1 00:00:01,655 --> 00:00:04,556 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,658 --> 00:00:06,649 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,751 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,268 --> 00:00:15,929 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,238 --> 00:00:18,338 Michael was meeting... 6 00:00:18,338 --> 00:00:20,135 Michael was meeting... 7 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,299 with the company's accountant, Ira Gilligan. 8 00:00:22,409 --> 00:00:24,434 Anyway, I have gone over this 10 different ways... 9 00:00:24,545 --> 00:00:28,208 and you're reporting income on an account that... You know, it is just freezing in here. 10 00:00:28,315 --> 00:00:30,249 Well, the thermostat is in my office. 11 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:33,251 While it's freezing in here, it's still hot in there. So please continue. 12 00:00:33,353 --> 00:00:36,754 There's basically no money where it should be. I think I'm catching a cold. 13 00:00:36,857 --> 00:00:39,587 - You're not catching a cold. - I know my body. 14 00:00:40,861 --> 00:00:43,295 - There's no money in the account? - I'm sorry. 15 00:00:43,397 --> 00:00:46,389 - This is like the bayou in here. - I tried to tell you that. 16 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,298 I guess I just had to find out for myself. 17 00:00:49,403 --> 00:00:53,100 Anyway, this isn't the first discrepancy with your father's books. 18 00:00:53,206 --> 00:00:55,504 With this court case coming up, I just have to warn you... 19 00:00:55,609 --> 00:00:57,702 if they ask me to testify, I am not gonna lie. 20 00:00:57,811 --> 00:00:59,711 - No one's asking you to lie. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 21 00:00:59,813 --> 00:01:01,781 You're asking Gilligan not to lie? 22 00:01:01,882 --> 00:01:04,476 Please call me Ira. I don't like Gilligan. 23 00:01:04,585 --> 00:01:06,553 Who doesn't like Gilligan? 24 00:01:06,653 --> 00:01:09,383 Is it cold in here? 25 00:01:09,489 --> 00:01:11,980 So, listen. You have been married two weeks now. It seems to be sticking. 26 00:01:12,092 --> 00:01:13,889 And let's pretend it's a good thing. 27 00:01:13,994 --> 00:01:16,053 I guess this makes me your best man... 28 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:19,894 and I would like to throw you a bachelor party. 29 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,298 Yeah, I don't think she'd go for that. 30 00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:25,667 Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place. 31 00:01:25,772 --> 00:01:29,071 And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her. 32 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,634 You know, l... I said two weeks ago that I thought it was a stupid idea. 33 00:01:32,746 --> 00:01:34,441 Suddenly Dad says it and it's good advice? 34 00:01:34,548 --> 00:01:36,607 You know you don't have to do everything Dad says. 35 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:39,185 I don't do everything Dad says. He just happens to be right about this. 36 00:01:39,286 --> 00:01:41,846 You can help me get rid ofher though. 37 00:01:41,955 --> 00:01:44,446 Mom's having a cocktail party. She'll be there. Maybe you can try to break us up. 38 00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:46,924 - I can't do that. - Why not? You did it with me and Marta. 39 00:01:47,027 --> 00:01:49,757 You had no problem with that, guy. You know what? Lie to her. 40 00:01:49,863 --> 00:01:52,593 Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable. 41 00:01:52,699 --> 00:01:56,430 Something about how you can never confront people. You need someone to clean up your messes. 42 00:01:56,536 --> 00:01:58,868 See, that's great. And that's just off the top of your head. 43 00:01:58,972 --> 00:02:01,202 Michael, Gob. I was just in the neighborhood. 44 00:02:01,308 --> 00:02:04,004 Good Lord. It is sweltering in here. 45 00:02:05,045 --> 00:02:07,639 As you may or may not know... 46 00:02:07,748 --> 00:02:10,216 Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. 47 00:02:10,317 --> 00:02:13,115 - Really? When did that start? - Well... 48 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:16,155 I don't want to blame it all on 9/11... 49 00:02:16,256 --> 00:02:17,951 but it certainly didn't help. 50 00:02:18,058 --> 00:02:20,253 But anyway, I need your help. If you could possibly... 51 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,294 Could we go back to your office, please? 52 00:02:22,396 --> 00:02:25,229 I just want to be a family again. 53 00:02:25,332 --> 00:02:29,393 I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band. 54 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:32,131 - Oh, no. - "Oh, no"was right. 55 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:36,141 In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby... 56 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:40,873 called Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 57 00:02:40,981 --> 00:02:44,576 The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company... 58 00:02:44,685 --> 00:02:48,519 a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. 59 00:02:48,622 --> 00:02:52,080 Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive." 60 00:02:55,962 --> 00:02:57,896 Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss... 61 00:02:57,998 --> 00:03:01,593 an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive. 62 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:05,070 Well, there's a wellness convention in town... 63 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:08,164 and I thought maybe you could talk Lindsay into joining me up onstage. 64 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:12,678 - Yeah. Why don't you ask her? - Oh, I would, but she just doesn't take me seriously. 65 00:03:14,481 --> 00:03:17,678 Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing. 66 00:03:17,784 --> 00:03:19,979 I don't know. I probably stole it. 67 00:03:20,087 --> 00:03:22,351 I mean, if he says it's missing, it is. 68 00:03:22,456 --> 00:03:25,050 Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it. 69 00:03:25,158 --> 00:03:28,423 - He's the one that said it's missing. - Yeah, I probably stole it. 70 00:03:28,528 --> 00:03:31,224 Well, we need to find it before Ira is asked to testify. 71 00:03:31,331 --> 00:03:33,265 - I thought we were talking about Gilligan. Who's Ira? - Ira Gilligan. 72 00:03:33,366 --> 00:03:35,698 Ira's his first name. He actually hates to be called Gilligan. 73 00:03:35,802 --> 00:03:38,032 Well, he never told me that. 74 00:03:38,138 --> 00:03:41,539 Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be saved in I.R.A.s. 75 00:03:41,641 --> 00:03:44,633 - It's Ira, sir. - Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. 76 00:03:44,745 --> 00:03:47,646 Will be saved in "Iras." 77 00:03:47,748 --> 00:03:49,978 - What the hell is this, Gilligan? - It's Ira, sir. 78 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:52,244 - Please call me... - Gilligan! 79 00:03:52,352 --> 00:03:54,479 Michael, if he testifies, I am screwed. 80 00:03:54,588 --> 00:03:58,456 Here's what you do. You take him out for some fishing or something. 81 00:03:58,558 --> 00:04:00,890 - Why would I take him fishing? - Fun. Guy fun. 82 00:04:00,994 --> 00:04:03,724 - Let's get him on our side. - No. Look. I'm not taking him fishing. 83 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:05,127 Oh, that's right. You hated fishing. 84 00:04:05,232 --> 00:04:07,723 - No, I didn't. - No, I'll get Gob. Yeah. He liked it. 85 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,961 - Hang on a second. - He's the one who's fun. 86 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:12,834 I liked fishing. Where are you going? I'm fun. 87 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:14,907 It's just that... Listen. 88 00:04:15,008 --> 00:04:17,977 The way to fix this Ira thing is not to buy him off. All right? 89 00:04:18,078 --> 00:04:21,536 - It's to find out where the money went. - You're no fun. 90 00:04:21,648 --> 00:04:23,809 Yeah. I'm plenty fun. 91 00:04:26,286 --> 00:04:28,413 That night the family gathered at Lucille's... 92 00:04:28,522 --> 00:04:30,581 to welcome Gob's wife. 93 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:33,955 I have always wanted a daughter. 94 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:36,085 And a blonde. What fun. 95 00:04:36,196 --> 00:04:39,290 - Where did Annyong get thatjuice box? - Annyong. 96 00:04:39,399 --> 00:04:42,857 Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful. 97 00:04:45,972 --> 00:04:48,099 Hey, Adopted Brother. 98 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,267 Do you think I could have a hit of that juice box? That... 99 00:04:59,252 --> 00:05:01,311 Michael tried to convince Lindsay to rejoin... 100 00:05:01,421 --> 00:05:05,619 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 101 00:05:05,725 --> 00:05:10,059 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution was a nightmare for me. 102 00:05:10,163 --> 00:05:14,031 Hmm. Well, he said it was the most fun your family's ever had. 103 00:05:14,134 --> 00:05:17,035 Yeah, well, I was wacked on Zanotab the entire time. 104 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:19,367 I thought Zanotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better. 105 00:05:19,472 --> 00:05:23,431 For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee, and your marriage goes to hell. 106 00:05:23,543 --> 00:05:27,070 It is not a good supplement. Besides, Maeby's not gonna want to do it. 107 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:29,671 I wanna do it! Are you kidding me? 108 00:05:29,783 --> 00:05:31,876 Those were our best times ever. 109 00:05:31,985 --> 00:05:35,352 This party just keeps gettin' better. 110 00:05:35,455 --> 00:05:39,050 So, uh... You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. 111 00:05:39,159 --> 00:05:41,423 Some call me the human metronome. 112 00:05:41,528 --> 00:05:44,190 You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things. 113 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:46,891 Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm. 114 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,834 No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take. 115 00:05:50,937 --> 00:05:55,397 Look. I'm just doing this because if my parents split up, it's a lot more work for me. 116 00:05:55,508 --> 00:05:58,238 I know. They split up once in Boston. 117 00:05:58,345 --> 00:06:01,007 When they get along, I get tons more alone time. 118 00:06:01,114 --> 00:06:03,412 When they don't, guess who they start spending all their time with. 119 00:06:03,516 --> 00:06:07,008 - Me. - We've been talking here for 28 seconds. Just so you know. 120 00:06:10,056 --> 00:06:12,081 Excuse me. Dr. "Funky?" 121 00:06:12,192 --> 00:06:16,891 - Ah, Fünke. - Of Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution? 122 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:19,761 - Yes! - Oh, my... I saw you in '96. 123 00:06:19,866 --> 00:06:23,302 - Oh! - You sang a song about a supplement called Teamocil? 124 00:06:23,403 --> 00:06:25,633 - Teamocil. - I mean, you just nailed me! 125 00:06:25,739 --> 00:06:28,970 It was like you knew every side effect I was going through at that time. 126 00:06:35,181 --> 00:06:37,376 - Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinued. - Oh. 127 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:40,009 The sense of wellness it created in relationships... 128 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,556 was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown. 129 00:06:43,657 --> 00:06:45,557 - Excuse me? Are you, uh... Hi. I'm Michael. - Hi. 130 00:06:45,659 --> 00:06:48,594 - I'm Gob's brother. - Yes. He told me all about you. 131 00:06:48,695 --> 00:06:51,789 - You have a terrific voice. - I smell olives! 132 00:06:51,898 --> 00:06:53,889 And Michael, as per Gob's request... 133 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,935 tried to convince his wife that Gob was unreliable. 134 00:06:57,037 --> 00:06:59,301 So, Gob is late. But I guess that's who you married. 135 00:06:59,406 --> 00:07:02,239 He's probably out trying to do something very important. 136 00:07:02,342 --> 00:07:06,904 Are you hitting on me? Gob said that would happen. 137 00:07:11,418 --> 00:07:14,148 Hey, Gob. It's a good thing you're not staying married to this girl. 138 00:07:14,254 --> 00:07:18,520 You've got her hating me... at least your version of me, which is actually you. 139 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:24,029 Well, I talked to Dad, and he thinks that I should stay in it. 140 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:27,930 Stay in the marriage? You're not letting Dad lead you around by the nose again, are you? 141 00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:32,164 Think about it. I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. 142 00:07:32,272 --> 00:07:35,173 It's like, so far it's been all chain and no ball. 143 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:37,766 - Sure. - So, we'll have a ceremony and a bachelor party. 144 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:40,812 A bachelor party? You want one now? Come on. 145 00:07:40,914 --> 00:07:44,042 - You're not giving your best man a whole lot of prep time. - Dad can handle it. 146 00:07:45,151 --> 00:07:48,712 - Dad? - Yeah. You know. 147 00:07:48,822 --> 00:07:50,813 He's a fun guy, and... 148 00:07:50,924 --> 00:07:54,325 - I'm making him my best man. - You're making Dad your best man. That's great. 149 00:07:54,427 --> 00:07:56,327 I guess being your brother... 150 00:07:56,429 --> 00:07:59,023 and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man. 151 00:07:59,132 --> 00:08:03,193 Hey. If he wants to support me, I'm not gonna tell him to go to hell. 152 00:08:03,303 --> 00:08:06,466 - Don't worry. You're still... - What? Invited? 153 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:09,974 No, I was gonna say you're still the guy I want solving my problems, but, yeah... 154 00:08:10,076 --> 00:08:12,874 Let me talk to Dad about that invite situation. 155 00:08:19,651 --> 00:08:21,881 The next day, Gob visited his father... 156 00:08:21,987 --> 00:08:23,887 to prepare for his bachelor party. 157 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:26,014 You know, I really think that you're gonna like this woman. 158 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:29,492 Well, she's costing me enough, but she's... oh, she's a hell of a stripper. 159 00:08:29,595 --> 00:08:31,324 - No, I mean my wife. - Oh. 160 00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:33,921 Well, l... I doubt that very much. 161 00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:38,834 Well, I can tell you that Michael was pretty upset that you wanted to be best man. 162 00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:43,067 - Don't worry about Michael. - Yeah, my bachelor party's about having fun, right? 163 00:08:43,175 --> 00:08:46,872 No, no. Your bachelor party's about convincing Gilligan that he's killed a stripper... 164 00:08:46,979 --> 00:08:48,970 getting him out of town so he can't testify... 165 00:08:49,081 --> 00:08:51,379 and making sure that people think that he took the money. 166 00:08:51,483 --> 00:08:53,348 - It is? - Yeah. 167 00:08:53,452 --> 00:08:57,218 This accountant can do us a lot of damage. I want him neutralized. Do you hear me? 168 00:08:57,322 --> 00:09:01,884 That's why I want you to use this stripper... a narcoleptic, believe it or not. 169 00:09:01,994 --> 00:09:05,896 A friend of mine at the yacht club, he used her for his bachelor party. 170 00:09:05,998 --> 00:09:09,365 We wanted you to have the first piece! 171 00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:16,130 You put her in a darkened space, she's out. 172 00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:18,072 You get him drunk. He passes out. 173 00:09:18,177 --> 00:09:22,443 Then you cover the floor with corn syrup, mixed with a little red dye. 174 00:09:22,548 --> 00:09:26,109 He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!" He freaks out. 175 00:09:26,218 --> 00:09:28,118 Okay. But how do you know that he's gonna leave the country? 176 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:31,553 That's why I got you those honeymoon tickets. You never thanked me for those. 177 00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:33,591 I'm sorry. I meant to. I was gonna... 178 00:09:33,692 --> 00:09:36,388 You just have to convince him that this happened. 179 00:09:36,495 --> 00:09:39,328 - That he killed a stripper? - Can you do this? 180 00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:41,592 Can I trust you? You're not gonna go all Michael on me, are ya? 181 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,600 Nobody's turning all Michael on you. 182 00:09:43,702 --> 00:09:46,671 But when you get out, then we're gonna have a real party. Right, Dad? 183 00:09:46,772 --> 00:09:48,672 Are you kidding? When I get out of here... 184 00:09:48,774 --> 00:09:51,174 you're gonna throw me the biggest party this town's ever seen. 185 00:09:51,276 --> 00:09:53,574 All right? 186 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,647 Back at the model home... 187 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,817 Stop! It is not Zanotab. 188 00:10:00,919 --> 00:10:03,752 Well, maybe if I was allowed to have a Zanotab, I'd remember it's Euphorazine. 189 00:10:03,856 --> 00:10:07,348 No. We are not going to do that again. This family is not about to start using. 190 00:10:07,459 --> 00:10:09,757 We are pushers, not takers. 191 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:13,958 Okay. Once more, from the bridge. 192 00:10:17,603 --> 00:10:19,503 What is that noise? 193 00:10:19,605 --> 00:10:22,199 We don't need the wood block. 194 00:10:22,307 --> 00:10:25,037 No, I just thought I would join in on the fun. 195 00:10:25,144 --> 00:10:28,341 I mean, you guys are always talking about, you know, family and loving and... 196 00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:30,039 having good times in the circle... 197 00:10:30,149 --> 00:10:32,049 You know what? This isn't working. 198 00:10:32,151 --> 00:10:34,676 Maybe I'm just gonna go off and rehearse with Maeby alone. 199 00:10:34,786 --> 00:10:36,811 Oh, fine. Then I'll rehearse with Maeby after dinner. 200 00:10:38,323 --> 00:10:41,554 No! This is wholesome, family fun, okay? 201 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,390 Let's take it from loose stool! One, two and a... 202 00:10:44,496 --> 00:10:46,396 What is that in your mouth? Is that a Euphorazine? 203 00:10:46,498 --> 00:10:48,398 Lindsay, spit it out! That's not real happiness! 204 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,060 - Well, it's better than what we've got now. - Lindsay, spit it out! 205 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:53,001 And Michael arrived home... 206 00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:55,903 determined to prove that he was, in fact, fun. 207 00:10:56,008 --> 00:10:58,033 I just booked us a little fishing trip. 208 00:10:58,143 --> 00:11:01,601 - But why? What did I do? - Hmm? No, no. This is a fun thing! 209 00:11:01,713 --> 00:11:03,738 Okay? Something I've always wanted to do with you. 210 00:11:03,849 --> 00:11:06,147 Everybody's always having fun around here. Why can't we? 211 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:10,745 Already down! Get your finger out of my throat! It's down! 212 00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:14,348 - Anyway, I thought you hated fishing. - No, it's fun. I like fun. 213 00:11:14,459 --> 00:11:19,021 I just hated doing it with my dad. This is gonna be you and me. Okay? 214 00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:23,227 We get to stay at a hotel, get up at 4:00 a.m., slap on the old seasick patch. 215 00:11:23,335 --> 00:11:26,998 We're gonna get out there on the choppy ocean. We're gonna catch ourselves a little lunch. 216 00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:29,505 Oh, we get to eat it? 217 00:11:29,608 --> 00:11:32,099 After we gut it. 218 00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:33,906 Yes. 219 00:11:34,012 --> 00:11:36,606 While the Bluth boys contemplated having fun... 220 00:11:36,715 --> 00:11:39,878 Lucille had a request for Gob's bachelor party. 221 00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:42,783 - Why do I have to bring him? - Because Buster's your brother... 222 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:47,120 and I'm not gonna leave him home alone with all this J-U-l-C-E around. 223 00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:50,093 I can spell, Mom. You spelled "juice." 224 00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,755 Oh, you're so brilliant. Let's see you find it. 225 00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:56,425 Besides, I'm going to Annyong's soccer award ceremony... 226 00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:58,736 Annyong. 227 00:12:04,576 --> 00:12:05,577 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 228 00:12:05,577 --> 00:12:09,035 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 229 00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:11,638 - Yeah, I think they're gonna know that Annyong's... - Annyong. 230 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,878 Would somebody please tell this insufferable child to... 231 00:12:14,987 --> 00:12:16,716 God! 232 00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,722 And so, as Michael and his son... 233 00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:20,883 checked into the hotel, his brothers arrived. 234 00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:24,554 - What are you guys doing here? - Oh, we're having Gob's bachelor party. 235 00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:27,996 You're not going? Even Dad's coming... Via satellite. 236 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,729 Uh, no. I'm gonna go fishing with my son here. We're gonna go have some fun. 237 00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:36,934 Real fun. Okay? Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. 238 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,738 Why do you guys have buckets ofblood? 239 00:12:39,845 --> 00:12:41,904 It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye. 240 00:12:42,014 --> 00:12:44,676 - Juice. - We have unlimited juice? 241 00:12:44,783 --> 00:12:48,981 This party is gonna be off the hook. 242 00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:54,456 Meanwhile, at the wellness convention in the very same hotel... 243 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:58,495 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution... 244 00:12:58,597 --> 00:13:00,565 was preparing for their show. 245 00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:03,191 Here are the new Euphorazine side effects. 246 00:13:03,302 --> 00:13:07,466 Ah, the solo. That is for my lovely and talented daughter. 247 00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,870 "Delayed irritability?" What do they mean by delayed? 248 00:13:09,975 --> 00:13:13,172 It means it comes later! This is ridiculous! Why do we even have to do this? 249 00:13:13,278 --> 00:13:16,475 We are doing this to keep our family together. 250 00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:19,709 No, I'm serious. We're dressed like we're in the '60s. 251 00:13:19,818 --> 00:13:22,981 - It's the 21 st century. We should be dressing like it's the '80s. - Lindsay... 252 00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:26,114 I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. 253 00:13:26,224 --> 00:13:29,216 If you need me, I'll be at the bar. 254 00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:31,228 Well, fine, Lindsay. That's fine. 255 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:34,561 - Maeby and I'll just do... - Yeah. I'm out too. 256 00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:41,895 You think you can handle it alone? 'Cause if you don't perform, we don't validate. 257 00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:48,135 Back in Michael's hotel room... 258 00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:50,441 the guys were settling down for the night... 259 00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:53,278 so as to be ready for their 4:00 a.m. wake-up call. 260 00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:56,148 It sure sounds like they're having fun out there by the pool. 261 00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:59,781 Oh, they think they're having fun, Son, but it's not lasting fun. 262 00:13:59,891 --> 00:14:03,452 It is fleeting fun, like a bachelor party. 263 00:14:05,096 --> 00:14:10,159 What we got here is lasting fun. Okay? You think about that. 264 00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:13,567 - Good night, Son. - Good night, Dad. 265 00:14:13,671 --> 00:14:16,435 - Marco! - Polo! 266 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,441 Marco! 267 00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:21,307 - Polo! - Marco! 268 00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:25,212 - Hey, Dad? - Polo! 269 00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:28,774 - Dad, are you still awake? - Still awake. 270 00:14:28,886 --> 00:14:31,116 It's just, um... 271 00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:33,520 I mean, this is really fun and everything... 272 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,593 This isn't even the fun part. Tomorrow... 273 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:38,719 Yeah. 274 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:41,321 The problem I'm having is, uh... 275 00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:45,596 - I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock... - Mm-hmm. 276 00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:48,069 which is why I'm actually such a good natural percussionist. 277 00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,732 And, um... 278 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:53,003 I'm just worried that I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep... 279 00:14:53,111 --> 00:14:55,602 for another two hours and 45 minutes. 280 00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:59,046 So, I was thinking maybe I would go down and check out Maeby's band... 281 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,618 and you could go see if Gob's bachelor party has started. 282 00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:04,950 Shh, shh, shh. I'm right where I want to be. 283 00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:07,115 Gob had his chance to have me there... 284 00:15:07,225 --> 00:15:08,692 but if you're sure that you can't sleep. 285 00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:12,194 It's just... I don't know when I'm gonna get another chance like this... 286 00:15:12,296 --> 00:15:14,196 - you know, to be there for family. - Right. 287 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:17,995 - I'd hate to miss it, because I was too proud. - Right. 288 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:26,139 Wait a minute. "Too proud?" What does this have to do with "too proud?" 289 00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:28,542 Actually, that part was kinda just for you. 290 00:15:28,646 --> 00:15:33,879 I was just worried the whole thing wasn't gonna land unless I included the pride part. 291 00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:36,385 Upstairs, Gob was preparing to set up the accountant... 292 00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:39,388 under his father's helpful gaze. 293 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,890 - Who called the cops? - And with the aid of some helpful gays. 294 00:15:41,993 --> 00:15:43,893 You told me to hire people to look like my friends. 295 00:15:43,995 --> 00:15:46,122 They're Hot Cops. They're entertainers. 296 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:49,757 Although I specifically asked them not to come dressed as cops. 297 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:53,564 You better change now. He's gonna be here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch. 298 00:15:53,671 --> 00:15:55,571 Hey, uh, you got the blood. Right? 299 00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:58,608 Yeah, I got two buckets full right... Hey! What the hell happened to the blood? 300 00:16:00,745 --> 00:16:03,737 - Hey, Brother. - Whoa! 301 00:16:03,848 --> 00:16:07,079 - Somebody put on his lipstick in the car. - I love juice! 302 00:16:07,185 --> 00:16:11,747 This next number is the only ballad that the Solution ever attempted. 303 00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:14,188 And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary... 304 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:18,092 without a Peter and a Paul, but I suppose it's worth a shot. 305 00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:53,321 "Teamocil is no longer available. 306 00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:56,127 Please try either Grouphug, Bondat or consult your own Wellness Guide." 307 00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:58,532 Teamocil! 308 00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:03,635 You're out of the band. 309 00:17:03,741 --> 00:17:05,766 And, back at the bachelor party... 310 00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:09,176 Gilligan had arrived, and the con was in full swing. 311 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,577 It's Ira, and I'm fine. 312 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,706 Come on! Have a drink! 313 00:17:12,817 --> 00:17:15,581 There's some stuff coming up you might not be able to handle sober. 314 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:19,087 Speaking of which, where's Buster? 315 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,090 In fact, Buster had finished thejuice... 316 00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:23,353 and was desperately looking for his next sugar fix... 317 00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:25,395 when he discovered the cake in the next room. 318 00:17:25,496 --> 00:17:29,956 Unfortunately, he was unaware of the narcoleptic stripper confined within it. 319 00:17:33,871 --> 00:17:36,032 Yeah, I better go in the back room and have a look for him. 320 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,940 - Ira, have a drink! - I'm not thirsty. I want some food. 321 00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:42,205 Ooh. 322 00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:44,213 Okay. Keep it together. Don't go all Michael here. 323 00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:47,011 Knock, knock! Where's the married bachelor? 324 00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:49,518 Michael, I thought you weren't coming. I thought he wasn't coming! 325 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:53,215 Well, I wasn't going to, but he's my brother, and I'm here to support him... 326 00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:58,523 like all these, uh, hot men and Ira. 327 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:01,689 Well, you're not gonna stay. I mean, this isn't your kind of scene. 328 00:18:01,799 --> 00:18:05,257 Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm here for Gob. Now, where are the strippers? 329 00:18:05,369 --> 00:18:05,536 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 330 00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:07,800 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 331 00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:09,805 - Huh? Huh? - Well... 332 00:18:09,907 --> 00:18:13,434 just relax. I'm as fun as anybody. I can handle a back room. 333 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,809 - I'm calling the cops. - No! - We're changing again, guys! 334 00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:20,713 - No. No cops. - Well, what is this? 335 00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:24,214 She died. She's dead. 336 00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:27,052 - It was Gilligan! - What? 337 00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:29,058 Gilligan killed the skipper... stripper. 338 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,060 I didn't kill any stripper. 339 00:18:31,162 --> 00:18:33,255 - You're drunk. You don't remember. - You're pulling the rip cord! 340 00:18:33,364 --> 00:18:37,460 Ira, take my honeymoon tickets. Get out of the country. Save yourself. 341 00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:41,231 - I'm not drunk. Bix made me the designated driver. - Bix! 342 00:18:41,339 --> 00:18:43,637 Just then, the stripper woke up... 343 00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:46,107 saw Buster with what appeared to be blood around his mouth... 344 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:49,304 - and thought she had killed him for groping her. - Not again. 345 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,820 You were setting me up. 346 00:18:57,922 --> 00:18:59,947 You're trying to get me to leave the country. 347 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,787 Well, the hell with you, sir. Bix, we're leaving. 348 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,521 I'm testifying. 349 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,121 Yeah, the party's over. That's it. 350 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,200 You were trying to set Ira up? 351 00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:13,270 Oh, Gob, Gob. Come on. Is this true? 352 00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:15,999 Oh, wait a minute. It wasn't your idea, Gob. 353 00:19:16,107 --> 00:19:18,940 - It was your idea. Wasn't it, Dad? - It wa... 354 00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:21,477 - Huh? - Even if it was my idea, which it wasn't... 355 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:25,174 Gob screwed it up, which he did and always does. 356 00:19:25,282 --> 00:19:27,682 - You don't have to take that. - What the hell am I supposed to do? 357 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,117 Here. 358 00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:38,025 - Oh, no. No, no. Don't you dare, mister. - Do it. Do it. 359 00:19:38,129 --> 00:19:40,723 Hey, Gob! I am your best man. I am your fath... 360 00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:47,902 What does it matter? I screwed it up anyway. A complete failure. 361 00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,803 Can't even fake the death of a stripper. 362 00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:53,570 Oh, come on. That's not a bad thing. 363 00:19:53,678 --> 00:19:56,306 - It doesn't make you a failure. Dad's the failure. - Really? 364 00:19:56,414 --> 00:19:59,383 When he was my age, he ran an entire company, had kids. 365 00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:02,748 The company was corrupt. Look what he's trying to do to us. 366 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,753 I'll tell you something else. You might not be a father... 367 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,846 but you are my brother. 368 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,319 I might be a father. 369 00:20:13,097 --> 00:20:15,190 Why don't you start trusting yourself. Okay? Not Dad. 370 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,267 You're a much better man than he is. 371 00:20:17,368 --> 00:20:20,166 - You're a better man than both of us. - Well. 372 00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:24,002 You're the best man. You're my best man. 373 00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:27,100 Not if I have an actual ceremony, 'cause Dad would kill me, but... 374 00:20:27,211 --> 00:20:30,544 What do you say, hermano? Help me clean up this mess? 375 00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:32,513 What the hell. 376 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:36,878 Gob, I want out. 377 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,114 - I'm in love with your brother. - What? 378 00:20:39,223 --> 00:20:41,817 - You did it again, you son of a bitch! - No, no! She's... 379 00:20:44,395 --> 00:20:46,192 In-law. Tobias. 380 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,295 Sorry. I should have finished that thought. 381 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,891 On the next Arrested Development. 382 00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,765 Oh, my god. I killed Michael. 383 00:20:53,871 --> 00:20:56,237 Yeah, but on the plus side, you got punched in the face. 384 00:20:56,340 --> 00:21:00,242 Hey, Brother. Hey, Brother. 385 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,744 Michael solves the mystery of the missing money. 386 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:06,715 Ira was signatory to all these accounts? 387 00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:09,251 - Get me Ira Gilligan. - And Gilligan... 388 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,379 fulfills his destiny. 389 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:16,049 Let it ring.