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Previously on Las Vegas,

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- What's his story anyway?
- A. J Cooper rancher,

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oil man, corporate raider.
he was married.

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We don't know what happened to her.
There's no record of a divorce.

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- Really.
- Yeah, there's no known children.

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There's a four-year gap where he pretty
much disappears From all public records.

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- You're all about secrets, aren't you?
- I'm not your father.

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Michael told me everything.

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How you watched me grow up,

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How you followed me from place to place.

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Mike doesn't know anything.

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- That Casey's little brother?
- Sam, I'm in love with you.

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- What?
- What?

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What, you heard me, Sam.
I'm in love with you.

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I've always been in love with you.

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And you have a real chance of getting
this job. I can only think of one person

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Who knows this place as well as you do.

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- Who?
- Mike Cannon.

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He gave me his resume a few minutes ago.

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- Piper and Mike got married.
- oh my god, oh my god.

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- They're married.
- do not tell anybody.

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You know, don't you?

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I may have heard something.

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Before this goes any further, just
so you know, We are getting it annulled.

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If I were to have
a drunken sham of a marriage,

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I couldn't think of anybody
More perfect to have one with.

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And sold for $1.5 million
to the anonymous bidder.

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Don't forget tonight's final lot,

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The one-of-a-kind Mixed Grill

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With the starting bid of $7 million.

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Hey.

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I just got the final documents in the
mail. Mike and I are officially married.

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Guess what my client gave me?

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If it requires penicillin,
don't touch my desk.

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Is that a $50, 000 chip?

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$50, 000?

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This wouldn't happen to be
A cash gift from a client, Sam?

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No, of course it's not.
That would be against the rules, right?

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- Right.
- Mr. Rule enforcer.

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Yeah. whoo, look at the time.

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Yeah, we're definitely going
to have to give this one back.

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You're really taking this whole
president of operations thing

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Pretty seriously?

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- Do I take my job seriously?
- Yes, Delinda.

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Cooper, I'm having an emergency
in the restaurant, well kind of.

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The whole staff, they called in sick.

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Okay, I'll be right over. There's just
something I've got to straighten out first.

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I feel like maybe
you've gone off the deep end.

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Look you're not keeping the chip.

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No, of course I'm not keeping the chip.

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Hi, there. I'm A. J cooper,
owner of the Montecito.

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- Howard.
- Congratulations, Howard, come with me.

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- Hey, Danny.
- Hey.

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Sam,
Howard's been looking all over for you.

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He wants to bet the chip on red.

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Red what?

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Oh, Howard is hilarious.

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That's so funny,
red what? here you go.

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- It's your money, so bet away.
- okay.

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Hey, anything can happen.

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- I didn't know you had a new client, Sam.
- Yeah, well I do.

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Hey, Howard, Howard, she's the best.
You're gonna love her.

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As a matter of fact, she's gonna make you the center
of her universe, and by center, I mean center.

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Because she's dedicated like that.
Isn't that right, Sam?

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- Absolutely right.
- But I'm only here for an hour.

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Best hour of your life.

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- Can I get a what
- What?

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- What?
- Perfect.

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- let me... Let me just hold that for you.
- I'll keep it.

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You're gonna keep it.

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All right, Howard, what would you like
to do For the next hour?

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Iit is not 10:00.

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Can I help you ladies with anything?

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We kinda all forgot our watches.
Do you have the time?

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Yes a just of 10.00.

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Everything okay?

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Yeah. okay.

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And with over 5, 000 surveillance
cameras in the Montecito,

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I guarantee all-access
to the stamp display room

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Is being covered.

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Mr. Limnick's stamp has been
appraised at over $7 million.

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You're the only person
in charge of security?

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We have the tightest security in Vegas.
The stamp will be safe

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Until the auction begins in...
56 minutes.

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With the Montecito getting
10% of the selling price,

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- It better be.
- Elliot, Stanley.

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lawyers, They're only interested in the bottom line.
And they don't share my passion for philately.

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Well it's an acquired taste. I had a stamp
collection in my prepubescent years.

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Not that grown men
don't love stamps too. like me.

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love 'em.

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Well then you can appreciate how
exciting it is To have the only

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existing 1867 mixed grill going
on the market for the first time.

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With its crisp plumed borders,
rich cerulean color,

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Ample margins despite being
expertly re-perforated.

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And of course the tell-tale combination
Of the f and z grillwork on the back

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That make it one-of-a-kind.

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I can feel the electricity in the air.

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Okay, I know you want to watch
the auction here, So

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we'll make sure we have a direct feed
Set up for you in the conference room.

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- Thank you, mr. Cannon.
- No problem.

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Mike, check this out.

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Looks like some kind
of sorority initiation.

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But Danny's on it.

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We got streakers.

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- This is gonna be a fabulous shift.
- Fabulous.

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- Something's not right.
- No.

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No, Mike. it's very, very right.

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Okay, what could be wrong with
women streaking around the place?

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No, no, they're running a pattern.

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I love the pattern.

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- I need the pattern.
- They're running for the cameras.

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- Oh, who cares why they're running?
- They're running. Look at it. behold.

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I'm sorry, mr. Limnick.
I gotta take care of something.

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Mitch here will escort
you to another area.

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- You OK, you got this?
- Yeah.

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Follow me.

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Somebody's getting some exercise.

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You gotta love this place.

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<i>You know,
I cannot tell you how many times...</i>

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<i>We got people doing things
they shouldn't be doing</i>

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<i>In the elevators.</i>

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<i>- Who knows what in the parking lot.
- Ha!</i>

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Hey you guys ready yet?

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- What the hell?
- Don't move. hands up.

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Hang up the phone.

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I said hands up.

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This'll be over in 52 minutes.

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Just take it easy

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And nobody gets hurt.

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No heroes, no casualties.
You understand?

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So here's how I see things. You
and I can hang out for the next hour,

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Have a few drinks, I can laugh at all your jokes
And, you could give me my chip back.

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- I don't drink.
- You don't drink.

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- See I'm already laughing at your jokes.
- And I don't gamble.

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Touching money makes me uncomfortable

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And crowds make me nervous.

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Okay, listen,
we just need to hang out together,

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So that it appears
as though I'm doing my job.

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So maybe we could see a show?

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- Hello, claustrophobic.
- Claustrophobic.

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- Pool lounge.
- Germs.

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Germs. look, mr... uh...

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- Post, Howard Post.
- Post, yes. Howard Post.

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I just need you to be satisfied,

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So maybe you could just tell me what you
need. And I can make it happen.

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well...

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- I am a little hungry.
- That's great. good for you.

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- Okay. great.
- How long are we supposed to wait?

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It's the worst service I've ever had.

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Service?
I haven't seen anyone serving anything.

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I'm sorry, gentlemen, We're
a little understaffed this evening.

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If you could just please bear with us,
that would be great.

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I've never had so many people
out sick at the same time.

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- And it's friday night rush.
- I'd suggest we move these people

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To tables in our other
restaurants right away.

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let's do it.

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Sorry, ladies, but this isn't 1978.

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Streaking is against the law.

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So, you have to lock us up?

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Yeah just until we know for sure
that nobody wants to sue you.

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He said we weren't gonna get in trouble.

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What do you mean "he"?

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The guy who hired us.

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And streak until we got caught.

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He didn't say anything
about us being locked up.

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This guy mention anything

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About why he wanted you to run
naked across the casino?

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He paid us each five grand in cash.
why ask why?

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Guys, reunite the ladies
With their clothes in holding, please.

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Let's go, ladies.

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- Something's up.
- Yeah.

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<i>- Hey, Mitch.
- Hey, Danny.</i>

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<i>Run a video i. q. on these girls.</i>

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Find out who they were talking earlier.

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They said that somebody paid 'em.
We just need to find out who.

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- You got it.
- How does everything else look from up there?

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Sure, Danny,

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- Nothin'but aces.
- Great.

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Come on, come on.

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Are you sure that's what he said?

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Because...

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Nothing but aces means
a hostage situation.

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Mitch is the one that called it in. So
it's got to be going on in surveillance.

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- The stamp guys.
- I thought you said you checked them out.

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Background. Metal detector, hand search,
pat down. There's only three of 'em.

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Plus the streakers.

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Paid anonymously in cash, so...

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So we get an i. q.
on the girls, maybe they...

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No, no, we can't do that.

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Everything we need is in surveillance,
And everything we do, they're gonna see.

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Okay, the only places we don't have cameras
Are in the men's rooms, the women's rooms,

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- The hotel rooms, my office, and Cooper's.
- What?

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A couple of guys can't
whisper in the men's room?

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Okay, I need you to get teams
to cover the cages,

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The counting rooms, the vaults,
and the stamp box.

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Since we don't know what they're
looking at, we gotta cover 'em all.

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Off the radio. Whoever they are,
they may be listening in.

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Okay, okay, you do that.
And I'm gonna try to figure out some way

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To get into surveillance off-camera.

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What about the police?

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No, n-no, they're gonna see metro
Before they even get out of the valet.

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Okay, until we know the threat to our people,
We gotta keep this business as usual.

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Keep it between us. don't tell anybody.

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You focus on surveillance,
I'll focus on the floor.

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stay visible. If head of security's
acting normal, whoever's doing this

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Isn't gonna know that we're
onto him. all right?

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I can't go to any restaurant,
mr. Cooper.

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This dinner was supposed
to impress my clients.

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Well, I think they'd be impressed with a private
dinner In the v. i. p. room of our top clu

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It's waiting for you.

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And what can we do about your
anniversary, mr. Flannigan?

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50th anniversary.

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Wow, that's a big one.

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How about a candlelight dinner
in the honeymoon suite?

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I'll have you and your wife moved
there For the rest of your stay.

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You can do that?

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I own the place. I can do anything.

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Tracy here will take care of you. Tracy?

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- Sure.
- Thank you.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Right this way, gentlemen.

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- We did it?
- We did.

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Everyone's happy.

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But I'm starving.

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How'bout dinner?

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- I'll do the cooking. really?
- You can cook?

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Only one thing, but I do it well.

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I need plain clothes
security to cover the cages,

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Vaults, counting room,
and the auction now.

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Hey, babe, just checking in,
Seeing where you are.

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- I'm just having dinner with...
- Okay, just go ahead and keep doing that.

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- Uh, no rush, no rush. I love you.
- love you too.

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- It's Danny.

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I figured.

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So the key to a perfect steak

236
00:13:29,382 --> 00:13:32,209
Is to use coarse sea salt,

237
00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:35,242
And then grill it for 3 1/2 minutes
on each side.

238
00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:37,121
Exactly 3 1/2 minutes.

239
00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:39,486
So are you getting excited?

240
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,203
It's only a month or so left.

241
00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:44,709
Yeah, excited, absolutely. of course.

242
00:13:46,848 --> 00:13:48,824
It's okay to be scared too.

243
00:13:49,165 --> 00:13:50,297
You can be both.

244
00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:52,127
I'm a little worried.

245
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:55,646
Okay, maybe more than a little.
I mean, what if,

246
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:59,068
what if I'm not a good mother?
What if I do something to hurt the baby?

247
00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:01,885
What if I do something wrong? what if?

248
00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:04,721
Well your mother
did a good job with you.

249
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:06,970
I think it's gonna run in the family.

250
00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:10,324
- You think so?
- Yeah, I do.

251
00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:13,260
I hope you're right.

252
00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:16,615
- So where are you from?
- Boy or a girl?

253
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,492
- We don't want to know.
- You got a feeling?

254
00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:23,945
What?

255
00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:26,497
How come you're always
the one asking questions?

256
00:14:26,739 --> 00:14:29,271
Maybe you should try answering
some instead.

257
00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:31,636
- Hey, I'm an open book.
- right.

258
00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:35,398
This mysterious owner thing
is just everyone's imagination.

259
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:37,930
Okay, maybe I don't ooze information.

260
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:40,215
But I'm approachable.

261
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,515
Everyone thinks you're standoffish,
There fore unapproachable.

262
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:47,277
Okay. Ask me something
you really want to know.

263
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,104
Then I'll ask you something.

264
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,624
Sounds fair.

265
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,677
Buzz me in, Mitch.

266
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,046
Now is not a good time, Piper.

267
00:14:58,046 --> 00:15:00,129
I need to leave these papers for Mike.

268
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,785
Mike's not here.

269
00:15:03,089 --> 00:15:06,372
Can I just put them on his desk?

270
00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:14,093
Hello, Mitch!

271
00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,705
Mitch? can you hear me?

272
00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:21,955
Loud and clear.

273
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,307
<i>This is a joke, right?</i>

274
00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:33,625
this blouse is new
and dry-clean only, so

275
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,057
watch it.

276
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,690
Watch the hair.

277
00:15:39,427 --> 00:15:42,185
Is he dead?
Oh, my god.

278
00:15:43,857 --> 00:15:44,929
Mitch,

279
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:47,116
what's going on?

280
00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:49,730
This looks like we've got
the head of security's wife.

281
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:53,344
Yeah, and he's gonna kick both of your asses
When he finds out you even looked at me...

282
00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:56,311
I think he's thinking about
someone else's ass right now.

283
00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:01,246
He can do what he wants
with who he wants.

284
00:16:01,246 --> 00:16:03,180
Even if she is a fat whore.

285
00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:05,937
Caliente.

286
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:22,142
No moves on the counting room,
cages, or vault. Anything on your end?

287
00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:24,943
I got nothing.
They cut my cameras to surveillance

288
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,584
So I'm totally in the dark here.
And I'm looking at these schematics.

289
00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:31,476
And it doesn't look like there's any
approach. They can't get a visual on.

290
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:34,042
I think we outdid ourselves
when we built this place, Mikey.

291
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,544
It's irony, my friend.

292
00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,786
These guys are using our
knowledge against us.

293
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:40,441
Yeah, well, no security
system is 100% impenetrable.

294
00:16:40,441 --> 00:16:41,791
So we just gotta fig...

295
00:16:49,817 --> 00:16:52,205
- Okay, I gotta call you back.
- Okay.

296
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:08,630
All right, Howard, we have caviar,
king crab legs,

297
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,688
- Maine lobster claws...
- No.

298
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,586
No, okay, forget the sea food. We
have kobe beef, wagyu short ribs, duck

299
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:18,779
- No.
- Quail, no? no. no quail?

300
00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:21,230
Howard, you do realize that people wait

301
00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:23,481
Their whole entire lives
to eat these things, right?

302
00:17:24,057 --> 00:17:25,415
You did say you were hungry?

303
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:28,333
I am, but I couldn't possibly
enjoy it in only 31 minutes.

304
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,589
I chew very thoroughly.

305
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:31,236
- Okay.
- Choking hazard.

306
00:17:31,236 --> 00:17:32,957
Howard, I got it, listen to me.

307
00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:35,716
I need you to help me out with this,
okay? Because I am at a loss.

308
00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:37,812
And I am, in fact, never at a loss.

309
00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:40,810
There are so many things
I've been wanting to ask you.

310
00:17:42,498 --> 00:17:44,536
Like,
who are you married to?

311
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:47,551
You never really talk about her.
I mean, do you have a girlfriend now?

312
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:50,156
Why did you really buy the Montecito?
Oh god, what else?

313
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,427
What do you sleep in?

314
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:54,262
Okay, maybe that's
a little too personal.

315
00:17:54,598 --> 00:17:56,656
Do you sleep with a gun
under your pillow?

316
00:17:56,656 --> 00:17:58,662
That's a lot of questions.

317
00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:00,459
I don't know where to start.

318
00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:02,839
A gun under my pillow?
That would be silly.

319
00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:04,410
I keep mine on the nightstand.

320
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,891
You don't gamble, you don't drink...

321
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:12,074
What exactly is it that you expect
to get from Vegas?

322
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,516
The thrill of my life.

323
00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:23,268
The thrill of your life.

324
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:27,814
You're a pervert. I should have gotten
that. I'm so off my game right now.

325
00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:29,783
Oh, you have exactly 31 minutes

326
00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:32,809
To get the
thrill of your life...

327
00:18:32,809 --> 00:18:36,248
And that should be plenty
of time for you.

328
00:18:36,692 --> 00:18:38,893
- And then?
- You get your chip back.

329
00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:40,421
That is correct.

330
00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:44,764
What do you do for fun?
You know, when you're not working?

331
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,936
Work can be fun, if you do it right.

332
00:18:46,936 --> 00:18:48,500
What about this wife?

333
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,900
You never mention her.

334
00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:51,898
See, you've got to get the grill hot.

335
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,789
That's the mistake that people make.

336
00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:56,267
They put the meat on when it's warm,
and then they heat it up,

337
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:59,561
But you can't sear it in the juices
that way. It makes for a dry steak.

338
00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:05,062
She was my wife, and now she's not.

339
00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:10,773
Putting a family together's
difficult enough.

340
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:15,805
Having one fall apart's a whole'nother kind of hard.

341
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:47,958
You're obviously criminals,
And we're obviously here for a while,

342
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:51,386
So maybe you can explain to me The
benefit of getting into surveillance.

343
00:19:51,617 --> 00:19:54,179
Honey, I'm not giving
any information up to you.

344
00:19:54,179 --> 00:19:57,473
But maybe later you can
give something up to me.

345
00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:59,991
Ha! yeah, like maybe in your dreams.

346
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:03,020
No, but seriously, I mean,
what are you guys thinking?

347
00:20:05,132 --> 00:20:07,763
Nothing happens up here.

348
00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:10,129
Everything worth having
is not in this room.

349
00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:13,212
Hey, can I please get a cushion
for under my ass?

350
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,689
- Please?
- Does she ever shut up?

351
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,314
- No.
- She is chatty.

352
00:20:26,457 --> 00:20:28,275
Thank you.

353
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,891
Looks like the cavalry isn't
coming up here anytime soon.

354
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:45,399
Switch over to the display room

355
00:20:45,399 --> 00:20:49,247
In the adjacent back-Of-House hallways.
Come on.

356
00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:56,129
It's almost time for the auction.

357
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:59,400
I get your master plan, now.

358
00:20:59,796 --> 00:21:03,359
It's pure genius in its
simplicity.

359
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:06,559
Genius. What did I expect from
you master criminals?

360
00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:10,172
You're trying to bore us to death.
Well it's working by the way.

361
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:12,976
Can we stab her with a needle too?

362
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:16,330
- I have a spare.
- What? God.

363
00:21:39,562 --> 00:21:42,941
All right, howard is the guy you're
gonna be taking care of.

364
00:21:42,941 --> 00:21:45,379
You have until 11:00 to give
him what he wants.

365
00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:48,014
Stay away from the buffet, please, girls.

366
00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:08,403
Do you have any idea how many
diseases those women carry?

367
00:22:08,403 --> 00:22:10,896
You said you wanted the
thrill of your life.

368
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:14,499
- I was referring to stamps.
- Stamps?

369
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:18,004
I came to see the mixed grill.

370
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,059
- Which is a stamp?
- Yes.

371
00:22:20,059 --> 00:22:25,059
I'm sorry, let me just make sure I have this right.
So I spent $10, 000 on food and entertainment,

372
00:22:25,059 --> 00:22:27,499
And you would like to see a stamp?

373
00:22:27,499 --> 00:22:29,915
Why didn't you just tell me that?

374
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,025
I thought it was clear.

375
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:37,743
- Do I look like a mind reader to you?
- Well... no.

376
00:22:42,284 --> 00:22:44,899
3 1/2 minutes.

377
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:49,656
- So what does the a.J. Stand for?
- Nothing.

378
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:53,852
My grandfather was just r.J.
My dad was just k.J.

379
00:22:53,852 --> 00:22:55,766
Why couldn't it stand for nothing?

380
00:22:55,766 --> 00:23:00,761
Well I was kind of hoping it stood for andrew jackson,
cause that's what I put down in the betting pool.

381
00:23:00,761 --> 00:23:03,382
- They're betting on my name?
- Oh, yeah, sure.

382
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,390
The staff pretty much bets on
everything around here.

383
00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,335
Too much time on their hands.

384
00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:09,438
Those smell amazing.

385
00:23:09,438 --> 00:23:12,395
- How much longer?
- Getting there.

386
00:23:40,329 --> 00:23:44,940
Please let something happen
soon, or else I'm gonna die.

387
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:51,730
What, what? What the hell is this?

388
00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:57,506
Let's drop him in

389
00:24:16,249 --> 00:24:18,455
- What, what?
- Easy, easy.

390
00:24:21,515 --> 00:24:24,227
What? I was just trying
to find my wedding ring.

391
00:24:24,227 --> 00:24:27,757
- In an air duct above the surveillance room?
- Yeah. Sit down.

392
00:24:28,449 --> 00:24:30,844
Okay, my wife was at the spa.

393
00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:35,286
And I met a young lady at the bella petto
where I only went

394
00:24:35,286 --> 00:24:37,679
Because I heard they had the
best buffalo wings in town.

395
00:24:37,679 --> 00:24:41,159
But she came on to me. I mean, I'm not
the kind of guy that does this sort of thing,

396
00:24:41,159 --> 00:24:44,329
Except for that one time in branson.
And one other time in reno.

397
00:24:44,329 --> 00:24:46,347
Hey, hey, the duct, the duct.

398
00:24:46,347 --> 00:24:50,393
Right, so I took the young lady up to my
room, just for, you know, one little drink.

399
00:24:50,393 --> 00:24:54,410
And I decided to take my wedding ring off, in
case she was some kind of a crook or something.

400
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,902
I didn't know that she was going
to take her clothes off.

401
00:24:57,902 --> 00:25:00,829
Anyway, the lamp that I hid
my ring under fell over

402
00:25:00,829 --> 00:25:03,499
And knocked the ring into the vents, so
I went down into the vent to look for it,

403
00:25:03,499 --> 00:25:07,559
And I got lost somehow. It's not like
I did anything illegal here, okay.

404
00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:10,472
This is vegas, and what happens
in vegas stays in vegas, right?

405
00:25:10,472 --> 00:25:13,459
- He's alone.
- Of course I'm alone.

406
00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:16,477
I didn't want to make a big deal out of
this because I didn't want my wife

407
00:25:16,477 --> 00:25:18,212
To find out.

408
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,433
You think we don't know
who you are, mr. Mccoy?

409
00:25:28,433 --> 00:25:30,529
Okay, okay, you got me.

410
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,759
When you killed the feed to my office,

411
00:25:32,759 --> 00:25:34,939
I got an automatic signal, okay,

412
00:25:34,939 --> 00:25:37,259
So I guess I decided to go commando.

413
00:25:37,259 --> 00:25:40,029
Everybody knows that I got to where I am
because I was bangin' the boss's daughter.

414
00:25:40,029 --> 00:25:42,659
So I thought that I would, you know,
try to pull this one off,

415
00:25:42,659 --> 00:25:44,059
This one thing off, alone,

416
00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,909
So that everybody would stop
thinking I'm some kind of a jerk

417
00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:48,959
- Who got handed the big chair, okay?
- Doesn't matter either way.

418
00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:51,329
If anyone were on to us, cannon
would be doing more

419
00:25:51,329 --> 00:25:53,051
Than just eating a burger.

420
00:25:56,925 --> 00:25:59,759
Brainpower around here
couldn't spark a match.

421
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:00,794
Come on.

422
00:26:02,351 --> 00:26:03,699
- Okay, okay.
- Sit down.

423
00:26:03,699 --> 00:26:05,459
Okay, okay, please
just don't shoot me.

424
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:07,529
Don't shoot me, please,
please don't shoot.

425
00:26:07,529 --> 00:26:08,959
Get off me and sit.

426
00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:12,515
God, longest hour of my life.

427
00:26:17,044 --> 00:26:18,856
Some marine you are.

428
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:23,629
This is delicious.

429
00:26:23,629 --> 00:26:25,574
Oh, foolproof recipe.

430
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,904
So I guess it's your turn.

431
00:26:29,950 --> 00:26:33,499
- You love danny?
- More than anything.

432
00:26:33,499 --> 00:26:35,490
He's the whole package.

433
00:26:36,482 --> 00:26:40,029
Don't tell anybody, but he's very
thoughtful and sensitive.

434
00:26:40,029 --> 00:26:42,483
He cries watching old yeller.

435
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,799
I'm kind of used to the
idea of getting married

436
00:26:47,799 --> 00:26:51,429
And then having a baby. I guess
things are a little different now.

437
00:26:51,429 --> 00:26:53,305
I guess they are.

438
00:26:54,018 --> 00:26:56,799
A glass of cabernet would go great with this.

439
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,529
Well you're in your third trimester.

440
00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:01,125
You know, some doctors say
it's okay to have a little.

441
00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:03,759
Some even say it helps ward off contractions.

442
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:07,517
You know a lot about pregnancy and babies
to not have children yourself.

443
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,429
That's not a question. That's a statement.

444
00:27:11,354 --> 00:27:13,090
You need me to ask?

445
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:16,386
I'm not sure you'd want to hear
the answer, delinda.

446
00:27:22,030 --> 00:27:26,699
Going once, going twice,
sold for $2.2 million.

447
00:27:26,699 --> 00:27:30,226
Up next at 11:00, the 1867 mixed grill

448
00:27:30,226 --> 00:27:31,899
On display in exhibit hall c.

449
00:27:31,899 --> 00:27:33,829
Come on, danny, give me something.

450
00:27:34,682 --> 00:27:37,602
Next up is lot number 671.

451
00:27:44,545 --> 00:27:46,499
You don't have a plan, do you?

452
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:49,352
Oh you just dropped through the ceiling,
and you've got nothing?

453
00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:51,493
He has a plan?

454
00:27:54,183 --> 00:27:57,399
First I find out that my boss has been
following me around for 20 years,

455
00:27:57,399 --> 00:28:00,209
And then I wake up married,
and now I'm being held hostage.

456
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,099
This place is crazy.

457
00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:05,072
Hey, let's go out to dinner sometime.

458
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,330
- Are you serious?
- I'm married.

459
00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:13,426
- No.
- He has a plan.

460
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,799
Wow, it's like a cocktail party in hell.

461
00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:25,730
I take it you're not a stamp aficionado.

462
00:28:25,730 --> 00:28:29,029
Uh, no, but please, go crazy.

463
00:28:29,029 --> 00:28:33,100
Most people don't realize that every
stamp has its own personality.

464
00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:37,959
The 1957 general john j. Pershing

465
00:28:37,959 --> 00:28:40,329
$0.08 standard post, for example,

466
00:28:40,329 --> 00:28:43,199
Is like a stern, disapproving father.

467
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:46,798
Authoritative, yet withholding.

468
00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:49,143
I think I dated that stamp.

469
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:54,259
The quinta de goya airmail from spain

470
00:28:54,259 --> 00:28:56,159
Is like an exotic lover...

471
00:28:56,159 --> 00:28:58,984
Tempting you to touch, yet always just

472
00:28:58,984 --> 00:29:01,679
Beyond your grasp.

473
00:29:03,354 --> 00:29:07,955
Secretive, seductive, rousing.

474
00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:12,754
- Oh, I definitely divorced that stamp.
- And I have them all.

475
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,555
- Oh, that's great.
- Except...

476
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:22,517
The holy grail.

477
00:29:25,178 --> 00:29:27,328
I think I'm getting chills.

478
00:29:37,524 --> 00:29:38,987
Say it.

479
00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:44,974
This is danny mccoy. All security
personnel proceed to the vault.

480
00:29:44,974 --> 00:29:46,880
There's a theft in progress.
Repeat,

481
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,180
- Proceed to the vault.
- Got it. Let's go.

482
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,050
Hang on, I want to take a little detour.

483
00:29:53,769 --> 00:29:55,459
Beautiful, isn't it?

484
00:29:56,558 --> 00:29:59,474
I mean, you can't even send a letter
with this stamp, right?

485
00:30:00,118 --> 00:30:00,868
No.

486
00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:06,274
The last of security is out
of the display room. We're clear to move.

487
00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:08,091
Go.

488
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,499
We are clear to exit.

489
00:30:38,499 --> 00:30:42,359
South service doors to east hallway.

490
00:30:42,359 --> 00:30:44,730
Turn left to exit.

491
00:30:44,992 --> 00:30:46,326
We good?

492
00:30:47,253 --> 00:30:48,971
Just in time.

493
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,936
Hey, hey, guys.

494
00:30:59,071 --> 00:31:01,959
- Security system is down.
- Thank you all.

495
00:31:01,959 --> 00:31:04,329
You've been lovely company.
Except for you.

496
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,339
Security system is down.

497
00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:10,914
I gotta pee.

498
00:31:21,608 --> 00:31:23,824
- Piper, give me your earring.
- For what?

499
00:31:23,824 --> 00:31:26,699
- So I can wear it. Just give it to me.
- Oh, sarcasm is not what I need right now.

500
00:31:26,699 --> 00:31:28,129
What I need right now is a bathroom.

501
00:31:28,129 --> 00:31:29,429
- Piper, give me the earring.
- Now you're mr. Tough guy?

502
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,517
Give me the earring,
give me the earring.

503
00:31:32,353 --> 00:31:34,295
Here, put it here.

504
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:51,059
Get the back-Up system online.
We need to reboot the cameras

505
00:31:51,059 --> 00:31:53,229
- To get 'em back up.
- No we don't have time for that.

506
00:31:53,229 --> 00:31:56,846
Macgyver, full bladder over
here. Ready to explode.

507
00:31:58,634 --> 00:32:01,434
Yeah, one second. Ready
to explode. Come on.

508
00:32:01,434 --> 00:32:04,550
I need you to go over there
and cut those guys loose, and check on that guy.

509
00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:06,959
He's gonna need a doctor.
All right? There, take this.

510
00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:09,014
What? Oh, my god.

511
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:11,159
Did you hit him on the tracking
device when you grabbed him?

512
00:32:11,159 --> 00:32:12,999
'Cause they're headed for
the east loading dock.

513
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:16,018
All right, call metro. I'm gonna call mike.
Piper, I need your cell phone.

514
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:19,019
- Yeah, yeah, take it, take it.
- Get a doctor up here.

515
00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:22,700
Hey, how are you? How you doing?

516
00:32:24,806 --> 00:32:30,067
Two armed groups, four men who committed the
robbery, and two others who took over surveillance.

517
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,659
Hook it up.

518
00:32:35,659 --> 00:32:37,899
- Piper, I'm kinda busy right...
- No, it's danny.

519
00:32:37,899 --> 00:32:39,899
- Danny, we got three of 'em.
- What about the stamp?

520
00:32:39,899 --> 00:32:42,399
- We got that too. You okay?
- Yeah, lovely,

521
00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:44,814
Lovely, meet me
at the east loading dock.

522
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,777
Go, go, go, what the hell...

523
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,929
Hey, have you seen that little weirdo
I gave the $50, 000 chip to?

524
00:33:03,929 --> 00:33:06,029
I was just held hostage for almost an hour.

525
00:33:06,029 --> 00:33:07,929
They took over surveillance at gunpoint.

526
00:33:07,929 --> 00:33:09,859
They drugged people, they tied
us up, it was crazy.

527
00:33:09,859 --> 00:33:12,722
- So you haven't seen him?
- No.

528
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,829
- We should do this again sometime.
- We should.

529
00:33:20,829 --> 00:33:23,032
I feel like I know you a little better.

530
00:33:23,032 --> 00:33:27,686
You know, any time you wanna
hang out, let me know.

531
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:31,233
What happens in the restaurant
stays in the restaurant. Yes

532
00:33:42,786 --> 00:33:45,859
Yes, danny. Where are you?

533
00:33:46,857 --> 00:33:48,429
Mr. Limnick, you okay?

534
00:33:48,429 --> 00:33:50,738
- You need anything?
- No, no, I'm fine.

535
00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:54,729
Thank you, the house doctor already looked
me over. I don't need to go to the hospital.

536
00:33:54,729 --> 00:33:58,059
- I just would like to lay down in my room.
- If there's anything you need...

537
00:33:58,059 --> 00:33:59,747
I appreciate that.

538
00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:02,459
I'm just so embarrassed to have
put you through all this.

539
00:34:02,459 --> 00:34:05,096
I worked with elliot for years...

540
00:34:05,096 --> 00:34:08,759
Well, listen, you're definitely not the first person
that's been a victim of an inside job,

541
00:34:08,759 --> 00:34:13,200
And metro just said that there may have been
a third party involved, so...

542
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,205
But the good news is that
you got your stamp back.

543
00:34:16,205 --> 00:34:18,329
Yeah. Maybe it's a sign, huh?

544
00:34:18,329 --> 00:34:22,855
I probably would have regretted
giving this up. Excuse me.

545
00:34:25,261 --> 00:34:27,580
You know that I would have told you
about this earlier, but...

546
00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:31,013
Hey, that's why I hired you guys...
to make those decisions.

547
00:34:31,013 --> 00:34:33,759
- Anyway, they were stupid.
- What do you mean?

548
00:34:33,759 --> 00:34:36,359
Well, a $7 million stamp
seems like small change

549
00:34:36,359 --> 00:34:38,299
When there's $30 million cash on hand,

550
00:34:38,299 --> 00:34:42,230
And they could just walk right in
and take it. Think about it.

551
00:34:44,272 --> 00:34:46,429
Yeah, I would have gone for the cash.

552
00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:50,377
Well, you've obviously never had a
stamp collection as a kid.

553
00:34:50,377 --> 00:34:53,229
- Have you seen howard post?
- Howard post?

554
00:34:53,229 --> 00:34:56,199
Yeah, I was with him before the
smoke bombs. He has my chip.

555
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:58,783
It's probably more money than that
man's ever seen in his whole life.

556
00:34:58,783 --> 00:35:01,399
Sam, howard post
is worth nearly $3 billion.

557
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:04,529
- What?
- He's an inventor. Multiple patents.

558
00:35:04,529 --> 00:35:06,546
He's a reclusive tycoon.

559
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:11,827
So he's worth more than anything in the casino.

560
00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:14,838
So now he is worthy run after whom

561
00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:25,399
I can't believe I've never heard of this guy.

562
00:35:25,399 --> 00:35:29,729
He likes it that way. He lives in some compound
on the east coast and almost never leaves.

563
00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:33,169
- Hey, do we have a back-Up i.Q. On him?
- Yeah.

564
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,206
Why aren't they moving?

565
00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:01,271
Fast forward this.

566
00:36:05,769 --> 00:36:07,997
All right, hold it.

567
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:20,618
Wait, he's got a jet at mccarran.

568
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,499
His pilot just logged in
a flight plan to rio.

569
00:36:24,499 --> 00:36:27,099
It leaves in 20 minutes. Looks like
he's gonna cut and run.

570
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:29,620
Yeah, and leave elliot and stanley to take
the fall. All right, mitch, call the control tower.

571
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,929
- Have them hold that jet.
- Yep.

572
00:36:34,507 --> 00:36:36,129
This is absurd.

573
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:39,959
You have no legitimate reason to delay this
flight any longer than you already have.

574
00:36:39,959 --> 00:36:44,215
Now if you don't clear me for take off in five
minutes, I am going whether you like it or not.

575
00:36:44,215 --> 00:36:45,859
I'll see what I can do.

576
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,257
- Do we wait for metro?
- No, no time.

577
00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:56,999
Mr. Limnick! So glad I caught you.

578
00:36:56,999 --> 00:36:59,459
We heard you left the hotel,
and I wanted to warn you,

579
00:36:59,459 --> 00:37:02,561
- Your stamp might still be in danger.
- What kind of danger?

580
00:37:02,561 --> 00:37:06,161
Well, we got confirmation that one of the
thieves is still at large and he's armed,

581
00:37:06,161 --> 00:37:09,911
And I just wanted to suggest that you
consider traveling with security.

582
00:37:09,911 --> 00:37:12,899
That won't be necessary.
I appreciate the montecito's concern,

583
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:15,659
- But we're just about to take off.
- Are you sure?

584
00:37:15,659 --> 00:37:18,429
- Positive. Thank you, though.
- Great. Have a safe flight.

585
00:37:18,429 --> 00:37:21,083
And next time you're in vegas... whoa.

586
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:24,103
Whoa, whoa, what is that?

587
00:37:24,103 --> 00:37:26,836
- What is what?
- That!

588
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:33,544
That is not good. Oh, no, no, no.

589
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,232
The servo-Lock on this thrust
reverser is jammed.

590
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:41,299
Mr. Cannon, I can assure you that my pilot
does a thorough check before we take off.

591
00:37:41,299 --> 00:37:44,859
Missed this one. You take off like that,
you are guaranteed to drop

592
00:37:44,859 --> 00:37:47,765
Like a bikinI top at bella petto.

593
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:51,566
That's our european-Style pool,
you know. Topless.

594
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:56,694
Hey, can I get somebody
to come over here and look at this reverser?

595
00:37:57,357 --> 00:37:59,475
Mr. Post, all right.

596
00:38:00,595 --> 00:38:01,979
I'm doing the best that
I can here, okay?

597
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:05,424
- Watch out. The guy behind me?
- Yes. That's good.

598
00:38:11,992 --> 00:38:15,029
Guess I was wrong about that reverser.
Sorry for the hold-Up.

599
00:38:15,029 --> 00:38:17,059
Your mistake has made me late, mr. Cannon.

600
00:38:17,059 --> 00:38:19,529
Next time, I suggest you leave
it to the professionals.

601
00:38:19,529 --> 00:38:20,759
You're right. I'm a security guy.

602
00:38:20,759 --> 00:38:22,670
That's more my speed.

603
00:38:24,649 --> 00:38:26,808
I'll take that.

604
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,990
And everyone wonders why
I never leave the house.

605
00:38:33,990 --> 00:38:36,046
Come on, let's go.

606
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:42,329
- Keep your hands where I can see 'em.
- Andre!

607
00:38:42,329 --> 00:38:45,406
- Take 'em.
- Hey, howard. Howard, hey.

608
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:48,759
- Hi. Oh, I was so worried about you.
- Really?

609
00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:51,851
- Yeah. Are you okay?
- Well, a little...

610
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,443
Good.

611
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,413
I think you have something of mine,
so...

612
00:39:00,901 --> 00:39:03,717
Oh there it is.

613
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,550
Oh, for god's sake.

614
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,602
- Why'd he do that?
- It's...

615
00:39:18,943 --> 00:39:20,899
So howard's in good hands,

616
00:39:20,899 --> 00:39:23,515
And the mainframe should be back up
and running in a few hours.

617
00:39:23,515 --> 00:39:28,179
And barry and his guys are in custody, and his stamp's
on the way to the museum, so I guess that's that.

618
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,829
Ah, just doing my job.

619
00:39:31,829 --> 00:39:35,859
No, it's not that. Old yeller.

620
00:39:35,859 --> 00:39:38,626
I had a yellow lab as a boy.

621
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,759
Careful, you don't want to lose that.

622
00:40:00,759 --> 00:40:02,986
Oh, no, no, no, that's not mine.

623
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:04,022
Apparently it's not mine either.

624
00:40:04,644 --> 00:40:07,815
- That's very good. Casino rules.
- Yeah, your rules.

625
00:40:08,145 --> 00:40:10,664
Yes, I'm president now.
I have to start thinking about stuff like that,

626
00:40:10,664 --> 00:40:12,413
Not just what's best for me and my friends,

627
00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:14,629
But what's--You know, what's best
for the whole montecito. Thank you.

628
00:40:14,918 --> 00:40:18,263
My heart bleeds for you. Sam, sam, sam.

629
00:40:18,761 --> 00:40:21,311
I'd appreciate it if you didn't do
the "sam, sam, sam" thing,

630
00:40:21,311 --> 00:40:23,699
Cause the only person who got
anything out of this deal

631
00:40:23,699 --> 00:40:26,599
Is this hotel and maybe a few
independent contractors who,

632
00:40:26,599 --> 00:40:28,806
By the way, I was reluctant
to work with in the first place,

633
00:40:28,806 --> 00:40:30,660
And I really don't want to
hear about your rules, danny

634
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:31,869
Because your rules suck. Wow.

635
00:40:33,483 --> 00:40:35,182
Howard's gonna be sad to hear that.

636
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:37,827
What, are you friends with howard now?

637
00:40:37,827 --> 00:40:41,688
I wouldn't say that, but to know
that after he talked to the police,

638
00:40:41,688 --> 00:40:45,506
- He came back here to say thanks.
- He did?

639
00:40:45,729 --> 00:40:47,526
Yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact,
last time I saw him,

640
00:40:47,526 --> 00:40:48,909
He was on the casino floor looking for you.

641
00:41:06,948 --> 00:41:09,013
We have a private blackjack table just for you,

642
00:41:09,275 --> 00:41:11,836
Disinfected cards,
disinfected chair. Yes, uh, eh...

643
00:41:12,907 --> 00:41:15,795
Oh the dealer is extremely tidy. Hello.

644
00:41:19,623 --> 00:41:21,218
Are you feeling worried about touching
the money?

645
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,286
Well, you shouldn't, because we have
brand-New chips for you.

646
00:41:25,307 --> 00:41:28,014
- I don't know.
- I think you do know.

647
00:41:29,171 --> 00:41:30,611
I think you should give it a try.

648
00:41:33,936 --> 00:41:36,326
Oh, look.
Apparently the first bet's on me.

649
00:41:44,272 --> 00:41:46,506
It was horrible.
I mean, it just went on and on.

650
00:41:46,506 --> 00:41:48,209
I was just praying for someone to make it stop.

651
00:41:49,032 --> 00:41:50,793
Being held hostage is terrifying.

652
00:41:50,793 --> 00:41:52,679
Believe me, I know. No, no.

653
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:55,943
I was just in the elevator with our
new stand-Up comic. The guy blows.

654
00:41:56,379 --> 00:42:01,680
Hey! Hey! Hey, piper! Hey! You okay? Yeah, fine.

655
00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:05,307
Got our copies. We're official.

656
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,955
Well, welcome to the family, mrs. Cannon.

657
00:42:09,031 --> 00:42:10,855
I mean, I totally freaked out when I heard.

658
00:42:10,855 --> 00:42:12,823
That's why we didn't tell you.
We want you to freak out.

659
00:42:13,048 --> 00:42:16,090
Still, I mean, I wish I could have done something
instead of being totally oblivious,

660
00:42:16,090 --> 00:42:17,269
Having dinner with cooper.

661
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:19,843
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You had dinner with cooper?

662
00:42:19,843 --> 00:42:21,427
- Did you find anything out?
- Do you know what his initials stand for?

663
00:42:21,427 --> 00:42:22,394
What happened to his wife?

664
00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:26,356
I didn't find out anything.
I mean, you know how standoffish he is.

665
00:42:26,356 --> 00:42:29,863
Oh... does... come on, he must
have told you something.

666
00:42:34,141 --> 00:42:36,767
- Come on, delinda!
- Don't hold out on us!

667
00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:38,241
We don't care anyway!

668
00:42:39,048 --> 00:42:41,926
* right here, right now

669
00:42:44,163 --> 00:42:48,258
* ooh, right here, right now *

670
00:42:50,090 --> 00:42:54,349
* people wait too long before they tell the one *

671
00:42:54,349 --> 00:42:56,924
* and that's a shame, baby

672
00:42:56,924 --> 00:42:59,824
- Should we tell our folks?
- Think we should?

673
00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:02,867
I really like this.

674
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:07,330
* you, right here, right now, yeah *

675
00:43:08,983 --> 00:43:12,795
* ooh, right here, right now *

676
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:16,029
* ooh, right here *

677
00:43:16,029 --> 00:43:18,184
* goin' to the chapel

678
00:43:18,184 --> 00:43:23,296
* and we're gonna get married *

679
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,203
* goin' to the chapel

680
00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:31,259
* and we're gonna get married *

681
00:43:31,259 --> 00:43:33,829
* gee, I really love you

682
00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:36,803
26th floor, folks.
Have a lucky day. Hi.

683
00:43:38,696 --> 00:43:43,762
* goin' to the chapel of love *

684
00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,642
Good morning, mrs. Cannon.

685
00:43:46,595 --> 00:43:48,462
Line two.
It's your mother.

686
00:43:50,639 --> 00:43:52,914
* the sun will shine

687
00:43:54,207 --> 00:43:55,394
Mom...

688
00:43:55,987 --> 00:43:57,609
It's too small,
and all we have to do is

689
00:43:57,609 --> 00:43:59,186
Pull out these two banks of slots,

690
00:43:59,186 --> 00:44:00,918
And then we can double the blackjack tables,

691
00:44:00,918 --> 00:44:04,064
Put in two roulette wheels,
a craps set-Up, a private bar.

692
00:44:04,064 --> 00:44:05,887
- How much?
- $1.6 million.

693
00:44:05,887 --> 00:44:07,171
- How long?
- Five weeks.

694
00:44:08,276 --> 00:44:10,289
$1.6 million, not counting loss of revenue

695
00:44:10,289 --> 00:44:13,213
In slot machines and
disruption to the casino.

696
00:44:13,213 --> 00:44:14,988
Sure. You'll make up that
difference in three months.

697
00:44:15,604 --> 00:44:16,965
- Patience, sam.
- That's it?

698
00:44:17,258 --> 00:44:18,629
- That's it.
- Another cryptic response?

699
00:44:18,629 --> 00:44:21,308
I mean, isn't this whole, uh, mysterious
thing getting a little old for you?

700
00:44:21,308 --> 00:44:25,147
I have plans for the montecito, and you
may figure prominently in those plan

701
00:44:25,147 --> 00:44:27,161
I would actually rather just hear "no"

702
00:44:27,161 --> 00:44:29,872
Than to have to parse your statements
like they're diplomatic cables.

703
00:44:29,872 --> 00:44:33,679
Okay, there will be no new high-Roller
area in this casino.

704
00:44:34,944 --> 00:44:37,666
So what happends to anything can happen

705
00:44:38,357 --> 00:44:40,647
Anything can happen. It just did.

706
00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:44,724
Who told you we're married?

707
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:45,934
<i>You think your mama doesn't have</i>

708
00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:47,650
Her own surveillance and security?

709
00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:51,341
Well, you got it half-Right.
We are getting married.

710
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,404
<i>When were you gonna tell me?</i>

711
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,676
- Uh, it's been sort of a whirlwind.
- She isn't pregnant, is she?

712
00:44:57,676 --> 00:45:00,112
- Did you get the girl pregnant?
- Mom, no, of course not.

713
00:45:00,112 --> 00:45:03,409
Well, who is she? I'm sure
she's beautiful. Where is she from?

714
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:07,537
I was gonna call you. I have rooms
for you and the whole family

715
00:45:07,887 --> 00:45:08,999
Here at the montecito.

716
00:45:09,247 --> 00:45:11,532
I was just waiting to get plane reservations.

717
00:45:11,779 --> 00:45:14,996
- When is the wedding?
- This weekend.

718
00:45:16,746 --> 00:45:19,312
My baby's getting married! Ha ha ha!

719
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:28,964
Did some guy just win six figures
or something? Nope. Seven?

720
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,795
Cooper said no to your
high-Roller area, didn't he?

721
00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:34,373
- Yeah, he blew my ass right out of the water.
- I'm so sorry.

722
00:45:34,373 --> 00:45:35,976
Thanks. You know...

723
00:45:38,262 --> 00:45:41,113
When it rains, it pours. Who's that?

724
00:45:41,924 --> 00:45:43,979
- Isn't that casey manning's brother?
- Vic? Yeah.

725
00:45:45,254 --> 00:45:46,237
He looks different.

726
00:45:47,009 --> 00:45:52,436
Didn't they used to... oh, yeah. Itch, itch.

727
00:45:58,462 --> 00:46:00,406
I'm not sleeping with you. I'm in a bad mood.

728
00:46:01,014 --> 00:46:03,483
You look beautiful, and I think you're
actually happy to see me. Hi. Hi.

729
00:46:05,279 --> 00:46:06,338
- Hi
- Hi

730
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:11,003
It is nice to see you. You look good.

731
00:46:11,627 --> 00:46:13,729
- What happened to you?
- A little bit of therapy.

732
00:46:14,415 --> 00:46:17,152
A lot of humiliation.
What's with the suit?

733
00:46:17,152 --> 00:46:20,296
Oh, I got $1 billion, and that's with a "b."

734
00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:22,968
Casey left me everything.

735
00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:24,401
That son of a bitch.

736
00:46:25,590 --> 00:46:28,174
I thought he died broke.
What are you doing here?

737
00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:31,609
First, I came to see you.

738
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,457
Then I'm gonna take montecito back.

739
00:46:44,396 --> 00:46:47,028
If I tell my mother I got married
without her, I'm a dead man.

740
00:46:47,028 --> 00:46:49,329
- So what are you gonna do?
- I told her the wedding's this weekend.

741
00:46:50,106 --> 00:46:51,627
- You're throwing a fake wedding?
- Yeah.

742
00:46:51,851 --> 00:46:54,335
- Oh, my god, that's genius!
- Will you fix that up for me?

743
00:46:54,594 --> 00:46:55,650
I'd be falsely honored.

744
00:46:56,570 --> 00:46:58,862
- So you know what this means.
- Yeah, I have 24 hours

745
00:46:58,862 --> 00:47:02,057
To pull off what normally takes
a gaggle of giggling women six months.

746
00:47:02,057 --> 00:47:03,593
Come on, mike, we do that kind of stuff all the time.

747
00:47:03,593 --> 00:47:04,678
Last-Minute weddings are easy.

748
00:47:04,678 --> 00:47:08,530
What this means is that your best friend in the
world gets to throw you a bachelor party,

749
00:47:09,138 --> 00:47:10,229
A kick-Ass bachelor party.

750
00:47:10,229 --> 00:47:11,380
I never even thought of that.

751
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:14,408
Your priorities are all messed
up, man. That's the best part.

752
00:47:14,408 --> 00:47:15,468
Where are you going?

753
00:47:15,688 --> 00:47:16,629
Well, I gotta tell piper.

754
00:47:17,391 --> 00:47:19,315
- She doesn't know yet?
- She's gonna flip from happiness.

755
00:47:19,315 --> 00:47:20,933
We're having a wedding, danny mccoy.

756
00:47:28,627 --> 00:47:32,872
- Mmm, hi, husband.
- Hey, wifey, what would you say to a wedding?

757
00:47:33,913 --> 00:47:37,822
- I'd say we already had one.
- No, no, no, I mean a real wedding,

758
00:47:37,822 --> 00:47:43,364
With flowers, and food, and bouquet-Throwing,
and drunk friends, and crazy family.

759
00:47:43,865 --> 00:47:46,335
- When?
- Are you free saturday?

760
00:47:47,068 --> 00:47:50,117
- You're kidding.
- Well, I've already told my folks,

761
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:53,113
And my aunts and my uncles,
and they'll be here tomorrow.

762
00:47:54,466 --> 00:47:55,968
Ow! What was that for?

763
00:47:55,968 --> 00:47:57,664
How am I supposed to get
a wedding dress in a day?

764
00:47:57,664 --> 00:47:59,176
- I thought
- You thought?

765
00:47:59,176 --> 00:48:01,581
How about my mother and my college friends

766
00:48:01,581 --> 00:48:03,499
And, like, how are they supposed
to get here in a day?

767
00:48:03,735 --> 00:48:06,365
And what about the food,
and the flowers, and the bridesmaids?

768
00:48:06,365 --> 00:48:08,008
I mean, they've got to get dresses too, you know.

769
00:48:08,291 --> 00:48:12,363
And don't you think people are gonna wonder why we didn't
tell them, what, oh, I don't know, three months ago?

770
00:48:12,363 --> 00:48:16,091
My mother found out we were already married,
but I said "no, we're getting married."

771
00:48:16,091 --> 00:48:19,070
Quick thinking, right?
So now we have to have it... ow!

772
00:48:19,899 --> 00:48:22,566
I thought we weren't supposed to tell
anybody outside of this hotel.

773
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,039
You do not want to get on my
mama's bad side, trust me.

774
00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:28,202
And if there's any place we can pull
this off, it's here at the montecito.

775
00:48:28,202 --> 00:48:32,405
I've already cashed in a cd, so this whole
thing is covered, piper. Come on.

776
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:36,838
- Well, I did always want a big wedding.
- Yes! Me too.

777
00:48:38,139 --> 00:48:40,627
Maybe we can tell people that
we had a whirlwind courtship,

778
00:48:41,024 --> 00:48:44,063
And we couldn't wait...
because I got pregnant.

779
00:48:44,451 --> 00:48:47,125
That... you're not, are you?

780
00:48:48,063 --> 00:48:51,393
- I better not be.
- What? Aah!

781
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,914
- And I get to throw the bachelorette.
- That would only be fair.

782
00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:00,921
What was the name of that male
dancer everybody's hiring?

783
00:49:02,570 --> 00:49:04,250
Oh, yeah, the tripod.

784
00:49:06,275 --> 00:49:07,241
That's just sick.

785
00:49:08,347 --> 00:49:09,804
Like you're not gonna have strippers.

786
00:49:11,345 --> 00:49:15,271
I'm here to negotiate the ground rules, okay?

787
00:49:18,131 --> 00:49:19,188
I'm listening, mr. Mccoy.

788
00:49:20,136 --> 00:49:24,814
First, accommodations. The 35th floor is closed off
till next monday so noise won't be a problem.

789
00:49:24,814 --> 00:49:27,038
I'd suggest we each take a suite
on different ends of the floor

790
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,193
- Deal.
- Entertainment.

791
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,199
I suggest a military option.

792
00:49:31,199 --> 00:49:32,833
Don't ask, don't tell?
I can live with that.

793
00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:35,157
- Just nothing disgusting, okay?
- Define disgusting.

794
00:49:35,157 --> 00:49:36,792
Nothing either of us has to lie about.

795
00:49:36,792 --> 00:49:38,896
Like this whole fake wedding thing?

796
00:49:39,201 --> 00:49:42,667
Isn't it crazy? We live together, we're having
a baby, and they're the ones getting married.

797
00:49:43,905 --> 00:49:45,732
- Yeah, it's crazy.
- It's crazy.

798
00:49:53,275 --> 00:49:54,726
You know vic manning?

799
00:49:55,768 --> 00:49:58,605
Uh, casey manning's younger brother.
He's right here in the hotel

800
00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:00,040
What's your impression of him?

801
00:50:00,944 --> 00:50:03,549
He's the gm at the montecito
property in hawaii.

802
00:50:03,549 --> 00:50:07,473
He wears flowery shirts. He has got
a big old puppy dog crush on sam,

803
00:50:07,473 --> 00:50:10,574
- But he's a nice kid.
- Well, he's not a kid anymore. He's 27.

804
00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:13,732
He quit his job in hawaiI six months
ago, and he's wearing a suit

805
00:50:14,309 --> 00:50:17,239
Well, I guess when your older brother's a
billionaire, it's easy to look ineffectual.

806
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,809
Yeah., I got a call from my lawyers
in new york. He wants a meeting.

807
00:50:21,612 --> 00:50:22,876
Maybe he's looking for a job.

808
00:50:24,447 --> 00:50:28,945
- What about the wedding?
- Just, uh, just putting it together.

809
00:50:29,152 --> 00:50:32,060
You know, we could use the pictures
in a brochure or something,

810
00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:34,123
- Write it off to marketing.
- Really?

811
00:50:35,086 --> 00:50:36,401
That's very generous of you.

812
00:50:37,021 --> 00:50:38,629
You throwing a stag for mike?

813
00:50:38,905 --> 00:50:42,069
Yeah, yeah, we're putting a little
something together. You want in?

814
00:50:42,069 --> 00:50:44,152
- Hey, I wouldn't miss it.
- Okay. Thanks.

815
00:50:44,405 --> 00:50:46,229
- I'll bring the cigars.
- Okay.

816
00:50:46,574 --> 00:50:49,176
- What's this cooper like?
- He's an idiot.

817
00:50:49,986 --> 00:50:53,307
- I'm not used to getting shot down like that.
- Believe me, I know.

818
00:50:53,307 --> 00:50:57,180
I can't believe I used to own this place,
and now I have to beg for scraps.

819
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,282
- You ever watch deadwood?
- Hmm?

820
00:51:03,775 --> 00:51:07,287
In the old west, a man was obligated
to marry his brother's widow

821
00:51:07,287 --> 00:51:09,157
And get back what was rightfully his.

822
00:51:09,157 --> 00:51:10,821
Deadwood's cancelled. What's your point?

823
00:51:11,173 --> 00:51:14,121
- This stays between us, okay?
- Wow.

824
00:51:14,121 --> 00:51:18,098
I have a will that instructs casey's estate
to pay the back taxes on the montecito,

825
00:51:18,530 --> 00:51:20,511
- Then leaves the rest to me.
- That's not what happened.

826
00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:24,287
Which is why my lawyers tell me
that the tax sale went forward illegally.

827
00:51:25,689 --> 00:51:26,977
This will supercedes everything.

828
00:51:27,564 --> 00:51:29,500
You know you annoy the hell out of me, right?

829
00:51:30,085 --> 00:51:33,470
Look how comfortable this is.
I know everything about you.

830
00:51:34,318 --> 00:51:35,910
You know everything about me.

831
00:51:37,716 --> 00:51:41,129
"In the event of my death,
all taxes, the montecito hotel and casino..."

832
00:51:41,129 --> 00:51:43,339
I didn't just come here
to get my brother's hotel back.

833
00:51:44,793 --> 00:51:46,423
You know that I've always
been in love with you.

834
00:51:47,450 --> 00:51:49,276
Cooper's gonna lose the montecito.

835
00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:52,290
Things are already in motion.

836
00:52:07,359 --> 00:52:09,216
- Can you believe we're doing this?
- What?

837
00:52:10,317 --> 00:52:12,921
Planning two bachelor parties
and a wedding in one night.

838
00:52:13,877 --> 00:52:15,449
I don't think it's that crazy.

839
00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:20,236
Not any crazier than us getting back
together and having a baby.

840
00:52:21,143 --> 00:52:25,369
You know, I was just thinking,
when he or she is born,

841
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:29,111
We shouldn't have to explain
anything to anybody.

842
00:52:29,806 --> 00:52:32,247
Our baby should have a name.
That name should be mccoy.

843
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:35,534
Well, we are already planning the damn thing.

844
00:52:35,906 --> 00:52:38,716
You know, what difference is it gonna make
if we add one more couple to it?

845
00:52:41,227 --> 00:52:43,688
- Oh, my god, I never thought it would happen like this.
- Like what?

846
00:52:44,123 --> 00:52:45,990
Like me seven months pregnant for one thing.

847
00:52:46,652 --> 00:52:48,307
So it's not from a storybook.

848
00:52:49,355 --> 00:52:52,307
- But we can write our own story.
- Come on, danny.

849
00:52:53,014 --> 00:52:58,159
* I'm watching you breathing for the last time *

850
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:00,905
* a song for your heart

851
00:53:00,905 --> 00:53:03,403
* but when it is quiet

852
00:53:03,403 --> 00:53:04,550
Delinda deline...

853
00:53:04,550 --> 00:53:07,090
* I know what it means

854
00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:09,059
* and I'll carry you home

855
00:53:09,521 --> 00:53:10,489
Will you marry me?

856
00:53:10,489 --> 00:53:12,859
* as strong as you were

857
00:53:12,859 --> 00:53:15,829
* tender you go

858
00:53:15,829 --> 00:53:17,229
* I'm watching you breathing

859
00:53:51,427 --> 00:53:54,591
- Is everything okay with the baby?
- Oh, the baby's fine.

860
00:53:54,591 --> 00:53:59,263
- You're sure?
- Yeah. Listen, mom,

861
00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:05,275
- Danny and I are getting married.
- Married? When?

862
00:54:06,686 --> 00:54:07,794
Saturday.

863
00:54:10,410 --> 00:54:12,979
- I thought you'd be thrilled.
- I am, I guess.

864
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:14,943
I know we should have told you, but...

865
00:54:14,943 --> 00:54:17,623
A double wedding sounds interesting.

866
00:54:17,862 --> 00:54:20,285
I don't know why you're not over the moon
about your best friend wanting to share

867
00:54:20,285 --> 00:54:21,803
This very special day with you, mike.

868
00:54:22,245 --> 00:54:23,692
Besides, your wedding's fake anyway.

869
00:54:23,692 --> 00:54:25,399
At least I got married
before my girl got pregnant.

870
00:54:25,399 --> 00:54:28,189
- Drunk off your ass.
- Yeah, okay, I guess I'm just stressed out

871
00:54:28,189 --> 00:54:30,037
Over getting everything set for my family.

872
00:54:31,463 --> 00:54:35,470
It'd be an honor to have you and
delinda get married with us.

873
00:54:35,808 --> 00:54:36,937
- Really?
- Yeah.

874
00:54:37,511 --> 00:54:39,987
I never thought i'd say this, but I'm
actually excited about getting married.

875
00:54:39,987 --> 00:54:40,827
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

876
00:54:41,499 --> 00:54:44,184
Wow, you are such a girl.

877
00:54:44,456 --> 00:54:45,459
I know. Come here. Give me a hug.

878
00:54:45,459 --> 00:54:46,659
No, that's all right. All right.

879
00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:47,699
Come here. Aw, dude.

880
00:54:47,699 --> 00:54:49,099
It's gonna be fun.

881
00:54:49,099 --> 00:54:51,790
We got it, we got it. Yeah.

882
00:54:53,153 --> 00:54:54,405
Bachelor party tonight. Be ready.

883
00:54:54,405 --> 00:54:55,589
- You be ready.
- I will.

884
00:54:55,589 --> 00:54:57,819
Listen, I gotta run.
My family will be here in a few.

885
00:54:57,819 --> 00:54:59,174
- Really? Where?
- In the lobby.

886
00:54:59,568 --> 00:55:00,839
- I'll be there.
- Okay.

887
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:01,920
- I'll be there.
- All right.

888
00:55:03,494 --> 00:55:04,279
- Victor manning.

889
00:55:04,810 --> 00:55:06,009
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

890
00:55:06,292 --> 00:55:08,306
Now that is a great saddle.

891
00:55:08,306 --> 00:55:10,390
It was a gift from my ranch manager.

892
00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:12,699
That's a hell of a gift. You must be a good boss.

893
00:55:13,145 --> 00:55:16,843
Well, my tendency is to dabble in more
than one business, so it's meant

894
00:55:16,843 --> 00:55:20,093
T to remind me to ride one
horse at a time. Sit down.

895
00:55:20,093 --> 00:55:22,419
Which leads me nicely to the reason I'm here.

896
00:55:24,425 --> 00:55:28,763
When casey died so suddenly, it threw our
family's financial affairs into turmoil.

897
00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:31,616
- I certainly understand. I'm sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.

898
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:36,155
As my brother's principal heir, I found
that there were some... irregularities

899
00:55:36,483 --> 00:55:37,959
In the disposition of his affairs.

900
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:40,877
I didn't figure you were here
because we had a great buffet.

901
00:55:42,284 --> 00:55:43,929
The montecito never should have been sold.

902
00:55:45,618 --> 00:55:49,247
I bought it in a tax sale
conducted by the irs.

903
00:55:49,247 --> 00:55:52,019
If you have a problem, it's with the united
states government.

904
00:55:53,137 --> 00:55:58,599
I want it back. And...
I am prepared to make you an all-Cash offer...

905
00:55:59,033 --> 00:56:01,117
Your $241 million investment

906
00:56:01,773 --> 00:56:05,499
- Plus 50%.
- You're writing a check for $360 million?

907
00:56:05,835 --> 00:56:08,286
Kind of hard to fit all those zeroes
in the little line here.

908
00:56:09,038 --> 00:56:12,805
It's a $120 million profit
for four months' work.

909
00:56:12,805 --> 00:56:17,329
- The montecito is not for sale.
- 60%.

910
00:56:18,009 --> 00:56:19,453
You have my answer.

911
00:56:23,524 --> 00:56:25,796
I'm probably gonna have to fight you on this.

912
00:56:26,297 --> 00:56:27,329
Do what you gotta do.

913
00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:31,733
- Aloha, mr. Cooper.
- It's just cooper. Aloha.

914
00:56:36,235 --> 00:56:38,886
I don't want to stand there
in front of everybody and god

915
00:56:38,886 --> 00:56:42,753
Next to this big, fat, pregnant chick
wearing a circus tent for a wedding dress

916
00:56:42,753 --> 00:56:44,372
We'll take separate pictures.

917
00:56:44,751 --> 00:56:46,553
- This was your idea, wasn't it?
- No,

918
00:56:46,553 --> 00:56:48,424
But what was I gonna say?
He's my best friend.

919
00:56:48,424 --> 00:56:50,220
How am I gonna explain this to my mother?

920
00:56:50,504 --> 00:56:51,849
- Your mom's coming?
- Yeah.

921
00:56:51,849 --> 00:56:53,721
- That's great.
- I guess.

922
00:56:53,930 --> 00:56:56,425
At least we don't have
to pay for any of it.

923
00:56:56,425 --> 00:56:59,230
Cooper is picking up the tab.

924
00:56:59,475 --> 00:57:01,195
- What?
- Cha-Ching. Yes.

925
00:57:01,487 --> 00:57:05,013
No, if he pays, that's just one more chance
for him to interfere in my life.

926
00:57:05,336 --> 00:57:06,840
You know, give me a legitimate wedding

927
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,431
And this whole thing is tied up in a nice bow.

928
00:57:08,431 --> 00:57:12,392
Let's not do anything hasty. Okay, sweetie?

929
00:57:14,188 --> 00:57:17,849
If you ever want to have sex with your wife
again, you will go up there right now

930
00:57:17,849 --> 00:57:22,423
And you will tell him that you
cashed in that cd. Go.

931
00:57:23,409 --> 00:57:25,568
My folks will be here any minute,

932
00:57:26,115 --> 00:57:28,081
So I really need to be in the lobby area.

933
00:57:28,783 --> 00:57:31,030
Fine, I'll do it.

934
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,621
You were just kidding about
that sex thing, right, baby?

935
00:57:36,451 --> 00:57:42,770
His attorneys claim to have another will that supercedes
the one the irs used to initiate the tax sale.

936
00:57:42,770 --> 00:57:44,317
- Have you seen it?
- Not yet.

937
00:57:44,317 --> 00:57:45,606
We will in discovery, of course.

938
00:57:45,606 --> 00:57:46,722
- What are his chances?

939
00:57:46,722 --> 00:57:49,222
If the new will's legitimate,
he's got a shot.

940
00:57:49,968 --> 00:57:53,154
If you don't mind my asking,
what was vic manning's offer?

941
00:57:54,374 --> 00:57:55,992
He went as high as $385 million.

942
00:57:56,305 --> 00:57:58,571
- You should consider it.
- Why?

943
00:57:58,571 --> 00:58:01,168
Because it's a hell of a
profit for four months' work.

944
00:58:01,721 --> 00:58:06,070
And because you've already shown that you can run
this place when nobody thought that you could.

945
00:58:06,346 --> 00:58:08,124
You're gonna have investors
lined up around the block.

946
00:58:08,124 --> 00:58:09,847
You're saying I should build another hotel?

947
00:58:09,847 --> 00:58:12,800
I understand the parcel next
to the montecito is for sale.

948
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,177
I don't do well with partners.

949
00:58:14,177 --> 00:58:18,056
Then borrow against the $140 million
profit and do it yourself.

950
00:58:19,696 --> 00:58:22,355
- Let him sue.
- It's a risk.

951
00:58:24,226 --> 00:58:28,603
If I could get manning's lawyers to
sweeten the offer, why not sell?

952
00:58:28,962 --> 00:58:32,591
Because I like it here,

953
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,073
Thank you, cathy.

954
00:58:39,779 --> 00:58:42,959
- I thought you were through interfering in my life.
- I am.

955
00:58:42,959 --> 00:58:45,158
- So why are you paying for my wedding?
- I'm not.

956
00:58:45,683 --> 00:58:47,186
I'm paying for mike's wedding. Oh.

957
00:58:51,952 --> 00:58:54,413
- Is your mom coming?
- Ah, so she says.

958
00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:58,407
She's pretty unreliable, though, so I'm
not gonna get my hopes up. Does, um,

959
00:58:59,367 --> 00:59:04,306
- She know about you and my dad?
- No. And i'd like to keep it that way.

960
00:59:06,711 --> 00:59:08,360
- Cooper.
- Yes?

961
00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:11,986
Well, I mean, you know, since you're
paying for this whole thing and

962
00:59:11,986 --> 00:59:14,697
My mom is kind of flaky and all, um,

963
00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:17,569
I was wondering if you
wanted to give me away.

964
00:59:23,376 --> 00:59:25,302
Well, I'm going out of town.

965
00:59:27,617 --> 00:59:33,410
But I should be back in time for
the wedding. I'd be honored.

966
00:59:42,941 --> 00:59:45,264
Piper has turned into bridezilla.

967
00:59:46,076 --> 00:59:47,804
You, uh, you nervous about the wedding?

968
00:59:47,804 --> 00:59:50,999
No, no, no, just excited to meet your folks,
that's all. Where's piper?

969
00:59:50,999 --> 00:59:53,614
- She said she'd be here.
- Yeah? Yeah, so

970
00:59:57,929 --> 00:59:58,971
Michael!

971
01:00:01,016 --> 01:00:09,338
- There's my baby!
- Hey, mom! Hey, dad.

972
01:00:12,348 --> 01:00:15,844
Good to see you.
Uncle gerald. Bring it here.

973
01:00:18,398 --> 01:00:22,199
- You better come here.
- Aunt vonice.

974
01:00:23,009 --> 01:00:24,866
You all look great.

975
01:00:24,866 --> 01:00:28,148
So this is the montecito.
It certainly is impressive.

976
01:00:29,295 --> 01:00:33,096
You look so skinny.
What are they feeding you?

977
01:00:34,003 --> 01:00:35,025
I'm danny.

978
01:00:38,637 --> 01:00:39,629
His best friend.

979
01:00:39,914 --> 01:00:43,844
Oh, that's the boy who got the big job
instead of mike. He don't look so smart.

980
01:00:43,844 --> 01:00:44,946
Well, no, he doesn't.

981
01:00:44,946 --> 01:00:46,785
Oh, this is my mom and dad,

982
01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:49,947
- Thelma and eugene cannon.
- Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, sir.

983
01:00:50,292 --> 01:00:52,975
My dear uncle gerald...
deacon gerald. Oh, the deacon.

984
01:00:52,975 --> 01:00:54,304
Nice to meet you.

985
01:00:54,304 --> 01:00:56,302
And my beautiful aunt vonice.

986
01:00:56,674 --> 01:00:58,159
Mmm. Let me ask you.

987
01:00:58,159 --> 01:01:00,983
Are you gonna give a stag
party for my favorite nephew?

988
01:01:01,197 --> 01:01:03,359
Uh... uh, yes, ma'am.

989
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:07,267
Well, you make sure you invite
his daddy and his uncle gerald.

990
01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:08,403
Okay. Yes, ma'am.

991
01:01:08,609 --> 01:01:12,099
When do we get to meet the bride?
Yes! Well, uh, oh!

992
01:01:12,548 --> 01:01:17,628
Here she is now, everybody. Hi. This is piper.

993
01:01:17,878 --> 01:01:20,545
Oh, she's just a little bitty thing.

994
01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:26,575
When were you gonna tell us
she was a white girl?

995
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:43,804
Mom. Oh, baby. Oh, honey. Whoa. Look at you.

996
01:01:43,804 --> 01:01:47,293
You've popped. I know, I know. Oh, delinda,

997
01:01:51,326 --> 01:01:52,999
You look magnificent.

998
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:58,762
My god, mom, look at you. Oh, you like?

999
01:01:58,762 --> 01:02:00,266
Where did you get that outfit?

1000
01:02:00,266 --> 01:02:03,963
Well, you know, I'm not supposed to say.
I mean, they might be able to track us down.

1001
01:02:04,813 --> 01:02:07,129
- Paris.
- How's daddy?

1002
01:02:07,490 --> 01:02:14,204
Oh, I'm sure he's off playing spy with his cia
buddies in iraq, afghanistan, who knows where.

1003
01:02:15,025 --> 01:02:15,987
He was fine when I left him.

1004
01:02:16,925 --> 01:02:20,165
- When you left him in france?
- When I left him, left him.

1005
01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:25,477
Your dad and I are through, delinda.

1006
01:02:29,470 --> 01:02:31,324
Let's go see your wedding dress.

1007
01:02:42,293 --> 01:02:43,976
So I finally get to meet the family, huh?

1008
01:02:43,976 --> 01:02:47,000
I think they really like
me, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1009
01:02:48,111 --> 01:02:51,040
So, uh, does your dad ever say anything?

1010
01:02:51,645 --> 01:02:54,784
Oh, yeah, he might have smiled once
when the bears won the super bowl.

1011
01:02:54,784 --> 01:02:56,150
What about your uncle? What's his story?

1012
01:02:56,608 --> 01:03:00,829
Oh, he's a deacon at his church. My aunt vonice
and uncle gerald have been married for 40 years.

1013
01:03:00,829 --> 01:03:02,054
Best marriage I've ever seen.

1014
01:03:02,325 --> 01:03:05,449
It's gotta be solid. She had him invited
to the bachelor party. Which, by the way

1015
01:03:10,928 --> 01:03:12,636
Huh? Huh? What is...

1016
01:03:12,636 --> 01:03:16,890
"2100 hours, light snacks.
"First round of shots.

1017
01:03:17,203 --> 01:03:19,320
ʮ��� �������
2230, entertainment arrives."

1018
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,524
I am coordinating this last night of freedom
with military precision, man. Yeah. Yeah.

1019
01:03:27,830 --> 01:03:30,031
About the entertainment-- Mm!

1020
01:03:30,274 --> 01:03:33,742
Wait till you see these women, man.
They put on a whole show.

1021
01:03:33,980 --> 01:03:35,541
It's really something.

1022
01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:38,381
You know my father and my
uncle are coming.

1023
01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:45,200
Not to mention cooper. So, danny. Danny.

1024
01:03:45,510 --> 01:03:47,789
I don't want to be looking at
strippers in front of my boss,

1025
01:03:47,789 --> 01:03:49,510
Not to mention my family.

1026
01:03:49,733 --> 01:03:52,447
We're just gonna have a little fun, mikey.
We're not gonna do anything. Come on.

1027
01:03:52,447 --> 01:03:54,754
I mean, I wish I could invite
my dad and my uncle.

1028
01:03:54,754 --> 01:03:57,141
- I know, but...
- But what?

1029
01:03:57,697 --> 01:03:58,567
What do you suggest?

1030
01:03:59,368 --> 01:04:02,440
Maybe a nice dinner, some good wine.

1031
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,909
Yeah, you have dinner.
I'm gonna look at naked girls.

1032
01:04:05,889 --> 01:04:09,014
Okay? I've gotta go.
Make sure that stuff is ready.

1033
01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:15,629
Oh, you look terrific!

1034
01:04:15,629 --> 01:04:18,997
- Sam, you look beautiful.
- Thanks.

1035
01:04:19,279 --> 01:04:21,629
- So you left ed.
- Yeah, finally.Can you believe it?

1036
01:04:23,142 --> 01:04:25,408
All those times I threatened him,
"it's me or the montecito, "

1037
01:04:25,408 --> 01:04:27,408
I finally got the balls to just do it.

1038
01:04:27,408 --> 01:04:28,859
- Well, good for you.
- Sam,

1039
01:04:29,403 --> 01:04:31,908
Living as fugitives
can be very stressful. Maybe

1040
01:04:32,598 --> 01:04:33,847
They're just taking a break.

1041
01:04:34,092 --> 01:04:36,297
Sure. Fat chance.

1042
01:04:36,742 --> 01:04:38,429
Sorry to interrupt. Sam. Yeah.

1043
01:04:38,846 --> 01:04:40,229
Mom, i'd like to introduce you to...

1044
01:04:40,229 --> 01:04:44,659
Is this your mother? Julian. Cooper.

1045
01:04:44,659 --> 01:04:46,159
Cooper owns the montecito.

1046
01:04:46,581 --> 01:04:48,459
Oh. How are you finding the casino business?

1047
01:04:48,459 --> 01:04:50,159
Equal parts elation and confusion.

1048
01:04:50,159 --> 01:04:53,529
- Sam, could you come to my office tomorrow?
- Uh, sure.

1049
01:04:53,801 --> 01:04:57,428
- Nice meeting you, julian.
- See you around.

1050
01:05:02,634 --> 01:05:04,829
- "See you around"?
-What?

1051
01:05:04,829 --> 01:05:06,528
"See you around"? Ugh.

1052
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:09,750
How come you didn't tell your parents I was white?

1053
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:11,246
It doesn't make any difference.

1054
01:05:11,246 --> 01:05:15,498
Then why was it the first thing out of your mother's
mouth when she was squeezing the life out of me?

1055
01:05:15,810 --> 01:05:17,005
Did you tell your mom I'm black?

1056
01:05:17,005 --> 01:05:19,379
I wasn't the one who planned this wedding. Aha!

1057
01:05:20,184 --> 01:05:23,429
F.Y.I., delinda and I are going
to the jewelry store tomorrow,

1058
01:05:23,918 --> 01:05:26,862
And with all the money that
you're saving on this wedding,

1059
01:05:26,862 --> 01:05:31,930
You're gonna buy me a ring. A big one.

1060
01:05:32,668 --> 01:05:34,180
- Vic.
- Danny.

1061
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:37,729
- Hey, what brings you to vegas?
- Sam marquez.

1062
01:05:37,729 --> 01:05:41,637
Ah, many have tried,
few have lived to tell the tale.

1063
01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:48,400
Uh, I didn't mean that. I'm sorry
to hear about your brother.

1064
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:52,858
- No offense taken. Thank you.
- Okay then. Hey, what, uh,

1065
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,566
What are you, uh, what are you doing later tonight?
We're having a little bachelor party.

1066
01:05:58,376 --> 01:05:59,559
- Uh, for who?
- Me and mike.

1067
01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:01,240
You're both getting married?

1068
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:05,279
I guess it's something
in the water. 3543 at 8:00.

1069
01:06:05,279 --> 01:06:08,726
- Is cooper coming?
- Yeah. You know cooper?

1070
01:06:08,726 --> 01:06:11,138
Yeah, just met him. I'll be there.

1071
01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:12,918
Okay, see you then. Yeah.

1072
01:06:22,596 --> 01:06:26,377
And so it begins. To us. Cheers.

1073
01:06:29,445 --> 01:06:30,399
Look at this one.

1074
01:06:31,256 --> 01:06:33,668
Slow down there, girl.
That's like $100, 000.

1075
01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:35,884
How much do you think mike makes a year?

1076
01:06:35,884 --> 01:06:37,327
You don't know how much
your husband makes a year?

1077
01:06:37,850 --> 01:06:39,965
- What if I make more than him?
- Don't ever tell him.

1078
01:06:40,380 --> 01:06:43,476
You're so right. Why not?

1079
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,129
- Mom!
- It's true.

1080
01:06:51,129 --> 01:06:52,959
Come on, guys, let's wake up.

1081
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,160
- It's all you, danny.
- You too, mike.

1082
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:01,518
I call.

1083
01:07:01,904 --> 01:07:07,100
- Two pair, kings over jacks.
- Trip nines.

1084
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:11,578
Your deal.

1085
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:17,666
I'll cut you for it.

1086
01:07:18,804 --> 01:07:21,149
- I get high card,
- You take my deal.

1087
01:07:22,416 --> 01:07:25,638
You get it, I walk.
You never hear from me again.

1088
01:07:25,889 --> 01:07:33,673
- You'd bet $400 million on one card?
- One card.

1089
01:07:37,901 --> 01:07:41,492
If you'd have earned that money
instead of inheriting it,

1090
01:07:41,751 --> 01:07:43,299
That might not be so easy.

1091
01:07:43,592 --> 01:07:46,097
Why not show us that big set of
balls you're so famous for?

1092
01:07:46,097 --> 01:07:49,088
When you're old enough to shave,
come back and we'll talk.

1093
01:07:53,841 --> 01:07:56,559
Hey, guys, I'm gonna call it a night.

1094
01:07:56,559 --> 01:07:59,329
Oh, well, cooper, thank you
for everything. Sure.

1095
01:07:59,329 --> 01:08:00,169
All right, thank you.

1096
01:08:00,623 --> 01:08:01,582
See you at the altar.

1097
01:08:01,582 --> 01:08:03,313
Okay. Take care. Yeah.

1098
01:08:04,451 --> 01:08:06,229
Yeah, yeah, so, uh,

1099
01:08:06,229 --> 01:08:10,200
No naughty nurse or some chick
with a tiny little cop getup.

1100
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,095
No, no, no, no, no, I cancelled them just
like you wanted. There will be no

1101
01:08:13,335 --> 01:08:15,106
Girls in tight, little cop uniforms

1102
01:08:15,106 --> 01:08:17,441
With the tiny shorts,
and the belt, and the handcuffs.

1103
01:08:17,979 --> 01:08:19,829
Don't you worry, you're gonna
get your sausage party tonight.

1104
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,799
It's not... well, thank you
for respecting my wishes.

1105
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,729
I feel uncomfortable with my pops here.

1106
01:08:25,816 --> 01:08:27,159
So where's your uncle gerald anyway?

1107
01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:28,937
He's on chicago time. He's probably asleep.

1108
01:08:29,979 --> 01:08:31,272
This party freakin' blows.

1109
01:08:32,446 --> 01:08:33,928
Haven't we already had our share of fun?

1110
01:08:34,284 --> 01:08:36,425
No, mike, we haven't had our share of fun.

1111
01:08:36,425 --> 01:08:37,748
We have had our share.
Man, I prefer to think of this

1112
01:08:37,748 --> 01:08:39,833
As a place where we can
reconnect with old friends,

1113
01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:42,220
Like my main man greg here.
How are you feeling, greg?

1114
01:08:42,220 --> 01:08:44,445
Hey, what's happening?
Thanks for inviting me.

1115
01:08:44,445 --> 01:08:45,467
Always glad to have you.

1116
01:08:45,467 --> 01:08:47,500
- Hey, can I ask you guys something?
- Of course. Sure.

1117
01:08:48,430 --> 01:08:50,208
Does this look infected to you? Uh...

1118
01:08:59,125 --> 01:09:02,599
- Polly, what's wrong?
- Oh, polly sick. Feel terrible.

1119
01:09:02,810 --> 01:09:05,135
Like get kicked in uterus by donkey.

1120
01:09:05,135 --> 01:09:07,249
Oh, my god. Come in and lie down.
Can I get you anything?

1121
01:09:07,663 --> 01:09:12,258
You cannot help. Polly need a doctor. Aah!

1122
01:09:15,130 --> 01:09:18,023
Did somebody say "doctor"?

1123
01:09:55,058 --> 01:10:00,865
* gentlemen, may I introduce
madam emily and officer tiffany.

1124
01:10:09,697 --> 01:10:11,202
There is a god!

1125
01:10:17,007 --> 01:10:18,107
Uncle gerald, i--

1126
01:10:18,107 --> 01:10:20,742
Mix me a courvoisier and coke
and try not to block the view.

1127
01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:07,190
- Are you the other dancer?
- I am looking for sam marquez.

1128
01:11:07,190 --> 01:11:09,245
- Tell her it's vic.
- Oh! Ah!

1129
01:11:10,456 --> 01:11:16,873
You're casey's brother? Yeah.
Come here. Ah! You're cute.

1130
01:11:17,830 --> 01:11:20,894
Go get her, go get her. Just a minute.

1131
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:36,399
You young folks call this
krunk dancin'. It ain't new.

1132
01:11:36,399 --> 01:11:38,929
Back when we invented it, we called it

1133
01:11:38,929 --> 01:11:41,317
The "cotton candy."

1134
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:11,023
Do you remember how I told you--I told you
about that whole-- The whole deadwood thing?

1135
01:12:11,023 --> 01:12:14,204
I want you to have everything
that your heart desires,

1136
01:12:14,204 --> 01:12:16,090
And I know that you will learn to love me too.

1137
01:12:16,090 --> 01:12:17,306
- You're drunk.
- Very.

1138
01:12:17,306 --> 01:12:19,373
But this is what I came to vegas for.

1139
01:12:20,359 --> 01:12:24,199
Samantha jean marquez... jane. Uh! My bad.

1140
01:12:24,199 --> 01:12:27,907
- Samantha jane marquez...
- No, no, no, no, no. Shh!

1141
01:12:29,643 --> 01:12:32,363
- Will you marry me?
- Ok yeah

1142
01:12:50,317 --> 01:12:53,268
Vic and sam, huh?
Where the hell does that one come from?

1143
01:12:53,623 --> 01:12:55,390
I can think of a billion reasons.

1144
01:12:55,825 --> 01:12:56,921
���������������
well, I think he really loves her.

1145
01:12:58,739 --> 01:13:01,933
Regardless, what kind of a guy
gets drunk and just proposes?

1146
01:13:04,730 --> 01:13:07,200
Or, you know, maybe it could work out.

1147
01:13:08,068 --> 01:13:09,785
Have you seen your uncle gerald?

1148
01:13:10,016 --> 01:13:11,703
He didn't come home last night.

1149
01:13:12,830 --> 01:13:14,700
You're so funny.

1150
01:13:19,330 --> 01:13:20,501
Where you been?

1151
01:13:22,405 --> 01:13:23,559
Good morning, everyone.

1152
01:13:24,430 --> 01:13:26,258
-This is tiffany.
- Hey.

1153
01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:31,176
Vonice, it's happening in vegas,
and I'm staying in vegas.

1154
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:32,300
���鱦��
come on, baby.

1155
01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:39,024
A--Aunt vonice,
I'm sure it's not the way it looks.

1156
01:13:40,004 --> 01:13:43,899
You were in charge of that stag party
last night. What happened to my gerald?

1157
01:13:43,899 --> 01:13:46,597
You better have an answer
for me, boy, and quick.

1158
01:13:51,810 --> 01:13:53,301
Hi, you wanted to see me?

1159
01:13:53,587 --> 01:13:58,522
Vic manning filed two losses this morning
one to invalidate his brother's will,

1160
01:13:58,522 --> 01:14:02,140
The other to invalidate the
sale of the montecito to me.

1161
01:14:02,989 --> 01:14:03,636
What are you gonna do?

1162
01:14:03,636 --> 01:14:05,778
You're sleeping with the enemy.
I'm not gonna tell you.

1163
01:14:07,704 --> 01:14:08,660
Come here.

1164
01:14:11,087 --> 01:14:14,238
This is why I said no to
your high-Roller idea.

1165
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:15,981
You're building a new tower?

1166
01:14:15,981 --> 01:14:19,715
2, 000 new rooms, all suites,
doubling the size of the casino.

1167
01:14:19,952 --> 01:14:22,374
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I told you to be patient.

1168
01:14:22,374 --> 01:14:24,699
I wasn't gonna build you a high-Roller area

1169
01:14:24,699 --> 01:14:27,420
Because I was building you
an entire high-Roller floor.

1170
01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:30,873
Well, my relationship with vic doesn't
have anything to do with this.

1171
01:14:30,873 --> 01:14:32,680
I'm not sure I can risk believing you.

1172
01:14:33,985 --> 01:14:35,924
But I wish you both lots of happiness.

1173
01:14:37,333 --> 01:14:38,060
Where are you going?

1174
01:14:39,549 --> 01:14:41,530
There's some things I have to take care of.

1175
01:14:49,035 --> 01:14:49,826
Ok...

1176
01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:55,298
Cooper just took off, probably on his way
to new york to talk to his lawyers.

1177
01:14:55,298 --> 01:14:59,353
Oh, and mitch tracked down that tiffany. So I guess
I'll have to have a little chitchat with her.

1178
01:14:59,353 --> 01:15:02,049
What about you? You talk to uncle gerald?

1179
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:05,115
- It makes you think though.
- I seen it a hundred times.

1180
01:15:05,115 --> 01:15:07,156
Vegas makes people do crazy things.

1181
01:15:07,366 --> 01:15:10,972
How does a guy married for so many years
just go off the reservation like that?

1182
01:15:11,404 --> 01:15:12,384
Maybe it gets old.

1183
01:15:13,889 --> 01:15:17,227
You know, maybe marriage just
gets old after a while.

1184
01:15:17,651 --> 01:15:20,730
- It only gets old if you let it, right?
- Yeah.

1185
01:15:35,593 --> 01:15:37,878
- Is anyone having second thoughts?
- Me too.

1186
01:15:37,878 --> 01:15:39,429
It's too late. You're already married.

1187
01:15:39,429 --> 01:15:42,468
- I'm too young to be married.
- On what planet?

1188
01:15:42,719 --> 01:15:46,317
My mom leaves my dad after 35 years.
I mean, what does that say about me and danny?

1189
01:15:46,549 --> 01:15:48,613
I don't want to get married
just because I'm pregnant.

1190
01:15:48,613 --> 01:15:51,747
I'm so scared we're gonna have the baby
and then get a divorce.

1191
01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:55,457
Why are you getting married? I mean, you're the last
person I would expect to do something this impulsive.

1192
01:15:55,457 --> 01:15:57,829
Vic and I have this very special connection,

1193
01:15:57,829 --> 01:16:00,742
And I feel like he's never gonna
try to change me. So that's nice.

1194
01:16:01,243 --> 01:16:04,235
Also, I'm still in love with casey
and I see him every time I look at vic's face.

1195
01:16:04,853 --> 01:16:06,145
God, we're all screwed up.

1196
01:16:07,399 --> 01:16:11,463
Ladies, please feel free to choose from anything
in the store, compliments of mr. Manning. Oh.

1197
01:16:13,260 --> 01:16:16,604
Well I'm already married, so what
the hell. I'm gonna get a ring.

1198
01:16:18,142 --> 01:16:21,036
Guys like gerald used to
be players back in the day.

1199
01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:22,267
Now they're just old.

1200
01:16:22,267 --> 01:16:25,701
- You're breaking up a marriage.
- He's just vegas-Crazy.

1201
01:16:25,913 --> 01:16:29,999
He just wants to feel like he can
pull some fine ass one more time.

1202
01:16:30,638 --> 01:16:35,101
Uh, well I'm sure that you got his money.
So send him back to his wife

1203
01:16:35,410 --> 01:16:39,368
Or what? I don't have any warrants.
I didn't do anything illegal.

1204
01:16:39,638 --> 01:16:43,041
- Maybe I like him.
- We're talking about my best friend's uncle.

1205
01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:46,842
- And I'm president of this hotel.
- You don't have anything on me.

1206
01:16:47,156 --> 01:16:48,600
Well then I'll make something up.

1207
01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:50,703
Who do you think they're gonna believe?

1208
01:16:52,930 --> 01:16:57,695
I know I lost my head.I'm sorry if i
embarrassed you in front of your friends.

1209
01:16:58,351 --> 01:17:00,049
There's a lot of temptation in this town.

1210
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,844
It hits you like lightning, boy.

1211
01:17:01,844 --> 01:17:03,426
I got booty-Struck.

1212
01:17:03,985 --> 01:17:05,800
40 years I've been married to your aunt.

1213
01:17:07,419 --> 01:17:09,522
Hasn't all been peaches
and cream, you know?

1214
01:17:09,831 --> 01:17:12,960
You gotta go back with
your tail between your legs

1215
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:16,008
And eat a big slice of humble pie.

1216
01:17:16,368 --> 01:17:19,127
I guess you're right.
Hell, hillary took bill back.

1217
01:17:19,551 --> 01:17:22,782
I'm sure your aunt would do the same
for me. One day you'll see, mike.

1218
01:17:23,341 --> 01:17:24,923
It sucks getting old.

1219
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:34,351
What I wouldn't give to do the cotton
candy with that one last time.

1220
01:17:34,351 --> 01:17:36,801
Ha, to be more careful.

1221
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:44,659
You girls all ready for the big day?

1222
01:17:44,659 --> 01:17:46,230
- Absolutely.
- So ready.

1223
01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:51,380
The montecito jet went down
on its way to new york.

1224
01:17:51,727 --> 01:17:54,158
- Where?
- Somewhere in western colorado.

1225
01:17:54,987 --> 01:18:01,132
The fuselage broke in two on impact.
Pilot's in a coma. Everyone else is dead.

1226
01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:05,030
What's wrong?

1227
01:18:05,435 --> 01:18:07,313
The montecito jet crashed
on the way to new york.

1228
01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:09,029
I saw cooper pack his suitcase.

1229
01:18:09,029 --> 01:18:11,429
He said he was gonna be gone
for a couple of days.

1230
01:18:11,429 --> 01:18:12,660
He told me the same thing.

1231
01:18:13,136 --> 01:18:17,034
Pilot's in a coma, but otherwise
there were no survivors.

1232
01:18:28,198 --> 01:18:29,300
Look at that.

1233
01:18:30,243 --> 01:18:32,800
It can take days to get
through all that wreckage.

1234
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:39,050
- Any word on the pilot?
- He's still unconscious.

1235
01:18:43,198 --> 01:18:45,429
You know, maybe there's a chance that he...

1236
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,505
No one else on that aircraft could've survived, danny.

1237
01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:52,430
This place is cursed.

1238
01:18:53,864 --> 01:18:55,040
It's not your fault.

1239
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,929
Nah, I should've said something.

1240
01:18:56,929 --> 01:19:00,184
He went to see his lawyers because i
filed a lawsuit to get the hotel back.

1241
01:19:00,492 --> 01:19:01,629
If anything, it's my fault.

1242
01:19:01,629 --> 01:19:03,899
- Don't buy the montecito
- Why?

1243
01:19:04,147 --> 01:19:07,828
Because casey, monica, now cooper...

1244
01:19:08,233 --> 01:19:10,560
You own this place, you won't live a year.

1245
01:19:14,778 --> 01:19:16,437
He was gonna give me away.

1246
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,000
I know, honey.

1247
01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:21,383
I know.

1248
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,610
I'm telling you, it's an omen.

1249
01:19:28,330 --> 01:19:29,696
What are you talking about?

1250
01:19:30,448 --> 01:19:33,464
These weddings weren't supposed
to happen. I mean, think about it.

1251
01:19:34,235 --> 01:19:38,422
- You were having second thoughts.
- I was not having second thoughts, mom.

1252
01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:42,550
Sweetie, I'm your mother. I know
you better than you know you.

1253
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:48,588
Cooper was so excited about the baby,
and with daddy being gone, it's just all so...

1254
01:19:49,313 --> 01:19:51,800
... sad.

1255
01:19:53,442 --> 01:19:57,425
So out of respect,
cancel the wedding.

1256
01:19:57,946 --> 01:20:00,930
What are we gonna do?
All those people came all this way.

1257
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,017
We can't have the weddings...

1258
01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:08,359
Even though he would probably want us too.

1259
01:20:08,359 --> 01:20:12,047
- Yeah, but piper's a mess.
- Really?

1260
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,721
All right, I'll...

1261
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:22,279
That's it, then, we'll just... we'll turn the
wedding ceremony into a memorial service

1262
01:20:23,128 --> 01:20:24,073
What are you gonna say?

1263
01:20:25,130 --> 01:20:26,529
What are you gonna say?

1264
01:20:26,529 --> 01:20:27,759
You were closest to him.

1265
01:20:27,759 --> 01:20:29,825
Uh, you're the better public speaker.

1266
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:30,959
You're president of operations.

1267
01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:33,030
Mike, I just started getting to know the guy.

1268
01:20:33,489 --> 01:20:35,282
And he mostly just messed with my head, so...

1269
01:20:35,282 --> 01:20:38,061
- He got a kick out of winding you up
- You too.

1270
01:20:41,230 --> 01:20:43,850
Okay, okay, I guess I'll come up with something.

1271
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,080
- I thought this was supposed to be a wedding.
- Uh, yeah.

1272
01:20:54,312 --> 01:20:56,570
Slight change of plans. Do you, uh...

1273
01:20:56,570 --> 01:20:58,399
You don't happen to know anything sad.

1274
01:20:58,399 --> 01:21:00,199
Sad songs? Yeah, are you kidding?

1275
01:21:00,199 --> 01:21:02,702
Okay, good, thank you.
I'll be back in just a minute.

1276
01:21:11,649 --> 01:21:16,723
We're here today to celebrate
the life and the accomplishments

1277
01:21:18,182 --> 01:21:19,629
Of mr. A.J. Cooper.

1278
01:21:21,775 --> 01:21:23,988
And to reflect on what it was
that he meant to each of us.

1279
01:21:24,494 --> 01:21:27,538
Tell you what he meant to be, nothing.
I only met the man for five minutes.

1280
01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:30,005
Ladies and gentlemen,

1281
01:21:31,066 --> 01:21:33,660
Let's share a few moments with james blunt.

1282
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:50,459
* so while I'm turning in my sheets *

1283
01:21:50,459 --> 01:21:53,329
* and once again I cannot sleep *

1284
01:21:53,329 --> 01:21:56,299
* walk out the door and up the street *

1285
01:21:56,299 --> 01:22:00,129
* look at the stars beneath my feet *

1286
01:22:00,129 --> 01:22:03,059
* remember rights that I did wrong *

1287
01:22:03,059 --> 01:22:07,160
* so here I go

1288
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:29,999
* I'm not calling for a second chance *

1289
01:22:29,999 --> 01:22:34,400
* I'm screaming at the top of my voice *

1290
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:42,829
* give me reason but don't give me choice *

1291
01:22:42,829 --> 01:22:44,030
* 'cause I'll just make

1292
01:22:46,030 --> 01:22:50,330
* the same mistake again

1293
01:22:51,934 --> 01:22:53,902
He was a handsome man.

1294
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:14,960
* so while I'm turning in my sheets *

1295
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,760
* and once again I cannot sleep *

1296
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:27,860
* look at the stars fall down

1297
01:23:30,730 --> 01:23:33,830
* and wonder where

1298
01:23:36,730 --> 01:23:39,830
* did I go wrong *

1299
01:23:49,738 --> 01:23:51,011
Am I late?

1300
01:23:56,814 --> 01:23:59,245
Now that's an entrance.

1301
01:24:02,364 --> 01:24:03,329
He's alive.

1302
01:24:04,048 --> 01:24:07,289
- Something's wrong?
- Ah! The baby!

1303
01:24:13,087 --> 01:24:14,650
Danny

1304
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:27,105
Danny! Oh, my god.

1305
01:24:28,224 --> 01:24:30,771
Somebody call an ambulance! Hurry!

1306
01:24:30,771 --> 01:24:32,571
End of season 5