1 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:50,049 There was a time, a time before cable, 2 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,929 when the local anchorman reigned supreme, 3 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:02,144 when people believed everything they heard on TV. 4 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:06,315 This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. 5 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:12,488 And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man than the rest. 6 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,657 His name was Ron Burgundy. 7 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:20,830 He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. 8 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:25,418 He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, 9 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:29,380 and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. 10 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:34,885 In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. 11 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:41,809 I look good. I mean, really good. 12 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:47,231 Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look! 13 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:03,372 Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this. 14 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,792 How now brown cow? How now brown cow? 15 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,461 How now brown cow? 16 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,672 How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. 17 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,801 Maybe don't wear a bra next time. 18 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,722 No, I was talking to you. No, not her. 19 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,266 I don't know her name. What is it? 20 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,518 Lanolin? 21 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,397 Lanolin? Like sheep's wool? 22 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,692 Unique New York. 23 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,486 Unique New York. 24 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:37,990 I love scotch. I love scotch. Scotchy-scotch-scotch. 25 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,743 Here it goes down. Down into my belly. 26 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,664 The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. 27 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,917 How much time? 30? 30 seconds? 28 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,670 - You are on. - I'm on right now? 29 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,256 I don't believe you. 30 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,509 Ron! 31 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,594 Oh, come on. Audrey. 32 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,138 I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes. 33 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,390 What's that? 34 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,267 If you were a man, I'd punch you right in the mouth. 35 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,353 That's bush. Bush league. 36 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,940 The Human Torch was denied a bank loan. 37 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,485 You hear me? Audrey, look at me! 38 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:17,029 I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry. 39 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,041 All right, we're on. 40 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,376 Ready, Phil. 41 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,795 We're on in five, four... 42 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,172 When the clock struck 6:00, 43 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:39,635 it meant one thing for Ron Burgundy and his news team: Go time. 44 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,721 Channel 4 News, 45 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:46,392 with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy. 46 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,728 Champ Kind, sports. 47 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,982 Brick Tamland, weather. 48 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,404 And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana. 49 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,077 It's Channel 4 News at 6:00. 50 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,082 Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy, 51 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,752 and this is what's happening in your world tonight. 52 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:16,297 A La Jolla man clings to life at a university hospital 53 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,884 after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs 54 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,510 in an abandoned pool. 55 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,514 Hey, everybody! Shut the hell up! Ron Burgundy's on! 56 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:30,144 Authorities are still uncertain as to why the man was loitering... 57 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,687 Ron Burgundy. 58 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,522 Oh, my gosh! She said her first words! 59 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,650 Right now it's 82 degrees in our fair city, 60 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:40,863 and compare that to 48 degrees in the upper Northwest 61 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,741 and 38 degrees in the Middle East. 62 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,076 Off the coast of Tampa Bay yesterday, 63 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:51,040 one lucky cameraman happened to catch an unusual aquatic daredevil. 64 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,919 What you're about to see is a Channel 4 News exclusive. 65 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:59,548 His name is Nutty the Squirrel, and he's three years old. 66 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,177 How about that? 67 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,596 That squirrel can water-ski. 68 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,393 - Man, that's hilarious. - Yeah, that's good. 69 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,773 For all of us here at News Center 4, I'm Ron Burgundy. 70 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,525 You stay classy, San Diego. 71 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:21,987 You stay classy, San Diego. 72 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,157 Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. 73 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,992 We are number one. 74 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,619 We just grabbed every key demographic. 75 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,663 - Super-duper, gang! - Yeah! Yeah! 76 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,082 Super-duper! That's nice! 77 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,500 Way to go! Neat-o, gang. 78 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,043 - Yes! - Boy, Ed. 79 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,337 That is good news. I gotta be honest. 80 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,173 - Congrats, congrats. - That is good news! 81 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,508 - All right! - Stick around. 82 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,885 Make sure these guys don't party too much. 83 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,429 - They don't really ever listen to me, Ed. - Just get it done. 84 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,976 Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? 85 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:56,105 I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. 86 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:01,443 I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. 87 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,113 Cannonball! 88 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,870 Yes, these fellas were a real news team. 89 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:14,582 Burgundy, of course, was the foundation, the rock. 90 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:18,586 But each member brought their own special something to the equation. 91 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:22,464 People call me the Bri-Man. I'm the stylish one of the group. 92 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,175 I know what you're asking yourself, 93 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,429 and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. 94 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,389 It's called the Octagon. 95 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,600 But I also nicknamed my testes. 96 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,268 My left one is James Westfall, 97 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,104 and my right one is Dr Kenneth Noisewater. 98 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,733 You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang. 99 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:45,863 Back booth there at Charlie Lancer's every Friday night. 100 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:49,241 Champ here. I'm all about having fun. 101 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,036 You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, 102 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,038 start a fire in someone's kitchen. 103 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,582 Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. 104 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,584 Anyway, I've become kind of famous 105 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,670 for my signature catchphrase, "Whammy!" 106 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:07,676 As in, "Gene Tenace at the plate and whammy!" 107 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,345 Whammy! 108 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,770 I'm Brick Tamland. 109 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:22,232 People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. 110 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:27,738 I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. 111 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:32,701 Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48 112 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,538 and am what some people call "mentally retarded. " 113 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,374 Hello! 114 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,251 - Marco! - Polo! 115 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,171 - Brian. - You having a good time? 116 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,882 - I'm having a great time. - That makes two of us. 117 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,884 You've gotta meet this girl. 118 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,720 She used to be a Charger cheerleader, but she broke her pelvis. 119 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,515 Sherri, meet Ron Burgundy. 120 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,225 - Hey, Ron. - Hello. 121 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,229 I've got a big story for you. And it's right here. 122 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,189 Well, hello. 123 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,776 You pointed to your boobies. 124 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,404 Oh, my God, you did! 125 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,616 - Ron Burgundy? - Yes? 126 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,704 I have had a crush on you since I was a little girl. 127 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:17,830 Let's go somewhere. 128 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,749 I'm telling you, it don't get no better than this. 129 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,419 We've been coming to the same party for 12 years, 130 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,005 and in no way is that depressing. 131 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,945 By the beard of Zeus! 132 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,784 Excuse me. 133 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,498 Ron, where you going? What, are you crazy? Ron! 134 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:05,961 If you're coming down the baseline, you gotta take home plate from me! 135 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,964 So there I go, head first, boom! 136 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,761 I've lost her. 137 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,531 Hello. 138 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,201 Hello. 139 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:42,456 Hope I'm not disturbing you, but I saw you from across the party, 140 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,336 and I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. 141 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:54,885 You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. 142 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:00,224 I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it. 143 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:05,771 Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. 144 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,397 Now, if you'll excuse me. 145 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,650 Do you know who I am? 146 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,321 No, I can't say that I do. 147 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:20,244 I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. 148 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,704 Really? 149 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,456 People know me. 150 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,416 I'm very happy for you. 151 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,335 I'm very important. 152 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:31,880 I have many leather-bound books, 153 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:36,844 and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. 154 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,762 I mean... 155 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,722 That sounded stupid. 156 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,685 No, no, that's very exciting. 157 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,815 Listen, can I... Can I start over again? 158 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,733 Sure. 159 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,112 I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. 160 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:59,241 If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. 161 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,619 I wanna be on you. 162 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:07,666 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... 163 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,339 I wanna be on you. 164 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,693 Baxter! Papa's home. 165 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,862 There he is. There's my little man. 166 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,489 You're okay? 167 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,909 Of course I met a lady tonight. 168 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:47,331 This one was different. I have to be honest. 169 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,790 Quite different. 170 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,876 What? 171 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,253 I'm lonely? I'm not lonely! 172 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,632 I'm beloved by everyone in San Diego. 173 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,136 Wow. 174 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,225 You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. 175 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,852 You're so wise. 176 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,815 You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. 177 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,236 Come again? 178 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:21,240 You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. 179 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,246 You pooped in the refrigerator? 180 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,916 And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? 181 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,920 How'd you do that? I'm not even mad. That's amazing. 182 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,465 I forgive you. 183 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,635 What do you say we get you in your PJs and hit the hay? 184 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,680 Bedtime. Okay, come on. Let's go. Come on. 185 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:05,284 Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over. 186 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,786 I woke up this morning 187 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,038 in some Japanese family's rec room, 188 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,376 and they would not stop screaming. 189 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,254 Yeah, I ate a big, red candle. 190 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,049 All right, guys. Let's focus up. 191 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,135 Morning, everyone. 192 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,887 Here are the stories we're going to be chasing today. 193 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,347 It looks like Ling Wong, 194 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,684 the rare panda at the San Diego Zoo, is pregnant. 195 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,810 This is a big one. 196 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,646 This could be the big story of the summer. 197 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,941 Network is gonna be wanting plenty of coverage. 198 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,609 And speaking of network, 199 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,779 word on the street is they're looking for a new anchor. 200 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:46,074 - So, Ron... - Network? Are they here? 201 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,166 A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining 202 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,085 about a lack of diversity on the news team. 203 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,510 What in the hell's diversity? 204 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,013 Well, I could be wrong, 205 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,433 but I believe Diversity is an old, old wooden ship 206 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,686 - that was used during the Civil War era. - That's right. 207 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,979 I would be surprised 208 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,858 if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old wooden ship, 209 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,526 but nice try. 210 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,988 Diversity means that times are changing, 211 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,199 and with that in mind... 212 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,868 - Ron, are you paying attention? - Nope. 213 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:33,080 - This concerns all of us. - Okay. 214 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,206 Keeping that in mind, 215 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:38,335 I'd like to introduce the latest addition to the KVWN News Team, 216 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:43,590 directly from WYPN in Asheville, North Carolina, 217 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,718 Ms Veronica Corningstone. 218 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,182 Hello. Hello, everyone. 219 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:57,229 I just want you all to know that I look forward to contributing 220 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,273 to this news station's already sterling reputation. 221 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,404 I mean, come on, Ed! It's bull crap! 222 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,781 Don't get me wrong. I love the ladies. 223 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,451 They rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom! 224 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:17,124 It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact! 225 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,670 I don't know what we're yelling about! 226 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,425 - Ron, what do you think? - She... It's terrible! 227 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,344 She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon! 228 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,681 Loud noises! 229 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,477 All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime. 230 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,939 I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. 231 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,650 Bears can smell the menstruation. 232 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,571 Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? 233 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,365 Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. 234 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:56,288 I will say one thing for her, Ed, she does have a nice, big old behind. 235 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,791 I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt 236 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,919 and just bite, bite, bite, bite, munch, munch, munch! 237 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,629 Stop it! Oh, jeez. 238 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,843 Look at the full-moon butt! 239 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,679 Champ! Champ! Champ, Champ! 240 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,475 Mr Harken, I was just wondering 241 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,685 if you knew when my office would be ready. 242 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,645 Well, that might take some time. 243 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,690 For now, why don't you just grab a desk in the bullpen? 244 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,816 You can use my office! 245 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,985 Then afterwards maybe we can go to lunch! 246 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,738 Lower your voice, Ron. 247 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:36,745 All right. Thank you, Mr Harken. I'll go get my desk set up. 248 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:48,548 She is a saucy mama! I mean, I would... 249 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,511 Here we go again. 250 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,763 Every station, it's the same. 251 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,932 Women ask me how I put up with it. 252 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,809 Well, the truth is, I don't really have a choice. 253 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,603 This is definitely a man's world. 254 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,356 But while they're laughing and grab-assing, 255 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,485 I'm chasing down leads and practising my non-regional diction. 256 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,404 Because the only way to win is to be the best. 257 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,156 The very best. 258 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,204 Touchy situation. 259 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,374 I think the best thing to do with this Corningstone, 260 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,335 to keep her in line, is bed her quick. 261 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:29,214 That behind is driving me loco! I'm like a night wolf. 262 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,884 Guys, take it easy. Just take it easy! 263 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,471 - She's got feelings, too. - Oh, my God! 264 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,973 Listen to Burgundy. 265 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,226 He's gone soft on us, like some schoolboy bitch. 266 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,311 You sound like a gay. 267 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,901 Hey! Come on! It's me, Papa Burgundy, all right? 268 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:53,572 As far as I'm concerned, Corningstone's fair game. 269 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,616 Let the games begin! 270 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,037 There he is. There he is. 271 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,831 I'm very aroused. 272 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,170 What's this? 273 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,424 Well, well, well. 274 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,637 Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team. 275 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,764 Hello, Wes Mantooth. 276 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,516 Hello, Evening News Team. 277 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,435 Nice clothes, gentlemen. 278 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,855 I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. 279 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,442 Am I right? Look at these guys. 280 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,281 Hey, where did you get those clothes? 281 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,116 At the toilet store? 282 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,331 What are you doing on our station's turf, Burgundy? 283 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,541 You're about to get a serious beat-down. 284 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,462 I will smash your face into a car windshield 285 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,631 and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, 286 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,885 out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again! 287 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,763 Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? 288 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,432 - Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! - Hey. 289 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,310 Leave the mothers out of this, all right? 290 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,731 It's unnecessary. 291 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,693 Besides, I'm sure Wes here 292 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:18,448 is just upset over finishing second in the ratings again. 293 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,328 That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy. 294 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,163 You know those rating systems are flawed. 295 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,998 They don't take into account houses that have 296 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,919 more than two television sets and other things of that nature. 297 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:35,340 I guess I have to take you at your word, Number Two. 298 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,931 You have a great day, fellas. We'll see you around the bend. 299 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,852 Son of a bitch! 300 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,939 Excusez-moi, Numéro Two. 301 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,402 Hey, Burgundy. 302 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,196 You know those sample audiences aren't big enough! 303 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,532 Stop hiding behind those phoney numbers, Burgundy! 304 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,409 I'm coming after you! 305 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,620 I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you! 306 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,708 You can't say one word? 307 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,710 Even the guy who can't think says something! 308 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,962 You guys just stand there? Come on! 309 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,885 Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase. 310 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:25,265 I have no idea where he would have gotten a hold of German pornography. 311 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,225 But you and I are mature adults. 312 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,396 We've both seen our share of pornographic materials. 313 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,564 Oh, you never have? 314 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,400 Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. 315 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,569 I was just speaking in generalities. 316 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:41,865 I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye. 317 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,076 Ed, she insisted on coming in. 318 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,703 Mr Harken, sir, 319 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,539 I will not have my first story at this news station 320 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,083 be about a cat fashion show. 321 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,335 Miss Corningstone, ma'am, 322 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,796 you will do the stories to which you are assigned. 323 00:20:56,881 --> 00:21:00,300 Mr Harken, I am a damn good journalist, 324 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,762 and this cat show thing is grade-A baloney. 325 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,765 It is not baloney. Now, go do your job, missy! 326 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,016 It is baloney! 327 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:18,067 Hey, Ron, I'm gonna take a run at the new girl. 328 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,403 Let the games begin. 329 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,573 Champ, Champ, we're not really gonna actually do that. 330 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,658 - We were just flapping our gums. - Oh, yeah. 331 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,035 You kill me, Burgundy. 332 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,207 Let me just grab this. Sorry about that. 333 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,501 Whammy. 334 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,711 - Champ? - Yeah. 335 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,464 You're trying to touch my breasts, aren't you? 336 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:43,384 What can I say? I like the way you're put together. 337 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,804 What do you say we go out on a date? 338 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,640 Have some chicken, maybe some sex. 339 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,725 You know, see what happens? 340 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,894 Let me get this over here. 341 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,982 Sorry. There it is. 342 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:03,363 I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. 343 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,032 Time to musk up. 344 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:11,371 Wow. It never ceases to amaze me. 345 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:16,543 What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or... 346 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,671 Wait. No, no, no. Hold on. 347 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,130 Blackbeard's Delight. 348 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,175 No, she gets a special cologne. 349 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:30,431 It's called Sex Panther, by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. 350 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,394 Yep, it's made with bits of real panther. 351 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,771 - So you know it's good. - It's quite pungent. 352 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,523 Oh, yeah. 353 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:43,945 It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. 354 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,947 - In a good way. - Yep. 355 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,033 I'll be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. 356 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,910 They've done studies, you know. 357 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,789 60% of the time, it works every time. 358 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,084 - That doesn't make sense. - Well... 359 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,797 Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. 360 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:11,014 Hey, sweet cheeks. Got an invite I'd like to extend your way. 361 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,562 My God. What is that smell? 362 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,566 That's the smell of desire, milady. 363 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,735 God, no, it smells like... 364 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:27,071 Like a used diaper filled with Indian food. 365 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,907 Excuse me. 366 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,409 Desire smells like that to some people. 367 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:35,330 What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair! 368 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,169 It smells like Bigfoot's dick! 369 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,172 Oh, hell, that's rank! 370 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,469 What's that smell? 371 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,268 This is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copier. 372 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,770 Yeah. 373 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,271 It's very distracting. 374 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,358 - When we get to the pet shop... - Cough! 375 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,443 Look over here. 376 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,195 Excuse me, Veronica. 377 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,781 Yes, what is it, Brick? 378 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:13,785 I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. 379 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,454 Excuse me? 380 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,540 The party. The pants... 381 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,834 With the pants. Party with pants? 382 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,044 Brick, are you saying 383 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,172 that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited? 384 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,465 That's it. 385 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,635 Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? 386 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,804 No... Yes, he did. 387 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:37,016 Okay. No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants. 388 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,977 Very well. Ian? 389 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,104 Would you like to go to a party in my pants? 390 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,772 No, Brick. 391 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:44,899 All right. Let's go! 392 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,070 All right, now... 393 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,697 It's all right! I'm all right! 394 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,117 I'm telling you, she is a real ball-buster. 395 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,370 A real ice queen. 396 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,247 I just burned my tongue. 397 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,165 The only way to bag a classy lady 398 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,085 is to give her two tickets to the gun show 399 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,508 and see if she likes the goods. 400 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:15,847 One thousand one, one thousand two. 401 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,143 - Mr Burgundy? - One thousand three. 402 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,353 Helen said that you needed to see me? 403 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:26,482 Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. 404 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,282 Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. 405 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,994 - You asked me to come by, sir. - Oh, did I? 406 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,495 Yes. 407 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,792 Oh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep. 408 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,380 I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. 409 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,717 I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over 1,000. 410 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:58,014 You have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsinus. 411 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,099 It's boring, but it's part of my life. 412 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,061 I'm just gonna grab this shirt, if you don't mind. 413 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:06,439 Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you. 414 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,149 You are pathetic. 415 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:12,945 This has to be the feeblest pickup attempt that I have ever encountered. 416 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:17,075 I expected it from the rest of them, Mr Burgundy, but not from you. 417 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:21,412 Wait a minute! I... Pickup attempt? I'm offended. 418 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:25,750 I have little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office. 419 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,753 Stop calling your arms "guns. " 420 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,339 Look. 421 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:36,344 My plan was to ask you if I could squire you about town 422 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,429 as one professional helping another professional, 423 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:42,183 because I know what it's like to be lonely in a new city. 424 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,354 - Really? - Yes. 425 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,482 But now I am too hurt. 426 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:52,819 And shocked and offended and hurt. 427 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,737 I could do that. 428 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,949 - Really? - Well, yes. 429 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,994 As a journalist, I should get to know the city that I'm covering. 430 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,373 - But this is not a date. - No, of course not. 431 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,959 - Strictly professional. - Wonderful. 432 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,253 Great. 433 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,590 So I pick you up... 8:00? 434 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,636 9:00. 435 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:21,681 Downstairs? 436 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,684 Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection. 437 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,018 Really? 438 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,814 Yes, I do. 439 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,402 I'm sorry, it's the... It's the pleats. 440 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:40,116 It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. 441 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,703 It's not flattering in the crotchal region. 442 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:48,875 I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. 443 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,587 This is awkward. 444 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,089 I will see you later. 445 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,134 Yes. 446 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,095 I'm taking a... 447 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,765 Nothing to look at. 448 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,518 Don't act like you're not impressed. 449 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,729 Frame up two. 450 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:12,565 - Let's go to Brian Fantana live... - Gimme a tighter one on two. 451 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,610 ...with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian? 452 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,905 Panda watch. The mood is tense. 453 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,657 I have been on some serious, serious reports, 454 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,492 but nothing like this. 455 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,829 Ching... King is inside now. 456 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:29,498 I tried to get an interview, but they said, "You can't. 457 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,084 "He's a live bear. He will literally rip your face off. " 458 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,588 Hey! You're making me look stupid! 459 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,132 Get out here! Panda jerk! 460 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,427 Great story. Compelling and rich. 461 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:45,056 That's gonna do it for all of us at Channel 4 News. 462 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,391 You stay classy, San Diego. 463 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,310 I'm Ron Burgundy? 464 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:54,398 Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? 465 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,568 For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, 466 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,153 Burgundy will read. 467 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:06,202 Oh, God, this is a mistake. This is a mistake. 468 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:09,664 He's very cute. Very cute. No, he's not. He's hairy. 469 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,667 There she is! Veronica! 470 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,086 My little china doll. 471 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,756 - I am full of it tonight. - Oh, silly. Hi. 472 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:24,512 You look ravishing. It truly is beauty and the beast. 473 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,723 I might add a handsome beast at that. 474 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,475 Are you ready for our rendezvous? 475 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:33,896 - It's not a date. - No, strictly professional. 476 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,565 Doesn't mean we can't have fun. 477 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,192 - Shall we? - Yes. 478 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,949 San Diego. 479 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,787 Drink it in. It always goes down smooth. 480 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:54,292 What a beautiful view, Mr Burgundy. 481 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:57,003 I know. I love this city. It's a... 482 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,130 It's a fact. 483 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:02,466 It's the greatest city in the history of mankind. 484 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,971 Discovered by the Germans in 1904. 485 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:10,391 They named it San Diago, 486 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:14,228 which of course, in German, means a whale's vagina. 487 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,942 No, there's no way that's correct. 488 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,365 I'm sorry. I was trying to impress you. 489 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,953 I don't know what it means. 490 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,706 I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what it means any more. 491 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:38,502 Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. 492 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:41,088 Doesn't it mean Saint Diego? 493 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,799 No. No. 494 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:47,011 No, that's what it means. 495 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,514 - Really. - Well, agree to disagree. 496 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,355 May I take your order? 497 00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:01,025 Yes, I am going to have three fingers of Glenlivet 498 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,278 with a little bit of pepper, and some cheese. 499 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,696 Very good. 500 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:08,032 A Manhattan, and kick the vermouth in the side 501 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,784 with a pair of steel-toed boots. 502 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,827 - Certainly. - Thank you, Scott. 503 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:14,038 Thank you. 504 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,374 Wow. Quite a drink order. 505 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,918 Well, when in Rome. 506 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,212 Yes? 507 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,381 Please, go on. 508 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,842 Do as the Romans do? 509 00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:31,097 - It's an old expression. - I've never heard of it. 510 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,932 It's wonderful, though. 511 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,725 Mr Burgundy. 512 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,103 - Tino! How are you? - So good to see you. 513 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,938 You're looking fantastic. 514 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,023 Tino, Veronica. 515 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,234 Veronica. What a pretty girlfriend. 516 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,236 - Drinks are on Tino tonight. - No, no, no. 517 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,905 We're work associates. I work at the station. 518 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,991 - I'm a journalist. - Oh, okay. This is a good guy. 519 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,244 Tino's the finest club owner in the city. 520 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,037 - My best friend, right? - Yes. 521 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,666 Yes, we have a saying in my country about people like him. 522 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,751 "The coyote of the desert 523 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,087 "always likes to eat the heart of the young, 524 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:06,424 "where the blood drips down to children for breakfast, lunch and dinner, 525 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:08,801 "only the ribs will be broken in two. " 526 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,094 - Tino. - Okay. 527 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:15,099 Well, Mr Burgundy, we will be honoured if you will play jazz flute for us. 528 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,017 - I can't. - Please. 529 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,353 You play jazz flute? 530 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,688 I dabble. 531 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,316 Would everyone love to hear Ron Burgundy play jazz flute? 532 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:27,528 - Get it going, Ronnie! - Yes! Please. 533 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,280 You, on stage now. 534 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,615 Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty. 535 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,742 - Honestly, I'm... - Come on. 536 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:37,329 - Give him a hand. - I'm not prepared. Not at all. 537 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:40,207 - Yeah! - This is a surprise, I'll tell you. 538 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,086 Guys, East Harlem Shakedown, E-flat? 539 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:45,796 Keep the cymbals splashy, 540 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,882 and, Jay, let's take the bass line for a walk. 541 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,096 Hold on. 542 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,891 I'm not hearing it right. Hold on. 543 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:07,359 - We got it now. It's all right. - Fire up, Ronnie! 544 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:13,574 Little Ham and Eggs coming at you. Hope you got your griddles. 545 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,249 That's baby-making music, that's what that is. 546 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:29,924 Let's go! 547 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,927 Hey, Aqualung! 548 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,607 Thank you. 549 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,193 Thank you! 550 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,869 - You were amazing. - Thank you. 551 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:43,247 Where did you learn to play like that? 552 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:48,252 Well, jazz flute has always been a small passion of mine. 553 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,672 So what other passions do you have, Mr Burgundy? 554 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,342 Well, I have one great passion that... 555 00:34:56,303 --> 00:35:02,975 That lives deep within my loins, like a flaming golden hawk. 556 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:08,272 To one day become a network anchor. 557 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:12,860 Well, believe it or not, we share the same dream. 558 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,864 I too want to be a network anchor. 559 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,075 God, you are so beautiful. 560 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,832 We really should be going. 561 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:30,461 I swore that I would never get involved with a co-worker. 562 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,547 Wait. 563 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:38,636 What if, just for tonight, we weren't co-workers? 564 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,639 We were co-people? 565 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,016 I don't... 566 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:49,396 You be a woman. I'll be a man. 567 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,191 That's all. 568 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,905 You continue to surprise me, Mr Burgundy. 569 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:22,137 I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady. 570 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,982 Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. 571 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:36,777 - I can't understand you. - Sorry. 572 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,950 Take me to Pleasure Town! 573 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,119 Oh, we're going there! 574 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,217 I frigging love you! 575 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,469 I frigging love you back! 576 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:11,186 Look! The most glorious rainbow ever! 577 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,855 Do me on it! 578 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,208 Well done, sir. 579 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:41,049 Tip of the cap to you as well, Miss Corningstone. 580 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:50,934 I'm having very strong feelings for you, Mr Burgundy. 581 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,480 But it's very important to me that I be viewed as a professional. 582 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,231 Right. 583 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:58,275 When in Rome. 584 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,360 Yeah. 585 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:04,948 That expression doesn't really apply to what I'm talking about. 586 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,035 What I was saying. 587 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,912 I still don't quite understand what it means. 588 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,581 Oh, no. You'll find it. 589 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,587 No, I was saying that, if we continue seeing each other, 590 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:22,508 that we should keep it relatively quiet around the station. 591 00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:27,137 Absolutely, my wild love tigress. 592 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,185 Tasteful discretion is the name of the game. 593 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:43,403 Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love! 594 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,698 Did I say that loud? 595 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,200 Yeah, you pretty much yelled it. 596 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:52,246 Well, I can't help it. It's fantastic! 597 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:55,833 - What's it like, Ron? - The intimate times? 598 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,918 Outta sight, my man! 599 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,839 No. The other thing. 600 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:06,718 - Love. - Yeah. What is that? 601 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:11,139 Well, it's tough to explain. 602 00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:14,768 - I think I was in love once. - Really, what was her name? 603 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,895 I don't remember. 604 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,439 That's not a good start, but keep going. 605 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:24,069 She was Brazilian. Or Chinese, or something weird. 606 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:28,615 I met her in the bathroom of a Kmart, and we made out for hours. 607 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:32,286 Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. 608 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:36,540 - I'm pretty sure that's not love. - Damn it! 609 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,584 I love 610 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,336 carpet. 611 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,133 I love desk. 612 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:50,137 Are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them? 613 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,639 I love lamp. 614 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:56,685 Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying it because you saw it? 615 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,479 I love lamp! I love lamp. 616 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,899 You really want to know what love is? 617 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,901 - Yeah. - Yes, tell us. 618 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,320 More than anything in the world. 619 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:09,948 Well, it's really quite simple. 620 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,577 It's kind of like... 621 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,208 You guys have it, I think. 622 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:08,340 I don't know, Ron. That sounds kind of crazy. 623 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,759 Sounds like you have mental problems, man. 624 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,762 - Yeah, you got mental problems, man. - Yeah, he really does. 625 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,013 Man. 626 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,685 - Wanna make a phone call. - Freshen this up. 627 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:31,905 Oh, look out. Next up, it's Whiskerus Maximus. 628 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,991 He's ready to do battle in the arena 629 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,910 against the tiniest lion you've ever imagined. 630 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,956 I'm getting some great stuff, Miss Corningstone. 631 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,457 Shut up. 632 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,293 I hate cats. 633 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:48,422 Let's just do my sign-off and get out of here. 634 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:51,508 It was quite a show down here at the Pet Shack. 635 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:56,471 Just for today, fashion curiosity did not kill the cat. 636 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:59,558 I'm Veronica Corningstone for Channel 4 News. 637 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:03,353 That was our newest reporter, Veronica Corningstone. 638 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,063 She's really great. 639 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:07,899 I'd also like to share with you that we are currently dating 640 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:11,111 and that she is quite a handful in the bedroom. 641 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:15,282 That's gonna do it for all of us here at 6:00. 642 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,035 For the Channel 4 News Team, I'm Ron Burgundy. 643 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,995 You stay classy, San Diego. 644 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,414 All clear. 645 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,003 I might be in trouble on that one. 646 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:31,882 I can't believe that you said that we were dating on the air. 647 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,802 That is good fondue. 648 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:39,222 Don't you get it, Ron? I wanna be an anchor. 649 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,390 That is never gonna happen 650 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:43,518 if everyone in San Diego thinks that I'm your bimbo gal pal. 651 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:48,231 I don't know what to say. I just... I got excited. 652 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:52,402 I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain. 653 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:56,823 But I didn't have a mountain. I had a newsroom and a camera. 654 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:59,659 Look. I report the news. That's what I do. 655 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:03,663 And today's top story, in Ron Burgundy's world, 656 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,832 read something like this, 657 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,293 I love Veronica Corningstone. 658 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,007 Oh, Ron. 659 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:20,764 This is nice, gang, sitting here. 660 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,934 - Oh, yeah. - Brown bagging it. 661 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,143 The team pancake breakfast 662 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,354 is tomorrow morning at 9:00 instead of 8:00. 663 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:31,316 Almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. 664 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,529 Veronica and I are trying this new fad called jogging. 665 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:39,157 I believe it's jogging or yogging. It might be a soft "J." 666 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:40,450 I'm not sure, 667 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,870 but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. 668 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,790 - It's supposed to be wild. - So Ron's not coming? 669 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,125 No, Ron's coming. 670 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:51,461 It's the pancake breakfast. We do it every month. 671 00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:53,505 I realise that. 672 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:57,300 Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, "When in Rome. " 673 00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,136 The bottom line is, 674 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:02,055 you've been spending a lot of time with this lady. 675 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,892 You're a member of the Channel 4 News Team. 676 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,854 - That's a given. - We need you. 677 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,232 Hell, I need you. 678 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:17,320 I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. 679 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,116 I miss being with you. 680 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,828 I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. 681 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:34,546 I miss your scent. I miss your musk. 682 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:39,926 When this all gets sorted out, 683 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:43,388 I think you and me should get an apartment together. 684 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,893 Just take it easy, Champ. 685 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,270 Why don't you stop talking for a while? 686 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:53,523 Maybe sit the next couple of plays out. You know what I mean? 687 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:57,944 Yeah, I'm gonna quit saying things when they crop up in the old skull, huh? 688 00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:01,615 See what it's like when you're not here? 689 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,742 You're our leader. Look what you're doing to the group. 690 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:07,037 Champ's been a mess. Brick can't sleep at night. 691 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,040 Here's the thing, I don't trust this chick. 692 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:13,168 We need you around, and she is just using you. 693 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,921 Everyone, just relax. All right? 694 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:19,424 Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women. 695 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,259 I don't know, Ron. 696 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,221 Guess what? I do. 697 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,680 I know that one day, 698 00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:30,060 Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain. 699 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:33,396 And there's going to be flutes playing 700 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:37,651 and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. 701 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:42,405 And we will dance till the sun rises. 702 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:45,283 And then our children will form a family band. 703 00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:49,120 And we will tour the countryside, and you won't be invited! 704 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:55,669 I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head. 705 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:02,133 Good. Good one! 706 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:06,680 Okay. I understand. You have a nice day, sir. Bye. 707 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,433 I could come back later, Mr Harken. 708 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:12,769 No, no, no. It's just parent stuff. 709 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:17,983 It seems that our youngest, Chris, was on something called "acid" 710 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:20,360 and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd. 711 00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:24,698 - You know how kids are. - Right. 712 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,409 Anyhoo, what can I do you for? 713 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:31,746 Well, Mr Harken, I feel like I have proven myself as a journalist 714 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:35,542 and that I deserve the opportunity to take on more challenging stories. 715 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:38,837 Well, ask and you shall receive. 716 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,797 Yes, this just came across my desk. 717 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:44,342 Here is a story of a 103-year-old woman out in Chula Vista 718 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:47,512 who claims to have a recipe for the world's greatest meatloaf. 719 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,723 Now that's a hot lead. 720 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:56,354 It was very hard for Veronica. But she was a pro and hung tough. 721 00:46:56,439 --> 00:47:01,860 But soon, with a simple act of littering, everyone's life would change forever. 722 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:10,368 Baxter, you are my little gentleman 723 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:12,620 I'll take you to foggy London Town 724 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:13,955 Because you are what 725 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,750 My little gentleman 726 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,836 This burrito is delicious, but it is filling. 727 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:24,758 Antony and Cleopatra! 728 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,268 Goddamn son of... 729 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,270 What the hell, bro? 730 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,606 Hello, neighbour. 731 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,192 Did you just throw a burrito out your window? 732 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,318 I believe I did. 733 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,945 Are you high or something? Did you see what happened? 734 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:49,032 I did. That was a terrific little spill. That's quite a raspberry. 735 00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:51,826 That's my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph. 736 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:55,372 Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right? 737 00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:58,833 I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass! 738 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,210 If you want to throw down, fine. 739 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:03,463 I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you. 740 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,549 You destroyed the only thing I love. 741 00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:10,387 All right? There it is. What do you love? 742 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:14,224 I love poetry. And a glass of scotch. 743 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:17,018 And, of course, my friend Baxter here. 744 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,854 Well, guess what. Now this is happening. 745 00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,982 Excuse me. Excuse me. What are you doing? 746 00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:28,822 That's how I roll. 747 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:30,824 Baxter! 748 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,910 No! 749 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,834 - Where the hell is he? - He'll be here. 750 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,295 - I thought he was Mr Dependable. - It's not like Ron. 751 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:47,882 I'd put Brick on, but unless he's tracking a storm front, he's useless. 752 00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:49,509 - Excuse me, gentlemen. - Hello. 753 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:53,263 Just want you to know if Ron does not show up, I am ready to go on. 754 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:56,182 You and I have had this discussion a million times. 755 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,600 There's never been a woman anchor. 756 00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:01,354 Mr Harken, this city needs its news. 757 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:05,150 You're gonna deprive them of that because I have breasts? 758 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:06,943 Exquisite breasts? 759 00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:11,030 I am gonna go on, and if you want to stop me, bring it on. 760 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,324 Because I am good at three things, 761 00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:16,119 fighting, screwing and reading the news. 762 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:19,873 I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? 763 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:24,502 Screwing? 764 00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:29,966 I will be in makeup. 765 00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:34,429 Jesus, she's terrifying! 766 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,222 Fantana. 767 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:42,645 - Ron, are you okay? - The man punted Baxter! 768 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:46,483 Calm down. Breathe, Ron, breathe. 769 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:50,487 - The man that loved the motorcycle! - What did the bad man do? 770 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:54,991 The motorcycle on the bridge! I hit him with a burrito! 771 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,075 - Ron! - He took him! 772 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:59,913 He took him with his foot and he kicked him! 773 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,247 That's what he did! 774 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,373 Someone punted him? 775 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:06,669 No, wait. Wait. Let me say something. Let me say something. 776 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,133 What? 777 00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:19,599 I didn't understand one word you said. 778 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,643 Ron, are you okay? Ron? 779 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,568 Ron. Where are you? 780 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:34,197 I'm in a glass case of emotion! 781 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:38,868 He's gonna put Corningstone on. He's gonna put Corningstone on! 782 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:43,039 I've got to do the news! 783 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:58,304 You're not Ron. 784 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:03,059 We're on in 10. Good luck, lady. 785 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:04,811 Ready the announce. 786 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,234 - Power. - Roll in. 787 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,319 Power. Power. 788 00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:21,494 One slip, and you're gone. 789 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,745 Whammy. 790 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:26,291 And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana. 791 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:29,252 It's Channel 4 News at 6:00. 792 00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:33,756 Good evening. Ron Burgundy is off tonight. 793 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,218 I'm Veronica Corningstone. 794 00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:39,470 Tonight's top story... 795 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,931 - Okay, we're off and running. - Three armed men wearing ski masks 796 00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:45,268 made off with over $20,000 from an area bank 797 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,145 in a daring early morning robbery. 798 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,151 Hey! 799 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,863 And the winner of the frog-leaping contest was Hoppy, 800 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:59,949 with a jump of 7 feet, 10 inches. 801 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:06,623 I used to date a guy named Hoppy down in Alabama. He was quite a jumper, too. 802 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,126 That will do it for us at 6:00. 803 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:15,214 From all of us here at Channel 4 News, I'm Veronica Corningstone. 804 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:18,134 And thanks for stopping by, San Diego. 805 00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:19,802 All clear! 806 00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:22,472 Yes! Yes! 807 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:25,475 Lady! Lady! 808 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,810 Not bad, Miss Corningstone. Not bad at all. 809 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:30,521 Thank you, Mr Harken. That felt good. 810 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,566 - That felt really good. - I liked your sign-off line, too. 811 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:36,569 You did? It just came through me. It was so organic. 812 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,197 Thank you. 813 00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:45,078 Oh, Ron! Ron! Ron, darling! I'm so glad you're all right. Oh, God. 814 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,996 I have something magnificent to tell you. 815 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:49,207 I'm here. We can do the news now. 816 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:52,960 It's all right, everyone! We can do the news. Hold on. 817 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,254 Why are we all standing around? Let's go! 818 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:58,383 Ron, we did it. Veronica filled in for you. 819 00:52:58,926 --> 00:52:59,926 What? 820 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,844 Sweetheart, we were so worried about you, 821 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,180 and we waited as long as we could, but... 822 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:08,476 Darling, I did the news, and I nailed it. I nailed it. 823 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,312 Wait, wait! Veronica, please, 824 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:15,858 tell me this is some kind of sick, tasteless joke. 825 00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,236 You weren't here. Why are you being this way? 826 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,782 Why can't you be proud of me as a peer and as my gentleman lover? 827 00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:24,575 Oh, jeez. 828 00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:27,662 I can't believe you did this to me! 829 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,330 You read my news! 830 00:53:29,415 --> 00:53:34,210 I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that. 831 00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:38,381 I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! 832 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:40,883 I even wrote it down in my diary! 833 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:44,220 "Veronica had a very funny joke today. " 834 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:48,558 - I laughed at it later that night! - I can't believe that I cared for you. 835 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,601 Get out! Just go! 836 00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:53,438 We are through! Through! 837 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:56,274 Because of your actions, you scorpion woman! 838 00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:59,402 You have broken my heart, Mr Burgundy. 839 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:01,320 You have broken my heart. 840 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:09,996 From there on out, things just got worse for Ron Burgundy. 841 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,748 Corningstone was a star, 842 00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:15,918 and everything started to move awfully fast after her big break. 843 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,670 Where's Ian? Ian! 844 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:20,131 All right, I got a call from network. 845 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:25,636 It looks like our broadcast last night received a two-point ratings boost, 846 00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:30,933 and the decision has been passed down to make Veronica our co-anchor. 847 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:33,102 - What? - No. No! 848 00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,021 No! 849 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,898 - No! - No! 850 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:38,357 - No! - This is wonderful. 851 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:41,903 Ed, come here, you big silly man. You big silly man. 852 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:44,906 - We did it. - What is this, amateur hour? 853 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:50,912 - That's great. - Thank you. 854 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:52,205 Damn it! 855 00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:23,820 What Brian didn't tell you was that those were not real pirates. 856 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:26,280 - They looked convincing, though. - Oh, yes. 857 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:30,451 Well, for all of us here at Channel 4 News, I'm Ron Burgundy. 858 00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:32,453 You stay classy, San Diego. 859 00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:34,580 And thanks for stopping by. 860 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,833 But mainly stay classy. 861 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,168 - Thanks for stopping by. - Stay classy, I'm Ron Burgundy. 862 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,254 - Thanks for stopping by. - Stay classy. 863 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,880 Ron Burgundy. 864 00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:49,637 You are a real hooker, and I'm gonna slap you in public. 865 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:58,187 You have man boobs. 866 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:00,731 You've got a dirty, whorish mouth. 867 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:09,156 I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. A straight shot. 868 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,200 Right to the baby-maker. 869 00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,954 Jazz flute is for little fairy boys. 870 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,914 Okay, you know what? That's uncalled for. 871 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:19,083 I can't work with this woman. It's terrible. 872 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:24,130 It's ringing. 873 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:26,757 Veronica Corningstone. 874 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:31,012 Hello, Veronica, this is Mike Rithjin from the network. 875 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:34,223 You've just been promoted. You're gonna need to move to Moscow. 876 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,100 Start cleaning up your desk. 877 00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:38,394 See you in the morning. We'll pick you up in a van. 878 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:40,479 What did you say your name was? 879 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:42,607 Mike Rithnithin. It's not important. 880 00:56:42,691 --> 00:56:46,527 Start cleaning your desk, and we'll pick you up in the morning. 881 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:48,571 Tell her she might want to get a coat. 882 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,741 Hold on. Veronica? What was it? 883 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:52,992 Tell her to get a coat. 884 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,578 Also, I don't know if you know Moscow. It's pretty cold. 885 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:57,622 You might want to buy a coat. 886 00:56:57,706 --> 00:57:00,374 Are you and Champ having a good time, Ron? 887 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:01,584 Are we what? 888 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:03,461 I can see you, Ron. 889 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:07,089 - What? - I can see you. 890 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:10,426 Okay. Bye-bye. 891 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,345 - What happened? - She knew it was me. 892 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,726 You're watching Channel 4 News 893 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:22,104 with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy 894 00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:24,607 and Tits McGee. 895 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:27,610 Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. 896 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:29,820 Tits McGee is on vacation. 897 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,368 And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy. 898 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,207 - Veronica Corningstone. - This is your doctor. 899 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,669 I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. 900 00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:47,505 You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news. 901 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:50,257 - Who is this? - This is Dr Chim. 902 00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:53,594 - Dr Chim Richalds. - Ron, is this you? 903 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,598 I'm a professional doctor. You saw me. You don't remember. 904 00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:01,894 You should move. 905 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,813 - Get out of the business. - This is pathetic. 906 00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:06,273 You're pathetic. 907 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,733 What'd she say? 908 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:09,944 She... I don't... I think she bought it. 909 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:13,531 She's looking this way. 910 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:15,992 Here she comes. 911 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:22,123 I'll tell you what, it's just not working. 912 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:25,001 She's making us look like a bunch of fools. 913 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:27,253 Helen, where's the party? 914 00:58:29,589 --> 00:58:31,841 Children, grow up. 915 00:58:33,427 --> 00:58:34,677 Son of a bee sting. 916 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,595 She's turning the entire office against us. 917 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,266 - This is grim. Real grim. - What are we gonna do? 918 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:41,767 There's only one thing a man can do 919 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:46,022 when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk. 920 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:48,065 Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys? 921 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,484 No. Buy new suits. 922 00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:06,125 Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes. 923 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,085 Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut. 924 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:09,587 Fantastic. 925 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:12,214 - Is it a shortcut or not? - Okay. 926 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,092 Jeez. 927 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,264 Hey. 928 00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:23,434 Here comes trouble. 929 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:29,732 Burgundy and the ladies went out for a stroll, huh? 930 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:33,235 You boys walking around and talking things through? 931 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,862 Keep a tight perimeter. 932 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:39,075 Yes, siree. 933 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,535 Well, well, well. 934 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:46,457 Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team. 935 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,251 Where's your mommy? 936 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,337 You back off, Evening News Team. 937 00:59:56,134 --> 01:00:00,679 You know, I understand that they had to bring a female in. 938 01:00:02,474 --> 01:00:03,849 Change your diapers. 939 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:06,185 Wipe the dribble away from your bubbling lips. 940 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:10,106 Rub Vaseline all over your heinie 941 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:14,401 and tell you that it's special and different from everyone else's. 942 01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,238 He said "heinie"! 943 01:00:17,739 --> 01:00:20,825 - Brick, get back over here! - Heinie! 944 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:23,410 Does she tuck you in, Ronnie? 945 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:27,748 Give you a little kiss on your forehead? Tell you everything's gonna be okay? 946 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:33,045 I've had enough of you, Mantooth. This is gonna end right here, right now. 947 01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:36,799 - Let's dance, dickweed. - You wanna dance, Ronnie? 948 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,388 I wanna polka. 949 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,065 Come get a taste. 950 01:00:57,404 --> 01:01:00,906 - Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade? - I don't know. 951 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:04,785 All right. Let's do this! 952 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,247 Hey! 953 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:12,960 If you're gonna have a fight, 954 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:15,921 then don't forget Channel 2 News with me, 955 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,798 lead anchor Frank Vitchard. 956 01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:21,177 You dirtbags have been in third place for five years. 957 01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:25,097 Yeah? Well, you're about to be in dead place. 958 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:34,857 Not so fast, you ingrates! 959 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:39,403 Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. 960 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,406 No commercials! No mercy! 961 01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:59,256 Spanish Language News is here. 962 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:00,841 Tonight's top story, 963 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:04,136 the sewers run red with Burgundy's blood. 964 01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:15,731 Well, looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest. 965 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:26,367 Now, before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. 966 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,163 Rule number one, 967 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:33,958 no touching of the hair or face. 968 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:36,293 Of course. 969 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:39,630 And that's it! Now let's do this! 970 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:50,182 Begin! 971 01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:30,931 I'm gonna straight-up murder your ass! 972 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:33,058 - Blade! - Here you go, mate! 973 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:37,730 God! I did not see that coming! 974 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:47,156 - Now I'll be number one. - No, you won't! 975 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:54,496 It's the police! It's the police! 976 01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:08,010 Boy, that escalated quickly. 977 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,472 I mean, that really got out of hand fast. 978 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:14,099 - It jumped up a notch. - It did, didn't it? 979 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,435 Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. 980 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:20,189 I saw that. Brick killed a guy. 981 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:21,857 - Did you throw a trident? - Yeah. 982 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:25,903 There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. 983 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:28,030 I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 984 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:31,200 Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. 985 01:04:31,284 --> 01:04:35,037 Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. 986 01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:38,374 I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel. 987 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:41,543 That's what you gotta do when you're in a vicious cockfight. 988 01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:44,213 Can you believe Mantooth and the Channel 9 Evening News Team? 989 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:46,382 "Where's your mommy? Someone's gotta change your diapers. " 990 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:49,218 This Corningstone business is really hurting our rep. 991 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:51,303 I know exactly what you mean, Brian. 992 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:54,056 Every newsman in this city's laughing at us. 993 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:58,018 - And I don't like it. - I don't like the put-downs. 994 01:04:58,103 --> 01:05:02,147 We're gonna do something about it. It is time to put an end to this! 995 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,858 Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. 996 01:05:04,943 --> 01:05:06,402 - What's your name? - Brian Fantana. 997 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,195 - Champ Kind. - Brian Fantana. 998 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,571 No, you're Brick. 999 01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:11,073 - Brian. - I'm Brian. 1000 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:15,202 And I've shown you, old man! 1001 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:18,789 Garth, I need to look at these tapes for a potential lead. 1002 01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:19,957 Ron's using the machine 1003 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:23,043 to play his local Emmy acceptance speech from last year. 1004 01:05:23,128 --> 01:05:25,379 I tried to ask her out on a date. 1005 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:28,465 Turn the music off! I'm still talking! 1006 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:30,759 - This is ridiculous! - I don't remember doing it. 1007 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:34,054 - Excuse me. - What are you doing? 1008 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:37,349 I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. 1009 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:41,437 I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. 1010 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:42,771 We are watching history. 1011 01:05:42,856 --> 01:05:47,818 Mr Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. 1012 01:05:47,902 --> 01:05:51,113 Big deal! I am very professional! 1013 01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:53,490 Mr Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. 1014 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:57,119 I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! 1015 01:05:57,203 --> 01:06:00,289 You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! 1016 01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,207 I'm a man who discovered the wheel 1017 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:05,377 and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. 1018 01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,212 That's what kind of man I am. 1019 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:10,215 You're just a woman with a small brain. 1020 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:13,719 With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. 1021 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:16,763 I will have you know that I have more talent 1022 01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:21,727 and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir! 1023 01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:24,229 You are a smelly pirate hooker! 1024 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,565 You look like a blueberry. 1025 01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:29,651 Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? 1026 01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:33,238 Well, you have bad hair. 1027 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,284 What did you say? 1028 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:43,332 I said your hair looks stupid. 1029 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:53,550 - Let them work it out! - It's between the two of them! 1030 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,649 They're just talking. Just talking. 1031 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:11,443 - I hate you! - I hate you more! 1032 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,292 Shut up! Shut up! 1033 01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:34,633 All right, stop! Stop what you're doing right now! 1034 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,678 I will not have my newsroom be divided. 1035 01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:41,557 Knights of Columbus, that hurts! 1036 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:46,895 I was like, "Who is that guy?" 1037 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:52,901 I just can't believe what Ron did to you. 1038 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:56,113 - It is so awful. - Yes. 1039 01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:01,868 Have you ever thought about fighting fire with fire? 1040 01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:06,164 What do you mean? 1041 01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:10,544 I have some information that you can choose to use or not use. 1042 01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,337 Up to you. 1043 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:17,426 Ron Burgundy will read anything that is put on that teleprompter. 1044 01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:21,388 And when I say anything, I mean anything. 1045 01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:31,690 Arnold, cue one. 1046 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,859 After the Fotomat was destroyed, 1047 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:36,778 the bear scampered back into the woods. 1048 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:40,282 Apparently he wasn't too happy with his colour prints. 1049 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:46,246 From the entire Channel 4 News Team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. 1050 01:08:46,331 --> 01:08:48,206 And I'm Ron Burgundy. 1051 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,542 Go fuck yourself, San Diego. 1052 01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,967 What in the name... 1053 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:00,135 No! 1054 01:09:00,928 --> 01:09:05,057 Nobody talks about my city that way! Ron Burgundy's ass is grass! 1055 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,979 Nice work, everyone. Sharp broadcast. 1056 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:13,482 Really good. Everyone on the floor as well. 1057 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:16,151 Really a lot of hustle. I liked it. 1058 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:18,487 Dump out! Dump out! 1059 01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:20,906 Hello, Edward. 1060 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:23,408 - Ron, I've got to fire you. - I've got to fire you. 1061 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:26,578 You're fired, Ed. 1062 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,664 Do you even know what you just said? 1063 01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:33,960 - Great Odin's raven! - Are you happy, Ron? 1064 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,422 Veronica. She put that in the teleprompter. 1065 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:41,343 You're probably right, but this is bad, Ron. Real bad. 1066 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:44,805 My hands are tied. I... I gotta fire you. 1067 01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:48,016 Ed, let's hold on. Let's count to 10. 1068 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:51,812 That's a rash decision. Is this about something else? 1069 01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:55,857 Ed, there's 300 very angry San Diegoites. 1070 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,443 San Diego-ins. San Diego-ans. 1071 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,821 - San Diegons. - San Diegans. 1072 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:03,031 San Diegans out in front of the station. 1073 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:06,410 - They want Ron's blood. - They want to hurt you. 1074 01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:08,912 Why did you say that? Why? 1075 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:11,873 Why, Ron? Why? 1076 01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:15,627 - You're my hero, Ron. - Garth, I... 1077 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:19,506 And you come out with stink like that, poop! 1078 01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:24,886 You poop mouth! Get all the poop out of your mouth! 1079 01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:28,724 If I were to give you money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain? 1080 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:31,893 I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you! 1081 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,651 Ron? Ron! 1082 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:43,155 I can't believe you did this to me! Are you happy? 1083 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:44,781 No, Ron, I'm not! 1084 01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:47,200 I have nothing left! Nothing! 1085 01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,119 I've been reduced to rubble! 1086 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,287 Ron? 1087 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:53,206 Come on, man, these people are about to tear you apart. 1088 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:55,083 - I have nothing! - Move, please! 1089 01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:58,211 No! No! 1090 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:13,518 Mr Burgundy, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1091 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,354 - Please, I... - You're an awful man! 1092 01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:20,567 You are truly a disappointment to us all, Mr Burgundy! 1093 01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:25,697 Bob Dylan once wrote, The Times They Are A-Changin'. 1094 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,784 Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. 1095 01:11:28,868 --> 01:11:31,578 So when he fell, he fell hard. 1096 01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:39,920 It's Channel 4 News at 6:00! 1097 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:44,299 Good evening, San Diego. I'm lead anchor Veronica Corningstone. 1098 01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:45,926 Tonight's top story, 1099 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:50,806 an ultrasound of Ling Wong, the most famous panda in the world, 1100 01:11:50,890 --> 01:11:53,225 shows that her baby is doing quite well. 1101 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,434 No! 1102 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,944 Ron Burgundy, stay classy. 1103 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,196 Hello, this is Ron. 1104 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:07,906 Hello. 1105 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,408 Who's there? I'm talking. Hello. 1106 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:12,452 Who is this? 1107 01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:16,331 Baxter, is that you? Baxter! 1108 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,917 Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. 1109 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:21,211 Is this Wilt Chamberlain? 1110 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:25,131 Have the courage to say something. Hello! 1111 01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,051 Hello! 1112 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:37,352 Hey, you watch yourself, mister. 1113 01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:40,772 - Hey, lady in the red hat. Yeah. - You smell. 1114 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:48,280 Guys. Guys, it's me, Ron. Fellas! 1115 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:52,200 Harken said he'd fire us if we talked to you. 1116 01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:55,120 - What? - I'm sorry. 1117 01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:57,706 Brian! 1118 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:00,000 - It's Ronnie! - Ron! 1119 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,877 - Champ! - Ron! 1120 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:04,379 Champ, come on. Come on! 1121 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,463 No, Brick. 1122 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,132 My sweet Brick. 1123 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:11,720 Brick, come hug me. I know you want to. 1124 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:15,682 I am completely miserable, San Diego! 1125 01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:21,146 It's so damn hot! 1126 01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,817 Milk was a bad choice! 1127 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:35,327 Yes, yes. Chris, listen to me. 1128 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:38,455 Put down the gun and let the marching band go. 1129 01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,957 We'll play it off as a prank. 1130 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:44,085 We'll straighten it out later. I'm getting another call. 1131 01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:45,962 Ed Harken. 1132 01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:48,256 What? Oh, my God! 1133 01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:52,552 Listen, everybody, Ling Wong the panda is giving birth! 1134 01:13:52,637 --> 01:13:55,764 Get Corningstone over there right away! 1135 01:13:55,848 --> 01:14:00,602 The network is picking up the feed. I want a shot of that panda being born! 1136 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,903 This is Ted Nightingale, Channel 6 News Los Angeles, 1137 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,529 reporting from the San Diego Zoo. 1138 01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:16,242 And this is the moment the entire world has been waiting for. 1139 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:19,162 I can only speculate as to the sex of the panda, 1140 01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:22,374 but if I had to guess, I'd say female. 1141 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,793 - Excuse me. Press. - Hey, lady, watch it. 1142 01:14:24,877 --> 01:14:26,878 Excuse me, I'm press. Thank you. What do you got? 1143 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,714 Nothing. All I can see is a blue curtain. 1144 01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:31,800 Oh, damn it. 1145 01:14:31,884 --> 01:14:35,720 Go over there and see if you can get a shot. I'll go this way. 1146 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:39,474 Hey, lady, why don't you go fetch me a sandwich? 1147 01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:41,893 Okay, I'll go get your sandwich. 1148 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:44,980 Then I'll show you the ratings where you're number two to a woman. 1149 01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:47,899 Ouch. Don't lose any more hair over it. 1150 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:51,820 - Whatever. - We're live, Mr Mantooth. 1151 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:55,198 Good afternoon, San Diego. 1152 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:57,784 We're here today to celebrate the birth of a panda. 1153 01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:19,097 Hey, nut job! Quit the singing! Creeping out all the regulars. 1154 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:23,101 I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song! 1155 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:26,730 Look, drunky, you been coming in here every day, 1156 01:15:26,814 --> 01:15:28,481 stinking up the joint with your craziness. 1157 01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:32,652 - Now, what the hell is wrong with you? - I got no heart! 1158 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,779 Because a she-devil stole it! 1159 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:38,616 You know what the worst part about it is? 1160 01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:41,703 She's better than me! 1161 01:15:43,122 --> 01:15:45,206 She's better than me. 1162 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,793 You know, times are changing. 1163 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:52,255 Ladies can do stuff now. 1164 01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:54,758 You're gonna have to learn how to deal with that. 1165 01:15:55,342 --> 01:15:57,677 What? Were you saying something? 1166 01:15:57,762 --> 01:16:00,013 Look, I don't speak Spanish. 1167 01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:14,944 Scotty. Scotty, I have the shot. 1168 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:16,654 Scotty. Scotty! 1169 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:22,327 Hey, that is some fantastic shot you got there. 1170 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:24,871 The kind of shot that gets you to the top of network news. 1171 01:16:24,955 --> 01:16:29,084 - Oh, well, we hope. - We at public television, 1172 01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:32,504 we're really down with the woman's lib thing. 1173 01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:37,383 That is so refreshing to me. Because the struggle I've... 1174 01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:43,515 Howie, we have the shot. 1175 01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:46,684 Up a little. Up, up. 1176 01:16:47,311 --> 01:16:49,395 You son of a bitch! 1177 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:52,941 Don't want to wake up your friends. 1178 01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:05,245 Help! 1179 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:07,997 - Simply vanished. - How do you lose your lead anchor? 1180 01:17:08,082 --> 01:17:10,083 - I can't find Corningstone. - Where the hell is she? 1181 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,460 - No one's seen her. - I can't believe this. 1182 01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:16,047 Every news outlet in the world is looking for coverage on this. 1183 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,883 I've got no damn lead anchor! 1184 01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:23,930 Damn it! Get me a phone. I can't believe I'm about to do this. 1185 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,810 Rocky's Bar, Grill, Fine Dining. 1186 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:32,105 - Is there an anchorman there? - Hold on. 1187 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:34,774 This is killing me. I'd rather slit my throat. 1188 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:37,318 - Hello? - Hello? 1189 01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:39,237 - Is this Ron? - Who is this? 1190 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,156 - It's me, Ed. - Who? 1191 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,658 - Ed Harken. - I don't know a Ned. 1192 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:46,744 - Ed Harken! - Ed! 1193 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,496 - Ed, hello. - Listen, Ron. 1194 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:52,125 Corningstone disappeared in the midst of the biggest story of the year. 1195 01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:54,377 We need you down here right away. 1196 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:55,920 Wait, Ed. 1197 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:59,090 Does this mean you're asking me to report the news again? 1198 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:02,760 - Yes. - Ed! 1199 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:05,180 That's wonderful! Thank you! 1200 01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:07,765 Ed, hold on. I want to say a few words. 1201 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:10,852 - You have always been a good friend! - Right. 1202 01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:12,437 - Always! - Right. 1203 01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:17,233 Get down here as quickly as you can. 1204 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:20,111 Ed, I'll be down there. 1205 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,947 And I'm going to look good. 1206 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,585 Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy. 1207 01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:38,630 Damn! That dude cleans up good! 1208 01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:42,800 If I'm gonna do this, I'll need my news team at my side. 1209 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,602 News team! 1210 01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:55,104 Assemble! 1211 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:01,945 Ron, I'm coming! 1212 01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:06,074 News team, assemble! 1213 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:10,328 Hey, Ron. 1214 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,996 What's up? 1215 01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:16,167 Hi. Didn't see you there. 1216 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:19,629 We've been here literally the entire time you have. 1217 01:19:19,713 --> 01:19:22,590 I'm a little embarrassed. 1218 01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:23,925 Look. 1219 01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:27,845 I just got the call from Harken. He wants me back. 1220 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:30,348 But I can't do this without my news team. 1221 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,225 I don't know, Ron. 1222 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:35,228 That was half a lifetime ago. We're different people now. 1223 01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:37,605 When you left, the hurt was so deep. 1224 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:39,524 I don't know if I can go through that again. 1225 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,192 Think about what you're asking. 1226 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:43,194 ...man. 1227 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,655 Gentlemen, 1228 01:19:46,532 --> 01:19:51,744 there was a time when you called me your lead anchor. 1229 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,250 Will you follow me again? 1230 01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:01,170 I'm getting too old for this shit. 1231 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,631 To the news van! 1232 01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:05,717 - To the news van! - Okay! 1233 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:21,941 Well, I'll be. Ron Burgundy. He's back! 1234 01:20:22,026 --> 01:20:25,153 Gentlemen, let's try to get in a good position for the story. 1235 01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:27,155 - How does the hair look? - Magnificent. 1236 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:29,032 You have hair like an angel. 1237 01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:32,327 Network talent scout. 1238 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:35,496 - This is a hot one. - I'm actually nervous. 1239 01:20:35,873 --> 01:20:39,625 Let's go get them. Wait! Did you just hear something? 1240 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:42,545 Help. 1241 01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:45,048 - Ron, help! - Veronica! 1242 01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:47,091 Are you okay? 1243 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:49,010 How did you get down there? 1244 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:50,887 Just go get someone. Please. 1245 01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:53,681 Hold on. Hold on! 1246 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,269 We've got to do something. 1247 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:01,105 Ron, I don't want to sound cruel, but... 1248 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,816 There's a network talent scout over there. 1249 01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:05,818 This is a tough decision. 1250 01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:07,945 So much to think about. 1251 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:10,448 Basically the biggest story of my career, 1252 01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:14,452 launching me to a level I've never known before, 1253 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:18,790 or saving the woman I used to have familiar relations with. 1254 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:23,461 This is hard! I am in a pickle! 1255 01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:29,884 Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. 1256 01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:31,719 No. Hold on. 1257 01:21:32,346 --> 01:21:33,930 It's clear now. 1258 01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:38,810 We go into the bear pit. 1259 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:41,896 Ron, don't. 1260 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,614 I immediately regret this decision. 1261 01:21:51,698 --> 01:21:54,742 What are you doing? Why didn't you get help? 1262 01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:59,122 These bears are massive! They looked a lot smaller from up there. 1263 01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:01,624 Fan out. Let's go find Harken. 1264 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,752 Stay calm. 1265 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:10,341 It's all right. I think it's all right, my sweet chinchilla. 1266 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:12,343 - Oh, Ron. - Yes, yes. 1267 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:17,265 In case we die here today, there's something that you should know. 1268 01:22:17,349 --> 01:22:20,101 That dirty trick with the teleprompter, it wasn't... 1269 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:24,147 Sweet Eli Whitney's nose! It wasn't you, was it? 1270 01:22:24,231 --> 01:22:26,607 It was Wes Mantooth. 1271 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:29,277 - I should have known. - No, no. 1272 01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:31,696 - No, I did it. - You bitch! 1273 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:38,703 You woke the bears. Why did you do that? 1274 01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:44,459 There's somebody in the bear pit! 1275 01:22:47,671 --> 01:22:54,010 It took my impending death for me to realise how much I need you. 1276 01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:55,636 Oh, Ron. 1277 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,558 Those bears are gonna hurt them! 1278 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:03,561 News team, let's hunt. 1279 01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:06,564 News team! 1280 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:11,777 Bear fight! 1281 01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:17,492 Come on. Come on! 1282 01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:25,166 Damn! 1283 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,251 Hit them in the uvula! 1284 01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:31,422 Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor! 1285 01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:35,009 The bears have descended on the news team 1286 01:23:35,093 --> 01:23:36,385 and it's not going well. 1287 01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:38,930 Clearly, after today, I will no longer... 1288 01:23:39,806 --> 01:23:42,266 Come on! Oh, God! 1289 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:44,852 It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous! 1290 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:47,939 Oh, no. 1291 01:23:48,899 --> 01:23:50,775 We woke up the mama. 1292 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,029 Oh, God! 1293 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,283 I don't wanna die. 1294 01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,119 Ron!!! 1295 01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:06,123 Baxter! 1296 01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:14,298 Leave these people alone. 1297 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,217 They mean you no harm. 1298 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:20,304 We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion. 1299 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:23,057 In my travels I met one of your kind. 1300 01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:25,726 His name was Katow-jo. 1301 01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:28,020 We became friends. 1302 01:24:28,564 --> 01:24:31,482 Katow-jo is my cousin. 1303 01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:34,151 Go in peace. 1304 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:38,030 I will tell tales of your compassion. 1305 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:43,160 Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears. 1306 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:51,877 - Look! They're following their mother! - It's instinct. 1307 01:24:51,962 --> 01:24:53,671 Oh, Baxter! 1308 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,925 Oh, Baxter, you're still alive! 1309 01:24:58,010 --> 01:25:01,178 Oh, I'm so happy! 1310 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:04,932 I'm so happy! You are alive! 1311 01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:07,643 I'm so happy! 1312 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:15,401 I will lick you! 1313 01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:19,196 I will lick you in front of everyone to show my joy. 1314 01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:23,451 Boy, he really likes that dog. 1315 01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:28,289 Burgundy! Burgundy! Burgundy! Burgundy! 1316 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:30,625 Burgundy! Burgundy! 1317 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:32,501 Hi, Ron. 1318 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:36,672 It's always a long fall from the top, isn't it? 1319 01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:37,882 Easy, Wes. 1320 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:41,344 I've been waiting to say this to you for a long time. 1321 01:25:41,428 --> 01:25:43,971 - All right. - Deep down in my stomach, 1322 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:46,349 with every inch of me, 1323 01:25:46,433 --> 01:25:50,311 I pure, straight hate you! 1324 01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:57,443 But, God damn it, do I respect you! 1325 01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:13,250 Thank you, brother. 1326 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:18,964 Burgundy! Burgundy! 1327 01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:23,427 Today we spell redemption, R-O-N. 1328 01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:26,097 Burgundy! Burgundy! 1329 01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,516 Ron, you're my hero! 1330 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:32,186 Ron, I think you've got a story to report. 1331 01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:37,483 - Are you sure, Ed? - Do it. 1332 01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:41,278 It's the story you were born to tell. 1333 01:26:46,576 --> 01:26:48,911 San Diego's waiting. Go get them. 1334 01:26:48,995 --> 01:26:50,621 Make way! 1335 01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:53,416 Ron Burgundy's about to report on pandas! 1336 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:57,837 Count me down. Three. 1337 01:26:57,921 --> 01:26:59,672 You're live, Mr Burgundy. 1338 01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:01,590 This is Ron Burgundy, 1339 01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:05,344 proudly reporting once again for Channel 4 News. 1340 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:09,390 Today's story is one of the more remarkable things 1341 01:27:09,474 --> 01:27:14,145 ever to happen to San Diago or even the world. 1342 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:17,231 But in order to properly retell it, 1343 01:27:17,315 --> 01:27:21,986 I'm going to need some help from my co-anchor, 1344 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,406 Miss Veronica Corningstone. 1345 01:27:27,409 --> 01:27:29,702 - High-pressure system... - No, no, no, no, Brick. 1346 01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:32,830 - High-pressure system... - Go stand over there. 1347 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,501 Oh, Ron. 1348 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:41,172 Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, 1349 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:44,800 but I am 72% sure that I love you. 1350 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:55,478 Yes, redemption was sweet for Ron Burgundy. 1351 01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:57,980 Yes! Ron! 1352 01:27:58,064 --> 01:28:01,609 - As for the news team... - Stop it! Ron! 1353 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:05,321 Champ Kind went on to become a commentator for the NFL, 1354 01:28:05,405 --> 01:28:07,239 but was later fired after being accused 1355 01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:11,452 of sexual harassment by Terry Bradshaw. 1356 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:13,454 Excuse me. 1357 01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:15,915 Is that Sex Panther you're wearing? 1358 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:20,961 Brian Fantana went on to have great success 1359 01:28:21,046 --> 01:28:25,883 as the host of the hit reality TV show Intercourse Island on the FOX Network. 1360 01:28:27,469 --> 01:28:28,844 Anyone seen Brick? 1361 01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:30,679 - Brick? - Don't! That tickles! 1362 01:28:30,764 --> 01:28:33,933 No, that tickles me! Come on! 1363 01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,436 Brick Tamland is married with 11 children 1364 01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:40,940 and is one of the top political advisors to the Bush White House. 1365 01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:43,776 I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! 1366 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,656 Hey! Is she going to live with us? 1367 01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:52,493 Because I am not cool with that. 1368 01:28:54,496 --> 01:28:57,748 And Ron and Veronica didn't stay in San Diego long. 1369 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:03,587 I chose them as my replacement, 1370 01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:07,007 and they became the first mixed-gender network news team, 1371 01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:09,426 and they're still doing it today. 1372 01:29:10,387 --> 01:29:12,513 From all of us here at the World News Center, 1373 01:29:12,597 --> 01:29:14,473 I'm Veronica Corningstone. 1374 01:29:14,558 --> 01:29:16,308 And I'm Ron Burgundy. 1375 01:29:16,393 --> 01:29:19,311 You stay classy, planet Earth. 1376 01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:39,957 Great Odin's raven! 1377 01:29:40,959 --> 01:29:43,335 By the hammer of Thor! 1378 01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:46,630 Saint Damien's beard! 1379 01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:49,550 Sweet grandmother's spatula! 1380 01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:52,386 Hot pot of coffee! 1381 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:55,806 Uncle Jonathan's corncob pipe! 1382 01:29:58,393 --> 01:30:01,562 I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. 1383 01:30:01,646 --> 01:30:03,397 In the back of the head. 1384 01:30:03,481 --> 01:30:04,982 I'm sorry. 1385 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:09,653 You're not very bright. You know that, right? 1386 01:30:09,738 --> 01:30:11,405 You're actually quite a dullard. 1387 01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:13,490 Everyone here knows it. 1388 01:30:14,326 --> 01:30:18,203 If I'm a dullard, you're the dull... 1389 01:30:19,664 --> 01:30:21,415 Can't think of anything to say, can you? 1390 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,251 Yes, I can. I can think of a lot of things to say. 1391 01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:26,545 Like, you're a dirty bitch. 1392 01:30:29,549 --> 01:30:34,094 Well, Ron, I'm gonna put poison... Oh, my God! 1393 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:41,894 I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava. 1394 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:45,105 I ate a whole bunch of fibreglass insulation. 1395 01:30:45,190 --> 01:30:48,442 It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said. 1396 01:30:48,526 --> 01:30:50,361 My stomach's itchy. 1397 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:51,987 I pooped a hammer. 1398 01:30:52,072 --> 01:30:53,781 I pooped a tape recorder. 1399 01:30:53,865 --> 01:30:56,075 I pooped a Cornish game hen. 1400 01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:02,081 Nope. 1401 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,084 You do not take a tone with me, 1402 01:31:05,168 --> 01:31:08,462 'cause I will give you a rap right on the Jack Johnson! 1403 01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:10,047 - Okay. - Yes. 1404 01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:11,674 Now this is happening. 1405 01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:14,927 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1406 01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,346 What are you... 1407 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:22,977 Action. 1408 01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:24,812 We'll go back to doing what I do best... 1409 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,898 I guess we'll go back to doing what I do best, show off. 1410 01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:31,527 - When do we get started? - When do we get started? 1411 01:31:31,611 --> 01:31:33,487 - That's my line. - When do we get started? 1412 01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:35,698 You say, "Whenever you like. " 1413 01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:37,408 Whenever you like. 1414 01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:39,743 Keep it rolling. This is good stuff. 1415 01:31:40,829 --> 01:31:44,164 ...an area bank in a daring... 1416 01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:47,751 Probably not the same one. Probably not the same guy. 1417 01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:56,468 Brick, before I let you go, 1418 01:31:56,553 --> 01:31:58,887 are you still having your celebrity golf tournament this summer? 1419 01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:00,931 No, too many people died last year. 1420 01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:03,350 So we're not gonna do... 1421 01:32:03,435 --> 01:32:05,144 Sorry. Sorry. 1422 01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:09,440 They named it San Diego. 1423 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:13,277 Which in German means a whale's vagina. 1424 01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,619 This is the most ridiculous thing ever. 1425 01:33:16,049 --> 01:33:18,258 Way to handle him. That was nice. 1426 01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:20,094 It sure is good to be number one. 1427 01:33:20,178 --> 01:33:23,013 It sure beats the hell out of number two. 1428 01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:26,600 We are laughing! 1429 01:33:26,684 --> 01:33:28,977 And we are very good friends. 1430 01:33:29,062 --> 01:33:31,897 Good buddies sharing a special moment. 1431 01:33:31,981 --> 01:33:34,817 Don't say anything, Ron. Just let it happen. 1432 01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:37,903 We're laughing, enjoying our friendship. 1433 01:33:37,987 --> 01:33:41,490 And someday we'll look back on this with much fondness. 1434 01:33:42,534 --> 01:33:43,700 Yeah. 1435 01:33:48,832 --> 01:33:50,207 Yeah.