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SUCK ON THAT,
YOU LITTLE BITCH.
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GOOD SHOT!
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GOD, I'M GOOD.
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YOU'RE ON FIRE, ZEEMAN!
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THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL
THE PROVERBIAL ZONE, JOHNNY,
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A PLACE YOU'LL NEVER SEE.
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MAN,
LOOK AT THE TIME.
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UH, WHY DON'T
WE CALL IT A NIGHT?
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WE NEED
TO FINISH THE GAME.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO WIN, JOHNNY?
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IT'S A STUPID GAME.
LET IT GO!
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NO, WAIT!
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO--
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DON'T YOU DARE
PUT A SPIN ON THIS.
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GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.
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NOT A PROBLEM,
YOU PSYCHOPATH!
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YOU'LL NEVER
SEE ME AGAIN!
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CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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OK.
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CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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OK.
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AND ANOTHER THING--
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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[SQUEAKS RASPILY]
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[SLURPING]
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[SNIP SNIP SNIP]
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HI, JOHNNY!
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HEY, PAULA.
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SO HOW'S
SCHOOL GOING?
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PRETTY GOOD.
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SOCIAL LIFE?
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WHO, CLAY?
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NO!
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THAT GIRL
YOU'VE BEEN AFTER.
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WHAT GIRL?
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THE ONE WE TALK
ABOUT ALL THE TIME.
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WHAT GIRL?
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THE ONE WE TALK
ABOUT ALL THE TIME.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU'VE
KNOWN YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
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THE BRUNETTE?
SHE'S SMART, FUNNY...
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SHE'S THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS THE REAL YOU?
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DOES THIS
RING A BELL, JOHNNY?
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I CAN NEVER FIND
THE RIGHT TIME.
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WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS FOREVER.
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JUST TELL ME HER NAME,
FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
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THIS IS GETTING OLD.
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ALL RIGHT, PAULA.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU.
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IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH.
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THE PERSON
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH
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FOR AS LONG
AS I CAN REMEMBER IS--
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HEY, PAULA.
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OH, CHIP,
YOU'RE EARLY.
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JOHNNY,
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?
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WAIT, I THOUGHT
YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM.
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WE DID. THIS IS
JUST A GRUDGE FUCK.
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[MOANING]
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[GROANING]
OH, SMACK IT!
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Chip: YEAH!
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[SNIFF]
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[YELPS]
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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THE VICODIN'S
FOR MY BACK PAIN.
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UNDERSTOOD?
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[BEEP]
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[PANTING] UHH!
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I SAID NO.
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NOW LET'S GO TO BED.
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[FARTS]
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EWW!
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[SNORING]
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Old woman, sinisterly:
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
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GRANDMA?
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IS THAT YOU?
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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THIS IS MY ROOM!
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
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[CHUCKLES]
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[TRILLS LIKE ENGINE] AAH!
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[BUZZING]
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[SQUEAKING AND MUTTERING]
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[SNARLS]
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[ASIAN ACCENT] YOU'LL NEVER
TAKE US ALIVE, ANGUS! NEVER!
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[GROWLS]
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HUNH! HAH!
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[GROANING]
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[SNARLING]
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OOH! AH!
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AAH!
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[GROWLING AND MUTTERING]
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[RADIO PLAYING MUSIC]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[GROWLING]
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[ROARS]
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AAH!
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[SNARLS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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WHAT?
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UH, SLOW DOWN, JOHNNY.
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NOW, WHY IS YOUR GRANDMA
TRYING TO KILL YOU?
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SHE WANTS MY ROOM!
YOU KNOW THAT!
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AND SHE PLANTED
A GILA MONSTER
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IN HERE LAST NIGHT
TO GET RID OF ME!
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WHERE IN THE HELL
DID THAT CRAZY OLD BITCH
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GET A GILA MONSTER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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Grandma:
I'LL GIVE YOU A HUMMER
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FOR THAT LIZARD
OVER THERE.
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WHOA.
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[SUCKING]
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THE INTERNET?
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NICE.
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SO, WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER?
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YOU'RE GOOD WITH WOMEN.
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OH, GOD! THE
LITTLE SON OF A BITCH
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IS PISSIN'
ON MY PERSIAN.
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JOHNNY, I DON'T
HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW.
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JUST COME OVER.
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WHAT PART OF "I'M GOING TO DIE"
DON'T YOU GET?!
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[SQUEALS]
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AAH!
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GET YOUR SMELLY ASS
DOWN FROM THERE
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AND CLEAN THIS MESS UP.
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HEY!
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HEH HEH HEH!
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HEY, LOOK!
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GODZILLA!
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Grandma: GET READY
FOR ROUND 2!
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LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I'M ALREADY LATE
FOR SCHOOL.
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Grandma: WATCH
THAT FIRST STEP, COOKIE.
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IT'S A DOOZY.
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[CRACK]
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[GASPS]
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OHH! AAH, AAH!
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[CRACK]
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OHH!
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MY SPLEEN!
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IF I WERE TEACHING
AT A NORMAL COLLEGE,
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I WOULD HAVE YOU READ
CHAPTERS 4 THROUGH 7,
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BUT SINCE YOU GUYS
ARE SO STUPID,
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YOU CAN JUST LOOK
AT THE PRETTY PICTURES.
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WHAT?
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IS THERE GONNA BE A TEST?
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WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE?
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HEY, DUDE.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE, OMAR?
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OH, I JUST...
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FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
OR SOMETHING.
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ANYWAY, DO YOU WANNA GO GET A
BITE IN THE CAFETERIA?
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SORRY, MAN. I'M
GOING OVER TO CLAY'S.
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WHAT THE HELL HAS THAT
CRAZY GUY BEEN UP TO?
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IS HE EVEN
IN SCHOOL ANYMORE?
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NO, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
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HE SLIPPED ON A CHALUPA
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AND SUED TACO HELL
FOR MESSING UP HIS BACK.
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REALLY? HOW BAD
DID HE GET HURT?
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HE'S IN CONSTANT PAIN.
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[ROCK METAL PLAYING]
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MAN, THAT SUCKS.
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SO HOW MUCH
DID HE GET?
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I'M NOT SURE, BUT CLAY LIKES
TO USE THE TERM "ASS-LOAD."
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OH, MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED?
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ANGUS BROKE THROUGH THE NEW
SECURITY SYSTEM LAST NIGHT.
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NO WAY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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AH, IT'S
AN INSURANCE THING.
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YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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LISTEN, I'M GONNA
NEED YOU TO WATCH ANGUS
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WHILE HE KICKS
THESE PILLS.
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FORGET IT! NO WAY!
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I AM NOT DETOXING
THAT FERRET FOR YOU!
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COME ON.
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NO REHAB WILL
TAKE HIM ANYMORE,
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AND YOUR PLACE
IS PERFECT...
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[FARTS]
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NO PILLS.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
GET RID OF YOUR PILLS?
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HOW DARE YOU?
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YOU KNOW I NEED THOSE
FOR MY BACK.
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I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT,
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BUT, CLAY,
EVEN IF I WANTED TO,
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I DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT DRUGS.
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I NEVER EVEN
SNORTED MARIJUANA.
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I'LL TALK
TO YOUR GRANDMA FOR YOU.
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PROMISE?
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NO PROB.
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SO IF I
GET ANGUS CLEAN,
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YOU'LL GET GRANDMA
OFF MY BACK?
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YEP.
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DEAL?
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DEAL.
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[SIZZLES]
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HOT!
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[SIZZLES]
196
00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:00,082
HOT!
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00:09:00,149 --> 00:09:01,317
ALL RIGHT, BETTY FORD.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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[SCREECHING]
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00:09:07,723 --> 00:09:10,292
ARE YOU SURE HE'S OK,
RIDING LIKE THAT?
201
00:09:10,359 --> 00:09:13,262
TRUST ME, HE'S
FEELING NO PAIN.
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[BRAKES SQUEAL,
[GLASS SHATTERING]
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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HEY, LOOK,
PABLO.
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00:09:41,924 --> 00:09:43,692
IT'S LITTLE
JOHNNY JENKINS.
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GODDAMN, HOMES!
WHAT'S IT BEEN, LIKE, 3 DAYS
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SINCE WE KICKED
YOUR ASS, ESE?
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00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:50,899
I'D SAY WE'RE
DEFINITELY OVERDUE.
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00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:54,036
[ENGINES REVVING]
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AAH!
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00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:03,779
AAH!
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00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,789
HIT THE NITROUS,
HIT THE NITR--
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YEE-HAH!
217
00:10:13,856 --> 00:10:16,158
WHOO!
218
00:10:16,225 --> 00:10:18,727
[LAUGHING]
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00:10:19,061 --> 00:10:21,163
AAH!
220
00:10:19,061 --> 00:10:21,163
AAH!
221
00:10:22,798 --> 00:10:24,043
AAH!
222
00:10:22,798 --> 00:10:24,299
AAH!
223
00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:24,299
AAH!
224
00:10:26,468 --> 00:10:28,170
WE WON, CLAY! WE WON!
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00:10:28,237 --> 00:10:30,172
YOU CAN SLOW DOWN NOW!
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00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:31,974
WE WERE RACING?
227
00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:36,043
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
228
00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:36,043
Johnny: DUDE, WATCH OUT!
229
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:36,812
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
230
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:36,812
Johnny: DUDE, WATCH OUT!
231
00:10:38,981 --> 00:10:40,382
OHH! THANK GOD.
232
00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:43,252
MY GRANDMA
WOULD'VE KILLED US.
233
00:10:43,318 --> 00:10:44,186
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
234
00:10:44,253 --> 00:10:45,120
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC.
235
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,022
HOW COULD AN OLD LADY
HAVE DONE THIS TO YOU?
236
00:10:47,089 --> 00:10:50,692
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
SHE LOVES THIS CAR.
237
00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:53,195
SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY
IN THAT CAR.
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00:10:53,262 --> 00:10:55,998
JOHNNY, THIS CAR'S ONLY,
LIKE, 30 YEARS OLD.
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00:10:56,065 --> 00:10:57,399
NOT THAT VIRGINITY,
240
00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:59,301
THE OTHER VIRGINITY--
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00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:02,838
THE HEINIE VIRGINITY.
242
00:11:12,514 --> 00:11:14,783
HI, JOHNNY.
243
00:11:16,452 --> 00:11:17,219
SAY SOMETHING.
244
00:11:17,286 --> 00:11:19,388
YOU WANT HER TO THINK
YOU'RE RETARDED?
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00:11:19,455 --> 00:11:21,123
[HOARSELY]
HI, PAULA.
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00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:24,059
OH, YEAH,
THAT'LL GET HER WET.
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00:11:24,126 --> 00:11:25,828
LET'S GO.
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00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,998
HEY, DAD.
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00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,998
[GRUNTS]
250
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,867
HEY, MR. JENKINS.
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00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:32,868
OH, HEY, CLAY.
252
00:11:32,935 --> 00:11:34,069
HOW THE HELL
YOU BEEN, BUDDY?
253
00:11:34,136 --> 00:11:35,471
CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
254
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:36,271
NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.
255
00:11:36,338 --> 00:11:38,173
I HAVE SOME BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
256
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,842
OH, NO,
I UNDERSTAND.
257
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:40,909
YEAH, GO TAKE CARE
OF YOUR STUFF,
258
00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:42,211
AND AFTERWARDS
MAYBE I CAN TALK TO YOU
259
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:44,146
ABOUT THIS GREAT
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
260
00:11:44,213 --> 00:11:45,914
I CAME ACROSS
THE OTHER DAY--
261
00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,183
2 WORDS: "LIQUOR MART."
262
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,085
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
263
00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:51,153
GREAT, GREAT!
264
00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,154
I SMELL BIG MONEY.
265
00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:54,223
WE'LL TALK SOON,
PARTNER.
266
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:56,158
HE'S ALL YOURS.
267
00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:57,926
HAVE FUN.
268
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,229
I'LL HAVE A DRINK
WITH YOU, DAD.
269
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,130
OH, YEAH, SURE.
270
00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:03,532
AS SOON AS YOU GET
SOME HAIR ON THAT CHEST.
271
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,167
LOOK!
272
00:12:07,336 --> 00:12:08,237
OW!
273
00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,371
[LAUGHS]
274
00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,371
COME ON!
275
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:10,839
GODDAMN IT, RUN!
276
00:12:10,906 --> 00:12:13,375
Clay, echoing: HELLO?
277
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,310
WHO'S THERE?
278
00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:16,178
HI, GRANDMA.
279
00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:17,513
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH THE PLACE.
280
00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:20,115
WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU WANT, FLAT BELLY?
281
00:12:20,182 --> 00:12:21,984
WE NEED TO TALK.
282
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:22,551
YEAH?
283
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,043
ABOUT WHAT?
284
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,043
JOHNNY.
285
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:24,486
ABOUT WHAT?
286
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:24,486
JOHNNY.
287
00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:25,454
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,
288
00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:27,489
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT
WHINY LITTLE SQUARE NOW?
289
00:12:27,556 --> 00:12:29,224
HE HAS THIS SMALL PROBLEM
290
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,393
WITH YOU TRYING TO STEAL
HIS ROOM, LADY.
291
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,861
YOU STAY
OUT OF THIS!
292
00:12:32,928 --> 00:12:34,263
I'M AFRAID
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
293
00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:37,166
OH, YEAH? THE LITTLE
TURD'S IN COLLEGE.
294
00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:38,000
HE SHOULD MOVE OUT,
295
00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:41,436
STOP SPONGIN' OFF
MY HARD-WORKING SON.
296
00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:43,172
OH, YOU MEAN
THAT DRUNK GUY UPSTAIRS?
297
00:12:43,238 --> 00:12:45,507
DON'T YOU TALK THAT WAY
ABOUT MY BABY.
298
00:12:45,574 --> 00:12:48,243
NOW, LISTEN, I'M NOT SPENDING
MY GOLDEN YEARS
299
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:52,114
DOWN HERE IN A
SPIDER-INFESTED DUNGEON.
300
00:12:52,181 --> 00:12:54,149
WE'LL BUG-BOMB
THE PLACE FOR YOU,
301
00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:55,450
BUT THIS IS YOUR HOME.
302
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,152
HUH. FUNNY,
303
00:12:57,219 --> 00:13:00,155
I DON'T RECALL YOU
BEING PART OF MY FAMILY.
304
00:13:00,222 --> 00:13:02,558
BELIEVE ME, I WOULD'VE
KILLED MYSELF YEARS AGO
305
00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,959
IF THAT WERE TRUE.
306
00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:06,028
SO STAY AWAY
FROM HIS ROOM, LADY.
307
00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:06,962
OR WHAT?
308
00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:09,598
OR I'M GONNA HAVE
TO GET NASTY ON YOUR ASS.
309
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:13,435
OOH, THOSE BICEPS
LOOK LUSCIOUS.
310
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,138
HAVE, UH,
YOU BEEN WORKIN' OUT?
311
00:13:16,205 --> 00:13:17,606
NO, I HAVEN'T
BEEN WORKING OUT.
312
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:21,443
WELL, I THINK
YOU'RE A LITTLE LI-AR.
313
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:25,480
SO, YOU THINK YOU
CAN TAKE YOUR OLD MAN?
314
00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:27,049
WHERE DID
THAT COME FROM?
315
00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:27,849
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
316
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:30,919
DO YOU? DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN TAKE ME?
317
00:13:30,986 --> 00:13:31,954
NO.
318
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,523
UH, WHAT IF I WERE TO TIE
ONE ARM BEHIND MY BACK?
319
00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:36,058
WOULD YOU BE ABLE
TO TAKE ME THEN?
320
00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:38,393
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU
HAD TO DRINK?
321
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,295
[BURPS] BOTH ARMS?
322
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,598
WHY?!
323
00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:43,532
WUSSY.
324
00:13:43,599 --> 00:13:44,600
LOOK, GRANDMA, LET'S
GET ONE THING STRAIGHT:
325
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:48,437
YOU AND I--THAT'S NEVER
GONNA HAPPEN, CAPISCE?
326
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,106
[CHUCKLES SLYLY]
OH, COME ON.
327
00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:55,077
AREN'T YOU JUST
A TAD BIT CURIOUS?
328
00:13:55,143 --> 00:13:55,644
HMM?
329
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,512
JESUS CHRIST, LADY!
330
00:13:57,579 --> 00:14:00,082
BUT YOU DO THINK
YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME.
331
00:14:00,148 --> 00:14:01,316
WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT CRAZY IDEA?
332
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,152
YOU'RE A BIG-TIME
COLLEGE BOY NOW, AREN'T YOU?
333
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,455
FLASHIN' ALL
YOUR LEARNIN' AROUND.
334
00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:08,557
BUT, DAD,
YOU WENT TO COLLEGE.
335
00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:10,659
AH, HALF A SEMESTER!
336
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,461
THEN I KNOCKED UP
YOUR SKANK MOM,
337
00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:14,096
AND AFTER
SHE SHOT YOU OUT,
338
00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:14,896
SHE SPLIT TOWN
339
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,633
AND LEFT ME
YOUR WUSSY ASS TO RAISE.
340
00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,101
GODDAMN IT!
341
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:19,968
[INHALES WHEEZILY]
342
00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:24,172
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
START HAVIN' SEX, BOY?
343
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:24,773
UH-OH.
344
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:25,607
I'M JUST
WARNING YOU NOW
345
00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:27,409
I'VE DEALT WITH
A HELL OF A LOT WORSE
346
00:14:27,476 --> 00:14:28,377
THAN THE LIKES OF YOU,
347
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,646
SO I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
348
00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:35,617
[2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
THEME PLAYING]
349
00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:38,287
[CREAKS]
350
00:14:47,329 --> 00:14:48,497
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
351
00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:51,266
FOR ME TO GET YOU
OFF YOUR GRANDSON'S ASS?
352
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,601
UM...
353
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:55,504
[WHAT'S UP, PUSSYCAT
PLAYING]
354
00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:58,307
TOM JONES,
HERE I COME!
355
00:14:58,373 --> 00:15:00,008
[CHEERING]
356
00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:01,677
Tom Jones:
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
357
00:15:01,743 --> 00:15:03,545
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
358
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,113
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
359
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,148
♪ LA LA LA... ♪
360
00:15:06,214 --> 00:15:08,483
[WHIMPERS]
361
00:15:06,214 --> 00:15:08,483
THERE, THERE, ANGUS.
362
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,118
WE'LL
DO THIS TOGETHER.
363
00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:11,086
WE CAN
KICK THIS THING
364
00:15:11,153 --> 00:15:14,656
AND LIVE CLEAN,
HEALTHY, PRODUCTIVE LIVES.
365
00:15:14,723 --> 00:15:17,626
[MOANS]
366
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:22,030
"AFTER YOU'VE
PUT THE PATIENT ON ICE,
367
00:15:22,097 --> 00:15:25,200
"WE RECOMMEND YOU PLAY
SOME EASY LISTENING
368
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:27,436
TO SOOTHE THEIR NERVES."
369
00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:29,471
"WARNING:
370
00:15:29,538 --> 00:15:31,306
"DEPENDING
ON YOUR SELECTION,
371
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:34,743
THE PATIENT
MAY BECOME VIOLENT."
372
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,579
[RADIO PLAYING
PIANO MUSIC]
373
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,415
ARE YOU OK?
374
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,184
WHAT'S GOING ON
UP THERE?
375
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,285
LONG STORY SHORT,
376
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:45,687
I'M TRYING TO GET
A FERRET OFF VICODIN,
377
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:46,988
AND IT'S NOT GOING GOOD,
378
00:15:47,055 --> 00:15:48,190
AND IT'S A--IT'S A--
379
00:15:48,256 --> 00:15:49,424
I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
380
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,193
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS STUFF?
381
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:53,695
HOW DOES ANYONE
EVER LEARN ANYTHING?
382
00:15:53,762 --> 00:15:54,663
DR. PHIL.
383
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,098
♪ ...LA LA LA ♪
384
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,134
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
385
00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:02,571
THANK GOD
THIS SHIT'S OVER.
386
00:16:02,637 --> 00:16:03,505
ALL RIGHT, GRAMS,
WAIT HERE.
387
00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:05,140
I'M GONNA GO BACKSTAGE
AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH
388
00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,476
MR. JONES WILL
WHORE HIMSELF OUT FOR.
389
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:08,710
HOLD IT.
390
00:16:08,777 --> 00:16:10,345
I CHANGED MY MIND.
391
00:16:10,412 --> 00:16:12,481
I DON'T WANT HIM
ANYMORE.
392
00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:14,483
WELL, WHO? NOT ME.
393
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,184
UH-UH.
394
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,285
HIM!
395
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,186
EMINEM?!
396
00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:20,322
YEAH. [CHUCKLES]
397
00:16:20,389 --> 00:16:21,423
HE'S CUTE.
398
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,225
DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS?
399
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,226
OHH!
400
00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:27,596
NO, BUT HE REMINDS ME
OF A YOUNG ANDY WILLIAMS.
401
00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:28,764
MMM!
402
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,232
WELL, FORGET IT.
403
00:16:30,298 --> 00:16:31,466
EVEN IF HE
WOULD SLEEP WITH YOU,
404
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,068
I DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY HIM.
405
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:35,404
WELL, YOU COULD
AT LEAST TRY.
406
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,304
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...
407
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,774
[2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
THEME PLAYS]
408
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,308
OK, I'M GOING,
I'M GOING.
409
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,245
JUST KEEP
THOSE THINGS SHUT.
410
00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:46,248
AHEM. EXCUSE ME.
411
00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:48,283
MR. EM?
412
00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:51,653
CHILL, DOGS.
413
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,155
YO.
414
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,022
SORRY TO BUG YOU, BRO.
415
00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:56,291
I JUST HAVE TO ASK YOU
A STUPID QUESTION.
416
00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:57,225
NO PROB.
417
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,427
OH, NO, NOT THAT.
418
00:16:58,493 --> 00:16:59,828
IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
419
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:00,729
'SUP?
420
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:02,197
WELL, IT'S JUST--
421
00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:03,498
OK, I'M
JUST GONNA SAY IT.
422
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,666
WHAT WOULD YOU THINK
ABOUT GETTING TOGETHER
423
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,669
WITH THAT MISERABLE
OLD HAG OVER THERE?
424
00:17:08,336 --> 00:17:11,273
GODDAMN! WHAT IS SHE,
LIKE, 100?
425
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:12,174
AT LEAST.
426
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,276
YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN'
JAMIE KENNEDY, ARE YOU?
427
00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:15,243
AM I GETTIN' Xed?
428
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:18,280
PLEASE, I'M WAY
BETTER-LOOKING THAN THAT GU.
429
00:17:18,346 --> 00:17:19,247
THIS IS SERIOUS.
430
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:21,850
THEN SERIOUSLY GET YOUR
CRACK ASS OUT OF HERE.
431
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,586
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
432
00:17:24,653 --> 00:17:26,555
I KNOW EMINEM
WOULDN'T DO IT,
433
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,156
BUT SLIM SHADY WOULD.
434
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:30,859
HMM. YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
435
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,861
SLIM'S MAD-CRAZY,
YO,
436
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,831
BUT HE AIN'T
THAT CRAZY.
437
00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:36,765
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF,
438
00:17:36,832 --> 00:17:39,701
YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO SATISFY HER, RICE DICK?
439
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,837
FUCK YOU! I'M PACKIN'!
440
00:17:41,903 --> 00:17:43,738
SHE'S MOBY'S MOM!
441
00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,307
MOBY MOBY?
442
00:17:45,373 --> 00:17:46,241
FOR SHIZZLE, MY NIZZLE.
443
00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:49,311
♪ AND, MOBY, YOU CAN
GET STOMPED BY OBIE ♪
444
00:17:49,377 --> 00:17:50,312
EXACTLY.
445
00:17:50,378 --> 00:17:53,515
AND NOW YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIS MOM.
446
00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:55,450
ALL RIGHT,
BRING HER OVER HERE.
447
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:56,251
I'M GAME.
448
00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:58,720
YOU'RE ONE CRAZY NIGGA!
449
00:17:59,888 --> 00:18:02,257
GODDAMN WEASEL'S
GOT MY CUBANS!
450
00:18:02,324 --> 00:18:04,693
IF HE GETS A HOLD
OF HIM, HE'LL KILL HIM!
451
00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:06,394
COME ON!
452
00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:11,233
[GLASS SHATTERS]
453
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,701
MY SCOTCH!
454
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,871
I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
YOU FUCKIN' SQUIRREL!
455
00:18:15,937 --> 00:18:16,805
STOP IT, DAD!
456
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,740
YOU'RE HURTING HIM!
457
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,776
HE'S CLAY'S PET.
458
00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:24,279
HE'S CLAY'S?
459
00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:27,782
CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
460
00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:29,484
NO!
461
00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:32,487
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
462
00:18:39,861 --> 00:18:40,896
CLAY, BABY,
463
00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:42,898
YOU WILL BE MINE.
464
00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:44,666
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
465
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,902
YOU WILL, YOU WILL,
YOU WILL...
466
00:18:49,704 --> 00:18:55,343
YOU'RE GETTING
VERY, VERY SLEEPY.
467
00:18:58,613 --> 00:18:59,648
WHAT WERE THOSE?
468
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:00,448
A COUPLE OF VALIUM.
469
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,284
BUT DOESN'T THAT
DEFEAT THE PURPOSE?
470
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,687
SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO USE
DRUGS TO GET OFF DRUGS.
471
00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:06,788
THAT DOESN'T
SOUND RIGHT.
472
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,924
METHADONE
CLINIC!
473
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:09,925
HE'S OUT.
474
00:19:09,991 --> 00:19:12,627
OK, TELL HIM
WHAT YOU WANT.
475
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,863
[GHOSTLY VOICE]
ANGUS...
476
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:16,531
NO STUPID VOICE.
477
00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:18,633
ANGUS, FROM NOW ON,
478
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,269
YOU WILL LIVE
A CLEAN, HEALTHY,
479
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:22,504
PRODUCTIVE LIFE,
480
00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:23,204
LIKE A MORMON,
481
00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:25,540
EXCEPT FOR
THE MULTIPLE WIVES.
482
00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:26,341
[GROWLS]
483
00:19:26,408 --> 00:19:27,909
ALL RIGHT, AS MANY WIVES
AS YOU WANT.
484
00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:29,477
JUST STAY CLEAN,
LITTLE BUDDY!
485
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,514
OH, YEAH, AND NO MORE
BITING JOHNNY JENKINS
486
00:19:32,581 --> 00:19:33,548
IN THE GENITALS.
487
00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:35,417
OK. WHEN YOU AWAKE,
488
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:37,285
YOU WILL HAVE
NO RECOLLECTION
489
00:19:37,352 --> 00:19:38,887
OF WHAT
JUST HAPPENED.
490
00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:40,455
1...
491
00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:42,357
2...
492
00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:52,834
UGH! OHH!
493
00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:00,575
NO, LOUIS,
494
00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:03,812
I NEED TO BE HOOKED UP NOW.
495
00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:06,514
[LAUGHING] OH! OH, DRE!
496
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,450
DRE--DRE, DRE, STOP IT!
497
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:11,653
WELL, N-NOT TOTALLY
STOP IT, BUT JUST--
498
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,788
[LAUGHS]
499
00:20:14,889 --> 00:20:15,991
GOOD MORNING.
500
00:20:16,057 --> 00:20:19,494
I JUST CAME OVER TO SEE HOW OUR
LITTLE PATIENT WAS DOING.
501
00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:20,128
GREAT!
502
00:20:20,195 --> 00:20:21,563
IT'S LIKE
HE'S BORN AGAIN.
503
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,598
HE GOT UP EARLY
THIS MORNING,
504
00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:24,532
HE PRAYED,
505
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,900
HE JOGGED 5 MILES,
506
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:29,537
DID SOME CHARITY WORK
WITH THE BLIND...
507
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,543
COOKED EVERYONE BREAKFAST...
508
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,444
AND EVEN DID STEP 8
509
00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:39,814
AND MADE AMENDS
FOR POOPING IN MY SHOES...
510
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:48,523
AND NOW HE'S CLEANING
THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
511
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,291
[GASPS]
512
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:55,697
[SHATTERS]
513
00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:57,465
WELL,
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
514
00:20:57,532 --> 00:21:01,069
I THINK YOU DID
A GREAT JOB WITH ANUS.
515
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,037
UM...
516
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,505
IT'S ANGUS.
517
00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:04,906
OH. HMM!
518
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,875
ANGUS.
519
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,645
I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
520
00:21:10,712 --> 00:21:11,579
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
521
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,682
HE'S BEEN CLEAN FOR,
LIKE, 12 HOURS STRAIGHT.
522
00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:15,650
I REALLY THINK
IT'S GONNA STICK THIS TIME.
523
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:19,387
Dad: MONGOOSE SEASON
IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!
524
00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:21,656
[GUN CLICKS AND FIRES]
525
00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:23,391
[SIREN]
526
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:24,659
DON'T!
527
00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:26,895
HE'S NOT ALLOWED
TO HAVE VICODIN!
528
00:21:26,961 --> 00:21:29,597
[ELECTRICAL BUZZ]
529
00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:32,434
[SIREN]
530
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,935
[TIRES SCREECH]
531
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,136
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?
532
00:21:35,203 --> 00:21:38,006
[RAPID-FIRE]
I'M SO SORRY, CLAY.
I HAD ANGUS TOTALLY CLEAN,
533
00:21:38,073 --> 00:21:38,873
BUT MY DAD SHOT HIM,
534
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:39,908
AND THE MEDICS GAVE HIM
A VICODIN DRIP.
535
00:21:39,974 --> 00:21:42,410
I TRIED TO STOP THEM,
AND IT TOOK US 3 AMBULANCES
536
00:21:42,477 --> 00:21:43,812
TO GET HERE--
537
00:21:42,477 --> 00:21:43,812
JOHNNY, SLOW DOWN.
538
00:21:43,878 --> 00:21:46,681
THEY GAVE YOU A COUPLE PILLS
DOWN THERE, DIDN'T THEY?
539
00:21:46,748 --> 00:21:47,515
YES, YES,
THEY DID!
540
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:48,043
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
541
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:48,043
HOLD, PLEASE. SPEAK.
542
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:48,983
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
543
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:48,983
HOLD, PLEASE. SPEAK.
544
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:52,487
OPERATION GET EVEN IS READY
TO COMMENCE, SIR.
545
00:21:52,554 --> 00:21:54,355
WE'RE TRANSFERRING
TOTAL CONTROL
546
00:21:54,422 --> 00:21:56,057
TO YOUR LAPTOP
AS WE SPEAK.
547
00:21:56,124 --> 00:21:58,426
NICE. WELL, WHY
DON'T YOU TAKE THE BOYS
548
00:21:58,493 --> 00:21:59,527
DOWN TO CHUCK E. CHEESE'S
549
00:21:59,594 --> 00:22:01,830
AND HAVE
A COUPLE PIES ON ME?
550
00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:03,898
OOH, CHUCK E. CHEESE.
551
00:22:03,965 --> 00:22:06,534
HOW MUCH DO WE GET
FOR GAMES?
552
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,470
MAY I JUST TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITY, SIR,
553
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,105
TO TELL YOU
WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS
554
00:22:10,171 --> 00:22:11,740
TO WORK WITH YOU AGAIN?
555
00:22:11,806 --> 00:22:13,108
CHECK'S IN THE MAIL.
556
00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:14,142
WHAT WAS THAT?
557
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,143
WAIT A MINUTE.
558
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,378
IS THAT MY
GRANDMA'S CAR?
559
00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:18,179
NO.
560
00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:20,982
IT SURE LOOKS LIKE
MY GRANDMA'S CAR!
561
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,785
HOW DID IT GO
WITH GRANDMA ANYWAY?
562
00:22:23,852 --> 00:22:24,953
OH, IT WENT FINE.
563
00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:25,887
DON'T WORRY, JOHNNY.
564
00:22:25,954 --> 00:22:29,557
SHE WON'T EVER TRY
TO STEAL YOUR ROOM AGAIN.
565
00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:32,627
[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
MAJOR BONER,
566
00:22:32,694 --> 00:22:33,962
WE HAVE
A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
567
00:22:34,028 --> 00:22:37,699
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
HAS PENETRATED THE SYSTEM.
568
00:22:37,766 --> 00:22:39,434
[GRUNTS]
569
00:22:51,012 --> 00:22:52,747
HOLY SHIT!
570
00:22:52,814 --> 00:22:54,482
SON OF A BITCH!
571
00:22:54,549 --> 00:22:56,151
DAMN YOU, CLAY!
572
00:22:56,217 --> 00:22:58,586
OHH, IT'S NOT OVER!
573
00:22:58,653 --> 00:23:03,658
THE ROOM WILL BE MINE!
574
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:07,629
THE SWEET TASTE OF REVENGE.
575
00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,631
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
576
00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:11,766
EMINEM! AWESOME!
577
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,168
HE'S A REALLY
TALENTED GUY,
578
00:23:13,234 --> 00:23:14,936
BUT I WISH HE DIDN'T
SING THAT SONG
579
00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:16,704
ABOUT KILLING
HIS MOM.
580
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:17,906
YOU'RE RIGHT, JOHNNY.
581
00:23:17,972 --> 00:23:19,674
HE IS KIND OF A SICKO.
582
00:23:19,741 --> 00:23:20,441
OHH!
583
00:23:20,508 --> 00:23:22,177
LET'S NEVER
TALK ABOUT HIM AGAIN.
584
00:23:22,243 --> 00:23:23,845
WHERE THE HECK
DID ANGUS GO?
585
00:23:23,912 --> 00:23:25,113
[CHOMP]
586
00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:26,414
AAH!