
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1547
00:52:45,595 --> 00:52:48,298
NO PUTIN, NO TRUMP, NO "ANYTHING

1548
00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:52,702
RELATED TO THE WILL SMITH OSCARS

1549
00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:55,105
SLAP," NO JOHNNY DEPP, AND OF

1550
00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:56,239
COURSE AMBER HEARD IS OUT -- NO

1551
00:52:56,306 --> 00:53:02,679
SHIT.

1552
00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:05,882
[LAUGHTER]

1553
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:06,750
AND NOTHING RELATED TO VACCINES

1554
00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:07,017
[APPLAUSE]

1555
00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:10,854
OR COVID OR MONKEYPOX.

1556
00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:11,621
SO HAVE FUN KIDS, AND LET YOUR

1557
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:13,456
ATION SOAR!

1558
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,091
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING KIDS?

1559
00:53:15,158 --> 00:53:24,467
THESE ARE ALL GREAT COSTUMES.

1560
00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:24,968
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1561
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:25,769
LISTEN TO ME -- I'M YOUR LAST

1562
00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:28,471
CONNECTION TO FUN.

1563
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:30,407
YOU SHOULD WEAR ALL OF THEM.

1564
00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:31,708
IN FACT, COMBINE THEM IF YOU

1565
00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:32,475
WANT: HAVE THE QUEEN SHIT IN

1566
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:39,683
JOHNNY'S BED.

1567
00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:40,383
[LAUGHTER]

1568
00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:40,984
HAVE WILL SMITH SMACKING A HOBO.

1569
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:46,389
[APPLAUSE]

1570
00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:46,923
KEVIN SPACEY HITTING ON A

1571
00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:47,824
MARIACHI BAND.

1572
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:48,525
JEFFREY DAHMER IS THE PERFECT

1573
00:53:48,592 --> 00:53:50,460
HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

1574
00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:51,227
WHAT'S SCARIER THAN A GUY WHO

1575
00:53:51,294 --> 00:53:52,162
FUCKS YOU, KILLS YOU AND EATS

1576
00:53:52,228 --> 00:53:53,863
YOU, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT

1577
00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:59,970
ORDER?

1578
00:54:00,036 --> 00:54:00,737
[LAUGHTER]

1579
00:54:00,804 --> 00:54:01,204
[APPLAUSE]

1580
00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:01,838
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT'S HALLOWEEN,

1581
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:02,939
WHICH IS NOT JUST A FUN HOLIDAY,

1582
00:54:03,006 --> 00:54:05,308
IT'S A NECESSARY PSYCHIC

1583
00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:10,146
RELEASE.

1584
00:54:10,213 --> 00:54:12,082
SOCIETIES GOING BACK THOUSANDS

1585
00:54:12,148 --> 00:54:12,983
OF YEARS KNEW YOU HADHAVE

1586
00:54:13,049 --> 00:54:14,117
SOME RELEASE VALVE ON THE

1587
00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:14,918
CALENDAR TO FLIRT WITH THE

1588
00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,119
MACABRE AND LET THE DEMONS OUT

1589
00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:17,187
TO ROLE PLAY SO THEY WOULDN'T

1590
00:54:17,253 --> 00:54:18,655
COME OUT LATER FOR REAL.

1591
00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:20,557
MEXICO HAS "DAY OF THE DEAD,"

1592
00:54:20,624 --> 00:54:22,759
JAPAN HAS "OBON," HAITIANS HAVE

1593
00:54:22,826 --> 00:54:26,062
"FET GEDE" -- IT'S NOT A

1594
00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:27,364
COINCIDENCE THAT CARNIVAL COMES

1595
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:29,633
RIGHT BEFORE LENT AND HALLOWEEN

1596
00:54:29,699 --> 00:54:31,534
BEFORE ALL SAINTS DAY, MUCH THE

1597
00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:32,869
WAY GETTING BLOWN AT A BACHELOR

1598
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,138
PARTY COMES BEFORE THE WEDDING

1599
00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:40,710
DAY.

1600
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:42,545
[LAUGHTER]

1601
00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:43,013
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1602
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:45,582
IT'S SO INTERESTINGD THINK

1603
00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:47,450
THAT A HANDMAID'S TALE COSTUME

1604
00:54:47,517 --> 00:54:48,618
WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE SINCE IT

1605
00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:52,022
DERIVES FROM A COMPLETELY

1606
00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:56,593
WOKE-APPROVED SHOW THAT CONDEMNS

1607
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:57,661
THE PATRIARCHY -- BUT BUZZKILL

1608
00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,629
SAYS NO HANDMAID'S TALE EITHER

1609
00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:01,131
BECAUSE, "IT HITS A LITTLE TOO

1610
00:55:01,197 --> 00:55:05,335
CLOSE TO HOME RIGHT NOW."

1611
00:55:05,402 --> 00:55:06,903
THIS IS THE LIFE PHILOSOPHY OF

1612
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,405
ZILLENIALS: THINGS THAT ARE

1613
00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:11,941
INTERESTING MIGHT ALSO CONTAIN

1614
00:55:12,008 --> 00:55:12,575
SOMETHING WHICH COULD CAUSE A

1615
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,376
MOMENT OF DISCOMFORT, SO BAN ALL

1616
00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:15,345
OF IT.

1617
00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:17,947
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, KIDS --

1618
00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:19,215
YOUR PARENTS RUINED YOU BY

1619
00:55:19,282 --> 00:55:20,016
OVERPROTECTING YOU, AND NOW

1620
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:27,824
YOU'RE THESE ASSHOLES.

1621
00:55:27,891 --> 00:55:30,927
[LAUGHTER]

1622
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:31,394
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1623
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:33,196
THAT'S THE CRAZIEST PART OF ALL

1624
00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:35,065
OF THIS: BEING IRREVERENT,

1625
00:55:35,131 --> 00:55:37,267
UNCLENCHED AND PLAYFUL SHOULD BE

1626
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:37,967
THE PROVINCE OF THE YOUNG -- BUT

1627
00:55:38,034 --> 00:55:39,369
IT'S NOT.

1628
00:55:39,436 --> 00:55:40,370
BOOMERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE

1629
00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:41,838
"GET OFF-MY-LAWN" CROWD, BUT

1630
00:55:41,905 --> 00:55:43,239
WHEN SOMEONE IN A "PROBLEMATIC"

1631
00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:48,078
COSTUME SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR,

1632
00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:49,979
IT'S LITERALLY GEN Z TELLING

1633
00:55:50,046 --> 00:55:50,580
THEM TO "GET OFF MY LAWN."

1634
00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:51,281
EXCEPT, IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR LAWN.

1635
00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:51,915
BECAUSE YOU LIVE AT YOUR

1636
00:55:51,981 --> 00:55:59,222
PARENTS' HOUSE.

1637
00:55:59,289 --> 00:55:59,489
[LAUGHTER]

1638
00:55:59,556 --> 00:55:59,756
[APPLAUSE]

1639
00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:00,557
SO I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER COSTUME

1640
00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,425
TO WEAR THIS YEAR THAN THE MOST

1641
00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:03,626
RIDICULOUS ONE I COULD THINK OF:

1642
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:08,331
YOU.

1643
00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:09,032
THAT'S RIGHT, THIS YEAR I'M

1644
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,100
GOING AS AN UBER WOKE,

1645
00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,836
OVERLY-ANXIOUS PERPETUALLY

1646
00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:19,843
OFFENDED 20-SOMETHING.WOULD YOUI

1647
00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:20,343
HAVE FOR THIS COSTUME?

1648
00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:22,145
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY

1649
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:22,312
IT.

1650
00:56:22,378 --> 00:56:24,214
I'VE GOT MY "FUCK THE

1651
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,083
PATRIARCHY" T-SHIRT, AND A CHECK

1652
00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:32,522
FROM THE PATRIARCHY TO PAY MY

1653
00:56:32,589 --> 00:56:35,291
CAR INSURANCE,

1654
00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:35,558
[LR]

1655
00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:40,430
MY NOSE RING, MY

1656
00:56:40,497 --> 00:56:43,566
VAPE PEN.

1657
00:56:43,633 --> 00:56:46,236
A CLOTH MASK, A

1658
00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:47,704
[LAUGHTER]

1659
00:56:47,771 --> 00:56:49,806
SURGICAL MASK, AN N9 MASK AND A

1660
00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:55,879
FACE SHIELD.

1661
00:56:55,945 --> 00:56:58,648
[LAUGH

1662
00:56:58,715 --> 00:57:03,853
THEN, FOR WHEN I LEAVE THE

1663
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,623
HOUSE. I HAVE MY KLONOPIN TO

1664
00:57:06,689 --> 00:57:07,157
TAKE THE EDGE ND MY

1665
00:57:07,223 --> 00:57:10,727
ADDERAL TO PUT IT BACK ON.

1666
00:57:10,794 --> 00:57:14,364
I HAVE MY PARTICIPATION TROPHY,

1667
00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:16,199
MY EAR PODS TO LISTEN TO SAD

1668
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,500
MUSIC, THE THAT GOES UP MY

1669
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:20,436
ASS AND THE LEASH FOR MY SUPPORT

1670
00:57:20,503 --> 00:57:26,409
ANIMAL.

1671
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:27,710
JUST IN CASE ANYONE STILL

1672
00:57:27,777 --> 00:57:30,613
DOESN'T GET WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT,

1673
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,383
I HAVE A WET BLANKET.

1674
00:57:33,449 --> 00:57:34,884
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1675
00:57:34,951 --> 00:57:35,451
I'LL BE AT THE HULU THEATRE IN

1676
00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:36,119
NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 12TH, AT

1677
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:37,120
THE MIRAGE IN VEGAS NOVEMBER

1678
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:38,021
25TH AND 26TH, AT THE MAUI ARTS

1679
00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:40,390
& CULTURAL CENTER, DECEMBER

1680
00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:42,025
30TH, AND AT THE WAIKIKI SHELL

1681
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:45,128
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

1682
00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:46,496
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1683
00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:47,130
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS YUVAL

1684
00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:47,730
NOAH HARARI, JILLIAN TETT AND

1685
00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:52,402
QUENTIN TARANTINO.

1686
00:57:52,468 --> 00:57:54,370
JOIN US NOW FOR OVERTIME ON

1687
00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:56,940
YOUTUBE, THANK YOU, FOLKS.

1688
00:57:57,006 --> 00:58:05,481
♪ ♪

1689
00:58:05,548 --> 00:58:20,463
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1690
00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:24,601
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1691
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:28,371
♪ ♪