1 00:00:00,295 --> 00:00:01,524 - Previously on The O.C.: - Daddy! 2 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:04,041 Her dad beat up my dad at my debutante ball. 3 00:00:04,144 --> 00:00:05,294 You can't blame Holly for that. 4 00:00:05,465 --> 00:00:06,579 - I know Jimmy. - I've heard. 5 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,576 He still has your prom photo on our wall. 6 00:00:08,745 --> 00:00:10,303 - What do you want from me? - I want a divorce. 7 00:00:10,465 --> 00:00:12,376 I never should have broken up with you in the first place. 8 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:14,934 - I don't know what I should do. - Let me know when you decide. 9 00:00:15,105 --> 00:00:17,983 You chose Luke, huh? Chino didn't stand a chance. 10 00:00:22,345 --> 00:00:23,903 Let's go. 11 00:00:26,945 --> 00:00:28,094 You're too late. 12 00:00:30,585 --> 00:00:32,894 - The plan is undeniable. - I'm denying it. 13 00:00:33,065 --> 00:00:34,737 We have my mom's Range Rover. 14 00:00:34,905 --> 00:00:38,181 We have a perfect alibi, as I go to this comic-book convention every year. 15 00:00:38,345 --> 00:00:40,540 We have my entire life of never doing anything wrong... 16 00:00:40,705 --> 00:00:42,900 ...which lulls my parents into a false sense of trust. 17 00:00:43,065 --> 00:00:47,377 And you wanna throw all that away for Summer in a wet T-shirt doing body shots? 18 00:00:48,665 --> 00:00:51,259 I'm sorry. I thought that was a rhetorical question. Yes... 19 00:00:51,425 --> 00:00:54,895 ...Ryan, yes. On the last weekend before school, one goes to Tijuana. 20 00:00:55,065 --> 00:00:57,374 It is tradition, and it is a rite of passage. 21 00:00:57,545 --> 00:00:59,740 What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico. 22 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,538 What happens in Mexico? 23 00:01:01,705 --> 00:01:04,219 I don't know. It stays there. That's why we must go. 24 00:01:04,985 --> 00:01:06,816 I don't know about lying to your parents. 25 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:08,896 I can respect that. I will lie to them. 26 00:01:10,264 --> 00:01:12,096 Why can't we just go to Comicon? 27 00:01:12,265 --> 00:01:14,096 Comicon is a bunch of pathetic virgins... 28 00:01:14,265 --> 00:01:16,335 ...ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman. 29 00:01:16,505 --> 00:01:18,460 I thought you went every year. 30 00:01:19,785 --> 00:01:22,902 Listen. Tijuana's a big town. I'm sure you won't even see Marissa. 31 00:01:23,065 --> 00:01:26,022 I don't care about seeing Marissa or not seeing Marissa. 32 00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:29,097 Therefore, you should have no problem coming to Mexico, right? 33 00:01:29,265 --> 00:01:31,256 Well, won't she be hanging out with Summer? 34 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,336 No, she'll probably be shacked up with Luke. 35 00:01:34,825 --> 00:01:37,020 Yeah, I'm sorry. That was probably a bit painful. 36 00:01:37,185 --> 00:01:39,653 Hey, fellas. You all excited about Comicon? 37 00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:43,454 Seth's been going since he was 10. It's the highlight of his year. 38 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,219 Thanks. "Highlight" is a bit overstating it. 39 00:01:46,385 --> 00:01:50,617 - Check you out. Big pimping. - I got a meeting with a private law firm. 40 00:01:50,785 --> 00:01:53,219 - You suing one of their clients? - It's a job interview. 41 00:01:53,385 --> 00:01:57,014 Which he'll never take. They like to flatter him every once in a while. 42 00:01:57,185 --> 00:02:01,541 - Yeah, I go for the free meal. - But you'll still be a public defender, right? 43 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,697 After 15 years? There's no way he's selling out. 44 00:02:04,865 --> 00:02:06,981 Well, it'd have to be one hell of a free meal. 45 00:02:07,145 --> 00:02:09,613 And that's what's they call a "callback" in comedy. 46 00:02:09,785 --> 00:02:12,174 So how soon until you two are leaving on your trip? 47 00:02:12,345 --> 00:02:14,017 I don't know. How soon? 48 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:18,664 Tomorrow. 49 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,301 Don't you mean "ma Íana"? 50 00:02:58,063 --> 00:03:00,497 - Looks good. - I don't wear hats. 51 00:03:01,783 --> 00:03:03,502 Ryan, you mean "sombrero." 52 00:03:03,664 --> 00:03:07,020 Brush up on your Spanish. There's over 500 useful phrases. 53 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:14,022 "May I please see a ladies' worsted nylon bathing suit?" 54 00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:16,414 Yeah. Well, did you know that one? 55 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:19,461 - What's this? - An itinerary for our trip. 56 00:03:19,624 --> 00:03:21,853 Seth, it's 12 pages long. We're going for two days. 57 00:03:22,024 --> 00:03:24,458 If you're gonna get over Marissa, you need activities. 58 00:03:24,624 --> 00:03:27,297 I don't need to get over Marissa. I'm over Marissa. 59 00:03:28,304 --> 00:03:31,023 Ryan. Ryan. 60 00:03:31,184 --> 00:03:34,778 Look at me. Look, this is me here, okay? Amigo. 61 00:03:34,944 --> 00:03:38,618 Now, I know you're hurting, and I think you need to unburden your soul. 62 00:03:41,864 --> 00:03:46,061 - Any time. I'm here to help. - My soul is fine. Marissa and me... 63 00:03:46,223 --> 00:03:49,534 It just... I don't know. It never would have worked. 64 00:03:49,704 --> 00:03:52,138 No kidding. It is so much better this way. 65 00:03:52,304 --> 00:03:55,296 He's all, like, brooding, wounded, "Somebody save me." 66 00:03:55,464 --> 00:03:58,820 - I thought you liked that. - It is too hot to save anyone. 67 00:03:58,984 --> 00:04:03,057 Speaking of hot, I can't believe you and Luke. You guys did it. 68 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,738 Tell me everything. I've been waiting for this forever. 69 00:04:05,904 --> 00:04:07,383 - You have? - You've seen it before. 70 00:04:07,544 --> 00:04:08,579 - Come on! - Touched it? 71 00:04:08,744 --> 00:04:11,497 Summer! It's a sacred act between two people. 72 00:04:12,064 --> 00:04:15,214 It was a letdown, right? Kind of hurt? Totally awkward? 73 00:04:15,384 --> 00:04:17,534 I don't have anything to compare it to. 74 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:20,821 So do it again. It is way better the second time. 75 00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:23,214 I'm supposed to go to his place this afternoon. 76 00:04:23,383 --> 00:04:26,137 Trust me, Coop. Get back on that horse. 77 00:04:26,304 --> 00:04:30,661 - You gotta giddyup! - My dad's home! 78 00:04:30,824 --> 00:04:34,179 I don't understand. You promised me the apartment would be ready tomorrow. 79 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:38,859 Yeah, I'm moving out this weekend. Where am I supposed to stay? 80 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:44,692 Yeah, well, you don't have to apologize. I just... 81 00:04:44,864 --> 00:04:48,379 You know what? Thank you. Forget it. Yeah. Bye. 82 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,894 - Dad? - Hey. Hi, girls. 83 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:55,020 Hey. So Summer and I are gonna go... 84 00:04:55,184 --> 00:04:57,982 Oh, right. You're going to Palm Springs, yeah. 85 00:04:58,144 --> 00:05:01,055 We're not leaving until tomorrow. For Tijuana? 86 00:05:01,223 --> 00:05:04,819 Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, I meant... Yeah. 87 00:05:04,984 --> 00:05:06,212 Are you okay? 88 00:05:06,384 --> 00:05:09,057 Because, I mean, I was gonna go over to Luke's. 89 00:05:09,224 --> 00:05:13,421 - But if you want, I could stay here. - No, I'm fine, sweetie. Go to Luke's. 90 00:05:14,304 --> 00:05:17,613 Luke's great. Isn't he, Summer? He's... He's a good kid. 91 00:05:18,864 --> 00:05:20,137 Sure. 92 00:05:22,704 --> 00:05:24,773 Anyway, l... I gotta... You know... 93 00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:26,740 Right. I know. Yeah. 94 00:05:27,423 --> 00:05:29,175 Okay. 95 00:05:29,544 --> 00:05:31,296 All right. Bye. 96 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,261 - See you. - See you. 97 00:05:43,223 --> 00:05:44,623 - Hey. - Hey. 98 00:05:44,784 --> 00:05:47,093 Is now a bad time? 99 00:05:47,944 --> 00:05:50,936 I don't know why you didn't come to me in the first place. 100 00:05:51,104 --> 00:05:55,096 I'll call my realtor, Gloria. I'm sure she'll be able to help you find something. 101 00:05:55,263 --> 00:05:57,380 Thanks. Yeah, really, thank you. 102 00:05:58,544 --> 00:06:01,421 So how'd the girls take the news? 103 00:06:02,504 --> 00:06:07,862 Well, Julie and I decided to table that conversation until Monday. 104 00:06:08,023 --> 00:06:09,537 You haven't told them yet? 105 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:13,538 Well, Julie's at her mom's with Kaitlin and Marissa's going to Mexico this weekend. 106 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:17,140 We just thought it'd be easier and cleaner if we did it that way. 107 00:06:17,304 --> 00:06:21,296 They come back, I'm gone, and then we tell them. 108 00:06:21,463 --> 00:06:23,499 I'm not so sure about this. 109 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:27,179 Well, neither am I... 110 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:32,623 ...but the thought of having them watch me move out... 111 00:06:34,383 --> 00:06:36,534 It's hard enough as it is. 112 00:06:37,744 --> 00:06:40,816 I never thought I'd be that guy that... 113 00:06:43,184 --> 00:06:45,095 The divorced guy. 114 00:07:02,223 --> 00:07:06,012 I can't wait to go to Tijuana. It's gonna be so romantic. 115 00:07:06,183 --> 00:07:08,333 It's kind of gross there. 116 00:07:08,504 --> 00:07:11,257 So what? We won't leave the hotel room. 117 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:16,661 I don't know. 118 00:07:19,944 --> 00:07:22,173 It'll be way better the second time. 119 00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:25,575 No, I mean, I don't know about Mexico. 120 00:07:25,744 --> 00:07:27,143 TJ. 121 00:07:30,424 --> 00:07:32,415 I don't think I'm gonna go. 122 00:07:32,584 --> 00:07:35,051 I feel like my dad's having a meltdown. 123 00:07:36,024 --> 00:07:39,983 You're thinking about your dad right now? Come on, babe. 124 00:07:40,864 --> 00:07:43,537 I don't know if I can leave him alone. 125 00:07:44,944 --> 00:07:47,139 Marissa, he's, like, 40. 126 00:07:47,304 --> 00:07:50,421 Look, we can go to Mexico whenever. 127 00:07:50,584 --> 00:07:53,496 I feel like I should be with him right now. 128 00:07:54,944 --> 00:07:56,501 Okay, fine. 129 00:07:57,584 --> 00:07:59,734 I gotta go meet the guys anyway. 130 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:14,502 Is she looking at me? 131 00:08:15,984 --> 00:08:17,735 - Still not. - You know what she's doing? 132 00:08:17,904 --> 00:08:19,256 And it's textbook. 133 00:08:19,423 --> 00:08:22,256 She's playing me hot and cold, pretending our kiss didn't happen. 134 00:08:22,424 --> 00:08:24,813 There were no witnesses. I didn't see anything. 135 00:08:24,984 --> 00:08:28,101 Then maybe I'll just have to make magic happen again, won't I? 136 00:08:32,944 --> 00:08:34,377 Hey. 137 00:08:36,064 --> 00:08:38,055 How you been? I haven't seen you in a while. 138 00:08:38,223 --> 00:08:41,580 Yeah, well, the last time I saw you, you kind of had your hands full. 139 00:08:42,384 --> 00:08:43,657 Coop! Come on. 140 00:08:43,863 --> 00:08:45,616 - Well, don't let me keep you. - I won't. 141 00:08:45,783 --> 00:08:47,375 - Okay. Later. - Fine. 142 00:08:52,984 --> 00:08:55,896 - Hey, Coop. - Hey, Holl. 143 00:08:56,063 --> 00:08:59,692 You don't make those freshmen watch a real donkey show, do you? 144 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:08,054 Sandy Cohen. How'd you get past security? 145 00:09:08,224 --> 00:09:09,942 - How are you, Rachel? - Hi. 146 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:17,614 You look great. Being a slave to the Man agrees with you. 147 00:09:17,784 --> 00:09:21,139 Six seconds until the first insult. You're getting soft. Still surfing? 148 00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:25,183 Every morning. Keeps my mind clear. That and not working in a joint like this. 149 00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:28,177 Yeah. Decent hours, appropriate compensation. 150 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,619 I don't know how I ever left the DA's office. 151 00:09:30,784 --> 00:09:34,413 It's because you kept losing to this roguish, brilliant... 152 00:09:34,584 --> 00:09:37,894 - Conceited. - That's right, it was me. 153 00:09:38,064 --> 00:09:41,454 What do the good folks at Partridge, Savage and Kahn want with a lowly PD? 154 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,536 I gotta tell you, you made some noise with that Jimmy Cooper case. 155 00:09:44,704 --> 00:09:48,139 - I didn't do anything. - You have your work cut out for you. 156 00:09:48,303 --> 00:09:51,693 But heading the feds off at the pass, negotiating a restitution deal... 157 00:09:51,864 --> 00:09:55,139 ...calling in a high-powered securities attorney in the span of a weekend. 158 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,818 - God, I am impressive. - And conceited. 159 00:09:57,984 --> 00:09:59,303 So you keep saying. 160 00:09:59,464 --> 00:10:01,932 Truth be told, no one was gonna touch that guy. 161 00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:05,460 The fact that you did made the partners think, made me think. 162 00:10:05,624 --> 00:10:08,980 "Is Sandy Cohen really ready to come down off his high horse? 163 00:10:09,144 --> 00:10:10,975 Is he finally tired of being a martyr?" 164 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,135 Jeez, I was just hoping for a free meal. 165 00:10:13,304 --> 00:10:16,899 Sorry to disappoint you. All you're getting is a really good sales pitch. 166 00:10:17,064 --> 00:10:18,941 Sounds delicious. 167 00:10:23,784 --> 00:10:24,978 What are you...? 168 00:10:26,424 --> 00:10:30,099 Eavesdropping, Ryan. I hear like a wolf. 169 00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:34,051 - What do you mean, you're not going? - I just... I don't know, Summ. I can't. 170 00:10:34,504 --> 00:10:36,176 But how am I supposed to get there? 171 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,142 The guys are going tonight for that stupid freshman hazing. 172 00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:41,612 - Holly's car is full. - I'm sorry. 173 00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:44,503 I'm totally stranded. 174 00:10:44,664 --> 00:10:47,224 What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico. 175 00:10:47,384 --> 00:10:51,536 Holly, I can't. Me and Marissa, we're back together. 176 00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:56,179 I give it a week. You'll miss me. 177 00:11:05,304 --> 00:11:09,263 Come on, babe. Let's get you out of here before the road trip starts. 178 00:11:17,704 --> 00:11:19,820 I don't know. Whatever. 179 00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:24,375 Hello, Summer. Seth Cohen. I believe you remember. 180 00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:29,941 Nothing? I heard you needed a ride tomorrow. 181 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,738 - You have all our numbers. - Dad, I know our phone number. 182 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,020 Did you bring enough water? Extra batteries? 183 00:11:38,183 --> 00:11:40,174 Air in the tires? Gas in the tank? 184 00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:42,619 It's amazing I turned out so normal. 185 00:11:43,543 --> 00:11:46,297 Hey. Let me get that. 186 00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:52,617 Hey, Summer. Sandy Cohen. I'm Seth's dad. 187 00:11:52,784 --> 00:11:54,739 I had no idea you were into comic books. 188 00:11:54,903 --> 00:11:56,495 Comic books? 189 00:11:56,664 --> 00:11:59,053 - She goes for the anime. - Anime. 190 00:11:59,224 --> 00:12:02,102 I'm gonna go say bye to Coop. Don't touch my stuff. 191 00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:06,222 This is gonna be awesome. 192 00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:07,737 She is hot stuff, son. 193 00:12:07,904 --> 00:12:09,940 And now it's ruined. 194 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:13,813 - I told you, I can't go. - I got us a ride. Just grab some stuff. 195 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,816 Hey. What are you guys still doing here? 196 00:12:16,984 --> 00:12:18,621 I thought I'd stay home this weekend. 197 00:12:18,783 --> 00:12:21,423 What? Why? I thought you were looking forward to this trip. 198 00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:24,656 I was. But I thought maybe we could spend some time together. 199 00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:27,384 Well, we can't, I'm sorry. 200 00:12:27,544 --> 00:12:31,173 I thought you were going, so I made other plans. 201 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,457 I was. I just... 202 00:12:34,624 --> 00:12:36,216 I mean, are you sure? 203 00:12:37,144 --> 00:12:39,942 - Because I thought maybe we could... - Look, Marissa, please. 204 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:42,743 Come on. I can't take care of both of us. 205 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,256 Okay. I'll go pack my stuff. 206 00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:50,623 Coop? 207 00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:56,493 - So who's going with us? - You'll see. 208 00:12:57,784 --> 00:13:01,299 Great news. I got Coop to come along. 209 00:13:12,984 --> 00:13:14,736 We're going to TJ! 210 00:13:21,404 --> 00:13:24,123 I can't believe you convinced me to do this. 211 00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:27,434 - You could've brought somebody in. - Where's the fun in that? 212 00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:30,515 It only took us a couple of hours to paint my dorm room, remember? 213 00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:33,039 Your dorm room was the size of a prison cell. 214 00:13:33,204 --> 00:13:36,196 Well, we may be painting one of those as well. 215 00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:37,591 Sorry. 216 00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:39,641 Listen, thank you so much. 217 00:13:39,804 --> 00:13:43,479 The thought of being home when Julie and the kids come back... 218 00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:46,203 - You haven't told them yet. - Well, not exactly. 219 00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:50,959 I mean, I was gonna tell Marissa, but then it just seemed impossibly hard. 220 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,036 Because it is. Jimmy, Marissa's not a little girl anymore. 221 00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:58,420 And if she comes home and finds you gone, she'll never forgive you. 222 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:03,393 Call her. 223 00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:06,629 She'll still love you. I promise. 224 00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:12,070 We should be there in three hours. 225 00:14:12,238 --> 00:14:14,193 The GPS says the ETA's three and a half. 226 00:14:14,357 --> 00:14:17,190 Well, that's because someone drives like an old woman. 227 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,109 I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. 228 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:20,676 Eighty is the new 70. 229 00:14:20,837 --> 00:14:22,873 What? Who talks like that? 230 00:14:23,037 --> 00:14:25,836 Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? 231 00:14:25,997 --> 00:14:27,431 Oh, wait, Cohen does. 232 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:30,317 They have God on their side. I'm not gonna beat Jesus. 233 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,628 I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead she is. 234 00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:35,631 - And she's a girl. - That's insulting to your own gender. 235 00:14:35,797 --> 00:14:39,312 - Not as insulting as it is to you. - Point taken. 236 00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,596 No, thanks. 237 00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:45,671 I'll take it. 238 00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:47,395 I'm so dehydrated. 239 00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:51,516 What is up with the a.c.? My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern. 240 00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:56,274 - My Jewfro benefits from this climate. - You're Jewish? 241 00:14:56,877 --> 00:14:59,631 Yes. That's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat. 242 00:14:59,797 --> 00:15:03,995 This is a nightmare. I'm sweating to death, driving 10 miles an hour... 243 00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:06,467 ...in, like, a rickshaw, listening to this music. 244 00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,709 Hey, do not insult Death Cab. 245 00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:11,267 It's, like, one guitar and a whole lot of complaining. 246 00:15:11,437 --> 00:15:14,430 Reminds me of someone else who's doing a lot of complaining. You. 247 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:19,113 I'm driving this vehicle, and I'll drive at the speed that I feel comfortable, okay? 248 00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:20,869 It's my music, it is my snacks... 249 00:15:21,037 --> 00:15:22,949 Kudos and Goldfish? What are you, 8? 250 00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:25,354 - Say goodbye to Summer. - What are you doing? 251 00:15:25,518 --> 00:15:28,237 Leaving you at the side of the road. Don't touch the wheel! 252 00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,958 Stop! Stop it! 253 00:15:31,118 --> 00:15:33,507 - Guys, stop it! - Seth! 254 00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:50,149 It's not exactly the honeymoon suite. 255 00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:52,956 Well, it's only for one night, until the axle's fixed. 256 00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:56,190 - I've stayed in worse. - That's nothing to brag about. 257 00:15:56,358 --> 00:16:00,715 Sweet! Do we have to pay extra for the pubes? 258 00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:05,109 - This is so gross. I cannot stay here. - Unless you feel like hitchhiking again... 259 00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:08,554 No, thank you. I've spent enough time in a truck full of chickens. 260 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,356 Hey, we're lucky that guy stopped. 261 00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:13,715 We'd be even luckier if Cole Trickle here hadn't driven us off the road. 262 00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:17,029 - Who the hell is Cole Trickle? - Tom Cruise. Days of Thunder. 263 00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:18,790 Guys, can we try to be positive? 264 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,913 Okay. I am positive this is Summer's fault. 265 00:16:21,077 --> 00:16:23,148 I'm positive that I'm leaving here with a rash. 266 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:26,310 Oh, so you plan on making some extra money tonight. 267 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,473 This bathroom is so... 268 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:39,512 - Hello. - Hey. 269 00:16:39,678 --> 00:16:42,635 Hey, what happened to you? You're finger-painting in the back yard? 270 00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:45,231 I was helping Jimmy paint his new living room. 271 00:16:45,397 --> 00:16:49,470 - Julie kicked him out? - Is that okay that I'm helping him? 272 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:52,231 Yeah, I guess, with everything he's been going through. 273 00:16:52,397 --> 00:16:54,786 Honey! You shouldn't have! 274 00:16:54,957 --> 00:16:58,586 I didn't. It washed up about an hour ago. Who's Rachel? 275 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,555 She works at the law firm I met with. 276 00:17:00,717 --> 00:17:03,151 Well, the meeting must have gone well. You never said. 277 00:17:03,318 --> 00:17:05,273 You must have let them down easy. 278 00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:08,987 In a private practice, I could do more pro bono work than I do now. 279 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:13,514 Sandy, you're not seriously considering taking this job, are you? 280 00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:16,067 The salary they offered me is outrageous. 281 00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:20,789 You've never been swayed by a paycheck. This family has all the money it needs. 282 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,152 Except it's your money. 283 00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,910 - It's our money. - Not really. 284 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,672 Unless you wanna buy the Lakers or a Caribbean island. 285 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,510 It's not about buying stuff, although Aruba would be nice. 286 00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:32,510 It's about contributing. And I have an opportunity here. 287 00:17:33,117 --> 00:17:35,234 Yeah, to work for people that you hate. 288 00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:36,796 You refer to those places as... 289 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:40,188 ...evil empires controlled by corporate interests, owned by the Man. 290 00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:43,588 Well, I tend to be hyperbolic. It goes with the territory. 291 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,713 The PD office is your life. 292 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:49,075 I don't want you to give that up so you can buy groceries the next week. 293 00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:52,355 Don't belittle this. I think balance is important. 294 00:17:52,518 --> 00:17:54,633 - We don't have balance? - No, you have all the money. 295 00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:57,266 And you have all the ideals. 296 00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:59,793 - You like that I don't make a lot of money. - What? 297 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:04,110 It makes us different from all these other families. All these other women... 298 00:18:04,277 --> 00:18:07,315 ...married to their investment bankers and their CEOs. 299 00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:09,991 As long as I haven't sold out, you haven't sold out. 300 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,955 - That's not true. - Come on, face it. 301 00:18:12,118 --> 00:18:16,191 The only thing that keeps you from feeling like Julie Cooper is me. 302 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:21,431 But, hey, it's just an offer. 303 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:28,074 I have to pick wisely. Ding Dongs or Cheese Sticks? 304 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,069 I don't care. Pick whatever. 305 00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:33,547 - I don't care either. - So I guess we'll just starve. 306 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:39,111 - You ever gonna stop being mad at me? - I'm not mad at you. 307 00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,835 Right. 308 00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:45,068 - Why would I be mad at you? - You walked in on me with another girl. 309 00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:48,548 Actually, I think she was a woman. But why would I care about that? 310 00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:52,187 - I don't know. Shouldn't be a problem. - There's no problem. 311 00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:54,792 Except Ding Dongs or Cheese Sticks. 312 00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:56,546 I don't care, Ryan. 313 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,754 I don't care about Cheese Sticks and I don't care about Ding Dongs. 314 00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:03,751 And I really don't care that I walked in on you with some girl. Or woman. 315 00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,669 Whatever. 316 00:19:07,757 --> 00:19:11,147 I was only with her because you were clearly back with Luke. 317 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,909 I was not back with Luke. 318 00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:16,025 You are now, right? 319 00:19:16,878 --> 00:19:19,028 - Right. - Okay. 320 00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:22,792 Great. So we'll just get to Mexico, split up and never talk again. 321 00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:24,868 Sounds like a plan. 322 00:19:27,038 --> 00:19:28,869 By the way, you could have knocked first. 323 00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:32,910 Did you ever wonder why I came to the pool house to find you? 324 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:34,837 Every day. 325 00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:40,229 Here's your chance. Clear the air. Tell me. 326 00:19:47,677 --> 00:19:50,431 Cheese Sticks. I hate Ding Dongs. 327 00:19:53,518 --> 00:19:55,269 Hey. Static. 328 00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:56,995 That's awesome. 329 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,348 What are you doing? 330 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:09,033 Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG. 331 00:20:09,197 --> 00:20:11,109 Get off the bed. The sooner I go to sleep... 332 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,792 ...the sooner it'll be morning and this nightmare will be over. 333 00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:19,397 I'm not sleeping on that couch. It's stained and smells foul. You sleep there. 334 00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:21,947 After you've made it sound so appealing? Good night. 335 00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:23,790 - Come on, get off the bed! - Nope. 336 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:26,915 - Be, like, a gentleman. - Chivalry's dead, sugar. 337 00:20:35,998 --> 00:20:38,148 You make a move, I rip out your jugular. 338 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,036 Oh, hey, pillow talk. 339 00:21:05,518 --> 00:21:06,791 Hello? 340 00:21:06,957 --> 00:21:08,869 Oh, hey, Dad. 341 00:21:09,437 --> 00:21:11,235 Hey, you got a minute, kiddo? 342 00:21:11,398 --> 00:21:14,548 Yeah. Is everything okay? 343 00:21:14,718 --> 00:21:16,787 Well, no. 344 00:21:16,957 --> 00:21:19,267 Not exactly. 345 00:21:22,518 --> 00:21:24,075 What is it? 346 00:21:25,678 --> 00:21:29,033 This isn't a very easy thing to say. 347 00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:35,113 When you get home, I'm not gonna be there. 348 00:21:35,998 --> 00:21:37,670 Your mom and I are... 349 00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,429 You're getting a divorce. 350 00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:43,433 I just can't believe you're telling me this over the phone. 351 00:21:45,197 --> 00:21:50,431 I was gonna tell you before you left, but then I knew you'd stay. 352 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:54,708 And I just couldn't let you watch me pack up my life. 353 00:21:58,838 --> 00:22:02,193 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, kiddo. 354 00:22:04,878 --> 00:22:08,233 I don't wanna ruin your whole trip. It's good that you went. 355 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:26,951 I can sleep on the floor. 356 00:22:28,078 --> 00:22:29,511 No, it's okay. 357 00:22:48,678 --> 00:22:49,951 I'm sorry. 358 00:22:54,637 --> 00:22:56,070 Thanks. 359 00:24:21,803 --> 00:24:23,634 Sorry. I didn't mean to. 360 00:24:23,802 --> 00:24:25,281 I know. 361 00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:34,714 You wanna go home? 362 00:24:36,282 --> 00:24:37,874 I just... 363 00:24:39,802 --> 00:24:41,873 I think I wanna stay here. 364 00:24:46,363 --> 00:24:48,432 I'm gonna go take a shower. 365 00:25:17,122 --> 00:25:18,680 So... 366 00:25:18,843 --> 00:25:20,912 ...Tijuana. - Yeah. 367 00:25:21,402 --> 00:25:22,994 Should we have woke Ryan and Marissa? 368 00:25:23,162 --> 00:25:26,313 No. They looked so cute together. Vomit. 369 00:25:26,482 --> 00:25:29,236 Hey. That's a real sentimental streak you got there, Summer. 370 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,757 It's too early for your so-called comedy. 371 00:25:31,922 --> 00:25:33,402 You enjoy my comedy. 372 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:38,436 You know what else I think you enjoy? Me. 373 00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,479 That's because you're mentally unstable. 374 00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,917 Be that as it may, the facts speak for themselves. 375 00:25:43,082 --> 00:25:45,471 Might I remind you of something that I call... 376 00:25:45,642 --> 00:25:48,679 ..."the time that you kissed me at my grandfather's party." 377 00:25:48,842 --> 00:25:50,434 - What are you talking about? - Okay. 378 00:25:50,602 --> 00:25:53,321 I know that denial is a very powerful coping mechanism... 379 00:25:53,482 --> 00:25:56,474 ...but it's time we paid lip service to our lip service. 380 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,634 Two words: No tongue. 381 00:25:59,802 --> 00:26:03,796 - You agreed to take this trip with me. - I needed a ride. 382 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,316 We shared the same bed. 383 00:26:05,483 --> 00:26:07,677 I wasn't sleeping on that couch. It smelled like eggs. 384 00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:10,879 - You ate my toast, Summer. - I like crusts, Seth. 385 00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:13,557 Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable. 386 00:26:13,962 --> 00:26:16,272 - You know what else is undeniable? - What? 387 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:20,321 The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. 388 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:24,638 I suffer from rage blackouts. 389 00:26:25,162 --> 00:26:27,312 I'm gonna get the check. 390 00:26:30,682 --> 00:26:31,831 Where's Coop? 391 00:26:32,002 --> 00:26:34,436 - The shower. - Hope she's wearing shower shoes. 392 00:26:34,602 --> 00:26:37,833 Here's breakfast, and the chariot's repaired and out front. Ready to go? 393 00:26:38,003 --> 00:26:40,232 - I'm not sure we're going. - What? 394 00:26:42,442 --> 00:26:45,355 Marissa's dad called with some bad news. 395 00:26:47,282 --> 00:26:49,194 What's going on? 396 00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:54,395 They're getting divorced. 397 00:26:54,562 --> 00:26:57,157 Baby, I'm so sorry. 398 00:27:00,122 --> 00:27:01,635 Whatever you wanna do, Coop. 399 00:27:01,802 --> 00:27:04,362 But if I may, speaking as a child of divorce... 400 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,513 ...you do not wanna be home right now. 401 00:27:06,923 --> 00:27:08,914 And this is our last chance for freedom. 402 00:27:09,082 --> 00:27:11,596 We get back to Newport, and it's school and reality. 403 00:27:11,762 --> 00:27:16,120 Let's go to TJ, have fun. Life will suck soon enough. 404 00:27:17,243 --> 00:27:19,802 She might actually be right. 405 00:27:19,963 --> 00:27:22,237 Well, there's a first time for everything. 406 00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:24,718 Rage blackouts, got it. I'll be in the car. 407 00:27:29,802 --> 00:27:31,520 Let's go to TJ. 408 00:27:47,242 --> 00:27:50,359 I still don't understand why we needed to get two rooms. 409 00:27:50,522 --> 00:27:52,752 I'll leave you my key just in case you get lonely. 410 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,881 Or in case I wanna smother you with your pillow. 411 00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,762 - Whatever turns you on. - Everyone's at Boom-Boom. 412 00:27:58,923 --> 00:28:02,199 I have to go to the pharmacy. You can get anything without a prescription. 413 00:28:02,363 --> 00:28:04,159 I need to make a pit stop for my stepmom. 414 00:28:04,322 --> 00:28:07,155 She's taken all the painkillers available in Orange County. 415 00:28:07,322 --> 00:28:11,031 I should probably pop in and pick up an antihistamine. Allergies. 416 00:28:12,282 --> 00:28:15,115 You don't have to come with us if you don't want. 417 00:28:15,282 --> 00:28:17,114 I'm going to find Luke. 418 00:28:17,642 --> 00:28:20,111 It's okay. Really. That's fine. 419 00:28:25,882 --> 00:28:30,114 Hey, where are the partners? Oh, right, I forgot. Vampires hate the sunlight. 420 00:28:30,282 --> 00:28:33,320 - They didn't want to appear desperate. - So they sent you. 421 00:28:33,483 --> 00:28:37,316 - Desperation's your strong suit. - And yours is... 422 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:40,042 I'm drawing a blank here. 423 00:28:40,203 --> 00:28:43,878 They're pulling the offer first thing in the morning unless they hear from you. 424 00:28:44,043 --> 00:28:47,751 Thank them for the surfboard, although it did freak my wife out. 425 00:28:47,922 --> 00:28:50,277 You had her believing I was considering this job. 426 00:28:50,442 --> 00:28:52,319 - Which you are. - No. 427 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:56,192 As much as I'd like to think you're here for the sparkling banter and crab cakes... 428 00:28:56,362 --> 00:28:57,590 ...I know you're interested. 429 00:28:57,763 --> 00:29:02,392 It's not gonna happen. I've been in the PD's office my whole life. It's what I do. 430 00:29:02,563 --> 00:29:04,632 And I'm giving you a platform to do it better. 431 00:29:04,802 --> 00:29:06,394 The sand dabs are great here. 432 00:29:06,563 --> 00:29:09,236 Don't you wanna see what would happen if you tested yourself? 433 00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:12,075 Not just against one more overworked, underpaid ADA. 434 00:29:12,242 --> 00:29:13,994 I always loved beating you. 435 00:29:14,162 --> 00:29:16,198 - You know why? - Why? 436 00:29:16,362 --> 00:29:17,876 Because I was excellent. 437 00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:22,519 Which is why I left. I wanted to do more. 438 00:29:22,682 --> 00:29:24,001 And so do you. 439 00:29:25,242 --> 00:29:26,834 The clock's ticking. 440 00:29:28,522 --> 00:29:30,002 Sand dabs, huh? 441 00:29:30,162 --> 00:29:31,482 Yep. 442 00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:35,481 Of course she would be. But telling her... 443 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,235 You were totally right. 444 00:29:37,403 --> 00:29:38,881 It'll take a while. 445 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:42,796 It's gonna take us all a while to get used to this. 446 00:29:42,962 --> 00:29:45,522 My swinging new bachelor pad. 447 00:29:47,482 --> 00:29:50,554 You know, this is the first time I've ever really been a bachelor. 448 00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:55,637 I mean, I went from you to Julie, and the rest is... 449 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,793 Let me ask you something. 450 00:29:59,962 --> 00:30:05,242 You ever have any doubts about you and Sandy? 451 00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:07,313 We have our issues. 452 00:30:08,563 --> 00:30:12,316 You ever think what it would be like if you and I had ended up...? 453 00:30:13,722 --> 00:30:15,076 Sometimes. 454 00:30:17,603 --> 00:30:18,955 Finished. 455 00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:39,759 I should go. 456 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:43,392 Yeah, I'm sorry, that was totally... That was wrong of me. 457 00:30:43,562 --> 00:30:47,317 My marriage is falling apart, but I shouldn't try to bring yours down. 458 00:30:47,483 --> 00:30:50,440 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. I'm sorry. L... 459 00:31:30,443 --> 00:31:35,118 - Come on, Luke. Back that ass up. - No, that's cool. 460 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,156 Marissa's not even coming. 461 00:31:39,642 --> 00:31:41,474 Come on. I love this song. 462 00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:59,351 I love authentic Mexican culture. 463 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:09,449 - What are you doing? - I didn't know. I'm sorry. 464 00:33:09,615 --> 00:33:11,172 What, that you got caught? 465 00:33:11,334 --> 00:33:14,884 - Don't ever talk to me again. - You are such a bitch. 466 00:33:15,054 --> 00:33:17,614 - Please. He hooks up with everyone. - Shut up. 467 00:33:17,774 --> 00:33:21,289 Freshman girls, girls from Mater Dei, girls from UCI. 468 00:33:21,454 --> 00:33:22,967 Is that true? 469 00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:27,892 Marissa, everyone knows. Everyone! Now you do too. 470 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:31,088 - You are so mean. - Summer, I am honest. 471 00:33:31,695 --> 00:33:34,606 Her parents are getting divorced, you stupid slut! 472 00:33:34,774 --> 00:33:37,846 Walk away, Holly. She suffers from rage blackouts. 473 00:33:38,094 --> 00:33:39,608 - Let her go. - This isn't about you. 474 00:33:39,774 --> 00:33:41,446 - It is now. - Get out of my way. 475 00:33:41,614 --> 00:33:43,286 You don't deserve her. 476 00:33:54,814 --> 00:33:57,453 - I'll go check the hotel. - I'll check the streets. 477 00:33:57,614 --> 00:33:59,332 Call me if you find her. 478 00:34:13,454 --> 00:34:15,525 Thank God, Coop. 479 00:34:20,774 --> 00:34:23,572 I slept with him. 480 00:34:23,734 --> 00:34:25,486 I know, sweetie. 481 00:34:28,495 --> 00:34:32,692 - I gotta call Ryan and Seth. - No. I don't wanna see them. 482 00:34:32,854 --> 00:34:34,446 Just... 483 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,445 I'm so embarrassed. 484 00:34:36,614 --> 00:34:40,653 It's okay. It's just... We'll go home. 485 00:34:41,774 --> 00:34:45,165 I can't go home. My dad will be gone. 486 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:48,531 My mom's gonna be back. I have... 487 00:34:49,615 --> 00:34:51,366 I have no one. 488 00:34:54,054 --> 00:34:56,443 Come on, Coop. Let's get out of here. 489 00:35:01,454 --> 00:35:03,525 I'll grab our stuff. 490 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:23,419 Hey, it's me. 491 00:35:23,510 --> 00:35:24,943 Hey. 492 00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:27,146 - I found her. - You did? 493 00:35:27,310 --> 00:35:28,789 She's at the hotel. 494 00:35:28,950 --> 00:35:30,827 - You guys need to get here fast. - Okay. 495 00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:32,548 Okay. 496 00:35:34,390 --> 00:35:37,461 Hey, Coop. You wanna get some dinner? 497 00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:39,507 What are you in the mood for? 498 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,388 Coop? 499 00:35:43,670 --> 00:35:44,864 Coop. 500 00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:52,789 Okay. 501 00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:55,746 - Bad news. She's gone. - What? 502 00:35:56,230 --> 00:35:57,868 And so are my stepmom's painkillers. 503 00:35:59,589 --> 00:36:02,946 - Should we split up? - No, let's stick together. Come on. 504 00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:07,582 - Hey. - Hey. 505 00:37:08,150 --> 00:37:09,629 How'd it go with the suits? 506 00:37:09,790 --> 00:37:11,586 You know, okay. 507 00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:15,822 I can't believe summer's over. 508 00:37:15,989 --> 00:37:17,581 I know. 509 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:21,106 Feels like it goes faster and faster every year. 510 00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:25,303 So if I did take this job... 511 00:37:25,469 --> 00:37:28,064 You've already taken it. 512 00:37:28,510 --> 00:37:29,942 Haven't you? 513 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:32,908 I can still get out of it if you want me to. 514 00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:43,941 To a new season. 515 00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:57,309 Coop! 516 00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:00,302 Coop! 517 00:40:18,829 --> 00:40:20,421 Hey, honey, come on. 518 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:23,902 Wake up. 519 00:40:24,070 --> 00:40:25,822 Wake up.