1 00:00:01,013 --> 00:00:04,414 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,516 --> 00:00:06,507 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,618 --> 00:00:08,609 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:15,854 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,231 --> 00:00:22,132 Michael Bluth had just been stunned to discover... 6 00:00:22,234 --> 00:00:26,500 that a contract his company was counting on was being cut back. 7 00:00:26,605 --> 00:00:30,405 You initially told us to design and build 22 homes. Now you're saying 18. 8 00:00:30,509 --> 00:00:32,272 That doesn't give us enough capital to complete the job. 9 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:34,811 And we've already got the blueprints drawn up and everything. 10 00:00:34,913 --> 00:00:37,575 Well, that part wasn't true. But they would've. 11 00:00:37,682 --> 00:00:40,048 That was a very important phone call. 12 00:00:40,152 --> 00:00:43,918 I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is about to walk in here any minute asking for a job. 13 00:00:44,022 --> 00:00:45,922 I need you to hire him. 14 00:00:46,024 --> 00:00:48,822 - Hi. I'm sor- - Look, it isn't my idea, it's his. 15 00:00:48,927 --> 00:00:51,088 But I need a break from Mrs. Featherbottom. 16 00:00:51,196 --> 00:00:55,292 Since moving out, Tobias had been pretending to be a British housekeeper... 17 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,096 as a way to be close to his family. 18 00:00:58,203 --> 00:01:01,764 However, his desire to now be discovered as himself was becoming bothersome. 19 00:01:01,873 --> 00:01:05,468 Can't you just tell him you know that he's Mrs. Featherbottom? 20 00:01:05,577 --> 00:01:07,511 No. She's the only one who can hand wash my delicates. 21 00:01:07,612 --> 00:01:09,512 Yeah, the real Tobias wouldn't do that. 22 00:01:09,614 --> 00:01:12,378 - Wouldn't do what? - Be Michael's assistant. 23 00:01:12,484 --> 00:01:15,510 Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. 24 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,850 I think you'll find me more than qualified. 25 00:01:17,956 --> 00:01:20,652 It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a résumé. 26 00:01:20,759 --> 00:01:23,728 Booyah! 27 00:01:23,829 --> 00:01:26,297 - Wow. Gobias Industries. - Gobias. 28 00:01:26,398 --> 00:01:28,866 - Right. I remember, yeah. - As in "Go buy us a cup of-" 29 00:01:28,967 --> 00:01:30,901 It looks like you might be a little too qualified. 30 00:01:31,002 --> 00:01:36,531 Hang on. Why don't you let your new assistant take all this down? 31 00:01:36,641 --> 00:01:38,165 Wow, you are gung ho. 32 00:01:38,276 --> 00:01:41,734 You're getting a new assistant? Is this because the order was cut back? 33 00:01:41,847 --> 00:01:44,407 No. But if you are concerned about keeping your job... 34 00:01:44,516 --> 00:01:46,347 focus on keeping unwanted visitors out of my office. 35 00:01:46,451 --> 00:01:50,478 I have rabies, Michael. You know that. Today was day four of my shots. 36 00:01:50,589 --> 00:01:52,648 Starla had been bitten by... 37 00:01:52,757 --> 00:01:54,952 a well-known music producer's guard dog. 38 00:01:57,762 --> 00:01:59,992 Michael, Starla told us about the cutback. 39 00:02:00,098 --> 00:02:02,692 You know, a lot of our overhead is tied up in the fact... 40 00:02:02,801 --> 00:02:04,666 we are on the top floor of a very expensive building. 41 00:02:04,769 --> 00:02:07,761 - If we move just one floor lower- - Ted, everything's fine. 42 00:02:07,873 --> 00:02:10,433 I got it all under control, and nobody needs to move. 43 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:13,170 - I'm sorry. Ted, is it? - Yes. 44 00:02:13,278 --> 00:02:15,041 Ted. Did Ted make an appointment? 45 00:02:15,147 --> 00:02:17,172 - No, I just work down the hall and- - No. 46 00:02:17,282 --> 00:02:20,012 Well, then, Ted can get the hell out of this office! 47 00:02:20,118 --> 00:02:23,918 - I'm talking- - You get the hell out! 48 00:02:24,022 --> 00:02:27,048 - And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors. - Thank you. 49 00:02:27,159 --> 00:02:30,322 Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt... 50 00:02:30,428 --> 00:02:36,298 and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. 51 00:02:36,401 --> 00:02:39,165 - What? - The reason that you can't accept my help... 52 00:02:39,271 --> 00:02:42,138 is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea- 53 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,767 because you have to be in total control of everything. 54 00:02:45,877 --> 00:02:48,744 And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go. 55 00:02:48,847 --> 00:02:51,145 - Hey, I'm fine. - Oh? 56 00:02:51,249 --> 00:02:54,218 Oh! Ooh! - See? He's right. You've got a control problem. 57 00:02:54,319 --> 00:02:57,447 But I know this Eastern medicine store, Ancient Chinese Secret. 58 00:02:57,556 --> 00:02:59,888 Ancient Chinese Secret, huh? 59 00:02:59,991 --> 00:03:02,983 - I sent Gob there for his migraines. - It's just a cramp. I'm fine. 60 00:03:03,094 --> 00:03:06,757 In fact, Gob was at Ancient Chinese Secret at that moment... 61 00:03:06,865 --> 00:03:11,529 - but not for a migraine. - Yeah, I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. 62 00:03:12,671 --> 00:03:14,764 Me quick, want slow. Wait, that's Indian. 63 00:03:14,873 --> 00:03:19,071 Tea for dong. 64 00:03:19,177 --> 00:03:23,238 - Sweet blade. - It's the Sword of Destiny. It's full of ancient magic. 65 00:03:23,348 --> 00:03:25,646 Oh, yeah? You into magic? 66 00:03:27,852 --> 00:03:29,820 Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from? 67 00:03:29,921 --> 00:03:32,822 - So, is it for sale? I could use it in my act. - Maybe. 68 00:03:32,924 --> 00:03:35,825 Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old. 69 00:03:35,927 --> 00:03:38,589 Come with ancient story of warning and- 70 00:03:38,697 --> 00:03:41,825 Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea. 71 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:43,833 And Gob caught up with Michael. 72 00:03:43,935 --> 00:03:49,271 - Michael. Been lookin' for you. - Looks like you're looking for dragons, in the future. 73 00:03:49,374 --> 00:03:51,934 I wouldn't mock the Sword of Destiny, Michael. 74 00:03:52,043 --> 00:03:54,341 Careful with that, Gob. 75 00:03:54,446 --> 00:03:56,311 - Bleeding? - Nope. 76 00:03:56,414 --> 00:03:59,679 Yeah, that's blood. It'll get better before the show. 77 00:03:59,784 --> 00:04:01,479 That's what I need you for, Michael. 78 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:03,520 I can't perform my illusion at the Gothic Castle... 79 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:05,715 because I've been banned from the Magicians' Alliance. 80 00:04:05,824 --> 00:04:10,124 I need you to register as the magician, and I'm the lowly assistant. 81 00:04:10,228 --> 00:04:13,994 Then we get on the stage, and you ram the Sword of Destiny into my belly. 82 00:04:14,099 --> 00:04:16,897 - What do you think? - Really picked up steam there at the end, but I can't. 83 00:04:17,002 --> 00:04:20,267 I've gotta teach George Michael how to drive. And then I gotta get right back here, because- 84 00:04:20,372 --> 00:04:22,067 Michael, if I make this comeback... 85 00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:24,300 I'll buy you 100 George Michaels you can teach to drive! 86 00:04:24,409 --> 00:04:27,310 - You're losing blood, aren't you? - Probably. My socks are wet. 87 00:04:27,412 --> 00:04:29,312 Sorry. 88 00:04:29,414 --> 00:04:32,941 You'll be sorry! Wait, that doesn't work after his line. 89 00:04:33,051 --> 00:04:35,986 And Michael rushed home to teach his son to drive. 90 00:04:36,087 --> 00:04:38,681 Knock, knock. Hey, Maeby. George Michael, ready to drive? 91 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:41,315 - I don't have much time. - Get me behind that wheel. 92 00:04:41,426 --> 00:04:43,326 Oh, no, you will not be behind the wheel. 93 00:04:43,428 --> 00:04:45,919 You'll observe me while I demonstrate some things, okay? 94 00:04:46,031 --> 00:04:49,228 I'll be quizzing you too, hotshot. I'm gonna go grab the video camera. 95 00:04:49,334 --> 00:04:51,859 - And then, school's in. - I'd skip. 96 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:53,835 Well, no, I need to learn. 97 00:04:53,938 --> 00:04:55,838 You can't get around anywhere without a driver's license. 98 00:04:55,940 --> 00:05:00,172 Actually, Maeby had received a company car from the movie studio... 99 00:05:00,278 --> 00:05:03,509 where she was secretly posing as an executive. 100 00:05:10,288 --> 00:05:16,022 But currently, George Sr. Was in the attic making a videotape- 101 00:05:16,127 --> 00:05:19,062 - This is my demand. - when Michael found him. 102 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:21,394 What's the deal with the turban? 103 00:05:21,499 --> 00:05:24,332 Huh? Pretty smart, huh? 104 00:05:24,436 --> 00:05:27,098 - And-And it's warm too. - Guess that makes sense. 105 00:05:27,205 --> 00:05:30,697 Oh, hey, I heard about that reduced order. Those bastards. 106 00:05:30,809 --> 00:05:33,801 This videotape is for our employees. 107 00:05:33,912 --> 00:05:39,077 You take this and play it. This will reassure them that someone is in charge. 108 00:05:39,184 --> 00:05:42,551 Well, someone is in charge, Dad. I'm in charge. I've never even taken a sick day. 109 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:44,554 No, a real authority. 110 00:05:44,656 --> 00:05:47,147 My presence needs to be, uh, reinstated. 111 00:05:47,258 --> 00:05:50,421 His first effort at doing so had already failed. 112 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:53,053 When do you start being my mole at my company? 113 00:05:53,164 --> 00:05:55,394 Actually, Michael turned me down for the job. 114 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:59,061 - What? - Something to do with their housing order being cut back. 115 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:03,470 Oh, my God, that's a horrible sign- Ow! Damn it! 116 00:06:03,575 --> 00:06:06,567 I'm the authority, so I will save the company. 117 00:06:06,678 --> 00:06:09,511 And I say no videotape. Ooh! 118 00:06:09,614 --> 00:06:13,914 - You oughta take a sick day. Get out of that office. - Don't count on it, Dad. 119 00:06:14,018 --> 00:06:17,112 And Michael was finally ready to make his son watch him drive. 120 00:06:17,222 --> 00:06:21,158 All right, stair car basics. In order to get this thing up to a minimum speed... 121 00:06:21,259 --> 00:06:24,626 you gotta jam on the gas pedal for about a minute, okay? 122 00:06:24,729 --> 00:06:26,629 But in order to slow this thing down... 123 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:28,631 you gotta get immediately back on the brake pedal... 124 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:30,564 'cause you got about two tons of stairs behind you. 125 00:06:30,668 --> 00:06:33,193 We're gonna cover the hydraulic flaps and the riser system... 126 00:06:33,304 --> 00:06:35,499 after I tell you the basics about how to avoid a hop-on. 127 00:06:35,607 --> 00:06:39,043 But the first thing we're gonna go over- Ow! 128 00:06:39,144 --> 00:06:43,205 And that's when Michael decided that perhaps it was time for a sick day. 129 00:06:43,314 --> 00:06:46,647 Let's go over the route to the hospital. Ow! 130 00:06:46,751 --> 00:06:50,619 My baby is sick, but Mother is here to nurse you. 131 00:06:50,722 --> 00:06:54,249 - Well, now I'm a little sicker. - Well, don't you worry about work today. 132 00:06:54,359 --> 00:06:57,692 I am ready and willing to step up and take over. 133 00:06:57,796 --> 00:07:00,321 Yeah, and I'll get George Michael ready for his driving test. 134 00:07:00,432 --> 00:07:04,300 I'm gonna teach him when I get out. And no one's taking over for me at the Bluth Company. 135 00:07:04,402 --> 00:07:08,964 Michael, this is what we talked about. I'm sure they'll do just fine without you. 136 00:07:09,073 --> 00:07:11,337 Well, you're wrong, because we're in crisis there. 137 00:07:11,443 --> 00:07:14,276 They need to know that I'm in charge and I'm in con- 138 00:07:14,379 --> 00:07:16,973 I'm peeing. Am I peeing? 139 00:07:17,081 --> 00:07:19,606 I'm sorry. We gave you a little something to relax you. 140 00:07:19,717 --> 00:07:21,685 It may have taken the tingle out of your genitals. 141 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:24,482 Oh, no. You're not taking care of my son. 142 00:07:24,589 --> 00:07:27,649 I'm sorry to say this, but it's too late for me to do anything for your son. 143 00:07:28,927 --> 00:07:30,827 Let him keep talking. 144 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:34,421 Because Dr. Stein here has already been assigned to his case. 145 00:07:34,532 --> 00:07:38,195 - You're lucky. He's the best. - Well, only in the county. 146 00:07:38,303 --> 00:07:41,204 But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours. 147 00:07:41,306 --> 00:07:44,503 - Appendix? - I don't buy it. Could be a hernia. 148 00:07:44,609 --> 00:07:46,668 Or it could be your colon. 149 00:07:46,778 --> 00:07:49,178 I'd want to get in there and find some answers. 150 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,578 Well, I am the best doctor in the state. 151 00:07:51,683 --> 00:07:53,583 But if you don't trust my decisions- 152 00:07:53,718 --> 00:07:56,710 No, no, no. No. You're the doctor. You see, he's the authority here. 153 00:07:56,821 --> 00:08:01,451 We need to respect him just like the employees at the Bluth Company need to respect me. 154 00:08:01,559 --> 00:08:05,051 Okay, I'm going to put you on this machine to slow down your heart rate. 155 00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:10,294 Hopefully not too slow, because it's already dangerously slow as it is. 156 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:13,427 Whatever you think, Doctor. 157 00:08:13,538 --> 00:08:17,531 Meanwhile, Gob was still trying to arrange his comeback in magic. 158 00:08:17,642 --> 00:08:19,701 So I'd be a magician and you'd be my assistant? 159 00:08:19,811 --> 00:08:21,711 Well, on paper, yes. 160 00:08:21,813 --> 00:08:25,476 But once the show starts, and you ram that sword through my belly... 161 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:28,916 people will know that I'm the one who belongs back in the Alliance. 162 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,853 The kind of trick that I can put on a DVD, like Tony Wonder does. 163 00:08:31,956 --> 00:08:36,916 Tony Wonder had startled the world by baking himself into a loaf ofbread. 164 00:08:37,028 --> 00:08:39,258 He sold the DVD's of it on his Web site... 165 00:08:39,364 --> 00:08:43,232 which many claimed suffered due to its pop-up ads. - Thanks. 166 00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:46,633 I'm finally being treated like a real person, not some deformed- 167 00:08:46,738 --> 00:08:49,901 Hook! Forgot about that thing, Elephant Man. 168 00:08:50,008 --> 00:08:52,499 Gonna have to figure out something to do so that people can look at you... 169 00:08:52,610 --> 00:08:54,578 without wanting to kill themselves. 170 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,944 That night, George Sr. Heard about Michael's illness. 171 00:08:58,049 --> 00:09:00,813 The employees are gonna panic. They need to know that someone's in control. 172 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:04,116 - And how do we do that? - Booyah! 173 00:09:04,222 --> 00:09:07,055 And at the Gothic Castle... 174 00:09:07,158 --> 00:09:10,753 - Buster had been outfitted with a mechanical Halloween hand. - Whoa! 175 00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:13,763 Looks like you've got some dirty ears. 176 00:09:13,865 --> 00:09:16,129 Well, you're not on the banned list, so you can go on at 6:00. 177 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:18,998 6:00? Looks like you'll be my opener. 178 00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:23,005 Tony Wonder! 179 00:09:30,682 --> 00:09:32,877 You like bread? 180 00:09:32,984 --> 00:09:35,509 - Yeah. - Have some. 181 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:38,521 - Wow, it's warm. - How did you do that? 182 00:09:38,623 --> 00:09:41,148 Oh, ho, ho. Magicians only. 183 00:09:41,259 --> 00:09:44,695 I folded it up into some squares, and I put it in a pouch under my shirt... 184 00:09:44,796 --> 00:09:47,697 and then I pull it out, and I make it look like it came out of my skin. 185 00:09:47,799 --> 00:09:50,233 - Wow, that sounds easy. - Keep it to yourself. 186 00:09:50,335 --> 00:09:53,827 And good luck up there tonight. And you! You'll get there someday. 187 00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:56,463 I started out as a little "W." Somehow I became a big one. 188 00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:58,474 I don't even know how it happened. All right? 189 00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:05,049 My eye! 190 00:10:09,354 --> 00:10:11,686 Enjoy the Hanukkah cookie, man. 191 00:10:14,359 --> 00:10:16,327 What a cool guy. 192 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:23,766 - Tobias had been sent to the office by George Sr. - My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke... 193 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:27,829 and I'll be filling in for Michael, who is not sick. 194 00:10:27,941 --> 00:10:31,536 In fact, just today I saw a sliver of his buttocks... 195 00:10:31,645 --> 00:10:34,876 and they're as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so not to worry. 196 00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:39,350 But before you all rise up and say, "Well, let's make this man our leader," 197 00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:43,513 well, I think that won't be necessary after you see this. 198 00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:45,523 Is this right? 199 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,924 Meanwhile, Lindsay had also violated Michael's authority... 200 00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:50,929 and was teaching George Michael to drive. 201 00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:52,965 Sure you don't want me to watch you for a while? 202 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:57,696 Driving is about confidence, George Michael. Jam on it! It feels great, right? 203 00:10:57,804 --> 00:11:01,262 Now, put your foot on the brake. There's a light in a half mile. 204 00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:04,070 Meanwhile, Buster and Gob had begun... 205 00:11:04,177 --> 00:11:07,669 the Sword of Destiny illusion at the Gothic Castle. 206 00:11:10,684 --> 00:11:16,054 Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah! Ooh! Whoo! 207 00:11:16,156 --> 00:11:18,056 Stop it, Buster. 208 00:11:18,158 --> 00:11:19,955 - And now our magic trick. - Illusion. 209 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,051 Silence, slave! 210 00:11:22,162 --> 00:11:26,155 In this magic trick, I'm going to put a sword... 211 00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:29,463 - through my assistant's tummy. - No patter. 212 00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:32,936 May I have the trick sword, please? 213 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:36,065 It's a real sword, master. 214 00:11:36,176 --> 00:11:39,577 Oh-ho! 215 00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:46,246 - Ooh! Hoo, hoo, hoo! - We've got 'em. I'm gonna milk this for a minute. 216 00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:48,912 Okay. 217 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:56,252 My hand! My hand! 218 00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:10,431 And the audience wasn't the only one impressed by the performance. 219 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:14,411 Bravo. Hey, give us a sec, would you, Candida? 220 00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:20,046 My brother's widow. It's- up. 221 00:12:20,153 --> 00:12:23,452 Hey, so the accident angle. Right on. 222 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:25,786 - Oh, thank you, very much. - No, thank you. 223 00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:27,792 The "How'd he do dats?" ate it up. 224 00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:29,623 Sorry. That's what we call the audience. 225 00:12:29,729 --> 00:12:32,892 No, l-I know- I know about all that. Used to have a solo act. 226 00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:34,796 There was talk of boiling me into a bisque at one point. 227 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:38,359 Not registering. But you hitched your wagon to the right star. 228 00:12:38,471 --> 00:12:42,202 - I want you guys on my next DVD. - You want us for Use Your Illusion? 229 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:44,208 Actually, some band has got the rights to that title. 230 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,210 So, I'm thinkin', like, Use Your Illusion II. 231 00:12:46,312 --> 00:12:49,645 But, yeah, meet me out there tomorrow. And, uh, if you get thirsty- 232 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:04,324 Have a free round of drinks, courtesy ofTony Wonder. 233 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:08,161 - It's a Subway Sub Club card. - That's a magician. 234 00:13:08,268 --> 00:13:10,236 Oh, it still needs three stamps. 235 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:13,237 Michael had just come around from his appendectomy. 236 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,671 Give me the phone. I want to call George Michael, tell him I'm okay. 237 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:18,107 He's on his way here. We passed him on the road. 238 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:21,408 He was doing really well. Had his first hop-on. 239 00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:24,176 What are you talking about? He's driving? I told Lindsay not to teach him. 240 00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:27,344 - I was going to videotape that hop-on. - Hey, Dad. How're you feeling? 241 00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:30,684 Bad, George Michael. I just found out Lindsay's teaching you how to drive. 242 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:34,692 Yeah. She's still trying to get the stairs unwedged from the emergency room overhang. 243 00:13:34,794 --> 00:13:38,252 I was gonna teach you. Just forget everything she told you, and we'll start over. 244 00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:40,264 Oh, for God's sake. Tobias is right. 245 00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:42,266 - What? - You have to control everyone's life. 246 00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:45,701 I don't know where you get that from. Oscar, stop licking that sore. 247 00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:49,468 - I'm not. - Well, the operation went pretty smoothly. 248 00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:53,979 But once I got in there, the appendix wasn't so inflamed. D'oh. 249 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,913 - I knew it. - Okay. Well, can we get me out of here? 250 00:13:57,016 --> 00:14:00,213 I gotta retrain my son how to drive, and I need to stop by the office... 251 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,483 - to make sure my business doesn't go to hell. - And, not so fast, Michael. 252 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,286 There seems to be a bacterial infection from the operation... 253 00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:10,886 - which left an abscess in your abdominal wall. - Ew. 254 00:14:10,997 --> 00:14:13,158 I know, it's pretty gross. It could heal on its own. 255 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:18,636 But I say we go in there Dr. Stein-style and cut it out. 256 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:22,765 I want to show these interns what the best doctor in Southern California can do. 257 00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:26,676 - Well, I respect your decision. - I'll check on you soon. 258 00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:31,341 Michael, this crazy point you're trying to make about respecting authority is absurd. 259 00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:35,979 And one day, you're gonna wake up and find out it has caused you nothing but trouble. 260 00:14:36,089 --> 00:14:40,321 - And you are peeing again. - And as the anesthesia took hold... 261 00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:43,486 Michael realized he was going to wake up to nothing but trouble. 262 00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:48,226 The F.B.I. Has pinpointed the location of escaped convict George Bluth today... 263 00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:52,771 thanks to a tape turned in by a rabid and disgruntled employee. 264 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:58,606 The F.B.I. Has matched the design of the attic to one of Saddam Hussein's Iraqi houses. 265 00:14:58,711 --> 00:15:02,477 - And it appears his son is with him. - This is my demand. 266 00:15:02,582 --> 00:15:05,676 Booyah! 267 00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:12,111 Buster and Gob were waiting to meet with Tony Wonder. 268 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:16,384 All right. He's gonna lowball us, so just let me do the talking, all right, Busty? 269 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:19,619 This DVD is the destiny the sword has chosen for me. 270 00:15:19,727 --> 00:15:22,525 I wonder where he is. 271 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,827 Did somebody say, "Wonder"? 272 00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:30,462 He just appeared out of nowhere, in front of that dumbwaiter. 273 00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:34,302 Actually, he'd been hiding inside the dumbwaiter for over 20 minutes... 274 00:15:34,409 --> 00:15:38,539 - waiting for someone to use the word "wonder." - I wonder where he is. 275 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,978 Oh, hey, you've got a piece of lettuce on your shoulder. 276 00:15:41,082 --> 00:15:43,107 Ta-da! 277 00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:47,517 Part of the trick. So, let's get down to business, shall we? 278 00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:50,182 Hey, can you, uh, go wait with the other assistants over there? 279 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,590 - What? - No, whatever you say to me, you can say to him. 280 00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:57,096 I grant him magic sanctuary. 281 00:15:57,198 --> 00:16:00,656 Uh, you grant me? Come on, you can't just make up- - That's fine. 282 00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:04,329 I second the sanctuary. But with a clause of silence. 283 00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:08,102 So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it's "Allusion" with an "A." 284 00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:10,939 So if you guys want to put an allusion in there somewhere... 285 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:14,378 like, you know, Poe or something or- Don't do Poe, 'cause I'm doin' Poe. 286 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:16,712 - What about Chaucer? - Just not Poe, okay? 287 00:16:16,818 --> 00:16:21,221 And, uh, I don't think we need, uh, your assistant. 288 00:16:21,322 --> 00:16:24,519 - What? - Eh! Clause of silence. 289 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:29,961 Look, my assistant is my partner. I need him. 290 00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:33,261 For what, Buster, huh? You're the magic. 291 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,826 Check out those moves you're doin', man. They're in their own orbit. 292 00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,906 Look at Tiagra, my girl. Don't look at her. 293 00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:42,408 'Cause you look at her and it affects her in a way that I don't feel comfortable with. 294 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:45,377 Or go for it. I don't care, whatever. I'm just sayin' it's your world. 295 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,812 All right, you know what? The trick is on you, Tony Wonder. 296 00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:52,318 I'm the magician. He's the assistant. We don't need him! 297 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:56,880 The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn't even been performed yet. Ta-da! 298 00:16:56,991 --> 00:16:59,721 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 299 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:03,228 Are you tellin' me that you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? 300 00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:06,789 That's right. And I'm gonna perform the real trick this afternoon. 301 00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:11,597 - I guess we'll see what you can do then. - I guess we will. 302 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:22,515 Ow! Darryl, I told you to move that- chair 10 times! 303 00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:25,085 And clean the- Dumbwaiter while you're at it! 304 00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:28,155 Oh, I was really hoping for a graham cracker. 305 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,451 That would have been a good spot for a trick. 306 00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:32,822 - Michael awoke from his second surgery. - Morning, sleepyhead. 307 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:36,294 - Did you get the abscess? - Well, uh, we had a little whoopsie. 308 00:17:36,397 --> 00:17:40,527 See, we got the abscess, but I think we might have left some snippers in there. 309 00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:45,766 It's not very likely, but one of the assistants having taken them is even less likely. 310 00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:50,742 - Unless I left them in my scrubs. - Michael, good news. 311 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,780 They think George is in Iraq. All the pressure's off him. 312 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:57,373 That was on the news? I thought that I dreamt that. 313 00:17:57,485 --> 00:18:00,511 - Oh, they're gonna think that I'm there. Ow! - But not to worry. 314 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,953 Tobias said he's handling it with the F.B. I... 315 00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:05,548 and the employees have everything under control. 316 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,560 No, that's the worst thing possible. 317 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,721 They think the company's in trouble and that I'm in Iraq. 318 00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:11,731 I gotta get down there. I need your car keys. 319 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,859 And so Michael and George Michael headed to the office. 320 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,631 - Right here, gentlemen. - Which is how Tobias missed him. 321 00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:21,970 Michael Bluth is not... in Iraq. 322 00:18:22,076 --> 00:18:26,570 Michael, back to bed with you. You look awful. 323 00:18:26,681 --> 00:18:32,551 Michael rushed to the office only to find that his worst fears had come true. 324 00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:36,747 We're too late. It's gone. Everybody said that I was too controlling... 325 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:40,259 but I walk away for one minute, look what happens to the company. 326 00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,295 I mean, this is why I didn't want- Damn it! 327 00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:44,296 Dad, you should probably take it easy. 328 00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:47,595 I said that this would happen. I said respect my authority, but no one would listen. 329 00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:49,636 Everybody had their own better id- Ow! 330 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:53,730 And maybe it was the stress or even the misplaced snippers... 331 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,866 but Michael had never felt worse. 332 00:18:55,977 --> 00:19:00,505 However, thanks to taking on his authority, the employees had never felt better. 333 00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:02,981 - Ted? - Oh, hey, Michael. Good news. 334 00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,416 We leased the top floor to another company and moved down here. 335 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,717 But we can stay in business without having to build the extra houses. 336 00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:11,018 We did it. We did it! 337 00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:17,021 - You're goin' down, right? - Whoo! 338 00:19:17,131 --> 00:19:20,897 And back at the Gothic Castle, Gob was performing his illusion. 339 00:19:21,002 --> 00:19:25,701 Hey, after I cut the candle in half, switch out the real sword for the fake one. 340 00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:28,400 What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth. 341 00:19:28,509 --> 00:19:32,843 I'm the real magician. This man is only the assistant. 342 00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:36,280 Buster, the sword. 343 00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:40,052 Handle first. Handle first. 344 00:19:40,154 --> 00:19:42,782 Oh, my fingers! 345 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,324 He cut off my- fingers! 346 00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:47,951 - Oh! - No! 347 00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:52,758 - Guy is good. Damn good. - Bravo! 348 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,563 I'm not kidding! He cut off my- fingers! 349 00:19:55,670 --> 00:20:00,073 - I didn't know we had taquitos. - More! More! 350 00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:02,074 And Michael came to a decision. 351 00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:04,167 You know what, George Michael? 352 00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:09,614 I think I'm going to give up some of my authority, starting now. 353 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:12,379 You drive home. All right? 354 00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:15,455 Unfortunately, Michael's decision to let his son... 355 00:20:15,556 --> 00:20:19,788 drive a car with a more responsive gas pedal... 356 00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:23,125 was not a good decision. 357 00:20:23,231 --> 00:20:24,994 Your leg's gonna be fine, Michael. 358 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,863 And I wouldn't worry about getting hit by any more cars. 359 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:31,632 I've shortened your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability. 360 00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:35,300 But if it works, I could be the best in the world. 361 00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,877 I want the other doctor back. 362 00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:40,777 On the next Arrested Development. 363 00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:45,113 - Michael gets a new roommate. - Your fingers have been perfectly reattached. 364 00:20:45,219 --> 00:20:47,449 Go ahead, take a look. 365 00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:51,050 My middle finger and index finger are- 366 00:20:51,158 --> 00:20:54,059 Switched for the first time ever. 367 00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:56,629 - Nice job, Frank. - Amazing. 368 00:20:56,731 --> 00:21:00,667 And the F.B.I. Finds footage more troublesome than they'd originally thought. 369 00:21:00,768 --> 00:21:03,794 It appears there was something else on the videotape. 370 00:21:03,904 --> 00:21:06,805 We think it's a terrorist training film. 371 00:21:06,907 --> 00:21:11,344 You're not half the man he was! 372 00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:14,039 This kid's got moves.