1 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,665 Are you a top or a bottom? 2 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,842 I beg your pardon? 3 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,549 I mean in real life. 4 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,881 This is real life. 5 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,216 Let me put it this way... 6 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,306 Do you think we should get out of Iraq? 7 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,936 Is your daddy paying for this? 8 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,475 No. 9 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,442 You're taking a picture of yourself at Ground Zero... 10 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,899 do you smile? 11 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,738 Get on the fucking bed! 12 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,849 - Are you in? - Yeah. 13 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,356 If you could have any super power, what would it be? 14 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,029 The power to make you interesting. 15 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,234 Do you think you'll ever have kids? 16 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,652 You only have an hour. 17 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,070 It's my money. 18 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:41,581 You fucking trust fund hipster piece of fetus shit! 19 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,575 - I'm sorry! -"I'm sorry" what? 20 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,912 I'm sorry, Mistress Severin. 21 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,751 But I'm serious. What are your thoughts on procreation? 22 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:54,553 I want to do it by myself in the dark, like a worm. 23 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,853 Can you describe your last orgasm? 24 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,684 It was great. 25 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,813 It was like time had stopped and I was completely alone. 26 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:02,862 Let's go, partner. 27 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,744 No, not yet... 28 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,080 I'm gonna miss my fucking train. 29 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,688 Oh, God! 30 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,188 Oh! Easy, easy! 31 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,328 Huh. 32 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,965 Were you sad afterwards? 33 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,843 Yeah. 34 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,054 Why? 35 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,349 'Cause time hadn't stopped... 36 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,510 and I wasn't alone. 37 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,483 Hey hon, I'm home! 38 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,525 Hey. 39 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,989 - You doing yoga? - Yeah. 40 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,870 Sorry, I would have been here sooner 41 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:29,203 but somebody threw themselves in front of the L train. 42 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,331 - Hey. - Hey. 43 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,669 God, you're so sweaty. I love it. 44 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,261 I just jerked off, actually. 45 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,593 You did? 46 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,174 Did you think of me? 47 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,438 I'm gonna go put on some clothes. 48 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,567 This is recording. 49 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:56,981 Fuck! 50 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,653 When are you gonna let me see what you're working on? 51 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,071 Soon. 52 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,791 Thank you. 53 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,422 Oh. Thank you. 54 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,005 Cutie. 55 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,966 That was- oh God, that was incredible. 56 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,676 Definitely. 57 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,852 Oh God, I feel sorry for people who don't have what we have. 58 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,574 Like Brad and Cheryl. 59 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,698 Brad and Cheryl? 60 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,076 Yeah, the couple I've been working with. 61 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,992 Can you keep a secret? 62 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,585 Of course I can keep a secret. 63 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,962 Yesterday Cheryl told me... 64 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,009 she's been faking her orgasms. 65 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,055 She won't tell Brad because she's afraid he'll break up with her. 66 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,349 So I finally told her what I think she should do. 67 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,718 What should she do? 68 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,269 She should keep faking. 69 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,604 It's a completely legitimate strategy to buy time. 70 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,484 - Really? -'Cause the thing is, 71 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:23,947 is if she tells Brad he's gonna think it's all his fault. 72 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,028 You know? 73 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:30,446 And the thing is, an orgasm isn't something Brad can give her. 74 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,912 She has to claim it for herself. 75 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,035 What do you think? 76 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,503 What do you mean, what do I think? 77 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,517 Hi. 78 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,569 Jamie and Jamie. 79 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,948 Actually I just started calling myself "James" again. 80 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,036 I'm sorry. 81 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,780 - That's all right. - I keep forgetting. 82 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,918 Jamie and James. Tell me about yourselves. 83 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:22,877 Well, I'm Jamie Mitchell. I was a child actor. 84 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,001 I was on a TV show called 'One of the Family.' 85 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,672 Where the rich black couple adopted the poor white trash kid... 86 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,762 and they didn't have the heart to tell him he's not black? 87 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,185 "I'm an albino!" 88 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,099 I'm Canadian. 89 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:42,025 Well, Jamie and I met when I was doing research for 90 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,527 'Taken From the Streets.' I played a street hustler. 91 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,901 And James was... 92 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,276 He was escorting at the time. 93 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,783 James, what do you do now? 94 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,031 Well, I don't hustle any more. 95 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,786 I guess- 96 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,371 He's a lifeguard. 97 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,336 - Yeah, at a- - A gym jacuzzi. 98 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,211 Can you tell me why you're here? 99 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,261 Well, recently we started talking about opening up the relationship, you know- 100 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,845 Sexually. 101 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:15,510 I was a little surprised when Jamie mentioned that he wanted to do this. 102 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,809 And then I thought, you know we've been together 5 years, and... 103 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,058 I mean, let's face it, monogamy's for straight people. 104 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:27,654 But we thought we should get an impartial opinion from a sex therapist. 105 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,485 Dr. Lin? 106 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,035 Actually, I prefer the term "couples counselor." 107 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,281 Although I have a great deal of experience in sex therapy. 108 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,996 Jamie, I'm wondering, can you do me a big favor? 109 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,367 Sure. 110 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,581 Leave us alone. 111 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,710 Okay. 112 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,677 - Thanks. - All right. 113 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,807 Why are you here? 114 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,515 Well, something did happen at work last week. 115 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:08,312 Would you mind if I taped myself talking about this? 116 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,027 See, I'm making this little film, 117 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,650 and I just wanted to tape myself telling this story. 118 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,910 - Just me. - Sure. Okay. 119 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,414 So, I was at the gym last week. 120 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,656 Oh, Jesus! 121 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,280 Something's in there! Something's in the bottom there. 122 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,993 Can you help me?! 123 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,035 Whoa. What was that? 124 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,787 It must have been a brownout. 125 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,417 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah. 126 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,539 Everything's fine. 127 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,754 You know, we were making some progress. 128 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,962 You know what? I got to hear from James... 129 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,723 and now I'd love to hear from you, Jamie. 130 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,430 Tell me what you need in your life right now. 131 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,814 Well, I need Jamie. 132 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,520 Besides James. 133 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:15,021 We love each other so much. 134 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,365 I just- 135 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,952 I don't want to lose him. 136 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,324 And I think about him and other guys... 137 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:29,165 and then I think about me and other guys, and I think... 138 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,666 maybe there's an opportunity here. I mean, there's a lot of good... 139 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:37,256 and cute people in the world who don't have any love in their lives. 140 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,221 I think we could help them. I mean, I love cute people. 141 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,636 Tell me what you need in one sentence. 142 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,183 I love everybody. 143 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,514 That's not a need. 144 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,978 I need to love everybody. 145 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:56,153 Wait! Did you just hear me? I need to love everybody?! 146 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,111 How could I love everybody? I can't even meet everybody! 147 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,109 Whoa! You're good! 148 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,401 - Thank you! - Jamie- 149 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,404 'Cause, Honey, I'm having a breakthrough. 150 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,203 Jamie, that's actually called a false epiphany. 151 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,325 Oh, come on! Give me a breakthrough! You gave him a breakthrough! 152 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,915 - You don't just dole out the breakthroughs! - Well, you can! 153 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,038 Why don't you give yourself a breakthrough? 154 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,130 I don't need a breakthrough! 155 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,298 You look like you need a breakthrough! 156 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,591 I do not need a breakthrough! 157 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,585 - We all need breakthroughs! - You shut up and sit down! 158 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,512 - You shut up! - Sit down! 159 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,764 Oh my God. You know what? I am so sorry. 160 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,222 I'm not gonna charge you for this session. 161 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,193 It's- 162 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,240 I'm pre-orgasmic. 163 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,029 Does that mean you're about to have one? 164 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,414 No. 165 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,666 I've never had one. 166 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,516 - Get the hell out! - Unhand me! 167 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,431 - Everybody hates you! - Do you know who I am? 168 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,145 - Yes, I know who you are. - Doctor Donut! 169 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,727 - Eat my twat, Doctor Donut! - Fuck you! 170 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,437 I hate carbs! 171 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,732 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 172 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,993 Jamie and James told me to come here. 173 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,032 What's your name? 174 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,196 Sofia. 175 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,826 Oh, Sofia! I'm Justin Bond. I'm the mistress of Shortbus. 176 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,167 Come on. 177 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,426 - Do you know what a short bus is? - No. 178 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:51,385 You've heard of the big yellow school bus? Well, this is the short one. 179 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,930 It's a salon for the gifted and challenged. 180 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,177 Hiyah! 181 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:59,264 That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve. 182 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,066 This place has really taken off in the last few years, 183 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,272 since all these young people started flocking to the city. 184 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,109 Why would they come to New York? It's so expensive to live here. 185 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,613 9/11. it's the only thing real that's ever happened to them. 186 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,202 Now, in here is our performance room. 187 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,868 But tonight we're having a film festival. 188 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,453 They're boring as hell, but I find the more boring they are... 189 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,207 the more intelligent people think they are for watching them. 190 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,627 -"I'm an albino!" - Thanks! 191 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,427 There's the Jamies. 192 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,175 Hey! 193 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,307 Good to see you. 194 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,560 - Hi, James. - Hey. 195 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,687 I'm so glad you came. 196 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,230 I just have to switch the films. 197 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,975 We're gonna do a 3-hour Gertrude Stein documentary. 198 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,111 That sounds like a real weenie-shrinker. Come on, let's go get laid. 199 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,237 - You gonna be all right? - Yeah, I've got her. 200 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,568 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 201 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,122 Are you sure you want to try this tonight? 202 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,458 No, let's do it. it'll be good for us. 203 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,376 Are you okay with it? 204 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,999 Yeah. 205 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:10,798 If you find somebody and I don't, you know, that's totally cool. 206 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,631 But if I find somebody and you don't that's a deal-breaker for me. 207 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,387 - I can't do that. - No. No. Don't do that. 208 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,437 I spend half my time blowing the NYPD to keep this place open. 209 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,437 I barely have any time for myself. 210 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,190 Here's the "Sex-Not-Bombs" Room. 211 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,603 This is where it all happens. Aren't they beautiful? 212 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,832 It's not your average sort of Friday night event but... 213 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,667 people seem to be enjoying themselves. 214 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,624 Last week, we had some people in here. 215 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,377 I had to throw them out, because, you know, this is my house. 216 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,548 Oh, this is Creamy. She's your maitre d'. 217 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,179 Pleased to meet you. Can I offer you some condoms or lube? 218 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,681 No, I'm fine. Thank you. 219 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,011 Well, then maybe some bloodies. 220 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,351 These are cannabis-free. The potcorn isn't. 221 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,687 - Excuse me. - Potcorn! 222 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,143 These are actually not all for me. Thank you so-so much. 223 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,144 Why don't you come in and have a look? After all, voyeurism is participation. 224 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,615 Well? 225 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,159 Oh, come on. 226 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,913 These bitches in there eating ass and sucking cock... 227 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,325 and then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan. 228 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,538 Hi. 229 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,420 - What's up? - Any bites? 230 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,255 - No. - I love these little gadgets. 231 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,674 Oh, this is Sofia. She's a friend of the Jamies. 232 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:14,917 - You know the Jamies? - Yeah. 233 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,382 I love the Jamies. They're like the cutest couple in the whole world. 234 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,388 Do you think you could introduce me to them? 235 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,423 Yeah, probably. 236 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,887 - I'm Ceth. With a C. - Justin? 237 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,770 Someone just came on your cat. 238 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,680 - It's not funny. - Good luck with that. 239 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,141 Why can't they leave my pussy alone? 240 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,225 What is that? 241 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,103 It's a Yenta 650. It's supposed to find me a husband. 242 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,650 How does it work? 243 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,524 - Well, I put in my profile- - Ha ve / got a match for you! 244 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,738 Hello. 245 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,195 - Hi. - I'm Magnus. 246 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,824 And you are Keth. 247 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,960 That's actually Ceth. So you're 1.9 meters tall? 248 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,665 What's that in feet and inches? 249 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,707 Do you know? Where are you from? 250 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:54,923 - Canada. - Oh really? 251 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,755 -6 and a half feet. -6 and a half! 252 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,720 - So that makes a 15 centimeter dick. - Oh my God! 253 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,302 Maybe we can talk about this if we sit. 254 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,054 Yeah, I'll be right there. 255 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:04,975 Great. 256 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,182 - Is my hair okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 257 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:11,850 Thanks. 258 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,985 - Sofia, come sit with us. - Okay. 259 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,028 You make it sound like the Loch Ness Monster. I mean... 260 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,160 it doesn't seem like it should be so hard to... to find. 261 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,912 It is so elusive. You know? 262 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,822 I'm starting to wonder if it's even natural. 263 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,700 It's not necessary for procreation, is it? 264 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,586 It only seems to appear in a handful of species like... 265 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,373 the rabbit and the ferret, the bottle-nosed dolphin... 266 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,132 the macaque, the benobo - 267 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,384 Hey. "I'm an albino!" 268 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:40,882 Thanks. 269 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,343 Well, I am. So it meant a lot to me. 270 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,928 Oh. That means a lot to me, actually. 271 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,343 Hey. 272 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,094 Hey. 273 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,438 - You gonna be around later? - Sure. 274 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,317 Sorry, go on. 275 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,984 You know, I feel like we're inundated by images of these super-deluxe babes... 276 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,069 in the throes of the ultimate orgasm. 277 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,280 I think it's just some myth to sell more magazines. 278 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,369 Whoa. Whoa, myth? 279 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,039 Did you just say that female orgasms are a myth? 280 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,453 Yeah. 281 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:12,459 I'm here to tell you, sister, they're not. 282 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,249 - Here we go. - I've seen them happen before. 283 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,417 They're completely real. 284 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,923 Shabbos, Sofia. Sofia, Shabbos. 285 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,212 Hey, kids. 286 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,459 - Hello. - Nice to meet you. 287 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,756 I'm Shabbos Goy, and if you're Jewish I can help you turn on your lights. 288 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,220 I'm agnostic. 289 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,385 - Do you like performance art? - Yeah, I do. 290 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,766 Okay. I'm gonna do a show soon. I think that you should come to it. 291 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:34,057 It might be sort of therapeutic for your little problem. 292 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,516 - Excuse me? - I have to say, 293 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,732 I find the fact that you can't have an orgasm completely unacceptable. 294 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,111 I would really like to work with you. 295 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,902 - Shabbos! - Maybe I can help her. 296 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:44,362 You know, I'm sort of like an orgasmic superhero. 297 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:47,115 Have / got a match for you! Bo y oh boychik! 298 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,826 OM shayna punam! Shayne punam at 7702:o'clock! 299 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,915 So nu? Skedaddle! Go! Why so picky? 300 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,158 Shit. 301 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,961 Sir, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 302 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,673 My pacemaker... this odd vibration. 303 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,543 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no. 304 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,383 I think it was my Yenta. 305 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,092 Your who? 306 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,679 Do I know you from somewhere? 307 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,390 Well... 308 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,650 I used to be the Mayor of New York. 309 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,437 Oh my God! 310 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,695 It's called "Ode to the Female Secretion" and it works in 5 different movements. 311 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,327 Lubrication, lactation... 312 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,237 ejaculation, which is my favorite. 313 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,410 Then, urination and menstruation. 314 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,329 - I think my throat's closing. - I can do the last 2. 315 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,077 Are you a really heavy bleeder? 316 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,833 On my 2nd and 3rd days. 317 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,748 That's so hot. That's so hot. You know I use... 318 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,708 I use menstrual blood as makeup in my show. 319 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,631 Tampons, just pull them right out... 320 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,966 fresh from the fruit, and use it as lipstick. 321 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,676 It's a period piece. 322 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,091 You're kidding. 323 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,600 I should totally use that in the show. 324 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,515 That's the first funny thing you've ever said in your life. 325 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,387 Would you be interested in doing that? 326 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,228 - You mean, donating my- - Some of your menstrual blood. 327 00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,224 For my face. 328 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,685 - Oh, come on, now! - What? 329 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,231 I'm drawing the line! Whoa! 330 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,987 - Did that make you- - No. Yeah! 331 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,489 You know, I think it just made you uncomfortable... 332 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:06,983 -because you're a little baby homo. - What are you doing? 333 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,034 Does this really have anything to do with an orgasm? 334 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,241 It comes from her fuckin' pussy. Why are you so uncomfortable about it? 335 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:14,160 I can deal with pussies. I'm around them all the time. 336 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,950 I'm not talking about your fucking boyfriend. 337 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,870 Get him off of me! 338 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,837 You got a boner! 339 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,883 It's my cell phone, you fucking albino butch faggot! 340 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,626 Why don't you fuck me, then, with your mangina? 341 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,758 I'm gonna kick your ass just for cockblocking me, you fucking dick. 342 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,638 Hi. Hi. 343 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,398 Are you okay? 344 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,686 There's just lots of... lots of... 345 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,069 Men? 346 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,863 - Jesus, Bitch. - Yeah. 347 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:47,947 My name's Bitch. 348 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:49,858 Hi, Bitch. 349 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,572 - You are? - Sofia. 350 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,615 Hey, sister. Sit down. You're in the right place. 351 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,704 You're in the pussy palace. 352 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:01,162 So you're a sex therapist but you've never had an orgasm? 353 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,709 Actually, I prefer the term "couples counselor." 354 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,299 Have you ever been with a woman? 355 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:09,261 No. You know, I'm not sure if I'm wired that way. 356 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,131 You know, Rob's the only person I've ever been with. 357 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:16,177 - Whoa! Oh my God. - You must have some major blue clit! 358 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,521 You ever do those P.C. muscle exercises? 359 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,311 You know, the P.C. muscle that controls your pee. 360 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,018 So when you're peeing next time, just... 361 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,605 you know, squeeze it up and then let it go, squeeze it up, let it go. 362 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,240 - That's good for your orgasms. - I'm doing it right now. 363 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:31,571 Can you guys tell? 364 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,114 Can I ask you a question? 365 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,157 I want to know... 366 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:39,750 what did your very best orgasm feel like? 367 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,963 Welcome to Lifetime Television. It's all about your pussies. 368 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,333 This is gonna sound really cheesy, but... 369 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:52,172 I felt like I was shooting out creative energy into the world. 370 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,760 And it was merging with other people's energy... 371 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,894 and then there was no war... and there was peace. 372 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,520 - That's sweet. - Wow. 373 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,275 Well, mine was definitely with Little Prince. 374 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,606 We had this incredible connection. 375 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:11,820 We just like made it like really slow and still- and I felt like... 376 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,863 I was finally not alone. 377 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,995 Mine felt kind of like I was talking to the gods or something. 378 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,204 You know? They were- 379 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,748 - Shut the fuck up. - Excuse me. 380 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,710 So, Sofia, if you've never had an orgasm, then... 381 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:30,589 how does it feel, like, for you to have sex? 382 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,174 Great. Yeah. Oh man. 383 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,433 Sex is really awesome. I love sex. 384 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:41,891 We all know that, right? We all know that sex feels terrific. 385 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,931 That's great. Totally. 386 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:47,686 I love it. I love it a lot. It's a great workout. Feels good. 387 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,694 And I love, you know, loving my husband. 388 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,858 It's just, there comes a point sometimes where it just gets really... 389 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,486 a lot of pressure, and kind of "ugh." It feels a little bit "ah." 390 00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:03,243 Kind of like somebody's gonna kill me and I just have to, you know... 391 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,786 smile and pretend to enjoy it. 392 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,747 You know, and that way I can survive. 393 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,096 Fuck, Severin! 394 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,055 Excuse me. 395 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,057 That was totally inappropriate! 396 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,352 - Don't mind her - Freak. 397 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,630 But you know what's the most wonderful thing about New York? 398 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,297 What? 399 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,880 It's where everyone comes to get fucked. Really! 400 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:58,764 It's one of the last places where people are still willing to bend over... 401 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,674 to let in the new. 402 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,140 And the old. 403 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,653 New Yorkers are... 404 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,743 permeable. 405 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,120 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 406 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,906 You sure? 407 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,285 Yeah. Therefore, we're sane. 408 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:33,591 Consequently, we're the target of the impermeable... 409 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,677 -and the insane. - Yeah. 410 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,223 And of course, New York... 411 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,970 is where everyone comes to be forgiven. 412 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,517 What have you done wrong? 413 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:01,827 Tell me, 414 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,699 how have you sinned? 415 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,617 I'm sure it's nothing serious. 416 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,332 - How would you know? - Well... 417 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:15,625 I'm... I'm sure you did your best. 418 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:22,261 But imagine if you grew up here like I did. 419 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,227 Home... 420 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:32,020 can be very unforgiving. 421 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,149 It's true. 422 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,321 People said... 423 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:43,156 I didn't do enough to help... 424 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:47,076 prevent the AIDS crisis because... 425 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:49,916 I was in the closet. 426 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,165 That's not true. 427 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:57,208 I did the best I could. 428 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,715 I was... 429 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,097 I was scared. 430 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,342 And... 431 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:10,975 impermeable. 432 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,769 Everybody knew so little then. 433 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,649 I know... 434 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,529 even less now. 435 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,676 Chip? 436 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,650 Hon? 437 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,769 No, I'm okay. 438 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,118 Who's that? 439 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,571 If he's wearing a blue shirt, it's me. 440 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,781 It's you. 441 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,208 I made that for him. 442 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,747 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 443 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,504 - That's Jamie there on the back. - Oh my God! 444 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,378 Shut up, that's so cute! 445 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,090 How old are you guys? 446 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,429 - Seven. - Six. 447 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,592 Somewhere around there. 448 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:01,016 I think I'm actually gonna go. 449 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,354 What? 450 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,734 - No. - Yeah. 451 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:06,105 - No, it's okay. It's cool. - Are you sure? 452 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,523 - No. - Yeah. 453 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,236 Yeah. Yeah. 454 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,449 - Hang out for awhile. - Okay. 455 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,030 Come on. 456 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,478 How do I be a model? 457 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,143 - How do you be a model? - How would I be a model? 458 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,143 "How do I be a model?" 459 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:49,239 A lot of it is instincts, to be honest. But there are some basics. 460 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:52,283 The way I like to think about it is like geometry. 461 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,989 Like lines and angles. 462 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:10,085 Boom. 463 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,128 Wow. 464 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,590 - I like that one. - Boom. 465 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,560 That's perfect. That's like an ad right there. 466 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,226 See, you got it. 467 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,100 Whatever, I hated it. It totally sucks. 468 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:43,410 James. 469 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,627 Yeah? 470 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,337 Can you actually use your other hand? 471 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:48,794 'Cause I usually kind of come at it from a different angle. 472 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,754 Sure. 473 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,178 How's that? 474 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,638 That's good. 475 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,058 Oh fuck! 476 00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:05,265 That feels really good. 477 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,267 - I've got a face that seats five. - What? 478 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:08,606 Huh? 479 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,112 Could you just say something? 480 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,194 Make more sounds. 481 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,324 I'm an albino! 482 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,865 I'm an albino! 483 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,912 I'm an albino! 484 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,414 Eat it, girl. 485 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:25,828 Oh, say can you see... 486 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:31,258 By the dawn's early light? 487 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:36,843 Oh, say does that star spangled... 488 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:42,303 Banner yet wave... 489 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:48,271 O'er the land of the free... 490 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,822 And the home... 491 00:37:54,063 --> 00:38:01,038 Of the brave! 492 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,035 Is that the first time somebody sang the National Anthem into your ass? 493 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,203 No. 494 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,369 Okay, rotate. 495 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,495 Carpet-burn. 496 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,803 Jamie, can I watch you fuck him? 497 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,875 I want you. Yes. 498 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,836 You. You. You. 499 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,514 Oh yeah. 500 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,092 Yeah. That's it. 501 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:52,722 Okay. 502 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,693 Oh yeah! Yeah! 503 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,160 Fuck! 504 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,209 - Rob! - What? 505 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,885 It's too loud! 506 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:27,132 No, it's not. 507 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,303 - It is! -It's not! 508 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,557 - It is! I can't concentrate! -It's not too loud! 509 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:31,887 I'm looking for a job, okay? 510 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,635 What kind of a job? A hand job? 511 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,803 For Chrissakes, turn that fucking music off! 512 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:36,804 And look at this place! 513 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,975 I just got the fucking cleaners in here yesterday! 514 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,563 These are my dried cranberries! 515 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,148 You bought everything in this house! 516 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,282 Fuck you! 517 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:54,118 We agree to come from a place of love. 518 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,670 I feel your warm and loving hands. 519 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:09,971 And I feel worried that you think I'm ugly. 520 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,969 Because why else would you be doing that on the computer? 521 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,601 I'm squeezing your perfectly round shoulders... 522 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:18,976 and following it to your clavicle and your collarbone... 523 00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,685 to let you know that you're incredibly attractive. 524 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,105 I think you're incredibly sexy. 525 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,858 I'm just... I'm just distracting myself. 526 00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:29,111 I feel the sleeves of your t-shirt. 527 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,526 They're dry against my clammy hands. 528 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:34,029 Your skin is perfect. I can never get this on a computer. 529 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,155 I guess I'm just blocked. 530 00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:38,248 Totally. We're both blocked. 531 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:39,743 Oh God, that feels good. 532 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,039 - You like it? - Yeah. 533 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,500 Shit, it's so crunchy up there, eh? 534 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:47,004 How about you unblock these beautiful breasts? 535 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,383 Your pertinent nipples. 536 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,295 - Pertinent? - They're very relevant. 537 00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:53,715 Geez! I am not a cow! 538 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,975 I know you're not a cow, baby. 539 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,479 It felt that way. It felt like I was a cow. 540 00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:02,228 - Right. That's how you felt. - You know what? Yes. I own that. 541 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:04,312 Can we try it again? 542 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,944 I'm feeling your strong biceps. 543 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:11,692 They are so tender and smooth. 544 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:15,863 Oh God, when you flex them, they're just like breasts. 545 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,540 I feel the delicate wisps of your receding hairline. 546 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,749 I'm not balding. 547 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,127 Yes you are, honey. You are balding. 548 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:27,249 And I love your balding, virile head. 549 00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:29,504 I feel really small. 550 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,716 That's because we are small. We are so very small. 551 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,222 No! 552 00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:38,560 I'm saying that I feel small. 553 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,896 I feel like I can't take up enough space. 554 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,349 I feel like my cock isn't big enough for you. 555 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,355 This is your own issue, and you have to own it... 556 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,235 because I am not a size queen. 557 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,864 I can't bring home any money. I feel like I'm not contributing. 558 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:54,985 I love the fact that you deliver Meals-On-Wheels. You're a volunteer. 559 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,702 It's beautiful. Why would you... Why would you- 560 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:58,621 Bullshit. I can't even give you an orgasm. 561 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,451 Yes you- many times you have. 562 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,710 Bullshit! 563 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:08,130 I think we can get over this. We can. We can work this through. 564 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,674 We've been through a lot of stuff together. 565 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,880 I can't give you an orgasm! 566 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,856 Hello? 567 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:28,894 Hi. Is this Severin? 568 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:30,023 Yeah. 569 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,780 Hey, it's Sofia. 570 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,961 So, do you like, jerk off? 571 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:48,628 Of course I do. 572 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:55,299 What are you doing with a cigarette in here?! 573 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:58,260 Please put that out. This is a non-smoking environment. 574 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,175 That's totally absurd. We're completely surrounded by water. 575 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:03,094 It's like a dream smoking environment. 576 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,934 You're going to kill us in here. 577 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,772 Feels good. 578 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,023 Thank you. 579 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,568 Well what about your husband? Does he ever try to get you off? 580 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,403 This is not about Rob. 581 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,614 70% of all women have trouble achieving orgasm. 582 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,615 70% of all men are assholes. 583 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,447 He's not an asshole. He's a great guy. 584 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,444 If it wasn't for Rob, I'd still be a bank teller. 585 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:23,197 He totally changed my life around. He's my best friend. 586 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:26,701 Look, why is it so important for you to have an orgasm anyway? 587 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:27,959 Why do you think? 588 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,871 I mean, it feels good but it's not going to save your life. 589 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:33,504 I want to be welcomed into the secret society of women. I was never a Brownie. 590 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,009 I haven't had an orgasm. 591 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,220 God, I want to be able to save my marriage! 592 00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:38,721 What does it have to do with your marriage? 593 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:39,801 It has a lot to do- 594 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,808 It has nothing to do with the other person. Like, I can only come if it's my own hand. 595 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:47,848 But it has everything to do, because you need two people to make love. And... 596 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:49,311 No you don't. 597 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,609 Have you even had a relationship? 598 00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,158 So, were you like, abused as a child? 599 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,862 - No. - Were you? 600 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:05,157 No! No, I... 601 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,951 I come from a very traditional Chinese-Canadian family. 602 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:11,204 Oh wow, I love Chinese-Canadian food. But what does that have to do with it? 603 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,543 Chinese families are very strict. 604 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:18,671 My mom was a disciplinarian, and my father... 605 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,843 was... my father's a great guy. 606 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,467 - Did he touch you? - No. 607 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:29,056 No, he didn't touch me. He didn't touch anyone, ever. 608 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,064 - Oh I see. Negligence... - He never liked touching... 609 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,393 Father wasn't there... Can't feel anything between the legs. 610 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:36,608 You are so far behind and you think you're first. God. 611 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:39,149 He was always there for me. 612 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:41,776 It's just... he was always there for me, that was the problem. 613 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:44,866 He was always watching. He was always watching me. 614 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:46,822 Watching you how? 615 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,293 You want me to say he raped me without touching me? 616 00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:51,953 Well, did he? 617 00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:54,880 Did he? 618 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:56,999 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 619 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,171 Oh, I'm sorry. 620 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,761 Submission versus domination, black and white, it's not as simple. 621 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,467 Relationships are much more complex than that. 622 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,759 Are you saying that I can't understand your relationship with your father... 623 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,510 who "watched you"... 624 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,971 -because I am a dominatrix? - Well, yes. 625 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:14,768 That's really funny, because you're a sex therapist and you can't have an orgasm. 626 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,314 You should be... Where are you going? 627 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,151 I am not one of your clients who pays to be dominated. 628 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,941 Please, Sofia, this is like the best conversation I've had all year. 629 00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,951 Let go of my arm, it's hurting me. 630 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:27,785 Please! I'm sorry, okay? I just... 631 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:31,746 Sometimes when I get uncomfortable, I get mean. 632 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,295 You are not going to keep me keen by treating me mean. 633 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:37,374 Look, I know I can help you have an orgasm, and maybe... 634 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:41,461 you can help me have a real human interaction with someone. You know? 635 00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:44,673 Maybe we could meet here, every week for an hour? 636 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,014 I'm in a crisis. 637 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,009 All right, every night this week starting tomorrow. 638 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:56,105 You're sitting all by yourself. 639 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:59,733 And you look up, and there he is... 640 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,857 with his lunch tray. What's his name again? 641 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:05,610 Phil. Phil Mudd. 642 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,159 Severin's not my real name. 643 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:13,455 What is your real name? 644 00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:18,005 So Phil Mudd says... 645 00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:21,634 "Is anyone sitting here?" And you say... 646 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,628 "No one's ever sat here." 647 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,514 Okay, I'm going down. 648 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:34,898 Feel the thought first. Then get on the bus. 649 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,226 Just whisper it to me. Whisper it in my ear. 650 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,234 I can't do it. 651 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:48,202 Oh, Phil. I want you to see his lunch tray. 652 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:53,040 He's got a carton of homogenized milk. 653 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,955 Pour that all over you. 654 00:49:56,076 --> 00:50:00,456 Look at his Converse. He markered them all up. 655 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,252 Okay, if you can't say it then just simply write it down. 656 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,716 Feel the thought first. 657 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,931 Then get on the bus. 658 00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:21,068 All right, you gotta pull the bus over. All right? You're not riding safely. 659 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,399 Park. 660 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,818 Jennifer. 661 00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,866 That's a lovely name. 662 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:35,741 Jennifer. 663 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,167 What's your last name? 664 00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:48,717 Aniston? 665 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,104 Jennifer Aniston. 666 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,983 There's room for two in this world. 667 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:06,147 Good going. It's okay. See, it's all right. 668 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,699 Good work today, Jennifer. 669 00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,615 It's a remote-controlled vibrating egg. 670 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,285 What? Where'd you get this? 671 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:40,742 That's not important. 672 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,254 Okay, so here's the plan. 673 00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,717 We'll mingle separately to see what we can experience safely. 674 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:53,633 And once in a while I want you to check in with me... with this. 675 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,386 Jesus Christ, Sofia. 676 00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:59,802 I want you to have control. So if you're feeling threatened... 677 00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:03,393 or horny, or if you just want to check in and say, Hey... 678 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:04,898 Buzz me. Okay? 679 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,070 Come on. it'll be fun. It'll be hot. 680 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,824 - Come back, bitch. - Okay. 681 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:18,075 - That's "Bumblebee Kisses." - That's nice. 682 00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:54,403 It's just like the sixties. Only with less hope. 683 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:57,026 See anything you like? 684 00:53:57,192 --> 00:54:00,241 Oh, jeez. That's a lot of stuff that I'm seeing. It's incredible. 685 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:03,874 Oh! For a minute I thought that man didn't have an arm. 686 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:08,371 So. How's the big O coming? 687 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,373 Oh, everybody's talking about it. 688 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,874 - Everybody here knows. - Oh my God. 689 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,338 "That's the girl that can't have orgasms." 690 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:18,055 Oh yeah. Sitting over here in your corner with your flower choking your throat. 691 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:21,301 I mean, sweetheart, you've got to loosen up a little bit. 692 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:25,062 You have nice boobs. You've got what it takes, sweetheart. 693 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:26,472 What's the hold up? 694 00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:29,559 I think I have some sort of, you know, clog... 695 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:33,696 in my neural pathway somewhere between my brain and my clitoris. 696 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,068 That's disgusting. 697 00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:37,275 - No. I'm serious- - Don't think of it as a clog. 698 00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:41,950 Think of it as some sort of magical circuit board. A motherboard... 699 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,491 filled with desire that travels all over the world. That touches you. 700 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:49,207 That touches me. That connects everybody. You just have to find the right connection. 701 00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:51,084 The right circuitry. 702 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,086 Look at all these people out there. 703 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,754 They're trying to find the right connection. 704 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:58,463 And I personally expect a few blown fuses before the night is over... 705 00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,806 and maybe one of them will be yours. 706 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:06,891 Are you suggesting that Rob and I aren't compatible sexually? 707 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,182 - Who the hell is Rob? - My husband. 708 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:11,225 - Well, where is he right now? - I don't know. 709 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:15,278 Well then, it's time to play. You've got the whole world. 710 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:18,358 It's your playground. What do you think it would take? 711 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:22,487 Maybe somebody who's just starting to explore their sexuality. 712 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,621 - Somebody- - Like a child? 713 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,577 No. 714 00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:27,991 Not a child. 715 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:32,004 I'm not recommending it. I'm just asking. I'm just trying to help you, dear. 716 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,799 - You're touching my thigh. - Oh, I'm sorry. 717 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:38,427 It's okay. I don't mind. 718 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:41,471 Hey. 719 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:45,218 Okay. What if I asked you... 720 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,603 if I could kiss you? 721 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:53,519 Well, I don't know. I mean, I get really scared sometimes, but... 722 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,906 All right. If you want to. Just real gently, though. 723 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,030 Okay. 724 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:26,805 Wow, that was fast! 725 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,644 - No, it's my husband. - Oh. 726 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,889 He's trying to communicate with me. 727 00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:33,391 Oh. 728 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:41,195 - I've never even been here before. - Oh my God, that's so sad. 729 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:42,946 - Do you want a hug? - I just wanna have a good time. 730 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,034 Can I see your leash for a second? You fucking piece of shit. 731 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:48,534 Jesus, what do you have, a cell phone in your twat? 732 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:53,373 No it's... he's got the remote control, and it's this vibrating- 733 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:58,874 Okay, lady. Well, you know, best of luck. 734 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,546 Thanks for everything. 735 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:04,430 As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say, 736 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,682 "I used to want to change the world. 737 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:10,644 Now I just want to leave the room with a little dignity." 738 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:13,563 Excuse me while I crawl out of here. 739 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,493 That was fun. 740 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,161 Right? 741 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,580 - Are you guys hard? - Hey! 742 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:34,368 I'm gonna go get something to drink. I'll be right back. 743 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:41,174 Wow. it's so weird. 744 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,252 He's awesome. 745 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:47,969 Do you think that-? 746 00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:49,633 What? 747 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,350 I don't know, I mean... 748 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:58,479 I've heard of three-way relationships, but they're mostly in Berkeley. 749 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:01,019 What do you think? 750 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:05,574 I don't know. He's great. He's great. And I think we're learning a lot, you know? 751 00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:08,740 It's good. It's a good thing. 752 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:14,078 What? 753 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,835 -It's a good thing? - Yeah. 754 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:20,081 What's a good thing? 755 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,001 - I just think- - Do you hear yourself? 756 00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,049 Do you even know what you're saying any more? 757 00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:27,929 'Cause I don't. 758 00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:32,184 I'm sick of having to drag every little thing out of you. 759 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:37,598 I mean, I know you get depressed, but come on. 760 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,269 I'm trying. 761 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:48,776 Do you love me? 762 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,580 You don't love me any more. 763 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:13,471 Severin! Wait up. Wait! 764 00:59:24,686 --> 00:59:26,029 How's it going? 765 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,989 Pretty great. 766 00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:30,275 Have you had an orgasm? 767 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:33,779 No, but I made out with somebody. 768 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:36,243 - Who? - Justin Bond! 769 00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:39,080 He's a homosexual. 770 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,332 - Apparently not. - Oh my God. 771 00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:42,753 - Yeah. - Well he's really cute. 772 00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:44,373 Yeah, he is. 773 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:47,171 I saw Rob, by the way. 774 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:50,337 Yeah. What was he up to? 775 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,719 He was getting fucked up the ass. 776 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,594 - It was really intense. - Oh my God. 777 00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,104 Yeah. 778 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,395 I'm just kidding. 779 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:06,066 - You brat! - No, seriously though, he was. 780 01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:10,407 I should probably go find him. 781 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,202 What's wrong? 782 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:18,824 That fucking trust-fund muppet Jesse is like... 783 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,751 the longest relationship I've ever had. 784 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,212 You deserve so much more than that, Jennifer. 785 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,633 Thank you, but I can't respond to that name yet. 786 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:29,293 I'm sorry. 787 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,345 I can't do it any more. 788 01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:44,354 I just, like, wanna have like a house... 789 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:48,274 and, like, a cat that I can pet. You know what I'm saying? 790 01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:51,823 - I'm sorry. - No, you shouldn't apologize. 791 01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:54,068 I'm glad that you're telling me these things. 792 01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:56,612 I've been wanting to hear you say these things. 793 01:00:56,778 --> 01:01:00,328 I'm gonna save up all my money, and then I'm just gonna make art... 794 01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:02,997 for a year, you know. Nothing else. 795 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,377 I know you can do it. 796 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:07,373 But everything is so fucking expensive. 797 01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:10,008 I mean, what if I can't afford to live in New York any more? 798 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,844 Where would I go? Fresno? 799 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,560 It's okay. 800 01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:22,391 It's okay. 801 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:26,191 Your skin is so soft. 802 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,225 Oh. Jesus. 803 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:02,810 It's Rob. 804 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:04,479 Hey, Rob. 805 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,652 Oh my God. 806 01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:16,278 Oh, man. 807 01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:22,156 Oh God. 808 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:33,834 Don't move. 809 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,502 Don't move! 810 01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:57,653 I'm so sorry. 811 01:03:00,402 --> 01:03:02,029 It's okay. 812 01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,831 - I'm sorry. - Don't apologize. 813 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,325 Fuck. 814 01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:15,008 It's just I'm like so sensitive. 815 01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,297 I should find Rob. 816 01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:25,644 You can tell me all about it tomorrow. 817 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,888 In the tank. 818 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,931 Actually I'm... 819 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:35,775 I can't make it tomorrow. But I will give you a call. 820 01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:39,699 I'll give you a call later this week. 821 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,124 Okay, make it clean this time. 822 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:01,679 Christ. 823 01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,639 - Truth or dare? - Truth. 824 01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:08,558 Out of everyone here, who would you want to make out with the most? 825 01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:11,185 - No one. - What?! 826 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:12,857 Buzzkill! 827 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:15,185 Okay, spin. 828 01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:21,566 Dare. 829 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,114 You and Severin have to go in that closet. 830 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:27,114 You do whatever the fuck you want to her... 831 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,409 for five minutes, on me, while we take a pee break. 832 01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:36,044 Oh my God. 833 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:52,643 I'm not gonna make out with you, okay? 834 01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:55,900 I'm James. 835 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,564 Severin. 836 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:02,649 What is that? 837 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,201 It's my film. 838 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:08,696 What is it about? 839 01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:12,875 I have a hard time saying. 840 01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:16,334 You showing it here tonight? 841 01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:20,216 I don't know. 842 01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:23,386 What are you guys doing in there? 843 01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:25,634 I hate him. 844 01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:29,050 It could be a lot worse. 845 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,512 At least he's cute. 846 01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:34,389 That's pretty unusual. 847 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,108 What's pretty unusual? 848 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,811 I never had a john that cute. 849 01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:49,196 You know how I got started? 850 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,868 How? 851 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,828 After watching 'My Own Private Idaho'. 852 01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,128 I grew up in a small town so I didn't know where to go, you know? 853 01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:01,042 So I waited outside the theatre where it was playing and... 854 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:06,596 and waited for somebody to come out. That's where I met my first john. 855 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,382 So, it was a choice? 856 01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:11,726 Yeah. 857 01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,096 I loved it, actually. 858 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:19,480 I knew exactly what I was worth. 859 01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:21,652 You know? 860 01:06:22,187 --> 01:06:25,031 Exactly what I had to contribute. 861 01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:28,444 What was like the most you ever made on a date? 862 01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:35,455 Well with cab fare, 389 dollars. 863 01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:40,331 That's pretty good for a small town. 864 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:47,338 You're with that guy who looks just like you, right? 865 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,051 Yeah. 866 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:51,553 He's cute. He looks like a jellybean. 867 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,228 Yeah. 868 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,473 He's great, actually. 869 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:05,355 I've never let him fuck me. 870 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:09,317 I've never let anybody fuck me. 871 01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:19,453 What are you guys doing in there? 872 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:27,301 You're an artist. 873 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:29,345 I suck. 874 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,305 Hey, me too. 875 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:35,013 Do you take that camera everywhere you go? 876 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,511 Yeah, something like that. 877 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,403 Are you okay? 878 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:57,286 Why are you crying? 879 01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:10,425 I look back at things I wrote when I was twelve years old. 880 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:14,383 And I'm still looking for the same things now. 881 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:26,436 Time's up. 882 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,452 Hey. What are you doing? 883 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:35,783 I'm looking for my husband. 884 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,162 I just found mine. 885 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:38,406 Both of them. 886 01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:41,668 I'm totally in love with them, but together. Not so much separately. 887 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:43,912 I hope they know it's going to have to be a monogamous relationship. 888 01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:45,584 - Excuse me. Wait a minute. - Or does that even happen? 889 01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:47,503 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 890 01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:49,255 - Who are you? - Who the fuck are you?! 891 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,878 - I'm Sara. Sara Problem? - You're not funny. 892 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,713 - I thought it was kind of funny. - No, you're not! 893 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,840 - And you're a horrible therapist. - Oh my G- 894 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,390 Listen to me, James and Jamie are perfect. Just leave them alone. 895 01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:00,352 I think you need to leave. 896 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:04,020 No, no! You're fucking with something very pivotal to them and to me. Just walk away! 897 01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:05,349 Fuck you! 898 01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:08,019 - You motherfucker! - What's the hell's the matter with you? 899 01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,855 - Hey, hey, hey! Time out! Time out! - No! He just threw a fucking drink on me! 900 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,237 Sorry. 901 01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:16,277 Are you okay? 902 01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:18,700 No, I've got an egg vibrating between my legs. 903 01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,373 - Jesus Christ! - Rob! 904 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:24,661 Rob! 905 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,342 Relax! 906 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,300 Get away from her! 907 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,844 What the fuck is going on in here? 908 01:09:41,052 --> 01:09:43,305 Hey. Are you okay? 909 01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:46,774 You gave it away? 910 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,685 - I misplaced it. - Hets. 911 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:52,064 - I know you're hurt. - I am not hurt! I am... I am furious! 912 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,987 I totally honor your feelings, but I want you to own them. 913 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:58,323 Shut up with your honoring your feelings. And do not tell me what I own! 914 01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:01,994 Because I know what I own, you balding, impotent liar! 915 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:04,333 Right, sister! 916 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,375 All right, show's over. 917 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:10,464 We're going to be processing in the next room. 918 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,749 Hey. 919 01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,232 Fuck! 920 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:41,575 Out! Out of me! Out! Out! 921 01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:08,600 Yes. I need an ambulance. 922 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,141 I'm at the Palestra Gym. It's 99- 923 01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:38,558 Hello? 924 01:14:38,766 --> 01:14:40,143 Who is this? 925 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:42,065 Oh. 926 01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:44,988 Hey. 927 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,907 How are you? 928 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,281 Do I know you? 929 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,947 No. 930 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,326 Did you follow me? 931 01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:01,664 Why would you want to do that to yourself? 932 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:09,005 James, yes I followed you to the gym. 933 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:16,353 Why? 934 01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,019 Let's not talk about this on the phone. 935 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,476 What does your afternoon look like? 936 01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:28,028 Hi. I'm calling to- I'm looking for a friend. His last name is... 937 01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:31,740 Baysden. B-A-Y... 938 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,873 What do you mean he checked himself out? 939 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,330 So, what do you want? 940 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,253 I want to be restrained, but I don't want to totally lose control. 941 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:44,749 Good. 'Cause I can't be bothered to tie you up. 942 01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:47,843 Turn over and hold the headboard. If you let go, I'll leave. 943 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,518 You never asked your wife to do this? 944 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,516 She wouldn't understand. 945 01:15:58,220 --> 01:15:59,563 All right. 946 01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:02,024 This one's for her. 947 01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:07,113 And I told Brad, "I think... 948 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:11,109 you're confusing me with someone who hurt you." 949 01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:14,244 And he said, "No, Cheryl. 950 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:18,249 YOU'RE hurting me." 951 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,293 Right? 952 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:25,081 And that was- that was an eye-opener for me. 953 01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:27,463 And... 954 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:30,720 remember I brought up my gastrointestinal problem? 955 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,859 When did you start watching me? 956 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:53,116 A couple years ago. 957 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:59,624 I work right out of here. I proofread for a living. And... 958 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:01,826 I don't have cable. 959 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:05,128 I remember watching Jamie cut your hair. 960 01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:09,922 It just seemed like fun. 961 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:15,181 And you were always my favorite because you were sad. 962 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:19,351 Do you have a boyfriend? 963 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:24,394 Look, James, please. You have to call Jamie. Okay? 964 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:26,984 Just call him. You can use my phone. 965 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,791 Why won't he come home? 966 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,503 Wouldn't you want to go home? 967 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,537 What are you doing? 968 01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:32,716 I don't understand. 969 01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:37,380 What are you doing here? 970 01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:41,801 Explain it to me, please. 971 01:18:43,093 --> 01:18:46,472 First, you bring Ceth into the relationship. 972 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,266 What's wrong with you? 973 01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:50,810 I didn't want Jamie to be alone. 974 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,779 How long have you been planning this? 975 01:18:56,398 --> 01:19:00,869 What, so you've been making a suicide tape for the last six months? 976 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,744 I just wanted him to know it wasn't his fault. 977 01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,252 Jamie loves you. 978 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,590 You have so much. 979 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,968 I know. 980 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:21,966 I see it all around me. 981 01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:26,896 But it stops at my skin. 982 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:31,024 I can't let it inside. 983 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:34,945 It's always been like that. 984 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:38,733 And it's always gonna be like that. 985 01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:46,616 I can feel it in little moments with Jamie because he loves me so hard. 986 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:52,129 He loves me as hard as the people who treated me like shit. 987 01:19:57,334 --> 01:19:59,553 I can't feel it. 988 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,432 Don't. Don't. 989 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:09,271 Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't, no! No! 990 01:20:11,015 --> 01:20:13,689 Don't! Don't! Don't! 991 01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:17,438 Don't you see I don't want to be this! 992 01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:20,574 If that makes people uncomfortable... 993 01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:25,200 then it makes us uncomfortable. But at least it's truthful. 994 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,369 I don't want to lie any more. 995 01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:31,453 Because that isn't who I am. And that isn't who I'm trying to- 996 01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:34,588 I don't think that's who we're trying to be. 997 01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,877 I have to get some sort of information... 998 01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:03,803 because the patient that was there checked himself out. 999 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:04,969 Ceth. 1000 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:20,329 Are you sure? 1001 01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:17,352 You glad you followed me out into the fucking cold? 1002 01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:20,765 Booked a date? So you could feel something? 1003 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:24,060 It's hard not to feel anything in your life. 1004 01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:26,319 Feel it now, you little faggot? 1005 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,312 Don't fucking look at me! 1006 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:07,319 Do not fucking look at me! 1007 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:10,940 Do not fucking look at me! 1008 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:15,485 It's okay. 1009 01:26:58,588 --> 01:27:02,764 ...assures us that everything possible is being done to get the power back on... 1010 01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:07,105 and is advising calm which seems unnecessary because there 've been no... 1011 01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:10,476 reported incidents of looting or violence of any kinai 1012 01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:12,898 So far no explanation for what caused the grid failure... 1013 01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,605 I'm gonna get some food and some batteries. 1014 01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:16,277 I'll be back in five minutes. 1015 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:19,698 ...No reason to believe this is the result of terrorist acts. 1016 01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:21,820 This from Home Land Security..