1 00:00:01,015 --> 00:00:04,007 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,118 --> 00:00:06,177 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,286 --> 00:00:08,618 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,128 --> 00:00:15,789 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,633 --> 00:00:21,601 This is Michael Bluth. 6 00:00:21,702 --> 00:00:25,900 Right now he's taking his son, George Michael, to start a new life in Arizona. 7 00:00:26,006 --> 00:00:28,770 Phoenix, Arizona, huh? This is it, boy. 8 00:00:28,876 --> 00:00:30,867 We are free. 9 00:00:30,978 --> 00:00:32,969 We're gonna follow our dreams, you know? 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,981 And the best part of it? Not workin' for the family anymore. 11 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:39,382 Yeah, but don't- don't you always say "family first"? 12 00:00:39,486 --> 00:00:44,150 Yes, I do. But that is not a family, okay? 13 00:00:44,258 --> 00:00:48,194 They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. 14 00:00:48,295 --> 00:00:51,696 - And Aunt Lindsay. - She's not my real aunt? 15 00:00:51,799 --> 00:00:55,064 Not a real nose. Got a picture of her when she's 14 in a swimming cap. 16 00:00:55,169 --> 00:00:57,137 She looks like a falcon. 17 00:00:57,237 --> 00:01:01,333 Spent an entire year living in that stupid model home with those people... 18 00:01:01,442 --> 00:01:03,603 and all they did was lie to us. 19 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:07,578 The most recent lie was Michael's father had had a heart attack while in prison. 20 00:01:07,681 --> 00:01:10,411 We lost him. 21 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:14,248 What the doctor meant to say was that George Sr. Had escaped... 22 00:01:14,354 --> 00:01:17,949 a feat he'd accomplished by using the family's portable stairway vehicle. 23 00:01:20,194 --> 00:01:23,095 I'd love to see the look on their faces right now. 24 00:01:23,197 --> 00:01:26,428 - "Where'd he go?" - Or they- they think we're just headed home. 25 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:29,001 Actually, you know, that's kind of what I thought... 26 00:01:29,103 --> 00:01:31,298 until I heard about all that Phoenix stuff. 27 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:35,102 Michael was concerned that the full impact ofhis departure... 28 00:01:35,209 --> 00:01:37,769 might have been lost on his family. 29 00:01:37,878 --> 00:01:40,540 - Hello. Who is this? - Yes, this is Dr. Blumen. 30 00:01:40,647 --> 00:01:43,081 I'm calling regarding Michael Bluth. 31 00:01:43,183 --> 00:01:47,119 Michael! Phone! 32 00:01:47,221 --> 00:01:51,487 They think we're still there. We're goin' back. 33 00:01:51,592 --> 00:01:54,561 Hey, Mom. Any messages? 34 00:01:54,661 --> 00:01:57,186 None. 35 00:01:57,297 --> 00:01:59,231 No, there was a message. 36 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,301 It was about my health, but it doesn't matter. 37 00:02:01,401 --> 00:02:03,301 My son and l- 38 00:02:03,403 --> 00:02:05,963 Buster, what are you doing with Mother's rape horn? 39 00:02:06,073 --> 00:02:11,136 Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace. 40 00:02:11,245 --> 00:02:14,646 Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her. 41 00:02:14,748 --> 00:02:16,648 This is what I'm talking about, Michael. 42 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:20,743 Now that your father has deserted us, Buster's become impossible to control. 43 00:02:20,854 --> 00:02:24,085 Suddenly he's too much of a big shot to brush Mother's hair. 44 00:02:24,191 --> 00:02:25,818 Well, I'm not he- 45 00:02:28,662 --> 00:02:32,098 I'm not helping you with Buster anymore. 46 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:34,895 I'm not helping anyone with anything. 47 00:02:35,002 --> 00:02:37,869 I came here to tell you that my son and l- 48 00:02:43,443 --> 00:02:46,571 George Michael, meanwhile, was approached by his cousin Maeby. 49 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,773 So, you're really leavin', huh? 50 00:02:48,882 --> 00:02:51,578 Have you told your girlfriend, Bland? I mean, Ann. 51 00:02:51,685 --> 00:02:55,086 - She's not my girlfriend, and she's not bland. - Really? 52 00:02:55,189 --> 00:02:57,783 Because, I mean, under her school picture it said "not pictured." 53 00:02:57,891 --> 00:03:00,416 Okay, they printed a retraction in the spring supplement. 54 00:03:00,527 --> 00:03:03,758 And, yeah, she was really lookin' forward to seeing me in my Uncle Sam outfit... 55 00:03:03,864 --> 00:03:06,059 in that Get Out The Vote assembly tomorrow. 56 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:08,191 Wasn't that supposed to be before the election? 57 00:03:08,302 --> 00:03:11,362 They had to postpone it when that foreign exchange student parked too close to the gym. 58 00:03:11,471 --> 00:03:13,564 I do it. I play Uncle Sam. 59 00:03:13,674 --> 00:03:16,973 Better than part I have now- guy who orders strike on Pearl Harbor. 60 00:03:17,077 --> 00:03:20,569 I don't know why you're not taking this "I'm out ofhere"seriously... 61 00:03:20,681 --> 00:03:23,912 but I am out of here, seriously. 62 00:03:24,017 --> 00:03:27,544 - Let's face it, Michael. You've made this threat before. - Tell me. When? 63 00:03:29,223 --> 00:03:31,987 That's it. I'm out of here. 64 00:03:36,129 --> 00:03:38,791 - Ta-da! - I'm out of here. 65 00:03:38,899 --> 00:03:42,027 We got the attacking animal down. 66 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:44,729 I'm out of this family, seriously. 67 00:03:44,838 --> 00:03:47,807 This time we're gonna be so far away, you'll never be able to find us. 68 00:03:47,908 --> 00:03:50,172 - We're goin' to Phoenix. - Don't tell 'em where. 69 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:52,302 - L-I just thought- - It doesn't matter why. 70 00:03:52,412 --> 00:03:54,880 Michael, maybe the reason why you always come back... 71 00:03:54,982 --> 00:03:57,576 is because you need us more than we need you. 72 00:03:57,684 --> 00:03:59,811 Oh, that's rich. 73 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:04,016 Huh. I need you. All right, I'll tell you what. 74 00:04:04,124 --> 00:04:06,820 Mom, you're always asking me to help you look after Buster. 75 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:09,521 You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you. 76 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,928 I'll kill her first. 77 00:04:12,032 --> 00:04:15,695 And good luck trying to find someone else to run the business, by the way. 78 00:04:15,802 --> 00:04:18,270 Gob, instead of always coming to me asking me for money... 79 00:04:18,372 --> 00:04:20,363 saying, "I've made a huge mistake"... 80 00:04:20,474 --> 00:04:22,499 you can bail yourself out next time. 81 00:04:22,609 --> 00:04:26,773 I've never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about? 82 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:30,372 Lindsay, instead of sleeping in twin beds, you and your husband take the master bedroom. 83 00:04:30,484 --> 00:04:33,453 It's not like you've never come to me with your marital problems... 84 00:04:33,553 --> 00:04:36,545 saying, "Oh, help me, Michael. I think my husband might be a"- 85 00:04:36,657 --> 00:04:38,557 Ohh! 86 00:04:38,659 --> 00:04:42,993 - Well- It's- - Here we go. 87 00:04:43,096 --> 00:04:47,032 And so, once again, the guys were on their way to Phoenix, never to look back. 88 00:04:47,134 --> 00:04:49,034 It's just the lab calling. 89 00:04:49,136 --> 00:04:51,229 We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix. 90 00:04:51,338 --> 00:04:53,806 - They know we're gone. - Great. 91 00:04:53,907 --> 00:04:57,502 You did say Phoenix again, but what do we care? 92 00:04:57,611 --> 00:04:59,511 Sorry. 93 00:04:59,613 --> 00:05:04,573 Now, do you want to steer, or are you too old to sit on your pop's lap and drive? 94 00:05:08,155 --> 00:05:10,146 I think I might be. 95 00:05:10,257 --> 00:05:12,157 Okay. 96 00:05:23,603 --> 00:05:26,071 Car's registered to George Bluth, so we had to check. 97 00:05:26,173 --> 00:05:29,336 - But he's been caught, so you're free to go. - He's been caught? 98 00:05:29,443 --> 00:05:31,911 Michael knew ifhe went back to see his father... 99 00:05:32,012 --> 00:05:34,879 he would only end up saying something hurtful. 100 00:05:34,981 --> 00:05:37,279 We're goin' back. 101 00:05:37,384 --> 00:05:40,046 In fact, the police only thought they'd arrested George Sr. 102 00:05:40,153 --> 00:05:43,850 Do you have any cookies with no preservatives? 103 00:05:43,957 --> 00:05:46,619 But had gotten his twin brother, Oscar, instead. 104 00:05:46,727 --> 00:05:49,355 - Oscar! A tall tea for Oscar! - Yeah! 105 00:05:49,463 --> 00:05:51,863 Oh, good grief. It's Oscar. 106 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:54,866 Oh, thank God you've come. 107 00:05:54,968 --> 00:05:58,404 Lucille had a relationship with Oscar years earlier... 108 00:05:58,505 --> 00:06:00,973 - which she was not eager to rekindle. - What is wrong with you? 109 00:06:01,074 --> 00:06:03,042 - The boy is here. - Oh. 110 00:06:03,143 --> 00:06:07,204 - They said my father was here. - Did they? 111 00:06:09,483 --> 00:06:12,452 - Let's get out of here. - What-What about Oscar? 112 00:06:12,552 --> 00:06:14,918 Yes. They impounded my, uh- my humble trailer. 113 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:16,921 - You'll stay with us. - No, he won't. 114 00:06:17,023 --> 00:06:19,218 You're the one who says I need a father figure. 115 00:06:19,326 --> 00:06:22,659 Yes. A father figure. 116 00:06:24,698 --> 00:06:27,394 Fine. But you're not sleeping in my bed. 117 00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:29,969 - Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 118 00:06:31,671 --> 00:06:34,162 Soon, Michael arrived to claim his father... 119 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:37,175 and was met by the family attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn. 120 00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:39,245 - Hmm. - No, I know, I know, I know. 121 00:06:39,346 --> 00:06:41,906 Everybody says leave it alone, leave it alone. 122 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:44,745 Does this look contagious to you? Hey, kiddo. 123 00:06:44,851 --> 00:06:47,251 All right. It wasn't your father. 124 00:06:47,354 --> 00:06:50,255 It was your uncle. I ran into them as they were leaving. 125 00:06:50,357 --> 00:06:52,450 There he is! Got ya! 126 00:06:52,559 --> 00:06:55,687 - Oh, for God's sake. - Yeah! 127 00:06:55,796 --> 00:06:59,095 I only came back to tell him I was leaving, so I guess it's time to go, Son. 128 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,997 - Where you going? - We can't tell you. 129 00:07:02,102 --> 00:07:04,764 No, no. We can tell Barry. We're going to Phoenix. 130 00:07:04,871 --> 00:07:07,066 Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that. 131 00:07:07,174 --> 00:07:10,143 As your lawyer, I have to inform you you cannot leave the state. 132 00:07:10,243 --> 00:07:12,438 With your father gone, they want to hold you. 133 00:07:12,546 --> 00:07:14,776 - M-Me? - They're going to indict you tomorrow. 134 00:07:14,881 --> 00:07:18,476 All you have to do is come up with the bail. Take it out of the business. 135 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:21,611 But l- I can't. I quit. I don't want to follow in my father's footsteps. 136 00:07:21,721 --> 00:07:24,815 Then you might wind up on his cot. 137 00:07:24,925 --> 00:07:30,056 Oh, man, I wish you hadn't said Phoenix. Wow. 138 00:07:31,963 --> 00:07:32,297 Michael had just found out he couldn't leave the state... 139 00:07:32,297 --> 00:07:34,527 Michael had just found out he couldn't leave the state... 140 00:07:34,632 --> 00:07:36,532 unless he came up with bail. 141 00:07:36,634 --> 00:07:39,899 Okay, listen. I'm gonna get the company checkbook and don't tell the family. 142 00:07:40,004 --> 00:07:43,132 We can't give them the satisfaction of telling them that I need money, okay? 143 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:46,540 - Do you remember what we say about the family? - It's not Aunt Lindsay's nose. 144 00:07:46,644 --> 00:07:48,202 Yes, but no. 145 00:07:48,313 --> 00:07:50,713 Don't- Don't tell them that we were goin' to- 146 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:53,807 - We say we don't need them. Hmm? - Oh. Yeah. Okay. 147 00:07:53,918 --> 00:07:56,352 The new one. I didn't- 148 00:07:56,454 --> 00:07:59,116 It comes from knowing you're toned and fit. 149 00:07:59,224 --> 00:08:01,488 - What are you doing? - I'm exercising, Michael. 150 00:08:01,593 --> 00:08:04,858 I see you found an exercise tape made for people as lazy as you are. 151 00:08:04,963 --> 00:08:08,228 - I do have a love life. - Tighten, one, two, three. 152 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,233 Okay, this is going off. 153 00:08:10,335 --> 00:08:14,396 One night in the master bedroom, and you got yourself a love life again? 154 00:08:14,506 --> 00:08:16,701 Well, I'll be honest. At first, it was awkward. 155 00:08:16,808 --> 00:08:20,574 Together, two, three, four. 156 00:08:20,678 --> 00:08:23,306 - Release, two, three, four. - Oh, Lindsay. 157 00:08:23,414 --> 00:08:28,113 Uh, well, this is exciting. 158 00:08:28,219 --> 00:08:31,017 - Finally we can be a normal couple. - Nice to be back in a queen. 159 00:08:33,324 --> 00:08:35,292 - It's too much pressure. - I can't do this. 160 00:08:35,393 --> 00:08:39,352 So Lindsay and Tobias finally took a hard look at their relationship. 161 00:08:39,464 --> 00:08:43,958 You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples... 162 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:47,060 to explore an open relationship... 163 00:08:47,171 --> 00:08:50,163 where-where the couple remains emotionally committed... 164 00:08:50,275 --> 00:08:54,075 but free to explore extramarital encounters. 165 00:08:54,178 --> 00:08:57,204 - Did it work for those people? - No. It never does. 166 00:08:57,315 --> 00:09:01,775 These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but- 167 00:09:03,421 --> 00:09:06,356 but it might work for us. 168 00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:10,052 - We could give it a shot. - Great. We'll hammer out the details later. 169 00:09:10,161 --> 00:09:12,925 Right now we've got a daughter to tell. 170 00:09:13,031 --> 00:09:15,795 Maeby, we're having a family meeting! 171 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,233 - On her way to the family meeting... - Family meeting! 172 00:09:19,337 --> 00:09:21,271 - Lindsay had an unexpected encounter. - Hello. 173 00:09:21,372 --> 00:09:23,101 Oh, hi. Gob told me to come by. 174 00:09:23,207 --> 00:09:24,902 Well, uh, I don't think he's here. 175 00:09:25,009 --> 00:09:28,001 Well, tell him I like what I see. 176 00:09:29,747 --> 00:09:33,080 And we probably won't even act on it. We're not gonna get a divorce. 177 00:09:33,184 --> 00:09:35,744 If anything, it'll bring Mommy and Daddy closer together. 178 00:09:35,853 --> 00:09:37,821 I met someone. I've got a date. 179 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:39,822 I'm dating someone. 180 00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:46,659 Well. Let the great experiment begin! 181 00:09:46,764 --> 00:09:50,427 - You're not using my master bedroom for that. - I believe you left. 182 00:09:50,535 --> 00:09:52,662 Or did you realize how much you need us after all? 183 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:55,364 - Actually, I came back because I need something. - Hmm. 184 00:09:55,473 --> 00:09:59,432 Some things. Like the checkbook. Where's the corporate checkbook? 185 00:09:59,544 --> 00:10:01,774 Gob must've taken it to the office. 186 00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:05,940 Mom put him in charge. That's right, Michael. He's got your oldjob. 187 00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:09,508 Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down. 188 00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:12,647 It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do? 189 00:10:12,757 --> 00:10:14,657 And release. 190 00:10:14,759 --> 00:10:19,628 In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage. 191 00:10:19,731 --> 00:10:21,699 In there, please. 192 00:10:23,468 --> 00:10:26,130 Hey, where's my desk? 193 00:10:26,237 --> 00:10:29,297 Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now. 194 00:10:30,341 --> 00:10:32,172 - Take the window. - No, hold it. 195 00:10:32,276 --> 00:10:34,540 Gob, Mom may think that she's given you my job... 196 00:10:34,646 --> 00:10:36,841 but the board still has to approve that decision. 197 00:10:36,948 --> 00:10:40,213 - Actually, they already have. - Why should we believe in you? 198 00:10:40,318 --> 00:10:43,253 For the same reason you should believe that a hundred-dollar bill... 199 00:10:43,354 --> 00:10:46,517 is no more than a hundred pennies. 200 00:10:49,761 --> 00:10:51,319 They approved me unanimously. 201 00:10:51,429 --> 00:10:54,592 Why wouldn't they? You've only lost them $99 so far. 202 00:10:54,699 --> 00:10:56,758 I've already been pretty successful. 203 00:10:56,868 --> 00:10:59,996 Showing the model house again. Sent a Realtor over there yesterday. 204 00:11:00,104 --> 00:11:03,699 It was this Realtor who'd run into Lindsay, thinking she was looking for a home. 205 00:11:03,808 --> 00:11:07,676 I have an open thing goin' on too. I'll give you the address, and you can come by. 206 00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:10,748 And I think you'll really like the neighbors. 207 00:11:10,848 --> 00:11:12,679 Okay. 208 00:11:12,784 --> 00:11:15,878 So what brings you here? I hope it's not for a handout. 209 00:11:15,987 --> 00:11:18,353 I run a pretty tight ship around here. 210 00:11:18,456 --> 00:11:21,118 - With a pool table? - It's a gaming ship. 211 00:11:21,225 --> 00:11:25,093 I'm here because I thought you might need me. 212 00:11:26,264 --> 00:11:28,391 - I need you? - That's right. 213 00:11:28,499 --> 00:11:30,933 Oh, boy, that's good. 214 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:34,903 Can't wait to call the guys in to hear this one. 215 00:11:35,006 --> 00:11:37,531 Listen- How do you intercom on this? 216 00:11:37,642 --> 00:11:39,633 - Star two. - Yeah. At the same time? 217 00:11:39,744 --> 00:11:41,712 Yeah, just- No, the star in the corner. The star. 218 00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:44,281 - So if I do it like that- - No, turn it around the other way. Star. 219 00:11:44,382 --> 00:11:46,850 - Oh, that star. - Let's just hang it up. There we go. 220 00:11:46,951 --> 00:11:50,148 L-I thought that you might need me to help you with the books. 221 00:11:50,254 --> 00:11:53,121 You know, the corporate checkbook. Where is it? 222 00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:56,853 Actually, Mom's got it. She wasn't comfortable with me- 223 00:11:56,961 --> 00:11:59,429 Michael now had the distasteful choice... 224 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:02,158 of either asking his mother for money or going tojail. 225 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:05,064 Maybe Buster killed her already. 226 00:12:05,169 --> 00:12:07,637 Tobias was also having a bad day. 227 00:12:07,739 --> 00:12:11,140 Lindsay had met someone, and he hadn't. 228 00:12:11,242 --> 00:12:15,508 And that's when he found what he thought was a support group for depressed men. 229 00:12:19,383 --> 00:12:21,977 Well, if it isn't the boy who cried "Phoenix." 230 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:26,079 Ohh! No, I was just, uh- just worried about Buster. 231 00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:30,092 I thought maybe I should give him a little guidance. 232 00:12:30,194 --> 00:12:33,254 Write him a check. Be a role model. Where's the company checkbook? 233 00:12:33,364 --> 00:12:35,832 I already have a new role model, Michael. 234 00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:39,801 - His Uncle Oscar is living here now. - Wow. 235 00:12:39,904 --> 00:12:42,702 You guys have accomplished a lot in the last three hours. 236 00:12:42,807 --> 00:12:45,708 - Where is he? - I sent him out for a new air horn. 237 00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:53,449 Yeah! 238 00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:56,884 - We've got it all under control. - Great. 239 00:12:58,923 --> 00:13:02,484 I'm just worried that it's only gonna be a matter of time... 240 00:13:02,593 --> 00:13:06,120 before the media starts putting together all the pieces of this Iraq story. 241 00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:08,892 Michael had recently found out that the model home... 242 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,560 he and his son currently lived in... 243 00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:16,470 was very similar to some his father may have illegally been building in Iraq. 244 00:13:16,574 --> 00:13:21,204 They haven't yet. And frankly, it's a very difficult charge to prove. 245 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:29,978 Man, that jury's gonna fall in love with you. 246 00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:34,581 - What do you need, Michael? - I don't need anything. 247 00:13:34,692 --> 00:13:37,661 I'm great, 'cause everyone else is great. 248 00:13:37,762 --> 00:13:41,755 I can't tell you how nice it is to not be needed anymore. 249 00:13:41,866 --> 00:13:44,426 I want you. 250 00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:50,064 Okay, the jury might actually like that. 251 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:54,270 It was at that moment that Gob found something thejury might not like. 252 00:13:55,346 --> 00:13:57,541 Hammer. Oops. 253 00:14:07,525 --> 00:14:09,959 And Lindsay arrived at what she thought was a date. 254 00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:11,961 Hey! You found it. 255 00:14:12,063 --> 00:14:14,554 So, shall we start in the kitchen? 256 00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:17,361 - I thought the bedroom. - Sure. 257 00:14:17,468 --> 00:14:20,403 I'll meet you up there. I gotta make this place smell like cookies. 258 00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:24,907 And you should know, I am anticipating multiples on this. 259 00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:28,706 Well, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think that was a possibility. 260 00:14:33,184 --> 00:14:36,745 Lindsay was nervous and took a shower to relax. 261 00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:40,290 I can't do this. I'm not ready for this. 262 00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:44,790 Come on, kids. We'll go downstairs and have some cookies. 263 00:14:44,896 --> 00:14:47,091 The kids were in for some bad news too. 264 00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:50,929 Tobias, meanwhile, discovered that what he thought was a support group... 265 00:14:51,035 --> 00:14:54,163 turned out to be a team ofbald men painted blue. 266 00:14:55,773 --> 00:14:58,367 Even Lucille was about to find herself in trouble. 267 00:14:58,476 --> 00:15:00,569 Oh, you've done this before. 268 00:15:00,678 --> 00:15:03,146 You know, you should let your hair grow long. 269 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:06,444 Yeah? I've thought about it. I guess I'd look like you. 270 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:09,576 More than you'll ever know. 271 00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:14,721 Are you living in one of Saddam's many palaces? 272 00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:17,293 They may have been built by the same developer. 273 00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:21,525 And a seal attack. Meet one surprised bather, coming up. 274 00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:28,270 Seven minutes had passed since Gob had discovered the document. 275 00:15:28,372 --> 00:15:31,136 Gob, your mother on line one. 276 00:15:32,343 --> 00:15:35,107 I'm coming over. Don't talk to anyone. 277 00:15:35,212 --> 00:15:38,704 It was at that moment that Lucille was stopped by a documentary filmmaker. 278 00:15:38,816 --> 00:15:43,082 Uh, your company's being accused of profiting off the building of houses in Iraq. 279 00:15:43,187 --> 00:15:45,621 That's crazy. We're all loyal Americans. 280 00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:49,250 Oh, yeah. Would you enlist your son or daughter in the army? 281 00:15:51,996 --> 00:15:54,464 Yes. 282 00:15:57,134 --> 00:16:00,626 Michael was out of options... 283 00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:05,141 and, knowing that his father had a penchant for hiding valuable things in walls... 284 00:16:05,242 --> 00:16:08,405 considered one last desperate gambit. 285 00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:12,312 This is crazy. What am I doing? Using a hammer to try to- 286 00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:19,848 - Are you crazy? - Are you blue? 287 00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:23,358 Only in color, Michael. Only in color. 288 00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:26,328 It seems I might have stumbled upon an acting opportunity. 289 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:28,660 As a member of the Blue Man Group? 290 00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:30,666 Oh, no, you're thinking of the support group. 291 00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:34,499 I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group. 292 00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:37,369 But it's funny. If I hadn't sought out a support group... 293 00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:42,208 I never would've gotten this gig as an understudy for a performance art group. 294 00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:46,950 You know, the universe works in mysterious ways, Michael. 295 00:16:47,051 --> 00:16:51,511 You never know where help is going to come from until you look for it. 296 00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:54,682 Why does everybody think that I need help? 297 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,761 Michael, look at you. 298 00:16:57,862 --> 00:17:02,231 I mean, you're holding a sledgehammer, your shirt is cov- Oh, I did that. 299 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,734 Um, here, let me, uh-Well- 300 00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:08,896 And Michael realized that he, too, had been too proud. 301 00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:11,372 - I need money. - I can't help you. 302 00:17:11,475 --> 00:17:16,003 I know. It did bother me that they did so well without me. 303 00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,411 But l-I do have to ask them for help. 304 00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:20,780 And I have to ask for an audition. 305 00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:23,251 You haven't auditioned yet? 306 00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:25,686 Oh, no, no. I'm not in the group yet. 307 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:28,884 No, I'm afraid I just "blue" myself. 308 00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:33,125 There's gotta be a better way to say that. 309 00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:37,099 Tobias rushed to the theater, hoping to be seen. 310 00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:39,465 Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he couldn't be seen. 311 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:42,835 What the hell was that? 312 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:47,240 So, for the second time in two days, the family gathered at the hospital. 313 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,904 Everything's gonna be okay. I'm sure he's gonna be fine. 314 00:17:50,014 --> 00:17:53,745 I'm so sorry that this happened. I spoke to him just before he left the house. 315 00:17:53,851 --> 00:17:57,582 - Oh, really? What was the last thing he said? - I just "blue" myself. 316 00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:01,454 He said some wonderful things... 317 00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:04,926 including the fact that sometimes people... 318 00:18:05,029 --> 00:18:07,759 are too proud to ask for help when they need it. 319 00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:11,995 - Oh, God! Fine. I need you! - I need you, okay, Michael? - No, l-I didn't mean for- 320 00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:14,867 He was a Realtor, Michael. Now my husband's in the hospital. 321 00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:20,000 Mom volunteered me for the army just because the fat man dared her to. 322 00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:24,275 - We can't let them take Buster. - I lost my wig, my Uncle Sam wig. 323 00:18:24,381 --> 00:18:27,373 Michael, I am sitting on some very hot information here. 324 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:30,545 I know too much. I've got the thingy. 325 00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:33,680 Half in English, half in scribbly. 326 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:37,022 Michael, please, we need you! 327 00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:41,258 Well, I hate to cancel my medical follow-up in Phoenix... 328 00:18:41,365 --> 00:18:44,357 but you give me the corporate checkbook, I'll see what I can do. 329 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:46,698 Excuse me. Mrs. Fünke. 330 00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:49,864 - Oh, this guy again. - How is he, Doctor? 331 00:18:49,974 --> 00:18:52,340 It, uh, looks like he's dead. 332 00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:54,741 - Oh, my God! - Oh, little guy! 333 00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:58,281 - The tears aren't coming! The tears just aren't coming! - Okay, okay. 334 00:18:58,382 --> 00:19:00,475 Uh, just to be clear- 335 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:03,018 Looks like he's dead, or he is dead? 336 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,088 It just looks like he's dead. 337 00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:08,022 He's got, like, blue paint on him or something, but he's going to be fine. 338 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,593 - What is wrong with you? - What a- doctor! 339 00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:14,858 - I'll let you celebrate privately. - Hey, we want this comped! 340 00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:17,433 Well, I'm gonna- I'm just gonna head out. 341 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:21,494 You don't need some, uh, piece of- uncle hanging around. 342 00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:24,733 Hey, hey! That's not my dad. That's not the guy you want. If you want anybody, it's me. 343 00:19:24,842 --> 00:19:26,503 - What? - Michael? 344 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:29,238 Yeah. I gotta turn myself in or make bail... 345 00:19:29,346 --> 00:19:31,314 uh, maybe by, like, 8:00. 346 00:19:31,415 --> 00:19:33,679 Hey, hey, hey. That's enough. 347 00:19:33,784 --> 00:19:36,912 Whoa, hey. You might want to have that looked at. 348 00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:40,184 Thanks, Mikey. 349 00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:44,089 They think I'm involved in this Iraq thing... 350 00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:46,663 and I can't prove that I'm not with Dad not around... 351 00:19:46,764 --> 00:19:49,460 so I need your help or I'm gonna go to jail. 352 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:54,402 We've got the proof, Michael. Dad signed a contract with Saddam. 353 00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,707 Hussein. 354 00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:01,038 Use it. 355 00:20:01,145 --> 00:20:04,876 If it makes your father look bad, then so be it. He's long gone now. 356 00:20:04,982 --> 00:20:08,713 - Hey, uh, where's the briefcase? - Oscar has it. 357 00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:11,253 Hey, I'm awfully sorry I'm late. 358 00:20:11,355 --> 00:20:14,916 I got here as fast as l- Oh, how is he? 359 00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:16,993 Did you just change your clothes? 360 00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:19,722 Hey, look what I found on windowsill. 361 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:22,230 Just hat. Someone take wig. 362 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,769 In fact, it was George Sr. Who took wig... 363 00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,633 - Hit it! - and was fleeing the country with the evidence... 364 00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,764 Michael so badly needed. 365 00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,844 You made a huge mistake. 366 00:20:37,248 --> 00:20:39,375 On the next Arrested Development. 367 00:20:39,483 --> 00:20:44,182 - Lindsay almost stumbles upon a dating opportunity. - You look really hot. 368 00:20:44,288 --> 00:20:49,248 But instead, is admitted to the hospital with a fever of 104. 369 00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:53,356 Michael finally gets the corporate checkbook... 370 00:20:54,999 --> 00:20:58,264 only to find that the family has gotten to it first. 371 00:20:58,369 --> 00:21:00,428 And Barry lands in jail. 372 00:21:00,537 --> 00:21:02,596 You're glad Tobias is pressing charges? 373 00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:06,198 I am having the time of my life. 374 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,574 - Hey. - Hey, Dr. Hate. 375 00:21:08,679 --> 00:21:10,647 No touching!