1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,421 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,523 --> 00:00:06,548 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:08,626 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:15,791 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,538 --> 00:00:22,871 Michael Bluth was at home working on a plan to save the company. 6 00:00:22,975 --> 00:00:26,877 How's this for a business model? We make the company look like it's in the black... 7 00:00:26,979 --> 00:00:29,106 by starting construction on the phase two development. 8 00:00:29,214 --> 00:00:31,114 I know what you're thinking, we're not in the black. 9 00:00:31,216 --> 00:00:33,707 How're we gonna build 30 houses without any money? We don't. We build one- 10 00:00:33,819 --> 00:00:37,721 then we have a huge ribbon-cutting ceremony while raising funds for the others. 11 00:00:37,823 --> 00:00:41,122 Michael's father always unveiled his construction projects... 12 00:00:41,226 --> 00:00:44,423 with a highly publicized ribbon-cutting ceremony. 13 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:46,760 He even did so for the prison he built... 14 00:00:46,865 --> 00:00:49,561 and, somewhat ironically, would later occupy. 15 00:00:49,668 --> 00:00:53,434 The only difference is this time I get to cut the ribbon. What do you think? 16 00:00:53,539 --> 00:00:55,632 There's a cream with real diamonds in it. 17 00:00:55,741 --> 00:00:59,575 I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. 18 00:00:59,678 --> 00:01:03,170 That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400? 19 00:01:03,282 --> 00:01:05,580 - Mm. - A million- diamonds. 20 00:01:05,684 --> 00:01:09,245 - Okay. - Is she on you about that diamond cream? 21 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:11,982 My husband's jealous because since we decided to have an open marriage... 22 00:01:12,091 --> 00:01:14,082 I've been doing a little better than he has. 23 00:01:14,193 --> 00:01:16,320 It is not a competition, Lindsay. 24 00:01:16,428 --> 00:01:18,760 We are doing this to save our marriage. 25 00:01:18,864 --> 00:01:22,630 But I should be telling you that I have been meeting my fair share of groupies. 26 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:25,294 Or should I say "Bluepies"? 27 00:01:25,404 --> 00:01:27,599 Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy... 28 00:01:27,706 --> 00:01:30,470 for the silent performance art trio, the Blue Man Group. 29 00:01:30,576 --> 00:01:35,206 And this is "Kids" from Bye, Bye, Birdie. 30 00:01:36,515 --> 00:01:38,949 He had yet to hear back from them. 31 00:01:39,051 --> 00:01:42,543 You guys really think you have the guts to go through with this "seeing other people" thing? 32 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:46,556 In fact, neither Lindsay nor Tobias did have the guts to go through with it. 33 00:01:46,658 --> 00:01:48,558 - I already have. - I have too. 34 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:50,787 Can I buy you a drink? 35 00:01:50,896 --> 00:01:53,990 No. - Lindsay, because she'd lost her self-confidence. 36 00:01:54,099 --> 00:01:57,068 I'd like to buy you a drink. Where's she going? 37 00:01:57,169 --> 00:02:00,696 And Tobias, because he was busy keeping an eye on Lindsay. 38 00:02:00,806 --> 00:02:03,240 Who are you gonna bring to this ribbon-cutting dance? 39 00:02:03,342 --> 00:02:07,472 It's not a dance, and you don't need a date. Although, George Michael... 40 00:02:07,579 --> 00:02:10,377 I'd love for you to come with me when I cut the ribbon at the new house. 41 00:02:10,482 --> 00:02:12,416 Oh, wow. Hey, can I bring Ann? 42 00:02:12,518 --> 00:02:14,213 Who? 43 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:17,686 Ann. You know, she's- she's the girl I'm kinda hanging out with. 44 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,313 - I haven't met Ann. - Yes, you have. 45 00:02:19,424 --> 00:02:22,723 - Michael had met Ann. - You let her in. 46 00:02:23,929 --> 00:02:26,830 See, that's her right over there. 47 00:02:26,932 --> 00:02:28,832 - Oh, Ann. Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yeah. 48 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:33,166 I know Ann. Hey, you! She's got a little hard-boiled egg going there. 49 00:02:33,272 --> 00:02:35,934 Oh, it's so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise... 50 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:38,407 and she'll squirt it in her mouth, and then she'll take an egg... 51 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:40,671 and kind of- mmm. 52 00:02:40,779 --> 00:02:43,577 She calls it a mayonn-egg. 53 00:02:43,682 --> 00:02:45,775 - Are you okay? - I don't feel so good. 54 00:02:45,884 --> 00:02:48,512 You know, I kind of wanna buy her a diamond. 55 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:51,350 - Her? - Ann. 56 00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:54,391 I know I can't afford it, but Aunt Lindsay was telling me about this diamond cream. 57 00:02:54,493 --> 00:02:59,123 George Michael, um, I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don't want you spending- 58 00:02:59,231 --> 00:03:02,564 - It's Ann. Her na- - all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter. 59 00:03:02,668 --> 00:03:04,693 You know? More importantly, I want us to do this together. 60 00:03:04,803 --> 00:03:07,203 Kinda like a father-son sort of thing, you know? 61 00:03:07,306 --> 00:03:10,707 And since Pop-Pop is no longer president, we get to do it. 62 00:03:10,809 --> 00:03:14,370 - I thought Gob was president. - Yeah, and I don't have any problem with that. 63 00:03:14,479 --> 00:03:17,346 In fact, since Michael's father escaped from prison... 64 00:03:17,449 --> 00:03:21,442 his brother Gob had been made president, albeit in name only. 65 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:25,011 Which is why Michael was surprised when he got to work the next day. 66 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:28,115 - You're still in my office. - Gosh, Michael, I am kind of the president. 67 00:03:28,227 --> 00:03:30,787 And I have no problem with that. But it is just a title, remember? 68 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:34,491 Just doing this to appease the stockholders, while they scrutinize me for Dad's crimes. 69 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,730 Hey, Dad may have illegally built some homes in Iraq, which is kinda not cool. 70 00:03:38,837 --> 00:03:40,828 I know, but that's why I've got a business model... 71 00:03:40,939 --> 00:03:43,567 that I think is going to restore the image of our company. 72 00:03:43,675 --> 00:03:45,575 We're going to build a second model home. 73 00:03:45,677 --> 00:03:47,736 That's great. Can I announce it to the board? 74 00:03:47,846 --> 00:03:49,780 Gee, it is my business model. 75 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,748 If you had a business model, then by all means, go in there and do your little dance. 76 00:03:52,851 --> 00:03:54,842 Tell you what we're gonna do. Rock, paper, scissors for it. 77 00:03:54,953 --> 00:03:57,444 - No, no, I'm not interested in doing- - One, two, three. 78 00:03:57,556 --> 00:04:00,787 - Paper covers rock. - It is a rock though. It should beat everything. 79 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:05,124 There's not a lot of logic to it. It's like on a boat with "Women and children first." 80 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:08,927 Why should they-which, before I forget, I'm buying a company boat. 81 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:10,934 Sorry? 82 00:04:11,036 --> 00:04:14,437 That morning, Gob had gone to a boat show, where he saw something he wanted. 83 00:04:14,539 --> 00:04:16,939 - Hello. - Hi. 84 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:18,976 - What a beauty. - Thank you. 85 00:04:19,077 --> 00:04:21,443 - I meant you. - Well. 86 00:04:21,546 --> 00:04:24,947 Gob flirted with her for a while, and finally asked for her number. 87 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:29,111 - Let's get some digits. - I'm sorry. I don't give it out without a firm offer. 88 00:04:29,221 --> 00:04:32,054 Oh, I'll make you a firm offer. 89 00:04:32,157 --> 00:04:34,182 Unfortunately, she wasn't flirting. 90 00:04:34,293 --> 00:04:37,729 And here again, please. 91 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:40,662 - The Seaward. - You're not getting a boat. 92 00:04:40,766 --> 00:04:43,667 - One, two, three. - No, not gonna do it. 93 00:04:43,769 --> 00:04:46,294 - Paper covers rock. - Fine. But rock sinks boat. 94 00:04:46,405 --> 00:04:48,930 - Michael? - Mom, I'm right in the middle of something. 95 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:52,374 - Get rid of the Seaward. - I'll leave when I'm good and ready. 96 00:04:54,179 --> 00:04:57,808 It's about your Uncle Oscar. I want him to move in with you. 97 00:04:57,916 --> 00:04:59,975 You're not kicking him out already, are you? 98 00:05:00,085 --> 00:05:03,350 Michael's uncle had recently moved into Lucille's apartment... 99 00:05:03,455 --> 00:05:06,913 where they quickly rekindled a long-dormant romance. 100 00:05:07,025 --> 00:05:10,153 - It was a secret she hoped to keep- - Oscar, we'll be heard. 101 00:05:10,262 --> 00:05:12,730 - and he didn't. - That's what makes it so hot. 102 00:05:12,831 --> 00:05:15,061 Mother? 103 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:16,691 Mother! 104 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:21,171 - I heard zoo noises. - It's nothing. Go back to bed. 105 00:05:21,273 --> 00:05:24,265 So, everybody's still up, huh? 106 00:05:29,114 --> 00:05:31,674 It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. 107 00:05:31,783 --> 00:05:34,377 He's going into the army, for God's sake. 108 00:05:34,486 --> 00:05:36,852 You volunteered him. 109 00:05:36,955 --> 00:05:40,186 I knew you were going to throw that in my face. 110 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:42,522 Don't worry about it, okay? They're never gonna take him anyway. 111 00:05:42,627 --> 00:05:45,994 At that moment, Buster was taking his physical at the recruitment center. 112 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:49,397 I don't have a hole in my heart. I've never opened my eyes underwater. 113 00:05:49,501 --> 00:05:51,526 My- Reproductive organ... 114 00:05:51,636 --> 00:05:53,866 is shaped like- a lobster tail... 115 00:05:53,972 --> 00:05:56,372 but without its shell, hmm? 116 00:05:56,475 --> 00:05:58,670 Oh, I guess I have the panic attacks under control. 117 00:05:58,777 --> 00:06:01,302 Oh, and I'm legally blind at night. 118 00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:05,042 But Buster had miscalculated the army's current need for personnel. 119 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:07,050 Okay, then, let's get you fitted for a uniform. 120 00:06:07,152 --> 00:06:09,712 What? What? 121 00:06:09,821 --> 00:06:12,415 Hey, why don't you volunteer Oscar? That would solve both of your problems. 122 00:06:12,524 --> 00:06:14,651 He'd never cut his hair. 123 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,751 That hair. 124 00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:19,990 Listen, Oscar's your problem. I'm taking care of everything else in this family... 125 00:06:20,098 --> 00:06:23,625 including starting construction on a second model home. 126 00:06:23,735 --> 00:06:26,067 We're having a ribbon-cutting ceremony. 127 00:06:26,171 --> 00:06:29,572 We can't have a ribbon-cutting without your father, and he's God knows where. 128 00:06:29,674 --> 00:06:31,938 George Sr. Was in Mexico... 129 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,068 with his escape accomplice and ex-secretary, Kitty. 130 00:06:34,179 --> 00:06:38,980 I keep eating so many eggs. It must be my unconscious desire to have a baby. 131 00:06:39,084 --> 00:06:43,077 Oh, my God. Can you even imagine how cute the combination of the two of us would be? 132 00:06:44,523 --> 00:06:48,050 I mean, we're all out of "prophylacticos" anyway. 133 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,096 Somebody used the last two on his feet to walk across the bathroom floor. 134 00:06:52,197 --> 00:06:55,064 But he was growing tired of their confined intimacy. 135 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:57,931 - I've made a huge mistake. - Hey, it's me. 136 00:06:58,036 --> 00:07:00,664 - Dad? - Yeah. Listen, I gotta make this quick. 137 00:07:00,772 --> 00:07:04,299 You're the only one who can save the family, but you gotta keep the company strong... 138 00:07:04,409 --> 00:07:06,434 because I'm gonna need some of that money later. 139 00:07:06,545 --> 00:07:08,809 I will, Dad. It's funny, after all these years of... 140 00:07:08,914 --> 00:07:11,940 - you making fun of me for the magic shows and- - Gob! 141 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:15,383 Oh, for God's- I called to talk to Michael, you horse's- 142 00:07:17,856 --> 00:07:20,188 - Gob was hurt. - Bye, Pop. 143 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:23,056 Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad? 144 00:07:23,161 --> 00:07:25,561 Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off. 145 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:27,791 You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he? 146 00:07:27,899 --> 00:07:29,799 No way to tell, really. Portugal. 147 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:32,392 - Down South America way. - Well, did he wanna talk to me? 148 00:07:32,504 --> 00:07:35,803 No, he wanted to talk to the president. 149 00:07:35,907 --> 00:07:39,468 - I have no problem with that. - Michael was also hurt. 150 00:07:39,578 --> 00:07:41,705 And George Sr. Was brutally hurt... 151 00:07:41,813 --> 00:07:44,304 when he was mistaken for his twin brother Oscar. 152 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,543 Marijuana? No, no. 153 00:07:46,651 --> 00:07:49,677 That's my brother. "Brothero. Brothero." 154 00:07:52,357 --> 00:07:54,257 That night, Lindsay headed to the club... 155 00:07:54,359 --> 00:07:56,293 to try again to meet someone. 156 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:06,700 Soon, having struck out again, she spotted a man who looked interesting. 157 00:08:06,805 --> 00:08:09,205 He had the lean look, effortless hair... 158 00:08:09,307 --> 00:08:11,366 and dressed-down manner of a movie star. 159 00:08:11,476 --> 00:08:14,707 - Buy me a drink? - I think the bar's closing. 160 00:08:14,813 --> 00:08:16,940 I know a place. 161 00:08:19,684 --> 00:08:22,847 It was at that point that Lindsay had a startling revelation. 162 00:08:22,954 --> 00:08:25,821 Uh, uh, uh, you get out. Get out. Get out. Out, out, out! 163 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:29,360 - No homeless in here! - Homeless? You're homeless? 164 00:08:29,461 --> 00:08:32,953 You're gross. Oh, God. 165 00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:41,704 They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me. 166 00:08:41,806 --> 00:08:44,468 Well, did they check everything? 167 00:08:44,576 --> 00:08:48,535 Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns. You lied to me. 168 00:08:48,647 --> 00:08:50,706 - You said I wasn't fit to serve. - Okay, hold on. 169 00:08:50,815 --> 00:08:52,715 Let's calm down, people. 170 00:08:52,817 --> 00:08:55,945 Um, I think I know a little bit about avoiding combat duty. 171 00:08:56,054 --> 00:08:58,386 Now which pinkie do you use less? 172 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:01,789 Are you nuts? Do you know what I went through to have this boy? 173 00:09:01,893 --> 00:09:05,420 Oh, I know where the boy came from. 174 00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:10,057 Wait. Why were you in the pantry? 175 00:09:11,436 --> 00:09:13,563 And Lucille realized it was time to end... 176 00:09:13,672 --> 00:09:15,572 whatever it was she had with Oscar. 177 00:09:15,674 --> 00:09:17,574 So, I believe it's a good plan. 178 00:09:17,676 --> 00:09:21,168 The next day, Michael was ready to wow the board with his new business model. 179 00:09:21,279 --> 00:09:23,509 As I told my brother, the president... 180 00:09:23,615 --> 00:09:25,640 if we start construction on a second model home... 181 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:28,150 we can be cutting this ribbon within two months. 182 00:09:29,454 --> 00:09:33,584 I said, "That's why you're no longer president." 183 00:09:33,692 --> 00:09:38,288 Two weeks. Let's do it in two weeks. Hey! 184 00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:44,596 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we stop the music? 185 00:09:44,703 --> 00:09:47,137 I'm not as optimistic that we can get that done. 186 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:50,401 Gob, I think we both agree that we would do things your way... 187 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:52,772 if you had a business model. 188 00:09:52,877 --> 00:09:55,471 Do you have a business model, Gob? 189 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,980 I am so happy that you asked me that, Michael... 190 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:01,951 because I just happen to have a business model right here. 191 00:10:02,053 --> 00:10:04,886 Solid as a rock 192 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:08,391 Meet Starla, the new Bluth Company business model... 193 00:10:08,493 --> 00:10:10,552 for our phase two campaign. 194 00:10:10,662 --> 00:10:13,961 Solid as a rock. 195 00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:17,228 We'll see you at the ribbon-cutting in two weeks... 196 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:19,895 if my brother doesn't screw it up first. 197 00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:24,041 - Hey! 198 00:10:25,844 --> 00:10:30,144 Gob had committed Michael to building a model home in two weeks. 199 00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:34,412 We can't build a house in two weeks. Also, I'm not sure how "Solid as a Rock"... 200 00:10:34,519 --> 00:10:37,545 helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq. 201 00:10:37,656 --> 00:10:39,988 - I love that. - But you probably know best because you're president. 202 00:10:40,091 --> 00:10:41,991 We don't have to build a real house, Michael. 203 00:10:42,093 --> 00:10:45,585 Like you said, it's all for appearances anyway. We throw up a couple of walls. 204 00:10:45,697 --> 00:10:47,665 - We build a fake one. - What are you talking about? 205 00:10:47,766 --> 00:10:50,326 Nothing on the inside. 206 00:10:50,435 --> 00:10:53,029 I'll never get a crew to build it. They'd lose their licenses. 207 00:10:53,138 --> 00:10:55,436 Then you build it yourself, damn it! 208 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:59,237 Hey, there she is, my little business model. 209 00:11:02,147 --> 00:11:04,741 Sorry about that "build it yourself' crap. 210 00:11:04,849 --> 00:11:06,578 I might take her to the ribbon-cutting. 211 00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:08,949 - You end up finding a date yet? - No. 212 00:11:09,054 --> 00:11:12,182 As Michael grew frustrated by his relationship with Gob... 213 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,952 Lucille tried to end hers with Oscar. 214 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:17,551 - I want you out of the house. - Oh, I want you everywhere. 215 00:11:17,662 --> 00:11:21,928 Oscar, no. I can't have this in my life anymore. I'm a married woman. 216 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:24,194 Lucille, you wanna leave? I won't chase after you. 217 00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:26,964 But before you do, ask yourself, "Where's your husband?" 218 00:11:27,072 --> 00:11:31,099 Because I am here. I am real. I am flesh and blood. 219 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:33,109 And hair. 220 00:11:33,211 --> 00:11:36,078 Oh, God, that hair. 221 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:38,672 What will people say? 222 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:42,014 They'll say, "Those people are in love." 223 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,415 That night, the evening news report said something very different. 224 00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:51,894 Lucille Bluth, caught on tape breathing life into a homeless man. 225 00:11:51,996 --> 00:11:54,897 The surprising home video at 10:00. 226 00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:56,967 And Michael prepared to build a house. 227 00:11:57,068 --> 00:11:59,559 Two weeks? But what if my date's not available? 228 00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:02,663 I'm trying to get a last-minute crew together. Your inability to get a man interested... 229 00:12:02,774 --> 00:12:05,675 - is not at the top of my list. - Oh, I've got a man interested, Michael. 230 00:12:05,777 --> 00:12:07,938 - What's wrong with him? - There's nothing wrong with him. 231 00:12:09,114 --> 00:12:11,776 He is homeless. 232 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:14,078 Well, I didn't know he was homeless at the time. 233 00:12:14,185 --> 00:12:16,915 - It was humiliating. - Is this about Gangy's homeless guy? 234 00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:19,683 - Gangy's homeless guy? - Yeah, it's all over the news. 235 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:23,420 Gangy gave C.P.R. To a homeless guy on the beach. 236 00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:25,462 Lindsay felt respect for her mother... 237 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:29,431 and decided that perhaps she could overcome her pride and help someone too. 238 00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:34,369 I've got someone for your crew, Michael. My boyfriend, the homeless guy. 239 00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:37,805 I wonder if he even has an apartment or- 240 00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:40,639 - Hello. - Did you see the news? 241 00:12:40,745 --> 00:12:43,475 Your Uncle Oscar forced himself on me at the beach today... 242 00:12:43,581 --> 00:12:45,947 - and I didn't have my horn. - Of course. 243 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,780 It was Uncle Oscar. Mom, you're not having an affair with him, are you? 244 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:51,447 You're building a house? I want you to give it to him. 245 00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:54,787 - It's not a real house. - Perfect. He's not a real man. 246 00:12:54,893 --> 00:12:57,657 And George Sr. Made his case to the Mexican police. 247 00:12:57,762 --> 00:13:00,890 My God, I was beaten up here. I'm telling you. I'm George. I'm not Oscar. I'm George. 248 00:13:00,999 --> 00:13:05,231 - The Cornballer. - Ssí. The Cornballer. 249 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:10,137 George Sr. Had marketed a device called the Cornballer in Mexico... 250 00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:13,506 after the severe burns it caused led to it being banned in the U.S. 251 00:13:13,611 --> 00:13:17,308 - Why, did you have one? - Ssí. 252 00:13:21,619 --> 00:13:24,179 Lindsay, meanwhile, was having trouble finding her homeless man. 253 00:13:24,289 --> 00:13:28,749 - He looked like a movie star. - The man looked like a movie star because he was a movie star. 254 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:32,591 His name was Tom Jane, and he was making two movies for a major studio. 255 00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:35,791 One was a gritty personal project about a junkie's life... 256 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,562 which he got to do in exchange for making... 257 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:41,230 a rigidly, formulaic popcorn movie. 258 00:13:41,339 --> 00:13:43,830 - He was living on the streets, researching his role. - Hey, homeless guy. 259 00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:46,536 - Hey. - I'm not proud of the way... 260 00:13:46,644 --> 00:13:49,078 I was so grossed out when I found out you were gross before. 261 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,080 You really thought I was gross, huh? 262 00:13:51,182 --> 00:13:55,278 Well, at first, I thought you were kind of hot, but I hadn't looked closely enough. 263 00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:58,253 Listen, I have a construction job for you. 264 00:13:58,356 --> 00:14:02,725 And if you clean yourself up, who knows? You might actually get a date out of this. 265 00:14:04,362 --> 00:14:08,025 - Okay. - See ya. 266 00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:16,800 Okay, we've all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing. 267 00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:19,934 - I wanna live here. - I wanna buy Ann some diamond dust. 268 00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:23,411 I'm just hoping to get mildly injured, so I can get out of the army. 269 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,880 Bottom line is we've got two weeks to build a house. 270 00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:28,145 It doesn't have to be good. It just has to look good. 271 00:14:28,253 --> 00:14:30,448 I just want my kids back. 272 00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,482 And so, the guys went to work. 273 00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:42,822 Things didn't go smoothly at first. 274 00:14:44,102 --> 00:14:46,764 Buster looked for ways to hurt himself. 275 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:56,104 But soon the project came together- when Gob stopped by. 276 00:14:57,682 --> 00:14:59,582 Now we're building a house. 277 00:14:59,684 --> 00:15:03,085 - Yeah, I'm pretty proud- - So, what do you think? Did I do this or what? 278 00:15:03,187 --> 00:15:05,087 Seems like your brother did it. 279 00:15:05,189 --> 00:15:07,453 My brother does what I tell him to do. I'm the president. 280 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,958 Where's your "P"? 281 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:12,689 What? Oh, no, not again. 282 00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,765 I got it. 283 00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:18,358 Hey, sorry for the "my brother does what I tell him to do" crap... 284 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,699 but I want this to be perfect for when I cut the ribbon tomorrow. 285 00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:22,705 You're cutting the ribbon? 286 00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:25,139 I kinda thought that since I built it... 287 00:15:25,243 --> 00:15:27,438 - I might go ahead and give it a- - Yeah, okay. 288 00:15:27,545 --> 00:15:30,013 Can you imagine how that would look to the board? 289 00:15:30,114 --> 00:15:34,448 The construction worker cutting the ribbon. No, no, that's a job for the president. 290 00:15:34,552 --> 00:15:37,146 Michael had a problem with that. 291 00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:39,587 - Gob had taken away something Michael always wanted. - You got the "P." 292 00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:43,491 Now it was Michael's turn to take something from Gob- Starla. 293 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:47,963 And later, Michael set about his plan. 294 00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:49,966 Gob, do you have Starla's phone number? 295 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,628 I got a few business things I'd like to go over with the business model. 296 00:15:52,737 --> 00:15:56,833 Guess who was just over her? Don't, I'll tell you- me. 297 00:15:56,941 --> 00:15:59,637 - Hmm? - L- the business model. 298 00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:01,371 Actually, theyjust made out. 299 00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:04,312 Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. 300 00:16:04,415 --> 00:16:07,316 Imagine that. I finally nailed somebody that you weren't after. 301 00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:11,184 That's it. I've worked too hard and too long for you to keep getting all the credit. 302 00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:13,553 I built that company, that house, and I'm gonna be cutting the ribbon... 303 00:16:13,658 --> 00:16:16,354 whether we're all pretending that you're president or not. 304 00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:18,486 Yeah, sure. I just wanted- 305 00:16:18,596 --> 00:16:22,828 - You just wanted what? - I just wanted you to be impressed with me. 306 00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:26,870 Dad never was. Never said a nice thing about me. 307 00:16:26,971 --> 00:16:29,667 He called you the other day. He didn't even wanna talk to me. 308 00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:33,904 Of course he did! He never wants to talk to me. He never has. 309 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:41,083 - Cut the ribbon. - Really? 310 00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:42,880 - Yeah. How about that? - Michael. 311 00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:44,955 I have no problem with it. 312 00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:48,958 - All right? Take it easy. Come on. - Thank you. 313 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:54,696 The next day, the Bluth family prepared to unveil phase two. 314 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,097 Have you seen your Uncle Gob around? 315 00:16:57,201 --> 00:17:00,102 No. And I can't find that diamond dust that Aunt Lindsay bought for me. 316 00:17:00,204 --> 00:17:03,469 Oh, well, your Aunt Lindsay has probably taken it. She's just a taker. 317 00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:06,372 This is your chance, huh? With the big ribbon-cutters after all these years? 318 00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:08,604 Well, actually, I figured, give Gob a chance, you know? 319 00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:11,204 The guy doesn't get a whole lot of attention in this family. 320 00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:16,810 Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Bluth Company, Gob Bluth. 321 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,982 My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done. 322 00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:26,154 But I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done"... 323 00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:28,164 for an answer. 324 00:17:30,435 --> 00:17:34,235 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you phase two of the Bluth Company. 325 00:17:34,338 --> 00:17:38,240 A house truly solid as a rock. 326 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,741 But as it turns out... 327 00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:49,013 Michael was right to not be optimistic it could be done. 328 00:17:51,556 --> 00:17:55,322 And Buster saw the chance to get injured enough... 329 00:17:55,426 --> 00:17:57,326 to keep him out of the army. 330 00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:03,594 But instead... 331 00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:06,101 - got a glimpse inside. - I can't look at that. 332 00:18:06,204 --> 00:18:08,104 Unfortunately, Tobias had to. 333 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:11,767 I got the wrong homeless man. I am sorry. I was looking for Lindsay. 334 00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:15,937 You lied to me. You both lied to me. I'm goin'to war. 335 00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:19,346 - Buster, you can't! - Yes, I can. 336 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,941 I don't agree with your dirty doings here... 337 00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:24,681 but I will defend with my life your right to do it. 338 00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:28,858 You planned this all along, didn't you, Michael? 339 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,793 - No, I didn't. I had no crew. I had no time. - You set me up. 340 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:34,660 Gob charged at Michael with the scissors... 341 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,632 but Michael, as he always did, picked rock- 342 00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:40,033 - You wanted to make me look foolish! - Put down the scissors. 343 00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:42,868 - Put 'em down. - Foolish with scissors! 344 00:18:42,974 --> 00:18:45,204 Which beat scissors. 345 00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:50,205 Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper. 346 00:18:50,314 --> 00:18:52,214 Nobody looks good in this. 347 00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:55,774 - Especially that little dude. - That's Ann. 348 00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:57,878 - Who's- - It doesn't matter. Listen. 349 00:18:57,989 --> 00:19:01,390 You know I didn't set you up, okay? I think the only reason you and I always fight... 350 00:19:01,492 --> 00:19:04,154 is that since we were little kids, Dad's always played us off each other. 351 00:19:04,262 --> 00:19:06,696 Dad always said that was your fault. 352 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,992 Anyway, what we oughta do is make a decision right now... 353 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,227 not to let Dad get in the middle of our relationship anymore. 354 00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:13,735 - He's not even in town, and we're fighting. - We're grown men. 355 00:19:13,838 --> 00:19:17,239 - Yeah, let's just move on. - Look at me. I'm the president of a company now. 356 00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:20,367 Oh, that's Dad's line. I bet he saw the paper. 357 00:19:20,478 --> 00:19:23,413 Listen, if you want my respect, you won't answer that, okay? 358 00:19:23,514 --> 00:19:25,414 It's just gonna cause more problems. 359 00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:31,915 Hello? They hung up. 360 00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:34,287 They hung up on me. Hiya, guys. 361 00:19:34,392 --> 00:19:36,587 I couldn't get the money. I don't know what happened. 362 00:19:36,694 --> 00:19:38,594 - I'm impressed you hung up. - Did I hang up? 363 00:19:38,696 --> 00:19:40,926 - I meant to hit speaker. - Oh. 364 00:19:41,032 --> 00:19:43,364 - You gotta hit the line first. - I'm hitting both at the same time. 365 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,526 - These are the lines. There's a line here. - But she said- 366 00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:47,536 - It's line and then- - Hey. 367 00:19:47,638 --> 00:19:50,607 I don't wanna wait until Dad's dead for us to get along. 368 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,074 But it was too late... 369 00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:56,044 as George Sr. Would be declared dead... 370 00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:58,377 within the hour. 371 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:01,315 - From now on, we support each other. - We start with a clean slate. 372 00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:04,582 - Yeah. - We almost did it though, didn't we? 373 00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,055 We almost pulled it off. 374 00:20:07,158 --> 00:20:09,786 - No, it wasn't even close. - Yeah, a lot of people got hurt. 375 00:20:09,894 --> 00:20:12,385 - This was very, very bad. - Not great. Not great. 376 00:20:12,496 --> 00:20:15,431 On the next Arrested Development. 377 00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:18,934 Lindsay finds out the true identity ofher homeless man. 378 00:20:19,036 --> 00:20:23,132 Look. You're a really nice chick, but I'm not homeless. 379 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,334 I'm Tom Jane. 380 00:20:25,443 --> 00:20:27,468 And even though Lindsay doesn't know who that is... 381 00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:29,842 hearing that he isn't homeless is good enough for her. 382 00:20:29,947 --> 00:20:34,281 - Buy me a drink? - You're really sweet, but, no. 383 00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:36,285 I'm Tom Jane. 384 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:38,821 And Lindsay, crushed and alone... 385 00:20:38,923 --> 00:20:41,892 for the first time misses her husband. 386 00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:46,930 Tobias. 387 00:20:47,031 --> 00:20:50,660 Lindsay, I'm- 388 00:20:50,768 --> 00:20:52,497 Is that George Michael's diamond cream? 389 00:20:52,603 --> 00:20:56,095 Oh, yes, well, I ran out of blue, and I couldn't find anything else. 390 00:20:56,207 --> 00:20:59,665 I think my nipples are bleeding though. I don't know if you're supposed to use quite this much. 391 00:21:01,779 --> 00:21:04,509 - That guy's a jerk. - No, I am. 392 00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:08,107 No, no, I am. 393 00:21:08,219 --> 00:21:10,483 Because I think I need to go to the hospital right away... 394 00:21:10,588 --> 00:21:14,991 and see if I can't get some of this diamond dust vacuumed from out of my lungs. 395 00:21:15,092 --> 00:21:16,719 This way.