1 00:00:00,227 --> 00:00:02,024 - Previously on The O. C: - You drink a lot? 2 00:00:02,187 --> 00:00:03,825 I guess. I mean, what's a lot? 3 00:00:04,028 --> 00:00:06,587 Have you ever had so much to drink that you blacked out? 4 00:00:06,747 --> 00:00:10,103 How much is the Land Trust offering me for Balboa Heights? 5 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:12,383 That's it? That's your whole dog-and-pony show? 6 00:00:12,587 --> 00:00:14,464 - What are you doing Saturday? - What are you doing Saturday? 7 00:00:14,627 --> 00:00:18,017 - I have a date with Summer. - What are you doing Friday night? 8 00:00:26,508 --> 00:00:28,418 So, what's it gonna be, huh? 9 00:00:28,587 --> 00:00:32,660 You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah? 10 00:00:35,187 --> 00:00:38,702 Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. 11 00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:42,946 Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... 12 00:00:43,427 --> 00:00:45,498 ...Chrismukkah. - Chrismukkah? 13 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,897 That's right. The new holiday sweeping the nation. 14 00:00:48,067 --> 00:00:50,217 - Hey, fellas, we got the tree. - Hey. 15 00:00:50,388 --> 00:00:53,345 - Or at least the living room. - Guys, a little help. 16 00:00:53,507 --> 00:00:56,738 I saved a spot for you right there. Put your muscle into it. 17 00:00:56,907 --> 00:00:59,102 Excellent. To the right a little. Don't hurt it. 18 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,144 Those needles are brittle. That's perfect. 19 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:05,704 You guys, you guys. A-plus. A-plus. I love the holidays. I love them all. 20 00:01:05,868 --> 00:01:08,779 - We didn't really know how to raise Seth. - So I raised myself. 21 00:01:08,947 --> 00:01:11,984 In doing so, I created the greatest superholiday known to mankind... 22 00:01:12,147 --> 00:01:15,856 ...drawing on the best that Christianity and Judaism have to offer. 23 00:01:16,347 --> 00:01:17,667 And you call it Chrismukkah? 24 00:01:18,307 --> 00:01:21,936 Just hearing you say it makes me feel all festive. Allow me to elaborate. 25 00:01:22,107 --> 00:01:26,020 You see, for my father here, a poor, struggling Jew growing up in the Bronx... 26 00:01:26,227 --> 00:01:27,946 ...Christmas meant Chinese food and a movie. 27 00:01:28,108 --> 00:01:30,143 For my mom here, Waspy McWasp... 28 00:01:30,308 --> 00:01:32,821 ...well, it meant a tree, stockings and all the trimmings. 29 00:01:32,987 --> 00:01:34,659 - Isn't that right? - We're very proud. 30 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,055 - I'm not a Wasp. - Sure. 31 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:40,015 Highlights include eight days of presents followed by one of many presents. 32 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,825 So, what do you think? 33 00:01:42,547 --> 00:01:45,664 - Sounds great for you guys. - For you too. 34 00:01:45,827 --> 00:01:48,739 Hey, dip a toe in the Chrismukkah pool. There's room for all of us. 35 00:01:48,907 --> 00:01:52,104 Isn't there an Atwood family tradition you'd like to incorporate... 36 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:54,417 ...into Seth's  Êber-holiday? - Yeah. 37 00:01:55,147 --> 00:01:57,980 Atwood and holidays is not a good combination. 38 00:01:58,148 --> 00:02:01,379 - What did you guys do? - No, seriously, thanks, but... 39 00:02:01,547 --> 00:02:03,584 Come on, man, there's got to be something. 40 00:02:04,387 --> 00:02:07,299 My holiday memories pretty much consist of my mom drunk... 41 00:02:07,468 --> 00:02:09,185 ...and me getting my ass kicked. 42 00:02:11,387 --> 00:02:13,821 Well, this year will be entirely different. 43 00:02:13,987 --> 00:02:16,547 New memories. It'll be great. 44 00:02:18,227 --> 00:02:20,184 Yeah. Well, I'll do whatever you want me to. 45 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,463 That's the spirit. Come here. 46 00:02:26,507 --> 00:02:29,067 - Oy humbug. - It's a big holiday for anyone. 47 00:02:29,227 --> 00:02:32,219 Yeah, I'm still wrapping my head around it. Give him some time. 48 00:02:32,387 --> 00:02:34,697 Why don't we trim the tree? 49 00:02:34,867 --> 00:02:38,826 You know what, you guys? Soon Ryan will learn the magic of Chrismukkah. 50 00:02:38,987 --> 00:02:42,264 Worry not. I will convert him. 51 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,077 I was gone five minutes. How did this turn into Santa's workshop? 52 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,357 I see someone took down the wreath I hung on the door. 53 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,158 It fell. What are you wrapping? 54 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,595 Two Seth Cohen starter packs. We got Death Cab, Bright Eyes, The Shins... 55 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:37,318 ...Kavalier & Clay and Goonies. 56 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,074 It's not just for kids, Ryan, it's not. I don't care what they tell you. 57 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,708 Summer and Anna are gonna love them both equally. 58 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,438 You're getting them the same thing? 59 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,238 Yes, I am. Sometimes I'm so crafty, I surprise myself. 60 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,958 No good can come of this, you know that. 61 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,348 Nope, I don't. 62 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,238 - You're gonna have to choose, man. - Hey. 63 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,550 Not on Chrismukkah, I don't. Okay? There's no choosing in Chrismukkah. 64 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,996 - Well, you didn't get me anything, right? - No. 65 00:04:03,879 --> 00:04:05,916 Come on, man, lighten up. 66 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,709 Okay, fine. Stay dark. Dark works too. 67 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,519 - Oh, Ryan, what is your shoe size? - Why? 68 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,719 - No reason. - Might that be a Chrismukkah list? 69 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,472 - No. Why do you ask? - Okay. 70 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,313 - Let me just see it, then, real fast. - It's work. 71 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,358 - I love your work. It fascinates me. - I thought you said no gifts. 72 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,513 - Well, we did. As in, no gifts for us. - All right. All right. 73 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,712 Well, Chrismukkah's ruined. 74 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,675 Don't even say it. It's unruinable. 75 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,876 It's got twice the resistance of any normal holiday. 76 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,473 Your father refused our settlement offer. He wants a trial. 77 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,473 That's not what he said yesterday. He said if you met his offer... 78 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,029 As of this morning, Scrooge wants to go to court... 79 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,237 ...which means I have to spend the holidays preparing for trial. 80 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,515 Because with Rachel out... 81 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:57,673 Chrismukkah is ruined. Sooner or later we will get through a holiday around here. 82 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,909 Stop it right now, okay? 83 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:03,073 Don't give up on the miracle that is Chrismukkah. What is happening to you...? 84 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,956 You'll see. You'll see too. You'll all see. You'll all see. 85 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,395 - You're starting to scare me. - I'm okay with that. 86 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,712 Okey-dokey, here we go. Which tie? What are you thinking? 87 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,668 This one? All right? Or... 88 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,310 - The second one, definitely. - All right. 89 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,511 - So you have a job interview today? - It's just a meet and greet. 90 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,070 But we gotta dress for success, right? 91 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,910 Look, I'm working on it, kiddo. 92 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:37,676 I'll find a job. I know there's a lot of extra pressure on the holidays. 93 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,432 There doesn't have to be pressure... 94 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,513 ...because there doesn't have to be any holidays. Really. 95 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,319 - What do you mean? - We can skip Christmas. It's not like... 96 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:50,519 ...it's not gonna happen again next year, and holidays just make people depressed. 97 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,751 Are you? Depressed? 98 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,639 You were supposed to go to therapy after Mexico. We never... 99 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,029 - I'm great. I'm just saying. - Okay. Good. 100 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,191 Because we're not skipping Christmas. Come on. 101 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,557 I'll find a job, we'll figure out a way to make this whole thing work... 102 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,188 ...and we're gonna have lots to celebrate about, okay? 103 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,193 Come on. Skipping Christmas. 104 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,318 - You sure about this tie? - Yeah, definitely. 105 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,236 - All right. - You look great. 106 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,868 Skipping Christmas. What are you, the Grinch? 107 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,760 So Summer and Anna are both coming to this party? 108 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,956 - But neither one's my date. - They know that? 109 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,951 Yeah, in theory they both know that. 110 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,396 Come on, man, relax. It's a big party, okay? 111 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,915 You might be all doom and gloom, but me? Check it out. 112 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,753 I'm snowflakes. I'm latkes. Chrismukkah is coming. 113 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,797 And when Chrismukkah ends? 114 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,834 - I hate when Chrismukkah ends. - Cohen. 115 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,118 Hi, Ryan. I wanted to know what the deal was for tonight. 116 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,430 If you were driving, or should I pick you up? 117 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,473 Hey, Seth. So, what time are you thinking for tonight? 118 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,470 - Hey, Summer. - Hey, Anna. 119 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:03,078 You guys. I was thinking that we should all probably meet there. 120 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,516 How about that? At whatever time you choose, by whatever means. 121 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:11,114 - Sounds great. - Yeah. Perfect. 122 00:07:13,077 --> 00:07:15,591 You'd better pray for a Chrismukkah miracle. 123 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:18,873 I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man. 124 00:07:22,477 --> 00:07:25,549 Yeah, make sure all that goes all the way around the bottom. 125 00:07:25,717 --> 00:07:30,029 Now, guys, the balls are the key to the whole tree. They need to breathe. 126 00:07:32,478 --> 00:07:35,469 Hey, Kirsten, what do you think? 127 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:38,515 - It's really something. - You don't like it? 128 00:07:38,677 --> 00:07:43,592 It's not that. It's just that my mom used to put the Christmas tree in the foyer. 129 00:07:43,757 --> 00:07:47,306 - It's just a tradition that we have. - Yeah, Caleb told me. 130 00:07:47,477 --> 00:07:50,196 But then I thought, "You know, the holidays are hard enough." 131 00:07:50,357 --> 00:07:52,791 Your father doesn't need to be reminded of the past. 132 00:07:52,957 --> 00:07:54,913 Caleb needs to enjoy this Christmas. 133 00:07:55,077 --> 00:07:57,352 And did Caleb tell you we need to borrow your office? 134 00:07:57,517 --> 00:08:00,953 We're doing the Santa thing for the kids, and we need a holding area for the elves. 135 00:08:01,117 --> 00:08:02,436 What are you doing here? Your father said... 136 00:08:02,597 --> 00:08:04,633 ...you're working from home. - He did? 137 00:08:04,797 --> 00:08:07,107 He's just full of surprises. 138 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:12,276 I changed my mind. If the Land Trust can come up with $200 million... 139 00:08:12,437 --> 00:08:15,076 ...then surely they can come up with $300 million. 140 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:16,750 I thought this was over. 141 00:08:16,918 --> 00:08:18,873 You can always get more blood from the stone. 142 00:08:19,037 --> 00:08:21,232 But the stone is my husband. 143 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:23,194 Let's spend the holidays working. 144 00:08:23,357 --> 00:08:26,986 - That sounds good. You have fun. - What are you talking about? 145 00:08:27,157 --> 00:08:29,796 I'm gonna do something that I haven't done in... 146 00:08:30,837 --> 00:08:31,952 ...ever. 147 00:08:32,117 --> 00:08:35,792 - I'm taking Christmas vacation. - Don't be ridiculous, Kiki. 148 00:08:35,957 --> 00:08:39,154 - You hate sitting around. - Not as much as I hate fighting with you. 149 00:08:39,317 --> 00:08:41,592 So you spend two weeks buried in legal documents. 150 00:08:41,757 --> 00:08:43,031 I'm gonna be wrapping gifts. 151 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:49,069 - I hate Christmas. - Well, Chrismukkah's not much better. 152 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,115 You don't wanna know. Holidays make what's bad even worse. 153 00:08:52,277 --> 00:08:53,710 I just wish my dad would drop the act. 154 00:08:53,877 --> 00:08:56,311 I don't need it. And I don't need Christmas. 155 00:08:56,558 --> 00:08:58,036 Who do you have to spend it with? 156 00:08:58,197 --> 00:09:00,757 Christmas Eve with my dad, Christmas Day with my mom. 157 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:03,750 Plus, she's making me go to a stupid Newport Group party tonight. 158 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:07,227 - The Cohens are going too, so... - So at least we'll be miserable together. 159 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:10,834 - Deal? - Deal. So am I seeing you after school? 160 00:09:10,997 --> 00:09:14,433 I got some stuff to do, some shopping. South Coast Plaza. 161 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:17,555 You're going to South Coast Plaza? Alone? 162 00:09:17,717 --> 00:09:18,832 I don't think you're ready for that. 163 00:09:18,997 --> 00:09:21,227 You need a seasoned expert to protect you. 164 00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:24,715 Well, you know someone? 165 00:10:02,317 --> 00:10:03,875 So no luck, huh? 166 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,597 There's a 99-cent store down the street. 167 00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:11,155 I guess I can't really afford this place anymore. 168 00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:13,035 Why did we come? 169 00:10:14,357 --> 00:10:17,793 I know it sounds stupid, but I like it here. 170 00:10:17,957 --> 00:10:20,551 Everything is so perfect. 171 00:10:20,717 --> 00:10:22,548 You walk around feeling like your problems... 172 00:10:22,717 --> 00:10:25,356 ...can be solved by the right nail polish... 173 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,155 ...or a new pair of shoes. 174 00:10:32,077 --> 00:10:34,592 Miss, I'm gonna have to ask to see your purse. 175 00:10:34,757 --> 00:10:37,476 - Hey, what are you doing? - I can't let you leave the premises. 176 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,674 If you don't hand over your purse, I'll have to call the police. 177 00:10:40,837 --> 00:10:42,190 Look, back off, all right? 178 00:10:42,357 --> 00:10:44,507 - Ryan, it's okay. - No, it's not. 179 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,395 Your purse. Now. 180 00:10:50,077 --> 00:10:52,227 What are you doing? 181 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:22,735 What are you doing? Working from home? 182 00:11:22,903 --> 00:11:24,973 - I'm on vacation. - Yes. Clearly. 183 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,739 - I find reviewing accounts to be relaxing. - I hope that's a recessive gene. 184 00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:30,775 You should be so lucky. 185 00:11:30,944 --> 00:11:35,415 Look, I haven't taken a vacation in a while, and I'm easing into it. 186 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,302 - I don't judge. I only mock. - That you get from your father. 187 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,454 Oh, my God, they're coming in? 188 00:11:40,623 --> 00:11:44,252 Oh, the... I got you. What are those? 189 00:11:44,424 --> 00:11:47,496 They came for Ryan from his mom and his brother. 190 00:11:48,423 --> 00:11:50,778 You know what he said about the holidays? 191 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,662 When he talks like that, I have no idea what to say. 192 00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:56,577 Me neither. You just have to be yourself. 193 00:11:56,744 --> 00:11:58,142 Yeah, because that always works so well. 194 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:01,262 Being a family is hard under any circumstance. 195 00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:05,974 Creating a new one? That's gotta feel weird sometimes. 196 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,816 Feeling weird is right in my wheelhouse. 197 00:12:11,704 --> 00:12:14,980 What is it? Is Grandpa going crazy with the company credit card again? 198 00:12:15,183 --> 00:12:17,936 What is it this time? Hookers? A little blow, perhaps? 199 00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,934 Grandpa likes to dance with ye white lady? 200 00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:23,493 - What are you talking about? - I don't know. What is it? 201 00:12:23,663 --> 00:12:25,016 It's... Hopefully, it's nothing. 202 00:12:25,183 --> 00:12:27,857 You should go get ready, because we have to be there soon. 203 00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:29,503 I'll go put on my face. 204 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,943 Hi. This is Kirsten Cohen from the Newport Group. 205 00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:45,983 My father ordered a survey of the Balboa Heights and I've lost my copy. 206 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:51,013 I really need to see the document. Is it possible for you to fax it over to me? 207 00:12:57,664 --> 00:13:00,416 - I cannot believe this. Marissa? - Julie. 208 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:03,620 Look, I have to host the most important event of my career tonight. 209 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,581 At least your priorities are in order. 210 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:09,099 You know, it's amazing how these calamities keep happening on your watch. 211 00:13:09,263 --> 00:13:11,333 Oh, so I'm to blame for this one too? 212 00:13:11,504 --> 00:13:13,381 - Where did she learn to steal? - Stop it. 213 00:13:13,704 --> 00:13:17,252 I'm the one who stole, remember? I'm the one to blame, not Dad. 214 00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:20,496 Look, we're lucky the store is not pressing charges. 215 00:13:20,704 --> 00:13:23,661 Okay? Marissa and I were deciding what an appropriate punishment... 216 00:13:23,823 --> 00:13:28,852 Oh, really? Well, way to rule with the iron fist, Stalin, but it's not up to her. 217 00:13:29,023 --> 00:13:32,619 - No car, no allowance, no weekends. - So I can stay home tonight? 218 00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:37,459 Starting tomorrow. I won't have my party ruined by your little sticky fingers. 219 00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:43,456 Look, sweetie, I know that this time of year makes everything bad seem worse. 220 00:13:43,624 --> 00:13:44,943 But why did you do this? 221 00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:50,652 I thought it would be... 222 00:13:51,144 --> 00:13:53,054 Look, I wasn't... 223 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,572 It was stupid. 224 00:13:57,783 --> 00:13:59,580 I called the therapist on the way over. 225 00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:01,700 - Mom. - She's right, kiddo. 226 00:14:01,864 --> 00:14:03,899 Therapy was part of the deal of you moving in. 227 00:14:04,063 --> 00:14:07,260 Okay, look, I've been doing way better since Mexico. 228 00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:10,142 4.0 first quarter. Charity League, social chair. 229 00:14:10,303 --> 00:14:13,694 I scheduled you an appointment tomorrow with Dr. Milano. He's great. 230 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:17,817 I'm sorry, but I can handle it. 231 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:21,658 This. I... I won't do it again, I promise. 232 00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:25,176 Honey, I love you. 233 00:14:27,463 --> 00:14:28,579 But I don't believe you. 234 00:14:30,624 --> 00:14:32,579 You might actually find it helpful. 235 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,939 Yeah. Whatever. I need to get ready. 236 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,980 And, Mom, you have your big party to throw. 237 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,215 I'm sure you don't want to keep Caleb waiting. 238 00:14:46,943 --> 00:14:48,774 Hey. What's up, man? You're back. 239 00:14:50,944 --> 00:14:54,459 So that's pretty cool, right? Your mom and brother got you something. 240 00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:57,456 Yeah. Except now I have a total of eight gifts to buy. 241 00:14:57,623 --> 00:14:58,942 I only saved enough for one. 242 00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:03,335 Ryan, that sort of reminds me of the story of Hanukkah, dude. 243 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:08,019 Check it out. The lamp... You know what? I think you get the gist. 244 00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:11,812 - How was the mall? - Weird. 245 00:15:12,624 --> 00:15:15,457 You've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there. 246 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,376 Marissa picked up a few things without paying for them. 247 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,893 - What? As in... - Shoplifting. 248 00:15:22,183 --> 00:15:23,697 Yeah. 249 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,579 - Yeah, that's weird. - It's the time of year. 250 00:15:26,744 --> 00:15:29,211 And with everything that's going on with her family... 251 00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:32,057 - Yeah, I'm sure it's gotta be hard for her. - Yeah. 252 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:36,421 I just wish there was something I could do or say. 253 00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:39,812 Oh, I got you something. 254 00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:44,056 - No, no, no. We had an agreement. - But this is different, this is a requirement. 255 00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:49,251 I know it's a bit minty, but, you know, we all have one, so we just thought... 256 00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:52,217 No, that's cool. 257 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:55,217 Well, good. Maybe it'll meet a kinder fate than your wreath did. 258 00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:57,693 But, if not, we still wanted you to have it. 259 00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,581 - Thanks. - All right. 260 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,011 I'm gonna go make magic happen. 261 00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:04,095 I feel like my hair's working for me tonight. 262 00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:16,131 I'm late. I know. I know. 263 00:16:17,263 --> 00:16:19,937 I'll hurry. You're not gonna believe this... 264 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,493 ...but your father and I reached a settlement today. 265 00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:25,701 He gouged me a little. Well, you know, he gouged me a lot. 266 00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:30,698 - He asked you for more money? - Just $250 million. 267 00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:31,932 But we closed the deal. 268 00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:35,140 - He claims that he did it because of you. - Is that what he told you? 269 00:16:35,303 --> 00:16:37,898 It seems your vacation really hit him hard. 270 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,852 Because he says he wants to spend the holidays as a family. 271 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,297 You know, maybe... Maybe he's changing. 272 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:51,332 Or maybe he is a truly fantastic liar. What's wrong? 273 00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:58,497 I found something today. 274 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,492 And I don't know if I can give it to you, but I don't know if I can't. 275 00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:07,100 - Okay, well... - He's gonna know that I gave this to you. 276 00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:09,823 And he's gonna have every right to fire me. 277 00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:27,575 You have got to be kidding me. 278 00:17:29,944 --> 00:17:31,296 This changes everything. 279 00:17:31,463 --> 00:17:35,342 And I'm gonna have to learn how to relax, because I'm gonna have a lot of free time. 280 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:40,701 - I'm sorry, honey. - Not as sorry as he's gonna be. 281 00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:46,382 - You still wanna go to the party? - I wouldn't miss it for the world. 282 00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:05,176 - Anna. Hey. - Mistletoe. 283 00:18:06,063 --> 00:18:09,180 That's very festive of you. 284 00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:11,095 I thought we were meeting there. 285 00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:13,094 I was thinking maybe we could go together. 286 00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:14,816 I would love to. You know I would. 287 00:18:14,983 --> 00:18:16,780 But don't you think that would violate... 288 00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:18,980 ...our little Geneva Convention of dating we have? 289 00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:21,213 Because I told Summer I'd meet you both there. 290 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,419 Well, how is Summer ever gonna know? 291 00:18:27,104 --> 00:18:30,175 - Mistletoe. What is she doing here? - What are you doing here? 292 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,653 - I thought we had a deal, Cohen. - Which you violated. 293 00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:34,382 - As did you. - She's got a point. 294 00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:37,661 - You're on her side? - No. There are no sides, you guys. 295 00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:42,136 There's only rides. With my parents. We'll all go together. 296 00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:46,935 - Fine. - Fine. 297 00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:04,173 So I have a gift for you. I'll give it to you later. 298 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:09,701 I have a present for you too. I'll also give it to you later. 299 00:19:09,863 --> 00:19:11,899 I can't wait. 300 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,975 For either. 301 00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:15,736 For both. 302 00:19:16,383 --> 00:19:19,261 Seth, are you ready? Come on, let's go. 303 00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:23,215 Hi, Summer. Anna. 304 00:19:23,383 --> 00:19:24,975 Ladies. 305 00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:26,736 Oh, this is gonna be some party. 306 00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:32,415 You know, maybe it's not such a bad idea. 307 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,141 What does that mean? 308 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,295 It might be good to have someone to talk to. 309 00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:40,854 - You're someone. I can't talk to you? - You can talk to me, it's just... 310 00:19:41,024 --> 00:19:44,379 What? I need the help of a trained professional because I stole a lipstick? 311 00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:48,298 - It's not about the lipstick. - Then I guess I don't see what it's about. 312 00:19:49,183 --> 00:19:52,096 - You should do what you want. - I will. 313 00:19:52,263 --> 00:19:55,460 If no one's making my parents go to therapy, then no one's making me. 314 00:19:55,623 --> 00:19:58,774 You know, I'm the only normal one in this family. 315 00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:02,456 Sorry. 316 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,978 I think I left my wrap upstairs. Could you grab it for me? I need to get my purse. 317 00:20:08,143 --> 00:20:09,940 Sure. 318 00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:48,516 Mushroom crescent? Crab and brie phyllo? 319 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,876 Come on, buddy. Change it up a little bit. 320 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,837 Enjoy the party. 321 00:20:53,549 --> 00:20:56,267 Come on, Seth. I'm going this way. 322 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,499 I'm going this way. 323 00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:02,298 Oh, you guys are? I'm gonna go look for Ryan. Excuse me. 324 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,065 Kirsten, Sandy, welcome. 325 00:21:06,229 --> 00:21:07,663 - Kiki. - Hey. 326 00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:10,463 Great to see you. Did Sandman give you our good news? 327 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,919 - He did. - I need to follow up... 328 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,672 ...on some things with you, if you don't mind... 329 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,114 Come, Sanford, it's a party. 330 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,352 Look back on your Berkeley days. Maybe you can smoke the tree. 331 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,716 Smoke the tree. Funny. 332 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,837 I'm gonna nail him now. 333 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,951 - So, what do you think? - About? 334 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,236 The party. You haven't said anything. Like it? 335 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,038 I mean, I know how you feel about the tree... 336 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,792 ...but if you can get past that. 337 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,679 - It's great. - And what did Caleb think? 338 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:39,674 - I mean, has he said anything to you? - I haven't had a chance to talk to him. 339 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,917 I just want this to be a party that he'll never forget. 340 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,435 I think you have a shot. 341 00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:58,750 - You okay? - Yeah. Why? 342 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,389 I don't know. 343 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,278 Today's been kind of intense... 344 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,074 ...and I know you don't really wanna be here. 345 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,118 I wanna be where you are, and you're here, so... 346 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,915 Marissa. Oh, you wore the Chanel. How pretty. 347 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,594 Ryan. You haven't said hello to Caleb yet. 348 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,752 He was talking to other people, and I didn't want to interrupt. 349 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,717 - He's ready now, so... - I'm not. 350 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,598 - Marissa. - Mom. 351 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,115 - You are a guest at this party. - You made me come. 352 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,192 - You're in enough trouble. - Then I guess I've got nothing to lose. 353 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,511 - This is the way it's gonna be? - I don't know. I'll ask my shrink. 354 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,835 You know what, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 355 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,715 - I hate the holidays. - Right there with you. 356 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,758 Caleb. You have time to talk? 357 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,230 - No. - Come on, make some. 358 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,880 - What is this? - A geological survey of the Heights... 359 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,431 ...which you commissioned and somehow failed to turn over to my office. 360 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,352 - I've no time for this. - I think you do. 361 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,272 Allow me to summarize what you know. 362 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,750 The Heights are seismologically unsound, the whole area is uninsurable. 363 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,798 - It's worthless. - As is your theory. 364 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,315 There's no way you'd have gotten a building permit. 365 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,436 - And you knew that. - What do you want, Sandy? 366 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,750 I wanna buy back the Heights. 367 00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:18,478 For a dollar. 368 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,956 You cannot be serious. 369 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,036 Merry Christmas. 370 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,559 So are you ready for your present? 371 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,030 Yeah, I'm ready. Hand me the keys. I'll learn to drive stick eventually. 372 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,270 Very funny, Seth. Always have to ruin the mood. 373 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,475 That's what I do. 374 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,799 Ready? 375 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,632 The Adventures of Seth Cohen and Captain Oats. 376 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,791 Volume 1: "Confidence." 377 00:23:53,961 --> 00:23:56,633 - You made this? - No, I bought it on eBay. 378 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,234 I can't believe you did this. This is amazing. 379 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,198 Hey, this Seth in the story seems really handsome and awesome. 380 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,478 - I guess I took some liberties. - You dumbed him down a little bit. 381 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,596 - This is fantastic. - Thanks. 382 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,230 - So how's Seth doing? - He's fine, I think. 383 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,597 It's hard to tell with him sometimes. Why? 384 00:24:27,561 --> 00:24:30,870 Does he ever do things that sort of... 385 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,112 ...make you question yourself as a parent? 386 00:24:35,521 --> 00:24:39,513 Well, there was the model home and Tijuana... 387 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,113 ...and a thing with the Range Rover... 388 00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:43,874 ...and an IMAX movie that I didn't quite buy. 389 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,874 But they're kids. I mean, they do stuff. They get in trouble, right? 390 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,918 Our parents would've had a heart attack if they knew what we did. 391 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,518 Come on, we were good kids. We were. Weren't we? 392 00:24:55,681 --> 00:24:57,432 - We were good kids. - Yeah. 393 00:24:57,601 --> 00:25:00,114 And we have good kids. 394 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,995 Okay, hang on for a second. What are we doing here? 395 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,232 Because Anna went to get drinks. She'll be back in, like, one second. 396 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,391 - Come here. - Why? 397 00:25:46,561 --> 00:25:47,993 - Just come here. - Okay. 398 00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:51,274 Stay there. 399 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,592 I hear you like comic books, Cohen. 400 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,991 This is true. 401 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,990 Merry Christmas. 402 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,480 Good Lord, I think I'm gonna pass out. 403 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,636 - You're not going anywhere. - Okay. 404 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,154 - Yes? - What's this? 405 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,637 That's Anna's present. She made it for me. 406 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,714 - She made it? - Yeah. 407 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,712 It's amazing. 408 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,634 I know, but your present's amazing too. It's really amazing. 409 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,837 Hey, there you... 410 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,434 ...are. 411 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,556 Hey, Anna, Summer was just giving me her gift. It's cool. 412 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,917 - You're Wonder Woman? - Yeah. So? 413 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,076 I mean, you look... 414 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,992 ...amazing. 415 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,038 Is that my story? 416 00:27:05,441 --> 00:27:09,752 My God, I made you a comic book. What am I, 8? 417 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,114 Way to go, Wonder Whore. 418 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,236 Hey, Wonder Woman's not a whore, okay? Stop. 419 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,675 - What are we doing? - I don't know, this is nuts. 420 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,432 Hold up, you guys, one second. 421 00:27:18,601 --> 00:27:21,512 Let's not have one speed bump derail the whole train, okay? 422 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,149 Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water. 423 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,632 - Let's make some more metaphors. - Look... 424 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:31,477 ...I'm not into talking about, like, feelings or whatever... 425 00:27:31,641 --> 00:27:32,790 ...but I like you. 426 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,190 Okay, and so does she. 427 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,310 - If we don't put an end to this soon... - Someone's gonna get hurt. 428 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,954 You gotta choose, Cohen. 429 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,952 Did you miss me? 430 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,039 - Come on, let's dance. - You know how I feel about dancing. 431 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,839 You know how I don't care. Come on, it's a party. 432 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,752 Yeah, an office party. 433 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,993 I thought you wanted to have fun. Don't make me make you have fun. 434 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,391 I'm guessing that's not eggnog. 435 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:18,599 So what? Come on, if you don't wanna dance we could just get out of here. 436 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,276 - I didn't see you with a cocktail. - Well, maybe I brought my own. 437 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,112 Want some? 438 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,233 What's going on with you today? 439 00:28:28,001 --> 00:28:30,879 - What's the big deal? You drink. - Not alone in the bathroom. 440 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,393 I'm just having fun. 441 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,869 When I met you, you were passed out in your driveway. 442 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,349 Then it was an alley in Mexico. It's like... 443 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,033 It's like my mom all over again. 444 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,311 Shut up. 445 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,675 - We're getting out of here. - No, I am. 446 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,353 - Enjoy the party. - You can't drive. 447 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,799 Get your hands off of me. I have enough people in my life telling me what to do. 448 00:28:51,881 --> 00:28:53,677 See you. 449 00:29:05,133 --> 00:29:07,044 - Come on, let me drive. - Get away from me. 450 00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:08,408 Hey. 451 00:29:08,573 --> 00:29:09,972 Hey. 452 00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:12,841 I'm fine. 453 00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:35,002 And so, effective immediately, I'm transferring the title of the Heights... 454 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:38,404 ...to the Balboa Land Trust for the very reasonable price... 455 00:29:38,573 --> 00:29:39,926 ...of $ 1. 456 00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:48,088 And I couldn't have done it without the help of my son-in-law, Sandy Cohen. 457 00:29:51,013 --> 00:29:54,528 Thanks, Cal. But I can't take credit for this. You did this all on your own. 458 00:29:54,693 --> 00:29:58,241 To Caleb Nichol, the most generous man in Newport Beach. 459 00:29:59,053 --> 00:30:01,203 Thanks. 460 00:30:06,093 --> 00:30:08,129 Happy Hanukkah, Sandy. 461 00:30:30,053 --> 00:30:31,645 - Great. - What? You're driving. 462 00:30:31,813 --> 00:30:34,373 - Yeah, because you're drunk. - I'm not... 463 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:37,131 Fine. 464 00:30:41,932 --> 00:30:43,889 - Where is it? - Come on, put it away. 465 00:30:44,053 --> 00:30:45,850 - I'm trying. - I'm still on probation. 466 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:48,163 I said, I'm trying. 467 00:30:54,533 --> 00:30:56,728 Of course this is happening. 468 00:30:59,573 --> 00:31:01,404 Oh, God. 469 00:31:15,413 --> 00:31:19,008 Happy holidays. License. Registration. 470 00:31:19,652 --> 00:31:21,644 You got a broken tail light, you know that? 471 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,485 It just happened. I'll get it fixed. 472 00:31:24,653 --> 00:31:27,372 - You kids haven't been drinking? - No, sir. 473 00:31:31,413 --> 00:31:34,723 - Everything all right here, miss? - Yeah, fine. Thanks. 474 00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:38,491 - Miss, would you...? - We got a 459... 475 00:31:38,653 --> 00:31:40,371 ...at 1508 Cornwall Lane in West Cliff. 476 00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:42,649 All cars in the area please respond immediately. 477 00:31:43,093 --> 00:31:44,890 Copy that. 478 00:31:45,053 --> 00:31:47,123 I've got a call I need to get to. 479 00:31:47,293 --> 00:31:51,127 I'm gonna let you go with just a warning for that tail light. You get that fixed. 480 00:31:51,293 --> 00:31:53,090 - Drive straight home. - Yes, sir. 481 00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:20,610 Stop, okay? You're scaring me. 482 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:23,127 Good. You're scaring me. 483 00:32:28,053 --> 00:32:32,092 There's drinking, crying, cops. Well, it must be Christmas. 484 00:32:48,413 --> 00:32:50,483 I left this behind. 485 00:32:51,493 --> 00:32:52,926 I am not doing it again. 486 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,890 Okay. 487 00:33:05,613 --> 00:33:07,331 Okay. 488 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,329 Well, the ladies laid down the law. It's over. 489 00:33:25,493 --> 00:33:27,882 - What are you gonna do? - I have no idea. 490 00:33:28,053 --> 00:33:31,363 I don't know. No female's ever really offered me a choice. 491 00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:34,411 I really only know how to handle rejection and ridicule. 492 00:33:34,573 --> 00:33:37,690 I have a really good handle on ridicule. How was your night? 493 00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:42,687 Marissa got drunk, and we got pulled over by the cops with an open bottle of vodka. 494 00:33:42,852 --> 00:33:45,572 Hey, that Marissa's really making life interesting for you. 495 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:48,565 - Yeah. We got in a fight. - What about the cop? 496 00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:53,363 Got a radio call. Let us off with a warning for a busted tail light. 497 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:56,889 - Now you see why I hate Christmas. - Hang on a second, Ryan. 498 00:33:57,053 --> 00:34:01,843 It seems to me that what we have here is a Chrismukkah miracle. 499 00:34:02,013 --> 00:34:05,449 Thank you. Think about it for a second. The old Ryan, what would've happened? 500 00:34:05,613 --> 00:34:09,287 He would've got busted. For sure. But this time, you had Jesus working for you. 501 00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,762 And you had Moses. Working together. The super team. 502 00:34:11,932 --> 00:34:15,289 Fighting for you, to keep you safe and give you a second chance. 503 00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:17,205 Touched by an angel. 504 00:34:17,373 --> 00:34:21,251 That's nice. It's got a good ring to it. I believe my faith has been restored. 505 00:34:22,013 --> 00:34:23,287 I should go get ready. 506 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:26,126 - Anna will be here soon. - What are you going to tell her? 507 00:34:26,293 --> 00:34:28,090 I'm sure the words will come. 508 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:32,089 All right, I just think that... 509 00:34:32,253 --> 00:34:34,562 ...considering everything... Actually, wait, hang on. 510 00:34:34,733 --> 00:34:37,531 Let me actually try another approach. 511 00:34:37,693 --> 00:34:42,050 I think you're awesome, and you're hilarious, and you're caliente. 512 00:34:42,573 --> 00:34:46,486 And I think, you know, you're extremely witty, and you're wise... 513 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:50,167 ...and I kind of can't believe I'm actually gonna say this. 514 00:34:50,573 --> 00:34:52,450 But... 515 00:34:52,613 --> 00:34:55,002 ...actually, I think we should be friends. 516 00:34:55,173 --> 00:34:58,245 And I want you to have this. 517 00:34:58,413 --> 00:34:59,892 I don't wanna be your friend. 518 00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:05,610 I don't wanna be your friend. 519 00:35:12,972 --> 00:35:15,726 You can never have too many copies of The Goonies. 520 00:35:29,773 --> 00:35:32,162 That was corporate espionage. I could've fired you. 521 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:33,971 Even sued you for breach of confidentiality. 522 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:37,887 Dad. You were extorting the county, putting the company at huge risks. 523 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:40,044 One day this was gonna come out. Then what? 524 00:35:40,213 --> 00:35:44,286 When you found that report, you could've shown me. 525 00:35:44,453 --> 00:35:46,444 You could've shown me when it started. 526 00:35:46,613 --> 00:35:48,683 I'm sorry, but I just didn't see any other way. 527 00:35:48,853 --> 00:35:54,132 It was dishonest, calculating and ruthless. Kiki... 528 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,920 ...we just might make a real-estate mogul out of you yet. 529 00:35:58,773 --> 00:36:00,684 Well, that's something to look forward to. 530 00:36:04,853 --> 00:36:07,731 Your mom's ornaments. The tree looks nice. 531 00:36:09,013 --> 00:36:11,573 There may be a gift under there for you. 532 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,652 Maybe. 533 00:36:15,293 --> 00:36:18,524 Hey, where you going? We were thinking about getting a movie. 534 00:36:18,693 --> 00:36:20,524 Marissa's going to see her therapist. 535 00:36:20,693 --> 00:36:23,571 - She's going through a lot. - Yeah, I thought I'd go with her. 536 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,244 Yeah, you could... 537 00:36:26,413 --> 00:36:28,369 ...or not. 538 00:36:30,093 --> 00:36:34,644 Marissa's gonna have to figure this out by herself, and you gotta let her. 539 00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:38,611 You're here with us now. You don't have to be the parent anymore. 540 00:36:42,173 --> 00:36:45,084 - A movie, huh? - Yeah, but it's my pick. 541 00:36:45,253 --> 00:36:48,131 The selection of a movie is something of an art. 542 00:37:25,653 --> 00:37:29,406 I came here three times before I actually walked through that door. 543 00:37:33,012 --> 00:37:35,925 I know you. You go to Harbor, right? 544 00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:38,724 Marissa Cooper. Hi. 545 00:37:39,093 --> 00:37:43,609 You're the girl at school who organizes things. Parties and stuff, right? 546 00:37:44,413 --> 00:37:46,643 Social chair is what that's called. 547 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:57,852 - You go to Harbor? - No. No, I go to Pacific. 548 00:37:58,173 --> 00:37:59,686 Oliver Trask. 549 00:38:03,173 --> 00:38:08,122 For a social chair... Well, I don't find you to be very social at all. 550 00:38:08,293 --> 00:38:11,330 Gonna have to talk to somebody about a recall. 551 00:38:11,493 --> 00:38:16,044 This is a psychiatrist's office. It's kind of embarrassing. 552 00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:20,491 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. This is totally embarrassing. 553 00:38:21,093 --> 00:38:24,289 So let's address the obvious and move on. 554 00:38:25,093 --> 00:38:27,243 What's wrong with you? 555 00:38:31,773 --> 00:38:34,286 What is wrong with you? 556 00:38:35,733 --> 00:38:38,247 Well, if I knew, I wouldn't be here. 557 00:38:41,253 --> 00:38:43,847 You're not an alcoholic yet. 558 00:38:44,013 --> 00:38:45,412 You've OD'd at least once. 559 00:38:46,013 --> 00:38:49,562 Pills, I'd say. Muscle relaxants, definitely. 560 00:38:54,133 --> 00:38:55,486 Painkillers. 561 00:38:56,693 --> 00:38:58,604 You didn't really want to hurt yourself. 562 00:38:58,773 --> 00:39:01,651 Kurt Cobain, yeah, he wanted to hurt himself. 563 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,649 You know, coming here wasn't my idea. 564 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:11,167 Maybe not. But you wouldn't be here if you didn't want to be. 565 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,847 You want to know why you are the way you are. 566 00:39:19,293 --> 00:39:22,012 That's you. I'm waiting on the next door. 567 00:39:24,173 --> 00:39:26,050 See you next week. 568 00:39:36,853 --> 00:39:38,809 How did it go with the girls? 569 00:39:38,973 --> 00:39:42,488 - Seth Cohen starter pack? - I think I'm past that now. 570 00:39:45,013 --> 00:39:47,402 - Is that what I think it is? - Figured I'd hang it. 571 00:39:47,893 --> 00:39:51,010 All right, man, another Chrismukkah convert. 572 00:39:51,173 --> 00:39:52,162 Nice. 573 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,760 I never doubted it for a second. Check it out, 574 00:39:53,831 --> 00:39:56,680 I already put the hook up just in case. 575 00:39:58,653 --> 00:40:01,406 - Hey. - All right, what'll it be? 576 00:40:01,573 --> 00:40:03,768 Fiddler on the Roof, It's a Wonderful Life... 577 00:40:03,933 --> 00:40:06,652 ...or my selection, Sylvester Stallone's Over the Top. 578 00:40:06,813 --> 00:40:10,522 - Isn't that the arm-wrestling movie? - Arm-wrestling classic. 579 00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:15,813 - Hey, merry Chrismukkah, you guys. - Thank you.