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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Michael Bluth
had just been stunned to discover...
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that a contract his company was
counting on was being cut back.
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You initially told us to design and build
22 homes. Now you're saying 18.
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That doesn't give us enough
capital to complete the job.
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And we've already got the blueprints
drawn up and everything.
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Well, that part wasn't true.
But they would've.
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That was a very important phone call.
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I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is
about to walk in here any minute asking for a job.
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I need you to hire him.
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- Hi. I'm sor-
- Look, it isn't my idea, it's his.
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But I need a break
from Mrs. Featherbottom.
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Since moving out, Tobias had
been pretending to be a British housekeeper...
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as a way to be close to his family.
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However, his desire to now be discovered
as himself was becoming bothersome.
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Can't you just tell him you know
that he's Mrs. Featherbottom?
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No. She's the only one
who can hand wash my delicates.
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Yeah, the real Tobias
wouldn't do that.
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- Wouldn't do what?
- Be Michael's assistant.
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Well, that's what I came
down here to ask about.
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I think you'll find me
more than qualified.
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It's really not that simple.
Uh, you'd have to submit a résumé.
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Booyah!
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- Wow. Gobias Industries.
- Gobias.
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- Right. I remember, yeah.
- As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
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It looks like you might be
a little too qualified.
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Hang on. Why don't you let your new
assistant take all this down?
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Wow, you are gung ho.
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You're getting a new assistant?
Is this because the order was cut back?
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No. But if you are concerned
about keeping your job...
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focus on keeping
unwanted visitors out of my office.
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I have rabies, Michael. You know that.
Today was day four of my shots.
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Starla had been bitten by...
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a well-known music producer's guard dog.
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Michael, Starla told us
about the cutback.
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You know, a lot of our overhead
is tied up in the fact...
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we are on the top floor
of a very expensive building.
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- If we move just one floor lower-
- Ted, everything's fine.
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I got it all under control,
and nobody needs to move.
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- I'm sorry. Ted, is it?
- Yes.
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Ted. Did Ted make an appointment?
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- No, I just work down the hall and-
- No.
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Well, then, Ted can get
the hell out of this office!
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- I'm talking-
- You get the hell out!
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- And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors.
- Thank you.
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Although, if I may, let me
take off my assistant skirt...
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and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince
of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
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- What?
- The reason that you can't accept my help...
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is the same reason you can't
hear that gentleman's idea-
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because you have to be in
total control of everything.
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And it's going to make
you sick if you can't let go.
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- Hey, I'm fine.
- Oh?
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Oh! Ooh!
- See? He's right.
You've got a control problem.
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But I know this Eastern medicine store,
Ancient Chinese Secret.
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Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?
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- I sent Gob there for his migraines.
- It's just a cramp. I'm fine.
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In fact, Gob was at Ancient
Chinese Secret at that moment...
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- but not for a migraine.
- Yeah, I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.
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Me quick, want slow.
Wait, that's Indian.
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Tea for dong.
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- Sweet blade.
- It's the Sword of Destiny. It's full of ancient magic.
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Oh, yeah?
You into magic?
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Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from?
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- So, is it for sale? I could use it in my act.
- Maybe.
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Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old.
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Come with ancient story
of warning and-
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Yeah, I make up my own patter.
Just ring it up with the dong tea.
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And Gob caught up with Michael.
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- Michael. Been lookin' for you.
- Looks like you're looking for dragons,
in the future.
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I wouldn't mock
the Sword of Destiny, Michael.
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Careful with that, Gob.
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- Bleeding?
- Nope.
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Yeah, that's blood.
It'll get better before the show.
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That's what I need you for, Michael.
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I can't perform my illusion
at the Gothic Castle...
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because I've been banned
from the Magicians' Alliance.
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I need you to register as the magician,
and I'm the lowly assistant.
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Then we get on the stage,
and you ram the Sword of Destiny into my belly.
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- What do you think?
- Really picked up steam there
at the end, but I can't.
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I've gotta teach George Michael how to drive.
And then I gotta get right back here, because-
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Michael, if I make this comeback...
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I'll buy you 100 George Michaels
you can teach to drive!
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- You're losing blood, aren't you?
- Probably. My socks are wet.
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Sorry.
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You'll be sorry!
Wait, that doesn't work after his line.
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And Michael rushed home
to teach his son to drive.
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Knock, knock. Hey, Maeby.
George Michael, ready to drive?
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- I don't have much time.
- Get me behind that wheel.
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Oh, no, you will
not be behind the wheel.
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You'll observe me while
I demonstrate some things, okay?
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I'll be quizzing you too, hotshot.
I'm gonna go grab the video camera.
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- And then, school's in.
- I'd skip.
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Well, no, I need to learn.
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You can't get around
anywhere without a driver's license.
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Actually, Maeby had received
a company car from the movie studio...
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where she was secretly
posing as an executive.
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But currently, George Sr.
Was in the attic making a videotape-
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- This is my demand.
- when Michael found him.
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What's the deal with the turban?
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Huh?
Pretty smart, huh?
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- And-And it's warm too.
- Guess that makes sense.
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Oh, hey, I heard about that reduced order.
Those bastards.
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This videotape is for our employees.
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You take this and play it. This will
reassure them that someone is in charge.
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Well, someone is in charge, Dad.
I'm in charge. I've never even taken a sick day.
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No, a real authority.
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My presence needs to be, uh, reinstated.
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His first effort at doing so
had already failed.
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When do you start
being my mole at my company?
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Actually, Michael turned me
down for the job.
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- What?
- Something to do with their
housing order being cut back.
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Oh, my God, that's a horrible sign-
Ow! Damn it!
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I'm the authority,
so I will save the company.
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And I say no videotape. Ooh!
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- You oughta take a sick day. Get out of that office.
- Don't count on it, Dad.
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And Michael was finally ready
to make his son watch him drive.
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All right, stair car basics. In order to
get this thing up to a minimum speed...
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you gotta jam on the gas pedal
for about a minute, okay?
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But in order to slow this thing down...
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you gotta get immediately
back on the brake pedal...
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'cause you got about
two tons of stairs behind you.
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We're gonna cover the hydraulic flaps
and the riser system...
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after I tell you the basics
about how to avoid a hop-on.
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But the first thing
we're gonna go over- Ow!
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And that's when Michael decided
that perhaps it was time for a sick day.
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Let's go over the route
to the hospital. Ow!
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My baby is sick,
but Mother is here to nurse you.
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- Well, now I'm a little sicker.
- Well, don't you worry about work today.
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I am ready and willing
to step up and take over.
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Yeah, and I'll get George Michael
ready for his driving test.
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I'm gonna teach him when I get out. And no
one's taking over for me at the Bluth Company.
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Michael, this is what we talked about.
I'm sure they'll do just fine without you.
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Well, you're wrong,
because we're in crisis there.
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They need to know that
I'm in charge and I'm in con-
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I'm peeing.
Am I peeing?
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I'm sorry. We gave you a little
something to relax you.
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It may have taken the tingle out
of your genitals.
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Oh, no. You're not
taking care of my son.
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I'm sorry to say this, but it's too late
for me to do anything for your son.
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Let him keep talking.
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Because Dr. Stein here has already
been assigned to his case.
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- You're lucky. He's the best.
- Well, only in the county.
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But I'm certainly good enough to
take out that appendix of yours.
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- Appendix?
- I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
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Or it could be your colon.
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I'd want to get in there
and find some answers.
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Well, I am the best doctor
in the state.
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But if you don't trust my decisions-
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No, no, no. No. You're the doctor.
You see, he's the authority here.
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We need to respect him just like the employees
at the Bluth Company need to respect me.
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Okay, I'm going to put you on this machine
to slow down your heart rate.
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Hopefully not too slow, because
it's already dangerously slow as it is.
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Whatever you think, Doctor.
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Meanwhile, Gob was still trying
to arrange his comeback in magic.
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So I'd be a magician
and you'd be my assistant?
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Well, on paper, yes.
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But once the show starts,
and you ram that sword through my belly...
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people will know that I'm the one
who belongs back in the Alliance.
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The kind of trick that I can put on a DVD,
like Tony Wonder does.
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Tony Wonder had startled the
world by baking himself into a loaf ofbread.
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He sold the DVD's of it on his Web site...
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which many claimed suffered
due to its pop-up ads.
- Thanks.
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I'm finally being treated like a real person,
not some deformed-
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Hook! Forgot about
that thing, Elephant Man.
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Gonna have to figure out something to do
so that people can look at you...
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without wanting to kill themselves.
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That night, George Sr.
Heard about Michael's illness.
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The employees are gonna panic.
They need to know that someone's in control.
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- And how do we do that?
- Booyah!
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And at the Gothic Castle...
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- Buster had been outfitted with
a mechanical Halloween hand.
- Whoa!
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Looks like you've got some dirty ears.
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Well, you're not on the banned list,
so you can go on at 6:00.
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6:00? Looks like you'll be my opener.
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Tony Wonder!
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You like bread?
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- Yeah.
- Have some.
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- Wow, it's warm.
- How did you do that?
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Oh, ho, ho.
Magicians only.
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I folded it up into some squares,
and I put it in a pouch under my shirt...
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and then I pull it out, and I make it
look like it came out of my skin.
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- Wow, that sounds easy.
- Keep it to yourself.
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And good luck up there tonight.
And you! You'll get there someday.
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I started out as a little "W."
Somehow I became a big one.
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I don't even know how
it happened. All right?
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My eye!
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Enjoy the Hanukkah cookie, man.
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What a cool guy.
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- Tobias had been sent to the office by George Sr.
- My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke...
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and I'll be filling in for Michael,
who is not sick.
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In fact, just today I saw
a sliver of his buttocks...
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and they're as fresh and firm
as a Georgia peach, so not to worry.
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But before you all rise up and say,
"Well, let's make this man our leader,"
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well, I think that won't be
necessary after you see this.
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Is this right?
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Meanwhile, Lindsay had
also violated Michael's authority...
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and was teaching
George Michael to drive.
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Sure you don't want me
to watch you for a while?
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Driving is about confidence, George Michael.
Jam on it! It feels great, right?
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Now, put your foot on the brake.
There's a light in a half mile.
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Meanwhile,
Buster and Gob had begun...
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the Sword of Destiny illusion
at the Gothic Castle.
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Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah! Ooh! Whoo!
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Stop it, Buster.
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- And now our magic trick.
- Illusion.
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Silence, slave!
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In this magic trick,
I'm going to put a sword...
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- through my assistant's tummy.
- No patter.
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May I have the trick sword, please?
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It's a real sword, master.
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Oh-ho!
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- Ooh! Hoo, hoo, hoo!
- We've got 'em. I'm gonna milk this for a minute.
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Okay.
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My hand! My hand!
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And the audience wasn't
the only one impressed by the performance.
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Bravo. Hey, give us a sec,
would you, Candida?
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My brother's widow.
It's- up.
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Hey, so the accident angle.
Right on.
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- Oh, thank you, very much.
- No, thank you.
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The "How'd he do dats?" ate it up.
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Sorry. That's what we call the audience.
225
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No, l-I know- I know about all that.
Used to have a solo act.
226
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There was talk of boiling me
into a bisque at one point.
227
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Not registering. But you hitched
your wagon to the right star.
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- I want you guys on my next DVD.
- You want us for Use Your Illusion?
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Actually, some band has
got the rights to that title.
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So, I'm thinkin', like,
Use Your Illusion II.
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But, yeah, meet me out there tomorrow.
And, uh, if you get thirsty-
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Have a free round of drinks,
courtesy ofTony Wonder.
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- It's a Subway Sub Club card.
- That's a magician.
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Oh, it still needs three stamps.
235
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Michael had just come
around from his appendectomy.
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Give me the phone. I want to call
George Michael, tell him I'm okay.
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He's on his way here.
We passed him on the road.
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He was doing really well.
Had his first hop-on.
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What are you talking about?
He's driving? I told Lindsay not to teach him.
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- I was going to videotape that hop-on.
- Hey, Dad. How're you feeling?
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Bad, George Michael. I just found out
Lindsay's teaching you how to drive.
242
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Yeah. She's still trying to get the stairs
unwedged from the emergency room overhang.
243
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I was gonna teach you. Just forget
everything she told you, and we'll start over.
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Oh, for God's sake.
Tobias is right.
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- What?
- You have to control everyone's life.
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I don't know where you get that from.
Oscar, stop licking that sore.
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- I'm not.
- Well, the operation went pretty smoothly.
248
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But once I got in there,
the appendix wasn't so inflamed. D'oh.
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- I knew it.
- Okay. Well, can we get me out of here?
250
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I gotta retrain my son how to drive,
and I need to stop by the office...
251
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- to make sure my business doesn't go to hell.
- And, not so fast, Michael.
252
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There seems to be a bacterial infection
from the operation...
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- which left an abscess in your abdominal wall.
- Ew.
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I know, it's pretty gross.
It could heal on its own.
255
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But I say we go in there
Dr. Stein-style and cut it out.
256
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I want to show these interns what
the best doctor in Southern California can do.
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- Well, I respect your decision.
- I'll check on you soon.
258
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Michael, this crazy point you're trying to
make about respecting authority is absurd.
259
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And one day, you're gonna wake up and find
out it has caused you nothing but trouble.
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- And you are peeing again.
- And as the anesthesia took hold...
261
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Michael realized he was going to
wake up to nothing but trouble.
262
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The F.B.I. Has pinpointed the location
of escaped convict George Bluth today...
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thanks to a tape turned in by a rabid
and disgruntled employee.
264
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The F.B.I. Has matched the design of the attic
to one of Saddam Hussein's Iraqi houses.
265
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- And it appears his son is with him.
- This is my demand.
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Booyah!
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Buster and Gob were
waiting to meet with Tony Wonder.
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All right. He's gonna lowball us, so just
let me do the talking, all right, Busty?
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This DVD is the destiny
the sword has chosen for me.
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I wonder where he is.
271
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Did somebody say, "Wonder"?
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He just appeared out of nowhere,
in front of that dumbwaiter.
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Actually, he'd been hiding inside
the dumbwaiter for over 20 minutes...
274
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- waiting for someone to use the word "wonder."
- I wonder where he is.
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Oh, hey, you've got a piece
of lettuce on your shoulder.
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Ta-da!
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Part of the trick.
So, let's get down to business, shall we?
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Hey, can you, uh, go wait with
the other assistants over there?
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- What?
- No, whatever you say to me, you can say to him.
280
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I grant him magic sanctuary.
281
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Uh, you grant me? Come on,
you can't just make up-
- That's fine.
282
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I second the sanctuary.
But with a clause of silence.
283
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So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion.
Only now it's "Allusion" with an "A."
284
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So if you guys want to put
an allusion in there somewhere...
285
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like, you know, Poe or something or-
Don't do Poe, 'cause I'm doin' Poe.
286
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- What about Chaucer?
- Just not Poe, okay?
287
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And, uh, I don't think
we need, uh, your assistant.
288
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- What?
- Eh! Clause of silence.
289
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Look, my assistant is my partner.
I need him.
290
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For what, Buster, huh?
You're the magic.
291
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Check out those moves you're doin', man.
They're in their own orbit.
292
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Look at Tiagra, my girl.
Don't look at her.
293
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'Cause you look at her and it affects her
in a way that I don't feel comfortable with.
294
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Or go for it. I don't care, whatever.
I'm just sayin' it's your world.
295
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All right, you know what?
The trick is on you, Tony Wonder.
296
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I'm the magician. He's the assistant.
We don't need him!
297
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The real Sword of Destiny trick
hasn't even been performed yet. Ta-da!
298
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Wait.
299
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Are you tellin' me that you have a
multi-stage trick with hidden identities?
300
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That's right. And I'm gonna perform
the real trick this afternoon.
301
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- I guess we'll see what you can do then.
- I guess we will.
302
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Ow! Darryl, I told you to move that-
chair 10 times!
303
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And clean the-
Dumbwaiter while you're at it!
304
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:28,155
Oh, I was really hoping
for a graham cracker.
305
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That would have been
a good spot for a trick.
306
00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:32,822
- Michael awoke from his second surgery.
- Morning, sleepyhead.
307
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- Did you get the abscess?
- Well, uh, we had a little whoopsie.
308
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See, we got the abscess, but I think
we might have left some snippers in there.
309
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:45,766
It's not very likely, but one of the assistants
having taken them is even less likely.
310
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- Unless I left them in my scrubs.
- Michael, good news.
311
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They think George is in Iraq.
All the pressure's off him.
312
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That was on the news?
I thought that I dreamt that.
313
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- Oh, they're gonna think that I'm there. Ow!
- But not to worry.
314
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Tobias said he's handling it
with the F.B. I...
315
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and the employees have
everything under control.
316
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No, that's the worst thing possible.
317
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They think the company's in trouble
and that I'm in Iraq.
318
00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:11,731
I gotta get down there.
I need your car keys.
319
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,859
And so Michael
and George Michael headed to the office.
320
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- Right here, gentlemen.
- Which is how Tobias missed him.
321
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:21,970
Michael Bluth is not... in Iraq.
322
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Michael, back to bed with you.
You look awful.
323
00:18:26,681 --> 00:18:32,551
Michael rushed to the office
only to find that his worst fears had come true.
324
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We're too late. It's gone.
Everybody said that I was too controlling...
325
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but I walk away for one minute,
look what happens to the company.
326
00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,295
I mean, this is why
I didn't want- Damn it!
327
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Dad, you should probably take it easy.
328
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I said that this would happen. I said respect
my authority, but no one would listen.
329
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Everybody had
their own better id- Ow!
330
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And maybe it was the stress
or even the misplaced snippers...
331
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but Michael had never felt worse.
332
00:18:55,977 --> 00:19:00,505
However, thanks to taking on his authority,
the employees had never felt better.
333
00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:02,981
- Ted?
- Oh, hey, Michael. Good news.
334
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,416
We leased the top floor to another company
and moved down here.
335
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,717
But we can stay in business
without having to build the extra houses.
336
00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:11,018
We did it.
We did it!
337
00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:17,021
- You're goin' down, right?
- Whoo!
338
00:19:17,131 --> 00:19:20,897
And back at the Gothic Castle,
Gob was performing his illusion.
339
00:19:21,002 --> 00:19:25,701
Hey, after I cut the candle in half,
switch out the real sword for the fake one.
340
00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:28,400
What are you doin'?
I'm Gob Bluth.
341
00:19:28,509 --> 00:19:32,843
I'm the real magician.
This man is only the assistant.
342
00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:36,280
Buster, the sword.
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Handle first. Handle first.
344
00:19:40,154 --> 00:19:42,782
Oh, my fingers!
345
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,324
He cut off my-
fingers!
346
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:47,951
- Oh!
- No!
347
00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:52,758
- Guy is good. Damn good.
- Bravo!
348
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,563
I'm not kidding!
He cut off my- fingers!
349
00:19:55,670 --> 00:20:00,073
- I didn't know we had taquitos.
- More! More!
350
00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:02,074
And Michael came to a decision.
351
00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:04,167
You know what, George Michael?
352
00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:09,614
I think I'm going to give up
some of my authority, starting now.
353
00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:12,379
You drive home. All right?
354
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:15,455
Unfortunately,
Michael's decision to let his son...
355
00:20:15,556 --> 00:20:19,788
drive a car with a more
responsive gas pedal...
356
00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:23,125
was not a good decision.
357
00:20:23,231 --> 00:20:24,994
Your leg's gonna be fine, Michael.
358
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,863
And I wouldn't worry about
getting hit by any more cars.
359
00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:31,632
I've shortened your calf muscles to
theoretically increase your jumping ability.
360
00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:35,300
But if it works,
I could be the best in the world.
361
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,877
I want the other doctor back.
362
00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:40,777
On the next Arrested Development.
363
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:45,113
- Michael gets a new roommate.
- Your fingers have been perfectly reattached.
364
00:20:45,219 --> 00:20:47,449
Go ahead, take a look.
365
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:51,050
My middle finger
and index finger are-
366
00:20:51,158 --> 00:20:54,059
Switched for the first time ever.
367
00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:56,629
- Nice job, Frank.
- Amazing.
368
00:20:56,731 --> 00:21:00,667
And the F.B.I. Finds footage more
troublesome than they'd originally thought.
369
00:21:00,768 --> 00:21:03,794
It appears there was
something else on the videotape.
370
00:21:03,904 --> 00:21:06,805
We think it's a terrorist training film.
371
00:21:06,907 --> 00:21:11,344
You're not half the man he was!
372
00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:14,039
This kid's got moves.