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AHA. FRED HOLBROOK--
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YEAH, MY FIRST BOYFRIEND.
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HELLO, IS FRED THERE?
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OH, HE'S DEAD?
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HA HA HA HA HA!
YIPEE!
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AW, MAVIS FLAUBERT--
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THAT GRANDSTANDING COW!
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PLEASE BE DEAD, PLEASE BE DEAD,
PLEASE BE DEAD.
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AHEM. HELLO?
YES, HELLO.
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I'M LOOKING
FOR MAVIS FLAUBERT.
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OH, SO YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
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HMM. WELL,
HOW SICK ARE YOU, HONEY?
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ONLY 3 MONTHS TO LIVE?
OH! AHEM.
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BLESS YOUR HEART.
YOU MADE MY DECADE!
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OH, MY GOD.
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I'M GOING
TO MAVIS' FUNERAL.
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OH, LET'S SEE, NOW.
WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR?
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UH-HUH. I GOT IT.
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MY FAVORITE RED DRESS.
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OH, YEAH!
AND MY JAZZ SHOES.
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AND NOW FOR THE TOPPER--
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MY FUR STOLE!
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DAMN IT!
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THAT STOLE TIED THE WHOLE
OUTFIT TOGETHER! SHIT!
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HURRY UP, JOHNNY.
I'M NOT WAITING ALL DAY.
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HEY, CLAY,
I WAS JUST WONDERIN'
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IF YOU HAVE ANYONE
MANAGING YOUR FINANCES
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IN THESE, UH,
TUMULTUOUS TIMES.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, PORK BELLIES
ARE NOT JUST FOR BACON.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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DOUGIE,
KITCHEN!
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NOW!
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YES, MAMA?
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GIVE ME YOUR BANK CARD.
I NEED SOME MONEY.
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IF YOU NEED MONEY,
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MY BANK CARD'S NOT GONNA
HELP YOU OUT TOO MUCH.
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DON'T TELL ME
YOU HAVE NO MONEY AGAIN!
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FOR GOD'S SAKE,
YOU JUST GOT PAID!
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I DID. NOW I'M ONLY
AT NEGATIVE $800.
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YEAH, WELL,
YOU'RE LOUSY WITH MONEY,
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A LOUSY SALESMAN,
AND P.S.--A LOUSY SON.
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BUT I'M GONNA WORK ON
BEING A BETTER SALESMAN.
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YEAH? WELL,
I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH.
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[PASSES GAS]
UH-OH.
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OOH, MY NEW STOLE.
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HMM HMM.
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AH. HERE, KITTY, KITTY.
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TAKE A BREATH.
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GOOD BOY.
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[CHATTERS]
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WHAT LUSTROUS FUR
YOU HAVE.
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[CHATTERING]
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OH, WHAT AN
IMPRESSIVE GIRTH.
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AND, OH, I SEE YOU STILL
GOT YOUR JEWELS.
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THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S VERY, VERY GOOD.
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SO SOFT.
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SO SOFT.
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PUT THE FERRET DOWN.
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RELAX, SLIM.
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I JUST LOVE THIS FURRY
LITTLE HUNK OF SUNSHINE.
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[MUFFLED MOANS]
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LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
RUN ALONG WITH JOHNNY,
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AND I'LL WATCH HIM
FOR THE DAY.
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NO, THANKS. I DON'T LIKE ANGUS
SPENDING TIME
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WITH THINGS THAT ARE
ALMOST DEAD. WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
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JOHNNY,
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
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WELL PLAYED, CLAY ZEEMAN.
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BUT BY THE TIME
THE COCK CROWS,
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YOUR FERRET
WILL BE MINE!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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[GRANDMA COUGHS]
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CLAY, WAIT UP.
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OH, HEY, JOHNNY.
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HEY, PAULA.
WHATCHA DOIN'?
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JUST PLANTING
SOME SEEDS.
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I'D LOVE TO PLANT
SOME SEEDS IN YOU.
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UH, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
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YOU'RE JUST DELAYING
THE INEVITABLE.
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I WILL PLOW THROUGH
YOUR FIELD SOMEDAY.
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I'M SORRY, PAULA.
HE'S JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
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WELL, HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
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NOW, YOU'RE FUNNY,
JOHNNY.
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REALLY?
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YEAH.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MANY TIMES
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CHIP AND I HAVE LAUGHED AND
LAUGHED THINKING ABOUT YOU.
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OH. ARE YOU SEEING
CHIP TONIGHT?
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NO.
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OH. ARE YOU SEEING
CHIP TONIGHT?
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NO.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU AND I
COULD GO OUT.
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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OH, YOU DID IT AGAIN.
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OH, MY GOSH.
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL CHIP.
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ANYWAY, I CAN'T GO OUT
WITH YOU TONIGHT.
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I'M GOING TO MY FIRST FRESHMAN
ICE CREAM SOCIAL TOMORROW.
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THAT SOUNDS FUN.
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I HOPE YOU MAKE
A LOT OF NEW FRIENDS.
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ME, TOO. I'M SICK OF
ALL THE ONES I HAVE NOW.
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OK.
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SEE YA.
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CLAY, DO YOU THINK
TREES FEEL SAD
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WHEN WE CUT DOWN
OTHER TREES?
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TREES CAN'T FEEL,
JOHNNY.
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THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE.
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BUT IF THEY COULD,
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DO YOU THINK
THEY WOULD FEEL SAD?
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YES, I IMAGINE THEY
WOULD FEEL QUITE SAD.
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TRY NOT TO THINK
ABOUT IT TOO MUCH, JOHNNY.
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BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.
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I CAN HEAR THEM
CRYING IN MY SLEEP.
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THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE
MY WINDOW.
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JOHNNY, YOU'RE
A SENSITIVE GUY.
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I LIKE THAT
ABOUT YOU.
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NOW LET'S WATCH
SOME PORNO.
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NO, CLAY.
PORNOS ARE BAD.
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LAST TIME YOU MADE ME
WATCH ONE OF THEM,
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I COULDN'T STOP
HYPERVENTILATING.
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JUST PRETEND
THEY'RE WEARING CLOTHES
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AND LET YOURSELF GET
SWEPT AWAY BY THE STORY.
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"ICE CREAM SOCIAL 19:
NUTS ON TOP."
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THAT'S WEIRD.
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PAULA'S GOING TO AN ICE CREAM
SOCIAL TOMORROW NIGHT.
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NICE.
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Girl on TV:
HI, I'M SALLY.
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I'M HERE FOR
THE ICE CREAM SOCIAL.
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THAT'S NOT
WHERE ICE CREAM GOES.
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BUT IT SHOULD.
IT SHOULD ALWAYS GO THERE.
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CLAY, PAULA'S ICE CREAM SOCIAL
ISN'T GONNA BE LIKE THIS, IS IT?
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THEY'RE ALL
LIKE THIS.
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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THIS AT MY SCHOOL.
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CHUCK'S
COMMUNITY COLLEGE--
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NOT A REAL SCHOOL,
JOHNNY.
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OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I HAVE TO WARN PAULA.
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HEY, PAULA. I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE STILL UP.
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OH, HEY, JOHNNY.
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I NEED IT, BABY...
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NOW!
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I GUESS IT COULD WAIT
TILL MORNING.
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THERE, THERE,
MY GREEN-LEAFED FRIENDS.
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I FEEL YOUR PAIN TONIGHT.
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[CLATTER]
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[GROWLING]
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HA HA HA HA HA--
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[COUGHS]
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IS PAULA AWAKE YET?
IT'S IMPORTANT.
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YOU JUST MISSED HER.
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YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WENT?
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SURE, HERE'S HER
ITINERARY FOR THE DAY.
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THANKS.
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FUCKIN' JOHNNY'S
HILARIOUS.
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HEY, DAD.
YOU'RE UP EARLY.
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THE EARLY BIRD
GETS THE WORM.
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LET HIM BE
A LESSON TO YOU.
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THE WORM OR THE BIRD?
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UH...
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UH, STOP MESSIN' ME UP.
I'M BUSY.
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I GOT A SHITLOAD
OF SUPPLIES HERE,
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AND I'M NOT COMIN' BACK
UNTIL THEY'RE SOLD.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK, DAD.
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I MYSELF AM OFF ON MY OWN
ADVENTURE TO FIND--
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SAVE IT.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROWLING]
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[PURRS]
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[GROWLS]
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HMM. IF HE SCREWS
2 FERRETS EVERY 4 HOURS,
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THAT'S 10 BABIES APIECE.
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10, 20, 30...UH-HUH,
UH-HUH. I GOT IT.
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THAT'S ONE STOLE,
TWO COATS, AND A HAT!
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HA HA HA! THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S IT, KID!
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IMPREGNATE THE FERRETS!
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WE JUST HAVE
A FEW QUESTIONS
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ABOUT ANGUS' MEDICAL HISTORY
WE NEED YOU TO ANSWER.
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YEAH, WELL,
THAT SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH.
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UH...
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UH-OH.
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[SIGHS]
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28 MILES?
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THAT'S BULLSHIT.
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I'M GONNA CUT OUT
THE MIDDLEMAN.
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I'M GOING RIGHT
TO THE PEOPLE.
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[RINGS]
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YEAH?
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HELLO, SIR.
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MIGHT I INTEREST YOU
IN SOME OFFICE SUPPLIES?
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WHAT ARE YOU,
ABOUT A SIZE 45 WAIST?
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I'M NOT SURE.
MY MOM BUYS MY CLOTHES.
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HOW ABOUT A STAPLER?
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YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
COLORS BESIDES BLACK?
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NO, JUST CLASSIC BLACK.
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THEN I'M GONNA HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT
SOME PAPER CLIPS?
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PUT THE FUCKIN' STAPLER
IN THE BASKET!
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SOME POST-ITS?
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00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:10,125
Paula: I AM SO TIRED
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OF GETTING YOUR CATALOGS
IN THE MAIL.
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IF ANOTHER ONE SHOWS UP,
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I'M GONNA THROW A ROCK
THROUGH YOUR WINDOW.
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DAMN YOU, ICE CREAM SOCIAL!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
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HAVE YOU SEEN A
PRETTY BRUNETTE IN HERE TODAY?
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OH, YEAH.
SHE SPENT A TON OF MONEY.
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SHE'S ONE OF
OUR BEST CUSTOMERS.
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SHE'S LOADING UP HER CAR
OUT BACK. YEAH.
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THANK GOD I CAUGHT HER.
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HEY! WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING!
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OW! YOU'RE NOT PAULA!
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NO, I'M ZORRO.
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FOR REALS?
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WE CAN MAKE THIS
AS REAL AS YOU WANT IT.
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00:10:00,242 --> 00:10:01,910
ANGUS.
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00:10:02,878 --> 00:10:04,380
I TOLD HIM
A THOUSAND TIMES,
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00:10:04,446 --> 00:10:05,414
IF HE'S GONNA
RENT PORNOS,
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00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,416
HE SHOULD RETURN THE ONES
WE ALREADY WATCHED.
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SPEAK.
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00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:09,184
HEY, FLUFFY NUTS,
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00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:11,387
HOW'S THAT
ADORABLE FERRET OF YOURS?
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HAS HE EVER HAD
HEART DISEASE?
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00:10:13,022 --> 00:10:15,357
WHO IS THIS?
WHAT ABOUT GINGIVITIS?
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IS THIS
JOHNNY'S GRANDMA?
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LET ME ASK YOU THIS--
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IS ANGUS ALLERGIC
TO PENICILLIN?
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WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT
ANGUS' MEDICAL HISTORY?
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IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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WHAT TO GET HIM
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
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PROBABLY A CARD.
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GOOD IDEA.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
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00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,841
YOU CHECKED ANGUS'
STOOL FOR WORMS?
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HE DOESN'T HAVE A STOOL.
HE SITS ON THE COUCH WITH ME.
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CLAY, "STOOL" IS AN
OLD-TIME WORD FOR DOO-DOO!
236
00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:44,753
WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT
FERRET SHIT WITH YOU?
237
00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,423
HMM. WHAT THE FUCK?
238
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:51,126
Woman on phone:
FRED'S FERRET FARM.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
239
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,328
WHERE ARE YOU
LOCATED?
240
00:10:58,967 --> 00:11:02,004
[SIGHS]
I COULD USE A STIFF ONE.
241
00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:07,176
HEY, CAN I PAY
WITH OFFICE SUPPLIES?
242
00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:10,045
Bartender:
SURE, HOW ABOUT
JUST SOME WATER?
243
00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:12,281
WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER ROUND, SIR?
244
00:11:12,347 --> 00:11:13,282
OK, I'LL PAY REGULAR.
245
00:11:13,348 --> 00:11:16,151
I'LL HAVE SOME SCOTCH
WITH THAT WATER THIS TIME.
246
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,786
NOW YOU'RE MAKIN'
SENSE, RUMMY.
247
00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:19,888
OH, THAT'S
A REAL MAN'S DRINK.
248
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,056
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
249
00:11:21,123 --> 00:11:22,291
A FUZZY NAVEL.
250
00:11:22,357 --> 00:11:23,892
A REAL LADY'S DRINK.
251
00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,094
[BOTH LAUGH]
252
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,296
I'LL BE BACK
IN 15 MINUTES.
253
00:11:27,362 --> 00:11:31,233
I'M GOIN' TO GET TOOLS.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
254
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,035
HEY, JOHNNY.
255
00:11:33,102 --> 00:11:34,436
OMAR, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN THERE?
256
00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:36,438
THE CORONA BROTHERS
TOOK ALL MY MONEY FOR THE WEEK,
257
00:11:36,505 --> 00:11:39,842
SO I'M TRYING TO ROUND UP SOME
CHANGE FOR A CUP O' NOODLES.
258
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,810
ARE YOU PROTESTING
SOMETHING, JOHNNY?
259
00:11:41,877 --> 00:11:44,079
NO, I'M HERE
AGAINST MY WILL.
260
00:11:44,146 --> 00:11:46,014
CAN YOU HELP ME
GET OUT OF THESE?
261
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,851
SURE, THAT'S SIMPLE.
262
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,488
WHAT THE HECK, OMAR?
263
00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:54,289
I'VE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE
BY THE CORONA BROTHERS
264
00:11:54,356 --> 00:11:55,924
SO MANY TIMES
THAT I FIND IT'S BEST
265
00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:58,093
TO KEEP A HAIRPIN
IN MY LOWER INTESTINES.
266
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,028
THEY NEVER GIVE ME
THE GOOD SUPPLIES,
267
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,064
LIKE THE ELECTRIC
PENCIL SHARPENER.
268
00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:04,032
THAT'S AN ITEM
THAT MOVES.
269
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,335
EVEN IF I HAD
A YELLOW STAPLER.
270
00:12:06,401 --> 00:12:07,436
I COULD WORK
WITH THAT.
271
00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:09,271
DO THEY EXPECT YOU
TO WORK MIRACLES?
272
00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:11,306
A YELLOW STAPLER.
NOW, THAT'S PRETTY.
273
00:12:11,373 --> 00:12:14,209
I WOULD BUY SOME TO PUT AROUND
MY HOUSE AS KNICKKNACKS.
274
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,245
I COULD PUT THEM
ON MY BRIC-A-BRAC SHELF.
275
00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:18,981
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE STILL SINGLE.
276
00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:21,316
[BOTH LAUGH]
277
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,519
ANGUS, GIVE ME A SIGN
278
00:12:23,585 --> 00:12:26,121
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD
HEPATITIS.
279
00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:28,957
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE
MY FUCKIN' FERRET ALONE.
280
00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:31,860
PLEASE, CLAY.
I DID ANGUS A SOLID, AND--
281
00:12:31,927 --> 00:12:32,828
OH, OH, OH, OH.
LOOK!
282
00:12:32,895 --> 00:12:36,231
HE'S SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE
OF A FUCK FRENZY!
283
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,366
WAY TO GO, BABY!
284
00:12:37,432 --> 00:12:38,367
THAT'S MY BOY.
285
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:40,869
YOU SHOULD BE
VERY PROUD, CLAY.
286
00:12:40,936 --> 00:12:42,538
HE'S SIRE
OF THE MONTH.
287
00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:43,906
HE LEARNED
FROM THE MASTER.
288
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,241
STOP THE MATING!
COITUS INTERRUPTUS!
289
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,509
ANGUS IS STERILE!
290
00:12:47,576 --> 00:12:48,043
NO-O-O-O!
291
00:12:47,576 --> 00:12:50,579
NO-O-O-O!
292
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,579
NO-O-O-O!
293
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,914
HMPH.
294
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,448
[BOTH GROAN]
295
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:54,483
[SQUEALS]
296
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:55,918
YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY--
297
00:12:55,984 --> 00:13:00,122
A PERSON'S PET
TAKES AFTER HIS OWNER.
298
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:04,259
WHERE ARE WE GOING
AGAIN?
299
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,329
AW, COME ON!
300
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:08,197
WHAT'S WRONG?
301
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:11,166
I WAS GONNA CATCH UP
WITH PAULA AT 3:00,
302
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,935
BUT SHE'LL BE
BLOWING CHIP,
303
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,336
AND WON'T BE ABLE
TO TALK.
304
00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:16,572
WHY DON'T WE TRY TO HEAD HER OFF
AT THE WHIPPED CREAM SHOP?
305
00:13:16,638 --> 00:13:19,942
THAT'S ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM
HERE, DEPENDING ON TRAFFIC.
306
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,410
OMAR, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT.
307
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:24,112
YOU'RE ALWAYS ONE STEP
AHEAD OF PAULA'S LIST.
308
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,180
LET'S GO!
309
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,618
CAN I GET A WHIPPED CREAM WITH A
PROTEIN BOOST AND BEE POLLEN?
310
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,019
Man: IT'S JUST
WHIPPED CREAM,
311
00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:33,255
YOU LITTLE
TREE-HUGGIN' BITCH.
312
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:34,356
OH. OH, OK.
313
00:13:34,423 --> 00:13:37,593
THEN JUST
THE WHIPPED CREAM.
314
00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:41,263
HERE WE ARE.
315
00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:43,365
Omar: MY NOODLES!
316
00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:45,367
FORGET THE NOODLES.
I'LL BUY YOU SOME MORE.
317
00:13:45,434 --> 00:13:46,368
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
318
00:13:46,435 --> 00:13:49,037
PAULA'S GONNA GET RAPED
WITH A POPSICLE TONIGHT.
319
00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,206
LET'S GO!
320
00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,206
OK.
321
00:13:51,273 --> 00:13:52,874
AHEM. EXCUSE ME,
322
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,276
HAVE YOU SEEN
A BRUNETTE?
323
00:13:54,343 --> 00:13:56,178
I CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS
YOU BUY SOMETHING.
324
00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:58,313
BUT IT'S JUST
A SIMPLE QUESTION.
325
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,648
[SALESMAN HUMS]
NEXT, PLEASE.
326
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:03,919
OK. WHAT'S THE SMALLEST
WHIPPED CREAM YOU GOT?
327
00:14:03,986 --> 00:14:04,886
A GALLON.
328
00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:05,988
FINE, I'LL TAKE IT.
329
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:06,955
HEY, THAT'S
MY NOODLE MONEY.
330
00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:10,225
NOW WILL YOU TELL ME
IF YOU'VE SEEN A BRUNETTE?
331
00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:11,360
YES, I DID.
332
00:14:11,426 --> 00:14:12,961
GREAT! HOW LONG AGO?
333
00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:14,029
NEXT.
334
00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:15,664
ALL THESE
WHIPPED CREAM BLOBS
335
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,299
ARE BETTER
THAN NOODLES ANY DAY.
336
00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:20,202
AH, OMAR. I WISH ALL I HAD
TO WORRY ABOUT
337
00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:21,370
WAS WHIPPED
CREAM BLOBS.
338
00:14:21,436 --> 00:14:22,671
WHY ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT PAULA
339
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,140
GOING TO AN ICE CREAM PARLOR
ANY OLD WAYS?
340
00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:28,277
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT
THE DIRTY THINGS SHE'S GONNA DO.
341
00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:29,678
WHAT'S DIRTY
ABOUT ICE CREAM?
342
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:32,614
OH, OMAR. DIDN'T YOUR FATHER
EVER TELL YOU
343
00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:35,017
ABOUT THE BIRDS
AND THE BEES?
344
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,485
NO, HE DIDN'T.
345
00:14:36,551 --> 00:14:37,686
COME HERE.
346
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:41,056
TELL ME ABOUT THE BIRDS
AND THE BEES, JOHNNY.
347
00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:43,191
DO YOU EVER GET
ERECTIONS?
348
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,328
OH, SURE, ALL THE TIME.
I LIKE 'EM.
349
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:47,329
WHAT DO YOU DO
ABOUT 'EM?
350
00:14:47,396 --> 00:14:49,464
OH, I LIKE WALKIN' AROUND
WITH THEM FOR A WHILE.
351
00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:51,433
THEN, SOMETIMES,
IT CAN GET IN THE WAY,
352
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,503
SO I USUALLY TWIST 'EM
OR PINCH 'EM UNTIL THEY GO AWAY.
353
00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:56,972
WELL, EVERY TIME
I THINK OF PAULA,
354
00:14:57,039 --> 00:14:57,839
I GET ONE.
355
00:14:57,906 --> 00:15:00,642
OH, THAT'S HARD WHEN
YOU GOT STUFF TO DO.
356
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:01,943
IT CAN BE FRUSTRATING.
357
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,945
WELL, HAVE YOU TRIED
JUST PINCHING IT?
358
00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:06,448
OMAR, I'M TRYING
TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING.
359
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:09,217
I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT JUST PINCHING.
360
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,686
I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVE.
361
00:15:10,752 --> 00:15:13,955
THE GUYS WHO ARE GONNA
BE AT THIS ICE CREAM SOCIAL--
362
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,724
THEY DON'T LOVE PAULA.
363
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,043
SO, THEY TWIST?
364
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,043
NO.
365
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:18,493
SO, THEY TWIST?
366
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:18,493
NO.
367
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,095
SO, WHAT DO THEY DO?
368
00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:22,431
THEY BREAK
MY HEART, OMAR.
369
00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:24,566
THEY BREAK MY HEART.
370
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,202
AWW. WELL,
THEN WE GOTTA FIND PAULA
371
00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:29,638
AND TELL HER TO STOP
GIVING YOU ERECTIONS.
372
00:15:29,705 --> 00:15:32,741
NOW, WHAT ABOUT
THE BIRDS AND THE BEES?
373
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,977
MY MOTHER
IS SO OVERBEARING.
374
00:15:36,044 --> 00:15:38,480
SO IS MINE.
AND MEAN, TOO.
375
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:39,748
HOW MEAN IS SHE?
376
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:40,682
SHE'S SO MEAN,
377
00:15:40,749 --> 00:15:43,218
SHE SAID I USED TO WALK
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
378
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:45,153
SHE SAID
I WAS TOO EFFEMINATE.
379
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,122
WELL,
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
380
00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:49,358
YOU'RE PERFECTLY
EFFEMINATE.
381
00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:51,360
YOU OOZE
EFFEMININITY.
382
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:55,030
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
MISS UNDERSTOOD.
383
00:15:56,264 --> 00:15:57,699
OOPS. WHAT WAS THAT?
384
00:15:57,766 --> 00:16:01,436
THAT WAS ME INVITING YOU
BACK TO MY PLACE.
385
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,004
[BOTH LAUGH]
386
00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:06,441
AND THEN THE BEE
POLLINATES THE FLOWER.
387
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,576
THE END.
388
00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:09,578
GOD, I'M LONELY.
389
00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:09,578
ME, TOO.
390
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:12,214
BUT I'VE GOTTA OVERCOME
THIS HORRIBLE LONELINESS
391
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,749
TO CHECK OUT
PAULA'S LIST AGAIN.
392
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:15,250
ARE YOU IN LOVE
WITH THIS LIST
393
00:16:15,317 --> 00:16:16,718
OR ARE YOU IN LOVE
WITH PAULA?
394
00:16:16,785 --> 00:16:19,254
YOU KNOW WHERE
SHE'S GONNA BE TONIGHT.
395
00:16:19,321 --> 00:16:20,255
STOP F-ING AROUND.
396
00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:23,225
GOD, OMAR, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
SO PASSIONATE.
397
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,494
I JUST ATE A GALLON
OF WHIPPED CREAM.
398
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,796
LET'S GO RENT YOU
A TUX.
399
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,796
WHY?
400
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,364
BECAUSE YOU LOOK
LIKE A BUM.
401
00:16:29,431 --> 00:16:32,100
YOU CAN'T GO TO THE SOCIAL
LOOKING LIKE THAT.
402
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,169
YOU'LL STICK OUT
LIKE A SORE THUMB.
403
00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:37,172
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
404
00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:39,141
ANGUS CAN'T BE
STERILE!
405
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,342
NO, THERE MUST BE
SOME MISTAKE.
406
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:43,445
YOU FUCKIN' DRUG ADDICT.
YOU KILLED YOUR NUTS.
407
00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:44,546
[GROANS]
408
00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:45,480
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO?
409
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,083
THE SITUATION IS ALMOST
COMPLETELY HOPELESS.
410
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:49,151
BUT IF YOU WANT,
411
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,419
YOU CAN PUT ANGUS
THROUGH A BATTERY
412
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:52,754
OF COMPLETELY HUMILIATING
EXPERIMENTAL--
413
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,790
AND ILLEGAL--
TESTS AND TREATMENTS
414
00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:57,058
TO TRY TO BOLSTER
HIS SPERM COUNT.
415
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:57,893
[GASPS]
416
00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,795
WHATEVER IT TAKES.
MONEY IS NO OBJECT.
417
00:16:59,861 --> 00:17:04,065
NO BLANKS OF MINE
ARE GONNA BE SHOOTING FERRETS.
418
00:17:04,132 --> 00:17:06,568
OR THE OTHER WAY
AROUND.
419
00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:08,770
[PANTING]
420
00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:11,540
Grandma:
INCREASE THE INCLINE!
421
00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:14,176
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
IT'S ONLY A HALF HOUR MORE.
422
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,545
YOUR NUTSACK'S GONNA BE
IN SHAPE IN NO TIME.
423
00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,314
MAN, HE REALLY
LET HIS NUTSACK GO.
424
00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:20,849
GET A LOAD
OF THAT FLAB.
425
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,350
YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT FLAB.
426
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,718
YOU LOOK LIKE A DEFLATED
PARADE FLOAT.
427
00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:27,355
FOR A WOMAN MY AGE,
I'M TIGHT AS A DRUM.
428
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,390
UHH!
429
00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:30,392
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
430
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:33,361
MEN KILL
TO SUCK MY WATTLE.
431
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,262
[KISSES]
432
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,297
STOP FLICKIN'
THAT THING.
433
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,866
IT'S SCARIN' AWAY
ALL THE SPERM.
434
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:39,334
DRINK THIS.
435
00:17:39,401 --> 00:17:42,337
IT'LL ADD SOME WEIGHT
TO YOUR BERRIES.
436
00:17:42,404 --> 00:17:43,305
[GAGS] EWWW!
437
00:17:43,371 --> 00:17:46,675
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE
EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS.
438
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:47,676
[CHATTERS]
439
00:17:47,742 --> 00:17:48,643
THAT'S RIGHT, PAL.
440
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:49,544
YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE
SOME SHIT
441
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,613
THAT HASN'T EVEN BEEN
TESTED ON LAB RATS.
442
00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:56,618
HERE WE GO.
443
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:59,120
HEH HEH HEH.
444
00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:03,358
HELLO, ANGUSTINO.
I'M-A YOUR SPERM.
445
00:18:03,425 --> 00:18:04,726
WE HAD A GOOD-A
THING GOING,
446
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,628
BUT YOU STAB-A ME
IN THE BACK
447
00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:07,896
WHEN YOU
SMOKE-A THE DOPE.
448
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,866
I'M-A GO AWAY NOW.
CIAO, ANGUSTINO.
449
00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:14,336
UH! LET-A ME GO!
I HATE-A YOU GUTS!
450
00:18:14,402 --> 00:18:15,103
AAH!
451
00:18:14,402 --> 00:18:15,103
OH!
452
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,472
HA! YOU CAN NO CATCH ME,
ANGUSTINO.
453
00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:18,840
I'M-A TOO QUICK.
454
00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:21,309
I ALREADY IN-A
THE NORTH POLE.
455
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:25,413
I DON'T THINK THESE REFRIGERATED
SHORTS ARE COLD ENOUGH.
456
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,781
MY TONGUE
WON'T STICK TO THEM.
457
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:27,782
BECAUSE YOUR TONGUE'S
ALREADY DEAD,
458
00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:29,251
YOU DRIED-UP CORPSE.
459
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,418
I'M PUTTING ANGUS
IN THE FREEZER.
460
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,353
SPEED THINGS UP.
461
00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:37,259
I'LL DO IT, YOU STRETCHED-OUT
WALKING PENIS.
462
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,429
HEY, JAMES BOND.
463
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,331
I SPY A SEXY MAN.
464
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:44,666
[IMITATES JAMES BOND]
THANK YOU, MONEYPENNY.
465
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:48,169
AND THIS BIG AND TALL SHOP
HAS THE BEST PRICES IN TOWN.
466
00:18:48,236 --> 00:18:50,305
YOU'RE GONNA
FIT RIGHT IN.
467
00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:52,741
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE?
468
00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:54,276
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.
469
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,578
GOD, YOU'RE A NICE LADY.
470
00:18:56,645 --> 00:18:59,681
OH. OH! IT'S
THE BRIC-A-BRAC SHELF.
471
00:18:59,748 --> 00:19:02,450
THAT'S RI-IGHT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
472
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:06,688
DON'T GO WRECKING
MY HOUSE, YOU ANIMAL.
473
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,824
[GROANS]
474
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:12,761
[COUGHS]
475
00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:16,565
OH, MY.
476
00:19:16,631 --> 00:19:19,668
WELL, THIS WORKS, TOO.
477
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:21,570
AH.
478
00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:23,605
OH, BOY.
479
00:19:23,672 --> 00:19:25,607
HE'S DONE.
480
00:19:26,474 --> 00:19:27,609
GO BUST A NUT,
BUDDY.
481
00:19:27,676 --> 00:19:29,711
IT'S THE MOMENT
OF TRUTH.
482
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:33,582
WELL, IF THIS
DOESN'T WORK,
483
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:36,618
WE CAN ALWAYS SHOCK
THE SPERM OUT OF HIM.
484
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:39,788
SHI-I-I-I-IT!
485
00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:40,956
[GROANS]
486
00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:42,624
DID WE GET ANYTHING?!
487
00:19:42,691 --> 00:19:45,660
I--I--I WANT
TO GO TO SLEEP.
488
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:49,531
NAME?
489
00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:53,468
THE NAME'S JENKINS...
JOHNNY JENKINS.
490
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:54,769
NOT ON THE LIST.
491
00:19:54,836 --> 00:19:56,972
MILLER? FRED MILLER?
492
00:19:57,038 --> 00:19:57,772
HE'S A SOPHOMORE.
493
00:19:57,839 --> 00:20:02,010
NOW, GET LOST,
YOU PHONY FRED MILLER.
494
00:20:03,845 --> 00:20:05,880
WHAT WOULD
FRED MILLER DO
495
00:20:05,947 --> 00:20:08,016
IN A SITUATION
LIKE THIS?
496
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,619
WOW, THIS IS
REALLY GREAT.
497
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:11,786
A CONTRIVED SETTING
498
00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:13,722
COUPLED WITH
FORCED INTERACTION
499
00:20:13,788 --> 00:20:16,558
IS PERFECT FOR
MAKING LIFELONG FRIENDS.
500
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:20,028
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT TOPPINGS?
501
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,897
I'M FOR THEM.
LET'S BE FRIENDS.
502
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:23,865
OH, GOOD.
503
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,767
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
SPRINKLES?
504
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:30,372
SPRINKLES ARE A TOPPING,
YOU TREE-HUGGING BITCH.
505
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,673
P-P-P-PAULA!
506
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,643
JOHNNY! THERE'S
NO PLACE FOR NUDITY
507
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:35,577
AT AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL.
508
00:20:35,644 --> 00:20:39,014
[SHIVERING]
Y-YOU MEAN THERE'S
NO O-O-ORGY?
509
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,650
THE STUTTERING IDIOT'S HERE!
YAY!
510
00:20:41,716 --> 00:20:45,353
JOHNNY, I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY BOOKED YOU FOR THIS.
511
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,622
YOU'RE
THE STUTTERING IDIOT
512
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:48,857
EVERYONE'S BEEN
TALKING ABOUT?
513
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:52,527
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE ENTERTAINMENT HAS ARRIVED.
514
00:20:52,594 --> 00:20:53,662
I--I--
515
00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:55,764
AH, FUCK IT. SHARON!
516
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:56,865
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
517
00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,967
YOU SHOULDN'T
MAKE FUN OF OZZY.
518
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,502
IT'S UNCOOL.
519
00:21:00,568 --> 00:21:01,569
I--I--FU--
520
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,439
AH HA HA HA!
521
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,439
I CAME TO
RESCUE YOU.
522
00:21:04,506 --> 00:21:06,441
A BUNCH OF DIRTY STUFF
IS GONNA HAPPEN
523
00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:07,909
RIGHT AFTER THAT IDIOT
GETS OFFSTAGE.
524
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:11,680
JOHNNY, IF YOU WANTED TO COME
TO THE SOCIAL THIS BADLY,
525
00:21:11,746 --> 00:21:13,081
YOU SHOULD'VE
JUST ASKED ME.
526
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:17,519
THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
NOW, PULL UP YOUR PANTS.
527
00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:20,855
ANGUS, YOU'VE BEEN
IN THERE 3 MINUTES.
528
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:22,057
HURRY UP!
529
00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:22,757
[GRUNTS]
530
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:27,629
HMM. IT FEELS
A LITTLE LIGHT.
531
00:21:28,263 --> 00:21:32,434
HEY, CLAY, GO CRANK UP
THE SPARKINAMAT...TA...MA...
532
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,603
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
533
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,508
I GOT A FEELING
WE GOT NOTHIN'.
534
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,478
Clay: ANGUS,
YOU'VE GOT 3 SPERMS.
535
00:21:43,545 --> 00:21:44,813
YOU'RE A WINNER!
536
00:21:44,879 --> 00:21:47,449
[CHATTERS]
537
00:21:47,949 --> 00:21:50,985
I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
RIGHT DOWN TO THE BREEDER,
538
00:21:51,052 --> 00:21:53,121
AND GET THOSE BITCHES
PREGNANT
539
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,757
SO I CAN KILL THEIR BABIES.
540
00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:57,892
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
541
00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,461
AHH. HMM.
542
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,696
YOU'RE NOT KILLIN'
ANY BABIES, BABY.
543
00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:02,997
I'M FREEZIN' THESE BABIES.
544
00:22:03,064 --> 00:22:05,834
I'M GONNA BE A GRANDDAD
TO SOME FERRET BABIES.
545
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,770
UHH! WHAT ABOUT
MY STOLE?
546
00:22:08,837 --> 00:22:10,705
NOT MY PROBLEM.
547
00:22:10,772 --> 00:22:12,841
Grandma:
DAMN YOU, ZEEMAN.
548
00:22:12,907 --> 00:22:14,743
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
549
00:22:14,809 --> 00:22:17,445
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
550
00:22:17,512 --> 00:22:18,913
AH HA HA--
551
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,548
[COUGHS]
552
00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,851
Johnny: THANKS FOR
DRIVING ME HOME, PAULA.
553
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,486
SORRY I EMBARRASSED YOU.
554
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,521
JOHNNY,
IT WAS SWEET OF YOU
555
00:22:26,588 --> 00:22:28,590
TO BE SO CONCERNED
ABOUT ME,
556
00:22:28,656 --> 00:22:29,657
BUT I'M
A BIG GIRL NOW,
557
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:33,428
AND I CAN MAKE MY OWN
DECISIONS ABOUT ICE CREAM
558
00:22:33,495 --> 00:22:34,629
AND/OR ANAL SEX.
559
00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:36,498
I'M SORRY, PAULA.
I'M JUST AFRAID
560
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,768
YOU'RE GONNA GO OFF WITH ALL
YOUR NEW ANAL SEX FRIENDS
561
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,069
AND FORGET ALL ABOUT ME.
562
00:22:41,136 --> 00:22:42,537
THAT'S JUST SILLY.
563
00:22:42,604 --> 00:22:43,905
I WANT TO MAKE
NEW FRIENDS,
564
00:22:43,972 --> 00:22:46,674
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'LL REPLACE THE OLD ONES.
565
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,010
IT JUST MEANS I'LL HAVE
LESS TIME FOR THEM.
566
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,745
SO YOU MEAN
WE'LL STILL BE FRIENDS,
567
00:22:50,812 --> 00:22:51,946
EVEN THOUGH
I ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT?
568
00:22:52,013 --> 00:22:55,617
[LAUGHS] JOHNNY,
THE ONLY REASON I LIKE YOU
569
00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:58,186
IS BECAUSE YOU ACT
LIKE AN IDIOT.
570
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,688
YOU'RE A BIG
FUCKING IDIOT,
571
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,157
AND I THINK
IT'S HYSTERICAL.
572
00:23:02,223 --> 00:23:04,826
YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE
CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF.
573
00:23:04,893 --> 00:23:06,094
OK, I'LL TRY.
574
00:23:06,161 --> 00:23:07,128
REMEMBER, JOHNNY--
575
00:23:07,195 --> 00:23:09,697
AS LONG AS YOU LIVE
NEXT DOOR TO ME,
576
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,667
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
MY NEIGHBOR.
577
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:21,509
KARMA MY ASS!
578
00:23:21,576 --> 00:23:23,044
I GOT ME A STOLE,
579
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,447
AND I'M AS BAD
AS I WANNA BE.
580
00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:27,749
HEH HEH HEH!
581
00:23:27,816 --> 00:23:29,651
YIPEE. OH, YEAH.
582
00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:31,586
MAMA, I'M COLD.
583
00:23:31,653 --> 00:23:34,189
Grandma:
♪ A-CHARLESTON, CHARLESTON ♪
584
00:23:34,255 --> 00:23:37,125
♪ OH, GOD,
THAT NIGHT IN CHARLESTON ♪
585
00:23:37,192 --> 00:23:38,927
♪ I AM SO HOT ♪
586
00:23:38,993 --> 00:23:40,995
♪ LOOK AT ME, BOYS... ♪