1 00:00:01,155 --> 00:00:04,056 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,158 --> 00:00:06,149 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:08,251 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,768 --> 00:00:15,429 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,939 --> 00:00:22,136 Against his betterjudgment, Michael had recently set out... 6 00:00:22,243 --> 00:00:25,838 to have an uncomplicated one-night stand with this woman. 7 00:00:25,946 --> 00:00:29,347 And at his brother's suggestion, he gave a false identity. 8 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:31,350 Chareth Cutestory. 9 00:00:31,452 --> 00:00:34,421 And what started as a night of passion with no strings attached... 10 00:00:34,522 --> 00:00:38,891 got complicated the next morning when Michael found out she was blind. 11 00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:42,258 He decided to keep seeing her so as not to appear superficial. 12 00:00:42,363 --> 00:00:45,560 - If it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. - Wow. 13 00:00:45,666 --> 00:00:47,691 But aren't you busy with the trial and everything? 14 00:00:47,802 --> 00:00:53,206 Unfortunately, the woman also turned out to be his father's prosecutor. 15 00:00:53,307 --> 00:00:56,538 And so, Michael went to Maggie's to reveal his identity. 16 00:00:56,644 --> 00:00:59,306 - But, before he could... - It's an overview of the government's case... 17 00:00:59,413 --> 00:01:01,608 against the Bluth family. 18 00:01:01,715 --> 00:01:04,775 What do you think? Do we have a case? 19 00:01:10,057 --> 00:01:12,890 Meanwhile, Michael's son, George Michael... 20 00:01:12,993 --> 00:01:16,986 discovered that his cousin Maeby had been living a double life. 21 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:21,501 Maeby, what are you doing? 22 00:01:21,602 --> 00:01:24,571 I still don't get why you're pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick? 23 00:01:24,672 --> 00:01:30,076 - Hey, you don't get giant checks if you're healthy. - Please welcome Surely Fünke. 24 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:32,338 Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl? 25 00:01:32,446 --> 00:01:36,405 - Surely's dying? - I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation. 26 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:39,850 - Just so everyone gets really sad before prom. - Someone's going to get hurt. 27 00:01:39,954 --> 00:01:42,821 Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this. 28 00:01:42,923 --> 00:01:45,915 - Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days. - What does that stand for? 29 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:48,324 I don't know. It's B.S. 30 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:52,421 Michael wrestled with the dilemma... 31 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:56,492 of whether he should look at the evidence file of the case against his father. 32 00:01:56,604 --> 00:01:59,903 - Michael. - Hey, Gob. What the hell are you wearing? 33 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:02,635 What? Oh, this... 34 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:04,768 The wife likes me in bright sweaters. 35 00:02:04,879 --> 00:02:07,973 Gob, in a series of escalating dares... 36 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:10,812 recently got married to a woman he had only known for an evening. 37 00:02:10,918 --> 00:02:13,614 Your wife? She's still your wife? 38 00:02:13,721 --> 00:02:17,157 Well, I went to break up with her last night, but my timing was not great. 39 00:02:17,258 --> 00:02:21,126 - So, I think we should talk. - My parents are getting a divorce. 40 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:24,163 Why aren't you wearing that sweater I bought you? 41 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:26,631 - What, you don't like it? - No. Of course I like it. 42 00:02:26,734 --> 00:02:29,828 just because I like it doesn't mean I have to wear it. I don't wear everything I like. 43 00:02:29,937 --> 00:02:32,201 Why don't we just get a divorce? Everybody else is. 44 00:02:32,306 --> 00:02:35,901 No! We're not getting divorced. 45 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:38,740 She really wants to stay together, so... 46 00:02:38,846 --> 00:02:42,077 Well, least you finally consummated it, huh? 47 00:02:42,183 --> 00:02:44,310 "Consummated." 48 00:02:44,418 --> 00:02:46,886 What is up with that "prosecutie"? 49 00:02:46,987 --> 00:02:48,921 - I hope you didn't break up with her? - No, I didn't. 50 00:02:49,023 --> 00:02:50,923 And to make matters worse, she gave me this. 51 00:02:51,025 --> 00:02:52,993 It's a summary of the evidence that they have against Dad. 52 00:02:53,093 --> 00:02:56,585 Okay, Michael. This makes matters better. 53 00:02:56,697 --> 00:02:58,824 Let's just destroy it and move on with our lives. 54 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:01,731 This is not the actual evidence. It's just a list of the evidence. 55 00:03:01,835 --> 00:03:05,168 And judging by the amount of boxes she has in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot. 56 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,901 A feeling? Oh, don't tell me you won't open it on ethical grounds? 57 00:03:09,009 --> 00:03:11,068 I'm not sure what I'm going to do. 58 00:03:11,178 --> 00:03:14,807 - What is with the insane moral code in this family? - Yes, we did it. 59 00:03:14,915 --> 00:03:18,214 We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. The granite ones in front of the courthouse. 60 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:20,287 You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit. 61 00:03:20,387 --> 00:03:23,083 You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen? 62 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:25,055 Oh, who can remember. 63 00:03:25,159 --> 00:03:27,491 Lindsay's involvement began hours before... 64 00:03:27,595 --> 00:03:29,961 when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined... 65 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:32,089 the Ten Commandments didn't belong there. 66 00:03:32,199 --> 00:03:36,761 And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette! 67 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:40,704 Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight. 68 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,715 I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 69 00:03:49,817 --> 00:03:52,615 - What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 70 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,348 Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 71 00:03:55,456 --> 00:03:57,390 This family's already done more than its share. 72 00:03:57,491 --> 00:04:00,119 Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. 73 00:04:00,227 --> 00:04:04,061 And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father... 74 00:04:04,164 --> 00:04:08,396 and honor no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord." 75 00:04:08,502 --> 00:04:11,096 I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob. 76 00:04:11,205 --> 00:04:13,765 - I told you someone would get hurt. - If I knew it was you... 77 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:16,104 - I wouldn't have been so worried. - Hey, what happened to you? 78 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:20,010 He was trying to help some handicapped girl up to the bleachers, and he fell. 79 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:23,481 It's just a sprain. But at least it's legitimate. 80 00:04:23,584 --> 00:04:27,042 Ah, le clumsy adolescence. It's a phase we've all been through. 81 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:32,285 Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. 82 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:38,854 - Like a cat. - Wait a minute. They don't have ramps at your school? 83 00:04:38,966 --> 00:04:41,935 - Well, not up the bleachers. - You should threaten to sue. 84 00:04:42,036 --> 00:04:45,767 - It's free if it's just a threat, you know. - Hey, that's a good idea. 85 00:04:45,873 --> 00:04:48,034 No one's gonna sue anybody. I'm not gonna have my son... 86 00:04:48,142 --> 00:04:50,610 start abusing the legal system like the rest of this family. 87 00:04:50,711 --> 00:04:55,171 After all, we're gonna need it for years to come. 88 00:04:55,282 --> 00:04:57,842 And that's when Michael decided to do the right thing. 89 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:06,018 So what do you think? Do we have a case against this idiot family or what? 90 00:05:06,126 --> 00:05:09,095 Well, that's actually why I wanted to talk to you, Maggie. 91 00:05:09,196 --> 00:05:14,828 You see, uh, it turns out that I am actually one of those idiots. 92 00:05:14,935 --> 00:05:19,395 I might even be the main idiot. Well, I'm not the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge. 93 00:05:19,506 --> 00:05:22,304 Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay? 94 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,741 And I want you to know that I never opened up this folder. 95 00:05:24,845 --> 00:05:28,144 And if you could see my face... 96 00:05:28,248 --> 00:05:31,149 uh, you'd see how sorry I am that I lied to you. 97 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:36,921 You feel sincere. 98 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:40,983 Damn it. I have spent the last five hours hating you... 99 00:05:41,095 --> 00:05:43,427 ever since I found out you were Michael Bluth in court. 100 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:47,432 - What? How did you know? - I'm blind, Michael. 101 00:05:47,534 --> 00:05:49,900 - I'm not stuffed up. - You smelled me. 102 00:05:50,003 --> 00:05:53,734 - I smelled you, baby. - Maggie, why didn't you tell me at your house? 103 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:55,866 And why did you give me this folder? 104 00:05:55,976 --> 00:05:59,537 I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list. 105 00:05:59,646 --> 00:06:03,343 - This is a wish list. - I can't believe you set me up. 106 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,918 Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory? 107 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:08,180 I know."Thou shalt not make up a name in vain." 108 00:06:08,288 --> 00:06:11,917 But, you know, I walked into that court, and I saw you there... 109 00:06:12,025 --> 00:06:16,553 - and... this can't happen, right? - You're damn right this can't happen. 110 00:06:16,663 --> 00:06:19,461 Look at me. This could get me... Are you actually looking at me? 111 00:06:19,566 --> 00:06:22,558 - Yes, I am. - Okay. I could get disbarred for this. 112 00:06:22,669 --> 00:06:25,399 And your dad would have to spend tons more time in prison. 113 00:06:25,506 --> 00:06:28,304 I gotta tell you something. The thing that really gets to me is... 114 00:06:28,409 --> 00:06:32,368 that I keep hearing that Michael Bluth is so... cute. 115 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:38,111 Well, I know Maggie Lizer is adorable. You don't know what you're missing. 116 00:06:38,218 --> 00:06:39,947 - Really? - Really. 117 00:06:40,053 --> 00:06:44,683 - So what are we gonna do? - I guess we're just gonna have to go our separate ways... 118 00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:47,886 - and agree to never speak about this again. - That is probably best, huh? 119 00:06:47,995 --> 00:06:52,056 The least you can do is buy me a drink. 120 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:55,067 Hmm. Yeah. I'll stay for one drink. 121 00:07:05,612 --> 00:07:08,809 The next morning, Michael, once again, found himself at Maggie's. 122 00:07:08,915 --> 00:07:12,282 - And once again, berated himself for the mistake. - Oh, no. 123 00:07:12,385 --> 00:07:14,580 I'm supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad in half an hour. 124 00:07:14,687 --> 00:07:17,986 - I can't believe we did this again. - It was so stupid. 125 00:07:18,091 --> 00:07:23,723 Incredibly stupid. It's like we're making naughty sex even naughtier. 126 00:07:26,065 --> 00:07:29,398 Oh, no. I was supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad a half an hour ago. 127 00:07:29,502 --> 00:07:31,800 Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. 128 00:07:31,905 --> 00:07:34,465 This is the second most unethical thing I've ever done. 129 00:07:34,574 --> 00:07:37,566 - We cannot pretend that this didn't happen, Maggie. - Or that it won't happen again. 130 00:07:37,677 --> 00:07:41,443 - You think it's gonna happen again? - You tell me. 131 00:07:44,017 --> 00:07:48,681 - Let's just assume that it will happen again at some time. - Right. Right. 132 00:07:48,788 --> 00:07:52,189 We just need to, you know, acknowledge this and keep it private... 133 00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:54,920 - and I don't think that there's anything wrong with that. - Right. 134 00:07:55,028 --> 00:07:58,122 I have a job, you know? I'm trying to keep a man in prison. 135 00:07:58,231 --> 00:08:01,257 Right. And that man happens to be my father. 136 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:04,996 - This could get ugly. - Well, it's like the Ten Commandments saying. 137 00:08:05,104 --> 00:08:09,302 - "Be true to thine own self, and to thine own self..." - "Be true." Yeah. 138 00:08:09,409 --> 00:08:12,310 - Number seven. - We'll just have to keep it a secret. 139 00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:17,440 - Our secret. - Our dirty little secret. 140 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:19,313 - I think I'm ready now. - All right. 141 00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:21,546 Okay. 142 00:08:21,654 --> 00:08:25,454 Thirty-two minutes earlier, Gob, Lucille and Barry met with George Sr. 143 00:08:25,558 --> 00:08:29,688 - Where did you get this? - They don't call me a sleight-of-hand artist for nothing. 144 00:08:29,796 --> 00:08:35,132 Gob had switched out the file while his siblings discussed the Ten Commandments. 145 00:08:35,235 --> 00:08:38,033 I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 146 00:08:38,137 --> 00:08:41,573 - What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 147 00:08:41,674 --> 00:08:45,542 Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 148 00:08:45,645 --> 00:08:48,205 Now you love the Ten Commandments. 149 00:08:48,314 --> 00:08:51,613 Apparently, there are boxes of it at the prosecutor's house. 150 00:08:51,718 --> 00:08:54,653 I tracked down the address, and you should be thanking me for this. 151 00:08:54,754 --> 00:08:57,746 Michael didn't want you to have it. Mr. Moral. 152 00:08:57,857 --> 00:09:01,349 Mm. Yeah, we did something right there, huh? 153 00:09:01,461 --> 00:09:04,828 - So what do you think, Barry? - l-I haven't read it. 154 00:09:04,931 --> 00:09:07,900 I had a really interesting date last night. 155 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:11,368 A woman who actually works two jobs. 156 00:09:12,772 --> 00:09:16,572 Well, it certainly looks like they've got a lot on us. 157 00:09:16,676 --> 00:09:19,839 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, you. I was raising the children. 158 00:09:19,946 --> 00:09:21,914 When was the last time you raised children? 159 00:09:22,015 --> 00:09:26,008 Excuse me? I've got two in the waiting room right this moment. 160 00:09:26,119 --> 00:09:28,349 In fact, Buster and Annyong... 161 00:09:28,454 --> 00:09:31,685 Lucille's newly adopted Korean child, were waiting. 162 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:34,954 Wow. I wonder what they're talking about in there? 163 00:09:35,061 --> 00:09:39,191 - They don't tell you anything, huh? - They tell me things. 164 00:09:39,299 --> 00:09:43,201 It doesn't matter though, because Dad is gonna be in here a long time. 165 00:09:43,303 --> 00:09:45,771 No. We have court day today. 166 00:09:45,872 --> 00:09:49,831 They take plea. Daddy come home. You out. 167 00:09:49,943 --> 00:09:52,571 Annyong had hit a nerve, and Buster recalled... 168 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:56,308 that right before George Sr.'s arrest, he'd made a similar threat. 169 00:09:56,416 --> 00:10:00,546 I said he could wear that tie. It looks better on him. 170 00:10:00,653 --> 00:10:02,883 - No, no. Let me help you with that, son. - Oh. 171 00:10:02,989 --> 00:10:07,119 Hey, enjoy yourself tonight, because you are out of here. 172 00:10:07,226 --> 00:10:11,754 I'm not gonna spend my retirement watching you wipe your nose on your sleeve. 173 00:10:11,864 --> 00:10:14,059 - I can't breathe, Dad. - Neither can I. 174 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:17,500 I haven't seen half this stuff... 175 00:10:17,604 --> 00:10:21,335 but they've got these kind of documents, uh, we've gotta get rid of this. 176 00:10:21,441 --> 00:10:25,275 If you're thinking of stealing the evidence, that is a very big offense. 177 00:10:25,378 --> 00:10:30,315 l-I think I'm gonna say that I signed myself out about 10 minutes ago. 178 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:32,646 You're right. You can't afford to get caught. 179 00:10:32,752 --> 00:10:36,279 I don't need my lawyer in prison. We'll have Gob break in. 180 00:10:36,389 --> 00:10:40,849 Well, gee, Dad, I've got a wife now. 181 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,928 I don't think that I can afford to get caught either. 182 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:48,262 Good point. You might want to change out of that sweater. 183 00:10:48,368 --> 00:10:50,768 Tell me again why this isn't wrong. 184 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:54,101 Look. We are just... we're two adults. We've got absolutely nothing... 185 00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:57,608 - Cops. Hide. - Ms. Lizer. 186 00:10:57,710 --> 00:10:59,803 - It's Officer Kelley. - Oh, hi. 187 00:10:59,912 --> 00:11:02,642 Your office has asked me to come pick you up. It's a surprise. 188 00:11:05,118 --> 00:11:08,417 - I just winked. It's a surprise witness. - Oh, great. 189 00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:10,386 - Um... - How are we doing? 190 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:14,950 I'll just put my dog inside, and then I will be right with you. 191 00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:17,689 I'll take the dog, okay? I've already missed my meeting. You go ahead. 192 00:11:17,797 --> 00:11:20,595 - Just put him through the doggy door. - Okay. 193 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,225 - And, uh, I'll see you in court. - Yeah. 194 00:11:23,336 --> 00:11:25,804 - My dad's not gonna put himself in prison for life. - Yeah. 195 00:11:25,905 --> 00:11:27,463 - Bye. Kiss. - Oh. 196 00:11:27,573 --> 00:11:31,168 And Gob decided to pass offhis break-in assignment to Tobias. 197 00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:36,180 Hey, there's the cat. Sorry you couldn't have been down at the prison with us. 198 00:11:36,282 --> 00:11:40,343 - Dad was asking all about you. - Oh. I doubt that very much. 199 00:11:40,453 --> 00:11:45,254 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. He feels you've been sucking off this family far too long. 200 00:11:45,358 --> 00:11:50,159 If you don't start pulling your weight around here, it's gonna be shape up or ship up. 201 00:11:50,263 --> 00:11:54,529 You know, try as I might, I cannot seem to impress that man. 202 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:58,263 Isn't that funny... ... I'm about to knock his socks off again. 203 00:11:58,371 --> 00:12:01,829 Yeah, I'm gonna break into this house that's got a bunch of evidence in it. 204 00:12:01,941 --> 00:12:04,671 just to borrow it. Ensure his freedom forever. 205 00:12:04,777 --> 00:12:06,212 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 206 00:12:06,212 --> 00:12:09,511 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 207 00:12:09,615 --> 00:12:12,743 This kind of agility? 208 00:12:12,852 --> 00:12:16,015 Let's go, little man. 209 00:12:16,122 --> 00:12:20,582 Michael, meanwhile, had decided to see what life in Maggie's world was like. 210 00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:25,256 All right. Okay. 211 00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,423 All right. Okay. 212 00:12:29,502 --> 00:12:33,461 - Okay. - This guy's the real deal. He's on the inside. 213 00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:37,532 - But, he's got some demands. - This could be the break we wanted. 214 00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:40,874 - This is District Attorney Lizer. - All right. What do you want? 215 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:45,110 Uh, l-I want immunity for me and my mom... 216 00:12:45,218 --> 00:12:48,051 and I want my dad to stay in prison. 217 00:12:48,154 --> 00:12:51,385 - Also, can you send Annyong back to Korea? - Huh? 218 00:12:53,092 --> 00:12:55,686 - Hey! - Justice! 219 00:12:57,997 --> 00:13:01,296 Meanwhile, Maggie's interrogation of Buster was proving fruitless. 220 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,894 Do you know anything about your father's trips overseas? 221 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:09,441 I knew I'd have a fun time at home alone with Mom. 222 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:14,343 Fine. Did you ever see him return from these trips... 223 00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:16,574 - with anything unusual? - Yeah. 224 00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,150 He came back home once with a black statue... 225 00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:22,085 with an erect penis. 226 00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:24,816 It stayed in our living room until my aunt objected. 227 00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:29,658 What about business associates? 228 00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,662 - I have none. - All right. 229 00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:35,427 This guy's wasting our time. Take away his grilled cheese. 230 00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:39,665 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 231 00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:42,935 If it's evidence you want, I know where they keep it. According to my brother... 232 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,875 there are boxes of evidence in a house on Scenic View Drive. 233 00:13:45,978 --> 00:13:49,607 - Isn't that where you live? - Yeah. 234 00:13:49,715 --> 00:13:53,776 And I'm headed there now. 235 00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:57,344 Tobias, meanwhile, had used his catlike agility... 236 00:13:57,456 --> 00:14:01,586 - to get the evidence at Maggie's house. - The cat is in. 237 00:14:01,694 --> 00:14:05,152 Unfortunately, it was just as Maggie came home. 238 00:14:12,305 --> 00:14:15,274 Is there someone here? 239 00:14:15,374 --> 00:14:18,502 Tobias, concerned about Maggie's heightened sense of smell... 240 00:14:18,611 --> 00:14:21,239 set off to cloak himself in her scent. 241 00:14:38,097 --> 00:14:41,260 - And Michael was at the vet's office. - Justice is fine. 242 00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:44,996 - Great. - Although, dressing him up like a seeing-eye dog... 243 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:47,572 - seems a little cruel. - Cruel? 244 00:14:47,673 --> 00:14:49,664 Well, yeah, because he can't see. 245 00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:52,107 What are you talking about? 246 00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:54,839 Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind. 247 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,743 justice cannot be blind, Doc. 248 00:15:02,852 --> 00:15:06,413 He's got a handle and everything. Come on, boy. 249 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,095 Maybe his peripheral isn't great... 250 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:16,665 but he's been leading a blind woman around. 251 00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:19,166 I think she's been leading him around. 252 00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:23,228 But that would mean that Maggie isn't blind. 253 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,967 In fact, Maggie wasn't blind... 254 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:28,669 - but had been pretending to be... - Son of a bitch. 255 00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:31,246 since she found it helpful in taking the LSATs. 256 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,815 "D." "B" places fourth. 257 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,980 - "A"? - Finding it a tremendous boon to her professional life... 258 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:46,391 - Maggie continued the ruse. - I submit into evidence this wine glass... 259 00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:48,964 with the defendant's fingerprints. 260 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:55,368 Don't worry. You're so ahead. 261 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,769 Her ability to see, however... 262 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,001 was currently proving a disadvantage... 263 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:03,101 as she couldn't reveal to the man she recognized as Tobias... 264 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,648 that she knew he was there without betraying her secret. 265 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:18,790 And Tobias was finding her an uncannily difficult blind girl to outmaneuver. 266 00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,971 Their game of cat and mouse continued. 267 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,207 Until Michael showed up to return Justice. 268 00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:40,271 Oh, Justice, what is it, boy? What is it? 269 00:16:40,383 --> 00:16:44,251 Is there some jackass in my bathrobe? 270 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,388 Oh! I can't see! 271 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:53,860 And later, the family gathered at the courthouse to respond to the plea offer. 272 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:57,694 They don't have a case against us. I took care of everything. 273 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,600 - Something smells wonderful. - Well, thank you. 274 00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:04,502 Would that I could say that I wore it to impress you... 275 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:10,045 but, no, I'm afraid it's merely a cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon. 276 00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:13,513 Who else have we got? What about Buster? 277 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,211 Worst-case scenario he gets caught, no more Buster. 278 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,118 I'm not going anywhere. You're the one who's staying put. 279 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:22,851 Not me. You. 280 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,520 What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? 281 00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:32,631 Outside the courthouse, Surely Fünke was addressing the crowd. 282 00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:35,033 George Michael prepared to confront her about it. 283 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,539 Not just to me, but to all handicapped kids out there... 284 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:42,771 who are sick and tired of sitting in the front rows at basketball games. 285 00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:45,780 George Michael spotted his father... 286 00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:49,545 and not wanting to appear to be abusing the legal system, found a place to hide. 287 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:54,919 Michael, determined to expose Maggie, hid to avoid tipping his hand. 288 00:17:57,393 --> 00:18:00,885 It was then, however, that Lindsay's advocacy group had their big moment. 289 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,634 Hey, George Michael, what are you doing here? 290 00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:09,193 I just thought I'd come down and see the family. See everyone. 291 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,932 - Oh. - That's why I'm here. 292 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,565 Well, pal, you don't need to do that. You can head on home. 293 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,667 Why don't you go help that handicapped friend of yours? 294 00:18:15,778 --> 00:18:19,737 - She kind of lied to me. - I was recently lied to myself. 295 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,682 And for what it's worth, George Michael, you cannot let people get away with that. 296 00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:24,912 It's just so hard to know what the right thing to do is. 297 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,990 I know it. It's not like there's some list of rules... 298 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:30,389 - handed down to us from on high. - No. 299 00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:32,484 Watch your head. 300 00:18:41,571 --> 00:18:45,803 So Michael set out to expose in court that Maggie wasn't really blind. 301 00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:48,934 - She's right there. What are we gonna do? - I got a plan. 302 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,344 Your Honor, the purpose of a court of law is to find the truth... 303 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:55,508 which is why witnesses swear on this. 304 00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:57,643 After all, they sayjustice is blind. 305 00:18:57,753 --> 00:19:02,087 Surely, she has enough sight to catch the truth... 306 00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:04,989 before it hits her in the face. 307 00:19:05,094 --> 00:19:07,562 Objection, Your... 308 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:11,099 Unfortunately, Maggie had been temporarily blinded that day. 309 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,896 - I can't see! - Bailiff. 310 00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,971 That was my plan. What do you got? 311 00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:21,732 So George Michael decided to once and for all put an end to Surely Fünke. 312 00:19:21,844 --> 00:19:24,574 - I need to talk to you. - And this is the man who inspired me. 313 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,639 George Michael Bluth. 314 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,515 He is the one who is responsible for the new ramps at our school. 315 00:19:31,621 --> 00:19:35,580 And he will carry on my legacy and put an end to B.S. 316 00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:47,234 - Surely can beat this thing. - No more B.S. No more B.S. 317 00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:51,295 And Michael reunited with Maggie, who had been kicked off the case. 318 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,103 I really thought you were lying to me. I am so sorry. 319 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:58,010 Michael, I've been doing this blind act thing for years. It's wacked. 320 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,743 - Are you going to admit that you were faking it? - I think I'm gonna go for... 321 00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:05,719 "I was struck by the Bible and it restored my sight." 322 00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:12,556 So what about us? We were starting to establish some trust... 323 00:20:12,662 --> 00:20:14,721 except for all the lies. 324 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:17,025 You know, I was originally looking for something completely uncomplicated. 325 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,591 Yeah. Me too. Forget it. This is so over. 326 00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:23,763 You know, we're saying good-bye, and this is actually the first time... 327 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,966 that I feel that you can really see me. 328 00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:28,703 Yeah. 329 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:32,770 We're just two people staring at each other... 330 00:20:32,882 --> 00:20:37,785 fully exposed in a court of law. 331 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,295 justice! 332 00:20:54,403 --> 00:20:56,928 On the next Arrested Development. 333 00:20:57,039 --> 00:21:00,440 Barry gets a sign from God. 334 00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:03,603 I will obey your will. I will lead a good life. 335 00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:07,716 Well, the hell with this then! 336 00:21:07,817 --> 00:21:11,275 And Maggie is replaced with a new, less generous, prosecutor. 337 00:21:11,387 --> 00:21:13,878 I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.