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<font color=yellow>Disarikatakan oleh: Mohammad Izzat Azhar</font>
https://www.facebook.com/subbers
<font color=green>--Februari 21 2014 // Kedah--</font>

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Pencerita: Suatu ketika dahulu,
sebelum kewujudan kabel,...

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...sewaktu pemberita tempatan
sangat berpengaruh,...

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...sewaktu orang ramai percaya
apa yang mereka dengar dalam TV.

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Inilah zaman di mana hanya lelaki
dibenarkan membaca Berita.

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Dan di San Diego, seorang pemberita
membuktikan dirinya lain dari yang lain.

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Namanya ialah Ron Burgundy.

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Dia umpama dewa umat manusia.

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Dia mempunyai suara yang mampu
membuat wolverine menggigil,...

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...dan sut yang cantik...

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...mampu membuat Sinatra
kelihatan merempat.

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Dengan erti kata lain,
Ron Burgundy ialah orangnya.

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Aku nampak segak.

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Sangat segak.

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Semua orang!
Mari tengok betapa segaknya aku!

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Aku makan tulang tengahari tadi.
Sebab itu aku buat begini.

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How now brown cow.
How now brown cow.

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How now brown cow.

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Kau apa khabar?
Kau nampak cantik malam ni.

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Mungkin lain kali
jangan pakai bra.

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Aku bercakap dengan kau.
Bukan dia.

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Aku tak kenal dia.
Apa dia?

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Lanolin?

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La-lanolin?
Macam bulu kambing?

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Unique New York.

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Unique New York.

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Aku suka Scotch.

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Aku suka Scotch.
Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.

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Penjenayah itu mempunyai
kaki yang sangat besar.

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Berapa lama?
30 saat?

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Siaran langsung sekarang.
-Sekarang?

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Aku tak percayakan kau.

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# Doo doo doo. #
-Ron!

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Mari sini. Audrey.

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Aku kusut masai.
Mata aku lebam.

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Apa dia?
Kalau kau lelaki,...

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...dah lama aku
tumbuk mulut kau.

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Itu semak.
Liga semak.

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Human Torch tidak diberi
pinjaman bank.

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Kau dengar tak?
Audrey, pandang aku!

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Maafkan aku.

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Ya? Maafkan aku.

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Ha ha!
Ha ha ha ho!

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Ha ha ho.

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Ha oh!

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Baik, siaran langsung sekarang.

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Sedia, Phil.

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Siaran langsung dalam 5, 4,...

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Pencerita: Apabila jam
menunjukkan pukul 6:00,...

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...ia bermakna suatu
perkara bagi Ron Burgundy...

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...dan pasukan Beritanya:
Masa persembahan.

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Berita Saluran 4,...

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...pemberita penyandang
5 kali gelaran Ammy,...

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...Ron Burgundy.

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Champ Kind, Sukan.

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Brick Tamland, Cuaca.

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Dan pemberita tugasan luar anda,
Brian Fantana.

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Ini Berita Saluran 4
pada pukul 6:00.

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Selamat petang.
Saya Ron Burgundy,...

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...dan ini yang berlaku
di kawasan anda malam ini.

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Seorang lelaki La Jolla hampir
mati di sebuah hospital univerisiti...

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...apabila diserang sekumpulan
anjing liar...

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...di dalam sebuah kolam terbiar.

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Semua orang! Diam!
Ron Burgundy bersiaran langsung!

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Masyarakat masih hairan
kenapa segelintir penduduk...

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...masih membuang sampah...
-Ron Burgundy.

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Dia sebut perkataan pertamanya!

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Cuaca sekarang 82 darjah
di bandar ini,...

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...berbanding 48 darjah
di utara Northwest...

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...dan 38 darjah di Timur Tengah.

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Di persisiran Tampa Bay kelmarin,...

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...seorang jurukamera berjaya
merakamkan aksi...

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...seekor haiwan akuatik.

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Apa yang bakal anda tonton adalah
Berita Ekslusif Saluran 4.

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Namanya adalah
Nutty si Tupai,...

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...dan ia berumur 3 tahun.

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Macam mana?

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Tupai ini mampu meluncur air.

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Aduh, kelakarnya.
-Ya, sangat kelakar.

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Mewakili pasukan Berita 4,...

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...saya Ron Burgundy.

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Kekal bergaya,
San Diego.

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Kekal bergaya, San Diego.

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Dengar sini.
Rating bulan lepas baru keluar.

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Kita nombor satu.
Kita dah tawan setiap pelusuk pekan.

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Super-duper, geng!
-Ya!

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Super-duper!
Bagus!

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Ini berita baik.
Terus terang cakap.

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Tahniah semua.
-Itu berita baik!

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Baiklah!
-Jaga-jaga.

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Pastikan mereka tak berparti
terlampau teruk.

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Mereka tak pernah dengar cakap aku.
-Pastikan saja.

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Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan,
boleh beri perhatian kejap?

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Saya baru saja menerima sebuah berita
terkini yang sangat menggemparkan.

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Saya nak kamu semua tolong diam,...

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...dan dengar.

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Peluru Meriam!

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Pencerita:
Ya, mereka memang pemberita sejati.

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Burgundy adalah pengasasnya.

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Tetapi, setiap ahli mempunyai
keistimewaan tersendiri terhadap pasukan.

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Orang panggil saya Bri-man.

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Saya yang paling bergaya
antara semua.

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Saya tahu apa yang
anda tertanya-tanya,...

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...dan jawapannya ya, saya beri
nama samaran untuk anu saya.

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Ia digelar Octagon.

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Saya juga menamakan buah zakar saya.

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Sebelah kiri bernama
James Westfall,...

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...dan sebelah kanan bernama
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

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Jika wanita di luar sana bernasib baik,
anda mungkin dapat merangkul satu pakej.

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Mereka akan tembak laser...

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...setiap malam Jumaat.

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Saya Champ.
Saya gemar berseronok.

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Sebaik saja saya teguk koktel,...

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...saya boleh bakar dapur seseorang.

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Kemudian pergi SeaWorld,
tanggalkan seluar.

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Apa-apa pun, saya dikenali
gara-gara...

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...ungkapan ajaib saya,
"Whammy!"

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Misalnya, "Gene Tenace
di dalam pinggan...

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...dan whammy!"

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Whammy!

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Saya Brick Tamland.

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Semua orang sukakan saya
sebab saya sopan...

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...dan jarang terlewat.

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Saya suka makan ais krim,...

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...dan sangat gemar memakai
seluar slack.

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Selain itu, doktor
pernah beritahu,...

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...saya hanya mempunyai tahap
IQ sebanyak 48,...

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...dan orang gelar saya:

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"Terencat akal".

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Helo!

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Marco!
-Polo!

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Brian.
-Kau berseronok?

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Aku rasa seronok.

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Kau mesti jumpa awek ni.

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Dia pernah jadi tukang sorak Charger,
tapi dah patang tulang belakang.

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Sherri, perkenalkan Ron Burgundy.

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Ron.
-Helo.

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Saya ada berita baru untuk awak.

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Beritanya dekat sini.

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Wah, helo.

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Awak tuju pada buah dada awak.

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Oh, betul, awak tuju!

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Ron Burgundy?
-Ya?

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Saya sukakan awak semenjak
saya masih kecil lagi.

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Mari pergi ke tempat lain.

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Keadaan takkan pernah
jadi lebih baik dari ini.

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Kita pergi ke parti yang
sama selama 12 tahun ni,...

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...dan ia tak pernah mengecewakan.

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# Gonna make
our own lightning #

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# Yeah, she got the way
to move me, Cherry #

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# She got the way
to groove me #

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# Cherry, baby #

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# She got the way
to move me #

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# She got the way
to groove me... #

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Maafkan saya.

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Ron, kau nak ke mana?
Kau dah gila? Ron!

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Aku dah terlepas dia.

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Helo.

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Helo.

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Harapnya aku tak ganggu kau.

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Aku nampak kau tadi, dan,...

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...aku jarang buat begini tapi aku
tergerak untuk beritahu kau sesuatu.

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Kau ada...

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...keindahan yang
sangat memgasyikkan pada....

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...punggung kau.

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Maksud aku, dengan cara yang baik.

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Aku nak berkawan dengannya.

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Nampaknya kau tak pandai
memuji perempuan.

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Aku nak minta diri.

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Kau kenal aku siapa?

188
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Tidak, aku tak tahu.

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Aku tak pasti macam mana
nak cakap,...

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...tapi, aku sangat terkenal.

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Ya?

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Orang kenal aku.

193
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Aku tumpang gembira.

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Aku sangat penting.

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Aku ada...

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...banyak buku bersalut bulu,...

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...apartmen aku...

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...penuh dengan kayu kayan.

199
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Aku berkawan dengan Merlin Olsen.

200
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Dia pernah datang satu majlis.

201
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Bodohnya.

202
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Tidak, itu cerita yang menarik.

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Boleh aku...

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...mulakan balik?

205
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Boleh.

206
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Aku nak cakap sesuatu.
Aku akan luahkan.

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Kalau kau suka,
kau terima.

208
00:11:27,264 --> 00:11:28,864
Kalau kau tak suka,
aku minta maaf.

210
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Aku nak baring di atas kau.

211
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Tunggu, tunggu.

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Aku nak baring di atas kau.

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Baxter!

217
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Papa dah balik.

218
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Itu dia.
Anjing kecil aku.

219
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Kau okey?

220
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Tentulah aku jumpa
seorang perempuan malam ni.

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Yang ini berbeza.
Aku cakap betul.

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Sangat berbeza.

224
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Apa?

225
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Aku kesunyian?
Aku tak sunyi!

226
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Aku disayangi semua orang
di San Diego.

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Kau memang faham aku, Baxter.

229
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Baiknya kau.

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Kau bagai Buddha kerdil...

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...yang berbulu.

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Apa dia?

234
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Kau pun tahu aku tak faham Sepanyol.
Tolong cakap bahasa Inggeris.

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Kau berak dalam peti sejuk?

237
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Dan kau makan semua keju?

238
00:13:01,024 --> 00:13:02,904
Macam mana kau buat semua tu?

239
00:13:02,944 --> 00:13:05,384
Tak, aku tak marah.
Itu menakjubkan.

240
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Aku maafkan kau.

241
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Apa kata kita pakaikan kau
pijamas dan masuk tidur?

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Masa untuk tidur.
Okey, mari cepat.

244
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Liarnya parti semalam.

245
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Aku mabuk teruk.

247
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Aku bangun pagi ni...

248
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...dan aku berakkan seekor tupai.

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Aku cakap betul.
Betul-betul terjadi.

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Ajaibnya, binatang itu
masih bernyawa.

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Aku bawa tupai
bersalut najis itu...

252
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...ke pejabat pagi ni.

253
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Entah ke mana dah terlepas.

254
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Aku minta maaf, Champ.

255
00:13:57,624 --> 00:13:59,464
Rasanya aku dah makan
tupai najis kau.

256
00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:01,904
Baiklah, semua.
Dengar sini.

257
00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:04,464
Selamat pagi.

258
00:14:04,504 --> 00:14:07,224
Ini cerita yang akan
kita liputi hari ini.

259
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,904
Nampaknya Ling Wong,...

260
00:14:08,944 --> 00:14:11,864
...panda jenis jarang di
zoo San Diego, sedang bunting.

261
00:14:11,904 --> 00:14:13,544
Ini berita hangat.

262
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:16,424
Ini mungkin cerita paling hangat
bagi musim panas ini.

263
00:14:16,424 --> 00:14:19,264
Rangkaian televisyen pasti
mahukan liputan berita itu.

264
00:14:19,304 --> 00:14:22,024
Bercakap mengenai rangkaian,
apa yang kita perlukan...

265
00:14:22,064 --> 00:14:24,064
...adalah seorang pemberita baru.

266
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,064
Jadi, Ron...
-Ya? Rangkaian?

267
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:27,584
Mereka ada di sini?

268
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,504
Kebanyakan dari kamu pasti
dah dengar banyak aduan...

269
00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:38,344
...mengenai kurangnya kepelbagaian
dalam pasukan Berita kita.

270
00:14:44,744 --> 00:14:46,984
Apa maksud "kepelbagaian"?

271
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:49,344
Mungkin aku silap,...

272
00:14:49,384 --> 00:14:52,864
...tapi rasanya, kepelbagaian
adalah sebuah kapal usang...

273
00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:56,264
...yang pernah diguna semasa
era perang Saudara.

274
00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:58,944
Memang aku terkejut kalau
orang ramai bimbang...

275
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:01,144
...dengan kurangnya sebuah
kapal kayu usang itu,...

276
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:03,464
...tapi kau memang kelakar.

277
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:06,104
Kepelbagaian bermaksud
zaman makin berubah,...

278
00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:08,384
...dan itu bermakna...

279
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,384
Ron, kau dengar tak?
-Tak.

280
00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:13,544
Ini melibatkan kita semua.
-Okey.

281
00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:17,344
Oleh itu, aku nak mengumumkan
kemasukan ahli baru...

282
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,544
...ke pasukan Berita KVWN,...

283
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:22,224
...terus dari WYPN...

284
00:15:22,264 --> 00:15:25,424
...di Asheville, Carolina Utara,...

285
00:15:25,464 --> 00:15:28,464
...Cik Veronica Corningstone.

286
00:15:28,504 --> 00:15:31,464
# Who's that lady? #
-Helo.

287
00:15:31,504 --> 00:15:33,984
# Who's that lady... #
-Helo, semua.

288
00:15:34,024 --> 00:15:36,464
Saya hanya nak cakap yang saya...

289
00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:38,704
...berbesar hati dapat berkhidmat...

290
00:15:38,744 --> 00:15:41,904
...di Balai Berita ini
yang sudah gah reputasinya.

291
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,944
Tolonglah, Ed!
Ini semua karut!

292
00:15:46,984 --> 00:15:49,344
Jangan salah faham.
Aku suka perempuan.

293
00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:52,784
Mereka buat aku berpeluh,
tapi mereka tak layak lapor berita!

294
00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:56,144
Pemberita lelaki saja,
tiada pemberita wanita!

295
00:15:56,184 --> 00:15:59,704
Itu fakta saintifik!

296
00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:02,904
Aku tak faham apa
yang kita sedang pekikkan!

297
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,784
Ron, apa pendapat kau?

298
00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:07,824
Dia, dia, ini semua karut!

299
00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:10,824
Mata dia sangat cantik,
dan rambut dia pun wangi!

301
00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:14,064
Bunyi bising!

302
00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:18,864
Baiklah, bertenang.
Dia takkan rampas tempat sesiapa.

303
00:16:18,904 --> 00:16:22,464
Aku ada terbaca yang senggugut
dapat tarik perhatian beruang.

304
00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:25,264
Beruang boleh hidu senggugut.

305
00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:28,864
Kau dengar tu, Ed?

306
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,824
Beruang. Kau dah letakkan
Balai Berita ini dalam bahaya.

307
00:16:31,864 --> 00:16:34,384
Satu saja aku nak cakap, Ed,...

308
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:37,544
...punggung dia memang cantik.

309
00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:40,784
Aku akan letak sos barbeku
di atasnya...

310
00:16:40,824 --> 00:16:43,464
...dan gigit, makan, makan!

311
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:46,064
Hentikan!

314
00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,224
Champ! Champ!

315
00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:57,864
En. Harken, saya tertanya-tanya...

316
00:16:57,904 --> 00:16:59,904
...sama ada awak tahu bila
pejabat saya boleh siap diguna.

317
00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:01,984
Itu mungkin akan mengambil sedikit masa.

318
00:17:02,024 --> 00:17:05,304
Buat sementara ini, apa kata
awak duduk di mana ada tempat kosong?

319
00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:08,464
Kau boleh guna pejabat aku!
Lepas tu kita boleh makan tengahari!

320
00:17:09,784 --> 00:17:11,264
Perlahankan suara kau, Ron.

322
00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:16,384
Baiklah. Terima kasih, En. Harken.

323
00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:19,304
Saya pergi siapkan meja saya.

325
00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:29,904
Dia sungguh bergetah!

328
00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:36,104
Semua Balai sama saja.

329
00:17:36,144 --> 00:17:38,704
Wanita lain kerap bertanya,
macam mana aku tempuh semua ini.

330
00:17:38,744 --> 00:17:41,344
Hakikatnya, aku tiada pilihan.

331
00:17:41,384 --> 00:17:43,264
Ini memang dunia lelaki.

332
00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:45,544
Tetapi sementara mereka bergelak
ketawa dan bersuka-ria,...

333
00:17:45,584 --> 00:17:47,224
...aku sedang mengejar teraju utama...

334
00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:49,944
...berlatih latihan suara.

335
00:17:49,984 --> 00:17:52,944
Kerana satu-satunya cara untuk
berjaya adalah dengan menjadi terbaik.

336
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,664
Paling terbaik.

337
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,704
Situasi sukar.

338
00:17:59,784 --> 00:18:03,184
Aku rasa perkara yang patut kita
buat dengan cik Corningstone,...

339
00:18:03,224 --> 00:18:05,864
...untuk bendung dia,
adalah dengan meniduri dia.

340
00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:09,304
Punggung dia buat aku gila!

341
00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:11,824
Aku rasa macam serigala!

342
00:18:11,864 --> 00:18:14,304
Kawan-kawan, bawa bertenang!

343
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,904
Dia pun ada perasaan.

344
00:18:17,944 --> 00:18:19,424
Dengar apa Burgundy cakap.

345
00:18:19,504 --> 00:18:22,504
Dia bercakap dengan suara lembut,
macam budak sekolah...!

346
00:18:22,544 --> 00:18:24,504
Kau macam gay.

349
00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:31,424
Ini aku, Papa Burgundy.

350
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:35,064
Dari pemerhatian aku,
Corningstone layak dipermain.

351
00:18:35,104 --> 00:18:37,744
Mulakan permainan!

353
00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:42,424
Itu dia.

354
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:44,424
Aku sangat teruja.

355
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,904
Apa ni?

357
00:18:55,464 --> 00:18:59,024
Ron Burgundy dan pasukan
Berita Saluran 4.

358
00:18:59,064 --> 00:19:01,144
Helo, Wes Mantooth.

359
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:02,984
Helo,
pasukan Berita Petang.

360
00:19:03,024 --> 00:19:04,504
Cantik baju kamu semua.

361
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,224
Aku tak tahu pulak pihak tentera
tengah adakan jualan pakaian.

363
00:19:09,744 --> 00:19:11,904
Tengoklah mereka.

364
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:17,824
Dekat mana kamu beli baju tu?

365
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,864
Dekat Kedai Tandas?

366
00:19:22,784 --> 00:19:25,624
Apa kau buat di kawasan kami, Burgundy?

367
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,104
Kau memang mencari nahas.

368
00:19:28,104 --> 00:19:31,544
Aku akan hentak kepala
kau ke cermin depan,...

369
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,784
...kemudian ajak Mak kau,
Dorothy Mantooth,...

370
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:38,304
...keluar makan makan malam
dan tinggalkan dia lepas tu!

371
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:41,184
Dorothy Mantooth orang baik!
Kau faham?

372
00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,744
Dorothy Mantooth orang baik!

373
00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:46,424
Jangan libatkan Mak dalam hal ni, okey?

374
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,904
Tak perlu.

375
00:19:52,144 --> 00:19:55,344
Lagipun, aku yakin, Wes ini,...

376
00:19:55,384 --> 00:19:59,824
...cuma kecewa sebab perlu terima hakikat
dia di kedudukan nombor 2 sekali lagi.

378
00:20:01,704 --> 00:20:04,144
Kau tak patut ungkit tu, Burgundy.

379
00:20:04,184 --> 00:20:06,304
Sistem rating dah ketinggalan zaman.

380
00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:12,184
Mereka tak kira rumah yang ada
lebih dari 2 set televisyen.

382
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:15,544
Agaknya kau betul dari segi tu,...

383
00:20:15,584 --> 00:20:17,064
...Nombor 2.

385
00:20:19,824 --> 00:20:22,544
Salam sejahtera.

386
00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:24,304
Jumpa lagi bila-bila.

390
00:20:37,184 --> 00:20:39,664
Sampel audiens itu tak boleh dipercayai!

391
00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:43,224
Berhenti bersembunyi di balik rating,
Burgundy! Aku akan pintas kau!

392
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:47,864
Aku benci kau, Ron Burgundy.

393
00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:51,024
Korang tak boleh cakap sepatah pun?

394
00:20:51,064 --> 00:20:53,144
Mamat yang terencat itu pun
boleh bercakap satu ayat!

395
00:20:53,224 --> 00:20:55,824
Korang pula berdiri saja?

396
00:20:58,144 --> 00:21:01,184
Ya, tapi saya rasa anak saya
cuma melalui satu fasa baru.

397
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,024
Saya tak tahu dari mana...

398
00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,904
...dia boleh dapat
majalah dewasa Jerman.

399
00:21:06,944 --> 00:21:09,064
Awak dan saya dua orang dewasa.

400
00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:12,424
Saya yakin kita berdua pernah
lihat bahan bacaan lucah sebegini.

401
00:21:12,464 --> 00:21:13,944
Awak tak pernah?

402
00:21:13,944 --> 00:21:16,664
Tentulah awak tak pernah.
Bodohnya saya. Saya pun tak pernah.

403
00:21:16,704 --> 00:21:18,984
Saya bercakap dari segi umum.

404
00:21:19,024 --> 00:21:23,384
Saya akan singgah ke sekolah
nanti, Sister Margaret.

405
00:21:23,424 --> 00:21:26,384
Ed, dia nak masuk juga.

406
00:21:26,424 --> 00:21:28,064
En. Harken, tuan,...

407
00:21:28,104 --> 00:21:31,064
...saya takkan terima tugasan pertama
saya di Balai Berita ini...

408
00:21:31,104 --> 00:21:33,064
...kalau ia peragaan fesyen kucing.

409
00:21:33,104 --> 00:21:35,704
Cik Corningstone,...

410
00:21:35,744 --> 00:21:38,944
...awak wajib mengulas berita
yang ditugaskan kepada awak.

411
00:21:38,984 --> 00:21:41,864
En. Harken, saya seorang
wartawan yang bagus,...

412
00:21:41,904 --> 00:21:45,104
...dan pertunjukan fesyen kucing
adalah program yang mengarut.

413
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,104
Ia bukan tugasan mengarut.
Pergi buat kerja awak!

414
00:21:48,144 --> 00:21:50,384
Ia mengarut!

416
00:21:57,264 --> 00:21:59,664
Aku akan cuba jerat
gadis baru ni.

417
00:21:59,704 --> 00:22:01,744
Mari mulakan permainan.

418
00:22:01,824 --> 00:22:04,944
Champ, aku tak maksudkan
kita buat betul-betul.

419
00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:07,184
Itu sembang-sembang kosong saja.
-Yalah tu.

420
00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:08,504
Kau kelakar, Burgundy.

421
00:22:10,064 --> 00:22:13,624
Maaf, aku nak ambil ini.
Oh, maaf terkena.

423
00:22:15,904 --> 00:22:18,224
Champ?

424
00:22:18,264 --> 00:22:20,824
Kau nak sentuh buah dada aku, kan?

425
00:22:20,864 --> 00:22:24,584
Aku suka kedua-duanya disatukan.

426
00:22:24,624 --> 00:22:27,264
Apa kata kalau kita keluar berdua?

427
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,784
Pergi makan ayam,
pergi buat seks.

429
00:22:31,504 --> 00:22:34,384
Sini aku nak cakap.

430
00:22:35,904 --> 00:22:37,744
Maaf.

434
00:22:44,504 --> 00:22:46,784
Masa untuk siapkan diri.

436
00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:53,904
Ia tak pernah berhenti
menterujakan aku.

437
00:22:53,944 --> 00:22:56,144
Haruman apa kau nak pakai?

438
00:22:56,184 --> 00:22:57,744
London Gentleman, atau--

439
00:22:57,784 --> 00:23:00,944
Tidak. Nanti.

440
00:23:00,984 --> 00:23:02,664
Blackbeard's Delight.

441
00:23:02,704 --> 00:23:05,424
Tak, dia akan dapat haruman istimewa.

442
00:23:06,624 --> 00:23:09,384
Ia digelar Sex Panther
oleh Odeon.

443
00:23:09,424 --> 00:23:13,384
Diharamkan di 9 buah negara.

444
00:23:13,464 --> 00:23:15,904
Dihasilkan dengan cebisan daging
harimau bintang sebenar.

445
00:23:15,944 --> 00:23:18,744
Maksudnya ini memang barang baik.
-Bau agak pelik.

446
00:23:18,784 --> 00:23:20,064
Oh ya.

447
00:23:20,104 --> 00:23:22,104
Bauan yang jarang.

448
00:23:22,144 --> 00:23:25,264
Ia menyengat hidung.

449
00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,184
Dengan cara yang menarik.

450
00:23:27,224 --> 00:23:30,024
Izinkan aku berterus terang.
Baunya macam minyak petrol.

451
00:23:30,064 --> 00:23:32,464
Mereka dah buat kajian,
kau tahu.

452
00:23:32,504 --> 00:23:36,264
60% kajian dari itu,
haruman ini berjaya membuahkan hasil.

455
00:23:40,744 --> 00:23:43,144
Mari tengok samada kita boleh
buat kucing ni merengek.

457
00:23:48,304 --> 00:23:51,864
Hai, si pipi manis. Ada jemputan
yang ingin aku ajukan pada kau.

458
00:23:55,664 --> 00:23:57,264
Oh tuhanku.

459
00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:59,304
Bau apa tu?

461
00:24:00,624 --> 00:24:02,824
Itu bau nafsu, cik adik.

462
00:24:02,864 --> 00:24:04,944
Tak, ini bau macam...

463
00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:08,304
...lampin terpakai yang penuh
dengan makanan India.

464
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:10,304
Maafkan aku.

465
00:24:10,344 --> 00:24:12,304
Bau nafsu memang begitu
pada sesetengah orang.

466
00:24:12,344 --> 00:24:16,184
Bau apa ni? Macam najis terbakar!

469
00:24:20,624 --> 00:24:22,704
Bau macam anu Bigfoot!

473
00:24:29,104 --> 00:24:31,064
Bau apa tu?

474
00:24:35,504 --> 00:24:38,784
Ini lagi teruk daripada rakun
tersekat dalam mesin penyalin.

475
00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:40,264
Ya.

478
00:24:44,864 --> 00:24:46,384
Tengok sini.

479
00:24:46,424 --> 00:24:48,344
Maafkan aku, Veronica.

480
00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:51,104
Ya, ada apa, Brick?

481
00:24:51,144 --> 00:24:53,104
Aku nak jemput kau,...

482
00:24:53,144 --> 00:24:55,304
...ke sebuah parti seluar.

483
00:24:56,344 --> 00:24:57,624
Apa dia?

484
00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,464
Parti seluar.

485
00:25:00,504 --> 00:25:03,304
Parti dengan seluar?

486
00:25:03,344 --> 00:25:04,704
Brick, maksud kau...

487
00:25:04,744 --> 00:25:07,304
...ada parti berlangsung dalam
seluar kau dan aku dijemput?

488
00:25:07,344 --> 00:25:08,944
Ya.

489
00:25:08,984 --> 00:25:11,864
Brian yang suruh kau
cakap begini, Brick?

490
00:25:11,904 --> 00:25:13,784
Tidak.
Ya, dia suruh.

491
00:25:13,824 --> 00:25:18,504
Tak, aku tak nak hadiri parti
dalam seluar kau.

492
00:25:18,544 --> 00:25:20,184
Baiklah. Ian?

493
00:25:20,224 --> 00:25:22,224
Kau nak pergi parti dalam seluar?

494
00:25:22,224 --> 00:25:24,064
Tak, Brick.

495
00:25:24,104 --> 00:25:26,104
Baiklah. Minta diri!

497
00:25:32,424 --> 00:25:35,584
Aku cakap kau,
dia memang susah.

498
00:25:35,624 --> 00:25:37,704
Hati dia keras.

499
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:41,064
Lidah aku terbakar.

500
00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:43,344
Satu-satunya cara untuk goda
wanita berkelas macam ni...

501
00:25:43,384 --> 00:25:46,224
...adalah dengan bawa dia ke
pertunjukan senjatapi...

502
00:25:49,264 --> 00:25:51,224
...dan tengok sama ada
dia suka atau tak.

504
00:25:53,424 --> 00:25:55,384
1,001.

505
00:25:55,424 --> 00:25:59,384
1,002.

506
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,624
Encik Burgundy?
-1,003.

507
00:26:01,664 --> 00:26:04,024
Helen cakap kau nak jumpa aku?

508
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,384
Oh, Cik Corningstone.

509
00:26:05,424 --> 00:26:08,424
Aku tak tunggu sesiapa.

511
00:26:11,624 --> 00:26:13,864
Aku tengah bersenam.

512
00:26:13,904 --> 00:26:15,784
Hari Selasa senaman lengan dan belakang.

513
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,064
Tapi, kau yang minta aku datang.
-Ya?

514
00:26:19,104 --> 00:26:20,544
Ya.

516
00:26:22,424 --> 00:26:24,664
Rasa macam terbakar!

517
00:26:24,704 --> 00:26:27,784
Lemak terbakar!

518
00:26:27,824 --> 00:26:30,864
Aku nyaris tak boleh angkat lengan
sebab aku buat banyak sangat.

519
00:26:30,904 --> 00:26:34,544
Mungkin kau tak dengar aku kira tadi.
Aku buat lebih 1,000.

520
00:26:34,584 --> 00:26:36,544
Otot lengan ini...

521
00:26:36,584 --> 00:26:39,384
...bersambung ke otot bahu.

522
00:26:39,424 --> 00:26:41,704
Memang membosankan,
tapi ini sebahagian dari hidup aku.

523
00:26:41,744 --> 00:26:44,544
Izinkan aku pakai baju,
kalau kau tak kisah.

524
00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:47,904
Hati-hati dengan senjatapi aku.
Mereka akan kejar kau.

525
00:26:47,944 --> 00:26:49,624
Kau sangat terdesak.

526
00:26:49,664 --> 00:26:54,784
Ini adalah percubaan mengurat
paling bodoh pernah aku tengok.

528
00:26:54,824 --> 00:26:58,744
Aku tak hairan kalau dari mereka,
En. Burgundy, tapi bukan kau.

529
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,144
Tunggu sekejap!
Aku cuba mengurat?

530
00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:02,624
Aku tersinggung.

531
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,104
Aku tiada masa nak ke gim,...

532
00:27:05,144 --> 00:27:07,704
...jadi aku terpaksa bina
senjatapi aku dari pejabat.

533
00:27:07,744 --> 00:27:10,664
Tolong berhenti panggil
lengan kau "senjatapi".

534
00:27:10,704 --> 00:27:12,664
Begini.

535
00:27:12,704 --> 00:27:14,904
Pelan aku nak tanya kau...

536
00:27:14,944 --> 00:27:17,584
...sama ada kau sudi aku
bawa kau meronda bandar...

537
00:27:17,624 --> 00:27:20,224
...sebagai seorang profesional
menolong profesional lain,...

538
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,304
...sebab aku tahu perasaan
keseorangan di bandar baru.

539
00:27:25,704 --> 00:27:27,744
Ya?
-Ya.

540
00:27:27,784 --> 00:27:30,344
Tapi aku dah tersinggung.

541
00:27:30,384 --> 00:27:33,064
Terkejut dan tersinggung...

542
00:27:33,104 --> 00:27:34,424
...dan terluka.

543
00:27:34,464 --> 00:27:36,344
Aku sudi.

544
00:27:36,384 --> 00:27:37,584
Betul?

545
00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:39,504
Ya.

546
00:27:39,544 --> 00:27:41,504
Sebagai seorang wartawan,
aku mesti kenali...

547
00:27:41,544 --> 00:27:43,464
...bandar yang aku liputi.

548
00:27:43,504 --> 00:27:46,504
Tapi ini bukan temu janji.
-Dah tentulah tak.

549
00:27:46,504 --> 00:27:49,224
Atas dasar professional.
-Bagus.

551
00:27:53,424 --> 00:27:54,904
Aku jemput kau...

552
00:27:54,944 --> 00:27:56,344
...8:00 malam?

553
00:27:58,624 --> 00:28:00,104
9:00 malam.

555
00:28:01,864 --> 00:28:03,304
Tingkat bawah?

556
00:28:03,344 --> 00:28:06,304
En. Burgundy, kau mengalami
ketegangan yang melampau.

558
00:28:09,784 --> 00:28:12,304
Ya, nampaknya.

559
00:28:12,344 --> 00:28:15,024
Maaf, ini...

560
00:28:15,064 --> 00:28:17,464
...ini corak sebenarnya.

561
00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:19,744
Ini hanya ilusi pemandangan.

562
00:28:19,784 --> 00:28:21,744
Ini corak pada seluar aku.

563
00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:25,184
Tiada apa yang mencanak.

564
00:28:25,224 --> 00:28:27,264
Aku akan simpan balik.

565
00:28:27,344 --> 00:28:30,304
Simpan balik ke kedai pakaian.

566
00:28:31,304 --> 00:28:33,584
Aduh, kekoknya.

567
00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:35,344
Aku akan berjalan...

568
00:28:35,384 --> 00:28:37,064
Aku akan pergi...

569
00:28:37,104 --> 00:28:39,984
...dan jumpa kau nanti.
Tak ada nak ditengok.

570
00:28:40,024 --> 00:28:42,024
Buat kerja masing-masing, semua.

571
00:28:42,064 --> 00:28:44,024
Jangan pura-pura tak kagum.

572
00:28:44,064 --> 00:28:45,664
Jangan tengok aku.

573
00:28:45,704 --> 00:28:48,504
Aku berjalan keliling ofis.

574
00:28:48,544 --> 00:28:50,504
Cara berjalan terbaru.

575
00:28:50,544 --> 00:28:53,224
Ada masalah yang perlu
aku selesaikan.

577
00:28:55,104 --> 00:28:58,064
Kita ke Brian Fantana langsung...

578
00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,464
...dengan Berita Ekslusif
Saluran 4.

579
00:29:00,504 --> 00:29:01,824
Brian?

580
00:29:01,864 --> 00:29:04,224
Berita Panda.
Keadaan agak tegang.

581
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,904
Saya pernah mengulas
banyak laporan,...

582
00:29:06,944 --> 00:29:08,544
...tetapi ini berbeza.

583
00:29:08,584 --> 00:29:11,624
Ching si Raja berada
di dalam sekarang.

584
00:29:11,664 --> 00:29:14,704
Saya cuba menjalankan temuramah,
tetapi mereka cakap: "Tak boleh".

585
00:29:14,744 --> 00:29:17,504
"Da beruang hidup. Dia
mampu koyakkan muka kamu."

586
00:29:17,544 --> 00:29:20,544
Kau buat aku nampak bodoh!

587
00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:23,464
Keluarlah ke sini!
Panda bodoh!

588
00:29:23,464 --> 00:29:26,144
Laporan yang menarik.
Sangat bermaklumat.

590
00:29:28,104 --> 00:29:30,424
Itu saja dari kami
di Berita Saluran 4.

591
00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:32,744
Kekal bergaya,
San Diego.

592
00:29:32,784 --> 00:29:34,784
Saya Ron Burgundy?

593
00:29:35,944 --> 00:29:39,704
Aduh! Siapa taipkan tanda soal
pada Teleprompter?

594
00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:43,064
Tak kira apa saja yang kamu
taip ke teleprompter tu,...

595
00:29:43,104 --> 00:29:44,464
...Burgundy akan baca.

596
00:29:47,384 --> 00:29:51,944
Ini semua silap.

598
00:29:51,984 --> 00:29:55,104
Dia sangat comel.
Tak, dia tak comel. Dia berbulu.

599
00:29:55,144 --> 00:29:57,544
Itu dia!
Veronica!

600
00:29:57,584 --> 00:30:00,064
Patung kerdil cinaku.

601
00:30:00,104 --> 00:30:01,984
Aku sangat teruja.

602
00:30:02,024 --> 00:30:04,504
Hai.

603
00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:06,624
Kau nampak cantik.

604
00:30:06,664 --> 00:30:09,664
Kita umpama si cantik
dan si buruk rupa.

606
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,064
Tapi aku si buruk rupa yang kacak.

607
00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:14,824
Bersedia untuk lawatan kita?

608
00:30:14,864 --> 00:30:16,504
Ini bukan temu janji.

609
00:30:16,544 --> 00:30:19,144
Tak. Betul-betul professional.

610
00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:21,744
Tapi tak bermakna kita
tak boleh berseronok.

611
00:30:21,824 --> 00:30:23,504
Boleh kita?
-Ya.

612
00:30:28,144 --> 00:30:30,184
San Diego.

613
00:30:31,224 --> 00:30:33,184
Nikmatilah.

614
00:30:33,224 --> 00:30:35,184
Sentiasa segarkan mata aku.

616
00:30:37,464 --> 00:30:39,424
Permandangan yang indah,
En. Burgundy.

617
00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:42,864
Aku tahu. Aku sayangkan bandar ni.

618
00:30:42,904 --> 00:30:44,544
Itu fakta.

619
00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:46,904
Ini bandar terhebat dalam
sejarah manusia.

621
00:30:48,584 --> 00:30:51,984
Dibuka oleh orang Jerman
pada tahun 1904.

622
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:55,184
Mereka namakannya San Diago,...

623
00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:59,264
...yang mana dalam bahasa Jerman
bermaksud kemaluan ikan paus.

624
00:31:01,504 --> 00:31:04,424
Tak, tak betul.

625
00:31:08,864 --> 00:31:11,704
Maafkan aku.
Aku cuba nak kagumkan kau.

627
00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:16,224
Aku tak tahu apa maksudnya.

628
00:31:16,264 --> 00:31:19,224
Terus terang cakap, tak ada siapa
pun tahu apa makna San Diego.

629
00:31:19,264 --> 00:31:21,624
Para sejarawan yakin yang
asal-usulnya telah pupus...

630
00:31:21,664 --> 00:31:23,624
...berabad-abad lalu.

631
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:26,064
Bukankah maksud asalnya
Saint Diego?

632
00:31:27,224 --> 00:31:29,984
Tidak.

633
00:31:30,024 --> 00:31:32,544
Memang itu maksudnya.

634
00:31:32,584 --> 00:31:33,904
Betul.

635
00:31:33,944 --> 00:31:36,464
Setuju untuk tidak bersetuju.

636
00:31:40,864 --> 00:31:42,744
Boleh saya ambil pesanan encik?

637
00:31:42,784 --> 00:31:46,184
Ya, berikan saya
3 jejari Glenlivet...

638
00:31:46,224 --> 00:31:49,104
...dengan sedikit lada,
dan juga keju.

639
00:31:49,144 --> 00:31:51,024
Sangat menarik.

640
00:31:51,064 --> 00:31:52,944
Sepinggan Manhattan,
dan vermouth mahasedap...

641
00:31:52,944 --> 00:31:55,104
...dengan hidangan sampingan
yang sangat mantap.

642
00:31:55,144 --> 00:31:56,944
Baiklah.
-Terima kasih, Scott.

643
00:31:56,984 --> 00:31:58,984
Terima kasih.

644
00:31:59,024 --> 00:32:01,624
Cara pesanan yang menarik.

645
00:32:01,664 --> 00:32:04,864
Biasalah, "Pabila di Rom".

646
00:32:04,904 --> 00:32:06,424
Ya?

647
00:32:06,464 --> 00:32:08,344
Teruskan ayat kau.

648
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:11,864
"Buat apa yang orang Rom buat"?

649
00:32:11,904 --> 00:32:13,624
Itu pepatah lama.

650
00:32:13,664 --> 00:32:15,864
Aku tak pernah dengar pula.

651
00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:17,664
Pepatah yang menarik.

652
00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:19,944
En. Burgundy.

653
00:32:19,984 --> 00:32:22,384
Tino! Apa khabar?
-Gembira jumpa kau.

654
00:32:22,424 --> 00:32:24,064
Kau nampak kacak.

655
00:32:24,104 --> 00:32:26,064
Tino, Veronica.

656
00:32:26,104 --> 00:32:28,704
Veronica.
Teman wanita yang cantik.

657
00:32:28,744 --> 00:32:30,704
Tino belanja minuman malam ni.
-Tak.

658
00:32:30,744 --> 00:32:33,224
Kami rakan sekerja.
Saya bekerja di Balai.

659
00:32:33,264 --> 00:32:36,384
Saya wartawan.
-Oh, okey, dia lelaki yang baik.

660
00:32:36,424 --> 00:32:38,544
Tino ialah pemilik
kelab terbaik di bandar ni.

661
00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:40,144
Kawan baikku, kan?
-Ya.

662
00:32:40,184 --> 00:32:43,304
Ada sebuah pepatah di negara
saya untuk orang macam dia.

663
00:32:43,344 --> 00:32:45,864
"Serigala gurun...

664
00:32:45,904 --> 00:32:48,144
...yang gemar membaham
hati orang muda,...

665
00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:51,864
...di mana darah mengalir
tika tengahari, malam,...

666
00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:54,704
...hanya tulang belakang terbelah dua."
-Tino.

667
00:32:54,744 --> 00:32:57,504
Baiklah, En. Burgundy,
kami berbesar hati...

668
00:32:57,544 --> 00:33:00,304
...jika awak sudi mainkan
jazz flute untuk kami.

669
00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:02,144
Saya tak boleh.
-Tolonglah.

670
00:33:02,184 --> 00:33:04,424
Kau boleh main jazz flute?

671
00:33:04,464 --> 00:33:06,584
Sekali-sekala.

672
00:33:06,624 --> 00:33:09,744
Sesiapa nak dengar
Ron Burgundy main jazz flute?

673
00:33:09,784 --> 00:33:13,024
Naiklah, Ronnie!
-Ya! Naiklah.

674
00:33:13,064 --> 00:33:14,264
Kau, naik atas sekarang.

675
00:33:14,304 --> 00:33:17,064
Okey, rasanya aku boleh
mainkan sekali-sekala.

676
00:33:17,104 --> 00:33:18,864
Sejujurnya aku....

677
00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:22,544
...aku tak bersedia langsung.

678
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:25,424
Ini memang satu kejutan.

680
00:33:26,864 --> 00:33:29,504
Semua, "East Harlem
Shakedown," E datar?

681
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:31,104
Simbal biar berpinar,...

682
00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:33,304
...dan, Jay, mainkan bass bunga.

683
00:33:36,944 --> 00:33:38,944
Nanti.

684
00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:41,824
Aku kurang dengar.
Nanti.

686
00:33:49,184 --> 00:33:51,224
Kami dah dapat rentak.
Semua okey.

695
00:34:58,064 --> 00:35:00,104
Hey, Aqualung!

697
00:35:12,584 --> 00:35:13,744
Terima kasih.

698
00:35:13,784 --> 00:35:15,704
Terima kasih!

700
00:35:22,304 --> 00:35:24,864
Kau sangat hebat.

701
00:35:24,904 --> 00:35:26,704
Terima kasih.

702
00:35:26,744 --> 00:35:28,904
Di mana kau belajar
main macam tu?

703
00:35:28,944 --> 00:35:30,624
Sebenarnya, Jazz flute..,

704
00:35:30,664 --> 00:35:33,704
...adalah minat aku semenjak dulu.

705
00:35:33,744 --> 00:35:36,704
Jadi, apa lagi minat
kau, En. Burgundy?

706
00:35:36,744 --> 00:35:41,504
Aku ada satu lagi minat...

707
00:35:41,544 --> 00:35:46,024
...yang sangat membara...

708
00:35:46,064 --> 00:35:50,104
...umpama burung helang:

709
00:35:50,144 --> 00:35:53,224
Minat untuk satu hari nanti
menjadi pemberita tersohor.

710
00:35:53,264 --> 00:35:56,384
Percaya atau tidak,...

711
00:35:56,424 --> 00:35:58,384
...kita berkongsi hasrat yang sama.

712
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:01,424
Aku pun nak jadi pemberita
rangkaian televisyen.

713
00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:05,424
Kau sangat cantik.

715
00:36:10,064 --> 00:36:12,144
Kita patut beredar sekarang.

716
00:36:12,184 --> 00:36:15,264
Aku dah bersumpah takkan berhubungan
cinta dengan rakan sekerja.

717
00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:18,944
Tunggu.

718
00:36:21,064 --> 00:36:24,104
Apa kata kalau malam ini saja,
kita bukan rakan sekerja?

719
00:36:24,144 --> 00:36:26,864
Kita hanya manusia?

720
00:36:27,944 --> 00:36:29,944
Aku tak...

721
00:36:31,264 --> 00:36:33,384
Kau wanita.

722
00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:35,784
Aku lelaki.

723
00:36:35,824 --> 00:36:37,304
Itu saja.

725
00:36:40,104 --> 00:36:43,264
Kau penuh dengan kejutan,
En. Burgundy.

727
00:37:03,824 --> 00:37:07,224
Aku datang ke mahligai
kau menunggang kuda.

730
00:37:11,864 --> 00:37:14,664
Oh, mi coraz�n
es en fuego!

731
00:37:14,704 --> 00:37:16,984
Julio, fuego,
fuego, fuego!

732
00:37:17,024 --> 00:37:19,344
Tunggu, berhenti
cakap macam tu.

733
00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:21,864
Aku tak faham
-Maaf.

735
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:28,304
Bawa aku ke Pleasure Town!

736
00:37:28,344 --> 00:37:30,344
Mari kita ke sana!

737
00:37:34,224 --> 00:37:37,624
# Love is like candy
on a shelf #

738
00:37:39,104 --> 00:37:43,064
# You want to taste
and help yourself... #

739
00:37:43,064 --> 00:37:45,624
Aku cintakan kau!

740
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,664
Aku cintakan kau jugak!

741
00:37:47,704 --> 00:37:50,184
# Help yourself,
take a few #

742
00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:53,104
# That's what
I want you to do... #

743
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,104
Tengok! Pelangi yang tercantik!

744
00:37:56,144 --> 00:37:57,904
Mari buat di sana!

745
00:37:57,944 --> 00:38:00,984
# Just say the word
and they are yours... #


747
00:38:04,984 --> 00:38:09,864
# In my heart your smile
has opened up the door #

748
00:38:09,904 --> 00:38:13,824
# The greatest wealth
that exists in the world. #

752
00:38:22,544 --> 00:38:25,264
Kau sangat bersemangat,
Cik Corningstone.

755
00:38:31,944 --> 00:38:34,504
Aku ada perasaan yang sangat
kuat untuk kau, Burgundy.

757
00:38:36,104 --> 00:38:39,544
Tapi, aku nak perkara
ini dirahsiakan.

758
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:41,544
Baiklah.

759
00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:44,384
"Pabila di Rom".

760
00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:45,744
Ya.

761
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:47,664
Pepatah tu...

762
00:38:47,704 --> 00:38:50,184
...tak berkait langsung dengan
apa yang aku maksudkan.

764
00:38:52,304 --> 00:38:55,304
Aku masih kurang faham
apa maksudnya.

765
00:38:55,304 --> 00:38:57,544
Tak mengapa.
Kau akan faham nanti.

767
00:38:59,944 --> 00:39:01,944
Maksud aku,...

768
00:39:01,984 --> 00:39:04,064
...kalau kita nak
teruskan hubungan,...

769
00:39:04,104 --> 00:39:07,824
...kita mesti rahsiakannya daripada
semua orang di Balai Berita.

770
00:39:07,864 --> 00:39:09,584
Baiklah,...

771
00:39:09,624 --> 00:39:12,344
...harimauku.

773
00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:17,744
Menurut perintah.

775
00:39:22,224 --> 00:39:25,144
Veronica Corningstone
dan aku berhubungan seks,...

776
00:39:25,184 --> 00:39:28,384
...dan kami dah jatuh cinta!

777
00:39:29,424 --> 00:39:31,624
Aku cakap kuat sangat?

778
00:39:31,664 --> 00:39:33,904
Ya, lebih kurang menjerit.

779
00:39:33,944 --> 00:39:36,024
Aku dah tak tahan.

780
00:39:36,064 --> 00:39:37,584
Menyeronokkan!

781
00:39:37,624 --> 00:39:40,744
Apa rasanya, Ron?
-Hubungan intim tu?

782
00:39:40,784 --> 00:39:43,264
Di luar jangkaan!

783
00:39:44,704 --> 00:39:48,064
Tak, perkara lagi satu.

784
00:39:48,104 --> 00:39:49,624
Cinta.

785
00:39:49,664 --> 00:39:52,304
Ya. Apa itu cinta?

786
00:39:52,344 --> 00:39:56,184
Susah nak jelaskan.

787
00:39:56,224 --> 00:40:00,064
Aku pernah dilamun cinta.
-Apa nama dia?

788
00:40:00,104 --> 00:40:01,464
Aku tak ingat.

789
00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:04,504
Permulaan cerita kurang bagus,
tapi teruskan.

790
00:40:04,504 --> 00:40:06,544
Dia orang Brazil.

791
00:40:06,584 --> 00:40:09,064
Atau China atau apa-apalah.

792
00:40:09,104 --> 00:40:12,064
Aku jumpa dia dalam
tandas di K-Mart,...

793
00:40:12,104 --> 00:40:14,264
...dan kami berasmara
selama berjam-jam.

794
00:40:14,304 --> 00:40:17,664
Kemudian kami berpisah,
dan tak berjumpa lagi.

795
00:40:17,704 --> 00:40:20,184
Aku sangat yakin, itu bukan cinta.

796
00:40:20,224 --> 00:40:21,584
Tak guna!

797
00:40:21,624 --> 00:40:23,584
Aku cinta...

798
00:40:24,984 --> 00:40:26,664
...karpet.

799
00:40:28,864 --> 00:40:31,584
Aku cinta meja.

800
00:40:31,624 --> 00:40:35,424
Kau tengok saja barang dalam ofis
dan cakap kau cinta mereka?

801
00:40:35,464 --> 00:40:37,264
Aku cinta lampu.

802
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:41,064
Betul ke kau cintakan lampu,
atau kau cinta sebab kau tertengok?

803
00:40:41,104 --> 00:40:44,784
Aku cinta lampu!

804
00:40:44,824 --> 00:40:47,024
Korang nak tahu apa itu cinta?

805
00:40:47,064 --> 00:40:49,344
Ya, beritahu kami.

807
00:40:52,344 --> 00:40:55,264
Mudah saja sebenarnya.

808
00:40:56,824 --> 00:40:58,904
Lebih kurang macam...

809
00:41:00,464 --> 00:41:03,584
# Gonna find my baby,
gonna hold her tight #

810
00:41:03,624 --> 00:41:07,064
# Gonna grab
some afternoon delight #

811
00:41:07,104 --> 00:41:10,104
# My motto's always been
"When it's right, it's right" #

812
00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:13,664
# Why wait until the middle
of a cold, dark night #

813
00:41:13,744 --> 00:41:19,904
# When everything's a little
clearer in the light of day #

814
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:22,304
# And we know the night #

815
00:41:22,344 --> 00:41:26,704
# Is always gonna
be there anyway? #

816
00:41:26,744 --> 00:41:29,624
# Thinkin' of you's
working up my appetite #

817
00:41:29,624 --> 00:41:32,384
# Lookin' forward
to a little afternoon delight #

818
00:41:32,424 --> 00:41:35,424
# Rubbin' sticks and stones together
make the sparks ignite #

819
00:41:35,464 --> 00:41:38,904
# And the thought of lovin' you
is getting so exciting #

820
00:41:38,944 --> 00:41:40,824
# Sky rockets in flight #

821
00:41:40,864 --> 00:41:43,784
-# Boo! #
-# Afternoon delight... #

822
00:41:43,824 --> 00:41:46,544
Korang dah faham, rasanya.

823
00:41:46,584 --> 00:41:49,784
# Afternoon delight. #

824
00:41:49,824 --> 00:41:53,744
Entahlah, Ron.
Bunyinya macam gila.

825
00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:55,984
Kau ada masalah otak.

826
00:41:56,024 --> 00:41:58,744
Betul tu, kau ada masalah otak.

828
00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,784
# Afternoon delight. #

829
00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:05,104
Aku ada hal.
-Mari pergi.

830
00:42:13,504 --> 00:42:17,224
Seterusnya Whiskerus Maximus.

831
00:42:17,264 --> 00:42:19,264
Dia sudah bersedia untuk
bertanding di gelanggang ini...

832
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:22,104
...menentang singa terkecil
yang dapat anda bayangkan.

834
00:42:24,024 --> 00:42:26,544
Saya dapat rakaman yang sangat cantik,
Cik Corningstone.

835
00:42:26,584 --> 00:42:28,784
Diamlah.

836
00:42:28,824 --> 00:42:30,624
Aku benci kucing.

837
00:42:30,664 --> 00:42:33,264
Mari kita selesaikannya
dan berambus dari sini.

838
00:42:34,504 --> 00:42:37,144
Pertunjukan yang menarik
di sini di Pet Shack.

839
00:42:37,184 --> 00:42:41,344
Hanya untuk hari ini, fesyen
tidak membunuh kucing.

840
00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:44,864
Saya Veronica Corningstone
untuk Berita Saluran 4.

841
00:42:44,904 --> 00:42:48,504
Itu pemberita terbaru kami,
Veronica Corningstone.

842
00:42:48,544 --> 00:42:50,184
Dia sangat hebat.

843
00:42:50,224 --> 00:42:53,424
Saya ingin memaklumkan kami
baru saja menjalinkan hubungan...

844
00:42:53,464 --> 00:42:56,184
...dan dia seorang yang sangat
garang di ranjang.

846
00:42:58,024 --> 00:43:00,704
Itu saja dari kami
di Berita Jam 6:00.

847
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:03,424
Mewakili Pasukan Berita Saluran 4,
Saya Ron Burgundy.

848
00:43:03,464 --> 00:43:05,424
Anda kekal bergaya,
San Diego.

851
00:43:10,624 --> 00:43:13,384
Aku bakal dapat masalah.

852
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:17,264
Aku tak percaya kau umumkan kita
sedang bercinta semasa ke udara.

853
00:43:17,304 --> 00:43:20,984
Sedapnya makanan ni.

854
00:43:21,024 --> 00:43:24,344
Kau tak faham, Ron?
Aku nak jadi pemberita berjaya.

855
00:43:24,384 --> 00:43:26,864
Hasrat aku takkan tercapai
kalau semua orang San Diego...

856
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:28,904
...fikir aku hanya
tumpang populariti kau.

857
00:43:28,944 --> 00:43:30,904
Aku tak tahu apa nak cakap.

858
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:33,504
Aku cuma sangat teruja.

859
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:37,744
Aku bagai nak menjerit
dari puncak gunung.

860
00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:40,984
Tapi aku tak ada gunung.
Aku cuma ada bilik berita dan kamera.

862
00:43:42,504 --> 00:43:44,464
Aku laporkan berita.
Itu memang kerja aku.

863
00:43:44,504 --> 00:43:48,904
Dan ini berita paling penting,
dalam dunia Ron Burgundy,...

864
00:43:48,944 --> 00:43:51,184
...bunyinya begini:

865
00:43:51,224 --> 00:43:53,664
Aku cintakan Veronica Corningstone.

866
00:43:57,784 --> 00:43:59,704
Oh, Ron.

867
00:44:04,264 --> 00:44:06,224
Seronoknya lepak dekat sini.

868
00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,664
Brown yang teringin.

869
00:44:08,704 --> 00:44:12,144
Sarapan makan penkek Pasukan Berita
kita pukul 9 pagi esok.

870
00:44:12,184 --> 00:44:14,184
Aku hampir terlupa.

871
00:44:14,224 --> 00:44:16,544
Aku tak boleh pergi, kawan-kawan.

872
00:44:16,584 --> 00:44:18,944
Veronica dan aku nak
cuba satu sukan baru,...

873
00:44:18,984 --> 00:44:20,824
...joging.

874
00:44:20,864 --> 00:44:24,344
Entahlah joging atau yoging.
Sebutan "J" lembut.

875
00:44:24,384 --> 00:44:27,064
Aku tak pasti,
tapi kita cuma perlu lari...

876
00:44:27,104 --> 00:44:29,264
...untuk satu tempoh masa
yang lama.

877
00:44:29,304 --> 00:44:31,824
Tentu seronok.
-Jadi, Ron tak datang?

878
00:44:31,864 --> 00:44:33,464
Tak, Ron akan datang.

879
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:36,544
Ini sarapan makan penkek.
Kita buat setiap bulan.

880
00:44:36,584 --> 00:44:38,464
Aku tahu.

881
00:44:38,504 --> 00:44:42,144
Kadang-kala kau mesti tengok ke dalam
cermin dan cakap, "Pabila Di Rom."

882
00:44:42,184 --> 00:44:44,304
Masalahnya sekarang,...

883
00:44:44,344 --> 00:44:47,344
...kau dah habiskan terlalu
banyak masa dengan perempuan ni.

884
00:44:47,424 --> 00:44:51,304
Kau ahli Pasukan Berita Saluran 4.

885
00:44:51,344 --> 00:44:53,784
Itu satu anugerah.
-Kami perlukan kau.

886
00:44:55,264 --> 00:44:57,264
Aku perlukan kau.

887
00:44:58,584 --> 00:45:00,784
Aku lemah tanpa kau.

888
00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:03,264
Aku rindukan kau.

889
00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:06,024
Aku rindu bersama kau.

890
00:45:06,064 --> 00:45:09,704
Aku rindu dekat dengan kau.
Aku rindu gelak tawa kau.

893
00:45:15,184 --> 00:45:17,344
Aku rindu bau kau.

894
00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:20,024
Aku rindu bau kasturi.

895
00:45:22,584 --> 00:45:25,104
Bila fikir masak-masak,...

896
00:45:25,144 --> 00:45:28,184
...aku rasa kau dan aku patut
tinggal dalam apartmen bersama-sama.

897
00:45:30,184 --> 00:45:32,664
Bawa bertenang, Champ.

898
00:45:32,664 --> 00:45:35,144
Apa kata kau berhenti bercakap sekejap?

899
00:45:35,184 --> 00:45:37,384
Berhenti keluarkan
gelora dalam hati kau.

900
00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:38,944
Faham maksud aku?

901
00:45:38,984 --> 00:45:40,944
Ya, aku akan berhenti
luahkan perkara...

902
00:45:40,984 --> 00:45:43,344
...aku dah tak tahan.

903
00:45:43,384 --> 00:45:46,304
Nampak apa jadi bila kau tak ada?

904
00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:49,344
Kau ketua kami.
Tengok apa kau dah buat.

905
00:45:49,384 --> 00:45:51,744
Champ bercelaru.
Brick tak boleh tidur.

906
00:45:51,784 --> 00:45:53,944
Sebenarnya,...

907
00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:55,784
...aku tak percayakan perempuan tu.

908
00:45:55,824 --> 00:45:58,544
Kami perlukan kau, dan
dia mempergunakan kau.

909
00:45:58,584 --> 00:46:00,744
Korang semua, tolong rileks.

910
00:46:00,784 --> 00:46:04,864
Percayalah, satu-satunya perkara
yang Ron Burgundy mahir adalah wanita.

911
00:46:04,904 --> 00:46:08,024
Dan Veronica Corningstone ini,...

912
00:46:08,064 --> 00:46:09,864
...dia akan sanggup berhenti kerja...

913
00:46:09,904 --> 00:46:12,744
...agar dia boleh jaga aku
dan anak-anak.

916
00:46:20,984 --> 00:46:23,504
Papa dah balik.

917
00:46:23,584 --> 00:46:25,904
Oh, sayang.

918
00:46:25,944 --> 00:46:28,464
Seronoknya awak dah balik.

919
00:46:28,504 --> 00:46:31,944
Patung alabaster ku.

920
00:46:31,984 --> 00:46:33,584
Anak-anak.

921
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:35,544
Kamu nampak segak.

922
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:39,224
Jangan tengok!

924
00:46:40,904 --> 00:46:43,104
Oh, sayang.

925
00:46:43,144 --> 00:46:46,264
Sehari suntuk saya gilapkan
trofi Anugerah Ammy awak...

926
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,544
...dan siapkan makan malam
sambil tak berbaju.

927
00:46:48,584 --> 00:46:50,344
Mari makan.

928
00:46:50,384 --> 00:46:53,864
Kemudian saya nak pergi minum dengan
pasukan berita saya selama 2 hari.

929
00:46:53,904 --> 00:46:56,504
Bagus!

931
00:46:58,584 --> 00:47:00,704
Gigit!

933
00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:06,224
Awak nakal.

935
00:47:08,744 --> 00:47:10,544
Aku sayang hidup aku.

936
00:47:12,544 --> 00:47:14,824
Entahlah, Ron.

937
00:47:14,864 --> 00:47:17,064
Aku percaya.

938
00:47:17,104 --> 00:47:20,504
Aku percaya satu hari nanti,
Veronica dan aku akan berkahwin...

939
00:47:20,544 --> 00:47:22,904
...di puncak gunung.

940
00:47:22,944 --> 00:47:25,024
Flute akan berkumandang...

941
00:47:25,064 --> 00:47:27,944
...bersama-sama trombone
dan bunga-bunga,...

942
00:47:27,984 --> 00:47:30,544
...di atas tanaman herba.

943
00:47:31,864 --> 00:47:35,144
Kami akan menari sambil
disinari cahaya mentari.

944
00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,984
Lepas tu anak-anak kami
akan tubuhkan kugiran.

945
00:47:38,024 --> 00:47:39,984
Kami akan jelajah
seluruh negara,...

946
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,664
...dan kamu semua tak dijemput!

947
00:47:45,024 --> 00:47:48,704
Perempuan ni betul-betul dah
merangkak masuk ke fikiran Ron.

949
00:47:52,184 --> 00:47:55,384
Sangat kelakar!

950
00:47:55,424 --> 00:47:57,304
Okey. Saya faham.

951
00:47:57,344 --> 00:48:00,264
Selamat sejahtera, encik.

952
00:48:00,304 --> 00:48:03,064
Saya boleh datang kemudian,
En. Harken.

953
00:48:03,104 --> 00:48:04,504
Tak mengapa.

954
00:48:04,544 --> 00:48:06,224
Biasalah hal ibubapa.

955
00:48:06,264 --> 00:48:10,744
Nampaknya anak bongsu kami, Chris,
berada di bawah pengaruh ubat...

957
00:48:10,784 --> 00:48:13,384
...dan melempar seorang budak
dan anak panah ke arah orang ramai.

958
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:15,504
Awak fahamlah perangai kanak-kanak.

959
00:48:15,544 --> 00:48:17,384
Ya.

960
00:48:17,424 --> 00:48:20,064
Jadi, apa saya boleh buat untuk awak?

961
00:48:20,104 --> 00:48:21,424
En. Harken,...

962
00:48:21,464 --> 00:48:24,464
...saya rasa saya dah buktikan
saya seorang wartawan yang bagus...

963
00:48:24,504 --> 00:48:26,504
...dan saya berhak diberi peluang...

964
00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:28,664
...memikul tugas yang lebih mencabar.

965
00:48:28,744 --> 00:48:30,864
Awak minta, awak dapat.

966
00:48:30,904 --> 00:48:34,144
Fail ini baru sampai kepada saya.

967
00:48:34,184 --> 00:48:36,624
Cerita mengenai seorang
nenek berusia 103 tahun,...

968
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:40,464
...yang mendakwa menyimpan resepi
hidangan daging paling sihat.

969
00:48:40,504 --> 00:48:42,624
Itu cerita hangat.

970
00:48:42,664 --> 00:48:45,984
Pencerita: Keadaan 
sangat sukar bagi Veronica.

971
00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:48,664
Tetapi dia sangat profesional
dan masih bertahan.

972
00:48:48,704 --> 00:48:52,064
Namun kemudian, akibat dari
perbuatan membuang sampah,...

973
00:48:52,104 --> 00:48:54,624
...kehidupan semua orang
mula berubah.

974
00:48:54,664 --> 00:48:56,384
# La la la la la. #

977
00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:03,344
# Oh, Baxter, you are
my little gentleman #

978
00:49:03,344 --> 00:49:05,344
# I'll take you
to foggy London Town #

979
00:49:05,384 --> 00:49:06,824
# Because you are what? #

980
00:49:06,864 --> 00:49:09,664
# My little gentleman. #

981
00:49:09,704 --> 00:49:12,624
Burriito ini sedap,
tapi kurang inti.

987
00:49:28,784 --> 00:49:30,304
Apa hal, bro?

989
00:49:32,664 --> 00:49:34,864
Kau buang burrito keluar
dari tingkap?

990
00:49:34,904 --> 00:49:36,064
Rasanya memang aku buang.

991
00:49:36,104 --> 00:49:39,064
Kau tengah khayal?
Kau nampak apa dah jadi?

992
00:49:39,104 --> 00:49:41,944
Aku nampak. Sos tertumpah teruk.
Dah macam raspberi.

993
00:49:41,984 --> 00:49:44,664
Chopper aku dah terbabas.

994
00:49:44,704 --> 00:49:48,264
Bawa bertenang, kita kawan, okey?

995
00:49:48,304 --> 00:49:51,704
Lebih baik kau baiki chopper
aku sebelum aku jolok punggung kau!

996
00:49:51,744 --> 00:49:53,744
Kalau kau nak bergaduh,
aku tak kisah.

997
00:49:53,784 --> 00:49:57,224
Jack Johnson dan Tom O'Leary
sedang tunggu kau.

998
00:49:57,264 --> 00:49:59,544
Kau musnahkan benda
yang aku sayang.

999
00:49:59,584 --> 00:50:02,704
Baiklah. Apa yang kau sayang?

1000
00:50:02,744 --> 00:50:04,824
Aku sayangkan puisi.

1001
00:50:04,864 --> 00:50:07,144
Dan arak Scotch.

1002
00:50:07,184 --> 00:50:09,944
Dan juga, kawan aku,
Baxter ni.

1003
00:50:09,984 --> 00:50:12,704
Kalau begitu, inilah akibatnya.

1004
00:50:12,744 --> 00:50:15,744
Maaf. Apa kau nak buat?

1005
00:50:18,424 --> 00:50:20,944
Begitu cara aku.

1006
00:50:22,024 --> 00:50:24,944
Baxter!

1007
00:50:24,984 --> 00:50:28,824
Tidak...!

1008
00:50:30,584 --> 00:50:32,864
Mana dia?
-Dia akan sampai.

1009
00:50:34,544 --> 00:50:37,384
Aku ingatkan dia boleh diharap.
-Ron bukan begini.

1010
00:50:37,424 --> 00:50:41,064
Aku boleh letak Brick, tapi kalau
dia gugup, dia pun tak berguna.

1011
00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:42,904
Maafkan saya, tuan.
-Helo.

1012
00:50:42,944 --> 00:50:46,304
Cuma nak cakap kalau Ron tak
muncul, saya sedia ganti dia.

1013
00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,704
Awak dan saya dah berbincang
pasal hal ini berkali-kali.

1014
00:50:48,744 --> 00:50:50,464
Tak pernah ada pembaca
berita perempuan.

1015
00:50:50,504 --> 00:50:51,984
En. Harken,...

1016
00:50:51,984 --> 00:50:54,984
...warga bandar ini perlukan berita.

1017
00:50:55,024 --> 00:50:58,144
Awak sangggup hampakan mereka
cuma sebab saya ada buah dada?

1018
00:50:58,184 --> 00:50:59,624
Buah dada cantik?

1019
00:50:59,664 --> 00:51:04,064
Saya akan teruskan, dan kalau
awak nak halang saya, silakan.

1020
00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:06,224
Sebab saya pandai dalam
3 perkara:

1021
00:51:06,264 --> 00:51:08,544
Bertengkar, menggerudi
dan membaca Berita.

1022
00:51:08,584 --> 00:51:12,304
Saya dah buat salah satu hari ini,
agaknya apa lagi satu saya akan buat?

1024
00:51:15,904 --> 00:51:17,144
Menggerudi?

1026
00:51:21,024 --> 00:51:23,984
Saya tunggu dalam bilik mekap.

1027
00:51:25,384 --> 00:51:27,544
Dia menakutkan!

1028
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:31,024
Fantana.

1029
00:51:32,144 --> 00:51:33,424
Ron, kau okey?

1030
00:51:33,464 --> 00:51:35,544
Lelaki tu tendang Baxter!

1031
00:51:35,584 --> 00:51:37,624
Bersabar.

1032
00:51:37,664 --> 00:51:39,384
Ambil nafas, Ron.

1033
00:51:39,424 --> 00:51:41,904
Lelaki yang tunggang motosikal tu!

1034
00:51:41,944 --> 00:51:43,744
Apa lelaki tu buat?

1035
00:51:43,784 --> 00:51:47,944
Motosikal atas jambatan!
Aku terbaling dia dengan burito!

1036
00:51:47,984 --> 00:51:49,264
Ron!
-Dia rampas Baxter!

1037
00:51:49,304 --> 00:51:52,624
Dia ambil Baxter dan tendang!

1039
00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:55,424
Dia kena terajang?

1040
00:51:55,464 --> 00:51:58,184
Nanti. Dengar aku cakap.

1041
00:51:58,224 --> 00:52:03,624
Dengar aku cakap.

1042
00:52:03,624 --> 00:52:06,624
Apa?

1043
00:52:09,464 --> 00:52:12,584
Aku tak faham sepatah pun
kau cakap.

1044
00:52:12,624 --> 00:52:14,984
Ron, kau okey?

1046
00:52:21,344 --> 00:52:23,624
Ron. Kau dekat mana?

1047
00:52:23,664 --> 00:52:27,304
Aku dalam kotak kaca penuh emosi!

1048
00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:29,344
Dia akan letak Corningstone.

1049
00:52:29,384 --> 00:52:31,904
Dia akan letak Corningstone!

1050
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:36,024
Aku nak pergi sampaikan berita!

1053
00:52:49,744 --> 00:52:51,584
Kau bukan Ron.

1054
00:52:53,464 --> 00:52:56,144
Siaran langsung dalam 10 saat.
Semoga berjaya, cik adik.

1059
00:53:10,624 --> 00:53:12,864
Sekali tersasul,...

1060
00:53:12,904 --> 00:53:15,384
...habislah kau.
Whammy.

1065
00:53:23,904 --> 00:53:26,464
Selamat petang.
Ron Burgundy tiada petang ini.

1066
00:53:27,864 --> 00:53:30,344
Saya Veronica Corningstone.

1067
00:53:30,344 --> 00:53:31,864
Berita utama petang ini:

1072
00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:49,824
Dan pemenang pertandingan lompat
katak adalah Hoppy,...

1073
00:53:49,864 --> 00:53:52,784
...dengan lompatan setinggi
7 kaki, 10 inci.

1075
00:53:54,704 --> 00:53:58,864
Saya pernah bercinta dengan seorang lelaki
bernama Hoppy. Dia juga pandai melompat.

1077
00:54:00,864 --> 00:54:03,104
Itu saja dari kami
di Berita Jam 6.

1078
00:54:03,144 --> 00:54:05,704
Dari kami di
Berita Saluran 4,...

1079
00:54:05,744 --> 00:54:07,904
...saya Veronica Corningstone,...

1080
00:54:07,984 --> 00:54:11,104
...dan terima kasih
menonton, San Diego.

1084
00:54:18,624 --> 00:54:21,464
Boleh tahan, Cik Corningstone.

1085
00:54:21,504 --> 00:54:23,624
Terima kasih, En. Harken.
Lega rasanya.

1086
00:54:23,664 --> 00:54:26,624
Saya suka kata penutup awak.

1087
00:54:26,664 --> 00:54:29,624
Awak suka? Tiba-tiba ia terlintas.
Itu ayat semula jadi.

1088
00:54:29,664 --> 00:54:31,464
Terima kasih.

1090
00:54:33,264 --> 00:54:35,224
Oh, Ron sayang!

1091
00:54:35,264 --> 00:54:37,904
Aku lega kau tak apa-apa.

1092
00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:39,824
Aku ada perkara nak beritahu kau.

1093
00:54:39,864 --> 00:54:42,344
Aku dah sampai.
Mari siarkan Berita.

1095
00:54:45,264 --> 00:54:48,064
Kenapa semua masih terpacak?
Mari!

1096
00:54:48,104 --> 00:54:51,184
Ron, kami dah buat.
Veronica ganti tempat kau.

1097
00:54:51,224 --> 00:54:52,584
Apa?

1098
00:54:52,624 --> 00:54:54,664
Sayang, kami risaukan kau...

1099
00:54:54,704 --> 00:54:57,544
...dan kami tunggu selama
yang boleh, tapi...

1100
00:54:57,584 --> 00:55:01,584
...aku sampaikan Berita
dengan jayanya.

1101
00:55:01,624 --> 00:55:08,744
Nanti, Veronica! Tolong beritahu
aku ini cuma satu gurauan basi.

1103
00:55:08,784 --> 00:55:11,104
Kau tak muncul.
Apa masalah kau?

1104
00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:13,104
Tak bolehkah kau bangga
dengan aku...

1105
00:55:13,144 --> 00:55:15,904
...sebagai seorang rakan sekerja
dan sebagai seorang kekasih?

1107
00:55:17,464 --> 00:55:20,304
Aku tak percaya kau
sanggup buat aku macam ni!

1108
00:55:20,344 --> 00:55:22,304
Kau baca berita aku!

1109
00:55:22,344 --> 00:55:25,384
Aku pernah cakap, aku nak
jadi seorang pembaca berita.

1111
00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:29,424
Aku ingat kau bergurau!

1112
00:55:29,464 --> 00:55:31,424
Aku ingat itu gurauan!

1113
00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:33,744
Aku tulis macam tu dalam diari aku!

1114
00:55:33,784 --> 00:55:37,064
"Veronica bergurau hari ini."

1115
00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:39,064
Aku tergelak semalaman malam tu!

1116
00:55:39,104 --> 00:55:41,464
Aku tak percaya aku cintakan kau.

1117
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,464
Keluar! Pergi!

1118
00:55:43,504 --> 00:55:46,304
Kita putus!

1119
00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:49,304
Gara-gara perbuatan kau,
perempuan!

1120
00:55:49,344 --> 00:55:52,184
Kau dah patahkan hati aku,
Burgundy.

1121
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,344
Kau patahkan hati aku.

1122
00:55:58,664 --> 00:56:00,384
Pencerita:
Semenjak itu,...

1123
00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:02,984
...keadaan menjadi bertambah
sukar bagi Ron Burgundy.

1124
00:56:03,024 --> 00:56:05,024
Corningstone menjadi bintang,...

1125
00:56:05,064 --> 00:56:07,984
...dan masa beredar pantas...

1126
00:56:08,024 --> 00:56:10,664
...selepas kemunculannya.
-Mana lan? Ian!

1127
00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:13,144
Baiklah, aku dapat panggilan
dari pihak Rangkaian semalan.

1128
00:56:13,184 --> 00:56:15,544
Nampaknya, rating kita kelmarin...

1129
00:56:15,584 --> 00:56:18,624
...melonjak naik 2 kali ganda,...

1130
00:56:18,664 --> 00:56:21,104
...dan keputusan dah dibuat...

1131
00:56:21,144 --> 00:56:23,944
...untuk menjadikan Veronica
sebagai pembaca berita bersama.

1132
00:56:23,984 --> 00:56:25,984
Apa?
-Tidak!

1133
00:56:26,024 --> 00:56:28,104
Tidak!

1137
00:56:34,864 --> 00:56:37,784
Ini Balai Berita golongan amatur?

1139
00:56:43,864 --> 00:56:45,784
# Sunshine, go away today... #

1140
00:56:45,824 --> 00:56:50,184
# I don't feel much like dancing #

1141
00:56:50,224 --> 00:56:53,384
# Some man's gone,
he's trying to run my life #

1142
00:56:53,424 --> 00:56:57,584
# Don't know what he's asking #

1143
00:56:59,384 --> 00:57:03,184
# When he tells me
I better get in line #

1144
00:57:03,224 --> 00:57:06,864
# I can't hear
what he's sayin' #

1145
00:57:06,904 --> 00:57:10,824
# When I grow up
I'm gonna make it mine #

1146
00:57:10,864 --> 00:57:11,984
# These ain't dues... #

1147
00:57:12,024 --> 00:57:13,824
Apa yang Brian tidak maklumkan
adalah,...

1148
00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:16,824
...itu bukannya lanun sebenar.

1149
00:57:16,904 --> 00:57:19,344
Mereka nampak meyakinkan.
-Ya.

1150
00:57:19,384 --> 00:57:21,984
Itu saja dari kami
di Berita Saluran 4,...

1151
00:57:22,024 --> 00:57:23,344
...saya Ron Burgundy.

1152
00:57:23,384 --> 00:57:25,344
Anda kekal bergaya,
San Diego.

1153
00:57:25,384 --> 00:57:27,424
Dan terima kasih menonton.

1154
00:57:27,464 --> 00:57:29,464
Paling penting kekal bergaya.

1155
00:57:29,504 --> 00:57:32,264
Terima kasih menonton.
-Kekal bergaya, saya Ron Burgundy.

1156
00:57:32,304 --> 00:57:34,104
Terima kasih menonton.
-Kekal bergaya.

1157
00:57:34,144 --> 00:57:36,744
Ron Burgundy.

1158
00:57:39,064 --> 00:57:42,144
Kau memang jalang,
aku akan tampar kau depan orang ramai.

1160
00:57:43,864 --> 00:57:46,104
Kau ada banyak bulu kelamin.

1161
00:57:46,144 --> 00:57:48,064
Sebenarnya, itu tanda kemegahan.

1162
00:57:48,104 --> 00:57:50,904
Aku bangga dengan bulu
kelamin aku yang jantan.

1163
00:57:54,384 --> 00:57:57,624
Kau ada buah dada.

1164
00:57:57,664 --> 00:58:00,024
Mulut kau sangat celupar.

1165
00:58:04,384 --> 00:58:06,744
Aku akan tumbuk ovari kau.

1167
00:58:09,024 --> 00:58:10,984
Tepat ke rahim.

1168
00:58:11,024 --> 00:58:14,144
Jazz flute permainan kanak-kanak.

1169
00:58:14,184 --> 00:58:16,264
Kau tak patut cakap macam tu.

1170
00:58:16,304 --> 00:58:18,504
Aku tak boleh kerja dengan dia.
Dia teruk.

1171
00:58:20,184 --> 00:58:23,104
Berdering.

1172
00:58:24,464 --> 00:58:26,304
Veronica Corningstone.

1173
00:58:26,304 --> 00:58:29,344
Helo, Veronica,
ini Mike Rithjin,...

1174
00:58:29,384 --> 00:58:31,704
...dari Rangkaian TV.
Kamu dinaikkan pangkat.

1175
00:58:31,744 --> 00:58:33,864
Kamu mesti bertolak
ke Moskow sekarang.

1176
00:58:33,904 --> 00:58:35,664
Kemaskan meja kamu.

1177
00:58:35,704 --> 00:58:38,024
Jumpa pagi nanti.
Kami jemput kamu menaiki van.

1178
00:58:38,064 --> 00:58:39,664
Apa nama kamu tadi?

1179
00:58:39,704 --> 00:58:41,904
Mike Ritnitjun.
Nama saya tak penting.

1180
00:58:41,944 --> 00:58:43,424
Kemaskan meja kamu,...

1181
00:58:43,464 --> 00:58:45,944
...kami jemput kamu
pagi nanti.

1182
00:58:45,984 --> 00:58:48,264
Suruh dia beli kot.

1183
00:58:48,304 --> 00:58:50,944
Nanti. Veronica?
Apa dia?

1184
00:58:50,984 --> 00:58:52,464
Suruh dia bawa kot.

1185
00:58:52,504 --> 00:58:55,664
Di Moskow, cuaca sangat sejuk.

1186
00:58:55,704 --> 00:58:57,224
Mungkin kamu perlu beli kot.

1187
00:58:57,264 --> 00:58:59,544
Kau dan Champ tengah
bergelak sakan, Ron?

1188
00:58:59,584 --> 00:59:00,664
Apa?

1189
00:59:00,744 --> 00:59:02,904
Aku nampak kau, Ron.

1190
00:59:02,944 --> 00:59:04,304
Apa?

1191
00:59:04,344 --> 00:59:07,304
Aku nampak kau.

1193
00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:11,704
Apa hal?
-Dia tahu itu aku.

1194
00:59:15,704 --> 00:59:18,104
Anda sedang menonton
Berita Saluran 4...

1195
00:59:18,144 --> 00:59:20,464
...bersama pemberita anda,
penyandang gelaran Ammy,..

1196
00:59:20,504 --> 00:59:22,544
...Ron Burgundy
dan Tits McGee.

1197
00:59:24,024 --> 00:59:26,904
Selamat petang, San Diego.
Saya Veronica Corningstone.

1198
00:59:26,944 --> 00:59:28,944
Tits McGee sedang bercuti.

1199
00:59:32,344 --> 00:59:34,344
Dan saya Tits--
Saya Ron Burgundy.

1202
00:59:37,984 --> 00:59:40,504
Veronica Corningstone.
-Ini doktor kamu.

1203
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:43,744
Saya baru terima laporan
kehamilan kamu.

1204
00:59:43,784 --> 00:59:46,984
Kamu dah hamil.
Kamu mesti berhenti baca Berita.

1205
00:59:47,024 --> 00:59:49,544
Siapa ni?
-Ini Dr. Chim.

1206
00:59:49,584 --> 00:59:53,024
Dr. Chim Richalds.
-Ron, kau ke tu?

1207
00:59:53,064 --> 00:59:55,304
Saya doktor profesional.

1208
00:59:55,344 --> 00:59:57,904
Kamu pernah jumpa saya.
Kamu tak ingat.

1210
01:00:00,984 --> 01:00:03,184
Kau sangat terdesak.

1211
01:00:03,224 --> 01:00:05,304
Kau menyedihkan.

1212
01:00:05,344 --> 01:00:06,984
Apa dia cakap?

1213
01:00:07,024 --> 01:00:09,464
Rasanya dia tak percaya.

1214
01:00:09,504 --> 01:00:11,944
Dia tengah tengok arah sini.

1215
01:00:11,944 --> 01:00:15,104
Dia datang.

1216
01:00:19,304 --> 01:00:21,784
Semuanya serba tak kena.

1217
01:00:21,824 --> 01:00:24,184
Dia buat kita semua nampak bodoh.

1218
01:00:24,224 --> 01:00:27,264
Ellen, dekat mana parti?

1219
01:00:28,424 --> 01:00:31,064
Anak-anak, matanglah sikit.

1221
01:00:34,144 --> 01:00:36,264
Dia buat seluruh pejabat
bencikan kita.

1222
01:00:36,304 --> 01:00:38,944
Ini masalah besar.
-Apa kita nak buat?

1223
01:00:38,984 --> 01:00:41,224
Cuma ada satu benda
lelaki akan buat...

1224
01:00:41,264 --> 01:00:45,224
...bila lelaki ada masalah.

1225
01:00:45,264 --> 01:00:47,464
Pergi zoo,
tengok monyet?

1226
01:00:47,504 --> 01:00:50,144
Tak. Beli baju baru...!

1227
01:00:50,184 --> 01:00:51,904
Ya!

1228
01:00:51,944 --> 01:00:54,104
# That girl #

1229
01:00:56,344 --> 01:00:58,824
# I'm gonna make her mine
if it takes all night #

1230
01:00:58,824 --> 01:01:00,384
# Can you dig it?
Can you dig it? #

1231
01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,104
# Can you dig it? Can you dig it? #

1232
01:01:02,144 --> 01:01:05,264
Mana kedai baju?
Kita dah berjalan selama 45 minit.

1234
01:01:05,304 --> 01:01:07,704
Brick, kau kata ini jalan pintas.

1240
01:01:19,304 --> 01:01:22,904
Masalah datang.

1242
01:01:25,344 --> 01:01:28,024
Burgundy dan adik-adik
keluar berjalan-jalan?

1245
01:01:32,544 --> 01:01:34,184
Kekal bersama.

1248
01:01:42,344 --> 01:01:44,304
Ron Burgundy...

1249
01:01:44,304 --> 01:01:46,264
...dan pasukan Berita
Saluran 4.

1250
01:01:46,304 --> 01:01:48,264
Mana Mak kamu?

1251
01:01:48,304 --> 01:01:50,744
Berundur,
Pasukan Berita Petang.

1252
01:01:55,584 --> 01:01:57,744
Aku faham sebenarnya...

1253
01:01:57,784 --> 01:02:00,344
...kenapa mereka bawa
masuk perempuan.

1254
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:02,984
Untuk tukar lampin kamu.

1255
01:02:03,024 --> 01:02:05,544
Dan lap air liur dari mulut kamu.

1256
01:02:07,264 --> 01:02:09,144
Sapu Vaseline
ke punggung kamu...

1257
01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:12,464
...dan beritahu kamu istimewa.

1259
01:02:14,424 --> 01:02:16,624
Dia cakap punggung!

1260
01:02:16,664 --> 01:02:18,344
Brick, balik ke sini!

1261
01:02:18,384 --> 01:02:19,784
Punggung!

1262
01:02:19,824 --> 01:02:21,824
Dia suapkan mulut kau, Ronnie?

1263
01:02:22,944 --> 01:02:25,344
Cium dahi kau?

1264
01:02:25,344 --> 01:02:27,224
Tenteramkan hati kau?

1265
01:02:27,264 --> 01:02:29,544
Aku dah penat dengar, Mantooth.

1266
01:02:29,584 --> 01:02:32,544
Semua ini berakhir sekarang

1268
01:02:34,424 --> 01:02:36,544
Kau nak menari, Ronnie?

1269
01:02:39,864 --> 01:02:41,584
Aku nak polka.

1270
01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:52,704
Marilah rasa.

1271
01:02:56,464 --> 01:02:58,464
Brick, mana kau dapat bom tangan?

1272
01:02:58,504 --> 01:03:00,344
Aku tak tahu.

1273
01:03:01,504 --> 01:03:04,544
Mari lakukan!

1275
01:03:10,544 --> 01:03:12,504
Kalau kamu nak bergaduh,...

1276
01:03:12,544 --> 01:03:14,944
...jangan lupa Berita
Saluran 2 dan aku,...

1277
01:03:14,984 --> 01:03:17,224
...ketua pemberita Frank Vitchard.

1278
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:20,544
Kamu di tempat ke-3
selama bertahun-tahun.

1279
01:03:20,584 --> 01:03:24,424
Kau pulak akan berada
di tempat orang mati.

1280
01:03:30,144 --> 01:03:34,144
Sabar!

1281
01:03:34,184 --> 01:03:37,304
Pasukan Berita Umum sedang
berehat sebentar...

1282
01:03:37,344 --> 01:03:38,944
...untuk belasah seseorang.

1283
01:03:38,984 --> 01:03:41,184
Tanpa iklan!
Tanpa belas kasihan!

1286
01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:56,424
Sabar dulu, pinches!

1287
01:03:56,504 --> 01:03:58,544
Berita Bahasa Sepanyol dah sampai.

1288
01:03:58,584 --> 01:03:59,944
Berita Utama malam ini:

1289
01:03:59,984 --> 01:04:03,424
Penjahit baju menjahit baju
berdarah ROn Burgundy.

1292
01:04:11,864 --> 01:04:15,184
Nampaknya kita akan meraikan
pertumpahan darah besar-besaran.

1293
01:04:22,064 --> 01:04:25,824
Sebelum kita mulakan,
mari tetapkan peraturan.

1295
01:04:28,104 --> 01:04:30,304
Peraturan pertama:

1296
01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:33,064
Jangan sentuh muka atau rambut.

1297
01:04:34,104 --> 01:04:35,264
Baiklah.

1298
01:04:35,304 --> 01:04:37,504
Itu saja!

1299
01:04:37,544 --> 01:04:39,744
Mari lakukan!

1300
01:04:47,904 --> 01:04:50,464
Mula!

1303
01:05:28,184 --> 01:05:30,584
Aku akan bunuh kau!

1306
01:05:34,824 --> 01:05:37,424
Oh! Aku tak sedar kau datang!

1308
01:05:43,184 --> 01:05:46,424
Sekarang akulah nombor 1.
-Jangan harap!

1309
01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:51,424
Polic�a!

1310
01:06:04,824 --> 01:06:07,824
Cepatnya berita tersebar.

1311
01:06:07,864 --> 01:06:10,824
Pergaduhan merebak dengan pantas.

1312
01:06:10,864 --> 01:06:13,464
Tapi rasa puas.
-Ya, puas, kan?

1313
01:06:13,504 --> 01:06:15,904
Ya, aku tikam dada seorang lelaki.

1314
01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:19,504
Aku nampak.
Brick bunuh orang.

1315
01:06:19,544 --> 01:06:21,744
Kau ada baling tombak mata tiga?
-Ya.

1316
01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:25,144
Ada kuda dan api belaka
dan aku bunuh dia dengan tombak.

1317
01:06:25,184 --> 01:06:27,464
Aku nak tekankan sesuatu
pada kau.

1318
01:06:27,504 --> 01:06:30,344
Bersembunyilah di lokasi selamat
atau rumah saudara mara kau.

1319
01:06:30,384 --> 01:06:34,544
Hilangkan diri sementara waktu,
sebab kau dikehendaki polis sekarang.

1320
01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:36,064
Aku bangga dengan kamu semua.

1321
01:06:36,104 --> 01:06:37,824
Sentiasa berhati kental.

1322
01:06:37,864 --> 01:06:40,864
Itu cara nak menang bila
bertempur cara ganas.

1323
01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:43,664
Kamu dengar apa yang Mantooth dan
Pasukan Berita Saluran 9 cakap?

1324
01:06:43,704 --> 01:06:46,184
"Mana Mak kamu?
Tukarkan lampin kamu."

1325
01:06:46,224 --> 01:06:48,904
Corningstone betul-betul
dah rosakkan reputasi kita.

1326
01:06:48,944 --> 01:06:50,944
Aku faham maksud kau, Brian.

1327
01:06:50,944 --> 01:06:53,424
Semua pemberita dalam bandar
ini tengah ketawakan kita.

1328
01:06:53,464 --> 01:06:57,224
Aku tak sukakannya.

1329
01:06:57,264 --> 01:06:59,024
Kita akan buat sesuatu.

1330
01:06:59,064 --> 01:07:01,664
Masa untuk akhiri semua ni!

1331
01:07:01,704 --> 01:07:05,024
Kali terakhir aku periksa, nama aku
Ron Burgundy. Apa nama kau?

1332
01:07:05,064 --> 01:07:06,624
Brian Fantana.
-Champ Kind.

1333
01:07:06,664 --> 01:07:08,304
Brian Fantana.
-Tak, kau Brick.

1334
01:07:08,344 --> 01:07:09,504
Aku Brian.

1335
01:07:09,544 --> 01:07:11,104
Veronica.

1337
01:07:14,504 --> 01:07:17,664
Garth, aku nak tonton pita ni.

1338
01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:19,464
Ron tengah guna mesin...

1339
01:07:19,504 --> 01:07:22,264
...untuk tunjukkan ucapan
terima anugerahnya tahun lepas.

1340
01:07:22,304 --> 01:07:24,144
Aku ajak dia keluar.

1341
01:07:24,184 --> 01:07:27,904
Tutup muzik!
Aku tengah bercakap!

1342
01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:30,464
Ini karut!
-Aku tak ingat semua ni.

1343
01:07:30,504 --> 01:07:32,744
Maafkan aku.
-Apa kau buat?

1344
01:07:32,784 --> 01:07:36,104
Aku perlukan mesin ni untuk
tonton pita ni untuk satu Berita.

1345
01:07:36,144 --> 01:07:38,184
Aku tengah guna.

1346
01:07:38,224 --> 01:07:40,304
Aku tengah tunjukkan Jeffrey
pita Anugerah Emmy aku.

1347
01:07:40,344 --> 01:07:41,944
Kami sedang tonton sejarah.

1348
01:07:41,984 --> 01:07:44,544
En. Burgundy,
aku pekerja profesional,...

1349
01:07:44,584 --> 01:07:48,104
...dan aku berhak menjalankan tugas.

1350
01:07:48,144 --> 01:07:50,344
Kisah apa!
Aku pun profesional.

1351
01:07:50,384 --> 01:07:52,904
Burgundy,
kau macam budak-budak.

1352
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:56,704
Aku bukan budak, aku lelaki!
Pembaca berita lelaki!

1353
01:07:56,744 --> 01:07:59,584
Kau bukan lelaki.
Kau bahan guruan!

1354
01:07:59,624 --> 01:08:01,544
Aku lelaki yang cipta roda...

1355
01:08:01,584 --> 01:08:04,864
...dan bina Menara Eiffel
guna besi dan otot.

1356
01:08:04,904 --> 01:08:06,624
Aku lelaki jenis tu.

1357
01:08:06,664 --> 01:08:09,344
Kau pulak perempuan
dengan otak kecil.

1358
01:08:09,384 --> 01:08:13,224
Otak berukuran sesuku otak lelaki.
Itu fakta.

1359
01:08:13,264 --> 01:08:16,184
Aku akan buktikan aku
lebih berbakat...

1360
01:08:16,224 --> 01:08:18,624
...dan lebih bijak dengan
hanya jari kelingking aku...

1361
01:08:18,664 --> 01:08:21,144
...berbanding kau dan seluruh
tubuh badan kau!

1362
01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:23,664
Kau jalang!

1363
01:08:23,704 --> 01:08:25,984
Kau macam blueberi.

1364
01:08:26,024 --> 01:08:29,104
Apa kata kau balik Pulau Jalang?

1365
01:08:29,144 --> 01:08:32,424
Rambut kau teruk.

1367
01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:36,704
Apa kau kata?

1368
01:08:36,784 --> 01:08:38,544
Aku kata...

1369
01:08:38,584 --> 01:08:40,264
...rambut kau...

1370
01:08:40,304 --> 01:08:43,064
...nampak hodoh.

1372
01:08:49,944 --> 01:08:53,224
Biarkan mereka!
-Ini hal mereka!

1374
01:09:05,744 --> 01:09:08,264
Mereka cuma berbincang.

1375
01:09:08,304 --> 01:09:10,784
Aku benci kau!
-Aku benci kau juga!

1380
01:09:30,704 --> 01:09:32,104
Baiklah, berhenti!

1382
01:09:34,104 --> 01:09:37,144
Aku takkan biar
Bilik Berita ini hancur.

1386
01:09:49,024 --> 01:09:52,024
Aku tak percaya apa
yang Ron buat pada kau.

1387
01:09:52,064 --> 01:09:54,504
Sangat teruk.

1388
01:09:54,544 --> 01:09:56,544
Ya.

1389
01:09:56,584 --> 01:09:59,784
Kau tak pernah terfikir
melawan api...

1390
01:09:59,824 --> 01:10:02,184
...dengan api?

1391
01:10:03,344 --> 01:10:05,184
Apa maksud kau?

1392
01:10:05,224 --> 01:10:09,304
Aku ada maklumat yang kau boleh
pilih untuk guna atau tak.

1393
01:10:09,344 --> 01:10:10,744
Terpulang pada kau.

1394
01:10:10,784 --> 01:10:13,024
Ron Burgundy,...

1395
01:10:13,064 --> 01:10:16,504
...akan baca apa saja yang
terpapar pada teleprompter.

1396
01:10:16,584 --> 01:10:18,544
Bila aku kata apa saja,...

1397
01:10:18,584 --> 01:10:21,024
...aku maksudkan apa saja.

1399
01:10:31,064 --> 01:10:33,144
Sebaik saja FotoMat
dimusnahkan,...

1400
01:10:33,184 --> 01:10:35,944
...beruang tersebut berlari
masuk ke dalam hutan.

1401
01:10:35,984 --> 01:10:38,904
Nampaknya dia tak sukakan
warna kulitnya.

1403
01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:43,864
Mewakili semua Pasukan
Berita Saluran 4,...

1404
01:10:43,904 --> 01:10:45,624
...saya Veronica Corningstone.

1405
01:10:45,664 --> 01:10:47,024
Dan saya Ron Burgundy.

1406
01:10:47,064 --> 01:10:49,664
Pergi jahanam,
San Diego.

1409
01:10:55,664 --> 01:10:58,144
Apa kejadah--

1410
01:10:58,224 --> 01:11:00,144
Tidak!

1411
01:11:00,184 --> 01:11:02,424
Tak ada siapa boleh cakap
macam tu pasal bandar aku!

1412
01:11:02,464 --> 01:11:04,544
Ron Burgundy tak guna!

1414
01:11:07,304 --> 01:11:10,264
Bagus, semua.
Siaran yang bagus.

1415
01:11:10,304 --> 01:11:12,664
Bagus.
Yang bergolek atas lantai juga.

1416
01:11:12,704 --> 01:11:14,704
Banyak semangat.
Aku suka.

1417
01:11:15,744 --> 01:11:17,944
Putuskan siaran!

1418
01:11:17,984 --> 01:11:20,104
Helo, Edward.

1419
01:11:20,144 --> 01:11:22,944
Ron, aku terpaksa pecat kau.
-Aku terpaksa pecat kau.

1420
01:11:22,984 --> 01:11:24,984
Bing, bong, bong.
Kau dipecat, Ed.

1421
01:11:25,024 --> 01:11:28,104
Kau sedar tak apa kau dah cakap?

1423
01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:33,424
Kau suka, Ron?

1424
01:11:33,464 --> 01:11:36,424
Veronica. Dia masukkan ayat itu
ke dalam Teleprompter.

1425
01:11:36,464 --> 01:11:40,704
Mungkin kau betul,
tapi ini dah teruk, Ron.

1426
01:11:40,744 --> 01:11:42,784
Aku tiada pilihan.

1427
01:11:42,824 --> 01:11:44,584
Aku terpaksa pecat kau.

1428
01:11:44,624 --> 01:11:47,104
Ed, sabar dulu.
Mari kira sampai 10.

1429
01:11:47,104 --> 01:11:50,864
Ini keputusan terburu-buru.
Ini sebab lain?

1430
01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:55,264
Ed, ada 300 orang San Diego-ites
tengah marah.

1431
01:11:55,304 --> 01:11:57,784
San Diego-ins.
San Diego-uns.

1432
01:11:57,824 --> 01:12:00,144
San Dieg-ons.
-San Diegans.

1433
01:12:00,184 --> 01:12:02,384
San Diegans di luar balai.

1434
01:12:02,424 --> 01:12:04,184
Mereka nak darah Ron.

1435
01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:05,624
Mereka nak cederakan kau.

1436
01:12:05,624 --> 01:12:08,944
Kenapa kau cakap macam tu? Kenapa?

1437
01:12:08,984 --> 01:12:11,464
Kenapa, Ron?

1438
01:12:11,504 --> 01:12:13,864
Kau wira aku, Ron.

1439
01:12:13,864 --> 01:12:15,264
Garth, aku--

1440
01:12:15,304 --> 01:12:19,264
Tiba-tiba kau cakap macam tu!

1441
01:12:19,304 --> 01:12:24,104
Mulut kau celupar!
Mulut busuk!

1442
01:12:24,144 --> 01:12:28,024
Kalau aku bagi kau duit,
luka hati kau boleh terubat?

1443
01:12:28,064 --> 01:12:31,224
Aku benci kau, Ron Burgundy!

1444
01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:40,424
Ron! Aku tak sangka
akan jadi sampai macam ni.

1445
01:12:40,424 --> 01:12:43,904
Aku tak sangka kau sanggup buat
aku macam ni! Puas hati?

1446
01:12:43,944 --> 01:12:47,624
Tak, Ron!
Itu hanya gurauan.

1447
01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:50,264
Masih kelakar pada aku.

1448
01:12:50,304 --> 01:12:51,704
Tidak pada orang lain.

1449
01:12:51,744 --> 01:12:53,904
Aku dah tak ada apa-apa!

1450
01:12:53,944 --> 01:12:56,144
Aku tinggal saki-baki!

1451
01:12:56,184 --> 01:12:59,424
Kau tahu tak aku tak pernah
sebut perkataan "jahanam"?

1452
01:12:59,464 --> 01:13:02,024
Aku tak pernah sesekali
sebut perkataan jahanam tu!

1453
01:13:02,064 --> 01:13:03,704
Tak pernah!

1454
01:13:03,744 --> 01:13:06,024
Mari pergi. Mereka semua
akan belasah awak.

1455
01:13:06,064 --> 01:13:10,144
Maafkan aku!
Jangan kacau dia!

1456
01:13:10,224 --> 01:13:12,224
Kau tahu tak aku
tak pernah sebut "Jahanam"?

1457
01:13:12,264 --> 01:13:14,384
Jahanam!

1458
01:13:14,424 --> 01:13:17,704
Tidak!

1459
01:13:30,264 --> 01:13:32,624
En. Burgundy, awak patut
malu dengan diri sendiri.

1460
01:13:32,664 --> 01:13:35,584
Tolonglah, saya--
-AWak teruk!

1461
01:13:35,624 --> 01:13:39,464
Awak menghampakan kami semua,
En. Burgundy!

1462
01:13:41,424 --> 01:13:43,224
Pencerita:
Bob Dylan pernah bernyanyi:

1463
01:13:43,264 --> 01:13:45,264
"Ada ketika, roda berputar."

1464
01:13:45,304 --> 01:13:47,744
Ron Burgundy
tak pernah dengar lagu itu.

1465
01:13:47,784 --> 01:13:51,824
Jadi, bila dia terjatuh,
dia terjatuh dengan teruk.

1466
01:13:55,144 --> 01:13:59,264
Berita Saluran 4 Jam 6:00!

1467
01:13:59,304 --> 01:14:00,904
Selamat petang, San Diego.

1468
01:14:00,944 --> 01:14:04,544
Saya pemberita utama
Veronica Corningstone.

1469
01:14:04,584 --> 01:14:07,664
Berita utama malam ini:
ultra bunyi Ling Wong,...

1470
01:14:07,704 --> 01:14:09,904
...panda terkenal di
seluruh dunia,...

1471
01:14:09,944 --> 01:14:12,744
...menunjukkan keadaan
bayinya sedang sihat.

1473
01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:23,224
Ron Burgundy, kekal bergaya.

1474
01:14:23,264 --> 01:14:25,584
Helo, ini Ron.

1475
01:14:25,624 --> 01:14:26,824
Helo.

1476
01:14:26,864 --> 01:14:29,664
Siapa di sana?
Helo.

1477
01:14:29,704 --> 01:14:31,384
Siapa ni?

1478
01:14:31,424 --> 01:14:34,024
Baxter, kau ke tu?

1479
01:14:34,064 --> 01:14:35,464
Baxter!

1480
01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:37,464
Menyalak 2 kali kalau
kau ada di Milwaukee.

1481
01:14:38,584 --> 01:14:40,584
Ini Wilt Chamberlain?

1482
01:14:40,624 --> 01:14:43,704
Cakaplah sesuatu. Helo!

1483
01:14:45,984 --> 01:14:47,144
Helo!

1485
01:14:54,464 --> 01:14:56,944
Tino, terima kasih benarkan
aku masuk ke sini.

1486
01:14:56,984 --> 01:14:58,824
Leganya aku masih dapat
makan makanan sedap.

1487
01:14:58,864 --> 01:15:03,104
Ya, tentulah, ini dia,
cef buat istimewa untuk kau.

1488
01:15:05,504 --> 01:15:07,864
Kau mesti makan benda tu sebab
cakap macam tu pada bandar aku.

1489
01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:09,824
Aku takkan makan tu.

1490
01:15:09,864 --> 01:15:11,864
Kau mesti makan najis kucing tu.

1491
01:15:11,904 --> 01:15:13,944
Aku takkan makan najis kucing.

1492
01:15:13,984 --> 01:15:17,224
Kau mesti makan.
-Ron Burgundy cakap tidak!

1493
01:15:17,264 --> 01:15:19,864
Kau bodohkan aku dan
semua orang.

1494
01:15:19,904 --> 01:15:22,464
Masukkan taik tu dalam mulut kau.

1495
01:15:22,504 --> 01:15:24,984
Tak!
-Ya!

1496
01:15:25,024 --> 01:15:27,744
Tak!
-Si!

1497
01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:30,824
Aku takkan makan.
-Makan sekarang!

1498
01:15:30,864 --> 01:15:32,704
Tidak!
-Makan!

1499
01:15:32,744 --> 01:15:35,944
Baik, aku makan satu.

1500
01:15:35,984 --> 01:15:40,824
Kalau aku gigit sekali,
kau ambilkan aku stik?

1502
01:15:40,864 --> 01:15:42,304
Mungkin.

1503
01:15:42,344 --> 01:15:44,344
Ya, suapkan.

1504
01:15:44,384 --> 01:15:47,024
Aku sangat lapar.

1506
01:15:50,264 --> 01:15:53,904
Bawa stik untuk dia.

1507
01:15:53,944 --> 01:15:56,664
Tidak! Aku baru gigit sekali.

1508
01:15:56,704 --> 01:15:58,904
Tak cukup.

1510
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:03,224
Jangan menangis.

1511
01:16:03,264 --> 01:16:05,384
Dia tak menangis.

1512
01:16:05,424 --> 01:16:08,744
Aku akan makan najis.
Aku tak kisah.

1514
01:16:11,624 --> 01:16:13,424
Okey, habiskan semua.

1516
01:16:16,984 --> 01:16:19,624
Jaga kelakuan awak, encik.

1517
01:16:19,664 --> 01:16:22,384
Wanita dengan topi merah.

1518
01:16:22,424 --> 01:16:23,784
Kau berbau.

1520
01:16:26,944 --> 01:16:30,264
Kawan-kawan, ini aku, Ron.

1521
01:16:30,304 --> 01:16:31,784
Kawan-kawan!

1522
01:16:31,824 --> 01:16:34,304
Harken akan pecat kami
kalau kami bercakap dengan kau.

1523
01:16:34,344 --> 01:16:37,744
Apa?
-Maafkan aku.

1524
01:16:37,784 --> 01:16:40,144
Brian!

1525
01:16:40,184 --> 01:16:42,304
Ini Ronnie!
-Ron!

1526
01:16:42,344 --> 01:16:44,424
Champ!
-Ron!

1527
01:16:44,504 --> 01:16:46,464
Champ, mari sini!

1528
01:16:46,504 --> 01:16:47,904
Jalan, Brick.

1530
01:16:50,144 --> 01:16:53,184
Brick, mari peluk aku.
Aku tahu kau nak.

1531
01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:58,064
Aku sengsara, San Diego!

1532
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:03,384
Panasnya!

1533
01:17:06,264 --> 01:17:08,264
Susu pilihan yang teruk!

1534
01:17:15,624 --> 01:17:17,584
Ya.
Chris, dengar cakap ayah.

1535
01:17:17,624 --> 01:17:20,904
Letakkan senapang
dan jangan kacau kugiran.

1537
01:17:23,424 --> 01:17:26,224
Kita bincang nanti.
Ada panggilan lain masuk.

1538
01:17:26,264 --> 01:17:28,224
Ed Harken.

1539
01:17:28,264 --> 01:17:30,344
Apa? Oh tuhan!

1540
01:17:30,384 --> 01:17:35,024
Dengar sini semua, Ling Wong
si panda dah beranak!

1541
01:17:35,064 --> 01:17:38,064
Minta Corningstone
ke sana sekarang!

1542
01:17:38,104 --> 01:17:40,104
Semua rangkaian Berita
akan ada di sana.

1543
01:17:40,144 --> 01:17:43,144
Aku nak rakaman panda beranak!

1544
01:17:49,864 --> 01:17:52,344
Saya Ted Nightingale,
Berita Saluran 6 Los Angeles,...

1545
01:17:52,384 --> 01:17:54,024
...melaporkan dari Zoo San Diego.

1546
01:17:54,064 --> 01:17:55,744
Dan ini adalah detik...

1547
01:17:55,784 --> 01:17:58,344
...yang dinantikan seluruh dunia.

1548
01:17:58,384 --> 01:18:01,624
Saya hanya mampu mengagak
jantina bayi panda tersebut,...

1549
01:18:01,664 --> 01:18:04,704
...tetapi rasanya, ia betina.

1550
01:18:04,784 --> 01:18:07,024
Maaf. Pihak media.

1551
01:18:07,064 --> 01:18:09,544
Maaf, saya pihak media.
Terima kasih. Dapat rakam?

1552
01:18:09,624 --> 01:18:11,904
Tak dapat. Cuma dapat rakam
tirai biru.

1554
01:18:14,024 --> 01:18:18,504
Pergi sana dan tengok kalau-kalau kau
boleh dapat sudut lebih elok. Aku ke sini.

1555
01:18:18,544 --> 01:18:21,584
Cik adik, apa kata kau pergi
ambilkan aku sandwich?

1556
01:18:21,624 --> 01:18:24,224
Okey, aku pergi ambilkan sandwich.

1557
01:18:24,264 --> 01:18:27,424
Lepas tu aku akan tunjukkan rating tempat
ke-2 kau di belakang seorang perempuan.

1558
01:18:27,464 --> 01:18:30,304
Jangan susah hati sangat.

1559
01:18:31,544 --> 01:18:33,664
Apa-apalah.
-Siaran langung, En. Mantooth.

1560
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:37,584
Selamat tengahari,
San Diego.

1561
01:18:37,624 --> 01:18:40,264
Kita di sini bagi menyaksikan
kelahiran seekor bayi panda.

1562
01:18:40,304 --> 01:18:43,064
# Sky rockets in flight #

1563
01:18:44,144 --> 01:18:48,504
# Afternoon delight #

1564
01:18:48,544 --> 01:18:50,984
# Af--#

1565
01:18:51,024 --> 01:18:54,224
# I make fart noises
with my mouth #

1567
01:18:55,624 --> 01:18:57,864
# And I like to cut--#
-Orang gila!

1568
01:18:57,904 --> 01:18:59,424
Berhenti menyanyi!

1569
01:18:59,504 --> 01:19:01,544
Kau menakutkan pelanggan.

1570
01:19:01,584 --> 01:19:05,704
Aku meluahkan perasaan melalui
kekuatan sebuah lagu!

1571
01:19:05,744 --> 01:19:08,824
Si mabuk, setiap hari
kau datang sini,...

1572
01:19:08,864 --> 01:19:10,984
...dengan bau busuk
dan kegilaan kau.

1573
01:19:11,024 --> 01:19:13,024
Apa masalah kau?

1574
01:19:13,064 --> 01:19:15,024
Aku tak ada hati!

1575
01:19:15,064 --> 01:19:17,384
Sebab perempuan itu dah curi!

1576
01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:19,984
Kau tahu apa yang paling
mengecewakan?

1577
01:19:22,064 --> 01:19:27,624
Dia lagi bagus dari aku!

1579
01:19:28,904 --> 01:19:30,864
Roda sentiasa berputar.

1580
01:19:32,104 --> 01:19:34,424
Wanita boleh buat bermacam
perkara zaman sekarang.

1581
01:19:34,464 --> 01:19:37,264
Kau mesti belajar terima hakikat.

1582
01:19:37,304 --> 01:19:39,784
Apa kau cakap?

1583
01:19:39,824 --> 01:19:42,144
Aku tak faham bahasa Sepanyol.

1585
01:19:53,464 --> 01:19:54,784
Scotty.

1586
01:19:54,824 --> 01:19:57,384
Scotty, aku dapat sudut baik.

1587
01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:59,424
Scotty. Scotty!

1589
01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:04,464
Awak dapat sudut yang sangat menarik.

1590
01:20:04,504 --> 01:20:07,904
Sudut begitulah yang mampu
bawa awak ke puncak kejayaan.

1591
01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:11,344
Harap-harapnya.
-Kami dari televisyen awam,...

1592
01:20:11,344 --> 01:20:15,784
...kami sangat gembira dengan perkembangan
sihat golongan wanita macam awak.

1593
01:20:15,824 --> 01:20:18,144
Saya rasa sungguh lega.

1595
01:20:23,904 --> 01:20:27,224
Howie, kita dah sapat sudut.

1596
01:20:27,224 --> 01:20:29,224
Atas sikit.

1599
01:20:33,464 --> 01:20:35,544
Jangan kejutkan mereka.

1603
01:20:46,504 --> 01:20:47,784
Tolong!

1604
01:20:47,824 --> 01:20:50,424
Macam mana pemberita utama boleh hilang?

1605
01:20:50,464 --> 01:20:52,944
Saya tak jumpa Corningstone.
-Mana dia pergi?

1606
01:20:52,984 --> 01:20:54,984
Tiada siapa nampak dia.

1607
01:20:54,984 --> 01:20:58,504
Setiap pasukan Berita inginkan
liputan Berita macam ini.

1608
01:20:58,544 --> 01:21:01,584
Aku pulak tak ada pemberita utama!

1609
01:21:01,624 --> 01:21:04,104
Bagi aku telefon.

1610
01:21:04,144 --> 01:21:06,464
Aku tak percaya aku
akan buat macam ni.

1613
01:21:11,184 --> 01:21:14,144
Ada seorang pemberita di sana?
-Tunggu kejap.

1615
01:21:16,944 --> 01:21:19,544
Helo?
-Helo?

1616
01:21:19,584 --> 01:21:21,544
Ini Ron?
-Siapa ni?

1617
01:21:21,584 --> 01:21:23,584
Ini aku. Ed.
-Siapa?

1618
01:21:23,584 --> 01:21:26,104
Ed Harken.
-Aku tak kenal siapa Ned.

1619
01:21:26,184 --> 01:21:28,424
Ed Harken!
-Ed!

1620
01:21:28,464 --> 01:21:30,744
Ed, helo.
-Dengar, Ron.

1621
01:21:30,784 --> 01:21:34,624
Corningstone hilang dalam
perhimpunan satu acara besar.

1622
01:21:34,624 --> 01:21:36,704
Aku perlukan kau sekarang.

1623
01:21:36,744 --> 01:21:38,384
Nanti, Ed.

1624
01:21:38,424 --> 01:21:41,624
Ini maksudnya kau nak minta
aku laporkan Berita semula?

1625
01:21:43,304 --> 01:21:45,304
Ya.
-Ed!

1626
01:21:45,344 --> 01:21:47,464
Syukur!
Terima kasih!

1627
01:21:47,504 --> 01:21:49,904
Ed, kejap.
Aku nak cakap sesuatu.

1628
01:21:49,944 --> 01:21:53,224
Kau memang kawan yang baik!

1629
01:21:53,264 --> 01:21:54,744
Sentiasa!

1631
01:21:57,344 --> 01:21:59,824
Datang ke sini secepat kau boleh.

1632
01:21:59,864 --> 01:22:01,864
Ed, aku ke sana sekarang.

1633
01:22:03,024 --> 01:22:05,664
Aku akan nampak kacak.

1634
01:22:15,344 --> 01:22:18,784
Selamat petang.
Saya Ron Burgundy.

1635
01:22:18,824 --> 01:22:21,184
Cepatnya dia bersihkan diri!

1636
01:22:21,224 --> 01:22:25,424
Untuk lakukannya, aku perlukan
pasukan pemberita aku.

1639
01:22:33,144 --> 01:22:35,144
Pasukan Berita!

1640
01:22:35,184 --> 01:22:37,744
Berkumpul!

1642
01:22:44,864 --> 01:22:48,424
Pasukan berita, berkumpul!

1645
01:22:52,224 --> 01:22:53,864
Apa khabar?

1647
01:22:55,424 --> 01:22:57,664
Hai.
Tak nampak kau di sana.

1648
01:22:57,704 --> 01:23:01,104
Kami berada di sini
sepanjang masa.

1649
01:23:01,144 --> 01:23:03,984
Aku malu.

1651
01:23:06,184 --> 01:23:10,464
Aku baru dapat panggilan dari Harken.
Dia nak aku balik.

1652
01:23:10,504 --> 01:23:12,784
Tapi aku tak boleh
lakukan tanpa pasukan aku.

1653
01:23:12,824 --> 01:23:14,464
Entahlah, Ron.

1654
01:23:14,504 --> 01:23:17,224
Zaman tu dah berlalu.
Kita dah lain sekarang.

1655
01:23:17,264 --> 01:23:19,224
Selepas kau pergi,
lukanya sangat dalam.

1656
01:23:19,264 --> 01:23:21,824
Aku tak tahu sama ada
aku mampu harunginya lagi.

1657
01:23:21,864 --> 01:23:23,864
Fikirkan apa yang kau minta ni.

1660
01:23:28,944 --> 01:23:31,264
Suatu ketika dulu...

1661
01:23:31,304 --> 01:23:34,304
...kamu semua gelar aku
peneraju utama kamu.

1662
01:23:37,464 --> 01:23:39,704
Sanggup kamu ikut aku sekali lagi?

1663
01:23:41,584 --> 01:23:43,784
Aku dah penat dengan babak ni.

1664
01:23:43,824 --> 01:23:45,824
Bergerak ke Van Berita!

1667
01:24:00,584 --> 01:24:02,704
Tak mengapa,
Ron Burgundy.

1668
01:24:02,744 --> 01:24:04,464
Dia dah kembali!

1669
01:24:04,504 --> 01:24:07,464
Mari ambil kedudukan masing-masing.

1670
01:24:07,504 --> 01:24:09,424
Macam mana rambut aku?
-Cantik.

1671
01:24:09,464 --> 01:24:11,584
Rambut kau macam malaikat.

1672
01:24:11,624 --> 01:24:14,544
Nanti, Lembaga Pemerhati Rangkaian.

1673
01:24:14,584 --> 01:24:18,024
Ini acara hangat.
-Aku agak gementar.

1675
01:24:20,144 --> 01:24:22,024
Tunggu! Kamu dengar sesuatu?

1676
01:24:22,064 --> 01:24:24,824
Tolong.

1677
01:24:24,864 --> 01:24:27,304
Ron, tolong!
-Veronica!

1678
01:24:27,344 --> 01:24:29,544
Kau okey?

1679
01:24:29,584 --> 01:24:31,224
Macam mana kau boleh
sampai ke bawah?

1680
01:24:31,264 --> 01:24:33,264
Pergilah panggil bantuan.

1681
01:24:33,304 --> 01:24:35,704
Tunggu!

1683
01:24:38,904 --> 01:24:40,664
Kita mesti buat sesuatu.

1684
01:24:40,704 --> 01:24:43,144
Ron, aku tak nak
kedengaran kejam, tapi,...

1685
01:24:43,184 --> 01:24:45,544
...ada Lembaga Pemerhati
Rangkaian di sana.

1686
01:24:45,584 --> 01:24:47,664
Ini keputusan sukar.

1687
01:24:47,704 --> 01:24:50,344
Banyak perlu dipertimbang.

1688
01:24:50,384 --> 01:24:52,824
Berita paling besar
sepanjang karier aku,...

1689
01:24:52,864 --> 01:24:56,664
...bakal memacu aku ke
kedudukan lebih tinggi,...

1690
01:24:56,704 --> 01:24:58,184
...atau selamatkan wanita...

1691
01:24:58,224 --> 01:25:01,504
...yang pernah aku cintai.

1692
01:25:01,544 --> 01:25:04,264
Susahnya!

1693
01:25:04,304 --> 01:25:06,864
Aku rasa bersalah!

1694
01:25:06,904 --> 01:25:09,304
Ron, aku tahu aku
agak biadab,...

1695
01:25:09,344 --> 01:25:11,824
...tapi dia ditakdirkan
untuk mati.

1696
01:25:11,864 --> 01:25:13,904
Tak. Nanti.

1697
01:25:15,264 --> 01:25:17,264
Dah jelas sekarang.

1698
01:25:19,344 --> 01:25:21,344
Mari masuk ke kawasan beruang.

1699
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:23,744
Ron, jangan.

1703
01:25:31,064 --> 01:25:34,024
Tiba-tiba aku menyesal
dengan keputusan aku.

1704
01:25:34,064 --> 01:25:36,584
Apa kau buat ni?
Kenapa tak dapatkan bantuan?

1705
01:25:36,624 --> 01:25:39,024
Besarnya beruang!

1706
01:25:39,064 --> 01:25:41,704
Mereka nampak kecil
dari atas sana.

1707
01:25:41,744 --> 01:25:44,584
Sudahlah.
Mari cari Harken.

1708
01:25:44,624 --> 01:25:47,264
Bertenang.

1709
01:25:49,304 --> 01:25:52,624
Semua akan selamat, sayang.

1711
01:25:54,784 --> 01:25:56,944
Andai kata kita mati
di sini hari ini,...

1712
01:25:56,984 --> 01:25:59,824
...ada sesuatu kau
perlu tahu.

1713
01:25:59,864 --> 01:26:02,904
Taktik kotor dengan teleprompter
itu, bukannya idea--

1714
01:26:02,944 --> 01:26:06,384
Aku dah agak!
Bukan kau yang buat, kan?

1715
01:26:06,464 --> 01:26:08,824
Wes Mantooth yang buat.

1716
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:11,784
Patutnya aku dah tahu.
-Bukan, bukan.

1717
01:26:11,824 --> 01:26:14,144
Aku yang buat.

1719
01:26:18,464 --> 01:26:20,744
Kau dah bangunkan beruang.
Kenapa kau menjerit?

1721
01:26:23,864 --> 01:26:27,464
Ada orang dalam
kawasan beruang!

1723
01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:32,904
Di hujung nyawa aku...

1724
01:26:32,944 --> 01:26:35,584
...barulah aku sedar
betapa aku perlukan kau.

1725
01:26:35,624 --> 01:26:37,984
Oh, Ron.

1726
01:26:41,264 --> 01:26:43,264
Beruang itu akan cederakan mereka!

1727
01:26:43,304 --> 01:26:46,104
Mari berburu.

1728
01:26:47,544 --> 01:26:49,064
Pasukan Berita!

1729
01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:54,024
Lawan Beruang!

1733
01:27:07,464 --> 01:27:09,464
Pukul uvula mereka!

1735
01:27:11,864 --> 01:27:13,824
Aku tunggang traktor binatang!

1736
01:27:14,864 --> 01:27:17,264
Beruang semakin mendahului
Pasukan Berita...

1737
01:27:17,304 --> 01:27:18,904
...dan keadaan makin buruk.

1738
01:27:18,944 --> 01:27:21,984
Nampaknya, selepas ini,
saya bakal--

1740
01:27:24,704 --> 01:27:27,144
Ini semua mengarut!.

1743
01:27:30,264 --> 01:27:33,344
Kita dah bangunkan si emak.

1746
01:27:38,904 --> 01:27:41,344
Aku tak nak mati.

1748
01:27:47,064 --> 01:27:51,224
Baxter!

1751
01:28:29,464 --> 01:28:31,944
Tengok! Mereka ikut emak mereka!

1753
01:28:33,344 --> 01:28:35,624
Baxter!

1754
01:28:35,664 --> 01:28:40,024
Baxter, kau masih hidup!

1755
01:28:40,064 --> 01:28:43,464
Aku sangat gembira!

1756
01:28:43,504 --> 01:28:47,144
Aku gembira!
Kau masih hidup!

1757
01:28:47,184 --> 01:28:49,784
Aku gembira!

1759
01:28:56,144 --> 01:28:57,624
Aku jilat kau!

1760
01:28:57,664 --> 01:29:00,744
Aku jilat kau depan semua orang
untuk tunjukkan aku gembira.

1762
01:29:02,864 --> 01:29:05,944
Dia sangat sukakan
anjing tu.

1763
01:29:05,984 --> 01:29:08,384
Burgundy!

1764
01:29:08,424 --> 01:29:10,824
Burgundy!

1765
01:29:10,864 --> 01:29:13,464
Burgundy!
Burgundy!

1766
01:29:13,504 --> 01:29:15,784
Hai, Ron.

1767
01:29:15,824 --> 01:29:18,984
Kau pernah terjatuh
dari atas, kan?

1768
01:29:19,024 --> 01:29:20,424
Bertenang, Wes.

1769
01:29:20,424 --> 01:29:23,864
Dah lama aku tunggu
nak cakap begini pada kau.

1770
01:29:23,904 --> 01:29:26,264
Jauh di dasar perut aku,...

1771
01:29:26,304 --> 01:29:27,984
...dengan seluruh jiwa raga aku,...

1772
01:29:28,024 --> 01:29:30,824
....aku setulus hati,...

1773
01:29:30,864 --> 01:29:32,424
...bencikan kau!

1775
01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:40,024
Tapi, demi tuhan,
aku hormati kau!

1778
01:29:53,064 --> 01:29:54,544
Terima kasih,...

1779
01:29:54,584 --> 01:29:56,064
...brother.

1780
01:29:58,264 --> 01:30:01,504
Burgundy!
Burgundy!

1781
01:30:01,544 --> 01:30:03,984
Hari ini kita eja "kebangkitan"
menjadi:

1782
01:30:04,024 --> 01:30:06,024
R-O-N.

1783
01:30:06,064 --> 01:30:08,904
Burgundy!
Burgundy!

1785
01:30:10,784 --> 01:30:14,584
Ron, rasanya kau ada
berita untuk dilaporkan.

1786
01:30:16,664 --> 01:30:18,144
Kau pasti, Ed?

1787
01:30:19,184 --> 01:30:21,064
Buatlah.

1788
01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:23,704
Kau lahir untuk melaporkan
berita ini.

1789
01:30:28,744 --> 01:30:31,224
Warga San Diego tengah tunggu.
Pergilah.

1790
01:30:31,264 --> 01:30:32,784
Beri laluan!

1791
01:30:32,864 --> 01:30:35,864
Ron Burgundy nak melaporkan
pasal panda!

1792
01:30:38,344 --> 01:30:39,904
Kira sampai sifar.
3.

1793
01:30:39,944 --> 01:30:41,984
Siaran langsung, En. Burgundy.

1794
01:30:42,024 --> 01:30:44,024
Saya Ron Burgundy,...

1795
01:30:44,064 --> 01:30:47,944
...dengan bangganya melaporkan
sekali lagi untuk Berita Saluran 4.

1796
01:30:47,944 --> 01:30:51,784
Cerita hari ini merupakan
perkara terpenting...

1797
01:30:51,824 --> 01:30:54,944
...pernah terjadi di San Diago...

1798
01:30:54,984 --> 01:30:56,704
...dan di dunia.

1799
01:30:56,744 --> 01:30:59,704
Tetapi bagi menyampaikan
secara lengkap,...

1800
01:30:59,744 --> 01:31:02,064
...saya perlukan sedikit
bantuan...

1801
01:31:02,104 --> 01:31:04,424
...daripada pemberita
bersama saya,...

1802
01:31:05,664 --> 01:31:07,704
...Cik Veronica Corningstone.

1804
01:31:09,864 --> 01:31:12,544
Bukan, Brick.

1805
01:31:12,584 --> 01:31:14,664
Pergi berdiri di sana.

1808
01:31:20,064 --> 01:31:22,424
Ron, ada beribu-ribu
lelaki di luar sana...

1809
01:31:22,464 --> 01:31:24,064
...yang patut aku
jadikan pasangan,...

1810
01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:27,184
...tapi aku 72% pasti
aku cintakan kau.

1812
01:31:34,424 --> 01:31:37,624
Pencerita: Ya, ia kebangkitan
yang gah bagi Ron Burgundy.

1813
01:31:37,664 --> 01:31:40,344
Ya!
Ron!

1814
01:31:40,384 --> 01:31:44,024
Bagi ahli yang lain pula:

1815
01:31:44,064 --> 01:31:47,504
Champ Kind kemudian menjadi
pengulas bagi program NFL,...

1816
01:31:47,504 --> 01:31:50,064
...tetapi kemudian dipecat
kerana didakwa atas tuduhan...

1817
01:31:50,104 --> 01:31:53,784
...gangguan seksual
oleh Terry Bradshaw.

1818
01:31:53,824 --> 01:31:55,824
Maafkan saya.

1819
01:31:55,864 --> 01:31:58,424
Awak guna haruman Sex Panther?

1821
01:32:00,744 --> 01:32:03,264
Brian Fantana pula
mengecapi kejayaan...

1822
01:32:03,304 --> 01:32:05,824
...sebagai hos rancangan
realiti TV...

1823
01:32:05,864 --> 01:32:08,704
..."Intercourse lsland"
untuk Fox Network.

1824
01:32:08,744 --> 01:32:11,464
Sesiapa nampak Brick?

1825
01:32:11,504 --> 01:32:13,504
Brick?
-Jangan geletek!

1826
01:32:13,544 --> 01:32:16,744
Gelinya!

1827
01:32:16,784 --> 01:32:19,744
Brick Tamland berkahwin
dan beranak 11 orang...

1828
01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:22,024
...serta menjadi salah seorang
penasihat politik utama...

1829
01:32:22,064 --> 01:32:23,744
...di Rumah Putih Bush.

1832
01:32:37,024 --> 01:32:40,184
Ron dan Veronica tidak
kekal lama di San Diego.

1833
01:32:44,104 --> 01:32:46,224
Saya pilih mereka
menggantikan saya,...

1834
01:32:46,264 --> 01:32:49,704
...menjadi Pasukan Berita
jantina campur yang pertama,...

1835
01:32:49,744 --> 01:32:52,024
...dan mereka masih bersiaran
sehingga ke hari ini.

1836
01:32:52,064 --> 01:32:55,144
Dari kami semua di
Berita Pusat Dunia,...

1837
01:32:55,184 --> 01:32:56,904
...saya Veronica Corningstone.

1838
01:32:56,944 --> 01:32:58,784
Dan saya Ron Burgundy.

1839
01:32:58,824 --> 01:33:01,464
Kekal bergaya, planet Bumi.

1840
01:33:04,744 --> 01:33:08,664
# Carry on, my wayward son #

1841
01:33:08,704 --> 01:33:12,744
# There'll be peace
when you are done #

1842
01:33:12,784 --> 01:33:17,024
# Lay your weary head
to rest #

1843
01:33:17,064 --> 01:33:19,184
# Don't you cry no more... #

1844
01:33:19,224 --> 01:33:22,464
Odin si Hebat!

1845
01:33:22,504 --> 01:33:25,984
Demi tukul Thor!

1846
01:33:26,024 --> 01:33:29,664
Janggut Saint Damien!

1847
01:33:29,704 --> 01:33:32,224
Sweet grandmother spatula!

1848
01:33:32,264 --> 01:33:35,064
Seteko kopi panas!

1849
01:33:35,104 --> 01:33:38,544
Paip batang Uncle Jonathan!

1850
01:33:41,184 --> 01:33:44,064
Aku akan tembak kau dengan senapang BB
bila kau tak nampak.

1851
01:33:44,104 --> 01:33:46,064
Ke belakang kepala.

1852
01:33:46,104 --> 01:33:48,584
Maafkan aku.

1853
01:33:50,104 --> 01:33:52,344
Kau tak cerah.
Kau sedar, kan?

1854
01:33:52,384 --> 01:33:54,064
Sebenarnya kau
agak bodoh.

1855
01:33:54,104 --> 01:33:56,464
Semua orang tahu.

1856
01:33:56,504 --> 01:34:00,664
Aku bodoh,
kau pulak--

1857
01:34:00,704 --> 01:34:03,904
Aku dah buntu ayat!
Kau ada ayat?

1858
01:34:03,944 --> 01:34:06,944
Aku ada banyak ayat
untuk dicakapkan.

1859
01:34:06,944 --> 01:34:09,024
Contohnya, kau si jalang.

1860
01:34:11,904 --> 01:34:14,264
Ron, aku akan letak racun--

1863
01:34:20,824 --> 01:34:24,024
Aku minum lampu lava.
Bukan lava.

1864
01:34:24,064 --> 01:34:26,464
Aku makan kaca fiber.

1865
01:34:26,504 --> 01:34:30,944
Tak macam gula-gula getah
macam lelaki tu cakap.

1866
01:34:30,984 --> 01:34:32,544
Perut aku sakit.

1867
01:34:32,584 --> 01:34:33,784
Aku berakkan tukul.

1868
01:34:33,824 --> 01:34:35,984
Aku berakkan pita rakaman.

1869
01:34:36,024 --> 01:34:38,064
Aku berakkan jagung.

1872
01:34:45,704 --> 01:34:47,704
Jangan cari pasal,...

1873
01:34:47,744 --> 01:34:50,984
...kalau tak aku akan
rap macam Jack Johnson!

1874
01:34:51,024 --> 01:34:52,504
Okey.
-Ya.

1875
01:34:52,544 --> 01:34:54,304
Ini akibatnya.

1876
01:34:54,344 --> 01:34:55,984
Apa kau buat?

1877
01:34:56,024 --> 01:34:58,104
Apa kau buat?

1878
01:34:58,144 --> 01:34:59,544
Apa kau--

1879
01:35:04,504 --> 01:35:05,664
Action.

1880
01:35:05,704 --> 01:35:07,784
Aku akan kembali
buat apa yang aku pandai--

1881
01:35:07,824 --> 01:35:10,584
Aku akan kembali buat apa
yang aku pandai buat, berlagak.

1882
01:35:10,624 --> 01:35:12,544
Bila kita mula?

1883
01:35:12,584 --> 01:35:14,304
Bila kita mula?

1884
01:35:14,344 --> 01:35:16,344
Itu ayat aku.
-Bila kita mula?

1885
01:35:16,384 --> 01:35:18,344
Kau kata,
"Bila pun kau suka."

1886
01:35:18,384 --> 01:35:20,024
Bila pun kau suka.

1887
01:35:20,064 --> 01:35:22,104
Teruskan.
Ini barang baik.

1888
01:35:23,144 --> 01:35:25,984
...kawasan bank
dalam satu...

1889
01:35:26,024 --> 01:35:29,224
Mungkin bukan orang yang sama.
Mungkin bukan lelaki yang sama.

1890
01:35:37,024 --> 01:35:39,024
Brick, sebelum aku biar kau pergi,...

1891
01:35:39,064 --> 01:35:41,624
...kau masih sertai pertandingan golf
musim panas bersama selebriti?

1892
01:35:41,664 --> 01:35:43,624
Tak, ramai orang mati
tahun lepas.

1893
01:35:43,664 --> 01:35:45,904
Jadi, kami takkan buat--

1894
01:35:45,944 --> 01:35:47,664
Maaf. Maaf.

1895
01:35:48,704 --> 01:35:51,984
Mereka namakannya San Diego.

1896
01:35:52,024 --> 01:35:55,744
Yang mana dalam bahasa Jerman,
bermaksud kemaluan ikan paus.

1898
01:36:02,344 --> 01:36:04,864
Itu perkara paling mengarut.

1899
01:36:25,984 --> 01:36:29,584
# Carry on, my wayward son #

1900
01:36:29,624 --> 01:36:33,384
# There'll be peace
when you are done #

1901
01:36:33,424 --> 01:36:37,104
# Lay your weary head
to rest #

1902
01:36:37,144 --> 01:36:38,224
# Don't you cry #

1903
01:36:38,264 --> 01:36:41,264
# Don't you cry no more #

1905
01:36:58,464 --> 01:37:00,704
Itu caranya.
Bagus.

1906
01:37:00,744 --> 01:37:02,584
Pasti seronok jadi
nombor 2.

1907
01:37:02,624 --> 01:37:05,304
Pasti tak senang duduk
jadi nombor 2.

1908
01:37:06,704 --> 01:37:09,064
Semua ketawa!

1909
01:37:09,104 --> 01:37:11,464
Kami kawan baik.

1910
01:37:11,504 --> 01:37:14,464
Sahabat baik rakamkan
detik indah bersama.

1911
01:37:14,504 --> 01:37:17,304
Jangan cakap apa-apa, Ron.
Biarkan saja.

1912
01:37:17,344 --> 01:37:20,384
Kita ketawa,
meraikan persahabatan kita.

1913
01:37:20,424 --> 01:37:23,904
Suatu hari nanti kita akan
kenang semula dengan penuh gembira.

1914
01:37:23,904 --> 01:37:30,904
<font color=yellow>Disarikatakan oleh: Mohammad Izzat Azhar</font>
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<font color=green>--Februari 21 2014 // Kedah--</font>