Previously on Las Vegas,
- What's his story anyway? - A. J Cooper rancher,
oil man, corporate raider. he was married.
We don't know what happened to her. There's no record of a divorce.
- Really. - Yeah, there's no known children.
There's a four-year gap where he pretty much disappears From all public records.
- You're all about secrets, aren't you? - I'm not your father.
Michael told me everything.
How you watched me grow up,
How you followed me from place to place.
Mike doesn't know anything.
- That Casey's little brother? - Sam, I'm in love with you.
- What? - What?
What, you heard me, Sam. I'm in love with you.
I've always been in love with you.
And you have a real chance of getting this job. I can only think of one person
Who knows this place as well as you do.
- Who? - Mike Cannon.
He gave me his resume a few minutes ago.
- Piper and Mike got married. - oh my god, oh my god.
- They're married. - do not tell anybody.
You know, don't you?
I may have heard something.
Before this goes any further, just so you know, We are getting it annulled.
If I were to have a drunken sham of a marriage,
I couldn't think of anybody More perfect to have one with.
And sold for $1.5 million to the anonymous bidder.
Don't forget tonight's final lot,
The one-of-a-kind Mixed Grill
With the starting bid of $7 million.
Hey.
I just got the final documents in the mail. Mike and I are officially married.
Guess what my client gave me?
If it requires penicillin, don't touch my desk.
Is that a $50, 000 chip?
$50, 000?
This wouldn't happen to be A cash gift from a client, Sam?
No, of course it's not. That would be against the rules, right?
- Right. - Mr. Rule enforcer.
Yeah. whoo, look at the time.
Yeah, we're definitely going to have to give this one back.
You're really taking this whole president of operations thing
Pretty seriously?
- Do I take my job seriously? - Yes, Delinda.
Cooper, I'm having an emergency in the restaurant, well kind of.
The whole staff, they called in sick.
Okay, I'll be right over. There's just something I've got to straighten out first.
I feel like maybe you've gone off the deep end.
Look you're not keeping the chip.
No, of course I'm not keeping the chip.
Hi, there. I'm A. J cooper, owner of the Montecito.
- Howard. - Congratulations, Howard, come with me.
- Hey, Danny. - Hey.
Sam, Howard's been looking all over for you.
He wants to bet the chip on red.
Red what?
Oh, Howard is hilarious.
That's so funny, red what? here you go.
- It's your money, so bet away. - okay.
Hey, anything can happen.
- I didn't know you had a new client, Sam. - Yeah, well I do.
Hey, Howard, Howard, she's the best. You're gonna love her.
As a matter of fact, she's gonna make you the center of her universe, and by center, I mean center.
Because she's dedicated like that. Isn't that right, Sam?
- Absolutely right. - But I'm only here for an hour.
Best hour of your life.
- Can I get a what - What?
- Perfect.
- let me... Let me just hold that for you. - I'll keep it.
You're gonna keep it.
All right, Howard, what would you like to do For the next hour?
Iit is not 10:00.
Can I help you ladies with anything?
We kinda all forgot our watches. Do you have the time?
Yes a just of 10.00.
Everything okay?
Yeah. okay.
And with over 5, 000 surveillance cameras in the Montecito,
I guarantee all-access to the stamp display room
Is being covered.
Mr. Limnick's stamp has been appraised at over $7 million.
You're the only person in charge of security?
We have the tightest security in Vegas. The stamp will be safe
Until the auction begins in... 56 minutes.
With the Montecito getting 10% of the selling price,
- It better be. - Elliot, Stanley.
lawyers, They're only interested in the bottom line. And they don't share my passion for philately.
Well it's an acquired taste. I had a stamp collection in my prepubescent years.
Not that grown men don't love stamps too. like me.
love 'em.
Well then you can appreciate how exciting it is To have the only
existing 1867 mixed grill going on the market for the first time.
With its crisp plumed borders, rich cerulean color,
Ample margins despite being expertly re-perforated.
And of course the tell-tale combination Of the f and z grillwork on the back
That make it one-of-a-kind.
I can feel the electricity in the air.
Okay, I know you want to watch the auction here, So
we'll make sure we have a direct feed Set up for you in the conference room.
- Thank you, mr. Cannon. - No problem.
Mike, check this out.
Looks like some kind of sorority initiation.
But Danny's on it.
We got streakers.
- This is gonna be a fabulous shift. - Fabulous.
- Something's not right. - No.
No, Mike. it's very, very right.
Okay, what could be wrong with women streaking around the place?
No, no, they're running a pattern.
I love the pattern.
- I need the pattern. - They're running for the cameras.
- Oh, who cares why they're running? - They're running. Look at it. behold.
I'm sorry, mr. Limnick. I gotta take care of something.
Mitch here will escort you to another area.
- You OK, you got this? - Yeah.
Follow me.
Somebody's getting some exercise.
You gotta love this place.
You know, I cannot tell you how many times...
We got people doing things they shouldn't be doing
In the elevators.
- Who knows what in the parking lot. - Ha!
Hey you guys ready yet?
- What the hell? - Don't move. hands up.
Hang up the phone.
I said hands up.
This'll be over in 52 minutes.
Just take it easy
And nobody gets hurt.
No heroes, no casualties. You understand?
So here's how I see things. You and I can hang out for the next hour,
Have a few drinks, I can laugh at all your jokes And, you could give me my chip back.
- I don't drink. - You don't drink.
- See I'm already laughing at your jokes. - And I don't gamble.
Touching money makes me uncomfortable
And crowds make me nervous.
Okay, listen, we just need to hang out together,
So that it appears as though I'm doing my job.
So maybe we could see a show?
- Hello, claustrophobic. - Claustrophobic.
- Pool lounge. - Germs.
Germs. look, mr... uh...
- Post, Howard Post. - Post, yes. Howard Post.
I just need you to be satisfied,
So maybe you could just tell me what you need. And I can make it happen.
well...
- I am a little hungry. - That's great. good for you.
- Okay. great. - How long are we supposed to wait?
It's the worst service I've ever had.
Service? I haven't seen anyone serving anything.
I'm sorry, gentlemen, We're a little understaffed this evening.
If you could just please bear with us, that would be great.
I've never had so many people out sick at the same time.
- And it's friday night rush. - I'd suggest we move these people
To tables in our other restaurants right away.
let's do it.
Sorry, ladies, but this isn't 1978.
Streaking is against the law.
So, you have to lock us up?
Yeah just until we know for sure that nobody wants to sue you.
He said we weren't gonna get in trouble.
What do you mean "he"?
The guy who hired us.
And streak until we got caught.
He didn't say anything about us being locked up.
This guy mention anything
About why he wanted you to run naked across the casino?
He paid us each five grand in cash. why ask why?
Guys, reunite the ladies With their clothes in holding, please.
Let's go, ladies.
- Something's up. - Yeah.
- Hey, Mitch. - Hey, Danny.
Run a video i. q. on these girls.
Find out who they were talking earlier.
They said that somebody paid 'em. We just need to find out who.
- You got it. - How does everything else look from up there?
Sure, Danny,
- Nothin'but aces. - Great.
Come on, come on.
Are you sure that's what he said?
Because...
Nothing but aces means a hostage situation.
Mitch is the one that called it in. So it's got to be going on in surveillance.
- The stamp guys. - I thought you said you checked them out.
Background. Metal detector, hand search, pat down. There's only three of 'em.
Plus the streakers.
Paid anonymously in cash, so...
So we get an i. q. on the girls, maybe they...
No, no, we can't do that.
Everything we need is in surveillance, And everything we do, they're gonna see.
Okay, the only places we don't have cameras Are in the men's rooms, the women's rooms,
- The hotel rooms, my office, and Cooper's. - What?
A couple of guys can't whisper in the men's room?
Okay, I need you to get teams to cover the cages,
The counting rooms, the vaults, and the stamp box.
Since we don't know what they're looking at, we gotta cover 'em all.
Off the radio. Whoever they are, they may be listening in.
Okay, okay, you do that. And I'm gonna try to figure out some way
To get into surveillance off-camera.
What about the police?
No, n-no, they're gonna see metro Before they even get out of the valet.
Okay, until we know the threat to our people, We gotta keep this business as usual.
Keep it between us. don't tell anybody.
You focus on surveillance, I'll focus on the floor.
stay visible. If head of security's acting normal, whoever's doing this
Isn't gonna know that we're onto him. all right?
I can't go to any restaurant, mr. Cooper.
This dinner was supposed to impress my clients.
Well, I think they'd be impressed with a private dinner In the v. i. p. room of our top clu
It's waiting for you.
And what can we do about your anniversary, mr. Flannigan?
50th anniversary.
Wow, that's a big one.
How about a candlelight dinner in the honeymoon suite?
I'll have you and your wife moved there For the rest of your stay.
You can do that?
I own the place. I can do anything.
Tracy here will take care of you. Tracy?
- Sure. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Right this way, gentlemen.
- We did it? - We did.
Everyone's happy.
But I'm starving.
How'bout dinner?
- I'll do the cooking. really? - You can cook?
Only one thing, but I do it well.
I need plain clothes security to cover the cages,
Vaults, counting room, and the auction now.
Hey, babe, just checking in, Seeing where you are.
- I'm just having dinner with... - Okay, just go ahead and keep doing that.
- Uh, no rush, no rush. I love you. - love you too.
- It's Danny.
I figured.
So the key to a perfect steak
Is to use coarse sea salt,
And then grill it for 3 1/2 minutes on each side.
Exactly 3 1/2 minutes.
So are you getting excited?
It's only a month or so left.
Yeah, excited, absolutely. of course.
It's okay to be scared too.
You can be both.
I'm a little worried.
Okay, maybe more than a little. I mean, what if,
what if I'm not a good mother? What if I do something to hurt the baby?
What if I do something wrong? what if?
Well your mother did a good job with you.
I think it's gonna run in the family.
- You think so? - Yeah, I do.
I hope you're right.
- So where are you from? - Boy or a girl?
- We don't want to know. - You got a feeling?
What?
How come you're always the one asking questions?
Maybe you should try answering some instead.
- Hey, I'm an open book. - right.
This mysterious owner thing is just everyone's imagination.
Okay, maybe I don't ooze information.
But I'm approachable.
Everyone thinks you're standoffish, There fore unapproachable.
Okay. Ask me something you really want to know.
Then I'll ask you something.
Sounds fair.
Buzz me in, Mitch.
Now is not a good time, Piper.
I need to leave these papers for Mike.
Mike's not here.
Can I just put them on his desk?
Hello, Mitch!
Mitch? can you hear me?
Loud and clear.
This is a joke, right?
this blouse is new and dry-clean only, so
watch it.
Watch the hair.
Is he dead? Oh, my god.
Mitch,
what's going on?
This looks like we've got the head of security's wife.
Yeah, and he's gonna kick both of your asses When he finds out you even looked at me...
I think he's thinking about someone else's ass right now.
He can do what he wants with who he wants.
Even if she is a fat whore.
Caliente.
No moves on the counting room, cages, or vault. Anything on your end?
I got nothing. They cut my cameras to surveillance
So I'm totally in the dark here. And I'm looking at these schematics.
And it doesn't look like there's any approach. They can't get a visual on.
I think we outdid ourselves when we built this place, Mikey.
It's irony, my friend.
These guys are using our knowledge against us.
Yeah, well, no security system is 100% impenetrable.
So we just gotta fig...
- Okay, I gotta call you back. - Okay.
All right, Howard, we have caviar, king crab legs,
- Maine lobster claws... - No.
No, okay, forget the sea food. We have kobe beef, wagyu short ribs, duck
- No. - Quail, no? no. no quail?
Howard, you do realize that people wait
Their whole entire lives to eat these things, right?
You did say you were hungry?
I am, but I couldn't possibly enjoy it in only 31 minutes.
I chew very thoroughly.
- Okay. - Choking hazard.
Howard, I got it, listen to me.
I need you to help me out with this, okay? Because I am at a loss.
And I am, in fact, never at a loss.
There are so many things I've been wanting to ask you.
Like, who are you married to?
You never really talk about her. I mean, do you have a girlfriend now?
Why did you really buy the Montecito? Oh god, what else?
What do you sleep in?
Okay, maybe that's a little too personal.
Do you sleep with a gun under your pillow?
That's a lot of questions.
I don't know where to start.
A gun under my pillow? That would be silly.
I keep mine on the nightstand.
You don't gamble, you don't drink...
What exactly is it that you expect to get from Vegas?
The thrill of my life.
The thrill of your life.
You're a pervert. I should have gotten that. I'm so off my game right now.
Oh, you have exactly 31 minutes
To get the thrill of your life...
And that should be plenty of time for you.
- And then? - You get your chip back.
That is correct.
What do you do for fun? You know, when you're not working?
Work can be fun, if you do it right.
What about this wife?
You never mention her.
See, you've got to get the grill hot.
That's the mistake that people make.
They put the meat on when it's warm, and then they heat it up,
But you can't sear it in the juices that way. It makes for a dry steak.
She was my wife, and now she's not.
Putting a family together's difficult enough.
Having one fall apart's a whole'nother kind of hard.
You're obviously criminals, And we're obviously here for a while,
So maybe you can explain to me The benefit of getting into surveillance.
Honey, I'm not giving any information up to you.
But maybe later you can give something up to me.
Ha! yeah, like maybe in your dreams.
No, but seriously, I mean, what are you guys thinking?
Nothing happens up here.
Everything worth having is not in this room.
Hey, can I please get a cushion for under my ass?
- Please? - Does she ever shut up?
- No. - She is chatty.
Thank you.
Looks like the cavalry isn't coming up here anytime soon.
Switch over to the display room
In the adjacent back-Of-House hallways. Come on.
It's almost time for the auction.
I get your master plan, now.
It's pure genius in its simplicity.
Genius. What did I expect from you master criminals?
You're trying to bore us to death. Well it's working by the way.
Can we stab her with a needle too?
- I have a spare. - What? God.
All right, howard is the guy you're gonna be taking care of.
You have until 11:00 to give him what he wants.
Stay away from the buffet, please, girls.
Do you have any idea how many diseases those women carry?
You said you wanted the thrill of your life.
- I was referring to stamps. - Stamps?
I came to see the mixed grill.
- Which is a stamp? - Yes.
I'm sorry, let me just make sure I have this right. So I spent $10, 000 on food and entertainment,
And you would like to see a stamp?
Why didn't you just tell me that?
I thought it was clear.
- Do I look like a mind reader to you? - Well... no.
3 1/2 minutes.
- So what does the a.J. Stand for? - Nothing.
My grandfather was just r.J. My dad was just k.J.
Why couldn't it stand for nothing?
Well I was kind of hoping it stood for andrew jackson, cause that's what I put down in the betting pool.
- They're betting on my name? - Oh, yeah, sure.
The staff pretty much bets on everything around here.
Too much time on their hands.
Those smell amazing.
- How much longer? - Getting there.
Please let something happen soon, or else I'm gonna die.
What, what? What the hell is this?
Let's drop him in
- What, what? - Easy, easy.
What? I was just trying to find my wedding ring.
- In an air duct above the surveillance room? - Yeah. Sit down.
Okay, my wife was at the spa.
And I met a young lady at the bella petto where I only went
Because I heard they had the best buffalo wings in town.
But she came on to me. I mean, I'm not the kind of guy that does this sort of thing,
Except for that one time in branson. And one other time in reno.
Hey, hey, the duct, the duct.
Right, so I took the young lady up to my room, just for, you know, one little drink.
And I decided to take my wedding ring off, in case she was some kind of a crook or something.
I didn't know that she was going to take her clothes off.
Anyway, the lamp that I hid my ring under fell over
And knocked the ring into the vents, so I went down into the vent to look for it,
And I got lost somehow. It's not like I did anything illegal here, okay.
This is vegas, and what happens in vegas stays in vegas, right?
- He's alone. - Of course I'm alone.
I didn't want to make a big deal out of this because I didn't want my wife
To find out.
You think we don't know who you are, mr. Mccoy?
Okay, okay, you got me.
When you killed the feed to my office,
I got an automatic signal, okay,
So I guess I decided to go commando.
Everybody knows that I got to where I am because I was bangin' the boss's daughter.
So I thought that I would, you know, try to pull this one off,
This one thing off, alone,
So that everybody would stop thinking I'm some kind of a jerk
- Who got handed the big chair, okay? - Doesn't matter either way.
If anyone were on to us, cannon would be doing more
Than just eating a burger.
Brainpower around here couldn't spark a match.
Come on.
- Okay, okay. - Sit down.
Okay, okay, please just don't shoot me.
Don't shoot me, please, please don't shoot.
Get off me and sit.
God, longest hour of my life.
Some marine you are.
This is delicious.
Oh, foolproof recipe.
So I guess it's your turn.
- You love danny? - More than anything.
He's the whole package.
Don't tell anybody, but he's very thoughtful and sensitive.
He cries watching old yeller.
I'm kind of used to the idea of getting married
And then having a baby. I guess things are a little different now.
I guess they are.
A glass of cabernet would go great with this.
Well you're in your third trimester.
You know, some doctors say it's okay to have a little.
Some even say it helps ward off contractions.
You know a lot about pregnancy and babies to not have children yourself.
That's not a question. That's a statement.
You need me to ask?
I'm not sure you'd want to hear the answer, delinda.
Going once, going twice, sold for $2.2 million.
Up next at 11:00, the 1867 mixed grill
On display in exhibit hall c.
Come on, danny, give me something.
Next up is lot number 671.
You don't have a plan, do you?
Oh you just dropped through the ceiling, and you've got nothing?
He has a plan?
First I find out that my boss has been following me around for 20 years,
And then I wake up married, and now I'm being held hostage.
This place is crazy.
Hey, let's go out to dinner sometime.
- Are you serious? - I'm married.
- No. - He has a plan.
Wow, it's like a cocktail party in hell.
I take it you're not a stamp aficionado.
Uh, no, but please, go crazy.
Most people don't realize that every stamp has its own personality.
The 1957 general john j. Pershing
$0.08 standard post, for example,
Is like a stern, disapproving father.
Authoritative, yet withholding.
I think I dated that stamp.
The quinta de goya airmail from spain
Is like an exotic lover...
Tempting you to touch, yet always just
Beyond your grasp.
Secretive, seductive, rousing.
- Oh, I definitely divorced that stamp. - And I have them all.
- Oh, that's great. - Except...
The holy grail.
I think I'm getting chills.
Say it.
This is danny mccoy. All security personnel proceed to the vault.
There's a theft in progress. Repeat,
- Proceed to the vault. - Got it. Let's go.
Hang on, I want to take a little detour.
Beautiful, isn't it?
I mean, you can't even send a letter with this stamp, right?
No.
The last of security is out of the display room. We're clear to move.
Go.
We are clear to exit.
South service doors to east hallway.
Turn left to exit.
We good?
Just in time.
Hey, hey, guys.
- Security system is down. - Thank you all.
You've been lovely company. Except for you.
Security system is down.
I gotta pee.
- Piper, give me your earring. - For what?
- So I can wear it. Just give it to me. - Oh, sarcasm is not what I need right now.
What I need right now is a bathroom.
- Piper, give me the earring. - Now you're mr. Tough guy?
Give me the earring, give me the earring.
Here, put it here.
Get the back-Up system online. We need to reboot the cameras
- To get 'em back up. - No we don't have time for that.
Macgyver, full bladder over here. Ready to explode.
Yeah, one second. Ready to explode. Come on.
I need you to go over there and cut those guys loose, and check on that guy.
He's gonna need a doctor. All right? There, take this.
What? Oh, my god.
Did you hit him on the tracking device when you grabbed him?
'Cause they're headed for the east loading dock.
All right, call metro. I'm gonna call mike. Piper, I need your cell phone.
- Yeah, yeah, take it, take it. - Get a doctor up here.
Hey, how are you? How you doing?
Two armed groups, four men who committed the robbery, and two others who took over surveillance.
Hook it up.
- Piper, I'm kinda busy right... - No, it's danny.
- Danny, we got three of 'em. - What about the stamp?
- We got that too. You okay? - Yeah, lovely,
Lovely, meet me at the east loading dock.
Go, go, go, what the hell...
Hey, have you seen that little weirdo I gave the $50, 000 chip to?
I was just held hostage for almost an hour.
They took over surveillance at gunpoint.
They drugged people, they tied us up, it was crazy.
- So you haven't seen him? - No.
- We should do this again sometime. - We should.
I feel like I know you a little better.
You know, any time you wanna hang out, let me know.
What happens in the restaurant stays in the restaurant. Yes
Yes, danny. Where are you?
Mr. Limnick, you okay?
- You need anything? - No, no, I'm fine.
Thank you, the house doctor already looked me over. I don't need to go to the hospital.
- I just would like to lay down in my room. - If there's anything you need...
I appreciate that.
I'm just so embarrassed to have put you through all this.
I worked with elliot for years...
Well, listen, you're definitely not the first person that's been a victim of an inside job,
And metro just said that there may have been a third party involved, so...
But the good news is that you got your stamp back.
Yeah. Maybe it's a sign, huh?
I probably would have regretted giving this up. Excuse me.
You know that I would have told you about this earlier, but...
Hey, that's why I hired you guys... to make those decisions.
- Anyway, they were stupid. - What do you mean?
Well, a $7 million stamp seems like small change
When there's $30 million cash on hand,
And they could just walk right in and take it. Think about it.
Yeah, I would have gone for the cash.
Well, you've obviously never had a stamp collection as a kid.
- Have you seen howard post? - Howard post?
Yeah, I was with him before the smoke bombs. He has my chip.
It's probably more money than that man's ever seen in his whole life.
Sam, howard post is worth nearly $3 billion.
- What? - He's an inventor. Multiple patents.
He's a reclusive tycoon.
So he's worth more than anything in the casino.
So now he is worthy run after whom
I can't believe I've never heard of this guy.
He likes it that way. He lives in some compound on the east coast and almost never leaves.
- Hey, do we have a back-Up i.Q. On him? - Yeah.
Why aren't they moving?
Fast forward this.
All right, hold it.
Wait, he's got a jet at mccarran.
His pilot just logged in a flight plan to rio.
It leaves in 20 minutes. Looks like he's gonna cut and run.
Yeah, and leave elliot and stanley to take the fall. All right, mitch, call the control tower.
- Have them hold that jet. - Yep.
This is absurd.
You have no legitimate reason to delay this flight any longer than you already have.
Now if you don't clear me for take off in five minutes, I am going whether you like it or not.
I'll see what I can do.
- Do we wait for metro? - No, no time.
Mr. Limnick! So glad I caught you.
We heard you left the hotel, and I wanted to warn you,
- Your stamp might still be in danger. - What kind of danger?
Well, we got confirmation that one of the thieves is still at large and he's armed,
And I just wanted to suggest that you consider traveling with security.
That won't be necessary. I appreciate the montecito's concern,
- But we're just about to take off. - Are you sure?
- Positive. Thank you, though. - Great. Have a safe flight.
And next time you're in vegas... whoa.
Whoa, whoa, what is that?
- What is what? - That!
That is not good. Oh, no, no, no.
The servo-Lock on this thrust reverser is jammed.
Mr. Cannon, I can assure you that my pilot does a thorough check before we take off.
Missed this one. You take off like that, you are guaranteed to drop
Like a bikinI top at bella petto.
That's our european-Style pool, you know. Topless.
Hey, can I get somebody to come over here and look at this reverser?
Mr. Post, all right.
I'm doing the best that I can here, okay?
- Watch out. The guy behind me? - Yes. That's good.
Guess I was wrong about that reverser. Sorry for the hold-Up.
Your mistake has made me late, mr. Cannon.
Next time, I suggest you leave it to the professionals.
You're right. I'm a security guy.
That's more my speed.
I'll take that.
And everyone wonders why I never leave the house.
Come on, let's go.
- Keep your hands where I can see 'em. - Andre!
- Take 'em. - Hey, howard. Howard, hey.
- Hi. Oh, I was so worried about you. - Really?
- Yeah. Are you okay? - Well, a little...
Good.
I think you have something of mine, so...
Oh there it is.
Oh, for god's sake.
- Why'd he do that? - It's...
So howard's in good hands,
And the mainframe should be back up and running in a few hours.
And barry and his guys are in custody, and his stamp's on the way to the museum, so I guess that's that.
Ah, just doing my job.
No, it's not that. Old yeller.
I had a yellow lab as a boy.
Careful, you don't want to lose that.
Oh, no, no, no, that's not mine.
Apparently it's not mine either.
- That's very good. Casino rules. - Yeah, your rules.
Yes, I'm president now. I have to start thinking about stuff like that,
Not just what's best for me and my friends,
But what's--You know, what's best for the whole montecito. Thank you.
My heart bleeds for you. Sam, sam, sam.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't do the "sam, sam, sam" thing,
Cause the only person who got anything out of this deal
Is this hotel and maybe a few independent contractors who,
By the way, I was reluctant to work with in the first place,
And I really don't want to hear about your rules, danny
Because your rules suck. Wow.
Howard's gonna be sad to hear that.
What, are you friends with howard now?
I wouldn't say that, but to know that after he talked to the police,
- He came back here to say thanks. - He did?
Yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact, last time I saw him,
He was on the casino floor looking for you.
We have a private blackjack table just for you,
Disinfected cards, disinfected chair. Yes, uh, eh...
Oh the dealer is extremely tidy. Hello.
Are you feeling worried about touching the money?
Well, you shouldn't, because we have brand-New chips for you.
- I don't know. - I think you do know.
I think you should give it a try.
Oh, look. Apparently the first bet's on me.
It was horrible. I mean, it just went on and on.
I was just praying for someone to make it stop.
Being held hostage is terrifying.
Believe me, I know. No, no.
I was just in the elevator with our new stand-Up comic. The guy blows.
Hey! Hey! Hey, piper! Hey! You okay? Yeah, fine.
Got our copies. We're official.
Well, welcome to the family, mrs. Cannon.
I mean, I totally freaked out when I heard.
That's why we didn't tell you. We want you to freak out.
Still, I mean, I wish I could have done something instead of being totally oblivious,
Having dinner with cooper.
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You had dinner with cooper?
- Did you find anything out? - Do you know what his initials stand for?
What happened to his wife?
I didn't find out anything. I mean, you know how standoffish he is.
Oh... does... come on, he must have told you something.
- Come on, delinda! - Don't hold out on us!
We don't care anyway!
* right here, right now
* ooh, right here, right now *
* people wait too long before they tell the one *
* and that's a shame, baby
- Should we tell our folks? - Think we should?
I really like this.
* you, right here, right now, yeah *
* ooh, right here, right now *
* ooh, right here *
* goin' to the chapel
* and we're gonna get married *
* goin' to the chapel
* and we're gonna get married *
* gee, I really love you
26th floor, folks. Have a lucky day. Hi.
* goin' to the chapel of love *
Good morning, mrs. Cannon.
Line two. It's your mother.
* the sun will shine
Mom...
It's too small, and all we have to do is
Pull out these two banks of slots,
And then we can double the blackjack tables,
Put in two roulette wheels, a craps set-Up, a private bar.
- How much? - $1.6 million.
- How long? - Five weeks.
$1.6 million, not counting loss of revenue
In slot machines and disruption to the casino.
Sure. You'll make up that difference in three months.
- Patience, sam. - That's it?
- That's it. - Another cryptic response?
I mean, isn't this whole, uh, mysterious thing getting a little old for you?
I have plans for the montecito, and you may figure prominently in those plan
I would actually rather just hear "no"
Than to have to parse your statements like they're diplomatic cables.
Okay, there will be no new high-Roller area in this casino.
So what happends to anything can happen
Anything can happen. It just did.
Who told you we're married?
You think your mama doesn't have
Her own surveillance and security?
Well, you got it half-Right. We are getting married.
When were you gonna tell me?
- Uh, it's been sort of a whirlwind. - She isn't pregnant, is she?
- Did you get the girl pregnant? - Mom, no, of course not.
Well, who is she? I'm sure she's beautiful. Where is she from?
I was gonna call you. I have rooms for you and the whole family
Here at the montecito.
I was just waiting to get plane reservations.
- When is the wedding? - This weekend.
My baby's getting married! Ha ha ha!
Did some guy just win six figures or something? Nope. Seven?
Cooper said no to your high-Roller area, didn't he?
- Yeah, he blew my ass right out of the water. - I'm so sorry.
Thanks. You know...
When it rains, it pours. Who's that?
- Isn't that casey manning's brother? - Vic? Yeah.
He looks different.
Didn't they used to... oh, yeah. Itch, itch.
I'm not sleeping with you. I'm in a bad mood.
You look beautiful, and I think you're actually happy to see me. Hi. Hi.
- Hi - Hi
It is nice to see you. You look good.
- What happened to you? - A little bit of therapy.
A lot of humiliation. What's with the suit?
Oh, I got $1 billion, and that's with a "b."
Casey left me everything.
That son of a bitch.
I thought he died broke. What are you doing here?
First, I came to see you.
Then I'm gonna take montecito back.
If I tell my mother I got married without her, I'm a dead man.
- So what are you gonna do? - I told her the wedding's this weekend.
- You're throwing a fake wedding? - Yeah.
- Oh, my god, that's genius! - Will you fix that up for me?
I'd be falsely honored.
- So you know what this means. - Yeah, I have 24 hours
To pull off what normally takes a gaggle of giggling women six months.
Come on, mike, we do that kind of stuff all the time.
Last-Minute weddings are easy.
What this means is that your best friend in the world gets to throw you a bachelor party,
A kick-Ass bachelor party.
I never even thought of that.
Your priorities are all messed up, man. That's the best part.
Where are you going?
Well, I gotta tell piper.
- She doesn't know yet? - She's gonna flip from happiness.
We're having a wedding, danny mccoy.
- Mmm, hi, husband. - Hey, wifey, what would you say to a wedding?
- I'd say we already had one. - No, no, no, I mean a real wedding,
With flowers, and food, and bouquet-Throwing, and drunk friends, and crazy family.
- When? - Are you free saturday?
- You're kidding. - Well, I've already told my folks,
And my aunts and my uncles, and they'll be here tomorrow.
Ow! What was that for?
How am I supposed to get a wedding dress in a day?
- I thought - You thought?
How about my mother and my college friends
And, like, how are they supposed to get here in a day?
And what about the food, and the flowers, and the bridesmaids?
I mean, they've got to get dresses too, you know.
And don't you think people are gonna wonder why we didn't tell them, what, oh, I don't know, three months ago?
My mother found out we were already married, but I said "no, we're getting married."
Quick thinking, right? So now we have to have it... ow!
I thought we weren't supposed to tell anybody outside of this hotel.
You do not want to get on my mama's bad side, trust me.
And if there's any place we can pull this off, it's here at the montecito.
I've already cashed in a cd, so this whole thing is covered, piper. Come on.
- Well, I did always want a big wedding. - Yes! Me too.
Maybe we can tell people that we had a whirlwind courtship,
And we couldn't wait... because I got pregnant.
That... you're not, are you?
- I better not be. - What? Aah!
- And I get to throw the bachelorette. - That would only be fair.
What was the name of that male dancer everybody's hiring?
Oh, yeah, the tripod.
That's just sick.
Like you're not gonna have strippers.
I'm here to negotiate the ground rules, okay?
I'm listening, mr. Mccoy.
First, accommodations. The 35th floor is closed off till next monday so noise won't be a problem.
I'd suggest we each take a suite on different ends of the floor
- Deal. - Entertainment.
I suggest a military option.
Don't ask, don't tell? I can live with that.
- Just nothing disgusting, okay? - Define disgusting.
Nothing either of us has to lie about.
Like this whole fake wedding thing?
Isn't it crazy? We live together, we're having a baby, and they're the ones getting married.
- Yeah, it's crazy. - It's crazy.
You know vic manning?
Uh, casey manning's younger brother. He's right here in the hotel
What's your impression of him?
He's the gm at the montecito property in hawaii.
He wears flowery shirts. He has got a big old puppy dog crush on sam,
- But he's a nice kid. - Well, he's not a kid anymore. He's 27.
He quit his job in hawaiI six months ago, and he's wearing a suit
Well, I guess when your older brother's a billionaire, it's easy to look ineffectual.
Yeah., I got a call from my lawyers in new york. He wants a meeting.
Maybe he's looking for a job.
- What about the wedding? - Just, uh, just putting it together.
You know, we could use the pictures in a brochure or something,
- Write it off to marketing. - Really?
That's very generous of you.
You throwing a stag for mike?
Yeah, yeah, we're putting a little something together. You want in?
- Hey, I wouldn't miss it. - Okay. Thanks.
- I'll bring the cigars. - Okay.
- What's this cooper like? - He's an idiot.
- I'm not used to getting shot down like that. - Believe me, I know.
I can't believe I used to own this place, and now I have to beg for scraps.
- You ever watch deadwood? - Hmm?
In the old west, a man was obligated to marry his brother's widow
And get back what was rightfully his.
Deadwood's cancelled. What's your point?
- This stays between us, okay? - Wow.
I have a will that instructs casey's estate to pay the back taxes on the montecito,
- Then leaves the rest to me. - That's not what happened.
Which is why my lawyers tell me that the tax sale went forward illegally.
This will supercedes everything.
You know you annoy the hell out of me, right?
Look how comfortable this is. I know everything about you.
You know everything about me.
"In the event of my death, all taxes, the montecito hotel and casino..."
I didn't just come here to get my brother's hotel back.
You know that I've always been in love with you.
Cooper's gonna lose the montecito.
Things are already in motion.
- Can you believe we're doing this? - What?
Planning two bachelor parties and a wedding in one night.
I don't think it's that crazy.
Not any crazier than us getting back together and having a baby.
You know, I was just thinking, when he or she is born,
We shouldn't have to explain anything to anybody.
Our baby should have a name. That name should be mccoy.
Well, we are already planning the damn thing.
You know, what difference is it gonna make if we add one more couple to it?
- Oh, my god, I never thought it would happen like this. - Like what?
Like me seven months pregnant for one thing.
So it's not from a storybook.
- But we can write our own story. - Come on, danny.
* I'm watching you breathing for the last time *
* a song for your heart
* but when it is quiet
Delinda deline...
* I know what it means
* and I'll carry you home
Will you marry me?
* as strong as you were
* tender you go
* I'm watching you breathing
- Is everything okay with the baby? - Oh, the baby's fine.
- You're sure? - Yeah. Listen, mom,
- Danny and I are getting married. - Married? When?
Saturday.
- I thought you'd be thrilled. - I am, I guess.
I know we should have told you, but...
A double wedding sounds interesting.
I don't know why you're not over the moon about your best friend wanting to share
This very special day with you, mike.
Besides, your wedding's fake anyway.
At least I got married before my girl got pregnant.
- Drunk off your ass. - Yeah, okay, I guess I'm just stressed out
Over getting everything set for my family.
It'd be an honor to have you and delinda get married with us.
- Really? - Yeah.
I never thought i'd say this, but I'm actually excited about getting married.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Wow, you are such a girl.
I know. Come here. Give me a hug.
No, that's all right. All right.
Come here. Aw, dude.
It's gonna be fun.
We got it, we got it. Yeah.
Bachelor party tonight. Be ready.
- You be ready. - I will.
Listen, I gotta run. My family will be here in a few.
- Really? Where? - In the lobby.
- I'll be there. - Okay.
- I'll be there. - All right.
- Victor manning.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Now that is a great saddle.
It was a gift from my ranch manager.
That's a hell of a gift. You must be a good boss.
Well, my tendency is to dabble in more than one business, so it's meant
T to remind me to ride one horse at a time. Sit down.
Which leads me nicely to the reason I'm here.
When casey died so suddenly, it threw our family's financial affairs into turmoil.
- I certainly understand. I'm sorry for your loss. - Thank you.
As my brother's principal heir, I found that there were some... irregularities
In the disposition of his affairs.
I didn't figure you were here because we had a great buffet.
The montecito never should have been sold.
I bought it in a tax sale conducted by the irs.
If you have a problem, it's with the united states government.
I want it back. And... I am prepared to make you an all-Cash offer...
Your $241 million investment
- Plus 50%. - You're writing a check for $360 million?
Kind of hard to fit all those zeroes in the little line here.
It's a $120 million profit for four months' work.
- The montecito is not for sale. - 60%.
You have my answer.
I'm probably gonna have to fight you on this.
Do what you gotta do.
- Aloha, mr. Cooper. - It's just cooper. Aloha.
I don't want to stand there in front of everybody and god
Next to this big, fat, pregnant chick wearing a circus tent for a wedding dress
We'll take separate pictures.
- This was your idea, wasn't it? - No,
But what was I gonna say? He's my best friend.
How am I gonna explain this to my mother?
- Your mom's coming? - Yeah.
- That's great. - I guess.
At least we don't have to pay for any of it.
Cooper is picking up the tab.
- What? - Cha-Ching. Yes.
No, if he pays, that's just one more chance for him to interfere in my life.
You know, give me a legitimate wedding
And this whole thing is tied up in a nice bow.
Let's not do anything hasty. Okay, sweetie?
If you ever want to have sex with your wife again, you will go up there right now
And you will tell him that you cashed in that cd. Go.
My folks will be here any minute,
So I really need to be in the lobby area.
Fine, I'll do it.
You were just kidding about that sex thing, right, baby?
His attorneys claim to have another will that supercedes the one the irs used to initiate the tax sale.
- Have you seen it? - Not yet.
We will in discovery, of course.
- What are his chances?
If the new will's legitimate, he's got a shot.
If you don't mind my asking, what was vic manning's offer?
He went as high as $385 million.
- You should consider it. - Why?
Because it's a hell of a profit for four months' work.
And because you've already shown that you can run this place when nobody thought that you could.
You're gonna have investors lined up around the block.
You're saying I should build another hotel?
I understand the parcel next to the montecito is for sale.
I don't do well with partners.
Then borrow against the $140 million profit and do it yourself.
- Let him sue. - It's a risk.
If I could get manning's lawyers to sweeten the offer, why not sell?
Because I like it here,
Thank you, cathy.
- I thought you were through interfering in my life. - I am.
- So why are you paying for my wedding? - I'm not.
I'm paying for mike's wedding. Oh.
- Is your mom coming? - Ah, so she says.
She's pretty unreliable, though, so I'm not gonna get my hopes up. Does, um,
- She know about you and my dad? - No. And i'd like to keep it that way.
- Cooper. - Yes?
Well, I mean, you know, since you're paying for this whole thing and
My mom is kind of flaky and all, um,
I was wondering if you wanted to give me away.
Well, I'm going out of town.
But I should be back in time for the wedding. I'd be honored.
Piper has turned into bridezilla.
You, uh, you nervous about the wedding?
No, no, no, just excited to meet your folks, that's all. Where's piper?
- She said she'd be here. - Yeah? Yeah, so
Michael!
- There's my baby! - Hey, mom! Hey, dad.
Good to see you. Uncle gerald. Bring it here.
- You better come here. - Aunt vonice.
You all look great.
So this is the montecito. It certainly is impressive.
You look so skinny. What are they feeding you?
I'm danny.
His best friend.
Oh, that's the boy who got the big job instead of mike. He don't look so smart.
Well, no, he doesn't.
Oh, this is my mom and dad,
- Thelma and eugene cannon. - Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, sir.
My dear uncle gerald... deacon gerald. Oh, the deacon.
Nice to meet you.
And my beautiful aunt vonice.
Mmm. Let me ask you.
Are you gonna give a stag party for my favorite nephew?
Uh... uh, yes, ma'am.
Well, you make sure you invite his daddy and his uncle gerald.
Okay. Yes, ma'am.
When do we get to meet the bride? Yes! Well, uh, oh!
Here she is now, everybody. Hi. This is piper.
Oh, she's just a little bitty thing.
When were you gonna tell us she was a white girl?
Mom. Oh, baby. Oh, honey. Whoa. Look at you.
You've popped. I know, I know. Oh, delinda,
You look magnificent.
My god, mom, look at you. Oh, you like?
Where did you get that outfit?
Well, you know, I'm not supposed to say. I mean, they might be able to track us down.
- Paris. - How's daddy?
Oh, I'm sure he's off playing spy with his cia buddies in iraq, afghanistan, who knows where.
He was fine when I left him.
- When you left him in france? - When I left him, left him.
Your dad and I are through, delinda.
Let's go see your wedding dress.
So I finally get to meet the family, huh?
I think they really like me, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So, uh, does your dad ever say anything?
Oh, yeah, he might have smiled once when the bears won the super bowl.
What about your uncle? What's his story?
Oh, he's a deacon at his church. My aunt vonice and uncle gerald have been married for 40 years.
Best marriage I've ever seen.
It's gotta be solid. She had him invited to the bachelor party. Which, by the way
Huh? Huh? What is...
"2100 hours, light snacks. "First round of shots.
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I am coordinating this last night of freedom with military precision, man. Yeah. Yeah.
About the entertainment-- Mm!
Wait till you see these women, man. They put on a whole show.
It's really something.
You know my father and my uncle are coming.
Not to mention cooper. So, danny. Danny.
I don't want to be looking at strippers in front of my boss,
Not to mention my family.
We're just gonna have a little fun, mikey. We're not gonna do anything. Come on.
I mean, I wish I could invite my dad and my uncle.
- I know, but... - But what?
What do you suggest?
Maybe a nice dinner, some good wine.
Yeah, you have dinner. I'm gonna look at naked girls.
Okay? I've gotta go. Make sure that stuff is ready.
Oh, you look terrific!
- Sam, you look beautiful. - Thanks.
- So you left ed. - Yeah, finally.Can you believe it?
All those times I threatened him, "it's me or the montecito, "
I finally got the balls to just do it.
- Well, good for you. - Sam,
Living as fugitives can be very stressful. Maybe
They're just taking a break.
Sure. Fat chance.
Sorry to interrupt. Sam. Yeah.
Mom, i'd like to introduce you to...
Is this your mother? Julian. Cooper.
Cooper owns the montecito.
Oh. How are you finding the casino business?
Equal parts elation and confusion.
- Sam, could you come to my office tomorrow? - Uh, sure.
- Nice meeting you, julian. - See you around.
- "See you around"? -What?
"See you around"? Ugh.
How come you didn't tell your parents I was white?
It doesn't make any difference.
Then why was it the first thing out of your mother's mouth when she was squeezing the life out of me?
Did you tell your mom I'm black?
I wasn't the one who planned this wedding. Aha!
F.Y.I., delinda and I are going to the jewelry store tomorrow,
And with all the money that you're saving on this wedding,
You're gonna buy me a ring. A big one.
- Vic. - Danny.
- Hey, what brings you to vegas? - Sam marquez.
Ah, many have tried, few have lived to tell the tale.
Uh, I didn't mean that. I'm sorry to hear about your brother.
- No offense taken. Thank you. - Okay then. Hey, what, uh,
What are you, uh, what are you doing later tonight? We're having a little bachelor party.
- Uh, for who? - Me and mike.
You're both getting married?
I guess it's something in the water. 3543 at 8:00.
- Is cooper coming? - Yeah. You know cooper?
Yeah, just met him. I'll be there.
Okay, see you then. Yeah.
And so it begins. To us. Cheers.
Look at this one.
Slow down there, girl. That's like $100, 000.
How much do you think mike makes a year?
You don't know how much your husband makes a year?
- What if I make more than him? - Don't ever tell him.
You're so right. Why not?
- Mom! - It's true.
Come on, guys, let's wake up.
- It's all you, danny. - You too, mike.
I call.
- Two pair, kings over jacks. - Trip nines.
Your deal.
I'll cut you for it.
- I get high card, - You take my deal.
You get it, I walk. You never hear from me again.
- You'd bet $400 million on one card? - One card.
If you'd have earned that money instead of inheriting it,
That might not be so easy.
Why not show us that big set of balls you're so famous for?
When you're old enough to shave, come back and we'll talk.
Hey, guys, I'm gonna call it a night.
Oh, well, cooper, thank you for everything. Sure.
All right, thank you.
See you at the altar.
Okay. Take care. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, so, uh,
No naughty nurse or some chick with a tiny little cop getup.
No, no, no, no, no, I cancelled them just like you wanted. There will be no
Girls in tight, little cop uniforms
With the tiny shorts, and the belt, and the handcuffs.
Don't you worry, you're gonna get your sausage party tonight.
It's not... well, thank you for respecting my wishes.
I feel uncomfortable with my pops here.
So where's your uncle gerald anyway?
He's on chicago time. He's probably asleep.
This party freakin' blows.
Haven't we already had our share of fun?
No, mike, we haven't had our share of fun.
We have had our share. Man, I prefer to think of this
As a place where we can reconnect with old friends,
Like my main man greg here. How are you feeling, greg?
Hey, what's happening? Thanks for inviting me.
Always glad to have you.
- Hey, can I ask you guys something? - Of course. Sure.
Does this look infected to you? Uh...
- Polly, what's wrong? - Oh, polly sick. Feel terrible.
Like get kicked in uterus by donkey.
Oh, my god. Come in and lie down. Can I get you anything?
You cannot help. Polly need a doctor. Aah!
Did somebody say "doctor"?
* gentlemen, may I introduce madam emily and officer tiffany.
There is a god!
Uncle gerald, i--
Mix me a courvoisier and coke and try not to block the view.
- Are you the other dancer? - I am looking for sam marquez.
- Tell her it's vic. - Oh! Ah!
You're casey's brother? Yeah. Come here. Ah! You're cute.
Go get her, go get her. Just a minute.
You young folks call this krunk dancin'. It ain't new.
Back when we invented it, we called it
The "cotton candy."
Do you remember how I told you--I told you about that whole-- The whole deadwood thing?
I want you to have everything that your heart desires,
And I know that you will learn to love me too.
- You're drunk. - Very.
But this is what I came to vegas for.
Samantha jean marquez... jane. Uh! My bad.
- Samantha jane marquez... - No, no, no, no, no. Shh!
- Will you marry me? - Ok yeah
Vic and sam, huh? Where the hell does that one come from?
I can think of a billion reasons.
��������������� well, I think he really loves her.
Regardless, what kind of a guy gets drunk and just proposes?
Or, you know, maybe it could work out.
Have you seen your uncle gerald?
He didn't come home last night.
You're so funny.
Where you been?
Good morning, everyone.
-This is tiffany. - Hey.
Vonice, it's happening in vegas, and I'm staying in vegas.
���鱦�� come on, baby.
A--Aunt vonice, I'm sure it's not the way it looks.
You were in charge of that stag party last night. What happened to my gerald?
You better have an answer for me, boy, and quick.
Hi, you wanted to see me?
Vic manning filed two losses this morning one to invalidate his brother's will,
The other to invalidate the sale of the montecito to me.
What are you gonna do?
You're sleeping with the enemy. I'm not gonna tell you.
Come here.
This is why I said no to your high-Roller idea.
You're building a new tower?
2, 000 new rooms, all suites, doubling the size of the casino.
- Why didn't you just tell me? - I told you to be patient.
I wasn't gonna build you a high-Roller area
Because I was building you an entire high-Roller floor.
Well, my relationship with vic doesn't have anything to do with this.
I'm not sure I can risk believing you.
But I wish you both lots of happiness.
Where are you going?
There's some things I have to take care of.
Ok...
Cooper just took off, probably on his way to new york to talk to his lawyers.
Oh, and mitch tracked down that tiffany. So I guess I'll have to have a little chitchat with her.
What about you? You talk to uncle gerald?
- It makes you think though. - I seen it a hundred times.
Vegas makes people do crazy things.
How does a guy married for so many years just go off the reservation like that?
Maybe it gets old.
You know, maybe marriage just gets old after a while.
- It only gets old if you let it, right? - Yeah.
- Is anyone having second thoughts? - Me too.
It's too late. You're already married.
- I'm too young to be married. - On what planet?
My mom leaves my dad after 35 years. I mean, what does that say about me and danny?
I don't want to get married just because I'm pregnant.
I'm so scared we're gonna have the baby and then get a divorce.
Why are you getting married? I mean, you're the last person I would expect to do something this impulsive.
Vic and I have this very special connection,
And I feel like he's never gonna try to change me. So that's nice.
Also, I'm still in love with casey and I see him every time I look at vic's face.
God, we're all screwed up.
Ladies, please feel free to choose from anything in the store, compliments of mr. Manning. Oh.
Well I'm already married, so what the hell. I'm gonna get a ring.
Guys like gerald used to be players back in the day.
Now they're just old.
- You're breaking up a marriage. - He's just vegas-Crazy.
He just wants to feel like he can pull some fine ass one more time.
Uh, well I'm sure that you got his money. So send him back to his wife
Or what? I don't have any warrants. I didn't do anything illegal.
- Maybe I like him. - We're talking about my best friend's uncle.
- And I'm president of this hotel. - You don't have anything on me.
Well then I'll make something up.
Who do you think they're gonna believe?
I know I lost my head.I'm sorry if i embarrassed you in front of your friends.
There's a lot of temptation in this town.
It hits you like lightning, boy.
I got booty-Struck.
40 years I've been married to your aunt.
Hasn't all been peaches and cream, you know?
You gotta go back with your tail between your legs
And eat a big slice of humble pie.
I guess you're right. Hell, hillary took bill back.
I'm sure your aunt would do the same for me. One day you'll see, mike.
It sucks getting old.
What I wouldn't give to do the cotton candy with that one last time.
Ha, to be more careful.
You girls all ready for the big day?
- Absolutely. - So ready.
The montecito jet went down on its way to new york.
- Where? - Somewhere in western colorado.
The fuselage broke in two on impact. Pilot's in a coma. Everyone else is dead.
What's wrong?
The montecito jet crashed on the way to new york.
I saw cooper pack his suitcase.
He said he was gonna be gone for a couple of days.
He told me the same thing.
Pilot's in a coma, but otherwise there were no survivors.
Look at that.
It can take days to get through all that wreckage.
- Any word on the pilot? - He's still unconscious.
You know, maybe there's a chance that he...
No one else on that aircraft could've survived, danny.
This place is cursed.
It's not your fault.
Nah, I should've said something.
He went to see his lawyers because i filed a lawsuit to get the hotel back.
If anything, it's my fault.
- Don't buy the montecito - Why?
Because casey, monica, now cooper...
You own this place, you won't live a year.
He was gonna give me away.
I know, honey.
I know.
I'm telling you, it's an omen.
What are you talking about?
These weddings weren't supposed to happen. I mean, think about it.
- You were having second thoughts. - I was not having second thoughts, mom.
Sweetie, I'm your mother. I know you better than you know you.
Cooper was so excited about the baby, and with daddy being gone, it's just all so...
... sad.
So out of respect, cancel the wedding.
What are we gonna do? All those people came all this way.
We can't have the weddings...
Even though he would probably want us too.
- Yeah, but piper's a mess. - Really?
All right, I'll...
That's it, then, we'll just... we'll turn the wedding ceremony into a memorial service
What are you gonna say?
You were closest to him.
Uh, you're the better public speaker.
You're president of operations.
Mike, I just started getting to know the guy.
And he mostly just messed with my head, so...
- He got a kick out of winding you up - You too.
Okay, okay, I guess I'll come up with something.
- I thought this was supposed to be a wedding. - Uh, yeah.
Slight change of plans. Do you, uh...
You don't happen to know anything sad.
Sad songs? Yeah, are you kidding?
Okay, good, thank you. I'll be back in just a minute.
We're here today to celebrate the life and the accomplishments
Of mr. A.J. Cooper.
And to reflect on what it was that he meant to each of us.
Tell you what he meant to be, nothing. I only met the man for five minutes.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Let's share a few moments with james blunt.
* so while I'm turning in my sheets *
* and once again I cannot sleep *
* walk out the door and up the street *
* look at the stars beneath my feet *
* remember rights that I did wrong *
* so here I go
* I'm not calling for a second chance *
* I'm screaming at the top of my voice *
* give me reason but don't give me choice *
* 'cause I'll just make
* the same mistake again
He was a handsome man.
* so while I'm turning in my sheets *
* and once again I cannot sleep *
* look at the stars fall down
* and wonder where
* did I go wrong *
Am I late?
Now that's an entrance.
He's alive.
- Something's wrong? - Ah! The baby!
Danny
Danny! Oh, my god.
Somebody call an ambulance! Hurry!
End of season 5