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This is Michael Bluth.

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He’s a good man.

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For 10 years, he’s worked for his father’s
company, waiting to be made a partner.

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And right now, he’s happy.

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This is Michael’s mother.
- Look what they’ve done, Michael.

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She isn’t happy.

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Look what the homosexuals have done to me.

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You can’t just comb that out and reset it?

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Currently, she’s upset that her husband’s
retirement party...

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...is being upstaged by a group of
gay protesters.

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We’re here! We’re queer!
We want to get married on the ocean!

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Everything they do is so dramatic
and flamboyant...

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It just makes me want to
set myself on fire.

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[Sighs.] Good grief, Mother.

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Not all homosexuals are flamboy...

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Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse.

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This is Michael’s twin sister, Lindsay...

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the self-proclaimed liberal
member of the family.

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I like it better on him.

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As a youthful act of defiance,
Lindsay married...

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this man.

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They moved to Boston,
where they’ve become celebrated...

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for their wine and cheese fund-raisers.

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Oh, no. I’m completely stuffed.

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Um, I forget their name,
but I know they’re hungry.

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I think some are thirsty.

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This is Michael’s oldest brother,
poor G.O.B.

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So, this is the magic trick, huh?

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Illusion, Michael. A trick is something
a whore does for money.

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Or cocaine.

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G.O.B. recently started the
Alliance of Magicians...

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an organization that blackballs
any performer...

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who reveals a magician’s secret.

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And finally there’s Buster...

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the youngest of Michael’s siblings.

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Hey, Buster.

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You know, you don’t need to do that,
buddy. It’s okay.

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Thanks to the family’s largesse,
Buster has studied everything...

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from Native American tribal ceremonies...

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to cartography, the mapping of
uncharted territories.

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Actually, I’m studying cartography now...
the mapping of uncharted territories.

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Sure. Hasn’t everything already sort of
been discovered, though...

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by, like, Magellan and Cortés?
NASA, you know?

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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Those people.

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- Those guys did a pretty good job.
- Right.

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But there’s still, you know...

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Never hurts to double-check.

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He also suffers from crippling
panic attacks.

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Yes, this is his family.

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So why is Michael so happy?

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Because he’s decided to never speak to
these people again.

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Michael was feeling more generous about
his family...

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on the morning of the boat party.

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What comes before anything?
What have we always said is the most
important thing?

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Breakfast.

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Family.

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Family. Right. I thought you meant of
the things you eat.

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This is Michael’s son, George Michael.

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I mean, we have made nothing but
sacrifices for this family...

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and tonight it all pays off, my boy.

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Tonight your granddad makes me partner.

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To prove his dedication to the
family business...

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Michael has decided to live here,
in the model unit

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of his father’s latest housing tract.

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The guys live in the attic so
that the house...

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can still function as a pristine
selling tool.

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So you think he’s gonna announce
it on the boat?

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Yeah, absolutely. It’s his retirement party.
Plus, he’s been dropping a lot of hints.

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What kind of hints?

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It’s funny. It’s not a "hint" hint,
but he has been calling me "pardner."

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Yeah, that’s... that’s like partner.

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Of course, he has been going through
a little bit of a cowboy phase.

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No. I’ll be my own boss.

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I’ll finally be able to get you what
you deserve. Like a real home.

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This is a real home.

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No, it’s not.
It’s a fake home, son.

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You want the loops or the flakes today?

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I’d rather live like this than like
my aunt and uncles...

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whose eyes have never stung...
from the sweet sweat of a hard day’s work.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you gettin’ all that?

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From you. You say it every couple of
years when they come out to visit.

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Well, maybe you’re right.
Maybe they are spoiled.

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But you know what, son? That is not
our problem. That is their problem.

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We have a good thing going here, you see? You’ll find
that you have much more dignity and self-respect...

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when you learn... that this house has got
everything we’re looking for.

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And more! Can we buy it, Dad?
Can we buy the house?

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We’re gonna try, son. But we gotta hurry.
These are gonna get all snapped up.
Oh, good morning. I’ll race you to the bank.

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All right.

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The guys then headed down to Balboa Island.

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It was here, in 1953, that
George Sr. started a business...

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selling a novelty food item called...
the frozen banana.

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Like his father before him, Michael
had gotten his son a job there...

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to bolster the boy’s self-esteem.
-Ten cents gets you nuts.

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Uncle G.O.B.? Uncle G.O.B.

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Give me a dollar. No, the twenty.

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This is gonna blow your mind.
Some say wealth is an illusion...

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Well, let’s just see. For one moment
it’s here, and in the next...

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Monopoly.

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You don’t have it, do you?

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Yeah, I think I might.

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That’s good, ’cause a lot of the
pieces are missing.

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Oh, to play Monopoly with my
family again.

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-I’d give anything to be eight.
-I’m 13.

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No, I wasn’t crazy about 13. The acne,
self-consciousness, the erections. You okay?

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-Yeah, I’m okay.
-Hey, there’s the man I came to see.

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Uh, Uncle G.O.B., where’s the twenty?

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Hey, a magician never reveals his secret.
That’s what I started the whole alliance about.

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-I don’t need the secret. I just need the twenty.
-What you need to know... is that it’s magic.

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Wow... It’s so much like stealing.

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Michael, meanwhile, was making final
preparations for his father’s boat party.

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-It’s sort of a "pass the torch" kind of, 
situation, so if you’ve got a wireless mic...
-Got it.

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-Or a torch. Now that I think about it.
It’s just a joke.

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-Hey.
-Michael. -G.O.B.

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-I’m sorry. Uh, Captain, this is
my brother, G.O.B.

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-How are you? -Incredible! I'm
having an incredible year.

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Right on top.

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We’ll finish inside.

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Look at you.
Are you doing good?

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-Please, look.
-Right. Great.

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-You got your check for your share of the party?
-You know, I sort of thought my contribution...

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could be a magic show.

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-A magic show?! Oh, that’s perfect, G.O.B.
-Thank you.

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Wait a minute. I just remembered something.
Dad’s retiring, not turning six.

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Hey, come on! I just bought this new
illusion called the Aztec Tomb.

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-It cost like 18 grand! I’m gonna do it on the boat.
-Come on G.O.B. I don’t care.

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-What do you care? Can’t you just charge
the party to the company?
-No. It’s not a business expense.

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-So what? Lindsay’s been staying at the
Four Seasons for a month. She’s
probably charging the company.

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Lindsay’s been in town for a month?

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I don’t think so.

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Michael was upset to hear this...

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so he went to discuss it with his mother.

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Mom! Mother! Give me your company
checkbook. You’re cut off.

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Michael, look. Look what happened
to my fox.

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Someone cut off his little foot.

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-Is it- Is it noticeable?
-Well...

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You’ve gotta remember You’re
gonna be all splattered in red paint.
That’s gonna distract the eye.

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Listen, I don’t want you charging any more
of your personal expenses to the company. Okay?

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Well, I had to pay for the Aztec Tomb.
G.O.B. says it’s a career-maker.

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Wait. The company paid for the Aztec Tomb?
That’s great. That’s great.

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Well, listen. I was talking about Lindsay, okay?

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You put her in a five-star hotel, on top of which
you didn’t tell me she was in town.

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If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong.
I love all my children equally.

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-I don’t care for G.O.B.

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Good grief! I dipped into the kitty a couple
of times. You should be focused on tonight.

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Dad’s making a big announcement.

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Yeah? I knew it. It’s about me, isn’t it?

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I wonder how I can talk you out of
ever making that face again.

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-Michael!
-Tobias.

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How are you?

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Good, good. How’s your job search comin’?

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-It’s good. It’s going to be good.
-Yeah? Great.

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I’m hoping the universe provides
a path for me.

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Tobias recently lost his medical license...

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for administering C.P.R. to a person who,
as it turned out...

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was not having a heart attack.

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Maybe you’ll be inspired by the boat
party tonight, start a career as a pirate.

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I haven’t packed for that.

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-Couldn’t find a thing...
-Lindsay!

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-Michael!
-How was your flight?

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-Great. Great. We just got in.
-He knows.

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A month ago. Oh, I’m sorry. I’ve been meaning
to call you. I really have.

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-Really? -It’s just... I’ve been...
Well, I need to decompress.

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-I’ve been very busy.
-It’s been crazy.

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We just had an amazing fund-raiser
for HOOP.

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-HOOP?
-My anti-circumcision movement.

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I think it looks frightening when
it’s cut off.

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It’s a Doberman.
Let it have its ears.

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-Hmm. -Believe it or not... we
brought in over 40 thousand dollars.

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Unbelievable. Sounds like you saved
enough skin to make 10 new boys.

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Well, most of that money was from
the Bluth Company. I mean, how...

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are you?

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Still good. You know what?

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You guys have had your hands in
the company coffer for years.

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But starting tomorrow, there is
going to be a new boss in town...

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... and you’re all gonna have to
start fending for yourselves.

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You’re all gonna finally feel that
sweet sting of sweat in your eyes...

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... as... Buster!

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You can’t do that on the balcony, buddy?

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Mom says it’s too windy.

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Who could’ve done this?

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While Michael was getting fed
up with his family...

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George Michael was finally getting
to know them.

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Um, yeah. I bought a frozen banana...

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and when I bit into it, I found this.

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-Looks like a foot.
-It tasted like a foot.

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Which I didn’t really mind, but
I’m pretty sure I said no nuts.

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Hey, you’re my cousin, aren’t you?

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-Maybe.

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This is George Michael’s cousin, Maeby.

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Maeby had always found unique
ways to rebel.

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Maeby, this is a cute tattoo for you.

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Mom, I want to enter beauty pageants.

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-I can’t believe you didn’t recognize me.
-We never see you.

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-We never see anybody in our family.
-I know. It’s our parents’ faults.

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We should teach them a lesson.

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Yeah.

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-No. I don’t think so.
-You know what we should do?

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I should go to my mom tonight...
and be like, “I met the cutest guy.”

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And then she’ll see you and me
totally making out.

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But— But not really, right?

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It’s perfect. She’d freak out...

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and I’d be like, “If we saw each other 
more often, this wouldn’t happen.”

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-But we’re cousins.
-That’s what makes it funny.

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-But isn’t it against the law?
-I don’t think so.

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I know for certain that the yacht
club would have a problem with it.

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Come on, George Michael.

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Tobias, now believing the boat party
to be pirate-themed—

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-You look like a pirate!
-began searching through his wife’s
luggage for an outfit.

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I should say so!
Look at the blouse, sir!

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Then, mistaking a group of garishly
dressed men for pirates...

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Tobias boarded a van full ofhomosexuals.

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Soon he was unwittingly part of a protest 
against the local yacht club.

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Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse.

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I like it better on him.

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I don’t understand why you work every
weekend. Aren’t you, like, my age?

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Well, it’s important to be responsible.
I think there aren’t enough young people
out there today who have a real work ethic.

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What do you mean?

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I don’t know.

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And George Sr. finally made his
retirement speech.

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I guess it’s time for me to, uh, mosey on. And
although I won’t be saddling up and going in
every day... there’s someone else who’s going to.

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I give you the new C.E.O. for the Bluth Company.
Certainly the smartest Bluth. My favorite Bluth.

222
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And the, uh, sexiest creature...
I have ever laid eyes on.

223
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,400
My lovely wife, Lucille.

224
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,000
Mom!

225
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,500
Sorry. It’s not the right time.

226
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:27,300
I’m not gonna lie to you, Michael.
This is great news for HOOP.

227
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,200
Hey.

228
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:55,600
-You okay? -Yeah. You know what? I’m great.
You and I, we’ve waited long enough.

229
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,000
It’s time to move on. Okay?

230
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:04,000
I want you to say your good-byes. It’s the
start of a whole new life for us. All right?

231
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,500
I guess we’re gonna see you guys even less now.

232
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,600
I told you. We should’ve taught them a lesson.

233
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,700
I want a picture of the new C.E.O.
with all her kids.

234
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:28,700
Let’s see some smiles, people. It’s a—
It’s a party, not a shareholders’ meeting.

235
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,700
Are those police boats?

236
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,000
No, I’m serious.
I think they are police boats.

237
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,200
Prepare to be boarded.Prepare to be boarded.

238
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,200
I knew it was against the law.

239
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,800
That’s the Securities and Exchange Commission.

240
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,800
-The S.E.C.?
-They have boats?

241
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,400
Give me a cell phone. Give me a cell phone.

242
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:53,400
Lindsay, Buster, up to the bridge!
Come on, Buster! Almighty good grief!

243
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:58,000
Delores, listen to me.
Empty the account.

244
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,400
-Out of my way!
-Why are you crying? Why are you crying?

245
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,600
Out of my way!Out! Out! Out!

246
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,700
Lindsay, take the wheel! Buster, find us 
a channel to the ocean!

247
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,900
Gee, I don’t have any mapping
equipment with me.

248
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,900
You’ve had $80,000 worth of cartography
lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean!

249
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,500
Okay. Okay. Okay.

250
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,000
Can you hear me now?

251
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:20,600
- Obviously this blue part here is
the land. That would mean—
-Oh, Buster, Buster. You’ll be all right.

252
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,600
Shredder. No. Save it.
Save it. Shredder.

253
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,000
Please don’t leave us now, Buster! Please!

254
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,300
-Get in the tomb. The Aztec Tomb.
-Save it. Shred it.

255
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,100
Hold on. I don’t have time for
your magic tricks.

256
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,300
Illusions, Dad! You don’t have
time for my illusions!

257
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,200
What is wrong with you?
Why are you so angry?

258
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,400
Look.Just stay in the box.
I’ll make you disappear.

259
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,700
The Bluth family dominated the news that night.

260
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,800
Southern California is the home
of the high-speed freeway chase...

261
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:57,300
but tonight’s flee from justice
was on the sea and slow as molasses.

262
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:02,900
Bluth Development Company President George Bluth...
was arrested tonight for defrauding investors...

263
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,600
and using the company as his 
personal piggy bank.

264
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,300
More intrigue on the high seas tonight...

265
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,600
as dozens of local pirates were arrested...

266
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:14,300
for protesting the yacht club’s
discriminatory policies.

267
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,200
Even Michael's brother, G.O.B., made the news.

268
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,700
It was Mr. Bluth’s son “Gob,”
a part-time magician...

269
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,000
who hid his father here in the
Aztec Tomb.

270
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,600
By pushing on this pivoting panel...

271
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,700
Mr. Bluth was able to hide in this
airless chamber—

272
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,400
I have to think the Alliance is
gonna frown on this.

273
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,300
Perhaps a good trick for a human...

274
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,500
but the dogs found him almost 
instantly.

275
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,400
-Free at last, darlings.
-I’m all right.

276
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,800
-Thank God.

277
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,700
Oh, what an adventure.
Oh, my goodness!

278
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,900
Buster! Don’t do that.

279
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,600
What an adventure, gang.

280
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,400
I thought that the homosexuals
were pirates...

281
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,500
but it turns out that most of them
were actors in the local theater.

282
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,400
You’re right though. It is amazing.

283
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,900
I’ve been waiting for the universe
to provide a path for me, and—

284
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,100
and I think it has.

285
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,100
-You’re gay?
-No. No.

286
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:12,800
I’m not— I’m not gay. No. Lindsay,
how many times must we have this—

287
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:16,900
No. I want to be an actor.

288
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:24,500
Okay, guys. Um, they are gonna keep
Dad in prison...

289
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,400
at least until this gets all sorted out.

290
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,500
Also, the attorney said they’re gonna
have to put a halt on the company’s
expense account.

291
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,800
Interesting. I would have expected
that after the “keeping Dad in jail.”

292
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:39,100
The first thing I need you guys to do
is to cut up your company credit cards.

293
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,600
What about the miles?

294
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,700
You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom
as his successor.

295
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,200
-And I’m putting Buster in charge.
-That’s a good choice.

296
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:52,000
Buster? The guy who thought that the
blue on the map was land?

297
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,300
He’s had business classes.

298
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,900
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait. Eighteenth-century
agrarian business.

299
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,200
But I guess it’s all the same principles.

300
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,700
Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned
about an uprising?

301
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,900
You wanna know what? That’s it. I’m done.
I’m sick and tired of the greed

302
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,900
and the selfishness and all the taking.

303
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,500
Forget it. I’ve got a son to think about.

304
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,900
Lindsay, by the way, I expected this from them

305
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,300
because they’re completely oblivious.

306
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,300
But you— you should know better. Come on.

307
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,400
I think he’s really mad at you.

308
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,200
Somebody is a rude Gus. That’s all.

309
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:35,200
In the days that followed, the
Bluths’ assets were frozen.

310
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,500
There’s no more room in the suitcase.

311
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,000
-Glasses. Where are my glasses?
-On your face

312
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,700
Lindsay had no choice ...

313
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,300
- but to check her family out of the hotel
earlier than planned. - What are we doing
with this? What is happening with this?

314
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,100
And her husband started looking for work.

315
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,800
My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke.

316
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:11,000
I was Chief Resident of Psychiatry
at Mass General for two years...

317
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,400
and I did my fellowship in
psycholinguistics at M.I.T.

318
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:19,600
And this is “I’m a Bad, Bad Man”
from Annie Get Your Gun.

319
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,200
Lucille was finding it difficult
to go about her daily life.

320
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:33,700
The S.E.C. is making him out to be some kind
of mastermind, which— believe me— he’s not.

321
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,700
The man can barely work our shredder.

322
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,000
Michael was able to secure a job with
a rival housing company almost immediately.

323
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:45,400
Plus, there are perks. We’ll set you up
in Arizona in one of our finest estates.

324
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,900
Attic or main house?

325
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,700
And Buster was discovering his
academic pursuits...

326
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,900
didn’t fully prepare him for his
new responsibilities.

327
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,600
Have you looked at the latest figures on
the Sudden Valley expansion...

328
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,100
-vis-à-vis the development versus the tax—
-Amazing. You guys are so smart.

329
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,400
-Two percent per annum. This is a non-recoupable—
-We need Michael.

330
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,000
We need ice.

331
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,700
Michael. We need Michael.

332
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,300
Well, how do we do that now?

333
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,700
Perhaps... an intervention.

334
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:27,800
So what we’d like to do here is just
go around the room... and have 
everyone talk a little about Michael.

335
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:34,200
Things we don’t like about him or how
he annoys us... or maybe just something
he does that rubs us the wrong way.

336
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,200
Jump right in.

337
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,500
- There’s no right or wrong answer.
- I think that’s a great idea.

338
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:42,500
Wait. Hold on one second. What
exactly is this intervention for?

339
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,100
We need you to come back and run
the business.

340
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:53,200
Okay. So technically it’s not really
an intervention. It’s more of an imposition.

341
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,600
Whatever you want to call it.

342
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,000
I’d love to call it an imposition.

343
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,400
We’re in trouble here, Michael.

344
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:02,000
And I can’t perform my magic. I’m getting
blackballed from even the smaller venues.

345
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,800
Well, it’s come down to the two of you.
I’ll be honest.

346
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:08,600
I’m just more comfortable with an
Alliance-approved magician...

347
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:13,600
Give ’em a hell of a show, champ.

348
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,000
Fuck off, traitor.

349
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:22,100
I thought Buster had everything under control.
I thought you’d been going to the office.

350
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:26,400
Yes, and I’ve enjoyed that. It was just
I was constantly being called to the phone...

351
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,900
or I was asked a question or I was
resuscitated. It was really hard 
to get a good work flow going.

352
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,400
Can you believe this? They’re still fighting.

353
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:40,300
Yeah, I know. I’m tempted to kiss again
so we could teach ’em a lesson.

354
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,200
Why would that teach them a lesson?

355
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,800
No, I mean, uh, to freak them out.

356
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,200
That doesn’t make any sense.

357
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:52,900
Isn’t that what makes it funny? I’m
laughing. Go fish— Uno— Okay. 
I just need a drink.

358
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:58,700
Well, I’m sorry. It’s just too late.
I’m moving to Phoenix. I got a job.

359
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:05,300
Something you apply for, and then
they pay you to, uh—

360
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,600
Never mind. I don’t want to ruin
the surprise.

361
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,000
So, no hard feelings. Adios.
Sayonara.

362
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,400
I’ll see you when the first parent dies.

363
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,100
-Well, I’d rather be dead in
California than alive in Arizona.
-Touché.

364
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,400
George Michael, grab the coat.

365
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,000
I think Dad would want you to help
us out here.

366
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:20,800
Dad’s in jail.

367
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,300
It’s just terrible, terrible.

368
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,300
Nice try, Tobias. Here we go.

369
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,900
The least you could do is say
good-bye to him.

370
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,500
In fact, Michael had not spoken to
his father since the arrest...

371
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:36,000
and he decided to give his father
the courtesy of a formal resignation.

372
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,400
I quit.

373
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,900
Probably a good career move.

374
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:48,200
You know, I parked in the same spot
for the last five years. I was 
there on time every single day.

375
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,800
-Mike—
-I was so loyal. I worked so hard.
Why didn’t you just put me in charge?

376
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,500
Michael, listen to me. These guys, the
S.E.C., they’ve been after me for years.

377
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,300
I put you in charge, you’re gonna be
wearing one of these jumpsuits too.

378
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,100
-I could’ve helped—
-You’d be an accomplice. No.

379
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,800
It had to be your mom.

380
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:14,000
They cannot 
arrest a husband and wife...
for the same crime.

381
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,100
Yeah, I don’t think that that’s
true, Dad.

382
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,900
Really?

383
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,800
I got the worst fucking attorneys.

384
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,700
What are you saying? That you did
this for me?

385
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,800
What have we always said comes before
anything else?

386
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,000
It’s family first.

387
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:38,200
You do right by your son. “Pardner.”

388
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,500
Bluth, time!

389
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,800
You might want to dial down that
cowboy act while you’re in here.

390
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,800
Don’t think that didn’t cross my mind.

391
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:51,100
With Michael leaving town...

392
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,100
Lindsay decided to take inventory of the 
family’s last remaining asset:

393
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,900
their model home.

394
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,900
-What are you doing?
-Packing up. What are you doing?

395
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,900
Well, just looking for... you.

396
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,500
To say good-bye to you.

397
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,300
Gonna miss you guys.

398
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:23,500
Oh, well. We’ll come out and see you in—

399
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,200
Yeah. We’ll miss you too.

400
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,900
It’s been nice having you guys
around— you know, to talk to.

401
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,300
Since Mom died—

402
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,300
I just wish we could all stay here.

403
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:42,900
-I— I need a hand with the van, please.
-Okay.

404
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,300
Sorry. Well, I-I guess he really
misses his family.

405
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,900
Well, he doesn’t know us very well.

406
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,800
Yeah, clearly.

407
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:14,100
Let me ask you a question. Where
the hell have you been? 
Why didn’t you call me?

408
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:22,200
Look at my life, Michael. Tobias is out
of work. We’re in debt. It’s—

409
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,200
What are you doing?
Are you trying to cry?

410
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,500
I’m sad.

411
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,100
Life is hard right now.
I’ve got the J.D.L. on my ass.

412
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,300
J.D.L.?

413
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,900
Jewish Defense League.

414
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,700
Oh, the circumcision thing?
This is why I was against HOOP.

415
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,200
-Why didn’t you just mind your own business?
-This is why I didn’t call you!

416
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:46,300
-You’re so judgmental.
-No, I’m not judgmental.

417
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,200
-And you’re disappointed in me.
-I’m not disappointed in you.

418
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:50,800
You are.

419
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,800
So I’m disappointed in you.
But come on.

420
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,600
What is not disappointing 
about my life?

421
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,200
Dad didn’t give me the promotion.

422
00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,800
Dad’s in jail. How 
disappointing is that?

423
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:02,500
-We’re a disappointing family.
-We’re an incredibly disappointing family.

424
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:03,900
But we are a family...

425
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:11,400
and I want my son to be happy. So maybe
we should be in each other’s lives.

426
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:15,600
-I’d like that.
-Yeah?

427
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:21,300
-Seriously, you’re gonna pull a muscle.
-I used to be able to do this.

428
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,400
So Michael decided to stay in California...

429
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,200
and try to save the family business.

430
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:30,300
And for the first time ever...he gathered
his family together in the model home

431
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,400
Dad was always banker, so there was no
beating him. Totally.

432
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,100
He should’ve been stocking up on
those “get out of jail free” cards.

433
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,300
-Good one, George Michael!
-Very good.

434
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,900
-I wish you guys didn’t have to go so soon.

435
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,200
Oh, well, on that subject, these guys are
actually gonna be staying with us. For a while.

436
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,900
Just your aunt and her husband. Not G.O.B.

437
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,300
Yeah. What the hell, huh? Family first.

438
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,900
It is gonna be a little crowded, so you’re
gonna have to share a room with your cousin.

439
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,100
On the next Arrested Development—

440
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,900
Many find work for the first time.

441
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:22,900
This is the most expensive watch we have...
so only let the customers who are truly
serious try it on.

442
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000
It is a fun watch. I’ll take it.

443
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,400
It was really your brother we were interested
in. I mean, you don’t even have any references.

444
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,100
Is that enough of a reference for you?

445
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,200
Even a letter of recommendation,
something like that.

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And Michael finds it difficult to get
his father out of jail.

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You love it here?

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Oh, I’m having the time of my life!

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Hey, T-Bone.

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