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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
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I THINK I'LL GO OUT
FOR A SKIP.
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WANNA COME WITH ME,
GRANDMA?
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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[COUGHS]
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EWW. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
SMOKING, GRANDMA?
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UM...I DON'T KNOW.
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LET ME THINK.
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[CRIES]
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JEEPERS, GRANDMA.
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THAT SEEMS LIKE
A LONG TIME TO BE SMOKING.
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SHOULDN'T YOU STOP?
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I'VE HEARD
IT ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU.
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YEAH? WELL, NEITHER IS PISSING
OFF OLD ANGRY LADIES, KID.
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NO FOOLING. I'M WORRIED.
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I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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YOU IDIOT.
SHE'S GONNA OUTLIVE EVERYBODY.
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SHE'S FROM HELL.
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SHE'S NOT FROM HELL!
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO QUASH MY FEAR.
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AWW.
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YOU REALLY DO CARE
ABOUT ME, DON'T YOU?
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UH-HUH.
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WELL, IF MY FUCKING SMOKING
BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH,
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THERE'S THE DOOR!
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AND DON'T LET IT HIT YOU
IN THE ASS!
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WHAT IF I DID MOVE OUT?
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YOU COULD FINALLY MOVE
INTO MY ROOM
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LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED.
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UH...KEEP TALKING.
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I'LL MOVE OUT AND GET MY OWN
PLACE IF YOU GIVE UP SMOKING.
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DEAL!
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[LAUGHS]
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PIECE OF CAKE.
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EAT THE REST OF THESE,
DOUGIE.
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THIS IS PERFECT TIMING.
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IT'S RUSH WEEK AT SCHOOL,
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AND I WANT TO JOIN
A FRATERNITY ANYWAY.
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WHAT FRATERNITY IS THAT?
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PHI BETA MORON?
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HEY, CLAY,
GLAD YOU STOPPED BY.
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YOU KNOW,
I WAS WONDERING,
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW
ABOUT YODELING?
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I KNOW EVERYTHING I'VE EVER
WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT YODELING.
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NOTHING.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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THERE'S A YODELER WHO'S
A CROSS-OVER ARTIST.
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IF YOU INVEST,
WE'LL BE AT THE FOREFRONT
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OF THE POP YODELING BOOM
IN THIS COUNTRY.
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♪ YO-DE-LAY-HEE-- ♪
NO.
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[GURGLES]
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LET'S GO, JOHNNY.
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ALL RIGHT, FORGET THAT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S STUPID.
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BUT HEAR ME OUT
ON THIS ONE:
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LOW-INCOME IGLOOS
FOR THE INNER CITIES.
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THINK ABOUT THAT!
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NO. I'M NOT GONNA
THINK ABOUT THAT.
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IN FACT, I'VE ALREADY
FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU SAID.
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HOW ABOUT A COMBINATION
COLONIC/SOFT-SERVE YOGURT SHOP?
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NO!
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REUSABLE CONDOMS!
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NO!
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REUSABLE CONDOMS!
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NO!
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ROBOT ASSASSINS.
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FUCK NO!
I'M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN.
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THAT'S OK,
'CAUSE I'M MOVING OUT
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AS SOON AS
I JOIN A FRATERNITY.
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FRATERNITY, HUH?
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YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA
MAKE YOU DRINK PEE.
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[LAUGHS]
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NO. THEY DON'T
DO THAT ANYMORE.
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THEY'RE JUST GONNA
SPANK US WITH PADDLES
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AND MAKE US ROLL AROUND IN DOG
DOO AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
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I GOT MY PISS CUP!
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I GOT MY PISS CUP!
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WHOOPEE!
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[MOCKING]
THEY DON'T DO THAT
ANYMORE.
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WELL,
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
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OMAR,
WHERE'S YOUR PADDLE?
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HERE IT IS.
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OW!
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[MUMBLING]
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UNH!
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OOH! OW!
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[GRUNTS]
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AH! JESUS, MARY,
AND JOSEPH!
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HE'S LIKE
A BAD CASE OF HERPES.
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[GROANS]
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[SQUEALS]
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HEY, CLAY,
NOW THAT I HAVE YOU ALONE,
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I CAN TELL YOU
MY REAL BUSINESS IDEA.
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I--I DIDN'T WANT
THOSE PARASITES TO HEAR IT.
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DO YOU MEAN YOUR SON
AND YOUR MOTHER?
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EXACTLY.
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IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY
OF A LIFETIME.
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IT'S A BAR FOR TALL PEOPLE,
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AND IT'S CALLED "TALLS."
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HMM.
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YOU MEAN A PLACE
WHERE I WOULDN'T BE
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THE TALLEST PERSON
IN THE ROOM?
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HELL, YOU'LL BE
ON THE SHORT SIDE.
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SHORT SIDE.
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MR. ZEEMAN, CAN YOU COME TO THE
BOARD TO WORK OUT THIS PROBLEM?
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STOP CLOWNING AROUND,
MR. GIRAFFE.
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[STUDENTS LAUGH]
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LOOK OUT, CLASS!
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HE'S HAVING
ANOTHER GROWTH SPURT!
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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[STUDENTS SCREAM]
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I'M THE TALLEST KID EVER.
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[SNIFFS]
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SURE, OLD MAN.
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I'LL MAKE YOUR BAR
FOR TALL PEOPLE.
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PUT 'ER THERE, PARTNER.
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DON'T TOUCH ME,
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AND DON'T CALL ME
"PARTNER."
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AND QUIT FUCKIN'
LOOKING' AT ME.
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA
SPANK US WITH THOSE PADDLES,
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NOT SHOVE 'EM UP OUR HEINIES.
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IF I'D KNOWN THAT,
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I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
A SMALLER, ROUNDER ONE.
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OH, WELL.
LIVE AND LEARN.
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I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE BETTER LUCK
AT THE NEXT 20 HOUSES.
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STOP, DROP, AND ROLL,
JOHNNY!
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I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
GET HAZED, NOT BLAZED.
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET HAZED
AFTER WE PLEDGE.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK THESE
FRATERNITIES MIGHT NOT WANT US.
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BY GUM, YOU MAY BE RIGHT!
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WELL, WE TRIED.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO FACE YOUR GRANDMA,
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YOU CAN LIVE AT MY HOUSE
IN MY GRANDMA'S ROOM.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
SHE'S DEAD.
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SHE DIED
FROM SMOKING TOO MUCH.
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BUT WE HAD HER STUFFED,
AND WE KEEP HER IN BED.
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YOU CAN SLEEP WITH HER.
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THAT'S GENEROUS,
OMAR--
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OR YOU CAN STAY
WITH MY SISTER.
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SHE'S POSSESSED
BY THE DEVIL.
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SHE'S STRAPPED TO THE BED,
BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.
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JUST DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
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SHE LIES! SHE TRIES
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!
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NO! WE CAN'T GIVE UP
SO EASILY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S CALL A PRIEST.
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NO!
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LET'S MAKE OUR OWN
FRATERNITY.
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GREAT, BUT WILL WE HAVE TO TELL
PEOPLE TO DRINK THEIR OWN PEE?
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I THINK THAT'S
A TERRIFIC IDEA, OMAR,
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BUT FIRST,
WE GOTTA FIND A PLACE TO LIVE.
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OOH, HOW ABOUT MY HOUSE?
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DID I TELL YOU
MY COUSIN'S A CYCLOPS?
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UM, WHAT DID I DO
WITH MY SPIT CUP?
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OH, WELL.
I'LL JUST MAKE DO.
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OH, HI, PAULA.
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[HACKING]
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HI, MRS. JENKINS.
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I WAS WONDERING IF I
COULD BORROW A CIGARETTE?
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SINCE WHEN DO TREE-HUGGIN'
BITCHES SMOKE?
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WELL, ME AN CHIP
WERE DOING THE HUMPTY DUMP,
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AND WE WANTED
TO HAVE A CIGARETTE
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LIKE THEY DO IN THE MOVIES.
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YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK, KID.
I JUST QUIT.
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THAT'S GREAT,
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BUT ISN'T CHEWING TOBACCO
BASICALLY THE SAME THING?
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YEAH.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT, SLUT?
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MY POINT IS:
I KNOW QUITTING IS VERY HARD,
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BUT IT'S EASIER
WITH A FRIEND.
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I'LL HANG OUT WITH YOU
UNTIL YOU GET THE HANG OF IT.
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OH, WHY DON'T WE DO
A 3-WAY WITH CHIP?
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THAT'LL TAKE
MY MIND OFF IT.
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NOW, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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WE NEED TO TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF SMOKING,
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UH, BUT CHIP AND I STOPPED DOING
3-WAYS THIS MORNING.
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MY LIFE SUCKS.
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OK, HERE WE ARE, GUYS.
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ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN US
AND THE OPENING OF TALLS
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IS A LOT OF HARD LABOR.
I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU,
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BUT MY BACK INJURY
BOUGHT THIS PLACE.
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AAH!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROWLS]
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WELL WE DID IT, GUYS.
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WELCOME, MY TALL BROTHER.
YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
SHORTY?
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IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
188
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BUT--
189
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BUT NOTHING.
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WHY DON'T YOU
WALK OUT OF HERE
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ON THOSE STUBBY
LITTLE LEGS OF YOURS.
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YOU'RE A SIZEIST!
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YOU CAN'T DISCRIMINATE
AGAINST ME BECAUSE I'M SHORT!
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THE HELL I CAN'T.
IT'S PAYBACK TIME, STUMPY.
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AAH!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE DARIUS IS
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GETTING ANOTHER
SEX CHANGE OPERATION.
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THAT MAKES 3.
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IT'S NOT CALLED
ALL MY PROBLEMS FOR NOTHING.
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SHIT.
I WISH I HAD A DICK.
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SEE?
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YOU'RE NOT THINKING
ABOUT SMOKING ANYMORE.
203
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THIS IS WORKING.
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LIKE HELL IT IS!
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THIS SHOW IS
SO DEPRESSING
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I'M GONNA GO OUT AND GET
CIGARETTES RIGHT NOW.
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00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:49,098
AND THE SOONER
I START SMOKING AGAIN,
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THE SOONER I DIE.
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OH, YOU'RE
SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.
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LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE IS ON.
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THIS PENDANT IS 100% PLATINAR
WITH CRIAMOND HIGHLIGHTS.
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00:10:00,109 --> 00:10:02,344
WE'RE NOT SELLING IT
FOR $20.
213
00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:05,781
WE'RE NOT SELLING IT
FOR $19.
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00:10:05,848 --> 00:10:09,718
NOT 18.50. NOT 17.95.
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00:10:09,785 --> 00:10:13,422
THIS PLATINAR PENDANT
WITH CRIAMOND HIGHLIGHTS
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00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:16,158
CAN BE YOURS FOR 37.50.
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CALL NOW, AND WE'LL THROW IN
THESE MATCHING GOPAL EARRINGS.
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00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,664
I CAN'T PASS THIS UP.
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BESIDES,
I DESERVE A TREAT.
220
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MRS. JENKINS, THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS GOPAL AND PLATINAR.
221
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,874
THEY'RE TRYING TO SCAM YOU.
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IT'S ALL SHIT.
223
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:35,377
HEY, WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE
PUTTIN' DOWN GOPALS?
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NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD
ZIRCONIUM, CRACKER.
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LOOK!
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GREEK LETTERS!
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00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:49,858
THIS MUST BE
AN OLD FRATERNITY HOUSE
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THAT'S GONE
OUT OF BUSINESS.
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THIS PLACE IS PERFECT!
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00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:01,703
Johnny: I CAN'T BELIEVE
NOBODY'S CLAIMED IT YET.
231
00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:04,840
HEY, WE GOT A COUCH.
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00:11:04,907 --> 00:11:05,507
COOL!
233
00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:09,878
LET THE FRATERNITIZING BEGIN!
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00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:11,747
YOU WANNA HAZE
EACH OTHER?
235
00:11:11,814 --> 00:11:13,215
OK!
236
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:18,454
WELL, THAT WAS FUN,
BUT I THINK WE NEED MORE PEOPLE.
237
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,191
THAT'S RIGHT. "FRATERNITY" COMES
FROM THE GREEK WORD "BULLY."
238
00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:24,293
THAT DESCRIBES US
PERFECTLY.
239
00:11:24,359 --> 00:11:29,231
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS COME UP
WITH A NAME USING GREEK LETTERS.
240
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,100
I GOT IT!
241
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,902
KAPPA ZETA JONES!
242
00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:34,770
PERFECT!
243
00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:37,739
THIS IS GREAT, ANGUS.
244
00:11:37,806 --> 00:11:39,875
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
MY OWN BAR.
245
00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:41,343
[CHIRPS]
246
00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:46,115
USE A GLASS,
YOU FUCKING PIG.
247
00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:50,786
AAH!
248
00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:51,553
[SQUEALS]
249
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,922
SO IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING, DOLL-FACE,
250
00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:54,857
I'M THE OWNER.
251
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:55,757
AND I'M HIS PARTNER.
252
00:11:55,824 --> 00:11:57,526
BOY, THOSE TITTIES ARE
HIGH OFF THE GROUND.
253
00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,962
WHO ASKED YOU
TO TALK ABOUT MY TITTIES?!
254
00:12:00,028 --> 00:12:01,163
OK, LET'S TAKE A WALK,
MR. JENKINS.
255
00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:04,466
I NEED TO DISCUSS AN IMPORTANT
BUSINESS MATTER WITH YOU.
256
00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,834
AN IMPORTANT MATTER!
257
00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:08,237
SO THIS IS
WHERE YOU'LL BE FROM NOW ON.
258
00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,271
WHAT?
IN THE BATHROOM?
259
00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:12,474
YEAH. IT'S REALLY
THE COMMAND CENTER OF THE CLUB,
260
00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:14,109
AND YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF IT.
261
00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,010
REALLY?
262
00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,010
YEAH.
263
00:12:15,077 --> 00:12:17,513
DAMN IT! I WISH
I'D GIVEN MYSELF THIS JOB.
264
00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:19,548
HEY, COULD WE
SWITCH POSITIONS?
265
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:20,816
NO WAY, SUCKER.
266
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:23,185
OK, WELL,
I'LL GO BACK OUTSIDE
267
00:12:23,252 --> 00:12:25,120
AND MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING'S OK THEN.
268
00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:25,954
YEAH, GO DO THAT.
269
00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:28,223
YOU LEAVE
THE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ME.
270
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:32,561
[SIGHS] I CAN'T BELIEVE
I MADE IT THIS FAR.
271
00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:37,199
HEY, YOU WANT TO JOIN
A COOL FRATERNITY
272
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:38,567
WITH LOTS
OF AWESOME DUDES?
273
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:41,136
WOULD I HAVE TO ENROLL
IN COLLEGE?
274
00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:42,504
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
275
00:12:42,571 --> 00:12:44,573
WAIT, OMAR.
I THINK HE WOULD.
276
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,876
WHY? ALL THAT PAPERWORK
IS SUCH A HASSLE.
277
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:50,179
PLUS, SCHOOL'S
NOT FOR EVERYONE.
278
00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,214
YOU SHOULD TAKE
SOME TIME OFF AND TRAVEL.
279
00:12:52,281 --> 00:12:55,350
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO SEE STONEHENGE.
280
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,486
[WHISTLES]
281
00:13:00,522 --> 00:13:04,993
OMAR, WE CAN ONLY RECRUIT
PEOPLE WHO GO TO CCC.
282
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,261
YOU GET THAT, RIGHT?
283
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,197
OH, I GET IT. OK.
284
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:10,999
HERE COMES SOMEONE.
285
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:13,502
MISS, DO YOU GO
TO THIS SCHOOL?
286
00:13:13,569 --> 00:13:16,238
YES, OMAR.
I'M IN ALL YOUR CLASSES.
287
00:13:16,305 --> 00:13:17,406
OMAR, THIS ISN'T--
288
00:13:17,472 --> 00:13:19,041
JOHNNY, I'LL HANDLE THIS.
289
00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:23,078
I'LL NEVER LEARN ANYTHING IF
YOU HOLD MY HAND ALL THE TIME.
290
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:24,880
YOU'RE RIGHT.
291
00:13:24,947 --> 00:13:26,448
DO YOU WANNA JOIN
OUR FRATERNITY?
292
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:30,619
UM, I'M ALREADY IN THE SORORITY
RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.
293
00:13:32,454 --> 00:13:34,289
THAT LOOKS FUN.
294
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,324
CAN I JOIN?
295
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:38,293
OMAR, SORORITIES
ARE FOR GIRLS.
296
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,896
FRATERNITIES ARE
FOR BOYS.
297
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:43,165
I'M SORRY MY FRIEND
IS CUCKOO.
298
00:13:43,232 --> 00:13:45,033
SO YOU WANNA
GO PICK BERRIES?
299
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:49,004
I'M SORRY. I'M GETTING MARRIED
THIS AFTERNOON.
300
00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:52,407
DARN IT.
SHE WAS THE ONE.
301
00:13:52,474 --> 00:13:54,209
I'LL PICK BERRIES
WITH YOU.
302
00:13:54,276 --> 00:13:55,077
OH, GROW UP, JOHNNY.
303
00:13:55,143 --> 00:13:57,446
WE'RE TRYING TO START
A FRATERNITY HERE,
304
00:13:57,512 --> 00:14:00,048
NOT A FARMERS MARKET.
305
00:14:00,282 --> 00:14:02,317
HURRY UP IN THERE.
YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK.
306
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,352
LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING,
307
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:05,454
IF YOU COULD JUST HAND ME
A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER,
308
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,388
I COULD GET OUT OF HERE.
309
00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:09,091
WHY? YOU WANNA STUFF
YOUR BRASSIERE WITH IT?
310
00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:11,994
NO. I'D LIKE TO GET
THIS SHIT OFF MY ASS
311
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,295
SO I CAN GO OUT AND DANCE!
312
00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:15,063
WELL,
HERE'S 5 SHEETS.
313
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,299
SEE HOW FAR
THAT GETS YOU.
314
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:20,002
[ALARM BLARES]
315
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:20,002
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
316
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,405
BACK AWAY FROM THE STALL
WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
317
00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:25,040
BUT I HAVEN'T FLUSHED YET!
318
00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:26,141
EXACTLY.
319
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,210
YOU THINK YOU CAN WASTE
TOILET WATER ON MY WATCH?
320
00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:29,077
THINK AGAIN.
321
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,345
YOU'RE DRUNK ON POWER!
322
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,081
I'M FLUSHING.
323
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:34,616
[MUFFLED YELLS]
324
00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:37,252
AND STAY OUT! HA!
325
00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:39,054
IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY
DOING THE RIGHT THING,
326
00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:42,357
BUT WHEREVER THERE IS INJUSTICE
IN THIS BATHROOM,
327
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,026
I WILL SNIFF IT OUT.
328
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:44,693
[SNIFFS]
329
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,030
JESUS, THAT REEKS.
330
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,232
[MOANS]
331
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:52,200
[GRUNTS]
332
00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:55,971
[SLURPS]
333
00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:57,272
[HONKING NOISE]
334
00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:58,974
[GROWLS]
335
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:04,379
[CHEERS]
336
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,115
PUT ON YOUR
THINKING CAP, OMAR.
337
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,518
WE'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY
TO GET SOME OTHER MEMBERS.
338
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:12,688
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT WE'VE GOT TO WORK WITH.
339
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:17,225
THERE'S US, THE HOUSE,
THIS KEG...
340
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,293
THAT'S IT, OMAR!
341
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,728
THIS KEG
MUST BE LEFT OVER
342
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,164
FROM THE LAST FRATERNITY
TO LIVE HERE.
343
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:23,465
WE'LL THROW A KEG PARTY!
344
00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:25,400
YEAH! KEGGER!
345
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,402
THAT'LL DEFINITELY
GET PEOPLE TO JOIN.
346
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,671
AND I GET
TO INVITE PAULA.
347
00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:31,573
SHE'LL BE
SO IMPRESSED.
348
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,574
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
349
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,278
YOU'LL BE BUYING FOOD
FOR YOURSELF AND CLOTHES.
350
00:15:36,345 --> 00:15:39,281
TV Salesman:
AND THIS LOVELY TREADMILL
CAN BE YOURS
351
00:15:39,348 --> 00:15:43,352
FOR JUST 5 EASY PAYMENTS
OF $227.34.
352
00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:45,287
227 BUCKS!
353
00:15:45,354 --> 00:15:47,422
HUH! WHAT A STEAL!
354
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,326
OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU BOUGHT THIS!
355
00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:53,762
WHAT DID THIS PIG
EVER DO TO YOU?!
356
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,163
IT WAS ON SALE.
357
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,733
HEY, STANLEY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT'S ME AGAIN.
358
00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,568
LET ME GET
THE TREADMILL THIS TIME.
359
00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:02,304
IT COMES
WITH A SOUP POT?
360
00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:04,506
WONDERFUL!
361
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,174
WHAT THE HELL?!
362
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,609
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU MISS SMOKING,
363
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:12,314
BUT YOU CAN'T FILL THE VOID
WITH ALL THESE THINGS.
364
00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:14,282
WHO ASKED
FOR YOUR HELP ANYWAY?
365
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,118
I'M COPING
THE BEST WAY I CAN!
366
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,453
AND IF BUYING SHIT
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER,
367
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,187
THEN IT--AAH!
368
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:22,657
DON'T FUCK WITH ME,
YOU OLD COW!
369
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,360
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO THROUGH THIS ALONE!
370
00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:29,331
I PUT ON A TOUGH EXTERIOR,
BUT DEEP, DEEP DOWN,
371
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:31,600
I-I'M JUST
A SCARED LITTLE GIRL.
372
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,202
IT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND.
373
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,771
TWIST THEM HARDER.
374
00:16:35,837 --> 00:16:37,506
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
375
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:40,275
[MOANS]
376
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:41,643
[PAGER BEEPS]
377
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:45,113
OH, JOHNNY'S FRATERNITY
IS HAVING A KEGGER.
378
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:46,748
I BETTER GO SHAVE.
379
00:16:46,815 --> 00:16:49,184
SEE YOU, MRS. JENKINS.
380
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,253
UH, SORRY WE GOT
CUT OFF, STANLEY.
381
00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:53,221
BUT ABOUT
THIS TREADMILL--
382
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,623
I WAS THINKING...
383
00:16:54,689 --> 00:16:56,758
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HEY.
384
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:58,427
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
385
00:16:58,493 --> 00:17:00,595
I'M TRYING TO USE
THE FACILITIES.
386
00:17:00,662 --> 00:17:02,597
WELL, NOT IN THIS STALL
YOU'RE NOT.
387
00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:04,433
THAT'S THE V.I.P. STALL.
388
00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:06,668
UNLESS YOU'RE ON THE LIST.
389
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,837
WHAT LIST?
390
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,837
THE ONE IN MY HEAD.
391
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,138
NOW, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
392
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:11,173
GARY LEVIGNE.
393
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,442
HMM. NOPE. NOT ON THE LIST.
394
00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:14,543
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
395
00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:16,244
RIGHT THIS WAY
MR. GOLDBLUM.
396
00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:17,813
YOUR STALL IS READY FOR YOU.
397
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,248
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
398
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:21,550
WELL, MAYBE I COULD ARRANGE
399
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:22,784
FOR ONE OF THE STALLS
TO OPEN UP,
400
00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:24,352
BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU.
401
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,420
TAKE WHAT YOU NEED.
402
00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:26,254
I JUST GOTTA GO.
403
00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,523
YOU GOT 5 SECONDS
TO GET OUT OF THERE!
404
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,357
BUT I'M NOT FINISHED.
405
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,460
YEAH, YOU ARE.
I'M RUNNING THINGS HERE.
406
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:33,528
Man: HEY, YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME.
407
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,197
HERE YOU ARE, SIR.
408
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,031
SORRY, BUDDY.
409
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,600
[MOANS]
410
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,600
ANOTHER
SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
411
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:42,604
WOW. I CAN SEE JEFF GOLDBLUM
TAKING A SHIT.
412
00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:44,105
HERE YOU GO.
413
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,173
AAH! IT BURNS!
414
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,209
LOOK, YOU CAN CRAWL AROUND
ON THE FLOOR IF YOU WANT,
415
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,412
BUT I GOTTA HOSE YOU OFF
BEFORE I LET YOU BACK OUT THERE.
416
00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:51,713
YOU THREW ME
ON THE GROUND!
417
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,281
Douglas: SHUT UP, GERMY.
418
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,749
HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT,
STANLEY.
419
00:17:54,816 --> 00:17:57,352
THIS TREADMILL
RUNS LIKE A DREAM.
420
00:17:57,419 --> 00:18:01,189
NOW, WHEN CAN I EXPECT
THAT INDUSTRIAL FREEZER?
421
00:18:01,256 --> 00:18:02,824
OH, ALL RIGHT.
CALL ME BACK.
422
00:18:02,891 --> 00:18:07,829
GOD, I HAVEN'T FELT
THIS YOUNG IN YEARS.
423
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,535
NOW FOR DESSERT.
424
00:18:17,439 --> 00:18:20,575
KIND OF A WINDY DAY.
425
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,343
OH, YEAH.
426
00:18:21,409 --> 00:18:24,579
OH, GOD. GOD,
THIS FEELS SO GOOD.
427
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:28,383
IT'S LIKE LAYING
ON A GIANT TONGUE.
428
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,919
[ANGUS GRUNTS]
429
00:18:35,524 --> 00:18:37,192
[CHIRPS]
430
00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:38,293
EEK!
431
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,295
[SNIFFS]
432
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,334
Douglas: HOW ABOUT
A COMBINATION
433
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,703
COLONIC/SOFT-SERVE
YOGURT SHOP?
434
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:49,938
Clay: NO.
435
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,773
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE
LITTLE PADS OF PAPER
436
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,208
WITH A STICKY PART
ON THE BACK,
437
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,609
AND THEN YOU CAN
WRITE YOUR IDEAS ON THEM
438
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,211
AND STICK THEM
TO SOMETHING.
439
00:18:56,278 --> 00:18:57,746
NO.
440
00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:05,220
COME ON.
LET'S JUST EAT THIS THING.
441
00:19:05,287 --> 00:19:06,488
OK, WE'LL START
A COMPANY
442
00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:07,889
WHERE WE DELIVER
PEOPLE'S PACKAGES
443
00:19:07,956 --> 00:19:10,392
THAT THEY WANT TO SEND
FROM ONE TOWN TO ANOTHER,
444
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:12,561
AND WE'D BE LIKE
A PARCEL SERVICE.
445
00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:13,962
SHUT UP!
I'M HUNGRY. GIMME THAT!
446
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,864
HOW ABOUT A BAR
FOR TALL PEOPLE?
447
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:19,267
HEY, NOW,
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
448
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:20,502
[GROWLS]
449
00:19:20,569 --> 00:19:23,505
AAH!
450
00:19:20,569 --> 00:19:23,505
AAH!
451
00:19:29,945 --> 00:19:32,380
THAT'S RIGHT.
452
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:33,515
I HAVE A PENIS.
453
00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:37,452
SUCK IT!
SUCK MY DICK!
454
00:19:39,588 --> 00:19:41,323
[SIGHS]
455
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,728
THIS PARTY ROCKS.
456
00:19:46,795 --> 00:19:50,599
CAN I GET YOU
A REFILL, BRO?
457
00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:51,466
YOU KNOW IT.
458
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:54,569
I'LL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE,
JENKINS.
459
00:19:55,337 --> 00:19:58,306
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
460
00:19:58,373 --> 00:19:59,174
AHH.
461
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,477
I CAN'T BELIEVE
EVERYONE'S MISSING THIS.
462
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:04,779
[GASPS]
THERE'S SOMEONE NOW.
463
00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:06,548
GET THE PADDLES!
464
00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:10,452
HEY, JOHNNY.
465
00:20:10,518 --> 00:20:11,486
HI, PAULA.
466
00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:13,388
GLAD YOU COULD
MAKE IT.
467
00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:14,389
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
468
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:17,726
OW!
469
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:17,726
FRATERNITY!
470
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:18,827
PAULA,
ARE YOU OK?
471
00:20:18,893 --> 00:20:21,696
YEAH. CAN I HAVE A SIP
OF YOUR BEER?
472
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,732
SURE.
473
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:26,701
AHA! FRATERNITY!
474
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,371
GOSH, YOU'RE
A LOT OF FUN, PAULA.
475
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,506
I KNOW.
476
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,341
DO YOU WANNA DANCE?
477
00:20:33,408 --> 00:20:34,776
SURE.
478
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:40,915
Omar: FRATERNITY!
MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE!
479
00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:44,552
AHA! GOTCHA!
480
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,521
WHY THE HELL
DID YOU DO THAT?
481
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:49,024
IT'S A SOUVENIR OF YOUR TRIP
TO THE TALLS BATHROOM.
482
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,726
YOU CAN PUT IT IN A SCRAPBOOK,
GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILDREN,
483
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:52,527
OR DESTROY IT.
484
00:20:52,594 --> 00:20:54,829
EITHER WAY IT'S GONNA
COST YOU $20.
485
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,331
I'M NOT PAYING
FOR THAT.
486
00:20:56,398 --> 00:20:58,033
WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE IT
BLOWN UP, THEN,
487
00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,668
AND PUT IT ON A BILLBOARD.
488
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:00,735
THIS IS BLACKMAIL!
489
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,938
AH, YOU KNEW THIS COULD HAPPEN
WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE.
490
00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:05,607
NOW PAY UP.
491
00:21:05,674 --> 00:21:06,374
UH-HUH.
492
00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,843
AH, THERE'S ONE BORN
EVERY MINUTE.
493
00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:12,781
EXCUSE ME, ISN'T THIS YOUR
SECOND VISIT TO THE BATHROOM?
494
00:21:12,847 --> 00:21:13,848
YEAH. SO WHAT?
495
00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:15,016
I SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
496
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,818
YOU'RE AFTER MY JOB!
497
00:21:16,885 --> 00:21:17,719
WHAT?!
498
00:21:17,786 --> 00:21:18,586
YOU'RE OPENING UP
A BATHROOM ACROSS TOWN?
499
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,356
YOU'RE IN HERE TRYING
TO STEAL MY IDEAS!
500
00:21:21,423 --> 00:21:23,358
IS THERE A HIDDEN CAMERA
IN HERE?
501
00:21:23,425 --> 00:21:24,526
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
502
00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:25,427
YOU HAVE A RÉSUMÉ?
503
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,095
THE LADIES ROOM NEEDS
A MANAGER, YOU KNOW.
504
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,431
YOU EVER HEARD OF
THE TERM "WET BRAIN?"
505
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,599
THERE'S NO NEED
TO SUCK UP TO ME.
506
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,567
I OFFERED YOU
THE JOB.
507
00:21:32,634 --> 00:21:35,470
FORGET THE JOB.
I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT!
508
00:21:35,537 --> 00:21:36,771
AHH!
509
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,640
SWEET RELIEF.
510
00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:39,607
WHAT THE--
511
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,042
JESUS!
512
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,042
HA HA! TAKE THAT!
513
00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:42,077
[GRUNTS]
514
00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:43,912
I'M GONNA REPORT THIS!
515
00:21:43,978 --> 00:21:46,815
TO WHO?
I'M THE BOSS.
516
00:21:47,382 --> 00:21:50,952
MR. JENKINS, EVERYONE'S
COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU.
517
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,420
AH, THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.
518
00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:53,755
I GIVE YOU
ONE SIMPLE JOB,
519
00:21:53,822 --> 00:21:55,724
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN
DO THAT RIGHT.
520
00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:56,725
WELL, IF IT'S SO EASY,
521
00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:58,059
WHY DON'T YOU HANDLE
THE BATHROOM?
522
00:21:58,126 --> 00:21:59,494
BECAUSE IT'S NOT
A REAL JOB!
523
00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:00,895
IT'S JUST A PLACE
TO STICK YOU
524
00:22:00,962 --> 00:22:01,930
SO YOU DON'T
EMBARRASS ME.
525
00:22:01,996 --> 00:22:04,132
WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK,
DID IT?
526
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:04,966
YOU GOT ME THERE.
527
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,935
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
FIRE YOU INSTEAD.
528
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:09,437
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
WE'RE PARTNERS.
529
00:22:09,504 --> 00:22:11,473
SECURITY!
530
00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:15,076
UNH!
531
00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:16,478
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
532
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,146
I AM TALLS!
533
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,647
I HAD A GREAT TIME,
JOHNNY,
534
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,517
BUT I HAVE A LOT OF OTHER
PARTIES TO GO TO TONIGHT.
535
00:22:22,584 --> 00:22:25,820
THANKS FOR COMING.
WE'LL ROCK ON WITHOUT YOU.
536
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:29,390
I'M SURE PEOPLE
WILL SHOW UP SOON.
537
00:22:31,159 --> 00:22:33,628
OMAR, WE HAVE TO
FACE FACTS.
538
00:22:33,695 --> 00:22:36,598
NO ONE IS COMING TO
OUR FRATERNITY BASH.
539
00:22:36,664 --> 00:22:37,932
[SIGHS]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
540
00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:39,534
I GUESS THERE'S
NOTHING LEFT TO DO
541
00:22:39,601 --> 00:22:42,737
BUT HAND OUT THE FLYERS FOR
THE PARTY AND CALL IT A NIGHT.
542
00:22:42,804 --> 00:22:45,573
YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T
HAND OUT THE FLYERS?
543
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,808
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
544
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:51,045
HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE
CUT OUT FOR FRATERNITY LIFE.
545
00:22:51,112 --> 00:22:52,046
BUT, IN A WAY,
546
00:22:52,113 --> 00:22:54,716
ISN'T LIFE
ONE BIG FRATERNITY--
547
00:22:54,783 --> 00:22:56,451
ALL OF US BROTHERS?
548
00:22:56,518 --> 00:22:57,852
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL,
OMAR.
549
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:58,853
THANK YOU.
550
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,990
IT CAME TO ME WHEN I WAS
MAKING OUT WITH MY HAND.
551
00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:04,592
I GUESS I HAD
A FRATERNITY ALL ALONG,
552
00:23:04,659 --> 00:23:08,029
WITH CLAY AND ANGUS
AND GRANDMA AND DAD.
553
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,564
DON'T WORRY, JOHNNY,
554
00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:10,832
I'M SURE THEY'LL
TAKE YOU BACK
555
00:23:10,899 --> 00:23:12,867
IF YOU LET THEM
HAZE YOU ENOUGH.
556
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,002
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
557
00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,170
THE ONLY PROBLEMO
558
00:23:15,236 --> 00:23:18,540
IS THAT MY POOR OLD GRAN
IS GONNA START SMOKING AGAIN.
559
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,108
SURE, BUT YOU HAVE
TO REMEMBER,
560
00:23:20,175 --> 00:23:21,743
WHEN SHE STARTED SMOKING
561
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:24,145
IT WASN'T AS BAD FOR YOU
AS IT IS TODAY.
562
00:23:24,212 --> 00:23:26,681
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY, OMAR. THANKS.
563
00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:28,583
I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW.
564
00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:29,751
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
565
00:23:29,818 --> 00:23:31,686
DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL TAKE YOU BACK?
566
00:23:31,753 --> 00:23:32,654
YES, OF COURSE.
567
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,689
MY DAD NEEDS ME TO HELP
CLEAN THE BELL TOWER.
568
00:23:34,756 --> 00:23:38,092
WELL, HERE'S TO
GOING BACK HOME.
569
00:23:38,526 --> 00:23:41,196
I'M GONNA MISS
THIS TAIL, THOUGH.
570
00:23:41,262 --> 00:23:43,965
I HEAR YOU, BUDDY.
571
00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,503
I MADE YOU,
CLAY ZEEMAN!
572
00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:50,138
I CAN BREAK YOU!
573
00:23:50,205 --> 00:23:52,507
YOU'RE RIGHT,
MR. JENKINS.
574
00:23:52,574 --> 00:23:53,508
COME BACK.
575
00:23:53,575 --> 00:23:54,776
OH. WELL, THANKS, CLAY.
576
00:23:54,843 --> 00:23:57,212
I'M GLAD YOU CAME
TO YOUR SENSES.
577
00:23:57,278 --> 00:24:00,181
UHH--AAAAH! OOF!
578
00:24:00,248 --> 00:24:01,783
[GROANS]
579
00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:03,852
I NEVER GET TIRED
OF THAT.
580
00:24:03,918 --> 00:24:04,586
[PURRS]
581
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,554
YOU'RE GONNA
PAY FOR THIS, CLAY.
582
00:24:06,621 --> 00:24:08,690
YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
583
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:13,695
HEY, THANKS, CLAY, BUDDY.
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
584
00:24:13,761 --> 00:24:16,998
YEAH.
THAT PARTY WAS HOT.
585
00:24:17,432 --> 00:24:18,967
♪ YOU ARE A LOSER ♪
586
00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:21,269
♪ A LOSER, A LOSER ♪
587
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:24,105
[SOBBING GROWLS]
588
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,876
♪ DON'T CRY FOR ME,
ANGUSTINO ♪
589
00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:31,246
♪ THE TRUTH IS
I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING ♪
590
00:24:31,312 --> 00:24:35,683
♪ SO I COULD COLLECT...
INSURANCE MONEY ♪
591
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,553
♪ I KEPT MY PROMISE ♪
592
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:42,724
♪ I'M EVEN RICHER ♪
593
00:24:42,991 --> 00:24:45,727
Grandma:
GOD, I KNOW I DON'T
TALK TO YOU MUCH,
594
00:24:45,793 --> 00:24:48,096
'CAUSE YOU'RE
AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD!
595
00:24:48,162 --> 00:24:51,766
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I...I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
596
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,001
PLEASE, DEAR GOD,
597
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:55,970
PLEASE HELP ME
IN MY TIME OF TROUBLE.
598
00:24:56,037 --> 00:25:00,041
GIVE ME A SIGN, AT LEAST,
THAT YOU'RE LISTENING.
599
00:25:00,108 --> 00:25:03,678
CIGARS,
CIGARETTES, CANDY.
600
00:25:03,745 --> 00:25:06,147
THANK YOU, GOD!
601
00:25:09,183 --> 00:25:11,586
[EVERYONE TALKING AT ONCE]
602
00:25:11,653 --> 00:25:12,587
[ALL GASP]
603
00:25:12,654 --> 00:25:15,857
GRANDMA!
YOU'RE SMOKING!
604
00:25:15,924 --> 00:25:17,592
GOD WANTED ME TO.
605
00:25:17,659 --> 00:25:18,559
[GLASS BREAKS]
606
00:25:18,626 --> 00:25:21,729
OK, EVERYONE,
THIS IS A ROBBERY!
607
00:25:21,796 --> 00:25:24,632
WAIT A SECOND,
THAT VOICE, IT--
608
00:25:24,699 --> 00:25:25,400
STANLEY?
609
00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:27,268
FROM THE HOME
PURCHASING NETWORK?
610
00:25:27,335 --> 00:25:30,838
THAT'S RIGHT.
I CAME HERE TO ROB YOU.
611
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,140
WE DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING.
612
00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:34,943
WE'RE JUST
A POOR COUNTRY FAMILY.
613
00:25:35,009 --> 00:25:35,944
HEH! FINE!
614
00:25:36,010 --> 00:25:38,746
BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE
FOR NOTHING.
615
00:25:38,813 --> 00:25:41,149
SAY YOUR PRAYERS,
RABBITS!
616
00:25:41,215 --> 00:25:42,951
HA HA HA HA HA!
617
00:25:43,017 --> 00:25:45,820
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA!