1 00:00:01,154 --> 00:00:04,555 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,658 --> 00:00:06,649 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,751 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,268 --> 00:00:15,929 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,171 --> 00:00:21,572 Before going to work, Michael decided to have a little fun. 6 00:00:21,675 --> 00:00:25,509 I'm doing a little cost-projection analysis for a mini-mall. 7 00:00:25,612 --> 00:00:28,103 Wow. That's pretty cool you know how to do all that stuff. 8 00:00:28,215 --> 00:00:33,517 Yeah. Well, maybe your old man is just a little bit cooler than you thought he was. 9 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:38,182 Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair. 10 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:41,955 But it's also this stupid model home furniture. 11 00:00:42,062 --> 00:00:45,395 Maybe I oughta get myself one of those nice leather chairs from work. 12 00:00:45,499 --> 00:00:49,560 - People can take chairs home from work? - Well, not everybody. 13 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:52,138 But I'm the president of the Bluth Company since Dad's in jail. 14 00:00:52,239 --> 00:00:55,037 It's okay if I take a little something from work, you know? 15 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:58,634 Yeah, but isn't that why Grandpa's in jail, because he took things from work? 16 00:00:58,745 --> 00:01:00,713 You're a good kid, you know that? 17 00:01:00,814 --> 00:01:04,944 I mean, a chair costs money, so it's like stealing, and you always say... 18 00:01:05,052 --> 00:01:06,781 Not stealing. Not. 19 00:01:06,887 --> 00:01:11,449 I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad, all right? 20 00:01:11,558 --> 00:01:14,857 I'm just saying, you know, if I got a leather chair, okay? 21 00:01:14,962 --> 00:01:17,556 And I get to lean back... Oh, this one's gonna go. 22 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:25,065 Leather chair? So, you're against stealing, but skinning cows is cool with you. 23 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:29,905 I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, your concern is getting embarrassing. 24 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:32,979 - Since when are you against leather? - You're not even a vegetarian. 25 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,446 I'm not against the insides. People need meat to survive. 26 00:01:35,549 --> 00:01:38,017 You are aware they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right? 27 00:01:38,118 --> 00:01:42,248 Hi, Michael. 28 00:01:42,356 --> 00:01:45,985 Marta, hi. Hey, it's Marta. 29 00:01:46,093 --> 00:01:49,654 Hey, Marta, everybody. Great to see you. 30 00:01:49,763 --> 00:01:52,823 - I was just looking for Gob. - Well, you're his girlfriend. 31 00:01:52,933 --> 00:01:55,197 Michael wished Marta was his girlfriend. 32 00:01:55,302 --> 00:01:57,600 A secret he had only shared with Lindsay. 33 00:01:57,704 --> 00:02:00,901 Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career... 34 00:02:01,008 --> 00:02:04,535 - but I never would do that. - Neither would I. What career? 35 00:02:04,645 --> 00:02:07,773 - The magic? - Oh, the tricks. The little tricks. 36 00:02:07,881 --> 00:02:11,510 - Those are great. - Well, he didn't like my reaction to his new one. 37 00:02:11,618 --> 00:02:13,609 Real needle. Real apple. 38 00:02:15,322 --> 00:02:17,722 Real neck. 39 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:24,129 ÉI es zombi! 40 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,722 They're children! How could you do that? 41 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:30,633 Oh, sure. First you dump all over it, now you wanna know how it's done. 42 00:02:30,737 --> 00:02:33,365 - And I wanted to apologize. - Well, he hasn't been here. 43 00:02:33,473 --> 00:02:37,375 But he said he was staying here. Oh, my God. 44 00:02:37,477 --> 00:02:40,207 - Maybe he's staying with another woman. - No, no, no. No, no. 45 00:02:40,313 --> 00:02:43,612 He is staying here. I just haven't seen him here... 46 00:02:43,717 --> 00:02:45,878 the foyer or the kitchen. 47 00:02:45,986 --> 00:02:49,649 - Well, that's a relief. - Yeah. 48 00:02:49,756 --> 00:02:53,419 - Well, tell him to call me when he gets in. - I sure will, Marta. 49 00:02:53,527 --> 00:02:55,552 - If you remember. - I will remember. 50 00:02:55,662 --> 00:02:58,460 Yeah. I'll give him the message though. Okay. 51 00:02:58,565 --> 00:03:00,931 - She's gone. - Yep. Got it. 52 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:03,502 - You are too nice. - Oh, come on. What was I supposed to do? 53 00:03:03,603 --> 00:03:07,061 Tell her that Gob is not staying here? Tell her Gob is screwing around on her? 54 00:03:07,174 --> 00:03:10,666 God knows where he is? Actually, that-that sounded okay. 55 00:03:10,777 --> 00:03:12,802 Nah, you'll never be able to do it. You're too good. 56 00:03:12,913 --> 00:03:15,006 - You're the noble one. - Thank you. 57 00:03:15,115 --> 00:03:17,015 - The one who never wins. - l-I don't know about that. 58 00:03:17,117 --> 00:03:19,551 - The loser. The fool. - Hmm? 59 00:03:21,855 --> 00:03:24,688 She is such a hypocrite. Doesn't it drive you nuts? 60 00:03:24,791 --> 00:03:27,783 - Crazy. Wait. Who is? Which part? - My mom. 61 00:03:27,894 --> 00:03:30,362 She pretends to care about all these causes. 62 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:32,762 Lindsay had always been celebrated... 63 00:03:32,866 --> 00:03:36,802 for her wine and cheese charity fund-raisers. 64 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,800 I mean, now she's anti-leather? Let's see how she feels when her daughter's pro-leather. 65 00:03:44,911 --> 00:03:48,210 Wanna go shopping with me? I bet you could get something cool. 66 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,614 In fact, George Michael had been trying to prove to Maeby... 67 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:54,846 that he was macho, after an embarrassing brush with her. 68 00:03:54,955 --> 00:03:58,220 Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine. 69 00:03:59,926 --> 00:04:01,791 So I'm thinking of getting a motorcycle. 70 00:04:01,895 --> 00:04:05,888 I'm gonna need a leather jacket when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide. 71 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:11,460 There's my little girl. I've got great news. Daddy has the entire day off. 72 00:04:11,571 --> 00:04:13,937 But you have every day off. You don't have a job. 73 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,771 Well... I don't need money to hang out with my daughter. Where are you going? 74 00:04:17,878 --> 00:04:20,403 - We're going shopping. - Oh, no, no. I can't do that. 75 00:04:20,514 --> 00:04:23,972 The next day, Michael was stopped on his way to work. 76 00:04:24,084 --> 00:04:25,847 - Get in. - What? 77 00:04:25,952 --> 00:04:29,513 If you care about your brother, you'll get in this car. 78 00:04:29,623 --> 00:04:33,286 - Which brother? - Gob. 79 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:45,904 Let me be clearer. 80 00:04:46,006 --> 00:04:50,102 Tell him Rollo wants him to say good-bye to his legs. 81 00:05:02,722 --> 00:05:05,282 - Michael went looking for Gob. - Mom. 82 00:05:05,391 --> 00:05:09,020 I'm so glad you're here. I want you to help me break up your brother and his girlfriend. 83 00:05:09,128 --> 00:05:11,858 Well, I'm all for that. We've just gotta find him first. 84 00:05:11,964 --> 00:05:15,127 - He's locked on the balcony. - Oh. 85 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:17,702 You meant Buster. I thought you were talking about Gob. 86 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:20,636 No. I will not have Buster dating my best friend. 87 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:23,709 Tension had been high between the two Lucilles... 88 00:05:23,809 --> 00:05:26,277 since Buster had announced he'd been dating her. 89 00:05:26,378 --> 00:05:31,213 Although neither had addressed this, both had given indications of their true feelings. 90 00:05:31,317 --> 00:05:34,946 - Mom, you're ruining our fort. - I mean, she's been a family friend for years. 91 00:05:35,054 --> 00:05:37,648 It's just... creepy. 92 00:05:37,757 --> 00:05:41,158 Hi, buddy. Mom, I think you might be overreacting. 93 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:43,524 She changed him as a baby. 94 00:05:43,629 --> 00:05:47,087 Okay. That-That's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard. 95 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:49,326 That's why she didn't look surprised. 96 00:05:49,435 --> 00:05:53,166 You're the only child who chose a spouse I liked, and she's the one who had to die. 97 00:05:53,272 --> 00:05:56,173 I know. That's rough for you. Mom, I'm looking for Gob. 98 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:59,802 There's some people after him, and I don't know whether it's gambling or what... 99 00:05:59,912 --> 00:06:03,006 but, um, they wanna break his legs. 100 00:06:03,115 --> 00:06:05,515 It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. 101 00:06:05,618 --> 00:06:09,418 Oh, don't give me that look. 102 00:06:09,522 --> 00:06:11,956 I happen to be a more caring mother than most. 103 00:06:12,057 --> 00:06:15,083 - Where's my bed? - I put it in storage. 104 00:06:15,194 --> 00:06:18,960 I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with. 105 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:24,696 Okay. Before I leave this place for the last time ever, has anyone seen Gob? 106 00:06:24,804 --> 00:06:28,968 I saw him last night at the Playtime Pizza Theater. On my date. 107 00:06:29,074 --> 00:06:31,634 Of which I have another one tonight. 108 00:06:31,744 --> 00:06:34,110 And I'm going to continue dating, Mom. 109 00:06:34,213 --> 00:06:37,011 Sounds a little bit like "dating Mom." 110 00:06:37,116 --> 00:06:40,745 - It's starting to feel a little like it. - Hmm. 111 00:06:40,853 --> 00:06:44,482 Lucille decided she needed the help of Buster's father. 112 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:47,354 Unfortunately, after a recent escape attempt... 113 00:06:47,459 --> 00:06:50,587 George Sr. had been put in solitary confinement. 114 00:07:17,857 --> 00:07:20,417 Michael went to find his brother at his latest gig. 115 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:22,858 - What's up, Mike? - Yeah. What are you doing here? 116 00:07:22,962 --> 00:07:25,760 Can't get any work, Mike. Magicians' Alliance has blackballed me... 117 00:07:25,865 --> 00:07:27,765 - from every venue in town. - Hmm. 118 00:07:27,867 --> 00:07:29,926 Even my own so-called girlfriend doesn't believe in me. 119 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:32,663 Well, I don't wanna get into that part of your life anymore. 120 00:07:32,771 --> 00:07:35,740 Okay. Listen, I just came here to tell you that this guy named Rollo... 121 00:07:35,841 --> 00:07:37,775 pulled me over and made some threats. 122 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:40,345 - What kind of threats? - He said to say good-bye to your legs. 123 00:07:40,446 --> 00:07:43,438 I don't know whether this guy's a mobster, a loan shark... 124 00:07:43,549 --> 00:07:45,517 - something equally scary. - A magician. 125 00:07:45,618 --> 00:07:49,884 I think you're confusing scary with silly. This guy was frightening. He was in a limo. 126 00:07:49,989 --> 00:07:53,891 No, he's a magician. He replaced me in the Alliance. 127 00:07:53,993 --> 00:07:56,223 He's the reason I gotta do my act in this hellhole. 128 00:07:56,328 --> 00:07:58,796 - Why does he wanna break your legs? - He doesn't wanna break my legs. 129 00:07:58,898 --> 00:08:01,298 - He wants to take my legs. - l-I don't... 130 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,858 The legs... The bottom half of my saw-the-lady-in-half trick. 131 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:07,131 No, not now. I'm showing him how to do the trick. 132 00:08:07,239 --> 00:08:10,367 Two chicks curl up in a box. We call one the head and one the legs. 133 00:08:10,476 --> 00:08:13,968 - So that's how they do it. - God, I gotta stop giving these things away. 134 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:15,842 The top half there, what do you do about that? 135 00:08:15,948 --> 00:08:18,576 - I just get a volunteer from the crowd. - Oh, yeah? 136 00:08:18,684 --> 00:08:21,312 The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs. 137 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:24,184 I guess word really gets around in there. 138 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:27,487 So Rollo wants your legs, but you're cheating on Marta with those legs. 139 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:29,993 Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous. 140 00:08:30,095 --> 00:08:34,191 Is that why you haven't seen Marta for the past few days? This is about your love life. 141 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,825 I can't believe it. Just forget it. I came here to try to help... 142 00:08:36,936 --> 00:08:41,532 - Hey, I appreciate your time. - Great. Great. 143 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,608 You know what, Gob? 144 00:08:43,709 --> 00:08:47,611 Marta is a once-in-a-lifetime woman. She's a treasure. 145 00:08:47,713 --> 00:08:49,908 And I don't think you're showing her enough respect, okay? 146 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:52,176 She doesn't respect my career. 147 00:08:54,887 --> 00:08:57,355 Okay. 148 00:08:57,456 --> 00:08:59,583 He's having sex with a woman in his act? 149 00:08:59,692 --> 00:09:02,183 I gotta tell Marta what's going on. 150 00:09:02,294 --> 00:09:05,559 First of all, she'll hate you for it. It's called shoot the messenger. 151 00:09:05,664 --> 00:09:08,132 Secondly, it's not in your nature. I mean, you're like Mr. Morals. 152 00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:10,463 - You can't even take a desk chair. - Damn it. 153 00:09:10,569 --> 00:09:15,199 l-I'm a saint, you know? I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. 154 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:18,037 Well, you get a false feeling of superiority. 155 00:09:18,143 --> 00:09:20,703 I know. That is nice, but this time, it's not enough. 156 00:09:20,813 --> 00:09:24,943 Why do I always have to be the one that has to set the good example for everyone? 157 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:28,850 - Hey, guys. - Oh, that's why. 158 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,454 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, honey. 159 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:36,790 Moo? 160 00:09:36,895 --> 00:09:39,659 Mmm. Moo, honey. 161 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,628 You have to be some sort of she hulk to get this. 162 00:09:43,736 --> 00:09:46,864 - You just gotta really dig. - Well, it's not... enjoy... 163 00:09:46,972 --> 00:09:50,669 Oh, Maeby, great news. I got my hands on some money. 164 00:09:50,776 --> 00:09:54,678 I can't say how or when... or where my wedding ring is... 165 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:59,217 but, my purse overfloweth as do my high spirits... 166 00:09:59,318 --> 00:10:02,776 - so a-shopping we must go. - Dad, we already went. 167 00:10:02,888 --> 00:10:06,483 That's why we're wearing all this leather. I'm really into leather. 168 00:10:06,592 --> 00:10:10,494 - Tell Mom. - Yes. 169 00:10:10,596 --> 00:10:15,465 - If you ever need to borrow any money or anything... - No. Thank you, no. 170 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:19,003 So Tobias chose to pursue a common interest with his daughter. 171 00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:23,734 - May I help you? - I hope so. Um, I'm looking for something that says... 172 00:10:23,842 --> 00:10:27,835 - "Dad likes leather." - Something that says, "leather daddy"? 173 00:10:27,946 --> 00:10:29,971 Oh, is there such a thing? 174 00:10:30,082 --> 00:10:32,550 Later that day, Michael got a surprise visit. 175 00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:34,619 - Marta. What are you doing here? - I was looking for Gob. 176 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,019 - He said he was working here today. - Oh, yes? Please. 177 00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:42,355 He said that, huh? Said that he's working, huh? Wow. Here? 178 00:10:42,461 --> 00:10:46,056 What else did he say? Did he tell you I gave him your message? 179 00:10:46,165 --> 00:10:48,895 - Not that I'm the messenger, you know? - He told me. 180 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:52,027 I don't know what you said to him, but it really turned him around. 181 00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:56,130 - He said I was a treasure. - She's a treasure. 182 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:59,870 And a once-in-a-lifetime woman. - Mm-hmm. 183 00:10:59,978 --> 00:11:04,312 Listen, Marta, Gob is... 184 00:11:06,819 --> 00:11:09,185 - a poet. - Mm. 185 00:11:09,288 --> 00:11:12,416 He's touched. I'm gonna tell him that you stopped by... 186 00:11:12,524 --> 00:11:15,652 - and, uh, you have a nice day. - Thank you. 187 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:19,094 You're such a good brother. Always trying to help him. 188 00:11:19,198 --> 00:11:23,362 - He showed me the watch you gave him. - The watch? 189 00:11:23,469 --> 00:11:25,767 I appreciate your time. 190 00:11:25,871 --> 00:11:29,500 And so, for the first time, Michael set a plan in motion... 191 00:11:29,608 --> 00:11:31,735 to take something that didn't belong to him. 192 00:11:31,844 --> 00:11:36,543 You know, I was thinking, I'd like to help you guys out one more time. 193 00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:40,277 You know what you should do? You should surprise Gob onstage. 194 00:11:40,385 --> 00:11:43,047 - I know that he's looking for a new assistant. - Really? 195 00:11:43,155 --> 00:11:44,679 - Mm-hmm. - Could you help me with that? 196 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:49,227 - Yes. - You really are a good guy, Michael. 197 00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:54,356 Well, you can't change who you are. 198 00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:08,214 Michael went to the popular magic parlor... 199 00:12:08,214 --> 00:12:09,977 Michael went to the popular magic parlor... 200 00:12:10,082 --> 00:12:13,210 the Gothic Castle, to ask a favor of Rollo. 201 00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:18,723 I was wondering if, uh... if you would give my brother a show? 202 00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:22,885 One more chance to get back in with the Alliance. That's all I ask. 203 00:12:22,995 --> 00:12:25,259 And-And you will get your legs back. 204 00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,730 How? 205 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,768 You're asking me to reveal my trick? 206 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,236 So Michael went to give his brother the good news. 207 00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:36,740 - Really, tomorrow night? - Yeah. You just gotta make sure you do the sawing in half trick. 208 00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:38,969 - I don't even have a top half. - Don't worry about that. 209 00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:42,445 I got someone I want you to use. She's perfect. A great girl. You're doing me a favor. 210 00:12:42,548 --> 00:12:46,484 - Has she got big cans? - I'll see ya there, Gob. 211 00:12:46,585 --> 00:12:48,780 - You're a good brother. - You're a horrible brother, Michael. 212 00:12:48,888 --> 00:12:51,015 Pretty good, huh? 213 00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:53,785 You're gonna put Marta onstage with the legs? 214 00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:56,862 It's gonna blow up. Legs get upset. Marta gets upset. 215 00:12:56,962 --> 00:12:59,430 Marta leaves Gob, and I don't get shot. 216 00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:01,659 You'll never be able to pull the trigger on this. 217 00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:04,600 - You can't escape it, Michael. You're the good guy. - Call me what you want. 218 00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:09,436 - An impotent man-boy? - But it is done. The plan is in motion. 219 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:14,707 - This just isn't you. - It's me now. It's the me that can recline. 220 00:13:14,813 --> 00:13:18,112 - Did that hurt? - No. 221 00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:21,846 This stuff's kind of hot, isn't it? 222 00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:25,082 - I hadn't noticed. - Hey, gang. 223 00:13:25,191 --> 00:13:28,820 Mind if squeeze in here for a moment? Oh! 224 00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:31,897 Look at us. Who'd wanna mess with any of us, huh? 225 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,061 - Excuse me. - Yes. Oop. 226 00:13:39,471 --> 00:13:43,100 - Did you get a job or something? - No. No, I didn't. 227 00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:47,475 Unless you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job. 228 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:51,243 If l... 229 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:55,844 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, buddy. You're still wearing that jacket, huh? 230 00:13:55,955 --> 00:13:58,480 - Yeah. I was just going for a new look. - Yeah? 231 00:13:58,591 --> 00:14:00,752 Trying to introduce some edge to the whole palette. 232 00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:03,521 - Hmm. Kind of liked you the way you were. - You did? 233 00:14:03,629 --> 00:14:05,722 Yeah. I mean, we can't really change who we are anyway, right? 234 00:14:05,831 --> 00:14:09,392 Wish you'd told me that before I threw away my Windbreaker. 235 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:13,699 - Oh, you bought a chair. - Uh, no, actually, I borrowed it. Like we talked about. 236 00:14:13,806 --> 00:14:17,765 Well, I thought we decided that was like stealing. 237 00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:20,071 Is that where we landed on that? 238 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,908 As Michael was becoming more selfish... 239 00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:25,142 his father was choosing a more pious path. 240 00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:32,285 Which made Buster and Lucille's visit go much differently than planned. 241 00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:34,256 Why is there a piece of shoe on your head? 242 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,319 This is a... Well, it's a reminder that the divine presence... 243 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,295 is always above me. 244 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:45,359 Well, more importantly, Buster's been humping the widow Austero. 245 00:14:45,471 --> 00:14:47,336 - Mom. - Is that true? 246 00:14:47,439 --> 00:14:50,101 No. We're taking it slow. 247 00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:53,576 He stays there sometimes until 7:00, 8:00 at night. 248 00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:58,207 Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one who's going to take him to the dentist? 249 00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:00,751 She already has. 250 00:15:08,594 --> 00:15:11,563 - What? - "May you live. May you be well. I give you my blessing." 251 00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:14,792 - Wow! Really? - Are you out of your mind? 252 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,664 - Just follow the heart that God gave you, hmm? - No touching. 253 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:21,900 No... 254 00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:29,310 Can you get me some of that peanut brittle? 255 00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:33,511 On the night of the show, the family arrived at the Gothic Castle... 256 00:15:33,619 --> 00:15:37,419 and in the green room, Michael was preparing Marta for the trick. 257 00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:42,119 At the bottom of the box. And you two guys are free to talk. 258 00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:43,990 Okay. Gob, Gob, Gob. 259 00:15:44,096 --> 00:15:46,030 What is going on? Where's the top half? 260 00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:51,034 I have to teach her this trick. She's gotta fold her knees. 261 00:15:51,136 --> 00:15:54,435 It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you to worry though. I've already told her. 262 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,701 Now where are the legs? Are they running late? 263 00:15:56,809 --> 00:16:00,040 - So is everyone here? - I think so. I haven't seen Tobias. 264 00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:03,273 In fact, Tobias had intended to come... 265 00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:06,613 but had a slight miscommunication with his cabdriver. 266 00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:09,187 - Where to, mate? - The Gothic Castle. 267 00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:12,883 - Gothic Asshole? - That's what I said. 268 00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:15,789 And ended up in the wrong location. 269 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:21,293 Oh, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit. 270 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,494 Yes, hello. I am looking for the magic. 271 00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:27,163 Danke schön. 272 00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:33,240 Oh. Hello, Lucille. 273 00:16:33,345 --> 00:16:36,473 Hello, Lucille. Having a good time with my son? 274 00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:41,212 - Actually, we're having a wonderful time. - You know, he's damaged goods. 275 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,845 - He was born with a hole in his heart. - Now listen to me, Lucille. 276 00:16:43,956 --> 00:16:47,517 - I'm gonna fill that hole, 'cause we're in love. - Oh, please. 277 00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:49,423 You're no more in love with him than I am. 278 00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:53,191 Okay. We're all saying some things we're going to regret. 279 00:16:53,332 --> 00:16:55,823 Meanwhile, Gob was almost ready to begin his show. 280 00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:58,903 Okay. It's magic time. 281 00:16:59,004 --> 00:17:01,404 - Hey, good luck out there now. - Listen, I got you something... 282 00:17:01,507 --> 00:17:05,466 for being such a good guy... not that it's a surprise, you always are. 283 00:17:05,577 --> 00:17:08,011 Oh, well, uh... 284 00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:12,539 - My watch. - I want you to have it. 285 00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:15,449 Well, you've stolen so many things from me over the years. 286 00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:18,182 This is the first time you've ever given something back. 287 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:22,283 I wanna try to be a better brother, like you are to me. 288 00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:24,692 We're ready for you. 289 00:17:26,565 --> 00:17:27,930 Gob... 290 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:31,525 have a good show out there. 291 00:17:31,637 --> 00:17:36,199 Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob. 292 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:57,621 - Dad? - Hey, George Michael. 293 00:17:57,729 --> 00:18:01,597 - Where's the leather jacket? - It's like you said... you can't change who you are. 294 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:05,329 So what? So I don't have any hair on my arms or legs. So what? 295 00:18:05,437 --> 00:18:07,405 You know, a leather jacket's not gonna change that. 296 00:18:07,506 --> 00:18:10,168 You know, I was trying to act like a tough guy, and it's wrong. 297 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:14,405 - I'm just a boring, old nice guy like you. - I'm not that nice. 298 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,981 Dad, if this is about the chair... I've been thinking. 299 00:18:17,082 --> 00:18:20,176 You deserve it. You know, it's not like you'd ever steal something big. 300 00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:23,743 Michael was having second thoughts about his plan. 301 00:18:23,856 --> 00:18:25,915 But then he got some unexpected help. 302 00:18:26,024 --> 00:18:29,425 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt. You'd better tell Gob, the legs aren't coming. 303 00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:32,656 - Oh, my God. - I can't believe the legs would screw him like this. 304 00:18:32,764 --> 00:18:36,632 This is his one last chance. They'll never let him in the Alliance again. 305 00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:40,637 You have to do something. This is so important to me and Gob. 306 00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:46,303 Where am I gonna get a pair of beautiful women's legs on such short notice? 307 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:50,579 So, the trick went forward as planned. 308 00:18:50,682 --> 00:18:55,278 And now, my, hopefully, lovely assistant will join me. 309 00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:16,040 Wiggle those sexy gams, lady. 310 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:18,735 I'm okay with myself. I'm okay with myself. 311 00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:29,083 Mom, did you see it? I'm back in. 312 00:19:29,187 --> 00:19:32,486 I've got the career back. 313 00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:35,492 - Thank you for coming. - And when Lucille noticed... 314 00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:41,226 how happy Marta had made Gob, she realized how important love was to her children. 315 00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:45,365 - Mom. - Hello, Buster. 316 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:48,337 If you're still mad, I don't care. I'm in love. 317 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,773 I actually came to ask Lucille something. 318 00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:53,936 - What? - I was wondering... 319 00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:56,879 if you'd like to play bridge with me next week? 320 00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:03,448 I'd absolutely adore it. Oh, Lucille. 321 00:20:03,555 --> 00:20:05,853 Oh, God. Look at us, Buster. 322 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,553 We're back together again. Lucille and Lucille. 323 00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:12,960 You guys are friends again. You can play bridge together. 324 00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:19,695 Could you just... just separate? 325 00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:24,538 Michael watched as the brother he swore to stop helping... 326 00:20:24,643 --> 00:20:27,612 enjoyed the girlfriend he helped him reunite with. 327 00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:35,116 And so he returned to work, accepting the fact that he was a good guy. 328 00:20:36,588 --> 00:20:38,647 But not as good as everyone thought. 329 00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,762 This really worked better with the chair. 330 00:20:47,199 --> 00:20:48,962 On the next Arrested Development. 331 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:51,627 The Alliance decides to let Gob back in. 332 00:20:51,737 --> 00:20:55,229 Tell me, how'd you get two Alliance-approved assistants with such short notice? 333 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:59,401 That was just my girlfriend and my nephew. 334 00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:01,741 Well, you're out. 335 00:21:01,847 --> 00:21:05,305 - And Tobias gets some good news. - I got a gig.